The Skinny Confidential Him & Her Podcast - Our Birth Story By Lauryn & Michael Bosstick

Episode Date: March 10, 2020

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The following podcast is a Dear Media production. She's a lifestyle blogger extraordinaire. Fantastic. And he's a serial entrepreneur. A very smart cookie. And now Lauren Everts and Michael Bostic are bringing you along for the ride. Get ready for some major realness. Welcome to The Skinny Confidential, him and her.

Aha! So, the birth story. Let's start from the very beginning So the birth story. Let's start from the very beginning of the birth story, which was a Friday. I was feeling very irritable, very grumpy for some reason. And Michael was doing everything he could possibly do to press my button. It wasn't so far out of the norm of day to day. No, I was extra irritable. And I decided that I was going to go downstairs and eat my chocolate

chip bagel in bed while watching real housewives in the dark with my red lights on listen maybe this is controversial maybe i'll get some hate for this but there's a lot of hormones flying yeah there are not nine months watch out for the whole time of pregnancy still hormones flying and so i i remember vaguely you squawking about something. You were irritated with me. And I just kind of went upstairs and started eating pretzels and kind of just said, I'm going to exit the situation. And then I got, did you text me that your water broke?

I text you to be dramatic. And I said, my water broke. You're like too bad. Like, good. Look what you did, Michael. Yeah. So I text you, look what you did. My water broke.

And all of a sudden, because Michael's such a panicker, I hear like this. Like all this movement, him freaking out, running downstairs. I think you remember that a little bit differently. I kind of just grazed down the stairs. Okay. So I looked at him in the eye and I said, remember what I told you? I have a birth plan and I want to labor at home. And you could tell that the birth plan went out the window for

you. Well, because here's the thing. You said, you guys said you had a birth plan if you started having contractions. And I've never been through this before. I didn't know. I only imagine that the baby's like, you know, the water breaks and then it sprays out of the, Taylor, don't you think, you know, in the movies, the water breaks and the baby comes out in the car. And I told Lauren ahead of time, I said, I want to let you know 100% with absolute certainty that I am not the husband that can help deliver this child at home, in the car, in an emergency. I'm not the guy. I didn't sign up for it. I have no expertise. I can't do it. I can do other things, can't do it. So I just wanted you to know, like, I am not equipped or capable to help. Our housekeeper told him a story of someone who

delivered a baby at her house and it freaked you out. And so you had dreams about it. Yeah. And I said, listen, I'm not trying to be a hero here. I'm not trying to be a super husband or super dad. I don't know what I'm doing. Carmen scared you. Taylor, don't you think? I can deliver the baby. If in an emergency, someone said, hey, there's the baby. No, you can. Oh, okay. If in an emergency someone said, hey, there's a baby and it's about to be delivered, I would do it. I would say, I will do this.

I will deliver this child into the earth. Okay. And if they didn't have scissors, I'd bite the umbilical cord. That's why you, this is why we still have not brought you around the baby. Okay. So then,

so I said my water broke. I wanted to be really dramatic. I had this whole like drama in my head. And just Michael said earlier, he said we, my doula and I. So I did hire a doula, shout out to Andre. And she and I went over and did a huge birth plan. We sent it to Michael, we printed it out and we had exactly what we wanted to do. And we'll talk about that in this episode

of when the baby decided to make its debut. So I knew I wanted to labor at home. So we called Andre and she told us, do nothing. And Michael, Michael, what do you mean do nothing? Do nothing. She's like, just get some rest, go to sleep. I go, what the hell you mean go to sleep? I'm not going to sleep. I just laid there awake, like staring at the wall. Truly run and stumpy with the red eyes and just freaking out. So I was like, okay, we're going to sleep. So we literally did nothing. We laid down, we watched some TV, we went to sleep and we were both up at I think seven or eight in the morning.

Now, before I went to sleep, because I'm psycho, I booked an appointment, Michael didn't know this, with Glam Squad, because I was like, I'm not going to go into the hospital with these chipped nails and this dirty hair. So to add a level of stress, I'm freaking out. I think the water's broken. I'm sitting there and I say, okay, well, what I've seen, what I've heard, what probably a lot of people are sitting there screaming at is that the water breaks and you go to the hospital, Lauren, that's what you're supposed to do. You don't book glam squad to come over and do makeup and hair and nails. So I, at this point I'm a little freaked out. I gotta be honest. I'm a little

bit like, you know, I don't want to stress her out cause the baby's in there. I don't want to cause any sudden, you know, I don't want the baby to pop out. But at the same time, I don't understand why people are coming out. But at the same time, I don't understand why people are coming over to do nails and hair and makeup. So anyone who's being judgy, don't be because I text my doula and she was like, that's fine. So I the next morning at nine o'clock in the morning had hair and nails come over, I got a beautiful, delicious spa pedicure, I got my nails done, I got my hair done. And my contractions were probably I want to say like I was having them every two hours

and they weren't that strong at all. It was like a strong period cramp. That's why I wasn't so worried because everybody, like everyone I've talked to, although there's a lot of women in this office said like, hey, you know, you really need five, 10 minutes apart before something's happening. So that's when I started thinking like, I don't think your water's actually broken because you weren't like leak, you weren't leaking constant fluid. No, but my, I think my mucus plug did come out.

I had to like show it to Michael, which is disgusting and too much information. Okay. A mucus plug. It's something you can like pick up off the floor and go look. No, no, no, no, no. It's not. You're thinking like a plug that's mucusy. It's like, it's like a snot glob.

It's like a snot glob. Let me tell you something though, Taylor. Taylor, you've touched worse. This, this takes the relationship to a whole new level when you're taking pictures of a mucusy. It's like, it's like a snot glob. It's like a snot glob. Let me tell you something though, Taylor. Taylor, you've touched worse. This, this takes the relationship to a whole new level when you're taking pictures of a mucus plug. He took a picture of my mucus plug and sent it to my doula. No one's ever said that statement, I don't think. Yeah.

I don't know if, you know. Anyways. Thank God I'm not so squeamish. Okay. So there we are. It's Saturday. I got my nails done. I was feeling fine. I got my hair done. I felt great. But I will say like I was ready to pop. I was rolling around at this point. Like Violet from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. It was wild. Like my legs were swollen. Everything was swollen. I felt huge. I didn't even want to weigh myself at this point. And you're wondering about weight i did a blog post on it but i was ready okay i'm 41 weeks here

basically almost 41 and a half i am ready so i decide to keep laboring at home now it's and i decide to keep stressing at home and i'm i'm i'm eating normally like everything was fine so michael just kept saying let me know when you're ready let me know when you're ready which was really me saying like let's get going let's get going yeah i'm glad i'm glad if you listen you know your body better than than most yeah i will not really i didn't know that i was seven pregnant for seven weeks but that's a different story so it happened to a lot of women i think so too so at this point michael has on his red red track outfit your adidas red track outfit you've got a fucking whistle on well i thought that's what i was gonna wear to the hospital but then you labored for so long but actually had to do a change but she cares about me you know my

contractions started to get closer and closer and closer and about at about 3 p.m my doula told me to take a warm shower and just keep her updated. So we were keeping her updated, keeping her updated, probably at about nine o'clock, they started to get pretty close together. Yeah, the contractions were closer and closer. I was sweating more and more. And I was pushing it off because I'm like, I don't want to go to the hospital and get 100 needles in my arm and have to do all this shit when I can literally just be at home preparing for the baby. I was folding clothes. I was doing laundry. I was getting her room ready. Like I, there was a lot of things I had to do. So I was taking my sweet time. I was reading every single pregnancy book,

trying to make sure this was normal because everything I'd learned is that if you, if the water breaks, you need to go to the hospital. So I was just trying to figure out like, how do I stay sane here? How do I not stress her out? This is something was off for me. Didn't make sense. You've watched way toonold schwarzenegger movies where there's where he's like pregnant no because listen i mean and i know it's a rare chance and what's the thing you didn't you didn't you weren't positive for something i wasn't positive for group b if you're positive for group b apparently you have to go to the hospital if your water breaks because you can you're at bigger risk for infection and again we aren't doctors here so if we're saying this wrong

like this we don't know. Anybody that's tuned in thinking this is medical advice and that it's a place to come for a valid source of medical advice, it's not. Yeah, I mean, take my birth plan with a grain of salt. Again, I'm just sharing my story. Okay, we're going to get more into that. But first, I want to tell you about Way. So Way was created by celebrity hairstylist

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I don't know. It looked like a dog peed. It looked like a tiny tiny, like, I don't know, it looked like a dog like peed. It looked like a tiny little like, like, like not a lot. And if you think he didn't pull out his measuring tape, he did. And my sister told me and Jordan, sorry if I'm not supposed to tell this story on the show, but my sister told me when her water broke, it was like gushing and it was like constant and kept going. Lauren, it was just like a little bit and then nothing for a few hours, then a little bit and then nothing for a few hours then a little bit and then nothing for a few hours so like to me and she had no contraction so it just didn't seem like the water was actually broken so at about 11 o'clock i decided it was time to go to the hospital i was like okay i've been

laboring for a day and a half at home it's time to go to the hospital i'll just feel confident so we start to pack up all the stuff i'm taking my fucking sweet time because i think there's like this sick like diabolical thing in me that likes to just take my sweet time when michael's panicked i think there's something really really psychotic and sick about me you must be taking your time all day because he's panicked all the time yeah so i just while he's panicking i'm packing as slow as possible and folding everything into like a perfect fold and just taking my time. So Mimi came over to get the dogs and off in the car we went. Two in the morning, three hours after you started packing. Yeah, good.

I took my time. And it happened to be two in the morning. So this would be Sunday morning, but 2 a.m. like Saturday night. It's technically Sunday morning, but it was 2 a.m. And this on Saturday, and we had to drive in the streets of West Hollywood. People are, listen, I guess I've been out of the party scene for a long time. People are partying their fucking faces off in the middle of West Hollywood at this time of night. Michael was driving so slow and so careful. And this motherfucker pulls up to the hospital. And instead of taking me to labor and delivery, he takes me to the

emergency room. Okay, hold on. Here's what happened, Taylor. I'll tell you this. I'll tell everybody this story. I kept telling Lauren, we should do a couple of test runs because they told me that when you pull up, you pull by the valet by the emergency room. But what it is, is you drive past the valet and then turn, and there's this nice peaceful entrance that I later found but I pulled up and I asked the guy at the valet which I guess he just didn't give a shit he said I said is this the valet for labor and delivery and we don't need your whole life story you pulled me up to the emergency room yes because they told me I could I knew something was wrong because there's a lot of injured people

you know again Saturday 2 a.m emergency room you can imagine the characters in there so the door is open they put me in a wheelchair and i'm expecting like peaceful vibes like everything's chill no we're in the emergency room now little backstory i have horrendous vasco vagal or vagal vasco vasovagal vasovagal where i faint at the sight of a needle i have to be laid down every single time i get any kind of needle and i hate anything when it comes to ivs medical stuff giving blood michael's never seen anything like it like i have a serious phobia so i pull i he rolls me into the emergency room i had 50 bags with me because we overpacked as always and it is every single site that you do not want to see when you walk into a hospital with vasco vagal or whatever

it's called okay it is people throwing up everywhere there was someone on their hands and knees guy with his arm dislocated i mean banging his head against the glass broken limbs and this is the way he takes me in so immediately my heart rate just completely goes off the chain and i'm looking at him like oh my god i'm supposed to have this like, you know, laboring at home, trying not to go in with expectations, but didn't know I was going to see all these people throwing up going into the hospital. Anyways, he rolls me through this scene and we finally get up to the labor and delivery. Thank God. So anyone delivering at Cedars, you know, this is probably helping some people. Don't guys, if you're driving there, don't go through the emergency, Cedars, you know, this is probably helping some people. Don't, guys, if you're- This has never happened to anyone besides you.

If you're driving there, don't go through the emergency. Go past it, turn right, go to P1. Nice, peaceful entrance. I found that out later. Yeah, thank God. But don't make that mistake. So when I get admitted, they say your blood pressure is super high

because you took me through the emergency room. So thank you for doing that. And then they immediately start asking you if you want to go on Pitocin. No, no. See, this is when you get hazy. I am getting hazy. I like to be able to jump in here because you're a little hazy. Well, first of all, just like I was, the medical team there at Cedars freak out because you tell them your water broke literally 36 hours ago. And they say, that's not normal. You're supposed to come in here. They're worried about infection. They can't do, I guess, what is now called badge exams,

which I've learned all about because they're worried about infection. And then they did some tests to see if the water actually broke. And they must have tested positive. They saw amniotic fluid and they said, yes, your water did break. So then now I'm sitting there being like, oh my God, is she infected? Like, has she got a bit worried? They start pushing Pitocin. You didn't want to do that. It was, everybody got a little bit more stressed. And it's not that I didn't want to do Pitocin. It's like, I just didn't want to do that right away. I wanted to survey all my options. I wanted to make a clear, calm decision that was logical. I didn't want to just be reactive. I wanted to be proactive. So at that moment, I did not want Pitocin. Now, our doula met us there and she was amazing.

Well, for people that don't know what Pitocin is, because I didn't know what it was before, what exactly is it? It's basically something your body produces to help- Speed the birth, I think. And help signal to your body that- Again, if you're looking for Wikipedia, this is not the source.

But I think Pitocin basically speeds up the birth. I think it tells your body to kick in for delivery. Yes. And I'm sure we're saying that wrong. Yeah. I think it tells your body to kick in for delivery. Yes. And I'm sure we're saying that wrong. Yeah. So maybe consult like, I don't know, a pregnancy podcast. Why did you not want it again? I just didn't.

That's just not something that I wanted if I could have curated a perfect birth plan. Now, again, I really went into it with no expectations. So I got it. I did end up getting it. And like, I'm fine. I'm indifferent about it. It was fine. I would say this about your birth plan, I guess our birth plan is that Lauren and I are the type

of people that we, you know, we go in with a plan of attack with pretty much everything we do. You know, we, we have a very solid idea of the, of the plan, right. Of what we want to do, but we also are very fluid where if, you know, like, let's just say you're, you're, you build a plan and you're saying, okay, when we get to this point, we're going to go right. And then an obstacle presents itself and it's not possible to go right anymore. So it's only the only options to go left. Like we are very fluid saying, okay, like that's out of the plan. Now we have to be fluid with it. And I think a lot of people with plans in life in general get into trouble when they are, they refuse to get off of the plan when circumstances change. And so we went into

it saying like, this is the basic plan, but if circumstances present themselves and change, then we were fluid with it up to a point. And just like some things that I did to make it feel really nice is once I was admitted into my room, I had a view, which I really wanted. I wanted natural light and I changed out of their gross hospital gown. I know like I just am not a hospital person in general and I wanted my own fresh, like cute hospital gown i know like i just am not a hospital person in general and i wanted my own fresh like cute hospital gown so i bought like a pink one with polka dots on it off etsy and we got candles so michael found these candles that were flameless candles we had tons all over the room a little battery powered yeah they're like the battery ones

which i love we put them in her room now and she loves them. And then we did like a spa music, which surprised me. I thought I'd want bossa nova, but I wanted more spa. And my doula put on a meditation and she put headphones on me and took away my phone. So I had a, I had a real book. I was reading Suzanne summer's book. I had my, my spa music. And then I also had a meditation on and we just made the room super, super peaceful. She did some oils. We were doing like frankincense oil and she was having, having me smell it. And

it was in the room diffusing. It was just a really peaceful, peaceful room. So I knew I wanted an epidural at this point. My contractions were pretty close together. They were strong. I mean, here's the thing. My contractions, I could have kept going like it would have been fine but I already knew I wanted an epidural I already knew I was going to get an epidural so I was like I might as well get it now if I'm gonna do it I'm not gonna wait through any kind of pain if I know I'm gonna get the epidural so I asked for the epidural and I was really nervous about that because I'm fucking psycho like I said about needles and the epidural, you have to be put on an IV to get it. And then you also have to get this huge shot in this shot.

I didn't look at it. It was big, huh? I mean, it's, it was big. Yeah. But it's, they numb you up and it's in the back and you don't know, Michael, it's, you don't want a needle sticking in your spine. Like it's like, don't act like it's not a big deal. I will say this and I'll, you know, it's probably going to come up multiple times episode but as a man right at first time witnessing something like this men think they're strong you know and like you know i always you know i'm a bunch of pussies i'm attracted to strong women always have been like you know i work with a lot of strong women in this company with you with my partner with you know have a lot of example but you know men think they're strong until you witness a woman in labor and then give birth.

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guys use the code skinny to get a hundred dollars off your first month and show your support for the show that's skinny and talkspace.com all right back to my birth story so you i got the epidural they put the tape all over my back that eventually gave me a rash and they didn't know it was going to give me a rash and the guy who gave me the epidural was really gentle. They numb you first and then they give you the needle and then you just lay down. Now, here's something I learned about the epidural. If you get an epidural and you're laying on your left side, the epidural is going to go all the way to your left side. And if you turn around and lay on your right side, it's going to move to your right side. So what's a really crucial thing in my opinion about having an epidural is that you switch sides. So you do like an hour on one

side and an hour on the other side, an hour on one side, an hour on the other side. Think about it like a half full bottle of water. When you turn the water goes to one side, then another like a rotating ship. And it's true because people that don't know that, and I know and I've heard stories, Some women in my life have told me their stories where they've gone to their hospital and the hospital says that's not the case. And so they only feel the epidural on half of their body. And the key here was like,

they're constantly flipping you like a pancake so that you felt it on both sides. And I have to just shout out the epidural for a second. I don't know if this was the epidural or my hormones from giving birth because you get a lot of hormones, but shit, that epidural is fun. You're shouting out the epidural?

I'm shouting out the, it was like I was on heroin or something. I mean, I was floating above the sky. I did not feel one thing. I felt fucking great. I haven't heard that from everyone. I was like, I was high as a kite. Well, here's my take on the epidural. And we have friends that are pregnant right now. And now, you know, I never, I never knew I'd know this much about birth and pregnancy until like this happened to you. But I understand the perspective of women who say they want all natural. They don't want to take the epidural. They don't want to do any drugs. But what I've also learned, if you're somebody that thinks you may do the epidural or you're, you're thinking, yes, at some point I'm going to take it. Why be a hero? Why prolong it?

You're going to take it eventually. Everyone's different. Some people don't want an epidural. For me, I wanted an epidural because personally, I did not want to put that much stress on my body and the baby naturally. I wanted it to be really, really calm and good energy. And I knew if I didn't take the epidural, I'd probably be in a shitload of pain. And I don't think for me, this is for me, the baby would have come out as

smoothly and just had really calm energy. So I wanted an epidural. I mean, I wouldn't get a boob job without anesthesia. Like for me, I just wanted one. Well, and like, why try to like, why suffer through pain longer if you're going to eventually do it? It doesn't make sense. I get it if you're never going to take it. If you're never going to take it, then yeah, this conversation's irrelevant. But if you're going to take it, why not just take it early? Yeah. I mean, everyone's different. You got to do what's best for you. For me, I wanted the epidural early. So it was great.

I was flying high until this nurse came in. The nurses, by the way, every single nurse was fucking amazing and phenomenal. They were all so sweet, brought them skinny confidential goodies. We loved them. They were amazing. But there was one nurse who came in towards, I don't know what hour it was. Cause you start to lose track. And she wanted me to turn my entire body and lay on my stomach. Well, you're fast tracking a little bit. Cause you forgot a

large portion of time in there. See, this is what's interesting to me is like your inclination of time during this process is very shortened. And I think probably cause you're on the epidural and your adrenaline, but like for me, you know, I'm in there in normal time the whole time. So before she came in, what happened is you started going into active labor, but you weren't dilating. And so they were, that's why they were trying to give you the Pitocin. And they gave it to me. And they thought your water had broken. So when the midwife actually came and checked you, you know, to check, so you're dilated. It turns out like we thought, or like that your water was actually not broken. Yeah.

So my water was not broken. So they broke it really quick, which I don't know. Did they just pop it with her finger? I don't know how she broke it. I don't know. All of a sudden she goes, oh, your water isn't broken and just popped it. Well, what confused me was because they tested to see if your water broke and they said, and they confirmed that it did.

And I think the reason being, and we learned about this later is later as other people, maybe this will help, maybe it won't. You had what's called a hind leak where there was a small tear in the sack or the amniotic. And so some amniotic fluid was leaking out, which is why they tested. They thought it broke, but it turned out it wasn't. But as soon as they broke it, then you went into serious active labor and started dilating. Okay. Which is why I'm so glad I didn't go to the hospital right away. Because if I had went to the hospital right away, I would have been hooked up to IVs all weekend. So the nurse came in. There was this other nurse, one nurse.

She came in and she told me that I needed to lay over on my stomach. Now, if you can't move your legs, your butt, your toes, anything, and someone tells you to turn over on your stomach when you're nine and a half months pregnant, you're going to be a little frustrated. And I was pretty frustrated. I was like, I can't turn my entire body onto my stomach. I need a lot of help here. My doula was grabbing food. So she wasn't there. And I got I got frustrated because the nurse was really pushy about having me get on my stomach. And I think I started crying, which is like wild. I started,

I was getting overwhelmed. Yeah. And typically I'm like, okay, Lauren's tough. You can handle it. But at this point, I actually, you know, one thing I did learn and, you know, from hearing multiple stories is that you have to be your own advocate. I think a lot of times nurses and doctors come in and they kind of like strong arm you a bit. And this is not to say anything bad about the medical field. They're trying to do their job. They're, you know, they're there, they're in a high pressure situation. They're trying to get the, you know, healthy mom, healthy baby. But sometimes you're just not jiving with some of the staff. And this was one of those cases. And I actually, you know, had to ask her to leave the room and kind of

threw her out. And it was a weird situation where she told me, you know, she came in and she said, you know, her shift is over in 30 minutes. It was the first time we saw her. We hadn't had any interaction. It just, it wasn't a good feeling. So I actually asked her to leave, which they definitely do not like, but you definitely can do. It's, it was one of the rare instances during the delivery where I had to get a little bit forceful and tell her to actually leave until the next nurse came in. And once that happened, you know, we got organized again, Lauren got into a better place, you know, calm down. And, you know, I just took one look at you and realized like this, this person was not. It wasn't the right energy for me.

She came in really strong. She started bossing me around. I'm like someone that really feeds off energy. And she was very forceful, very combative. And every other nurse we had had for the last 10 hours was fucking amazing. So I'm like, why am I having this energy in this room right now when there's a million other nurses that have such great energy? So when Michael told her to leave, it was at the point where like i was crying and overwhelmed and like just crying in my pillow it was too much she wanted me to get in all these weird positions

and like i said there was no one in there to help me move into the position so i wasn't sure how she wanted me to do that so anyways after that was out of the room it was fine smooth sailing we got the nurses back that we had had earlier and my doula came back and what's really wild and I have to say this and Michael would agree with me is having a doula and we'll get into it more in the end in that room changes the entire experience at least with us it changed it changed how Michael and I interacted it changed how the nurses and I interacted. It set this tone in the room that was just really beautiful and magical. And if you're pregnant or you're giving birth or you're planning on getting pregnant, I would recommend looking

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it multiple times. I can say, Hey, this is happening now. This is what they're doing here. This is what this means. It's just a comforting feeling. And for me, it's like whatever we needed to do to keep Lauren in the right head space and calm and happy and like, you know, not in a place where she was having negative thoughts that it was worth every dollar, every penny to just have somebody there that could could help present those feelings to her. Very motherly. And was only me and michael and the doula in our room our family members weren't in there so after that things were speeding along i was on pitocin i had the epidural and again i wasn't attached if i was having a c-section or natural birth in fact i didn't even think about it and i think that that i really truly think when you give something one thing or another energy it the balance goes off

kilter so I think by me not giving it any thought about what was going to happen it made things flow better so my doula it was getting closer and closer to when I needed to push she whispered in my ear and she said do not tell the nurses or the doctor that you need to push until you absolutely cannot stand it anymore. And I truthfully think out of all this process of pregnancy and giving birth, that was the best advice I'd received. And the reason I think that is because if I had told them right when I felt like I needed to push, I'd be pushing for like four to five hours. But I waited and waited and waited and waited until it truly felt like there was a fucking bowling ball on my vagina and asshole. And then I told them and I said, I need to push.

And that's when I assumed my position very far behind. And a lot of people are like, you didn't go in the front and watch the baby. Fuck no, you didn't. First again, my wife didn't want me there. No. So yeah, I assumed the position behind, know kind of behind you behind my job was to rub your head hold your shoulder hold a hand you know kind of push the back support okay what that's it that's all i did okay i did not

want michael anywhere near the whole situation i didn't want literally the whole situation there was so much happening like i did not want him anywhere near i wanted a sheet i wanted everything that's just you know i for me like i wanted to keep that sexy yeah and listen some couple like for some people that's really important they want to i was fine missing the you know that exact moment and then seeing it a couple seconds later when it popped over the top. Yeah. So we called the midwife in, we called the nurse in, the doula was there, Michael was there above the curtain and it was time to push. Now, I, like I said, it was about to come out because I waited until the very last second. So the first push.

She said, let's do a couple, the midwife said, let's do a couple of test push. You, you pushed like the devil was chasing you okay so i pushed once and i thought in my head i'm gonna give this one try and if it's if it's too gnarly i'm gonna get this out in three pushes i'm gonna brag for you because you're not gonna do it for yourself this baby's head started coming out in the first two pushes it was it was like it was coming out because here's why i started to feel what it felt like for the first push and i I was like, oh, fuck no. I am not doing this more than three times.

Fuck no. So that's when I gave it every single ounce of energy that I had saved up from chilling with the epidural. And the midwife panicked a little bit because she said, let's do a couple of test pushes. And my take on this, and maybe there's some midwives or some doctors or some nurses listening,

they want to see how strong of a push you are so that they can time when they're going to call the doctor to come in her eyes blew up i could see the whites of her eyes she was scared i was scared everyone was scared because i think she realized holy shit this baby's about to come out in like a few seconds and the and the and the doctor wasn't there she basically the midwife basically told me to hold it in. And then I got frustrated because my whole thing was like, what do you mean hold it in? It's not like, you know, you can't, you're not like holding it in like a shit. Like you just gotta, it's gotta pop out. Yeah.

I was like, I can't hold it in. I gotta go. And so she was frantically texting the doctor and thank God the doctor got there within 15 minutes. Like at the last second, the doctor got in. The last second, like the baby's head was basically out when the doctor got there so luckily the doctor why i like love my doctor so much is she could she was able to give me perlin how do you say it perennial perennial what is it perennium i don't know i forgot taylor probably knows the name perennial massage which is where they massage like a half

moon of your vagina the gooch the gooch while the baby's coming out they massage your gooch so you don't tear and she's so good at it she's been she's been a doctor forever she was really getting in there massaging the prolinium or whatever the hell you call it while the baby was coming out so i ended up only having to get two stitches which was amazing so the baby came out we wanted to do skin to skin immediately the baby was placed on my chest and michael got to cut the umbilical cord and holy fuck you would have thought that he actually birthed the baby he was acting like he was climbing mount everett's by cutting this umbilical cord there was ooze there was oz you were acting as if you were cutting through like a leg or something well it's not it's it's not just like a quick snip like it's cutting a piece of paper you know

it's a little bit how was it for you kind of like a quick snip, like it's cutting a piece of paper. It's a little bit, it's like a sinewy kind of like thick kind of thing. Really describe it. Must have been hard. Yeah, it was tough. I got through it. Okay. I'm okay now. Okay.

Well, Michael was really great while I gave birth. I have to shout him out too. He was whispering sweet nothings in my ear. And then while he was cutting the umbilical cord, I had to hear that narrated. So that was fun. Doctor said she's never seen a cleaner cut. Okay. So like I said, we did skin to skin for an hour. And then I wanted to make sure that Michael and the baby did skin to skin. So they did skin to skin for another hour. And maybe it was like

an hour and a half total. And we decided not to have any visitors for an hour and a half. So after an hour and a half of bonding with the baby, me and Michael had our parents come in the room, my parents and his parents, and they saw the baby and then they left. And then after that, we did mom juice. Now, if you listen to the episode with Molly Sims, you know about mom juice. At Cedars, they have this juice that is so good after you've given birth because you're fucking starving your entire labor. And afterwards, you get this huge, huge vat of, I think it's like cranberry, pineapple, orange juice with tons of crushed ice in it. And it's like having a cocktail and they give it to you. Michael was trying to steal my mom juice. Well, I was thirsty too. You know, cutting that umbilical cord is a lot of heavy work.

I mean, it was wild. And then they move you into the other room. Now here's the thing they don't tell you about birth that I think is really important to know. You know, like I told you, Lauren, like, see, listen, great mom juice, all that stuff. But I told you, your framework and idea of time here is a little warped because you were so like whacked out, you know, and your adrenaline and, you know, epidural. Before all that happened, you know, you gave birth to the baby. That was incredible. So you literally did it in like 30 minutes. I've never seen anything like it. I started immediately crying till I started immediately. It's a weird thing. You don't,

I don't know what it is, but when you see, and this can get sappy for a second, when you see your wife do something like that, and then you see your child pop out for the first time and they look at you and they, you know, they can't really see they're like little aliens when they come on and all, we haven't even talked about the football head which freaked me out which we can get into but when they look your way and you see this life like immediately started crying like weeping like a little girl like just like crying but then after that they don't tell you about the birth of the placenta okay let me this and this is michael keeping me accountable because i would have forgotten that part in the story so you give birth to the baby the baby goes on your on your

chest first of all the head is shaped so weird no one tells you that you're like what's going on with the head the head is like like a long football so you're like okay this is interesting and then you think you're done you're like i am done i am such a hero this is over hallelujah and then they're like okay ready one more push and you push and all this water comes out like a sparklets gallon of water comes out it's like when back in the day and you know like in sea world when shamu would splash it's free fucking willy it water spray taylor this water i've never seen anything like it and the noise my wife made listen i thought i've satisfied you over the years in the bedroom once in a, I've never seen anything like it. And the noise my wife made, listen, I thought I've satisfied you over the years in the bedroom once in a while.

I've never heard you make a more orgasmic sound when that water and placenta sprayed. I was like, holy shit. No, and then they don't tell you that after you do the water, you have a placenta to deliver. And I wanted to eat my placenta. So I needed it to be really great.

So I delivered the placenta. And so the baby's still laying on my chest. And the doula takes my placenta and puts it in a cooler. By the way, the doula helped me the entire birth, which was amazing, like coaching me. And takes the placenta. So I got my mom juice. My parents have seen the baby. We've done the skin to skin like we wanted to do.

I had a good cry. Michael's had a good cry michael's had a good cry and then they don't tell you that for the next two hours every 10 minutes that they're going to come into your room with their hand and their fist and press into your stomach i don't think you should tell people this part you're gonna freak them out to make sure you're not blood clotting this guys is the part that is real they push on your stomach after you've just given birth there's no more epidural anymore by the way like you're they're pushing on your stomach pushing on your stomach every 10 minutes as hard as they can to make sure there's not like stuff coming out i don't know what you gotta like go google the scientific facts around this but they just push on your stomach i don't i

think it's to get blood clots out to make sure that no blood clots are happening. It is hell. That was probably the worst part. Other than that though, I have to say looking back on the birth, I don't look at it negatively at all. Like I look at it as complete, positive,

cool, empowering experience. It was intense and I have a really positive memory of it which we're extremely lucky to have which we're extremely lucky to have and i i want to do it again like it's so it's the human body is so weird i i actually liked birth i want to do it again uh yeah i can help with it i can help give me a fucking minute michael give me a minute i heard right now right after your first period, you're the most fertile ever. Which is why- But you know what?

That's too tight. That's too tight a time. You've got to spread out a little bit. You crept your toe over to my side last night and I flicked it off. Side note, I think I'm going to have to use condoms. And I haven't used condoms in like, I don't, like maybe ever. Yeah, you might have to use condoms.

I would, I have to like think about that because. You think real hard about that. You know what? I've never really thought about it, but now we have to really think about it because. Well, you can't have sex for six weeks after, like you cannot even touch anything. And I just, I want to say this

because a lot of people are asking me this. I think this is important to say. During pregnancy, your vagina changes just because you have all that weight. the second that I gave birth I like I looked and I went and saw and it was already like going back to normal but now it's been three weeks later my vagina feels completely back to normal like everything looks normal there's nothing that's changed about it now I don't know if that's everyone's experience because the baby did come in like 20 minutes. So I don't know if that has anything to do with it. But if anyone's out there and they haven't had a baby and they're worried about a vaginal

birth, my vagina looks and feels the same. Michael will be able to confirm in six weeks if that's true. I'll report back. And also, it's been about four weeks now, Lauren. So I have only about two week countdown. So I'll be able to confirm. You have two weeks where you'll be able to see. But I will update the audience. I've gotten up in there with the mirror just because i'm

curious and i've been asked this question and things are fine it's exactly the same so i'll i'll have michael let you guys know full follow-up report our listeners deserve that yeah and so after the birth they take you to a room and this is what i would tell anyone who is having a baby or expecting or whatever the time that you have in the hospital right after you give birth when you have your cold mom juice and you ordered pizza at two in the morning or craig's garlic bread or whatever you like because you get to order like whatever you want to eat and you're sitting there in the hospital is so magical and so special and so it's something that you'll never get back to be with your firstborn kid and your husband.

I'm getting emotional even talking about it. Who am I? This is like postpartum. You're about to cry, huh? No. Well, it's really like it's really special to be in the hospital like that and to have your baby. And by the way, the head, we have to mention the head.

The head right after you give birth is still wild for like how long, Michael? Like three days? It goes back. It goes back. It goes back. The head is fine now but when you first get a baby like you you have all these feelings and one of them is like what is going on with the head yeah but you know honestly like the you you're concerned for a minute and then you realize this goes away and honestly like whatever the baby comes you're

just so happy to have a baby yeah how how do you think the time in the hospital was after hold on you're saying that the baby's head's misshapen when it comes out yeah is it like taylor how the fuck have you been during this is it like katamari it comes out like an like an alien head because it's like a little football search katamari on your phone if you're listening right now search katamari on your head on your phone does it look like that can you pull it pull it up on the screen while searching okay katamari like spelled c-a no no it's not katamari it's the other way k-a-t-a it's not like it's not like hey arnold okay it's not like hey no it's not like hey arnold it's it's just like it's it's been squeezed through the birth canal yeah it's it's long ways yeah like alien no maybe but i don't

know if that's for everyone but that's that was our situation the baby's head goes back to normal though after three days so don't stress about that and they put this really cute hospital beanie on that she still has and that we saved and and it's it's all good so enjoy every second in the hospital we had visitors the next day and we did end up taking pictures i didn't know if we would or we wouldn't the day after i didn't have any pictures any social media anything happening while i gave birth the day after i gave birth we had someone come in two days later, Ariel, who was amazing and shot the baby. And it was really, again, peaceful and good energy. And we had music and Michael's dad snuck in champagne and my dad snuck in champagne. And it was fun. We put it on my TikTok if you want to see a quick little recap of it. So before we go, I want to answer this question because it's been on my Instagram a lot.

A lot of people are wondering why we named the baby Zaza. So I am obsessed for the last five years with Zsa Zsa Gabor. She is an old Hollywood actress. She's been married like seven times and divorced all her husbands. And she's unapologetically herself.

She doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks about her. And she's made her career off of her personality. was the book she wrote that you love she wrote how to catch a man how to keep a man and how to get rid of a man and i read this book and all her autobiographies and just fell in love with her i think she was so unique and so charismatic like i said and so i started talking to michael about zaza gabor i kept telling him all about zaza gabor but i kept saying like do you mean zaza gabor so it's leave it to lauren to not pronounce something i can't it's on brand for me not to know how to pronounce anything so i kept saying oh my god i like zaza

gabor she did this she did that she did this with this man she was hanging out with the hilton's here like she just had this like such extravagant colorful life and i kept calling her zaza i like just fell in love with the name zaza thinking zhazha gabor's name was zaza so that's how the name came about we thought it was unique we thought we loved the initial of a z just so beautiful it was zazzly it was star-like and it just fit and i just didn't like the name the i didn't like the name the way the name zhazha was spelled zsa zsa i just didn't like that it's like i don't know what the name origin is but there's nothing against that name i'm sure if that is someone's name it's a beautiful name but i like the way the name we spelled it which is zaza to me it felt like just like cool kind of like punchy yeah

we wanted something easy to spell easy to pronounce and so zaza was just so fitting and we've really truly had the name for like five years. Yep we had it for a long time. And as far as the name Princeton because people are asking about her middle name her name is Zaza Princeton Bostic. We heard it with the name Zaza and we just loved the way it sounded and her uncle is actually has the middle name Princeton so it fits perfect and now that she's finally here I can confirm that she's sassy, very sassy and dramatic and demanding and bossy in the best way possible. And I think that her name is, it's perfectly fitting. It's good. Don't you think, honey? I think it's great. And you know what's trippy? One day she could potentially listen to this. That's weird. It's weird to think about. That's wild. She's going

to hear about my placenta and how it was taken off in a cooler. I don't know. I mean, that's the takeaway. So yeah, that's the story, guys. So now we're here. It's four weeks after her birth. I am eating my placenta in pill capsules. I did a post on that. It's already on the Skinny Confidential. And I will do a Q&A answering all your other questions.

But that was my birth story. Michael definitely had to hold me accountable because I forgot a bunch. Because when you're high on that epidural, let me tell you, it's pretty good, babe. I kind of feel because when you're high on that epidural, let me tell you, it's pretty good, babe. I kind of feel bad for you that you didn't get to experience the epidural. I'm good. I'm glad I didn't have to. Are you glad that you were behind the sheet?

Yeah, I'm glad I'm behind the sheet. I'm glad that, listen, happy the whole way the whole thing went down. You got to do an update in two weeks. You know what, though? Next time, I'm going to be a lot calmer. I think once you go through it one time, you kind of figure out. There's probably some people that are multiple time parents here. They're like, okay, like no big deal. Like they, you know, once like, don't you think the next time you go through, I was calm, drive over, not worry. I was casually driving over until you took me into the emergency room. I was casual. Listen, last thing I'll say is that, you know, once you, once you have a child of your own and this is going to sound, you know, I don't, it's just true. I have a whole new level

of respect and sympathy for every parent, but mostly our parents, because thinking about all the hell we put them through, I can't even imagine this girl like going, you know, leaving five feet from the house and me not freaking out. I'm going to have to get used to it. And so I just would like to formally apologize to our parents for all of the hell We put them through over the last 30 years You should apologize to my dad in particular because he caught you in the closet when we were 12 almost half naked If karma's real I am fucking you he's laughing. He just keeps laughing. You are fucked guys I'm not gonna have the same level of restraint. I don't think as your dad did i'll probably kill a guy

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