The Skinny Confidential Him & Her Podcast - 73 Questions w/ Lauryn Evarts Bosstick - Goals, Random Shit, Past Relationships, The Works
Episode Date: March 8, 2019#174: On this episode Lauryn sits down with her sister Mimi Evarts and answers 73 hot button questions around goals, past relationships, random thoughts, and you know... the works! To connect with Lau...ryn Evarts click HERE To connect with Michael Bosstick click HERE Read More on The Skinny Confidential HERE For Detailed Show Notes visit TSCPODCAST.COM To Call the Him & Her Hotline call: 1-833-SKINNYS (754-6697)  This episode is brought to you by CURED NUTRITION, a wholistic supplement company straight out of Boulder, Colorado. If you love organic, hemp-derived CBD products like we do, then you need to know about CURED nutrition. Their full spectrum of products works with your bodies system to produce better sleep results, decreased stress levels, and inflammation. All of their products are non psychoactive and they ship straight to your door. As always we have an offer for you to try. Go to curednutrion.com/skinny and enter promo code SKINNY For 15% off your entire order  This episode was brought to you by Fabletics. Your new go to for all athletic wear. Fabletics is offering our listeners an incredible deal you don’t want to miss: Get 2 leggings for only $24 a ($99 value) when you sign up for a VIP membership. Just go to Fabletics.com/skinny to take advantage of this deal now. International shipping is available and there is absolutely no commitment when you purchase your first order!  Fabletics.com/skinny Terms and conditions apply.Â
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Fantastic. And he's a serial entrepreneur.
A very smart cookie.
And now Lauren Everts and Michael Bostic are bringing you along for the ride.
Get ready for some major realness.
Welcome to the Skinny Confidential, him and her.
Aha!
Welcome to the Skinny Confidential, him and her podcast featuring Lauren Everts and we have a special guest today, Mimi Everts.
Hi.
Hey guys, what's up? Taylor wanted to do that creative intro. He directed that himself. I'm sorry about that.
Today we have something different. Mimi's here. Mimi, say what up. You got to talk into the mic. You got to really get with it into the mic.
Hello, everyone.
I'm here.
This is my second time.
Last time I said one word, so this is an improvement.
Yeah, you're going to talk more.
So Mimi, if you guys don't know, is my sister, and she's also my right-hand man when it comes
to the Skinny Confidential.
She helps with a lot of the creative, and she really keeps us on pulse.
You know what I mean?
Don't you feel that Mimi?
Yeah.
You guys use me for my youth.
I keep you young.
You do keep us young.
She keeps us young.
She keeps us fresh.
She keeps us vibrant, which is why today we're doing 73 questions.
And where did this originate from?
From Vogue.
I had to watch maybe 45 different Vogue 73 questions to gather all these, but I got the
best.
She got the best questions from, it's like a Vogue YouTube situation, right?
Yeah. It's like they interview celebrities. My favorite was when they did Zoolander with,
what's his name?
Ben Stiller.
Yes.
That was a good one. And then actually where we really got inspired to do this episode was
Stassi Schroeder of Vanderpump Rules did a podcast with her friend Lo and they did 73 questions and I thought how
fun is that let's do it on the Skinny Confidential so here we are we're live Taylor I feel like is
gonna chime in too in the background oh you better believe it when it's appropriate though only when
it's appropriate it's never appropriate from you that's your specialty when it's appropriate yeah
when it's appropriate like at my wedding when you went to a strip club and pissed on yourself. It was appropriate.
Okay, a strip dance on the... Okay, so you've got me, you've got Mimi, you've got Taylor. You never know what's going to happen with this medley.
With that, I'll have Mimi hop right into it.
Alright, so the first question is, what is your favorite food? Okay. So this is so hard. Are we talking healthy or naughty? I feel
like for healthy, it's definitely an artichoke salad, specifically from El Pesteo. You do no
arugula, extra artichoke. You like this one too. With like an olive oil, champagne, vinaigrette,
lemon dressing. And then I'd love melon and prosciutto after, if I'm being honest. But if
it's unhealthy, chips and salsa and guacamole. What is your guilty pleasure? Skinny margarita, lemon, lime, half from the salt, you know,
maybe some Cointreau, maybe some jalapeno too, you know. I love a CBD pen at night too. You got
me onto that. What's the one we use? Bebo. Bebo. We love it. Yeah. What's your favorite dessert?
Favorite dessert is, I'm probably going to mispronounce
this, brambleberry. I think that's right. That's right. Jenny's? Jenny's. It's this ice cream and
it has chunks of brambleberries. Oh my God. It sounds so good right now. Dude, it's so good. I
put lemon on it and it's, I can only have one scoop cause I'll eat the whole fucking carton.
It's so good. Funniest thing you've ever read about yourself? Funniest thing I've ever read about myself is when people write on my
Instagram photos and say, wow, this girl has fake tits. And I'm like, yeah, I only documented my
entire boob surgery. Go check out my highlights. It's under boobs. And if you want to Google the
skinny confidential boobs, there's a hundred posts too. So thank you for telling me that I have fake tits.
What's your secret talent? Should I do it? No. Yeah. You love this. Is it when you sing? Yeah.
Oh no. Yeah. Taylor, you like it. Let's go. What's the C? Oh, I know what you're going to do.
Okay. Hold on. Oh my God. It's breathy. Flipping your fins. You don't get too far.
Legs are required for jumping, dancing.
Honestly, those high notes are quite impressive.
That was one of your better.
It was?
Yeah.
I'm also working on Can You Feel the Love tonight.
You know, I have a weird hidden talent that nobody, I've never been able to find anybody
that has this.
And this is true.
I'm going to make a YouTube video.
I'm going to put this on the internet.
I have a double jointed pinky toe on my left foot oh i think we're gonna say i
have a double jointed penis i never needed to know that and it's prove it move in these weird motions
let's see it i've shown it to people and everyone's always like oh that's easy i can do it but i've
never found somebody that can do what i can do with my pinky toe okay you are so fucked that
you just said that because now when this episode comes out, I'm going to make you do an Instagram story of you
with your double jointed pinky toe. The promo is going to highlight the toe ability. Wait,
can we put the toe on an Instagram picture? That's a great idea. Yeah. Like do an aesthetic
with it. Like maybe like a pink border, like a light blue glitter. Yeah. I'm loving it. You're
loving it because you want the tag all
right let's stay on track okay what question do you wish people would stop asking you how
bloggers make money what is something you know that no one else knows i like alone time and i
like to be silent like i could go silent for days which no one would know that you know that
i would love if you would you don't get far. How do you describe yourself in three words?
Ooh, intense, relentless, just because of the Tim Grover episode, and curious.
Now describe the skinny confidential in three words.
Inclusive, cheeky, and nonjudgmental.
Heels or flats?
Both.
Heels are definitely like a tall, tall, tall, towering over Michael, Nicole Kidman, Tom
Cruise, circa 1993, YSL heel boot.
And then for a flat, I love white tods.
I love white rothies.
And I love white tennis shoes.
What is the worst fashion trend of all time?
I don't know if you're going to remember this because you might not have been before my
time before your time. I like or I hate those pendulum skirts. Do you know what I'm
talking about? No, they like they they're like a skirt and then they pendulum out. Oh, look at the
hips. I have seen those. Yeah. And like I'm not if you're wearing a pendulum skirt right now,
like I'm sure it looks cute on you. But for me, I don't or maybe not probably not a pendulum skirt and then
I also don't love those bandage Hermes dresses that everyone was wearing like five years ago
like all the housewives was wearing them you know what I mean they're like the thick god are you
that young I didn't watch housewives a couple years ago I just started you need to catch up
what is your number one must-have beauty product come on Mimi. This is so hard. I'm going to do three
really quick. The Langley. Is that how you say it? Langley? I want to say it's La Linge.
What I would say. Nothing like I just pronounced it. Lip mask. It's awesome for lip gloss.
I'm really, really obsessed with the oil-free hyaluronic Dr. Dennis moisturizer. And then I'm
loving Elemis' super food mist in the morning. It wakes me the fuck up.
What did you want to be when you grew up?
I wanted to be... Actually, this is really weird. I told you this the other day.
Yeah, we were just talking about this.
I used to scrapbook when I was little, which is so funny because I essentially am a scrapbooker
now. It's just online. So I wanted to be I could always knew I wanted to be something
in branding I love branding what is the most American phrase you've ever heard I saw it on
your Instagram caption the other day what you were like my salt lamp gets my chakra in order
or something along those lines everything I say on and the skinny was like it's the most American
what is your spirit animal? Oh,
I want to say a flamingo because it's pink and it's working. But if I'm really honest with myself,
you're going to say a crow. I mean, that sounds spot on for me. Lots of squawking. I was thinking
of something bird like also to actually a bird. Well, what a crow is a bird. I think a flamingo
is a bird. I'd like to be something a little more romantic and like like sultry you know what i mean your voice has such a range like a crow you know
what about a mermaid do you know my grandpa used to eat crow okay explains a lot what is your
biggest fear my biggest fear is when someone eats apples in front of me and like crunches them i
can't deal with that like asmr that's yeah it's like like crunches them. I can't deal with that.
Like ASMR? That's yeah. It's like sensory or whatever that is. I can't deal with that.
When someone scratches things weird or Michael's too loud in the morning. I don't want to think
about it. Like, you know how he pounds around in the morning and it's like deep sighs and he's
like, shit. Oh, I forgot my water bottle downstairs. Lauren, where's my, where's my,
where's, where's my pants? Uh,
another fear, just like being real. Another fear is probably guilt. I've talked about this a lot
on the podcast. So that's another fear. Can you do any impressions again? You want me to sing?
No, I would like you to do an impression of my aunt. Yes. My aunt has like, my aunt is amazing.
She's so funny. I feel like you need to know her, but I'm really good at the impression.
It's amazing.
So if I haven't seen her in a while, she's like,
Sweetie.
Did you get your eyebrows done, sweetie?
I've never seen such beautiful eyebrows.
Sweetie, do you want to go grab a margarita, have her myself? Oh, sweetie.
It's so good. I love my aunt so much. She's so pretty. Okay. Are you enjoying this interview?
Yes. What advice would you give to your 18 year old self? I say this all the time,
but get off the bar and take that fucking Playboy Bunny sticker off your hip and get
out of the tanning bed.
What is the best thing that's happened to you this year?
Spending time with my nephew, Dax, becoming a godmom of Coco,
and really saying no to things to create space in my life so I can scale my business.
You're an overachiever.
You always give three answers.
Sorry, I can't help it.
What is the best thing that happened to you this month? Our office space. We got the TSC office space, which is going to be like Barbie pink dreamland. Finally, I don't have to work out of
your kitchen anymore. Oh, cry me a river. The best Halloween costume you've ever worn. One time
fashion lush and I, this is like when we were 21, we're flowers. So fashion lush was Erica. I'll call her Erica was a sunflower.
And I was a rose. And I just thought it was a really creative costume the way we did it.
I have a photo of it somewhere. Maybe I'll post it. Yikes. What is your favorite holiday?
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Is that a holiday? No, my favorite holiday is a Valentine's
Day because I get spoiled and I love that. That's an obvious answer. What do you want me to say?
What's your favorite holiday? President's Day because nobody celebrates and you get left alone.
Taylor, what's yours? Honestly, I don't know if I have a favorite holiday, to be honest. And that's
kind of a lame answer. Really? I feel like it'd be St. Patrick's Day for some reason.
I feel like it would be off the cuff, like some holiday that no one celebrates,
like some weird, creepy.
Honestly, I can't even think of any holidays.
I mean, any holiday that I don't have to work is always great.
Agreed. What is the best surprise you've ever had?
When Michael recreated our wedding in Cabo, we went down after we'd been married for a year,
and he hired someone to recreate our wedding. Ando. We went down after we'd been married for a year and he
hired someone to recreate our wedding. And I thought it was so cute because it was extravagant.
But then the cutest thing was, is he had this little tiny speaker. It was like the little
valley one. You know what I'm talking about? And he pulled it out and he hooked his Frank Sinatra
up to this tiny speaker. And it was really sweet. And then he put on bossa nova.
Sometimes he's cute. Did you know that, that I was the one that actually came up with that idea?
No, you didn't. I promise you. He was finally, you did something to make up for it. What do I do?
I don't know what to do. And I said, this is what you should, this is what you should really do.
I said, you should go down there. You could recreate it. Wait, if he, that was my idea. If you were going to recreate my wedding, then you would have been
on the strip pole with piss running down your leg. No, that got vetoed. to recreate my wedding, then you would have been on the strip pole
with piss running down your leg.
No, that got vetoed.
He said, okay, I'll do everything but that.
Okay.
But what about when you told me that I was the beast and Michael was beauty?
Yeah, but that just came out wrong because I was talking fast.
Off the cusp.
What is your least favorite food?
I hate dill.
Can't deal with dill.
It tastes like you're eating grass.
You know what I mean?
And I'll do anything for beauty, but I'm not a dill person.
So you don't like a cucumber sandwich at Claridge's?
I do like that.
He doesn't love a cucumber sandwich.
Sorry.
I'm sure you love a cucumber sandwich. We know you do, Taylor.
BNC.
Yikes.
Okay. It's 4 a.m. on Saturday. What do you eat?
4 a.m. Like I'm drunk.
I mean, I would assume.
You know. Or
it's an early morning. If we're doing a drunk moment, Mimi and I love Annie's mac and cheese.
Oh, it's so good. With like a ton of lemon, a little chili flake. And if we're going hard at
4 a.m., like why not a chilled glass of rosé? Absolutely. You know. I'd also love some of that
Jenny's ice cream. Maybe some flaming hot Cheetos, you know. Maybe a whole some of that jenny's ice cream maybe some flaming hot cheetos
you know maybe a whole thing of prosciutto we know what taylor would like he loves weird random
chip flavors the hawaiian i'm surprised those are both so tame i was gonna say late night
ate tacos from jack in the box jalapeno poppers and curly fries oh no that's not what i would do
a french fry situation i would do a french fry situation. I would do a French fry situation. I love Happy Meal, just cheese and meat, nothing else with a small side of fries, like the
kid's size, so I don't eat too much.
And then a Diet Coke.
You have to have the Coke.
You have to have the Diet Coke.
There's something about the straw and the cup.
Sometimes people say that they go to In-N-Out and then go to McDonald's just for their Coke.
100%.
What is your last meal on earth?
I'm having a hundred things.
No, you get one.
Oh, I only get one.
Yeah.
You have to pick.
My last meal on earth is a hundred percent chip salsa, guacamole, spicy salsa,
extra side of jalapeno, a skinny margarita, half room salt.
I'm going half room because I don't want to go out bloated.
Yeah.
And you got to think about your coffin situation.
A hundred percent. I'd love like a matte white coffin. A touch of like neon pink. I'm
taking notes. Okay. Thank you. Who is your fashion icon? I know this one. Victoria Beckham.
Love Victoria Beckham. But you know who my real fashion icon is? I do. Pat from Southern Charm.
Oh, that's not who I was going to say. Pat from Southern Charm wrote a book called The Art of
Southern Charm. And she, I want to die and come to say. Pat from Southern Charm wrote a book called The Art of Southern Charm.
And she, I want to die and come back as her.
She gets it.
She's so specific.
I took so many notes from that book.
It's scary.
What are three things you cannot live without?
I'd love a 40-ounce hydro flask with lemon and mint water in it.
Maybe some slices of ginger.
Definitely iced.
Definitely would like sunscreen.
Can't be getting wrinkled. Can't be getting wrinkled.
Can't be getting wrinkled. Yeah. I'm going to go with sunscreen and like just add a hat in there as like an extra half. Yeah. Probably facial manipulation or my chihuahuas. We're not
counting chihuahuas though. Yeah. I don't think we should count living things. Okay. So probably
facial manipulation. Who would you want to have coffee with? If you could have coffee with anyone
alive or dead? Pat from Southern charm, like, duh. There's so many people I'd want to have coffee with if you could have coffee with anyone alive or dead pat from southern charm like duh but that's just uh there's so many people i'd want
to have coffee with living or dead carl lagerfield tim ferris oh i know tony soprano james gandolfini
i love him more than life itself my grandma oh the stripper that taylor was i don't know if she spoke english i don't know
what planet you thought it was a good idea to go to a strip club on my wedding but there we were
i sat that one out just to set the record straight i threw a banana in your face i was being beaten
with a banana she the best part was there was a kiwi on the ground and you were so pissed off that you
squished the kiwi with your bare foot. I wanted drama. It's burned into my mind. Thank you. And
it's my wedding. Who should everyone be following right now? Everyone should be following Heather
McMahon. She's funny as fuck. Everyone should be following Taylor Strecker. I like her a lot. She's a cool chick. Everyone should be
following Pat from Southern Charm. What about someone? I like Robert Greene. He posts great
quotes. It's inspirational. Robert Greene is insane. It's official Robert Greene or Robert
Greene official. And then I think everyone should follow the Daily Stoic or I think it's Daily
Stoic actually and something I read every morning.
Have you ever had anything stolen from you? Well, this is fitting, isn't it? Did you pick this question on purpose? This was before the incident. Okay. I have had so many things stolen
from me. Like we can go back to when I had roommates when I was 21 years old and I had
all my mother's jewelry stolen. I had $5,000 worth of stuff taken out of
my room. And then I've had stuff stolen all the time. I mean, my car's been broken into the works,
but recently my assistant, Emily just had her car broken into and they stole my huge brand new
garment bag with a bunch of clothes in it. So I So for some reason, people have stolen from me a lot.
Who are you?
Your favorite country to visit.
South of France.
A country you wish to visit.
I'm actually going to go back and also say Stade, Switzerland.
Okay.
Okay, Stade, Switzerland in the winter and South of France in the summer.
A country I wish to visit, Russia.
Favorite Disney character.
You want thingamabobs? I've got plenty. That's a
song. That's not a character. No big deal. I want more. A lot of singing in this episode. Thank you.
100% knew that was coming. So is that Ariel? Is that your answer? I think it's Ariel. Favorite
Disney character is, yeah, Ariel.
You know, what can I say?
I know that's basic bitch, but I've always wanted to brush my hair with a fork.
And I feel like if I was a Disney character, I would have all those specifics like underwater.
I've always seen you more of a grumpy from Sleeping Beauty.
Yes, yes.
Only in the morning.
What are you most excited about right now?
I'm most excited about continuing to scale the Skinny Confidential and build the community
in a meaningful way.
What is your favorite movie?
What's that one movie with Cameron Diaz?
That really narrows it down.
Why can't I think of the name?
Hold on.
Let me get the song.
The best movie she's ever... is it the the mask i remember when as a young kid when she comes out and she's in
that red dress and she's yeah she was looking hot rain soaked taylor put on the sweetest thing the
penis song i'll put it on i'm not even certain the sweetest taylor what's your favorite movie
honestly i have so many favorite movies that I could give away.
Yeah, that's such a hard question.
What's my favorite movie?
Okay, then let's move on.
Honestly, favorite movie, Aliens.
Aliens is your favorite movie?
Of course it is.
James Cameron.
Amazing.
Wait, what's like my favorite movie?
This is a good question.
Probably if we're like, I love The Godfather.
I like mob movies.
Oh, This is the Sweetest Thing was my favorite movie when I was little.
And now we're going to move on to The Godfather. Concerning. I like crime, mob movies, movies about drugs and
criminals. If your life was a song, what would the title be? What's that Frank Sinatra song that's
like, isn't it not what it seems or something? What does it go? I don't remember. I don't know.
Oh, ain't that a kick in the ass or something? I don't know. Dee Dee, you got to Google your thanks and after song. Yeah, I'm not. Probably my song would be
called I don't ask for much. Best gift you've ever received. Best gift I've ever received is
one time someone that works for me made paper dolls of me and Michael. And I just thought it
was so sweet because every single detail was drawn out. He had everything from, you know, the color of my shoes to my nail polish
to what earrings I wear.
And Michael was all, you know, pimped out in his leather jacket with his Hawaiian top.
It was just very thoughtful and sweet.
George, I love you.
Another sweet gift that I haven't received yet is from Mimi that I'm waiting on.
What is it?
My Bergdorf's picture.
There's a little cartoon comic at Bergdorf's that I'm waiting on. What is it? My Bergdorf's picture. There's a
little cartoon comic at Bergdorf's that I've been really wanting. And the girl is wearing a huge
fur coat and she's in Bergdorf's. And she said, I got it by saying burr outside Bergdorf's. And
I've told Mimi I want this and she hasn't gotten it for me. Well, let's make a deal. Next time we
go to New York, you can take me to lunch at Bergdorf's
and I'll get it for you.
You can't buy it.
No, but I'll take a picture of it
and I'll Photoshop it.
We've been waiting for that.
The photo I took of it isn't good.
I have to redo it.
My barefoot dreams blanket that Gillian got me
was a good one too.
I really wish I could have lunch at Bergdorf's.
What is your most used emoji?
The cartwheel.
The first thing you thought of this morning
when you woke up?
Light movement hydration. That's the first thing I think. I think those words when I wake up because
I immediately like to get light. I like to get my water in. I like to do my meditation and then I
like to move. If you could solve a mystery, what would it be? I've always wanted to have a murder
mystery dinner like Clue. Michael, this is a great surprise birthday for me. And I want to be like Mrs.
Peacock with the lead pipe in the billiard room. What is Michael's worst habit? So many.
Let's get out the scroll. Let's all do a couple. I'm going to do three. Mimi, you do three. And
Taylor, you can do 10. Mumbling. Oh, yeah. It's bad. Saying shit. And let me give you guys an example of how he says it everything's silent
right shit oh that's exactly how it is i think the world's ending like the family's been murdered
no he just remembered that he had a call at 11 and it's 1101 another bad habit is he likes to
drink water in the shower so So that's fucking weird.
No, it's not.
Wait, he's in the shower drinking water of a bottle
or he's drinking from the shower.
No, no, no.
He's drinking a bottle of water in the shower every morning.
I mean, that could have gone either way.
Yeah.
So he leaves the bottle in the shower.
And so every morning there's like five bottles in the shower.
Sometimes I feel like he drinks his protein shakes in there or something
because I go in there and there's like a protein shake. That's why you get separate bathrooms.
What do you think his bad habits are? I'm trying to think. There's so many.
Oh, when I used to stay at your guys' house and the dogs would wake me up at six o'clock in the
morning and I would open my eye one bit and he'd immediately be like, well, like, where are those
podcast assets? And that was the first thing I'd wake up to yeah i agree that's bad he does that to you too yeah taylor taylor what else
go on i'm pouring my water i would say honestly the worst is that he he wakes up super early and
then he holds it above everyone's head yeah oh you're just waking up right now i've already been
i've been up since five and i went did this and and I did this. I went and ran. I answered all my emails. It's like, okay, I get it.
But it's not super late.
I feel like we should get him a gift for Christmas and I'll pitch on it.
And it should be like a plaque that says, I wake up at five.
As if we could ever forget.
Someone should just drug him with some Xanax or something.
So he sleeps in and wakes up at one o'clock.
And then for one time in our life, we could all go, wow, you're still sleeping.
Yeah, we should do that.
We do drug him.
We told him that the CBD pen was just CBD and he was taking it every night.
It has a hint of THC. Yeah, a little lick of it. A little lick. Before we get into that,
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Anyways if you're like me you're probably working out six to seven days a week. I mean, I like to set
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wrist. What's your favorite app on your phone? I love to count my steps. So Pacer. I love to
listen to podcasts. So also podcast. And then I really enjoy during lunch reading the Daily Mail
on Snapchat. What role would you play in a movie?
I'd love to be like Heidi Fleiss.
Do you know who Heidi Fleiss is?
No.
She was a madam.
And I feel like that's, it's like so opposite, but it would be such a challenging role.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
And I feel like no one's played her right.
Mimi, what would you do?
I'm curious.
I feel like I would just probably play myself.
That's so boring.
No, maybe I'd be like more of like a detective.
Couldn't you see me in a detective role?
Yeah, that's like diabolical.
Yeah, definitely like a master manipulator.
Yeah, so you'd play yourself.
Yeah, exactly.
Okay.
Taylor, what would you play?
The bad guy or a crazy person?
I feel like you'd be like Snuffleupagus or something.
I'd love to be Batman, actually. Wouldn't that be fun?
Yeah, that would be fun.
If you were not in this career, what would you be doing?
I would 100% be a branding expert. A branding consultant, I guess is the better word. I would
love to consult people who are interested in outsourcing their branding. It's one of my
favorite things about my job right now,
but I don't get to do it enough. Who do you go to for advice? I go to my dad. I always go to my dad
because I like that my dad's an outside perspective and he has wisdom. Wisdom is the
best example that I could say for any time he actually gives advice. Yeah, he has really good
advice. He also, he reminds me always to uh have humility check my ego and he's compassionate
and empathetic but also smart with business and i go to michael too a lot i go to you
you've come to me a couple times really what i don't remember for shaving tips i have come to taylor yeah yeah like when i want
to know how not to get razor burn i've gone to you yeah you mean how to get i mean how to get
razor burn what is the best advice you've ever received be you do you put your blinders on stay
in your own lane don't listen to what everyone wants you to do or be mine was to take emotion
out of things and be more logical from michael Are you kidding? I tell you that too. I listen to him more though. Really? Yeah. I don't
know what it is. You tell me things and I don't listen. And then he tells me and I listen.
It's a bad habit. So annoying. Yeah. Sorry. You practice stoicism now though, because of us.
I do say that's Michael. It's true. Lauren actually convinced me because Michael gifted
me the book and she said, you need to read it. Did you see the note in the book? Yeah, it was so sweet. I know
you missed the note. I had never noticed because it'd been in my storage unit, but I just got the
book out and I love it. It's a really sweet gift. The Daily Stoic by Ryan Holiday, one page a day,
start on the date you start. So if you start March 3rd, start March 3rd. Actually, what you had said
to me is you had said, I don't know why you're not reading it. It makes us really disappointed that you don't want to better yourself. I didn't say that. Yes,
you did. Yes, you did. I didn't say disappointed. I said, Michael's bummed because he gave everyone
that gift and his family and my family for Christmas and he wants everyone to read it.
When have you been starstruck? Oprah. I met Oprah at Chaconis. Totally starstruck.
What are you scared of losing?
People around me or my phone or my dogs.
You've never lost your phone though.
What are you talking about?
Never like for good. We've never had to buy a new one.
When I was 21, I lost my phone seriously 40 times.
Well, that was ancient history.
I lose everything.
That was in the Stone Age.
All right. You weren't born. I was literally three. What is the biggest moment of your career so far? I don't have one moment. There's never been an epiphany. I think for me, it's just been
slow, steady, strategic rinse and repeat growth. I mean, writing a book was really cool. The book
launch was awesome.
However, like there were so many steps to get there that it didn't feel like this huge thing.
So I would say the biggest thing has been just being able to meet the people that have supported
the Skinny Confidential in person at once. So like when we do meetups and there was like 500
people that showed up, that was amazing to me. And so cool. What is the
most awkward situation you've ever been in? Taylor, let's just insert a couple clips from your speech
at the wedding. That's what we'll do there. I don't even know if it does that audio even still
exist. Yeah, it does. And you can pull it. So hopefully it'll be on here. Michael caught it.
But I myself have tried to try to find something even remotely like Lauren,
just something awesome.
Never, ever, anybody, everybody should always try to strive their life
for trying to find a girl like Lauren,
because I actually think she's an awesome girl.
And Michael.
Yeah, I was shedding a tear.
And I was like, well, okay, maybe he's pulling it together tonight.
Like he's got it.
He's doing a good job.
It's starting out good, actually.
And then the second part of the speech happened.
Lauren, you have a big dick, and let me suck down on that.
Wow.
So, you just got to cut the fake out.
Yeah, of course.
I'll do it.
So, please.
Wow.
What am I getting at?
Here.
Wow.
Tell us more, Michael.
About her big dick.
Michael, okay. Lauren's dick is much bigger than a 6.5 inch because
that's how big my dick is but what i want to get at
it's funny because she asked me earlier what disney princess she asked what who do i look like
i figured it out and i know exactly what it is. You're the beauty.
She's the beast.
What's next?
What do you regret spending too much or too little on?
I would say not spending enough on your skin when you were younger, although your skin
is fine now.
Yeah, I wish I spent more money on my skin when I was like five.
Yeah.
Spending too much.
Spending too much.
Mine would be food and Postmates. Yeah,
I spend too much on Postmates and Uber. Can you spend too much money on skin? I feel like that's not even it. No, that's what we said. We said we always want to spend more money on skin and less
money on Postmates and Uber. However, I do spend money on my time and I don't regret that at all.
So Uber and Postmates is time. So it's all in the way you look at it. Yeah. What negative experience made you better?
My sister's drug addiction, my mom's death, any breakups that I've had, any failures that I've had.
I think every single thing that's ever happened, happened in quotes to me that's negative has made me better.
Do you have any pet names for Michael?
Yeah.
I call him Pop.
I call him Pop all the time.
We also call the dogs pop and Papa. And one time I was talking to the dog. I'm like, Papa. And Michael's like, yes,
a little creepy. Um, and when we were little, I would call him mini me.
Oh, what is the greatest thing Michael has ever taught you he's taught me so much um he's Michael
has really taught me how to fully go after my full potential in life he always is pushing me to be
better to be the best version of myself and in a teammate and a partner that's what I want is
someone that pushes me to go harder to go better better, to do better. What is your favorite
color? No one has any idea. It's a dub or be pink. Mine is white. Oh, okay. What is your favorite
flavor? Of ice cream? Of anything. I love mint chocolate chip ice cream. I also love dark almond chocolate. And then I really just like the flavor of a margarita if it's done right.
Diamonds or pearls?
Diamonds.
How do you get dressed in the morning?
Like, do you put on socks, then leggings?
Like, what's the order?
Definitely underwear, leggings, bra, walk around in that for five minutes, top, and then pads when I'm walking out the door, sometimes in the elevator.
What is one question you wish people would ask you more?
I wish people, when I get interviewed, would really go into the depths of when I was a bartender, like really get there with me instead of just glazing over the story. I wish they would really go back and we could go through it and talk about tangible steps
that I took when I was a bartender living at my godparents house, um, broke.
I would like to go back and like really get into that.
Cause I think, um, there's a lot of, uh, people that are hustlers that are in the restaurant
industry or an industry and want to change into a different industry. And I think there's a lot of people that are hustlers that are in the restaurant industry or an industry and want to
change into a different industry. And I think there's a lot of value there.
If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
Mine would be to control time.
My superpower would be to control time.
What a copycat. First the pink hair, now this.
I would like to control time because time to me is is the most important thing
In my life and my business time a lot of you guys don't know this but lauren copies me on a lot of things
I do. I just copied her. Okay. I'm gonna update mine then I I'll have it to where I can teleport
But I can also teleport to different time periods
So I could go back in time if I wanted to so you could go back to the strip club
So basically everyone here just copied what I said. Yeah
What age were you the happiest? you could go back to the strip club. So basically everyone here just copied what I said. Yeah.
What age were you the happiest? Now. That's a good answer. I don't, I don't look back. Like I don't, I don't do that. I don't, you know, live in the past or get nostalgic. I think
I'm, I'm happy at all ages. I think happiness is a choice. What is the definition of misery?
Not being able to create your future.
That would drive me nuts.
I know that I have the power to design my life and having that freedom of being able
to wake up and beat to the tune of my own drum would drive me nuts.
If you could teach any subject, what would it be?
Entrepreneurship or branding.
Okay, here's the last question.
What is one thing in Michael's closet you would throw away?
One thing? We give Michael's things away secretly very often. Slowly. You have to go slowly. Like
one time we showed up and my brother was wearing Michael's sunglasses and he's like, where did you
get those? And I was like, Miles, hide that. I sent them to Miles in the mail and he wasn't
supposed to show Michael. I'm like,
you look like the three blind mice in those sunglasses, Michael. You don't need to be
wearing that. You know what I mean? Right now, I'd really like to give away these aqua socks
that he has. He has them in 18 colors and they're just not flattering on the foot.
I'm dead ass serious. I think I was wearing a pair of his old boots the other day too.
Oh my God. Yeah. Cause I give things away slowly. Like it's a slow strategic giveaway. I would definitely get rid of all of his fedoras. Like all of them should go.
Why does he have fedoras? He's never worn a fedora. Listen, no hate on anyone that likes
a fedora, but fedoras on Michael just aren't cutting it. His head is way too small for that.
His hair is like a helmet. He just got a new haircut. It's working. All right.
That's it.
Thank you guys for listening to my 73 questions.
If you guys like this, maybe we'll do another 73 questions.
Or we could turn the tables on Michael and ask him 73 questions.
Maybe you do this with Michael.
I could, yeah.
That'd be fun.
You got to give him like different questions.
But some of the same ones.
I like to compare the answers.
Yeah.
Put you two against each other.
Taylor, make sure you insert those wedding clips. Everyone will be waiting for those. They'll the answers. Yeah. Put you two against each other. Taylor, make sure you insert those wedding clips.
Everyone will be waiting for those.
We'll find them.
Yeah.
They're really waiting for those.
Honestly, when you were telling people that they should follow and you said Taylor, but
then you said someone famous for a slight modicum of a second, I thought that you were
saying to follow me, but it didn't happen.
Oh, do you want people to follow you?
Sure.
Why not?
What's your Instagram?
Tails, you die.
Tails, you die. Tails, you die.
Tails, you die.
Look at that ding right as I say it.
Right as you said, there was a ding on my computer, which is perfect.
Mimi, where can everyone follow you?
My Instagram is Mimi Everts with two S's because one S is taken.
And two S's is gangster.
True.
Thug.
Thug.
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