The Skinny Confidential Him & Her Podcast - Josh Flagg, Bobby Boyd, & Nikki Haskell On The Secrets To Success, Relationships, Sales, & Networking

Episode Date: December 24, 2019

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I will come to you. I hate when they go, can we help you? And they come back four times. It's just like, that's so salesman-y. The key to selling is to not sell. Is to make them feel like you are not trying to push it on them. And the key to selling is when they say,

I really like this house. And if you don't like it, say, this is what's wrong with the house. No, no, no. It's kind of psychology. It's kind of psychology. Are we going yet, Taylor? yet taylor oh we're going oh shit well merry christmas everybody it's not quite christmas it's uh christmas eve but uh welcome back sorry to hear that singing voice i didn't realize we were rolling you know i am nine months pregnant

and sober on christmas eve so think about me when you're downing your champagne, talking to Aunt Susan. Just dream of me. I dream about you every night. You do? I don't know about right now, though. Guys, welcome back to the show. Welcome back. We're closing up the year.

We're at the home stretch. So there's a lot going on in this episode. A lot going on towards the end of this year. But it is with Josh Flagg. Many of you guys may know him from Million Dollar Listing. He's on that show. Him and his husband, Bobby Boyd, came on the show. And then we were just surprised by our friend Nikki Haskell, who's been on this podcast before. So we had a little bit of a five-way conversation. It went a lot of different areas, but we try to rein it in here and there, but it gets all over there.

We had a five-way. And if you haven't listened to Nikki Haskell's podcast, you have to. She is this woman that my dad introduced us to. And she's so fab. She's like a socialite who's a writer, who has friends in all different kinds of places. She is moving and grooving and looks insane for her age. Episode number 204, if you guys want to check it out. We did that one back in, I think, July or so. And just to give context, Nikki is really good friends with Josh and Bobby. So to sit down and have a five-some with them was really fun. Lauren, how are you doing here? I

noticed as we get further along in the pregnancy, the complaints get even stronger. And so, you know, guys, for anybody that's out there wondering how I'm doing, I'm okay. I'm all right. He's okay. If you're worried about me, if you've been thinking about me because of the struggle I'm going through over this nine months pregnancy, I appreciate it. I'm here. He asked me to itch his back every single night. He asked me to rub him every single night. And then I asked him to rub me and he rubs me for two seconds. I give a good rub. But I go real quick and real hard, real fast. It's kind of how the baby... I didn't mean to. I know. It's kind of how the baby...

I didn't mean to go that way. That's kind of how the baby was made. So with that, I hope you guys are having so much fun at your Christmas parties or holiday parties. We just want to say happy holidays to everyone who's listened for the last year. We're so excited for 2020. And we're just going to get right into this episode.

Like I said, it's a fun, light conversation. And if you have kids in the car, maybe listen another time. With that, Josh Flagg, Bobby Boyd, and Nikki Haskell, let's welcome them to the Skinny Confidential Him and Her Show. This is the Skinny Confidential Him and Her. All right, you guys. So we have a packed studio. Let's go around the table and introduce ourselves to the audience. For those of you who don't know you guys, although I'm sure most of the audience knows you. We'll start with Bobby.

I thought ladies first. Ladies first. Oh, thank you. That's why she's here. I'm Nikki Haskell, and I'm a friend of Skinny Confidential. And I was also on the podcast, which was fabulous fun. Thousands of people came in and watched it. That's why I came back again.

I need more followers. Big Nick BH. Big Nick BH. That's also her license plate if you ever see her driving around. All right. Bobby. I'm Bobby Boyd, and I'm married to the crazy Josh Flagg. Okay.

And what else? I'm not going to give my resume. I don't want to embarrass you. No, give us your resume. We need your resume. We need a little background story. Like what? Like what you do.

Boring stuff. Where'd you grow up? What's your hobby? We try to go deep here. We need to know everything. By the end of this show, we're going to know a lot. I thought it was just blowjobs and anal lube, but all right. Well.

Stick around. Okay. So, yeah. Well, I mean, I grew up in Pacifica, California. I moved to LA 15 years ago and i've been in real estate ever since i got into real estate by investing my modeling money that's why josh fell in love with me you do have a great jawline oh thanks i'll take it yeah photograph for calvin klein divine oh big model big now i'm plus size yeah right so i tell him to keep

modeling he won't do it i don don't know why. You should. There's no money in it for men anymore. I'm curious about the money. It's just fun to say that you still model. Look at Tracy's ex-husband. He modeled until he was in his 40s. Well, he has that look. I don't.

You would get good Instagrams, though, for your feed. Yeah, then I can make some serious money. I was like, I want the money. How do we make serious money? It's the only industry we really were. I don't want to say that. Women dominate it. I mean, women make, like, if a guy's day rate,

my day rate was maybe like $4,000, $5,000, depending on who it was, but a woman could make $20,000, $30,000 for a day. It's just, I mean, good for them. The only chance that women have is to be a model. They get more money doing that than anything else. Yeah. Well, I didn't want to say that because I don't know about today's climate. Nowadays, they're saying, you know, there's equality going on and all that good stuff.

Equality means you don't get paid. Tell us how you really feel, Nikki. But they dominate it there. And so now you guys work together or separate? We met a long time ago. But when we started dating, I had my own real estate company with my best friend for like over a decade. And we decided along the way it would be beneficial to work together, like keep it all in the

family. That's had its trials and tribulations. I can't wait to get into that. I'm an open book, but this one over here, she might be cutting down the mic. I could kill us, will you say? Josh, we're going to crack you open. Let's get a little background here. So I grew up here in Los Angeles.

I went to brentwood school it's a private school in la i was kicked out in 11th grade so i attended beverly hills high school so did i what did you do what'd you do to get kicked out okay well first of all i knew that i wasn't going to college because real estate was my passion so i was basically getting d's because i could care less like what's the point of getting good grades if unless you're going to college you just want want to graduate. Unfortunately, in 11th grade, that didn't work out. So they said, bye-bye. And well, I also, I cheated on my like final exam, which is a good story too. I got caught with the, like my notes, whatever. And you know how like, there's also open book, like,

you know, you can, you can bring your notes, whatever. So I was like, I thought this was an open book exam or whatever. And the woman who came in was like, no, it's not. I just played it. I was like, I didn't know here. Just whatever. It's it's I'm sorry. I didn't know. And she walked away. And then I had to dispose of the notes because then she was going to be like, I wanted to be like, she's crazy.

This woman doesn't know she works in the theater department. She doesn't know what she's talking about. And so then I like didn't have a place to dispose of it because if I put it in the trash can, then they would find it. So I shoved it up my ass crack and I walked out of the library. Yeah. And so you shoved it up my ass crack and I walked out of the library. Yeah. Oh my God. Hold on.

You shoved it up your ass crack, your hole or your crack? No, I tried the hole, but it couldn't fit. It was actually, it was a little sharp, like the edges. Okay. Don't want to get paper cut. Smuggle it. Don't want to get a paper cut. I didn't want to get a paper cut in there.

So the next time I get caught cheating, I should shove it up my ass. Well, yeah, if you're still taking exams. Okay. Yeah, shove it up your ass. I mean, no one's going to like with Me Too and all this stuff today, like, no one's checking in there. You can just be like, yeah, go ahead. Check my ass crack.

Were they checking back then? No. But can you imagine? You'd be like, yeah, he touched my ass crack. Good luck. I bet you he's on a program that touched your ass crack. So did you get with the cheating notes? So then I had to go in front of the dean and a whole group,

and I knew I was fucked at that point. Are you allowed to swear on those? Yeah. Okay, so I was on. You had a dean? Of course. It and a whole group, and I knew I was fucked at that point. Are you allowed to swear on this? Yeah. You had a dean? Of course. It was a very prestigious school. We had principals. Yeah, we had a dean.

We had met before the committee, and they were like, okay, you're out of here. And I was thinking to myself, geez, couldn't you have done this like four years? I had to get to 11th. Literally, I can't go to the alumni parties now. Literally, I'm sitting one day. This is the best thing. I'm sitting having dinner at Brentwood Country Club with my family. We're having dinner and in walks, they're also having an alumni party there.

So all of them have to pass by me at dinner to go to their party. In the other room, I'm like, hi, not a part of you guys, but nice seeing you. And they're all looking at me like, you loser. Anyway, so then I went to Beverly, which was really interesting because they were teaching me stuff in 11th grade there that I was learning in like 7th and 8th grade at Brentwood, which really just shows you the difference between the public and private school. I didn't even know you could get kicked out of private school.

I thought you were just in. No, what do you mean? You can't really get kicked out of public school. I guess that's true. That's not true, you could get transferred. Yeah, you get transferred, expelled. My brothers did. They were bad kids.

You know a thing or two about that. Yeah, you get expelled, you get transferred, you get suspended. They do a good job keeping you out. I used to see it every morning. It was called EMD, early morning detention. They used to sit there and I was sitting with this enormously large woman that was the size of a small country. And literally-

Good for her. She was, no, nothing to do with that, but she was mean and evil. And she would literally just, she was a witch. So I was there every morning, 7 a.m. So how do you go from this to real estate? What's the middle part? Well, that was easy. I always loved houses.

I loved architecture. When I was a kid, you know, most kids were into sports and like pizza parties and all that dumb shit. And I was like into redecorating my parents and living room and stuff like that and looking at big houses in Beverly Hills and going to open houses. So that was kind of set. You knew you were going to be in real estate. Well, actually, when I was a kid, I thought I was going to be a theatrical agent.

Fred Savage, who was a really good friend of my sister, always said, you should be an agent. And I never forgot that. And then my uncle, who used to work at William Morris one day, was like, you don't even read Variety. You don't even know who's current. All you know about is Lauren Bacall. You're not relevant. And I was like, you know what? You're right. I don't really give a shit about this. Oh my God, you like old Hollywood? I love old Hollywood, but that's not relevant today. It doesn't translate. I love old Hollywood. By the way, where did Nikki go? I don't know. She just kind of- she just kind of left the middle of the interview it's always relevant i'm not gonna say i saw on her quality who she was on the phone with but

let's just say it was like a really major person which i can't repeat but it was like really big rhyme it to me rhyme it to me it was not trump but it was somebody almost as big anyway but not bad like joan collins no i would have I would have literally left also to talk to her. Her friends are like, her list is major. Joan Collins is like- Let's figure out what the fuck she's doing and get the fuck out of here. I know. Who needs this bitch?

Anyway, so yeah, so that's how I got into real estate. And yeah. And so how did you two meet? At a glory hole. Oh God. Is that true? No. Oh, I kind of wish it was.

We've never had a glory hole story on this show. Where'd you guys really meet? Like the real true story. The true story is we met forever ago now. I'm 35. I was 14 years ago. It was at the Abbey. And you weren't famous yet.

I don't even know if you're famous now. But what's going on with my headphones? Yeah, keep them on. I'm famous, but I'm not relevant. Here we go. Well, you know, listen. Oh, welcome back, Nikki. She's like, it's like living with Mariah Carey.

Only person probably that ever just left the middle of an interview to take a phone call. Nikki, did you just do a walk-off on me? You just did a walk-off. She was like, fuck this. It's not about me. I'm out. No, no, no, no, no. I had to take this call.

I saw who called. That was really funny. Matt Rich. Oh. He works with the president. Okay. I told you it was somebody high up. Secret service.

We'll let it pass. Was it the secret service? Yeah. Secret service. Because I'm going to the fundraiser today today for president trump really yes okay what does that entail i'll let you know it starts at three o'clock and say they said it's over at nine okay all right well we were discussing glory holes before you oh i'm glad i missed that you've been to one of those before haven't you moving right along's like, those days are over.

Okay, so go ahead. So you're at the Abbey. So yeah, it's like, you know, a typical Sunday, fun day, whatever. I have not met him yet. So I was there with my friends. He was there with his and he was wearing silk pajamas at the Abbey. That's fucking bullshit. I'm not even joking.

No, that is a lie. Silk pants and your little girly slippers. I can say this now because he makes fun of my fashion silk pajamas I'm going to get all this hate mail you're so mean to your husband it's just called marriage bitch so we have mutual friends

in common so whatever so he comes up we start talking and he's hitting on me and I'm like don't you have a boyfriend and his boyfriend

was there at the time and the long story short is that he gave me his number and he goes we would like to have a three way with her and I was like absolutely fucking not I don't think so wait hold on let me ask you this just do you ask

for the three-way via text he didn't ask for it i asked for it yeah but did you ask via text no basically come over tonight and let's have some fun give me his number and i think we might have exchanged a text or two and are you into the three-way absolutely not okay because he wasn't my cup of tea at the time not that i was looking great i mean i was painted orange and had spiky hair and wearing a deep v it was horrible everyone was at that time but but i was just he looked now i appreciate this about him but he was he looked you know like an older man i was like this is not my vibe but i was intrigued because he was so like charming and funny and i'm like i'd like to be his friend though and then we

just kind of we didn't talk a lot after that no we didn't and then it was like years had passed then we'd see each other out like in real estate or functions and i'd always say hi handsome how are you i was always intrigued with him so we'd flirt and then i would always ask him the same thing do you still have a boyfriend i would imagine that with men it's different with a three-way like it's just like more casual like a lot of dick yeah i just would imagine it's like hey you want to have a three-way like good game like very like easy well you dudes are all horny so it's like it's different that's why they're all sluts with like a girl like there's like a way to listen it's not gonna work the same if i was in a bar with lauren and i would just walked

up and said hey right nicky were there were there a lot of three ways going on at studio 54 or what you know i'm sure there were but for some reason i never was in a three-way no orgies you've never had a three-way no isn't that boring so boring boring i thought of all people you would have done something like that no i'm just so pedestrian proletariat it's terrible okay so i mean i had a lot of fun at studio i mean i wouldn't i wouldn't mind a little coupling up with Ricky Martin and his husband. I had a lot of fun.

Essentially, somebody sent me a picture of Brad Pitt the other day. Yesterday, you, and they were like, oh, my God, he's so... It was Katie and I. It's a new GQ. I was... I looked at that today.

She's having a comeback. I like him a lot. I think he's really handsome. Yeah, yeah. I thought he was so good. You're the only one that would throw Black Perry out of bed and Ricky Martin. I really don't think he's that hot.

He's looking good. He's looking good. Have you seen Ricky lately? Oh, Jesus. Ricky looks good, too. Where was obsessed with him. I don't think he's that hot. He's looking good. He's looking good. Have you seen Ricky lately? Ricky looks good, too. Where was I with Ricky lately? Probably Eugenio or somebody. He was just on the cover of Beverly Hills Magazine. He looked real good.

And now he lives in town. He's lived in town for a long time. So how long have you guys been dating? Married. Married. Married over two years together for? So still new, but feels like a long and who asked who asked who to get married me duh you asked him yeah and you knew he was like the love of your life yeah i

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So you guys live together now, obviously. You're in a rental right now waiting on your home that you're building together. I want to know how it is to work together and also build a home together and nightmare on elm street it's very stressful what's the real deal give us the real you think it's gonna last oh absolutely just stressful see the thing about josh is he immediately well you did everything quick but he moved in with me because he lived in a hotel so when we started dating he literally moved in when he broke up with his boyfriend he moved into my house right away and he lived with me for a year and a half you never saw this side of him that we have now which is like well when you're talking about you guys like how he has to have his way

or your opinion it's like i have to make a compromise on a compromise on a compromise it has to be his way and i never saw that so that's why when i say it's like nightmare on elm street it's we're not fighting over like why i like this pink and you like that pink it's like drastic changes like he wants like betty white furniture and i want tom ford and so we're trying to like furniture it's just i mean you go very vintage by the way i do need to which i like some of really good collection i like a plethora of different things, but he likes one. That's called eclectic. But I do actually need to know because they're going to put plaster or wood paneling in the

guest room. So I kind of need to know right away. That's going to be plaster. Okay. Good to know. Duh. Well, no, wallpaper or, you know, I need to know that. It's really important.

Who makes the decisions? Like at the end of the day. He thinks I make all the decisions, but it's because he doesn't put his opinion. He'll be just. We don't want their listeners to tune out. Let's not lie well no like i'll be like let's go to dinner tonight and he won't suggest the place about major things we're talking about like houses well i don't i don't want to live in the flats because i'm like that's where families live where you know at the time in your early 30s that's not where you want to live if you're not

planning on having kids in my opinion i like a view or something sleek and sexy until we have kids and he's like i'm with you do you want to move in together yes you know what why i think it'd be interesting to work together for real estate is you understand the history of the city right and you know the places which is very important yeah a lot of agents here they're you know they want to show you something new built uh that's not so appealing to me that's what i always say when i go on a listing appointment for instance if i go on a listing appointment in a house in beverly hills and they're anything for agents, which is very funny.

This happened, I'll tell you this happened the other day. I always know I'm going to get it if it's an old house in Beverly Hills, because truthfully, a lot of my competitors sell these modern white boxes with views in the hills. I don't understand that market. I can sell it. I've sold a ton of them, but I don't. Like the McMansion ones. Yeah, but that's not my field.

Like my, I get passionate with these. Like I just, you know, went into F. Scott Fitzgerald's old house the other day, or it was Edward G. Robinson. This guy was blown away with the history. I said, look, you can hire any agent, and you can hire an agent that tells you the top dollar because they want the listing, even though they don't think it's really worth it. But guess what? When I'm selling this house, I know the history. I grew up here, and that comes out and translates to a buyer who walks through the front door. And they were like, you got the listing. And people like to buy history in Beverly Hills.

They want to know that Cary Grant lived in the house. Cary Grant lived in a lot of houses. He lived in Tony Curtis. I've been in a hundred houses. I had the listing on Tony. It says Owlwood. And then Cher bought it afterwards. Then Ghazi Aida. And then Cher bought another one that he had on St. Cloud.

Correct. Before that was Carolwood. It was 141 South Carolwood. But then it went to the arms dealer Ghazi Aida. Isn't that a great name? Michael, I want history in depth. So let's go, let's like, let's unwind this a little bit. How do you, how do you start?

You know what I do sometimes? I'll go like for auction. They'll auction me off. I know that's like a whoring myself, but I will take people on tours of Beverly Hills. Like the other day we were at Barlow. It's a respiratory hospital. And I just came, I was a little, I had a couple too many drinks. And I just got on stage.

It was, by the way, I was just an invitee. And I said, here's what I'll do. Start with $5,000 and I will take you on a tour of Beverly Hills and take you through all the best houses. And one of my best friends is Carrie Brillstein. And I don't know if you remember the name, Brillstein Gray. It was like, it still is like one of the biggest companies ever. So Carrie and I were there.

I just said, Carrie, I'm going to go up on stage and I'm going to auction myself off. It sold for $10,000. One hour of my time, I took people around. You know what? Whoever's watching this now, if somebody wants to donate $10,000 to Cedars, I will take you around Beverly Hills on a tour and take you to the pole lounge for lunch. That's another thing I want to talk to you about. And you can sleep with my husband.

You're on the board of something with Cedars, right? Yeah, how'd you know that? We researched a little bit. I'm on the board of governors of Cedars. People don't believe this thing because I grew up here that like i was handed these things i mean sure it helps to be like yeah like this person like i can drop like oh this person knew my grandmother blah blah blah but the truth of the matter is i started door knocking which by the way you're not allowed to do in beverly hills it's against the law i started door knocking so you can't knock

on someone's door and say is this house for sale you can't knock on the door and be like, you know, like solicit and be like, hey, do you want to sell your house? No, you can't. How about, can I come for dinner? You can do that, sure. There's actually one agent that's really funny in Beverly Hills. I'm going to say his name, but any real estate agent in Beverly Hills listening to this would know what I was talking about. It literally will just crash parties and just like show up at people's houses. It's the weirdest thing ever. There's a lot of people like that. Yeah, well. To get clients. They didn't tell me not to come anyway uh where was i going with this so we're just talking about how you started getting your clientele i swear to god i started knocking on doors i'll never forget one day i

knocked this one of the first listings you remember a guy named dennis woodruff used to drive around like sunset billboard in this crazy beat-up car with like he wanted to make movies and it had like his advert it was like a legend cadillac convertible so it was it was green something it was like a beat-up car and he would just hand out yeah yeah whatever and he answers the door i go you want a referral fee he goes yeah i go get me this listing because i knew they were selling whatever and so that was one of the first i don't know i just knocked i was always aggressive how big of a part of your life is the show when you say how big what do you mean like is it taking up 50 of your life is the show? When you say how big, what do you mean? Like, is it taking up 50% of your time? Is it 10% of your time?

How much do you spend working on the show? It's a lot of time because keep in mind, like the Housewives or any of these other shows, they can film it in three months. You have to follow escrows, escrows, like actual deals. So when you're filming 10 deals, like each deal is maybe an average month and a half, that's, you know, a good 10 months of filming.

You know, we stopped filming literally like two weeks prior to the show airing. And we actually film while the show is airing. Because say you're on episode one, we could still be filming episode seven or eight because by the time it's 12 episodes, that's three months. So we don't technically have to be done before the whole show is finished and sent to the network. And do you guys film together a lot?

Yeah. Not so much this season, but the last few, yeah. I mean do you guys film together a lot yeah not so much this season but the last few yeah i mean you guys are like so intertwined i need to i want to like really go into this you're so intertwined yeah we're gonna have a different 2020 i think i don't know what that means i stopped what do you mean by that well i haven't filmed a lot with the show this year i just feel like it's good to let him do it. I didn't want to do it to begin with, but he wanted it and it was part of his life and his parents kind of convinced me.

I'm like, all right, if it's real, I'll shoot it and the show is real. So I just had other friends around reality TV where it wasn't. So that's the good thing about Hish. That's probably why it's on for 12 seasons is that it's actual real lives and real deals and it's real.

So that's appealing. But yeah, doing that i was like i would take a step back i mean building the house since we've met it's been non-stop it's been chaos i mean the first year was this is like the the womp womp part but like my parents were sick and passing away so we had that and then we had six deaths in the family since we got together well it's not halloween yet well if you imagine can you add that and building a house well i didn't start but i'm saying that was our first year and then it was engagement that was planning a wedding getting a house together i had an affair with nicky which didn't go over so well

i thought we were still having an affair we are but he knows about it now it's not an affair what is it it's just you know we're we're open we're in an open relationship only with you open table fine by me less work for me so yeah it's just it's never stopped and then even like last year we got this new building together it was like 14 units brand new construction by the old madeo that took up a lot of time i was like the lead on that which was fun and so we wanted to film that it's just been consistent and then we closed on the house last year and started building that and i'm like you know i think i need a little less josh flag in my life and more like my hubby because always being there and supporting him and filming and doing all

this stuff you start to lose who you were like who i was like i told him the other day i was like i miss being bobby boyd i just miss being me stopping you i don't understand you always say that who's stopping you i really don't get it well who's stuck do you think i like have a lock on the door a chain and pull like don't go it who's stuck do you think I like have a lock on the door a chain and pull like don't go out with your friends go do whatever you want

I relate to this though because Michael and I are in business together I don't get it I really wish I did no sometimes I just want to be like his girlfriend or wife

like he woke up this morning and he wants to talk about our will you know why we're very similar I have a full thing literally set up like literally down to the T

like everyone is good. Like I really am concerned with that stuff. My housekeeper is in the will. Everything is set. At seven in the morning I don't want to talk about my will.

I want like a pat on the ass. Well, when do you want to talk about it? You get home, you're tired. You really want to talk about death? Get it over in the morning. No, I want him to schedule it in my calendar.

I like to get the hard shit out of the way first so I can just enjoy the rest of my day. Do you know what I mean? I open my eyes and he goes he starts asking me

like questions about money and work and I'm like you gotta you gotta put this on my calendar when should he talk about it he can put it on my calendar

for an hour meeting we'll go to morrows he can talk about it then but when I wake up in the morning I want to kiss a pat on the ass I want to be told

how hot I am I want that too maybe get me a cup of coffee. I'd love some unsweetened coffee. I'd like that too. Where do I sign up? Where do I sign up? Now we're talking.

I'll just take the pat on the ass. I'll come over here and I'll just pat you on the ass. Get the coffee. How did you guys meet Nikki? Honestly, I think we just literally met through going to the Beverly Hills Hotel. Or did we meet through, do we have mutual friends? We actually became frenemies. We weren't enemies.

Oh, shit. It's going down. We became friends when we went to that Project Angel food. Oh, that's right. So Bobby got me into this thing called Project Angel food. Which I've been involved with for years. There you go. So we were there together.

It was a charity event. That was actually good. Bobby and I raised $35,000 that night by auctioning off to sleep with Bobby. Oh, my God. No, actually just to come to our house for dinner. So we ended up being two nights with 180 people. By the way, the house is not even finished yet. So come April, we're fucked.

If it's not done, it will be done. But in any event, yes. You didn't have the party up at the house you're at now? No, it's a different setup. This is, we have a big backyard. But anyway, so yeah. I can get 150 people in that house easily. We had 110 the other night.

But that was not for a sit-down dinner. Oh, for a sit-down dinner. Even if we covered the pool, it wouldn't work. But in any event, so. You use the house next door yeah i don't know if he owns that's the water vitamin water guy i don't know if he doesn't need our to rent a house he's good just take it over there's nobody there that's true they didn't tell yeah you know you can actually if you squat on a property for five years and pay the property taxes you can claim it yours do you know that i had a girlfriend that that happened to so i think she did that you just show up so you can just take a room and just say the house taxes, you can claim it yours. Did you know that? I had a girlfriend that that happened to. She did that.

You could just show up, you could just take a room and just say that. Say the house is abandoned and you literally just squat there for five years and prove you're there and you paid the taxes every year on it, you're good to go. So instead of asking me about my will every morning,

go squat and do something productive. He probably does squat in the morning, he's on the toilet. Oh man. Okay, so listen, this is a good therapy session. We're getting a lot out here for both of us, for everybody. I have three shrinks, by the by the way literally i have one for ruminating i do a lot of

ruminating okay i have one for you know the pill pusher okay and then i have one that you know regular shrink and does both bobby and i does it often yeah you are literally bills for shrinks every month they're like 30 grand shut the fuck up sure 30 grand a month maybe not 30 but i would 30 grand a month no i'd say a good like five or six who the fuck spends Sure 30 grand a month Maybe not 30 30 grand a month No I'd say a good Like 5 or 6 Who the fuck spends 5 or 6 thousand dollars On therapy a month

That's a lot of money Why do you have to go to therapy You look very together to me He's high It's a facade Please We don't know what he would look like Without the therapist

We don't know what he would look like Without medication Really My friend Carrie the other day She's like Did you take your full dose today Or half dear What happens What do you take You just go off the rails'll just totally get in my own mind and i'll start

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into the show he is for sure who's more i'm upset like i don't have to wash my hands or push buttons over and over again he's really dirty he doesn't clean anything i'd like to totally like i don't care about that stuff it's more about his like uh he obsesses over his like image or about something that didn't happen right you have perfection you'll outgrow that you'll outgrow that it's been 34 years of it when is it a long time well the first two years i used to talk him down and be didn't happen right you have perfection you'll outgrow that you'll outgrow that it's been 34 years of it when is it a long time well the first two years i used to talk him down and be like you're young you're good looking you're successful you're on a tv show like that doesn't fucking matter i'm like you could be working at starbucks like what else what are you talking about like

you have everything going for you and you're like i hate my life it's overachiever syndrome i don't know in any event what are we talking about do you get depressed all the time what like what really oh yeah i never get depressed really never what's what's the what's the key to that i don't know i think i was just born that way overdressing what is like what's the what's the root cause you know what it is with nikki i think she's gets busy that's why i think you're never i. I know how to deal with life. I can compartmentalize things. Like if something really horrible is happening, I can just take it over, put it over there and just get on with my life. I can do that too. I'm very superficial. I do not drive myself crazy. I do not punish myself. I don't do any of that.

If I make a mistake, I made a mistake. I compartmentalize too. I try to teach my husband this all the time. You have to do that. I get depressed all the time. I think it might be a woman thing. It's not as easy as said. I think it is a skill that you develop being able to compartmentalize too. I try to teach my husband this all the time. You have to do that. I get depressed all the time. It might be a woman thing. It's not as easy as you said it. I think it is a skill that you develop being able to compartmentalize things. I mean, I'm not thrilled all the time.

Sure. Don't get me wrong, but I can deal with whatever it is. And if things are so terrible, my whole body just shuts down. I lay down on the bed and I fall asleep. I mean, it just happens automatically. And when I wake up, I'm fine. I'm the same way as you. What's your birth sign?

Gemini. Me too. I'm a Taurus, so we're right close up there. I never know what I'm getting over here. You never know what day it is. There's two of us. I literally live with two people. Well, it's okay.

I wake up, I'm like, I wonder which one's coming out today. Who's coming out today? Do you guys have any tips for working together, living together, doing everything together? Separate offices and separate bathrooms. I think separate bathrooms, too. Separate bathrooms are the key to happiness. Yes. I don't know why, but what is that?

Because let him go have his masturbation shack in the other room, and I just want my cute pink. Who does that in the shower? Oh, fine. Please don't do it in the bed. I have new sheets, Michael. You're going to have some private space, right? Yes. It's important.

I don't know about man caves, but. Michael has has his man cave there's like cocoa butter in there i don't use i just i just we just got you guys some wood i don't use cocoa butter yeah whatever he is he's like i use the shampoo it's fine i want to close him off in his shack like or not his shack his man's bathroom this is going all over the place so wait okay so what do you get depressed about like i'm not a single thing it's just like i every some days you have it sometimes you're not like i'm not like an alexander mcqueen i'm not gonna kill myself i'm just saying well no i'm just saying like a lot of people that are successful just you're just i'm not always depressed i just you go in you go out just get low yeah i'm not manic i'm not sitting at home like with a knife

you know i have a question and i have this question for everyone at the table and I get really obsessed with this question. What's your morning routine? Masturbation. Really? Every morning? He sleeps in late. I don't know. I get up at six. Me too. I get up at six. I don't understand people. I cannot get up. Okay, Nikki, what's your morning routine? Walk us through it. So I wake up quite early. Okay. First thing I do when I get out of bed is I make my bed if my maid's not there, and I take a bath, and that's it. I don't drink coffee. I don't eat anything, and I'm ready for the day. The minute I get up, that's how good I'm going to be the whole day. Josh, what's your morning routine?

I sit in the shower for a good 30 minutes. There's a seat in there, and I have a notepad. It's a waterproof notepad. What time do you wake up, Josh? Shut up. Yeah. Where do you get up? It really depends. If I don't have an appointment until 10, I'm going to wake up at 930. If I have an appointment at 8 or 9, I wake up at 8.

Yesterday, I went to the Glenn Center. I had a 9 a.m. appointment. So I woke up at, I don't know, 745, 8. It just depends on the day. So you're in the shower with your notepad. Yeah, it's full. And by the way, I put one in your shower. You haven't even looked at it yet.

And I wrote a nice little love message in there. You're in the shower. You're taking notes. Then what? And then my rumination doctor or whatever said start meditating so sit there for a minute whatever when you meditate what do you do you're not supposed to do anything you're supposed to just sit there and not think i can't it's really hard i'll tell you that much i even think when i sleep so hard it's hard because the human mind can only not think about three especially if

i have add it's like literally non-stop my mind is going all the time. But you're trying. My mind goes nonstop. Yeah, then I get in the car, go to the office or whatever I do for the day. He has two offices, his office and the Beverly Hills Hotel. Which is true. I actually have a phone jack line in the hotel. Do you go to the pool lounge? What do you do? Pool lounge.

And you just sit with your computer? I'm there three times a day. Okay, but here's my thing. Say you're working on your, you're really like, you're doing, you're ruminating, you're working, you're doing your thing. Do people come up to you? Yeah, all the time. But keep in mind though, like, that's really good for business.

Like, I'm not there, like, look, let's say we're on vacation or whatever. I'm not there for business. But think about it. If you're in a really nice hotel and people know who you are and you're lounging there in the sun and they come up to you and say, I want to buy a $10 million house. How cool is that? Very, very true. I like that tactic. We stay at the Four Seasons Maui every year, right? I figure over the last 10 years,

we've probably spent three quarters of a million dollars there. Keep in mind, when you're there for three weeks, I mean, this is over 10 years. I would suppose that people that bothered me there over the years in selling houses, I've probably made $2 million. So think about it. I basically had a free hotel ride and made $1.2 million. I love the long game. And what's your morning routine?

I wake up between like 6 and 6.30. I take my dog out to go for a walk, make coffee, put on Good Morning America, look at all my emails, see if there's anything that's important that i need to respond i get anxiety if i'm gonna forget something if there's nothing important then i just continue to watch it sometimes i'll watch like a show from bravo the night before what's your bravo show almost all of them i mean i love obsessed with bravo i mean housewives love all the housewives what's your favorite well nini leaks is my favorite yeah but i think oc is really boring although i like all the girls.

I think it's just boring this season. We need a little spice. We need something. Yeah. Dallas is really good this year. Have you started it? Dallas is so good. I love Dallas.

That Leanne, man. She's- Love Leanne. I told- Michael was asking about her the other day. I'm like, she's gold. Yeah, I want to be her for Halloween for sure. Actually, I'm having my costume made right now.

But I'm- What is it? I'm going to have a party. I'm going to be Freddie Mercury. Oh, that's hot. That's good. But I'm having like the royal look that he had made where you go i don't i've never dressed up for halloween once did you have you were what's his face oh i was carl lagerfeld one time it was really weird i looked like it was not did you do the white hair and everything it's not a good

carl it's my favorite religious i'll take you to to make a curl legger for me? Of course. I'll take you with me then, Nikki. You guys don't coordinate your costumes together. That's interesting. Is Halloween a religious holiday? No. Yeah, yeah. I was sitting at La Dolce Vita the other night, and I just know whenever I see somebody, I'll be like, guess who's across? She'll be like, oh, it's one of my best friends. I know him really well.

I'm sitting at La Dolce Vita, and this man is speaking really loud, and he looks like a mafioso from New York. And I'm looking at him for a while. I'm like, this guy looks familiar. I don't even know who he is. I'm like, this guy looks familiar. I don't even know who he is. But then he starts talking about he's in the White House. He's talking about Donald Trump. He goes, oh, yeah, look at this table.

Trump says to him, Thomas Jefferson wrote on this table. Now I'm writing about it. And he starts talking about politics. I'm like, OK, this is a big deal guy. He's like, I gave $25 million to this campaign. $25 million. I'm like, who the fuck is this guy? I'm looking at him. And finally, the waiter brings him some cheese or something for his pasta. And he goes, what is that? So I'm thinking to myself, what? He can this guy? I'm looking at him. And finally, the waiter, you know, brings him like some cheese or something for his pasta.

And he goes, what is that? So I'm thinking to myself, what? He can't see what's in front. I go, iPod or whatever. I go, it's Steve Wynn. Immaculate generation. So then I Google. I go, it's Steve Wynn.

And then I'm like, oh, he's with Robert Day. I go, guess who's here? And Nikki's like, oh, two of my best friends. I look at his phone. I look at Robert Day's house. Well, look at that. And then she goes, oh, yeah, I've been on his boat. What a boat that is.

Yeah, always. I love Steve Wynn. I've known Steve Wynn since the early 70s. I would tell you he's house. Look at that. And then she goes, oh, yeah, I've been on his boat. What a boat that is. I love Steve Wynn. I've known Steve Wynn since the early 70s. I would tell you he's a very entertaining, like really loud, like the whole restaurant was listening to him. And his wife has been a friend of mine since she was a little girl. I was at her first wedding. Elaine or the new?

No, no. His new wife, Andrea. When she got married in Saint-Tropez, she came in a white carriage, like a princess with a big, huge crown. Very Disneyland. It was fabulous. Saint-T San Tropez you know about San Tropez yes I can't believe that I missed you this year in San Tropez we missed you missed you too you you were like the girl about town in San Tropez always like what's your plan and schedule when you go there it seems like you live a very full life when you're down there I I'm on the Clive Davis train. Wherever he goes, I get up in the morning. I'm always fully dressed,

no matter what. You know, you could say, we're going here, we're going there. I'm always ready. I go into the port every day, come back to the house. Do you go to what's it called? What's that restaurant? The Red Oni? Seneca. Seneca. Meet my friends at Seneca. I work out with the Star Cruncher by that time. Oh my God. meet my friends at Seneca I work out with the Star Cruncher by that time I paint I paint in the morning

and then we go to lunch and then we come home and we change clothes and we go to dinner it's like that same thing every day do you dance every night there? do you go out dancing every night? no unfortunately I would go out dancing every night but I could never find anybody to go with me everybody's such a stick in the mud

but this year because Clive launched a new song, a new Whitney Houston song. Oh, yeah, The Higher Love. Higher Love. So I took it to all the discotheques. It was great fun. I know all the disc jockeys. How'd you get the music?

He had an... An aux jack. Oh, an aux. Like back in the day in New York, that's what they used to do. They used to give their CDs or tapes to the DJs. I launched every one of them. I launched, you know,

It's Raining Men on the Bridge of Studio 54. You know, we had all, we had the Weather Girls. They were called Two Tons of Fun. You know, and we had, and I launched Enough is Enough. Is that Donna Summer? How would you get the music to release it? Would Donna Summer just give you a copy of her disc?

No, my friend Paul Jabara wrote it with Bruce Roberts. Don't they like to launch things like on the radio? Like it's a bit like, it'd be like me releasing an episode of Million Dollar Listing before it's allowed to be on air. Like, how can you do that? Well, see that way that it works.

Disco was sort of dead at the time. So we launched it on the bridge of Studio 54. Then all the discos started playing it. And then it became popular. So it was a reverse psychology as opposed to breaking. But weren't these people already big? They wouldn't want that. You know, you think nothing is ever etched in stone.

And everything you launch is always a different MO. You know, you can't... There were no rules back then. There were no rules now. Well... You know, I mean, it's hard to get things on the radio. There's a couple, but... You know, it's very difficult.

Yeah. There's a couple. But it was so much fun in Santa Fe. Did you go to the car when you were there? No, because I was pregnant. Well, you can go to the car when you're pregnant. I would definitely skip Santa Fe if I was pregnant. Let meTropez. Did you go to Le Cav when you were there? No, because I was pregnant. Well, you can go to Le Cav when you're pregnant. I would definitely skip Saint-Tropez if I was pregnant. Let me tell you.

What are you going to do? She was fucking pissed at me. Torture is going to the south of France and not being able to have wine at lunch. Really? Yeah, that's great because I'm wasted all day long. It was hard. The plan was we were going to go there and try while there and have fun. But then I jumped the gun here.

I had a couple too many margaritas at El Coyote and then seed in the gut grapes thanks for that michael i so i was just having to bottle a wine by myself baby parties i think the baby's just gonna come with us we're not gonna have baby parties i don't think i'm gonna be like that how excited are you are you gonna just drink the minute it pops out i want champagne in the delivery no i'm saying that i guess technically you could have a glass of rosé before the present what is it gonna the kid's gonna come out fucked up like it's the last actually a week or something after your first trimester here's my thing though with it i like i know like europeans drink and everything but this is how it feels this is how i explained it imagine do you have a dog who has a dog here anyone have a dog okay imagine every single

time you took a hit of a cigarette it went into the dog's face oh yeah no you wouldn't have a dog? Okay. Imagine every single time you took a hit of a cigarette, it went into the dog's face. Oh, yeah. No. You wouldn't take a hit of a cigarette, right? Nope. Okay. Even though, let's say you love cigarettes because I love wine. It just feels something weird about like-

You think your baby would come out being an alcoholic? No. We're not going to come out messed up. No, that's not what I think. In fact, I don't judge anyone that wants to do anything. You just don't want it when you're pregnant. And that's really weird for me to say. My mother smoked and drank when I was. And look how perfect you came out.

Perfect in every way. I should get what your mother did. Your mother did it right. Nobody ever said anything then. Everyone's so paranoid these days. This has gotten to the point where everything is too paranoid. You can't do anything. You can't do, you should see the list of stuff that you can't do now.

It's insane. We didn't tell anybody for five months because we knew as soon as we did all the crazy advice comes in like the other day we're drinking a green juice people want is it pasteurized i don't fucking know that it's green juice it's not gonna it's organic you can't have fish you can't be in a room though where there's paint like what the hell do you think they did this in the 50s everyone came out normal somewhat yeah well somewhat normal somewhat. Somewhat. Normal-ish. Somewhat, I mean normal. Yeah, I think they're cooler. So I want to know,

what do you guys think is the recipe to your success when it comes to real estate? We have totally different ways. Mine is I totally focus on customer service and I keep it very, it's a small shop for me, for sure. So like I'm hands-on, like I don't have an assistant.

Sometimes I borrow one of his, usually Wiley, Wiley Coyote. But I do everything from the first meeting to the marketing, to the advertising, to writing the offer, the counter offers, holding their hand, being their therapist. And when you're one person, you can only do that with so many deals.

So I have a small shop. I'll never be as big or successful financially as Josh, but I like how I roll. I like how I do things. How are you talking about we share money? I'm talking about I have my own career though. So it's the same thing. Oh, I thought you were talking about, okay. And what do you think is the secret to success? Okay. Let's say we go on vacation. Okay. We're in the South of France. I love talking to people.

I love to kibitz. It makes me excited. That's fun for me. Bobby just doesn't want to be, like, don't talk to him on vacation. You're forgetting your number one thing of why you're so successful. No is what i'm saying this is i think because i socialize and i you know i was at ralph lauren the other day one of the biggest people in the world i can't say the name worth four billion dollars you know what does it rhyme with i know i literally cannot say this one i and i'm now that to us give us the initials you wouldn't know the initials but anyway but anyway yeah no anyway but literally like we're putting an offer on a 25 million dollar house Give it to us. What are the initials? Give us the initials. You wouldn't know the initials. But anyway, it's not Warren Buffett. Thank you. Yeah, no, anyway.

But literally, we're putting an offer on a $25 million house. Just from shopping for curtains at Ralph Lauren. You know what that shows you? You have to shop more. Well, you know what? The curtains are $100,000. The commission's $1.2 million. So I really scored.

Yeah, but just in case there's anybody listening that actually wants advice, is there's a lot of people that kibitz or talk or social, and they can't even close the deal to save their life why you're so successful is that out of what the 30,000 agents or whatever 100,000 agents we have in southern california that are trying to sell something you have a knowledge that like supersedes whatever they have like no well i'm not i'm not blowing smoke up your ass it's true i find I find that both of you are extremely professional. You don't realize how professional you are.

I don't think I'm professional at all. But you are. No, I get to the point. But you have a great reputation. Professional is different. Professional won't sit with a client and within five minutes go, fuck you, shut up, you don't know what you're talking about. That's not professional.

But it works. But you don't talk to clients like that. Absolutely. That's when they come back. Not in a mean way. I'm like, fuck you, you have no idea what you're talking about you're gonna buy this house instead they like it you just gotta be like casual i hate when i'm so it's like you go to sax and you want to buy a pair of underwear and the person's following you around it's like fuck off get let me buy my underwear on my own if i need your help i will come to you i hate when they

go can we help you and they come back four times it's just like that's so salesman the key to selling is to not sell is to make them feel like you are not trying to push it on them. And the key to selling is when they say, I really like this house. And if you don't like it, say, this is what's wrong with the house. No, no, no. It's kind of psychology. It's like making them not think that you're- It's like a romance. Yeah. It's kind of like how I got Michael. The strategy sounds familiar. No, but it's true. I mean, trying to sell by selling, it sounds counterintuitive,

is the wrong way. Anytime we bring somebody on for this business and they're going and they're so hungry to get this i'm like listen it's not gonna work like you have to be able to you you have to be willing to walk away i always say to act like a poodle act aloof it's so works it works in everything i love poodles too just be like meh could take it or leave it take it or leave it take it or leave it you know my life's gonna go on with her without you exactly no i don't think like that i will nail the deal but i will walk away professional you both of you are he's more professional i'm not i don't think i'm professional but but you make more money so there you go it's your knowledge it has nothing to do with if i had your knowledge i'd be a billionaire because i am so professional and i think people do respect that

like when i walk in you're the most important person in the room i'm not so i don't talk about myself a lot i don't give my accolades i'm like i'm there to like build you up and make you feel important you know pierre burge was pierre burge okay so you probably knew him let me guess no i didn't really somebody i'm gonna put that on down did you know you've said lauren yes okay did say that anyway pierre burge was his husband or his you know lover at the time but he was his muse He based it, so Bobby's like my muse. That's important. Thank you, dear. I guess it's about that anniversary time again.

Did I get a blowjob tonight? No, only Hanukkah. Hanukkah. Hanukkah Harry. What's the secret to a great blowjob? Oh, man. He's really good. I'm actually really, well.

Am I getting in trouble from Bravo, the network for Thailand? No, you can do this on podcast, right? You can do it everywhere. Wait, I need specifics. Sex with Emily came on here and told me all about, what can do this on podcast, right? You can do it everywhere. Wait, I need like specifics. Like Sex with Emily came on here and told me all about, what's it called? A frillanium? What? What's it called, Michael?

Frillanium. No, it's a part of the penis. It's a part of the penis. There's this one little tiny part that you're supposed to rub when you're giving a BJ. And she told me. You're actually supposed to lick it. Does it work when you're masturbating too? No.

Yeah, you could do it when you're masturbating, but it's more of you gotta hire somebody to come in there and do it for you so i want to like get specific and graphic on what's the key i'm actually teach both of our best friends who's we i guess we won't say because of the wife but no james harris on my show so i'm really friendly with his wife as well and when we go on vacation i'm like come on you got to give him more blowjobs she's like i don't really like it i want to So I teach all the wives how to how to give them. Teach all the audience now. Well, I can't really teach it because it's radio. Give us a little bit like a little.

The thing is, you can't treat it like it's a porcelain doll. Like a guy wants, you know, aggressive one. They want it. Like, stop. Don't act like if you're a guy. Don't act like the husband. Tell him how much you like it. You like it.

You like it. It's a one night stand. So this is the only shot you got. This is one night stand where, you you know you need a lot of saliva and you need a lot of sound effects michael called me the hoover damn the other night so i should take that as a compliment that is a compliment not the hoover damn the hoover vacuum oh the vacuum well the hoover damn would mean that he got you really wet so that's good listen no she would be the hoover i have no complaints in that department it's fine it's good i No, she would be the Hoover. I have no complaints in that department.

It's fine. It's good. I think it's one of the keys to a successful marriage. I don't mind doing it. I don't mind doing it either. I don't either. I don't mind it at all. I'm going to get in trouble for this, but I see sometimes these girls on these forums

and they say like, oh, I'm not doing that. My husband. No, I don't mind it. 10 out of 10, my friend's like, oh, that ain't going to work. Listen, you can't not want to participate in sexual acts with your if you're gonna have a monogamous relationship then don't cry if someone steps out relationship you got to bring in three other people hello i'm all for sister husbands or sister wives or whatever you call it such a whore when i was you know single or whatever i would never let that into our relationship. Too many dynamics.

We had Dr. Drew on this show and we were talking about it because we had some people on this show that have talked about being in open relationships where like the guy goes and actually has other girlfriends. The girl has other boyfriends. They connect. Oh, wow.

And like to the point where like- That's Polly though, right? Okay. But you know, the problem is, is that I think that you get two people and like say you two are on the same page on that. The problem is you get this third person and all of a sudden you have this other dynamic where they catch feelings we have a friend no names that literally is in a relationship with three girls

and one dude it's well it's not weird i actually get it it's just whatever they choose to do there's a there's a there's a young there's a young there's a young heterosexual you know couple that i know in orange county they're i mean they're like you two. They're the epitome. You're the hottest chick, the hottest dude, right? They don't need to step out. They found the epitome, and they're open, and they're getting married. What? Meaning when he travels, he can do whatever he wants.

When she travels, she can do whatever she wants. Let's see how long this one lasts. I think whatever works. I think everyone's different. I have no judgments about it. I'm just saying that when you add a third, there's a whole new dynamic because you don't know what that like that person could say hey on dialysis no i don't want that in that instance you're not adding a third though

because it's a don't ask don't tell what's your type let's put it out there to manifest i love i have a very high standards i have to be breathing what's your type from hillcrest to hillside i like really gorgeous I have a very high standards. I have to be breathing. What's your type? From hillcrest to hillside. I like really gorgeous, hot-looking guys. Okay. I've always liked much younger men.

Okay. The man that I date now is about 15 years younger than I am. So you're dating someone? Well, he's just sort of a friend. But I'm saying I haven't had a real major romance in years. Well, we've got to find a date. How can we not find someone for you? I never find anyone. No, she wants one.

The problem is guys die before women so there's no, you know, you don't have That's what Joan Rivers used to always say. She was like,

all of the good ones are dead. Why don't you try Tinder? I'm on Tinder. Are you really? Yes, they all look like axe murderers. She could always try Grindr. Yeah.

You said you were on Grindr. Squirt. I'd do better on Grindr. Tinder is really tacky. Well, technically we're together on Tinder because remember

I swiped or whatever. We would have like, I mean, technically. One of my friends growing up actually was the founder of Tinder from seventh grade. Which is cool with me.

Does he get a lot of chicks on Tinder? He just got married. Why don't you give them the real tea? He was on Tinder while he was in a relationship. Oh, yeah.

That's why I thought they were broken up because i never wanted to date with them because i'm like i wasn't looking for a boyfriend i was looking for a fuck he was looking for somebody to sell their house yeah well that too how do you guys keep it spicy in the romance department when you guys are so busy working we have desert months where nothing is happening okay and then the well is dry. Vacation is good, always. Because for me, I'm only really into it after the gym or in the afternoon. In the mornings, he sleeps until he literally has to run out of the house. True.

So that doesn't happen. Like with some exes, we used to work out together. So you do it right after. That doesn't happen with us. And then at night, he comes home later than me. Well, you know, those years have passed where I'm going to like take a shot of Red Bull just to like do it. about an appointment can we schedule not scheduling sex it's stupid no no sorry that's not hot we're working through a lot of issues here yeah so i try to keep when

when we're because as we've had a lot of stress but like when we're in a good place i either like to like i'll dress up certain things and like surprise them or watch porn together but for me this is the longest relationship i've ever had so it is hard to be like yeah let me rip like pull your pants down i'm like i've seen it is that weird he has old videos of him like hooking up with guys and i really enjoy watching them he will never let me watch them but when we first got together i'd be like yeah let me see this is so hot he will not let me see them anymore i think that is the hottest thing would you be upset if you saw a video of like oh yes

i don't know yeah i don't think he'd be too happy i don't think that is the hottest thing. Would you be upset if you saw a video of like a dude? Oh yes. I don't know. Yeah. I don't think you'd be too happy. I don't think that translates. No it's not the same thing. Which is you know it's something I was

thinking about last night. This is really interesting. By the way but I also wasn't being penetrated in these videos.

I like to look at gay porn obviously because they like dudes. Why do straight dudes like to look at straight porn? If you think about it you're watching a dude

and his dick. Don't you just want to watch lesbian porn? Because you don't think about it as his. You think about it, you're watching a dude in his dick. Wouldn't you just want to watch lesbian porn? Because you don't think about it as his. You think about it, I think, as yours, right? But you still have to

look at a dick. I don't want to watch straight porn and look at a vagina. That's a good point, actually. Well, I watch straight porn when I masturbate. You're so weird.

Moving on. I just, like, wouldn't you only want to watch lesbian porn? No, because, I mean, listen, lesbian porn's fine sometimes, but it's just,

there's nothing there, right? It's just, like, two bodies rubbing together. If I'm watching porn, it's lesbian porn, for sure. What? Well, because the is fine sometimes, but there's nothing there, right? It's just like two bodies rubbing together. If I'm watching porn, it's lesbian porn, for sure. What? Yeah, this is weird. So girls are into that, I think, more than straight.

I'd rather see two guys and two girls. I have no interest in girls. Yeah, why would you want to watch lesbian porn? Are you into that? I always would rather watch lesbian porn. Me? How would that get? It wouldn't bother.

What did I tell you? I said at the beginning of this thing, we're going to learn about relational relationship. Not to change the subject, but they have a, when you go to the Cannes Film Festival, at that particular time,

they have a porn convention that runs simultaneously. It's never won Berlin Con. Meet a guy there. Yes, it is. I'm booking my ticket. Oh, that's in Miami. So a friend of mine

was like this international, international distributor for porn. So I don't know this. I'm at the Cannes Film Festival the first time. He said, oh, we're going to see this porno at 10 o'clock in the morning. What? Okay. Sounds like a good concept.

Sounds like my regular morning. There's a complete theater of buyers, you know. Oh, my God. And they're looking at this. And I'm saying to myself, this is 9 o'clock in the morning? I'm watching this. This is not one person moved. It was like, I think we can sell this in Sweden.

I think we can sell this. They were like very, they weren't even turned on for it. Then we went all day long. I watched pornos. I said, this is it. I can't take it anymore. I can't look at it. Where's that coconut oil?

There were comedy pornos. There were European pornos. I mean, there's pornos everywhere. I met the guy that was like the number one in Sweden. I guess they have huge pornos. It was one of my cast members, a million dollars. No, no, no's pornos everywhere. I met the guy that was like the number one in Sweden. I guess they have huge pornos. It was one of my cast members, Amelia Tolles. No, no, no, no, no. I live in a totally different world.

Why didn't you meet a guy there? Why didn't I meet a guy there? I actually think I did meet a guy there. I was like, were they too high? During the Nikki Haskell show days, I was in the Philippines. Oh, this is the, by the way, she offered me to interview Imelda Marcos the other day. No, you asked me, can you get to the Philippines to meet Madame Marcos? And I said, yes.

And I said, he said, well, let's go and we'll interview her. I said, let's go. I'll pay. We'll go. We'll stay at the peninsula and we will have lunch with Imelda Marcos and we will look at her shoe collection. Honey, the shoe collection is a bullshit story. By the way, the viewers might

not know who Melo Marcos and Fernando Marcos were the rulers of the Philippines. And there was a time where she was known for having 4,000 pairs of shoes. But that's because, I mean, I don't have any respect for any woman that doesn't have at least 300 pairs of shoes. Okay, fine. But she also plundered the country, didn't she? She did not plunder the country. Why did they get kicked out of office? They got kicked out because another party came in and they decided they didn't like it. And they staged this murder. They killed Aquino coming out of office. They got kicked out because another party came in and they decided they didn't like him. They staged his murder. They killed Aquino

coming out of the airplane. Nobody even knew who Aquino was. I don't even know what Aquino is. He was the one that got shot and then his sister came in

and took over and everybody felt sorry for her. Okay, come back over here. Come back over here. Okay, we're getting in the weeds here. Yeah, this is ridiculous. I knew this was going to happen.

I have a question. What, darling? Back in the Studio 54 days, what did people do for porn? What do you mean, what did they do for porn? Was there porn? Was there porn? Did that break? My doctor, by the way, said the other day to me,

he said porn is really bad because you can't get into your mind because you're focusing only on what you're watching. By the way, just FYI. Everybody always said that there was so much sex in everything going on. Yeah, they said it was happening in the club. Yeah, but I never saw it. But then again, there's a very famous picture of me standing on the dance floor with my arms up. And underneath it, it said, I never saw anybody doing drugs at Studio 54.

And underneath my right arm, there's two guys with Coke spoons in their nose. So I was like oblivious to everything. You really didn't know there was cocaine. Well, you know, I mean, I never really paid any attention to it because I never did any drugs. She told me she's never once in her life did she try it. Can you imagine I never tried it once? Me either.

That's why we get along. No, no, no. Maybe once just to see what it was all about. Nope. Nope. I have no interest in it. People used to go down in the basement. I never want to go into the basement.

Send me down. Yeah, my drug of choice is alcohol. Yeah, me too. Red wine. Yeah, that's nice. I'm a vodka girl. Nicotinies. Oh, yeah.

What's the nicotinie again? Andrea Orange. Rico's Orange. Club Soda. Slice of Orange. Little piece of mint in the summer. Dress it up. Very chic.

No, I'm thirsty. Studio 54. I was in the documentary on Studio 54. And you look at the documentary and you say to yourself, I must have been in another Studio 54. It was so much fun. They said it was sexually free. Like, you know, there were no labels in there. Maybe it was a little overrated, this whole thing.

Maybe it wasn't really like- It wasn't overrated as a club. It was overrated as a sexual experience. I'm sure that people got laid in the club. I mean, there's no two ways about that. Whether they were in Steve Rubell's office or whether they were in the balcony or whatever it was. A lot of people went there to get laid, I'm sure. I went there to dance.

I mean, I was having a great time. I was up on the balcony, out in the DJ booth. I was dancing on the floor with 82 guys with poppers. I mean, I was having a great time. Oh, so you were into poppers. I wasn't into them, but they were there. Poppers are great, by the way, with sex. Poppers used to be great.

I've never tried that. You should try poppers. They used to call them whip bits. What's a poppers? Anal nitrates. What? What? People that have, that's what they're a poppers? They're anal nitrates. What? What?

That's what they're called? Anal nitrate? Anal nitrates. It gets you high for 10 seconds. They were big in the straight community for the longest time, like back in the 70s. They were called whippets back then. But in the gay community, I don't know how they became poppers. But it relaxes you. So if you're going to bottom, it just relaxes everything.

And it's easier. But now everybody's doing it. I don't think they do it anymore. My friends used to make fun of me. Do you have it? Yeah. I just relaxes everything and it's easier. But now everybody's doing it. I don't think they do it anymore. My friends used to make fun of me. Do you have it? Yeah. I love them. Little yellow cans?

I like them when I masturbate. You should try them when you masturbate. I'll give you one. I'll have to get some pointers. You can get them at Pleasure Chest. It's not like it's one of those weird things.

You know, you used to be able to buy them at the drugstore. You could buy them anywhere. They're not illegal. They should be. Yes, they are. They're illegal in England.

It's a VCR cleaner. Hold on, hold on. I on i gotta ask my producer taylor have you ever tried a popper but he's gonna write that down on his list you should just get some pleasure chest okay give it to him i'll hand it on my baby shower five seconds of an ultimate high then it disappears that's all it's more of like a sexual high may i give you a couple of ideas for for baby showers sure you should have a baby shower where they bring you all sex toys that sounds fun i did one of those in fact i was with ivana trump it was the day after the north ridge earthquake she's a big democrat by the way and we were i actually am a democrat what you're like a huge trump oh i voted for donald trump but i was i was a registered democrat i was i voted for the clint but I was a registered Democrat. I voted for the Clintons. I was at the White House many times with the Clintons. I was there with the Reagans.

I mean, I voted- Well, the Reagans were not Democrats. I understand that. I vote across party lines. Okay. I said, let's go to the Pleasure Chest. Nice. Which is right after the Northridge Earthquake. With Ivana Trump? Yes. Okay. She says, I definitely don't want to go there. She said, if we go, she said, I'm going to be spotted. And that's the last thing I definitely don't want to go there. She said, if we go, she said, I'm going to be spotted. And that's the last thing I want to do is to go to this place. I said, no, no, don't be ridiculous. So we go in and there are dildos all the way across this counter,

right? And just then there's an aftershock and I'm standing there and this entire rack of condoms falls on top of me, right? And I'm lying on the floor, the pleasure chest, and the thing is shaking like this, and the dildos are like flying around. You and Ivana Trump. And this drag queen that looks like Lady Buddy comes over and goes, Ivana Trump!

I never heard the ending. She has a giant dildo on her. She's like, told you. Oh my God. That was so funny. You have so many stories. During the Northridge earthquake. The next two days later after that.

Why did you guys go, by the way? Because we had to go to this baby shower and they wanted you to bring a sex toy as a gift. Oh my God. You know, edible underpants and stuff. By the way, I don't get that. I bought a pair of those one time. It just tastes like you're eating up

a fruit roll-up. They're not for men. I know. But you can eat them. I was hungry. I didn't buy it for the sex. I wanted to taste it. Oh.

So just switching it up, what is a book, a resource, a podcast that you guys would recommend? Let's leave our audience with something more than condoms and dildos.

I know. Sorry. Not that that's not fab. Well well the only podcast that i listen to is yours and of course he has he has a show on youtube that i watch all the time and i've been doing quite a few shows with with them on on youtube yeah you should watch our vlogs i don't know we have a vlog it's really good it's youtube.com slash josh flag do you guys film everything yeah nicki and i and our friend alexitz did a cooking show the other day. Alex is known as like the number one host in America and one of the best chefs. He's actually on the Today Show. Today.

We do that sometimes. We do really funny stuff. We did the exercise thing for the Star Cruncher. Yep. That was fun. I think that's smart that you have your YouTube channel. You have your show. It sounds like your Instagram's huge.

Well, YouTube is the stuff that the channel is the stuff that I can't really do on the show. Not can't, it's just, it's not related to real estate. So like me dressing up, you know, our door knocking in Beverly Hills, we do it for fun. Yeah. And you can control the whole thing. You can do whatever you want. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, we're going to link it all out. We're going to put it on the, in the bio so you guys can know, everybody to listen to it.

We should be on YouTube too with your show. I don't know. Why don't you just do that too? I am on YouTube. I mean, you shoot it live should you shoot your podcast live and put them on youtube this is mainly on instagram story and instagram tv but but i have youtube where i do like skin a lot of skin stuff oh nice i have it's so good i actually have a belt that i bought with the goyard pattern like that but it doesn't fit me now i can't even put holes in it it's so sad like why are you looking skinny i was when we got married i was actually when we first got together i was 122 that's maybe too skinny though yeah i think my good weight is very true i'm 155 now i think you look good i'm always on a diet my life is a diet well that's your industry i know but i was

on a diet from the day i was born my mother put put me on a diet. That's a whole other podcast. I do get hungry. And you won't eat it? Whatever? Well, I try now. I'm a cookie candy ice cream person, so I never have them in the house. Smart. It wouldn't last more than five minutes.

I ate two cookies last night. When I get candy for Christmas and people are giving me boxes of candy, it's a toss-up between me throwing them down the toilet and eating them. No, you never make it to the re-gift department. I eat one, then I say, well, I'll just have one. Then I start throwing them down the toilet and eating them at the same time. I'll eat this one, I'll throw up that one. You'll throw it up and then regurgitate it.

No, I eat one and throw one out. It's like a game. I'll eat this one and throw that one out. You're not gonna wanna come to the new house then when you see my candy store. I saw the candy store you have and I walked by like this that's like a pop-up shop it's a real candy store now we have a really legitimate oh which can who whose candy do you like alan wurtz sees no i buy it from like a candy depot well it sees candy is my favorite grew up on it

but i have every kind of candy like from when you were a child so it's just i mean you're nostalgic there's yes it's like a hundred and I have like 105 like vintage looking candy jars. Do you eat it or you just leave it there? Yeah, I just had to start my diet today, so I relate to you. I started my diet yesterday. I was like, no more, I can't do it, because I've gained too much.

Michael doesn't have to worry about diet, he has no attachment to food. Really? None. You don't like food? No, I like food, I just don't like pine over it. Nope, nothing. You don't crave like Indian food or pineapple? I dream about food.

Nope, never heard him say it. We've been together for 12 years, I've never heard him say it. Nope. Nothing. You don't crave like Indian food? I dream about food. Never. Never heard him say it. We've been together for 12 years. I've never heard him say it. If I know I'm going to a great restaurant, I get really excited. No, you doesn't. No, I do. No, you don't. I always take you to good restaurants.

You have never. When I'm eating the best, like most delicious cookie in bed, you don't ask for a bite. You don't care about food. So you and I are supposed to be married then. Yeah. What's your favorite restaurant? I'm liking this. In LA?

Yeah. I love Madeo. In LA? Yeah. I love Madeo. The best. I like Madeos. The veal cart there, by the way. You have to order that. It's not on the menu. But to be honest, there isn't one that I'm like, I don't have a craving one right now that I can think of. No, we need a whole re-up.

Yeah, I feel like we need some help. Tantanas is good. Craig's is, I mean, Nikki and I go there all the time. I eat at three restaurants. Craig's, Craig's, and Craig's we need some help. Tantanas. Yeah, Tantanas is good. Craig's is, I mean, Nikki and I go there all the time. I love Craig's. I eat at three restaurants. Craig's, Craig's, and Craig's. There you go. That's her spot. He's going to love that.

That's her jam. I like old. I love Craig's. I like La Dolce Vita. You've got to go there. I've never tried that. You mentioned that. It's very nice.

It's fabulous. You have to sort of watch as you're walking. There's so many walkers in the doorway. What do you mean? Well, it's geriatrics, but it's great. Oh, I love geriatrics. There actually are walkers in the doorway? What do you mean? Well, it's geriatrics, but it's great. Oh, I love geriatrics. There actually are

walkers in the doorway. I'm retirement home vibes. For sure. I want retirement home vibes all around. But it's really cool. It's like there's no windows. It's all brick inside.

It looks like an old Italian mob restaurant. It's like Craig's. It was a rat pack hangout. Oh, that sounds good. Can you guys give us a whole list? We need a list.

We're not a short list. Got to go to the grill. The grill is great. That's a power lunch place. Never're not a very short list. Got to go to the grill. The grill is great. That's a power lunch place. Never been there. Used to be. It's good. I think it's still there.

Soho House. Soho House is good. I've only been there once. I'm a member there. I've literally gone there like once. That's why I won't let him do a member. I saw her there the other day. You guys saw each other?

Yeah. I saw you. I couldn't get up because I was in this meeting, but I saw you and I wanted to start. I never use it. I really should. I go there all the time. I didn't even know they had that restaurant on the was stuck. I never use it. I really should. I go there all the time. I didn't even know they had that restaurant on the other side. I've only been in the bar side.

Oh, the new one? I go there all the time. Oh, you just joined? And Tuesday is half price Tuesday if you're a founding member. Oh, really? Yeah. Monday is half price at Ciccone's. Right.

You can double dip. Oh, Ciccone's? There's another one. I'm not crazy about Ciccone's. I'm not either. I don't dislike it. I like the bar oh we forgot tower bar that is you said you have a sweet tooth right best ice cream sundae because you can make them you could like pick what everything you want where what is it called at the tower bar yeah it's an ice cream sundae that you get to make and they

come like how they used to like real portions so my friend brandon and i go all the time and we just it's the best ice cream sundae i'm like add the butterfinger add the cookies add this add four scoops of ice cream hot fudge like whipped cream see when you say i'm not attached to food when i hear that i get hungry for it but i'm just not like sitting around thinking about it no he's anyways you know we've learned a lot about each other middle of the night you get up and eat at night right now i do what are you eating right now i'm waking up at every hour hungry what do do you eat? I like a sandwich right now, but like a plain sandwich with pepperoncinis and like avocado and sprouts. It's so good.

So are you finding that your eating habits are changing? A little bit. Yeah. I mean, I'm definitely craving more carb. I had tuna last night with like a 12 a.m. with like salt. You know, the best is garlic salt from Lowry's. It's the best. Lemon salt.

Oh my God. It's so good. You know what I've really been craving during this pregnancy? Life cereal with almond milk. Wow. I know. I love life cereal,

but not the almond milk part. I'm not a cereal person. Oh, I can't stop eating cereal. Anyway, that's a whole different podcast. Really? My mom only ate salmon and Cheerios when she was pregnant with me. And guess what?

I don't like- Nikki's telling me not to eat cereal now. So now I can't eat anything. You eat fruit in the morning, yogurt. I hate them. I hate fruit. You shouldn't eat cereal. Okay.

Does fruit fill you? I hate fruit. It's so good, though. It's the healthy version of life, though. It's the healthy version. I ate a hard-boiled egg. That's good. I like that.

You know? It's terrific. All right. So anybody that spends the night with me always gets a great breakfast in the morning. You just told me you couldn't get late or you couldn't get a boyfriend. I just said if somebody wants to be my boyfriend, that spends a night with me always gets a great breakfast in the morning. You just told me you couldn't get laid or you couldn't get a boyfriend. I just said if somebody wants to be my boyfriend, there's a gift with purchase.

She's just pitching herself. Be my boyfriend and you get breakfast in bed. I like that. Taylor's in. Taylor, our producer's in. Perfect. Yes. Where do you...

Nice. You like cereal. Well, I'll make sure you get some cereal. All right, pimp yourself out, Bobby, to the audience. Where can everyone Find you on Instagram Oh they can find me It's bboydla So b-b-o-y-d-l-a

My website's coming Next month It's going to be Bobbyboydla.com It's going to be Real estate porn No That's what it's called

It's like What Real estate porn Listings It's going to be Men's fashion Lifestyle and entertaining And things like that

It's going to be fun Maybe tips on how To give a BJ Well then You want some traffic To the site So let's say I's going to be men's fashion, lifestyle and entertaining and things like that. It's going to be fun. Maybe tips on how to give a BJ. Well, then. You want some traffic to the site, so let's say. I'm going to have a whole different career after this. I say we release a sex tape. I keep asking him. Nobody wants to see that.

I don't know why you won't do it. It's not our fault. Pimp yourself out, Josh. It's like a violation of our privacy. It's not our fault that they released it. Josh, what's your Instagram handle? It's just Josh Flag. What is it? Josh Flag 1. I can't even remember. It's Josh Flag. Because your Instagram handle? It's just Josh Flag. What is it?

Josh Flag 1. I can't even remember. It's Josh Flag. Because some idiot won't give me Josh Flag back. He won't give me back Nikki Haskell. Some guy in Siberia owns my name. Yeah, it's Saskatchewan. Do the Josh Flag then.

It's just Josh Flag 1 and it's youtube.com slash Josh Flag. Okay, and Nikki? I'm BigNickBH and I'm at Nikki Haskell on Facebook. But BigNickBH is where we need to do the follow. BigNickBH and I'm at Nikki Haskell on Facebook. But BigNickBH is where we need to do the follow. BigNickBH. I post a lot of things.

A lot of videos. She's a hoot on Instagram. You do it very well. Oh, thanks. We were doing a video this morning in the lobby. It was fun. Yeah, we did one. We just did one. You're great. Thank you guys for coming on. That was an eclectic conversation. I feel like if you designed a house

this is the podcast would represent that house do you usually do you get ever boring customers at customers

and you're like you've got some really good ones on the show do we get some duds yeah sure are we like a 7 an 8

what do you do no no no this is great I told you I said at the end of this we're going to get we're going to know each other a lot better

we covered blowjobs we went through childhood trauma depression we got through Nikki we've gone through a dating lab.

We learned about porn. We learned about Ivanka Trump getting dildos thrown on her. We learned about whippets. Ivana. Porn poppers. And they weren't thrown at her. They just fell off.

This podcast is technically in the self-improvement category, so I'm hoping... No, I call this podcast Chex Mix. You never know what you're going to get. I like that.

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