The Skinny Confidential Him & Her Podcast - Heather McDonald Has The Juicy Scoop
Episode Date: August 4, 2020#285: On this episode we are joined again by Heather McDonald. Heather is an American actress, comedian and author. She is also a fellow podcaster and host of the wildly popular Juicy Scoop podcast. T...his is Heather's second appearance on the show and on today's episode we are getting all the juice on the current state of the world, entertainment, reality tv, influencers, podcasters, and much more. To connect with Heather McDonald click HERE To connect with Lauryn Evarts click HERE To connect with Michael Bosstick click HERE Read More on The Skinny Confidential HERE For Detailed Show Notes visit TSCPODCAST.COM To Call the Him & Her Hotline call: 1-833-SKINNYS (754-6697) This episode is brought to you by THRIVE MARKET. We use Thrive for our online grocery delivery on a weekly basis and we also now get our wine at Thrive! They provide the highest quality products and ingredients delivered straight to our door with unbeatable prices. Be sure to grab our deal by going to to https://thrivemarket.com/skinny to select your preferred memberships package and start saving today! This episode is brought to you by BETABRAND and their Betabrand dress pant yoga pants. To try these pants go to betabrand.com/skinny and receive 20% off your order. Millions of women agree these are the most comfortable pants you’ll ever wear to work. This episode is brought to you by Talkspace. We all have something we want to change or improve about ourselves. Talkspace is the most convenient and affordable online therapy that can help make a lasting change in your life with access to thousands of licensed therapists. To get $100 off your first month on Talkspace visit Talkspace.com and use code SKINNY to get $100 off your first month now! Produced by Dear Media
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Hey, hey, hey, welcome back to the Skinny Confidential Him and Her Show.
That clip was from our guest of the show today, Heather McDonald of the podcast Juicy Scoop.
She's an entrepreneur, a comedian, a boss and a major podcaster.
And she's got the scoop, the juicy scoop.
She's got the scoop. And you love the scoop because admit you like Housewives.
No, I like dishing the juice with Heather. We have fun.
You do like juice. Sometimes I come home from work and you're like, what's the juice?
Well, I like it if you're dishing the juice, as you know, with the right people, get juicy.
And admit, what's your favorite Housewives? Just admit it.
No, I like New York the best because I just think they have the wildest times.
Who is your favorite Housewife out of all of them i don't know who
i actually like listen there's it's it's hard for me to say i don't know who my favorite one is
sonja morgan is good because she totally lets loose and she's very vulnerable i appreciate that
sonja's good i like i like the countess on last episode she said she has a fat chubby pussy and
she doesn't understand that you're missing out she said she has a fat chubby pussy and she doesn't understand that you're missing out she said she has a fat
chubby pussy and she's mad because ramona's pussy isn't fat why did i just i got way too excited to
hear that news i don't know let's move it along more let's move it along i must have missed that
uh that one you missed that one um so in other news sonia's got a juicy pussy heather has the
juicy scoop she is on our podcast today. We went on hers. Make
sure you listen to her episode after you listen to this one. We are talking everything on this
episode. We get into celebrity drama. We get into the scoop. We get into housewives. We go there.
I really, really love Heather. I fell in love with her by reading her books. If you have not
read her books, I highly recommend them. They are laugh out loud funny. With that, let's welcome back Heather McDonald to the Skinny Confidential Him and Her
Show. This is the Skinny Confidential Him and Her. Drew Barrymore has a talk show coming out
and she put out a video on her Instagram yesterday and she's like, thank God it's Mondays. That's right.
Everybody wants it to be Friday. But I'm like, Monday is the day that you really get some stuff
done. So I'm here to rebrand Mondays. And you guys, I'm so excited. I'm going to have a talk
show. This has been in the works for over a year. And my talk show is going to go digitally
first, and then we're going to launch it on September 4th. These are some of the amazing
things we're going to talk about. We're going to explore some of my favorite cookbooks. I'm not
kidding. Cookbooks. And really see what gets you wanting to cook. We're going to be talking about parenting.
What this new world that we live in is like.
I'm like, could anything be more fucking boring
than exploring cookbooks?
And then she's like,
and then I'm going to interview some people
who are interviewers that I'm inspired by.
I'm like, why don't you interview me, bitch?
I've been doing this for five years.
Like, why does everyone just think like,
oh, let's just get like a, you know, an actor that's like no longer into doing movies.
I thought I would do a talk show because I have two little children at home.
It was like when Busy Phillips did her talk show.
I was like, I read an article about it.
And she's like, hey, guys.
So I was getting high in Palm Springs.
And I was like, what should I do next?
It's time to pivot.
And I decided, let's have a talk show.
Let me just do something really crazy and sit Indian style on a couch and talk to some
of my A-list celebrity friends.
I've struggled.
I've been a working actress since I was 19.
So, of course, you know, but what's kind of freeing is what i'm telling michael is like i talk about this shit because i'm like who the
fuck cares busy phillips didn't have me on her show drew barrymore is never gonna have me on
her show it's kind of fucking freeing to be so successful i with my podcast that i can kind of
be like the best days are fucking over it doesn't't matter. The best thing about the internet is that it got rid of all the gatekeepers in the media
industry.
It used to be, on Hollywood in the 1920s, 30s, 40s, honestly, for a while, there was
gatekeepers.
If this director didn't like you, if this producer-
Five years ago.
If this agent, if this person-
Two years ago.
It doesn't matter.
It's all a dying breed because anybody can get on a mic.
They can get on YouTube.
They can go here.
And if you're good enough and people like you, the people people get to choose, it's no longer like these, these
veiled shadowy figures that make the decisions of who gets seen and who doesn't. It's the best
thing ever. And then Busy Phillips, I was like, the minute her show got canceled, I'm like,
okay, let's- But people spoke.
When's the podcast coming? When's the podcast coming? So of course she announced, I have a
podcast. And she's like, I'm so excited. It's going to be a podcast. This is what she was writing.
I've got my writer from my talk show, two other people. I'm like, there was no content to your
show. Now you're going to do it. And we're going to talk about pivoting and quarantine life.
Who the fuck wants to talk about quarantine? I was just like, good luck. Good luck to you.
I'm sure they got a big chunk of cash. She's going to do it from her home, I was just like, good luck. Good luck to you. I'm sure they got a big chunk of cash.
She's going to do it from her home, I'm sure.
What do you think the missing ingredient is when people just say they're going to launch a talk show or a podcast and they're already famous and they already have a following?
Like, what's the thing that's missing that you see?
I think Kelly Clarkson pre-COVID, you know, she's still doing it.
I think hers was really successful because she brought something new.
First of all, she's like a total delight.
She's super relatable.
And then she'd like come out fucking singing a killer song.
Like that's more impressive than Ellen dancing, you know, like she really can sing.
And so I think that worked, you know, but I've been like, why does daytime have to be
so dumbed down? Like, why does it always just have like, why does, why does daytime have to be so dumbed
down? Like, why does it always just have, like, why can't it be super funny or why can't it be
super juicy? Why does it always just have to be like a little something? Like, so I don't know,
but I don't know that daytime will ever come back in the sense because it's like.
Daytime is podcast though.
Right, exactly. Like the breastfeeding mom is like listening to my podcast. She's not necessarily
like, oh, it's three o'clock. Right.
So let me watch this.
So I think that the daytimeness has changed.
But like, let's compare Oprah.
Okay.
Because Oprah is like the best.
Okay.
Let's compare Oprah to like these other people that you're talking about.
Like, what did Oprah have?
Do you think that like, what's the talent with Oprah that people are missing?
I'll tell you that people don't realize about Oprah. Oprah was the first person to introduce us to meth moms, hoarding people, topics we had never explored.
Her staff was so amazing in finding the juiciest human stories. Then she also would get excited
for John Travolta or whatever in a movie. And then she also kind of had like, this is my favorite things twice a year.
And then she herself, not only was she super intelligent and inclusive of all her audience,
she was extremely open about her own life.
She was like the first celebrity that said, I was molested.
These are things that happened to me.
You know, when she struggled with her weight, when she lost all the weight and she brought the wagon out with
the fat and she gained it back. Then she was sued. She humanized herself. She was like the first
person that talked about like being grateful. That was the first time I ever heard about
keeping a grateful journal or being grateful. And I remember like where I was and it changed my life.
Where were you i was in my apartment in santa monica and she was like even if you go to bed and the only thing
you can be grateful for is that your iced tea was particularly tasty thank god for that and i just
remember like you're right like even if it's the shittiest fucking day like it's really making the lemonade out of
lemons and i just like i miss her so much because i feel like nobody has ever touched that world
again and i don't blame her for not wanting to come back she's gonna leave before the party's
over yeah but i mean it would be i guess she's done like special interviews and stuff but like
that i would like to see her like just to be,
just to give it to the world, like come back and do some
special interviews and stuff.
But I kind of like that like she and Gail are still friends
and Gail's finally got her day.
Like she tried to give Gail like eight shows
and it never worked. Really?
Maybe not eight, maybe one. But she did
have like a short-lived Gail talk show
and it just didn't, they're very hard to, they're
very hard. Do you want to know why I think Oprah
was so successful
in that generation
it was so cutthroat
and there could only be
one woman at the top
and one woman
as the star
and one man
as the star
and instead of
Oprah taking that stance
that everyone was taking
she brought everyone
up with her
so she brought up
Dr. Phil
she brought up
Dr. Oz she brought up all these Phil. She brought up Dr. Oz.
She brought up all these different people onto her show.
And instead of squashing everyone so she's on top,
she gave everyone else platform.
You know what was a juicy story?
Remember that Ilana?
No.
Ilana fixed my life or something.
I always mess up everyone's name.
No, was it on Oprah?
She came on Oprah and she was kind of this amazing woman
that was like, fix my life. And she was kind of this amazing woman that was
like fixed my life and she was like very spiritual very profound like do this do this so oprah gave
her a show or what she was about to have a show or something something juicy happened like she
fucked over oprah like kind of like a joan rivers um johnny carson kind of thing like somebody else
came to her and the agents got involved and like, why would you take
this Oprah deal?
And someone's going to know the story better than me.
But somehow she screwed her over and then she like lost everything.
But then when Oprah started the OWN Network, she came back, they made up, and then she
had her show on the OWN Network for a little bit.
Get her on Juicy Scoop. I'm sure she has a podcast. Ilana Fix Your Life. I mean, They made up. And then she had her show on the OWN Network for a little bit. Get her on Juicy Scoop.
I'm sure she has a podcast.
Ilana Fix Your Life.
I mean, look it up.
It's something like that name.
But she would go to people's houses and like whatever their issue was.
Oprah brought her up.
Oprah was all about bringing up other people.
We talked to Jillian Michaels.
And I think we talked about this on your show the first time I was on there about how Jillian
Michaels said when she was starting out, everyone was always trying to tear her down like it was so hard or
they wouldn't collaborate they wouldn't collaborate they would now like with podcasting you know the
way you grow in the space is you collaborate yeah so it's changed i remember thinking like like what
i'd hear like rappers constantly collaborating and i, gosh, that's so great that they're not like jealous of each other.
That, you know, a more established rapper would see a younger rapper and be like, let's do a song together.
I was always like, that's so amazing.
I think with women, it's just happening now.
I don't think it happened before.
And I think sometimes when I see, you I see the hate that I get sometimes,
and a lot of hate I don't get anymore because I blocked all those people and they can't get to me.
But I recently got new hate because I was on another show. And then I joined that Facebook
group. And so then I could read all the hate that they said about me. And-
Why do you do that?
It didn't bother me as much. It of like i don't know it kind of
empowered me and i don't know it just kind of i just wanted to see it i couldn't stop reading it
it's interesting because i bet the majority of women that hate me are my age they're my age
and they see me and they're like how is she successful she just watches bravo and talks
about it like that could have been me so therefore therefore I hate her. Not every woman, obviously that's my age,
but like if I was to put all my haters in a room,
like we found them, I think that would be the profile.
You know how like FBI does like a serial killer profile?
Like if they did a serial profile hater of me,
I would love to know like what were the similarities.
Well, I think like not to stay on this too long but you
know it's maybe there they came up in an era where there were those gatekeepers where there actually
was only allowed to be like three or four people at the top you know right and what the internet's
done is just democratize everything and you know like you could listen to juicy scoop and the show
and the bitch by way and whatever yeah and it doesn't really take anything away from anyone
else but like before there was like one movie role or one talk show or one concert. But
now, it happened in the music industry early when places like Spotify and Napster and all these
things came out. It democratized music. It was like, okay, I can listen to everything. But before
it was all dependent on who the record label decided to pick up and sign. And that's why you
had those megastars. But now the difficult thing is now it's harder to break out because there's
so much competition. But the good thing is, is there's not somebody at the top that's making the decision if you
make it or not.
The people get to decide.
I think you're going to see the demise of mainstream media more and more.
I think it might take 10, 20 years, but it's starting to happen where people are starting
to go to podcasts and authors and different speakers for their news.
And what's happening is you're like, why am I going to go listen?
Like, let's talk politics for two seconds.
I don't get political.
Like, why are you going to go turn on Fox News
or CNN or NBC and watch two people argue
for 10 minutes about a very complex issue?
Like they just fight and fight, fight for 10 minutes.
Or you can go to two educated people,
maybe even they sit on different sides
and listen to a podcast for three hours
and then be like, oh, okay, actually learn.
And for free.
And you don't have to deal with all the cable and the commercials and all this shit. I just think
that whole model's dying. And it'll be interesting to see what happens in the next few years.
Right. Or what it looks like, or will people start to be attaining YouTube content and putting it on
a network and just paying you for it because it's done? i don't know you know i hope so but it's it is like happy and freeing too to just be like it's so good because
for so long it was the decision of someone else whether i were i don't know how you how you did
it i've i've followed your career for a long time after following you for a while that the no's have
made you 20 times more powerful like i really do that. I think that every no has made you like very strong for how you are
today. Only been in the last couple of years where I just realized like, okay, I guess I'm not going
to be on that talk show. I guess I'm not going to be doing that. And once you just stop caring,
it's just like, oh my God, this is fucking amazing. I'll say whatever I want, talk about anybody I want.
But look what's happening to the ratings of those things.
Like everything's, they're all tanking.
You know what I mean?
Like nobody's consuming content like that anymore.
No, no one wants the sugar-coated,
tied up in a bow, fake PR response anymore.
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the chocolate. I'm telling you. I really want to get to important things here yes like really serious important things
i need to know what you think's going to happen with vanderpump rules well i mean i think i think
a lot of these shows i think a lot of businesses you know that were on the edge are in jeopardy of not coming back post-COVID.
They're in a weird, precarious position. We know that Lisa Vanderpump is having a new show on the
Peacock streaming service about the dogs. Did you know that? No. I didn't know it till last night,
but the article came out last week. Talk about not getting a big splash. I'm a little surprised.
I don't even know what the Peacock streaming network is.
So it's like an NBC streaming.
So I think there's like old shows on there and then there's going to be new programming
all under the NBC Comcast thing.
I bet you she's doing that to help the dogs and help the rescue mission that she does.
No, it's going to be like a reality show about the drama.
Did you groom the poodle right? Oh, it's drama. It like a reality show about the drama of did you groom the poodle right?
Oh, it's drama.
It's Vanderpump Dogs.
Okay.
I mean, I'm assuming.
Okay.
I honestly, I don't know what that will look like.
So what is Vanderpump Rules going to look like?
So Vanderpump Rules, I don't know.
And I also think the longer time goes, the momentum is lost. I still think it's
there. Or is it going to get people more curious because the mystery?
The best thing-
I hope it stays. I like them all. I like watching things that are shot in LA. I think it's fun. I
think Jax and Brittany, I think Jax is really funny. I still think even though Stassi and
Kristen are fired, I don't know that that,
why would, why does that have to stick when things die down?
So I'd like to see it come back and I'd like to see it come back and really just follow their lives.
Like, you know, if they are pursuing getting pregnant or they're pursuing a business, it's
like, let's just see that.
Like, why do we have to pretend that you still have to have a shift?
It got a little weird though, with the, with that show, when a little weird though with that show when people are still working in the restaurant.
That's what I'm saying.
People have outgrown the restaurant.
It's over.
They're not busting the tables anymore.
They're not there.
We might as well evolve it and just move on from that.
You guys know I bought a $2.1 million house.
So I want to help with the mortgage.
So I'm going to be picking up a couple hosting shifts.
But again, you can't blame anybody.
They had to try to make this show work with all these people living in different places
and still being around the restaurant.
And I kind of was like sick of the restaurant.
I was kind of like, I like Lisa Vanderpump, but I'm like, I don't need to see her show
up with the dog for two minutes.
You don't want to see a goat cheese ball.
No, I'm fine seeing the restaurant, but I'm saying I don't need like, I think it was like,
you know, I don't know.
I feel like that shtick got a little old too.
So, well, it'll be interesting to see what they're going to do.
You know, I know Villa Blanca's gone, that restaurant, but that also makes sense because
it was the least popular and she doesn't own the building.
So why wouldn't you let your restaurant lease go?
Villa Blanca's gone.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, no, it is.
But that's a COVID, you know, fatality.
Like, I don't think it would have gone away had this not happened.
But the other three restaurants are all near each other.
It's easy to film.
I think it would be, you know.
What's your favorite restaurant out of all three?
I like the food and the drinks that pump the best.
I've never been.
Really? I think that the food,
I really liked the food a lot.
Like they had this like salmon date salad there.
I really liked the cocktails.
I liked the vibe.
I've had some fun there.
So I hope it comes back,
but who knows?
And like what's going to go on with Keeping Up with the Kardashians?
How is that going to happen?
That's the one show that could keep happening.
They never left their houses to begin with.
What Jerry Seinfeld did the best was like he left when he was on top and he quit.
And he wanted people begging and wanting for more.
And to this day, I think the only thing they really did as a reunion was that Kirby enthusiasm season.
And it's kind of creative the way they did it.
I feel like sometimes they drag these things on.
It's like, okay, enough, enough.
It'll never be enough housewives for me.
Yeah, but they know but they
change that up all the time show does come to a limit because they're creating stories and
writing them so it's like we've already done christmas we've already done this and it comes
to a place where you're like we've done it and people want to leave and a lot of contracts are
for like seven years so then if they were to go to the eight year, it would either get a lot more expensive or, you know,
like there's a lot of that reason why shows end.
With reality, you know, it's really great for the network
and the production company because as long as they want to keep going,
they can just keep finding new people that want to be a star.
Is Keeping Up with the Kardashians going to have 800 more seasons?
Like, what do you see?
I feel like you're like a fortune teller when it comes to reality.
I think it will.
I don't think it'll.
Why would it ever end?
Unless...
We're going to see them
in their retirement home?
I mean, it's truly like
those kids are Truman.
Like those kids have grown up
with the cameras around them.
So I think it would...
I mean, it's kind of happening
with Courtney
where Courtney was like,
I don't want to do this anymore.
Which I fully get.
I understand.
It's like enough. I mean, you've already made it. You got all the. Which I fully get. I understand. It's like enough.
I mean, like you've already made it.
You got all the things you need to get out of it.
Everybody's seen everything.
You got the money.
You got the kids.
You got the, like, what else do you need to do?
Well, there's got to be enough.
And I got it because then it's also like, well, this is a family business.
Like if we all worked at the hardware store,
it wouldn't be fair that one person doesn't get to, you know,
do their Saturday shift shift so like i got
how they're like annoyed but at the same time like she's the one with the oldest kids and
you know she's over it and i think like i think eventually like maybe the little kids will start
to get over it or something else will happen but why wouldn't you just keep it going they put
everything about their lives on camera it It's been so long now.
Like for Kylie,
she's literally been on TV longer than she wasn't.
But they're in a different situation though,
because they control what gets aired and what does not get aired.
Right.
Like Bravo,
you don't have that control.
Chris is the.
Yeah.
Chris is not letting things go that she doesn't want to go.
Can we talk about how you were in season one?
You know that,
right,
Michael?
I was at the party for chris
and caitlyn's 17 year wedding party or 16 year wedding party anniversary party in their backyard
of the first house it was the pilot episode i think and they had a stripper pole in chris's
room and kylie was on it and kim had this awful like bubble dress. Do you remember when
bubble dresses were in? Very unflattering. It wasn't showing her ass at all. It was a horrible
choice. And so that was just fun, you know, and it was funny because that show and Chelsea Lately
began the same summer. So before keeping up with the Kardashians, were you like going to Health
Nut getting salads with Chris while you guys went went to dash we would go to the baby store
smooch oh yes because i had the babies so i bought stuff at smooch i met and then we would go to uh
tuscanova no it was called something else we'd have lunch at calabasas bring the baby sometimes
and like the first time i ever had lunch with them I was immediately like tell me about fucking OJ like I
couldn't believe that they just like told me like their whole perspective of like Courtney was like
well Kim and I took my dad's side because like nobody was on my dad's side and we felt sorry for
him so it was just like it was so I was like always like they were really just like really nice
and awesome and then this show started and you know and it was in the first couple of years.
It was first few years.
I think it was like, wow, they're super famous and everything.
But it still felt like it was still them.
And it was still, you know, the same people at the parties.
And it was still Chris's parties.
And then when they got older, the girls all have their own family and their own
friends and their own baby mommy friends and all that stuff. And then Chelsea ended and I stopped
seeing them professionally. And then I got the boot. I feel like they have to be very, very
careful, though, with like I don't think it's like you personally. I think it's they have to be so
careful with anyone that comes into their ether. No, it wasn't even like, it just was like less times of getting together. And then the big
parties, they made that big blood bath cut. My family and I was one of those. But I knew every
year we were invited to the Christmas party, I would tell my family, this could be the last.
I cannot believe we're still invited to this. I'm six people deep. I would have cut myself.
Are you kidding me? And so then finally it happened.
That's stressful.
And I totally bought it.
Did you get to go in the mirror booth?
The what?
The mirror booth.
The mirror, what?
The mirror booth.
It's the photo booth.
Oh, the photo booth, yes,
but I didn't go to the Kim party.
Okay.
So the last party I went to was at her, Chris's house.
So it's been a couple of years now.
Where the checkered floors, cool.ered floors yes okay and um and and you know i was really sad
the first year of not going and then because it was literally we had gone for 10 years we had like
a routine of going and then i was like oh my god like this isn't chris's fault like make your own
fucking plans loser you know like like god you know this girl's like this isn't Chris's fault. Like make your own fucking plans, loser. You know, like, God, you know, this girl's like,
this woman's like thrown like a half a million dollar party
for my family, like where each kid gets gifts
and I'm boozing it up.
Like it was a fabulous, fabulous party.
So was I like butthurt?
Yes.
The only thing that pissed me off
is that Kathy Griffin was there.
Like you felt she shouldn't have gone
and she should have got the boot with you. No, she got invited like after I got the car. We were
never at the same party together. Okay. And because somehow she became in the circle with a different
group of women through Chris. And then I don't know if she invited herself or got invited,
whatever. But she also doesn't have a husband, three kids and a mother-in-law who fell the last
time we were there. I was like, oh, great lady. Like nobody wants an elderly person falling.
You think Kim and Kanye want that? Not on the black and white floors.
No. That's not on brand.
Last year I went on a trip. I said, I want to get the fuck out of here.
You had to go on a trip. We had to go on a trip.
You couldn't see the mirror mirror photos. Now I'm over it. I'm officially over it.
And then also freeing is
i had to write about them and talk about them on chelsea lately for you know eight seven years
then post my show it's a kind of freeing just to be able to like say what i think is going to
happen with kim and kanye and i don't mean to be mean to them like i think kim's great but like
i think this could be your out you don't have to manage like a personal yeah like i don't have to
worry about it probably helped kick me kicked out of the Christmas party.
That probably helped kick me out as I started to talk a little more.
But to also know that like there's nothing to lose.
And I do like to give my opinion and I'm watching it like everybody else.
So I'm not, I'm not, you know, breaking any girl code in that.
Like she gave me secret scoop at a restaurant because we haven't talked in a couple years in that way.
So I like being
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to Heather. Well, you're the queen of juice. So what's going to happen with Kim and Kanye? And
we kind of talked about this on your podcast, which you guys have to listen to, but just give
us a little. Well, first of all, one of the predictions I had, which I don't think will come true,
is one thing I did say is that I knew she'd go for the fourth kid.
OK.
Because I thought she wants to have more children than anybody else in the family.
OK.
But her mother gave birth to six.
And she has embryos left.
So I first thought, like a a year ago she'll have seven
she'll go for seven why the fuck not she doesn't have to carry them they're geniuses they're all
cute you know but now in light of what's going on with kanye i think she is done with having
children any more children and i feel what if she has another what if she marries someone else though
and she pulls what chris did that's what chris did she had four no because they she said they're
if they're embryos they're embryos with kanye she may have saved her eggs too i think she wanted to
have children with all the same person and i think same with courtney i think she's good with four i
don't think like i think if she was to break up with Kanye, I think she'd probably
be alone for a while and like focus on the kid.
Like, I don't think she's looking to like find a boyfriend.
I think she's so focused on like actually like having a purpose with the prison reform,
which is great.
The four kids.
So I think if something was to happen, if Kanye doesn't get better and she does say
we got to live separately whatever i think like eventually
she'll find a new love that'll be like jackio status like she will go international billionaire
hot something exciting that's your pet i don't know i don't know he may not exist yet he might
be like a an elon musk but like hot i don't know something exciting like that
something like something that's shocking like not musical you're thinking they're done though
you're thinking your predictions they're done um i hope they're not done but i think that she wants
to be done this is her out with the public because i think anybody will not give her criticism for saying, I want to separate.
And this way, if she separates and with their money and their status, if he's to see the kids, which I'm sure she'll still want him to, they'll never be alone with him.
For a mom, do you imagine if he was, imagine if he was acting like Kanye and you don't have the means in place.
And every other weekend you have to give
your kid to someone like that yeah you have to evaluate there are women that then wake up the
next day and the guys killed them himself and the kid and they they had to do it they had a court
order they had to give the child so it's like I think people are now I'm not saying Kanye's
gonna do that but when someone's mentally ill and they think they're Jesus, I don't know.
So I think it's very stressful. But at least in this case, with what the money and everything they have, I think those kids will never be having to spend a week alone with them.
You talk a lot about on your podcast, like divorce. I hear you talk about your girlfriends
that are getting divorced and you kind of talk about how it's not always greener on the other
side. Can you? Yeah, tell her that.
Talk about that.
I want to hear about that.
I think Carol Radswell said it best about Ramona Singer.
I think the first couple of years are real fun.
And then I think it sets in.
Maybe the first couple of years of separation, whatever.
You're feeling yourself.
You lost the weight.
You got the divorce weight going.
You haven't flirted
in a long time you got four people calling you've gotten your apps you're like feeling
and then you like somebody and then that person is dating for their people and you're like
well i don't feel so hot and then you go you find another person and then that happens again
and then you start to go fuck what about it wasn't that bad with the husband
when he just annoyed me like when he coughs in the morning too yeah like when he when he waits
for you to go get your coffee to clear his throat you're like you're up for 25 minutes
you couldn't have cleared your throat before i walked into you i sneezed the other day i don't
know what's happened to me since Oh, the sneezes so loud.
Listen.
Did it scare the baby?
Yes.
The baby started like bawling.
And I was like, holy shit.
I got an old man dad sneeze now.
And it came out of nowhere.
Peter sneezes are like deafening.
Like I've like peed a little and screamed.
It had, I sneezed so hard that I had tears coming out of my eyes.
How much attention do you need?
It's like, Jesus Christ. your coughs and sneezes.
And when you have a frog in your throat, I literally want to commit myself.
The face this baby made when I sneezed devastated me.
She was so terrified.
I'm so happy I have someone else to be like, what are you doing?
It is so annoying.
I don't know what happened.
I've never sneezed like this in my life.
I can see why people get divorced after you clear your throat in the morning.
Yeah, but what happens? You become a dad and your sneeze just becomes
like a disgusting quiet just be quiet i don't want to hear your your things like go in the other room
shut the door i know we can't put on a podcast i i really don't want to hear it it's annoying
just i don't know what happened what happens to us we just like just start making you just give
up you just let your balls like it's like put put some effort into it. He's pretty cute.
He's pretty cute. But the sounds
that come out of him in the morning. That's the
other thing. Okay. So when
you get to a certain age too
and you find someone like
if I was to go you know get divorced
and find someone. It's like
what am I going to get? Another
broken man. That's what his mother says.
That's what his mom broken man either his wife made him a weirdo fucked him over and he
went crazy or he was a weirdo and made his wife go crazy or he has kids that hate you so it's a
it's dynamic now other people can find the love of their life and they're committed and it's great
and it's lovely and you see it and you're fucking jealous and you're like, oh, my God, you know.
But I think it's really hard.
And so, of course, if you're in an abusive relationship, a cheating relationship, I think you need to find your happiness.
But I think there's going to be times in a marriage that it can go on for a few months.
It could even go on for like a period of like a couple years where maybe you're really doubting it and really you're like oh my god i like what you know we're not on
a job but i think you really gotta know you really gotta try your hardest what about the guy what
does the guy do after divorce like you said you said what the girl does fabulous oh he has a
fabulous life he's fucking hookers he's gonna roll a role in it. It is and it isn't, okay? Like I find, I mean, you know, David Bedore is expecting a baby. I think
that's kind of the greatest karma for him ever. Now I'm not saying he isn't excited about having
a baby, okay? And she even said her daughter's like her and I think the woman, and the woman's
like 36 and he's like 56 or seven. And they could have the most beautiful, like her. And I think the woman, and the woman's like 36 and he's like
56 or seven. And they could have the most beautiful, perfect life. And I hope they do.
But I mean, to be starting all over again with a pregnant wife and a couple of her kids,
little kids, packed Saturdays. Like my Saturdays just became open like a year ago.
How old are they?
So I know.
We were talking about this in the elevator.
Who?
Your kids.
My kids?
Yeah.
Oh, 14 and 17.
So you're like getting the time back now.
Yes.
But like those days of like the Little League, you know, parade at fucking 630 AM and like
just all that shit and the food and the snacks.
And then, you know, you don't have a gift and someone's, you know, just all that.
The orange slices, all the. All that that like is just it's really exhausting and like you just get it back and then
to start all over again now you could be really wealthy and have nannies and a lot of people do
because they are established that age but like i don't know like for a guy just know if you're
gonna go for that much younger woman they'll often start start to say, oh, I don't want any
more kids. I'm good. And then how did I get pregnant at 37? Like, and then it's a lot to
go through. I was thinking if you just 18 years, I mean, 18, 20, 20, it really is like 20 something
years that you have these kids, but then you have to start at square one again and you don't have
the energy anymore. And your sneezes are probably 10 times louder and you can't keep up. Peter has a few friends that are older dads second time around and he loves it. Loves
being grateful that's not him. He is like, I can't, oh my God, can you imagine? I mean,
he's going to be 60. Can you imagine? He's like, doesn't want it. If we broke up,
the last thing he would do is want to get like someone else pregnant like no so the grass isn't always greener so all these people
that get divorced the grass isn't always greener there's another issue with the another person and
another person i think the grass can be greener a lot but i think you just have to make like i
just think you just really you know if it's really done it's done if lauren and i were breaking up i
would get snipped for well first i would bank the stuff then i would snip because you can't take
that you would bank your sperm well i mean if you because then you could you at least can say like
if you needed to potentially down the line or you wanted to you found that second love or whatever
the hell happened then you have but like to just be to just go out and just chance it women should
encourage their men if if the woman's done having babies and she's like
secretly hates her husband and would like to get out in a few years she should um really have him
get a vasectomy why because then he can't have babies with someone else and take half your kids
money yeah oh if he has if you've got two kids then he gets divorced and has two more kids with
someone else and now your kids are going to college.
Never thought of that.
His wife is going to be like, really?
It happens all the time.
You're paying $30,000 for her school.
She's not even that smart.
What about our two kids?
Oh, you're cutting them off.
You're cutting them off after I'm done.
I play all these scenarios in my head.
And it sounds like such a headache and nightmare.
I would never want to be there.
That's why I'm just like, I don't think there's grass that's any greener.
I'm in here for the long
haul. He has a good example of parents. He's had a really, really strong example of a mom and a dad
who have been together for a hundred years. Sure. But I'm sure like, like you said, it's probably
not always been easy. They just been, they just work through it. Well, I mean, she has to deal
with his sneezes. His sneezes are like five octaves higher than mine. Okay. So another
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What's your prediction? I want to know what you think the inside scoop few things okay and
we're referring to real housewives of beverly hills obviously we all heard about this back in
november when it happened because the news broke when the girls were on the rome trip at the in
november before thanksgiving? That's very interesting.
Okay?
Because when we saw the video, the scene of Denise being brought up to the room while Kyle packed,
there was a few things as a detective.
One was a Christmas tree.
You're good.
You said this happened in November, but you're saying there's a Christmas tree.
So this happened later?
So before the Rome trip, according to the show, Brandy went over to Kyle's house where
Teddy and Kyle were packing for Rome.
Oh, I just saw that.
Oh, Michael saw it.
Don't act like he knows.
Okay, so there was a Christmas tree.
Okay.
Now there are some freaks that put up a Christmas tree after Halloween.
Maybe she put up the Christmas tree because she wanted it done when she came back from Italy. Someone else found a photo from Brandy's birthday, which was a week later,
where they said they were going out for her birthday, right? It was a week later,
and she was wearing the same high pony. Now, a lot of people wear high ponies.
What was the specific high pony, though? That wasn't a high...
It was a high pony with a fake tail. What I think happened was they did the podcast. She already released
the text messages that Denise wrote to her and was like, great, I'm excited to see you tomorrow.
Do you want a hotel room next to Patrick Muldoon? That room is empty, or you can share the cottage
with me and save some money. Totally nice thing. Brandy writes back, no, my producer's paying for
my hotel and my car, but sure, I'll just
stay with you on the couch.
And Denise writes, I'll see if they have a rollaway.
Okay.
She posts that as if that's proving something.
Yeah, Brandy, you said that.
Yeah, that sounds like a normal girlfriend to a normal girlfriend.
Now we've all like shared a bed with our friend and I didn't go and finger bang them.
You know, if something happened between the
two of them, they are the only two people that know. There isn't some Bill Clinton evidence
where she's going to whip out a blue dress and it's going to be Denise's cum on it with her DNA.
Why would Brandy make that up though is my question.
I'm not saying she did make it up. I'm just saying there's no way that she can fully prove it. There's no way she can fully prove
it. So if Denise chose at the moment that we're going to see this Wednesday, where they address
it, we know that you slept with Brandy. She at that moment goes, no, I didn't. And that's the
story she has stuck with for the last nine months. And I don't know what happened, but I don't think that was a
bad choice on Denise's part because there's no way to prove that they didn't get together and
that it wasn't innocent. There's no video, there's no text where she says, thanks for your fingers
last night. I really had a great time. Wait, so you're saying it was a mistake by Denise,
not by the other one? Am I what? You're saying it was a mistake by Denise and not by him?
No, I'm saying- Or it's a mistake for everybody.
I'm saying if Denise knows there's no proof, like there's no text that says, oh my God,
I loved eating you out last night.
Or don't tell Aaron.
If there's nothing like that, there's obviously she didn't knock her up.
It's two women.
There's no cum on a sheet.
She can stick with her story until she dies because there's no way to prove it.
It's just, do you think Brandy's telling the truth or not?
Probably Brandy is telling the truth. And who caresy is telling the truth and who cares yeah who cares who cares if she did but well her husband cares aaron cares right and and i think at that time
she was like she chose no i don't i don't want to reveal this about myself and i'm going to stick
with this honestly i don't blame her and i'm pretty and you have a shred of secrecy too the
thing is everyone's pissed in these reality shows because they're always like,
well, we have to share our life story.
You know, you saw like Lisa Rinna go, do you think I wanted to reveal about, you know,
my daughter's anorexia?
No, but that's part of the package.
We have to reveal everything about our lives.
And it's like, well, first of all, every husband but Aaron stopped filming.
Nobody comes to anything.
Why?
Because they don't want to jeopardize themselves. They don't want to have everyone yell at them.
Meaning all the husbands stopped.
All the husbands are barely on it. We see PK a tiny bit.
Well, he got slammed for a while.
One pie a year. The other, Tom Girardi, we see once with the coffee cup, that's it.
So all these girls now are in a position where they protected their families and their husbands
and they're not on anymore.
Yet they're all attacking Denise and Aaron when Aaron is showing up because they're in
love and she's working all the time and she wants him there.
And so she invites him and all they do is give him shit.
And so then I think she was like, oh my God.
That's an interesting perspective.
And then the thing is, it's like she i don't think that she did not share
about her life this was something she did while they weren't filming with a non-cast member i
don't think every single thing has to be revealed exactly i don't think and oh also just because you
put yourself out there doesn't mean every single facet of your life needs to be revealed like you
don't need to be like showing a picture of your butthole.
Like people need like a little bit, a shred of privacy, everyone.
And then also when Brandy is sitting there crying and Kim takes her hand
and she's, you know, revealing that she was molested at 47 years old by Denise Richards.
I was like, wait a minute.
Supposedly the party was just the night before, right?
Or two days before something.
Denise wasn't ignoring her.
She was like, hey, they, you know, they were talking.
Brandy slapped her ass.
They're saying that scene was from after the night of the party.
They were like, it was like a night or two after.
I don't believe that just because the condition she was in.
There's no way you show up looking that good after being that shit faced.
But she was like, and then she's blew me off. I haven't talked that just because the condition she was in. There's no way you show up looking that good after being that shit-faced. But she was like, and then she blew me off.
I haven't talked to her forever.
And then, you know, I didn't get to talk to her.
And it's like, well, if there was some weirdness, I don't think that Denise would be like, hey, on camera chatting.
Brandy slaps Denise's butt.
She laughs.
You know.
Maybe Brandy fell in love with Denise.
Oh, come on.
No.
Listen, I don't know much about.
I don't know.
She fell in love with wanting to be on the show again.
OK.
Which I can't blame her.
So because it is a nice paycheck.
I still don't get one thing.
I don't understand this.
Why?
Why did they have to film that scene and put that in?
Like, why couldn't they have just gone to Rome?
The only reason they knew about it. This is is my theory but I think it's right is obviously Kim knows because
Kim and Brandy are best friends Kim told Kyle Kyle shared it with Teddy and then Teddy shares
it with the other girls on camera including Denise calls her out at the Rome dinner.
And then between them and the producers or someone, they were like, why don't we get it from the horse's mouth, Brandy?
Why don't we show how this happened?
And then it's not like it came from this other source that wasn't a cast member.
I would rather cut my own throat or wrist with a dull knife than participate
in something like that. I feel so bad for that
Aaron dude when he's just getting obliterated. I feel so bad for Aaron.
I mean, he's like the best stepdad
ever. Yeah, he seems
like a good guy. Denise is so sweet.
Like, she did my show.
She did your podcast. She's so nice. She's so
professional. She works her fucking ass
off. She's doing like two, you know,
soaps, which is so much work. she doesn't get the money from charlie sheen and let's be honest he wasn't the
best i mean he put her through some shit that guy charlie right and so then it's like okay i'm gonna
do this show oh and the other thing is i think she gets paid the most in fact i know she gets
paid the most huh and i think she gets paid the most because she,
remember when Eileen was on and they said,
why does Eileen Davidson get paid the most?
Well, in acting, you have a quote.
So whatever your quote is, they kind of have to match.
So if I once was quoted to be on a talk show panel
and I was going to make 10,000 an episode,
then the next time they negotiate for me to be on a talk show, they go, well, we have the standard, which is it's got to be at
least 10,000 a week. So I think Denise had a very high quote for being a series regular on something
and therefore first year in, she's getting paid a lot while the other people like a Sutton is not
getting much at all. And even the ones that have been on a long time, they're paid a lot while the other people like a Sutton is not getting much at all. And
even the ones that have been on a long time, they're, they're making a lot like Kyle and Lisa,
but I think her initial money was probably very high. And I think that pissed them off.
And then I also think that she was so beloved the first season,
St. Denise, that they were kind of like, Hmm. You and I were to go on Housewives together,
I feel like we'd be really good because we've studied it. If you're playing a game,
but I wouldn't want to play a game with my life. No. I really wouldn't. I don't want to be on
reality television. God, do you imagine someone just trying to take down Peter? Nope. No. Making
fun of Peter or saying my kids are like you know disrespectful or not cute enough
like i don't need that yeah you know i think a lot of people will one they go for different
reasons but i think some people justify okay well if i do this it'll give me the platform to do x y
and z yes right and they tell themselves that but then they tell themselves that there's but it's
rare like if you look at all reality television stars like there's a handful small handful that
have actually taken it and then turned it into something else.
The majority just get obliterated in those settings.
When I have talked to Carol, I said, you're the only person that did the franchise and
kind of came unscathed because you had nobody.
You didn't have a husband and you didn't have a child.
And that's the way it should be
because otherwise
you're putting your marriage
in jeopardy.
You're putting your kids
in jeopardy.
But if it's just yourself
as a single girl,
it's kind of great.
Then great.
Go on trips.
That's what Bethany did.
Sell your lotion.
Right.
That's what she did.
But then she married Jason
and then, you know,
then that nightmare happened.
It does put your,
because I think some people want to put their relationship in jeopardy.
No,
because I can see how the conversation would go.
Lauren would come to me and she said,
Hey,
I want to do this.
No,
I don't want to do it.
But I'm playing it out.
I wouldn't want to do it.
It's not just that she'd come to me like,
Hey,
we should do this.
And we do this.
Like maybe people want,
if you'll listen to the podcast and we'll do this,
we will do that.
And like,
it'll be this great plot.
I wouldn't do that.
And I'd be like,
okay,
it'd be a dope.
And I'd be like, all right, like, to be a dope. And I'd be like,
all right,
like,
yeah,
maybe that could be good.
We could.
And then all of a sudden you get on these things
and the public's attacking you.
They're attacking your marriage.
The women are attacking me.
It's a blitter.
And then there's this constant stress.
I don't want someone else controlling my narrative.
I think Kristen Cavallari and Jay Cutler
put themselves out there on,
on their show.
And she got to be a producer.
That sounds more interesting to me. Well, they still got divorced.
Yeah, that's true.
No, but like I said earlier,
did I say that on our show or on your show
when I was saying like if it was going to put
the marriage in jeopardy, like there's not a price to, like I don't
want to do it. It's not worth it because then you end
up, you're like, oh great, like I have this problem.
Well, I think that's why kind of the future,
I think the future of these shows
are a little bit in jeopardy because people have been taken down people people go to jail people have
gotten divorced people have killed themselves like it's it's like wow you know it's it's a lot
and then the you know even in the beginning of this of these franchises that what social media
wasn't where it's at you know to be able to able to, you know, and sometimes a guy comes on,
he's 50, he's successful,
he's a great guy, he's happy,
you love him, you bring him on the show,
and then everyone's talking about his lack of a jawline.
And he has to see that.
And you were rude to your wife when she asked for the coffee.
And he has to hear that.
And now he's starting to fight with you. It hurts his ego his ego yeah and then now you're fighting because of these fucking like
bitches i would be writing really mean stuff about the people's looks as they're sitting
you know in their bed you know whatever in the middle of america like but i like seeing the
girls go on the trips i like i'm like i've accepted the husbands aren't going to be part of
it i'm i think the best cast and we talked about this on your podcast
the first one i was on it by far i mean we can agree is new york oh yeah so fun all the time
they just know how to bring it yeah and they they're they know how to forgive quickly so it
keeps the momentum of the show yeah well there's so many dynamics and histories between like all
the families
and who they were married to
and what the guy did and didn't do
or what they did and didn't do.
And it's like all this crazy.
And then when people were like,
oh my God,
they were so rude about Leah's tattoos,
you know,
like Ramona and Sonia.
And I go,
okay,
so now do you want them to be inauthentic?
Of course,
a woman,
you know,
in her mid fifties and up living on the upper west side
is not going to be a fan of fucking tattoos what's your deal what's your um gauge on leah i think
she's fucking cool i think she's fucking cool too but like if ramona was suddenly like i really like
that tattoo leah and i just wanted to know like what does that chinese writing mean because i
really find it like authentic that you tattooed that to your vagina you'd be like what the fuck is wrong with ramona like that's not ramona so it's like
i love that they're still themselves they're not trying to be politically correct what does
the man say about the tattoo to each his own we love say lovey i i don't have a tattoo
my children don't have tattoos but you know what if they did i'm fine with it
and what about sonia that's i just need? If they did, I'm fine with it.
And what about Sonia?
I just need to know and then I'll be done with it.
I fucked a guy with a tattoo.
She is an example of someone who has put herself out there 110%. What I like about Sonia is like she's not mean spirited.
Like a lot of these women, I feel like there's been times that they're not happy for other people's success.
They try to tear them down.
They say something really stark behind their back.
Sonia's just like, whatever.
You know, like she's just not mean-spirited.
So I think that's like,
even though she's a mess and she's drunk
and she's taking off her dress,
I think you can't not like her
because she's never been mean to the other women.
The other women have been mean to her sometimes, but she's never been mean to the other women the other women have been mean to her sometimes but she's never been mean what's your quarantine life like like is
are we still doing a rombauer with your salad from stanley's what's your situation i drink a lot
i've definitely gained some weight you look so good no but i know i thank you i appreciate it
but i know i've gained weight what's your day-to-day work i mean i work i have
an office i go to so i work at least four days if not five days a week um but i'm not traveling
so it's like i lost a half of my income and a half of my and half of my jobs so touring from
touring but that's actually been really nice um because have you done any of the virtual tour stuff yet no there's a lot of
people i did one i did one really kind of cool thing um on this like bachelor app where it was
like a bachelor like i mean like a bachelorette kind of a party and like giving advice and that
was fun but no i'm not i'm not excited to do that right at this point i mean let's see where we are
in a few more months. But at this point.
And what's it like being at home with your kids and your husband like more than normal?
I like doing stand up.
I don't miss packing a bag.
I don't miss going to LAX.
I don't miss stressing about the ticket sales.
I don't miss putting the whole show together.
So I mean, to be totally frank, like I just I'm lucky because I'm still getting such a
creative outlet with the show and with the, you know, a Patreon every week plus.
And so I get the love that it's just not live love.
And so and I'm not one of those like standups that are like addicted to it, that are like freaking out.
Who do they want you to impersonate the most?
They just say any impression, whatever.
And then sometimes it's like sometimes I'll just give like an inspirational message.
Like, you know, my wife is going through a hard time, whatever, anything pick me up.
And I try to like, you know, it's always funny, but sometimes it's so sweet.
And tell us about the Barbies.
I feel like Brokeback Mountain, like I so want to quit you because it's exhausting and I don't feel like it's appreciated the way it should be.
It's like breastfeeding.
And then something will come like this past week with Brandy's confessional about,
you know, what happened with her and Denise.
And I actually shot it in a little different way.
I acted like I was going to a therapist and the therapist had dolls to play with like
they do when a child has possibly been child molested.
And then I acted it out and that was kind of made it fun. And people really liked it. So I really love it. And then I
have a woman named Betsy who's like, we'll make the costumes and stuff like for the reunions.
How is quarantine going to affect the reality shows? What's going to happen?
They are filming like Dallas. They're filming OC. They're filming New Jersey.
So I guess some of them they are. I know they're filming The Bachelor. They put them all in a resort, the one with Claire Crawley.
Okay. They film it there and they knock it out all together. And I think like if I was the producer of like a hit show like This Is Us or something,
that's what I would be trying to do.
Like, where can we find a couple of houses?
Can we get all the scripts together?
And can we like just all be quarantined together?
I think if they can do some things like that.
You seem like your mentality is figure it out, make it happen.
If you can leave our audience with any piece of advice, maybe someone just starting out or someone
trying to break into the similar business that you're in, what would it be?
You know, whatever you like to do and you're creative and, you know, just put it out there.
So, you know, if it's something funny or comedy or whatever, write it down, make a video or like,
even if you think something's funny, just post it on Facebook, down, make a video. Or even if you think
something's funny, just post it on Facebook, see the response you get. If you get a hundred friends
that are like, that was funny, then just kind of mark it and start to build it and do your thing.
Advice I got, which is a very hard thing for people of this generation to accept,
which is when I started doing standup, they said, nobody should see you perform like no industry,
no agents for at least two years. And, you know, because you're green and you're not good. And
if you suck, they're going to remember that seven years from now when you're good.
And that's a very hard thing for people to accept. The minute they do standup,
when live shows come back, they, they film themselves, they post it. It's like, just take it down a notch. Take some classes, work on it. Maybe do some stand up around town and not post it. Get it to where it's kind of good. And I feel the same way with podcast. I know it's really easy. Anyone can have a podcast, but like.
I also think podcasting is practice too.
It's something like maybe if you're going to launch a podcast, maybe try practicing.
Maybe do 10 and then edit it down and pick the best four.
Right.
I mean, when we started this, we thought like, oh, it's so easy.
You just get on a mic and like talk.
And then you realize, as you know, doing it over time, it's not necessarily as easy as just getting on and having a conversation. You have to like do it in a way that keeps people
engaged in a conversation. Like people say, oh, it's just like listening to people at dinner.
I'm like, no, because if you've ever been in dinner conversations, sometimes there's a very
big lull and it's boring. Like you have to figure out a way to continue the conversation where you
can like take over someone's mind and say, okay, like we're just going to let this person go.
Joe Rogan said he didn't get comfortable in podcasting until episode 500. He does not feel
like he gained his stride in his craft that he's clearly so successful in until episode 500.
Like everybody's different. That's the same person that said like the only way you could
be good at stand-up is if you got up every night and did three shows. And I never believed in that
philosophy and I'm successful. Like that used to be the philosophy of standup. You have to get up every night for years.
And that's fine for some people.
But for other people, I'd be like in LA and I'd be like, oh my God, it took me an hour
to get cute and I ought to drive down here.
I'm waiting in this line to get up, you know?
And I'm like, oh my God, in five hours, I could have like actually like written something
or a script.
So I feel like time and everything.
I just feel like there's a different thing for everybody.
Being consistent, I think, is really important, whether it's YouTubing, all of that.
You have a rare talent, though, with the impressions.
You do very good impressions.
I don't think people...
You can maybe practice and learn stand-up comedy, but I don't know if you can...
I think that's a talent.
I don't know if you can just learn that.
I think you have to be able to... Maybe I'm wrong. Some people can learn it. For comedy, but I don't know if you can, I think that's like a talent. I don't know if you can just learn that. I think you have to be able to,
maybe I'm wrong.
Some people can learn it.
For me, it comes naturally.
I still could,
I still, if I had to do someone,
like I could study that and do it,
but usually it's just like comes to me as I'm like watching them or whatever.
And I appreciate other really good impressionists,
but I had a comedy manager recently,
maybe two years ago,
I interviewed him and he was like, I watched your standup
special, my first one. He's like, stop doing the impressions. And I go, well, I'm an impressionist.
He goes, no, you're not. You're a mimic. And he's like, you know, you got to get to, you know,
there's levels of people like Dave Chappelle. Come on i'm like you cannot fucking compare me to dave chappelle
that makes seven million dollars in netflix special who had a 500 million dollar or something
comedy central like there's certain people that like i'm like you can't compare their comedian
now he had a right to say that that was his opinion comedy is subjective yeah but that's
he's not your audience but someone like that will get into people's heads,
and they'll go, oh, okay, I'll just do the mom jokes.
I'll just do the marriage jokes.
Oh, my thing is making fun of my body.
That's all I'm going to do.
And it's like, no, I mean, that you should be
talking about things that keep you interested.
And if something works for a while,
and then you're kind of over it,
then fucking retire it and do something else the reason that you're so good
at impressions is because you get the person's little quirks and mannerisms that's why i think
it's like so good yeah and it's fun and i think people like it and people love it and the people
are doing the impression of usually like it yeah have you heard of andrew schultz yes who is that
again he's a comedian but like his story's similar to yours in the sense that like he
basically was told no by all these like different suits and agents and this and then he
took it in his own hands and decided to like start self-producing and he's creating like
some of the smartest comedy videos i've seen right now and it's you got to check him out
okay well but and he's just like commenting on everything that's going on and he's just
fucking blowing up and he just did this message the other day he's like the rocks following him
and charlamagne the god and like all these different people. And he's like, thank God I didn't listen to all the like agents and suits and non-creative
people that were trying to get in my head and tell me what to do or not to do.
And he's like, he's crushing it now.
But it reminds me because he went back to just like self-producing his own thing and
like took all the power back from all the people that we're talking about here.
Yeah.
Tell us about your show.
My special is um on amazon prime so you can rent it or you can buy it or you
can go to patreon.com slash juicy scoop and join my patreon in which then it'll live there um or
just go to heathermcdolland.net which has everything to you know follow juicy scoop the podcast watch
the special whatever what can we expect from the special it It's really great. It's just more stories about my life. It's edgy.
It's, you know, it's not totally dirty, but it's definitely not PG.
It's about, you know, I talk about my marriage, the kids, my own experience, me observing
other mothers, divorce, marriage, dating, just things that have happened, all things
that all true stories that have happened to me in the last couple of years. And yeah, I mean, husbands will love it. You don't need to drag your husband to
watch it. I'm telling you, the last couple of shows I did before quarantine, it was like half
straight men. They do like it. It's hysterical. I always have a laugh with you. What's the exact
date it comes out, you said? August 7th. August 7th. We will be definitely watching it in bed after we watch what's it called again? Um, the San Diego
murder. Oh, it's the, it's called dirty John, the Betty Broderick story. Yeah. We're going to watch
that and we're going to watch your special in one night. Betty Broderick's like six hours,
like six episodes. So you might have to milk it that out. Okay. We'll milk it out.
Lauren does this thing. We watch a show and she's like can't wait show's on for 15 minutes she falls asleep so it takes us like
hours and hours to get through where can everyone find you instagram at heather mcdonald and tiktok
and twitter is all at heather mcdonald and facebook is heather mcdonald comedy and you
guys join her facebook group it's really funny juicy scoop of sex it's a private private group
you have to listen to my podcast to answer the question because i don't want haters in my group i don't want people that actually
like the podcast to know who i am and um it's all all everything's at heather mcdowell.net
okay and follow her on instagram she's funny and check out her barbies heather thank you for coming
on thank you for coming on thank you if you like that episode definitely check out the first time
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