The Show - WHAT WHAT WHAT

Episode Date: May 26, 2026

It’s the most Monday’est Tuesday ever. Josh doesn’t even know where he is. A very talented lady hid an entire bottle of wine in her nether regions. A hilarious YouTube dub crashout. ...Plus, we recap some Memorial Day parade action. A High Strangeness & so much more on a Tuesdee!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. In a season that was filled with a lot of pressure, it was filed. are bust.
Starting point is 00:00:48 And they're headed to the NBA finals. We'll just dribbling out. Chance of let's go, Nix. It's over. Believe it, Nick fans, for the first time in 27 years. The New York Nix are going to the NBA finals. Yeah, yeah. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:08 Attending a decades-long championship drought are very much alive. So now who do they got to play? Either OKC or the Spurs. Yeah, are those two tough teams? They couldn't get a tougher draw. I would say, like, not that they had an easy time or anything, but these next, these two teams here that are still going. Ooh, boy. Now, I mean, everyone's giving Dan Housen credit for this, which is there a, like, Dan Housen must have found a monkey paw or something.
Starting point is 00:01:45 Right. For this to work out so perfectly for him to curse. The Cavaliers Because of the Mizz And then they sweep the cavaliers But they went They were in a losing streak Until he uncursed him
Starting point is 00:01:58 Like it's worked out perfectly They won 11 straight games Since he uncursed them And you're like obviously I mean the curse must be real I don't know It's hilarious It worked out perfectly
Starting point is 00:02:09 But also can we not forget That somebody else went to their First Ever Knicks game this year And maybe they should get a little credit Oh maybe Maybe Maybe somebody? It could be.
Starting point is 00:02:22 Or they were like, oh, we better turn it on. Because if we start losing, we're going to get this guess. Who should get a little credit for going to his first ever? New York Knickerbockers game and suddenly they got hot. I mean, you're welcome. You're welcome. I'm never going to be able to find the clip. But I remember talking back on the night I did the sports show that the Knicks had a legit chance.
Starting point is 00:02:47 It was, you know, I said like, in the next three to four years, but it happened in two. Yep. To get to the finals, if not win, with how well their stars play together, how well their mid guys play with the stars, and how well their bench guys play. It's a perfect, like,
Starting point is 00:03:06 despite having Mike Brown as a coach. Yeah, I'm going to take as much credit as I can for it. I don't really even know much about the New York Knicks. I went because my youngest is a Knicks fan. but it's exciting for them. I wonder if there was a lot of parties down in the city last night. Oh, God, yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:23 I know that people were hyped up for the watch parties and all of that. They've been waiting for a minute. Yesterday was a big NBA day for me besides the Knicks game. I did not stay up for the Knicks game. I went to bed. I watched the Untold Portland Jail Blazers documentary. I loved them so much. You got to watch this Untold.
Starting point is 00:03:42 Rip City, bro. Dude, Rip City. I love that team so much. It was like The Blazers were the best name for them Because that yeah Yeah Because Stata Meyer was busted a couple of times with weed
Starting point is 00:03:56 Rashid Wallace He will punch you We'll just punch you He still holds the record For the most technical fouls Yep that was a crazy team And they didn't win anything They didn't win anything
Starting point is 00:04:08 They came real close So they were in a bad era And then your boy Sean Kemp gets pulled in Pippin was on the team for a minute Yep, yep. It was just a crazy time. They had Fat Sean Kemp.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Fat Sean Kemp. Yeah, it's a fun doc. It's only an hour watching. It's untold the jailblazers. Ooh, I can't wait for that documentary to watch him. Sean Kemp. Go from everything. And then, you know, I'm sure they'd be like,
Starting point is 00:04:34 oh, disgraced NBA, former NBA star. He doesn't do it anything. And now he's like a weed mogul. Yeah, what did he go to rehab for in the early 2000s? Was it booze? Was he boozing? It might have been a little mix of everything, maybe. All right. Well, good morning, everybody.
Starting point is 00:04:48 Happy Tuesday. It is a Tuesday. Oh, yeah. We slept through the Monday. Sorry about that. Oh, so I'm bad. We're going to do that again this week. So, it's a Tuesday show. Were you up, though? I'm, well, up on Monday morning, you woke up?
Starting point is 00:05:03 Well, because, of course, like 10 minutes after, my brain's like, hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. You actually have to work. Hey. And I was like, no. No. No, I, uh, I slept through Monday. but I did not sleep at all last night
Starting point is 00:05:19 because I got teenagers and they got... I'm in the face. I can't with these kids. I can't. I can't. I cannot with these kids. My nerves are just fried all of the time and it's like 7.45 and
Starting point is 00:05:36 Dad, can I go over to so-and-so's for poker night? I go, um, yeah. Are you going to spend the night? Because I don't have school today. Yeah. Yeah, I think I'll be able to spend the night. And then I get in back. in 9.45, I'm getting a text.
Starting point is 00:05:49 Actually, I'm not going to spend the night. And I'm like, so do you... I'm in bed. Is there an adult there? I'm like, so what? So then he does it. He gets a ride home at like midnight, so I can't fall asleep because he's out and about in the world. Then the dog has to be...
Starting point is 00:06:04 Then one of them lets the dog out at two in the morning. So I'm like, all my cameras are going off. So then I'm awake at two in the morning. He had to pee. Oh, my God. I'm just fried. Snarfy boy had to take tinkles. And then I wake up at three, and then I can't go back to sleep.
Starting point is 00:06:22 So I'm running on no rest right now. As this company's HR rep, I would recommend that you don't have a night like that. You need to come to work refreshed. Thank you. Can I have next Monday off? We'll see. Oh, all right. We'll see.
Starting point is 00:06:37 But, you know, that affects all of us when you show up not on your game. You're right. You're right. I don't want to have this conversation with you again. So good morning, everybody. We'll do a high strangeness. We'll talk to Cindy Payne about plants. There's something on the calendar that says sweets at 830.
Starting point is 00:06:53 Taste of Syracuse. Something says sweets. I don't want to get the name wrong, but there's some comments. Sweet sweets on babes on babes on sweets or something like that. I've seen them on the damn internet. Something's on our calendar out there that somebody wrote on. I'm just going to. So we'll see.
Starting point is 00:07:09 We'll see if we get in sweets as well this morning. Lots to get through. You know how to find us. Twitch. dot TV slash the show. You want a job. We'll bring up some of them plants you guys sitting around the house
Starting point is 00:07:21 to our plant swap on Saturday. I'm starting to talk to some of mine and let them know. Oh, they got a big day coming up Saturday. A couple of you are headed to your new home. Saturday at Crazy Daisies from two to four. This upcoming Saturday, we're doing our first ever show plant swap.
Starting point is 00:07:42 It's new to me. I'm excited for everybody to partake. Yeah. This is a community thing people do. I said we should do our own. And we're going to do one over crazy days. Did you bring your potted plants you want to get rid of, propagations, I'm sure, seeds, tools. I don't know really how if you have enough stuff, I bring a little table, I guess, right?
Starting point is 00:08:02 Set up a little table. They got a ton of space over there. So you don't have to just have armfuls of plants. Yeah, absolutely feel free to, there's tons of room. Let me see here. Let me see here. Saturday looks gorgeous. Yeah, it's like mid-60s.
Starting point is 00:08:15 61 right now. Nothing crazy. It keeps bouncing back and forth from like 60 to upper 60s. I wouldn't mind a little warmer because I'm going to be a cake that night over a beacon skiff out of doors. Very true. I don't want to be bundled up. It'll probably still be chilly either way just because, you know, up on our heels up there. We get kind of chilly at night times.
Starting point is 00:08:35 Well, I don't know if you saw this over the weekend, but Hooters is trying to rebrand as a family-friendly establishment. He's a hooter. Well, and I don't really ever, I mean, maybe I was just ignorant, but I always felt like you could take your family to the Hooters when it was at Carousel Mall. Agreed. But all you need to do is just not being weird about it. Don't be creepy. Yes, which guys are incapable of doing.
Starting point is 00:09:00 But just not over-sexualized or sexualize at all the women that are there. You can just let them wear outfits that just have a logo on it because Hooters is a fine restaurant because it's still ha-ha, but it's an owl. Yeah. But the only thing that made it, the correlation was that you were like, all right, but let your butt cheeks hang out. Yeah, it just felt like a sports baller when I was a kid. You're like, Hooters is like, you know, it's a little, it's just, you know, chicks are scantily clad.
Starting point is 00:09:26 Because then if you go there, the little kid with your family, kids go, ha, ha, ha, ha, hooters mean something else, but there's no tie in. There's no tie in. Oh. Hooters is trying to find a happy place between being tacky and being family-friendly by claiming, no, no, no, no, they dress that way because they're at the beach. It's a beach-themed-themed restaurant. And honestly, I buy it.
Starting point is 00:09:49 Because wasn't there, like, surfboards on the wall and stuff? And it always felt Florida. I don't really remember. I'm trying, I was trying to picture anything but just the orange shorts. It always felt Florida to me. But that did have a very Florida vibe. So I'll give you that. In Florida anyway?
Starting point is 00:10:06 Probably. And that's probably where they still shine. But either way. I mean, how many of them are left? Not many. It's like a latched dish effort that do we really need? Is it really that big a deal? You know how much I love Hooters wings, man, and I can't get them.
Starting point is 00:10:19 I think we're all right. They're trying to bring back people for the food and making some changes. Here's the CEO talking about it. They're top wings. They're taking Hoosers Girls uniforms, over-sexualized that I call it. The shorts almost turned into thongs. And frankly, that was never the intent of the brand. This was a great in 1983 as an escape or an oasis.
Starting point is 00:10:40 You know, it's a beach community. It's a beach theme type of thing here in Coldwater. So that was very upsetting. And, of course, today on social media, when you see pictures of people wearing the uniform, it appropriately affects other markets and affected us. So we're just wanted to rectify it, get the brand back to its roots. I call it a re-huterization.
Starting point is 00:10:58 Rehuterization, me too, bud. And I'll be honest with you. I never found the Hooters outfits sexy. And I'll tell you why. No. Because they made them wear those weird. Weird panty hose. Yep.
Starting point is 00:11:13 That were like your grandmother would wear those. And they're like, they can't just have their legs out? Like, they have to wear these? Nope, it was just. It always felt like this isn't attractive at all. It's weird. No, they were always very good looking ladies. Yeah, they're beautiful women.
Starting point is 00:11:29 They had obviously, they were stacked and that's the job they chose. But they're like, I got boobs. I can make money with them. Do it. Those wings were banging. They were banging. They were banging. Even their hot dog was good.
Starting point is 00:11:40 people would get the hot dog, but no, it was always the wings. I don't remember anything else. Now I got to order my hooter breading off because now you got me thinking wings. They were, they were so good. They were so good. That was the last holdout of wrestling pay-per-views, man. Them's were the days.
Starting point is 00:11:57 I'm going to Hooters to watch a W-W-F pay-per-view. And they would let you there? Like, you have to pay like a fee? No, they, they just had a deal. It was before the days of whatever the scam is now that the like UFC and
Starting point is 00:12:12 W.W.E. Poles with restaurants where they make you pay per head or whatever that. There's some weird rule that's why places don't instead. Why, they don't just throw it up there. But no, that was the days when they could just throw it up there. They bought it. We paid $40.
Starting point is 00:12:27 So there you go. Come watch it. We did. Happy. Tuesday. It is Tuesday. And I keep forgetting it's Tuesday. And there's so many things. Not Monday. That are all screwed up in my brain today. So buckle up butter. because I don't know what's going on. Peanut butter cups?
Starting point is 00:12:45 Ooh, I wouldn't mind some of those. I wouldn't mind. Try the new one with the marshmallow in them? No, but I'd like to. He's exactly like peanut butter and fluff. I've been on a real... It's so good. I've been on a detrimental peanut M&M kick.
Starting point is 00:12:57 Oh, there's not wrong with that. Those are the good ones. No, there is something wrong with it because a bag of them is $15. Oh, like a big thick bag? Yeah. It's assonite if you want to get... I didn't expect that. Yeah, the move is you got to just go to Walmart and get one of those like...
Starting point is 00:13:13 I got the party pack at Wagmans and I never go to Wagmans. No, yeah, they will get you. You got to go to like a Walmart. It's a problem. I might have an announcement to make that peanut M&Ms have surpassed Kit Kat as my favorite chocolate treat. I'm not going to argue with you. I like them more than Kit Katz. Because they're quick.
Starting point is 00:13:33 No. It's satisfying. For Mother's Day. And this is a bad thing to say because these were clearly my wife's peanut Eminem's. Not anymore. But for Mother's Day, I got her, like, they came in like a, I don't know, like, you know, like, the big plastic, like, seasoning shakers? Yeah. They were just full of peanut M&Ms.
Starting point is 00:13:52 I like that. So that I would just walk in the kitchen when I wanted to take a quick pull. That's. Have a quick hit off my peanut M&Ms. I would flick the top, pork up on my hand, pop them. That's why going to Mama Max is so awesome because for my whole life, she's had those candy dispensers, the Skittles one, and the M&M&M. And you just get a quick hand. Where you just put your hand under it.
Starting point is 00:14:12 And, I mean, yes, she has to buy them. But to me, it's just free Skittles and M&Ms all of the ties. I don't know if Showgirl fuzz is in here, but she posted a photo of her uranium glass over the weekend. And does she have a little candy dispenser in your house? Oh, really? I'll see that. It looks like you have a little candy dispenser like you're saying. I mean, you're just.
Starting point is 00:14:33 Fill them with peanut M&M. See, she does. I like her setup. That was a dope setup. That's the coolest. That's what I'm going to do eventually. I hope she's not near too much, like, what is it, like, radioactivity with the uranium glass radioactive? Oh, yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:14:47 Is that too much? You'll glow like Mr. Burns in that episode of the Simpsons. So the human body, the human body is fascinating. Cody, and there's so much I can't describe about this story. So you're going to have to use your brains. Oh, are you going to fart again? Nope. I'm going to tell you about Monique, age 48.
Starting point is 00:15:10 who now faces felony charges for smuggling contraband into a correctional facility. They don't like that. You're like, wow, what do they sneak in? They hate when you do that. It's like their least favorite thing. I'm going to read the sentence and I'll let you guys put the pieces together. Because I have to follow certain rules on the radio. Michigan woman charged after hiding entire wine bottle inside box.
Starting point is 00:15:40 during jail booking. She put it in her giner. Yeah. She put it in her. Which, the female body is fair. I mean, that holds a child and can birth a human. So I guess a wine bottle isn't that big of a deal. Yeah, you ever seen that?
Starting point is 00:15:55 That, I don't know what anything to call it other than a birthing board. It's a birthing? They show the holes of like, this is what your poor wife. Yeah, it's incredible what the female body can do. Okay. It was a bottle Apparently CVS and Michigan sells wine Seems like a bad idea, but go ahead
Starting point is 00:16:17 No, a lot of them sell the lower end or in other states The Cupsake Vineyards Cupcake Vineyards Pino Grigio I do know that one I know that one Stole it from CVS Plus It's kind of
Starting point is 00:16:31 Got it up there It's kind of I like to Just got a And then how does it, may I ask, Mm-hmm. How, like, this is the wine bottle. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:47 Are, is she just, this is why. Sweat pants open out in front of everybody just. I don't, and this is what I'm saying. I don't, it's, you know, it's 6.42 in the morning. She's too early for this. Setting it on the ground. They just said, they, that, the, they discovered the bottle concealed
Starting point is 00:17:05 during a routine routine search. Well, so it was like the cat peeking out. Just. Wait a minute. You heard something. Was her a little cork popping out?
Starting point is 00:17:15 She was pierced down there, so every time she walked, you hear like a, quag, quag, quake, quag, quag, ma'am. But like what, I would, can I argue, though? Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:17:26 Their wording. Yeah. A routine search. Routine, I feel like, would be like a quick. No, I think that when you. I'm at me down. A routine.
Starting point is 00:17:37 When you get booked to go to jail, I would assume they got to check you all out to make sure. I feel like they're just being very haphazard about it. Routine check. Show to a bottle and her jiner. I think that they have to check all your holes because of this. Yes. Or drugs or anything, but. Squat and coughing, boom, out comes that.
Starting point is 00:18:00 Her criminal history includes many convictions for robbery, credit card theft. on and on. She's currently locked up. Valiant effort. I mean, was she sitting like on a blood pressure thing? Like pretending to get her blood pressure checked and all the while? You want to see the security footage of how it was...
Starting point is 00:18:18 Because that's it. It's, I'm impressed. I'm impressed. Yeah. I would say, okay, here's what I'm thinking. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:18:28 Um, sat on the ground. Mm-hmm. Dress. looking at then items on a bottom shelf but casually going even lower shelf to lower shelf to lower shelf. I feel like Cody can't let this go
Starting point is 00:18:46 until he sees the footage of it. I'm going to need to, like, and then she stands up and just walks away and someone's like, didn't she have a pop-wold? Yeah, yeah, she did. Oh, boy. Interesting. Tax line pino grease, more like penis grieve, you know?
Starting point is 00:19:02 Nice! It's the most Monday-e-est Tuesdays ever. It's the most Monday's Tuesday of the year. I'm all upside down. I got no idea what day it is or what's going on. Hopefully, y'all are dialed in on a Tuesday. Heck yeah. You went and did a little...
Starting point is 00:19:23 Did you watch the parade yesterday? You just kind of encountered it. No, I did. I went over there. I love a good Memorial Day parade. Hey, for some reason, I was just like, just go stand over there. Mm-hmm. Just for fun because it happened to start, like, directly at the best spot for me.
Starting point is 00:19:41 From your mom's house? Yeah, it was right on the corner that the village of Lanes is, that bowling alley. It started right there. So you just walked down there and watch it for a little bit. Over the bridge. You went to the bottom of the bridge and stood right there. And then there was nobody around me. Oh.
Starting point is 00:19:55 Like, because ever, you know, the parade kind of started as you go down the street. And there's nobody around me. And then the one person that is is some dude that shows. up and has to light up a cigarette and stand right directly next to me and continuously blow it in my face. Yeah, we had to someone smoking a cigarette next to us too. It's a Memorial Day parade for
Starting point is 00:20:13 five minutes, bro, and there's no one around me and you have to stand on the other side of me and blow it and not, to the point where I was like, no, let me move, bro. Yeah, I don't know why you got to smoke cigs at the parade. It's an hour. You can't make it an hour without a cig? This was five minutes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:29 And there's no one around me. We had someone smoking next to us and it was kind of annoying, but But otherwise, I love a good Memorial Day parade. My mother-in-law, she asked me, she goes, how is the parade? I go, it's the exact same parade I've gone to for 44 years. No, I like you guys, though. It's the exact same parade. It's longer.
Starting point is 00:20:45 It's guys on tractors. Yep. It's a showbrough on a tractor, asked where the K-Rock truck was. Now, we got to do, we got to find. We got to find. Somebody fixed the brakes? Yeah, the brakes are good. Oh.
Starting point is 00:21:06 Oh, yeah. I didn't know we were putting money back into that thing. No, it was a little bit because you had to. Oh, you had to. It was that bad. Yeah. But now there's a little exhaust thing. So, no, I wish we had like a show, I don't know how to show rap.
Starting point is 00:21:20 Like a van or something. I don't know. We'll see what the future waits for us. I don't want to walk a parade either. There's always a bunch of standard Phoenix Memorial Day parades. One is the float that I think the guy originally pulled, and now it's like his memorial float. Yep. And it's this float of a Snoopy the dog, getting a bath.
Starting point is 00:21:44 Yep. And the skunks are going up and down. That was cool. Give me room. That's a strong perfume. That's been there my whole life. That thing is from the 70s. And I love it.
Starting point is 00:21:56 And I look forward to it. I like the dudes and gals on tractors. Who was the, was there a big star this year? No big, so we can't do that, no. Well, you were there the year Chase or the Chase for Paw Patrol. I just know Paw Patrol was there. Shut it down. We can't do that.
Starting point is 00:22:11 And it was a two hour long. No, we can't do that. Our, our friends Christian and Felix were there from the Royal Union. They brought their redneck Ruben truck up. Wait, like to drive? They posted they were going to be in the parade, but no, they just posted up. They just posted up at the Madison Place. Which is also smart, but that would have been fun too.
Starting point is 00:22:30 to drive, just have the thing open and slowly drive and just... Would you put it past him? If Christian, like, the channel... Like, he always likes a challenge. He's going to be making on the go omelets. You're up. You're up. You're up. Little things are beef.
Starting point is 00:22:42 We've always got the one guy who's, like, about my age, and he's still riding a bike. Like, the guy's on bikes. That... I don't know why we're... And he's riding it around. Yeah. Okay. I'm like, come on, man.
Starting point is 00:22:55 Smoking a cigarette. Yeah. I'm like, you're my age. You're 45. Why are you riding a bike? bike. Do you a lot. Shout out to our boy Ryan Phelps. Big presence this year.
Starting point is 00:23:06 Because Ryan Phelps also owns Rocket Toe, and Rocket Toe's in Phoenix. That's where his headquarters is. Okay. So he, big brain thinking that Ryan Phelps auto sales. Rocket Toe tow tow trucks in the flatbeds had cars that were for sale at Ryan Phelps. Okay, here's what we do. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:23:26 We get, like what Sister said in there, we get those big magnets. that say the show and then we get on a Ryan Phelps car. Exactly. Then sit in that. We don't have to drive, but we're still in a car and our names are still on the car. Double it up. We have all the, we have the staples of the, like the different wars. Like Mr. Cromback always drives the World War II Jeep.
Starting point is 00:23:51 Okay. And then like different wars you were in, like my uncle Ronnie is in his uncle, he's in his Vietnam car. he drives. Does anybody not have an Uncle Ronnie from Vietnam? I think you're by law. I think everyone's by law required to have an Uncle Ronnie. Especially if you're from. So he drives his car.
Starting point is 00:24:08 And then we all have all kinds of fire trucks. I'm a sucker for Memorial Day parade. There was a lot for that parade. You guys do do a bunch with all the random tractors. Because it's literally anything is allowed into your guy. Yeah, no. We don't care. Like there was one guy.
Starting point is 00:24:24 There was one guy who ran over to me to say hi to me. so he must be a listener. And I think he just felt like building a float because he built a pirate ship and drove it through. And you're right. In Phoenix, what do you got? Yep. You want to show us your...
Starting point is 00:24:38 Have at it. You got a tractor? Get in the parade. You know, it used to be cool. You got a cool truck? Get in there. Get in there. Up at Panther Lake, I'm sure other lakes do this.
Starting point is 00:24:46 For like Fourth of July Memorial Day, they do boat parades. Oh, I've never seen those. I wonder if I liked that. That was interesting because they would be the same, but a little more challenging to come up with concepts. That was cool. But yeah, that's, those, some parts of parades aren't bad. No.
Starting point is 00:25:01 As I talk-ish, it was still cool, you know, to see my, you know, the village I grew up with. Yeah, everybody comes together. Yes, I had the band playing. And there was an old-ass Manoa fire department fire truck from, probably when my grandpa was. Nate was driving the lock one truck. Oh, was he? Nice. Nice.
Starting point is 00:25:26 It was just cool. It was fun. Now there's the witches. We have the witches up there. Do you know the witches? The broom riders? Only from that parade. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:35 They were at that parade. It's exactly a bunch of my moms. It's my mom. It's exactly what my mother would do. It's just women who want to be silly. So they're the witches or the broom riders or whatever. Whatever, I forget. Aswego or whatever.
Starting point is 00:25:49 I don't know. Yeah, they had a name because they were at something that we did. Yeah. Yeah, at the walkthrough, the Halloween. thing we do or did used to do. Somebody does it. Now, I, and now my brain is, what did we do? What the hell is that?
Starting point is 00:26:04 What were they at? Oh, were at the thing? Were they at Fright Night? Were they in there about to get a walkthrough? Maybe, but they also, they also pop up sometimes at, like, I can't, dude. I, you guys don't understand what these last six months have been. My brain
Starting point is 00:26:23 is mush. I don't know what we own and don't anymore. The past 12 months have been the best ever. My apology. I don't know. No, Nicole from Frightmare Farms will come in here. And the nights that were there, they are also there. Okay, yes.
Starting point is 00:26:45 That's what you're thinking of. I do, because they went through and got scared. Yeah, and it was fun. Okay. And it was fun. And they're just silly, older women, and they do witchy laughs, and they run around. And they're just adorable. They go antiquing on the weekends.
Starting point is 00:26:57 But they're exactly my mind. They're exactly my mind. They wear big silly hats when they can. Other side of this, we'll get into your 90s at night. Keep it locked. K-Rock is. What am I talking about? What am I talking about?
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Starting point is 00:28:33 Here we go. Cool. All right. So, on Tuesdays, we get into your high strangeness. And today is going to be a quickie, but it's one, if you were in Twitter YouTube last week, I showed it really quick. And now it's kind of getting a ton of attention. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:28:52 No, now I don't want to know. It was a guy on Fox News that everybody thought was wearing a mask. Yeah, yeah. And I'll show you the clip in Twitch and YouTube. His name is Robert Harward. I guess he's a regular contributor on Fox News or whatever. Now, the reason it's getting so much attention is kind of a little bit of Fox News's fault. They've done this thing and they've got, they were caught doing it.
Starting point is 00:29:21 Yeah. Where they have this guy just pretend to be, he's Antifa or he runs Black Lives Matter. and it's the same guy every time? Yes. And they kind of got busted and called out for it. But nothing happens because it doesn't matter. And anybody can do whatever they want no matter what. So that kind of feeds into the conspiracy that this guy is wearing a mask.
Starting point is 00:29:42 I'll show you the footage. And I think for the first high strangeness ever, I'm here to debunk this. But no one's on my side. I keep trying. I have read every comment. I have read every story. And nobody is showing you what I'm going. going to show you. I keep trying, but after seeing so many videos of how realistic these weird
Starting point is 00:30:04 pull over the face masks are now. The mask that I wear at, second reference to Frightmare Farms, are super realistic silicone masks. Now imagine one that's a billion times better and made for whatever, you know, purposes of deceiving, which those of you that can't jump in Twitch or YouTube, right now, I will describe what you're going to be seeing. It is a man who is bald. He has what looks like a human face talking about, I guess, the Iran situation. But right at his shirt collar, it looks like it's the bottom of a mask. And everyone keeps reposting this.
Starting point is 00:30:46 Who's this guy wearing a mask? Why is he wearing a mask on TV? Yeah, it looks like the part of the neck that starts at the chest that you're tuck under the shirt flipped up. Yeah. In a weird spot. Like he arched. his chin too far and a part of it like came unstuck.
Starting point is 00:31:01 Like that should be under the shirt or something. Yeah. I'll play the audio. It doesn't really matter, but you can just at least watch the guy's head move and see what they're talking about. I have no audio? No. I have no audio now. Oh, that's why. All right. Hold on a second.
Starting point is 00:31:19 But it's just... Revolution throughout the region government in Iran that not only hands over the nuclear material This video has zooming in on the neck. moves but quits exporting the Islamic revolution throughout the region causing the collapse of Lebanon this weird line at the bottom of his
Starting point is 00:31:39 face. They're just as a I don't know. I get what you're going to explain. And I'll say something after you say. Yeah. You say well, I'll tell you what I believe this is. And I may be wrong. But if you've ever been in a television studio, Especially nowadays.
Starting point is 00:32:01 On the desks, they have these uplights. So, like, if you're watching your local news anchor tonight, built into that desk are these little LED lights right across the front that light you from underneath. Like, it'd be, like, right here if you're watching us. Yeah, if you're watching us, it'd be like right in your face to get that shadow off of the bottom of your chin. My theory is that it's one of those lights casting this weird shadow,
Starting point is 00:32:28 on his shirt and causing that look, meaning I don't think it's a mask, I think it's a lighting thing. Now, what's your take? The only shadow I see is the shadow coming from the flap that has come up. When you watch it, because when in the video,
Starting point is 00:32:46 the guy that's recording, it zooms in. Yeah. And then that ends up being the only shadow I can see. What, the flap? Once he zooms in, the only shadow I see looks like the shadow that the flap is made. Like the flap of a mask, you mean?
Starting point is 00:33:00 Yeah. Yeah, I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. I've been trying to find a reasonable explanation because this would be the most realistic looking mask ever. That I've ever seen. And I get that the reason on everybody on all sides, blah, blah, blah, blah, is to lie to us. Yeah. But what's the reason to have a bald white guy come on and put on a bald white guy mask?
Starting point is 00:33:25 I don't know. Like, all the conspiracies are like maybe he knew something. Something about the aliens or whatever? I don't know. I don't, because he's a regular contributor. This guy is on Fox all the time. Yeah, so as the bald white guy. And I went and listened because people were saying in the comments like,
Starting point is 00:33:42 well, their voices don't match. Their voices do match. Oh, do they? I went that listening side by side. I did a deeper dig into this. It's just very weird what the reasoning would be. Yeah, and what other people are saying. Lottie and Chats says he's a lizard person.
Starting point is 00:33:57 No, yeah, they got to cover up their scales. Uh-huh. Yeah. Sister says when he breathes the part under it, this throat moves with the mask doesn't. Yeah. I don't know. But I don't get why the need to deceive this part unless he's on his way or just coming from lying.
Starting point is 00:34:17 And having, well, I'm already a bald white guy. I'll just leave this on. I don't need to take it off because I was a minute ago. Lizard person or somebody else. Or just long-haired, blah, with sunglasses for this. interview and in 20 minutes I need to be bearded guy with ponytail so I'm just going to leave the bald white guy mask on they won't know it's weird it's all over the place I've been trying to find anybody who debunks it my theory is that it's a light shadow Cody and a lot of you are saying
Starting point is 00:34:46 it's just I don't know I don't know what I don't know the reason for it I don't know the point of it I don't know why a man would need to be on TV getting a mask like wearing a silicone mask it's just confusing that's what I'm This is four. It's the unexplained. The things we don't understand. You can't explain it. Can't do it.
Starting point is 00:35:05 K-K-K-K-Rock. We're back. Sorry, I had to delete the thing because something's not matched. So I had to make the sound instead of the K-K-K-Roc. There, I did it. Well, I know what you're doing, but was it again? How was it going?
Starting point is 00:35:21 How was it going to? K-Rock. I think you should. I'm going to record that and you should have that. I'm going to replace all of it. one with just that. There's a commercial that's at least like four or five seconds off. And it's throwing my match off.
Starting point is 00:35:35 And that doesn't make any sense to anybody. But I wish it did the same thing that ESPNs did. And it just like matched. Something is off. Because you've got a splash commercial where you're telling everybody to get over to Splash Car Wash. That's actually my real voice. I love it.
Starting point is 00:35:53 That's actually my real voice. I was just hammered during that one. That sounds right. Oh, hooy, everybody. Happy. Tuesday, yes, it is Tuesday, it'll throw your whole morning off, just like it's throwing my whole morning off.
Starting point is 00:36:06 It is a Tuesday. So let's talk a couple AI things, shall we? I ain't here to sully a company. Well, when I hear a scam, this sounds like a scam to me. Whereas a Chinese tech company claims it's created AI-powered pet translators, scam. The word AI is now just being used as like everything.
Starting point is 00:36:35 Yeah. Everything's AI. Just to make it sound, oh, oh, AI. Oh, like everything was smart five years ago. It's a smart TV. It's a smart fridge. Because imagine how, it's a smart dryer. How, like, uninformed people are about it where they'll just believe anything,
Starting point is 00:36:52 especially the ones that think they're informed and call it A1. You know what I mean? That anything you put AI in front of, Oh, well, it's AI. Oh. Yeah. So this AI Pet translator hangs from your pet's collar and uses AI to study things like vocal patterns, behavior, body language, etc. to figure out what your pet's trying to say.
Starting point is 00:37:18 They're not trying to say, it's a pet. Freddie's thoughts are food ball. Yeah. Food ball pee. Yep. Food ball pee. Maybe he changes the order around. Every once in a while.
Starting point is 00:37:28 Maybe it's pee and then ball, then food. Or maybe it's ball food ball. But he's only got three thoughts in that little stupid brain of his. Or like a lot of us, if you're just attentive with your dog. You can figure it out. You can learn all the things. Like I know when Freddie needs to pee because he does a certain thing. Yep.
Starting point is 00:37:46 Where he sits patiently right next to me and I go, you got to go potty. Exactly. When he goes and grabs the ball and throws it at you, that means he would like to play with that ball. Right. So I could see this maybe learning all of those type movements and then in a month. Figures it out. Once Freddie or so, you know, starts, oh, it's going over to pick up the ball, AI. Freddie wants you play ball before he even did his thing.
Starting point is 00:38:12 Sure. Okay. Because it now has figured out those movements mimic. Freddie's thoughts would just, all I hear coming out of this collar are, you're never coming home, are you? Are you leaving me forever? Yep. Are you leaving forever? You're never going to go home, are you?
Starting point is 00:38:28 I'm never going to see you again. This is it. You're leaving forever? Why you leave me forever? Or the reverse, if the male person pulls up. Oh, I want to kill you. If you're an Amazon truck within 100 yards of my house, he wants... I want you dead. I want you dead. I want you dead. The other little AI clip I wanted to play for you, Cody. Get your drink out of the way now because I don't want you drinking when you hear this.
Starting point is 00:38:51 It would be dangerous to all of the equipment. as this clip made made me cry laugh when I heard it over the weekend. Okay. So on YouTube, if you're watching a YouTube video and whether maybe you're visually impaired,
Starting point is 00:39:06 maybe you want to have dubbing on or whatever, YouTube has kind of like an AI dubbing feature. Gotcha. Somebody realized while they were trying to watch YouTube, the YouTube AI dubber can't comprehend, W.W.E.
Starting point is 00:39:27 So if it says like W.W.E. Wrestler Jeff Hardy or W. It totally glitches out. And somebody recorded it, dude. Okay. Okay. And apparently, and I just learned this, AI dubbing will start to spiral
Starting point is 00:39:46 because then it starts to hear itself. And it doesn't know what it's hearing and it becomes this cycle. I'm telling you, I was in tears when I heard this. Okay. This is somebody watching a wrestling video. There's no, the visual isn't very exciting, so there's not much. I'll just play the audio for you.
Starting point is 00:40:06 It depends on the match. Hold on now. Here, it's, it's WWE wrestlers react to whatever, but here's the audio. Oh, okay. Hands are making right now. Can you afford it? Maybe. But do you feel like you have to be there?
Starting point is 00:40:19 That's the question. And for a lot of people, the answer this year seems to be. be not quite. All right. So now they're going to go into, it's going to try to say WWE. Okay. And it goes real bad. The show will happen.
Starting point is 00:40:34 The stadium will likely fill up one way or another. What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, wow, what, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. What? What? No, no, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey, hey, It's totally good to help! It broke it. That's how a lot of us feel watching,
Starting point is 00:41:08 it would be. Like, I like how it tries again. Okay. Sorry. It's like that new Spielberg film, that day of disclosure. It's how the aliens die. Oh, it's telling us to WrestleMania spoilers.
Starting point is 00:41:41 I should have a stash of wigs in my vehicle. I mean, it's because I don't know when I'll need some. I assumed. I love wearing wigs. That's my emo wig. I love my fault. My 80s wig. When you're bald, wigs are fun.
Starting point is 00:41:53 I'll tell you that much. I don't like them. They're itchy. I don't like them. I'll wear them, but they're itchy. Because you got real hair. I don't got real hair. don't got real hair.
Starting point is 00:41:59 Yeah. Sorry, you're kind of coming in halfway through the conversation there. Good morning, everybody. Happy Tuesday. On Saturday, we're doing our first ever show fam. Plant swap at crazy daisies. I'm excited. From 2 to 4 p.m.
Starting point is 00:42:14 I think we're going to get a lot of people that aren't yet show fam. Yeah. Come on out. Even if you don't care about plants, they got great food and drink. If you do love plants but don't care about us, they got a lot of great plants and stuff. This is a place that would get you into plants, though. I didn't care about plants either. Until you get a cool plant.
Starting point is 00:42:36 Yeah. And then it kind of kicks off everything. Yeah. And you're like, well, I've got to get some even cooler plants. Yeah, I recognize what's going on. And currently in my life is that I've been trying to have a snake plant in my home office for a long time. And it just didn't work. And I had no shade, but a little bit of shade.
Starting point is 00:42:53 Like the places I was buying them at Walmart. Oh, really overwater them. so they're like, you buy them and they're dead. I can't tell you how many times I've gone into the back at one of the Walmarts where they have all those, and you just see some poor, and it's their fault, untrained maybe. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:10 Person just standing with a hose. Yeah. I don't know why. They got to have a better plant selection. Because they just kill them. Yeah. So I went to a spot and got a real plant. I forget what it's called, but it is thriving.
Starting point is 00:43:25 And I'm in love with it. big, Cody. No, that's awesome. Yeah. That's awesome. I got because I portioned off that one we were trying to save and one turned into a big one and the one's small and then the other one died. Mm-hmm. Because I don't know what the difference is because
Starting point is 00:43:41 they're right next to each other. The one phenomenal. The other one got like you're in the same spot. Sherry on the text line says where is the plant place? There's no location info. It's on Casson Road in Syracuse. Crazy Daisies. Just Google crazy days.
Starting point is 00:43:57 Google it. Right up up on the dog of hill. Up on me. And now I'm just, now I'm starting to get that scratch, that itch that Cody had where he wanted to get more plants. And now I'm like, well,
Starting point is 00:44:07 these are quieting the sadness in me a little bit. I would like more of these, please. Well, it also adds to just the, just a spot of nothing. Yes, it does. Boom a little plant. That, bum a plant.
Starting point is 00:44:20 Oh, yeah, I'll be honest. I got to take a picture of my plant today and show you how big it's gotten in that corner of my office. It's exactly what I wanted. See? I'm glad to. Maybe it's filtering out the bad smells. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:44:30 I mean, they do add some oxygen, their plants. But, I mean, the next question is, what of the ones here are we bringing? I'm definitely bringing. I'll let you handle all that. Some of these people are getting some of these. There's like, we have like 80 of whatever these purple ones are. Yeah. Kelly, plants do quiet the sadness.
Starting point is 00:44:46 That's why I have an office full, an apartment full of them. Yep. I'm surrounding myself with the plants. Oh, you can't walk. They can't walk. To quiet out the sadness. It helps. So anyways, Cody, that's the big event happening this Saturday.
Starting point is 00:45:00 Would love it if you guys came out. General Mills, good job striking when the iron is hot. Ooh, cereal? As they've announced their new Saved by the Bell-themed-themed-theem cereal boxes. Yes. Perfect timing. Collect them all. Why now?
Starting point is 00:45:17 Because they found them in a warehouse somewhere. I'm not throwing this out. People Magazine is showing a sneak peek of the colorful package. Minimantose Crunch, Cheerios, and Lucky Charms, which have, respectively, Zach Morris, Kelly Capowski, A.C. Slater and Jesse Spano. Okay. The message on the back of the boxes notes that the collaboration is in honor of the company's school fundraising program. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:45:50 And that's like the last school show we made was saved by the bell? Wait, like this is an effort. For a fundraise by Bayside, the school they'll go to, so they're going to release Save by the Bell boxes to help what? Save by the Bell? I'm very confused. No, I think that they're saying, hey, we want to raise money for schools with our box tops.
Starting point is 00:46:11 Remember that show about going to school? Yeah. From the 1900s? I do not understand this country's weird obsession with making people do the weirdest crap in order for somebody else to just be nice. Oh yeah, you got to cut off a box top and show us that you purchase a cereal. You got to get 80 boxes of this cereal, everybody in your school and bring soup labels and box tops, and then you bring them to your principal and then your principal mails them in.
Starting point is 00:46:42 And then we give you the funding you deserve. Yep. If you're lucky. Maybe. What? What? Over the past 30 years, box tops for education has helped families raise nearly $1 billion for our schools. Or give them $5 billion.
Starting point is 00:46:59 You're not thinking of the billionaires, but that's your problem. Who's going to be able to afford? I never think of the billionaires. Who's going to be able to buy up all the real estate so none of us have houses? Could you even imagine if Jeff Bezos had like $10 billion less? He's so strapped. I mean, we don't ever think of these guys. The design, which features one of the teen sitcom's familiar Red Lockers,
Starting point is 00:47:19 offers another nod to the Bayside Tigers. I'll meet you at the max. Yep. We're all very familiar with the red lockers. Kids don't even have lockers now. No, they don't have lockers. I can guarantee you neither of my children even know what's saved by the bell is. Have you ever watched it? Is this supposed to appeal to us who are all in our 40s now? We're like, I can't eat cereal.
Starting point is 00:47:41 It's one of those where, oh, I remember these. I'm going to buy this cereal for my kids because on the box stops go to them. I'm nostalgic for the box. They eat the stupid cereal. We all win. I mean, we haven't had, I forgot that there was a two-season reboot on people. Ecock during the pandemic. Did you remember that?
Starting point is 00:47:58 I didn't remember that. No, what did they do? Otherwise, it has not aired since the turn of the century. No. Debuted in 1989, went to the college years from 93 to 94. And then the new class was 93 to 2000. It was so weird, the college years.
Starting point is 00:48:15 It was a little weird. Because why was principal, what's his nuts there? Well, yeah, right. He would pop in. And then weird Bob Golick was like, an R.A. And he lived on their floor, but he was like 40.
Starting point is 00:48:31 Oh my God, I forgot about him. Yeah, and he's like, hey, college kids, what's up? Hey, college girls, I'm not 40 years old. Want to hang out in this dorm room? They were like, sure, whatever your name is. Yeah, I forgot. It was so weird.
Starting point is 00:48:45 And they were like, let him have us beard and his mall. We're just going to figure it out. All right. Well, if you want those, keep an eye out for the shelves. No, no, thank you. And when the iron's hot, would that say by the bell. That's okay. On Tuesdays, we talk to Cindy Payne from Oliver Payne Greenhouses.
Starting point is 00:49:03 Good morning, Cindy. Good morning. As they say in your commercials, it's time to start digging in the dirt, right? What are we planning? Yes, it is. It's time to get your annuals, your perennials, your vegetables in the ground. And everybody has been saying, oh, I'm late, I'm late. You're not late.
Starting point is 00:49:19 Memorial Day celebrations were early this year. Remember, the real Memorial Day is this. weekend. Okay. Okay. So you're not late. You've got plenty of time to get those, especially those veggies. You've got a lot of time to get those veggies in the ground, get your flowers in the ground, get to work. The weather's going to be beautiful this week. And remember, everything we have here, we've grown ourselves. We don't get things in. I have a lot of people say, well, when is this coming in or when is that coming in? It's already there, sweetie. We've grown it from when it was a teeny tiny baby. So we know. We know.
Starting point is 00:49:54 what we know about our plants and they you know we know all about them ask us any questions you need to ask no question is stupid i've had people say well i want to ask a stupid question no there are no stupid questions what is a tip you're going to give somebody who's maybe doing vegetables for the first time this year my cousins doing vegetables i saw what what's like a piece of advice they need don't go crazy okay start small your your temptation is to dig up a half an acre Don't do that. Do a small plot, plant maybe six tomato plants, six pepper plants. If you want to do some squashes, zucchini is an easy one to grow.
Starting point is 00:50:31 Do that. Don't go crazy. Go small and get the hang of it and get comfortable with it. Because remember, you're still going to have to weed this thing. You're going to have to keep the weeds out. And if you've got a great big plot, the fun is going to be gone. It's going to be work. So, dart small and keep it fun because it is fun.
Starting point is 00:50:49 It's fun to grab something. out of your own garden and eat it. What is something that does really well here in Central New York? For somebody who's terrible at growing things? For flowers or vegetables? Vegetables. For vegetables, tomatoes. Tomatoes are the easiest to grow. Very, very easy to grow.
Starting point is 00:51:06 And you can grow them in pots. If you don't have a garden to dig up, you can grow tomatoes and containers. And what about people who are looking for fall plants? Do we already plant pumpkins now? So they're ready in the fall? When do we plant those? Yes. You can plant pumpkins now.
Starting point is 00:51:20 because it takes them a long time to get to be a pumpkin. Good idea. So you could plant now. All right. So like I said, any vegetables, any flowers, get digging. It's time to dig in the dirt. It is time to dig in the dirt. Get over to Oliver Bain Greenhouses.
Starting point is 00:51:35 125 South Granby Road right there in Fulton. You come up 690. You're on Route 48. You take a left on South Granby, and they're a little bit up there. Go see Cindy and the whole group. Thank you, Cindy Payne. Well, thank you. Have a wonderful day.
Starting point is 00:51:48 You too. Goodbye. There she is. That's a good idea. What? Pumpkins. Get your pumpkins in the ground, man. Pumpkins.
Starting point is 00:51:55 Get your pumpkins in the ground. And I would love to have a couple corn stalks on my apartment balcony. Ah, me high by the 4th of July, bud. That'd be hilarious. Get over there. Get your gardening started. You will see that band for zero human dollars. Hey,os of the Summit Federal Credit Union Taste of Syracuse.
Starting point is 00:52:20 Presented by Top Friendly Markets coming up. next weekend. Next week. Next week. Okay? You ready for it, bud? You ready for it, bud? No, not yet.
Starting point is 00:52:30 Getting around you more, but? I mean, yes, though. I mean, I'm right. We will see you out there. I'll come out there as Cody. He'll be at his punch stand the entire weekend. Heck yeah. I'll be out there for some stage announcements Saturday nights,
Starting point is 00:52:42 including fuel. We'll be out there. Say, hey. So hello. Hey, ha, how do you do? Say, hey, hi. Twitch. Twitch.tv slash the show.
Starting point is 00:52:51 Mm-hmm. Switch. TV slash the show. Give us a follow. And good. This is what you get. Wisconsin Motorist. Saw a sign that said road closed. I don't know. I could go down to the road if I want them. I'm going down. Close to who. Close to who. Well, it was closed because it was fresh concrete and they drove into fresh concrete and got stuck. I was saying, now you're stuck there. No, you can't just. Oh, wait. I can just run. I can just run. No, you can't. Nope, because your car's there.
Starting point is 00:53:19 The driver's pickup truck sank into the newly poured concrete That construction crews had been protecting with the barricade I Unreal would be so pissed off to be on that crew Yeah, that now has to what? Do you have to chisel up all this half-hardened concrete? Tom out and then do it again Get this stupid car out of there and you got to redo the whole thing
Starting point is 00:53:43 Make him pay for that I don't know how They've obviously said please never remove or ignore road clothes signs, you entitled, moron. This could be flooded or not there anymore with all these sinkholes that are everywhere. Syncals. Right? You want the road to just not be there?
Starting point is 00:53:59 Every day is another sinkhole. They did deserve it, Sarah says in chat, but then what's good, like, what are they going to get for punishment? Because they got to be punished for something. Right. I don't know. You got to pay for this or do you lose your license or something? Because that's just so much.
Starting point is 00:54:13 Because you're out just driving around the road, ignoring road closed signs, bud. That's endangered all of us. insurance is definitely dropping you for that. Oh, I've been dropped for less. Yep, I've been dropped for less. Follow us on all the video places, Twitch.tv slash the show. K-Rock, C&Y on YouTube.
Starting point is 00:54:33 Internet. Crazy. I guess we didn't make the list, I guess, unfortunately. Rolling Stone did a piece on America's greatest gifts to the world. I think that. Not even honorable mention?
Starting point is 00:54:45 Not even an honorable mention. Neither of us. Neither of us. I think our mommy's. would disagree. Neither of us. It's messed up. You want some of the things that America gifted the world that they're so proud of and...
Starting point is 00:54:56 Listen, we made a lot of mistakes. That's on us. How current is this? That's on us. Who wrote this? No, we're looking bigger... Bigger picture than what we're currently living through. Gotcha.
Starting point is 00:55:10 For example, Snoopy. We gave Snoopy to the world. Charles Schultz. Snoopy. I love all that. Good one? I love that's where our list starts. Things that originated in America that we have gifted to the world.
Starting point is 00:55:25 That America has given the world. Snoopy. Uh-huh. Okay. All right. Look, there's Snoopy here in our chat right there. Basketball hoops. Oh, James Naismith's peach basket was invented here.
Starting point is 00:55:39 Yes, it was. That's true. And backyard basketball hoops originated in America and then they've adapted throughout the world. And the shot clock here. Uh-huh. And then. Cirque. Game shows. We invented game shows. Did we? That's what it says in this.
Starting point is 00:55:53 Okay. I thought I would have thought maybe like some Chinese game shows came first. Oh, good point. We stole their idea. Good point. I guess if TV was here first. I'm trying to open this so I can read you some of the lines because Darius Rucker. Arius Rucker. That's another one. Paid tribute to wrestling. Did wrestling really come from America? Did it start here? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:56:19 I mean, they talk early, you know, circus shows and stuff like that. Oh, I love the American circus so much. But I don't know if it was here over in like Europe or something seems more likely. Like the Gladiator Days. You know what I mean? The Greck and Roman wrestling. Isn't that the whole point? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:39 So I guess the Greek probably. So would it not be? Yeah. Okay, never mind. That make old man twitches. Rassling. Not wrestling. Not wrestling.
Starting point is 00:56:47 Rassling. The origin that we have. All right. It makes one more sense. This is Rolling Stone's article on Gifts to America. Things we gave America, things America gave the world. I don't know much about vehicles,
Starting point is 00:56:58 but I guess the Chevy 454 is a big deal. You're damn right it is. I guess this is everyone's dream truck. It's a symbol of hard work. The Chevy 454. You're damn right. Chevy 454. You looking at it?
Starting point is 00:57:13 Oh, okay. I think my dad had one of these. Did he? Yeah, I think that's, what he had. He driving around on that Chevy Vour, 50s. It looks like it. The extended cab is what he had, and that's what I learned to drive on. Nice. Here's a bunch of them, Guy Fietti. So if you go to Rollingstone.com, you can click on the American icons, like, you know, things that we celebrate 250 years of this country. Okay. This one's Guy Fiatty's contribution. Bacon, cheeseburgers,
Starting point is 00:57:42 hot dogs, shakes, and root beer floats. America gave those to the world. And we also gave you big fat bellies because of it. Yeah, I guess the bacon burger itself, but there's no way the burger was invented here. Susan found something on Google, and I would debate this, Susan. She said, we didn't invent the game shows. Google says the first game show in the world was a spelling bee, which premiered on BBC. Interesting. 1938.
Starting point is 00:58:09 I would argue, hold on a second. because my argument was going to be a game show is generally a show of chance, not skill, whereas a spelling bee is skill. But then if I think about like who wants to be a millionaire. He doesn't say it. You got to be smart. Jeopardy, got to be smart. I think they're all blended.
Starting point is 00:58:28 A game show is just, it's testing your skills. Yeah, you're right. Whatever those skills may be. All right, you're right. America invented proms. And now they've gone worldwide. We're the first spot to do proms, I guess. Oh, I was, I heard like, like pronds, like the shrimp or whatever.
Starting point is 00:58:46 And I was like, I don't, I don't think that. But really, like it, that, no. I mean, yes. A little fancy dance for the kids. I guess if you, if you think of the word like a prom for school kids to blah, blah, blah, blah. Because all those fancy dances came from like Europe and England. Yeah, they were like kings and queens were doing things. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:09 We were here. Balls, gala, gala, balls. Well, I'll talk to you about them all if you'd like. Obviously, the baseball diamond right here in Cooperstown, baby. We definitely invented baseball, right? Did we? See, I don't want to be skeptical of all these. Just, but I thought, yeah, I guess.
Starting point is 00:59:28 I'm not trying to screw up Cooperstown's traveling or the tourism dollars, but I thought we did. I can see. Mm-hmm. I bet there were very similar versions of other places that wasn't baseball. But he says it just wasn't really in Cooperstown. It wasn't a double-day field. That's been the whole thing, my whole life. And that's a lot.
Starting point is 00:59:47 Darius Rucker's article in here is for pro wrestling, the art form that distills the elemental battle between heel and hero. Okay. Any good wrestling over the weekend? I didn't watch anything. Oh, yeah. There was some. They had the Saturday night's main event for WDV.
Starting point is 01:00:04 Yeah. It was pretty good. I watched that after the fact. I heard that was a good one. And then AEW just doesn't exist. They had theirs. They have the same font for theirs. They kind of mimic each other.
Starting point is 01:00:16 All right, got you. But they had theirs on Sunday night that I had forgotten all about. And then I had found a free stream to watch the last three matches. And it was really good. They both do WWB struggles at times because, you know, who they have to answer to and all that. Yeah. But AW's killing it.
Starting point is 01:00:38 Are they really? Yeah. I saw Jericho did a tribute to Sabu when he jumped through the table or whatever? What was that? I did see that. What was that? They did a stadium stampede where it was like seven on seven. It was crazy.
Starting point is 01:00:51 It was insane. But after, because Sabu was just the anniversary of his passing, I want to say, to celebrate. He used to throw himself through unbroken tables. So randomly after the match, Jericho did the Sabu trademark point up to the heavens thing. And then ran up on the top rope and threw himself off on the. To a table. Love it. It was awesome.
Starting point is 01:01:11 Love it. It was good. Still real to me, damn it. I only saw the highlights of the first, like, eight matches because they have like 12. But, yeah, wrestling is doing very, very good right now. Well, if you want to jump in chat right now, Twitch.tv. slash the show or K-Rocke C&Y on YouTube, Cody is going to crack a pack. Oh, one more real good.
Starting point is 01:01:32 I think we can claim lacrosse, right? Did America from the Native Americans? I think the Native Americans can claim. world across. Yeah, that's theirs. That's a good one. That's a great one. Unfortunately,
Starting point is 01:01:43 Syracuse's run came to an end this weekend. But now, watching the finals, though, Notre Dame, wow, and Princeton. Really good. Princeton, holy cow. You think they would have been squashed? I think Princeton would have just whooped them.
Starting point is 01:01:56 Princeton, I was watching. Notre Dame went up three nothing. And then Princeton scored the next 11 goals. Okay, yep. That's how you shut that down. Twisted mayhem gaming out there in Beavis. Let us crack packs every day on stream, jump in Twitch. Crack packs!
Starting point is 01:02:13 We are a widow to have Pokemonos. I think we are. I think we pulled a really good card that time, guys. We did. We did. Every day in chat. Yeah. The only qualifier I have is the image on that paper is different than the card.
Starting point is 01:02:28 Pardon me. Well, if you look, they're all on there kind of printed because I don't think you can print out like a hologram. Oh, okay. You know what I mean? What was that one called again? Tell the people. Chichino. Chichino.
Starting point is 01:02:40 Chichino is a holographic chichino that right now is between 60 and 100-something bucks, it says. C-I-N-C-I-N-O. We put it into a top loader, so it's now safe and at the end of all these packs. We're just going to give Twisted Gaming back the bad ones and say, oh, we never found any good ones. Sorry. No, we didn't find any. Sorry. What are you talking about?
Starting point is 01:03:05 And then we buy our yacht. Oh. Got it. Big old boop. How was everyone's weekend? Good. Long weekend. You get a nice long weekend.
Starting point is 01:03:14 It is a Tuesday. Believe it or not. I know. And you got to be careful when you're getting pulled over by the police. Yeah. Or not wearing a seatbelt. And then your toddler pulls a gun out of the diaper bag. Oh, boy.
Starting point is 01:03:32 Yo, no. Yeah. They, I guess, There were three kids in the car with this guy, and it's happened in where it was this, St. Paul. One of the kids needed a tissue, so one of the other kids went to grab a tissue but pulled out a blicky. That's not the best place to pull. No. That, I would imagine.
Starting point is 01:03:56 The officer obviously instructed the child to put the weapon down. Drop the weapon! Try the weapon! I'm a baby. I don't know. I don't know. There's a baby. I don't know guns.
Starting point is 01:04:07 Said he carried it for protection, which is fine. Carry your, carry your protection. Just to be out in the diaper bag. Being an adult about it. I'm always going to get a lot of tickets and punishments. Yeah, those people that ruin it for everybody. If you're a responsible gun owner, you wouldn't put it in your diaper bag where baby stuff is. No.
Starting point is 01:04:24 Our first ever show fan plant swap is coming up this Saturday at Crazy Daisies in Syracuse on Casson Road. Just type in Crazy Daisies if you're looking for the address. It is a flower farm, so it's kind of out in the rural area. Up by me up on upper Onondaga Hill, but it's, plan on giving yourself a whole day to do stuff. Yeah, there's a lot of going on. And just that whole little area, that's where I now venture around. You get a breakfast up the road at finally ours. There's, I can't even explain it on it.
Starting point is 01:04:57 There's so much going up there. There's another new place that opened up that they were kind of open when we were doing stuff that also looks phenomenal. Make a day of it. We will be there two to four. four, but like Cody said, you can hang out of crazy daisies all day for all I care. They're a business that is open. Yep. If you want to get there early, eat and drink, you want to hang out, we will just be there
Starting point is 01:05:14 from two to four. And I see you all loading up your plants and propagatings and all that. Getting ready for Saturday. It's going to be fun. It's going to be something new. We've never tried before. Oh, this is great. Do you know, I guess I didn't know the oldest fast food mascot.
Starting point is 01:05:28 Do you know what it is? We don't have it around here, but we did when I was a kid. Really? Yeah. Ground round? No. I don't. We did when you were a kid, but not now.
Starting point is 01:05:43 No. And I'm trying to. Let me think. And now I'm second guessing myself. Oh, are you, is it, is it the Jack guy? Not Jack in the box. No. And it's not A&W.
Starting point is 01:05:54 Then I don't know. Big Boy. Oh, is it T.J's Big Bo. Did we have a big boy around here? I remember this big boy statue. I don't remember. front of it. Maybe.
Starting point is 01:06:06 And it was a good, you walked in and you sat down. It was in like the 80s, I think, right? Bella. Was it in Fayetteville? Yeah, we had a big boy. Big boy. 1936, the big boy mascot was created. It's the funniest story.
Starting point is 01:06:22 So, Big boy. I saw this on like foods that made America or whatever, and I looked it back up. Big boy was named. This is true. Oh, boy. Guy opens a burger stand in 1936 or whatever. Okay. And this was in, I don't remember to see what town, Glendale, California.
Starting point is 01:06:45 And a chubby six-year-old boy named Richard Woodruff would offer to do odd chores if he got a burger. So the kid was six, and he'd offer to like, I'll clean up your cable, girl, I'm up the floor if I didn't get a burger. So funny. So they started calling him Big Boy. and he would do chores for the birds. That is great. Then a Disney animator, because it was in Glendale, was hired to draw Richard Woodruff, who is the iconic Big Boy character. So he kind of looked like that?
Starting point is 01:07:21 He kind of looked like that. He was just a chubby six-year-old that wanted to eat. I didn't know that. He wanted to eat. What happened to him? Do they get bought by? Oh, I don't know what happened to Big Boy. They're still around, right?
Starting point is 01:07:33 Bob's Big Boy now? I don't really remember. I just know that I assumed that Ray Kroc or one of them guys was like, nope, you're mine now. It was designed by a renowned architect Wayne McAllister. I don't know. It's a long story.
Starting point is 01:07:47 The big boy story. That's neat. I didn't know that. That they were, that was just a dude being like, I got a burger. I can't show you on screen. I can only show Cody. This is the original big boy.
Starting point is 01:07:57 He grew up. Does his hair look? Yeah, kind of. Kind of with that. Yeah. Yeah, that was the oldest mascot. Big boy. Good for him.
Starting point is 01:08:06 You're all giving me different locations. Big boy was on Sweetheart Corner. Big boy was in Fairmount. Big boy was in Manlius. Big boy was in Liverpool. The answer, all of those is yes. Yes, where Big Boy meets Vass. Wherever he is, he's in your hearts.
Starting point is 01:08:18 So that was the oldest. Yeah, what else is it? What's the... Second oldest, Colonel Sanders, 1952. 1952, the colonel showed up. Old white guy. I didn't even think old-ass white guy. Number three is going to shock you.
Starting point is 01:08:32 1959 Um An ice cream thing No I was gonna say dairy queen No because I didn't even think we had pizza places in 1959 Little Caesars opened and had their little Caesar mascot I knew that
Starting point is 01:08:52 In 1959 Let me just the littlest of here let me just have a For the Pizza Hut on Route 11 Oh we're pouring it out Was it the last weekend That was it? Porn it out. I saw the last one that had Wing Street.
Starting point is 01:09:06 Or wing stop, or not Wingstop, Wing Street. Was that the pizza hot? I love Pizza Hut so much. So now, I don't know. Two left? What do you mean? Two, no, one by me, one by you? Pizza Hut.
Starting point is 01:09:17 I have one in Fulton and that's it. And I got East Q's. And that's my spot in Fulton and please never close. All right, I'll give you a couple more you probably forgot about. After the. The Carls Jr. Star was 1961. We don't really have those around here. Really?
Starting point is 01:09:30 Yeah. Ronald McDonald, 1963. I was wondering how long before, because he had some weird versions of him. I can jump ahead. Burger King attempted, and we all remember this, in 1989, Burger King attempted Kid Vid, and then he was the video game kid with the glasses. Burger King Kids Club, dude. And then the Kids Club with wheels and all of that.
Starting point is 01:09:56 Hell yeah. Wheels worked in the front because of the little hard for wheels in the back. That wasn't fair. Taco Bell Chihuahua was 19. Oh, you get a dead dog. I vaguely remember this in 1993. We're talking fast food mascots. We're talking mascots.
Starting point is 01:10:11 Talking mascots. Ninety-93 Pizza Hut did a Pizza Head puppet? Do you remember Pizza Head? Hold on. I bet I will if I see it. Pizza Hot Pizza Head. Yeah, because they brought this back. Oh, this was horrifying.
Starting point is 01:10:28 I remember this. It was just pizza slice. Oh, I remember. Oh, no. Oh, I talked like Mr. Bill. It was like Mr. Bill, yeah. I had to get a goosebumps kids pack. Yay!
Starting point is 01:10:37 Yay! Oh, yes there. Hey, this isn't the right way. Scarecrow Steve says it is. He's no scarecrow. Sure he is. This is Mr. Bill. It really is Mr. Bell.
Starting point is 01:10:47 Uh-oh, I think I hope the neighbors. Look, Pizza Head. You'll be perfectly safe in there. Uh, okay. Relax. The goosebumps guys just want you for dinner. See in the next lifetime. Now you can collect one of three goolish goosebumps.
Starting point is 01:11:00 Oh, and tell story cards sets, and you buy a pizza. It's like, it's hard to explain, but this is what the 90s were like. I don't know how to explain it any other than this. Yeah. That's right, Pizza Head. And here's your friend, Chef Steve, to explain. Chef Steve is a pizza cutter. Sure he is.
Starting point is 01:11:17 He just wants to show you how they make Finning Krispy Pizza. Of course, there's Bigfoot pizza. Cody love the Bigfoot pizza. I love that one. Or my favorite. Pan pizza. Yeah. Pan pizza.
Starting point is 01:11:30 Yeah. This was just the 9th foot. We were really weird in the 90s, guys. Yep. And I don't know what to explain it any other than this. This made sense in 1993. We're like, yeah, it's a pizza that talks. It gets hurt all the time.
Starting point is 01:11:44 Because if you turn, all right, cool. Welcome back to Nickelodeon summer with stick, stick, stickly, a popsicle stick that they glued things on to. You could mail them ladders. I'm stick stickly. Let's get you back to Mark Wiener in Wienerville. So, yeah, we. Weanerville was a man. Kids gather around.
Starting point is 01:12:04 Yeah. It was a full man had. Yeah. But he had a little puppet bodies. Yeah. And he'd put on different wigs and makeup. In Wienerville. And he was in Wienerville.
Starting point is 01:12:12 And then people wonder why our sense of humor is Aft. Yeah. Why we are so weird? This is why we are the way we are. This is why we are weird the way we are weird. Let's hand it off to the 90s at 9. Oh, are you?
Starting point is 01:12:24 For real this time. Hold on. For real this time. Okay. Two hours later. That was my favorite. Completely glitched out, man. I have no idea where I am anymore.
Starting point is 01:12:34 Exactly. Nebreka. I can't remember some of my old apartment addresses, but I still remember Stick-Stickley's address. Do you? Oh, no. What was, it was like... He's saying it.
Starting point is 01:12:45 I mean, I'm trying to hear it in my head, but I can't, I can't remember now. Let me see if I can play it. It'd be hilarious if he swore. Just a big F-bomb by Stick-Sickley. Let me see if this is his address. If you play, he says it here. Stick-Sickley, one of those things.
Starting point is 01:13:02 Just a guy commenting on stick-stickly. Stick-Stickly, also an attack-attack-attack song. Attack-attack when they first started. Keyboard is Caleb Shomo. Congratulations to him coming out as a proud gay man over the weekend. Bear-tooth still favorite bands. Oh, I saw that. Yeah, Bear-Tooth lead singer came out as gay and his...
Starting point is 01:13:21 Is his wife going to stay with him? I don't read all that, huh? No, that part's a little sad, but that's the unfortunate part with this. But, I mean, if you grew up watching him... Stick? Stickly. Peeobox, 963, New York City, New York State, 18, 180. Awesome. And he still accepts mail.
Starting point is 01:13:42 No way. You can still mail, sticks. I don't know what happens to it, but you still can. Write to me, stick, stickly. What do they do with it? What do they do with it? 10108. What do they do with it?
Starting point is 01:13:53 Uh-huh. I don't know. What are the news? That's where all my stolen votes went. Ah, stick, stick, stickly. Sting Stigley. Stingles is. Gaming brought you by Ryan Phelps Auto Sales and opening soon, Hidden Gardens.

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