The Show - WHEEL _F F__TUNE

Episode Date: May 19, 2026

Sorry, Buffalo Sabres fans. Maybe next year. Rarely do we side with the Boomers, but this time we do. High Strangeness explores the phenomena of guardian angels. Plus, Josh is terrible at Wheel of For...tune & so much more on a Tuesdee!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Sorry, Sabers fans. Sorry
Starting point is 00:01:02 Yeah, I don't I didn't stay up for it I lost the first period You stayed up for the overtime No, it wasn't that late Wow It wasn't too bad Check the score this morning
Starting point is 00:01:15 I saw they lost in overtime That's a rough one And like a I don't A fluky goal I guess you can say Was it Like he got The guy kind of looked like
Starting point is 00:01:27 He was going to pass it Uh huh Into the Canadians guy They were all in like a straight line to the goal, like I'm the goalie. They were all like over here. And the one guy, it looked like he passed it, but then everybody moved,
Starting point is 00:01:40 and it ended up being a shot and just went by the goalie. Oh, man. That's a bummer. Big bum, big bum. Big bomber. Sorry. So who's in it now?
Starting point is 00:01:53 Where are we at now? It's them and the Carolina Panthers and the knights and avalanche. That, I guess, is good. be the Big Fat series. And Canadians at Hurricanes. So probably hurricanes in
Starting point is 00:02:10 An Avalanche. You think that's who goes to the Stanley Cup? Right. Maybe. I don't know. I don't follow any. I only was rooting for Buffalo Sabers because of Buffalo fans.
Starting point is 00:02:20 I don't know enough. Hi, y'all enjoying the heat gang. That was a hot one yesterday, bud. Hot one yesterday. We got well into the 90s. Man. That was like. You got out to a Tisco?
Starting point is 00:02:32 you said. Had to go in the water. Yeah. Had to. What does Alsa do when you're in the water? Just like stays on the shore? It depends on where we are. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:40 Because I don't go, you know, swimming, swimming. Sure. There so much. Verona, I will. And she can just, she's going to have to come with me and deal with it for a second. Mm-hmm. But there, she'll either come kind of near me or just like I have around that long ass, retractable leash.
Starting point is 00:02:57 Oh, yeah. She's like 10 feet away. I'm going to go in. You just stay on the leash. Yeah. I'll just hold it. kind of weighed in real quick and get myself a dunk. And then we walk around.
Starting point is 00:03:07 She'll go in here and there because she all of a sudden will be like, okay, oh, it is. It's hot. All right, I'm going to go in a little wet here. Yeah. All right, cool. Cool. So it's not bait.
Starting point is 00:03:17 Not bait. Hot one yesterday. Like seven inches on the midday so long. St. Tentana again. Santhi. Another hot one today. It's warm in here already.
Starting point is 00:03:28 It's already warming here. It's coming out. It's nice. summertime. It's nice. Some, some of time, some of time, some of time. 315364109 K-Rock text line. Of course, streaming.
Starting point is 00:03:39 Mikes are always hot on Twitch.tv slash the show. Twitch.tv slash the show. I don't know what's going on with the Apple Podcasts. I'm aware of the problem. Some of you are getting Apple podcasts of the show. Some of you are not. And then I do a thing and then sometimes, I don't know, I don't know how to fix it. I'm working on it.
Starting point is 00:03:58 That's all the same. Did you start a special D show about apples? I did. It's all about. apples talking Cortlands. I'm talking gala's. I'm talking Macintosh. And you're just not even scratching the surface. There's so many new apples now. Oh my God. What episode do you want to do new apples? I know. There's a whole old, we can do a new app, new, what were the new one? There was a pink. Was there a pink lady? Pink lady? That cosmic crisp. Uh-huh. So we got a whole lot of
Starting point is 00:04:26 coverage. What I'm saying? Sorry Sabers fans. Spoiler. Sorry Sabers fans. A double spoiler. I'm going to get Michael just checking in. You'll leave people checking in all morning saying, oh, the Sabres last night. So I'm not going to revisit it. It's a little bit of a wound, but, you know, you move on. It's one of those that all, you're right, all morning. Someone would be like, she's serious.
Starting point is 00:04:47 And then, you know, you're right. We didn't touch on that at all. I didn't think to touch on that major loss. No, I didn't. Well, now we can move on to things that actually matter. And that's the world welding competition. All right. Let's do it.
Starting point is 00:05:00 I'm in. As it's kicking off. In September, Michaela Spocito will be the first woman ever to represent the U.S. in the world welding competition. Okay. I wish I could weld. I'm always fascinated by it. It's a really impressive skill to me. I don't know what I would need that skill for.
Starting point is 00:05:22 Yeah, I don't know either, but it would be cool. It'd be a cool skill to have. I like to watch videos of people welding things. It's cool and two pieces of metal get melted together. And then I like to watch like, like, the students doing welding. Maybe that's what I'll do for my next careers. I'll be a welder.
Starting point is 00:05:38 They're like, I watch the students weld, and then the teachers come over and they go, it's a good bead. And they analyze it. You're going to be that guy? No, I've got to be a student first. I got to be the guy being analyzed by the professor. So first you're going to welding school.
Starting point is 00:05:51 I got to go to welding school. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. And then you'll be the teacher. Well, obviously, I'll excel in welding. You'll be so good at it. They'll be like, there's no need to have 20 plus.
Starting point is 00:06:02 years of experience. Alex, I excel at everything I do. Radio. Yep. Streaming. Are you going to like... Chop off a pinky immediately as like the sign of, you know, like, you know, like, you know, the welders and the woods people.
Starting point is 00:06:15 Like, oh, you know, like, oh, I did the circular saw and cut off a finger. Oh, I don't think I'm going to go that far. I was welding and burned off a whole pinky. From Dexter, Michigan, Michaela Spocito will make history as the first woman representing the United States in welding. Perfect. At September's. World Skills Competition in China.
Starting point is 00:06:36 She secured her spot by winning the U.S. weld trials in Alabama. Bamah? That's where they would be. How do you judge a good weld versus another weld? Especially because it's going to be the exact same thing. You know what I mean? What are you doing? Because they're not going to be like, all right, bring us your best thing.
Starting point is 00:06:54 And someone, you know, welds together two pieces of metal. Oh, look, I made a bracket. I made a night suit. It'd have to be the same. So it's going to be, show me your bracket. Okay, now show me your bracket. I think it comes down to the videos I watch
Starting point is 00:07:08 where the professor analyzes the bead or whatever the technical word is for it. Yep, like, oh. They go, hmm, that's a good one. Your bead is more of a dollop. World skills described as the Olympics of skilled trades determined global leaders in technical disciplines, including construction, manufacturing, and robotics.
Starting point is 00:07:25 She trains 80 hours a week. No. Come on. She's the sixth. this community college she goes to. And it's very exciting for her. That's 80 hours a week. I mean, I would hope that you're doing actual welding
Starting point is 00:07:43 and not just like practicing welding. Like, you do a job now. That's a little insane. That's a lot of it. That's too much. You're not doing anything but welding at 80 hours a week. Or like you were saying, is it like her job and she's doing it? For 40 hours a week?
Starting point is 00:07:59 And then also. So for eight hours, she does it? a job and then does another eight hours. Right? Every day. Of welding. Eh. I mean, like, Olympians don't make any...
Starting point is 00:08:11 Well, welders make a lot of money. So maybe, like, being, like, having that badge of honor of being, like, one of the world's greatest welders, you make a lot of money. Or she very clearly likes it. Yeah. So, I mean, hey, stick pieces of metal together. Cindy said it's never too late to become a welder. Maybe I'll do that.
Starting point is 00:08:28 There you go, go on it. Maybe I'll do it. I'll go get a little good... Get in on that. What do I got to do? Do I got to get like a certificate or something? Do I got to go somewhere and learn? I got a steady hand.
Starting point is 00:08:37 You got to get one of those masks first. I got to get one of those masks. And then I think then you just start getting jobs. Oh, as soon as I get the mask? I think so. Does they see that I own the mask? You got walk. You just start walking on town holding it.
Starting point is 00:08:48 Hey, hey. You're a welder looking for work. And then isn't there like one's called like TIG? Like, you're doing TIG? We're talking TIG? Talking TIG. It sounds familiar right now. I don't know the world.
Starting point is 00:09:00 I don't know either. That's why I got to get into it. I like the noise that thing makes. Why do I got to fake my age if both? Oh, because Boces is for like high school kids. You know when they're starting it and it makes that like. Yep. Yep.
Starting point is 00:09:13 King, Stick, and Meg are the three. Oh, hey. I focus mostly on stick and Meg, but you guys can do Tig. I'm a triple threat. You're a triple threat. I'm doing all three. I'm doing all three. Triple threat.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Well, though. I bet over. oversight is. He made that. Oversight's a phenomenal welder. He made all this stuff over here, yeah. So. And I know Pat Lucas does like metalwork stuff. A lot of you have, yeah. I mean, on the regular, I'm working with abs of steel. Yeah. Huh? Huh? Taxline says first step, go to Harbor Freight and buy a welder.
Starting point is 00:09:50 And I can just start welding at home? Don't. I can do home welding? People, please don't just go out and buy a flame set. Why can't I do that? Unless you have some. type of I gotta learn a trade. I gotta have a skill. I don't know if it was that one though. I got to figure out a skill to have.
Starting point is 00:10:08 I don't know what I mean. I can be a sexy welder. I can have a YouTube channel or I'm a sexy welder. I like that. You know how they wear those, like the big schmocks? Yeah, mine are to be assless. Exactly. I would just wear the smart.
Starting point is 00:10:22 Every time you turn around it was, yes, it was his ass cheek. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Oh, this? Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, they're over there. Yeah. Oh, they're going to go get that and on the room. Follow us where the mics are always on.
Starting point is 00:10:39 We're talking ankle pain. Talking ankles. Talking ankles. Twitch and YouTube, Twitch.tvy slash the show. I stole that from an un-user. Good, though. Nobody's using it. So I stole it.
Starting point is 00:10:53 You didn't know. You asked. I asked. And you were awarded it. Because every time I go in other people's chats, they were like, thanks for the follow. Crocens and Crockney. Hey, welcome, Kroc.
Starting point is 00:11:05 And nobody was using the show. And I said, I want that. So I took it. Twitch.tv slash the show. Update your links. TSA is learning a very difficult lesson now. I mean, they've gone through enough this year, but they tried to put out
Starting point is 00:11:17 just like a funny message. And you can't do that because then people are going to accept that challenge. Well, not the time, probably. Everyone hates airports right now. Yeah. On social media, the TSA said, quote, You can't allow protein shakes larger than 3.4 ounces, and then they made a joke where they said,
Starting point is 00:11:40 but bring as many rotisserie chickens as you can fit in your carry on. Well, now people are doing it. Wait. It's a joke. They're making a joke. Yeah, but what's the joke? I don't know. What's supposed to, is there a viral thing going on?
Starting point is 00:11:57 What a weird? It said, here's the exact quote. What a weird attempt of a joke, though? Protein shakes. Question mark, 3.4 ounces or less about rotisserie chickens, question mark. As many as you can fit in your carry-on. Well, naturally, people go start bringing rotisserie chickens. Is it because of the protein in the chicken?
Starting point is 00:12:18 I think they just made a joke. I honestly think you're overthinking what they said. I think they just said a random item. It's got to be that. It has to be. Chicken has protein. Or else that's the worst. Because that's, you can as much.
Starting point is 00:12:33 chicken as you want, because that would be the most failed attempt ever if it was a completely unrelated item, you can fit as many spaghetti squashes as you please into your backpack. That must be it then. That's the replacement for the protein. It's better, but not my much because
Starting point is 00:12:51 like you said now, you're going to get people shoving chickens into the bags and you're going to have a stanky airplane. Yeah. There are people who are either posting real photos of rotissory chickens and their bags or just AI versions. So now they have a list of things that are allowed. If you want to have some fun, you go to the TSA website and you click on the What Can I
Starting point is 00:13:16 Bring Tool? And I will ask you, bowling balls and bowling pins, allowed? Um, no. I would say no. It's allowed. Okay. It's allowed. Yes.
Starting point is 00:13:30 No, I would say, I would say yes if I could venture, I guess. cremated remains. Yes, but it's a certain way they have to travel. It's got to be in a screenable container. Yeah. You need to be able to want like a Ziplot bag? Yeah, like Frank. Frank can fly.
Starting point is 00:13:46 Take them with me everywhere on airplanes. They scan that is real fast. You can bring your loved ones ashes, but I got to look at them quick. I just put right out of the bag. There you go. He's fine, right? He's good. Right there.
Starting point is 00:13:54 He's good. Oh my God, sir. Yeah. Can we put them back now? Whole pies and cakes. If you can bring a chicken, you can just have to bring a pie. You can bring whole pies and cakes. I mean, look at me.
Starting point is 00:14:05 I'm walking around with all this cake. There's a lot of cake that you bring on a airplane. Everywhere I go, this cake is on me. What am I going to do? I'm going to leave it home? Frozen breast milk. Yeah, because it's not liquid. Yep.
Starting point is 00:14:16 As long as it's frozen. Wait, so I can't. Like, the theory is that liquid can make a bomb. I don't know how liquid makes bombs. But if it's frozen, you don't got time for it to thaw to make your bomb. You're going to be against the clock. No one's ever invented like a frozen bomb situation? Not until you just
Starting point is 00:14:34 Not to like to say that. I don't understand how bombs are Airmade. I don't know how you'd pull this off. Maybe you'd have to check it. Live fish and live lobsters. Hey, you're going to play? Because they would need to be in a liquid
Starting point is 00:14:49 That could be my bomb liquid, right? They said no. Our fish don't want to travel. They said no, they're not allowed. If I can't bring liquid, but I can bring fish and lobsters, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh. So do I have to check?
Starting point is 00:15:03 Sorry. the fish and lobsters? Yes. Because that's other, that's just other more liquid than I can make bombs with. And then they got to go down, I don't think down stairs. Do they got to go onto the plane? Like with the dogs and horses? Right.
Starting point is 00:15:17 Whole watermelons. Ooh. I don't, yes. You can bring a whole watermelon on a plane, bud. All right. You can bring a whole watermelon on a plane. Offer up a squeaky melly challenge. You can go for it.
Starting point is 00:15:29 This is just my flying watermelon. Mile high squeaky mellie challenge. Puka, Bella, I'm sure you've noticed some changes. How are you talking to? I'm just practicing for when I have to tell the dogs about the twins. You know, because they'll... Be fine in the spacious third row seat. But the twins...
Starting point is 00:15:44 Can sleep peacefully thanks to the rear manual sunshade. And what about the... Extra cargo space for strollers and dog beds? I guess you're right. Can we go to the hospital now? The contractions are getting closer. The three-row Lexus TX. Because everyone should feel like the center of the universe.
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Starting point is 00:17:07 Generally, they're doing something I probably disagree with. And I don't know if I would agree with this fella on most things. But he was arrested for destroying a neighbor's motion light. Now, here's what happened. Now I'm going to do that. Sixty-two-year-old man of Florida was arrested after marching over to his neighbor's property at 3 a.m. to destroy a malfunctioning floodlight. he was completely nude
Starting point is 00:17:33 except for a watch flip flops and a headlamp it was three in the morning though and my guess is probably this stupid floodlight was like on off it's three o'clock in the morning hums makes
Starting point is 00:17:48 you know what I mean it's got like some short in it it's something about I would get it if I had a neighbor with a gigantic spotlight on my house or whatever floodlight situation is. Yeah. And it won't stay on.
Starting point is 00:18:05 And then it goes off and it's on and it's off and it's three o'clock in the morning and you just lose your mind at some point. But now you can't destroy other people's property. Have you tried talking to your neighbor? I ain't doing that. I ain't doing that. He was upset about the malfunctioning motion light so you can see footage of him nude,
Starting point is 00:18:23 carrying the ladder. Nice. Climbed up and he yanked the floodlight off the wall. Oh, okay. Left it on the ground. Be careful. I'm talking about a guy. and nude and yanking. He removed it so forcefully, he allegedly cost $800 in damaging. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:18:38 And damage, rather. Was it on a business? Was it like a business grade? No, just his neighbors. Like, holy cow. How big was it? $800 of damage. I only have his mugshot. I don't have the I don't have the footage of the actual He is clothed in his mugshot.
Starting point is 00:18:54 You're going to say, I don't have any pictures of his penis. And he looks just like a miserable Florida boomer, so like I'm sure he's not the most pleasant of dudes, but I'm going to side with him on this one. You're bothering me with your lights. Yeah. Jeff says my neighbor has one that does that and they're 20 feet away from us.
Starting point is 00:19:09 Ugh. Text line, I have a neighbor with a floodlight that's on and off all night. It's super annoying. He'd be gone. Like, what are the rules about that? Like, is that light pollution or are you... Probably nothing. I'm sure there's nothing anybody could do. If I just played
Starting point is 00:19:25 music at full volume all night, wouldn't that? Yeah. I don't know. I have no idea how lights work. Wouldn't that? He doesn't know how lights work. I don't even get electricity at all. I don't know how lights work at all, you guys. Nope. Time for a little high strangeness.
Starting point is 00:19:51 Okay, I'm ready. Now I'm... Kind of want to know more about my homeboy here on the text line. This might be for another day. He texted yesterday. Said I run a cemetery and it's warm working outdoors all day. Oh. To which I replied to him.
Starting point is 00:20:12 He said, I have plenty of weird videos of things being thrown at the cemetery, perfect for high strangeness. And perfect for a ghost son. Yeah, he sent me his TikTok, beard dude with two ease. Beard dude with two ease. I got to learn more about you, bud. Meet up over there. I got to come to your cemetery and see things. And I'm not spending the night.
Starting point is 00:20:34 I just be there for a couple, two, three hours. All night long. I got to know more about this guy's cemetery. But today, we're not in. into ghosts. Well, kind of we are into ghosts. As you may not know this about me, but I am a ghost. I'm a ghost. I've never
Starting point is 00:20:50 been here. I've never been here. I knew it. No, I've never, uh, I believe in guardian angels. I've talked about that, right? Okay. I think so. And I have a personal like guardian angel story. Today's
Starting point is 00:21:06 high strangest is about guardian angels and like, you know, angels interacting with people's lives. Yeah. And I have One story that I shared, and it was when I was living in Flushing Queens, and I was walking down the sidewalk, and I had earbuds in or headphones on or something listening to music, and I went to step off the sidewalk, and something pulled my shirt back onto the sidewalk, and a bus ripped right in front of me, and I looked around, and it was nobody around. And at that moment, I was like, all right. Homeless Spider-Man. I hope so. Saved your life.
Starting point is 00:21:39 Now, that could have been my grandfather. Could have been somebody else being my, uh... I don't know. I don't know. Mine's Patrick's Wazy, so... Yours? Oh, your ghost? Your ghost?
Starting point is 00:21:49 Yeah. So I'm going to have... I'll just play one clip. There's a bunch of these stories online, and I just found a couple from last night. This is just audio today. People believing they had an angel encounter. Not even necessarily like a religious angel encounter.
Starting point is 00:22:03 Like some kind of guardian angel situation. I... It was the evening of Sunday, January, 21st 2001 to be exact around 620 to 6.40 p.m. I was on the way from Wind Dixie where I'm currently working heading home. I was turning left at a yellow light confidently thinking the truck 25 to 35 feet away was going to come to a stop. I was wrong. The truck hit the passenger side of my little 1989 hunchback Honda, my very first car. at 45 to 50 miles per hour.
Starting point is 00:22:47 Oof! Thank God no one was riding with me or they wouldn't be here today. In some odd way my vehicle managed to miss a pole that was clearly supposed to be struck with my car by the angle the guy hit me at. I ended up on the other side of the pole in the other lane, as if I was heading back towards my job. As the vehicle got closer to impact, the more things began to become a dream to me all I remember is the truck hitting my vehicle in slow motion time went on not sure how much but I was awoken by the touch of a presence upon my face a woman nice being that she was on the passenger side which was struck by my truck looking into the vehicle I knew that she didn't reach in and touch me but it
Starting point is 00:23:39 was like a spiritual connection as I awoke with this touch I looked at my right to see a lady with red hair. I can't remember her clothing, but I asked what happened and she said, You've just been in an accident. I was still recovering and I responded by saying, Oh, for real? Kind of slow. She then said, yes, everything is okay.
Starting point is 00:24:10 The ambulance is on the way. I said okay. I never noticed her leave the side of my car. It was like a minute or less after our conversation that the police and ambulance were pulling up. My car was totaled. The accident was so bad that it was already documented that there had been a fatality. Out of amazement, everyone sees a skinny 5-9, 16-year-old kid get out of the vehicle with few scratches and no injury. Note that the person that hit me was a guy that attended my school.
Starting point is 00:24:48 Oh! This is the part that gets me. You know how there was a witness that explained what happened and everything they saw? Well, there was only one witness, and it was a male. He claimed he saw everything, being that he was behind me. I told everyone about the lady with red hair, and they say there was only one witness to see the accident, which was that man. My mother says it was my guardian angel.
Starting point is 00:25:20 If I would have died that day, I probably would be headed for hell. But thank you for God's grace. Okay. He saved me and gave me another chance. I'm 22 now. I've been becoming closer and closer to him every day. Thank God that I'm here to tell my story. Now that gets a little religious at the end.
Starting point is 00:25:42 because obviously people like to lean on that. As it should. But it's weird that he's in an accident. Yeah. He goes through a pole somehow, glances over to his passenger side. There's a woman with red hair who says, everything's fine, you're going to be on, whatever. He gets out of the car. They assumed he was dead.
Starting point is 00:26:03 And that was the guardian angel. Walks away. Do you guys have any guardian angel stories like that? Like where something tragic should have happened, but. Some weird divine inter, like... The tragic thing usually does happen for me. That's a bummer. Dunes shared her story.
Starting point is 00:26:23 Yeah. We did Guardian Angels for high strangeness today. And there's a million stories. Here's Dunes. I was on the Viper. Back at Darien Lake. Viper. The attendant didn't come and check the overhead harness.
Starting point is 00:26:36 We were going up the ramp and I could move my harness all the way off. I was freaking out and just trying to. to click it shut, just as we were about to go over the edge, I felt the pressure on my chest, and it clicked into place. Nice. Somebody grabbed your hooters, dude. Nice. Very nice.
Starting point is 00:26:53 A ghost was like, I got this one. Oh, don't mind if I do. College chick with her hooties out. Very nice. Oneida's getting a little raindrops. All right. It's dark outside. It's not raining downtown yet.
Starting point is 00:27:05 It looks like when they show the radar that later on tonight, all of this heat is in a ball. Gonna burn off. And is ready to just be mushed together in a big thunderbolt. America's favorite pizza chain is... Hold on. Because today's National Pizza Party Day, and I would like to have a pizza party, thank you. I'm gonna go out on a limb.
Starting point is 00:27:28 Mm-hmm. I'm gonna say Little Caesars. Nope. Pizza Hut. Ah, damn it. Because I think Pizza Hut, as much as we have so many pizza chains here, yeah. I don't think most of the country has that many options.
Starting point is 00:27:41 and it's like pizza, dominoes. Yeah, like, for those of you listening around the country, what are your options? You have gross-ass Marco's pizza? Give that gross-ass marshal, whatever it is, mushroom, mellow mushroom from the ACCC games that we watch. Oh, my God, what trash. Although the Marcos ads have always worked on me
Starting point is 00:28:01 because you have seen them so much. I just want to try it, but it doesn't even look that good in the commercials. It's not good. It does not look that good in the commercials. That is the worst part about going on family trips with my family is that pizza sucks everywhere else. And that's because that's an easy... All right, we're on vacation.
Starting point is 00:28:17 Just grab a pizza. Pizza. Pizza sucks. Yeah. Even in California pizza sucks down south? Oh, you poor bastards down south. It is the worst pizza options you've ever had. Well, every once in a while, I read a funny article about a place that, like, gets a tanker full of our water to make
Starting point is 00:28:35 bagels and pizza cross and stuff. Yeah. It's like, you damn right. We got that good sulfur in there. We do. all delicious. Well, according to a new report, Pizza Hut is still America's
Starting point is 00:28:45 favorite pizza chain. 19% said it was their preferred place. And I did see a guy who just bought a bunch of Pizza Hutts to make them retro pizza huts. That's the smart move. It really is. At least
Starting point is 00:29:00 one should attempt it and just to see. You know what I mean? There's definitely been one. And it has worked, but I mean, like, you can do the retro vibe, but You got to do what you used to do, Pizza Hut. You have to make it look. Yep.
Starting point is 00:29:16 And I know I harp on this a lot. I don't want your hand tossed crust. No. Get it out of here. No. You got to go back to daily. I think you used to make your dough fresh every day and you'd put it in the pan for the pan pizza.
Starting point is 00:29:30 Well, we and I won't, this might not be everywhere, but we had a place growing up that had people we went to high school with work at it. So they told us all their secrets. and it was all just frozen. Oh, Pizza Hut was? But we still liked it because then they would, you know, still they sprayed it with the things or whatever. And now they've got the other stuff.
Starting point is 00:29:52 But I mean, I'd not be everywhere. If the frozen works, fine. And I liked it. But you got to go back to whatever you were doing back in the 80s and 90s. Because you're not doing it now. Nope. I want that greasy spray with that oil. Pan pizza with the, like I want my hands wrecked.
Starting point is 00:30:07 Because I haven't done it in a long time, but I did it with the Pizza Hut like. two summers ago what you were talking about how when you're ordering, you gotta watch what options you pick. Your default option is hand tossed and that's a trash crust. 100%. Got to get. Not coming to you for
Starting point is 00:30:23 a hand tossed pie? Oh my God. Get out of town. 22% say they prefer local or regional, but your top three in the nation goes Pizza Hot, Domino's. Oh, Domino. Papa John's. Yeah. Which slapped? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:39 I got it on Friday. Yeah. I got their version of a deep dish, Little Caesars, and then closing it out with Marco's pizza. Really? I mean, that's Marcos. I ain't trying to sully the Marco's name in case somebody is listening of importance. But it ain't good. Yeah, but it ain't good. When you've had it.
Starting point is 00:30:58 Mm-hmm. Mm-mm. You guys are missing out. The poor, we know good pizza in Central New York. And we got good pizza. Want me just to, I can, want me to play a song? No, no more anything. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:31:12 Number one, let's go. How would I play a song? Wow. Come back. What about taste Syracuse? We're over there. Cody is in hell right now because he had to sit through all those commercials with all this ice cream in front of them. Good morning, everybody.
Starting point is 00:31:25 You're listening to K.Rog. Gilden and here back from Gilligan's. What's happening, fellas? Good morning. As we've done for many, many years, we like to have a show ice cream at the Summit Federal Credit Union Taste of Syracuse. And they're always a big hit. Yeah. And we always have to have our tastes.
Starting point is 00:31:41 and our samples and figure out what the concoction is going to be before it tastes of Syracuse. But let's run down what else you're going to have a taste of Syracuse. Dill Pickle is going to be there. Yep, Dill Pickle will be there again. And some boozy ice creams? Yeah, we'll have our boozy ice creams. You've got to be 21 to consume. Got to be 21.
Starting point is 00:31:55 But we have a great variety of alcohol ice creams, maple whiskey, bourbon vanilla, raspberry wine, Bailey's and Kalua. You name it. We've got a good variety. But I hear it's been a busy year for you, too. Yes. We've got a grocery store now? What happened? Why do we open a grocery store?
Starting point is 00:32:13 So down in Cherburn, we had the Big M. Yeah, right across from you guys. Yep, and about a year ago, they decided to close. Okay. Which left the whole area without a grocery store. Okay. So we already had the building that we were going to put our manufacturing in, and we decided to pivot a little bit.
Starting point is 00:32:30 We brought the manager on board. It works for us. Oh, that's awesome. So it worked out well. Awesome. And, yeah, we opened a little market down in Sherbourne. What's the grocery store called? The market.
Starting point is 00:32:41 Gilligan's Fresh Market. Gilligan's Fresh Market. Keep the brand going. And in the studio, you have what I have never heard of these, but you say they have been a big seller at your market. What are these? So these are glazers. Pickled Polish sausage.
Starting point is 00:32:57 Pickled Polish sausage from up in the Potsdam area. Correct. You're bringing it down to Sherburn and you say people, how many gallons of these have you gone through? We have sold over 500 gallons. What's going on in Sherburn? There is a cult. There is a cult.
Starting point is 00:33:11 They got to get these pickled polar sausages. So if you are in the Sherburn area and you got a craven for some glazier's pickled polar sausage. There you go. Head on over to Gilligan's Fresh Market. Perfect. All right. Absolutely. So this year we had the idea because Cody is very much, and I too, I love this Bisk-off cookie butter.
Starting point is 00:33:29 Seems like the trend this year's been this cookie butter. And you like the cookies. Yeah. I like the actual jar of the creamy cookie butter. We thought, let's do something with the cookie. butter. We didn't have a name until Gil had the best idea. Butterface. We're going to call it Butterface. That's the best name. Definitely. I like it. Yep.
Starting point is 00:33:49 So we've got four options here. Now talk to me a little bit about, have you done a Bischoff? We have not. Or Bisk off, however you say it. In fact, I only remember ever having these on an airplane. Yes, same with Cody. I didn't even know they told them in the store. That's where I learned of them the first time. I'm like, all right, these are a hit. And I find them in the store. I'm like, we got to do something with this. And you guys had your, your audience was interested. So we're going to try a Bisk-off kind of idea.
Starting point is 00:34:15 I don't know what I'm saying. It's a cookie butter ice cream. Is that what I'm saying? Yeah. So we decided to start with the base. The base is cookie butter flavoring. So the first thing you're going to try is the just plain cookie butter ice cream. All right.
Starting point is 00:34:28 This is just the base ice cream. Before we start mixing things into it. What was your process of making the cookie butter ice cream? You just took the cookie butter? No, I had to find a flavoring in actual concentrate. Okay. But it's amazing. It's amazing.
Starting point is 00:34:42 It is really good. It is really good. It makes a great soft serve. Whoa. Wow. Yeah, it would. Yeah, it would. It would make a really good soft serve.
Starting point is 00:34:48 I like that. So we figured once you get the base good, now you start. Okay, what are we going to bring to the party? I could literally just eat this as it is. Yeah. I don't need anything more in there. That's banging. But let's make it even better.
Starting point is 00:35:01 Let's make it better. So what's our second option? So the second option is a vanilla base. It's not even the cookie butter base. Okay. But we decided to swirl in the Bisk off cookie. butter. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:35:11 And the Bisk off cookies. What is he doing? Is he okay over there? Oh, my God. Then you let no. And I didn't even know this existed either, the Bisk off butter. Yeah. I'm like, put that on some bread for a sandwich.
Starting point is 00:35:25 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. For sure. For sure. Oh, boy. That's so good. Bro.
Starting point is 00:35:33 What's the best day ever? This is incredible. And it's like you're eating the same ice cream, but it's not. This is the cookie butter ice cream. This is vanilla ice cream with the cookie butter cookies in it. Right, and the swirl. And the swirl, dude. Right.
Starting point is 00:35:48 This is already tough. All right. Number three. There we go. In the past, you guys have always enjoyed bringing nuts to the party. Andy, how dare you? Yeah. So I said, let's bring them some nuts.
Starting point is 00:36:00 Okay. So this second one is cookie butter ice cream with Nutella swirl and the Bisk off cookies. Okay. Let me try this one. Let me get a little bit of everything in here. Oh, my God. I'll let Cody go first. I already did.
Starting point is 00:36:12 Yeah. I'm already going for a second. Uh-oh. This is dangerous right here. Mattella's great. You can't go wrong with it. Uh-huh. Come on, guys.
Starting point is 00:36:22 Wow. Come on, guys. That's so good. Okay. All right. I don't know how I'm supposed to pick any of these. All right. So the last one is kind of the creation you guys kind of mentioned.
Starting point is 00:36:34 And it's the cookie butter ice cream with the raspberry swirl and the Biscoff cookies. Oh, okay. All right. Let's go. Let's get down to business here. We're back for our kind of jam type. Yeah, the Dingleberry cookie jam, one of our best. Let me drive them.
Starting point is 00:36:50 This one. This one. Winner already, huh? This one. I want to ask the professionals. If you had to pick one of the four, what were you guys going with? I was going with Raspberry. I went Nutella.
Starting point is 00:37:04 You went Nutella? He's a nut guy. You're nuts. All right. You're the professional. Kind of sewer. I was going to say number two. I was leaning towards number two.
Starting point is 00:37:16 Yeah. Until this. But I like the little change-up with the raspberry. Yeah, I do. You guys always get me with the raspberry swore. Yeah. It just does something to the ice cream. Yep.
Starting point is 00:37:29 I think I got to go number four, Gil. I'm sorry. They're all banging. They're all banging. And here's the thing is I want you this summer to do something with just the plain cookie butter ice cream because that's just a good ice cream. Yeah, it is. Maybe just have that as like on the menu.
Starting point is 00:37:46 People want to, I don't know. I don't know. These were all fantastic. There wasn't a bad one in it. No. But that number four. I think number four is Butterface. I like the variation.
Starting point is 00:37:55 I think number four is Butterface. All right. Perfect. This is cookie butter ice cream with a raspberry swirl and the Biscophecuff cookie chunks. Yes. Yep. Is it hard to make? No.
Starting point is 00:38:06 No? No. It is not. Not bad. Not bad. Heck yeah. We got our ice cream, boys. We do.
Starting point is 00:38:11 Nice. We got our ice cream, boys. What else is going down at Gilligan's this summer? What are we got planned? Oh, we got a lot of stuff. Well, since we have the market now, we're going to try to do some events there. Okay. We got a lot of lawn space there.
Starting point is 00:38:22 We invite people to come down. Sure. Check out the restaurant, obviously. Get your ice cream and your burgers. And come on down to the Gilligan's fresh market. Check out the grocery store. We may try to do some cruisins down there. Okay, that's fun.
Starting point is 00:38:32 People love those. Oh, yeah. Yeah, a lot of events. We're still adding customers, you know, for our wholesale side. Sure. Find that around Central New York. Yeah, if you want to order Gilligan's ice ice ice. Look them up. Get them into your spot, man.
Starting point is 00:38:43 If you got a grocery store or a restaurant or something. That's always a treat when you come across the big ice cream sandwiches. Oh, I love it. I love discovering those. And we're local. You know, that's the biggest thing is. We're local. Central New York, you know, we come right from the area.
Starting point is 00:38:55 Gilligan's ice cream. They will have this year's show flavored butterface. It is a cookie butter ice cream with raspberry swirl and Bisk off cookie chunks. 10 out of 10. 11 out of 10, boys. You sure not. Not the surprise five, fifth flavor of Polis. Pickle pickles pickles sausage.
Starting point is 00:39:12 Yeah, you were the Lindberger cheese base? Sherburn's getting real farty. They're getting real farty. We were going to do pickles asparagus. Oh, I don't know what that trend is. That's an old-timer thing. Like, they're at the bar, there's pickled eggs. They pickled sausage.
Starting point is 00:39:29 Spam. Because it keeps. Make a trip. It's one of my favorite road trips of the year. You head down to Sherburn. You get one of the best burgs you're going to have. I love the burger. At Gilligan's.
Starting point is 00:39:39 You're going to get your ice cream. Go see the market. Go see the boys down there. Guys, thank you so much. Thank you, guys. We got our ice cream, baby. Summit Federal Credit Union Tases Syracuse coming up in a couple weeks. They'll be there.
Starting point is 00:39:49 It's K Rock. Serracuse.com's got a photo of just a dude. I think they're doing it in this lake. She seems pretty hot, too. Yeah, good for them, I guess. Good for them. I think there's, I think Syracuse. I'm just posting pornography on the internet now.
Starting point is 00:40:03 Hell yeah, yeah. Good morning, everybody. Yes, we are available wherever you get your favorite podcasts. I know there's issues. Mine on Apple, so is it there? No, I don't know why. I don't know why. Some people are getting Apple podcasts in their app.
Starting point is 00:40:18 It's definitely working on desktop. I don't know why. I'll work on that after the show. Today, again, I apologize, but... I forgive you. We will do our best. If you can't get it on Apple, go to Spotify. We're over there as well.
Starting point is 00:40:32 Type in K Rock, the show. Well, a random poll asked Americans, if you could freeze time, would you do something illegal and what would you do? So if... We haven't heard from sharing a while. Oh, that's okay.
Starting point is 00:40:51 You could freeze time. I don't know. Saved by the bell style. Yeah, that used to be the all day, every day. We used to be like, I wish I could just freeze, to freeze and then freeze. Well, what would you do?
Starting point is 00:41:04 If the answers are the math test. 86% of people said yes, they would do something illegal. Yes. What would you, I mean, I would steal money. I'd steal stuff. Absolutely steal stuff. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:41:12 I would take TVs from Walmart. Yeah, I don't care. Trying to think of places it wouldn't matter, because I'm not going to like go and take all of Gillick's ice cream. No. Not like that, but like, you know, Walmart's getting ransacked, for sure. Target's getting ransacked. What are you stealing from there?
Starting point is 00:41:31 TVs, maybe. I'm thinking about what would I steal. I don't know. I'm hitting up places first where people aren't the best. I'm going to Chick-fil-A on getting all the chicken sandwiches and giving them to homeless people. I am, here comes your girl, by the way, walking back. I would definitely find a place with a lot of money. I'm going to take that money.
Starting point is 00:41:48 Sorry, I found it. It's my money now. Then I'll do what you did. I'm going to game, like video games, computer stuff, TV stuff. I'm stealing that. Go to the bank. Hit up a vault? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:02 But I've always been told, like, from all my crime shows, The banks don't really have that much money in them. Everything is just like on paper now. You might get a few thousand. And how you're getting into the vault. You have to unfreeze, do a little robin first, get the guy that's got the codes or all that crap, and then turn it around.
Starting point is 00:42:19 Memoli says she's doing a little lute and scoot. Just an old lute and scoot. There you go. Let's see. I am absolutely, like, everything, including like animals and people are frozen? Oh, boy. Yeah, why?
Starting point is 00:42:33 We're going to do the animals. Go do. Going to the zoo. You don't want the animals moving around, though? You want them just frozen? No, that tiger eat me so fast. Oh, you could get up to it. I'm hopping into that tiger cage real quick.
Starting point is 00:42:44 Just because you want to pet a tiger. You'll lay on it. Mm-hmm. We'll lay it like a Michael Jackson thriller cover. Okay, that'd be nice. Would me and a big tiger? Oh, get on an elephant? You could probably do that now.
Starting point is 00:42:55 They wouldn't mind that. What would I eat? Would I go to McDonald's? Where would I go eat? I got any meal I want. Go to like, oh, like, like a smoked meat place that they're already all done. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:09 You just have that. Instead of going like a McDonald's, got to kind of make your own or hope that it's being. Which is pretty easy to figure that out. I couldn't, I couldn't just randomly, you know, make a big meal, but I would definitely find some food to eat.
Starting point is 00:43:23 A Burger King maybe. I don't know how to use those broilers. They're always catching on fire. All right. Go to the mall. The comments in this article said, and obviously a lady's locker room. That's not.
Starting point is 00:43:34 Act like I'm not going to look at Jainees. I mean, come on. Non-consensual Jainees, I guess. I'm not going to write a letter same. Sorry, I looked at them. Sorry. Like, hey, you know, you're, oh, hey, I froze time. How are you doing?
Starting point is 00:43:47 Sorry. Sorry. Not creepy if time was frozen. Sorry. The poll noted never paying for groceries again. Oh, so these people think they can do it all the time. So it's like their forever power. The forever power is to.
Starting point is 00:44:03 What is that was Zach's last thing? Why can't I remember? Zach Morris. Yeah. Is that that Zach Morris? Yep. Finger snap. Time freeze.
Starting point is 00:44:10 Yep. Robbing from banks. That's, yeah. People want to touch sharks. Punch it. Can't move. Yeah. No, yeah, wait for like the Brinks guy to leave somewhere.
Starting point is 00:44:24 Mm-hmm. And be like, yoink. Sorry. How could we steal you a house, though? How do we get you a house? Throw the people into, like, a river? Just homicide? Straight up murder.
Starting point is 00:44:34 Mm-hmm. What up? Yeah. How would we get you a house? If we could freeze time. It would have to be a... Oh, man. Yeah, I don't even...
Starting point is 00:44:45 I'm working through it logistically. What would we do? It's a lot of steps. You have to go to a place that's for sale, but through a bank. Yep. Find the paperwork. Yep.
Starting point is 00:44:59 All my name, everything is on it. And then find whatever they use for paid. Then you pay it off. And then it's paid. Yep. And then you own that house. Okay. I like that.
Starting point is 00:45:11 Then I have the deed now, but then I take it wherever and I like shove it somewhere in the bank. So they don't even have to ever worry about it. And that's just your house. Okay. I like that. I like that. John. And a lot of people just said they'd get more sleep.
Starting point is 00:45:24 What? Deb's got a way easier idea. Buy one with stolen the money. Yeah. We just kind of did that, Deb? Yeah, that's a lot easier. I'll just steal a bunch of money and then go to a house. I own this house now.
Starting point is 00:45:33 Here's this money. Yeah. I steal it, and I'll take it back. Grinch style. I'm on a Robin Hood myself. Because a lot of you were saying you'd steal cool cars and stuff, but I'm with, like, if you think through it, and I know this isn't a real situation, but, like, I would need to register this stolen car at some point. It'd be no different than stealing a car now.
Starting point is 00:45:52 Or it would just be for funsies. Like, go rip around during your frozen time. Yeah, I'm doing my errands in frozen time, but in a Lambo. Yeah. And then, you know, just dump the Lambo. Who cares? I mean, the answer is always used. the stolen money, like the stolen money can buy things.
Starting point is 00:46:07 Yes. But then the taxes are going to. Yeah. How nerdy am I that I'm like, well, I did steal all this money while I froze time, but then the IRS is going to come looking for me and. Yep. Yep. I got to be a part of that $1.7 billion slush fund Trump put together so I can be
Starting point is 00:46:23 always defended. There's always be getting new ones, dumping them off. You got your own car for just regular time, but sorry, during frozen time is the only when you get to use your stolen lambos. Ooh, casino. And, like, maybe this is a stoner thought, but if I keep freezing time over and over again, you're never going to advance.
Starting point is 00:46:45 No, I'm going to age, but my family's not. So there's going to witness me getting older and older, like, exponentially. All of a sudden, one week, you're going to be 60 because you frozen. Yeah, I've got freezing their time. And it's only gone for them. It's only been, like, two, three years, but for you, it's been 10. Yeah. Oh, boy.
Starting point is 00:47:04 Sister says Cody should steal a nice sugar mama's heart. He's been trying, sister. He's been trying to lure you here with ice cream and everything. I got ice cream. On Tuesdays, we talked to Cindy Payne from Oliver Payne Greenhouses. Good morning, Cindy. Good morning. Last week we were talking about frost.
Starting point is 00:47:24 Now it's 92 degrees. Yeah, highly unusual. Yeah. So we came down over the weekend. We got our hanging baskets in some. But tunias? What are people shopping for now? Oh, everything. Flowers, vegetables, hanging baskets. It depends if you're an instant gratification person or not.
Starting point is 00:47:45 Yes. I am, so I plant hanging baskets because it's instant gratification. That's a good idea. Yeah. It works very well. The thing you want to remember right now, today's going to be another warm day, everybody. So keep your things watered, keep your baskets watered. Check them if they're dry.
Starting point is 00:48:02 I tell everyone, lift them. it. If it's hanging up, just put your hand under it and give it a good little push. If it's really heavy, it's okay. Don't water it. If it's light, water it. Don't let it close through a really hot day, stressing out being dry all day. Also, we're going to come into some a little bit cooler temperatures after today. Don't panic. It's okay. We're going to get more normal, and that's a good thing. I see in the forecast they're showing a 38 for I think not tomorrow night the next night. Oh, Cindy.
Starting point is 00:48:39 It's not going to freeze. 38 is nothing that we're worried about. So don't worry about covering things up. But the folks in the North Country might want to be watching the temperatures a little closer. But we should be safe now. But always I tell people, watch the forecast. Watch the temperatures, see what we're doing. So you're a little more prepared.
Starting point is 00:48:59 I highly doubt we're going to get a frost at this point. What do we be planting for our vegetables right now? Tomatoes are the most popular thing, tomatoes and peppers. People love them. I would wait maybe a little bit as squashes. Wait another week. They're tender, and if it's a little cool, they don't like it. So squashes, watermelons, things like that, cucumbers.
Starting point is 00:49:24 But tomatoes and peppers are the thing right now, and you can plant them not only in the ground. A lot of people don't know. You can plant containers of vegetables. If you've got a nice big pot, put about three tomato plants in that and stick it up or put a cage over it. You could do peppers the same way. Put a little collection of peppers in a pot. If you can't get down on your knees, which a lot of us can't now, and you can't dig in the dirt or you don't want to dig in the ground, you can do pots of vegetables.
Starting point is 00:49:55 Just make sure you've got more than one plant in there because they need buddies to pollinate. They can't pollinate all by themselves. Good to know. I didn't know that. That's good to know. That's good to know. Oliver Payne Greenhouse's 125 South Granby Road, like Cindy sat right between B-Ville and Fulton.
Starting point is 00:50:11 You come up Route 48, take a left on South Grandby when you see the Paine Greenhouses sign, and you'll see them right up the road there. Boom. That is us. And we're open every day, Monday through Friday, 9 to 6, Saturday and Sunday 9 to 3. Go see Cindy and the crew up there. Thank you so much, Cindy. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:50:28 Have a wonderful day. You too. Cindy Payne. Oliver Payne, Green, Green. houses can't all we can't get on our knees like we used to cody i mean i get it i mean you can't put it oh and for zero human monies so at the summit federal credit union taste of syracuse presented by town friendly markets get your tickets oh you don't need to because they're free boom oh what good he did all the information taste of syracuse dot com
Starting point is 00:51:00 it's texting cody yesterday i finally gave freddie one of those uh cbd treats yep we had people coming over for the oldest birthday cake last night. And you were like, you know, I was like, he's going to be an A-hole because, listen, I probably didn't give him any good training as he was a puppy. I failed him. Probably has a dog. They don't. But at this point, he's 10 years old.
Starting point is 00:51:18 They know what they're doing. He's just going to be an A-hole all the time. He's excitable. He loves being around people. He wants to be pets. He wants to play. He wants to jump up on you. So I was like, all right.
Starting point is 00:51:29 Coco got me some of these weed treats, basically. And I gave Freddie one. and at first I was like, man, is it not working? And then about an hour and a half in, I looked over at the couch and he was just laid out. Like, I'm having a good night. How you guys have a good night? I was going on.
Starting point is 00:51:50 I tried with Elswood when it was those storms a while back. I mean, it seemed to work the littlest bit, but she just cannot deal with thunder. Yeah. Not her jam. Yeah, so I'm a fan. I'm going to use those. I'm not going to dose him because, you know.
Starting point is 00:52:09 But they were just CBD. I only have people come to my house a couple times a year, so I'll just do that. They're fine. And I, uh, and, trust me, uh, I've heard that he can handle bong ribs. Ha, ha, that's what I've heard. They heard that he likes them. Well, the Wheel of Fortune is celebrating America's 250th birthday. Your damn right.
Starting point is 00:52:28 Oh, I like when they do theme week. They're doing two theme weeks. They're doing two theme weeks. Okay. The 250th birthday celebration will kick off next month with two weeks of patriotic programming. Yeah, but it's not. I haven't watched it since Pat left. Oh, no, it's Ryan Sechrist now.
Starting point is 00:52:46 No, I don't think I'll care. No. Oh, didn't Pat Sayjack, he's like a nutball now? Oh, I don't know, is he? I think he went all like super right wing and he's always on like Twitter arguing with people. No idea. I know he was. The Sully of Pat Sajax's name?
Starting point is 00:53:02 I know he was hilarious. He was one of the funniest guys on or guests on Lebitard show when he was on. Was he? He was hilarious. I think old guy brains just do that. They start to deteriorate. Right. They want to tell us, they're putting litter boxes in the school.
Starting point is 00:53:19 All right. Making the cats a game. All right, Pat's Ajax. Ryan Seacrest, Van der Waite, and Coca-Cola will help viewers drink in the spirit, sights, and stories of America through the lens of one of televisions. Most beloved shows. I do love Wheel of Fortune. I love game shows.
Starting point is 00:53:38 You guys know that about me. I love a Wheel of Fortune. I love Jeopardy I'm too dumb for. I don't understand. I can't answer quite. Unless it's Teen Jeopardy, and even then I feel embarrassed. But even then, again, with no Alex from Beck.
Starting point is 00:53:50 Yeah. Yeah. Who is it? Ken Jennings now. Oh, I don't even know. You are right, because even Price is right. One of my all-time favoriteest of favorite game shows. Even Drew Carey, I'm like, I don't want to watch Drew Carey.
Starting point is 00:54:01 Yeah, no, it's harder when it doesn't have the, the guys you made it what it is, really. Yeah. I haven't watched, definitely haven't watched Wheel of Fortune since Pat left, because that was always a good, that was another random summer show that you would randomly just have the TV on at 7.30,
Starting point is 00:54:17 and you're like, oh, yeah, or seven, you're like, oh, yeah, Wheel of Fortune, okay. Wheel of Fortune is stressful in my house because my wife is such, like, a puzzle genius, especially word puzzles, that you'll be sitting on the couch and, like, the first letter would be like, E.
Starting point is 00:54:34 She goes, Trick or treat. I'm like, what? There's one letter. Tick or treat. She always gets them so fast. And I'm like, all right, all right. It's hard playing those games of smart people that and Jeopardy.
Starting point is 00:54:48 Especially, you know what I mean? And I'm so dim that I'm like, it could say tri or treat a all. Trash and travel. Trash or treasure? Trashers and treats One man's trash was another man's treasures Yes Yes
Starting point is 00:55:07 And then she just Nailed it Looks at me and sighs like Oh Thank God the kids got my My brain Thank God Because it's also
Starting point is 00:55:17 That's not fair Playing a teacher In jeopardy No She's really good That too Yeah No you know
Starting point is 00:55:25 She has to leave the room We did it Every year for Every year for our oldest birthday They make a quiz about themselves, so we did a game show last night. But the questions weren't fair because it would be like, what was my favorite grade? Oh, like, I don't know what your favorite grade was.
Starting point is 00:55:44 False. Pueke. Yeah. What's my favorite color? Black. Black. Red. It ended up being red. Black.
Starting point is 00:55:52 Red. But there were some other ones. It was like, so there's, in our house, Pepper is the cat the past. Yep. Piper is the cat we currently have. Freddie is Freddy And one of the questions was Which is my favorite pet?
Starting point is 00:56:07 Piper Pepper Freddy None of the above We're like Is it none of the above Some weird imaginary animal We're not aware of?
Starting point is 00:56:15 No I think it was Pepper Even though Pepper had passed away sadly Yeah I think Pepper was the answer Gotcha But it is fun because you walk into it thinking I'm gonna ace this And then these questions are thrown at you That's not fair
Starting point is 00:56:26 I don't know what What do I secretly dream about it I never told anybody about ever In my entire life What was my biggest fear? I don't know. Should we talk about it? You have to guess.
Starting point is 00:56:36 Wow, that's high praise, Ben. Shout out to my Phoenix Sports Boosters, who, well, Kazanovi was in town last night. I very own Ben Riley says the concession stand in Phoenix was above average. Decent burger and a cold Gatorade 4.1.5 SARS. I like that. That's good rating. Yep.
Starting point is 00:56:57 Ben, you should really make an account where you rate, High school concession stands. Like you're a high school concession stand food critic. That really would have been an awesome thing. I wish I could remember what school had the Little Caesars, but that would have got a high praise for me. Oh yeah, I remember you talking about that. Yeah, wasn't it up like Mexico or something?
Starting point is 00:57:16 It's all become a blur. When you travel that much to go to kids games, you just all the schools look the same. That's the move. You get out of your car, you inevitably go to the wrong door. That's not the door. You've got to go actually to the other door. But the gym is right here.
Starting point is 00:57:28 I know, but that's not. That door's locked You gotta go up Sorry, I'm gonna go around You gotta go around to the front I almost got Little Caesars on accident But I was a nice person
Starting point is 00:57:38 What? Some guy got out of my Out of his car at a DoorDash And had like three Little Seasers pizzas And crazy bread and stuff And I was just out on my balcony And I'm the only one That's ever out of anywhere
Starting point is 00:57:49 Out there So he just stopped Right in front of my building Got out, saw me pointed And I went Hey I don't Just somebody pointed at me And he got out
Starting point is 00:57:58 Walked up to the balcony And he goes, do you want these or do you want me to like send him by the door and take a picture? I just got to take a picture. And I went and I didn't understand. I was like, do you want me to hold him while you take a picture? And he goes, is this your, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, no, no, man, not me. He goes, oh, well, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:58:17 He goes, I saw you out there. No one's ever out of here. So I thought that was you. I almost got myself alone. But then that guy, your neighbor would have got a picture of you holding his three pieces. Hey man, why can I take my pizzas? Huh? What pizza?
Starting point is 00:58:32 I have the photo of you. I don't have them. I'll have them. Why you're eating a slice of pizza. I don't know. No, I found it. This is my pizza. It's crazy how that happens.
Starting point is 00:58:43 That's pretty good. That sucks. Nah, man. You probably give the guy good review, though. Yeah, though. He did really good. Did you tip good, though? Did you tip him well?
Starting point is 00:58:53 He did a good job. Ben Riley's saying Marcellus makes homemade fried dough. Whoa. Wow. I bet there's some places that I really am. I should document it. Next basketball season, I'll start to make... Just to see who's got one.
Starting point is 00:59:07 I'll start to rate concession stands. There's been some good ones. Yep. I haven't had any bad ones. Now, I have, during basketball season, made two separate concession stands meals that I would have loved to have somebody review.
Starting point is 00:59:22 I made a chili for one game. And then I made a mac and cheese for one game. And that's impressive. If I ever went to a game back in the day, and there was out there with chilling. Yeah, I think Byrne. Burn is right. Oneida High School has Little Caesars, he said. Then Oneida High School, pretty clutch.
Starting point is 00:59:39 So, yeah, there you go. Pretty clutch to have a little Caesars right there. That ain't bad at all. Because sometimes the concession stand will get pizzas brought in. Yeah. Sometimes you'll get there and the school boosters will be doing a pulled pork. See, those are lots of options. Burgers hot dogs, you know, they're out there doing it.
Starting point is 00:59:54 That's usually what the norm was at the essence. Burgers and dogs. Those burgers dogs, and we had like the nacho machine. With the cheese. Yeah, you can do that. You guys got some top-notch foods now. Westmoreland football is top-notch, they say. VVS isn't bad.
Starting point is 01:00:10 Look at all these things. Very nice. Yeah, bring your high school concession stand. Obviously, be polite. These are volunteers. They're trying to raise money for the sports program. But, I mean, if it's terrible, call them up by full first, last names. Dox them with an address.
Starting point is 01:00:24 Let's really. Ben Riley says his top five, Marcelus. Skinny Atlas, VVS, Solve and Cas. Salvee. Salvee. Now, what have I eaten in Salve? Cat. Oh, that was right.
Starting point is 01:00:34 That was the back in the day. We all eat cat, salve. Yeah, what's, I don't, I don't frequent salvee nearly as much as I should, knowing that they've got a lot of different options that are all kind of hidden. I'm doing a thing now. They probably like it that way, so I need to see what it's like to pull into Salve so then I can remember the school. When you go over that bridge from the fair, when you're leaving the fair.
Starting point is 01:00:57 Is that the way you come in? Go down that road there. Let me see if I can remember what Salvey High School looks like. Okay, I've been here. I've been here. I can't recall the concessions, but I have been here for a basketball game. Now we're going to have to. I guess I're writing it up.
Starting point is 01:01:12 Pay more attention to it. Yep. Little Cesar's a sponsor for One night of all sports boosters. That's cool. Good for that, man. That's cool. West Jenny has delicious burgers and nachos. See that?
Starting point is 01:01:22 Man, that's where it's at. What was the stand? I'm going to have some kids. Was it manliest? There's a school that we went to for a soccer game that has two big soccer fields. One is like inside of a fenced-in area with bleachers. The other is just kind of off to the right. For others.
Starting point is 01:01:43 So JV played on that one, and then Varsity played on the fenced-in one, and they had a great concession stand. They were doing fresh popcorns. ESM is kind of like that, technically. I would have remembered ESM. I don't, no. Nango is a Chitt Nango maybe? Because I don't remember, so I'd like to be proven wrong.
Starting point is 01:02:01 I don't think ESM has that good of a concession stands. Oh. Probably not. I really don't know. I don't remember. Chitt Nango. Let me see if I'm, let me look at the athletic field of Chitt Nango. Chitt Nango does.
Starting point is 01:02:12 I actually know Chitt Nango does because I've gone there for several things. And the last time was very recent when my uncle was inducted into the, their sports hall of fame. Congratulations. So they actually really do have a good concession stand. Mm-hmm. Like mod sticks and stuff. Oh, if you're doing my sticks, if you're doing fried foods? They've got a friar.
Starting point is 01:02:32 Wow. Yeah. Jinnango's school. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. And Chittanango, you also have to kind of go off into your own thing. So that might be another one that's got the stadium.
Starting point is 01:02:44 They have a stand-alone spot. It was nice. Listen, there's a lot of great concession stands out there. People putting in hard work. Yeah. I love hanging out of high schools. Well, he's broke another one. This guy is, what's his name?
Starting point is 01:02:57 David Rush. He just kind of does world record challenges. Like Guinness World Record things is his gimmick. Are they like easy? Like most peas eaten in a minute. What's the record for that? I just closed that one. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:03:12 I'll find it for you though. What's the world record for most peas eating in a minute? His was most piece. What did you say? What did it see? 108 peas? Because you're individual. You got to go one at a time.
Starting point is 01:03:24 You can't just do a big scoop. Can't do a big scoop. My LCD doesn't like that. No, you got to go one at a time. So he just broke the most toothpicks to break in a minute at 84 toothpicks in one minute. So he's just picking. He did a deal. I'll show you the video.
Starting point is 01:03:43 I don't know if it translates, but I'll show you the video. He lines up 84, he'll probably more, on the edge of a bar and just kind of goes, cup, cup, cup, cup, cup, cup, cup, cup, like down that way a little bit. Oh, that's cheap. Oh, you're calling shenanigans. Here, I'll play it for you. Well, did the Guinness people say it was okay? They gave it to them.
Starting point is 01:03:59 Oh, all right, that's gay. This was supposed to be a family vacation, but somehow he's picking them up. He's picking them up. He's picking them up. He's picking them up. He's going to get to a 15-day Disney cruise in the middle of the Pacific, trying to get to American Samoa, which happens to be the most remote U.S. That's the best Samoa.
Starting point is 01:04:12 It ended up being the cheapest way to get there. But it also meant we had a lot of time at sea, like a lot of time. 15 days. Whoa! 11 of the 15 days at sea. So after a few days, I started thinking, I should probably break a world record. I'd already broken the one-minute cocktail stick record before, so I knew the technique. I knew the pace.
Starting point is 01:04:31 So I set up a table, laid out all the sticks, and it actually turned into a bit of a show. There were passengers watching. I had timers, witnesses. The ship had its own juggler. Even he wanted to help me out. We counted it down. Three, two, one. Go, and I went.
Starting point is 01:04:43 I started snapping as fast as I could, trying to stand rhythm. Stick after stick after stick for the full minute. Like eight to maz out. I'd snapped 84. The previous record was. 58. Whoa. By 26.
Starting point is 01:04:54 After that, we checked every single stick to make sure the brakes were clean. 84-counted. And the wild park is more than a year later. It still hasn't been officially approved. Come on. But we ended up making it to American Samoa. And my family and I have now visited all 63 U.S. national parks. Wow.
Starting point is 01:05:09 America Samoa. 11 days at sea? No thanks. I think I don't have fear of water like Cody is, but I don't need to be out of 11 days. Yeah. Uh-uh. It's two.
Starting point is 01:05:20 You're two out. In the middle of nothing. Because then at the end of it, this is the thing, I got to get my mom on the phone. I got to get my mom on the phone because she's doing a thing now. What? Where's she going? This is a bigger discussion, I think.
Starting point is 01:05:33 Where's she going? No. She's not going out on the ocean forever and ever. No, no, the opposite. The opposite. She's going to the desert for one day. No. I told her last night when she was on her birthday cake.
Starting point is 01:05:45 I go, our family trip this year is going to be to the Pacific Northwest. We want to go see the Redwoods and then go up to Seattle. If I can pay. to grunge music. So she goes, well, I'm going to go too. Not with us. She's like, I'm going to Pacific Northwest. And we go, I go, oh, how are you getting out there?
Starting point is 01:06:01 I'm taking a train. And I go, Mom. You're not taking a train from here to the Pacific Northwest. I can give you the answer if you want to know. Five days. Five days. Well, you know what, though? She's retired.
Starting point is 01:06:19 She lives her best life. She got two new hips. Five. days. She wants to see the sights. She's bringing Bob's coming along. Yep. And I go, Mom. So after all of a sudden done, you get out to the Pacific Northwest. And then
Starting point is 01:06:32 you fly back? I ain't training back. That's what I said. I go, you're going to train all the way back? No. She goes, Josh, it's going to be fine. We'll get one of those sleeper cars. Bob's retired. He's got nothing to time. I'm surprised you are all about this. I don't want to be on a train for that long. It's a train.
Starting point is 01:06:47 You love those dorky things. If it was like, the only way I would do that is if, first of all, that sleeper car is the nicest hotel room you've ever seen. Okay. Like, the sleeper cars I've seen are like the size of this desk. That's just my might be that. As long as I'm not sharing it.
Starting point is 01:07:04 I want to have space. Also, I want to get off every, like, few hours. Oh, like, I don't, they're not making stops? They're making stops, but she's not getting off. Oh, I thought like they'd make stops and you like, you see. No, it's not like that. Because you bought a train ticket. They're not like, all right, go and,
Starting point is 01:07:23 Joy, Chicago for a few hours. No, you're on the train. Like a bus. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Yeah, just what your mother wants.
Starting point is 01:07:33 She wants to do it in every state. She wants to take the train. Oh, Fuzz, Christ, you didn't, I didn't think about that. Oh, boy. Good luck. That's going to meet. He's going to put me in charge of the house again, Fuzz.
Starting point is 01:07:47 If you mow the lawn incorrectly, I didn't think about that, Fuzz. Oh, is it? I'm going to be house sitting for a month. Will it be when you're gone and then I can do it and then I will play pranks? You'll never speak to me again. If you had to be under his thumb for a month, you'd say I just isn't worth it. I just wouldn't answer any of the messages.
Starting point is 01:08:05 This isn't worth it. I would do the things. Make sure the house isn't burnt down. Fawz, I didn't even think about the house sitting again. Pay the oldest. What's that? Cousin Jay. You'll do it.
Starting point is 01:08:14 Oh. Oh, you love your. Cousin Jay. He loves his aunt, Tam. He's going to do it. Perfect. Cousin J verified it. And I'm reading the article here.
Starting point is 01:08:23 here, it is illegal in the state of New York, because everything is, to practice driving on the driving course that you will take the test on. But I'm on the road. Maybe I'm not aware. Are there some places where it's like marked off? Because downtown, you can't tell me to not drive around the most. In Fulton, I took it around the inner streets of Fulton. I don't know how it works, but I'm assuming it's the same.
Starting point is 01:08:52 Like, where do people take their driving tests? I guess I didn't know. Like, I had just, last night I was like, yeah, we're going to go out and maybe see, like, practice the driving tests on the course. And my stepdad's like, you can't do that. I go, what? And he goes, yeah, that's a break in the law. Cousin Jay said, while he was doing his driving test, the instructor had him pull over. He walked up to a car, knocked on the window, and took down their information because he caught them practicing on the route.
Starting point is 01:09:22 Wow. I'm on the road, bro. There's signs over Park Ave. That's so weird. I mean, I guess it. They don't, I can practice for every other thing in life, but I can't practice for that. I mean, I can understand the littlest bit. What benefit would I have by going the route?
Starting point is 01:09:42 Well, I want you. Because I'm knowing the route. That. They want to see how you react. In situations. Instead of knowing every stop sign. Now you know what's going to happen. So you'll know when they say, turn right, and, you know, whatever they're supposed to do.
Starting point is 01:09:57 Right. But who cares? That's a wild rule. It's about being safe on the road. Yeah. Not about whether or not the instructor deems that you are, like, no, man, like, if he can see that you can drive, he can see that you can drive. If you can't, no amount of practice is going to matter if you can't drive. I think you're right. It gives you like the littlest edge, but it's not a huge advantage.
Starting point is 01:10:25 That's what we should be worrying about in the state of New York. That's not the... I learned that last night. I didn't know that. I do remember... Because I wouldn't even know what the course is in Fulton. I wouldn't know what to drive. I don't know where they're going to drive unless I watch a driving instructor do it and just follow behind them.
Starting point is 01:10:40 I, if I remember where I was, like, you know you're driving on the main street in Fulton, like when you get off of 40... Was it 41 right? Is that 41? Yeah, I think you're like you turned by Burger King, right? Isn't that what I remember? I took a right up into the town a little bit. Yeah. And then there was just a guy sitting in front of a street.
Starting point is 01:10:58 I don't even remember what it was. He was just there. And then we got out and we just took a couple laps like through the town of Fulton Rook for like 20 seconds. But there was never like a signer. When I took my motorcycle test there, that's my most recent driving test. That was still 15 years ago. We took a right at Burger King and then we all lined up. like I feel like there's a field or a park or something there.
Starting point is 01:11:23 Okay. And then he would just one by one, he'd be like, all right, go ahead. And on motorcycle, they follow you. They're not on the back of the bike. They would do that over at shopping town. Yeah. On the weekends, they would have all those parking lots over there all opened up. Iron chat's got a good point.
Starting point is 01:11:37 It's probably so you don't have 20 kids practicing while we're trying to do road tests. Is that that as well? I can see both sides. I just didn't know it was illegal. I can see a little, yeah. As long as there, I mean, like, could you imagine? Like, you're not doing. driving test at 7 p.m. if I'm out of 7 p.m.
Starting point is 01:11:53 But just imagine you're doing that and then... No. You, yeah. Stop it. Or you can't... You're no... Nope, sorry. Oh, you're going to take your road test? Guess what? You are not allowed, because I have your information here. You practice it. And now, you go to another town.
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