The Skinny Confidential Him & Her Podcast - Million Dollar Listing's Josh Flagg & Tracy Tutor On A TSC Roundtable Conversation
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She's a lifestyle blogger extraordinaire.
Fantastic.
And he's a serial entrepreneur.
A very smart cookie.
And now Lauren Everts and Michael Bostic are bringing you along for the ride.
Get ready for some major realness.
Welcome to The Skinny Confidential, him and her.
I don't even remember the first house. That's how long ago it was. I't even remember the first house.
That's how long ago it was.
I don't remember the first house.
I remember the first time I realized I was 25 years old
and I had made half a million dollars
and it was my third year in real estate.
I was like, holy shit.
I can make a lot of money doing this.
The fact that I'm making a half a million dollars a year
and everybody else around me is barely making a hundred grand a year. And I didn't, you know, I didn't study.
I wasn't a great student. I didn't have like that much luck with the acting thing. So to,
you know, be in the business for three years and all of a sudden look at your bank account and go,
oh my God, that's when I realized I, you you know I should probably stay with this gig I don't deal
well not they would not deal well with me because entitled is the wrong word but I I don't kiss
people's asses I like I don't go to that level to make a sale like and I am a salesperson it's like
you're supposed to cater to the client I'm not good at that like I I treat them as if they're
equals not that they're above me, which maybe I shouldn't do.
But it's just the game.
Welcome back to the Skinny Confidential Him and Her Show.
That clip was from our guests of the show today, Josh Flagg and Tracy Tudor.
We had a lot of fun with these two in the studio.
Right now, you just have me on the mic.
Lauren is on baby duty.
But trust me, this is going to be a short introduction because this is a long episode. We shot the shit with these two
for a while. They flew into Texas, came into the studio, and we had a lot of fun. Obviously,
this is Josh's second, maybe third appearance on the show. I feel like he's been on multiple times.
Maybe I just run into him so much or we just run into him so much when we're in LA. So always love having him on.
And this is our first time meeting Tracy and she was lovely and great and just had a lot
of fun with these two, like I said.
Look out pretty soon for Lauren and I to start doing some more solos.
We're going into the new year.
We have a lot of stuff on our mind.
It's obviously been a heavy couple, two years, and we don't really get a chance to do as
many solos anymore.
As the show has grown, we've had so many great opportunities to have more and more guests on the show, which is
phenomenal, but we've kind of gotten away from doing solos, which we love doing. So look out for
those. We're going to pepper in a few of them towards the end of the year and then try to get
a little bit more consistent with them next year. Not that the guests aren't great. We love the
guests, but want to get back to kind of offering our perspective, our advice, current events, past events, topics. So look out for those to happen more frequently. With that, like I said,
Josh Flagg, Tracy Tudor, many of you guys may recognize Josh and Tracy for Million Dollar
Listing. I didn't realize personally how long that show has been going and how long Josh has
been doing it. It's pretty crazy. He gets into the details and tells us how long that show has
been going, but it's wild.
I mean, he's got to be one of the OG reality TV stars now that I think about it.
He's just been on for forever.
And I can see why it's a great show.
With that, guys, Josh Flagg, Tracy Tudor.
Welcome to the Skinny Confidential Him and Her Show.
This is the Skinny Confidential Him and Her.
Is that like a celery?
That's really dark green.
You know how we roll.
You've been on here before.
We just kind of jump right into it.
You know, I was thinking
if I ever needed to murder you,
I could just wait around
the Beverly Hills Hotel.
Every time I come to LA,
I find you there.
What about the guy last night
that tried to murder us
in the middle of the night
on the street?
Is it annoying to get recognized
all the time?
And do you guys get recognized
together all the time? He's very mean to fans most of the street. Is it annoying to get recognized all the time and do you guys get recognized together all the time? He's
very mean to fans
most of the time.
Like he said on camera
because we were filming this.
We have it on camera. He was so sweet
and so excited to meet us and Josh
said, don't touch me.
It's COVID times.
Like, what are you doing?
Are you using COVID to your advantage though
yeah for sure
I would have done that normally
so you're not like a toucher
or a hugger
don't touch me
I mean like
ask me first
okay
I touched you
coming from a guy
who takes his pants off
and tries to rub his penis
against my
I'm
okay let me ask you
is that assault
if last night
I
well we sleep naked together
you sleep naked
I have all my clothes on.
Okay.
I'm painting a picture here, but now you're ruining this.
Paint the picture.
Whatever.
How big?
I then started to wrestle her naked.
Is that assault or is that like…
I found it to be assault.
How much would someone have to pay you guys to sleep together?
After taxes or before?
Oh, he always asks me this question, like how much it would take.
I'd do it for like 25 grand.
Oh, wow.
I feel like you should do that for free.
I'd do it for like five grand.
He would do it for free, it sounds like.
I would do it for the story.
She doesn't want to sleep naked with you
if you would do it for five grand.
Yeah.
She's feeling really uncomfortable.
Let me ask you this.
I'm offended.
How much would it cost you?
That's what I was just thinking.
I feel it would be a lot.
She's shaved my body before.
I have.
She's like.
I mean, first of all,
I think my biggest challenge
with sleeping with you
is the fact that you're like
so fucking hairy.
I'm not that hairy.
You're hairy?
I don't picture you hairy.
He has the hairiest backside.
I don't have any hair on my back.
Not on your back.
Oh, on my ass.
Do you shave your butthole hair?
No, I did.
She did for me.
You shaved it.
Okay, but so your butthole hair is long right now.
No.
Why don't you do that for me, Lauren?
I'm not going to shave your butthole hair.
I'll shave your butthole hair.
I actually like butthole hair on a man, though.
I don't like this shaved top.
Not like shaved.
I don't want it to look like a woman.
Right.
But it's like a lot.
Manscaped it.
There's a lot going on down there.
Yeah.
And I see it all the time.
Bobby strikes me someone though
that shaves everything.
Oh, yeah.
He doesn't need to shave
because he doesn't really grow that much hair.
Okay.
I was talking to my friend the other day
and this is just like,
I mean, this is a total side conversation,
but like I was asking him,
I'm like,
do I need to be bleaching my butthole?
I'll bleach your butthole for you. I'm curious about that too. What do you do?
By the way, is that something that is like later in life thing? Like,
do people bleach their buttholes when they're young? Or is it because like, I want mine to be
pink. Well, he told me he's a very attractive young guy. And he said, it'd be great if you
could. And I'm like, so you want me to get my eyebrows tinted,
my makeup done, my hair done, my hair dyed, my body tan.
It's like another thing to add to the whole thing
to look semi-decent.
You should bleach her butthole for her.
Yes.
Do you want to bleach my butthole to be bleached?
I'm always down for experimentation.
We'll see what goes.
I mean, I guess it just depends like who's going there.
Like if no one's really going there,
I don't find it to be necessary.
Yeah, I mean, I don't think so.
But people are going there.
Yeah.
With you.
No.
Not people, Bobby.
He's not going down there.
Do you want Bobby's butthole bleached?
No, it's a nice.
Well, are you the top?
Well, it's challenging
because we're both tops. When you're married, you're tops. Yeah, I mean, it's a nice... Well, are you the top? Well, it's challenging because we're both tops.
When you're married,
you're tops.
Yeah, I mean,
it's challenging.
Don't you wing it a little bit?
Wing it?
Yeah, I mean,
like, as a gay man,
if you're a top...
We flip points.
Who's going to take it
for the team?
How do you actually decide that?
It's tough.
Yeah.
Like, if you're married
to a top and you're a top,
I would be selfish,
I feel like.
I'm very selfish.
Yeah, I would be like,
you know, maybe next time. Yeah, exactly. I don't know. I feel like. I'm very selfish. Yeah, I would be like, you know,
maybe next time. Yeah, exactly.
I don't know, maybe next time. I just feel like it's easier to be
a top.
Yeah, clearly. Well, it seems like
less labor.
Right? Would you be a top or a bottom?
I think I would probably be
a top. You'd be a top. Wait, actually, no.
The bottom would probably be less labor because you just have to sit
there. Well, except for what you have to do
like leading up to being a bottom.
There's a lot of work.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You can't like just wing it
and like go out on a date
and like have a meal.
I hope it all turns out okay.
There's not a meal.
Like I'd be scared to eat as a bottom.
I'd be like the most anorexic bottom.
Literally.
You couldn't eat anything.
No,
ever.
Think about it.
Like,
you'd have to,
you know,
I mean,
don't you guys have to?
Do you really want to go there?
How much time do you have?
100%.
I'm not a bottom,
so I think it's,
that's a,
But you know,
as a gay man.
Well,
this is taking a turn
that I did not expect.
Well,
don't you want
to know?
Like, aren't you
curious?
I don't know.
Kind of.
Now I kind of am.
I was thinking as
you were saying, like,
you couldn't eat.
I was like, I would.
Then I was like, oh,
shit.
Yeah, but think about
it.
It's not like you can
like go to In-N-Out
and then like, you
know, hook up.
Well, it takes a while
to digest, doesn't it?
I don't know, man.
I think people, like,
the digestive tract, I don't think like, you just eat a burger and it comes out your ass five seconds later. No, if you're in Mexico and you have, like, monogamous sex.
I don't think you should be having butt sex in Mexico or India.
You can't have sex in India.
Like, in Mumbai, I don't think that's a great place to have butt sex.
I just would be cautious about, like, you know, what I was eating
because I'd be nervous
like what if we were
going to have sex
and I was a bottom.
Can we talk more about
how we were almost
abducted last night?
Go ahead.
Yeah.
Well, Josh, I mean,
you dress so low-key
that I'm surprised
that anybody recognizes you
in your cream turtleneck sweater
with a scarf
in the middle of Texas.
Just so you guys are clear,
this is day three
of the same outfit.
So that's interesting.
So it's day two.
And the reason why is because, not because I wear the same clothes, but we left yesterday morning.
I picked him up at 545.
545.
And I figured, I'm really going to be there for not even 24 hours.
It's like 22 hours.
So why can't I just wear the same
turtleneck twice in a row? Like one day in a row. And then I have to pack. He opened the door at
5 45 AM. You guys, he had a toothbrush, a pair of slippers, a can of hairspray and deodorant.
No butthole bleach. No butthole bleach. But think about it. I, this morning when we left,
I didn't have to worry about packing up the room.
I carried my toothbrush out.
All my credit cards and everything.
I had to carry all his cards.
Everything.
And I'm a free man.
Sounds like me and Michael.
That's pretty impressive, though.
I would imagine that you would have like a whole trunk.
No.
Oh, yeah.
I travel with steamer trunks.
Yeah.
Like on the Titanic.
When I look at you, I'm like, that's a steamer trunk.
He looks high maintenance.
Yeah, you do.
He's not.
Yeah.
I think that he's just really well styled and he's like, this is the look.
Don't flatter him that much, you guys.
He's going to wear the outfit for another day.
Oh, no.
Well, you're always put together.
So I always imagine that you have a whole arsenal of stuff with you.
No, no, no.
You know what?
My theory on that is when I'm traveling, I don't really need to dress to impress anybody
because I'm not going to run into people that I know.
So when people travel and take an arsenal of clothing,
I'm like, I don't give a fuck.
I could wear the same three things.
No one's ever going to find out.
But what if you're present on Instagram and Instagram stories?
Have you not thought about that?
I can't.
I've never thought about that before.
Tracy, you're not wearing the same thing on Instagram stories
three days in a row.
No, no.
We can't do that.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't.
I mean, I do pack lots of outfits like when I go to Europe.
But I mean, I used to pack maybe like 10 shirts.
Now I pack 20 shirts or whatever.
But I didn't used to care as much more.
But yes, you're right.
Now I care a little bit more.
Yeah.
Because the Instagram stories don't want to see the same look day after day.
Right.
Do you know?
They need like a little mix.
But guys can get away with that a little easier.
Like if you're wearing a t-shirt.
Yeah, I'm wearing a t-shirt so no one would know, you know?
Michael is so styled out every single day.
He is complete opposite of me.
I'm more like you.
Right.
I feel like you guys are more alike.
Where do you shop?
It depends.
Let him pull out his scroll.
He loves shopping way more than me.
No, not as much anymore.
Not as much anymore. Michael. Not as much anymore.
Not as much anymore.
I used to like it a lot more.
I feel like you'd wear like a little Aulinui.
Do you have anything from Aulinui?
No.
I'm going to Google it.
What is it?
What is Aulinui?
It looks like what you're wearing right now, that top.
They have like, have you seen it?
They have like knits and they have like,
like it says Venice Beach across one of them.
Another one has like an Indian print
another one is like
an Aspen-y vibe print
I'm super casual out here
he dresses for each
place he goes
so like if we're
going to New York
he has like
10 trenches
and like leather jackets
and then like
if we're in LA
like he has like
the specific
like blazers
with like the flannels
but then if we're
going to Europe
it's like
you are anal
about the way you act
Europe is the white
linen pants
I really appreciate that
well I feel like
to be a cultured person
you have to embrace
the culture
I really got an opinion
you know
I'm probably not
going to show up
like this to
Hotel Decap right
maybe I might
well the weather
I mean
you wouldn't wear that
weather wise it would be too warm so what's your closet like my closet He would never. Well, the weather, I mean, you wouldn't wear that weather-wise.
It would be too warm.
So what's your closet like?
My closet, I just had reorganized.
Everything is now, is, we'll see.
My outfits, I have a book, right?
So I'm lazy.
I don't want to think, what?
I don't want to think about what I'm going to wear in the morning.
So everything of mine is cataloged.
And it goes by summer, winter, travel, cruise.
And then I just open up the thing and I go, boop, boop, boop. Oh, I like this outfit. And then I
pick it out. Kind of like from Clueless, but not the automated version. Did a stylist do this? Is
it on your phone or is it like an actual book? It's an actual booklet in my closet. Did a stylist
do it or did you put it together? No, my assistant takes the photos, puts it in like a binder, laminates it, and puts it in the booklet.
That's actually a trait of an extremely successful person.
They don't want to think about what they wear in the morning.
We do it for dinner parties also.
So all of my tablescapes and all the different china patterns, the way the flowers are, the way even there's a seating chart.
And so we keep it for every time.
So like let's say we have a dinner party.
Let's say Candy Spelling is coming over.
So ahead of time, we have notes, allergies, what her favorite drink of choice is.
And then we print photographs and give it to the waitstaff ahead of time so that when she walks in the door, hello, Mrs. Spelling, here's your martini.
So they have printed photos ahead of time and know who is coming through that door.
So if you're the president or if you're just a bomb, like everybody, like you are treated like royalty.
Michael has a rock hard boner right now.
What the hell?
Why have I not been to this dinner party?
You guys should get married.
You're perfect together.
Yeah.
You should see my tablescape at the house now.
It's incredible.
Does your assistant do that or do you do that?
Or do you have like a house person to do that?
We had a house manager
and she quit
the rest of my people
that work in my life.
Why is that weird?
I mean,
working for Josh Flagg
is like a whole energy.
What are you implying?
It's very difficult.
So Josh has been
on this podcast before.
We had him on with Bobby.
You guys have to go back
and listen and Nikki Haskell. Right. But Tracy hasn't. No. We had him on with Bobby. You guys have to go back and listen. And Nikki Haskell.
Right.
But Tracy hasn't.
No.
We want to get the juice, the backstory on you.
And maybe you can pepper in little things as you guys go on.
Keep it honest over there.
How long have you guys known each other?
Five years?
No.
Oh, it feels longer to me.
When did you go on the show?
15 years.
Four or five years.
Huh.
How'd you guys get so close so quick? We fucked. Ah. You sleep you go on the show? 15 years. Like four or five years. Huh.
How'd you guys get so close so quick?
We fucked.
Ah.
You sleep naked in bed together.
Mm-hmm.
I think we just, I don't know.
We just kind of fell for each other when we got on the show.
Yeah.
I want to get a backstory on Tracy.
Like, tell me where you grew up, your childhood, what it was like.
I want to know all of it. I was born in LA.
He was raised in Beverly Hills, and I was raised in the Valley.
So I have a little more grit
than this one.
It was Hidden Hills.
You make it sound like
it was like Valencia.
It's true.
I was raised in Paramount Valencia.
But that was before Hidden Hills
was like, you know, horse country.
Oh, sorry.
It was when the houses
were only 10 million, not 20.
You forget that I'm like a lot older than you.
It was rough back then, huh?
It was rough back in the day.
Yeah.
So I grew up in Hidden Hills, went to USC, was studying theater, wanted to be an actress.
And I was going to move to New York and then realize, oh, shit, like this is L.A.
This is where pilots are made. I need to stay in L., shit, like this is L.A. This is where pilots are made.
I need to stay in L.A.
So I stayed in L.A.
I waited tables.
I did what I could to sort of make it work.
And then I realized pretty quickly that I, you know, wasn't going to wait to make money and wait for someone to discover me and be like an actress.
And so I decided to get into real estate because I figured, fuck, I know so many people. I grew up here. Like I know rich people. Like I should be able to sell
a house. It doesn't require a degree. I can get this done. So I started in real estate when I was
like 22, 23 years old, quit acting. And, you know, 20 years later. What was your first house that you
sold? And was it like a big deal or was it not that big of a deal? I don't even remember the first house. That's how long ago it was. I don't remember the first house.
I remember the first like first time I realized like I was 25 years old and I had made like half
a million dollars and it was like my third year in real estate. I was like, holy shit,
I can make a lot of money doing this. The fact that I'm making a half a million dollars a year
and everybody else around me is, you know, barely making a hundred grand a year. And I didn't, you know, I didn't study.
I wasn't a great student. I didn't have like, you know, that much luck with the acting thing. So
to, you know, be in the business for three years and all of a sudden look at your bank account and
go, oh my God, that's when I realized I, you know, I should probably stay with this gig. You seem like you're, to me, a really driven,
ambitious person. I am. I mean, I grew up, you know, my dad's Armenian. And so he he was born
here, but obviously his family was not. And so he grew up in Van Nuys in the Valley and was like a total hood rat.
All of his friends went to jail, but he was smart. And he ended up joining the army,
was there for four years, and then came out of the army and went to USC,
started in the engineering school and couldn't hack it. And so went into business school.
And afterwards, my grandfather had a little construction company where they were building like gas stations and mini malls and stuff like that,
making ends meet, doing fine, but not great. And my dad joined, you know, his company and then
built it into the massive construction company that it is today. And they build things like
bridges, tunnels, Vegas airports, and things of that nature.
But because of that, he had this grit and this sort of appreciation.
He didn't come from anything.
So he always taught me to have that.
So I got my first job when I was 15 years old selling suits in the mall.
And that was the first time I figured out what commission was.
And so while everybody else was like working at like Wet Seal
and like taking home like the cute girl clothes and stuff,
I was like slinging suits and making like an extra 150 bucks a week.
If I sold five suits, I made like an extra however commission.
And that's when I was like, I really like this gig.
So you're very entrepreneurial.
Yeah.
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careers and what you do in LA, like top of the market, and think, oh, I can do that.
How many people actually get to the level of selling the homes that you guys sell in
LA?
1% probably do 99% of the business.
That's a pretty impressive stat.
1% does 99% of the business.
There's like 10 of us that do the majority of the business.
There's probably like 30 top agents, but there's like a good solid 10.
And so for the other 99%, what are they mostly doing?
They're in the Valley.
I think that you can make great money.
And if you look around the country, obviously, we're in like a very typical high-end luxury market.
You know, New York, LA, Miami, Texas, things like that.
But in the rest of the country,
you can make a very good living selling real estate. I think the biggest misconception about
our job is that, you know, you can make your own schedule and like people are like, oh, I can be
like a new mom and be a real estate agent and just kind of like make some extra money. It's like the
hardest gig there is.
Like you work
non-stop.
You're constantly having to
like entertain two clients,
right?
Like the buyer and the seller.
Two?
Maybe more.
Well,
I mean,
finally when you're actually
like going into an escrow
in a place.
You're dealing with like.
No,
I mean,
we're always entertaining.
It just never stops.
You know,
I mean,
if you think about it,
when you're selling your house,
it's like the biggest asset
that you have.
So you're like, there is no time.
I'm going to call my agent at nine o'clock at night because I'm freaking out about the millions of dollars that are at stake.
I can't stay on the phone.
I wouldn't be good, huh?
He's on the phone.
I can't stay on the phone.
When someone calls me, I find it to be so intrusive.
Like, I think it is so rude.
Like, you think that you're just going to call me
and I'm going to pick up my phone in the middle of the day.
It feels invasive.
I would like you to have that conversation with my mom.
Yeah, there's some damage there.
There's a little bit.
Did you get in a fight with a telephone once?
No, I just think that what you're asking from someone is time.
You're asking for someone to drop everything that you're currently doing. you're asking from someone is time.
You're asking for someone to drop everything that you're currently doing. That's what the phone is for.
But if it's not, I hear you.
It has to be scheduled.
I like to schedule calls because I can't be expected in the midst of like right now,
if a client called, I can't pick up the phone.
So you have to pick it up.
But you always pick it up.
I mean, honest to God, the last 24 hours he is.
But I,
but it's not my fault that these people like I have staff that is calling me.
I think what am I supposed to do?
He enjoys talking on the phone.
No,
then you don't know me.
I hate it.
That's all you did yesterday.
Because of my assistants calling me,
having 45 minute conversations about what am I supposed to do?
No,
you can't do a 45 minute conversation though.
They have to be more efficient.
He's not efficient. I do voice notes. Yes, you can't do a 45-minute assistant conversation. No, they have to be more efficient. He's not efficient.
I do voice notes.
Yes, you do.
I know that
because I've seen your voice notes
by text.
No, it's not efficient.
Yes, it is.
I say, hey, blah, blah, blah.
I don't listen to your voice notes.
This is what I need to get done today.
That's why it's not efficient
because you don't listen to them.
Thank you.
No, that's even worse.
You expect someone to sit there
and listen to your voice note?
100%.
Yeah, nobody listens.
I delete all your voice notes.
That is really rude.
I've sent you some really great ones.
I literally see them
and I just...
It's way easier.
Why don't you just voice
and have it come through as text?
That's what I do.
I only do that.
I just voice record it
but it comes out in a text.
Yeah, but then words get spelled wrong.
All the time.
The other day I wrote accidentally
I want to fuck you, Rabbi. I did. It came day I wrote accidentally, I want to fuck you, Rabbi.
I did.
It came out accidentally.
I said, I want to fuck you, Rabbi.
What were you trying to say?
I was trying to say, hey, I don't remember what I was trying to say.
It was something, but it was not, I want to fuck you, Rabbi.
Might have been.
You could have been.
You never know.
I'm telling you.
I don't ever read what comes out on my thing.
Yeah.
See, that's the problem.
With voice notes, you can't mess it up.
Right.
So how much does the show help you get in position to do what you both do?
Or is it like you're doing that before and then the show just amplifies what you've already
been doing?
The latter.
The latter.
Yeah.
And so, okay.
Someone like me say, I want to come in.
I'm like, hey, I want to break into the luxury real estate market in LA.
What does it actually take to do that?
Is it impossible? You have to just know people
or is it like, you can actually like, what is it? What are the traits? Cause I think people
will listen to this and they'll look at both of you and be like, Oh, I want to follow that path.
I think you have to be charismatic. I think, you know, when you're in sales and whether it's real
estate, advertising, whatever it is, sales is the type of thing where people have to be drawn to you.
You have to have charisma.
You have to have like a certain amount of authenticity where people trust you
because you're handling, you know, the biggest thing that,
the biggest asset that they have.
And obviously you have to know what you're doing.
What's a client that you guys have stepped away from
that had a shitload of money to spend
and they were going to buy a huge house,
but you just
couldn't deal with them. I had one on the show last season. Oh God, that piece. Oh, he was such
a fucking asshole. His name is Scott Gillen. Scott Gillen, everyone. Yeah. Tell us what you
think about him, Tracy. I can't stand that man. Half a billion in real estate. I managed his portfolio for a year.
Didn't sell a single thing because the half a billion in real estate was probably worth more
like a hundred million. He was very high on himself and his ability.
Sounds leverage to me.
Yeah. He's a delight. He's a real delight. Anyway, he was so condescending. So the ego was out of control.
And finally, he made my staff cry.
He made my business partner cry.
He threw chairs across the room.
He was really unfortunate.
And I finally got to the place where I was like,
there isn't a check that you could write for me to stay in this dynamic.
So then I took him as a client.
No, you didn't.
No, he didn't.
I'm kidding.
How would that have gone over
if you had taken him as a client?
Would you have fired him?
There's no way.
I would never.
No, I don't deal well.
They would not deal well with me
because entitled is the wrong word,
but I don't kiss people's asses.
I don't go to that level to make a sale.
And I am a salesperson.
It's like you're supposed to cater to the client.
I'm not good at that.
I treat them as if they're equals,
not that they're above me,
which maybe I shouldn't do,
but it's just the game.
Yeah, but then you kind of remind me
of the girl in high school that was like,
I'm too busy for you.
Leave me alone.
I don't want to date you.
And then the guy's more intrigued.
Michael.
But like you remind me of like someone who is like constantly trying to play hard to get.
So the person like tries to like.
I'm not trying.
I don't know.
It's just like.
You are hard to get maybe is the right word.
I don't think so.
I'm maybe I'm just not as. I don't know. You are hard to get. Maybe it's the right word. I don't think so. I'm I'm I maybe I'm just not as I don't know.
You're aloof.
Aloof, maybe.
No, I'm personable.
You're personable, but aloof.
He's just so eccentric that is I think is like the only word for you, because the fact
that you're like sometimes I think he's like 20 years my senior.
And I remember that he's not like 10 years younger than me.
And he's just a different, like you have an old soul.
He's not a typical guy by any stretch of the word.
Most of his friends are past 70.
I mean, I'm young.
I appreciate that.
I love older people too.
I appreciate that.
I just have a lot more in common. I have a lot more to talk about. Well, he's almost uncomfortable
with people that are younger.
Yeah, it's weird. I don't know why. He just
doesn't relate. Well, you were
very close to your grandma.
Yeah, I mean, that's not why. Maybe that's part
of it. Yeah. Yeah. So maybe
that's like the appeal. It just really to
you know, I don't know. I just
have more things to talk about. I don't know. I just have more things to talk about.
I don't know.
Yeah.
So I want to go back to when you had a kid.
How did you do that with real estate?
If you're building this massive empire, like how did you manage that?
Because I'm having an issue with it right now.
I constantly feel guilty.
And I don't have any answers or tips.
Yeah, I wish I had the answers. I don't have any answers or tips yeah I wish I had the answers I don't it was tough I wasn't at
the time I was 30 when I had my daughter my first daughter and I'd been married for two years and
I was selling real estate and doing well but it was still not I wasn't at the level where I was
like this is gonna be really big. And so I actually
took most of the first year off. I think I sold like a couple houses, you know, by default and
then got back into it again. But where it got even harder is when the school kicked in because
that's when like that competitiveness and all the mommies are like,
and now I know better. And so if I had, if you're going into that mode soon, that's when you really
need to protect yourself because it's so easy to get sucked into like being, you know, PTA mom.
No, I wouldn't do all that. Just being involved and like being there
and showing up to school. And, you know, the truth is when you're a working mom and candidly for me,
you know, once I got divorced, a single mom and working, I had no option. And I remember feeling
so fucking guilty all the time because I couldn't do any of those things. And so I finally called
the head of the school. This is a couple of years. This is probably three or four years ago. And my
daughter was in fifth or sixth grade at the time. And I just said to her, I go, I can't, I can't do
this anymore. I can't feel guilty about it. I'm done. I'm working too hard. And you guys send emails on a weekly basis about,
you know, joining, participating. We'd love to have you, you know? And I said,
it just makes me feel worse. So take me off the fucking list.
Why don't you just push unsubscribe?
Because they're personal emails from like the teachers and they want you to be involved in,
particularly when the kids are younger. Now my daughters are in like these little,
you know, they're, they're in upper school. So they're like little mini feminists and you're not even
allowed to go to school. And I'm like, you know, praise the Lord. But, you know, when they're in
elementary school, there's this expectation and you suck as a parent, particularly as a mother,
less as a dad, if you're not at every single game, showing up and doing like the Halloween tour and
like whatever the hell is happening.
It's weekly. And I couldn't be a part of any of it. It made me feel like shit for so many years.
And then finally, the head of school was like, come in. You're a mess. And I said, yeah, I am.
And I said, you guys got to stop this. She goes, you need to stop. You need to let it go. Forgive
yourself and do you. Your kids are fine. They're
doing great. And let go of the pressure that you feel. And I was like, okay. And she gave me
permission to do that. And so it's, it was, you know, who doesn't give you permission to do that
though I feel like. And this is just, this is an observation. I have no idea because my daughter's
two. It seems like the other mothers are the worst. I, I, I didn't do the mom group thing or anything.
And not that there's anything wrong with that.
If you want to do that, great.
But it seems like it's so competitive.
And it seems like they're almost there for each other.
Not even for the kids.
It's like the bar mitzvah when you have like bar mitzvahs for your children.
And it's really a party for the parents.
Right.
To show off.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's that dynamic to me seems even more rough.
Like when you start doing like the application process for preschools and, and you start
going through that whole thing.
And in LA it was awful.
But, you know, it's like, what do you mean?
What am I like?
They haven't achieved anything yet.
What do you want me to talk about?
She walks, she talks and she's cute as shit.
Like let her in, you know? And it becomes this like competitive thing of what the parents are
going to bring to the table. And the truth is no one gives a shit. No one looks back and goes that
was mother of the year. She was at the preschool every day delivering donuts or whatever. Like
it means nothing in the grand scheme of things. But I think the women
actually put so much pressure
on themselves
to perform at that level.
And it's,
it adds up to nothing.
Might as well just embrace that
when we get to that stage,
like we're,
it's not going to go well for us.
No, I'm going to send you.
It's just not going to go well for us.
I'm going to send you.
You'll be fine for me to send.
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I'm going to roll up, be part of the PTA. Yeah, bleach your butthole. Let them all
put their finger in it. I don't care. Just don't let it be me.
I mean, when I was a kid, I didn't have any of this stuff. I was lucky if my parents
picked me up from the principal's office. I think the most powerful thing you can do too, especially for a daughter,
is show you,
like what you've shown
your daughters by example
is incredible.
Like they couldn't have
a better role model.
I don't,
you know what's so funny
is I look at my girls
every day and I'm like,
how did they turn out so good?
Like I was sort of
like the wild child.
Like when I was in high school,
I smoked pot. I, you know, I tried, you name it. I did it. I like, I made it through and I always
got decent grades and I never really fully fell off the wagon, went to a good college, yada, yada.
But I definitely had my fair share of experimentation and life. And I have these two
great girls that are really independent. Like they are in control
of their education. I don't helicopter parent them. And, and I've always sort of gone left of
center, you know, which I was judged for by moms, like the whole time I was raising them and I'm
still raising them. But I think the, like the the proof is in the pudding. I have these two
incredibly independent young females who are awesome. And I think it has a little bit to do
with the fact that I've let them make mistakes. I don't hover over them. And they have watched me
live my completely authentic and truth. So I think because of that,
they're independent, strong little women.
They don't like me.
Yeah, I think the kids that go through school
in this like kind of cookie cutter,
picture perfect, best grades,
never step out of line, never get in trouble.
Like they're the ones that actually
have trouble later in life
because they realize the world's not
this structured, simple, formulaic
place, right? You get in the real world and it's tough and there's challenges and there's things
that happen that you can't expect. And so if you're not used to dealing with a little bit
of chaos as a kid and then you come into that world, you don't know how to handle it.
Totally. Too bad you and I weren't raising kids at the same time because we would have
made each other feel less guilty by just doing whatever the fuck we wanted.
Why don't the girls like you? Well, first of
all, I just learned yesterday that their names
weren't Charlotte and Denise. What?
He's so full of shit.
But he lives
to... What are their names again?
I'm not sure that you're meant for children.
I'm not sure either. We'll see.
Like, Bobby is meant to
parent, so you might have to give in on this one.
Bobby's for sure meant for parenting.
Yeah, he's going to be a great, great parent.
You don't want kids, Josh?
No, it's not that I don't want kids.
I just really don't want that right now.
I think I'm too young to have a kid.
How old are you?
36.
No, you're a good age now.
How old are you?
Oh, Michael's going to get judgy on you.
How do you know what a good age is?
No, I think it's a good age.
I think he's going to get more stuck in his ways
the longer he goes.
My idea is like
you don't want to be
the guy that's like
huffing and puffing
to keep up, right?
You don't want to be like
I don't most of my friends
don't have kids yet.
You're projecting your narrative
onto Josh.
No, no.
I think you guys
would be good parents.
I think you'd be surprised
and I think it would add
a little bit of like a
You secretly want someone
that you can bring
to Hotel DuCap
and put in a little tube
and take Instagram photos.
No, that's absolutely
what I do not want
is I would like to go
to Hotel DuCap
and not have to deal
with that shit.
So we...
You'll have a nanny.
The last time we were there,
we brought our child
and it was a mess
because we didn't have any help.
We thought...
We thought...
We thought we could just go.
We can go to France.
I can just be like hands-on mom. It'll be fine. We thought, we thought, oh, we can go to France. I can just
be like hands-on mom. It'll be fine. We don't need a nanny. Holy fucking shit. It was, she was
running around the hotel naked. You'll appreciate this. Oh my God. It was not. We were, um, we would
separate sometimes. I got to go to the gym or she would go to the gym. Like, you know, we'd have to
wait because one of us have to stay with the kid. We were just beat down coming back.
It's like the most relaxing place in the world and we were just beat.
And I was walking back and I just heard this kid screaming bloody murder.
And I got on my high horse.
I'm like, God, somebody's got to get their fucking kid under control.
This is a nice place.
I turn the corner and I see my daughter butt naked screaming bloody murder.
Lauren's laying on the bed like this.
I'm like, I'm not doing it.
I said, oh shit, it's my kid. I just give up.
I give up. And you want me to have a child?
No, the point of the story is
that for you to go to your hotel
du cap, you need to have a nanny. But you'll
have your like staff, I feel like.
At the hotel du cap, I'm just going to bring the staff
with me to the hotel du cap? Yeah, put them in another
room. Right. Okay.
I feel like
you would be a good parent,
but it requires a little selflessness,
which might be tough.
Yeah.
Why don't your girls like him?
Because he picks on them.
You know, he knows their names.
Denise and Charlotte?
He ignores them.
I think it's a tactic.
He, of course, 1,000%. Like, it's his MO. It's his whole spiel. What's a tactic he of course 1000%
like it's his
MO
it's his whole spiel
what's the tactic
what am I gaining
the tactic is
is that you
act aloof
and ignore
and then people
lean in
Juliet leans in
and says things like
he's an asshole
but he kind of likes it
he does
he is inspired
by like a response whether it's negative or positive.
If he's getting a reaction, it works.
Like he walks into the house.
He will walk by my two kids, go to the refrigerator, open it up and be like, Miriam, like I need a sandwich.
Miriam makes great tuna, by the way.
I'm the one who's the one who makes the Armenian tuna. Well, there's the Armenian one with the oil by the way. She does make great tuna. I'm the one who taught her how to make the tuna. Who's the one who makes the Armenian tuna?
Well, there's the Armenian tuna.
The one with the oil and the olives?
Yeah.
I like that one.
That's the Mediterranean tuna.
I got mad at Miriam the other day.
She didn't make the one with the mayonnaise.
No, is Miriam like a house manager?
She's my housekeeper.
A housekeeper.
Yes.
So does that entail watching the girls too?
No, I have a nanny that deals with the girls.
I swear to God, it's so interesting to
me, both of your staffs, like how you structure it. If I didn't have like a full-time housekeeper
and nanny, I wouldn't survive. So is the housekeeper there every day? Every single day.
Seven days a week? No, no, sorry. During the week. During the week. And is the nanny there
when five days a week? Yes. And then is there anyone else on staff? Assistant?
I just hired a personal assistant for the first time.
And I'm like,
I don't know what to tell you to do.
I feel like you're so busy.
Yeah.
Who books your calendar and everything?
I'm very in control of my calendar.
Oh, I'm so opposite.
Like I have my calendar color coded
down to like,
like I said,
like I schedule a call.
So do I.
If the call is never,
like if someone schedules
my call for me
and it says 30 minutes,
I get pissed off
and then I shorten it to 15.
Always.
Because why does the call
need to be 30 minutes?
It's taking up an extra
15 minutes of my free time.
I do the exact same thing.
I got it down to 10 minutes now.
Yeah.
Sometimes.
You know, it's funny.
I tell people like,
Is that a flex?
Doing this podcast
has taught me how much time people-
You can cover so much ground in 45 minutes to an hour.
Yeah.
A call never needs to be 30 minutes.
But why do you have to schedule the amount of time?
I just like, here's a call.
I put it in the-
Because my day of calls is Wednesday.
No, Josh.
This is why you're getting stuck for 45 minutes.
I have to have hard stops.
But I would just say that I can control the conversation.
I don't say it ahead of time to the person I'm going to have a call with.
We're going to be talking for 45 minutes.
We talk and then I get up.
Well, but that's why you're an ineffective communicator.
But how do people not go?
People go on and on and on.
I get.
So does he though.
But what, you allocate a time ahead of time to them and say, you have this amount of time to talk to me?
I got it.
No.
Yeah.
I just, I get to the fucking point.
Yeah.
I just get to that.
And like, it's one, sometimes they,
maybe that's why I, a lot of times I will part
not amicably with clients because I don't appease them.
Like if she's shut the fuck up
about talking about the pipe in your house
for 45 minutes and I'll just,
or what was the other day?
This woman is like, oh, we're talking about her house,
which it looks like dog shit.
And we're talking about how, why it hasn't sold yet.
And I keep saying, we need to reduce the price. And I give them, oh no, we can't reduce the price,
but how do we get more people here? What do we do? Can we advertise more? Should we,
should we have another open house? There's been 16 already. And I'm just like, I don't know what
to tell you. Your house is overpriced. And then I'm thinking to myself, it doesn't look so much.
She's like, you wonder why people fire you? Like, it's like, I don't have the patience.
I almost fired you.
So you, so the house that you're in on the show,
Josh sold you.
I'm in a rental right now.
The house that I am now gutting and almost done with
is the house that he sold me.
And then tell us about what happened
that I saw on Instagram where he gave you the keys.
Yeah, tell us that.
That was a really sweet moment. It was, wasn't it? Yeah, it was. Like the most he gave you the keys. Yeah, tell us that. That was a really sweet moment.
It was, wasn't it?
Yeah, it was.
Like the most favorite moment of the season.
Yeah, that was really, really cute.
Tell us about that.
So we genuinely, I was pushing myself
probably beyond my budget.
I really wanted to spend like seven and a half million max
if I was going to do any work to a house.
You know, I had just sold my house two years ago. I
put aside some money and that was like my budget. And I pushed for this house because I wanted to
remain in the flats for my girls. And I was like, okay, I'd rather take something a little smaller
and on a littler lot than, and be in this neighborhood than whatever. He showed me the house and I just, I mean, we really negotiated
for a long time. Obviously the show, you know, tightened it up a little bit and we got to a point
where we were still a couple hundred thousand dollars apart and I couldn't do any more and
he couldn't push his clients to take any less. So I thought it was a dead deal. And, you know, then he came to me,
and obviously you guys saw that on the show, and I really had moved on. Like, I thought it was over,
and then he surprised me and had given up his commission to make it happen. It was very cute.
That's pretty sweet.
It was very sweet. Granted, he makes plenty of money. So,
you know,
lucky for him.
It didn't really dent his style.
You could have just stopped like a sentence ago.
But,
no,
but it was,
it was the cutest thing.
It was the nicest thing
anyone's done for me.
So you surprised her
on the show with the keys
and told her
I gave up my commission.
Yeah.
That's cute.
I thought so.
See,
I think you have
a very warm heart. Yeah, you're cute. I thought so. See, I think you have a very warm heart.
Yeah, you're a softie, Josh.
I do.
He's like an angel.
I think people think I'm very
unrelatable or you can't, you know,
whatever, but that's not true.
Actually, I don't think,
I think I'm more even warm and funny
and I joke around with people.
Yeah, you are.
Yeah.
But you're just, you know, you're guarded until you really let someone in.
But when he lets you in, he's like, you know, the most gentle, sweet.
Is that like Lisa Vanderpump guarded?
Like, is that like an English?
No, not like that.
I just don't think that you like necessarily.
Right.
You know, you're very like.
There's a veneer.
Right.
Yeah.
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Any allergies?
No allergies.
Okay.
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Who else is guarded that we know?
Bobby's not, I feel like.
No.
I'm trying to relate.
Bobby entertaining on Instagram is, I love it.
Wait, who's a guarded person on TV so I can relate and I can figure out?
A guarded person on TV.
That I would know.
Who's a... Which housewife is guarded? Not a lot.
I would say probably Lisa Vanderpump.
Yeah, Lisa Vanderpump.
Interesting. But like, I'm the same way.
I love her energy.
By the way, as a person, she's
the sweetest.
Yeah, no, I get along with Lisa.
We had a fight once, but...
She was mad at you? You have to give us the juice. She was mad., I get along with Lisa. Yeah. We had a fight once, but. She was mad at you.
You have to give us the juice.
Why was she mad?
She was mad.
We talked.
She brought it up to me.
I did her podcast with her
and I was at her house
and she was talking shit about you
because she said that you were mean to her,
but that you apologized and sent flowers.
And so she forgave you.
Why were you mean?
I can't like,
I don't see the side of you.
It wasn't mean.
I was.
I had one too many cocktails and I think I said to her,
I said, why are you such a cunt?
Oh, God.
I can't imagine why that didn't land.
Wait, hold on.
I thought it was funny.
Are you at the Beverly Hills Hotel when you say this?
Probably.
No, that's even worse. It was in her own restaurant.
Oh, okay.
So do you walk up to her and you just ask her that sentence or was it like-
It was like I was trying to be playful and I guess that word never comes out playful.
I was just like, she's very aloof, like very like, I guess what I am, like very like, you
know, and so I was like, come on, why are you such a cunt?
It didn't land well.
How were the flowers?
Were they really pretty?
I don't remember.
They had to be pretty nice for her.
I don't remember.
But I wish I still had the message on the machine.
It was so...
This is Lisa Vanderbilt.
I did receive your flowers.
And I do want to let you know that I do accept your...
Wait.
I do accept your apology.
You were wrong.
Goodbye.
Something to that effect.
Have you seen her since?
Yeah, I'm fine with her. I love it. That's such a Hollywood story. Goodbye. Something to that effect. Have you seen her since? Yeah, I'm fine with her.
I love it. That's such a
Hollywood story. Right. Speaking
of Hollywood stories, I have to
ask you and Sonia.
How do you guys not have
your own show? What is happening?
Your dynamic
with the IV mug
that's as big as your head
in your bed.
What?
Yeah, there was like a story she's drinking out of her
like her ivy bowl.
I mean,
I don't even remember
what that,
what it is,
but I mean,
she's always,
I mean,
whenever she comes over,
she's just like,
that woman,
you just gotta have,
She's exhausting.
She's exhausting.
Is it her real personality?
She came over a thousand percent.
He texted me and he goes,
I'm coming over with Sonia.
And I was like, oh my God, I can't wait.
Like, I'm so excited.
Have you met her before?
No.
To see this woman in like person and deal with it.
We had just left a child's, what do you call it?
Like when you go on a bouncy thing
when there's balls everywhere or whatever.
But we didn't know the people.
We saw they were having, we were walking on our street and we didn't know the people. We saw it was like balloons, like a kid birthday party. Thing when there's balls everywhere or whatever. Like a bouncy house. But we didn't know the people. We saw they were having,
we were walking on our street
and we didn't know the people.
We saw it was like balloons,
like a kid's party.
And we decided.
No, you knew them, no?
No, we didn't know the people.
Oh my God.
I forgot to tell you that part.
Oh yeah.
So they were on our street
and we just kind of like,
and the people that kind of knew us from the show
were like, can we come in?
And there was a bunch of moms.
And then we just went into the bouncy thing
and we were playing for an hour.
She was definitely buzzed.
Wait, how did you
and Sony get connected in the first place?
We met at a glory hole.
What's a glory hole?
Isn't that a bar with...
You've never heard of a glory hole?
Look at the 70s. It's like
where a dude would stick his dick through a hole
and then there would be another dude on the other side
they have one of those
in West Hollywood
don't even lie
those aren't just from the 70s
I know all the juice
there's a glory hole
in West Hollywood
where you go
and there's guys behind
where is this?
I'll get you the address
no it's okay
thank you
wait
do they like
and you blow the dick
or you
you blow the dick
you stick it in your ass
or whatever
can you?
But it's mainly for guys.
Like, I think it's a gay-
It's definitely not for women.
I mean, I don't really frequent them that often.
I just thought I-
Next time I see you all, we'll run into each other at the glory hole.
At the glory hole, for sure.
Instead of the Beverly Hills.
Yeah, absolutely.
So you and Sonia met at a glory hole.
Absolutely.
Where'd you really meet?
We met-
I don't remember where we met.
It was so long ago.
I mean, she's- I don't know why we get along so well.
She's a fucking wacko.
Why is she exhausting?
Oh my God.
She's just, it's the Sonia show.
You know, when you're in a room with like an actress
that just like sucks the air out of the room,
that's kind of Sonia, but in a funny way,
not in like a negative way.
She's high energy. She's high energy.
She's high energy.
She's like,
like she came over to my house.
She was clearly buzzed.
I got out a cheese plate.
She devoured the entire,
like it was like everywhere.
And she was just like,
I just,
we just sat there
like sort of in awe.
Like it's,
she really does, like,
demand that.
She's high energy.
But do you think she was like that
before the show?
For sure.
Yes.
Absolutely.
I feel like she's 100%
authentically that human.
My favorite Sonia-ism
is when she was on the show
and she said that her pussy was fat.
Fat?
Yeah.
And she said,
I have a fat, chubby pussy.
That's... She says it on the show. I've seen her pussy a million times. Is her pussy fat? Yeah. And she said, I have a fat, chubby pussy. That's,
she says it on the show.
I've seen her pussy a million times.
Is her pussy fat?
I don't know how to relate it.
Like,
what is a fat pussy
versus a thin pussy?
I don't know.
I feel like you know
a fat pussy when you see one.
Like,
it's just fat.
I don't think it's fat.
I don't know.
It's a,
maybe wrong guy to ask.
He's not like a pussy connoisseur.
I don't know.
I'm not a connoisseur of pussy,
but it seemed like a normal pussy.
It was a nice pussy, I think. I'm dead right now. I think it was a normal pussy. I'm not a connoisseur of pussy, but it seemed like a normal pussy. It was a nice pussy, I think.
I'm dead right now.
I think it was a nice pussy.
I feel like she probably does not have a fat pussy.
It was a nice pussy.
I bet you she has a great pussy.
It was a nice pussy.
I've seen it quite a few times.
It was a nice pussy.
So when she stays over, does she leave?
No.
That's why I've seen her pussy so many times.
She just moves in.
Well, I've seen your penis.
A billion times. How is it? It's just, well, I've seen her pussy so many times. She just moves in. Well, I've seen your penis. A billion times.
How is it?
It's just…
Well, I've never seen it hard.
I've only seen it flaccid.
Oh, you don't even get it hard for her?
No.
She has to look at a limp wiener.
I just look flopping around in her face.
Always.
Always, Nate.
To the point where I don't even look at it anymore.
Michael at least gives me a little bit of chub.
Like a chub.
A little bit, yeah.
Oh, I'll just walk
into her house
and drop my pants.
Oh my God.
I'm so sorry.
Yeah, flaccid as ever.
It's really unfortunate.
You have to look
at that thing.
It's to the point
like he was naked all morning.
He was naked last night.
Like I have video
of him standing
behind me naked
while I'm trying
to get ready.
How about when I wrestled
you naked yesterday?
Like I literally grabbed her head between my legs, like my balls in her face.
Oh my God, Tracy.
In bed yesterday.
I don't know why I tolerated it.
Speaking of balls, you are dating a very good looking hot man.
Oh, he's cute.
Yeah.
Tell us about how that started.
Do him and Josh get along?
What's the dynamic?
What is the dynamic?
Well. I just don't get along? What's the dynamic? What is the dynamic? Well,
I just don't get along with my kids.
Yeah.
Anyone under the age of 30 is too young for him.
Too young.
Well, he's under 30.
Yeah, that's true.
I think it's almost been two years now.
I can't believe it,
but like we're approaching like almost a two-year mark of seeing each other,
which is wild.
I'm intrigued by this.
How do you guys do so well in your careers?
And you're a mother,
and you guys have got a lot going on,
and film a reality show.
How much work is that?
How do you fit this into your schedule?
The thing about our show is we film...
It is exhausting.
But we film like 10 to 12 months out of the year
where a lot of reality shows are shot in like a three-month period.
Right.
And then it's over.
Got it.
We're following real sales, real stories.
And so that part of it takes a long time.
So it's less hours per week.
I'd say we probably on average shoot like twice a week for six hours.
Yeah, sometimes more than that. The interviews
take a long time. Sometimes more, sometimes less.
But we could also sit and be interviewed for
when we're sitting there in the chair and talking
on the show, like we're giving
our dialogue. That could be
four hours easily.
And then they cut that down to what, five minutes
or so? No, they use it throughout the story.
It's not like for one episode
I mean
well I mean
sure I mean
they would probably film
60 hours
and it's cut down to like
or much more than that
is it hard to watch
yourself on TV
are you like
fuck I shouldn't have
worn that
or that makeup
I don't like that
I feel like it's harder
for women
because
like
you have off
makeup for hair days
and maybe you thought it looked good at the time
and then you have to see it,
like particularly with the interview stuff
because they make you wear the same thing over and over.
So like once you're like nailed into a look,
I begged them.
I was like, can we please,
because the guys wear one interview look
for the whole season.
I was like, can we please, like I need to change.
I can't wear this
fucking shirt
for one more,
like,
it's a year
of a shirt.
That stupid shirt.
No,
I sold,
I sold the shirt
to a fan.
Really?
No,
I sent it to them
and didn't sell it.
But like,
I give away that.
You totally sold that shirt.
I never want
anything to do
with those clothes ever again.
Because they're just so,
it's like Josh wearing the same thing five days in a row.
It's gone from two to five now.
No, but like that would drive me nuts
to have to wear the same thing in your hair
and makeup has to look the same.
So what if you don't like something?
No.
And then when you see it, you're like,
oh my God, like I had a blue,
they wanted me in bright colors.
They don't like when I wear white. They don't like when I wear white.
They don't like when I wear,
they wanted like,
I remember the first season,
they were like,
we'd like to see you in like an emerald sort of green.
And I'm like,
I don't wear green.
Oh my God.
Sure as shit.
You're an emerald green Birkin.
Don't you?
So let me ask you both this.
At this point,
what's the motivation for continuing to do it?
Because it seems like without it,
you would still be able to do everything.
You must enjoy doing it at some level.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, we do.
And it's obviously great for business.
Has your business completely exploded since the show
or was it already exploded before?
I had a very good business before the show.
Keep in mind, I've been doing this since I was…
I've been doing the show since I was 21.
Wow.
I always forget that it's been around that long.
Yeah.
Wow.
Not 21.
Yes.
I started filming when I was 21 years old.
You're in season 13.
You're not 33.
Think about it.
Years…
No, I'm…
No, I'm 36.
But think about it.
It takes more than a year sometimes to film it.
Like, it doesn't come out every Christmas.
Yeah, that's true.
It's…
I started in 2000
when I was 21.
Is it annoying
to be recognized all the time?
My 22nd birthday
was on the show.
She's going to go
do research on it.
Is it annoying
to be recognized all the time?
No.
I don't like it when I'm
she's much nicer than I am.
I don't like this morning
somebody came up to us
and I was like,
we got to go.
So sweet.
She's like,
you're like,
no, let's get better lighting.
What the fuck? I'm like you. She's like, you're like, no, let's get better lighting.
What the fuck?
What do you give a shit how we're taking it?
I'm like you.
What the fuck do you care how her picture turns out?
She was so excited.
Let's do better lighting.
Because you don't want shit lighting for anyone involved.
What the fuck do I care?
I'm never going to see this girl again.
Well, she really cares about her picture. She cares.
She was really excited.
And you dragged me into this shit.
And I literally was like, I'm sorry.
If it's like on the street, can I take a photo?
Sure.
Like, let's have a bit like a lighting.
Like I'm sitting having dinner.
Oh, the other day I met Mr. Chow's and this woman comes up with literally a TMZ shirt on.
And her four kids, they came, they were here from Arkansas for their 12th birthday or something like that.
And I'm sitting there eating my Mr. Chow noodles.
And the girl comes up, it's like, can we take a photo?
I'm just about to say, I'm enjoying my meal right now.
And then she pushes like her girls, like, come take a photo with Josh.
And literally there's like a glass divider between each booth at Mr. Chow's, whatever.
And it like fell on top.
It was like out of a movie, like toppling on me while I'm trying to eat my noodles.
And they're like, let's get better lighting.
I'm like, this is unreal.
This is like out of a movie, like a really embarrassing movie.
But they didn't seem to be bothered by it.
Yeah.
Now you just made me crave Mr. Chow's.
I've had it like five times this month.
I'm so over it now.
Well, it has MSG in it, I feel like.
Talk about like sitting on the toilet.
I think you can get it without MSG.
Yeah, talk about sitting on the toilet.
What are you? Who's the what?. Yeah, talk about sitting on the toilet.
Who's the, what, the bottom, the top after Mr. Chow's?
Nobody's bottoming after Mr. Chow's. I can assure you that.
By the way, that is one thing I can assure you.
No one has gone to Mr. Chow's and said, let's fuck afterwards.
Let's have butt sex after Mr. Chow's.
That's a great idea.
So fragile.
Right?
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I don't even know why it was.
Oh, because you know what?
India is a big country.
You don't realize it's like you couldn't go to the United States and see everything in
like a week.
Like to go through India, that's a massive country. You don't realize it's like you couldn't go to the United States and see everything in like a week. Like to go through India, that's a massive country.
It takes a month.
So if one were to go to India, where should they start?
By the way, India has the best hotels.
If you can afford to travel nicely, India is by far the finest hotels I've ever stayed
in the world.
Oh, without a doubt.
The like the Rambog Palace or Rathan Bor or like all the Amman's and the Oberoi's.
They're like insane.
The Leela Palace.
There's one that's like that's floating in the middle of a lake.
It was actually an octopussy, that James Bond movie.
That's an island like that is a hotel in India.
You haven't taken me to Udaipur.
I could lose some weight.
I mean, you'd like to lose weight.
Go to India.
OK, I mean, that's that's a tip.
Yes.
I feel like that's kind of
though a Sonia Morgan tip
that she like goes.
She goes to all these different
Sonia will sometimes like disappear
and like she won't answer
my texts or calls for like a month.
That's what they say on the show.
She disappears for a month.
She does.
And but she goes to like Palm Springs.
I'm like, what the fuck?
She's like, look, when I'm on, I'm on.
I'm always one to one to
sometimes I need time for myself
when I'm on, I'm on.
But people think like I dismiss them sometimes, but I don't dismiss them. on. I'm always one, two, one, two. Sometimes I need time for myself. When I'm on, I'm on. But people think like I dismiss them sometimes,
but I don't dismiss them.
Like if I'm not entitled to have a little time for myself,
but if I'm on, I'm on.
You know how me I am when I come to your house.
It's all about you.
It's attention, attention, attention.
But when I'm off, I'm off.
I'm like.
I mean, I do get that in a way.
And there's a little bit of a balance, I'm sure.
She does colonics for,
she says on the show for 30 days every day.
Holy shit. Yeah. Really? Yeah. She goes to like, she says on the show, for 30 days every day. Holy shit.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
She goes to like, she says this on the show.
She goes to like Palm Springs and she does like a whole.
And I'm sure she gets it done like, you know, trade out or something.
Yeah.
Of course.
She's like all.
Hashtag.
Hashtag.
Hashtag colonics.
Colonics.
Colonic partnership.
She's good at that.
Swipe up.
She's so good at it.
Good for her.
She's really good at it. But you know, it works for the person also because she's got a that she's so good at it she's really good at it
but you know
it works for the person also
because
she's got a big fan base
so like
all they gotta do is mention
the place where she's getting her butt
what do they do
a little washed out
I know I wanna know
colonic
and you're gonna wanna go there
100%
we gotta get the info on it
what a time to be alive
I had a colonic one time
you know there's like a little window
where you can like look
and see everything
I found a gold penny
shut the fuck up not kidding shut up shut up I was kidding okay a colonic one time. You know, there's like a little window where you can like look and see everything. I found a gold penny.
Shut the fuck up. I'm not kidding.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I was kidding.
Okay.
I've had a colonic once.
Anything interesting?
No,
I didn't see anything interesting.
I just,
I've done it.
Here's my thing.
You can't,
you can't like really drink alcohol
for three days afterwards,
after it.
They didn't tell me that.
Oh,
you probably wouldn't have
like a glass.
I would have had one.
How about when you leave the colonic and you go to the bathroom there,
like before you leave the place and you like just shit it all out. It's all, it's like. I feel like it pulls the good bacteria out of your gut though too. That's my thing. That's why I don't like it.
It doesn't just pull the bad stuff out. It pulls also like your good, your good gut bacteria.
I just have a celery juice.
I used to do colonics like in my late 20s.
I feel like that was like a thing back in the day.
You don't want to have butt sex after a colonic.
Really?
I feel like that's when you would be clean.
Well, that's when I first got with Bobby.
I was like, I'm going to try to bottom or whatever.
So I'm so crazy.
I'm like, I'm going to go get a colonic first.
And then I realized that was not a great idea. Are you supposed'm like, I'm going to go get a colonic first. And then I realized
that was not a great idea.
Are you supposed to do,
what's it called,
like a douche?
That would probably
make more sense.
My friend takes a bathroom,
not a bathroom,
but takes a bath
in hydrogen peroxide.
What?
What?
Yeah, he said that works.
What is the point of that?
I don't understand.
He says it cleans,
you know who I'm talking about.
How is that pot?
Wait.
He says it cleans his butthole from the inside out.
Does he shit in the bath while he's in there?
I didn't ask for directions.
What?
That's what he said.
He bathes in hydroclone.
I'll do a swipe up.
Anytime I start to feel like I'm a little off,
I hear stories like this.
I'm like, all right.
So wait, then he goes from the bath
and just shits everything out?
No, no, no, no.
It doesn't make you shit everything out.
It just cleans it.
It bleaches and cleans everything.
Huh.
Okay.
That's what,
I don't know.
That's what I heard.
What is someone,
or what is something
that someone
wouldn't know
about each of you?
You're on TV,
you're public on social media.
What's something like,
something that you like
to do when you're off
or something
that you don't talk
about a lot
because you're obviously
talking about real estate? I mean, it's not like a secret. I just love interior design and
I love art and I love furniture. So I'm always going to auctions or I'm going to furniture
stores or whatever. Same. Are auctions cool? I've never been to one. Oh, there's so much fun. It's
auction week right now in New York, actually. Wait, so you go and it's just a bunch of people that just want to sell all their stuff right away.
It's dangerous.
Well, actually, I don't know if you guys have heard about the McAlo collection in New York
right now. It's about $400 million of art that's being auctioned. It's either Christie's or
Sotheby's, but it's really funny. It's kind of sick. This guy, Harry McAlo, has been married
to this woman for like 60 plus years.
He's like 90 and she's like 80 something. And so he left her for this 20 year old woman.
And he owns the building across the street from her apartment on Park Avenue. And he puts up on
the entire building, a huge picture of him and his new wife. So every time she opens the curtains,
she has to look at the new Mrs. McAuliffe and the courts, they hate each other so much. They would not agree. Finally, the judge goes, fuck it. You're liquidating everything.
And so all the shit, it's like $400 million of dollars of art has gone to auction this week.
My guess is he's going to probably bid and buy it back himself. That's my gut. But anyway,
that's so that they literally could not agree on anything. The courts made them liquidate everything.
Wow. Yeah. Why are you not flying to New York? courts made them liquidate everything. Wow.
Yeah.
Why are you not flying to New York?
I feel like you need to go there.
I wanted to go actually this weekend.
I was going to go candy spelling.
I'm never going to go to New York.
And then we decided we're going to Vegas on Saturday night.
We're going to drive.
That'll be fun.
What's candy spelling like?
Tell me about candy spelling.
Is she fab?
She's amazing.
She was FaceTiming with him yesterday from her silver closet.
Oh, she has different color closets.
Oh, you don't understand.
It's not a silver closet.
Like you open it, it's a little, it's actually larger than this room.
It is a fully lined room with-
For her silver.
For just the silver.
And it is-
Hold on, silver, like her silver outfits?
Or silver, like her forks?
No, no, no.
Oh, we'll talk about the closet in a second.
Like silver, like- Forks. Silver forks, knives. Hold on. Silver, like not like silver outfits or silver, like. No, no, no. Oh, we'll talk about the closet in a second.
Like, like silver, like silver for forks, knives, salt and pepper sellers, platters.
This is what I had to listen to.
Like Josh FaceTiming about napkin rings with candy for a solid 30 minutes. And she was like talking about how this one, this was like a surprise napkin ring that was like cheaper, but like you don't need to spend like she's.
Well, no, we were talking about.
Hilarious.
Because I'm having a dinner party on Saturday night and she's coming. And then we decided
we'll drive to Vegas after the party. So that's like 10 p.m. or whatever. So.
Why drive?
Because she doesn't want to fly right now.
Aaron Spelling never flew a day in his life.
That's true. How'd you know that?
Because I've read every single Tori spelling book and Candy's book.
So Aaron would not fly ever.
And so, and you know, I'm very close with Tori also.
I have totally separate relationships.
I'm going to ask you about that.
I'm like, I'm waiting for it.
So we have, so Aaron wouldn't fly.
So they actually at one time took a coach, like not like a horse and carriage on the
Western, like by train and went by train,
their own private coach across.
But basically they would go to Vegas and stay,
like when Aaron was filming in Las Vegas,
they'd take out the top floor of the Sahara
or whatever the hotel was at the time or whatever.
But so anyway, so she's like a big gambler.
And so she's got the hookup at all the hotels.
And so I said, look, let's get, she has a chauffeur.
Let's take the
driver. We're all drive. We'll pick one of the two and we'll go to Vegas and we'll go to the
furniture mart because she and I both love getting deals on things. She loves a good deal. Like we
went the other day downtown, we went to get discount candles. Yes. I ended up spending $2,000
on the candles, but it would have been 5,000 retail. So you spent
$100 on the candle, 17 ducks a candle. We went downtown to the wholesale place.
How many candles are you buying?
I bought 200 candles.
Just for dinner parties?
No, I bought 100 candles.
For dinner parties?
No, you have like diptyque candles throughout the house, that kind of stuff.
Okay, okay.
And then after that, we went to Philippe's for French dips. She had a, what do you call it?
They had pickled pig's feet there.
Yes.
See, I can get on more with, I like this more than like any day of the week, a club or a,
yeah, this, the pickled pig's feet and like finding candles that like, this sounds fun.
Yeah.
So, but it was, I mean, you should have seen everybody like at Philippe's.
It's like people, like there's sawdust on the floor.
So the chauffeur opens the door for us.
It was like out of a movie.
It was like, I'm trying to think of that move.
It was just, it was really, I remember that movie, like Richie Rich, when he arrives at
the, at the playground in a limousine, it was like that funny because it was like so
out of whack.
We're like literally downtown at a sandwich shop.
She's so anyway, so that was, um, but I love that about her, how juxtaposition she is.
Oh, she's...
Yeah, she's totally a normal...
Yeah.
Like, her closet...
By the way,
she has a 4,600-square-foot closet.
I have never in my life
seen anything like this
in my life.
I didn't believe it.
Wait, I can't picture that
in my head.
Like, how big is that?
It is two stories.
It's like the size of my house.
It's like a four- or five-bedroom home.
It is two stories.
It is insane.
She has a collection just for the dog clothing.
She has a collection just for the purse.
You've never seen anything like this.
There's a dog section.
We talk like around like the other morning.
We were up till like three in the morning on the phone.
We talk at like one to three in the morning.
Nikki Haskell and I too, like they don't sleep.
So she and I love Criminal Minds.
So we watch late at night.
We're like, did you watch this episode?
Whatever.
Sunday night where she's a big horror film person.
We're going to watch the scariest movie we can find.
We're going to screen it upstairs.
Which is?
We don't know yet.
We have to find what the scariest movie is.
Strangers is.
You know what you didn't talk about?
What?
Her wrapping paper closet.
Ironically, the wrapping room is impressive,
but it's not nearly as impressive as the silver room.
But who has a wrapping paper closet?
I know a lot of people who have that, which I don't understand that, by the way.
It's like, why the fuck would you go to Hermes and then wrap your own present?
That doesn't make any sense.
Yeah, that doesn't make any sense.
It's a thing, people.
I think it's a thing of the 80s, like wrapping.
I don't know what it is, but the silver closet is super impressive.
Okay.
Are Tori and Candy on good terms?
I think so.
I think it's a lot more built up in the press.
Like, it's not like what people, like, people think that, like, they don't talk to each other.
It's not true.
Do they spend holidays together?
I would say they have a challenging relationship, but it is not.
It's far from what people think it is.
I love Tori Spelling, too, though.
Tori Spelling is like. She's Tori Spelling is like
I love Tori.
Yeah.
I heard you guys on
Heather MacDonald
and I heard you on
Heather MacDonald
and you guys seem like
you have a really good
I have a really close
relationship with Tori.
Yeah.
I mean she's
she's so funny.
I mean like you can just
she's great because
you can make fun of her
and she can play along with it.
Yeah.
She's in on the joke.
Like if you watch
any of the interviews
I've done on her
on my Instagram like when I've interviewed her like it's hysterical, she's in on the joke. Like, if you watch any of the interviews I've done on her on my Instagram,
like, when I've interviewed her,
like, it's hysterical.
Like, she's just like,
you can,
she's like Sonya
or actually Tracy too.
Easy.
Like, you can poke fun,
you can say whatever you want
and they'll roll with it.
Yeah, she seems like
she doesn't,
she seems like
she's had a crazy childhood.
Like, no one has had a childhood
like Tori Spelling,
number one.
Yeah.
And number two, she just seems like she rolls with the punches and it doesn't take Hollywood
too seriously.
100%.
Her books are really good too. She's a great writer.
I haven't read them. I thought...
You would love it. She's a great writer. She's funny. She hits all the points.
I have a book coming out soon.
Oh, that's something that you can tell our audience that we didn't know about you. Tell us.
Well, it's coming out in, I our audience that we didn't know about you. Tell us.
Well, it's coming out in, I think, six months.
We just finished it.
Is it How to Clean Your Butthole Before Being a Bottom?
Absolutely.
First chapter, Mr. Chow's.
Yeah, first chapter, Mr. Chow's. Second chapter, Bangladesh.
Yeah, it covers that.
And then, no, it'll come out next summer.
What's it called?
Do you have a title yet?
We have options. It's not, we haven't chosen the actual it called? Do you have a title yet? We have, we have options.
It's not, we haven't chosen the actual title yet.
Is it a how-to?
No, it's not like a stupid how-to.
Like, this is who you sell real estate.
It gives examples.
It gives stories that, like, actually, it's good because it's actually entertaining.
And it gives stories and examples of things that have happened to me and why you should or shouldn't do this.
It's just like, this is, like, what you need to do and need to, and it's, it's not a boring book.
I can tell you that.
I can see your second book being an entertaining. This is my third book. Oh, your third book,
excuse me. Your third book or your fourth book. I can see it being an entertaining
how to dress Emily Post kind of vibe. I would like to do that, but that doesn't sell.
Oh God, though. I would love. I've always wanted to do a copy table book on the top
hotels of the world or tablescapes or whatnot, but this doesn't.
I actually think it'll sell better than you think.
I think it would sell.
Yes, it will.
I'm just going by what HarperCollins has told me.
Okay.
Well, maybe you should talk to Simon & Schuster.
We should.
Or a different one.
I feel like an Emily Post updated Josh Flagg situation would crush it.
I would love to read it.
I would too.
This is your third book?
Yeah. Wow. Yeah. And what's your first and your second? I'm going to go read all your books.
First was called Million Dollar. Please don't read the first. Okay. The first was Million Dollar
Agent. Why can't I read the first? It was very obnoxious and tragic. The second one was about
my grandmother. And then the third one was, is this one coming up? Okay. I can't, I'm going to
go read the second one then. Okay. And you wrote a book too. I did. Okay. Tell us about that. It's called Fear. I brought you a
copy. I can't because she left 10 copies in my house. She did. Well, it's called Fear is just
a four letter word. And it's a book about, you know, owning the rooms that you walk into and
figuring out how to navigate life and business and be authentic and without being scared?
You know, someone was doing my makeup
probably like two months ago.
And we were talking about how
when I get my makeup done,
I work on my computer or take calls.
And I said, you know, I'm sorry, I'm working.
I don't mean to be rude.
And she said, oh, no, no, no, no.
I do Tracy's makeup.
And I said, oh.
No, she's rude.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. She didn't say rude actually at all. And I said, oh,
I'm interviewing her. I can't wait. She said, oh my God, you're going to love her.
And then she said, she is the hardest working woman I have ever done makeup on. She works and
works and works. She's such a hustler, but she's also warm. Oh, yeah. Very, very nice about you. Well,
that's nice. You know who this woman is? I'm guessing it's Haley. She does my makeup a lot.
She has dark hair. It wasn't Haley. No, it was somebody else. Shadi. Oh, she's so sweet. Hi,
Shadi. She gave me a very nice compliment. She's so sweet. So did, I think, Haley and Heckman.
She's great. Yes.
Both those girls are very talented.
I am definitely going to be reading your book.
Oh, thank you.
I feel like you are such a great role model for women.
It was terrifying, but it was when I joined the show,
it obviously was like the thing that talked about,
like the first female on the show and the whole male dominated thing. And I didn't even really think about it in the beginning.
And then after the first year,
it was always sort of talked about on podcasts and interviews and stuff like that.
And I said, I really think I should probably do something
and take advantage of that opportunity and talk about it more,
like in a more authentic way.
And so that's how the book got started.
And I remember when we were talking about titles
and I was like, I don't know. I cuss
a lot.
What was the original title? I liked that title.
There's something you were going to call it
then. You need to be on board with the new title.
You need to be like, I love the new title. No, no, no.
I fought for Fear is Just a
Four Letter Word and they didn't want
that to be
the title because they thought, and then it turned out
they, you know, when we did the cover, it made sense. And then, you know, we were going to launch
it and yada, yada. And I was terrified, obviously never wrote a book before. And then the pandemic
happened. And then I was even more terrified to launch a book in the middle of a pandemic.
And then the word fear being on the book and everybody was sort of living, it just ended up
doing really well in the first couple of weeks, and it became a bestseller,
and shocking. I can't wait to read both your books. I'm going to buy the book on your grandma.
I can't wait to read that. I know. I haven't read that either. I want to. No, I want to buy it. I
want to read it. That sounds really, really good. I'm a big, big celebrity memoir biography person.
Who's your favorite? Who's your favorite one? I just finished The World According to Joan,
which Nikki would appreciate.
I bought every single Joan Collins book
that I could find,
even though they were like so expensive on eBay.
My neighbor was.
I'm literally across,
like I'm out my door,
like across the street.
That is amazing.
The house directly across.
That's cool.
Really cool.
And owned the one next door that Pacino rents
and has lived in for 20 years. I lived across the street from Olivia Newton-John. That's cool. Really cool. And owned the one next door that Pacino rents and has lived in for 20 years.
I lived across the street from Olivia Newton-John.
That's cool too.
Her autobiography is good.
Oh, really?
You read it?
Yeah.
Her autobiography is really good.
You know who else is surprisingly really good?
Anthony Kiedis of Scar Tissue.
His book's really good.
If you want a celebrity drug memoir.
I actually believe that would be kind of a cool, interesting read.
You know who's book is phenomenal?
And he actually wrote it. It was Arnold Schwarzenegger's. Oh my God actually believe that would be kind of a cool, interesting read. You know who's book phenomenal? And he actually wrote it
was Arnold Schwarzenegger's.
Oh my God,
my boyfriend would die.
Because he goes through
and he,
like it's,
he wrote it.
Yeah, he wrote it.
His story is really interesting.
When he ends the,
like this won't ruin anything
because everyone knows
what happened,
but he's like,
imagine,
like basically he says,
like if you were to try
to like make this story up
about a,
you know, an immigrant that, an immigrant that went into the military,
that became a bodybuilding champion in the world,
that became the biggest actor,
then became the governor of California,
married a Kennedy.
But you know, Schwarzenegger made a bunch of money
in real estate before he ever became an actor.
I didn't know.
He did that.
He was smart.
He did that so that he would not be forced
to take shitty roles.
So he had the real estate.
What kind of real estate?
Commercial.
He did a bunch.
A ton.
Where is this commercial?
Santa Monica.
My boyfriend is obsessed with him.
It's like his idol.
So I hear about Schwarzenegger's story all the time.
That's wild.
He owns a bunch of shit still in Santa Monica.
When he was like 20, he's got into it.
Oh, didn't he have a restaurant?
Didn't he called Shotsky's or Shots?
Was that his?
I don't know.
I think he was also a partner in the Planet Hollywoods. That was a real success. Yeah, I think that thing didn't he have a restaurant? Didn't he called Shotsky's or Shots? Was that his? I don't know. I think he was also a partner in the Planet Hollywoods.
That was a real success.
Yeah, I think that thing didn't go too well.
You know who else's autobiography is amazing?
I feel like you'll know.
Jerry Weintraub.
Yeah, I didn't read it, but I mean, he's a fascinating guy.
That is a good one.
I read that book in a day.
It was good.
And of course, Nicky.
How about Bob Evans?
Have you read?
Love that one.
The Kid Stays in the Picture is by far the best book of all time.
I always try to pick Nicky's brain on all that. Oh, Nicky's. I mean, they were super close, huh? Yeah you read? Love that one. The Kid Stays in the Picture is by far the best book of all time. I always try to pick Nikki's brain on all that.
Oh, Nikki's.
I mean, Nikki needs a book.
They were super close, huh?
Yeah, Nikki needs a book.
Where's Nikki's book?
Right now, they're doing something,
maybe a documentary on her.
You know, I mean,
Nikki really does need a book.
Yeah, she needs a book.
I mean, it's,
but the thing is that,
yeah, no, she could get a book.
She should.
Yeah, she should.
Okay, what are you guys working on?
Where can everyone find you?
Pimp yourself out.
Tell us about your YouTube show, what you're working on now.
Give us all the details where they can follow you.
Josh Flag won on Instagram.
Why won?
Because some motherfucker took Josh Flag, and he won't give it to me.
Can we do the Josh Flag?
I've had it for so long.
Oh, can you change it?
Yeah, you can change it.
And the one feels like an AIM.
Yeah. It's like
I didn't even know that. Yeah. What?
The one. Josh Flag one. This asshole
won't fucking let me have it. And he's like some
musician in Tennessee. And he
has three followers. Like, give me my name. What about
the Josh Flag? I could change
it, I guess. But that's shit. Register
right now. Someone's going to take it.
The, uh, wait, what was the other one? Oh, then on TikTok, my TikTok's kind of blowing up now. It's like, I guess, but that's shit. Register right now. Someone's going to take it. Wait, what was the
other one? Oh, then my TikTok's kind of blowing up now. It's like, it's really- I die. It's really
good. I know, because you get notifications you're so excited about. I did one yesterday with Cameron
Diaz. It was really funny. What is it? She was in my kitchen and I walk in and I'm like going to get myself a sandwich.
I go, oh, hello, Cameron Diaz.
Why are you in my kitchen right now?
And she's like, oh, hi.
And Olympia and her having a glass, our housekeeper, having a glass of wine together.
I'm like, they're like chit-chatting, ignoring me.
I'm like, okay, I'm just going to go make myself a sandwich.
And they're like ignoring me.
And it's really funny.
That's amazing.
Yeah.
Cameron Diaz just wants to come over and shoot this or is this a planned shoot he's bought so much wine that no
nothing to do with that she does have a great wine though no they were filming the segment in my
kitchen it's organic and like no sugar and all the things all the boxes yeah I like that one I let
them use my kitchen oh yeah you have a wine too yes I, I do. Mine's no sugar. Oh, I didn't know you have a wine.
Yes, we just launched it.
It's called Unsweet.
It's the first zero calorie wine, no additives.
I need that.
I mean, you know, which I didn't even pay attention to
because I never really gave a shit,
but there's no ingredients.
There's no nutritional information
on bottles of wine in the U.S.
But in Europe, there actually is nutritional information. So I was like, these two girls
came to me and they were like, we really think that this is something that we should launch in
the U.S. And I said, I don't really care about like what's in wine. I do. Like when I drink.
I do. And then they convinced me otherwise. I don't want to drink what's in wine. I do. Like when I drink. I do.
And then they convinced me otherwise.
I don't want to drink all that sugar and wake up with a hangover with puffy face.
Like the story of my life.
Yeah.
It's like, why do I want all those extra calories if I'm going to be drinking?
I love that there's no sugar in it.
Yeah. It's really like we launched a Pinot Grigio and a Red.
And I'm working on a Chardonnay because I'm a Chardonnay girl.
And there's a Cava, which is a Spanish champagne.
Yeah.
And it's really, really good and affordable.
Where do you buy it?
Well, right now, we just got our distribution for the whole U.S. And there's something that's coming up.
I haven't shared with you yet.
I love how you ask questions that you might already know the answer to.
I really didn't know.
I was just trying to plug your show.
You can get it on unsweetwine.com.
But we're about to start distributing it nationwide.
Right now, you can only get it in California.
And your Instagram handle?
At Tracy Tudor.
You guys are a barrel of fun.
Come back anytime.
I could have asked you so many more questions.
I mean, I really didn't even know where to take this.
We talked about bleaching buttholes.
Absolutely.
Polonics, candy spellings, wrapping closet,
her silver room.
Oh my God, the silver room.
Insane.
Divorce, kids.
PTA.
PTA.
I mean, geez geez we went there
Bangladesh
Bangladesh
Bangladesh
yeah how do you
categorize this episode
I'm going to let
Michael do it
miscellaneous
miscellaneous
I have no idea
how you categorize it
thank you guys
for coming on
truly come back
anytime next time
though I think
we should do it in LA
because the lighting
is the best in LA
and lighting is
important to me
and Tracy
lighting is important hell yeah thank. Oh, well that we love that lighting is important to me and Tracy.
Hell yeah.
Thank you both.
Thanks.
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