The Skinny Confidential Him & Her Podcast - #114: Scotty Cunha - Celebrity Hairstylist, Relationship Dynamics, & Dating

Episode Date: May 15, 2018

On this episode we sit down with Scotty Cunha and Taylor O'Connor aka The Bare Naked Cucumber. Scotty is a celebrity hairstylists who's clients include the Kardashian & Jenner Clan, Lucy Hale, Kristin Cavalari, Emma Roberts & Nicole Richie. On this episode we discuss haircare, dating, relationship dynamics, expertise, and how to get ahead in a competitive field.  To learn more about Scotty Cunha click HERE To connect with Lauryn Evarts click HERE To connect with Michael Bosstick click HERE Read More on The Skinny Confidential HERE This episode is brought to you by Casper.    Capser offers the most comfortable and affordable mattress's on the market in our opinion. With over 30,000 five star reviews and over a million satisfied customers you can trust that Casper does what they say and thats providing better sleep which leads to better everything. Casper mattresses are built with zoned support memory foam and breathable open cell foam to keep you cool while you sleep. Michael and I recently got rid of our overpriced mattress which was killing Michael's hips and got the casper mattress. We love it and can't say enough good things.   Go to www.casper.com/skinny and enter promo code SKINNY to receive $50 off select Casper mattress's with a 100 day money back guarantee trial and free shipping. Terms and Conditions apply.    This episode is brought to you by WOO FOR PLAY  Even Better Sex. Imagine That. WOO FOR PLAY is the all natural and organic coconut love oil that is changing the way we have sex. With only 4 all natural ingredients WOO is the perfect personal lubricant to spice up your sex life.  All Him & Her Listeners will receive 20% off your entire order plus free shipping when using promo code HIMANDHER at checkout. Go to www.wooforplay.com to try WOO FOR PLAY.   

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A very smart cookie. And now Lauren Everts and Michael Bostic are bringing you along for the ride. Get ready for some major realness. Welcome to the skinny confidential, him and her. Guys, if you have kids in the car, maybe wait and listen to this episode a little later. We're doing the responsible thing. And listen, if you're a kid and you're not supposed to be listening to this, turn it off. Yeah, turn it off.

We actually got in trouble because your dad had one of his friends play this with their kid and it was one of those episodes that got a little aggressive. So listen, we've done our part now. We've done the disclaimer. Kids, if you're underage, turn it off

or don't tell your parents you're listening. And parents, if you have kids in the car and you're with them, just know that we warned you ahead of time. This episode is X-rated and I even learned things that I didn't know. With that, welcome back to the Skinny Confidential Him and Her Show. If you are new to the show, hi. Today we have Scottie Chuna and Taylor O'Connor, aka the Bare Naked Cucumber. For those of you who are veterans to the show, you know who Taylor is. Yes, and if you aren't familiar with Taylor, maybe check out episodes 42 and 74. Again, 42 and 74, but be

forewarned, they are a lot to take in. Don't say I didn't warn you here. They involve strippers peeing your pants. A lot. How he called me a beast at my wedding. A lot. Told me to suck down. A lot. So on this episode, we discuss how Scotty went from Starbucks barista to celebrity hairstylist to the Kardashians. We dive into relationship dynamics, hair care, and dating. I'm Lauren Everts. I'm the creator of The Skinny Confidential, which is a blog, a brand, a book, and obviously a podcast. The Skinny Confidential has become a resource for women all over the world, and it's turned into this incredible community with hundreds of thousands of women. A lot of you guys are connecting in the Skinny

Confidential Secret Facebook group, which is just so cool to see. And I'm Michael Bostic. I'm an entrepreneur and business operator. I like to say operator along with entrepreneur because I think it's important to operate businesses if you're going to throw the entrepreneur word around. Most recently, I am operating Dear Media as CEO, our new podcast production network, which puts an emphasis on female hosts and voices. Hot. Yeah. That's what's going on, Lauren. Nothing much. Tell us about your new office, Window Space in LA. I'm officially an office guy. I'm officially in the office in LA. My business partner, Raina, who has been on this show. I can't remember which episode off the top of my head, but if you just search Raina Pinchansky, she has been on this show. She's amazing.

She's a badass. Yeah, she's a badass. And she's been trying to get me to plant my flag in the office for the last couple of months. And it's finally official. Plant your flag. Yeah, she wanted me in the office. I was like, you know, I was bouncing around. I was like that guy in office space for a while that was kind of like moving to different areas. But no, I have an office now. It's official. So Dear Media shares a space with Digital Brand Architects, which is our partner in Dear Media. And now that's where you can find me most days in the office. With a Jones salad or a Jones BLT. Listen, there's a lot of women working in there that I'm picking up some good habits. I'm learning to eat salads at lunch, right? Ice teas. But listen, I still think I need like a meat fridge in there

and like some candy. A meat fridge? Yeah, something like a grill or something like, you know. No, you guys need a rose gold refrigerator stocked with water that have the skinny confidential label on them and then i'd like a pop of color on the wall maybe some flowers candles diffuser a little ambience my first step is i need to get a little bit of black in my office right a little bit of black chairs it's a little it's pretty bright in there right there's a lot of i love bright though don't don't ruin the brightness listen i just need to like you know put my stamp on it and then i'll feel i feel better you know i feel great already but i feel better so happy belated mother's day to everyone all the

moms out there and uh you know we um this this episode here that we did uh where do i start here um so the reason we love doing this podcast is because it's an opportunity to have conversations that have not been had before on a wide variety of subjects. I think that's, you know, we started to connect with an audience on a deeper level, but we also started it because both of us like to have really interesting and engaging conversations. And I think we don't take anything too seriously. Like at the end of the day, it's all funny. And if we can use this platform to educate, to entertain, to inspire, that's what we want to do. So you can expect a medley from our podcast. It's kind of like a plot twist. You never know what you're going to get.

Yeah. I mean, listen, we talk about branding and marketing and entrepreneurship and skincare and diet and fitness and mindset and businesses. But we also talk about relationships and medicinal drugs and open relationships, gay, straight relationships. We talk about everything. And I think if this podcast ever got to the point, at least for me, and I can't speak for Lauren, but I think this is true. If it ever got to the point where it became predictable or it became- No, no, no. We can't do predictable. That would be a yawn. What a yawn. Or if it ever became the same thing or the same topics over and over again,

I think that both of us would lose interest in this. With everything we have going on, it would just, it would get boring. If our podcast had a zodiac sign, it would for sure be a Gemini. Like, I love the fact that maybe somebody came here today and was like, you know, I really need a wellness episode. I'm trying to get my wellness on and then bam. No, we want to make you guys laugh too. Like let's have some fun, loosen up. It's not serious. I like that it's, I like that it could be different each week and you don't, and there's, and you can't really pin down a genre, right? It's interesting too. When I,

when I talked to, to advertisers and people that sponsor the show and they're like, what's the topics? And I was like, well, it's, it's a medley. It's a medley. It's like me in the morning. You never know what you're going to get, you know? Yes. All right. Speaking of never knowing what you're going to get, have you guys tried Woo? Well, in that case, you know what you're going to get. You're going to get better sex, buddy. So there's been a lot of talk in the secret Facebook group about woo for play. It's Michael and his business partners product. And it's this all natural coconut sex oil. Yeah. And it is amazing. And here's why I think it's amazing. Use it last night with you. Okay. Michael, everyone, every single detail of everything. Um, I like it because I used to get UTIs, which is probably more

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at Starbucks, so you know he's a real hustler, to doing celebrity hair. His first major job was going on tour with Miley Cyrus, and some of his clients include Lucy Hale, Kristen Cavallari, Emma Roberts, Nicole Richie, and the Kardashian-Jenner clan. He's known for styling gorgeous hair that's voluminous and effortlessly chic without looking too done. He's been a featured stylist in both the Los Angeles Times, Allure Magazine, Russian Vogue, German Vogue, Spanish Vogue, Town & Country Magazine, Maxim Complex, and Condé Nast Traveler. Hide your kids though because Scotty gets very real and very candid on today's podcast. With that, welcome to the show, Scotty and Taylor.

This is the Skinny Confidential, him and her. So wait, we have, we have, he's off suspension. He's been on suspension for a very long time. For those that have listened to the show for a while, the bare naked cucumber, Taylor O'Connor is back on the show. He's's off probation we have the best guest with the reason i wanted to the reason i want him on is because scotty who we have here now hi was just giving what we what was the advice you were giving him because i had to well well he just told me that he fully shaves like with a razor his pubic area and so i instead of like getting my ass waxed or shaving my ass because you get ingrowns and like sometimes you can't help it.

I use Nair for women in the sensitive area. So the Nair that women use on their like vagina and like vagina area I use on my ass and it really works like coarse, hard hair. And it's so amazing. OK, what's the exact brand? I know it's Nair, but is it pink? Is it like what's the bottle? It's in a little mini white bottle by Nair and and it's called For Sensitive Areas with Aloe. Interesting.

It's funny because he's a hairstylist, and I'm trying to get rid of my hair down there. So you can't, it's couldn't have been better. I don't understand. Like for me, since I'm such a bottom, like I need my ass, I like my ass to be like smooth and gorgeous. But like for a straight male to like actually shave his pubes is so weird. I don't even fully shave my frontal pube. Sorry.

I feel like it's something I've always thought that was normal. No. I remember, okay, here. It's really not. I'm going to take this. When I was younger, I remember when I first started to get pubes, and this is going to get a little weird. When I was first younger, I remember when I first started to get pubes, I was gonna get a little weird When I was first younger, I remember when I first started to get pubes. I was confused

What was happening when oh my cuz it came in strong cuz I grow a beard. Yeah, I don't need your life story Irish more or less like a dash of Mexican oh It's probably so that's course. Yes show really runs the gambit of topics doesn't it? I still think it's something that most there's a lot of men that probably do it and they probably This show really runs the gambit of topics, doesn't it? I still think it's something that most, there's a lot of men that probably do it

and they probably don't like to discuss it, air it openly, but I think there's a lot of women that prefer it. There's definitely a lot of muscle queens that are on steroids

and are fully nude and shave their full body plus pube hairless, but that's such a gay WeHo thing. I've never heard of a straight male who dates girls

where you fully are straight, right? Absolutely, 100%. I just, I don't know, but anyway. I've never heard of a straight male who like dates girls Where you fully are straight right absolutely 100% I just I don't know but anyway well there is For the ignorant walking around for the ignorant at the table. What is a muscle queen? Muscle Queen is like steroids oiled up at the gym 24 hours a day like Only fans calm do you guys know about that? No? Oh my god. It's like a cam shop. A cam place. Yeah. So like basically on people's Instagrams now, they're basically making their own porn sites and you can sign up for Onlyfans. It's like $7.99 to

$9.99 and like the people who think they're really cool charge about $15.99 and they basically like, you know, work out, show their cock, do muscle, like muscle workout. Taylor, new job. Their muscle routine. If I could get paid to do muscle, like muscle workout, like their muscle routine. If I could get paid to do that, I would do it. Taylor, how did you know about this site?

Because it's not just, no, it's not just for that. Women do it too. Sorry. Yeah, totally, totally. You have to preface it. It's not like grinding. You're a subscriber. No, no, but I just, I'm a man and I've watched porn, so I'm familiar with the ads.

Tumblr. Enough about Taylor's pubes and porn i want to hear about actually hair that matters like courtney kardashian's haircut at coachella yes can we talk about that because you're giving me it wait first can you give us okay let's let's give us the we've we've driven real quick here let's go back a little bit can you give like give us your background here like let's what's the boilerplate introduction at this point okay so i'm scotty kunya I live in West Hollywood, California. I'm 34 years old, and I am a celebrity hairstylist.

I've been doing it for about 15 years now, which is such a long time. And I work with the Kardashians, Lucy Hill, Kristen Kauff, who we both love. Her body. Oh, her body. Jay Cutler, I love him. So, yeah, I mean, I've just been working in the hair industry for a really long time and yeah basically mostly i do courtney the most but i've worked with every single girl i've car jenner and chris jenner and um i've been working with them for about like 10 years now i started working with them on the tv show keeping up with the kardashians and that's how i kind of

like wait which tv show i show I never heard let me ask you this how did you how did you start getting this clientele I my first first major celebrity after I was an assistant for four years was Miley Cyrus and I went on tour with her for a year I was with her every single day for a year and then when we came back and she did movies I didn't really want to be in tv or film so I got an agent and then that's how I kind of met Kim and Courtney. And I did photo shoots with them. And then they asked me to do the TV show, which was like Monday through Friday. I don't do it that much now.

And before all of this, how did you even get started in the hairstyling business? I went to I dropped out of high school. I hated school. I was not academic at all. I was so bad. I went to summer school every single year of my life. And I just decided that I was totally over it. And I went to beauty school when I was 17, got my GED, finished when I was 18, and then

moved to California straight away. And I just knew I wanted to be like in sunny Palm Tree, California. I wanted to be famous and do famous people. And so I just kind of was over the East Coast since I grew up there. And then that was it. Has your career exploded too with social media? Because I feel like you have tons of followers and everyone's obsessed with you. There's never enough followers. I was going to say the first time I, well, oh, follow me at the Scotty Cunha, please. Thank you. T-H-E-S-C-O-T-T-Y-C-U-N as in Nancy, H-A.

He has a very energetic personality because the first time I met him. You don't say. This is actually the first time I met him, but you were on Lauren's Snapchat, I believe, or was it Instagram stories? Probably one of them. You were doing her hair. You mean the first time you saw him? Yeah, the first time I saw him.

And it was the first time, I saw him then, and when I just met him in person for the first time, immediately I thought, you look familiar. And it is, it's the energetic personality. Because immediately when I saw him, it's the smile. So you meet someone for the first time, immediately I thought, you look familiar. And it is. It's the energetic personality. Because immediately when I saw it, it's the smile. So you meet someone for the first time and you ask them razor burn tips? No, so I don't know how this came up.

No, you brought it up and it just, he jumped in and said, wait a second, I've got a solution for that. Yeah, PFB. PFB Vanish Roller Stick. It's amazing. I use it on my face. I'm going to.

I use it on my face when I shave and I'm obsessed with shaving my face. Yeah, your skin is looking so glowy. Thank you, I shaved today. I love it. I can't even do it. I shaved going to. I use it on my face when I shave, and I'm obsessed with shaving my face. Yeah, your skin is looking so glowy. Thank you. I shaved today. I love it. I can't even do it. Thank you.

I shaved for you. Thank you. I actually shaved last night, and I shaved in the shower, and I forgot to shave the neck beard, so I had this weird long thing right here, and I thought, okay, I have to remember before I go to LA to shave that, which I didn't. So when I was driving up here, I had to do a detour to go into a 7-Eleven to buy a razor to shave this because- Oh, did you do it in the car? Yeah, I did to do a detour to go into a 7-Eleven to buy a razor to shave this. Oh, did you do it in the car?

Yeah, I did. Oh. You're a weird man. Savage. You have poor skin. Oh, my God. Listen, every time I think. I do like a full steam.

I do like a full scrub. Then I shower. Then I naturally let my face dry. Then I do my shaving cream, which is not even a shaving cream. It's actually called mint souffle, which it works as like a face wash and a shaving cream. And I like lather it on. Really?

I'm running. I'm running gun. There is nothing at this point that Taylor could say on this show that would surprise me. Not one thing. In case anyone was wondering about Taylor's full shave history. There you go. You literally just like broke it down from when you like started puberty to now to now

you're in 7-Eleven getting a razor shaving your neck. It's literally full circle. When was the last time you were on this show i literally gave you like a 50 show suspension after the last time that was probably six months ago i think it wasn't that it was the episode called minute man yeah that was six i think six months ago it's a good one that's the first one that uh the girl that i'm currently dating listened to. And it was not the good one. It was not a good one for her to listen to. Yeah. It was rough. I'm so sorry.

Okay, so. Okay, so I want to know, like, being a celebrity hairstylist. You're with Miley Cyrus. You're with the Kardashians. Like, do you love every second? Oh, my God. I love. I love every second.

I think I'm a Kardashian. Like, I, like, go through love every second? Like, oh my God, I love, I love every second. I think I'm a Kardashian. Like, I like go through security. I have my sunglasses on. I'm like bitchy. I like, if someone's not helping me, I don't understand. Like, I'm just like, I think like, I think that I'm the celebrity. Like, you know, it's like, you just like, are like. What are some of the perks that come along with doing some Kardashian hair?

I mean, everything. There's a million. Kris Jennerenner oh she's the best she is literally like the best person boss mom friend to have ever and when she loves you she loves you and she will take care of you she will do anything and the whole family is like that which is really why i think i've worked with them for so long because they're so they are so amazing and they like love the people that I work with. And, you know, we've worked with each other for so long that they, you know, they automatically have, you know, include you in their family events and they're in their family. They consider you a family, you know, they're with they get glam every day if they're working, if the show is filming, you know, so they really only let a certain number of people in, you know? So, um, I think that's kind of really great.

Just being so close with the client where you, you know, it's still work, but you, you know, you feel close and you, you know, you like doing your job every single day. Have you met Ariel, the makeup, makeup? Oh yeah. Makeup Ariel. Yeah. So do you want to hear a crazy story about him yeah so the first the first time we met him was what three or four years ago in new york

it was four years ago i found him on instagram he had 2 000 followers and i said i there's something about you can you come do my makeup he took the subway to meet me i swear to god i would be a talent scout if i wasn't a blogger he took the subway to meet me and he did my makeup for four hours which was very different because i was you're used to getting it done in like one hour he took four hours he was so meticulous the makeup looked like my face was face tuned i know he not only did that he was only commissioned to stay for an hour he stayed for the entire shoot he perfected everything and i told michael afterwards i said that kid's gonna to be famous. But you know what's interesting about him?

I'm taking credit. No. He told me, and this was before he had anything, he told me point blank, and I believed him. He's like, I'm going to move to California, and I'm going to do the Kardashians makeup. I said, okay. And now he is doing that, which is rare to see. He's so talented. Every day.

Did you say he was 14 years old? He does Kylie and Kim every day. Yeah, he's so talented. He's 19 now. Really? So he was probably 15 was 14 years old? He does Kylie and Kim every day. Yeah, he's so talented. He's 19 now. Really? So he was probably 15 or 16 when you met him. Yeah, really, really young. I remember first meeting him and being like, oh my God, I can't believe you're 18.

I felt bad because I was like, oh, you still are so excited about work. And I'm just like, blow dry hair. Like, oh, here we go again. Another fucking blow dry. And when I see these kids, I'm like, oh, they're so excited. They love it. They're so happy. They're like, so, you know, it's just it's so it's good that there is younger people that like you can see how excited they are about life because you're like, oh, OK. Like I like my life is pretty amazing.

My job's pretty great. I need to I need to dive into your your history now. I'd like to go pretty deep on the show. I need to know how this. You set yourself up for that one. I could not. That's good. That's good. on the show i need to know how this i need to know how this came about this huge personality loud out there like how did like how did you grow up where did you grow up like what's the story my both i'm an only child so that's number one i've always needed attention and i was show boating up and down town dancing in restaurants with my parents like i loved attention always because i was an only child but my parents took me out everywhere i went out with my parents every

single night and they're right off the boat from portugal they're immigrants they moved here when they were 18 and 19 to california no to rhode island they're still in rhode island and they moved my mom moved here first and then she went back because all of Coast they're still in Rhode Island and they moved my mom moved here first and then she went back because all of my family is still in Portugal and she shipped my

she went back to Portugal met my dad shipped him into the States they like have love letters and everything it's so obnoxious and they

moved to the she shipped him to the States they stayed together then they had me and we were like this little family, the three of us. And they took me out every single night. I went out with them every single night. I was a full adult. Like I had all adult friends.

And I just think that's how I kind of like became so outgoing and so personable because all I did was talk to people all the time. And everyone's like, you're so cute. You're so cute. And I'm like, I know, I know. And I'd like dance around and like, you know what I mean? Cause I was like this like five-year-old dancing at a restaurant on a bench. Like, you know, like when there was like music, cause my parents would always go out with

Portuguese people, like Portuguese restaurants, there's always music and live music and all this stuff. I was a backup dancer for this random Portuguese singer, which I loved. I was the only boy. So that gave me even more attention. And, um, my dad made me play soccer, which I hated, but he also let me take dance class because he's so amazing. And so I would play soccer and I was miserable. But then he let me go to dance class on Saturdays.

Then I wanted to be a model. So my poor parents paid for me to fucking be a model. Like, that's how spoiled I am. Like, my parents literally had to pay this school, modeling school. Corbazon? Casablanca. Oh, similar. Yeah.

Do you still have any of these photos? Do they exist? I can't. I literally, when it was old headshot day, I was so fucking pissed because I called my mom and she was like working and I'm like, I need this headshot. And she was like, I can't get it. I'm like, what do you mean you can't get it? I was like screaming at her.

The things that are lost to time. Like I was so upset. But don't think when I go home, I'm going home. I'm going to the Met. I'm working for the Met Ball. And then I'm going to go home for two days and then go to, I'm going home. I'm going to the Met. I'm working for the Met ball. And then I'm going to go home for two days and then go to the Hamptons and I'll come back to LA, but I'm going to find that photo anyway. Modeling school, backup dancer.

And then when I got to high school, of course I wanted to be a cheerleader. So I was on the cheerleader squad and yeah. At this time, are you openly gay? I need to know this. I want to hear what's going on here. Oh, my God. I am so gay. So single.

Look me up. Hit me up in the DM. All I get is like girls like, can you show this to Kendall or Kylie? Like, I don't get any dick pics. I don't get anyone hitting on me. I'll have Taylor send you one tonight. I'm going to say, is this is it working? You can go. Yes. It just like coach him through. So, yeah, he needs some project. You do you go. Nice and razor burning. I'm going to say, is it working? You can go, yes.

It just like. Coach him through. So yeah, he needs some help. You know. I just don't. It doesn't go down in the DM for me ever. So disappointing. I feel like there'd be a line out the door.

Maybe they're intimidated. No. No. All like 17 to like 24 year old girls. Okay guys. Which is fine. I don't mind. But it's cute.

He's single. I feel like you need a line. I'm so single. I don't know if But it's cute. No, he's single. I feel like you need a line. I'm so single. I don't know if I have a guy in LA for me. I think I'm more of like a New York financier person. Do you know what I mean? Financier? I like it.

Like, I'm arts and leisure. I need business. Yeah. Sophisticated. I can see that. Do you know what I mean? Absolutely. The yin to your yang, more or less.

The dichotomy of two opposites. Yes. 100%. Okay. Makes sense. So I want to hear about, I know this is switching, Michael's going to get mad, but I want to hear about Erika Jayne. Oh, I'm obsessed with her. She's everything. I know. Isn't she amazing? It's expensive to be me. Hello. I say that every day.

So how do you start with Erika Jayne? Because you've been doing her hair for a long time, too. Yeah. So it's so funny because I, how did I start Erika Jayne? Oh, my friend Jack, who does Kristen's publicity. My friend Jack, who I've known forever. We met him. Yeah. He's amazing.

He's a doll. I've known him since. I think he's going to come on the show. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. His book is amazing. So I met, he was like, please, will you do Erica Jane before Housewives?

And I was like, of course, I love her. He's like, you know, she's so fun. She's so cool. Like, you will love her. I'm like, yeah, no worries. Whatever you say. I love Jack. You know, it was, I knew who she was, but it wasn't like, I mean, she was always who

she was, but it was before Housewives, you know, and I was like, yeah. And we walked up on the plane and I'm like, I love this fucking job. I love Erika Jayne. Pretty mess. Hello, pretty mess crew. Hashtag like I am in. And I went on tour with her and all her hot dancers. I mean, she I mean, she does not give a fuck.

It's like best hotel, plane, cars, like I mean life. She is life and she is also so amazing and so fun and she lets me do whatever I want. She's like, oh, what do you want to do? Beach wave? Sure. She's so amazing and so like you do you boo, you know, which is great for like to have a

client to let you do what you want to do or say, hey, can we try this? Can we do this? And she's so down. I'm so obsessed with her. Okay, so if someone's at home and they want to do or say, hey, can we try this? Can we do this? And she's so down. I'm so obsessed with her. Okay. So if someone's at home and they want to do something out of the box, like something crazy with their hair, what's a product that you could recommend that you're using on Erika Jane or Kim Kardashian? What's something that like, like maybe like a secret that's not too expensive that kind

of anyone can pick up? I would, what's a good secret? I don't know. Do you mean like styling, like ponytails? Anything that you would like. What's your secret juice that you use on these girls? Maybe not juice. Maybe juice is the wrong word.

Listen, I never thought I'd be asking hair questions, but here we are and we're going to dive into it. What is the biggest mistakes people make with their hair? Overwashing. I hate when people wash their hair. They're like, what do you mean? mean I'm like don't wash your hair it doesn't need to be washed that much I it like your hair is better when it's greasy your hair looks better the second day I almost never wash my hair thank

God good job plus 10 points that's a lucky one though yeah that was just by default you're greasy as fuck no I know I say just by default that I got that point yeah I do not wash your hair I honestly like if you can figure out a way cuz I know some people are like I got that point. Yeah, I do not wash your hair I honestly like if you can figure out a way because I know some people are like I feel greasy I feel greasy if you can extend your shampoo and Like you can train your hair to not get so greasy if you let if you you know Like it's like if you're washing your hair every single day your hair It's like your skin when you don't moisturize and you're dry your skin produces more. When you're drying out your hair with shampoos and sulfates, whatever.

I don't care what anyone says. Like, oh, I use blah, blah, blah from Whole Foods. Like that shampoo fucking sucks. Do you know what I mean? Like you're still stripping your hair of its natural oils. And then like that makes your hair look good when you style it. So what shampoo should we use? What's your fave?

My fave, fave, fave is because it's so decadent and you don't have to use it all the time. And the conditioner as well as the Oribe Signature Shampoo and Conditioner. Love Oribe. It's the best signature, though. Just like the original black bottles. It's the best. And the shampoo is really cleansing. And then the conditioner is really conditioning.

So if you feel like your hair is oily, just use the shampoo. Really get it dry and then use styling products. Do you have Oribe in your hair right now? Because it looks amazing. I do, yeah. Yeah, Michael, you need Oribe. Do you see Orbea in your hair right now? Because it looks amazing. I do, yeah. Yeah, Michael, you need Orbea. Do you see this hairline? It's amazing.

It's next level. Have you ever seen anything like it? No. I was going to be fucking devastated if you were like, yeah. No, it's perfect. What do you mean? It's in your eyebrows. Yeah.

It's hanging over your eyes. Scotty, we'll have to get together sometime, and we'll have to figure it out. No, I'm loving your hair right now. Are you trying to grow it out? No, that's the problem. I've got to get it cut. Yeah, I'm loving your hair right now. No, it's a little, I need to get a haircut. Are you trying to grow it out? No, that's the problem. I got to get a haircut. Yeah, he needs some help. No, he doesn't like the cut.

I can tell. No, I just want to know if you're, you're, you're in transition right now for sure. Yeah, he needs to go to a, he needs to go get a haircut. The guy that cuts his hair is amazing, but you need to go get a haircut. He went to Japan for a while and then I've been here, so I got to, I got to reconnect. He's in San Diego? Yeah. Okay.

What I love about you is your brand is so niched. Like I asked if you would color my hair and you're, you don't even do that. You just do cuts. Cotton style. But why do you do that? I mean, I love that. I think it's genius that you just focus on your strength. Why did you decide to do that?

I think it's important to concentrate on one thing. I know that like right now there's a lot of people who do hair and makeup and can do one. And honestly, like some, and I, I will tell honestly, like some and I will tell this to their face. I will tell this to their face. You're better at one or the other. You're it's just like that's how it is. And if you concentrate on one skill, you're going to be amazing at it. If you want to do both.

Great. Honestly, in my 15 years of working, I haven't seen someone that does like actually no. Fuck. I just contradicted myself. Who? My friend Rob Sheppey can do the best makeup and the best ponytail of all time. Why does that sound so familiar? Rob Sheppey.

He does the girls too. He literally did the girls like back in the day in Miami. He used to live in Miami and they would go to like, you know, like swim week or whatever. And he was like the Miami hair and makeup guy and he would do their hair and makeup. And he actually is the one person that I can do both. OK, so if you were to recommend a colorist, who's your colorist? If we're in L.A., who would you recommend? My best friend, Vanessa at Andy LaCombe Salon.

But I told you she's a mom. And so like it's hard to get an appointment with her. But also the best blonde who does Kristen is Justin John Anderson. He does DP Hugh. Like he really is the best blonde ever. And then if you like balayage, George Papadakis, who's like amazing. He does Kristen is Justin John Anderson. He does DP Hugh. He really is the best blonde ever. And then if you like Balayage, George Papadopoulos, who's amazing. He does all the girls in Dubai. He gets that hair from black to blonde and it's still

on your head. I want to ask you this. Which is really hard to do. So you talk to women all day long. They're in the chair. It's a vulnerable space. They're telling you all their darkest secrets. I have them all. A guy like taylor looking to date trying to get him to put it like what can what can he do what would you say to position himself for him to lock down a woman give them what they want

pay for dinner but no but really like what this guy you know struggling a little bit what can you i thought you were dating someone no i am but still we're just talking general i would say what's a general advice? Paying for dinner. The first tip is let's not shave your face with a razor from 7-Eleven on the way to L.A. I'm surprised how good it was. And then moisturize. What's the biggest complaint you hear women making about men?

They're cheap. Really? Really? Yeah. I think I pay for every dinner ever. When it's down to the real rich guys, they get so nitty gritty. I mean, I'm talking about pre-pre-prenups. Okay?

Shit gets real. Pre-pre-prenups. So they're not married yet. That's such a thing. They're dating. Who signs that, though? I don't care about a Melon and Prosciutto play. You gotta do more.

But I feel like some people are so, they want the ring and the baby and like you know they want like the ring and the baby in the house that they're like okay like if I just like I show that I'm not you know this like gold digger like I mean I get it I understand it's really hard for women it really is hard for women and um I think when it comes to women who are actually the ones that are making the money it's even fucking harder for them because they're the ones that are making the money, it's even fucking harder for them because they're the ones that are making their guys' dicks off because they're so powerful. And that gets really hard.

That's my one and only boyfriend. Honestly, the biggest thing was that I made more money than him. And he was like, you have to save money. You have to save money. And I'm like, no, I don't. I work every fucking day. Like, don't worry, I'll pay for you. And it literally killed his boner.

You know, like I pushed him into a corner of like, I got this, I got this, I got this. But really, I'm like the girl. And it literally killed his boner. You know, like I pushed him into a corner of like, I got this, I got this, I got this. But really I'm like the girl. So it's hard, you know? Michael, what do you have to say about that? Cause I'm pretty- I think it comes down to a confidence thing, right? Like you gotta-

Yeah. And he had such a great penis. Like it wasn't like he could be, and he was so hot and tall and handsome and blue eyes, perfect hair, perfect body. And I'm like, what are you insecure about? Money? Really?

That's it? Was it killed by the bush? No, he didn't even, he had like the most perfect moderate body hair ever. Like he didn't even have to trim his hair. He was like hairless in the right spots and hairy in the right spots. Like he was perfect. Is there a term for someone that doesn't have any body hair? Smooth?

I mean, just in general. I don't, I think. Your term would be bumpy. Because someone whose hair is considered bare, right? Or is it like. Oh, are you getting into gay terms with me right now? No, no, because I'm familiar. No, I'm familiar.

Yeah, technically, yeah. Because I know there's a term. Okay, so twink. I know there's a term for, yeah, the twink. Otter is like moderately hairy. I've never heard otter. Skinny. You would be an otter in the gay world.

Okay. I guess, I mean, otters are friendly animals. Let's go to the, what would Taylor be in the gay world? Otter. Otter. What is an otter? A cute nerd okay i guess i mean otters are friendly let's go to what would taylor be in the gay world otter otter what is an otter a cute nerd a cute nerd okay i like that that's a good description of myself is that bad no what would michael be i want to say daddy but he's like young like you'd be like a young dad oh is that bad i love dads listen so me and the gay i'll take it i'll take it me and my me and my friend no no me and the gay. I'll take it. I'll take it. Me and my, me and my friend. No, no, no. Me and my friends. Like if we see someone really hot, we go, dad, like dad. And then we're like, Hey dad.

And then sometimes like at Coachella, I was like, Oh, that dad is so hot. And it was a real dad, like with his daughter. And I was like, Oh fuck. So dad's a good thing. I'll take it. Oh no. Dad is like dad. Like it's all about the dad.

One of the things that I love about you so much is you're so outgoing. When you see someone you're open, you look them in the eye. You have these great, I love about you so much is you're so outgoing. When you see someone, you're open. You look them in the eye. You have these great, like, I don't even want to call it networking skills because I don't love networking. But how, for someone that maybe doesn't have as much confidence as you, like, what are some tips that they could apply? Have a glass of rosé before you go out.

Okay. Yeah. Like, have a drink. Don't be shy. Like, if you need to loosen up and you can't, like, if you don't feel, like, social, have a, like, have, like, whatever it is. Like have a drink. Don't be shy. Like if you need to loosen up and you can't like, if you don't feel like social, have it like, have like whatever it is, tequila maybe. But I mean, I always say like, have a glass of wine before. Like, I mean, I have a glass of wine before events and things like that. And I was, it was so funny. Cause I know I'm, I don't mean to bring

it to this cause I feel bad, but the YouTubers I'm, I was doing like, I was sitting on like a cute little like table with this girl and we were commenting on a show that I was on. And she was like, she couldn't say follow at the social station. Like, how can you not say that? You know? And she was so stressed. I'm like, babe, have a glass of wine. She's like, oh really?

I'm like, yeah. I gave her my rosé. She's like, oh wow. And then she like, I still took a lot for her to say the line but like i was like babe get it together like calm down so taylor next time you're on a date with someone have a glass of rose well this is my first glass of no i actually i'm not usually too much of a nervous person okay drinking i mean rose this is my first i was more nervous to think it was bad because you were so excited about it but it is delicious well taylor i told you i had 12 shots

of tequila at our wedding and ended up going to a strip club, pissing himself and getting a lap dance. Yeah. See tequila. Yeah. I would say one tequila. Yeah. I was going to say when you said have some tequila and go, well, one leads to two, two

leads to three. Let's try a margarita. Not like shots. You know what I mean? So I have like kind of like three quick questions. Okay. Say someone's at home and they want Courtney's blunt hairstyle. What do they ask their hairstylist for?

Just blunt? It depends on their hair texture. Because then if it's too thick, it could be too blunt and not look good and flip out in certain areas that you don't love. And you could feel like your hair is not sexy or you might not like it. Okay. So it depends on your hair structure. It depends on your hair texture. If you're a person that gets keratin treatments and your hair is on the straighter side, then yes, you can be like, I want this blunt cut, blunt cut. Great. Um, blunt cut, not cunt.

Um, then fine. If you're, if your hair is on the finer side and you're blonde, yes, blunt all the way. But if your hair is thicker on the curlier side, you might have to have a few layers. I would say like I call them invisible, invisible layers, which is kind of hard to describe. But there is some people that I achieve the look of a blunt cut. Like if I'm going towards like, you know, shorter to longer than, you know, I layer the back, but it still looks like it's one length, you know? OK, so what about Kristen Cavallari, which is a very different look? She's like the collarbone sexy beach wave, which is great. Anyone can do that. If your hair is like colored blonde and you kind of have a little bit of root, I would

just say like one of my best references and you can Google it is Rosie Hunter-Niwili lob. And it like it comes up like the first photo. It's just like perfect. Great cut. Anyone can do it. Who do you think has the best cut in Hollywood? Ooh.

That you didn't do. That I didn't do. You know who I like? Margaret Robbie. Oh, I'm obsessed with Margaret Robbie's hair. She literally was my 10 for award season. I talked about it on Talking Shit, my YouTube show with my friend Roxana.

Literally, she killed this award season. I mean, she killed it. Every single dress, every single hairstyle. I know her hairstyle is Bryce, like so cool and chic and from New York and like skinny and blonde too. But so she killed it. Like, I mean, her hair was amazing

and that cut is amazing on her. She's also a fucking supermodel. Like, so, you know, that's hard. I want to go back a little bit. You touched on something. You said you've only had one boyfriend. Is that true? Yeah. What's so hard about dating here in Hollywood? I feel, that's hard. I want to go back a little bit. You touched on something. You said you've only had one boyfriend. Is that true? Yeah.

What's so hard about dating here in Hollywood? I feel like it's easy. The other day I had some guys help me carry some groceries up to my condo. I was like, they came up to me like, hey, you new in the building? I'm like, yeah, man. And then they helped me carry the groceries. What's the problem here? I don't know.

I really don't know. I don't know if I'm close. I feel like I'm not closed off. I feel like I am like, hi, how are you? I think you're the opposite of closed off. I am saying hello to everyone on the street. I have a smile on my face. I'm like, I walk everywhere.

I'm like the only person that doesn't have a car here. I Uber Lyft. We ran into you on the street the other day. I walk everywhere. Like, I love LA. It's warm out. You can always walk everywhere. I walk everywhere.

So what's the problem? You're putting your signs out, basically. Oh, my signs are out. I am open heart. He's a peacock. Open mind. Smiling. Eye contact. Let's do a little therapy session here what's the what's the problem i don't know what are you looking for i think people are intimidated no no what are you looking for let's intimidate is a good point

you're very outgoing and charismatic i think some people go well i will say this with my one boyfriend i always said i always said i wanted the hand in the photograph because I was the star. So like in the picture of a paparazzi photo, like they're just the hand and the pictures of me. But dating someone, dating, dating someone that was the hand in the photograph. He sat in the corner and then I was concerned like, babe, are you OK? No one's talking to me. Well, why don't you talk to them? Well, because you're talking.

Why can't they? Why can't they share? So now I think're talking to everyone. Why can't they share? And so now I think I need a star. Why can't they share the light a little bit? I need a picture of me on Daily Mail with my boyfriend, like on the red carpet. You know what I mean? Like, I think I need like the same level as me, but I didn't know that before. But now I know.

You're Kim and you need a Kanye. So what I want to know, I want to dive into this. What goes wrong? Like when you're in a relationship, what goes wrong? Well, the one relationship that i was in was my fault because i had this thing called hashtag project get wifed so i shaved my head i didn't speak i only wore t-shirts and jeans and bands and i was like hey what's up wait wait wait wait yeah i was like i was being butch like i was being butch to like get a man

you know because the gays are obsessed with like man so am i i'm obsessed with like chris hemsworth who isn't you know what i mean like big huge guys and so i was always like, you know, because the gays are obsessed with like, man, so am I. I'm obsessed with like Chris Hemsworth, who isn't, you know what I mean? Like big, huge guys. And so I was always like, you know, gays like more masculine men. So I was pretending to be masculine. And so that's when I met my 42 year old in the closet trust fund baby who was so buff and manly. And, you know, I started once we started to get to know each other, like the gay started to come out.

And then I was wearing my leopard backpack. Then I was wearing my hat. Then I was wearing my skinny jeans. Then I was like, let's go to Ciccone's. Like I was like me, like, you know, I started being like extra, extra, extra, extra. Then I brought him to my best friend's wedding at the Solage where like, it was so fabulous.

Like, you know what I mean? It was just like this whole unravel of like the gay that is me. And then I was like, fuck, I fucked it up. So he thinks that he's getting. So I should really go into a relationship being myself. And I also think. It was the bait and switch.

I think that's another issue where now I'm so like myself. I'm like, hey, how are you? What's up? Like. Was he the muscle queen type? He. Muscle queen underneath a suit. He.

Yes. He wanted to be the muscle queen so bad. But anyway, I just stalked him on Instagram because um this guy found out that he was one of my exes and I like found out like he still has the same issues and so he's not as hot he's like skinny and kind of like a loner and he still but you want to be in a committed relationship or you just yes oh my god I want to have a wedding I have no children but I want to like for sure like being a kid I'm so like the dating scene my parents like I like love my parents and like I love the relationship they have and so I mean it fucks me up and I've had therapy about it because

they are so perfect and I realize like it not every relationship can be like that they've been together 42 years like but also like I love that too do you know what I mean like I love like love and like happiness and partnership like I love that I think you'll attract that we went to a when we were in Miami with Steve Lauren's really good friend I mean this is so this is no this is relevant. This is completely right This is you trying to relate to something that- Steve you're gay? We went to a gay club in Miami. I think we went to two Twist? There's only two babe

It was twist I think He took him to the dungeon. There's one that's a dungeon Oh! Yeah it was dark I've never even been to the dungeon It was dark No I think it was that place, Twist. It has to be.

Twist has four different places. On like a scale from one to 10, it was like a 20 for being thrown in. With the strippers in? Yeah. There were strippers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's Twist. That's Twist.

I loved it. I was like, I love the stripper room. So do I. Okay, so everybody was- I lived in Miami for three months with Kardashian. We filmed Kourt and Kim take Miami. I bet that was a trip. Epic. I bet that was epic.. Epic. I bet that was fun.

It was epic. Not suitable for TV. It's the first time in my life that I really identified with what it's like to be a petite woman and get groped. Because I went in there and I... You're definitely like a gay type. He was getting oogled by everybody. Dad. But I wasn't.

Hey, Dad. I'm going to call you that when we have sex tonight. Thanks, Dad. Taylor was so... He was so pissed that he wasn't getting g that's what the story is. I'm gonna call you that when we have sex tonight. Thanks, Dad. Taylor was so, he was so pissed that he wasn't getting groped. Yeah, you're more like a bar person. You're not a club. Everybody was oogling him.

And someone was gonna go, here's someone. Finally, someone's gonna come up and hit on me. And they would go like right by me. Like, excuse me, I'm just going by. There was actually like a jukebox. I think it might've been a cigarette machine. And I even did that. I walked up to it and kind of like leaned up against it and kind

of put my ass out like, okay, someone's gonna see this and think, okay, this guy's ready. No. Nothing. Nobody. Yeah, you're more of like a top five. So like, if you were sticking out your butt, they'd be like, who's this weird bottom? See, that's probably what it was. Yeah, we're thinking like, more like, you know, I was like, maybe like dancing going

like, okay, like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no i don't know maybe you are a bottom i don't know you went to the jukebox and you were sticking out your ass well i was trying to i don't know accentuate what would have been considered like you know so you're a bottom i i don't know i was just trying to i was trying to to he was be attractive to me and i'm not really familiar his whole evening was literally fucked up he's like like, nobody approached me. Because everyone was obsessed with you. Because everybody was, he had a line. There was basically a queue to talk to him. And for me, there was nobody.

I felt like at the, you know, Star Trek convention, there's the stars and they've got the line and then you've got the B cast and they're just standing there and there's nobody there. It's like, do you want my signature? Nope. It's nice to feel appreciated. You know what I mean? Honey. It's nice to feel wanted.

West Hollywood. Hello. We love it. Okay. I want to go. You know what I mean? Honey. It's nice to feel wanted. West Hollywood. Hello. We love it. Okay. Wait, but I want to go, I still want to get into this. Like, I want to know why you're, like, why you're struggling to find somebody here. Like, I feel like you have. I don't know.

I, maybe I kind of like have cut off LA and I always focus like when I'm traveling, like in Europe, like I'm, I'm in Europe all summer. I'm in New York half the time. It's easier over there. And I just feel like I kind of like, maybe it is my fault where I'm just like done with LA and I focus more on like my New York boys and like my European guys. Tell me about the Met Ball.

I want to know every detail. So I'm actually doing like my, I'm not even doing like a famous person. I'm doing like my random really rich client who's flying me out and she's obsessed with me. And so her and her husband are going and that's what I'm doing. That's amazing.

I know. So sometimes it's all about the non-famous rich people because they like hook it up. Yeah, I can imagine that. Sometimes I feel like you got to go for like the quieter ones. You know what I mean? No, they're like super fab and they were like, hey, are you super busy for the Met Ball?

And I was like, actually, I'm not. I wasn't planning on going. And then the Hamptons. And then I'm doing the Hamptons. Yes, I'm going to visit my parents in Rhode Island. Okay. So I'll be in New York for the Met. I'll go out, rage that night because it's such a fun night. Even if you're not going to the Met, like being out in New York that night is so fucking fabulous.

Everyone's out. You run into everyone. We're getting ready at the Mark, which is like where everyone gets ready. So like after I'm done working, I literally sit in the lobby and watch every single person like walk through, which is going to be so major. The theme this year is Heavenly Bodies, which is going to be so major. The theme this year is heavenly bodies, which is going to be so fucking sick. It's like going to be like all cathedral and like sexy popes and like hair and crowns. It's going to be really major. The pope is sexy.

Yes, the pope can be sexy. Have you seen the young pope with Jude Law? No, but Jude Law, some people say I look like Jude Law. Right. Some people. Scotty's choking because he doesn't agree. You're so cute, but not Jude Law. People always go, hey, you know you look like that actor.

I'm like, who? They're like, Jude Law. I'm like, I don't know. I don't see it, but I'm just saying I've heard that. If there was someone that said that I look like that. Scotty, let's weigh in on this. I feel like you look like Shredder from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. That's awesome.

Are you kidding me? Shredder? Scotty's going to weigh in. I feel like you look like Shredder from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. That's awesome. Are you kidding me? Shredder? I think you look like, I would say like a character on The Family Guy. I was going to say like Jabba the Hutt. But like the cute one, like a skinny one. I don't think there are cute ones. Are you talking about Quagmire? No, no, no, no, no.

Not as skinny. I don't think there's any cute characters on that show No, but like if you were to like if you're a bit moji, it would be on the family guy It's not Jude Law. So I'm alive bit moji from family guy. Yes Michael if someone told you you looked like a character on the family guy What would you look like Christian Bale? What's his face Christian Bale Christian Bale for sure and a little bit of Justin Theroux a little Oh, I think a Justin Theroux moment.

If he grew his hair out. If Justin. If he cut his hair off, Justin Theroux for sure. Little Scott Disicky sometimes. He's so cute. Okay, tell us about your YouTube channel. Okay. Like tell me everything.

Okay, so all I want in life is to have a TV show, obviously. And I've been trying so hard. And, you know, people have been like, you're amazing. You're funny. You're smart. You're so great. Blah, blah, blah. But I'm like, okay, yeah. So fucking pay me to have a TV show, obviously. And I've been trying so hard and you know, people have been like, you're amazing, you're funny, you're smart, you're so great, blah, blah, blah. But I'm like, okay, yeah, so fucking pay me to be on TV. So that hasn't happened yet. And so me and my friend Roxy were like, you know what? Let's just fucking do it ourselves. Like, we're just gonna like start our YouTube show

talking shit. Me and Roxy, all we do is talk shit about everyone. We scroll through Instagram and then we like comment and send each other pictures and be like, we should do this on YouTube. So we did like all the red carpet season which was like a hit and it's really fucking hard though it's so hard because we have real jobs and like doing YouTube and keeping up and like having content it's so much work and it's so hard to like you know like she's like she just bought a house so she's redoing her house and she's redoing another house. Like she's actually like a person that works.

And I'm Roxy from Rich Kids. Yes. She's the only one that had a job from that show, by the way. And, you know, she works and it's like it's really hard to know to keep up with the content. But we're trying and people are really loving it. So that gives us more motivation to like kind of keep doing it. How do you manage having a full time job? You're working for all these celebrities.

You're traveling everywhere. How are you managing to grow your Instagram following your social media? You know, we've talked about this before. I'm so obsessed with Instagram and followers and all that stuff. And I just kind of like it's even even hard to like get my friend's portrait mode and take a photo of me like I need to be like, oh, my outfit's really cute today. Can you like come over and take a photo of me? Really hard.

Also, like if I'm not, you know, if I'm doing low on content, I just always like throw up a picture of Kardashian or Jenner and everyone's obsessed. So I'm very lucky with that. You are lucky with that. I would love to do like a filler, a filler photo, like Kylie at the Met Ball. You know what I mean? It's like great. I only post photos of hair that I've done on them, but like it's still a great like

throwback or like if I'm really struggling or like I feel like my numbers are low that week. I'm like, put in a card. Ask Jenner. You're good to go. I love it. OK, where can everyone find you? Pimp yourself out. You're amazing.

Make sure everyone can we get him a fucking date like a good. We got to get out. What are we looking for here? Let's put it out there in the ether. I don't know. Someone. Who do I want to date? Not that like obviously like.

Chris Hemsworthy. That sounded bad. Let's find like. What do you want here? We gotta find. Let's like. They have to have a job. Okay.

Okay. You don't ask for much. Nope. Job. Nice. Trustworthy. All right. Well, that's everybody.

And. Well, not really. No, not a lot of people are trustworthy. Yeah, you're right. No, I know. I know. Wait a second Well, that's everybody. And not really. No, not a lot of people. You're right. No, I know. I was shady as you are.

When you just said that. Well, I like to think the better. Um, well, I'll start with my ultimate dream man. And then we can go down from there. Cause before my age range was like 40.

Now I'm up to 60. So like, it's always changing. 60 is fun. Honey. I actually, you know what? I don't have a type. Anybody who's interested in dating a 34 year old gay, they have to be a top.

That's my number one. That's it. That's it. One thing. Done. That's all you gotta be. I feel like you should do a podcast just on the gay environment. Because I want us to say, can you do, is it possible to have a bottom personality but be a top? Yeah.

It's called a blouse. A blouse. A feminine top. I mean, I'm learning things. I otter, blouse, and dad. Boom. Oh, my God. You've got to make that.

I'm following you on Instagram. Expect a DM of, hey, what is this? There's a lot of curiosity going on here. No, no. I'm just curious. I'm just, just in general, I like to learn. Yeah. Learning is key. I'm a victim of curiosity going on I'm just just in general I like to learn yeah learning is my environment knowledge is power exactly

you guys follow Scotty on Instagram because he's cool as shit and he needs more followers even though he doesn't need them he wants them yeah I want that what's your Instagram handle pimp yourself out at the Scotty Cunha T H E S C O T T Y C U N as in Nancy, A-J.

And if you can, please subscribe to my YouTube, hashtag Talking Shit, at Roxy Salwati's YouTube. And we're going to link everything in the show notes. Oh my God, fabulous. Thank you. And where do you cut hair, just in case someone wants to book with you? I work at- Oh, be careful. I know, right?

I'm like, I'm so busy today. Maybe someone else can cut their hair? No, I have a million. Everyone there is really good. But I will say, I work at Andy LaCom Maybe someone else can cut their hair. No, I have a million. Everyone there is really good. But I will say I work at Andy LaCombe Salon in West Hollywood. It's amazing. It's on Almont Drive. It's so cute and so chic.

And everyone is amazing there. So if I'm not available, I'll totally hook people up. I love it. And guess what? We're going to go get my haircut. I know. I'm so excited. We're doing a Kourtney Kardashian blunt cut with my clip-in extensions, just like she

had at Coachella. I text him a picture of it, not knowing you did that cut. I can't believe you didn't know I did that. I posted it. I didn't see it. When are you two going to do something again? I just screenshotted it from Daily Mail. That's so funny.

No, we need to do like a hosted television show. Yeah. We don't expect much. Talk about glam. We'd love like E, like maybe Bravo. Let's put it out there into the ether. TLC even. VH1.

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