The Show - WHEEL OF TATTOOS ’25
Episode Date: November 8, 2025It’s back for the 7th year — The Wheel of Tattoos! Lots of great tattoos, surprises & fun on a Frideeee...
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Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.
They are not part of the legitimate business world.
What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find somewhere constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
Oh!
Good morning.
Everybody.
Everybody?
Well, especially you, birthday girl.
Happy birthday, Rose!
28 years old today.
Yeah, that works.
Wow.
Sure, we can say that.
No, 44.
44's cool.
I've been 44 for a while now.
I'm pretty, I'm pretty into it.
I'm not afraid.
I just turned 40.
My bones aren't as brittle.
Oh, no, I'm very weak.
Oh, that's nice.
Thank you.
No, I'm very weak.
You have a long, a long year ahead of you.
I do you have 40.
Guys, it's the wheel of tattoos day.
Now I feel bad for torture and Rosa this whole morning on her birthday.
No.
No, this is going to be a great birthday.
This is going to be a great birthday, Rosa.
I'm coming into it, come.
I'm ready for this.
I see that you got some flowers from Coco, a secret admirer, not so secret.
A birthday.
One of my favorite admirers, thank you.
Oh, I love them.
Do you have like a birthday dinner planned, or what do you do for your birthday?
So, you know, today's just going to be kind of a relaxing.
Taxing day, my friends are taking me.
You go to work?
No?
Awesome.
No, no, no.
It does not matter how old you get.
You take your birthday off, right?
I don't.
No.
You don't take your birthday off?
Well, actually, I do because our vacation week always falls on my birthday.
Okay, okay.
I think I'm on a Sunday.
Oh, nice.
All right.
Well, you'll take it off.
Yeah, you know, I'm going to try not to do any work.
But tomorrow, my friends are taking me to Skinny Atlas for the day.
Oh, you spot it out or you're just doing?
Yeah, we're not going to spot.
We're just going to shop and eat and maybe.
hear some live music.
I'm trying to take a little trip away next weekend, but I don't know what's going on with
the airport.
So that's up in the air.
Don's supposed to be taking me to Miami.
Sorry,
sports fans.
Sorry, sports fans.
All right, Rosa,
well, it is, I don't know how many years we've been doing this.
We always try, but we always forget because let's see, we won't.
Hold on.
I'm first.
So first year, second year, third year, fourth year, fifth year, sixth year, seventh year.
So it'll be seventh year?
Why about me?
You got it last year the same as him.
So you fell into that year.
Yes, that's right.
That's right.
Seventh year here at Timeless Tattoo for our annual Wheel of Tattoo's show, where, yes, every 15 minutes,
Dummds will be spinning for tattoos, Rosa.
Oh, boy.
Let's go through the designs real quick, because I don't know.
Have you analyzed them?
Have you looked at them?
I have.
I have favorites.
Okay, good.
Good.
So these are all on our Facebook page if you want to see them.
K-Rox, CNY.
Of course, tax line is our go-to.
The most overwhelmingly positive response, I think.
think to any post we've ever had.
Really?
There's no...
Yeah, everybody likes all of them.
There's no...
Our usual, like,
well, Josh is stupid tuberculosis long.
Yeah, so let's go through them.
First of all, that's a...
We've been told, it doesn't matter, it doesn't affect the tattoo.
Okay.
This is a raccoon.
It's a raccoon smoking crack.
Right.
In the photo...
As they do.
That you remember here.
That's where we got the reference from.
There was a real raccoon.
Yeah, the crack.
It was a meth pipe, but it just sounds better to call it to crackoon.
So for those of you who are drug enthusiasts, just deal with it.
What I can and can't smoke out of my crackpike.
Could I smoke crack out of a meth pipe?
Can anybody confirm or deny that?
I do all the time.
Okay, so then we could do it.
But that's that we got crackoon right there, raccoon smoke.
It does sound better.
What do you, you know?
We have a lipstick from my late nanny who passed away this year.
I love that.
That's my favorite one.
Yeah, I really like that one.
We have high strangeness, which is Sasquash, getting abducted by a UFO.
I would pay money to just to have this tattoo.
Yeah, it's a great one.
Broken stool.
I have anger issues in the studio.
I have broken several stools in fits of rage.
You don't know this because you haven't been in the building.
Oh, I forgot my vacuum.
But Cody got a gift of a cordless handheld battery-powered vacuum.
A year ago.
A year ago.
Yeah.
When I tell you, okay, if I could rank the people he loves, it's going to go,
mom probably, brother, Elsa, vacuum.
Like, he spends.
I really do love that vacuum.
So much time.
It's always in his hand.
It's very powerful.
If you got a crumb on this table, he's vacuuming it up.
I do.
It's so satisfying him.
It's become a major part of his life.
And I want to emphasize that to people who don't know.
It really is.
We have my tuberculosis black lungs, which if I land on that, going right on my throat right here.
Oh, I, um, that's not authorized.
That's actually not authorized.
That's actually not authorized.
Cody Arthur Leesey is full legal name.
I love your full legal name.
I don't have a reason for it other than it's funny.
and we thought it'd be funny to tattoo his full legal name?
How do you feel about that?
I think it's hilarious.
I think it's the funniest thing ever.
I hope everybody lands on it.
I want everybody to get my full legal name tattoo on them.
What does your mom think about that?
It's hilarious.
She just wants people out there with her son's full.
Yeah, this one, of all the things that I put her through.
This one isn't that bad.
Yeah, I mean, this is down there on that list.
And then our Memorial Oasis tattoo, we saw Oasis at MetLife Stadium and I was on crutches.
It was hell.
but the show is the best shell ever.
So,
that's amazing.
We'll be spinning every 15 minutes.
Of course,
Hambone,
not here this year.
He has retired.
Oh, wow.
And the guys,
Hanbone,
if you're in here,
there's no more space.
If you guys,
and,
if you're in listening to the show right now,
all the guys and gals
are busting on you so hard.
Uh-oh.
Because at this point,
you've already got six of them.
Six or seven.
Six or seven.
Oh, boy.
I'm right.
I can't escape it.
You're going to chicken out.
All right.
Hey, listen,
it's your life.
It's your body.
I'm just saying,
on over here for that.
First spinner will be Kelly at 615.
You'll be our first spin.
You're starting with a lady?
A lovely lady, Kelly.
I don't know if I like that.
You'll see the wheel has a few different options on it.
Obviously, if it lands on tramp stamp, you can pick any tattoo, but it must be a tramp.
Yeah, I like that.
I like the new addition.
And then added this year, that, hey, I had no control over this.
I think Kyle did this.
No.
If it lands on Rosa spins, Rosa will spin on your behalf.
I like that.
Probably throw up.
up from anxiety.
We've got some surprises throughout the morning.
We've got a lot going on.
Come on you guys.
Here at Timeless Tattoo.
Our artists today will be Kyle, Jay, Jim, Tom, and Todd.
They're going to be having a Black Friday sale here, $100 gift certificates for $50.
$10.m.
On Black Friday, so plan on that.
Those go quick, so plan on that.
All right.
It's amazing.
Let's pay some bills.
Let's come back and get our first spin cooking here as soon as possible.
It's the show broadcasting live at Timeless.
In a tattoo in Baldwinville.
Wheel of Tattoos,
2012.
This is K. Rock.
It's the most wonderful show of the year.
You look so angry singing it, though.
That's just my normal face.
Happy Wheel of Tattoos, 2020.
Oh, boy.
Rosa, it's time for our first spin.
Lovely Kelly, come on over.
Grab that microphone.
Wait, this beautiful woman that brought us cookies?
Kelly brought us cookies.
She has asked to spin the wheel.
Is this something?
you wanted to do, Kelly?
Definitely.
I have, but you've had questionable ones
in the past.
Oh, okay.
So I was nervous.
Kelly's smart.
I love all of the ones here.
Just real quick.
People keep saying that.
You realize there's a raccoon with a crafty.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But he's cute.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, he's cute little raccoon.
That is true.
Just tell your Grammy.
Tell your Grammy he's playing the flute.
But I was thinking that earlier.
I'm like, I'm just going to tell her he's playing the kazoo.
But this year, you signed up before you saw the designs.
You hadn't even seen the designs yet.
You just had faith in them.
I had a good feeling.
Oh, okay.
She was going to back right out if she saw the terrible tattoos.
That's okay.
All right.
So I don't want to ask what you want or don't want.
I do want to ask what you do want.
Is there one that you really like Crakoon, maybe?
Yeah.
You like Bickin?
All right.
Honestly, I'd be fine with any of them.
Are they all going on the same part of your body, or do they have different places they might?
Not necessarily.
And do you have a tramp stamp currently?
No.
Would you like one?
No, but I'm fine with it.
All right.
Okay.
Kelly, whenever you're ready, our first spin of the 2025 wheel of tattoos.
Kelly will be getting crazy.
It's really cute.
Now let me write out the gate.
Is there one you didn't want?
Probably the vacuum.
It just doesn't look right.
I don't know if anybody wants that vacuum because it's like.
Good.
You can't have it.
It's my vacuum.
All right, good.
Good.
It's a lot of black.
It's going to be a tough tattoo, I think, to do.
It's my vacuum.
I had one, somebody in the office once asked me if they could use it.
Do you have your vacuum?
I went, oh, I think I left at home, knowing full while where it was, but I wasn't sure that they would use it properly.
You didn't want to share your vacuum?
No.
They're pulling on it like it's theirs.
Act like it's theirs.
Kelly, where's the Krakoon going to go on your body?
Probably somewhere on my leg.
Oh, exciting.
You're very tattooed already, so this isn't a big deal for you.
Kyle, who's going to be tattooing Krakoon?
Tom is going to be doing it.
Yeah, Tom is going to be doing it.
Yeah, Tom.
All right.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Kelly, our first bin.
You can put that mic down and get ready with Tom here.
Go get your tattoo.
As we got our first.
How do you feel about that one, Rosa?
First one out.
I'm okay.
Like, I feel like it happened really quickly.
I'm counting all those roses spins.
Yeah, I hope we get one of those.
It was close.
It was close.
It was close.
My heart stopped.
I'd like to see that happen to you today.
That was exciting.
No, I don't think so.
All morning long, we've got show fam spinning the wheel every 15 minutes for their
lucky tattoo.
I want you to be Nick.
Nick.
Good morning, guys.
How are we doing?
We are fantastic.
How are we, how are you feeling about this today?
Fantastic.
I've watched this for many years.
I'm glad to be finally here.
Oh, we're happy to have you, Nick.
I see that you've got many tattoos on you already.
A couple here and there, yeah.
Is there one that you would hope to land on?
Any of your favorites?
I saw that she landed on Cracoon already.
I kind of wanted that one, but I really hope that I get a rose of spins one.
Oh, Nick.
That would be nice for all of us, Nick.
Don't put that out in the universe, Nick.
For the birthday girl getting a little spin.
Okay, okay, listen.
Okay, maybe.
Nick, I want you to go ahead and spin that wheel,
and we're going to see what you land on, but go ahead.
You got it.
Here we go.
Oh, boy, oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Second spin.
Second spin.
He is getting broken stool.
That's a good one.
You got broken stool.
That's a good one, Nick.
Where are you going to put that?
I think that's going to go right on my side.
Yeah.
That's where I got my tattoo last year.
It's a good thing.
Oh, did you?
I didn't even see.
Where you did last year?
Did we see that?
Do you want to show us again, Rosa?
Okay, we'll do it.
Anyways.
Who's going to tattoo Nick?
Who's up next?
All right.
And that's a very...
Thank you, Nick.
Congratulations.
Love it, Nick.
It's going to look good.
Very memorable stool smashing.
Yes, you've done a bunch.
But the one that got us, you know, that landing down there was the one that's got the
permanent paint stain in the K-Rock studio next to the door.
What he's saying?
It's at the white stool, and I threw it at the carpet.
so hard it embedded white paint into the carpet.
Because the video wouldn't play on the lap.
Yeah.
Some people say I could probably speak to a therapist about that.
No, you know what?
You know who's not going to judge you?
Who?
You girl.
Because I rage out all the time.
I don't rage out on people.
I rage out on things.
Me too.
I'm not going to hurt another human, but I will hurt.
Our closet in our house has never closed the same because I raged out one day and just took
that door off the hinge because I was running late and my pocket caught on the door handle.
You know how like just little things and it is the tipping point?
You're like really?
That had it happened.
I had to take that door right off the hinge.
I hear you.
I hear you.
And you see how both of us, it's examples of those were very serious situations.
I couldn't play a video and your pocket got stuck.
So obviously we both reacted the appropriate level.
Both are making me super furious right now.
If you were to walk into my home office right now, you'd see a little hole on the bottom of the closet door.
I just booted that son of a bitch one day.
And it was something stupid like my kid's homework.
And I couldn't get it and I couldn't figure it out.
Then you feel dumb.
So you just got to walk away and you're raging.
But you've got to kick something.
I got to kick this damn door.
No, I get it.
Yep.
No, I'm with you.
So I'm not going to judge.
Congratulations to Nick.
Getting the broken stool there.
That's a good one.
I'm shocked that so many people want raccoon smoking methamphetamine tattooed on their bodies, but they do.
It's just so.
I think that's what it is.
Tom did a great job with that.
Because, again, later on, whatever you do later in life with it is up to you.
You could very easily turn the crack pipe into anything.
Yeah.
Like if you, when we go to break here, go over to Tom Station because he drew two croons.
That's the one we're going to go with.
Yeah.
But he drew like a grimy or more like punk rock.
Oh, really?
Craycoon, yeah.
I like that.
I like that Kelly's going to tell her Graham Graham that it's a kazoo.
Oh, it's a kazoo.
Zoo for it. No, no, it's a kazoo.
No, he's just playing a trumpet, Nan. Don't worry about it.
It's from a Disney movie. It's a candy apple. He's admiring his candy
apple. He's drinking a soda. He's just having a soda, grandma.
Well, speaking of animals, let's go out to Western New York.
We're an escaped pig went on a rampage yesterday.
Look at that.
Look at that's the grimy.
That's the grimy.
That's the grimy crookoon. Do you guys see that?
He is grimy.
Oh, my God. I really like that.
Look at that. That's grimy crookoon.
That's so funny.
That's like basement punk rock raccoon right there.
Wow.
Right.
Yeah.
He's saying great.
Drinking a nice coffee, grandma.
That ain't nothing.
It's a hot coffee.
No, an escape pig went on a rampage yesterday out in Buffalo, the Buffalo area.
Residents on Victor Place in the Hamlin Park Historic District said their neighborhood
erupted into chaos Wednesday afternoon after a large pig ran through the area.
Did it fall off one of those?
trucks. Now it's meat's not as tender. Forgot exercise.
No, it was someone's pet.
Oh. Someone's in trouble probably that.
How many times did they have to talk to these people before they realized it was actually an animal
and they weren't just describing someone?
You were offending our buffalo.
A large pig ran through here.
Something.
Can I get a person?
Oh, it was an animal.
What does he look like?
Oh, an actual pig.
Okay, sure.
His name was breakfast.
Still is breakfast. It's alive.
Okay, good.
For now.
For now.
For now.
For now.
fence and ran around, breakfast was not the only wayward pig captured in recent weeks,
where I guess, this is the name of the place. I'm not doing a bit. Okay. Oinking acres,
come on, that's it. No. No. Oinking acres seems to be having some fence issue.
I'm going to say, you might want to, maybe if you've got a bunch of animals and maybe we don't have a
fence with like a bottom, they can kind of peek out. The pig, the sanctuary has said breakfast will be
quarantine vaccinated and neutered before the next steps for the animal are determined.
Because it got out.
Because they're taking your extreme measures.
That's it.
You don't know what it got into.
Lopping off your balls.
Sorry, bud.
There's a lot more to this story if he's getting neutered.
Right.
Breakfast got out.
Yep.
Went to a grimy whorehouse, probably got some STDs, and they got to just clean them up.
They got to snip them.
We're done with this.
Wait, read that again.
What do they do again?
The sanctuary said the pig will be quarantined, vaccinated, and neutered.
Before the next steps for the animal are determined.
Are the next steps literally breakfast?
Is that, yeah.
The next steps are solitary confinement.
Yeah.
You hump one stray dog or one random person's dog and all of a sudden I got to lop them off.
That poodle is really messed up.
Well, a woman was attacked.
Someone said that she was attacked, but I can't play audio through here today,
but she did say she was attacked by the loose pig.
Oh.
Oh.
So maybe he's got to go to jail and pig jail for a little.
That's why it's being quarantined.
24 hours for you, pig.
Here at Oinking Acres, we take escape seriously.
You go think about what you did.
I'm concerned if this quote-unquote sanctuary,
like these pigs are fleeing for their lives.
Like at a sanctuary, it's supposed to be like happy.
Yeah, right.
And you're getting fed.
Got to get out of here, man.
What is this?
But also they're just, they're dumb pigs.
Like, they probably don't know.
I guess.
I thought pigs were smart.
Oh, they, I think they're like three-year-old smart.
That's what's.
We both had three-year-olds.
Wouldn't they try to escape?
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, they want to get out of there.
They don't know what's going on.
No.
They're not dangerous out there.
You know what?
When you break it down like that, you're right.
They're climbing out of cribs or running out of the traffic.
Yes.
Well, now breakfast is going to be dangerous on a little plate with some eggs and a little bagel.
Our last year at this time was 10-2 locations, bud.
I didn't even think of that.
Kyle built a whole new spot down there on five mechanic street.
They're going to be moving there in a couple of weeks.
It's beautiful too.
For next year's wheel tattoo shows, it'll be a whole new backdrop.
Wow.
This is the OG spot.
The OG spot was over there.
That's right.
When Kyle opened up in the smaller spot and then he moved over here.
Gotcha, gotcha.
And then he's moving to his own building right down the road.
I mean, I'm going to have to mark my corner the way I do here.
He's going to go pee on it.
John, come on back.
Is donkey out there?
You guys don't have a pee corner here?
No, you have to establish dominance.
I'm sure you can do it after they move.
well, their stuff out.
What up, man, thank you for doing this.
Oh, I didn't even see the cowboy shirt.
Nice.
Nice.
All right, cowboys.
Grab that mic right there.
It's John, right?
Not donkey.
I can call it.
I mean, donkey is your screen name here.
It's fine.
Wow, it's messed up.
All right, John.
Do we have any other tattoos?
Yeah.
How many?
Six.
Three.
Three.
All right.
So this isn't really a big deal because you've got a few tattoos, but this is a stupid tattoo, right?
They're all stupid.
They're all good.
Good, John.
That's the way to look at it.
Yes.
Is there one that you really like?
Oh, boy.
That's upsetting.
Oh.
Hates them all.
Hates them all evenly.
We're going into this.
I'm indifferent.
You're indifferent.
Okay.
Oh, you know what?
You know what?
That sounds like a perfect opportunity for a lot.
Nope.
Or it to land on roses spins.
Yep.
That'll be great.
John, are you excited to do this?
Is this something you wanted to do for a while or just kind of a, all right, good.
You're nervous and all?
When's the last time you were tattooed?
16 years ago.
16 years ago, so it's about a little bit since you've had a tattoo.
Wow, that's a long time.
Do you have a spot on your body you're going to put it, or are they all kind of different?
They're in different spots.
They're in different spots.
Well, John, let's not waste you more time.
Please go ahead and spin the wheel.
Here we go.
John is spinning the wheel.
I just got nervous.
Don't.
Rosa, please.
Approach the wheel for John here.
Oh, what a day.
He has landed on Rosa spins.
And now you, Rosa, get to decide his fate.
Great addition.
I do.
I love it.
I love it.
I love this so much.
Nice.
She landed on the Bigfoot Alien, the high strangeness tattoo, the tattoo that I want.
Wow.
Look at you, Rosa.
That was good.
John.
Who's going to be tattooing John?
Kyle.
You get Kyle, bud.
All right, go up with that mic down, John.
Thank you so much.
Mike Hans are shaking.
Really?
That was it?
That's intense.
That's intense.
You did a good one, though.
Someone's fate.
You just got him a really cool tattoo.
I hate that you guys.
I didn't even see that it was so close to my full legal name.
I didn't even do it.
That was, that was your boy, Kyle.
That's not us.
I didn't do that.
I love Rosa spins.
I stood up there and.
Literally, it's all the same odds, whether you.
You spin it or they spin it.
It's just a person's hand doing the spin.
No, it's my fault now.
No, but you got it good one.
I know, thank God.
You got this time until it happens again.
And that is true.
What?
I did.
I had the vibe where I looked over there a little while ago and went,
next person's getting the alien tattoo.
You did say it.
Good job.
And then right as he spun, I said, uh-oh.
I just got a bad feeling.
Uh-oh.
Like I knew it was going to be.
All right.
All right.
Now this is the kind of, this is the rose I miss from wheel of tattoos.
She came in all.
No, I'm not even.
I'm not even allergic.
Now she's out of breath.
All right, John is getting high strangeness,
which is the UFO abducting a stone Sasquatch.
He's getting that tattooed.
Of course, we've already spun.
We have Kelly getting the crookoon.
We have Nick getting the broken stool.
We have John is getting high strangeness.
And at the top of the hour, we will spin again.
Let's do it.
To design the Lexus ES, all we had to do was listen.
Your ears.
said exactly where to put the speakers.
Your eyes told us where to put the available head-up display.
Hey, Lexus, find me an alternate route.
Even your right foot helped out.
It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque.
Turns out, you had a lot to tell us.
We certainly heard you.
The Lexus ES, not just for you, by you.
See Burdick Lexus and Cicero.
Good morning, everybody.
Happy Wheel of Tattoos, 2025.
Are you playing bumper chairs with me?
Nice.
No, I got a little hole right here.
Listen, all.
I like it because everyone's in a while.
I just slide a little.
Let me let everybody know what's going on here.
If you're just tuning in, first of all, lovely roses here, happy birthday, Rosa.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And I can think of any better place to spend your birthday than at the wheel of tattoo show here.
Making you spin with these two idiots here.
All right.
Now, let me run down where we are.
We are at Timeless Tattoo in Baldensville for our annual tattoo show.
seventh, right?
Seventh annual.
Seventh annual.
Seventh annual.
This is our...
Six or seven?
Sixth seven.
This is our last year at this location.
They're moving to five mechanics street, just literally right around the corner here, not far.
So this is our farewell show from this location.
We thank the artists that are working today.
Kyle, J. Jim, Tom, and Todd are all tattooing today.
Our first spin was Kelly.
She got the crookoon.
Yes.
It's looking very good.
Tom doing a great job with that.
We had Nick Spinn. He got the stool, the broken stool. That's coming along. Very nice.
I love that.
We had John. We have John Spun, and he got the high strangeness, which might be my favorite tattoo on the wheel this year.
He's getting it right here on his forearm. I'm sure Kyle's going to do great colors with that.
Although I think it would be funny if you get the broken stool and then next to it, you put Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl champions,
and then you put the year and the broken stool. And then every year you can cross it out.
and put the next one.
And just say, yeah, I broke the stool.
Yeah, it'll be a while.
Yeah, it'll be a while.
It'd be funny.
Where's Travis?
Travis, are you out there?
Come on back.
Oh, what's spin again?
Let's spin again.
You might know him as pink in the chat.
I was going to say, who is Travis?
Pink is going to come on back.
I know.
I know.
I got to let people.
I don't want to use their governing.
Right there.
Grab that mic, bud.
Hi.
Awesome.
Now, this is exciting because this is our first of two.
Yeah.
Couples, Rosa.
Yeah, couples.
So Travis,
It's going to spin seven.
His girlfriend is going to spin at 7.15.
Coming up later today, we have Ken and his wife, Amy, who will be spinning.
They're going to spin for each other.
But let's start here with Travis.
Isn't that cool?
Oh.
You have tattoos, right, bud?
Now, you are a black guy, so you have to probably get some black on gray usually?
Usually, I mean, some color will stay.
Okay.
Do you have any that you really like up here, Travis?
I like the high strangeness.
I wouldn't mind the Cody Arthur Leesie
Oh, where would you get Cody Arthur Leesie?
Whole legal name?
Man, I don't know, man.
Right over.
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
Right over the...
I'm not sure I can authorize that.
All right.
All right.
Well, Travis, listen, I'm not going to stall any longer
because this is exciting for all of us.
I love it.
Whenever you are ready, go ahead and spin the wheel of tattoos.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Give me it.
I'll get the vacuum.
Travis is going to be getting Cody's
Where do you think you're going to put that?
Oh, man, I don't know.
Find a spot on my calf.
On your calf.
Dude, congratulations.
And what is your girlfriend's name?
That is Jess.
Jess.
You're just been here in a few minutes, all right?
So hang tight, Travis.
You can put that down.
Awesome.
We will get you tattooed here with somebody.
I don't know who's left.
Is it?
Nice.
I wish I brought my vacuum.
Are you thinking about it?
Do you miss it?
Well, it's all the way back in the studio.
I know.
You can't even have to go back and get it.
Are you upset?
Which I have done.
He's gone back to work.
He doesn't have your real vacuum.
No, no, no.
But I have stopped back.
Like, after I've gone to get outside, I've been like, let me just pop back in real quick.
Let me just pull up out front.
Why don't you get an at-home vacuum and a work vacuum?
I probably should.
They're not that expensive.
No, no.
Well, I mean, they're not, they're not, but they kind of are considering, you know, little hand vacuums.
Because I've gotten, I've gotten one that you just plug into your car that's not cordless.
Not the same.
Not the same.
It's not the same.
It doesn't have the same oom, the same power to it.
I don't love it as well.
Have you personalized your vacuum and put some stickers on that thing?
No.
No, I haven't.
I probably should.
I just saying.
I give it baths and such.
You give it?
You got clean it.
What?
You can take it apart and then.
No, I get it.
It's just.
Well, I clean.
I like to watch the filter.
We're just getting to it like a, what was that movie where the, he found love
of the robot?
The AI thing was, walking Phoenix.
I just don't want to start seeing you post like photo.
with it and stuff.
Well, it's a boy, so it doesn't make.
Okay, all right.
Does it have a name?
Sucky.
No, whatever it's that.
What is Limpis or whatever?
It says something on the brand or whatever.
Okay, okay.
Going apple picking with lupus.
Photo.
Photo.
It's a lupus.
Going apple picking with a little lupus.
The worst name ever.
Travis is getting the vacuum, but.
Oh, did you guys spill that?
No worries.
Let me just go grab lupus.
Don't forget, K. Rock is taking a bustle of,
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Dare I say,
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I don't want to.
I don't want to because screw them both.
The Cowboys will be in the Super Bowl for sure.
Oh, no.
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Lovely, Jess, please.
Come on up here and step to this microphone.
Did you guys notice how cute their shirts were?
They're wearing couple shirts.
Oh, they are.
What was Travis's?
I know.
I did notice.
All right.
I get it.
Grab that mic there, Jess.
Jess's shirt is a tootsie roll pop.
Travis's shirt says, I know how many licks it takes.
I don't get it.
Can you, I'll split it to you after we're off.
No, right in the second.
All right.
Hi, Jess.
How are you?
Nice to meet.
We met you at the fair this year, right?
You did.
Yes.
Now.
And actually, backstory.
The first time we ever hung out.
Hold that mic nice and close.
The first time we ever hung out was at lock one.
Okay.
When you guys were doing your whiskey Wednesday.
Oh, see.
Oh, look at it.
Wow.
What worked out real well.
We make people fall in love, Rosa.
You understand the power of this show?
It's powerful.
People coming together because of this show.
Right.
Never forget it.
Jess, I do got to say.
Never forget it.
Travis kind of volunteered you for this.
He messaged us and said, my girlfriend will do the wheel of tattoos.
Are you fine?
It was okay.
No, no, I was good with it.
You want to do this.
I see a couple tattoos, so you have a couple.
I do.
Oh, okay.
And I already have one of those.
You have a trams stamp?
I already do.
Can you share it with the class?
Let me see.
Because we'll have to put it above it a little.
All right.
Whoa.
Okay.
Nice.
All right.
Listen, Jess, you, your tattoos are very, like, I don't know how to say this.
They're fine line.
They're very feminine.
I'm going to feel bad if you get a stupid black lung or a crocoon.
Well, guess you should have thought of that.
Don't feel bad.
He showed me what they were.
Before, too.
Okay.
How do you feel about your boyfriend getting a vacuum tattooed on him right now?
Well, as long as he uses one at home, you're all right.
He's good at that.
Yeah.
I asked him about what the vacuum was, so I do know the story of the vacuum.
Okay, good.
Maybe I welded on him this morning.
All right.
Jess, I am ready.
Is there one that you really like?
Don't take the wrong way, but the one I don't want is your name.
No, I understand why.
I just think it'd be hilarious.
It would be, and I would still do it.
We have to start making up for it now because I wanted every single person to land on my name.
And nobody has?
No, we haven't yet, so you might have just jinxed that.
Todd, are you doing the next one?
Todd is our artist.
He doesn't want me to get his name either.
He doesn't.
Okay, let's get it.
Go ahead.
Whenever you're ready, Jess is spinning the wheel of tattoos here on K-Rock.
That's a good spin.
It's going.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Oh.
Nice.
That's a good.
He wanted to do high strangeness?
Hell yeah.
Oh,
you wore a Sasquatch.
It's on its head.
Are you happy with that, Jess?
Yeah.
Where are you going to put it?
Do you know?
On your thigh.
Very nice.
Wow.
Thigh meat.
Very nice.
All right.
That's two high strangeness, guys.
John's getting one done right now, too.
How do you feel, Rosa?
I don't know.
Why?
Why you worked up?
I don't know.
I'm just like, I'm anxious.
I just, she said she was willing, but my brain tells me she's in danger.
I don't think.
She's in danger.
I think she's having a good time.
I think she's having a good time.
That's exciting.
Jess gets to get high strangers.
My intrusive thoughts wanted to jump up and knock the whole wheel over.
Think about.
And let her run for the door.
Take Jess out of the equation.
Todd really wanted to do that tattoo.
So he gets to do something that brings him joy today.
All right.
Something for them.
Does anything bring Todd joy?
I think Todd is a very happy man.
It's hard to see smiles on his face, but he is a very happy man.
Well, there's a debate online right now about.
what is the old person habit you have?
All of them.
I have all of them.
You do?
All of them.
Bro.
I'll say whatever this list is.
I'm reading this list.
I would love to think like I don't have and I'm sure that I don't.
Oh, no, no.
I am a very old man.
I'm 44 today, so I got to have at least half these.
Josh has got some that aren't even, definitely aren't even on that list.
Oh, I'm sure.
I'm sure.
For example, if you're not going out for the rest of the night, you're changing
to comfy clothes and you're locked in.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, sure.
Yeah.
That doesn't make us old.
It's just common sense.
Even if I'm not fully locked in, even if there's a chance I might have to go out somewhere,
I'm still like when I get home, no, this is all coming off.
Okay.
Yeah.
The second, like, the second I wake up, Rosa, I start to get excited about coming home and taking off my daytime clothes and putting on my afternoon evening clothes.
Your afternoon evening clothes.
Is that kind of like the equivalent of like a woman like she just wants to take her bra?
It's got to be the best.
That's got to be the same.
same feeling.
All right, fine.
I love it.
I can get home, take off these stupid shoes.
Oh my God.
Put on the biggest, lowiest pants.
No, you need all the room.
Oh, I'm living it.
All right.
So that one was, I feel like that one was kind of, you know, give me another example.
This one says, say nice things to strangers, compliments.
No, no, no, no.
Actually, stop doing that.
Oh.
No, I don't.
Because all that is is like old dudes and wagons to be like, smile.
That's what I was going to say.
You look so much pretty or if you're just smiling, sweetheart.
Oh, like that.
Yeah, like that.
Can I ask you if I did something bad last weekend?
Oh, no.
What?
Uh-oh.
Because I'm really making an effort to not just be a, just a curmudgeony bitch all the time.
Okay, okay.
Are you, though?
No, I'm not.
I'm just kidding.
I'm mad about not being mad.
He's planning.
He's planning, yes.
My wife and I went to the movies.
My wife.
And there was a group of, like, younger.
And this sounds creepy, but they were younger women coming in.
But it was the day after Halloween.
And this woman, she wasn't a kid, she was like in her 20s, obviously,
had like a cool costume thing on.
And I said, I like your vibe.
Oh, that's cool.
She said, thank you.
That's okay.
That's okay.
It's totally okay.
Because my brain was like, you can compliment a person.
And I was like, you should.
And then I did.
But I do see your point now where it's like, why don't you smile more, honey?
Yeah.
No.
Or like, you know, if this is what old people do, I can guarantee you it's not just saying a nice thing to strange.
They're just talking to strangers.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah.
Okay.
All I can picture of that one is over the same.
summer we had to watch poor boss lady deal with a group of boomer guys at the nationals that were
doing the having to do like every second he had to make sure he was like touching her and do
like oh no no no no like where's your husband he should be telling me what this one's more of a
rose a question cody and i i mean we don't travel that much i'll travel once a day but i'm going to
ask you this this old person a habit says always opt for the first flight of the day 545 i'm taking
it oh i would even if i will i oh we heard some feedback so i i i
actually avoid morning flying, even though it is the smarter thing to do.
Like, I think I'm old enough now where I'm like, I don't want to get up that early.
Oh.
Like, I'll pay more to leave at 11 a.m.
How about that?
Okay, to sleep in.
No one I travel with agrees with me, though.
It has to be what this career, and I think Cody is to say, excuse me, the Cody is the same, is that I want to get my things done as early as possible in a day.
Okay.
If I can get up at four in the morning and just get done when I got to get done, I'm,
thrilled. Because then I got like
the mediest best part of the day
wide open. I love it. I love it.
Same Zies. All right. I don't
go away. I can't do this because of this job
but they say get rid of social media apps.
At the best they're just killing your time.
They're poisoning your head. Old people
habits. Oh, I don't know. I feel like
old people are like even more
toxic. But that's what I mean. That's
makes sense for old people to get rid of them because
yes, the way that we talked about how
certain people will believe anything
they see, any AI that's
on there any information as long as it's on the internet that yes old people yes that is a good habit
delete them because they can't establish what they can't yeah they have no sense of the reality this is
these this is just a quick like bullet point ones that i think our generation has taken back from old
people oh especially my wife and people in their 40s and 30s things like crosswords puzzles oh yeah
enjoying a cup of coffee sitting there i've these are all things that my generation our generation does
Yeah.
Because we're so fast-paced that any time we get to go and just sit down for a second.
Yeah.
Let me just sit for a minute, please.
And do nothing.
He got an elephant instead.
Oh, let me get the tattoo.
All right, Nick.
That elephant is really cool, though.
Nick, it looks great.
Hold on.
Let me get a picture here, bud.
That is awesome.
Mm-hmm.
I like your thigh meat.
Nice thigh.
Nick, Nick is done.
That's awesome.
Get on that mic.
How do we feel?
Fantastic.
Happy with your choice?
Absolutely.
Happy happy with any of the choices.
Yeah, dude, that's a good looking tool.
A stool.
All right.
Jim did a great job with that.
Good job, bud.
That looks awesome.
Thanks, Nick.
Congratulations, man.
Great to me.
Oh, that's awesome.
Thanks for spinning the wheel this year.
Thanks for being here.
Thanks for me so much.
Appreciate it, man.
Kelly is done.
Oh, good job, Kelly.
Kelly.
Grab that microphone right there real quick.
How'd you do, Kelly?
Pretty good.
I almost fell asleep.
Did you?
She was very relaxed.
How are we feeling about having a crackoon?
Really good.
It looks really cute.
It's really cute.
It's so cool.
I will post all the photos at the end of today's
So don't worry, you'll see them all.
Well, thank you for doing this, Kelly.
Yeah, thank you so much.
Thank you for the cookies.
Thank you.
Have a good one.
Thank you, Kelly, everybody.
Kelly.
Thank you.
I'm right.
I loved it.
First spin.
Wrapping it up.
She's going to tell her gram-gram.
Come on back.
Come on back.
The raccoon's got a hot cup of coffee.
Now Kay's nervous.
I'm getting a lot of nervous vibes off of Kay.
Grab this mic right here.
But she's got so many tattoos.
I know.
Kay, grab this mic.
Yeah, but all of them, she picked her.
stickers in chat, really.
And anybody who's got a neck tattoo
I can't feel too bad about it because you've made
the ultimate decision.
Right. I mean... You have a neck tattoo.
But this is commitment to what
I wanted. This is commitment to
what you are choosing.
So, right.
Sure, I see the point there.
You're a little nervous? You said you're going to
throw up? All right. Maybe.
Have you wanted to do
this before? Yeah, I've been wanting to do
this since, like, you guys first did it.
And then...
And then dreams do come true, don't they?
I mean, six, seven years later.
Six years later.
All right.
That's it.
She's fine.
Rosa, I can tell.
Rosa's really good at picking up
on other people's vibes.
And you're feeling the anxiety here,
so that's making you anxious.
I'm sorry, Rosa.
I'll be a birthday.
That's what we want on this show.
This show exists.
That's what they want.
These are what wins the awards.
This is what wins the awards.
All right.
I'm not going to ask you what you don't want.
Okay.
Is there anything you like?
I honestly,
either really want the high strangeness or I really want the nanny.
Yeah, the lipstick is beautiful.
I do you want the nanny man.
Little lipstick.
All right.
Do you have a spot you're going to put them or it depends on what it lands on?
I do have a spot.
Where is it?
It's going to be right on the thigh.
All right.
All right.
So we got thigh meat.
We're going to get a lot of thigh made out today.
I'm excited.
Here we go.
Let's do it.
Let's just get it out with Band-Aid.
Spin it.
Okay, spin in the wheel.
What will be her fate?
She's not looking.
She's not looking.
Okay.
Hey.
Oh, that's tuberculosis.
You got tuberculosis.
I'm fine with that.
You're fine with it.
I'm fine with it.
It was close to the high strangeness.
It was.
It's close to my name, you lucky sons of bitches.
Okay.
Now, let me ask you, is there any you really didn't want to land on?
The vacuum.
Yeah, the vacuum is a tricky one.
You love the vacuum.
My vacuum doesn't suck.
It looks like a pregnancy test.
It does.
Somebody said that.
It looks like a pregnancy test.
Travis is getting it right now, wherever Travis is.
He's getting available.
I love it.
I love it.
Travis,
we'll give you 50 bucks
if you have him right pregnant in the little window.
Travis,
yours is my favorite.
Who's getting K?
Who's gonna get,
we'll figure out who's getting K.
I think Jim is available right now.
Kay,
I think the lung is actually,
I think it's like cool for your vibe.
Yeah,
but it's cool,
yeah,
because you could always add to it
and make it like a,
like a,
like a,
like a bobblehead of your face.
Yeah.
Or it's just metal.
Pretend like,
yeah,
this is metal.
I have black lungs.
Yeah, man.
All right.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Figure it out.
Deep breath.
We did it.
Yeah, it is.
Now we just got to get tattooed and have it on the body for the rest of our lives.
She's got a thousand of them.
Thank you, Kay.
Yeah.
You can put that mic down.
Thank you, Kay.
Thank you.
I did it.
I think we've had enough.
I don't think so.
No.
I don't think we've had enough at all.
We've had enough.
Although, I don't think we've had enough at all.
Although it is shaping up for someone to get my name.
Well, the next spin is me.
So, well, yeah, I forgot.
What?
Now and then later.
We shifted things around because I realized.
I forgot.
I realized.
I can handle this.
When we would wait to the end of the show, the designs would have been moved around.
Okay.
Maybe people had gone to work.
They weren't listening.
They're like, I never catch your spin.
Oh, okay.
So I said, all right, I won't get tattooed till nine, but I'm just going to spin at 745.
So we know what it is.
Yes.
And honestly, now that we're doing this, I can admit that I always liked that we went last because it
low-key somehow allowed me to get like the really good ones because a bunch kind of got
moved off. The bad ones have been filtered off. Yeah. So I lucked out. I got, you know, potato
tots and, you know, myself. Okay. So I liked it. So this, this throws a little wrench into
things. Like a weird. Oh, I don't know. Oh, we got a lot more left for you. I don't worry.
I think I need a break. Don't worry about that.
Poor K.
We want to thank Kyle, J, Jim, Tom, and Todd for tattoo.
Chewing today, it is a timeless tattoo.
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Speaking of Black Friday, Campbell's has released their annual Thanksgiving sides poll.
What's your favorite Thanksgiving sides?
It's not mashed potatoes.
You think it was?
Not mashed potatoes.
It depends.
I mean, I like the cranberry sauce.
Oh, I do love a good cranberry.
I'm the only one.
I can give you the top five.
In my family.
So what, okay, what your, go down, your number one's cranberry.
I'm going to go to cranberry.
You're number one?
I don't go cranberry.
Wow, I do like cranberry sauce, but I like, I like green beans.
Green beans, okay.
The casserole thing or just green beans?
I like both.
Oh, six, I don't like the pot of green.
Oh, okay, you like the pot of green beans.
I like mashed potatoes.
I could eat a 10-pound.
I mean, mashed potatoes.
I was going to say I'm trying to think of what I have in my cupboards year-round,
but I mean, I have taters year-round, but I have cranberry sauce.
I use that on a bunch of stuff.
Number five?
Dressins and sauces.
Green bean casserole.
Okay.
All right.
With those weird onion things.
Number four.
Mac and cheese.
Always a sleeper.
People brag about it.
We don't do mac and cheese in my family at Thanksgiving.
They do a bunch of combo, like pasta salads and stuff.
Oh, okay.
But all right.
Number three, sweet potatoes.
Ooh, yeah.
Gross.
No way.
You're not a yam fella.
You're not a yam man?
What?
I don't like a marshmallow man.
No?
I don't like anything to do with sweet potatoes.
I don't like their color.
I don't like their tone.
I don't like their tone.
I don't like.
I like how they look at me.
I don't like their face or stupid.
I don't like them.
I don't like when you go to a restaurant and they're like sweet potato fries and I'm like,
what are we talking about?
Shut of your sweet potato fries.
That's what you're serving me with this burger?
Get out of here.
Get out of it.
I like them, but I don't want the marshmallows on them.
The marshmallows after you cook them are weird and slippery and I don't like that type of.
Yeah, I don't want, I don't need a marshmallow.
I do like them when they're like sweet and have the like the syrup underneath them type deal.
Number two.
Hot take them.
mashed potatoes.
Okay.
Number one.
Stuffing?
Stuffing is number one.
Now, I'm throwing a middle finger up.
You don't like stuffing?
Oh, I don't need that.
Do you, even though it's a lot of things touching?
No, I do.
And I like it even more ever since, again, extra.
I like to take them in a ball with a little bit of extra breadcrumbs or something.
And then you'd huck them in a little thing with some oil and fry and make little stuffing balls.
Yeah, that is pretty extra.
That is pretty extra.
Speaking of oil, I attempted taikitos yesterday, Rosa.
How many takitos yesterday?
You did.
Yes.
You made taikitos?
Yes, I did.
That is the, because it was the first time I've ever made taikitos.
That's really strange.
You did it?
No.
Okay.
We're learning that.
That is the most random thing.
That is very random.
You both made tachitos.
How do you make them?
Because I failed big time.
No, I liked yours.
Those looked good.
I would eat those.
I don't know.
Am I going to get dragged if I tell you?
Mine are not authentic in the sense of like I'm not deep frying them or anything.
Oh, what do you do?
But I, so in the crock pot, I put chicken brass with a can of salsa and some
chicken broth and I let that cook for like four hours.
The chicken just falls apart, but it has that salsa you taste.
Same.
And then I put the chicken with some Monterey jack cheese and I roll them very tightly,
cover them in oil and bake them, and I just keep turning them.
And they crisp right up, but they're not like fried.
No, no, yes.
It's oil and it's frying.
Yeah.
No.
I love it.
We just had a lot of shredded chicken left and he always makes teakitos and I'm like,
I should try to make some.
And I rolled them up and then I tried to fry him.
and they started to like balloon.
Like, you know, a tortilla started to, like, balloon.
You just got to do it real fast.
Yeah.
And you have to do, I do the thing where I use my fingers with the oil.
Okay.
Like, he touches hot oil.
Yeah, the tips my fingers.
After like, like, a quick second, you don't feel it anymore.
So you can easily, like, flip them and roll them around and stuff.
Don has absolutely no temperature sensitivity in his hands from cooking so long.
I don't know how to keep them rolled.
Like, the last one I put a tooth pick in because I was like, it just keeps them unrolled.
But it's that hard.
You got to, like, quick, pull.
Put them in and like once you set it in with like the rolled part down,
just kind of just push it for a second.
You gotta press it down.
All Sarah and chat with a good point.
If I made them earlier,
I could like put them in the freezer and freeze them and then deep fry them.
That's good idea.
Probably hold them in their shape.
The air fryer works too,
but you just can't keep doing what you do that easy of nice and rolling on
and make sure they're nice and crispy.
You just got a kind of eyeball and go,
no,
that's just the weirdest thing that I made those yesterday.
That is a good.
It is.
Because I've never made them before my life.
That is the weirdest thing.
I make them all the time.
Kelly has the crack.
No, Nick has a broken stool.
John is finishing up high strangeness over there.
Travis getting a vacuum from Jay right now.
Jess, also getting high strangeness with Todd.
Kay is getting black lungs.
Black lungs.
In the other side of these spots, your boy will spin the way.
Hot tattoos and learn my fate.
Keep it locked.
It's K Rock.
Because we always wait to the end for us to spin.
Josh, come on out here, Josh.
Hi, that's me.
Oh, gosh.
I've changed it up this year, and I think we'll keep doing it going forward,
is we're going to do our spins kind of in the middle here.
So people can catch it.
I don't know why you're looking at me.
I'm not spinning.
Unless it lands on roses spin, then you are.
I will be honest that I have been awake since about 2 a.m.
Oh, my God.
Because I think I've been having anxiety about this, but I'm not feeling anxious.
Okay.
I think it's just the unknown.
So I think I'll feel relieved once it's done and I can just know what I'm getting.
Okay.
I closed my window about 2 a.m.
Did you really?
It was cold.
I had that anxious.
Oh, let me get a picture of it.
Oh my God, that is the coolest thing ever.
I'm sorry, that's epic.
That...
Did you take one before the wrap?
Just send me the one that you took before you.
That's absolutely beautiful.
That's so beautiful.
The high strangeness tattoo is gorgeous.
Oh, wow.
All right, guys.
Should I just do this here?
I'm a little jealous.
I like that tattoo.
That's what I want.
That's what I want.
Good to see you, man.
Thank you for doing.
Congratulations.
That's great, man.
Thanks, man.
We'll talk to you later.
Cody, take over to Lee here for me.
Oh, boy.
Josh, go ahead and grab that microphone for me.
if you will.
All right.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know.
I'll just feel better when it's done.
He's mentioned a couple times that he knows where he's going to put a couple of them.
And then he was going to say where he was going to put my name and then he didn't because he doesn't want to put too many things out into the atmosphere.
Yeah.
I'm blocking.
I'm blocking.
Okay.
Oh, you're okay.
No, no.
Okay.
I'm trying to get out of the entire show.
I'm just going to.
She's slowly sliding out the door.
Don't freak out.
It's my year.
I know the rules.
Yep.
Yep.
I'll deal with whatever it is.
You know where you're going to put them right when you get them.
Is there anyone that you don't necessarily want?
I don't want your name.
Oh, ho.
But that's what it's going to land.
So that's why I have a plan for it that I haven't said out loud.
All right?
It's going to be my name.
I can't wait.
Go ahead and I just grab that wheel.
Oh, my gosh.
She just spins it.
Here he goes.
Here he goes.
It's like I'm in a dream state right now.
Come on.
Where are we?
Yes, please, please, no.
No.
Oh, he gets my stupid ass way.
Thank you.
Oh, my vacuum sucks.
This wheel sucks.
I literally thought it was going to stay on, Rosa.
I don't even care that you're getting the vacuum.
I didn't have to say.
This wheel never gives me anything good.
Here's what you could do.
Here's what you could do.
Here's what you could do.
What?
After the fact, because you got two lovely kids, just do like a positive, whatever
crap you guys weirdos do for you're pregnant.
Yes, kids things.
And then just put your kids in name.
I'm not making it a pregnancy test.
That's weirder than a vacuum.
Yeah, you had baby.
A pregnancy test is weirder than a vacuum.
On a dude, yeah.
All right.
Well, then I guess you just have to have that.
Who's going to tattoo me?
Who's it?
I am.
You?
Whoever does this on me, can we do it?
Nope.
Oh, all right.
Like, just like simple lines.
Nope.
I would do a line tat.
Do like a line tattoo with just like a blue button.
I don't need all the dark.
No, all you do.
No, no, no.
Tile's going to do it.
All right.
Intricate as possible.
Man.
So what I was going to do, I'll get back in my headphones.
Okay, all right.
I was kind of hoping that you were going to get the nanny one.
You did deserve the nanny.
I wanted him.
But it seems like he gets ones that are, like, he's got the upside down pineapple.
It just sucks.
Like, what have I gotten from this stupid wheel?
Oh, I got the AI pizza.
I got dumpster, tubster fire.
Oh, yeah, I'm not about dumpster fire.
Upside down pineapples, okay.
Pineapple.
I feel like you have one more.
I must, right?
No, you got to have one more.
One.
One.
Two.
A.
Oh, no.
Three.
No, three.
And then.
And then.
And then.
Yeah.
So this.
But what I was going to do.
Yes.
So the first ever tattoos Kyle ever did on me.
Okay.
When he was an apprentice.
Yeah.
Were these blue stars?
Yeah.
And I figured, all right, he's a Cowboys fan.
So I'll put Cody Arthur Leasy by the blue stars.
Oh.
That would have been weird.
Yeah, that would have been good.
Because Kyle wants to touch all this up anyway, so I was going to put your name by the blue stars to have that.
I do really, because I have this fear that I'm eventually going to do something stupid, and Cody's going to get mad at me,
and we're going to have a big falling out, and then I'll have his name tattooed on me.
I'll have his vacuum tattooed on me now.
That's my vacuum.
So at least that's less than his name.
It was so close to a couple different ones there.
Man, I would have loved to have a rose to spin for me.
That would have been awesome.
I don't even care that you're getting a vacuum because it didn't land on me.
I just want a simple, classy, linework.
A classy vacuum.
You can make it red, like the old dirt devil.
You can do like an homage.
I'll do the tattoo.
I'll do it.
I'll do how it is.
No, it could be that, but it could be a red color.
Like, you know, the old school, you know, the ones that you had to blogging.
Travis and I're going to be tattoo bros.
Tattoo bros, dude.
I'm getting the vacuum tattoo bros.
See, there we go.
All right.
Roll the top of the hour.
We've got a married couple coming up next to we're going to spin for each other.
Rosa?
Thank God, as long as not me.
I can't take this anymore.
Well, they could still land on
Rosa's beans.
No, I did it once.
I'm not doing it again.
It's three times up there.
We want to thank our artists today.
Kyle, J. Jim, Tom,
and Todd.
Don't forget they are having their Black Friday sale
coming up on Black Friday.
$100 gives a certificate for just
$50 while supplies last.
That starts at 11 a.m.
That's a deal.
Here are the tattoos.
you're just tuning in. Kelly got the
crocoon. Nick got the
broken stool. John got
high strangeness, which turned out beautifully.
So cool. Travis got the
vacuum. Jess got the high
strangeness. Just is Travis's girlfriend
over there getting that now.
Kay is getting my black lungs tattooed
on her thigh. And
I'm getting the vacuum.
As I spun and landed on Cody's vacuum.
I'd like it to be just a
simple line work. Very simple.
Yeah, very classic. Very classic.
I think the look you're going for is classy vacuum.
Quadruple the size.
Come on back.
Ken and Amy.
Now this...
Ken and Amy.
This is what...
I don't...
It's all become a blur to me.
Grab that microphone right there.
Ken and Amy are a married couple,
and they have decided to spin the wheel of tattoos together this year.
Oh, my goodness.
What brought this on, folks?
She just likes to be colored on.
Oh.
So you have a lot of tattoos, Amy?
Yes, you do.
All right.
Good.
Beautiful.
Did she need to convince you?
you can or did it just you were both in?
Not really.
I think I was just in.
Yeah.
Do you have tattoos?
I have two on this time.
Oh, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Just making sure.
Just making sure.
So, but we're doing something here, Rosa, where they are going to spin for each other.
Oh, okay.
So Amy will spin for Ken and Ken will spin for Amy.
I do want to ask, is there any that you really like on the wheel this year?
I mean, I think we, like the high strangeness.
High strangers is good.
And obviously the raccoon.
The raccoon is a great one.
They are.
You're just sipping on a little Capri Sun Pouch.
That's all that is.
The two tops, yep.
Amy, how about you?
What do you like?
What he had said, like, indifferent.
Indifferent.
All right.
Anything goes.
She just wants to be colored on.
Who wants to spin first?
You go first.
All right.
Amy will spin on Ken's behalf right now.
Let's find out what Ken's going to get.
Let's see what we've got here.
She holds your feet in her hands.
Ken will be.
Penn.
That's all me.
is a hot tattoo this year.
Good job, Amy.
Nice job, A.
Don't you want.
Ken, now where are we going to put the high strangeness?
It's probably going to go on this arm.
Right up there on that arm, and you're happy.
This is the tattoo you wanted to get.
That's the one of the thing that I wanted them all.
All right.
But it was so close.
So close to what?
My black lungs or your name?
I know.
You want someone to get your name.
I heard him get real excited.
I would be kind of Cody's name.
Would you get it right on my wrist.
Yes.
You would put Pony Hart word.
Oh, my word.
I would.
Oh, I love it.
I would.
Amy, you're so chat.
Oh, I love it.
All right, Ken, whenever you were ready to spin for Amy, go right ahead.
As Ken is spinning for his wife.
Here we go.
These are our two spins for this half an hour.
Amy is getting a tramp stamp.
I already have one.
Okay.
This is the best.
Let me see what you got.
Can I see your tramp stamp?
Oh, one of a second.
I don't know what to do right now.
I don't know.
Rosa, hold on.
Everybody calm down.
You're good.
Let's figure this out.
Let me see.
All right. Okay. Okay.
So we want to find something that, you know, could go around that or work near that on your lower back.
You get to pick any tattoo you want.
Oh, yeah.
That you want the cracoon on your lower back.
Okay.
Hold on.
Hold on the microphone.
I can hear you what?
Can I get the farall one?
Oh, wow.
You want the, you want Tom's punk rock?
I didn't get to see it, but I heard it.
Oh, let me show it to you really quick.
Oh, my gosh. I think it's pretty cool. It's funny.
It's really. It's a grimy crookoon.
It's less Disney looking more.
my feral anti-era, so I'm like, let's own it.
All right.
It's actually great.
You're going to get the, she chose, Rose.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
All right.
She chose the crocoon, Rosa.
How do we feel about that?
No, I, Amy, you're so cool.
You are so cool.
You are so unfazed.
You got, you got him the tattoo he wanted.
Right.
And you got to choose.
And you leveled up.
and you were like, make it feral.
Make it feral.
Wow.
This was a hoot.
These are top spins.
Top spins.
Top spins.
Ken and Amy, I love love.
We're happy.
We're all happy with our choices today, yes.
Wow.
All right, you can put that microphone down.
We'll get you paired up with some artists here.
It's such a magical day.
I just love love.
I just love.
Oh.
Folks, if you're just tuning in.
The way she leveled that up.
Yeah. Immediately.
Farrell one.
Yeah.
I mean, that couldn't have gone back.
Better because other than having to have a lower back tattoo, you know, near a lower back or whatever.
But, all right, let's run down what just happened because it worked out great for Ken.
It really did.
You wanted high strength.
Everybody wants high strangers.
It's so bad.
Let me see if we got a finished one.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
My God, that's awesome.
It's so good.
That's so good.
That's so good.
And I'm glad we're not taking stuff off the wheel.
That's so good.
I'm happy with how it turned out.
Yeah.
Yep.
It's just, it only will make next time.
You know, people will be more excited.
That way we'll have to amp it up and go crazy or they'll be so excited for the wheel.
Well, guess what?
Whole erect penis on the wheel.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, he's got to go there.
Faines and all.
Ken will be receiving.
No, no.
Ken is going to be receiving the high strangers tattoo, which is a great gift for him.
Amy not only landed on tramp stamp and chose the crookoon.
He chose the punk rock feral raccoon.
I love it.
It hasn't even been released.
Tom just did it for fun.
He wanted to have like a grimy or one,
and that's the one she wants.
So I'm happy.
Everybody's happy.
I love love.
We're all here together.
I love it.
I mean, it was so great.
I'm okay, but like the physical strain that this puts on me, this show.
Mm-hmm.
I don't know.
I don't know why I do this.
I love that little adrenaline feeling when they're spinning.
It's like having a baby.
I forgot how tough it is.
And then I want, I'm like, oh, sure.
I'll come back into the wheel and have to be.
Yeah.
I think there is something in the female brain that does that.
Because there's no way a woman would have a baby then go have.
I'll do another one, right?
And they do, they forget.
They just keep pooping them out.
They just keep pooping them out.
They forget.
All right.
I didn't.
I didn't forget.
Congratulations.
Yeah, Rose's blood pressure is sky high right now.
If you could feel my pulse right now, like I'm literally like, I'm having such a lot.
Let me see.
But everyone's happy.
Oh, my goodness.
Everyone's happy, Rosa.
Don't worry about it.
Her heart's beating.
And we've even got more for Rosa to go through this hour.
So don't go to go out of anywhere.
No, no, no.
No, even worry about that.
All right.
Congratulations.
Ken and Amy, they have spun the wheel of tattoos.
I just love that they're getting it.
That's my favorite.
Still a lot to get to here on the show.
Can we have already had a Rosa spins.
This morning.
I know.
I want to like more roses spins.
One year could just be all roses spins.
No, no.
I'll have to spin for everybody.
No, I'm going to be, I'm already feeling sick for that year.
This will be our final year at this location as timeless tattoos is moving to 5 Mechanic Street in Beaville here.
If you're just tuning in, let's run through the tattoos we've done so far.
Kelly got the crackoon.
Nick got the broken stool.
John with the high strangeness, Travis with the vacuum, Jess with a high strangeness.
Kay getting my black tuberculosis lungs.
I will be getting the stupid vacuum.
Write that in there.
Stupid thing.
You don't have written there yet.
Because I don't know how to spell vacuum.
B, A, C, U, U.M.
It's right.
Three C's, three U's, couple M.
And then husband and wife, Ken and Amy.
Yes.
Spun for each other, and because they made offerings to the tattoo gags,
they brought me whiskey, they brought Rosa Champagna, right?
Yeah, a little prececo.
You got some booze and goodies over there.
They brought shop candy.
They spun.
Yeah.
Ken got the high strangeness that he wanted, and not only did Amy land on the tramp stamp.
Yes.
She chose crookoon, but an unreleased croon that is more feral than the Disney version
Cracoon.
The trifecta.
She went for the trifecta.
Her vibe is immaculate.
The vibe is incredible.
We're having a great time.
This has been the best wheels possible average.
Kyle, J. Jim, Tom, and Todd all tattooing today.
Yes.
And we are having a very good time.
But we are approaching the holidays, and a poll find seven and ten people feel pressured to act
happier than they really are during the holidays.
Oh.
Yeah, I could see that.
Sure.
Well, you put on a happy face.
You're not going to go to Thanksgiving, make a bad mood, are you?
I mean, I go like that.
But I could see it.
It's where it's not like, you know, you're like, you're all by yourself type deal.
And, you know, you see everyone like doing big family things and stuff like that where you could get, you know, down in the dumps type deal.
And you put on that like, no, I love the holidays.
I definitely do that in a sense that I'm like, you know, trying to make all the magic happen.
I'm cooking all this food.
I got to make sure the house is clean.
Everybody feels like they got what they wanted.
And then, you know, like, someone will be like, it's great.
I've been having the best day ever.
Everything's great.
For those you're just listening and not watching, she had the most.
Not crying at all.
The most, like, you know that mom face when, like, you're holding back tears?
Yep.
But you're also really angry at somebody in the house.
You know what I'm saying?
If you say one more word, you will cry.
I'm so good.
I will cry.
I'm so glad.
This is a magical holiday for all of you.
Thanksgiving is the greatest.
That's what I feel like that is probably the hardest part for people in the holidays is having to put on the show.
Yeah.
Like we're all having fun, right?
And this is the most magical, most mystical, most beautiful time ever.
Yeah.
And we're all together as a family and no one's having a bad time and we're not going to cry about it, right?
Because we're all having a good time.
That's a lot of pressure.
No, it is.
It is.
It's also the same, the pressure for the person that's, you know, you're trying to not.
put on that happy face where you're like, no, forget it.
And then you get the, oh, what's the matter?
And you don't want to deal with that, too.
So it's harder.
You don't put on that face.
Then you get the million times.
Even if you're really not upset, if you're not putting down that face, you go,
what's the matter?
Why are you upset?
I'm not.
This is the way my face looks.
Guys want to spin again?
Yes.
I want to do another spin?
Yep.
Do you spin butt?
Want to spin the wheel?
I just calm down.
Five or six more times.
Me, Breon.
Shall we?
How old Brianna?
Lovely Brianna.
Showgirl Brianna is going to head on back here, and we'll do a spin.
Grab this microphone right here.
Miss Brianna.
How do you do?
Good.
How are you?
I'm having a great day.
I'm having a great day.
You have decided to spin the wheel of tattoos.
Has this been a dream you've had for a while?
Yeah, the last few years I've wanted to.
All right.
Things didn't line up.
Now you signed up before you saw the designs.
Do you any designs that you really like?
I really like the high strangeness in the cracker.
Yeah, that's the...
Honestly, I like all of them.
They're so popular, yeah.
I don't remember because, you know, years past,
but are those the two most popular tattoos we've ever had for this?
I think design-wise, people really like the look of them.
Yeah.
And which, by the way, let me say one thing,
because I know a lot of people have asked,
you can come pay for all of these tattoos.
Any wheel of tattoo that we've ever done,
they do walk-ins, you can come on down.
We only do them for our listeners till nine.
And then the rest of you can come down anytime and pay for the flash.
If you want to get a high stranger, just be our guest.
All right, Brianna.
Do you want to just get it done and give it a spin?
Do you have other tattoos?
I don't see any.
Yeah, I have several.
So this isn't a big deal.
This isn't a first.
Oh, you're good.
I can make it through the tops of my feet.
I can make.
Rihanna is so chill.
She's running and rock and roll.
All right.
Whenever you are ready, Brianna, please spin the wheel.
Let's get some good vibes.
Broken school.
I try.
I don't know.
I love that.
Where are you going to put it?
Do we know?
On my forearm.
Oh, nice.
Okay.
All right.
Well, thank you, Brianna.
Congratulations.
Brianna getting the broken stool.
You use your arms to break the stool.
I did, and I had, I was, I raged out a little bit.
Makes sense.
I raged out.
That makes sense.
Let's play a song.
And other side of this, we got a birthday surprise for lovely Rosa.
I already got flowers, prosaco.
I know.
Yeah.
We got, we got better surprise.
Other side of this, keep it locked.
It's K-Rock.
I want to invite back
Don, come on back
I want to invite back your family
Could your family came by
Your family came by to say
Happy birthday
Where are they?
They're going to come on back and say hi to you
Happy birthday
He's dunking a basketball
I think currently
See if I could Don to spin the wheel
Maybe
That's not happening
That's not happening
No no
That's not be your angle
because it's not happening.
Don is not spinning the wheel, of course.
Where are they?
Come on back.
They want to give me hugs for my birthday.
Yes.
Bring them back here.
Didn't we see them?
Cody, can you go grab them?
There is.
There is.
All right.
Come on back.
Hi.
Hi, guys.
Hi, baby's here.
Baby Rocco.
Not so much a baby anymore.
Don, how you doing, bud?
Rocco, grab this microphone for me right here.
Right?
How you doing?
All right.
So everybody meets Rose's boy, Rocco.
Hi, Rocco.
Hold that mic nice and close.
Now, I heard.
something about you Rocco.
Uh-oh.
What's that?
And I heard that you
really want to get your ears pierced.
That is true.
What?
And I have arranged
for that to happen today.
No, really?
Were you in on this?
Why are you looking at here next to me
the whole time?
Why are you?
Because you're supposed to be my friend.
Now, I have heard that
dad's fine with it
and you're excited about it,
but mom is having a little
trepidation.
I got a bunch.
About the idea of Rocco piercing his ears, Rosa.
I hate these guys.
So,
Rocco.
Let me ask you.
Did you know you were going to do this?
Yeah.
We have asked Janelle, the piercer here at Timeless Tattoo, to come on down.
Oh, yeah, Janelle, the one that's like, oh, hi.
Yes, she's very friendly.
Yeah, okay.
Now, I want to just look at you and ask not to put you on the,
Hot seat, bud.
You don't look happy.
Do you want to see we can get Don to spin the wheel now, or do you want to go back on the...
Yeah, okay, hit the tradeoff.
Either Don spins the wheel or we get Rocco's ears pierced.
Oh, my God, stop.
No, no, no one's spinning anything.
Stop it.
All right.
It is my birthday.
All right.
Okay.
Your baby boy wants his ears pierced.
You really do.
I have arranged for a piercer to have it done.
Mom approves it.
It's up to you.
I'm not going to tell him no.
You really are good on this?
You really want to get your ears pierced?
Yes.
Okay.
I think, oh, my guy.
This is the best day ever.
It's like my birthday.
I mean, you can do it.
That's fine.
We're going to do it?
You're going to let him do it?
Yeah.
And what am I going to say?
No.
That's your baby.
You're going to let your baby pierces his ear.
He's going to pierce his ears.
holes in his body
Oh my goodness
I don't know how I up
I don't know how I up this
Last year we got you to spin the wheel
This year we're going to pierce your kids' ears
I don't know what we do next year
Face tattoo for Donnie
Oh my goodness
I don't know about that
Get your mother down here to spin this wheel
Your mother
Patty's going to come down
All right Rocco if you really are going to do it
You know you could have just asked
I know
I had just heard a rumor
that he was a dream and he's getting older now.
He's getting older.
You're in trouble.
He's a tween.
What did I do?
No more snacks for you.
That's it.
Right?
Now that now.
All right, I'm going to go to commercial so you can work with your baby now.
That's it.
Huh?
She's done with you.
She's done with me.
She's done.
This might be Rosa's last year here on the wheel of tattoos.
Oh, man.
Her baby's going to get his ears pierce a timeless, dude.
That's great.
Love it.
All right.
All right.
I told you there was a big birthday surprise coming.
I don't think Rosa wants to talk to me right now.
I don't think Rosa wants to talk to me right now.
She's slap doesn't laugh.
She's back with her baby boy getting his ears pierced here by Janelle.
Thank you, Janelle for coming in and accommodating us today.
All right, dude.
They've all been spun.
Bye, K.
Say bye to stickers, everybody.
Thank you.
Be careful.
Let's run through the whole afternoon or the whole morning, rather.
kitten caboodle as the kids say. It just flies by, dude. It just goes so fast here for the
Wheel of Tattoo Show. It really does. A couple of tattoos that didn't get landed on.
Cody Arthur Leese, I'm sorry, bud. It's making it to the reject file.
I know. But again, maybe someday we can do the redo and then they'll all be on there again.
We'll do a reject wheel eventually. It was just funny because I was saying the world of radio,
you know what I mean? Like, no, it's Cody Mac. It's Cody Arthur Leasy and someone's going to get my
whole name tattoo on. And they, and they,
didn't.
That would have been fun.
It's okay.
Also, nobody getting my nanny's lipstick.
That'll make my mother happy.
She was very nervous about that.
Oh, really?
People wanted to honor.
Oh, yeah.
We wanted to go.
Is it done?
How'd it go?
Hey, get on the microphone.
Oh, my God.
You have hives.
I do.
Oh, no.
You have hives all over your neck.
You torture me.
How do you?
How do you do?
I left because I wanted you to let you have your family moment.
He's perfectly fine.
Oh, is he happy?
It's awesome.
He looks amazing.
Oh, Rocco, buddy, you did it!
Get on the microphone right there.
You did it, bud.
How was it?
It was a little painful.
But you did it.
That's baller.
You did it?
Are you stoked?
Yeah.
You happy?
That looks cool.
Happy Mom let you get your ears pierce today.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You got to get him.
Yeah.
Now Don's get his ears pierce.
Do it.
You happy?
You had to trick me into getting him.
It was honestly better than I thought.
Yeah.
It looks wicked cool.
I'm so happy for Rocco.
No, it looks cool.
That's it.
I mean, it's over.
I'd say happy with tattoos, but we wrapped.
Wow.
Everybody has spun.
Wow.
Someone has been pierced.
Yeah.
My child.
Your child had his ears pierced for your birthday today.
I mean,
Savage.
Let's run through some business.
Let's get some business done.
Oh, that's great.
Hopefully this isn't Rosa's final year doing this.
You know what was the worst thing?
As I sitting here, I'm like, that is so sweet.
What?
Then my family came in because it's my birthday.
Like, Don's going to go in late to work.
That's so kind of him.
Like, oh, my baby, my family.
Oh, how nice.
Yeah.
Okay.
It was so sweet.
It was so nice.
Everybody's so nice.
But did you see how happy it made him?
Yeah, he's really happy.
And how handsome is he now?
He's so good with those.
They do look wicked cool.
He's so handsome.
He's a good boy.
Everyone's going to be so jealous, too.
He's so chill.
He's so brave.
I couldn't.
I've never pierced anything.
I have no.
I'm a lucky.
Lucky, lucky gal.
You are.
He's a good boy.
You gave him a great.
Although I'm going to give him, I'm going to give him a hard time while throwing this at me.
Come on.
That's awesome.
Let's run through.
His meta might be down for a few hours.
Uh-oh.
Let's run through today's winners, quote unquote.
Kelly got the crackoon.
Nick with the broken stool, John with high strangeness, with the vacuumed.
Jess with the high strangeness.
K got the black lungs.
Yes.
I will be getting the vacuum here momentarily.
Why do you say like that?
Amy and Ken spun for each other.
Amy is getting a feral crocoon right now.
I got to check in on her.
Ken is getting an amazing high strangeness right now from Jim.
Very impressed.
And then finally Brianna down at the end.
I didn't write down Brianna's.
She got the...
Oh, crap.
Why by blanking?
Oh, that's broken stool.
There you go.
Brianna got broken stool.
Oh, again.
Yeah, I totally blinked on that.
Sorry.
I have never seen.
that a spinner or whatever the hell, the wheel.
Stop.
It is, you can't touch it without it going over to the Oasis tattoo.
Yeah.
It is insane.
How close that came.
Wait, so Oasis and my favorite tattoo up there, Nanny.
I know.
Didn't happen.
It gets sent to the rejects.
And as we say, we will do a reject wheel some here.
All right.
And Cody, Cody Arthur Leasy.
So it'll be there.
It'll be up there.
We got it up there.
I want to thank all of the artists who are participating here.
here today, Kyle, Jay, Jim, Tom, and Todd, all available for bookings, all of that, some available
for walkins.
They do have walkins here at Timeless, so don't be afraid just to walk in and see if anyone's
available that day or just hit them up on social media.
Of course, this is our last show at this location as they're moving down to five mechanics
street here in just a couple of weeks.
I want to really thank Piercer Janelle for coming in early and making this happen.
I'm going to thank her in a few minutes.
We're going to have a conversation.
That was very sweet of her.
Oh, all right.
Janelle, get to your car.
Run, run, run, quick, run.
Don't forget the Black Friday sale.
$100 certificates for just $50 on Black Friday at 11 a.m.
Wall supplies last.
Get on down here to Timeless Tattoo.
Thank you, everybody who spun.
Thank you, Coco Rosa, Chief Engineer, smoothie back in the studio.
Everybody here at Timeless.
I'm going to go get a stupid vacuum tattooed on me.
You want your mom.
I love your vacuum.
I'm going to make sure he makes it three times large.
now just for what you did to me.
I love vacuum.
I can't wait to go home and vacuum later.
We're about two weeks from him putting that on his waiter.
I want everybody to know that, right?
About two, three weeks from that.
All right, guys, we will roll into your 90s at 9.
It's called different attachments.
Have a safe weekend.
Be excellent to each other.
