The Show - WE’RE BACK!

Episode Date: January 5, 2026

The first show back for 2026! We are digging out of some serious snow. Josh has watched so many movies during break. Cody is locked in on football, but not Jiffy Pop. What did we remove from people’s butts in 2025. McDonald’s get sued over the McRib & so much more on a Mondee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Good morning. whichever one of you probably ESPN scumbags that stole my Clorox wipes off studio.

Happy New Year! I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you. Pauly. You took the wrong guy's Clorox wipes. I'd like to wipe down the things. How was you saying? I'm just going to help my...

I guarantee you it was his dumb, stupid ass who took him out of here. And I'm almost out of my COVID-era hand sanitizer. There's no more. I've been going around for the last couple years finding these bottles and random bottles of that COVID stuff. And I think I'm moving. And it has that smell. Remember that COVID handstand? That smell.

Like the government issue smell. Oh, it just smells like pure alcohol. Yeah. Where I just smell like I'm just half in the bag all the time because I'm doing this. And then I end up like, oh, I'm like that on accident. And now you got, now you got hand standing on your head? Now everything's dried out, but it's nice. Oh, hello.

Hello. Yes. We are back. You're bad. You're already complaining about something. I don't like people touching my stuff. I'll get it. And I like to have a clean workspace.

Well, we both are very hygienic boys. We like our stuff clean. Like you were saying before the mics went on. If you're gonna, like if I ate anywhere, I would wipe down the area after I've eaten. Yeah. Clearly the board after having very greasy meals right in this area. Yeah.

Like they're putting a whole piece of pizza right here on this area. Luckily, I get avoided over here with my stuff, but you get, like, that's like prime Chee Burger. It's like, I don't know. They eat so much in here. Oh. What? Yeah, that, you got to vacuum it up. They're just disgusting people.

Yeah. 3-15. What? What is that? Hold on. First chat. I'm going to blank you in the head with a soccer ball, 6-7. style. I don't know what that means.

I don't know. We're shot out of a can in this morning. I'll tell you what. I don't know why that's funny. Good morning. No, there's my 6-7 necklace right there on the thing. Oh. Good morning everybody. Yeah, we're back, clearly. High spirits this morning on the

5th of November. Oh, wow, yeah. 2006 A year of our Lord. They give her joining us. Of course, you know the rundown. Maybe you don't. Maybe you don't know that the K-Rock text line is 315-364-109. Welcome in.

Maybe you don't know that Twitch.tv slash K-Roc, CNY, is where you can see our beautiful fat faces coming in after a long stretch-off. That's where, I think in the new year, you guys got to get at it. You got to get on the Twitch. Yeah, get in there. Twitch is where it's at, man. Get in there. Find us in the Twitch stream.

We're doing so much. That's where the whole other show happens. There's a lot of times when we meet people out. They're like, man, I just started listening on Twitch. and it's like the best thing ever. Yeah, it's completely different. That's what's going on. Who is Snowfighters checking in on the tax line.

Hope you guys enjoyed your deserved time off. I can't imagine what the hell you guys have been going through. Snowfighters. Unreal. It's got to have been the worst. And then on top of that, imagine like you get five minutes and you're like, let me just take a nice dump. Let me just scroll Facebook and it's just the angriest people.

Where are they all the damn plows? It's like, there's five of us. They're doing the best they can. And then you add to that, the other people are like, this is just what a normal winter is. Yeah. I'm not going to get angry about that already. Yeah, it's not.

This is not a normal winter. Data shows you that. This has been crazy, man. This was the craziest two weeks. Yeah, we are so far ahead of snowfall projections. Like, I think, like, we're, I don't know the numbers. I had them recently, but, like, double where we usually are this time of year. I bet we've got more now than we did like minus.

There was like a year, a couple years ago that was pretty snowy, but minus the last like 10 years combined, I feel like. Yeah. So hopefully you're all digging out. They're supposed to be in November, a January thaw. I don't know when that happens. All these meteorologists are like, well, they keep posting on social media. Are you ready for your January thaw?

Yeah, I am. When is it happening? I want to work. Let me see. I can't drive my vehicle because every single sensor is iced over. So it thinks I'm about to crash every two seconds. No, it says today there's going to be light snow. Oh, starting at like noon.

All right, good. Through the rest of the day. And then, uh, oh, no, yeah, yeah. Tomorrow, 40, and then right down to 30s and then the 40s and then 46, 48. But dead and right for Sunday snow again into next week. So I, all right. So they mean like two days is three, like one day that's 40 and then two other days where it? Four day and much of a thaw, but we'll,

take whatever, any break in snowfall. All right. Well, at least we had snow for Christmas. We didn't, though. We had like a dusting. It was still on the ground. Yeah. It was enough for me where I was good.

I was good. And it made up for it. I can't remember a time where it wasn't this. How was your holiday season? Good? Yes. The holiday season. Everybody was good.

It was nice. It was relaxing. That was great, man. That was one hell of a holiday season. I loved it. That's what I mean. It was the whole month. I think the snow hunked a little.

Say that too loud in case. But that whole month of December was, I mean, through Thanksgiving, really, from like the Thanksgiving and then the bagelicious thing all the way through the holidays were great. Everybody keeps asking me, Josh, how much snow did you get? We somehow, like, dodged it. I was telling Cody, you guys down in the city and north of me and Oswego got it worse than I did. The snow bands were either north of me or south of me. It was the weirdest bands.

You'd look at radar and be like, it says it's not snow. Oh, there it is. Blizzard. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But then you'd be like, nope. Nothing here right now.

The worst day we had was last Friday. I had a house party last Friday. And we got two feet in one day. Like my kid had basketball practice in the morning. I picked them up. Got the light right in your face. All right. Yep.

There we go. I picked them up And as soon as we got home from basketball Like nine it started to snow and did not stop all day that last Friday That was the worst we had it I know I'm going to exaggerate because I don't remember exactly But out of say we were off for two gone for two full weeks Sure

All right there was probably Three times I was able to leave Without you know Having to worry about like oh man Oh dude we were yeah I don't know what I would do right now. Like there was that whole chunk for like that whole week right after Christmas. It was locked out.

It was like a dead zone. Yeah. You just could not go anywhere, man. And it was, and I mean, by me, they, uh, they don't have actual plows. They just have the poor maintenance guys getting in the plow trucks. So like, there were days where we didn't have anybody to like plow. If I didn't shovel the front, I'm not really sure what exactly my people in my building.

What the plan would have meant had, you have not troubled. Because there were legitimately that New Year's Eve, they, you know, maintenance people left and they closed and then they don't come back until like the second. Yeah. So there was a full stretch where it did nothing but lake effects snow and just dump on everything. It was insane. I mean, I guess, looking outside me and like, I guess we're lucky that it was during a break so we didn't burn through all of our school, you know, snow days again.

I don't think obviously we're done with snow. Let's go seven more. Get on. Yeah. Awful because there is nowhere to walk, Elsa, because of the snow being that deep. She loves it. Yeah.

I mean, there's nothing I can do. I'm not, you know, I'm not an Alaskan. I don't know. You don't have snow shoes or whatever, right? But, I mean, luckily being able to get out of the house, I can't, you know, just to get out of the damn house. Because the same thing where it's like, we got to do something.

I got, I got, I'm just looking at these walls. Because I can't play with you any more. We know it's champagne problems to be, you know, stuck in doors, but... It was a weird time. It was very much like The Shining. Yeah. It was starting to get all work and no play makes Jack and Doll Boy for me. You're just starting to look at the same...

I've watched every movie I wanted to watch. Yeah, I've watched all the shows. I finally watched, finish that, the Beast in me. Okay, good. Started a couple other things. I got a couple episodes of Stranger Things left. Good, good. I hear people like that finale. People enjoyed that. I have

my thoughts on it. But I won't We're doing any spoilers just because I also don't want any spoilers because I have three left myself. But that's been decent. I'll definitely need your HBO thing because they are cracking down on everybody and it's very annoying. So I'd rather bother you. Like with my other streaming services, I have my child that goes to OCC and he needs to log in. Even again, I'll bother you later once we're both home. Because dad, I'm going to come back from winter break and I try to watch Hulu and it said that I wasn't part of the household again.

And I'm like, you know I'm part of the household. Right, yeah. It does that. What the hell? Yeah, that's my son at OCC. He needs to log in. Thank you. What the frick?

We had, what it else? I mean, I can get through everything I watch. I watched so much stuff. I watched one battle after another, which was a fantastic movie, in my opinion. That's on HBO, right? Oh, my God. Yep. So I was looking for a couple things, and I'm like,

isn't Leonardo DiCaprio? Yeah. Yeah. And I was just posted on my K-Rock, Josh, Facebook, all these things I was watching. That one had mixed reviews. People were like, I hated the first half of it,

which I get, because it's different, but I think you need that, I'm not going to spoil it, you need that first part of the movie, the rest of it to make sense. You need that vibe. Yes, there's some times

you need setup for stuff. I watch more Jason Statham content than I think any human should watch. You wish a lot of me. Every movie's the same movie, dude. You got a problem with me. Every movie is... I'm a random guy who works a job.

With a weird past. Every movie is I'm a plumber, but also I was a Navy SEAL or something. But I can fight. Yeah. I'm a construction worker. But I can fight. Loved it, bud. I drive cars.

But I can fire. And he fights good. I love it. I'm a beekeeper. That fights. Yeah, there's been a lot of... I try, trying to go through, and there isn't really much, to watch anything that I wanted on Peacock,

because that's about to go away. Get a dip in subscribers as the WWE content is now gone. Okay. They, I've never seen something fumbled so bad than the WWE network. Yeah, so where is it now? You don't know? Scattered across the world as there's some still, there's like, what's handbone saying?

I think it's like the Saturday Night Main Event and one other thing. That's still on Peacock. They probably have some weird contract. Right. And now everything is scattered across Netflix, but not in a like way. You have to know what you want to watch. Yeah. Like that was the best thing ever.

999. All the content. That's what it should have made. They were making hand over fist. You can watch all the pay-views. It was awesome. It was the best thing. And they were making so much.

but they are just the greediest bastards now, man. It's so sad to watch the downfall, but also it seems like all of them are terrible people. It's a fantastic study in, like, media companies don't know what the hell to do. So they started by buying up every sports entity they could. Like I bought the NFL, we bought the NBA, we bought WWE, we bought all these things, and now it's piecemealed and scattered all over, and they don't know what to do. Like now, now they're trying to invest in podcasts because they're out of content. I get more ads for that on Sirius.

For what? For podcasts. Yeah. It's just like, hey, if you ever know a podcast, they won't contact something. It's like, are you asking for my help? It's piecemeal everywhere. Even with, even with Q's hoops. Sometimes it's on ESPN2.

Sometimes ACNX. Like, you don't. It's unreal. Something's going to come back. Well. Pardon me. And correct. I was watching and I had my fingers crossed that it wasn't going to happen and it didn't, thankfully,

because the outrage would be worse. But that might be what we need as some NFL fans are about to lose it because there's going to be an NFL playoff game this Saturday only on Prime. Wow. Only on Prime. That's going to piss people off. And I'm like, thank God it's not the bills. Going back to what Cody said, get to know Twitch because it's free on Twitch. Because Amazon owns Twitch and all their prime games are free right on on Twitch channel and you can watch people chat about it.

Yeah, about Subway. Bring your ass and Subway make your hand stinking. Look, et cetera. We're getting right back into business. Guys. As K Rock presents, Tantrax Sunday, January 11th at the song and dance. I know, I know. Breakdown.

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When is the 11th? What day of the week is that next week? Oh, wow. Six days. So let's see. Sunday? Sunday? Yeah, next Sunday.

That's a good night for a show. They're cool, man. I like them. Sorry about your cowboys, bud. I mean, well, this is what you wanted, right? No, yesterday, that's last game of the year. you just wanted to be a fun game and I was watching it on the red zone

going back and forth and that was fun there was a bunch of scoring, a bunch of different players there was a tussle that happened Oh there was I didn't see that Yeah they had a little Tussle and then one of the cowboys

Grab the Giants guy's helmet And wouldn't let go And then he ripped it off Yeah So then you get thrown out of that We've started to become This season we became like a Buffalo Bill's house Like we never really cared about football

Yeah. But this season we just all started watching games together or whatever. So we sat down yesterday to watch that Bill's game, final game at the Ralph. So we're like, all right, this would be good. And then they got out like 27. Oh, yeah. I was like, all right? I'm going to go do something else.

Yeah, he took one step. Because he had his, although. It's a continuous streak. What? What? That's a little. Call BS on that? A little bit.

A little bit. You want him to play? You can't just be like, oh, took one snap. Oh, that counts. going to sit down for rest of the game. Now that counts for my consecutive game's play streak because you're going to have a guy for back in the 70s that got no front teeth to play every goddamn game.

All game. Every day. On the same token, Josh Allen takes a second snap, rips his Achilles or something, and then he's out for the rest of the season. That's part of it? You're saying that's part of it? No, I get 100 billion percent get why they you don't want to risk that. Let me run through some of the scores. Oh, it was a fun day

though, man. Texans over the cults. Yep, that was crazy. Last second field goal. Brown's over the Bengals. Close game. A lot of close game. Yeah, Miles Garrett got that sack record. He took down Joe Burrow.

Oh, I didn't see that. He's the leader now, man. I didn't expect that. Falcons over the Saints. Packers losing to the Vikings. They didn't play anybody. That's what always confuses me is they're like, all right, this put the practice squad out.

People don't. Like, if you're fantasy, football, championship was this weekend, that sucks. You got to fix that. If say you, oh man, I had Jordan Love all year. Yeah. And he's going to leave me to the championship game this week. I can't wait to watch the Packers.

Oh, well, the Packers are clinched into the 7th seed. They're not going anywhere so Jordan Love didn't play. You know what I mean? Like that would suck. Jags killed the Titans. Yeah. Like, you'll have to tell me if all these games are like that. Where they're like, yeah, that team didn't put anybody in.

No, Titans just aren't. They were not very good. And then what can you explain to me why you're okay? K with your with your Cowboys losing to the Giants yesterday? I wanted to have a better draft pick. I know that you don't want to lose games,

but they have two first round draft picks, so you kind of want them to be good. That way, if need be, one, you get two really good players in the first round, which is unheard of, and that's great, and that helps you immensely. Or if something you really want, you package some stuff up,

you can come back into the first round or you can move up. You say draft pick. I texted you this. I was like, you ever watch three and a half hours of John Elway content? Because I did. Real. I'm really into, like, okay, you guys know, I don't know bunk about sports,

but I love 30 for 30s. I love how well they're put together. They're phenomenal. I love the documentaries about them. Yep. I watched the two-hour documentary on that, the bullies of Baltimore, the Ravens. That's good thing ESPN's ever done probably will ever do. Oh, my God.

I love a 30 for 30. So one day, I turned on right the beginning of the 30 for 30 about John Elway and Dan Marino. Yep. And how John Elway didn't want to go to Baltimore. Yeah, it was the Baltimore Colts at that point. And he's going to go play baseball if you don't put him on a better team. Art Maudill picked up and moved in the middle of the night. So, yeah, I watched all that.

And then I turned on Netflix and there's more John Elway. Which that one, that one is weird to me because I watched the preview for it. Like, what is it? He didn't do anything, and he's not, like, controversial other than... Other than that, go into the Yankees instead of whatever. I'm playing for you. Screw you. Yeah, I don't know why they made a whole John Elway documentary on Netflix.

I watched it. It was fixing the 30 for 30. I haven't yet, but I will watch the Brett Favre one. That one's on there, yeah. Oh, boy, that piece of trash. I got really into John Elway. Because I owned that game on Nintendo, John Elway quarterback. Oh, really?

Yeah. He was like the first football player I knew back in the day. That's wicked funny. Rams over the Cardinals. Oh, yeah, did, uh, I'll look that up later. Raiders. Matthew Stafford was, you needed a certain amount of yards to pass DAC. Oh.

For the NFL leader and passing yards. So all that trash talk I did about DAC, and he leads the damn league in NFL passing yards. Raiders over the Chiefs, 14 to 12. But the Chiefs, they didn't have anybody yesterday, right? Yeah, they had nobody. Does they even play Kelsey anymore? Or, like, is he even out there?

I don't even know if he did. Oh, he beat him. Oh, and golf beat him too. Damn it. Oh, well, third. That's pretty good for all the trash talk I did. Commanders over the Eagles. Oh, show, bro, Nick can't go like that.

Again, didn't matter. Nobody was on for the Eagles, yeah. Where they're resting up for this weekend. Patriots killed the dolphins, so is he out? I mean, I don't really know what you get. Seven and tenth season isn't terrible, I guess. That's the thing with them. they're always just kind of okay.

You know what I mean? They're never, like, they, with the weapons they had. Yeah. And the defense and all the players, like a year or two ago when Tua was, you know, still okay. And they, you know, prime Tyree Kill. Mm-hmm. Like, they should have been really good.

So I don't know. I mean, if you give them one more year because they'll probably do the exact same thing next year. Lions, Tigers, and Bears, oh, my, lions over the Bears. That one hurt a little. The Bears needed that to clinch a two seed. Broncos over the Chargers. Oh, they did.

They still did, though. Killed the Jets. Yeah. Yeah, that. I liked all the, everybody wearing fun outfits yesterday. It was fun. That was enjoyable.

That was a good part of the day. Although I would have preferred, I don't remember who does it. It might be the Titans when they wear the old Oilers outfits. Mm-hmm. Those are some fancy ones. I like those.

And then Steelers over the Ravens. So then you get into wild card football this weekend. That was nuts. still last night. Well, how did it in? It was back and forth that whole damn game. Yeah. And then the damn Ravens missed a last second field goal.

That was four. Winner gets in the playoffs. Loser goes home. Ravens are out. So this weekend. Yeah, this weekend. Panthers will be at Rams. All these games are going to be great.

I mean, the Rams should probably house them. But bears at Packers. That's going to be good. And that is the prime. game. Bears, Packers. Wow. Are these won and done now? So you're out, you're out. Is it? Jags, Bill's at Jags. Yeah, that's

That scares me, man. That's not a Jaggs team. You don't want to play them at all. 49ers at Eagles. That's another one for both of them. For the Eagles and the Niners, the Niners are battered right now. So I don't know. They're real banged up. In the chat. They're real banged up.

But to have it as a home game is clutch. Chargers at Patriots. That'll be the Sunday night game. Oh, and what? Oh, Jaggs at Bill. So they do have a game. No, it's Bill's at Jaggs. Oh, okay.

Yeah, Bill's a Jack. Okay. And then Texans at Steelers for next Monday, a week from tonight. That's going to be great. All of these, I love the playoffs, man. They're so good. And this round looks amazing, and it's usually next weekend that has the best games you'll see all year. Really?

Because the Broncos, you know, will be in it. And then the Seahawks, you kind of weed out. Just, you know, not that these teams are bad, per se. But we're wrapping it up. Man. We're wrapping it up. You better believe it. Rest in peace to the Ralph.

A class action lawsuit means that, like, a bunch of people can claim it. Is that what that means? I. Like, where you get the postcard in the mail and they're like, your car has been part of a class action lawsuit. If you're like $1.75 or whatever. I think so. Yeah, I get those all of the times.

All right. because McDonald says a federal class action lawsuit is claiming that the McRib is not any rib meat. Okay. I don't care. Yeah, I don't care what's that. I don't care if it's sawdust. I like it. I haven't had it in a couple years, but, I mean.

45-page complaint. You can't do that, though. Filed the day before Christmas Eve. I might not care, but. Takes issue with the product's name and representation, notably the term McRib and its rib-shaped Patty, which they say could lead to a reasonable consumer to believe the sandwich includes real rib

meat when there is none. Why? It just is called the McRib. Yeah. That's just what... McRib's not a word. We made it up. It can be anything. It's a rib-like sandwich. Yes. You know what I mean? Jason. Like, yeah, I'm sure McDonald's McDonald's would be able to easily get out of. They got a couple lawyers, I'm sure, over there at McDonald's.

According to the complaint, the McRib is actually made of restructured pork, which combines cuts of shoulder, heart, tripe, scalded stomach. None of that sounds great. But if I didn't know that, I enjoy it. I don't like that I know it now. But that's what like hot dogs are made out of too. That's just the way it is.

Yeah, that's just the way it is. As a guy who lived pretty much off Slim Jims the last two weeks, I got to no leg to stand on. Because who knows what the hell is in a slim gym, dude? Did I tell you I tried to peel one of those? Because remember, didn't we see that you're supposed to peel them? Mm. It's, it's not, it's gross.

Yeah, it's not a thing. It's not like a pepperoni. It was gross. But if you let's what you're supposed to do. You guys don't know this because we were off, but Coco comes to my house for Christmas Eve every year. We put out the cookies and milk for Santa. And Cody gave me a gift where he took,

you know those Hershey's, like the Hershey Kisses, Keynes? Oh, I was trying to think of what I did. Yeah. What did I do? He emptied two of those Hershey Kisses canes and filled them with Slim Jims for me. Yep. So I had two Slim Jims gym.

Which Slim Jim should really jump on that because that would be a pretty dope gift. Right, it was pretty cool. All they need to do is just put the little wrapping on there or whatever. But I was kicking them gyms all week. Speaking of Christmas gifts, those you guys got me, those drink bomb things were the, they're the coolest damn things I've ever seen. I didn't know how they worked. Awesome. And I did it wrong.

Why? Because I went online. I was like, I got to get more of these things. What did you do? I thought there was like meo drops or something. No, no. They're bath bombs. Okay.

But they're for your drinks. Okay. And they're all different ones. And what you're supposed to do is you gave me the soda water. Yeah, like that's put it in there. And whatever like the bath bomb, the drink bomb it was, then you're supposed to add in the like the specific booze. I just kept doing with whatever I had.

Yeah. But they were awesome. They were just different flavors. Like you take it and you put it in there and it just starts to fizzle up and you wait. That's fun. Like four or five minutes and then you cover the booze flavor. You add in the booze and then you're good to go. Yeah.

Awesome. Yeah. It was cool. My kids did get Slim Jim canes from my mother. What? They make them? I would have just bought those. Slim Jim Cains.

I don't have just done that. Oh yeah, they do exist. Oh, man. At Walmart. Yeah, hot meat stick holiday cane pein. Oh, damn it. I like yours. You know why I liked yours?

Because you made it with your own two hands. You appreciate it more. That's why I appreciate it. To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen. Your ears said exactly where to put the speakers. Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display. Hey, Lexus, find me an alternate route. Even your right foot helped out.

It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque. Turns out, you had a lot to tell us. We certainly heard you. The Lexus ES, not just for you, by you. See Burtig Lexus and Cicicic in Cicero. I mean, you did miss your opportunity. Good morning, this is K. You're right.

Tell the people what happened. The snowplow guys thought you were their boss. Because I shovel out my front of the apartment because it never gets done, which, you know, someone slips and falls. That would be unfortunate. Right. But I was out there doing it over the break. and I had a group of people come up to me that were helpers

that the people we hired, I guess, to help with the snow removal. And they thought I was their boss because these gentlemen only spoke Spanish. Right. And they saw a random guy out shoveling because nobody else does. There's not a damn other person around there that shovel stuff out. So they thought I was their boss. And they were asking you what to do next. They were getting instructions from me.

And I was trying to explain to them that I'm not their boss, but their translator thing on their phone wasn't like the best. So there was no reverse. It was only they could say it and show me. And then I could go, oh, and I would try to like point at the word. And I'm like, I'm just, I live here. I'm helping. And they were like, and then they would say, you'd understand help.

Yeah. And then he would say, where do you want us to help next? And I would be like, I'm not. And then I slowly, I wanted to, wanted to be like, All right, fellas. All right, what we're going to do is... We're going to clear this out here, fellas. Let's go all this.

We're going to move all this out. Supervisor, Coco. It was hilarious watching me and my David Bowie Ziggy Star Duss. Yeah, that's the other thing. Face protector that I wear. He has a Ziggy Stardust face mask that I wear outside when it's whipping and cold like that. And they just, we couldn't get the back and forth enough. Yeah.

But it was hilarious of the one guy was getting out and, like, standing next to me and like, like, where are I'm ready to do you do this? I don't. They're ready to work. This is my, my shovel. This is my shovel. I'm a freelance shoveler.

I'm not associated with this. It was great. I should have been, I should have just hopped in that truck. I'm like, all right, boys, this is what we're going to do. Just point.

This is what we're going to do. There, we're going to go over there, yes. Mm-hmm. Here, here. Opportunity. Squandered it.

I know. After I realize I should have because it's not, not clear about. Well, it's my favorite list of the year is out, Cody.

And that is the things hospitals found in people's rectums in 2025. A lot of year old standbys. Yeah. A lot of your old standbys are going to be in there. I heard if you're up in the hospital where Malloy is, a lot of it is Maloy's hand. Ah, he's fishing around in there. He's just going and ruin around in people's butts. Marbles, okay, I guess.

Like, they broke off of your anal bead thing? or is it the funniest trick you're about to show me ever? Where you just start? Because I bet you could do that. You could pop a marble up your butt and then fart it out wicked hard. I guarantee you could. I got my mind thinking, yes, yes. Yep.

Yes. No, I would have guessed the former probably. Or maybe like it broke off. Because that just doesn't seem smart. You got a marble up there. It's not really pleasurable, is it? I guess there's a TikTok joke that are all. oldest did to us where like you find something that looks like anal beads and you gift it to your

parents and you say and you say this is the closest I could find anal beads sorry and then they laugh our oldest did that some strand at tj max or something i don't know i don't know what the teens are up to do they tape it i think you're some he didn't but i think you're supposed to i think you're supposed to i want to that was the joke this is the closest i could find anal beats and then you're like Oh. And then you film your parents being all uncomfortable. That's what I mean? I wasn't comfortable.

That's a joke, I guess. I don't know. That's great. Oh, my God. I love that so much. Listed twice on this year's list of things people found in their bottles. Full bottle of shampoo. Oh, no matter how tempting it looks, it does not go in there.

Okay? Get out of there. This patient said, quote, I wanted to see what it felt like. Whole baseball. Whole baseball. The human body is a wild thing. Yeah, we already learned that three raccoons can get in there.

But, I mean, a whole, like, these people, these people do this and don't attach anything. That's the other part. You got to have the rescue. How are you getting that baseball out of your butt hole? Yeah, you got to think I had. You ready for the worst hemorrhoids you ever had? You want to force a baseball out of there? Turkey baster standard.

I bet that's a once-a-week thing, probably. That's got a whole drawer full just for that. Wine stopper, classic. Wait, what's a... Like a wine? Like a... You put it in the bottom of the wine? Yeah.

Yeah. It doesn't seem too bad. Like, it's a cork. I'm going to get you one of those. A rock? No. That's not sanitary. Yeah, that's not sanitary.

Unless it's like a wicked, nice smooth one, maybe. But you don't want to be ripping your anew. Two pencils. Oh. Like side by side, two pencils. I thought you met it. I thought you meant the number, like, that's a very, I only put number two pencils up my butt.

I only, what are those pencils everybody likes? The Tecanoronda or whatever? I only put Teconderondas up there, whatever the hell. Broke the tip off, hold on. Couple vets. People putting vapes up there. I mean, there's a couple brands that out. Yeah, I was going to say,

heirlooms got a good one. That looks nice. I might venture around with there. He's got to be careful, though. You're just tuning in. We're happy to be back. Here are some of the things people had to have removed from their butts in 2025. Flashlight.

That makes sense. You don't want to look around in there. Or it would be funny if it was the other way. You turn it on and then jam it in there. Oh, that'd be awesome. Look around and stuff. That'd be a funny joke. People do that with butt plugs.

They light up butt plugs now. Oh, yes. Yeah. No, I've seen ones that do this. It's strobe, right? Yeah, I've seen those two. They do this. And the ladies dance.

Yep. Film canister. I'm more impressed that you had a film canister in 2025. Yeah, wow, there's not many of them left. And you jam that up there? Wait, like this thing? Like, you know what I mean? Oh, good question.

I assume like the little plastic guys from the 90s. That makes way more sense. I was thinking like, you know, no one will ever see the second half of this film. And then he steal the tin. And it was an IMAX too. So it was a big round. Toothbrush, travel toothbrush. dog toy.

Oh, that, that. You imagine your poor dog's face. You're jamming its favorite toy up your butt. You're like, dude, come on. Your dog's like, I lick my butt and you yell. You're going to jam my whole toy up there? Yeah. Uncooked pasta.

What? You needed to go to the hospital for uncooked pasta. Just wait a minute and it'll be soft. Well, I was going to say, just run. Yeah, like get your butt in the tub and like get warm water. and ain't going in there. Like, I know that's a lot for a Monday morning, our first show back. But I mean...

But if I just left the piece of, like, penny up there long enough, it would soften up, right? Especially if you, like, run around a little and warm up and stuff, like, eventually you'll just... Yeah, that one didn't need a hospital visit. Plato factory, a little... Unless it was just a big lasagna noodle and it wasn't softening or not. I don't know. It's just a... I don't know.

And let's say, I mean, it was like a whole, uh, Seinfeld episode for real. Okay. All right. It was a whole statue. Things that were found in people's butts in the year 2005. A thermos, which I think we talked about that story. We did talk about that story about the guy I got a thermos up there.

Don't put my drink cup in your butt, please. If anybody did that while I was gone in this office, put my drink cup up their butt, I'm going to be furious. Furious. I've caught Scott doing some stuff with his butt. Beard clippers wrapped in plastic and turned on. Wait. Because the person thought that it would relieve their constipation.

Say that, wait, what? So basically, like, your beard trimmer, they wrapped it in plastic, put it up there thinking it would shake loose their constipation. Oh, my. Don't do at-home science, guys. We don't. I can't. That one, I don't know why that one is, is baffling me almost more than all of them for some reason.

Like, you get, what, you're going to shave your, let's go, okay. They were, I think they wanted the vibration, not so much the trimming, the vibration. Yeah, yeah, but still. Like, there's consequences. Oh, there's consequences, all right. Is you having things in your butt? We had a light bulb up there. Somebody found a light bulb up there.

Don't. No glass. Hey, no. Hey. We don't kink shame, but don't put breakable glass up your butt. Plastic coat hanger. Or plastic. And then because it's the holidays.

Okay. A corn cob pipe. Oh. And a button nose and two eyes made out of. buttons two button eyes and a nose brown eyes Cor cup pie and a button nose

I didn't I left my phone at home when I saw all these because it was a prime opportunity Walmart had all their clearance Christmas stuff so many of their decorations looked like butt plugs

because of the Christmas tree yeah that shape and everybody wanted to do something different They got to make it look different than the last thing. So, well, I'll make a crazy tree that looks like this. No, I know. Well, I'm like, oh, that's too big, but that goes in your butt. I know.

There's a lot of things that shouldn't be going up there. Right. And if anybody comes across at their local Walmart, not online, their local Walmart of a Mrs. Claus blowing a bubble, I need you to buy that for me and I will pay you back. Yeah, we don't know what that is supposed to be. I can show you a photo. I got to remove the bubble.

And put like a joint in her mouth. Just leave it as, because of, you know, whatever it looks like. But I was crying laughing in Walmart when I was taking the pictures. I don't know what the decoration is. There's a Santa too, I guess. Is he doing something with a bubble? Yeah, same thing. But it didn't, it's not as phallic looking.

But I didn't see the Santa. I don't really, I mean, the Santa'd be funny, but the Mrs. Claus. I don't know why Mrs. Claus will be blowing a bubble. Well, why is the, what's the bubble? Why does you need to do for the greater good? The CNY Brufassas. Wildcat Sports Pub, C-O-R-R-Fest. Is this month, man, you were over at the Wildcat.

You said, what'd you get over there? What'd you eat? We, because me and the boys went over there. Me and the boys. I went with whatever they got, and it wasn't bad. They got the Supreme Pizza. You did? It didn't have mushrooms on it from okay. All right.

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com. I'm sure that you and I will be there doing something. I don't know what. Still a month away, but we'll be there, I'm sure. Bouncing around. Hanging. Doing the hangs. Bouncing around the room.

Or something or whatever's. Happy, well, the 19th is National Popcorn Day. So I don't want you to get too excited. It's not National Popcorn Day today. I were two weeks out, though. Woo! But the first. But the popcorn bucket game's gotten a little crazy at your local movie naseums, Cody.

What's the popcorn bucket game? Well, like every movie has a custom bucket now. Oh, I thought you meant it was like a game. No, I love it, but I want them to be more available. There was an avatar one. It's like a dragon. Oh, cool. We went and saw Marty Supreme over the break.

Okay. Can I tell you something that's fun? Go into a movie. What? What? Can I tell you something that's fun? Here's something that's fun. It's got pockets.

Sorry. Going to a movie with your two teenagers and your in-laws, and the movie opens with a sex scene. The first thing they do is sex. That's awesome. And you all just sit there. So was there boobs and stuff? Did you see boobies?

I don't think he does. Bubs. Was her butts? No, it was tasteful. But, I mean, not really. I mean, it was like a doggy style situation. That's it. But you're just sitting there.

Yeah, okay. Yep. But the Marty Supreme Popcorn Bucket was a big ping pong ball. Oh, okay. Because it's a ping pong move. Could you put it down?

Great question. It's got a little flat bottom. It must have a flat bottom. Speaking of it might be able to put it down, that drink cup that you gave me, the glass that came with those drinks, you can't tip it over. It's hilarious.

What do you mean? It's got a bottom on it of such that. It just wobbles? It just does this. You cannot tip it over. Good for you, then, bud. It's hilarious. Good for you.

But no, I like it because the, was it, uh, the Ghostbusters movie, I think? Yeah, they had the trap. Yeah, there's been a couple ghost trap that have had things that I've wanted to get. So if they, I'd be down with them if they would make more of them. The problem? Oh, boy, I'm trying to keep it as classy as I can here for the first show back of the year. Nah. I guess guys are buying the avatar bucket because it shaped like a dragon.

and then they're putting a thing near the back of it so they can have snacks with it. I know, I'm sorry. They're but in their wieners in it. They're going to put their little wieners in it. Well, Cinnomark, which is, are they around here?

Cinemark? I don't know them. No, I only know what is nuts to name it after himself now and then the mall. Marcus Theaters. And then whatever's in the mall. Well, no, there's like the Hollywood.

So I don't think, I don't know if any of those are. Regal. Okay. Well, they're bringing back. It's bring your own popcorn bucket promo. Oh, that's cool. You can bring any container and for $5 get up to, and I can't visualize this. Oh, up to, here we go. Four hundred ounces of popcorn. What would that even look like? That's just over three gallons. How big is 400 ounces of popcorn? He's asking Cody A.I.

400 ounces of popcorn is a very large quantity, about three gallons, which is roughly 50 cups. So like, that's a good amount of popcorn. So like three gallons, I mean, It depends, though. I want it to be like 7-Eleven, bro. Where you can bring anything? I'm bringing a garbage bag. Well, they've teamed up with Lowe's, and you can bring a Lowe's five-gallon bucket.

And that's the thing. And fill it with popcorn if you want. For five bucks, that's pretty good, yeah. That's pretty good, man. I would do that. I would absolutely do that. And by the way, they say you don't have to be going to a movie to get the deal. You can just walk in, fill a bucket, and take your popcorn home if you want.

You know, that's... Movie theater popcorn. A lot of people don't do that. Just walk in, get your popcorn and leave. That's a solid move, man. Especially if, like, you want to watch a movie at home or something. You tell me you bring home a whole thing of popcorn, you're not the star of the show. But that, no, that's a good idea.

Because I'm telling you, all these over-the-counter popcorns try to duplicate movie theater popcorn, but they don't do it. It's never the same. You've got to have that, the... Whatever that contraption is there. What, the butter? Well, yeah. Yes. And the popper?

But like, yeah, whatever that popper thing is inside the machine there. But, oh, man. They try to duplicate it, Oval Red and Bacher and all them people, but you can. You can't do it. It's a movie movie. I have had a, I found, when I was cleaning stuff and throwing things away, I found a thing of Jiffy Pop. Aw.

And it's been sitting on the out, I was out for two weeks. Because once I started to do it and I opened it and I saw the instructions and it said that once it sizzles, you have to start to shake it. It's like one of the. stove top one you're talking about. Yeah. And it said you have to do that for four to seven minutes. And every time I go, I'm not standing here for four to seven minutes.

And then I walk away. I'm a very busy man. Trist stranded in the house with the snow. Yeah, with nothing to do. I got four to seven minutes. You're going to stand here like a jerk. K-Rock welcomes tantric to the song and dance coming up on Sunday the 11th. They're known for the breakdowns.

They're going to give you some of the breakdown real day. And we'll have tickets all this week. Be listening and I'll tell you how to win tantric tickets again this Sunday over at the song of dance in circus. Although when we were told to get ready for tantric, I just assumed that there was more of the email that I just didn't click. So I misunderstood and let's just say the sexual. You're doing tantric stuff. You got to give it to sting like that's like seven minutes. Sting is like that's what he's known for now.

Remember that whole thing from the 90s? Yeah, Sting does tantric sex. I forgot about that. No, yeah. It's like one of the three things people know about Sting now, which is a pretty good rumor to have about yourself out there in the world. Yeah. Oh, me, yeah.

I'm just in like the biggest bands of all time. And also I do great intercourse. Oh, yeah. Oh, sex for hours? Yeah, that's just me. That's just how I do sex. A limited edition, Mr. Bubble bubble gum flavored craft soda is headed our way. Cody, what?

I didn't. I think they're doing too much because it's like. I think I just had stroke out a little. If I had taken the brand out of there and just said bubble gum flavored craft soda, I mean, I'm still not drinking it. Those are gross. But it's because Mr. Bubble is bubblegum flavored bubble bath. Oh, God.

See, they're doing too much. There's too many steps. There's bubble bath? Yeah. I'm so confused. So it's not, is it soda? It's mystery. Wait.

Yeah, what? Oh my God. Wait, what? Oh, my God. Mr. Bubble. You know, let's take Mr. Bubble. You know that guy. I think.

It's the big old jug of pink butt bath soap. Okay, yes. Okay. Now I'm with you. I got that. Yes. Yes. They're doing a gimmick for that brand.

Yep. Is going to release a bubble gum flavored soda. For real. that you can drink. For real, that you can drink. Okay, so they're branching out what you're saying, like, they're splitting off a little. That's a little gimmick. Yes, okay. They're celebrating National Bubble Bath Day this week

with Bubble Bath-flavored soda. I thought you met that the bubble bath was going to be drinkable. Bubble gum, but no, no, but just bubble gum-scented flavor, but I'm like it already is, so it's going to be extra sudsy, but, okay. Do you like bubblegum-flavored stuff? No, no. Me either.

No. Uh-uh. I like bubble gum. flavored bubble gum, but that's it. I don't want to drink it. I like those immediate diabetes giving hubba-bubba and bubblelicious those when you get every once in a while, I'll see them somewhere and I'll get a craving after and after a while and I'll go back the next time and I'll get it. It happens at my gas station up there all the time. The cotton candy one is so good. What got me over the summer was the watermelon one. Oh, the water well and one is so good. I turned around.

one day when I left the gas station because how it is up there is there's like eight different ways to come in. So I went and got the stuff, saw they had the watermelon hubba, blah, blah, whatever one it is. I was like, oh man, that would be so good right now because Elsa and I were about to go out to Tiscoe Lake. Got in the car,

drove out of the one exit and right back into the one on the left. I was like, I can get that I got to get that right. I forget, man. I haven't had bubble gum in a minute, but I forget how much I do like it. You get one piece and you're like, oh my God, that's this sweet I can't, you don't know what to do. Like, I need a drink. I'm dying.

And then it's gone after a little while. And then eventually, as for most of those, you forget about it. And you leave it in your car for a little while and that it melts into itself. And then you have to throw it all away. Gross. Because then you're screwed. Yeah, I'm more of a breath mint guy. I don't really chew gum much anymore.

No, same. I like a Tick-Tac or like an altoid. I say I like the rat altoid whenever that tin is. Yeah, I got those in the car. Like a couple of those. I got my Mentos over here that I like to. Pop. Yep. I'm very conscious of my smell. Have I told you that? No, we both tell each other that we'll, I would tell you if you had bad breath or you smelled.

Because I'm really nervous about like, remember like how everyone's dad had a smell back in the 90s? Yeah. I'm afraid I'm going to get the dad's smell on me. And I'm very conscious of it now. No. Like that unwashed hair or like dirty coat smell. No, you don't have that in your house doesn't have a like coffee breath or anything. Coffee breath smell. Nope. You and your home are nice smell. Thank you. I'm conscious of the dad odor. I don't want to...

I get it because... I don't be a dad stinky. No, I get it because I am in a one-bedroom apartment with a dog. Yeah. So I'm always like, it's got to smell at least a little like dog. I can't help that, but... No, you don't have a dog or a weed smell in your apartment. It just smells like an apartment would smell.

Nope, I think I smell more like weed than my apartment does. You definitely do, yeah. And you don't even smell like weed that much, but you don't smell it in your house. Yeah. Taxline says grape, big league chew is my go-to. Yeah. Nice pouch. A big league.

Chew? That's another one too, man. Those are good. Again, same though. Not a big gum guy. But when I see it, because again, advertising works on me, even if it's just looking at the damn product, you see it four or five times. I'm like, you know what? I gotta get, you see that duck? He's got the mohawk on the what one is that? I can't remember. It might be bubble-licious. All right. But it's, you're like, look at that duck. Look at my buddies haven't blown a bubble. And he's got a mohawk?

That's the same way that Fruit Stripe will get me as I'll be like, oh, I love fruit stripe. And then you have one, you have one, piece and it like last 10 seconds? Is that the most disappointing product? Fruitstri? That it's stuck around for forever. Why don't they figure that out? I don't know.

That would be like the best selling thing ever. It's the best tasting gum, but then it lasts 10 seconds, which is there nothing wrong with that. Honestly, 10 seconds is almost too long. It's too long. Honestly, is it 10 seconds? I don't even know. It's like three chews. Yeah.

It's baffling. I mean, I like their tattoos. Yeah, they do. Sick tats, man. Not going to hit you over the head with it, but don't forget. You got one week left to go over to Wegman's Lights on the Lake, guys. We didn't get to experience it. It's been packed, I guess.

This is the week. It wraps it up this week. So get over there, get your tickets online right now. Lights on the Lake.com. It's a good couple days for it, that's for sure. Everybody knows the iconic university, Lake Superior State University, Cody. LSSU I mean

Legends, right You the old LLSSSSU LSSU LSSU LSSU Well they have a tradition I guess Where they have an annual

List of banished words Like words they're sick of hearing Okay Okay I mean number one Ah no way 6 7 Yeah

6 7 bro Come on That's still That's still so cool I don't think I don't even think Are teens even still saying it anymore? Like, it looks like it's a thing where, like, the older kids stop saying it,

but, like, the younger ones are going to beat the hell out of it. Yes, I've noticed that basketball has helped. It has? Kill it. Oh, kill it. Really? Why? Because there's so much 67's.

Yeah, you're right. There's... Number 67, score 67. A lot of guys are 6, 7. True. Because that's where it came from originally, you know, lamella ball or whatever the hell that's 6.7. So basketball has helped get rid of it a lot.

but it's still, I assume, out there, you know, me and then the teens are still dropping when we're out of the clothes. Clearly, I have my 6-7 necklace on if you're not watching in Twitch.tv slash K-Rock, C-N-Y. Demure, banished word for this year. I think you can be banished only because the pretentious people use it. It's not even used, like, if it's just fine, it's be like, yeah, that's, if you could have, you know, not jumped on it before all those people got to it. But now it's, because you have to say it like that, like you can't.

just be like, oh, that's a very demure setting you've got there. It's very timia. Like, you have to do a weird thing to it. Yeah, it's a whole sound. So it's like, nope, it's gone. Lake Superior State University's 50th annual banished words list. LSSU. It was a New Year's Eve party idea in 1976, and it has grown into a global reflection

of words we don't want to hear anymore. Cooked. Cooked. Bro. Like, we're cooked, bro. I'm cooked. Chat, are we cooked? We're cooked, chat.

No, we're not cooked. We're busing. We're busting, but I don't know if it's cooked. No, cooked is bad, right? I thought cooked was bad. Yeah, I think cooked is bad. Yeah, I don't want to be cooked. Mm-mm.

Like, I think once your brain is frazzled, you're cooked, or like the team is losing by a lot, you're cooked. Yes. Works not going great. Work is cooked. Cooked. I don't know what this one is. Massive. Are people using the word massive too much?

Do we need to banish it? I mean, when ladies get around me. Hmm. No, they're describing your genitals. incentivize I want to incentivize you guys to bum blah blah

blah blah blah blah yeah and it's a lot of like who has taken these words and used them so that like jobs pardon me yes

so that's probably some douchebag boss that we're really looking to incentivize you guys in Q1 we're just gotta make it you know

incentivize you don't worry they'll be you'll give you a fancy title we have a lot of account

to need to meet their deliverables in Q1 so we're going to incentivize the team here. And guys, we are a family, so let's make sure we're checking in even on the weekends to make

sure those deliverables are happening. Okay. Okay. It's part of the, part of the incentivization. Thanks. Yeah, a lot of these do come from, I think, work talk. Yeah. So people hate it.

Full stop. Full stop. Where you're like, blah, blah, blah, blah. Full stop. Oh, I usually hear when the officer says I need to come to a complete and full stop. No, I'm just kidding. A lot of these I don't, I don't hear, so I don't remember. really care. I don't understand massive. I've never heard anybody be like, yo, bro. It's

massive, dude. Because I'm assuming that's how it's used. In some whatever, talking about whatever. Massive, bro. Brough. Straight up. Massive. I can't give this one up. Sorry, Lake Superior State University. My bad. They said we banished it in 1998, but students and adults still say, my bad. Oh, I thought you. No. It's my bad. No, you got to get rid of my bad. My bad. I say, I'm my bad. I say my bad. My bad all the time. It's my bad. Because if something's your bad, you got to claim it. My bad, my bad dog, my bad dog.

Oh, my bad. Reach out. When are you going to reach out? Guys, guys, we're going to incentivize you for Q1 to reach out to all your accounts, see what deliverables can be made. Oh, Dunes, if you could expedite that? Expedite. Reach out after you expedite. I know that we're all coming off the holidays.

Can we just touch base and expedite that, please? Please, if you could just go ahead and get those right on my desk. They do have a few that they say are repeat offenders, words that refuse to stay banished. They have to live in that weird. apartment downtown. Game changer. They're saying we've tried to banish game changer year after year and people still use it. Well, but sometimes.

This is a game changer. If the game gets changed. It's a game changer. It's a game changer. I'm not out here changing games. You know, I haven't changed any games recently, but, you know, sometimes. Now, okay, they say, okay, because people when they say, they submit their banished word, they give a reason why.

This woman submitted awesome and said, quote, I find it preposterous to believe that all these writers are observing truly awesome events all of the time. So, like, you can't call everything awesome. It's pretty awesome, dude. I get it. It's the same that joke of people with LOL. You're literally laughing your ass off. Really?

You're laughing out loud right now. But still, so what? I like it. Awesome. Yeah, sometimes things are awesome. The phrase at the end of. the day? At the end of the day. What's

any of it even matter? You know? See again, it keeps At the end of the day. It's because of the, uh, who uses it, but I, that one didn't I was like, what? Until you sat it like that, like a boss saying, you know, after, okay, once, at the end of the day, at the end of the day.

The end of the day, guys. We will incentivize you. We're a family. Yes. So we're going to incentivize you. Mm-hmm. Farmer says, let's circle back. Ha ha ha ha. Fuzz, you. You have to pry LOL out of my cold dead hands. I know I'm still dropping LOLs or smiley emojis.

Well, and the thing also is that, yes, a lot of times I am laughing out loud. I'm enjoying this. I think a lot of things are funny. I laugh quite a bit. Same. I'm enjoying our conversation. I'm laughing about it. I giggle.

Doggy paradigm shift. Someone had to tell me paradigm shift. I'm walking out of the room. The tag team from A.W. Oh. Per my last email. Well, that's almost sometimes because you're getting in trouble. Per my last email.

Right, yeah, no one expedited, so nobody's... January 5th, 2026. In the year of our loan. Still? Oh, my God. How many years is that guy get? And it's a new year, so people are doing their New Year's resolutions. I don't ever do them.

Do you do New Year's resolutions? No. I'm already perfect. I just, I mean... I'm flawless. I have nothing. There's nothing I could change. Because the problem is it's always, like,

way too out there. You know what? New Year? I quit all the... You know what I'm not... You know what? You can't do that. Or you know what? I'm going to go to the gym every single

second of every day. Like, you can make, you know, different changes. I'm going to try to be healthier. Okay. I think people go way too hard, too fast. And then after like three days, they're like, it's January.

I'm not going to the gym. I don't want to go to the gym. It's freezing. Are you crazy? Exactly. Well, if you are, have any new year's resolutions? I'd love to hear them. Hit me up on the text liner in chat. What's your

New Year's resolution? Because Forbes finds only 1% of people actually hold their resolutions for an entire year. What's the resolution I could keep for the entire year? I promise not to murder anybody this year. Okay. There you go. That's my New Year's resolution. I mean, we're already killing it there.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't know, like, a good... I mean, I, I, no, I don't know. I will not get any get in it. I will not get in any hot air balloons this year. Oh, well, that's a promise. That's a promise I can keep. Well, what if, though, actually here's the thing, though. Multimillionaire hot air balloon guy that loves Josh. Come on it. Oh, amen.

For money, I'll do a lot of things. Carissa says, mine is to eat cheese every day. Nice. Nailed it. See, that one you could do, but in all honesty, that'd be a hard one. Because all of a sudden, now you're at a day we're like, I don't want to go to the store just to get cheese. Yeah. Because now you're out shopping for cheese.

Not to give too much information, but I ate so much cheese over these last couple of weeks. And my toilet has just been battling for its life, dude. Told you, you got to get a poop knife or something, dude. It's just something that has to happen. I'm putting bricks of concrete through that thing, dude. So much cheese. You're going to have to.

So much cheese. Or can you just maybe poop in the woods? I'm going to have to with the other animals because I can't flush it. As I say, if you're going to... My body's mostly cheese and whiskey at this point. And if it's just like one giant, huge, massive game-changing log, the incentives would be... Change your diet. Don't eat so much cheese.

Well, that, but, you know, I mean, you just poop around the woods and it just comes out in one false loop. Oh, that's true. Just kick off a big old log and run back into the house like a dog with the Zoom. Why is your dad putting on his snow boots and going outside? Oh, he has to poop in the woods. That's a new rule in our house. Oh, okay. His turds are too big.

Too big. He has a hole in the woods he goes in. Our snake budget is through the roof. We can't afford it. Good one on the text line, though. This is a sweet one. Be a less reactive mom. That's a good one.

Oh, my God. Oh, man. You love your kids. Oh, my God. That is a good one. I'm trying, at least in my house, I guess this is a resolution, to adjust my tone.

I have a bad tone. Yeah, you do. You can do more than just your house. Oh, okay. But it's like my wife is a sensitive person and my tone is not conducive. Just the way I talk is not conducive. You got dad tone.

I got dad tone. I got a-hole tone. I sound mean. I sound rude. I do that too sometimes. I got to dial it. I got to have, I got to be more sensitive in the house. I got to have a sweeter tone.

But is it like what I say about myself? You're not, you're being rude. it's you are your passionate. So it comes off as aggressive sometimes. Yeah. So that's my problem is that I get passionate. So it comes off as I'm being mean or whatever. But I'm not.

I know. Yes. No, but it's like I hear what you're saying. But also like my wife and I were just raised in different houses. Hers was very quiet and sweet and all that. And both of our moms are just loud. Wow. Yeah.

I can't. That always throws me for a loop when you get around. People aren't used to that. Quieter. situations where it's everyone's just kind of Yeah, that's not it. And that I come in like this and I have this voice

because I don't understand. What do you mean? Inside voice. I am inside. Cousin J. I'll tell you the same thing. My nanny's funeral was the loudest funeral you've ever attended.

It's just people run in their mouths at full volume the entire time. We got things talk about. I'm reading your New Year's resolutions. T.K. says my resolution is to continue to improve myself at least a little every day. you go. Continue trying to get healthier

and keep going to the gym, work on losing some weight. Good for you. Good for you. Yep. Cousin Jay. Apple Watches were alerting, you're in a loud noise area. That's funny. Showgirl Kristen says my New Year's resolution is to not have a resolution. Got it. Boom, you did it. Well, actually,

you know what, though? But then that means you have one. If your New Year's resolution is to not have a New Year's resolution, then your New Year's resolution, then your New Year's resolution is not having a new year's resolution. Mind blown.

Ben says his is to play more golf, good one. Nicole, my resolution is to drink more water. That's a good one too. That's a good resolution to have. Yeah, I notice it's harder at home. Oh, I didn't drink much water at home at all. I got to be here to be drinking water. Because I'm not just carrying around a thing at home, so I had to constantly have like

the, just some type of water bottle near me. to do that too. I had to fill it and be like, you have to drink this. I'll drink a gallon of water a day when I'm working, but when I'm home, not at all. Yeah, it's hard. Whatever cocktail I came up with doesn't count. That's not. It's from Forbes magazine. Lower your standards, be specific. Don't just say things like I want to get fit. Do something like, I want to walk 10 minutes a day. Something like that. There you go. That one, that one's fine. I want to walk 10 minutes a day. Yes. Tie habits to routines, not your motivation. After you start the call,

coffee, like do five squats. So, be like, while my coffee is being made, I'll do three stretches or something like that. Okay. Do a little up down. Plan for things to go wrong. If you don't have time, do the two-minute version of whatever your resolution was going to be. Or if you miss a day, don't feel bad. Okay.

Or make up for it later. Again, as long as you're not shooting for the stars. Yes. Because even that, and then you're going to get yourself frustrated real quick. If it's, I got to do 100 pushups every day. And then that one day you know. Set yourself up for disappointment. Yeah.

Just do 10. What's your resolution? K-Rock text line 315364-1009. Joe Stanley is here. Happy New Year, Joe. Happy New Year, guys. Stanley Law Offices, the maximum award people. Before we get into the news, a little trivia we just learned about Joe.

Joe was trapped in an elevator for three and a half hours once. That's crazy. And it was in Europe, so was it like a tiny European elevator? Yeah, it was. Yeah. I was only one for 15 minutes years ago, and it was rough. I mean, you got to immediately establish a P-corner. Well, you brought that up because there was an elevator incident.

This one sadly ended worse than yours. Yeah, well, that's why you want the elevator to break down, but it can be repaired. Yeah. This was a scary story. This was a gold mine tour where you got to go take the elevator underground. It's where the gold mine. The elevator failed, and the people are bringing a lawsuit, survivors, the people on the tour. Not only did they get hurt, but they witnessed their guide get killed in the crash.

Horrible. Elevators collapses are bad. I've handled a couple over the years. To survive is remarkable. I thought that they had like a mechanism that stops it from falling. They're supposed to, but sometimes maintenance isn't what it's supposed to. Right. And I'm guessing this elevator probably was in an ancient.

Yeah, it's a gold tour and you're going down in a shaft or whatever. Yeah. Also, I guess Crocs, you said they're pets. patent expired? Yes. How does that happen? Your patents only last for a certain period of time. Copy rights lasts longer than patents.

Somebody asked me how long a patent is. I don't know. I think it's between 20 and 30 years. It's just my memory. Once they expire, that's it. And the reason is they want to make your money on your innovation, but not have it for forever. Sure, sure. So, but Crocs is expired and Joy Bees, another big shoe company is suing them,

claiming they're still advertising. They have this exclusive design, which we are making. now and it's not so exclusive. So that's how big of money there is in shoes, believe it or not, that one big shoemaker is now suing the other one because they're claiming they're something that they're not. I wouldn't

be bragging about that design at all. I wouldn't be like we also make that. Because I do love it. This is the copyrights expire where they're like hey, this, I don't know, it's like Betty Boop or whatever you can use. They are much longer. Copyrights are much longer than patents. Yeah. And then doesn't isn't like one version of Mickey

I think like the Steambo Willie? He's the one that you can draw on. I guess Disney can't see you, but I feel like Disney will find a way. Every hardcore band you could find now in metal band, they grabbed that as soon as they could to make their fun little logos out of it. Listen, if you're ever confused about your patents, I guess, give Joe a cost. No, that's all right. I'm confused about them sometimes. Stanley Law offices, Stanley Law, the maximum award people.

Happy New Year, Joe. Thanks. And we're doing basketball today? Yeah, might as well. A little shooty hoops. A little shooty hoops. Also, if anybody wants, I think you've still got a couple more days, maybe tomorrow, the basketball game and hockey are on sale on the network.

Oh, really? Yep. That's exciting. And there's a, like a holiday sale? I couldn't even get through all the games that are there. You sent me the one free one. I forget what it was called. Dude, those videos messed me up.

There was some free game in the PlayStation stories sent me. It's this month's free one. It's a horror game. I literally downloaded it, played it for like five minutes, and had to turn it off because it was so weird. The video was a weird. And it was jump scares and stuff. Yeah, I don't even remember what it was, but it's on there.

I could not handle that, man. There's a new Ninja Turtle game for like $11.99. Oh, look at you. All right. So those are a bunch. We're going to play a little basketball. We're going to pick a game or just do a best-ups? Let's do best-offs?

That's been crazy fun, man. It's super fun. We'll go play a little basketball. Yeah, if this year you haven't played it yet. Gaming stream, powered by Ryan Phelps, auto sales, be buying from Ryan. And it's now kind of like NBA, N-A, N-H. HL season now that they've, you know, gotten to the Christmas part of it.

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