The Show - WOKE PERKINS
Episode Date: September 10, 2025An evening at the airport has Josh asking “what’s the stink?” Cody encourages Bills fans to keep your expectations in check. If Cracker Barrel gets this much attention for changing t...heir logo, imagine if other restaurants went woke. Plus so much more on a Wednesdee!
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We interrupt this program.
Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.
They are not part of the legitimate business world.
What they do is they celebrate underachievement.
And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.
And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would.
Wednesday. It's a lot of stuff.
It's a diarrhea Wednesday.
I wish it was a crisp apple.
It is a crisp morning.
I know it. All these mornings and the smells.
I'm going to have to run on up to beacon skiff randomly in the middle of the day.
Snatch me a couple apples.
51 right now.
48 outside the Utica studio.
Oh, nice.
Crisp.
Don't hike that man.
Fives in the area.
Autumn voids.
Autumn voids.
I love me tambourine.
You'd think it's been like a week and a half,
and we're still not over it.
Sorry.
You can just randomly hear me tambourineing.
Yeah, I can.
Throughout the office on the day.
For those you that don't know,
the studio is right next to the office
that will go and then sit in afterwards.
Cody goes to another studio.
And I'll just sit in there listening to music
and he'll tambourine with the music
that I'm listening to in the office.
You can just hear a little bit.
You got a little tambourine to.
Yeah.
You got a little tambourine to.
it. How are we doing? How was everyone's Tuesday? Good. You have a good Tuesday? Any sports on?
Baseball probably, right? But not really. Yeah. Nah, I got caught up on some rathling.
Yeah?
A lot about rathling.
Laying down to a little bad time. Oh. See a lot of new followers as we are going to be doing a
meeting greet giveaway at 7.30 this morning in our Twitch chat. Yeah. Geez. All these people was like,
Oh.
Good luck catching up to Lottie who just subscribed for his 73rd month in a row.
Is that the top?
Is Lottie top?
Lottie was our number, was our first Twitch follower, right?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Suffrable.
Because I guess Dave Grohl went to Oasis in L.A.
Oh, wow.
And somebody posted a photo and all the comments are in the bottle.
Like, Dave Grohl vibes in the area.
We saw a lot of celebrities at our show, too.
I didn't even know that.
We went to go see Oasis with a lot of celebrities.
We went to Oasis with our friends, Matt Damon, Bob Odenkirk.
Yep.
Have you seen anybody else come out yet?
Oh, balls.
I did.
I'm sure there was a bunch there.
I just had one on the tip of my tongue and now I completely forgot.
There was, yeah.
New York City, of course.
Alo, celebrities.
I want to thank the people who sacrifice their enjoyment of a concert to film an entire concert so that I can watch it.
in my office and over.
Did that ally guy just have
glasses on? Is that what the deal is?
Because there's no way
somebody standing right there would not get in trouble
for just doing this the whole time.
I don't think people care anymore.
So what Cody's referencing is
you think I'm insufferable
on the air?
Off the air, Cody and I are even more
Oasis insufferable.
Because here we can't share.
Yeah, here we try to edit ourselves
in a way where we know that not the whole audience
loves Oasis.
as much as we do.
Yeah.
But privately,
we equally love Oasis as much.
So every day YouTube will suggest a new, like,
here's the full set of blah, blah, blah.
And yesterday, I found Night 2 of Los Angeles,
and the dude was literally front row.
Yeah.
Like, there was nobody in front of him,
and he filmed the entire concert.
It's incredible.
But to Cody's point,
it's like, you're front row at Oasis.
You're just going to hold your phone for two hours?
For two hours, that guy for two hours,
or whatever it was.
I don't know if it was a phone, was it.
It was very good quality.
It was super good quality and the audio was great,
but it's like, aren't you just giving up?
You're not enjoying the show, are you?
And do you have to delete everything on your phone?
That I don't know either.
To turn on all the highest quality video and record for two hours.
Because sometimes you see it like they have an external battery pack in their pocket.
That's dedication.
Yeah.
That's like that sign file that was on.
What were you?
The theater and recording.
I'm going to need 2K on.
I'm going to be one up on the balcony.
Right?
That's impressive.
So I appreciate those of you, the bootleg shows.
It used to be back in the day my brother Joey had a friend Tyler in high school,
whose dad was a big Grateful Dead guy.
Oh, he was one of the-
And Tyler's dad was infamous for going to Grateful Dead shows with two microphones up his sleeves
and he would stand there like this.
My hands are up the entire time to get a stereo recording of the Grateful Dead.
That's awesome.
And I'm like, that's dedication.
Thank you so much.
Yep.
Isn't that one of the groups that has their own little section?
Yeah, they're fine with it.
If you want to do it, go over there.
They're fine with it.
I think all those hippie-dippy bands are like Mo and stuff.
They're like, yeah, just go record it.
Go over there on this little spot.
Well, Dave releases his own bootlegs.
Like, you go to Dave Matthews band on Apple Music and there's like a hundred shows.
Yeah, he's finally come around because he was one of the last holdouts.
Yeah.
of now I'm not,
here,
I'm not streaming into my music.
So,
busy day.
Busy day,
this morning on the year.
Well,
as,
well,
it is a whiskey Wednesday.
Don't forget seven o'clock tonight.
I'll go live.
We'll sip on a little whiskey.
Liquor wine and Moonshine State Fair Boulevard.
7.30 this morning,
though,
people in our Twitch chat
could have an opportunity
to meet Papa Roach.
Yeah.
Literally all you've got to do
is get into our Twitch chat
at like 7.30.
I'll let people get in there.
I'll do the countdown.
We'll pull a winner and you could meet Papa Roach tomorrow night over at the amphitheater.
Wow, he's going to pull a leaner.
Oh, a day to remember tonight over at the amphitheater.
Lots to get to.
Do I got this?
Do I have kissing bug disease?
Hold on a second.
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Yikes.
Oh, man, do I have Chinese kissing bug disease?
Yes.
Yes, you do.
I don't know, you got some type of disease with kissing or touching or holding because you are irresdissible.
Ah, thank you.
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What a dick.
Mom, do I have this?
No, only one species resides in Ohio, this says, but is this a thing for Ohio?
Because it looks like stink bugs.
These bugs look like the stink bugs are getting your house.
I definitely got this.
Good morning, everybody.
Happy Wednesday.
Tonight, seven o'clock on.
Why is this first sex with Ohio?
Twitch and YouTube.
Ohio's close enough to hear.
Well, I would like it to be set to New York.
Let me know in New York.
When do I get it?
When do I get it?
Right.
Now, tonight at 7 o'clock.
We'll be doing a little whiskey Wednesday.
7 p.m.?
Okie dokey.
I don't know what we're drinking.
I'll step over to liquor wine and Moon China State Fair Boulevard
See what's going on over there
Something fall-timey
I was up late last night
I was picking up my in-laws from the airport
I didn't know the airport
Smelt so bad I posted on my Facebook page
I don't know what that is
I don't have much airport experience
So I can't help you with that one budge
Some people said it was the glycol
Like they de-ice the planes with
But I don't know why we're neat
It's not winter time
That's what I thought
Is that a stupid thing to say
Do they need it all the time
Because it's colder up in the air
I pulled in
and I was like, what is that?
Like I had my windows down because it was a nice night
and I was waiting for them to get off the plane.
I'm like, what does that smell?
Yeah, I was only over there, what, like a year or two ago?
Twice in one summer and it didn't smell either time.
I have flown in and out of there dozens of times and never smelled it.
But here's the thing.
A lot of businesses and stuff are like factories.
They released their chemical stuff at night.
Oh.
Like I remember when the old Bristol Myers was over there.
in Syracuse, they passed a thing to only release their like whatever valves or whatever at
nighttime because during the day all the time they're just randomly, it would just be the most
horrific like sulfur type smell and you're like, oh my God. And it's like, well, Mr. Myers is
releasing their whatever, but you know, they're making whatnot. So I wonder if there's
maybe something around there that is producing something that everybody likes to pick on
Fulton, but all we ever smelled was chocolate back in the day. Chocolate and Miller beer.
No, it's an Aldi.
We didn't smell.
Now it is an Aldi, yeah.
We don't smell that anymore.
No, no.
I pulled in and I was like, what is this?
Like, I pulled in to the arrival area, and I'm like, what, what is that smell?
It literally smelled like someone's pumping out an RV.
Oh, maybe they were pumping them all out.
Like, back when I used to pump out.
At night, because it smells.
I used to pump out the boat.
Yeah.
Like waste tanks, that's what it smelled like, where you put the hose on it.
Do you have any other interesting stories from?
No, no, that I can think of from the Marina and, um.
Because, well, maybe they have to do all the plane stuff like that at night.
So that's what I thought it was.
Because if they go during the day when everyone's trying to hustle and bustle,
I ain't flying on to say her cute.
This was like 9.45 at night.
I'm like smelling that like that pungent smell.
And I'm like, what is that smell?
It smelled like someone was pumping out all the...
Yeah, poop mixed with chemicals.
I thought I was next to a bus that was doing it.
I was like, is this bus pumping out?
It's toilets?
So I moved.
Still smelled.
And by the way, if you're a taxi cab,
driver who was at the airport last night at about 9.45, you need to go to a doctor.
The amount of phlegm that was coming out of your body.
Oh, I can't even imagine.
As you smoked a cigarette behind me, I mean, it was a gallon of phlegm and coughing.
It was a lot.
Yeah, that's gross.
Also, do you got, does the airport make these poor TSA agents, like walk a mile to their car?
Probably.
Like, they were literally walking to the back of, like, the fur.
this part of the airport. All of them must have got off at like
930 or something. They were probably like, yeah, you
park. That's what it all,
remember like working at, they used to say it like
Sears? Mm-hmm. You're like, no, you park.
You got to park far away. In the back. Like,
it's up front for customers.
You're all saying it's the glycol.
So have we, do we have to start de-icing
now because it's getting cold at night? Is that
how planes work? I mean, they are up where it's probably way
colder. It's gross. Everything about planes.
Frigig right. That was a shocking odor to
me is all I'm saying. Especially when you can't
get away from it? Couldn't get away from it. That type of stuff gives me headaches. And then I finally
chose a parking spot and they parked next old Spitty McFlemmerson getting up just real big coughs.
Did you park in the right spots though? Or did you get told 80 different times that you need to
move even though nobody is there at all that doesn't matter. I went to arrivals and I just sat
there and listen to the man
released this demon
I almost like
bro you need to go to urgent care
nobody should be coughing and getting up that much
flam you gotta stop smoking
because if I were you it would have been late
and I would have been cranky and at some point
I'd been like maybe we don't have that cigarette
yeah I don't think it's working out for you
bud that you see the correlation
yeah do you hear all the
grossness coming out of your body that might be the cigarettes.
Go do sex to yourself.
Happy Whiskey Wednesday, friends.
That's what I wanted to look up.
Is there like an apple whiskey?
Oh, I don't know.
They got all the good good over there.
Liquor wine and Moonshire State Fair Boulevard.
I've had it.
So I know that Crown Royal Apple.
That's a good one.
I have had that, but that's not.
That's not Whiskey Wednesday, boys.
That's not Whiskey Wednesday, Voids.
It's not really.
Crown Royal's not really.
Crown Royal is not really.
I don't drink much Crown Royal.
And I still haven't opened that bottle that Scott at East Coast gave me, the Hennessy, that pure white.
Can you save that?
I haven't opened it yet.
Because I have that.
Collectible.
That bottle of Crown Royal from 41 years ago.
Whoa, why?
My mom wanted in a raffle.
And you've never opened it?
From my uncle.
No.
No.
Oh.
Yep.
And gave it to me on like, it was it did you give it?
it to me on my 21st birthday and I've had it.
That's cool.
Yeah.
Unopen.
Never even six?
No.
Wow.
Nope.
Neek says they have two more.
If you're just joining us,
Cody said he got a lot of compliments on his Syracuse Stonerman hat that he
wore to the dome last weekend and they have two East Coast Emeralds right now.
There you go.
So if you want one.
They're pretty fun hats, man.
And I like.
Tonight show, as always brought you by Liquor Wine of Moonshine, State Fair Boulevard, and East
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Syracuse, 7 o'clock start time.
Don't forget.
I like 7 o'clock away about the 8 o'clock.
I'm a fan.
They have, there is that, I've seen it.
I don't remember if you've had it,
that apple pie whiskey, like the rattlesnake, this thing.
Once you see the bottle, maybe it'll.
No, I've never had that.
No, you haven't?
No.
I've either seen it or that's probably.
I don't like flavored whiskeys, though.
I don't think they're very good at all.
Because I don't know, each place makes them different,
but like if it's too sugary,
Yeah.
You get it, you feel like crap the next day, and I just don't like flavored whiskeys.
Proper 12 makes an Irish apple, and they've dumped.
That's not a bad idea.
Oh, did they dump Connor?
I think they dumped douchebag.
I don't think many reasonable people support that weird Botox face or whatever he's done to his face.
He's an abuser, right?
He's convicted of that.
He's a piece of trash.
He's a piece of garbage.
So if proper 12 has dumped Connor McGregor, then I'll try that apple.
That sounds good.
I know that Liquor want a Moochon has proper 12.
Let me say here.
All right.
Did you see the video of these two girls that got on the wrong plane
and they thought they were going to one place and they were going to the other place?
No.
Where did they, like, where did they think they were going?
They thought they were going to Nice Paris, or Nice, France, rather.
N-I-S, no, N-I-C-E, like the word nice.
It looks at the word nice.
N-I-C-E France.
I'm trying to think of what that might translate to or look like or sound like that
at wherever they ended up.
Tunisia is what it sounds like
Don't ask me to find Tunisia on a map
Because I can't
I don't know either
Tunisia is that
I don't know where Nice France is either
France you could find
Perra France but Tunisia though
No so they get
I can't figure out how this happens
Other than like they went through the gate
And they're like can we get two tickets
Tunis
Yeah
And they go yes you want Tunis
Two
Can we get two tickets
Tunis
Tunisia?
Tunisia
Yeah. Like that's where it should have been, like, the gate engine would be like, you're saying Tunis or Tunisia.
Oh boy, this is much different.
Yeah, they're different continents, bud.
North Africa.
You can see in the video.
It's like they get on the plane and I don't know.
Well, here's the audio.
They start to ask, where is this plane going?
Is this going to Nice?
Tunis, yeah.
Tunis.
Tunis.
Toonis.
Nice, which is in France.
Oh, that's why you confused me.
You're not going to.
France, right? Yeah, yeah, we are.
You are going to France? Is that where this is going?
Wait, wait, where is this going?
Tunisia and Tunisia.
Oh, my God, right?
Let's go, Katie.
He misheard us.
Where's Tunisia?
In North Africa.
Yeah, North Africa.
So they're almost about to fly to North Africa.
They get off the plane.
Oh, they didn't fly yet.
They caught it, thankfully.
That would be the coolest story ever.
Would it to be like thinking you're going to France and you're going to France?
And then you're on it up in North Africa?
I can't imagine that.
I think it would be if this place looks cool.
I mean, I don't know anything about it.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Is it dangerous?
Let's see.
It's bordered by Algeria.
They ended up getting off the plane before it departed.
They even looked up a global map on their phone while speaking to the attendant.
Oh, boy.
Where am I going?
Yes, Tunis.
Tunis.
I really feel like there should be another check in the line there.
Right.
Of where somebody's like, do you know?
What you're saying right now, or at least look at your ticket before you get on the plane.
Like just double check?
Yeah.
Maybe take a peek.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, don't you.
You read your effing ticket.
I was going to say read it real quick.
Especially if you've, you're having communication issues.
Yeah, like clearly even in that middle, that conversation, the woman wasn't understanding.
Yes, two niece, yes.
Right?
Like if you have to.
No, two niece.
If you're having to bring up, like, on your phone and everything, when you're trying to order the tickets of the person,
double triple check.
I mean, if, because if you're not, three times, three.
None of it's true.
Checking three times.
Then none of it's true.
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A couple of busy nights.
Tonight we got a day to remember.
Tomorrow night, Papa Roach.
Right.
With a rise against an under oath.
Geez.
If you want to meet Papa Roach.
Boss lady gave me one meet and greet to give away.
We're doing it today at 7.30 in our Twitch chat.
Well, here's the thing.
What's that?
Is that it was one meet.
No greet?
And one greet.
Oh.
And you guys got together big brain thinking.
You're like, what if we combine them and just give these, you know, two people one set of passes.
You see, you guys are.
I think it might be too late to change it, but I believe I have it set up.
So one winner gets to meet.
Yeah.
And the other winner has to greet.
Oh, geez.
I didn't change it.
I thought you let you guys are meeting on.
Oh, geez.
And you're here for the mean and greet?
Yes.
Okay, you'll be doing the meeting and you'll be doing the greeting.
Oh, what the hell to meet?
I want a meet.
No.
You'll be only greeting today.
Hi, Jacoby.
They won the greet.
Bye.
I'll get out of here.
Hi, bye.
You know, you got to do like this.
You got to wait.
Okay.
And Papa Roach will be entering.
So what we're going to do is,
If you could go and cover those eyes.
Uh-huh.
And the boys are in there.
If you, go ahead.
Hi, Papa Roach.
I'm not allowed to meet you.
I'm just greeting you.
I have to keep my eyes closed, I promised.
And then the person who wins the meat,
can't say words.
You just, they just walk up.
I can't greet you because I didn't win the greet part,
but I just.
No, he just has a stand room.
Just got a stand for him.
You're my real dad.
Um, so today, 7.30, all you got to do is jump at our Twitch chat.
and literally type anything that registers you to win.
It's free.
Twitch.tv.
slash K-Rox C-N-Y.
Well, Bill's fans, you're not the drunkest fan base,
but you're at least second drunkest.
It's annoying already.
Why are they going all in?
Like, this is the year?
Every year, Bill's fans.
Every game to them is like,
this is it.
You see, that's how Bill's are.
That's how Bill's Nation is.
That's Bill's Mafia.
Like everything that people claim Cowboys fans are,
Bill's fans have actually morphed into these last couple years.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
And it doesn't help that he had that great comeback and like Josh Allen,
they ascended himself.
But they equate that into Super Bowl.
And then they get their goddamn hopes up higher than anyone's in the whole world
because one victory means, well, that's it.
I agree.
Momentum is going to turn this into the most.
historical run of all time.
I agree.
They need to be a little more pessimistic, Bill's fans.
And I know, I know you've gone through this,
and you don't got your Super Bowl, and you...
Temper expectations.
I've been pessimistic, my whole...
No, no, just relax.
We're one game in.
Because then if they do lose a game,
which is likely they'll lose a game,
Bill's fans are on suicide watch.
And then it's...
What are we doing?
Well, I thought...
I thought it was our year.
I thought it was our year.
Can you guess who the drunkest NFL fans are?
Let's see.
18.5% of these fans are heavy drinkers, highest overall share.
You'd have to live in Philadelphia, right?
Oh, no.
No, and ain't those two bags?
Good guess, though. Good guess, though.
I want to say Pittsburgh, but they're nice.
So no? No, no, Pittsburgh?
Am I in the same area?
49% of Pittsburgh fans do drink during the games, but they drink before they go in.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Like, they're the drunkenest tailgators.
Oh, inside the stadium?
No, that was just a random.
In fact, I'm saying overall, these are the heaviest drinkers.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Because I was going to say a lot of places is too expensive.
Steelers fans are known to get drunkest in the parking lot.
I'm trying to think, because these usually end up being something weird, like, is it Washington fans?
Not Washington fans.
I'm just trying to think of rowdy.
Where is Washington on this?
Maryland.
They're actually playing Maryland.
Mm-hmm.
Not Chiefs.
I'll give you number two and three.
Number two is Buffalo Bills.
Okay.
Almost 16% of Bill's fans are heavy drinkers.
Okay.
Number three is Houston Texans,
followed by the Panthers and the Titans.
So who else is down?
Is it Saints because of Narlans?
No?
Good guess, good guess, but it's not.
Oh, my God.
Arizona Cardinals are the heaviest drinkers.
I didn't see that one coming.
I didn't see that one coming.
Arizona Cardinals?
Pre-gamerers, meaning...
I mean...
Listen, I'm a...
I'm a drunk, obviously.
I like to drink my whiskey.
I'm not here to judge.
Arizona Cardinals fans have, on average, five drinks before the game, bro.
Yeah.
That's a lot.
You don't do five drinks.
But I mean, if you're going, I mean, we would go tailgate, though.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Like, I equate a drink to a beer.
You're putting five beers down.
We absolutely.
All right.
When we were at, when we were tailgate for whatever, for a couple times,
you're playing beer pong.
Yeah, that's true.
And stuff, man, you're going hard.
That's true.
Because beers inside these stadiums.
You're like $40, right.
No, I get that.
I get that.
Let me just.
Because I didn't even look.
I didn't even want to.
And then I did.
The little sun cruiser, whatever thing I drank at MetLife there.
They were like 15 box of piece, man.
It's wild.
They know what they're doing.
Standard beer at Matt Life is $13.
Yeah, bud.
Which is, it means like, oh, wait, sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, $13.
So just a normal can of beer.
Yeah.
13 bucks.
And then it goes from there.
No, sisters asking, wait, Bill's Maffey doesn't drink more than that.
They drink about that.
They're just, like, right under Arizona Cardinals fans.
I don't know why Arizona Cardinals.
Stadium's pretty big, too.
Does that have...
Nice weather, maybe, or outside boozing?
That could be it.
That could be it.
Does that have an effect on it?
anything?
Yes, because...
Because Buffalo's not as big of a stadium.
Well, Buffalo is going to fall into the same category as like the Packers.
Yeah.
Whereas you don't want to be outside for that long in those climates for a while.
Well, wait, though, because with the stadium size and everything coming for the Pagula Center.
Ah, the great Pagula Center, yeah.
That thing looks awesome.
So there'll be way more people out there.
So maybe Bills can jump to number one next year.
Yeah, and the biggest tailgators right now, and I understand why, because the weather is
perfect as the LA Chargers.
Really? You're probably in Los Angeles. You make a whole
social thing out of it. And that
stadium, man, so far
is on. I never been to it. Just all
the pictures. Everything you see is...
Is that what Roease has played? No, Rose Bowl.
Oh, that's right. Yeah. Which is a little
interesting. I kind of would have thought that,
now that you say that, so far
would that have been better?
Maybe. Showgirl Tammy says
five is not a lot. I think five beers
spread out over how much time, though?
It depends. That's what I mean.
That's not a lot.
Like, if I think of my whiskey consumption, it's like four drinks total.
If each whiskey glass I drink is a double.
Yeah.
I'll drink two glasses of whiskey.
That's four drinks.
And people are...
And I'm good.
...are much bigger drinkers than we are.
You know what I mean?
What do you mean?
Like, they can just drink all day?
Like, yeah, people pound stuff now.
I can't anymore.
I get too sleepy.
Back in the day, I used to be able to hang.
I could absolutely hang.
Now I cannot hang anymore
I can though
Smoke with the best of them
You can that is true
I can hang with almost anybody
As far as marijuana intake goes
Yeah I can drink with the best of
My tolerance is super high
Yeah me and you could take down
A good team of somebody
We could but I also know that like
I'm gonna want to go to bed at the end of it
That's why I used to fall asleep places all the time
Yes
Because when I drink I want to just go to bed
So now I don't drink anywhere but my house
where I can just walk to my bed.
Whiskey Wednesday, that means tonight at 7 o'clock.
Don't forget, we're on winter hours now.
Yep.
7 p.m. tonight.
I love it.
Am I just keeping this hour?
I like it.
7 p.m. tonight.
I think didn't we do us once and then in the summer?
In the summer we don't like it.
I don't want it.
Either way.
But for right now, I like it.
Yeah, I'm a fan.
7 p.m. tonight on 4.30.
We're going live at 2 p.m.
No.
Twitch and YouTube tonight
I'll go live and we'll do a little
Whiskey Wednesday do a little drinking
Oh you're gonna show off
The
I can but I don't want to
Like it's not available at East Coast Emeralds
So it's like
So show it though
Can I?
Yeah because there's
All right
Those type things are available
Just not that one
But those type things definitely are
I uh
And then just you know
Yeah dude
I said
you that video, man.
I got a new gadget.
I like weed gadgets.
All right.
That's all I can say about it.
And advertising works on me, and I kept getting an ad for this thing.
It's wicked cool.
And I was like, I want to try this thing.
So I got it.
And it's incredible.
Anyways, I digress.
Tonight, 7 o'clock, Whiskey Wednesday brought you my liquor wine and moonshine.
State Fair Boulevard.
Digress on me.
And of course, East Coast Emeralds will go over there and see Scott.
Bad news for Scott is he's got to come up.
I'm out and carry the stuff in and put it back in my car.
There's a new Girl Scout cookie.
Is it really?
They announced yesterday.
There's a new cookie coming.
Oh, sorry, those are just for clients.
Those aren't yours.
It's called the Exploremore's.
It is a Rocky Road inspired cookie that is being added to the lineup in January, Bod.
Look at you.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
It's a chocolate cookie with a creamy filling
With notes of chocolate marshmallow
And toasted almond-flavored cream
Do you like Rocky Road ice cream?
Not really
I don't really either
I'm not a big fan of
Nuts in my ice cream
I'm not a big fan of nuts
I'm not a fan of nuts
In my ice cream
No I'm not either
I don't either
That
or anything that gets too hard.
Like, I'm not, I don't.
Guys, he doesn't like nuts or when it gets too hard.
Like chocolate chips.
Mm-hmm.
You know what I mean?
Some get really hard when they're frozen.
As much as we all loved those bubble gum pieces when we were growing up,
those were too hard.
Yeah, I'm not a big fan of that.
But these are good.
Earlier this year, they announced a revamped cookie lineup
while they retired Smoors and Toastier.
So they still had some.
some ingredients left over and they're like,
well, we can't throw this stuff out.
It's still good.
So what else can we do?
Which is smart.
I'm sure all the Girl Scouts in here at some point to tell us about their cookies.
We've been doing a lot of Burn Dairy soft serve.
The oldest wants to go on drives.
Yeah.
So they come down, they go, can we go to Burn Derry, get ice cream?
I go, let's go, bud.
They go to Burn Derry and get to soft serve.
It'd be your car, but how much for a little DoorDash action?
Oh, do you?
That wouldn't be bad.
If they want to do some drive enough.
I don't know.
Here's a 20 spot.
Bring me ice cream.
They're not comfortable on highways yet,
but I could get to your house on highway without a highway, right?
Go to Gannons.
Trying to think of the back.
Yeah, if you cut over and then come all the way,
it would take a while,
but you can because you come through like Amboy and all that.
We can do like a stretch of 690, and we're good on that.
Yeah.
But once we're getting over like 65 and people are flying over.
I get it.
Mm-hmm.
I get it.
The membership, last year National Council voted to hike their dues.
This is for the Girl Scouts.
It costs more to be a Girl Scout.
$45 for your $2,026 membership year.
Membership dues generated $38 million.
Wow.
Those are the Girl Scouts.
And they still got to sell cookies.
And they needed to hike it, though.
Yeah.
They generated 38 mil and you decided to make it so little girls.
Girls have to pay more.
Sorry.
I don't know if I like that.
I'm always suspicious of that.
Yeah.
All right.
So you made $38 million.
Where did a big old chunks of that going?
Where's the CEO of Girl Scout?
You're pulling up and, you know, a $200,000 car.
What?
I just wish people cared about as other stuff as much as they care about Cracker Barrel.
Yeah.
Like, yeah.
We literally found a book this week, you guys,
just full of a bunch of rich billionaires, like,
fine with a pedophile.
Like, they drew in pictures and stuff.
Mm-hmm.
Like, that's, we should be more upset.
Did you know soybean farmers have zero, zero orders?
They're going to lose their soybean farms,
and that's not on the news.
Nope.
But the Cracker Barrel revamp is.
And guess where there's a soy farm?
Where?
I'm pretty sure.
Sweetie County's got one.
Do they not?
There's no soybean orders, and I feel terrible for these farmers who are going to lose their generational farms.
So some corporation can come in and buy it up.
I don't know anything about that.
There's just nothing good.
But Cracker Barrel's going to stay the same, Cody.
We already knew about the logo.
That was the drama.
Yep.
Okay.
Cracker Barrel announced that they are not even going to remodel the restaurant.
Unless they already did
The logo is one thing
Unless they already did
Which is a crazy ass thing
The loo
The who's name did I say?
You did
You just said his first name
Oh sorry
It doesn't whatever
It doesn't
Yeah you're fine
Um
The logo comes out
Morons call it woke for no
I don't know why
That's just a word when you don't know
Why you're mad at something
It's a good
It's the go-to word
Well why don't you
like it and if you have no
actual, you know,
educational response or, you know, a good answer
it's just to be like, it's woke. I'm
sick of things that are so woke.
So people had an outrage.
People freaked out. Again, there's a book
with literal elite
billionaires drawing
cartoons of
children.
When you hear me? Like, it sounds weird
coming out of my mouth that it exists.
We see this book now with names in it.
Yep.
And photos.
It doesn't matter.
Cracker barrels to focus.
Like, thank God.
They're leaving that old white guy leaning against a barrel in front of Cracker Barrel.
Got my little pet game.
They announced they were going to change their logo.
The internet freaked out.
Yep.
Too woke.
Too woke.
So they're like, all right, we won't change the logo.
Then they started showing photos of what some of these revamped Cracker Barrels will look like.
I don't care.
I don't really go to Cracker Barrel.
It seems like it's a lot of people mad about Cracker Barrel, but they don't go to Cracker Barrel.
Yeah, no, see, I go to Cracker Barrel, but I've never, when I did go to Cracker Barrel,
I never went because, hey, let's go to that place with all the old-timey fake BS on the walls in the weird little country store.
And I say this, we're both Cracker Barrel fans.
No, I went because the food.
I like the food.
I like the food.
So as long as the cheap food is still.
available?
Yeah, can I get a country fried steak on?
Can I still get Grandpa Herschel's
freaking frick-frack?
Can I get the best apple juice on the planet?
Because a cracker barrel apple juice slaps.
Can I have a loaded hash brown cathars all roll right now?
Can I, you take that big fat-ass ice cream scoop, scoop your hash browns,
and slap it on to my dish for me?
Like, yes.
Like, I'm not, this is not a slight on,
Cracker barrel. But all that crap on the walls, wasn't it just gathering dust anyways? So then you've got dust on a bunch of old things where I'm eating a meal?
Yeah, I don't know how that works. Just knowing how like other places that I worked at when that stuff works, I could see them every like couple weeks being like, guess what, guys? It's dust day.
Having a dust. We're going to get pizza and we're going to, and then they have to go down and take everything off every piece off the wall and wipe it down or something. I don't know. I don't know.
but all that stuff, though, was just stuff in a warehouse.
Yeah.
So it's not like it was like sentimental crap.
Yeah.
It was just crap.
Oh, your mother?
Hot take on the chat.
Your mother says the last three visits.
She has not been that impressed by their quality.
See?
So stop focusing on whether or not you need to have an old-timey tire chain on your wall.
Where am I going to see a family photo of a family from the 1800s that I don't know?
Where am I going to see some very obvious?
slave owner standing in front of their houses.
Yeah, they're old, you know, the plantations.
Right.
The initial plan was to freshen up the design and clean the dining rooms.
Yeah, that's fine.
Which hadn't been touched in decades.
The chain has been struggling since the pandemic, so they thought...
I see you, Crackerboro.
We've all been struggling for decades.
They feel like, all right, let's judge it up a little bit, give it a little gas.
Let's see what we can make it.
No.
Because they still left a lot.
of the BS on the walls.
Yeah.
It was almost like what they did was like
if Josh turned around and we've got a bunch
of stuff on the wall behind us,
if you just kind of went and just went like this real quick.
All right, whatever fell off, stays off,
whatever stays on, stays on.
All they were going to do, and I'm sorry
if I offend some of you by saying this,
all they were going to do is make it look like your stupid house.
You've all got your country chic,
live, laugh, love signs,
and like, that's a decorative quilt
that I hang on my wall.
It was just going to look like your stupid house.
I don't the only thing about all that that I disagree with is the lights
What were they going to do the lights?
It looked much brighter.
I don't need that.
Oh, I don't need bright lights.
No, no, no, no.
I don't need bright lights when I'm eating.
I like that they had a fireplace.
That was honestly one of their selling points.
I do love that fireplace.
You keep that fireplace.
You keep that fireplace.
Keep them lights nice and dim.
The walls can be bare naked.
I don't give a damn.
As long as your food is okay and there's a fireplace and I can still get an old-timey candy bar for, you know, five bucks.
Well, that be.
Now, Nebraska and our chat has a great point.
What if all of this was just a work to get attention to Cracker Barrel?
I don't think it was that involved in Nebraska, but it's kind of a good idea for another company to do it.
Like, are that, did it?
Like, if I'm Perkins right now, I'm like, dude, if I'm Perkins, I'm coming out with the most lib rainbow logo you've ever seen.
I'm coming out.
Look what we might do.
I'm putting George Floyd on that logo.
go, I'm enraging the internet.
A new spokesman.
I mean, they ask.
I'm triggering everybody I can at Perkins.
It's just Biden going, all right.
Yeah, right.
Perkins, huh?
Exactly.
I'm finding whatever.
Whatever I can to trigger people on the internet to get attention.
Because damn it, this worked.
Old schoolers said they were messing with tradition.
They harassed a company on social media.
Again, I wish anybody cared about anything as much as they do Cracker Barrel.
Some are still angry, demanding that the CEO be fired.
Damn right.
She has glasses.
Well, she's a woman, so she should not be a CEO.
Well, first of all, yeah, I don't know how she got the job.
She's D.E.I.
Somebody who's making sandwiches at home.
I don't understand.
CEO's, a woman couldn't be a CEO.
We all know that.
You've shared your voices in recent weeks, not just on our logo, but also on our restaurants.
We're continuing to listen.
Today, we're suspending our remodels.
If your restaurant hasn't been remodeled,
You don't need to worry.
It won't be.
Wow.
Thank God.
I was so worried.
Crazy.
The Perkins logo is just going to be a bunch of rainbows.
Joe Biden leaning against the logo.
It's two.
A BLM fists.
It's two trans.
Anybody that's not white on either side holding up the rainbow with Joe Biden
dunking.
Yes.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
A very.
cheap carton of eggs.
Uh-huh.
And the Perkins commercial is a pregnant trans man talking about their, they're like, oh, get them
all work.
At Perkins, where everyone is welcome.
Perkins.
Where can I go to a Perkins?
I love a damn Perkins.
Oh, I thought they were gone.
I thought you just used it.
There's like two.
There's like one or two.
Somewhere right now that franchise owner is like,
guys, they're talking about us.
They're going to the Perkins.
Hell yeah.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Hell yeah.
We're going to get business from this.
They get one guy that comes in for coffee.
We did it.
They're literally, I think, I think we passed one on the way to Oasis.
Is it like where Cortland is?
Oh, really? Oh, I don't even know.
Auburn, they said.
Because they were all what?
Denny's, right? Didn't Denny's?
No, Perkins was Perkins.
I don't know where Denny's got in home.
No, that's what I mean? I thought, well, didn't Denny's be like, you're ours now?
That's mine now.
I'm the captain now.
Look at me.
Look at me.
I'm the captain now.
You are Denny's now.
Yeah, Cortland, I guess, has one.
No, thanks.
And I only know that because my roommate, Sean, shout out, Sean Graham,
Perkins was his favorite restaurant.
And we had one locally.
Yes.
And then in college it closed.
So every, like, once a year he'd make a pilgrimage to, like, the Binghamton Perkins.
Or there was one, like, you would go to, like, near Canada to go to a Perkins.
What was the Perkins?
Like, why?
At Perkins were diverse, equitable and inclusive.
But what made him?
Like, dude.
I don't know why he loved Perkins so much.
I have with Perkins.
It's fine.
I don't know why.
There wasn't like a burger that he was all about.
He just loved Perkins.
That's weird.
Like we took a road trip once and we rooted it in a way to go to the Perkins.
Just to swing around and get some.
Like, let me see.
Hold on.
Hold on here.
Perkins.
You guys are writing great Perkins copy, by the way.
Restaurant and bakery.
Well, they got Perkins American Food Company.
They have so many different random.
They do?
What are these?
Wait.
What?
I'm very confused with the way that they're...
Okay, I see what they do it.
There's just their pictures of stuff looks okay.
I just...
There's a bunch of them.
Yeah, see, that's what I'm saying.
If you want to get...
Cracker Barrel did it.
I don't know they intended to do it,
but they outraged the internet.
That was it.
They got snowflakes all worked up,
and now they got all this attention.
I'm saying Perkins make a commercial.
It's just.
Joe Biden, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez having a dinner with a trans couple.
They have a baby.
Oh, yeah, just go over the top.
Get people worked up.
Profits.
Ooh, we got pies.
Fresh pies made daily.
I love it.
Don't poop your pants.
Did you hear it?
I talk over it.
I think I heard it.
I think I heard it.
I just had to.
I had to work it out.
It was a and you could feel it in there and you got to do those baby motions.
I can feel it.
Cool it in the air.
Good morning, everybody.
whiskey Wednesday tonight at 7 p.m. Winter hours. I will go live on Twitch and YouTube for a little
something to drink. Brought you by Liquor Wine and Moonshine, State Fair Boulevard, and East Coast
Emeralds, North Syracuse. Did you ever do the Angry Balls? I know you're not a,
you're not a beverage booze drinker, but when they would mix the, there's any version of it,
the Angry Orchard with Fireball? Did you ever do those? I love those. Those are it's a good
fall time drink. If I can give you a little hack,
lock one distilling is better than
the fireball. Oh no, that. You put the
inferno 101. That's an actual
whiskey though. That's a good
You know what I mean? And it's stronger.
It's a higher proof. But those are really good. It just made me
thinking of it being fall time and you could do
like, I don't even know
how you could do it. That grape
apple
that they don't I'm talking about.
Maybe I will do like.
Like a nice little. Because it is
crisp out. I don't know. I'll see what they
I got over the Lickijuana Moonshine.
I got to buy a round.
The mixed cocktail wall.
Oh, those things just get crazy.
They're unbelievable.
Yeah, the RTDs.
I have to get now, because I was going Buckwild with the,
I already forgot the name of them.
The ones that I get.
What did we have at?
Caracatan.
What was that?
We had Surfside.
I've been doing the Surfside vodka lemonade all summer.
That's vodka lemonade.
That's a nice, like 15.
for a good, like, solid amount.
What was the one you gave me?
It was like a tea and lemonade combo.
It was not surfside.
It was something else.
Oh, no, where?
I don't know.
You gave it to me and it was in my fridge
and I drank it and liked it.
Oh, it doesn't matter.
There you go.
Because they, what I saw now is that,
uh,
hmm.
Uh, they've got Welch's,
the grape,
like booze drinks and the,
a cranberry.
There might be ocean spray,
but it's a grape drink.
Hold on. Welch's
Alcoholic
If Welch's is getting in the
Oh my God.
Yep, that. Yep, that right there.
Vodka transfusion, dude?
Right, bro?
Watermelon mule.
Oh, I didn't even see those.
They got a whole cocktail variety pack.
Look at the variety pack.
Oh, yeah, there it is.
I just saw the cranberry and the grapes.
Right?
Because we're adults now.
Dude, look at these combos.
We still want juice.
They got the grape vodka and fusion.
They've got the crampers.
Canberry vodka.
They've got the passion fruit mohito.
And then the watermelon mule.
Nice.
Welch's.
That's just smart because...
As long as, let me see, like,
as long as they don't have a ton of sugar in them,
then I'm in.
Some of us have just been pouring vodka
and Welch's grape juice like scumbags.
I didn't know we could drink it out of a can.
Look at that.
The cranberry one, man.
I want that.
I'm going to see if liquor wine and moonshine has any of this.
That looks cool.
It's only 5.9%.
So I think I'd sell it in beer stores, too.
It's not bad at all.
Well, happy TV dinner day, national TV dinner day.
I love a TV dinner, bro.
Those on lock, like, core memories.
My mom used to hook me up with kids' cuisines on the reg, bro.
Dude.
That little friggin' penguin who eat dinner with me every night.
It's one of the biggest debates we have in my home is that my, even at 44,
I've been married almost 20 years.
I've had kids for 17 of those years.
I still want to eat like a single man.
I just want to eat a, I want to eat a,
I get it.
One of those like bowl, the mega bowls,
or I want to eat like a,
No, I walk down the freezer aisle on the,
on the rack.
And I'm always looking at that stuff.
I never end up buying it.
I don't, I don't, my freezer is mostly ice cream,
so I don't have room for food.
But some of them look so good.
Yeah.
So I don't hate it at all.
Some frozen dinners are no longer just,
here, it's a frozen mashed potato.
They've come such a long way.
Dolly Parton's got some now, a chicken fried steak.
I don't know.
I mean, those, I haven't got them in a while, but I have had those, what are they, the mega man?
The mega bowls?
No, no, the hungry man, like the mega huge.
Hungry Jack.
Those, the fried chicken ones of those are.
Clutch.
Banging.
Yeah, they've come a long way.
It's the best hack when you've got teens.
Because dinner's trash.
I don't, I don't, I haven't eaten all day.
I don't want this dinner.
All right.
Well, then guess what?
You're going to open up the mega bacon, mac and cheese we got in the freezer.
There you go.
I'll warm that one up.
I will, and I have it in a while again, but I will if I have room,
grab that Stouffer's lasangi.
I do grab that.
Yeah.
That's a good one?
But I, yeah.
No, the Mega Bowl, no, the banquet.
Yeah, dude.
Look at that.
Yeah, the Mega Bowl.
No, that's too much touching.
Oger says I'm going to jail because I don't feed my kids.
I know.
They would love it.
They would love to call CPS on me.
Bro.
I haven't even eaten today.
Well, why didn't you eat at school?
I did.
So then you've eaten today.
You got it.
And you enjoy it.
All right.
Bro, you never let him get it.
I hate her.
Bro, what's her dinner?
Mom is making chicken stir fry right now.
Mad.
Mad.
Your mother says there's too much sodium and frozen dinners.
That's what I want.
want to eat, Deborah?
Yeah, there is.
But I like it.
All my fingers get nice and fat when I wake up the next morning and all over your hands and
face feel weird.
Oh, that's so enjoyable.
What are the best frozen dinners out right now?
Let me see if anybody has a ranking.
Mac and cheese are real hot right now.
Hunger Man.
Exile dinners.
Ooh, I guess Healthy Choice has like Chinese food one,
sweet sesame chicken and barbecue steak.
Okay.
That's a good one.
Let's see.
Stoufers are just.
two bucks apiece.
Well, yeah, look at Dolly's...
Dolly has a great one, dude.
You think she's tried all of them?
I don't ever want to
Sully Dolly's name, so I'm going to pretend yes.
That's what I mean.
She would have to try them to make sure
the quality controls them.
I ain't going to let these go
unless I try them, honey.
I didn't you eat garbage honey.
Are those devours on there still?
Remember when those?
Those were good, too.
People were all about those.
Those were good, too.
Yep, those are good.
Yeah, a bunch of the stofers ones.
Yeah, I'm more appetizers when it comes
Same.
Same.
To frozen treats.
But, like, you can look at the Marie calendar.
They do the chicken Alfredo bowl.
That's a good one.
A lot of Mexican options.
Do you like a, uh, do you like a frozen burrito out of the freezer section?
Eh.
I like those to go to sometimes.
Sometimes, not really.
It depends.
It's good options out there.
What are you guys going to?
What are you guys eating for your TV dinners?
What's your frozen dinners?
You want to go shoe him away?
We'll make you feel better.
Have you just time to get out of here?
Just go sit down.
No, because I'm going to end up on the news for breaking a homeless guy's face.
Because he's just whining around our cars out there?
There's never a need.
There's no need to be in a public parking lot.
He's coming this way.
There's just never a need for that.
I know.
I know, bud.
It's a goddamn private parking lot.
The only thing that ever happens to it is my car gets broken into and or stolen
and sell on fire!
I can't argue with him, gang.
That's what I'm saying.
I can't argue.
He's the only guy who knows that his car stolen and lit on fire in that
I can't argue.
Nobody gets the bathe about that doubt.
I get it.
I get it.
Okay, I'm calm now.
I yelled that.
Okay, you got it out, bud?
Yeah, I got out the little bit of stuff left.
7 o'clock tonight on Twitch and YouTube.
I'll go live.
We should have a little panic button out there to Breka.
They're just kind of like, stay out of my parking lot.
You just walked by the window.
Cody yelled at him.
Now, but.
7 o'clock tonight, Whiskey Wednesday.
Whiskey Wednesday, vibes.
the area.
I'll be drinking on something, thanks to liquor wine and moonshine, State Fair Boulevard.
Yep.
And, of course, East Coast Emeralds presents that 820, a 720 smoke break tonight.
Oh, yeah, a different time.
I don't know, I don't think I know the conjuring.
The movie The Conjuring.
Do you know that movie?
It's a horror movie.
Yes.
Did I see The Conjuring?
I don't know if, I think I may have seen one.
I know the one just came out, another one, because there's,
multiples.
The Rhode Island Farmhouse that inspired the 2013 film is being auctioned off on Halloween.
Oh.
This antique farmhouse has become famous for historical paranormal sightings and activity.
The 3,000 square foot home comes with eight and a half acres.
It goes on to just kind of give the backstory of how it became, you know, part of the conjuring.
Oh, it is the, yeah, I've seen a couple of the interviews with like the people.
who lived in it?
Like there's the
like experienced this.
Like the husband and wife, I think, are based off of.
Yeah, they say the family reportedly encountered strange phenomena
including foul smells.
It's not haunted in here.
It's not haunted in here.
It's not ghosts.
Haunted in here.
Do any of these frickers?
The family reported strange phenomena,
including foul smells,
shaking beds.
Yep.
Wall knocks,
Yep.
Mysterious voices,
and moving brooms.
I don't know moving brooms.
No.
Four out of five in here.
The land,
they apparently,
the story is that they allegedly practiced
witchcraft on the grounds
back in the 1800s.
Okay, gotcha.
Curse the land.
I was watching this stupid TikTok
last night.
It was like five.
Of this person that found a box
covered in wax
that was locked
and buried in,
under their basement floorboards and they're like,
well, we found this bog in our basement.
Let's see what's dead ass?
Oh, I would have to open that.
And everyone in the comments is like, what are you doing?
Oh, I'd have to open that.
You would if you found a...
If someone was buried a wax covered, sealed lock box in the basement...
No!
I got to see what dead cats in there.
No.
Sorry.
I forget what a dibick box is, but that is something where you put like the bad energy in a box.
Oh, okay.
And then you seal it.
If I knew what that was in just a suit...
that's what it was, then I'd probably leave it, because then it's not anything fun.
Yeah.
Yeah, but, Rain, that's what I said.
It's a Dibbock box, but what do they put in the, what is the store?
I forget the, yeah, both I want to be in there.
That's the, that, that will be the hard part for me.
Is I'm curious, like a cat, and if I did find a box, covered in wax, and locked in the basement,
I really want to open it, but I also know how horror movies start, and I wouldn't want to open it.
No, this is from 1970.
The conjuring.
Yeah?
Yeah, that's when that happened, yeah.
Them and the family and their five daughters.
Yeah, Rain says they hold violent spirits.
I don't even messing with that.
It's a secluded farmhouse.
It gets crazier after the Warren's discover the house as Macabee history.
Oh, bong, bong, bong, that's Ed and Lorraine Warren, who did all those investigations back in the day.
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No, that's not the one I saw.
What?
Where they showed they were splicing in and out the real.
clips of like actual footage and then they showed the
the actual footage of Blair Witch Project.
No, I guess.
The cops outside of the house
and they played their actual phone call of the cops
watching like things fly out of the roof.
Oh, I want to watch that.
Whatever that movie, what's he talking about?
I don't remember what movie that was.
And I remember seeing in the theater being like, wow, that's actually
kind of neat.
I don't know why.
You never know how real that stuff is.
If anyone can decode what Cody's reference.
I want to watch that movie.
Yeah, it was they showed like, it was like weird lights flying out of the house,
and they spliced in when the cops, like, called and were like, yeah, we're, I don't tell you,
we're seeing this.
I was like, we're not going in, but we see, and I forget what move paranormal, something.
That's cool.
Paranormal activity?
Is that what it was?
I don't remember.
I'd have to literally watch a bunch again.
I want to go on to that movie.
It's so bad.
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I'll do my best to describe this for audio,
radio and podcast listeners.
Even those of you watching in Twitch and YouTube,
I'm going to show you the video, but I don't know what I'm looking at.
Okay.
Did you see the UFO that got hit by a missile?
Supposedly?
No.
So Congress shared a video yesterday of supposedly a UFO taking a direct hit from a missile.
And the UFO just flew away because it's made of alien skin or whatever.
Yeah.
shows a moving object, moving towards the ocean.
Okay.
Apparently going very fast.
Yeah.
Basically, the drone that shot the footage was going as fast, trying to keep up with it.
And somebody's thought process was to shoot a missile.
At whatever that is.
If they were like, no, that's an alien.
Shoot a missile at it?
I hope to God they thought it was another country and that they were getting spied on,
because I feel like that's not the smartest thing to do
if we have an alien ship
is to immediately just shoot a missile at it.
Let's anger these people.
Right?
I can show you the video in Twitch and YouTube right now
if you want to see it.
I'll describe it the best I can.
It's very grainy.
Okay.
You see an, oh yeah, I haven't bought a TV yet,
so I got to show you,
but it's on this screen right here.
It's in the center of the screen.
They're zoomed in on it right now.
And then you kind of see like an object
flying through the sky very quickly.
And then in a second here, you're going to see a missile kind of come at it and bounce off of it.
I will do...
Yeah, it's a lot happening.
It's very visual.
And then boom, you see that right there?
Did you see that right there?
Okay, I got it.
Let me go back a little bit.
And it just kind of doesn't do anything.
It doesn't really do anything.
So there's that.
And then the missile comes in from the top.
Well, it looks like it knocks some things off it or something.
Like you can see, I don't know, debris or maybe the missile.
blew up and is blown away, but
I don't know, there's
all these countries out there, not like,
especially, you know, like England and stuff, that
they're done trying to hide all this.
That was, you just got aliens?
Yeah, so there's videos and
all sorts of stuff, man.
Bro, I'm half joking, but if we
don't stop talking about these Epstein files,
Trump is going to bring an alien out.
We're going to meet an alien. He's going to
do whatever it takes to get us to stop talking about
this. Like, if that was a gambling odd,
I would put money.
Because it's either we finally get, you know, actual not.
Hold on, wait, we have to spend a couple of months to take your name out of this thing.
Right. Right. Or I got an idea.
Yeah, if we don't.
No, sir, sir. Let me just go down in the basement.
Bring him out. I want him to let him talk to Congress.
Where's Mike?
Yeah, they're going to bring my.
Where is it?
Come out, Mike.
We're so close.
Right.
If we don't shut up about these Epstein files, we're going to meet an alien soon.
It's going to be that Chappelle show sketch.
Or he comes out and he dabs up, Trump.
Uh-huh.
Yep.
What's up, Pod?
Yeah.
That's it.
I'm friends with an alien.
He's going to be at the desk.
But somebody that has friends with an alien, have sex with kids.
I don't think so.
He'll be sitting at the resolute desk.
It'll be J.D. Vance at an alien stand.
And then he'll be like, I don't like J.D. anymore.
So the aliens is the vice president.
Mike, talk to the people.
Or J.D. just pulls off the mask.
Oh, that would be even better.
At least surprising thing ever.
but yeah.
Leibolwin.
Hello, guys.
How are we doing, man?
Good.
Thanks for having me.
Of course.
Lee Baldwin,
dollar investment club.com.
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you pay a bill to yourself.
What, huh?
What happened?
No, go ahead.
Go ahead.
All right.
Because I'll chime in a second.
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Find a hundred bucks a month?
$150.
Like I say every week,
if people is dumb as Cody and I can do the dollar investment club.
You can.
Hell yeah, absolutely.
Don't just let the billionaires play the game.
You deserve money too, so get it in the game.
Everyone can play the game.
Everyone can play the game.
What's going on in the world of finance and markets and money?
I mean, the markets are doing well.
We're at all-time highs after yesterday's move.
There was 911,000 less jobs created through March,
so sounds negative when you hear that.
Right.
But the market kind of took it as a positive because maybe interest rates will
go down in response to spur more job growth.
And I heard an economist,
counterintuitive a little bit.
I heard an economist talking about those job numbers yesterday and he's like,
yeah,
that sounds like a big number.
But on any given month,
we kind of lose and gain like 600,000 jobs in this country.
He's like,
if I told you 159 million people are employed in this country,
and then I said 158 million people are employed,
it doesn't seem like that big of a deal.
So while it sucks that we lose jobs,
I don't want to lose jobs or whatever.
Right.
But we do see those manufacturing.
capturing jobs going down quite a bit.
Yeah, and I agree with you totally on that.
And I would look more.
The unemployment number is still at 4.3.
So that means anyone really that wants to get a job can.
I mean, you're at full employment when you get down this low level.
Okay, good, good.
Yeah, so that's a positive.
So inflation is the thing that really can cause havoc with a portfolio or for the economy.
And so a PPI number today, CPI tomorrow.
What are those for people?
Army ASAP.
I know what those mean, but what do those mean?
So the PPI is producer price index.
Okay.
So that's the price of what goes into manufacturing to make the stuff that we use.
And then tomorrow the CPI is the consumer price.
That's what we pay when we're buying things and living our lives.
And we're trying to avoid the stagflation, the dreaded stagflation.
Exactly, because that's the worst for everything.
Okay.
Yeah.
So I do want to mention Oracle, though.
Oracle is up, I think, 30% today.
Who's Oracle?
What do they own?
That's a software company.
Larry Ellison's the CEO.
And they do very involved in the AI, but also they're building out the cloud, the infrastructure for the cloud.
So their earnings were less than expected.
You'd think it would go down.
But they have such a backlog in orders that the market's taking it.
But here's the thing.
It's a $600 trillion company.
30% just that this doesn't happen
It's incredible
And I think he might be the richest man in the world
Or close to old Elon
With today's action
Maybe I'll have to check my math on that
Yeah I told you that the other week
I think we're getting close to like a plateau with AI
Like I don't think it's going to be a bubble yet
But I think we're going to plateau at some point
I would think but this
I think the talking heads are saying
This gives it another leg up
because the buildout and the deals he did,
Oracle did with OpenEI and Google,
it's really big numbers, like obviously.
And so this might give it a little leg
and then who knows what will happen.
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You wanted to talk the iPhone,
and I'm always down to talk gadgets, Lee.
What's on your mind?
I just want to hear it from the street.
What are you thinking?
So the iPhone, they announced the iPhone 17 yesterday
as well as some watches or whatever.
How thin it is.
There's the iPhone Air, which is a big deal.
Which is a thinner phone.
That's what I like about it.
A third, a third thinner, right?
Yes.
That's cool.
Here's the problem that Apple has is that, and it's with all phone manufacturers right now,
is that there's really no more innovation you can kind of do.
Like, we got them really good.
Like, for example, I have an iPhone 13.
I haven't bought a new iPhone in probably five years.
Right.
Because I just, I'm happy with the 13.
And yes, the processing power and the cameras get incrementally better year after year.
So this was a big release for people who are like, are they going to do any innovation?
All they really did, I'm not all, but they did up the processor, the battery capacity.
There's a big block on the back now that's looking a little different.
The bummer is that they got rid of their most profitable color.
So they're only releasing it in silver, blue, and orange.
I heard the orange was like people.
Like around here is going to be huge.
Orange and blue and all that stuff.
Don't we put covers on them anyway?
We do.
And I will too, but it was a weird business decision to get rid of your best-selling color.
They've never gotten rid of black before.
So there's now no black iPhone.
But I don't know.
I think they sell a fuel because they'll...
I've always thought, Lee Baldwin,
try not to fall asleep as I continue to ramble on.
As I continue to ramble on by the iPhone.
I wanted from the street.
This is what I wanted.
With the iPhone.
It has always been a status symbol.
It has always been a certain cachet to iPhone owners.
Rich people like to show off, I own a $1,000 phone.
Right.
With the last three or four iPhones, there's been no cachet because they look exactly the same.
So nobody bought them because they're like, well, this looks, so I'm walking around with this, this looks like I own the newest phone.
This will sell because it now looks different a little bit so people can flex that they have the newest iPhone.
That's my theory.
I think so.
Yeah.
I think there's a big fear or concern with consumers about battery life, right?
So this, I think, solves that problem.
So I think people will be into that, like to extend it for, you know, your phone will go for days.
Yeah.
So I think that.
And also, what was I thinking of with the phone?
Oh, the camera.
If the camera is better, I think that's like where you'll get people.
And we can't live our life without a phone now, right?
We can't.
You can't get into a website without second.
factor authorization, so it's a part of what we are.
I think Apple sees a bump with this, is my short answer for this, because that's what I'm
thinking, too.
Apple stock is down for the year, was down yesterday on the release.
But I think as time goes on, maybe that would be a place where they'll do all right
with us.
I think they get a little bump on that.
I can talk more about Apple if you want, Lee, but please, you have a life.
And I'm not going to keep you.
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Thank you, guys.
Always life talking to you, man.
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Thanks, Lee.
You know what?
I don't hear any tambourine in this song.
Sleep theory vibes in the area.
They would have a tambourine.
They would.
They do the saxophone too.
That's like the new mad old trend is these bands like this that are...
They're really good.
I'm really into sleep theory.
Yeah, I like their sound.
I love this.
Do we play these guys now, sleep token?
That's awesome.
Big fan.
There's two sleep bands or sleep theory sleep token?
Isn't that weird?
There's the band Sleep.
Yeah, there's a lot.
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We'll go golfing today.
A beautiful day for a fall golf match.
It's funny you said that I bought one of those little energy,
shot drinks at the dollar store the other day,
and the lady, I was just kind of look around.
She goes, you're 18, right?
And I, hell yeah, dude.
Huh?
Yeah.
And I took me second.
I was like, me?
She was like, yeah, you?
And I went, yeah, and I said, I was, I was born in the 1900s.
So, yeah, I'm like, what?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Look how young you look.
Well, I said, I was like, I can show you my ID.
Yeah.
But then she went, no, no, you're fine.
Well, you're the handsomest 18-year-old boy.
He's, uh...
Dude, I'm, when I was, uh, working at Lock Wonder in the fair, I would check
so many IDs and people be like, really?
You want my idea?
I go, listen, I ain't losing a liquor license for you?
You never know anymore, man.
You never know.
Yeah.
Because I don't know if those.
people exist in that world too
where they're trying to get you?
Yeah, like some of them were like
they were college age looking kids
so I never know if like is, I wouldn't know if it was
a fake or not. I'm like, all right, this
says the number. I'd have someone at
not this year but last
year when we were, or a couple years ago we were
Ashley Lynn, show me
where on their
ID because it was their college kids and it was
from somewhere else and I was like,
I don't know where to look on this thing.
It's right there. I'm old enough.
All right, thank you.
You could have said anything but aren't.
Good, good, good, good.
We are going to go golfing.
Beautiful Day for a golf and match.
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