The Show - ZERO

Episode Date: May 18, 2026

A late night for Josh after heading to The OnCenter to see Nate Bargatze. Cody spent the weekend on all kinds of adventures, both physically & mentally. Billy Corgan continues to be a strange, bald man. Could we actually see GTA 6 this year & so much more on a busy Mondee!

We interrupt this program. Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly, thoughtless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish. They are not part of the legitimate business world. What they do is they celebrate underachievement. And all candor, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil. And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would. Oh, you want it, Spring? Sorry.

Now we skipped right over it. Sorry. Here, son. Sorry. I think we're going to see 92 today. They're saying 90. I bet we see 92 after it starts to cook. Between today and tomorrow.

Yeah. Yeah, it's going to be hot. Going to be hot. I mean. Going to be hot. Yeah. It's going to be a hot one. So, yeah, today and tomorrow.

Good. You got some highs. And then, like, list. says and checked, spring is at the end of the week because then it dips back down into the 60s, whatever. Thursday's supposed to be like 50-something. It's like, come on, you can't do this. So let's knock this show

out, let's get our jobs done, and then you got to go to some water today, don't you? Today's got to be a beach day for Coco and Elsa. It's been all weekend was adventures, and today it's going to be mostly water, either

a Tisco or Verona. One of the two is getting dipped in. It was all weekend. I even got a little burnt. Where'd you go? Everywhere. Like, look at the difference. I'm sunburned.

A Tisco, all around it, different parts in Marcellus, Marcellus Park. I finally went up to Upper Onondaga Lake Park, which I'd never been to. Interesting. And only had seen on the social medias and I always kept forgetting. And I finally was like, we're going. What a gorgeous spot. Was it nice? Yeah.

You got to give me a map to these places. I don't ever venture out and about. I should just do a, like a Cody map. You should. Like of Central New York where I'm here, near, here, here, here. You should put that out there. Let people know your favorite parks or your favorite spot. It was, although I thought for some reason there was a beach, like a mini beach.

Upper Onondaga? Yeah, because it's a bigger water thing. Are you thinking of like those old-timey photos or they're like, back in 1930, this was the beach? Because there's a huge pool. I've never seen a pool. Like a public pool? Yeah. Like, Katie says that's her hood.

She gripped a few blocks from there. Like, I've never seen a pool so big. Where I'm like, okay summertime, I would come take a dip in you. I mean, I'm, I got mine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But holy cow. But I thought that for some reason there was just from pictures, but it doesn't seem to be. But, wow.

We're probably envisioning that same old-timey photo of like a gazebo and people in big dresses. Yes. This was the upper on another one. Go on. They'd put on those old-timey swimsuits with the big baggy sleeves down to there. And this is where they got wet on a hot summer day. Don't show so much of your ankle, please. Katie did a swim lessons in that pool.

We walked around the Camillis Community Garage sale on Saturday. Oh, I saw some signs. How was it? I mean, the garage sale was fine. But it was, I just, I love. It sounds like a broken record. I just love the towns of New York State. No, yes.

And it's just cute and the houses are cute. Yes, they're very old-timey, but not like, you know, not old-timey, but you know what I mean? Like it's like something out of, you know, Pleasantville-type deal. There's this one house that I couldn't stop looking at because it was so beautiful. And like I'm wandering right on the corner and it's like this old colonial house, but the oldest went and did their acting class and we just kind of walked around Camille. for an hour and a half, got some drink. What is that? Is that freedom of espresso right there?

Sat there, got a drink. But, bro, you get me at a community. I'm walking around. You show me a sign that says church sale this way, and then I'm walking into a basement of the United Methodist Church and you're serving up pork sliders, pull pork sliders. Jeez. You're right, you got my attention right there.

I'm locked in. Those cute little town walk around. That's a very solid. to do a nice little like lap or two. It was very cute. Yep. Got out there, did a little bit of that. You're going to get a hot one today, friends.

It's a hot one like seven inches in the midday song. What is that song? Is that Santana? Yes, it's smooth. I was going to say I hear it in the voice a little, but you were doing it almost Dave Matthew style. So one lap in Gordon, I'm done.

All right. I like it. So we are here on a very hot Monday. Lots to get to. I was out at Nate Bargastie last night. I'll tell you about that. Went to the movies on Friday with my oldest. Oh, yeah.

Tell you about that. Oh, it's in my car. I got to go get it. All right. I'm going to go get that for you. I forgot all about that. Yes. 17 years ago today, I became a dad for the first time.

Oh, wow. Happy birthday to my oldest. He was definitely not listening. They are very much a teenager who would. Well, yeah, not be up at 6.14 in the morning. But you know what? I became a dad for the first time 17 years ago. Right now, though, is it the right time?

No, nine. Oh, real nice. What was it, 907 or something, I think it was? Oh, I don't know when your first child was born. You weren't there? Are you sure? No, we were discussing yesterday. The first one was born at like 9 o-something a.m.

Second one was born at 222 or whatever. And here's how I remember. I remember the times because, when the oldest was born, and I've shared this story before, I don't know who was on at the time if it was Regis and Kelly or whatever that Regis show was. Yeah. It was on the TV and the hospital.

And clearly I've been doing a lot of the heavy lifting during the birth, you know? I mean, my wife's just laying there. Most of the work is universally known to be done by the man. But I remember, I remember my job, I won't be too descriptive, but when my job was to be near my wife and, you know, talking, through it. I'm sure I was extremely helpful. But on TV was that Regis and Kelly show. Okay. And it was some guy whose gimmick was he did a dance with a mannequin.

So I'm laying, I'm there next to my wife. And on TV, it's this guy with a tuxedo holding a mannequin doing this dance thing. And there are a few moments. Burned. Burned. It's where that meets that in that. In Vassus. Because it's already crazy enough that a human's coming out of another human.

Now there's one dancing with a mannequin on TV. That's it. Give me your weed drugs. I wish I was on weed drugs back then. Yeah. But it was just like, oh, what is going on? It's too much. And then they just send you home with it, guys.

That's the thing. They just send you right home with a person. They're like, you need to get out. You need to get out. And they're like, I thought that you kept it. They're like, all right, mother's good. No. No, I don't think that, that shouldn't have happened.

And then they're like, all right, get a wheelchair, head on down. Could we go a cafeteria first? Shouldn't we, like, my wife's first craving was a Wegman sob because you can't have lunch meat when you're about the poop a baby or whatever. It's still very weird, but okay. So I remember that we had the Wegman sobs brought to us and then, you know, you're there for like a day, basically. And they're like, all right, we'll see you. good luck with that person. How boring is that, though?

What, sitting around? For a whole day. I don't know. I don't know if I got bored because it's just such an amazing, like your life has been shocked into like, oh, I got a, there's a person I got to watch now. Yeah. A little dog that's not a dog that I got to watch.

You know me, I'm always partying, so I got to cut down on my party. That's what I'm saying. You know? Uh-huh. Yeah, Katie says, you're not just sitting around, I promise. Well, I'm more about him. I know the ladies probably doing.

A lot. I'm doing a lot of the work. But knowing how much you did the day before, you kind of deserve. I dare a day off. Thank you. To be able to just hang out. They're having me hold legs and cut umbilical cords. Can I get a day?

Can I get a day? I'm sure it's different when it's yours and all that, whatever. But I don't think I could do the umbilical cord thing. I don't think. I didn't want to, but they, they just kind of hand you the scissors and you go. I would politely turn them back and pass them. You know what? No, thank you.

I think we're paying for you to do this, I believe, so. No, thank you. I pierced my ear once, and that's enough. You can go ahead and just do that. It is. It doesn't make any sense. But shout out to St. Joseph's maternity. The Burthing Center, I think, is what it's called.

That's where we have both of our kids. Great job up there. Burthing Center. It was very, very fun. And speaking of my oldest, we went to the movies on Friday, where I got you that. What movie was out? Dude, oldest loves. horror movies.

Yeah. Wife hates horror movies. Yeah. So we can't go and see them as a family. Oh, okay. I didn't know if she just bites the bullet and just covers her eyes. No, we're not going to waste 15 bucks on that. Gotcha.

So for like birthday weekend, I was like, I'll take you to the movies on Friday. What do you want to see? That obsession movie, which I don't follow all. I don't, they clue me into all these horror movie things. I don't know anything about. horror movies. I like them, but I just, I don't follow him. No, that's

it, yeah, no. So we go and see obsession, which I hadn't even heard of. Bro, 10 out of 10. This movie is crazy good. I'll give you the description of it. It's not spoiling anything. I don't think I've heard of this before. Dude has a crush on his co-worker. They're like early 20s, young couple. Yeah.

And he goes into this like magic shop, like this metaphysical shop with like, you know, crystals and stuff. And there's like a little joke, a stack of joke boxes called the one wish willow. And you make a wish and you snap the willow and then your wish comes true. Whatever. You don't think anything of it. So he, and if you don't want me to even spoil this much, come back in five minutes.

Put more twig breaking. Oh, why is there another? Remember that with the crazy lady? That's how she got the people to run after you. She snapped that with that. Oh, you're right. In weapons. Yeah.

Oh, I didn't think about that. was a tie-in. So, yeah, dude, yeah, dude. It's ironic. So, so he says the phrase in his car. Spoiler, spoiler, spoiler. Yeah, you can swap for me. I'm not.

I would, he says, I wish Cody Leasy love me more than anything else in the world. Snap. Uh-oh. And, oh, she does. Does it turn into an obsession?

Ladies and gentlemen, that's what he's a professional. Yep, it does. That's cool. But it gets like gory and gross and horrible, and it was really awesome. It was really awesome. Oh, I don't want to spoil another part, but just in the middle, there is a very heart-wrenching moment I see of an overdosed cat.

Oh, yeah, that's not even in the middle. It's early on. But the cat comes back a bunch, dude. Well, this is cat parties. Yeah, you can handle a little oxy. Whatever. Yeah. That, dude, that's the only note the oldest had.

The oldest is the, I didn't even think of that. is the biggest. Take that out. You, like, just to express to you how much our oldest loves animals, every animal that exists. They love, they love this animal. There's a scene where somebody stab somebody 455 times. That's fine. The cat was, that one was. That's exactly what happened.

Anytime we go see a horror movie, I don't care if you behead a million people. No, same. I hate it. I hate it. One scene with a dead animal. Agree. The most upsetting part of the movie. Agreed. We get home, I go, so what do you think that? I don't know why they had to have a dead cat, but they say they go, they go,

but I knew it was a prop cat, so I was okay with it. It's okay. They didn't really kill a cat. Right. But it's funny how like, oh, you could behead an entire ship full of people with that one ghost ship wire. That's fine. If there was a dog standing up on the shoulders of his owner. And then the dog got beheaded, dude, that would have been immediately turned.

up. A little funny to think of. Just immediately shut it off. I'm not watching an animal. No, not at all. But if you like a good, and it was a good movie theater, like, I like seeing scary movies in the theater sometimes. Just bigger, it's louder.

It's louder. So if you're looking for a fun horror movie, I'll tell you what. That's cool. Tell you what, obsession was very, very good. Smart buyers are choosing Toyota gold certified used at Burdick Toyota. Choose a Toyota certified to use Corolla, Camry, Ravre 4, Highlander, or Tacoma, including hybrid models, then get today's best APR rate at Verdict Toyota and Cicero.

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I was just because I was waiting for everybody to get home. I was nervous. When you get home, you check in with me, okay? I couldn't get to sleep until I knew everyone was home safe. Uh-huh. Okay. Okay. Oh, hey, uh-huh.

Okay, thank you for checking in. Thank you. Thank you for checking in. Cousin Jay was there. Very nice. It was a fun show. I got no complaints. Yeah.

I mean, I get that he wants to help his buddies out, so he had like three openers, but they only did like 10 minutes a piece. It wasn't terrible. That's okay. As long as there wasn't like a ridiculous weight in between them. all like they thought they were rock bands so they got to take a half an hour in between. There was no intermission. It was boom, boom, boom. It was

just under two hours total. So that was fun. It was a fun night. Nice. Yeah, cousin Jay and I both spent about an hour in the parking garage, but. No, it's just, it's, that's a tough situation. If you're parking the parking garage, you have to just wait. Yeah. You have to wait for the entire thing to slowly

creep out. It was a test, and I feel like I passed the test. You would need to ask my wife if I passed a test. But, I'm working better to not be so, to not be as much as I am. You know what I'm saying. I'm a lot. I get it. I'm a lot to be around.

No, I understand. I have a lot of, I make people around me stressed out. I have a lot of, I've just got a lot of emotions to come out of me. And I told myself, hey, this is a special thing. You're going to get out late. You're not going to get a full night's sleep, Josh. But that's the sacrifice you made. You're going to a fun comedy show with your.

your wife. So I was calm. I get to the parking garage and you know I want to freak out. Deep inside there's that little, that little seedling that's like, dude, be really mad right now, but no, you're not going to. Because what's it going to do? What's it going to do?

What's it going to do for the greater good? Exactly. Unless you park in a different spot next time. Now you know for next time. Yep, now I know. So not either park in the, you know, the lot that's next to it or the, you know, the one that's behind. Yep.

And it was fine. We were on 3B for the parking garage. Like, you're going to, they naturally, you can't get out. All the cars beneath you are going right now. Yep. So you just chill? That's, yeah. I'd go right straight to the top.

It's just easier? I just sit. I just wait. I'll take a half an hour. I don't even care. So it was a good test for your boys' anxiety, your distress. Because if you don't know the show on K Rock, one of my OCD things that I've always had since I was a little baby boy is no worrying about not getting enough sleep. I would stare at the clock all night long.

My mother would unplug the clock because I'd be upset. Oh. And I'm like, don't look at the clock. Don't start doing that mental math you do where you're like, well, if I go to bed, okay, if I'm in bed by midnight, then I'll get four hours. And I guess four, people can survive in four hours. But like, this is a spiral that happens. You would just get five, four and a half, five hours like the rest of us, normal people.

Yeah, see, I don't know. You would you worry about that? Now, would you? And you were my inspiration all last night. I'm like, Coda goes about like 11 o'clock, all. the time and he's fine. You can be fine. It was,

you'll be fine. It was close to that when I, when I laid down, because I was watching Cavs Pistons game seven, which was one of the worst game sevens ever. Oh, really? It was a blowout. So, Cavs and Knicks now.

But it was, it was close to that time. Yeah. You were my inspiration. I was like, you're the reason in my life. It's not good, though. No, it's not good.

I know. Because I'll wake up like this morning, even though it wasn't a ton of sleep, I'm fine. Yeah. But there'll be mornings where I'll wake up and I'll be staying there. And I'll go, oh, boy.

Oh, my God, four hours was the worst. Oh, well, that's when you got to get that cold splash on the shower. And then your body sometimes will just shut you down on a Friday afternoon. And you'll text me and you'll say, oh, I just sit on the couch and then, well, I woke up six hours later. Four and a half to five extra hours later. Your body will get to you. But it was fun. It was worth it.

It was a great night. Just one of those beautiful summer almost nights where, like, you're walking around downtown. Yep. Yeah. Speaking of Game 7, Sabers tonight, dude. You got Sabres in it. I wrote them off. I was like, the Canadians got this.

Yep. Yep, I did too. Just the way they were playing. What was the score Friday? It was a lot. It was a lot. All right. So where is tonight?

It's tonight in Buffalo? Oh. Yeah. Grease the polls, baby. Yeah. So, I mean, we'll see. We'll see. I mean, I think, and Sabers fans,

they tell me to shut my mouth. Take, you know, solace in the fact that you guys didn't do anything. for a long time. This was a pretty good run. It's a big deal. For a team that I've been told can continue this for several years. So the window is now open.

Did something? This year's isn't even closed yet. But the window for the next couple years is still open. Yeah, I don't follow hockey. I enjoy playing it as a video game, but I don't follow it. Did they make, like, moves to make this team really good this year or something?

Chat said they're a good young team. And they need maybe a different goalie, possibly. But they'll be good for a bit. So that's good. Good to know going forward. All right. All right. Malloy says the NHL posted something on Facebook.

Sabers versus Unknown. Uh-oh. Did somebody leak the script? I'm not one of those guys that believes that sports are scripted. Like football fans are always like, well, this is the NFL scripts. No, they just, they, I think they push certain narratives and stuff. Like with the NBA draft lottery and all that. I forgot the article already, but basically they were like, we need to, we're going to look at this and watch you.

And we're going to change this because this is weird. And the NBA was like, okay. Yeah. So there is some suspicion with things. Right. But, yeah, I don't think they think it's... I don't think athletes are dedicating their whole lives to a sport. And then when it comes, someone's going to go, hey, you're not winning today.

No, athletes know refs and such. Absolutely. Sure. Well, speaking of chat, if you want to jump in there, Twitch.tv slash the show. I acquired that username over the weekend. And somebody was sitting on it for a very long time, and I said, can we has? And they said, you can has. So Twitch.tvies slash the show.

Even easier to remember. Smashing. Pumpkins. Good morning. This is K. Rock. Do you see they announced a tour? The Pumpkins said? Yeah.

Man, it's hard to defend Billy Corrigan sometimes. Oh, no. Why? Where is it going to be? I'm such a big pumpkins fan. I mean, I'm a pumpkins fan up to, like, the Zwan. era. Like, I liked Gish,

Simey's dream, Malikali and the Infinite Sadness. I'll even dive into like the Ava door stuff where he was like... Just like one song's cool, but that's when he was like, I love makeup. So over the weekend, it might even been yesterday, I don't know. Billy,

like, you're so cringe sometimes, man. They post are going to do this live stream, and I'm a sucker for a live stream, but they were calling it like a moratorium. This isn't even going to make sense. In memoriam of zero,

1995 to 2006. And you remember back in the 90s, he'd always wear that zero t-shirt and that was like a big thing, rats in a cage, all that stuff. That was his big deal. He does a live stream like zero was a person and now zero's dead.

Oh, okay. And how he Mandel comes out and gives an obituary. No, but like that. Like he gives a speech. I can't think of the word on out. But yes. It was yesterday at 8 o'clock.

That's the weird. Why? I got to go back and watch it. Well, it's because he is into wrestling. He's trying to do, he's trying to do a wrestling promo to sell his tour. It was a eulogy to something called Zero. I just thought Zero was a shirt, Billy.

I'm sorry. No, he did it. You Google. Is it, was it a person? I don't know. Was it an entity? I don't know. But it was last night or eight o'clock.

So I get home from Nate Bargatsy. I go watch it on demand. Cash gram. And it's literally like 30 minutes of people eulogizing something called zero. I fast forwarded. Don't get me wrong. Oh, my God. And then they did a set.

And then they announced a tour. That's the part that's cool. Yes. is that they're going back on the road in honor of melancholy in the Infinite Sadness's 30th Anniversary Tour, believe it or not, legendary double disc. Yeah. One of my favorite albums of all time. That was one of the first, my first, like, I'll swarets, if you will, into double disc.

Yeah. Like, I had no idea. You're like, what is this? Oh, my God. How many songs are on this? What are this? That'd be cool. They did this whole weird eulogy thing.

Is Howie Mandel, Justin, everything now? Yeah, well, he has in a lot. He does a lot of weird cameos because people, he's now of that era, of the Howie Mandel era of that like, oh look, it's Howie Mandel. Okay, bye, Howie.

You know what I mean? We don't need him to host a show. He hosts every show. And he's on every, every podcast I listen to will have an ad done by Howie Mandel. But he's in them. We don't need him in movies.

They'll do cameos. Whether he's like promoting a gambling app or he has, he must have a series called How He Does It? Where his gaming group challenges Other Gaming Groups? I don't know, man. No, everyone's around. He just pops up in like a reel.

He's everywhere. Who did he make mad? Somebody, remember, it's like, Oh, Bill Burr? That's your dad. Billy Corgan. Yeah, yeah. That's the last time I saw High Mandel. Howie Mandel had a podcast.

Now he owed him one. With Bill Burr on it, and there's like some stupid internet thing where they're like Bill Burr and Billy Corgan are actually related. His dad was a peop. So I guess Bill Burr was on Howie Mandel's show.

Howie Manel brings out Billy Corgan. It's super awkward. Felt like a work. I guess it wasn't a work. I don't know. Another weird wrestling style thing. I don't know. Yeah.

But he also eulogized this. Anyways, back to the pumpkins. It's called the Rats in a Cage Tour. They announced it last night. Closest, if you're listening in CNY right now. Nowhere, huh? Brooklyn and Pitts. Pittsburgh is still four and a half hours away.

Brooklyn, that's about as close as you're getting around here. I love the pumpkins. I really was a huge fan. I don't think I'm going to travel to Brooklyn for this one. I think I'm all set. No, that's... I think I'm all set because I've watched streams of Billy lately.

I want to remember the Billy Corg and I remember. You know? Oh, geez. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. If they were here? Oh, if they were here, yeah, I'd go see them. Absolutely.

That'd be a neat. Not going to travel for them. Pavilion. Yeah. Show. The Joni-Mohny Pavilion you speak of? Mm-hmm. Well, would that be a fool?

I bet they could sell 15. If a date or a member, they open up. I bet they could sell. That'd be a cool. I don't know. I have a couple. I don't know. I'd get up loaded up a little bit.

I saw them at the landmark. Like a night in the 90s. I've never seen them. That was good. I don't know if maybe I've. maybe I've seen him in a one he's had like eight other bands right has he ever done anything

you may have seen him pop up in other things but you'd remember seeing Billy Corp and he's a huge giant Kyu looking bald guy on stage you'd remember that pretty sure I've seen his the band members do stuff I'm pretty sure that yeah James Iha

I think he was in a band that we had like Jimmy Chamberlain played drums and a couple other bands that sounds very familiar a lot of like DFB stuff seems to be popping up that's where we had a lot of those like Oh, you were in a big band, and now you have a different band? Want to hop on this? Darcy disappeared and went and lived on a farm, and she's no longer in the bank. Oh, that's not the lady that's on the stuff?

No. Darcy hasn't been in the pumpkins in a long, long time. And they tried to get her back, I guess, for a reunion, and she wants nothing to do with it. Oh. Yeah, James E. Howe was in a perfect circle for a little bit. So they've done stuff, but... Okay. I don't know. I'll just remember them. I went and I used to buy in the 90s, how big of a Pumpkins fan I was.

I go to knuckleheads in North Syracuse with my neighbor John and buy pumpkins bootlegs Oh my God, I remember that place Remember knuckleheads? Holy cow Yeah, we'd go to knuckleheads And buy bootleg CDs there The Smashing Pumpkins

And they sounded great And that's how I think I want to remember them You know? Yeah, yeah, yep I don't need to travel to Brooklyn, I think, for this But y'all have fun Hope they sell a lot of tickets Yeah

Give us a follow on Twitch.tv slash the show Lockdown that username Twitch.tv slash the show Slap that ass Lap, that slap bracelet. I'll believe it when I see it. Allegedly, GTA6 pre-orders are supposed to go live today. Well, it's supposed to be out in November, right?

I don't know the release date. This is a game that's been supposed to be released for, like, my whole life, it feels like. No, I thought it was November. But, I mean, eventually, then then, yeah, they got to start. They might as well start taking everybody's money. Yesterday, Best Buy leaked a leak went out where they said pre-orders are supposed to start today at 4 p.m. Oh, man, it's going to crash a system, I bet. But what am I pre-ordering?

I haven't seen a trailer. I haven't seen any footage. No. Were you a GTA guy? I like GTA 5. Okay. I don't like the GTA online stuff because I don't know. I feel like I'm doing it wrong.

No. I remember. the very first ones that I got for Christmas on PlayStation. One of them, well, it wasn't GTA, but there was a game called Driver. That was very similar. And then the GTA won where it was overhead.

Yeah, we're so old that I played GTA one. Yeah. And you'd be like, you can just drive through people with a car. Yeah, we killed all these, like it's the monks or whatever. And then it says that word or whatever. I mean, I remember playing some of the other ones. And I remember my friends were huge. huge into it. Yeah.

And I would try, but I like, I remember where the age were I only played when I had the giant stack of papers in front of me with the cheat codes. With the cheats and knowing, yeah. I just wanted a bunch of weapons and run around for 10 minutes. And then I die and I hand it off to the people that are actually playing the game. Like my favorite part of Grand Theft Auto, and I guess this, a GTA 6 is supposed to be like the biggest open world game ever. It'll be the most profitable game of all time.

Yes. People have been waiting on this. It'll be red dev redemption, but modernized. Oh, I bet. Oh, I bet. And what I like doing in GTA, and I know it's not what the point of the game is, I like getting stoned and driving around. Oh, that is, that's right. You did do that. I just like driving around. You did do that. Sometimes I follow the rules. Because I can't, I, dude, I can't get hammered and drive in real life. You would follow the rules. So I like to catch a buzz and just drive around and listen to the radio and do whatever I want to do. Do I want to go shoot this guy? I can do whatever I want to do. Do I want to jump this motorcycle over? Bridge. I think I'm going to do that right now. Oh, those were cool.

And then I get into those missions. Just little splirts. Little bits here and there is all I really enjoyed. But I see why people liked it. Yeah, it's just a fun. It's open world. You can get in all kinds of, like, the one right now. Like, GTA 5's been out, I don't know what, 15 years of it?

I don't know when it came out. It's been out forever. I would imagine. And you can still, like, it's still like one of the most profitable games because people will go to the casino. They'll do the, they've, they've. kept GTA online, interesting for people. But same, though.

I never did the online either. It's too hard. Yeah, I don't want to, like, I, ask somebody who wants everyone to like him all the time. It's too much pressure. There's anxiety involved. Strangers mad at me because I did something wrong. Yeah.

Like, we're doing a heist and I'm in charge of something. I don't want to screw it up. You were supposed to move. Oh, no. There was a dog outside. I'm going to shoot the dog. Yeah. I was supposed to do.

yours will spear backup. There's an ice cream commercial on TV. Bull Bunny makes soft ice cream now. Exactly. They don't know what's going on in our real life. Yeah. So, like, I'm in the middle of the heist and Freddie comes and says, oh, I go, I let the dog out. Can't let the dog out.

They're like, all right, guys. All right, team, we're about to move in, and we're going to need everybody to get ready. You're going to get ready. Oh, you're Freddie. Oh, you're Freddie. Oh, you're Freddie. Big Street. Big Street.

You, you're Freddie. Josh, are you, gosh, are you there? Uh-huh. You're a golf rite. Uh-huh. Or you're playing and they just hear like, what? Oh, we're going now.

Yeah, what are you doing? Leroynians, yeah. Yeah, whoever Cody is, bro, we're getting shot at. What the hell? Who is? I'm going right in right now. In a different building. Another show fan.

Plant Swap is coming up Saturday, May 30th. Swap of Platy, man. Over at crazy daisies. Two to four. I'm so excited. We'll be hanging out over there. It's going to be a super fun day for your boy. I'm doing a plant swap.

Oh yeah, you got a hole. Get this. Thing. I got a plant swap from two to four. My brother-in-law's 50th birthday pub crawl is happening that day. So we're going to find what bar he's at. Wow. And then we'll go to cake that night.

Jeez. So my wife and I'm going to be all over town, bud. And then isn't something Sunday or something? Yeah, I was going to say, you're a wild man. Yeah. Yeah, it's going to be a busy weekend. It's going to be a busy weekend. There's going to be zero time for bedbath.

No, well, there's not going to be time for it. Mm-mm. And then fear not. Just so you know that Monday after, we won't be here live. We'll be back on Tuesday. Because Sunday night shows, they caused me a lot of stress. I felt it last night with Nate Bargatsy. And I can't enjoy myself fully.

So that's just a plan for that. Just put on your calendar. Don't freak out. Don't freak out. Or freak out a little. I don't care. Call everybody a thousand times over and let everybody know what it's like when you can't. When you can't hear us, how important it is to your Monday morning to hear us.

Okay? You'd hate to lose us, wouldn't you? Well, Coco. Our time has come. as an emerging trend in fashion is male cleavage. Tapping him, bud. Taping him, bud. No, so, mm.

All right. No, thank you. It's not like you and I have, which are, where I squish my boobies together and take pictures for the internet. I don't know how to measure breasts. I would say probably were high A cup, low B cup, maybe. We got a couple. I would say, because you got to remember it goes around first,

so it kind of skews your thought process. of what you think how big you are because it measures around it. I'm very wide. Yeah, we should get measured at some point. We should go to like a Victoria Seeker or something. You did? It did for when I did all those crazy shoots and stuff with May and stuff there. You did do suits, but I want to know what bra we would wear.

That I don't know. I don't remember. Regardless, this isn't for us or the rest of you fellow dudes with a couple of mammaries. This is for like hunky. These are like packs. Oh, like, oh, not boobies, but packs, gotcha. Front side cleavage for men Is the Lewis

latest trend in fashion I don't think it's the latest trend People have been showing off their pecks forever Yeah, it's just packs It's basically If you're a dude who's jacked and got great packs You just wear your shirt really unbuttoned So it kind of like shows

Your male cleavage They do that anyway So it's not like a new thing This is a Alton Mason I guess is the designer Okay. And the shirts do not even have buttons up here.

They do not. No. They're not, you couldn't button them if you wanted to. Yes. Yes. I almost call it like the Aladdin. I call the Aladdin look because it's like a flowy. It's open.

Like you'd wear it in like the Middle East because it's, you know, 400 degrees. Yeah, I mean, the guys that are pulling this look off are gorgeous men. I'm not going to look like they look with a shirt on a button. I'm still going to look hunky. Well, yes. I'm a man about the world. rich dudes like to wear them too. Yeah.

It's just open. Yeah. They're just getting a lot of air moving in there. Which I like. Sure. But if I'm going through all that, I'm just wearing a little tiny, tiny top or nothing. All right. Katie says, measure under your bust and then over.

Subtract the two and each inch different is a cup size. What? That's a lot of math right there. That seems like a word problem. I don't know what time. What is this a regents exam? On what time the train gets the. There.

Oh, Aiden is right. That'd be a dope bong, but then you'd have to ruin it to make it a bong. Yeah, I don't, I don't, I'm not, uh, what's the word of looking for, like, technologically gifted enough to do that without, like, smashing holes in it. It'd be ruined. Don't do that. So, somebody else is. Ah, if you're not, if you're not watching in our Twitch or YouTube stream, how, first of all, how dare you?

Twitch. Twitch.tv slash the show stole that username from somebody who had been using it. So it's Twitch. Twitch.TV slash the show. They took it and then do anything with it. They didn't do it. I wanted it because we're the show. You got it.

You got to do something. As the Pope once famously said, pee or remove yourself from Peapot. Yes. So he's holding a Maverick helmet, a popcorn bucket. Hell yeah. They were out at Movie Tavern,

and I texted him. I said, did you, this is what you were looking for? And it was. And it's the Maverick helmet and they had the other one. Ice Man. That's the red one, I think.

Oh, I thought it was a, I thought it was goose. Maybe it was. I don't know. Top Gun. I think it was Maverkin Goose. Yeah. So you got the blue one.

You can eat out of it. I don't know if it's water tight. Like, I don't know if you could do like a cereal out of it. I mean, I can put, well, we'll find out after I put popcorn in it to wash it.

And wash it, yeah. But it would make a pretty fun smoking device as well. That would be neat if someone could do that. But I want, I want this one as it. Mm-hmm. Super cool.

Yeah, doesn't your mom have a popcorn popper now? Go over there. Pops and fresh popcorn. Yeah, that's what it. She got some ready. Mm-hmm.

So let's talk snacks as I recognize I'm going to be in the minority about the excitement around this. Now, your boy's trying to watch is BP. You say minority. Get out. I send a door.

I am trying to keep that BP down. Salt intake. Believe it or not, your boy's been trying to wash his salt. Goose fraba. Well, you may be surprised to learn this, but I was probably going too hard on Slim Jims for a little while. Salted meats

going to give me an early death. So I've been dying back on my salts. Okay. This will be an exception as spam has announced the new spam dog. No. Which is a hot dog made out of spam.

And I know. I know. It's not for everybody. No. But you're telling me I could cook up some spam in a hot dog bun. You didn't say that correctly. What?

It's not for anybody. Oh, it's for me. It's not for anybody. Now, normally I'd eat four or five, because I got to watch that BP, get that salt down. Now, just two tree. I'll do two. I'll do two. I'll do two.

Look at Aden's in recovery from triple bypass, and he says it sounds delicious. Nick and Chan says science has gone too far. That's it. I mean, again, why are we doing things like this? Because we need it. There's so many other things out there. Because I have another snack you're going to like. But first.

It doesn't look bad. I know. If this is an actual picture of. You don't like hot dogs, though. But no, I don't eat. So if it tastes like spam, extra. It's almost like extra hot dog. Let me ask you a question.

And I'm not going to call anybody out by name or specifically. You see somebody having a roadside stand and they're selling hot dogs. Yeah. What's a fair price for that hot dog, do you think? Do you say in like, like a little tent? They got a little like cart maybe. got a little umbrella. What do you think a roadside hot dog goes for?

I would say two or three, to be honest with you. Two, three sounds good. Five is too much, right? Yeah, if it's just a hot dog, man. Yeah, you can't. Five is too much, I feel like for that. Yes, because we all know how much you're spending on a pack of hot dogs. It's not like, it's not like you can hide the mystery of well.

I do a lot of things with this burger, so it's, you know, $15. I'm sympathetic to the economy. People trying to make a business. They got to, you know, afford all their carts and tents. but a $5 hot dog felt like too much. Yeah, no. That's a two or $3 item. $5.00 Berg, it makes sense.

Yes. If it's got a lot of extras on it and there's a bunch of wacky things and then fine. $5.6. It was too much. But yeah. So the spam dog will be not available yet. I'm told it's coming soon to select stores rolling them out this summer at select convenience chains, baseball stadiums and select restaurants.

Now, you're an ice cream fan. I know that about you. I'm not going to get you on board for a spam dog. No. What about a grass ice cream? Yeah. That's because it's like macha. That's kind of what macha is.

It tastes like grass. So I would try that. I want to see what that tastes like. There's a farm called the Flavors of Cook Farm. It's a dairy farm in the town of Haley, Hadley. Okay. Where's that Scotland or whatever? Which is a...

Conveniently, the Espark. The Alparagus capital of the world. They're releasing an on ice cream flavor that's supposed to taste like kind of grass. It's got strings or chunks of asparagus. Oh, see, no, no, no, no. With almonds and pistachio. Oh, no, no, no. Too much?

Too much going on. I don't want all that. Because grass isn't bad. It's got like a sweet flavor to it. Mm-hmm. So, I mean, I could see a neat flavor profile, like a very light, something. Yeah, we're trying. We're trying our ice cream tomorrow at 7.30 in the morning.

That'll be a lot better than trying grass. 7.30 a.m. tomorrow. We will have our boy. That's the best thing I've ever heard. I already forgot what it was. It's the cookie. We don't have a name for it. It's been killing me.

To come up with a name? I got nothing. Tell people what it is because I can't remember what it is. It's like the cookie. It's the Bischoff. Biskof cookie. Bischoff cookie with what type of ice cream was it? Was it brown sugar ice cream?

I guess we're going to find that out tomorrow. with the swirl in it, a little swirl. Okay. Because he said it in some, in some text that he shot you back. Hold on, let me, I can look it up. I remember what. I wanted to know, average Joe asked over, are we surprised that Cody knows what grass tastes like?

No, because Elsa eats grass like a cow. So I was curious, like, what's the deal? So I ripped up a bunch off the ground there, like those big long strands that kind of grow from, you know, they're out in the wild, but they don't look like the regular grass. So I took a bunch of them, bent him in half, and they did like a... Sure he did. To see, I was like, what is it?

And it's just kind of sweet. Sure he did. And then the clovers, you were right, clovers? No. They're very sour. Yeah, they're sour. It's awesome. All right.

You've never eaten a clover? Why would I eat a clover? You've never eaten a clover before. Dogs pee on it. Oh my God, bro. All right, here's our ice cream. It's cookie butter. Tyler killed it.

What do you say? Bad chat. he did. Look, that's pretty neat. Cookie butter ice cream with rasped, blueberry swirl, and Biscoff chunks. Yeah. So we'll see what he comes up with.

He usually has a couple varieties tomorrow. I got no name. I got no name for that. For Bischoff cookie. I got no name for that. No. Help come up with some names. Come up with something.

All right. Tyler had a bunch from Chad, GBT. Give me some more. Ice Creamic Ice Cream Face? Yes. I love it. The Summit Federal Credit Union. Taste of Syracuse, presented by Topps Friendly Markets in and around. Clinton Square coming up in just a couple of weeks, the first weekend of June. And it is zero human monies.

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This is all just kind of like extra. This is just bonus. Thank you, Spass, for that sub in Twitch, Twitch.tv slash the show. A new poll asked, do you lock your bathroom door? And I'm curious to have you, who live alone, sorry,

lock your bathroom door. I don't even close it. Wow. Well, because again, it's weird. There's no fan, I think, out of an air, and I have that thing where my window doesn't ever open. So I get a little claustrophobic in there sometimes. You do?

Because there's just no way out. Yeah, that's true. No way out. Does your bathroom have a lock on it? It's got a. It's got to. You don't even know. You don't even think about it.

It's got to, right? I would imagine. 32% of people lock it only when guests are over. 34% say they always lock the bathroom door and 21% say they never do. No. I got kids and they'll, like, they don't, if the door's closed, they don't put the math together that maybe someone's in there sitting on a bowl.

They just open it. So I'll lock that thing. That I get. Yeah, if you have more people, then yeah, you definitely have to. Freddie has no chill. So if I left the door open, he'd be all up in my business. Oh, see, no, I also doesn't care. Really? No, I don't have anything in there for her. So there's no interest in that bathroom unless there's a thunderstorm. And that's really only time she goes.

That's where she goes to hide. That's really the only time she's in the bathroom. Someone said, quote, in this poll, my bathroom door doesn't have a lock. Others said they leave the door open because their kids and pets freak out if they don't. Yeah, no, I never... Just people, I'll close it.

Yeah. It's got to have a lock on it, though. It's got to. Right? I would say so. But, no, I don't... Some of you were just pooping with your doors wide open. Right?

Jeez. A lot of you admitting to just leaving your door wide open. All right. That I mean... That I can't do. I do, but not if there's nobody... Or if there's people there, I'm not going to be like, I'm going to poop now. I mean, if there's people there, you'll close it.

If I'm peeing, not closing it. Even if you have guests over? Nah. You're hosting? I don't care. Mama Mac and Chris are over for a game. You're not closing the door? Because I'm not, it's that angle.

You know what I mean? There's no way you can see me in there because it juts off of the hallway so fast. All right. No, you are right. It is a pretty, like there is no straight eye shot to your bathroom, so you'd be private. unless you're, you know, standing there. Hey, what are you doing in there? Pian.

Who are you doing that? I don't know. A lot of your open door people in here. I don't roll with that. I need my privacy. I need my time. No, it's weird. There's not just from like high school and then growing up here at the dome and peeing in the trough.

I don't, there's not much privacy with bathrooms growing up. All right. So you might as well. Or just like how many, how many times you're in the, the, locker room trying to take a dump and people just kick the door open at you. Oh, that would happen? Oh, my God. I never pooped at school.

To the point where you would just leave the door open. Or the move, the best move was, is that I, this is what I would do, is that you wait until all, like, like during the day in school and high school. And then you'd go back down to the gym room locker rooms. That's where you would poop. It was a bit of a walk. Okay. But there'd never be anybody in there ever. You had a specialty bathroom that you knew?

So you could just have a nice private time pooping. Okay. I'm right. Well, a lot of you are admitting to just having wide open doors in your bathrooms, I guess. Free poopers. In studio, the head coach of your Syracuse men's lacrosse team. Gary Gate, good morning, coach. Good morning.

Well, big win Saturday. And that means, like you just said to us, you've got to figure out how to keep this thing going. Yes, you do. You're up bright and early. I guess talk about the game on Saturday. I know we made some adjustments as they started to get a little hot there. What were those adjustments you made? Well, first of all, you know, the field was, it was slippery.

And it really made for a slow start. The first quarter, you know, both teams were having a tough time trying to figure out the footing to get off some good shots. Very low-scoring and low-scoring first half. And then we both figured it out. And I thought we played pretty well in the second half. And then, you know, got the job done. Yeah, okay.

Moving on to the final four. Let's start with what this week looks like. Oh, yeah. You do got to practice today. I bet you didn't plan on that being 92 degrees. Do you have to adjust to like we're not going to get injuries? Like, what do we do today? You know, we do a great job preventing injuries.

You know, we're really healthy right now. Second year in a row going into the playoffs that, yeah, knock on. Not a wood. Not going on, yeah. So, yeah, we always take that into a campaign. The adjustment's going to be like figuring out how to get some reps on grass. So that's what we're going to work on. But without moving right to grass, because if you go to grass, you wear your legs out.

Okay. Why is that? The change is surface. You use different little muscles. Interesting. The science says it takes two weeks to acclimate to playing on grass. Otherwise, you spend the first week if you played on grass the whole time, your legs will be exhausted. and you won't be ready for the weekend.

So what we'll do is just mix in some drills on grass, but do most of the full field drills and that on the turf and keep the legs fresh. I saw that Spalina said that they don't feel like you guys have played, I don't know how you phrased it either 100% or the whole game or whatever. You still got guessed. 60 minutes, you know, that's what we talk about, paying a full 60 minutes or 60 plus if you go into overtime.

But we really haven't put it all together for full game, and I'm hoping that we're going to see that. weekend. What are we planning for? Notre Dame. We've had one win, one loss against them, right? No, just them.

We've got one loss. Okay. We went out. We played regular season game at Notre Dame. Yep. Last game of the year. And so we played them recently. And we get an opportunity to make some adjustments,

change things up, and go back at them again. We're excited about it. What does it like to have a full week between these games? How do you keep the guys hot for that whole week? And you said you'll leave Thursday probably? Probably Thursday. Get out of here. You know, we keep them busy.

We'll be doing a lot of film, a lot of prep, trying to make some great adjustments, and hopefully we'll see those on Saturday. Knock on wood, coach. 2.30 ESPN2. It's going to be on TV, so make sure you're watching the game. Of course, safe travels, coach. Well, it's a pleasure, thanks, guys.

I'm looking forward to it. It's going to be a great weekend for Syracuse lacrosse, and we got our fingers crossed. We got a fingers crossed. Coach Gary Gate, thank you so much for making time, sir. Have a good week. It would be cheers for you on Saturday.

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All right, so this school dinner accidentally served dirt, and I'm going to explain what happened. Because it's kind of like a perfect storm of like how they served dirt. All right. But also, as a couple of fellas who love whatever your version of it, dirt cake, worm food, whatever that dessert is. Yeah. I would have taken a bite out of the dirt. I just said the, like, what was it, last week that I said, I could really go for some dirt. I love that stuff.

Yeah, I love some cookies all cromled up on pudding. So I would have also assumed this must be that. Anyways, it wasn't. It was real dirt. Why? So. Bah, bah, bah, this was like a perfect storm. That Wednesday night, they were having the school's empty bowl supper event.

Okay. Earlier that day, science, one of the science classes had baked a, tray of dirt to sterilize it to see how plants grow in sterilized dirt. Nerd. All right. Three students at Metamock Valley High School briefly consumed potting soil on Wednesday during the school's empty bowl supper event. The soil had been baked earlier that day.

It wasn't the only thing he baked earlier? The soil had been baked earlier that day by students as part of a science experiment to sterilize it for plant growth testing. You know, nerdy stuff. Let's see. We cook the dirt, we're playing growth. The dorkeiest of dirt thing. If the dirt on a plant grow, it'll make the corn better of the dirt is sterile. The baking dish with the dirt was covered with foil and happened to be near a food service area because they had used the ovens.

Okay. In the rush to deliver food, someone grabbed the tray. Of dirt. Of dirt. And said what? People started to eat it thinking it was, I guess what, I would have assumed. But it was just a tray of dirt, though. I would never just scoop up, even if I thought it was just crumbled up.

But if you're at a meal. And it's dessert time. And there's crumbled up cookies on a tray. And you see the most convincing dirt pudding. you've ever seen. But was it on the pudding or was it just a tray? It was literally a tray of dirt because they were doing a science experiment. That's what I mean. I would never take

a spoon and go old. You would be able to discern that that's not of dessert. Yes, because it was just a tray of regular dirt as opposed to a delicious dessert with layers of pudding and curled up cookies and whipped cream and gummy bears

or gummy worms. My real dessert of dirt. My big tray of dirt. Yeah, no, this almost sounds like... It will let you down. Yeah, me, just a random tray of real no good dirt. The attendees mistook the dessert, put some in their mouth, immediately realized it was real dirt. It was quickly removed, accidental, not a prank, blah, blah, blah. And again, you eat grass. Yeah, I didn't. Not for like all the times. I wanted to try it.

But no, but do you see what I'm saying? Like, how... How could they not see the difference? This was just a cookie sheet that someone took a, just shovels full of actual dirt, threw it on there. Nothing else. And somebody sat it out. And because they just assumed because it was next to some cookies, I got to say. I'm going to say a couple things here. I like when desserts.

How do I say this? I like when desserts are something they're not I like when I'm tricked Yeah Yeah But I also Have trouble eating that dessert So let me tell you a story

Okay I was at a party once Dirt dirt dirt Where the words lost all meaning Where they had made a kitty litter cake Okay yeah yeah And it was Spent to look like kitty litter

With little turds in it Yes I knew That that was edible that was made to look like kitty litter. You couldn't do it? Couldn't do it. Couldn't get over it.

I like the people that make cigarettes out of... Cressel rods. Yeah, those are really good. You make the things that look like cigarettes out of pretzel rods. Yep. Can't eat a cigarette. I smoke cigarettes now. I smoke a cigarette of the friggin' time when I want to come down from a holiday.

Whenever I have a real hard day with my Nintendo Switch, I got to smoke a weird little cigarette. Whenever my grandma takes away my graphic novel. But... She doesn't like that deal is full bushingdale. Dirt cake is a different thing for me. I can eat so much dirt cake. I do love it. I like it when it's in a pale or whatever.

Put it in a bowl. Put it in a toilet. I'll eat it. I don't care. I just really like pudding. So it helps. Yeah. Yeah, me too.

It helps. But, no, I would not be tricked by one ingredient. I would not see one ingredient on a tray. Assume. I can't do it now because we just did this story. But I am almost. I would say at least 95. I'm not sure I could make him eat dirt.

I really could, yeah. And I'm thinking back, I'm thinking back to your, what was it, your 40th that we all went over at a pizza party? Yeah. And I'm thinking, we're all having a good time, we're eating pizza pie.

If I just put a little cup of dirt in front of them, I bet he gets one spoonful out of it. But if we're in a party situation. But are there other dessert dirts around? And you're just trying to trick me with this one as only. because if there's nothing else around, again, like this situation, and someone just sets dirt in front of me.

Rover, don't start trouble. I'm not calling him stupid. No, no, I know what he means. I get what he's saying. I could be convinced to eat dirt. No, I wouldn't even trick you. I wouldn't need to convince you. Well, let's say, I could be convinced.

Like, imagine all those tables. I could be tricked as well. With like six little cups of dirt. Okay, so now, now. Let Cody eat first. Now we're talking. Now you might get me. Because he's going to think this is dirt cake.

And I'm going to have to put it out. I will have the gander at it first because I'm thinking of the cups. You know those like small plastic cups that if you squeeze it too hard, they snap and slice your hand. The most fragile cups ever made, yeah. So I'm thinking of me like, I don't know, I want to use this 9-11 thing. I'm just picturing myself picking it up off the table and going, oh, there's no pointing in that. And then looking for confirmation from somebody. Yeah, is anybody else eating this?

Yeah. Hopefully. I hope in my head. He's worried. He's convincing himself. I'm not actually a dirt. Because in my head, I'm like, oh, dirt. And just...

Yeah. I think once you get it close to your face, you would smell that it was actually dirt. I do like to smell things. Anyways. Like that far, eat them. This whole story has made me want dirt cake or dirt pudding so bad. And I need to make one of those. Okay.

It's really easy, too. You just kind of got to get cookies. And what's your cookie topping? Oreo. I thought it's always Oreos, right? I mean, you can make whatever you want, call it dirt. And then what's the pudding? A chocolate pudding with an earth, with the worm?

minute? And why does that gummy worm taste like, it's like the best tasting gumming from your head? You're right. It's very weird. Yep, very weird. Maybe I'll make us a little dirt cakes tonight. A little dirt, little dirt pies. A little dirt, little dirt pies for us. You know what I'm thinking about it. Give us a follow on Twitch. Twitch.tv slash the show.

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Of the very first round. Bro. Declaring your winner by submission via arm bar. Round. Bro. Unbelievable. Three hours. Like you can say W.

WWE and AW's fake. But at least you get a match. At least our fake stuff lasts longer than that. What the hell? was that? Because that was also fake. I have no idea. I didn't care about the match. I don't watch much M.A. I just

saw what happened and went back and wanted to see and it was like it was a 17 second she immediately tapped out real fast. Way to like at least pretend you're gonna fight. There was no way for you once you're in that, that's it. You're all, that's it

can't do anything. Whoa. She smiled at the end of it, it was like, and I agree, doggy. 17 seconds, ladies is actually annoying. It's so long. Two rounds. It's two rounds. I don't, I don't know what, who wins

from this. Obviously, the two of them made a couple mill probably a piece. Oh, no, I read that, yeah, she won, Rhonda made like two five and the other one made like one something. So that was just all that. So what? Then you can have everybody that bought a ticket. I don't know. It was on Netflix. So maybe people got

Netflix subscriptions. It was on the Netflix. You've just lost the confidence of whatever consumer. Yeah, and that was like their first try on Netflix for MMA. It's like, that's not the best look. Like, I didn't watch it, but when I got up Sunday morning when it was a Saturday 9th. Yeah, yeah.

When I got up and saw that it was 17 seconds, I'm like, you're not even going to give the audience any show. Well, if you go back and watch it, it's so weird, too. It's like just the weirdest. I don't know. even know how to describe it. No, you're describing it appropriately. I don't know how to describe it either. She's all of a sudden had her in the arm bar on the ground and she didn't even, like, I get it. That is, yeah, her move also, how weird that she did that. Like, come on, man,

again, that's also scripted part. But the fact that before she even wrenched her arm, she had just started to pull and she was tapping out. Yeah. Because I thought like she was going to like grab and like try to do something because he hadn't really even locked it in yet. Here, let's watch the entire match. Yeah, might as well. Literally watch the entire match. I don't think they swear. Twitch.tv, I can always dub it.

Twitch or YouTube stream. They might say S. Twitch.tv slash the show. That's the announcers. I will dump it if they say the S word. And begin. Here we go. All right.

All right. And he's got her on the ground. She's got her in like a half. headlock kind of and I thought I thought Gina's that her name was going to choke her out Gina Carrano yeah but then she does one fake punch one fake punch now arm bar taps and she's already tap like that's it that's the whole match

she didn't that's the whole match she didn't even try to move or or anything yeah I just don't know how you maintain a consumer confidence in your product after doing that yeah I don't know like I don't know you got a It was like what a three-hour card? Yeah.

So maybe people knew it was going to have a good undercard and they don't care about this one? I don't know. I have no idea. I don't know. Just not. Yeah. I don't know. Not what you want to have as your first attempt.

Yeah. If you're going to broadcast an obvious work, at least have Dan Housenhaus and curse somebody or something. Right? At least entertain me a little bit. So, I mean. 17 seconds, man. I mean, as long as everyone's fun watching the whole thing. I don't think they did.

I don't think they did. The song about Judith Light from Who's the Boss? That's what I kind of thought. Maynard wrote a song about Judith Light. Good to know. Good to know. May she rest in peace. Good morning.

This is, uh-oh. Am I misremembering again? No, I'm positive. Mona? No. Judith Light was the blonde. Oh, really? Yeah.

No, she's alive. She is alive and well, my apostative. Yeah. Yeah. Mona's alive too, I think, right? Who is Mona? I don't know her real name. Mona.

Who's the boss? Don't come upstairs. I'm banging your daughter. Oh! Catherine Helmand. Yeah. Passed away in 2019. Oh, she's long day.

Yeah. All right. I didn't do it, Susan. No, Susan yelling at me. Oh, uh-oh. No, you're all right. Good morning. This is K.

Happy Monday. Of course. Get the show on demand, wherever you hear your favorite podcasts. All killer, no filler, boiled it right down. Didn't get Angela. Friday's podcast, you probably weren't even paying attention. We ended it with Tim Montana.

He popped in studio. He was a fun hang. That was neat. That was at the very, very end of the show. Still put a fart there. He did put a good one there. I mean, he would have respected that. I wanted to work it in where it was like him.

Mm-hmm. But, yeah. Tim Montana was a great hang. I hope you guys had a good time at the show with Alter Bridge or whatever. Altrabridge, Big Rec. And Tim on Friday night at the landmark, hope you had your fun. Yeah, had your fun now because you're grounded. Now you're grounded.

I've been around my fair share of addicts, Cody, as I'm sure you have as well. And they're always surrounded by the worst influences. Yeah. It's a big part of addiction is you've got to break the friend circle you're in because they're not your friends. They aren't their own worst enemy than they, And then it usually is the circle is holding them in. They're stuck inside the circle because it's a circle. And Britney Spears was spotted at a liquor store with two dudes who are hanging out with her.

Here's the image that's going on Daily Mail right now. Oh, come on. She was spotted at a Sherman Oaks liquor store with two gentlemen before they all walked across the street to a bar. And this is what I'm talking about. who are these scumbags Right? Like who what? I get that you want to be better Like you have to want to get better as an addicts

And maybe she's not there yet Or as just if you look at that picture The first guy looks just like a dude It's probably like whoa Britney Spears wants to hang out with me Yeah Hell yeah Brittany let's go to the liquor store It's not my fault Or it's not my problem to worry about you

And it's that's the problem Is it's like she's surrounding by these Surrounded by these people I don't know if they get money out of it I don't know if it's like you're saying like, cool, I could to hang out with Britney Spears. Because honestly, if Brittany was like

somewhere and she's like flirting with me and was like, hey, let's go to a liquor store and then we'll go back here in the bar and we'll hang out. You can be persuaded because you might hook up with Britney Spears. I would be iconic. Disaster.

Probably have fire burns. If it's that situation, I almost give these two dudes more credit if they didn't know her. If they're just like two dudes who are out of the bar and suddenly Bernie Spears is like, you want to hit the liquor store and you're like, sure.

Yeah, I like to party. If it's her friends, though, then they're scumbags. Yeah, if it's somebody in her circle or whatever, it's like, guys. Yeah, let's go to the liquor store and then go to a bar. Like, no, stop it. Like, do you not remember where she just came from? Yeah, this is not, this is not the situation. And why she had to go where she went?

Yeah. Like, no, I just, I don't think they pay attention. You got to break that circle of friends, man, or not friends. They do not have, but she. She's out. She's making videos again. I shared one on my Instagram, K Rock Josh. I'm not picking on her, but it is fascinating.

I don't know. Because it's crazy to watch. No one's getting involved. Because it's not even a spiral. Yeah. That's what's weird. Is it it just like, I hope to God there's no more rock bottom than this. Because now it's just like straight across every day is the same.

Yeah. There's no getting better. Yeah. Not getting worse. She's out. She's feral again. She's out bouncing around, making her video. She's loose. Do you watch us and L yet? Did you watch it? I did. You like when Chad Smith came out? That was good. I don't realize how old here do you have got no.

Everyone's getting old. He doesn't so much luck like Will Ferrell anymore. He looks like an old man. They're both getting old though, but he is. Yeah, he's getting old. No. I don't think he's funny at all. I don't like him. I don't think he's funny at all. Thank you. Thank you very, very much. I'm thrilled to be back here hosting Saturday Night Live. I like how long it took.

I know. Numerous. For those you just listening, this is Chad Smith. Pretending to be Will Ferrell. It really feels like, it really feels like coming home. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, excuse me. What? What the hell do you think you're doing?

I think I'm hosting the show. You're not the host. I am. You're Chad Smith of the red hot chili peppers. Look, no, shut up. Shut up. Everyone shut up. What the hell is wrong with you? He pushed me down backstage. And I fell.

And I fell. More than had to give me mouth to mouth. Seriously, what are you even doing here? Okay, I'm the musical guest tonight. No, you're not. No, you're not, Chad. No, Paul McCartney is the musical guest. He ended up being the drummer, though. He did drum for Paul McCartney.

Oh, did he? I didn't even notice. Get off the stage. Get off the stage now. Go. That's funny. Yeah. You can watch the rest of it. It was really funny.

He was, Paul McCartney was the musical guest, and Chad Smith was his drummer. Oh, that's cool. Because Paul just kind of brings another drummers. Yeah. And it was so funny just from a musically nerdy point. Paul McCartney's first song was an acoustic song. So watch the entire performance as Chad Smith. He, where is it?

Do I have it? What does he do? Just like, where's my, I don't know. Taps? No, this. He does this.

One of the most accomplished drummers of all time. Oh, he's got a entire song goes. He had a little leg. He had a little leg. And then occasionally he would hit a symbol with his hand. Just a little. Yeah. And then Paul McCartney would perform.

Wicked funny. No, I, uh, did not pay attention when he played. No. No, you're not a Beatles guy. Well, even more so, I don't like Paul McGartney even more. Really? Not him. I don't care about him.

But, no, I just, oh, that's not my jam. No, Paul is still out there playing. He's doing his thing. He's playing new stuff still. Can you imagine? Have some new jam. You go to see Paul McCartney and he plays the new stuff. I've got a new new one for you.

What? No. Come on, man. Do the heads. Do the Beatles and that's it. Do the head. Do a nice one for you. No, I just forget it, the guy's name, but I forgot.

Because I haven't seen it in a while how funny I think the slam guy is from update. Oh, yeah, he's hilarious. That's the funniest thing I've ever seen. He's hilarious. He brought out the slam dudes or whatever they were. That was so good. So fun. All right.

Other side of this big hockey game tonight. So you know your boy's got to get into some hockey action. Let's flip it right now. Go ahead. Flip it right now. Up the people see right on YouTube. I'm swore. Right on Twitch.

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tails on the Sabres. I'm the Sabres, baby. That's okay. I have a trick up, basically. I am the Sabers. Well, is it hitting me 106 times? It was no. How much money?

126. Was it? 126. I'll never break that record. Ah. Uh-huh. No, not after Friday. So other side of this, we will get into your gaming stream, brought to you by Hidden Gardens, North Side of Syracuse, and Ryan Phelps Auto Sales. It's already 74 degrees outside, bud.

Man. Man. Man. I think everybody's got diarrhea. I think everybody's got diarrhea. Oh, I got to go home because I got diarers. I can't be there. So you might as well just to, just to, you got to go to the bathroom now.

I got to go. You got to, if you're at work, it's a good time to, like, run by your boss and be like, oh, my. my god oh my god and then you know like 20 minutes later shout out to any of the show fam working outdoors today thinking of you it's going to be a hot one today and tomorrow stay hydrated stay cool if you can pink pink because you know why get a spring nope it was like 30 last week it's not going to be 93 today anywho we will hand you off to the 90s at 9 speaking of 90s 90s 90s at 9 what about it Kick it off with Days of the New.

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