The Skinny Confidential Him & Her Podcast - Caroline Stanbury Pt. 2 - Pregnancy Sex, Porn, & Babies - Yes You Read That Right

Episode Date: January 24, 2020

#243: On this episode we sit down for a second time with our friend Caroline Stanbury. Many of you are familiar with Caroline from her years on the show Ladies Of London. Caroline is an entrepreneur, mother, and media personality. On this episode we discuss pregnancy sex, porn, sex positions, and how this all relates to having a baby for the first time! To connect with Caroline Stanbury click HERE To connect with Lauryn Evarts click HERE To connect with Michael Bosstick click HERE Read More on The Skinny Confidential HERE For Detailed Show Notes visit TSCPODCAST.COM To Call the Him & Her Hotline call: 1-833-SKINNYS (754-6697) This episode is brought to you by Sephora Stress can affect your skin. It can cause dryness, signs of aging, and redness. The good news is that Sephora’s got your solves. Keep your skin in check with Sephora’s skin-saving line up. Have a stress free skin 2020.  Just head to any Sephora store or visit www.sephora.com to shop skincare. This episode is brought to you by Ancient Nutrition Did you know that your skin, hair, nails and connective tissues are all made from collagen? And, generally speaking, once you turn thirty, your body naturally slows in its production of collagen. That’s WHY collagen supplementation is so popular in the wellness and beauty community AND why Ancient Nutrition created Multi Collagen Protein. Get $10 off your order now by using promo code SKINNY10 at www.ancientnutrition.com WOO MORE PLAY is the all natural and organic coconut love oil that is changing the way we have sex. With only 4 all natural ingredients WOO is the perfect personal lubricant to spice up your sex life. That's just the pre-party.  All Him & Her Listeners will receive 20% off your entire order plus free shipping when when visiting www.woomoreplay.com & using promo code HIMANDHER at checkout. Produced by Dear Media

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off your entire order let's slide into the show she's a lifestyle blogger extraordinaire fantastic and he's a serial entrepreneur a very smart cookie and now lauren everts and michael bostick are bringing you along for the ride get ready for some some major realness. Welcome to the Skinny Confidential. Him and her. Ha ha! Welcome back, everybody. Welcome back. That clip was from our guest of the show today. Second appearance on the Skinny Confidential, him and her Caroline Stanbury audience favorite.

On this episode, like always with Caroline, we're going all over the place. For those of you that are new to the show, my name is Michael Bostic. I am an entrepreneur and brand builder, most recently the CEO of the Dear Media Podcast Network. And across from me, Lauren Everts. Bostic or Lauren Everts today? Bostic, because you rushed home, which we can get into. I am about to give birth, like I'm crowning, I'm about to be in labor i'm rolling around things are bleak i am very very very fucking pregnant i am lauren everett's bostic the creator of the skinny confidential this kid's already kind of given me a run for my money here i'm you know as everyone

knows i'm a little bit of a planner right and we're in a we're in a weird limbo here where this thing can start going at any time married the wrong girl if you're a little bit of a planner. I know. I know. Don't you tell me. Don't you tell me. Like, what did you, what were you thinking? So yeah, sitting here in the office, dear media, and then I get a call.

You acted like you were paralyzed. You called and said your leg was not working, that you couldn't stand up, you couldn't feel it. And I was literally on a call with a bunch of lawyers and a bunch of people going through contract stuff. And I just hung up on them and ran out of the building. Taylor was there. Taylor probably thought I was a psycho.

But I don't know what to do in these situations. Never had the kid. I thought the water was breaking. I thought you were paralyzed. You know, I'm just on edge now. This is what happened. I was laying on the couch and I tried to get up to go pee because I have to pee every second. And I could not stand up.

My left leg would not support my body. It was the weirdest thing ever. I couldn't stand. So I started to crawl to the bathroom because I had to go pee so bad. And then I just figured I need Michael to come over here and help me to stand up. I made it halfway to the bathroom by the time you got home. I could not stand up. I think I pinched a nerve. I don't want anybody in my life texting me any kind of bad news. You know, when someone's like call ASAP, I literally think someone's dead. When you say I'm paralyzed,

I can't walk. I think like literally your legs don't work anymore and you're done. This is like a really good subject to talk about because I feel like texting etiquette is like really, it's something people need to work on. You need to do this. Hey, everything is okay. That's the first thing and say, but I just had this and can you come help me? That would be much better than just saying, don't work. Can't lay, can't feel legs. Like baby, like I don't know what to do. I'm in a panic. I said, I said i can't stand up i'm gonna need you to come home and literally pick me up off the floor that is not how you texted it and you texted it line by line you basically come on i love a little drama it's a little sprinkle here this little girl gives you a taste of your own

medicine if she's anything if she's half like you she's gonna she's gonna give you a taste you're gonna see the suffering you put me through well she's already, if she's half like you, she's going to, she's going to give you a taste of what you're going to see the suffering you put me through. Well, she's already late like me. So that's on brand. It's true. All right. Let's get into part two of Caroline Stanberry. Caroline is one of my favorite people.

She is fucking chic. She's cool. She's down to earth. She's funny. She's witty. She's self-deprecating. She was on Ladies of London and now she's just crushing it. She's like working in LA. She's working in Dubai. She's self-deprecating. She was on Ladies of London and now she's just crushing it. She's like working in LA.

She's working in Dubai. She's a mom. I mean, she's got it going on. Yep. And like I said earlier, guys, this is her second appearance on the show. So for those of you that are new to the show and have not been listening and caught up on every episode, I don't know what you're doing. You should go back and listen to literally every single one.

But if you haven't heard her first appearance, that was episode 202 back in July, I believe, of 2019. So check that one out or check this one out. They don't have to be listened in order. But with that, welcoming back one of our favorite guests, one of our favorite people, Caroline Stanberry. Welcome back to the show. This is the Skinny Confidential, him and her.

Okay, we're here. We're live with my kinkles. Apparently, that's not the way to introduce yourself. He you right up in there oh this is what i put this i put the guard on here so that it's not as fast how did you do this three times what the podcast the pregnancy oh the i didn't i did it twice my love i had two babies at once oh you had two babies at once at once it still kind of counts three times no no it doesn't i wish it did but it doesn't because you only get two push presents so you you had twins so that means double the fun everywhere like the boobs fun are the boobs fun it was awful it means that you like blow up like a balloon what what is fun i mean you may

find this fun but yes i had double the i mean your boobs are indecent i actually have never liked a woman's boobs ever but i do want to put my head in the middle of those right now they're huge they're ridiculous they're huge ridiculous you know what's annoying too is like before i got pregnant my nipples were like tiny and small and now they go like areola heaven like they take up half half the breast space it's insane does it go back to normal it does do you have that horrible line down your tummy not yet i didn't get that at all thank god michael inspects every day i mean normally you get like women they get this like line and it could be hairy really hairy oh i have a few hairs popping up in places i didn't know i had hair it's bad

yeah it's like oh shit what is on my mustache? You know what I mean? Oh yeah. And like you, you, you can possibly get a mustache. Yeah. Oh, I have a mustache and I feel like I have a few like hairs by the belly button. Yeah. Get rid of those. I mean, I can't see anything when I'm shaving. I, I shaved in the most unique creative way yesterday. I had to like take a mirror and look down there. Wait, so I want to, I want to ask you a couple of questions about being pregnant. Right. No, there was nothing beautiful about it for me you didn't like it no nothing i mean i did the first one when it was one i really enjoyed it i was like okay this is amazing i put like music headphones on the babies on my tummy you know i could feel it moving everything but two is two and it was horrendous and you had twins yeah the first time the first one was it was nice

but at the end i still didn't love it at the end you're just like over it the beginning you're like oh you know it's amazing you feel great you get beautiful skin you're kind of glowing she's about two months away two months away yeah am i in the home stretch no be the longest two months of your life but you know what it does it really does i mean as much as it's so you get scared it will drop off it really will you're a tiny person normal enjoy every minute of it eat everything is that what you did you ate everything i really did and then how long does it take to fall off i walked out my normal genes it did i have a couple questions so you gained a bunch of weight because you ate whatever you wanted, like everyone likes to do when they're pregnant. And then you walked out in your normal jeans.

With both. Yeah. With twins. With twins. When you had twins, was everything bigger than the first time? Oh, it's horrendous. I literally, my own doctor didn't recognize me because my whole face, my nose, actually, what's happened to your cankles happened to my nose.

What do you mean it happened to your nose? My nose blew up and flattened to my face because i had something called preeclampsia so i almost died in childbirth twice so your nose blows up your your arms your ankles everything blows up you don't look like you at all my doctor came into my room and i was like it's me caroline and it's like a helium balloon when they come out. Literally, they just, they pop out and you deflate. Did you have a C-section or vaginal? C-section for both. Because the first one, my daughter moved after, I think it was 16 hours of labor. And she turned around.

So they had to. And then once you've already done that, there's just no point having, opening both places. And did you like a C-section? Did I like it? I mean, honestly honestly if you can do one i would do vaginal you do vaginal because i'll tell you why i mean obviously all my friends that actually had vaginal births they were up and about literally 10 minutes after having the baby west you're floored for at least 10 to 15 days after having a c-section because they cut through so

much i mean my husband was down the other end i mean i was if i was going to have vaginals like there's no way in hell you're going that end but when i had you know c-section there's a curtain and he was he went around the other side of the curtain they take your intestines out and they put them on your tummy and he was like holy shit this is like a quentin tarantino movie did he like it michael would faint before we dive into that let's talk about sephora skin specifically stress did you know it affects your skin it causes dryness signs of aging and redness which none of us want the good news is sephora to the rescue i feel like everyone says that though sephora is always to the rescue you You know what I mean? Since I love to get specific, I am going to tell you some brands that I'm loving at Sephora right now. Ones that you should check out. So the first one's Drunk Elephant F-Bomb,

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I don't know if I could look at your guts hanging out. No, he didn't. I mean, it's not like he liked it, but he was fascinated, I think. Fascinated. And so when you look at yourself in the mirror, do you still see the scar? I have a lot of questions about this. Yeah, I do have theinated. And so when you look at yourself in the mirror, do you still see the scar? I have a lot of questions about this.

Yeah, I do have the scar. Is it a big scar? Yeah, it's bigger than your vagina. It's like just above your vagina. It's like about three inches, I suppose. But not bad. No. And it's like you can call it your war wound.

Yeah. I also feel like with the C-section though. Why are you planning a C-section? I'm not. I'm not doing. I haven't. I'm not attached either. I think I'm just going to seesection though. Why are you planning a C-section? I'm not. I'm not doing. I haven't. I'm not attached to either. I think I'm just going to see what happens.

Yeah. See what happens. And then everyone is so hesitant. All I can give you is number one is just take that epidural the moment they will get it I'm taking an epidural. Yeah. The moment. And then it's over.

I'm sorry to disappoint anyone out there that thought I was going to do everything naturally. I'm not. No one's going to give you a medal at the end of it. I'm not. I'm trying to be a hero. I'm getting an epidural. No heroes. Yeah. No need to be a naturally. I'm not. No one's going to give you a medal at the end of it. I'm not. I'm trying to be a hero. I'm getting it up. No heroes. Yeah.

No need to be a hero. No, no. So everyone has such an opinion on breastfeeding. And I actually can't believe it. I'm shocked that people think it's OK to comment on what someone else does with their body. But I'm noticing there's this culture of people that are like very, very judgy about breastfeeding. I feel like that's very la it wasn't where you are from i mean i i breastfed for about five and a half minutes i hated it

it was the truth you know what i'm gonna go with your energy i'm gonna see how i feel yeah don't listen to anyone as long as they have the colostomy, which is the bit at the beginning, like it's like the thick stuff that comes out, the rest is golden. What's the colostomy? Colostomy. What is that? It comes out first. It's the first thing that comes out of your boob. It's like, it's a thick pasty thing. Anyway, it's not important. I don't want to put you off right now, but it's like in the first day, I think. I did it ages ago i can't even remember but as long as they get that that is the only bit they need the rest of it there are i mean someone i'm gonna get shot and killed for this probably but the rest of it all

the formulas the good formulas today are just as good as what you produce and i really wouldn't worry about it there's one in germany that everyone keeps telling you about called hippa i don't know i don't know that's what everyone nine years ago but when did you start to feel like yourself after birth because right now like you look i mean you look like a 21 year old your body your personality no you're like yeah you're like i mean he's like he's not looking my way right now you know what i mean i got eyes for everybody i'm looking around i think he's got enough to go around my look i can concur with everything you just said you can concur you do look like a 21 year old it's because i told him he was too good for this job look at him now he's got a dictionary back

there look at mr ego driven no you're running around south of france you have a young energy like there's something about you that is just useful so when did you start to feel like yourself again i got younger i think i lived a very old life in my 20s. And I did everything that was expected of me. And I think I got to my 40s. And I was like, you know, the whole YOLO thing I told you about, like, I think that I got to the stage where I was like, I only have to live for me. I really do. And maybe that sounds selfish. But I mean, it's time for me to be selfish. And I got younger. I mean, I have all the responsibilities, but I'm holding that together. My children are well fed. They're not shaking in the corner. They, you know, the most happy-go-lucky, beautiful children. And I hold, the older I get, the younger I get

mentally. And I'm having the time of my life. I drove here in a convertible Porsche. I'm having the best time ever like literally i mean what have you been doing since the last time we saw you there's been a lot going on and i don't know how we missed you when we were both we didn't miss each other i mean literally by minutes but let's plan this year to be in the same place please god time well i was just telling him michael that i'm going to where am i going you're gonna go see cannibals well no i'm going to peru i'm going to peru first now are you going to come machu picchu i'm doing machu picchu so i leave here on thursday the 14th so i'm doing machu picchu see if you anyone sees me up the mountain don't push me off it

i'm going with a girlfriend of mine and then i've come back i'm going to mexico for a few days then to the fairmont in the new one i don't know it's gonna be fabulous in cabo yeah they're looking after me it's very sweet can't make wait then i go back for formula one in abu dhabi then i've just i was in with gaga this weekend for uh her concert so i went down i see you with gaga all the time all the time you see me twice but i mean it's all over your instagram feed like you it's you guys are like i'm gonna like post the shit out of that she's amazing she's like amazing so her manager is a good friend of mine so I went down and I met him and he's amazing he's so sweet they took care of us though um they very sweetly he invited me to this show and I took like seven

people and we flew from Dubai so I came here with my big big boss from the NMC that I'm the ambassador for, the brand ambassador for, and I'm here with him. And halfway through it goes, someone sends us this thing going, Gaga's got bronchitis. Now, mind you, we're on first class Emirates. We've got Beverly Hills Hotel. We've got a helicopter going to the Grand Canyon. We're in the wind and we're like this is the most expensive cancelled concert of our lives right we're coming here we are ballers right we're like ballers and he goes we're like we're with huda beauty she was on the plane too and we're like laughing we're like we're just gonna drink through this because we're not unhappy and if

gaga's not playing with donna is and celine dion we're like, but of course, we're like, I can't believe it. There's nine of us flying in for this. Anyway, she played. She was fabulous. It was incredible. We had the best, best time. How do you maintain like your weight and everything when you're traveling and eating all these different places and drinking? Well, I mean, basically, I go on a liquid diet which is alcohol only

but your honesty well I'll tell you amazing because in Dubai I live like a nun so like you know I I work you know here it's not alcohol only but you know I'm so busy I literally hit the ground running and it's so exciting like I get I get overexcited I'm like a toddler I hit here and I want to see everyone and do it everything I love you all and I want to go out for dinner with you all night I just get the energy and then I'm like okay I have very limited time so I'm like let's just you know I've got time to sleep when I'm dead so so you live like a nun in Dubai what do you mean like you have like I go to the gym I run you know I'm the face of like now four multi-billion companies you know it's like it's a lot of work like and i have three kids and you know i go to the gym every day so i live not and you know it's just super busy and i'm super focused

so here is my fun time so what people think and you see is me being crazy all the time it's like a minute of my time when you know i want to see everybody gets so excited to see even you know you guys like i'm so happy to be here and to be see my friends tonight very exciting you know that's why i can understand i'm i'm not exciting without my wine though i need my wine i know but once that baby comes out don't worry about it i mean i'm like i'm counting down the seconds i was like once it's at this um the way i met this woman sam sasha she was a news sort of anchor, presenter anyway. It was her. I met her and she interviewed me for three or four different shows, totally randomly, a news show as well, which was hilarious, by the way.

This is the best story. So CNN or Dr. Drew, Dr. Drew story. And this baby, someone, a man had left the baby in the back of the car and killed it by mistake which is terrible obviously and they were asking me what I thought about the news story and how how what would I think about this and how could you ever forget a baby in the back of your car it was very hot it flashes up on tv that I had saved the baby or the baby you know that I was there and saved the baby by mistake it's the most random story. So I meet this woman, passerby broke the window and saved the baby.

But when the picture came up, it goes, Caroline Stanbury, baby saved. So I thought that was you. So everyone thought that I had saved the child. You should have just gone with it. Well, I did for a bit, of course, of a national hero for two minutes. I was like, yes, in between everything else I did, I saved the freaking baby. I mean, hilarious. So anyway, I meet her.

We become really good friends. She gets pregnant just like you. End up going for all these dinners with her and her husband. I absolutely love them. They've just been with me in New York. Her baby shower, I arrive. And it's just like a tornado always comes. I end up wearing the baby's nappies, taking the dummy out of the baby's mouth, as you

do with a newborn baby. What's a dummy? A little pass fire. I suggest you don't start with those if you don't have to. Okay, why? Because getting them off them is much harder than you think having said that. Oh, the best thing you could do

is get one of these electric rocking, I'll send you it. It's electric. Is it called the SNOO? Do you have it? We don't, I think I have it. Well, people are raving about this thing, the SNOO. It moves the baby back and forth and you strap him in, right? You need it more than you need him at this point in your life. Really?

I'm becoming less and less important to this story. You really are. Yeah. You really do need this. Okay, so you're running around with the pacifier. I've got the pacifier in my mouth. I'm with Parson James who sings with Kygo. We're singing to the baby.

She said, I've got the pacifier in my mouth and I'm wearing the baby's nappies and she's like she looks at me she goes anyone else on the planet did this like when she goes you just people bring flowers she goes they bring flowers you brought you brought a bottle of 1942 tequila which we drank and she's like you took my baby's pacifier out of its mouth and put it in yours and you're wearing its diapers she's like anyone else you do have a good instagram story that's like a very spontaneous yes it's a good one thanks like i can see how you would get away with it what do you do what do you do wait okay so you're going to machu picchu and then you're going to mexico but what tell me you're when we're walking in here oh january i want to know about you're going to see the last cannibal tribe. Yep. So anyway, I met this happen.

Well, I met a guy called Johan Ernest, who is probably the number one explorer today. He's like incredible. He's he's the only person to have a helicopter license to be able to land at Everest. He's like he he's just been with Adrian Brody, like Leonardo, Leonardo DiCaprio. Everybody travels with him. It's insane. So anyway, anyway he and I become friends

and he's like okay I want to do some trips with you so he has is taking me in January to meet the last

ever pygmy cannibal tribes in Papua New Guinea I think that's right and I can't wait and there's only one boat

that gets there and we're going on it together you know this is not one of those tribes you know like there was that one island the ones that actually eat you yeah but you know the one there was that island that the surfer went to and he tried to go and they're super hostile and they killed him by the way i'm yes i mean i come in peace you don't want to be you don't be speared well i i don't know if it's the same place i'm considering that he's done this before and he's out alive but i've also decided that you know

when am i going to do that ever again? Before we get into that, let's talk about collagen, specifically ancient nutrition. So ancient nutrition has this multi collagen protein that supports healthy skin, joint health, a healthy gut and healthy nails. So what's cool about ancient nutrition's multi collagen protein is that it has five types of collagen and most brands have one or two. I found that really interesting. So what this is, is a flavorless powder. You can have it in water, you could have it in coffee, you could have it in tea, you could have it in matcha. I personally am a huge fan of matcha. And just so you're aware, the four food sources that are in this collagen are beef, chicken, fish, and an eggshell

membrane. And they're all non-GMO, pasture-raised, cage-free, and cruelty-free sources. If you're sitting there wondering, is collagen for me? Let me put a little fear into you. If you're approaching 30, like so many of our listeners are, and you're thinking, am I going to have collagen production forever? No, you're not. Your body slows production in collagen as you start to age, which means that healthy, plump skin we all have right now, that starts to diminish. You don't want that. Nobody wants that. I don't want that.

Yeah, Michael, drink your collagen. So you need collagen. Nine grams of protein and zero grams of carbs or fat. Amazing. I'm obsessed. You get $10 off right now at ancientnutrition.com using promo code skinny10. That's a special offer for all TSC, him and and her listeners and a simple way to support the show. Get $10 off at ancient nutrition.com. Just use promo code skinny 10. That's ancient nutrition.com

promo code skinny 10. And with that, let's get back to the show. And also you went with Paris, I saw on your Instagram story. I've not seen you since then. No, that's the we saw you right before then. See, this is what us men do. We convince that we know what we're doing and we take you on this trip to see cannibals next thing you know i know i would not follow you there blindly no no you push me there first i'm not going there because look how skinny you are they're not gonna want you they don't want me they're yeah they don't want any of this i i feel like they might want your balls yeah you could bring taylor taylor would well taylor if Taylor would fight for me. Michael would push me in.

I would sacrifice myself. Taylor would fight for you? Yeah, that would last about two seconds. Yeah, you get real funny. I'm here for you, Taylor. I'm here for you, Taylor. Taylor's popping his puss. Taylor knew you were coming on today. I know.

I was going to say, what was that? Where's his balls? I know. We don't know. That's a million dollar question right there. No, Taylor, his hair is like all slicked back and ready for you today. I think he shaved today. He did down below.

I have a little bit of cologne on. Oh, you don't know the story about down below? No, what's he done? He's known for his perpetual razor burn. No, he's known for his perpetual bareness down there, which I don't think he's so good as a man. I think that's that's that's. I kind of feel that's a young thing. People have this thing to do.

I don't know about shaving every last thing like you. He doesn't have any hair. What about you? Me? No, I'm bare. I do. I don't know about shaving every last thing like you do. Do you have hair? He doesn't have any hair. He's bare. What about you? Me? No, I'm bare. I see. I don't get that.

You don't do bare. No, I have the landing strip. Oh, that's interesting. I kind of feel like anyone that wants the bare thing, like. Well, that falls into the category of, that's like the next, it's like the brother. You like the bare, so don't even get nervous right now. I like the bare. He likes the bare.

Was it a choice? Yeah, I think it's a choice at this point. Are you bear? I'm not bear. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want him bear. We don't want him. So you don't want him to look prepubescent, but you want to look prepubescent.

That's what I think is happening. Listen, I don't want... I got to be careful what I got to navigate. I don't want a whole thing I got to deal with down there. It's got to be cleaned up. No, no, no jungle. There's a whole thing that you have to deal with down there right now. There's so much going on. I don't even a whole thing I got to deal with down there. It's got to be cleaned up. No, no, no jungle. There's a whole thing that you have to deal with down there right now. There's so much going on.

I don't even know where to start. Well, the lips are a lot bigger. Explain this to him. So basically the blood flow goes. Well, there's been an increase in blood flow. Yeah, I've understood this. I know. Everything is a lot bigger.

He doesn't need a map. It's like you're a lot bigger. He needs something to get down. It took me a second to navigate everything. But now I think got the the hang of it you know which bits which i still don't think that you know what's happening well listen in the beginning as a man you don't know like you don't want to go too no that's never i know she actually asked me this story so for anyone listening this is what i love about him he actually asked if his ding dong could hurt the baby well i didn't know and i yeah can assure you how, how hard you can,

you can go quite hard. It's not going to ever affect the baby. I learned it. Now there are no brain cells that are going to be knocked out by your giant penis, but you don't want to like, as a, it's weird because I,

now I know where the head is, right? Cause it's where far along. And I seen it. I don't want to like grab and be holding my daughter's head. Do you actually like, do you actually like move your body around? Because I saw this ultrasound and I'm like,

there it is. And if I grab there. Is he turning so that he can miss your daughter's head? For him to think that his penis tip is hitting the head of our baby is so delusional. No, you did think that though. There was a period of time where I could have. Oh my God, bless him.

Does he think this is three inches? There was this one moment when we were having sex and you i had just found out i was pregnant and the way you were having sex with me was so unique gently it was like it was like a little touch of a thing and i was like can you go i literally turned around you i go what are you doing bro to be fair i didn't know what i was doing i was just like thought that this would like i said it was like a curtain just like came like through the window like you just brushed it through and then let me tell you something as a man they don't prepare you for

these scenarios like you don't know until you get in that i've never i mean everybody's had babies and no one's lost a brain cell through no but i'm saying like i have not had sex with a lot of pregnant women in my life you have no let's let's change that yeah and so i had to navigate what that anyone listening that's pregnant he's available and then this asshole looks at my boobs and goes wow your boobs look different is that gonna go back to normal that's what you said yeah no i said it more eloquently yeah i was just like wow wow, these are different. Yeah, well,

yeah, we didn't sign up. I mean, they look different. No one complained about bigger breasts. No. That's the best part of my test.

I'm not complaining about bigger breasts, but it was just like, you know, I got the baby there and then I got these huge tits and then I got like, you know,

pregnancy. Yeah, but I had to figure this out. I didn't know what to do. Why don't you just do it from behind? Well, I do now.

I got it. Now I got it down. There's no choice. Close your fucking eyes and put your hands behind your back yes is that what you say do you know what she does though she does this weird thing where she says it's like a hug for the baby oh i say that's not how in the middle of sex an orgasm is like a hug for the baby i don't want to describe that i don't want to describe this endorphins yeah absolutely i think you should be down there most of the time yeah you should get down there but just don't want to describe this. It's endorphins. Yeah, absolutely. I think you should be down there most of the time. Yeah, you should get down.

But just don't describe it as a hug. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to be like this. I'm hugging the baby. She's right. The muscles, you know. You know what? I think that you need to get down there more.

More off. Okay. Yeah, at least. Tomorrow's my anniversary. I'm going to make him do some really fucked up shit. Oh my God. This is not good for me. Taylor, when your potential wife gets pregnant. Life, wife, you mean?

Wife, wife. Are you gonna have sex with her every single day? I mean, that's kind of hard to tell that far into the future. It's not that hard. I don't know. I mean, of course, why would I not? Are you complaining? I mean, of course, every girl's probably gonna be like,

do me, you know, like I'm ready. That's what they're saying to you? No, well, I just mean when the dinner probably going to be like, do me. You know, like, I'm ready. That's what they're saying to you? No, well, I just mean when the dinner bell needs to get rang, who's going to ring it? What? I didn't understand any of that. Was she speaking English? The dinner bell? That's how you're describing your dinner bell?

I think, Taylor, you just lost whatever job or pay rise that we got you. It's just gone straight back down. This is exactly why you're here. Taylor has a lot of interesting stories with women. Like, he has different, like, he's been with all different types of women he doesn't discriminate against anything anyone pregnant taylor no i again there's been the one rare time that like a like pregnant porno video like popped on i was like whoa what is this a pregnant porno video popped on what said no one ever no are you kidding no one ever hold on we this is not how porn works more doesn't just pop on yeah you have to actually go there years ago select it and buy

it prego Taylor and then it accidentally put your room number in it got your credit card details that'll no it wasn't rented on in like a hotel but I just mean in general like browsing around the internet there's a lot I can tell you this. In my 32 years of life, pregnant porno has never just accidentally popped on. It just doesn't happen. Okay. I want to know, this is taking a tangent, but I just want to know because I know everyone wants to know, beauty and skin and makeup and all the stuff that you bring when you're traveling.

We had this. I know, but we need more. I know you do Glam Squad, but like, is there anything that you're bringing that's like you're bringing from London? Well, I mean, I love MC Skincare. do glam squad but like is there anything that you're bringing that's like you're bringing from london well i mean i love mz skincare this uh friend of mine it's amazing her creams and things like this but i told you i'm really like a basic person i use this stupid wipes and like i just i'm i should have the worst skin on the planet but remember i'm the face she has really glowy skin well i'm the face of cosmetic um company and i work Dr. Kasabian and I work with Cosmosurge. And, you know, I'm the face of all these brands.

Their job is to freeze me in time and to make my skin okay. So when I behave like a lunatic, which they love, and I do terrible things and I don't take my makeup off and I go straight to bed. They make me fresh as a daisy. What are the things they do? Oh, so many. We use filler, Botox. Did you bleach your hair when you were pregnant? Did I bleach my hair? Because I'm just letting my roots grow and it's looking bleak.

No, I didn't do anything. But I mean, bleach is a little strong. You should use just natural. You can have like ones without chemicals in. I use just, I i mean pregnancy is not a pretty thing but you look amazing by the way you do really do i'm teasing you about your cankles you look gorgeous oh my kink you do no i do feel like i have a lot of water weight the water i mean that's normal it'll come off but that water weight thank god well eat spicy food you'll get your baby

out faster okay what is that true yeah don't we have to have a lot of sex before the baby comes lots of sex the night two two or three that the last week load why are you laughing is he's clearly not giving it to you what are you doing i gotta induce the labor you really do and it's really important by the way girls like she's horny as hell in this state and you do so have we gone back from my skincare to your penis i don't know it's a story it's a story of my life it was like that so okay so i got to induce the labor that's not right now you're gonna act like you're the hero that's inducing the labor now it sounds like i'm a critical component to this okay so any lasers for you no no no for you like what is the hot thing that we should be doing new era is my obsession it's new era

new era is my obsession it lifts everything as soon as you come out go do it and it just tightens your skin and i love it and what are other lasers i mean i do peels i'll do whatever i mean i don't even take the name i just say give me what what you've got anything glow anything take top layer of your skin your skin looks like so smooth i don't know you're half my age how old are you a 33 exactly um you don't need it i heard a lot of people i just have been talking um too because i have don't become la i know i'm listening to all because i'm from san diego yeah so i'm listening and i'm hearing all these people talk about how they go to columbia and i'm like what you live in la why are you going to columbia i'm not going to columbia what do you mean i can't even get my hair dyed but i i mean who the hell are you talking to

yeah i know i was talking to this guy i live in it you live in the center the epicenter of every doctor and you want to go to columbia this guy went to columbia okay we're not going to columbia no and he got this thing done and he showed me and it's it's liposculpt and it sculpts his abs one by one and you know can get that down the road. I have the best doctor on the planet here. You'll die when you see what he does. I'll show you afterwards. Can we test it on Taylor?

No. He needs... Show me your six-pack, Taylor. Taylor, show us. I don't have a six-pack right now. No six-pack? No. I did, though.

Can you just show us it? Come on. This is the best. This is the most sexy stuff I'm going to see today. Come on, Taylor. Yeah, we want to... A little embarrassing, though. I'm going to see today. Come on, Taylor. Yeah, we want a little embarrassing now. You're going to come over here. Yeah, please.

Hold on. We got to snap this. Yeah, I'm not looking too good. I'm going to try. Oh, wait, Taylor. It's not bad, Taylor. It's not bad. I'm kind of horny right now. See, Taylor, get that out of my face. Wow. Taylor, get that back in my face.

Did you see his razor burn? Yes, I did see the razor burn burn has Taylor learned how to do this he doesn't know how to use Tenskin yet have you heard of Tenskin you guys gotta get Tenskin Tenskin is this stuff that takes away razor burn like you literally put it on the razor burn and it's gone

so that's what you use down below not a lot's going down like down below isn't happening right now that's why you use down below that's what i well i mean not not not a lot's going down like down below isn't happening right now that's why he's not sleeping you gotta use it you gotta use like one of those jail time mirrors right you know you're like you're like looking through the thing and you can do the shave she needs to be able to do starfish starfish starfish what the hell starfish you want starfishes no well maybe we do it yeah but hold on hold on if i'm doing starfish and he's justfish and I'm-

And he's just down. And I'm, oh, you mean like- He does everything. He's on his knees eating me out. Yeah. Okay. Okay. That's different.

I thought you're talking about, I don't want him on top of me right now. Oh God, no. No, I don't. Because what position can you do besides doggy style? Nothing. There's no- I guess you could bend off the bed. You could decide one.

Decide one. You could bend off the bed. He could actually do it on his knees we tried on top and that was and you elevate your bottom with pillows and he's on his knees the other end how long have you been married what i want to know how she keeps it spicy how long have you been married 15 years 15 years and 17 together yeah oh my god so how do you guys keep it spicy i'm i'm super open about everything in my life. I love all this stuff.

I just don't bring my family into what I do. That's smart. Which is hard to talk about my sex life if I'm not bringing my family into it. But I think that's good that you have boundaries. I have boundaries, yes, for them. I have young kids. And also, it's just a different... I think if you live this life where we're public and we enjoy doing what we do,

it's really fun. But they don't they didn't choose that life so when you were on ladies in london of london and everyone would come up to you all the time probably in london is he like annoyed that people are coming it doesn't like it doesn't like it at all he wasn't on it he doesn't enjoy it he doesn't want to be in a public life and i respect i have to respect that and i do respect that yeah it's very difficult because you know remember like you say well you married her well no he didn't he married me at 25 so without the cameras without way before the cameras and never never saw them coming so you know he's like he's maneuvered maneuvered it but it's it wasn't his dream life so you know that i will say that your husband's very cute you guys are a very cute couple thank you he sometimes makes an appearance on instagram he does very rarely i get asked a lot where that your husband's very cute. You guys are a very cute couple. Thank you. He sometimes makes an appearance on Instagram.

He does. Very rarely. I get asked a lot, where is your husband? He's here. See, what happened with me. People think if they don't see everything on Instagram, then it doesn't happen. She just started sharing all this shit about me. And I realized that I had no say in any of it.

Are you here under duress? No, no, no. In the beginning. So I said, you know what? I'm going to get on here. You like it. I'm going to be in it. Yeah, I'm going to be in it.

But I love that too. I completely love that. I mean, you know what? I'm going to get on here and be able to say my. You like it. I'm going to be in it. Yeah, I'm going to be in it. But I love that too. I completely love that. I mean, you guys are my favorite like married sort of couple. Like you work together. You live together. It's so cute. And you built this together. And you're very vocal about that.

And I think that's amazing. It's a different life. You know, like if you chose someone now and how the dynamic would be, you know, I'm already in this kind of life. And, you know, maybe it would be a different kind of man who would like my kind of crazy but you know when you meet that long ago you can't possibly know the direction you're going to end up or how it's going to be but you guys have you know you started this together and you know it's so cute you're having a little you know what is it skinny confidential baby dear media baby and it's you know it's super cute and you'll probably document every part of

that child's life i don't document my kids again until they if they want to later that's a choice for them but they you know are they into it or do they not want to be on social media my daughter hates it she will not be on it she that's why you know everyone's like oh you like your boys and you don't like your daughter i do i love my she doesn't want to be in it she's like i'm 13 she goes to school. You know, it's embarrassing, mommy. And I get that. So that's her choice.

And I respect that. I mean, once in a while, I'll make a really big sort of deal with her. Like I'll take you shopping if you just take one picture of mommy and smile. And so I get the odd one where I'm like, you're not, you know, you are here. And the boys, they're pretty easy.

They kind of, they're like, how many views did that get? It's funny. So the boys are more relaxed, you know, you are here. And the boys, they're pretty easy. They kind of, they're like, how many views did that get? It's funny. So the boys are more relaxed, you know, because they grew up with it. And Yasmin just doesn't want it. What's the age differences? So my son's a nine and my daughter's 13. Okay.

So I think with when we have a baby, I actually don't want to slap the baby everywhere. Sometimes I think influencers use the baby to get like likes and attention i want to be careful of that i think that there's a way to do it that's sort of a finesse because you don't you you you're you are right they they didn't ask for that so it's like a fine line they didn't ask for but at the same time like in our case we're not raising blanket you know what i mean like the baby's gonna be with us people are gonna see it he means michael jack remember like the kid was always in the blanket it's true i mean the thing is your whole life is on social media yeah and you know your show and that's like you guys enjoy it you love it together and you know that's how you've become as powerful and successful as you

guys are and then people know you and they love it so you know hiding the baby is also ridiculous like totally hiding the baby you know and putting an emoji over the face i mean like honestly it's just let enjoy it but yes do you need to document my baby had a burp and then i've just changed its first thing no you don't but i mean i do think it's you can't ask for half of a job it's hard you have to it's it's a finesse i think yeah it's without going overboard yeah Yeah, absolutely. But I mean, you'll probably end up bringing the baby here in the day. Can you do that? Of course. My babies came to work with me all the time.

So we got a night nurse. Do you recommend a night nurse? Yes, 100%. But the funny thing is the most expensive thing you'll ever have is a maternity nurse. And I'm going to get shot for this too. What's that? The night nurse. It puts them into the routine and does everything for. What's that? Well, the night nurse. The night nurse. It puts them into the routine and does everything for you the moment that you come out of the hospital.

No, be honest. This shows to be honest. It's nonjudgmental. Yeah, but you pay so much for them. It's so funny because at the beginning, it's a nugget. It does nothing. It sleeps all day anyway. So literally in the moment, six weeks,

normally people hire a maternity nurse from birth till six or seven weeks. And you spend ridiculous amounts of money. And then literally the baby wakes up one day with a personality in the bed and the nurse goes, goodbye. So do you think it's more strategic to wait until the baby's six weeks? I love maternity nurses too, by the way. I think you're all fabulous. But I would have waited a little longer because I actually think you could do, I had a 60 year old wonderful Filipino that lived with me for five, six years and she was a grandmother. So frankly, she could

have come from the beginning for a fraction of what I was paying for the night nurses to put me into a routine that, you know, when you have someone who loves your baby like you do because like she was a grandmother and she lived with me the whole time she brought up all my children with was it really helpful oh 100 you can't do this on your own don't be stupid so they put the baby in a routine yes so when they leave the baby's in a sleeping routine well as much as it can be because it's not a machine. So, you know, you can get colic, you can get coughs, you can go, you can't plan for that. That's my point. So you can pray that it's in the routine, but then, you know, it takes two, they can,

it's like a puppy. You know, remember when you get a puppy and you send them off and the dog trainer comes and it sits and it does high fives, the dog trainer does everything and pees exactly on the pad you want it to. The moment the dog trainer leaves, it pisses exactly on the pad you want it to the moment the dog trainer leaves it pisses all over the house eats your favorite shoe and never hives fives you for the rest of its life how long are we not going to be getting sleep for oh until it's 18 you're in trouble i i can kind of i don't do well without sleep no i need sleep well that's why if you have if you have a lovely help that stays with you for quite a long time,

then when I came home and I was, I was about to say diagnosed with twins. Oops. Whoops. You're going to get some DMs. I'm going to get a lot of DMs. I went home. Obviously, that's not how i feel um i went home to my housekeeper hugged her and said congratulations you're having twins and then she she took over i can't i don't know what i would do in a twin situation i mean i know

we would have the twins but i just don't know what I would do in a twin situation. I mean, I know we would have the twins, but I just don't know what I, like, that is so intense because you think you're getting a baby and then it's, there's two. Yeah. And then you have to adjust. Yeah. At the, how do you, you only have so many arms. I mean, and boobs. Yeah. unfinished, then I'd have two. And you have no personal space, no dignity. If I had one more person put their arm up my nunny or walk into the room, I'm English, so I don't really like people

seeing my boobs. And it's not even people. It's like your whole entire family. Like I would never sunbathe topless ever, ever, ever. But suddenly it's all right that, you know, my father-in-law is in the hospital room watching my breast out. Or like, you know, literally, I mean, anyone. My parents, my dad, my brothers. Like, I mean, there isn't anyone that hasn't seen my nunny or my boobs at this point.

I just gave up. I actually gave up. You know, as people would just come through the door, I'd be like, okay, just, I don't even know which end you want to see, just have a look oh twins is huge commitment um i mean honestly i can't even imagine that actually if you have them like my girlfriend had them first and i think if you are if you have them first it's not such a huge because you don't know any other way right um and actually you can be lazy because with my first one i wanted to take her to all

those play groups mummy and me the music things when i got two i was like okay i'm sorry you play with each other play with each other by the time i thought i was going to take them out pack them two nappies pack the bottles pack the everything got the double stroller the joy had gone i was like that's it i got to the front door and i was like i'm exhausted i don't think i'm a mommy and me person no so i used to put on with with one you just put on the little papoose and you jump out and it's kind of like you know you're all happy again with two you've got that whole thing but mommy and me things no i mean i it wasn't for me it depends look you might you might surprise yourself i thought it would make me a nicer better person it didn't it made me i was like i didn't

want to speak to any of these mothers i've never felt like one of you know like one of those mothers a lot of dms what does that mean if you've accomplished one thing like i mean if we can't get honest this isn't the place people don't hear honesty no that's been established yeah it's all right what are you up to next where are you going right from this dinner i'm going to dinner with you in a minute but i'm okay you're gonna go to machu picchu then you're going picnics and then south africa for new year he wants to hear all your travel plans because he's addicted to travel well here's the thing i'm in lockdown mode now i can't you're not in lockdown mode we're in lockdown mode for

two months how long has he got well we've got two months do you want to come on holiday with me yeah you want to come climb machu picchu he's ready to go you're right if i just take him i can use a machu picchu hike never done that take taylor too take him both oh god taylor will you carry my bags i'll'll be your Sherpa. Actually, we did a company hike one time, like a group hike, and he brought his girlfriend at the time. He brought this bag, and by the end, he was sweating and perspiring so bad. He brought his girlfriend this bag?

No, he made her carry all the bags. So I was thinking, he's probably not the best guy to carry bags. You were really, really, really bad on that hike. In fact, I've never never seen worth you bitched and complained and it was really embarrassing i will introduce you she just had massive jaw surgery taylor at the time and you were just a normal human being yeah taylor was bad it was hard yeah i think you like laid down potato chip rock it sucked don't do it oh my god okay i feel like we're going to dinner well we're going to, but also really quick, just so Michael can continue out his

dream. When can you travel with a baby? Oh, like straight away. Like one month, two months. Okay. So, so you're going to be really mellow. I'm not sure you really want to go to Machu Picchu or see the last pygmy tribes. No, but we could go somewhere.

I just, I need to get out of LA soon. I mean. Yeah. He's jonesing. Yeah. I can only stay here for so long. Go on holiday. I'll introduce you to Johan

and you should come up with something. You guys need to have a bucket list and it's okay to go away. By the way, this is the most important thing to reconnect. Like you can leave your baby with your in-laws and go away, just the two of you. And I would suggest you do that. And don't listen to anyone else.

Go have some fabulous sex weekend somewhere and come home. Is the pregnancy police going to come for me? I mean, no, because I'm going to don't listen to anyone else. Go have some fabulous sex weekend somewhere and come home. Is the pregnancy police going to come for me? I mean, no, because I'm going to be the one that's dead after this. Have you heard myself on this podcast? No, I think it's good to have a dose of reality. I mean, I think that so many people are so worried about what other mothers are doing that they just need to get busy. Well, I've learned just don't listen to anybody else.

Everyone has an opinion. Yes. Everybody. And it's got to be, it's not their pregnancy, it's yours. If you want to do it, you might surprise yourself. You might want to breastfeed for the next 10 years of your life. That's the way you feel, do it. If, you know, at the time you might shock yourself.

If you hate it, stop. It's no big deal. You know what's weird though? I really have never looked at another mother and judged her on what she decides to do. Yeah. So what kind of person does that? I don't understand who cares. Like, who cares like who cares why exactly it's not my child no one of my best friends in the whole world she had her baby and she went to paris for two weeks and when she got

like when she got there it was like a month after she had her baby she started bawling crying to her mom and her mom looked at her and goes you know don't worry the baby's not going to remember anything well that's the truth and it's do you remember do you remember who changed your diapers do you remember anything the harder time and this is the god's honest truth the hardest time so everything you give up now as a couple and you two should go and do and you feel guilty to leave the baby or whatever do you remember it but when they're seven or eight it's so much harder to leave and go and be you than it is now because they really do miss you like my kids miss me when i travel and i speak to them every day and it's getting harder and harder and harder to do it so whatever you need

to do i suggest you go do it now and as you said oh i said yeah that's true and i don't hate either way yeah but you can remember at seven years old if people are going 100 i just think every pregnancy and every motherhood journey is different and instead of judging i think that people should also put the energy towards being more productive yeah and people should be able to say you know what i didn't feel this way or i didn't get that immediate connection but i did later and things every woman is different because then you don't feel like you aren't a normal person or a normal woman everyone is normal what your journey is your journey and you may can you may i mean as i said you may really surprise yourself i agree can you leave our audience with a hack like a caroline hack what's a hack like a it could

be a podcast that you listen to it could be a beauty tip that you live by it could be honestly i want you to listen to chris and caroline yeah well you're gonna we're gonna listen to chris and caroline where can everybody send their letters they're you they're gonna send a lot of letters to you thanks you can send it to the skinny confidential yeah send it to me there is no there is going to be no uh send it to at tails you die at tails you die that's taylor's social media why do i feel like it's i'm really glad i'm leaving america very quickly taylor i can't wait for your return yeah i'm coming back for you taylor but you have an open invitation to come on the podcast whenever you

want because we have a couple people that we just want to have keep having on but is there any hack that you can leave us with like like what you take your coffee with like is there a margarita that you like swear by like a skinny margarita a travel tip my hack for life is just you know live for the moment because honestly i as a girlfriend of mine she taught at yale and she she told me that i have basically and if i'm not incapacitated i have 10 000 days left on this planet and that's pretty freaking scary wow like that's really scary put the wind up me and scary. Yeah, that's scary. That's really scary. It put the wind up me. And she's like,

now you know you've got 10,000 days, what would you do? And I was like, okay, now everything changed for me. So there's my hack. Go fucking live. You are really, really, you can, I mean,

you can just tell by your social media, you are like fly by the seat of your pants, spontaneous, fun. It's a youthful energy. I think you got more than 10 000 i'd say like 15 000 human life expectancy is going oh yeah he doesn't want me to go yet 15 000 like you want more sexual positions from her you want her tips yeah why not i probably die through half of this i want to i want you to i want you to let me know how everything goes with the cannibals

okay thanks be careful don't get eaten i'll try not and taylor wants you to follow him on instagram oh i will taylor i will that tells you die and now pimp yourself out tell everyone where they can find you your podcast and what episode should they start with oh my god well i mean i'm learning so probably not the first one um go to 21 i've just got there it's my my i'm terrible at this um but i'm getting so much better by the way um so it's chris and caroline chris with a k and um caroline stanbury is my instagram great instagram stories guys great instagram stories thank you and that's it i don't know you never know who's gonna pop into your instagram story it's like lady gaga paris hilton i mean it's like another celebrity every minute oh i mean it is it's like it's fun to watch thank you taylor don't pop your puss too early okay all right with both your favorite blondes yeah both your

favorite you guys are something he's sweating he's fucking perspiring he's like don't set the pregnant woman off. No, I've never. Thank you for coming on. Come back anytime. Thank you for having me. Guys, wait, don't go. Make sure you've rated and reviewed the skinny confidential

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