The Skinny Confidential Him & Her Podcast - #42: Taylor O'Connor -Mr. Piss Pants Wild Ride! Putting in Work & Regrets

Episode Date: December 20, 2016

Taylor O'Conner aka "The Bare Naked Cucumber," is out of the doghouse and joins Lauryn & Michael to explain how he got there in the first place. The Trio takes you back to the Bosstick's wedding weekend, where "The Bare Naked Cucumber" botched a speech, pissed his pants and managed to become a stripper. Lauryn, Michael, & Taylor also answer some listener questions and talk about the 'Post Wedding' party that featured a photo booth that made everyone look perfect! To connect with Lauryn click HERE To connect with Michael click HERE This episode is brought to you by The Skinny Confidential Bombshell Body Guide and Meal plan.  tired of combating inflammation & bloat? Want to feel lighter and sexier? Check out lauryn’s latest 7 day meal plan. In this simple & super effective plan you’ll find: + tsc grocery list with every ingredient you need for the 7 days. + what the f*ck to do when you love carbs guide. + quick and delicious recipes: breakfast, snacks, lunch, dinner and dessert. You will also find 28 weeks worth of fat burning, muscle toning, 27 minute long, effective workouts you can do at home with no equipment. USE PROMO CODE: HIMANDHER at Checkout for 20% Off

Okay, guys, we don't usually do this, but I think it's appropriate for this episode. If you have small children or people with sensitive ears, maybe think about turning it down and listening to this at a later time. There is some profanity and it does get a little ridiculous at times. Nothing too crazy, but just please be forewarned. All right, here we go. The following program is a podcastone.com presentation. but just please be forewarned. All right, here we go. Get ready for some major realness. Welcome to The Skinny Confidential. Him and her. Okay, okay, okay.

We're back again. Hi guys, it's Lauren Everett from The Skinny Confidential. And this is Michael Bostic, entrepreneur, businessman, and podcaster. What about husband? Husband. You love the word husband. You keep calling me your boyfriend or fiance every time you introduce me. Lauren just went on

Extra with A.C. Slater aka Mario Lopez and she introduced me as her boyfriend to A.C. Slater. Isn't that amazing? It's because she was hoping that they would get together. And we also have someone that's dying to be back on the podcast.

I've been in the doghouse. Couldn't even wait to get the intros done. Literally shaking with anticipation. You weren't supposed to come in for another five minutes. Oh, shit. Sorry. I guess you're here. No, here you are. We'll come back.

I was going to say, bare-naked cucumber, party smasher, and all-around great guy, just for all you single ladies out there just don't look at his link in bio because you won't be happy about it so taylor also known on this show and now in life as the bare naked cucumber is back his social media podcast ban has been lifted he proudly wears the title yeah he probably wears the title. Yeah, he proudly wears the title. We're going to get into why he was banned for a lot of this episode. There's so many reasons why

he was banned from social media after our wedding. Justifiably, though, too. His display over the four days was so unique that I don't even know where to start. Yes. So, as always, thank you guys for subscribing, listening, and rating our podcast.

If you've rated it five stars, thank you. If you've given it a one, you're a bridge troll. Michael. And I will call you out. We really appreciate the reviews and the message on social media. If you guys have not rated or reviewed the show, please do so. Even if it's a one star, but you are at risk. You might rate us a one star after you hear what Taylor did at our wedding.

Yes. If you rate the one star, at least say this one star is for Taylor. I actually think that'd be funny to get a few one stars and just say for Taylor. No. No, no, because then I want to be five stars. I would sacrifice the rating of the show just to see one stars that said for Taylor. So if anyone wants to do that, I will laugh. Or you could just do a four star or five star and say for Taylor. So if anyone wants to do that, I will laugh. Or you could just do a four star or five star and say for Taylor.

I wish people could rate your Instagram bio because right now I'd give it a negative ten star. Really? No, I think it's pretty good. It's heartfelt. I'm a very heartfelt person as most people know who know me. Your Instagram bio is so like just horrendous right now. We gotta work with it. So anybody out there, go look at it and let's

see if she's right or I'm right. Go and look at it. Another shameless plug by Taylor. Did you take off the collage of four faces? No, that's still there. That's still my main profile. He has a collage of four faces as his default. It's the four

personalities of me, always having fun. So the last time we podcasted, I was three sheets of the wind jet lagged in london we just got done with dinner i had about 35 martinis you were loose i was loose it's a lot i barely even remember doing that show really no but then i listened back and there's there's some gems in there i mean it's a little bit oh good so you're gonna say you were blacked out and then you re-listened to your episode but there was gems if i podcasted when i was drunk i would it would probably be just x'd from the world you can't just

like how you're usually x'd from the world you mean like our wedding yeah basically it would have been a good thing i i think i i actually wait no that's i'm talking about the wedding so i'll wait okay yeah wait we're gonna get into that just hold your horses you're getting a little trigger happy since it's been a while i almost think you acted the way you acted to like talk about it on the podcast no i just blacked out oh all right there's nobody behind the steering wheel so we're back in san diego hit the ground running working our asses off before the holidays everyone's stressed everyone's running around like chickens with their heads cut off michael got a christmas tree for us it was really cute it got delivered yesterday before the holidays. Everyone's stressed. Everyone's running around like chickens with their heads cut off. Michael got a Christmas tree for us.

It was really cute. It got delivered yesterday. I like a weird Christmas tree and this one's a little too perfect for me. I like a Charlie Brown Christmas tree. I like to get the one that gets picked last. This one's a little too perfect. Well, I got it from a site, so I didn't really get to choose which tree it was.

And I think we should decorate it with all white and gold touches. So maybe I'll convince you to go to Target tonight. Yeah, we're going to go to Target. Shout out to Target. No, Michael. I love Target. Hashtag Target. I'm going to buy you a big cucumber to stick on the top.

That's good. We can hide the pickle. It's a bare naked Christmas tree. Hide the pickle. You're right. Oh, no. Hide the cucumber. Yeah, it's a pickled naked Christmas tree. Hide the pickle. You're right. Oh no. Yeah, it's a pickled cucumber. If you guys play hide the cucumber, snap John into us.

We should do that. Hashtag find the pickle. Or find the cucumber. Oh my god. What are you, the pickle or the cucumber? No, I'm the cucumber. Alright. So, what did we do this weekend? We had a wild party. Michael's mom threw us a party to do like a wedding cheers for everyone that didn't come to the wedding since we only invited 55 people.

Obviously, she had a lot of friends. My parents had friends. So we got everyone together and did this huge giant party. We did sliders. We did fries. We did champagne with pomegranate seeds. We had the most badass photo booth. Let's talk about it.

Yeah, the photo booth's great, but literally I need to take out a second mortgage to be able to pay for this thing. The photo booth, you guys, was so cool. Taylor, admit it. No, it was. I'm not even joking. I have more profile pictures now than I will.

For the next three years, I'm just going to be posting these pictures over a period of time. For his default, there's going to be 40 pictures instead of four. So the photo booth is called Mirror Mirror, and I don't know what it does, but it makes everybody look really good. You know what it does? I looked at the photo of myself, and I think it puts the soft filter or the beauty filter over everything. Because I looked at my face, and I'm like, wait a second, that doesn't look... I don't never look that good. It's the Kardashian photo booth and it slims you and it smooths you and it shadows you in all the right places against a white background, which is really perfectly pleasing for an

Instagram feed. And it makes everyone look amazing. Some people hadn't had a good picture in five to ten years and finally got one. I have 12 friends that changed their profile picture yesterday on Facebook. You're about to have 13 because I'm going to do mine today. Ooh. So yeah, we did the party. I think hopefully now we can put the wedding to rest.

Enough's enough. We've done it. I feel like we've done the wedding. This is the last time I want to talk about it. Yeah. Well, actually that's not true. I have to post my content on my blog, so you're going to have to get over that. So yesterday we did like a brunch with all of our friends taylor was in the same clothes that he wore at the party what else is new there though he was drinking a bloody mary and then he switched to a mosa and then he went

to a margarita so that's the trio of good drinks yeah so before we get into questions today let's finally with much anticipation get into why you have been banned for close to a month now. Or a little bit over a month. On social media, the podcast, everything. His upper lip is sweating because he's so excited. He's been moved multiple times in the office. You're like that guy in Office Space that gets put in the annex. I'm not even going to lie.

I was a little nervous even when I came back home from the trip. I think I just sat in a dark room and thought to myself, what did I do? I feel like we have to really walk everyone through the entire experience so they can see the shit that I have to deal with. Because it was definitely a scene. So let's get into it. Night one, we get there. The welcome party. And there's supposed to be a welcome party.

And, you know, I always give everybody a pass in Cabo or Mexico for night one, because everyone gets really excited, and they drink a lot, and that's to be expected. And the resort that we stayed at is, like, one of those resorts where you come, and you're, like, so stoked to be there. Because they literally put Xanax in the air. Yeah, I think that's every time in Mexico. You're just down there and you get a little excited. So I was like, okay, everyone's going to get a little loose today.

Lauren and I have been down there for a few days before planning everything. You mean Lauren was planning everything. Okay, Lauren was planning everything. And I looked over at the welcome party. And I saw what appeared to be taylor he had his bare hands digging into my dad's enchilada plate my dad was smacking him away no your dad was sitting there eating like enchiladas and taylor took his bare disgusting finger with his dirty nail and dug into your dad's plate while he was eating the enchiladas, picked the enchilada up like a fucking churro, and macked down on it.

You picked it up like it was a banana. And this is not a tamale. It's a wet enchilada with sauce all over it. He's so excited. I think I got the beans and rice, too, didn't I? Well, he pushed you away, and you went back in for seconds. And let me just say, you know, my dad's, like, he's a cool guy, but he was pissed. He said to me, he goes, you don't grab a man's dick and you don't grab a man's enchilada.

And you kept going in and going in. And then at one point I saw you, your hair was flying everywhere. You were drooling out of the side of your mouth. I couldn't, you were sweating everywhere. You went shot for shot. Yeah, that was a bad one too actually. So why don't you tell the side of your mouth. I couldn't, you were sweating everywhere. You went shot for shot. Yeah, that was a bad one too, actually. So why don't you tell the story in your own words? Okay, the reason why I did that is earlier in the day,

we were hanging out at the pool and Gary ordered nachos. Gary's Michael's dad. Yeah, Michael's dad said, hey, Taylor, would you care to share these nachos with me? So I said, oh wow, Gary's being really nice. So I ate, I basically, him and I broke bread. And nachos are finger food. Yeah, nachos are finger food. So basically I think I drank

so much that I was basically broken down to just my animalistic nature of needing sustenance, food, and seeing food and thinking to myself that Gary and I were just friends. So I just reacted to basically what I need. I was hungry and I needed food. You and I are friends too. And if you ever took a fucking enchilada off my plate with your bare hands, when you're blacked out, you know, what's weird is I think I've probably done that before.

So that wasn't, that wasn't too big of a deal, right? Okay. Like, I mean, you were irritating people. I will like to mention that the buffet of food was directly behind you and you

could have gotten your own plate. I don't know why. That's another thing. I don't know why I did that. I actually woke up at 4 in the morning and thought to myself, damn it, I didn't even make it to the welcoming party. But I did. You were there. You were there.

When Michael sent me a text message saying you need to pull it together, I wanted to respond and go, wait a second, I wasn't even there. You were. So the next morning I woke up and said, listen, man, no big deal. We've all been there, but you need to pull it together today and get it together. And so I was like, okay, you know, everybody gets a little bit buzzed up the first night. Give him a pass. Didn't do anything that bad. You were pretty drunk.

You were irritating some people, but it happens with the best of us, right? So I said, pull it together. And boy, did you not listen? Boy, did you go the opposite? It was definitely a downward spiral but the reason i think it got worse is because i was trying to improve and in me attempting to behave i just fell hard so then the next night which is the rehearsal dinner night you did the shampoo effect you we had the talk i said hold it together you said i will don't worry you sure didn't then came time for speeches right and some of our friends spoke and there's beautiful words yeah

they great great speeches beautiful speeches and wait let me just describe everything big huge long table i was wearing a bright gold dress having a sharon Stone moment you were looking really cute we were laughing everyone was giving speeches we were eating empanadas we were having tacos everything was great and then it was time for Taylor's speech well actually Taylor was supposed to speak the next day no he never was I'll tell that after okay I'll tell my side of the story so um I saw someone hand you the mic but right before they handed you the mic, I was like, okay, hopefully it keeps it together. I looked, and you grabbed three tequila shots and slammed them in about three seconds, one after the other, right before the speech. Did he?

Yes, I did. By the way, we did have bottles of tequila with shot glasses on our tables at all times during our wedding. And everyone could handle it but Taylor. So I actually have here on my phone your recorded speech parts of it. Yeah, let's not tell the story. Let's let the speech talk for itself. I'm going to play it for everybody

and let the speech... Yeah, this is actually... It's pretty bad. So let's start out the first clip. Here we go. I want something nobody will ever catch. Michael caught it. But I myself have tried to try to find something even remotely like lauren just something awesome never ever anybody everybody should always

try to strive their life for trying to find a girl like lauren because i actually think she's an awesome girl and michael. Okay, okay. Wow. That was actually really nice, Taylor. That started off really sweet. Yeah, I was shedding a tear. And I was like, well, okay, maybe he's pulling it together tonight. Like, he's got it. He's doing a good job.

Starting out good, actually. And then the second part of the speech happened. Lauren, you have a big dick, and let me suck down on that. Wow. Please don't. You just got to cut the fake out. Yeah, of course. So, please. Wow.

What am I getting at? Here. Wow. Tell us more, Michael, about your big dick. Michael, okay. Lauren's dick is much bigger than a 6.5-incher because that's how big my dick is. But what I want to get at. It turns out great. Okay, so there we go.

We get to the second part. So you told me your penis size at my rehearsal dinner speech and told me that I have the biggest dick you've ever seen. And that you were going to suck it. And not only did you say this speech to us, you said it in front of grandparents, aunts, uncles, parents, dads, moms.

So what do you have to say for yourself? Well, there wasn't that many adults. In my mind, it wasn't 95% our friends, 5% adults. Yeah, there was still 5% adults, though. So it started off confessing your love to us. To me. To Lauren. Then

you said you were going to blow Laurenuren so that's kind of i said okay this is taking a turn for the worse here and then i started to have a little bit of anxiety then you talked about your own penis and your own penis size in the middle of our wedding in front of parents what do you got to say for yourself you know okay so this is what was going on behind my head is lauren kept telling telling me if you give a speech make sure to make me look great of course so i thought to myself hmm what would be better than having i guess i guess it doesn't even make sense why would i be think why would i think that that would be a good thing to have i mean as a man having a you know a large a dick a huge dick is what could be better but for a female and the bride... Yeah, I guess that really didn't translate.

We're not done yet, guys. We'll continue on. How is this really? Oh, you're Bruce Wayne, or you are the dude that chops people up with an axe and returns multiple videos from that movie. What is it called? American Psycho!

Fuck! Patrick Bateman. Jesus. He is the epitome of just awesomeness. He's everybody. Where's your shoe? You either want to be Bruce Wayne or you want to be the dude that talks to a lot of snacks. Same thing. I guess they're both cool.

I mean, that's basically the two things you aspire to be. You're weirding everyone the fuck out. What did you get to the goddamn point? How are you single? This is crazy. You know what it is? It's funny because she asked me earlier what Disney princess she asked.

Who do I look like? I figured it out and I know exactly what it is. You're the beauty. He's the beast. So you go to compare me to He actually compared me to the beast. Yeah, you go to compare me to American Psycho and that I'm chopping people up.

And then you screwed up your Beauty and the Beast thing and you called me the Beauty and her the Beast. And then you slammed the mic down like you just hit a home run and walked off stage. And you truthfully believed your speech was the best. You know, it was very heartfelt in the sense of the shooting star. Look at this. This is where I was trying to go with it. I was trying to say that Lauren is a shooting star and that Michael was able to obtain such a great, unique, you know. That theme didn't strike through. Yeah, it didn't really strike.

Where did you decide to work in your penis size into that shooting star analogy? You know, I don't really know. I just know that. I don't know either. The ending of it was supposed to be... Lauren kept saying... She did. She looked like a Disney princess. She looked beautiful. And she kept saying, what movie? And that's where the ending was supposed to say. I was supposed to say,

you look like you're whoever that girl is. I don't even know what that... Instead, you called me the Beast. Yeah, but I meant to say you're the Beauty and he's the beast, but I think I did it backwards where he's the beauty and you're the beast. So that just was kind of a really backfired speech on myself. But I must say, I was supposed to give a speech on the day of the wedding,

and Lauren comes up to me moments before and says, listen, you have to give a speech. You were never supposed to give a speech on the day of the wedding. Trust me, Lauren said it multiple times. You're giving a speech on the day of the wedding. So I said, okay. She came up to me and she said, you're either giving a speech right now or you're not giving a speech on the day of the wedding. Trust me, Lauren said it multiple times. You're giving a speech on the day of the wedding. So I said, okay. She came up to me and she said, you're either giving the speech right now or you're not giving a speech at all. So I thought

to myself, okay, shit. I either give the speech now or I miss the opportunity forever. And I'm not one to ever miss out on a good opportunity to, I want to make sure I go down in history. Oh, you're going down in history. Okay, so still like pretty bad. We're at the point now like you're going to blow the bride in history it would okay so still like pretty bad

we're at the point now like you're gonna blow the bride you've called me a psycho you told me to unravel my penis yeah you've talked about your penis and so i was like okay can't get much worse from here oh it can but it can oh it certainly did i can in your own words and i'll jump in to make just to keep you honest here because i know the whole story. After the rehearsal dinner, some of my friends, you being one of those friends, decided to go into Cabo Town to find some ladies of the evening at the strip club. Because let's just back up.

My wedding was probably 75% guys. There were so many guys. At the end of it, I think my friends were about to have intercourse with a country. I have a lot of guy friends and I have a lot of gay friends and I have, of course, I have a lot of girlfriends too, but a lot of the wedding was guys. At the end of it, I think my friends were about to have intercourse with a country. I have a lot of guy friends, and I have a lot of gay friends, and I have of course I have a lot of girlfriends too, but a lot of the wedding was guys. So there wasn't a lot of options for poor Tay Tay. Yeah, no. There was definitely

it was a big sausage fest, but a good one. You know, it was, if there wasn't, I wouldn't be I wouldn't want to be with anybody else other than who we were with. The girls there though are all taken. That's the problem. They all have boyfriends. Yeah, so there was literally nothing. It was dry. So you decide to go with some of our friends to this strip club. I'll let you take

it from here, and I'll keep you honest along the way. In your own words, what happened? I'm really, really going out on a limb being honest with this, but I really think I need to be honest just to be able to demonstrate the severity of what took place or what transpired. And it's quite embarrassing to myself, but again, it's a burden to myself, but again, don't say,

you know, it's, it's a burden that I'll have to carry. And if someone gets a laugh out of it, then I think I, then that's all that really matters. So, but this is 100% truthful. Trust me,

after you're hearing this, you're going to think there's no way this guy fucking made this up. So the time it takes from getting to the resort down to Cabo downtown, I think is about a 30 minute cab ride. So the shuttle arrives and right off the bat, after drinking all the tequila and giving the speeches, I have to, I have to urinate like a racehorse and the taxi is pulling away and I'm saying, Hey, let me use the restroom. Everyone's saying, no, you're either coming right now or you're staying.

So I thought to myself, okay, I'll just hold it. Bad decision. Bad idea. Bad idea. Another bad idea by Taylor. I should have chosen the volume 800 million. So I get in, it's one of these, uh, you could probably fit 12 people. It's like a big van, like one of those, one of the transport vans back and forth to the airport. So we're flying down the road. This guy's probably going 80 miles an hour, just a long stretch of highway, and I have to piss so bad that I honestly think I'm going to do physical damage to my

beautiful male parts. Your beautiful 6.5 So I'm telling the guy, excuse me, on delay, can you go faster? Can you go faster? Excuse me, on delay, that's the word you used? Okay. So they're saying, hey, just hold it, hold it, hold it.

And it's one of those scenarios where I'm thinking to myself, what am I going to do? And I'm looking in the back thinking I literally might climb in the back of the trunk and just start pissing because it's so bad. Did you ever consider asking him to just pull over very quickly? I think I did. I would have had to unless maybe me. Because that would have been my first move before deciding to climb in the back of the trunk of the van

moving 80 miles an hour down the road. But go on. So we finally make it down there and at this point I feel like there's a small midget with a dagger trying to climb through my urethra. Well I'm sure that's very politically correct. Go on. so as we get out again it's it's a club nightlife in downtown so there's there's

lines everywhere and everyone's saying hey look we're gonna go to the strip club just hold it and i i'm telling everyone listen i can't and i start to just bolt sprint and as i'm running i'm running through this restaurant and i'm trying to get i don't know if you suit pants have multiple buttons and latches and all sorts of belts to keep the pants on you wear multiple belts with your suits is that what's happening yeah so as i'm trying to you know defuse the bomb of the of my latches on my pants i just just start pissing in the restaurant in your pants in the pants in the restaurant

as I'm running through the restaurant with your multiple belts I didn't know it was in the restaurant it was like a taco shop place so I'm sprinting back there and unfortunately a majority of the piss went into the toilet but there were still

some that got all over me so I did the best I could to water myself down, dry it off. And I was wearing a suit, so I was able to kind of cover it with my jacket. So I come out, and they're like, oh, where'd you go? And I said, I'd take care of business. So let me pause you here real quick. So at this point, you've given the speech of the century. You have pissed yourself.

It's dribbling down your leg. At this point, you know, a lot of bad things have pissed yourself. It's dribbling down your leg. At this point, a lot of bad things have already happened, but at this point you think, I better call it a night, call it quits, and head home. But not you. You kept going. I just took a 30 minute taxi ride down here.

I wasn't leaving. It was too much fun. When I'm out of the country, I like to enjoy myself and have fun. But again, I guess that's besides the point of that scenario. Enjoying yourself is pissing your pants in a restaurant with dribble down your leg? Well, that was a mistake. That was to stop permanent damage to myself. Okay.

So now you think it's about time to go home. No, no. It definitely wasn't. Not yet. So we go into the strip club and the one thing – With your piss pants. With the piss pants. So then the one thing about a strip club, I don't, I've only been to maybe two in my

entire life. And the one thing I know is the girls always, they, they try to get on you to say, Hey, let me give you a lap dance. So I'm trying to, I'm making sure everyone stays away from me. All the girls I'm going, no, no, thank you. No, thank you. Gracias. You know, stay away, stay away. I'm not going to tell them why, but I'm being very no, no, thank you. No, thank you. Gracias. You know, stay away,

stay away. I'm not going to tell them why, but I'm being very, very aggressive in the sense of saying, listen, there's no, don't come near me because you're going to regret it more or less. So my, one of my, one of my good friends that was there kept egging everyone on or the strippers, Oh, go, go dance with them, go dance with them or go, you know, go give them a lap dance. And I kept pushing away going, no, it's fine. Go give it to somebody else. Go dance with this person. Go dance with this person. So I get up and I go to the restroom to, I think, maybe re-dry. I don't recall specifically what.

But I know when I came out, there were four strippers that were basically grabbing me and dragging me up on the stage. And I'm saying, no, no, don't. Please. I don't want to lap dance. But one of my friends had paid them, I think he gave them each $200 or something to drag them up on stage

and to try to take all my clothes off or do a lap dance with me up on stage. So they drag me up there, and I'm trying to tell them, no, listen, you don't want to go down this road. You don't want these pissed pillow pants. You don't want, this is not a lap you want to grind against at the moment.

So they put me up on stage in this chair chair and I'm trying to shoo them away and they're pulling my pants down or they're trying to, and I'm no senorita trying to just get them away. So I think the only thing I could do is again, there's a language barrier and I don't think they're really, they think I'm just trying to be the shy guy going, Oh, like, no, no, it's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

I'm really trying to stop them from getting themselves contaminated with, you know. The best way to have done that would to have been to gone home after you pissed yourself. But so from what I understand at this point, you're three sheets of the wind and you think that you can air dry yourself by spinning around the pole. Is this correct? Yeah. So they, they pull my pants down and I. Wait, what?

No, I'm serious. I'm not mistaken. They like. No, I saw a video of you butt naked on the stage. Yeah. So. No. Yeah.

So I pulled. No, I didn't know that. So in order to. I thought to myself. The only way that I can make this not be weird is to is to show these girls what's up. So let me just pause for a second. Wait. After you've pissed yourself, in your mind,

you say the only way to make it not weird is to get naked and spin around the pole. That's what's going on in your mind? Yes. So I don't know why, but I pulled my pants down, and I got up, and I spun around the pole, and I fell. These girls, they have really good core strength because

I think I spun twice around and then came tumbling right down to the ground smashed onto the ground and they thought, okay, maybe this guy's injured. But then I got up again and went running across the stage and did a whole other twirl on the other pole and then I think I fell down again and I have

really bad marks on my body. Were you really butt naked? For a period of time. A short period of time, but still. One way or the other, that. Okay, so then we get through this and, you know, the next morning, here comes another text message from Michael. This one's a little longer, a little more aggressive. I say, you know what, man?

I've heard a lot of stories. I saw the speech. I wasn't there at the strip club, but I'm getting video. We really need to hold it together today. It's my wedding day. I need you there at the strip club, but I'm getting video. We really need to hold it together today. It's my wedding day. I need you to keep it together. And I did, for most of the time I did, that one.

So fast forward again. We've gone through the day. Now we're at the wedding. We're at the, we've done the wedding ceremony, thank God. Nothing happened there. It's over. And we're at the wedding dinner. Your butt naked spinning on a pole display was hopefully behind and somebody you actually for a split second thought you were going to be able to give another speech i feel like it was a split five minutes everyone was trying to egg me on so i thought well i still one day one

of these days i'm just going to start give you guys a speech you guys deserve so i can't wait immediately had to pull the plug on that and say no and this is the end of the story but this is just a this is what this is ultimately why you got the social media ban on top of everything else lauren's stepmother julie sweet angel asked you politely to sit down and what did you tell her to me i thought i just said oh don't worry i'm not saying anything but i and to the rest of us it was fuck off get away from me okay so actually here's what happened i was sitting there all dressed up and you were breathing down my throat and ear trying to lick my ear and whisper how sorry you were for the night before this is as i'm trying to enjoy my wedding dinner and like

eat my wedding food and have my wedding cocktail like you're breathing in my ear telling me how sorry you are and then she taps you on the shoulder asking you please to leave the bride alone because you've caused the bride enough problems the last four days and you told her to get the fuck away from you

I thought I said fuck off bitch no you didn't no you said fuck off get the hell away from me and then I almost punched you in the face And you had to sit down Michael put your ass on time out For some reason in my head I thought she was like Had me in a headlock or something

She literally tapped you on the shoulder And said Taylor please sit down It's the wedding dinner But anyway so your band Is now coming to an end Oh we also forgot how we have two girlfriends there. And he went up to one of my girlfriends and said, God, you look gorgeous.

And then you turned to the other one and said, But don't worry, you look way hotter. Yeah, that was, again, I think my calibration and my compliments were a little off. Yeah, I would say so. So anyway, your band is up up now hopefully this never happens again you did apologize to everyone you did your rounds he's done the december 2016 apology tour that i did julian you're good you're good i gave her a big hug yesterday or the other day her pants dry cleaned i did dry clean clean now i'm back together back to 100 don't think anyone will want to date you after this.

No, that's not true. Okay. You know, mistakes happen. And with that... That was mistakes. All right. Before we get into the show, I want to let you guys know to go to members.theskinnyconfidential.com and use code HIMANDHER for 20% discount to all listeners.

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I buried my demons. Maybe your dating apps will be reactivated now. No, I do want to apologize, though, to the stepmom again, because that was just... I felt really bad about that, because she's definitely a sweetheart. So if she's listening, Julie, I love you. I don't think you knew who it was. No, I don't think I did either. I just think there was... I think you knew who you were.

I think you were just blocked out for four days. I honestly, I think, I think me passed out and there was just some phantom driver behind the steering wheel. No, it wasn't a phantom. They were there. All right, let's get into the questions. First question. What advice would you give to someone who's trying to balance a full-time job and start their blog or business at the same time. So when I first started blogging, I was definitely working, as you guys know, as a bartender and a pure bar teacher and a Pilates teacher. And my advice would be to just do it. I think that you make time for what you want to make time for and you can do anything you want. There's 24 hours in a day. I was working until midnight, coming home, working for two hours,

waking up in the morning, shooting my photos. And I would just do the same thing day after day after day. So it started to become a habit. The advice would be to just do it and make it happen. I mean, Gary Vee always says, if you're watching Game of Thrones or if you're at your boyfriend's house sitting there, like there's time when you could be doing stuff like a blog or a business on the side with a nine to five job. Well, I think it comes down to how bad you really want it everybody wants to start their own business or their own blog or their own side thing but a lot of people don't want to put in the work and make sacrifices i was reading arnold schwarzenegger's biography a while back and one of the chapters dealt with this and he was giving a speech one time at a college and one of the students stood up and was kind of in a whiny, complaining tone saying that he didn't have time to go to school and work a job.

To which Arnold replied, everyone has the same 24 hours in the day. It's what you make of it. You can go to school for eight hours in the day, work for six, and you still have time left in the day. Just a lot of people are not willing to sacrifice leisure or relaxation or time with friends. And if you want to create your own business and you want to create your own side hustle while you have a job, you have to understand that certain sacrifices need to be made. There's plenty of Friday nights, Saturday nights where Lauren and I can't go out or can't meet with friends or we have to take flights. Even Taylor, how many times in the past have I had you go on the opposite one, two, three in the morning to

get something done? It's just, it's the nature of the beast. And I think what I would say is really ask yourself and be honest with what sacrifices you're willing to make. I mean, I think my whole entire blogging career has been a lot of sacrifice. I think it may seem one way on social media, but there's been so many things that I've sacrificed because I have something that's due or I have to get something up. I mean, even at my bachelorette party, I, you know, we were drinking and having fun, but then when, when dinner was over, I had to go to my room and like work for two hours on something. Um, our wedding, I was working the entire time too. Like there really hasn't been a point where I've

been able to like sit and kick back yet and I'm okay with that because I feel like if you're doing what you love and you have a very clear vision then you're fine with making those sacrifices because in the long-term gain it's worth it it's always improving yourself because actually I'm taking coding classes right now just for web development and I do that most of the time I do that I do it at home after work and realistically you have to find whatever it is that you're going to do, have some enjoyment in it, and then it really won't be looked at as work. It'll be looked at as basically improving yourself and improving your life. Well, my whole thing is if you go to work for eight hours in the day, let's call it eight to 10 hours, you sleep eight hours. So let's say

you've got 16 hours done there. There's still eight hours left in the day for you to do whatever you want. You could even take four of those hours and work on your thing and four hours for friends. But, you know, to give an example, Lauren and I were in New York and we were working out there the whole time taking meetings and hustling around. But we had a bunch of our friends out there. So I think one of the nights, you know, you stay out late in New York, we're out till like three, four in the morning. And we had meetings the next day at 8 a.m.

We got literally two to three hours of sleep, but still got our asses up and made every single meeting that whole day. And what it really comes down to is driving yourself and being driven to say, okay, you know, this sucks, but I'm going to do it anyway. And recognizing that if you put in the work, you'll get really good results. So I just think that there's a lot of people right now that say they want something, but they're unwilling to put

in the time and unwilling to make sacrifices. And I think if you're unwilling to do that, you might as well just stick with what you're doing and not try to start your own thing. Here's what I would do if I had a nine to five. If I had a nine to five right now and I wanted to do a blog, I would come home at five o'clock. I would shoot photos until six. I would get on the computer. I would write from six to eight while I was eating dinner. And then from eight to 10, I would return emails. And I would do that at least five days a week. And I would make it a habit and I would time block it. And I would just put my head down and do what I had to least five days a week. And I would make it a habit and I would time block it. And I would just put my head down and do what I had to do to get it done.

It's so much better than sitting there complaining why you're at like, it's so much better than sitting there being like, Oh, this nine to five, it sucks. It sucks. That's so much energy that you're giving out. That energy could be utilized to building something or working on a dream that you have. Now I didn't work nine to five. I worked three to 12 or three to 11 and I got to have the day, but I also was teaching during the day. So I had little pockets of time. So some of you guys are like that too, where you have these little, like you'll have an hour here, two hours here, three hours here, bring your computer, go to Starbucks. It's great. Wifi. I used to go into Starbucks, right? For two hours, go teach Pilates, come back to Starbucks, write for another hour, go teach pure bar,

go home, shoot photos, go to bartend. I mean, you can make it happen. And the thing about right now when you're in your twenties and thirties is it's a really good time to be selfish. Like I feel like you, a lot of you do have that time to delegate. Now, if you have children, they go to bed at probably, I would assume at nine, you still have like nine to one. And if that's what you have to do to get out of the position that you're in that nine to five that you don't want to be in, then that's what you have to do. Yeah. And there's an interesting exercise that I think is useful and that is beneficial to try. Start auditing your time. So you wake up in the morning, say you wake up at seven in the morning, literally in a little journal, right? Okay. From

seven to eight, you're getting ready for work or you're getting ready to do something from eight to eight 30 or commuting to work, literally log every single hour of the day, even when you're home. And I think you're, and i think you're and be honest if two hours of that is watching tv or an hour that's on searching social media or playing games or whatever or hanging out with friends really write down your time and do this for a full week i think you'll be surprised at how much wasted time you'll find and take that time add it up and start being productive with it i think think that's a great idea. Auditing your time. I love that. Um, I do think you can make anything you want to happen, happen.

Sometimes it's going to take longer than others because everyone's situation's different, but if you want something bad enough, you will figure out a way. Did you come up with time auditing or did you read that? Because that's a really good idea. No, I just thought about it. Just know. Oh, hashtag. You do that though. Yeah. Well, I don't do, I do versions of that, but I, you know, I've, I've talked about this in the past. I actually plan out and structure my day, um, in my calendar all the time. So I think that helps me watch my time. But I think in this case, you have to reverse engineer it and see where you're wasting time before you can actually start planning your time. Does that make sense?

Yes. And I also think a big waste of time that I've noticed even myself doing lately is on social media. Like, I think that so many of us are on social media. Maybe we're here five minutes, ten minutes, twenty minutes. It adds up. And before you know it, you're, like, looking at other people's stuff when you could be working on your own stuff. Yes. Okay. Question two.

If you had one chance for a do-over in life what would it be i think taylor's would probably be the wedding you know what but would i really no okay okay actually no i like that answer because you love the story i like that answer because i know where you're going with it and i'm the same way i don't think and this is gonna be a short answer for me i don't think there's one thing in my life that I would do over even the worst mistakes or the worst things that I've ever done or whatever happened to me. I don't think I would change any of them because it's what's shaped me to who I am. It's such a cliche answer. No, but it's true though, because I think everything I stand for stands for looking forward and moving forward

and never looking back I think you can take experiences from the past and use them to help help yourself in the future but I think people run into a lot of trouble when they when they did the coulda shoulda woulda dance or look in reverse um or in the rearview mirror I just think that that's a really dangerous and unproductive way to live life. So I would not do anything over. I agree with you. I don't look in the past either, but there is one thing I think I would have done differently,

which is go to college for four years. Just for me. Meaning you wouldn't have gone. I think that I would have taken the energy I put into college and the money I put into college and started a business earlier. But let me play devil's advocate because I'm not... I know what you're going to say. I'm not exactly for college for everyone either. And I'm not saying that it's not good for some people.

I think it's good for some and not so good for others depending on the situation, which I've talked about in the past but in your situation the reason you had the idea for the skinny confidential was going to san diego state and seeing that there was no healthy options and coming up with the need so i think it's difficult to play that game because if you wouldn't have gone to san diego state maybe we wouldn't be blogging and you wouldn't we wouldn't be doing this podcast and taylor wouldn't be telling his piss pants story to there's a lot of different there's when a decision happens a break happens in your life, and multiple different pathways come from that one specific one,

and realistically, you don't know where... It's kind of like a river, a split in the river. That's a good analogy for you. Yeah, it's like your pants. Are we talking about your pants? I guess you could talk about the pants,

but I'm just saying in general, you need to learn something no matter what, regardless if it was a good experience or bad experience you need to improve and become a the overall better person and i i learned something down in cabo is no you know don't go into the strip club when you have urine all over yourself and don't give speeches after you know pounding shots i feel like you shouldn't be telling anyone what they should be doing after your display in cabo and today's story yeah maybe you're right I feel like you shouldn't be telling anyone what they should be doing after your display in Clavo and today's story.

I feel like today's the day where you just kind of sit back when we're giving advice and just twiddle your thumbs. But you know what I did think to myself? I thought to myself, it could have been worse. No. I don't know how it could have been worse. Were you going to soil yourself? Maybe if you shit yourself. How could it have been worse? Okay okay maybe it couldn't have been worse

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we would get this far we never thought we would be telling stories of my employees pissing themselves but here we are and you never know where life's gonna leave you yeah you never know you never know so remember to send in your questions to she's stuck in the middle of Mexico with no restroom Twitter or Snapchat using the hashtag ask him and her

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