The Show - WILD HORSES

Episode Date: July 24, 2025

Just a simple swim through some poop water. Big Ayrshire Show alongside the Reboot this weekend. It’s fine to baby talk your pewts, but we are still gonna laugh at you. Adam Sandler still got it... or no? Plus so much more on a Thursdee!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. This damn, it's going to be hot today. 95 youses.
Starting point is 00:00:42 Ahoy, hoi. Happy Thursday. Everybody. You going back to the beach tonight? No, that's it. That's it. That's it. For this round of vacation. You're going to have to run through a sprinkler, I guess, at your house.
Starting point is 00:00:57 We'll put out a trash bag and you can slide on it, Cody. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. We're going to put the hose. Remember that little thing that you screw the hose? and just kind of like flung.
Starting point is 00:01:11 Absolutely. Little noodles all over the place. Yep. Well, I'll blow up your crocodile mile today. You can do it in the yard. I saw one. I run. I slide.
Starting point is 00:01:22 I hit the jump and take a dive. We had slip inside. No, that was, despite being, you know, at times where my mom had to, you know, eat my hamburger crust for her dinner. She always got you good toys. I, we always had, I was always in, like, parks and rack where there was a pool all summer. And then when we got the little house, we had the tiny above ground that, you know, even was small for me, but it was still a pool.
Starting point is 00:01:48 Bro, rest in peace, the Phoenix pool, man. It was right there on Park Street. We lived in the apartments across the street from the pool, dude. Bro, it's me and Joey and cousin Jake could just walk over there. They had the big pool, but then like the little kid pool that you just kind of like sit in. Yep. Rest in peace, man. That was the spot.
Starting point is 00:02:06 My apartment's got a pool. They just refuse to. I know there's insurance, blah, blah, blah, but there's got to be ways because, you know, people get around insurance all the time, especially big old corporations and not just put up a sign that says, no lifeguard, swim at your own risk, we are absolved of any single liability. Yeah, that's fine. Why can you use it?
Starting point is 00:02:25 I don't know. They don't do that. I don't know why they just won't. So, because if there's not a lifeguard, then they just shut it down. Oh. Yeah, do the thing you said. Swim at your own risk. Why would you not just do that?
Starting point is 00:02:35 Yeah. So we can all just swim whenever, Because, you know, I'm 40. Yeah. I don't need a lifeguard. Yeah, you can do it. I think you'll be all right. At the apartment that I pay $70 a month to use the amenities.
Starting point is 00:02:46 I'd like my amenities, please. Right? I'd like to use that, please. Lottie saying you drank too much tequila last night. How much is too much, Lottie? Nice. How much is too much? Not enough.
Starting point is 00:03:00 I enjoyed that good effin bourbon, but it actually says the word on the bottle. It did. That was, I mean... It was good. It was good. It was like a good... I keep saying, stop. Harder bourbon because it's not like big and bold and burns your mouth and stuff.
Starting point is 00:03:13 It's smooth. It was nice and tasty for a whiskey Wednesday. Thursday means Coco Pop. Ooh. Tonight at 8 o'clock, Cody will go live on our Twitch channel to show you that good, good from all over the area. Let's start with days to dispensary. They open at 8 a.m. Days dispensary up on the S.U. Hill.
Starting point is 00:03:32 8 a.m. to 2 a.m. every single day. Joe's Buds over there on Onondaga Boulevard. We love Joe's buds, East Coast Emeralds for all your accessories. And then the naming sponsor of your K Rockathon Rebrew, Sweetgrass, two locations, Union Springs. Sanica Falls, if you're coming in from the West for the Saturday show, pop into a sweetgrass. Grab yourself some good, good, good. Hey, good, get a little, get a little, and enjoy safely away from other people. Don't be blown smoke at people, all right.
Starting point is 00:04:03 That's exactly what I'm going to say. Be cool. Just watch your surroundings and. Every burry is cool. Michelle Sky Hayward is an influencer who went for a little swim. Okay. She went swimming in the ocean and filmed the video. And she was swimming and there was a little bit of foam in the ocean.
Starting point is 00:04:22 She's like, look how fun this foam is, you guys. And she swam through it and got in her mouth. And it was raw sewage. I'm having so much fun. I literally don't even feel the cold. What? That is salty. First of all, no, I'm not an amendment.
Starting point is 00:04:38 American tourist that randomly went in the ocean in Cape Town. I'm from South Africa, as you can hear. Secondly, no, I did not get sick. If anything, maybe it even boosted my immune system. No, didn't. Great ever since. So who knows? And then something everyone's been asking me is,
Starting point is 00:04:54 didn't the smell give it away? Well, no, I didn't actually smell anything when I went into the sea. It just smelled like the normal ocean smells. You all right, bud? Cody can't even talk in the mic right now. He's gagging so hard. It was really gross It was a lot of foam
Starting point is 00:05:10 It was raw sewage being pumped into the ocean She swam through it with her mouth open Let me stop talking about this You're turning red like you're getting that hot face You're getting hot bar face That's as soon as I don't know But as soon as you sat it If you yak I'm gonna yak
Starting point is 00:05:28 If you talk up all right No okay Okay Oh just Yeah it was really gross I guess like I could just to play devil's advocate, dude
Starting point is 00:05:40 I get his pictures Do you want me to I could show you the video I think we have to I don't think you can handle a video You're gonna throw up aren't you I don't want to show you the video All right hold on a second
Starting point is 00:05:54 Hold on a second Let me bring it up over here Because now it's funny that it's making me do that Now it's funny It's so gross It's so gross Why would you die? I don't even care.
Starting point is 00:06:07 I started to get a little nauseous before even said it was raw sewage. I was just thinking that gross foam you see on the shorelines of like a lake. And you're like, oh, let me put my mouth on that. Before I put the video on my screen, do you want the trash can here? No, I'll be able to make it. I'll be able to make it. I don't know. Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:30 You heard him say I think I'll be able to make it. I'll be able to make it. Right? I'm not going to play any audio. If I puke, I'll make it over there. I'm just going to show them the footage, all right? This is Michelle Hayward. Oh, it didn't even mirror.
Starting point is 00:06:41 You got a mirror it. You got a blocky there, bud. Hold on a second. Oh, my God. That's okay. It makes the anticipation build. I wasn't ready to show a video right away, so. Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:54 There we go. Ready, bud? Oh, look at her. Look at how much fun she's having. Look how much fun she's having, bud. Did you see it? Oh, no. Did you see it?
Starting point is 00:07:05 Ar, no. It's even a little brown. Ar, no. Like, even I would have some kind of standoff looking at foamy brown. Even if it's the ocean, I'm going to be like, I don't know what I get in that. And you just effing dive through it with your mouth open, but? Yeah. She said it smelled like the water normally smells.
Starting point is 00:07:25 Isn't it great? Right? That's a great statement for that part of the world, I guess. Yeah, I don't know how much. He smelled like faces like an eye. It always smells like pig. It always smells like urine and feces. There's always a little peep smell about.
Starting point is 00:07:39 Flashed around and opened my mouth and swam. I'll just doive right in with my mouth open here. Even when you're just in a regular pool, you don't open your mouth when you die. Like, let me jump into the pool. Ah, no, it's a pool with Corrine. I don't know why there was raw sewage, Katie. I don't know what's going on in South Africa, how their laws work. Ar-n-n-er.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Er-n-er. Sir. You want to look it up yourself. Her name is Michelle Sky Hayward. Just type in those three words, and I assure you, you're going to get a ton of results, because everybody's watching this video right now. Because if you type in Lady Dives Mouth first into foam substance, way different video.
Starting point is 00:08:24 Way different video. You will see this band live with your eye holes and your earballs on Saturday. It's nothing more. K-Rock. What deal Mr. Craves made with the devil? But Saturday's 0% chance of rain. Look at that. Partly cloudy skies.
Starting point is 00:08:52 That's what you need. 86 degrees or whatever your app says. Absolutely perfect day. For your sweetgrass K Rockathon reboot. Coming up this Saturday, tickets only 40 bucks. Yeah, bro. But guys, you eat? I don't know why you all keep saying.
Starting point is 00:09:08 How much a ticket do you? at the door. Why are you waiting and then paying more money on Saturday? Don't do that. Just go. Just get it. Open your phone. Go to kronkathon.com. Buy. You're done. I just saved you lots of money. Do not wait till Saturday. There are tickets available at the gate. If your life is so hectic that you literally won't know if you can come to the concert until Saturday morning, then yes. But I mean, but then you're going to spend more. I don't want you to do that. I want you to have money for stuff inside the gate.
Starting point is 00:09:39 Because there's going to be... Foods and drinks and treats and so much. Yes. Merch, all that stuff. Giant ice pops. Oh, yeah, lots of ice pops. Which are frozen? You went and checked?
Starting point is 00:09:51 Uh, oh, cats. Katie was over there. A little mission and a little recal for you. A little Katie catchups. Dug the hands in and reported back that we are good to go. Oh, bud. It's going to be good weather for you. Yep.
Starting point is 00:10:06 Ice pops, otter pops, big old pops. And big old pops. Pouch is a coolie dry. Easy, squeezy lemonade. Not that I want to, not that I'm going to cheat on punched, because I will get a punched pouch, but I also am going to get some easy, squeezy lemonade. Well, because I think they're doing flavors, too. Oh, no, if they're doing flavors, then, no offense to myself, but I also would like some.
Starting point is 00:10:26 They had a couple of flavors on their signs. That's what's going to be fun about this. A little bit for everyone. Everybody. But we also are going to have these. I forgot that we have a bunch of these, the little sheaths and stuff you can do. I use these all over the place. They're just good for all the things.
Starting point is 00:10:38 And they store of eight. really well after your otter pop. No, and other ice creams. Yeah. Like I was putting, like I had a nutter, like one of those little nutter bars. Mm-hmm. And you just slather it in there.
Starting point is 00:10:48 You're good to go, bro. I've been really slacking on my ice cream this summer. I'm realizing. I've only gone once. I've only had ice cream one time this summer. See, it's, uh, sometimes it's almost too hot. Because then you've got to stand outside in that line if you're with a bunch of people. And it's like, I don't stand outside.
Starting point is 00:11:05 We got a drive-thru in Fulton at the bowling alley. I like the drive-through one. That's awesome. You don't have any drive-thru ice cream spots? No. Dude, it's clutch. I don't think that's a regular thing at all. It's not a regular thing.
Starting point is 00:11:18 I was going to say, that's not a regular thing. I don't know what the ice cream stand is called, but it's that bowling alley right in Fulton. Everybody knows. You're on the way to Walmart. You can pull in, it's got the mini golf right there. You just pull around back, dude. No, that's where it's at.
Starting point is 00:11:29 Some teen comes to the window and says, what do you want? My fat ass sitting in this car. Pretty impressive. Can I get an Oreo and cookie dough and vanilla ice cream, please thank you. Carlos. Scoops. It's called Scoops. All right.
Starting point is 00:11:42 Cool. Charlie says a drive-thru. I know that name, but I don't think I've ever been there. Yeah, I have not had any ice cream yet. I don't know what it is, but I love other people's careers or something. I don't know how to say this, but like I'm always fascinated by people who have a different life than me. Okay. Because I'm looking up what's going on at the fairgrounds this weekend.
Starting point is 00:12:08 Obviously this week, Grass K. The Talkathon reboot is the most important thing. Yes. Last year there was a horse show going on the same time, which is how Cody and I rode in on horses. Yeah, I remember that. This weekend, and I'm going to read this to you, and it's so outside of anything I understand, but it's so important to some people. Am I making sense?
Starting point is 00:12:27 No, yes. I always like this. I like how this is something very big to a lot of people. I just don't understand it. This weekend happening while we're at the Fairgrounds is the New York Air Shire Club, and the return of the Air Shire Spectacular Show, some of the best and breed continue to travel to New York for the summer spectacular,
Starting point is 00:12:50 showcasing top-notch cattle from New York, New England, and the Mid-Atlantic, with national recognition and improved location at the New York State Fairground's full two-day show. So they bring cattle, and then is it like a show? Are we buying cattle? that you, like, check this one out, it's delicious? Is Ayershire like a type of cattle?
Starting point is 00:13:15 I don't know. Bob in the chest is it's utterly amazing. Out. Get out, but they should be using that. I don't know. Yeah, that's stupid. But no, I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:13:22 I love that that means something to a lot of people, and I don't know anything about it. It's probably like the most important event. It's like their K Rockathon. It's the National Summer Air Shire spectacular. I mean, it's... If you make me... It's the Catalita Wine Mixer. What I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:13:36 Uh, pa-paw! Is he saying pow? Pow! Will the, yeah, are they doing any meat and greets with the, uh, or rather a meat and eat, as Mickey says? I want that one. Ayrshire cattle are Scottish dairy breed known for their hardiness and adaptability to cold climate, so they must be really good around here.
Starting point is 00:13:59 All right. So you just show up with your trailer full of cattle and you're like, mine's the best cattle. All right, check this one out. What? That's basically how you describe Syracuse and ladies. Scottish dairy breed. Central New York women are bred to know,
Starting point is 00:14:12 are bred known for their heartiness and adaptability to cold climates and utter and rough terrain. Yep. The air shire is an efficient grazer noted for her vigor and efficiency of milk production. Yep, keep going. Air shires are especially noted for their superior shape and quality of the utter. See? Let's go, ma'at. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:14:34 Let's go. Hey buddy Your cow's boobs Taxline is this true? Top notch, Otters Top notch cow boobs They bring these cows
Starting point is 00:14:43 And show them off Like a dog show Kind of Okay And then you go That one That one looks most delicious Is it like a breeding thing
Starting point is 00:14:51 Like they do with special horses That one looks sexiest I would like to pair my bowl With that airshire You got your Your lady cows On FaceTime over your shoulder All right guys
Starting point is 00:15:02 Here's the next one What do you think Oh, no, not that one. Well, wait. Oh, oh, ooh, no, not that's, yes. This is the one that my cows want to have sex with. So maybe we'll just wander over and look at some cows. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:15:17 We'll just have fun. I mean, get your tickets now, Krogandun.com, just 40 bucks. You pack some samples. What? You guys handing out any sample over here? Samples of what? Burgers or milk, I'll take either of us. Anything that you're making from these guys?
Starting point is 00:15:32 Do you have any cheeses? How am I supposed to? I don't know if that's a good air shire if I don't taste some cheeses. You get a good look at a bull's ass by sticking your head up there, but, you know, I'd rather, you know, eat the bull's ass myself. Wait, hold on. He almost sounds something about that. That was close.
Starting point is 00:15:48 So people are picking on buzzwords. This Ask Reddit says, what's a buzzword that immediately sets off your BS alarm? Like a word someone will say in a conversation, you're like, ugh. Trying to think of like things we're told. They got a bunch. I don't know. What? Like, when I hear, like, people doing meetings and stuff.
Starting point is 00:16:12 Yeah, that's what I'm trying to think in my head. Okay. Or leveraged, you know. Guys, we got to leverage. It's got synergy. Like, that kind of stuff. Yep. That always triggers my brain.
Starting point is 00:16:22 Yeah. Like, anytime, if anybody, like, unironically says the word woke, I'm like, this, I'm not, this isn't a conversation. Yep, that's another one. It's usually the guy in a six. He's being like, everything's so woke now. Oh, Jesus. All right. Everything's works.
Starting point is 00:16:34 Let's move away from being a walk. Yeah, we don't want to be too long. I can't be a walk. All right. Seamless integration. Oh. I hear that. You know what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:16:44 I know what I'm saying. I don't know what this ever means, though, because this irritates people, too. Artisanal. Ooh. Is anything I make artisanal or do I need to be like an artist? You don't make anything artisanal. But why couldn't I? If I made you a cheeseburger, isn't that an artisanal cheeseburger?
Starting point is 00:17:03 No, unless you got to make it real fancy for some reason. All right, then I put a little shaker on there. Now is it artisanal? Shaker. I don't know, like, rotten ricks meat rubs or something on. No, those are just spices. What makes something artisanal? You got to make it from your own homegrown cows that you kill yourself.
Starting point is 00:17:21 Farm to table? And you squish the patties at your house. And then you make them out of the back of you and your retired wife's food truck with your three dogs that travel the countryside. with you. Artisanal. You joke, but my wife and I might have a food truck here in a few years. I'm saying that's kind of it.
Starting point is 00:17:41 After she retires and this wraps up, I'll go over to drive around, make burgs, you know? Boom. Relating to characteristic of artisanal skills of a product, especially food or drink made in a traditional or non-mechanized way, like artisanal cheeses. They are items, often food, handcrafted products, limited quantities.
Starting point is 00:18:02 So yeah, if I made you a cheeseburger, it's artisanal, because I made it, it's limited. You ain't fancy. You ain't nothing. You ain't fancy. Thought leader when someone claims that, guys, I had a boss who I won't just, I, this person is still in the business, so I won't say too much. But I don't even tell you the gender, they were the most annoying person probably I've ever known. Okay. And they used words like thought leader and circle back.
Starting point is 00:18:34 Yeah, everyone's saying circle back. We need to be really unprecedented. We need to integrate this. Like they were very, like, I think they took like a weekend course somewhere and learned all these buzzwords. And I just wanted to slam my nuts in a car door whenever they spoke. They went to some weekend getaway paid for where they took a couple of seminars. I'm like, oh my God. What are they saying?
Starting point is 00:18:58 How can you be the most efficient you? See, you joke. You joke. I have, someday I will share with you the funniest story about this person that I can't share because they would figure it out it was them. But it's the most ridiculous story ever. I could tell Liz, because Liz knew this person too. Okay. Liz and I got a good laugh out of it.
Starting point is 00:19:18 What else? Things that are trigger words for you. Team player. Is that usually code for, you're going to work a lot of hours for not anymore? money. Yeah, yeah. Because we're a family here. You're going to be a team player.
Starting point is 00:19:32 You've got to go above and beyond. Yes, that just shows your commitment. Growth mindset. I wouldn't even know how to use that. I wouldn't even know how to use that. What's my growth mindset? Katie says, I roll my eyes so hard when a speaker gets up and says good morning. Seriously.
Starting point is 00:19:51 You could do better than a good morning. I said, good morning. I'm flipping off the speaker who's not in the room right now. Well, that's one way to show me that I'm number one in your heart, Mr. Grossman. Office. Now, I would not survive in a real workplace. I'm not wired that way. I could not go through meetings or presentations or people, consultants.
Starting point is 00:20:20 You don't even understand when I would have to do, like, grocery store meetings, just me sitting there with a pen and paper. and just staring off and just being like, what, what is this? I hate it. I have no interest in that world. What are we even doing right now? Nothing. I don't even.
Starting point is 00:20:38 There's always somebody who thinks they know more than everybody else, and they're always giving a presentation. Yes. Or just talking about nothing that matters. Okay. Smokey, you won last night. Don't go anywhere before I get your information, bud. Hey.
Starting point is 00:20:52 Sit down. Alpha and beta. People still using that? You know what? I don't like those either. I don't like that. the whole. If somebody refers to themselves as an alpha.
Starting point is 00:21:01 I'm an alpha male. I'm an alpha male. Then you're absolutely not an alpha male. Yeah, no. You're a follower. I'm an alpha male. Whenever I walk, enter the room. And then all that alpha male stuff has been disproven.
Starting point is 00:21:16 It was like a study about gorillas or wolves or something from like 40 years ago. It's not even a real thing. No, it's just for. Calibrate. Dufus. Can we calibrate? This person said, I work at a school district. Every year there's a new BS.
Starting point is 00:21:28 buzzword. This year it's calibrate. The word comes out in a meeting or agenda. You know nonsense is about to get deep. Gross. No. What is a, what is a phrase or a word that really triggers you guys? Mine is woke. I'm so sick of hearing it. It's so stupid. I can't, oh, this is Joe Bro, Josh. I hear your words and I appreciate you.
Starting point is 00:21:48 Oh, God. How much are you couldn't? Is that in your therapy, Josh? Yeah, no. Yeah, that is. I hear your words. I understand. I understand. It's got to be frustrating. Oh, my God. Fuzz says my boss for first to urgent projects as hot potatoes. Oh. Guys, we got a bunch of hot potatoes in the air this week.
Starting point is 00:22:05 Hot potato. Mm-hmm. Hot potato. Donkey says every word that comes out of my mouth. How dare you? Got us. Showgirl Michelle, business as usual, or the word culture. In this culture, guys?
Starting point is 00:22:18 Yes. Guys, in this culture. Yes, the culture we have here. In this culture here, we just got to really synergize and circle back. and then we can kind of come together, find that good work-life balance. Pull a little stoutle cream on there. Hot-Tay on there. I love that for you.
Starting point is 00:22:34 Your sweet grass. K. Rockathon reboot is just two days away, friends. Saturday. Parking lots of 10 a.m. The sun is right there. I was trying to move. I'm not tall enough to block any of that sun. 10 a.m., you open up the parking lots.
Starting point is 00:22:50 11 a.m. We open up the gates. 12.30 music kicks off. With the School of Rock out of Fayetteville, you can get your tickets right now through Friday for just $40. You can wait till the day up, but they're going to be more expensive. Just buy them now. Be done with it. All right.
Starting point is 00:23:06 Don't be a silly goose. Tonight, though, Coco's giving away another pair on Cocoa Puffs, courtesy of East Coast Emerald. They got a pair that's hooking up somebody with tonight. We'll do a little raffle inside the show and raffle. You can win. Raffle. Lots to open in 51 hours, jealousy. Thank you so much for keeping track of that.
Starting point is 00:23:24 Just 51 hours of those parking lots. open up. Tonight on Cocoa Puffs, you can see goodies from so many of our friends, including sweetgrass, East Coast Emeralds, Joe's buzz and dazed dispensary up on the S-U Hill. Kind of a little mix of all of the things. Now we just got to get somebody to get me a nice baked good or something. All right. Hmm. Bagelicious baked goods. All right. Sure they'd be all over that. Right. Well, how are we doing? 315, 3164, 1009. K-Rock Tech sign honoring I think it's Moki
Starting point is 00:23:59 Moki Dead ice cream? No, it's a horse But it was the world's oldest horse It passed away You killed it? I did No, it died of natural causes At the age of 40
Starting point is 00:24:12 Oh my God This horse is almost as old as me It is as old as you How, hold on How long do horses live? It's an Arabian horse I don't know that affects anything What?
Starting point is 00:24:24 Well, 25 to 30 years So 40's a long-ass horse. Yeah. I think it's M-O-K-I-E. Like Smokey without the S. Mookiee would be two O's, right? Mookiee the horse. Yeah, it looks like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:37 Holds the Guinness World Record for the oldest horse passed away at the age of 40. What do you laugh? What do you see? Because it was owned by him. What? What are you? It's all Berrenolds.
Starting point is 00:24:55 Yeah, all the photos of Arbor Reynolds. Bert Reynolds. When you type in Moki the horse, it's all pictures of it. All right. All right, okay. Bert Reynolds is no longer with us, right? He died at the age of 40. Oh, yeah, right?
Starting point is 00:25:13 He's dead, right? Burr Reynolds? Yeah, yeah, Kurt's dad. Yeah. All right. So he's not suffering the loss today. Mokey was bred on after Bert Reynolds Ranch in 1985. Wow.
Starting point is 00:25:26 For a move to Jupiter, Florida. Despite the average lifespan of a horse being 25 to 30 years, Moki lived well beyond that to about 115 in human years. Wow. He transitioned to being a therapy horse, provided comfort to those in need. He was verified in the Guinness Book of World Records. I understand what they're going for when they do that, but I wish they would stop.
Starting point is 00:25:52 It's 140 in human years. No, it's 40 years in horse. years. Yeah, because that's insane. You can't just be like, that's 140. So there's exact science to figure out the age ratios. Like, come on, man.
Starting point is 00:26:06 I was doing that with Freddie the other day. He had a vet appointment. And he's what, now six or seven or whatever? And I'm like, yeah, bud, we're the same age as we were driving around. I go, couple of guys in their 40s. Because then they changed that even to where, isn't it like the first couple years, it's seven, and then after that? Yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:26:26 They change this. All of a sudden there's new science for dog aging. You know what I mean? Like, get out of here. There's no one doing no dog science. I'll throw him as ball
Starting point is 00:26:35 and I'll be like, well, for a 40-year-old dog, you're doing pretty good, bud. I like the way it moves. I don't know how it works. But them old man hips. So I go to YouTube. Because I just wanted to see
Starting point is 00:26:46 what Moki looked like. Yeah. Or see any footage of them. Yeah. I don't think this is the horse. I'm almost positive. It's not. But I want to hear you guys.
Starting point is 00:26:55 I want you guys to hear this random YouTube guy the way he talks to his horses this this Moki I believe has nothing to do with the Moki that died but he was the first Moki horse that popped up on YouTube. Okay. And I get that we talk like we baby talk to our animals.
Starting point is 00:27:17 Yeah. This guy just seems different. He's not a popular YouTuber. I literally found him on accident. This video has six thousand. It's not a big view like thing. Okay. Listen to how he talks to these horses. Right through a hey. Just an upset dad. Hey, oh my goodness. You guys are all crazy this morning.
Starting point is 00:27:58 I'm sure he's a nice guy. Whoever's YouTube channel this is. Sure he's a great. He loves these horses. He's loves them. But that voice... Crazy! So they're filling their roots. I'll never be as happy. No! You're just crazy horses.
Starting point is 00:28:30 That one on the right looks like, Moki. I... I do talking baby voice to Freddy. Yeah. So I'm not gonna pick on anybody else's baby voice. See, sister, I don't know, I'll never make fun of someone else's crazy pet voice, because I'm sure mine sounds crazy too. We're so gonna laugh.
Starting point is 00:28:46 This guy loves these horses. Yes. His horses name, by the way, are horse and mokey. Yes. It rained pretty good, but it kind of soaked in because we've had a few sunny days. So it's a little damp, but it's not... You boys act like you've never eaten. I love him.
Starting point is 00:29:06 I love that guy. It's great dude. Seems like a great dude. Living a great life on the horse ranch. Two days away from your sweet grass K Rockathon reboot, ticket to only 40. while I don't want to say supplies last because they're not going to run out
Starting point is 00:29:23 but they're only 40 bucks through tomorrow guys so if you're waiting you're on the fence if you don't know your Saturday plans yet let's get your life together save some money, buy them now because they will be more expensive at the gate they are available at the gate but I want to save you money or get a little run on them real quick
Starting point is 00:29:39 I think there's only like a hundred left that's it only 100 tickets left go now you better get over there to get them, guys. Yeah, we were talking about ice cream drive-thrus, and we forgot about our buddies down in Sherbourne. Gilligan's is a drive-thru. Oh, it is?
Starting point is 00:29:54 Yes, it is. Gil and Andy got a drive-thru down there, and I think you can do the food in the drive-thru, too. I want to get the Islandberg. But we were talking Charlie's ice cream, because I never been there. Cody was shocked to find out. I was shocked to find out that the Coldstone
Starting point is 00:30:07 in Destiny closed. I didn't know that. Ice cream cupcakes were, like, my favorite thing. Charlie's does an ice cream cupcake over there by you. But now that I know that I know, that. And they have a drive-thru apparently, somebody said, I don't know. There's a couple things right over there. That Chinese food place that was there was a really good too. Hell yeah. I thought I was being tricked by the internet, but I guess it was a real
Starting point is 00:30:27 statement that was said to Brian Coburger yesterday during the victim statement section of his sentencing. He's that scumbag that killed those college kids. Brian, Lil bit. Little bitch. During the victim statement, because our oldest sent me this clip yesterday, because it's funny and we like to share funny clips. And I was like, oh, this must be a fake TikTok at it. No, they really, they really sad this to. They had people come up to, you want to, it's, I keep saying roasted because roasts, it's not it. Oh, it's victim statements.
Starting point is 00:30:59 They were like, you want to have at this guy for a minute, go ahead. And there were some really, really good ones. Yeah. There were some really good ones. I mean, that's the fun, one of the funnier lines. But I don't remember the woman's name, but one of them, just tore his ass. I think it was Christy Gonclaves, mother of Kaylee gonclaves.
Starting point is 00:31:20 I have two minutes. The whole victim statement section is like 26 minutes. If you go to court TV on YouTube, they have it all there in split screen and you can watch it. But here's just a quick edit. Prison. Kaylee Gonzalez family didn't hold back at Brian Coburger sentencing. As Coburger was sentenced to life in prison for the 22 murders of University of Idaho students, Kaylee, Ethan Chapin, Madison Mogan, and Zaner Kernodal,
Starting point is 00:31:45 Kaylee's mom, Christy Gonzalez, shared a scathing victim impact statement, telling Brian in the Ada County District courtroom July 23rd, you are entering a place where no one will care who you are and no one will ever respect you. You will be forgotten, discarded, used, and erased. You will always be remembered as a loser, an absolute failure. And when those prison doors slam shut behind you, I hope that sound echoes in your heart for the rest of your meaningless days.
Starting point is 00:32:15 I'm confident that the men in prison will have their way with you in more ways than one. You will finally get what you wanted, physical touch. Just probably not how you were expecting it. She also included an additional message from one of Kaylee's sisters. That's right here. Quick message from our youngest daughter. Aubrey wanted to say, you may have received A's in high school and college,
Starting point is 00:32:42 but you're going to be getting big D's in prison. 30-year-old Koeberger, who will complete four consecutive life sentences for the killings, remained stoic and only blinked at the remark. Kaylee's other sister, Olivia Gonzalez, also delivered her own blistering takedown of the defendant, who previously accepted a plea deal that would spare him from the death penalty if he pleaded guilty to the four killings at the off-campus residence and one count of burglary and waived his right to appeal.
Starting point is 00:33:10 How does it feel to know the only thing you failed more miserably at than being a murderer is trying to be a rapper? Wow! Did you recently start shaving or manually pulling out your eyebrows? Did you truly think your Amazon purchase was untraceable because you used a gift card? If you were really smart, do you think you'd be here right now? What's it like? needing this much attention just to feel real.
Starting point is 00:33:40 You're terrified of being ordinary, aren't you? As for Coburger, you could point to speak. There isn't even better one. It's nuts. Yeah, it's like 26 minutes. You're all saying that she would just roasted him. The sister did. Yeah, there's some better, I mean, the big D line is great,
Starting point is 00:33:57 but the other sisters was just, it was, it was very impressive for a family that has gone through this crazy amount of just tear there's a horrific moment no go back it gives you like a yeah screw this guy go go back and watch all I mean there's statements but the one sister's is
Starting point is 00:34:17 is just I mean it's she she crushes them good it's awesome those are very good too but I mean this one I don't know where it is or we're even to look but it's in them you'll find them and you'll know it's great yeah good man I'm glad I mean there's no justice because these people are still sadly gone, but
Starting point is 00:34:35 he'll be dead in prison pretty quickly, I would guess, right? They should have all let each and every one of their family members walk up and just punch them in the face once as they got to leave. Yeah. Just once, you know, you get one. It's not going to, you know, do the same, but at least, you know. Oh, History Girl said,
Starting point is 00:34:53 she said, if he hadn't attacked them in their sleep, Kaylee would have kicked your eff and ass. Yeah, that sister. Watch that sister's clips. That was, it was awesome. She went, that was one that was like, Yeah. Crazy, man. Well, horrific story.
Starting point is 00:35:07 I guess it's never really has an ending, but this is kind of the ending of it. He's going away forever, and I don't believe he'll stay alive in prison very long, you know? Oh, it's the same one. Oh, it is nice. All right, can I change the mood and give something away here? How's that sound?
Starting point is 00:35:23 Sure. What are you, red hot chili pepper? No, but I've got meat and greets. We've got him. A little squeaky in the afternoon's got him. And I'm going to give him away right now. 424 Rock, 315, 424. 24-7-6-25, you will get a pair of tickets if you're caller 5 and a meet and greet to the band of your choice.
Starting point is 00:35:42 It could even be this band. Set it off. Performing live Saturday. It's K-Rock. To who you want to be tonight. You carry big opinions you don't need tonight. Get ready for a wild off-road weekend at South Butler Motorsports Park in Savannah, New York, hosted by Maximum Power Park. Starting July 18th, it's non-stop action with mud trucks.
Starting point is 00:36:05 by sides and ATVs tearing it up across trails, mud bogs, and epic tug of war battles all weekend long. Enjoy live music with Kelsey Lynn headlining Saturday night. Purchase your tickets at the gate and bring the whole crew. Kids 5 and under get in free. Whether you're riding or rocking, this is the off-road party you don't want to miss. 8 o'clock on Twitch, Cocoa Pops goes live. Huh? Who does?
Starting point is 00:36:29 I don't know. I don't know who Coco is. There's a big tall man. I don't know. Big tall man right here. Big tall man with big tall legs overcraft. I don't know who that is. Big tall man legs standing up big tall style.
Starting point is 00:36:39 Cocoa Paz the show too dangerous for the radio. So we take it to Twitch. And I had a 8 o'clock presented by Days Dispensary, open 8 a.m. to 2 am. every day. There's probably people there right now getting ready to open the shop up. Oh, yeah, they are? Like the workers are inside. Who do we meet? We met Brooklyn when we were there?
Starting point is 00:36:57 Oh, I'm terrible with names. I don't remember Brooklyn. We met a lot of everybody. We met a lot of people. A lot of people. I like Brooklyn's name. That's why I remembered it. I think named Jay, named Chris.
Starting point is 00:37:07 It was good up there. There was a lot of people. A lot of people. That's a great place. The vibes are all great. The vibes are rocking. Sometimes you go into some dispensaries and, like, it's very cold. Not the air.
Starting point is 00:37:20 Yeah. It's just stark. The atmosphere. Not there, man. It's not the original graffiti from Chucks back in the day. The stuff on the ceiling is, and in the bathroom, you can see Carmelo Anthony and Johnny Flynn's signatures. Which is cool.
Starting point is 00:37:33 But the walls outside, they, they rechukified them. So they let people right all over the walls. It's really cool. No, it's very neat. Also, all of you love all of our other friends. Of course, sweet grass. You'll see them at this weekends.
Starting point is 00:37:44 K Rockathon Reboots. Of course, Joe's Buds on Adagga Boulevard and East Coast Emeralds for all your accessories up there in North Syracuse. You're awesome. Are you stoked for Happy Gilmore too? Awesome. No, you don't care about it? No, I do in the sense that that's cool because that was like one of the
Starting point is 00:38:04 movies from when we were growing up. Yeah. And I don't know. I saw the, I don't know if there's a, it's the new trailer or whatever, but I saw a recent trailer. And it, it just looked like he was like,
Starting point is 00:38:18 yeah, I'll do happy Gilmore, but I'm not gonna chase Adam Sandler luck. Like, oh, you're not gonna, you're not gonna shave or like, his whole thing was that he was kind of frumpy, but he just looked like he was like, all right, but I'm not changing anything about myself for this
Starting point is 00:38:32 and roll it all. Yeah, like, I think that, I enjoyed his newer movies. What I think happened was Netflix just pulled up with a truck full of money and said, I don't know, do whatever you want. They did. And he had, and he had hundreds of millions.
Starting point is 00:38:45 And they were like, but we need, what was it? I don't remember the number. Like five things. Yep, you all was five. So I know he did a new special.
Starting point is 00:38:52 Yep. He did that Hubey Halloween. He did that alien where he like, I didn't watch that one, but there was an alien in it. Yep. He did the lizard thing. The Leo, the lizard.
Starting point is 00:39:00 I did like that one. And now this is it, right? And now this, yeah. Number five, happy Gilmore, Two, I think he was waiting on this one. Well, I'm saying like B.C. Singh said, the tap of Gimort, too, striking all the irons hot. Strong with the iron's hot, baby.
Starting point is 00:39:11 People are craving this. I mean, half of the cast is no longer with us. Right, yeah, the grandma's definitely dead. Grandma's dead. Chubs is dead. Chubs is dead. Bob Barker's dead. And I don't know.
Starting point is 00:39:22 Just the trailer didn't, whatever I just saw yesterday or the other day, just didn't look. Oh, Eminem is the new jackass guy. I mean, that's funny. But Eminem's older, too. so are we though I guess if we're just gonna hold on to it but see it also looks like
Starting point is 00:39:37 they're just retreading everything not to spoil it because it's in the trailer but Chubbs has a son and he goes to shake his hand and it's also crunches it and it's like you just did that and I'm seeing that I'm an M is a jackass guy
Starting point is 00:39:50 so he's gonna get heckled but you know like but maybe it's just what I want I want someone Sandler would have been the one to do this to have the balls to just reshoot the
Starting point is 00:40:03 entire first movie, scene for scene, and just release the same thing and see if Netflix does anything. Here it is. Happy Gilmore, too. Here it is. Happy Gilmore, too. It's the exact same movie. We had a couple people in it. We had to change around.
Starting point is 00:40:14 Yep, there go. All set. Bob Barker becomes, you know, Drew Carrey, Drew Carey comes out and fights them. Yes. Well, a new poll asked Americans, do you think Adam Sandler is funny? They asked 2,200 people, 40% of which said he is somewhat funny. 27% said he is very funny. I think he's,
Starting point is 00:40:37 I think he's very funny because I think he's a brilliant comedian comedian guy, but he has, I think sometimes he thinks too much of himself and doesn't maybe, like use his mind to help other movies where instead he's like, I'll do it. It's like, yeah, but,
Starting point is 00:40:56 why don't you help us in the movie be even better? No, I'll do it. Here's Happy Gilmore 2. Oh. But on the other side of the coin, I watched him in like uncut gems and he was great. That's what I mean. Was that him, though? Or was he acting?
Starting point is 00:41:09 That's what I mean. But was that him just like everyone else is in charge, you develop the character. Yeah, maybe that's what it is. That's what I like. Like, let him develop his character and do the thing. You know, he's a very good actor when it comes to that. But, you know, some of them are. It's what I think has happened with Sandler's.
Starting point is 00:41:27 I think he's just been so successful for so long. Yeah. Like, has he ever had any duds? Like, I mean, don't, the Zohan would be probably. Well, that's the thing a lot. Has he had anything that's been like huge Grand Slam since, you know. Also a good point. Billy Madison and all that.
Starting point is 00:41:44 Because, like, grown-ups was, it was a success, but you ain't finding anybody that's like, dude, grown-ups! Bro, grown-ups? No, he had grown-ups, too? He had that, I know the meme is like, he had that Chicago Bulls-era run. Yeah. Where it was, I don't know what the older they came out in, but Billy Madison. Yes.
Starting point is 00:42:07 Happy y'-al-a. Wedding singer. A little bit after. Little Nicky was like, there was a little bit left in the barrel. And you know what I mean? Yeah. Because there were some funny jokes. Oh, yes, yes.
Starting point is 00:42:21 Big Daddy. Brilliant. Big Daddy might have been his best ever. Yeah. But then it just kind of started to like, all right, yeah, you did it, bro, which is great. Mm-hmm. and I don't know I'm going to mess with the Zohan.
Starting point is 00:42:32 He played himself with his sister. Yeah, Jack and Jill. Oh, I never lost Jack and Jill. There were, yeah, 50 first dates was good. Punch drunk? I don't think I saw that one. But, no, it was just like a lot of,
Starting point is 00:42:47 all right, cool, man. Solid bass hits. Yeah. Yeah. You got on base? Yeah. I liked Hubey Halloween. I did too.
Starting point is 00:42:55 It's the last one I like. Oh, Click makes me cry. That's right. I've tried to watch. watched a couple times. I just, eh, I don't know,
Starting point is 00:43:02 there's some, some weird ones. That one where he's demands Jennifer Anderson, is that punch drunk? No, is that another one? Yeah,
Starting point is 00:43:11 Mr. Deeds, dude. That one was like, but Mr. Deeds, we liked it when it was out because we were like, yeah, Adam Sandler. I watched it like two weeks ago
Starting point is 00:43:19 was on TV, I watched it. But is it like, this is great. You know what I mean? It's like a warm blanket. Yeah, it's like,
Starting point is 00:43:25 this is fine. I think kids of the 80s and 90s, Adam Sandler movies are like warm blanket. Yep. If Happy Gilmore's on TV, it's like a warm blanket. If Mr. Deeds is on TV, oh, warm blanket.
Starting point is 00:43:40 Yeah, Waterboy. See, that was his good era. Waterboy and another one. That era right there was where it was at. And then we were like, yeah, but keep giving us those. And it's like, well, that's hard. That's hard. And you get older.
Starting point is 00:43:52 Yep. You can be silly, wacky Adam Sandler when you're, you know, in your 20s. When you're in your 60s, it's a little different, you know. We'll see. see. All right. Oh, eight crazy nights was funny. Hotel Transylvania's. I'll still watch it. Good voice. But again, yes, when he's offering up,
Starting point is 00:44:08 just go be silly Adam Sandler. That's, I think, when he is at his best. Yeah. What's your favorite Sandler movie? Tax sign 315, 365-109. That's Beals. First chat in our Twitch. Zohan is awesome. We found the one Zohan fan. All right, we'll get you that for DVD. Sweetgrass K. Rockin'on reboot just a couple of days away.
Starting point is 00:44:33 get your tickets online for just $40. A whole day rock show for just $40. OG passes are still available. That gets you right up by the front of the stage. That gets you a private bar. That gets you private bathrooms. That get you monster water while supplies last. Extra shade, extra seating.
Starting point is 00:44:52 Although, by the way, for those of you who are getting $40 tickets, we have doubled the amount of picnic tables from last year. Oh, nice. So for those you, I see a lot of people because, listen. I'll say this quiet because it's hard to swallow sometimes. We're getting older. And I see a lot of you commenting how it's hard to stand all day. I feel you, dog.
Starting point is 00:45:14 Yeah, we're good. We got you. We got you. We got a lot of seating, all right? Listen, Playboy. Don't be embarrassed. Yeah. Standing all day is hard.
Starting point is 00:45:22 It's rough. Okay? So, yeah. You want to sit down. You go sit down. You go under a tree. You go sit down, all right? But I mean, according to three or four people on the internet,
Starting point is 00:45:31 it's insane that anybody would even want to be. want to go have a good time. Yeah, I know. I ignore all the hate. Why, I don't let them get to you. Who cares, you know? I just like to ha-ha the messages. It's just so funny, the people that are just, they can't just let other people have a good time. Because they're miserable in their own lives.
Starting point is 00:45:47 They have to just tell you how much. It's not, no one's several times. There's, there's a couple people that will just constantly comment on our posts. And it's like, what a loser you are. There's a new guy who's, who hates us on, on social media right now. And I'm blaming you for this one because it says he lives in East Syracuse, so he probably grew up with you and hates you. Oh, maybe.
Starting point is 00:46:09 Who is it? He just keeps calling us these two ass clowns. All right. His name's not real. It's like boof or something, but it's... Oh, oh, I saw that. Yeah, I saw that, yeah. Every photo.
Starting point is 00:46:17 There's a couple of them. There's a couple of them. Which is not an insult. We are ass clowns. No. Listen, listen, though. We're just to that person specifically, sorry that we made something of ourselves.
Starting point is 00:46:28 We do. And don't have to spend our day hiding behind. weird fake Facebook pictures and stuff and names. Sorry that your life is that sad and that your girlfriends love us. Oh, they usually do too. Chicks love us, bud. Wives, it's a little different. No, my wife does not like me.
Starting point is 00:46:50 But most people's wives do. Twitch.combe slash K-Rocke C&Y is where you will find Coco Puffs tonight. At 8 o'clock, Twitch.TV slash K-Rockewufs. Presented my sweetgrass. You'll see them out at the big old concert on Saturday. Cocoa Puff's also brought to you by Joe's Buds, East Coast Emeralds, and Dazed dispensary. I feel like, I don't know, like, I don't understand what this is a stupid decision of school is doing, but I saw the headline a bunch yesterday.
Starting point is 00:47:22 It's Tennessee. You guys always hear me say how much I love Tennessee, but they make really stupid decisions down there. They're no longer accepting doctor's notes for an absence. If you got the sniffles, you can come in. Gated it from your pastor. It's what he said. He said, you're going to go to job with sniffles growing up, well, you can come to school.
Starting point is 00:47:42 That just feels really out of touch to me. It's just another one of these stupid, and you can't even say boomer thought processes because even boomers got to stay home if you were sick. Yeah, no back in there. Right? You're going to trigger some boomers. It's insane.
Starting point is 00:48:01 blew my leg off with a grenade and I walked to school that day. You just tell me you need let, you need both of them? The weird thing that's happened as someone who's raising two children through COVID and they're in school, school has changed dramatically since COVID. We took a year off, two years. Some may argue we took too long of time off. I might agree with some of that. But we had a lot of time where kids in their years growing,
Starting point is 00:48:31 their vision of school changed. They're like, oh, I can do this at home or I can learn in other ways. Or maybe I don't like school. Well, it's what's insane about all that is it's the same thing that many CEOs and big-time bosses learned how to pivot their businesses.
Starting point is 00:48:52 They learned what you actually needed and didn't need. Right. And then they did it. And then they expect kids to not see the same things and be like, well, no, everything, we're going to, don't worry about that. I know that the real world is doing things, but no, now that it's over, we are going to go back to every single thing that we did in the past. Well, we just saw for a year that you can do things differently.
Starting point is 00:49:15 And what's interesting is that we, to your point, we now see that most jobs can either be remote or at least a hybrid model. Or you can chill, like, you can just chill and doesn't all need to be. I do half of my work at home. I do the show, and then I have a little. whole setup at home, I do the rest of the day's work. So why would we, to this guy's point, you're going to hear in this clip, says, when you get a job, you've got to come in with sniffles. Well, it also seems like there's jobs now that you can do hybrid.
Starting point is 00:49:43 Why can't you do school in a hybrid model? Some days you can do it from home, some days you come on in. Yeah. I hate the thought that a child is only successful if they can go to school every day and follow all the rules. Yep. Nope. Because kids are different, just like people are different. All right.
Starting point is 00:50:01 And then you're made to feel like a failure if your kid doesn't want to go into school. After they just saw for a year that they don't need to. And they... To continue their academic success. And nobody really... And it might be because of the administrators. I don't know. But nobody really has an answer or any way to help you.
Starting point is 00:50:19 They're just like, well, the only way education happens is if they're here at 7.30 in the morning. That's the only way it can happen. It seems, well, we need to get the funding. We need more from the teachers while we give them less. You know what I mean? It just seems to be the same way that it is in any business. Yeah. The same top couple people make all the money and they need to keep making all that money.
Starting point is 00:50:42 So they're going to keep making decisions that are best for them. And the kids or the people that work for them. What are you kidding? It was a why. It was an eye-opening. It was an eye-opening experience when we transitioned our oldest from in-school learning to home-school. Because they want to go to school, There's a lot of anxiety and stuff that went with it.
Starting point is 00:51:03 And as the parent, you're just made to feel like you're an awful parent because your kid learns in different ways. Right. If everybody's kid doesn't fit in this exact box, you're a terrible parent. Why can't you just raise your kids better? What? Kids homeschooled? How are they going to learn to docee dough and promenade?
Starting point is 00:51:22 Exactly right. Are they going to run the mile? Our oldest has thrived with a homeschool system. Oh, God. I recognize. Right? I'm very lucky to be married to an educator, have the job that I do that allows me to do homeschooling,
Starting point is 00:51:38 and also just it's a freedom to do it. Not everybody has that freedom. But if it works, if it works, it works. Hell yeah. This is the Tennessee School District who says no longer will they accept doctor's notes. You're either there or you're not. You could end up failing the grade. You could fill the course.
Starting point is 00:51:54 You're going to be petitioned to court. You're not going to participate in graduation, get your driver's license permit. And if you've got the sniffles, that's fine. You're going to have them when you go to work one day. We've all gone to work sick and hurt and beat up. What? First of all, you shouldn't have to go to work sick and beat up. No, nobody wants that.
Starting point is 00:52:09 Nobody wants that. I hate that here when people come in and they're like, I'm just sick. You're not a surgeon. You're not saving anybody's life. And did he now say that he's going to try to be in charge of you getting your driver's license? Oh, he's going to punish you for that too. Oh, so your school can take away your driver's license.
Starting point is 00:52:26 Yeah. Because they have no say in that. No, they don't. This is a free country. The school does not get to tell me what I can and can't do with my life. That guy sounds so much fun. But it's like that's, what kind of mindset is that? Well, that's a guy that has...
Starting point is 00:52:38 You go to work, scuba, sniffles. He's got real family values. He's got a wife. I am here to remind you. My fellow parents. Couple dogs. I have one child. And Jebus.
Starting point is 00:52:52 Who cannot function in a school system. I have another child who won the president's award for never getting below. a 90 average for four years. Well, they're both wrong. You can have different kids. It is not a reflection on you as a parent. Kids are different. They learn different. You're not a failure because the school told you that your kid, well, if they can't be here
Starting point is 00:53:14 for school, then what are you doing? You must suck as a parent. You don't. You don't. You love your kids. You raise them right. You do the best you can. And don't let other people dictate to you. My favorite is it's always that guy right there. if you look back in his past, like his life, like the way he's talking, you would think that like,
Starting point is 00:53:33 I grew up, fought and for, you know what is he? You know, that he was probably just handed everything. He's the director of schools, so he's probably making $175, $200 grand a year. But you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:53:44 The way he's talking, you would think that he has always lived a rugged life where he's been the personification of Ron Swanson since his birth. We're really in the 80s. He was probably doing Coke and have big, The goofy hair with a hair spray and cheetah leather pants.
Starting point is 00:54:01 That's always the best. Gotta be a man! He's probably making tons of money. Telling other people, telling people just trying to do their best. Well, your kids ain't going to get a driver's license if it's up to me. If we have any say in it. If I have any say. Well, he bails his own kids out of every DWI.
Starting point is 00:54:16 You're doing the best you can, fellow parents. You're doing the best you can. Are they? We are counting down the hours now to the Sweetgrass K Rockathon. Reboot. I thought Truckee Love was stopping to pick. something up before the K Rockin'on reboot. He was just here to flip us off of him and go about his business.
Starting point is 00:54:34 It was hilarious. All right, Chuckie, good to see you, bud. Love you. See you Saturday. Also, by the way, start drinking water right now today. Get hydrated. It's hot as balls out there. You already went out? Dude.
Starting point is 00:54:43 It's going to be gross today. I know my son's going to ask, can I go golfing? I would stay inside today, but I would tell him to start drinking water now if he's going to go out. We're staying inside today. We don't need to be out in a heat advisory. It's bad already. Shout out to the show fam that's working outdoors today.
Starting point is 00:54:57 What's it say? out right now already. Right now it says 77. But it's the humidity that you're going to feel. I was going to say it could be that but I bet it let's see what it feels like. It feels like 81 already. But the news said
Starting point is 00:55:12 it was like tropical humidity so that's what you're going to feel out there, you know? It's not the heat, it's the humidity. Yeah, no, let's see. Oh, humidity is 66%. So it's just up. It's getting up into like, like there, 69% humidity today. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:55:28 And then in some fluke of nature, humidity drops low and beautiful for Saturday. Storms come through tomorrow and then Saturday's perfect weather. I don't know what deal we made with the devil to get a beautiful Syracuse Nationals weekend. And then after that first rain at the taste, great taste of Syracuse weekend. And now we're going to get a great K-Rockathon reboot, knocking on wood. Right. I don't know. Let's see, hold on Susan real quick, looking for DuPoint.
Starting point is 00:55:58 If I could hit you with the due point. What does that mean, do point? I don't have the due point. I don't, oh, 66, also 66 with the due point. So what does that mean, though? I don't know. Due point is what the temperature would need to be to be cool. Wait, dew point is what the temperature would need to be to be cool.
Starting point is 00:56:16 Wait, why is that the sentence? Would need to be cooled in order to achieve a relative humidity of 100%. So it would get down to like 66 degrees in order for it to be nice out. Oh, okay, there you go. The dew point is the temperature to which air must be cooled for water vapor in it to condense into liquid forming dew or fog. Wow. Still don't know what that means. It essentially indicates the amount of moisture in the air with a higher dew point signifying more moisture.
Starting point is 00:56:43 Gotcha. All right. Yikes. So is ideal dew point like low? I guess. During the summer, dew points above 60 degrees mean the air is somewhat humid. If it is in, if it is due points in the 80s, it is huge. extremely humid or tropical.
Starting point is 00:57:00 I think we're going to be up that way. Yeah, it's late tomorrow before those storms come through. And the UV stuff is like really bad from 11 to like three or four today. My kids know this now, probably because they all got phones in their pockets. They always bring up the UV. Yeah. They're like, dad, the UV is blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, it's bad right now.
Starting point is 00:57:23 It's already, what times of eight? It's getting up there where it's okay. but once it hits like 10 a.m., it turns into the moderate to high risk, but then from like 11 to 2, 3, it's very high to extreme where it says extra protection needed. Be careful outside. You know, if your shadow is shorter than you seek shade and wear protective clothing. If your shadow is shorter, it means like it's right over top of you. That's why, yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:46 I want to go see if my shadow is shorter than me. It wouldn't be yet, but it will be as the sun is high in the sky. I would imagine that wouldn't take much. No, but I'm sorry. No. I mean, it's probably gone now. A man in Florida Had a little bit of a freak out
Starting point is 00:57:58 Um Bat Potentially I don't know What was going on with Henry Atunez Avarado When he stripped naked in a gym Ran through the gym nude Tried to set fire to a bathroom
Starting point is 00:58:13 And then hid inside of a tanning bed Thinking nobody could find him inside the tanning bed All right That's home base Panting bed Oh all right Yeah I think it's probably a mental episode
Starting point is 00:58:23 Church office Come on with your hands up This is him? Right there, right there Let me turn right there They're gonna wrap you up Is that better? Oh, you left cheek marks
Starting point is 00:58:37 You left cheek marks. You left cheat marks That's pretty funny You got cheeks on the tanning bed I like the music What was it back on? I don't know, just some song
Starting point is 00:58:48 Do the timbrein Do the timbrein And the Sheriff's Office Come on with your hands up Right there, right there Right there Let me see it Yeah, it's a digger demurine.
Starting point is 00:58:57 What is that song? Come out now! They're going to wrap you up. Is that better? Oh, you left cheek marks. What is that song? I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:59:07 That's hilarious. Yeah, they got them. They got them. You can't hide a tanning bed, but it wasn't a plan of the fitness, yeah. Yeah, here's the thing. The ends are open, so it's not like, unless it was all the clothes.
Starting point is 00:59:16 No, it's a little clamshell one on the LA. Yeah. They're going to see you. Maybe his, honestly, had he not ran through the place naked, Get naked, get in the tanning booth, and when they come in you go, whoa, I'm just tanning. Like, whoa, I've been in here. Excuse me.
Starting point is 00:59:32 This is the tanning booth. Is it not? No, why are you in here while I'm nude and trying to tan my body and my butt cheeks and my own? My wiener needs to be tan. You better not say the F on our stage. Mr. Box. Mr. Box. This is a family-friendly show.
Starting point is 00:59:55 Why, God. You keep the curses on that tour bus, Mr. Swears? You will see them performing live and in person coming up. On Saturday, just a couple days away now. Get your tickets just $40. You couldn't see just Candlebox by themselves for $40. And you won't see them at all unless you wave like this.
Starting point is 01:00:13 Yes. You will be seeing Candlebox and nothing more and set it off and alien air farm and drowning pool for 40 bucks. But that's only if you buy them before the end of the day tomorrow. The prices go up, day up. Don't wait. Do not wait. Do not go to the gate and have to spend more when you can buy them on your phone right now. K-rockathon.com and have money
Starting point is 01:00:34 to spend indoors. I know that there's some people that have to, but those of you that are just, oh, well, I forgot. Like, no, don't. Don't forget. Come on, I'm trying to save you money. I know that. I want you. Yeah, everybody. Get them in the door. Get them out. But we want you to be able to save
Starting point is 01:00:51 a couple dollars. Give yourself something to eat or drink and then give me that money a punch. Yeah, get punched money. That's what I'm saying. I know. Yeah, I want you guys to go get like a burger or something delicious. Happy National Tequila Day. Ooh, I'll do some tequila before
Starting point is 01:01:08 Game in. Yeah. Really? We got this. I do not drink tequila. Oh, what was that? Was that a good one? Tara. Look at it.
Starting point is 01:01:18 Taramana. Who drank all of our tequila? Did you drink that? I don't drink tequila, so it wasn't me. I did that one before whatever show we had like a year ago or whatever, but, or no, the wrestling show that, that was, how long ago was that? Are people just drinking our booze? I would imagine.
Starting point is 01:01:32 Probably. Wow. I mean, it'd be nice to ask. I guess so. Well, I get asked. That's a lot of tequila missing. I do like. There's just something about it.
Starting point is 01:01:45 You like to smell of cigarettes? Because that's what tequila smells like to me. Really? You think so? Yeah. I think it's smelling cigarettes? Yeah, I just, I don't know what it is. I don't like it.
Starting point is 01:01:53 I have something. Oh, no, it's, I, uh, I'm got to be careful with tequila. You'll do a shot? I'll take a little, a little, a little, one of those little tiny ones. I know you like them in your margs, but... Because I like him in Margs, but no, there's something about it where when you do the... What do the people call it? The wheels, side cars?
Starting point is 01:02:13 What is that? With the salt and lime. I don't want to just take a shot of... But with that, man, that just goes down smooth. So many celebrities have their own tequila brands. Not as cool as a whiskey brand, weekday whiskey. That's way better. It's available over liquor wine and moonshine, State Fair Boulevard.
Starting point is 01:02:31 the closest liquor store to the fairgrounds. Winkila. So, Dwayne Johnson has mana tequila. Nick Jonas has Villa 1. Sammy Hagar and Guy Fieti has Santa Finno Blanco. Oh, yeah. ACDC has Thunderstruck Tequila.
Starting point is 01:02:57 Okay. George Clooney had Casamigos, but I feel like he sold that for a billion dollars. Didn't a lot of them sell them? He did sell it. because you've got a lot of money from a lot of these things, right? Toby Keith has a tequila brand. Had.
Starting point is 01:03:10 Justin Timberlake has one. P. Diddy has one. Oh, yeah. Didn't they drop him? Carlos Santana, Michael Jordan, Kendall Jenner, Adam Levine. Didn't P. Diddy's, what's his? Didn't they drop him from it? P. Diddy tequila.
Starting point is 01:03:28 De Leon. The brand was founded by Brent Hawking, purchased by P.Ditty in 2003. I have no evidence of him still being on here or not. Yeah, I was going to say, I would imagine. Oh, 2004, he sold his share of the tequila brand for because the world is an unfair place, $200 million. Unreal. Okay.
Starting point is 01:03:48 That's what a lot of those guys do. Didn't know, unless you already said it, Ryan Reynolds? Was it Ryan Reynolds? Did he sell his? Let me see what on my list. Didn't somebody do this? Well, I said that George Clooney and he was, his partner was Cindy Crawford's husband, Rande Gerber?
Starting point is 01:04:03 They sold Casamigos for a billion dollars. If everybody would like to acquire a weekday whiskey, taking offers, starting at $1 billion. All right. 8 o'clock on Twitch, thanks to our friends over at Days Dispensary. They also support our gaming stream here in about one minute. Joe's Buds, East Coast Emeralds, and Sweetgrass, two locations, and they will be at this Saturday's Sweetgrass K Rockathon reboot.
Starting point is 01:04:28 It's named after them. No, it was actually just a weird coincidence. Always been called the Sweetgrass? Yeah. And then they opened a business called Sweetgrass. Isn't that crazy? And it just kind of, it's where sponsorship met vast. We will see that all happening today.
Starting point is 01:04:44 8 o'clock on our Twitch channel, Cody. We. I'll do that. I'm going to play a little golf. Had a lot of fun yesterday. I fell apart on the 18th. Oh, that was a... It was a...
Starting point is 01:04:54 One of the best rounds I've ever had a fell apart on the 18th. Yep. And out of nowhere that... I apologize to my fans and supporters. I let you down. I hope to redeem myself today. Well, I mean, you were, you was locked in. Let's say, you let everybody know that you were locked in and for a while.
Starting point is 01:05:14 I don't know how I feel about it right now. I don't know if I feel locked in. I don't know how I feel right now. You were locked in. We're going to play 18 holes right now in our gaming stream. Come join us. We're going to do it here in the air conditioning instead of outside where it's very hot today. Stay cool and hydrated today, friends.
Starting point is 01:05:28 We're very hot. Eat advisors. Check on your neighbors. Check on your elderly family members. Keep those pets indoors, please. Or somewhere cool. Get them inside. Radio world, we hand you off to the 90s at 9.
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