The Sloppy Boys - 148. Cantarito

Episode Date: August 18, 2023

The guys make a fruity, fizzy refresher from Jalisco, Mexico traditionally served in a little clay cup.CANTARIO RECIPE2oz/60ml Tequila2oz/60ml Orange Juice1oz/30ml Grapefruit Juice.75oz/22ml Lime JuiceDash of Grapefruit SodaPinch of SaltCombine ingredients (except grapefruit soda) in a cocktail shaker and shake with ice. Pour into clay mug or highball glass. Top up with grapefruit soda. Garnish with lime wedge and grapefruit wedge.Recipe via Wikipedia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey folks welcome to the sloppy boys where we take a deep dive into the drinks that you love I'm Jeff Dutton along with Mike Hanford yo and Tim Kalpakis what is up stars of the new album Sonic Ranch now Now streaming. You're talking to the stars, folks. We got top billing on that music album? Above the line, above the fold. Top three on the call sheet every day.

I was thinking about it. I was like, who else would they put as the stars? It would have to be us. If not us, it's just our instruments, I guess. If not us, then when and us. Yeah. If not us, it's just our instruments, I guess. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. If not us, then when? And who? Yeah. We have got to talk about something else, though, right now. Yes, we do.

Elephant in the room. Haircut. There's a lot going on with this elephant. He's got the haircut. He's got fresh blonde hair. You know I don't like when you draw attention to these things. Why? It's weird.

People can't see it. All right, all right. I'll keep that part short. It's the theater of the mind they're picturing. What they are picturing is probably so much more wild than what we're actually even seeing in the Zoom screen. All right, then I'm going to say something that you probably won't like even more, Jeff. What?

That album you put out. Oh, Michael. Yes, you've been texting me. It's got me going, man. We haven't discussed it fully, and I've been listening to it all the way through, over and over. It's a very digestible album.

It's so good. Michael. It's so well done. You make me blush. I hope so. I'm so shocked. It's loud. That you put this all together.

It's really something else. Mikey called it layered. It's very layered. You can get lost in saying, listen to that little keyboard over here. Oh, listen to this sound effect over there. Hey, well, there's Dutz himself right down the middle. There we go.

Oh, wait a minute. Let's listen to the soul of this character falling apart, coming back a little bit. soul of this character falling apart, coming back a little bit. It's not just some bimbo with a dance track. Well, it's funny. He's having his own dark

twisted fantasy. You gotta self-mythologize a little bit, but I was just telling Tim, it's funny that the tracks that I sent you mid-COVID, I sent you guys like five or six tracks and you gave me a lot of great feedback. I just made four more tracks and put them at the end. Like the tracks you heard are the first six.

It's a chronological album. It's very chronological. Cause then by the end you're like, well now I like, where am I going with this thing? I guess I, you know, I got this one really sad sort of song.

That'll be like second to last. And then I'll sort of have like a fake uh culmination and that'll be last there you go it's a it's a it's a rock opera you've made there jeff it really no i'm i'm serious i'm listening to it and it's like this guy starts out high and he goes low nothing's works out for him thanks mike my uh i said my favorite is is uh beyond the final track, and just the passion with which you're singing. The hook, the whole damn night. You say that you're going to spend the whole night with a woman the way that a man says he's going to spend his whole life with a woman. I know.

You got the whole, from when the sun goes down to when the sun goes up. In case it's not clear. From when the sun goes down to when the sun comes up. And then the implication when the sun gets up in case it's not clear from when the sun goes down to when the sun comes up and then the implication when the sun gets up like get out of here but but uh um just the the passion with what we've heard so many men profess like my whole life until the day i die until i die until as long as i walk the earth as long so then hearing that same passion for the whole damn night the thing that i love about it is you've got this guy who starts out as like,

Mr. Party, pop that pussy guy. It doesn't work out. And like, he wants to have a threesome. He wants to like, nobody's calling him back all of a sudden. Then there's clearly a girl that like a love interest that didn't work out. So now he's like in this things like back to being passionate but still can't get back up to like oh my whole life

like he hasn't learned a lesson yeah he's just gonna start his lesson is to spend a whole night with him it is Jeff you could make you should make get somebody to animate like an anime thing to the whole album okay come on that sounds like a thing that a

talented listener could DM us about. No, we don't have listeners. What I'm picturing is way out there. Big budget. Big budget. Like that Daft Punk anime thing. Oh, God, yeah. That's great. Interstellar. Well, Mike, you texted

me at one point. You were like, I want to know about the process. I was like, Mike, you're in it. You saw the process. I know, but I have so many questions. Did you use Tim on, what's the song? That guy's whack? Oh, the like, oh. Yeah. Oh. No, that's from a popular

HBO show we don't need to get into. Okay. Oh, shit. And is it the character whose last name is a sort of a certain nut? Yeah, there's a certain nut. Or is it a guy who requires a certain prescription? No, there's a certain

Moltisanti and a certain walnut. Okay. Those other ones are you, though, right? That's so funny, too. This one guy's got a hat and a beard and you don't like it And he's like Ruining your whole life Dutz's whole life

My heart has grown two sizes In Grinch-like fashion Yeah but the Grinch's heart Started small, yours was normal So Jesus Christ Now it's got a double heart You've revealed a side of yourself, Jeff, that I did not know was cooking in there.

Okay, Michael. I'm going to have to show you some more respect because I have very little for you. And now it's time to change that. You were listening to Jeff's album and having all these flashes of you treating him like shit all the time. I don't respect you. You don't know how to, you don't know chord arrangement, you idiot. You've got no substance. If you ever make an album, it's going to be sparse, I tell you. Sparse. That's

your problem, see? Pacing back and forth, yelling. Ah, yeah. No, I've read Respect for You before, Jeff. Yeah. The utmost? No, I wouldn't say that. No, I didn't. The submost. Yeah. Lowest. It's cool to see artists appreciate each other's work.

Because I'm looking at Mike, bass player, vocalist for the Sloppy Boys. I'm looking at Dutz, pop star. And you guys kind of mutual appreciation for your work. And this summer is such a big musical summer. It's nice to see two giants sitting down. I feel like I'm watching Hollywood Reporter Contenders Roundtable.

Hey, to say nothing about yourself, Tim, I mean, geez, Gardens of Gamora is a feat. Yes. That's actually kind of true. That's weird. I was telling Mookie the other day that I get chills when motherfucking one-time Emmy nominee hits. And you know that's a reference to me, right? It's very self-referential.

Yeah, when I sing about myself, it's rather self-referential. The mama, papa, sister, brother, cousin Greg part is really funny to me but also i'm just like how how do you say that so fast um um i wasn't prepared to because if you recall i i wrote the song to be a slow like a west coast ride in your car bob in your head slow type of yeah rap and then we doubled it in the studio so i had to just fucking drink a lot of Abba Solo and go for it. But he's going for it. I had some other thing to say, and then it flew away. Like the Texas winds.

No, West Texas. Like a warm Texas wind. Oh, here's what it was. It was an Easter egg. West Texas. Yeah, like a warm Texas wind. Oh, here's what it was. It was an Easter egg.

I didn't, you know, we like to just put out an album and let the art be discovered by the appreciators. But I have pointed out on Instagram before that Mama Papa Baby comes from an earlier Sloppy Boy song sung by Hanford. Oh, yeah. Mama Papa Baby. So that's a Paradiso reference down at the Sonic Ranch. Oh, yeah. You know, Mama, Papa, Baby. So that's a Paradiso reference down at the Sonic Ranch. Wow. Damn. Just tying it back in.

Yep, that's why. That's layered. The people don't understand that that's layered. Well, you bring your whole life experience with you when you stand in that booth and you put those cans on

every moment, every rap battle you've ever been at on 8 Mile in Detroit. Every single thing of your life is all, you only got one shot. Mom's spaghetti. Anytime I would go in the booth, it would take me so long to start my thing because I was like, hold on, I got to think of all these experiences. Right.

Whoa. I wish to think of them. You guys were, you said a texas wind before they're in high school i had a friend who he was uh i don't think you guys know this guy terry todd tommy no he was watching a movie on uh hbo it was called warm texas rain it was like a soft core porn and it was like he stayed up late watching it like the next day it was like oh god i was up all night watching warm texas rain and he told us about it and then like it must have been one of those hbo things were just odd all the time and like later that week he was like i watched

warm texas rain again last night this man is sleep deprived the idea text is free. It's like watching the entire movie. I can't not watch it. Man, do you remember a thing called Red Shoe Diaries? Yeah. Is that HBO? Was that HBO? I don't know. Yeah, it was Cinemax or Showtime.

And was, am I wrong? Was David Duchovny like the interstitial hub of the whole thing? Oh, wow. That's so funny he's like hiding in plain sight there because i think it's like an anthology series but i could have sworn and i could be wrong that there was like a home base for it but i definitely remember scrolling the uh the uh guide channel hoping to see it was either like cinemax or hbo or showtime i don't know i don't want to call it softcore porn, but maybe it was.

It was like, you know, erotic thrillery type stuff. Okay. And a boss that I worked for when I was first in LA, she started as an actor. And I found out that she had a Red Shoe Diary episode. But it wasn't like, it was more just like salacious tales type of a thing. Yeah. Almost like a, almost like a just like salacious tales type of a thing. Yeah. Almost like a, almost like a from the crib, Tales from the Cribs. Well, the reason I bring it up is because I never saw it.

I didn't want to see my boss in the nude if that's what was going on. I didn't want to see it. You want to see your boss clothed. Yeah. Fully clothed. Do you remember a show on MTV that came on really late at night about like dating and stuff was that it i remember the one that's called skins undressed undressed undressed is what i'm thinking was that like a canadian soap opera that then was brought it seemed canadian and it seemed

like all the sets were just like walls that they put up like it wasn't a real real sets with like furniture and yeah it was very strange i think skins was actually about a street basketball team. It was like the shirts versus skins. Oh no, no, no. Now you're joking. I can't keep up with you. Yeah, you gotta see shirts. Speaking of diaries that are red shoe and all that type of thing.

One of the most starstruck moments of my whole life was I one time saw a lady. There's an actress named Carrie were or Carrie were Carrie. Carrie Salen were. You're changing the first name or last name. So the last name is like. I don't know how to say the first name or the last name. So it could be Carrie wereurer or Carrie Wurer. So her last name is W-U-R-R-U-R?

Nobody knows. That's an odd name, Wurer. Before our time, she had been like a VJ on MTV. But then in formative Cinemax, Showtime, HBO type type years she was in a lot of like those types of movies like the soft focusy soft core porn types of movies and i uh much like your friend who stayed up all night watching texas breeze um i had like seen a bunch of these movies and then one time the birthday boys were all standing in front of ucb this lady's like 20 years older than us but we were all standing in front of ucb and lady's like 20 years older than us, but we were all standing in front of UCB and she

walked by. And I remember being like, that's probably my most like, and I didn't even know her name. You know, I would have said, hey, Kari. It's Carrie. It's Carrie. Don't watch my movies ever again. Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry, Kari. Well, is that it for shit chat? Can we get into the booze news, the hottest news all over the web? Please. Yeah. Booze news, hit it. But it's coming down, no sound, it's all around. Snake on beach.

We're fucking beautiful. Snake at the beach? Snake on beach we're fucking beautiful steak at the beach steak on beach sea shark sea shark it's booze news you Sonic Ranch era sluts

okay steak on the beach was sent to us by Sarah Wood. And if you have a Booze News theme, email it to thesloppyboyspodcast at gmail.com. T Swift, it's the Lavender Hayes Summer. And she has a song called Snow at the Beach. Oh. But this was a mashup with, we had an episode of our Patreon blowout show where Jeff said his best summer plans.

Our best summer plans. The best summer plans. We Jeff said his best summer plans. We were discussing our best summer plans. And yours was steak on beach, comma sea shark. And this was plans that we wanted to, like, that would be the best. It's not probably going to happen. Maybe it will happen. We still got

a month left. Well, theirs is rare because you have to have a friend, but you have a friend grills you a steak on the beach, hands it to you, you're eating it and you look and you see a shark out in water. And you're that friend, Tim. You're the steak guy. You were the friend because you're the best chef. I'm on the hook. I got to

cover the costs of the ribeye and I got to look up like where the And honestly, Tim, gas. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. And I got to like go to marine biology websites to find out where I could probably see a shark with beaches in LA. This is a lot of work for me. And that had to fit in a tweet poll. So that's why it was so pared down to steak on beach, sea shark.

Oh, I'm going to see the Meg 2 soon. I love it. Loved Meg one. Meg two. Meg two. Oh, good. You guys ready for some booze news? Yeah.

Yes. Let me ask you this. What has been, what would you say is the biggest pop culture moment event of summer 2023? The slap. I was going to say the slap. Still the slap. Still the slap. It doesn't have to be like a live moment, but a cultural thing that we took part in.

Of pop culture. Probably the Borg. Oh, wait, wait, wait. I would. Are you talking about like in culture at large or here on the pod? Pop culture. Oh, in the summertime, wait. Are you talking about like in culture at large or here on the pod? Pop culture. Oh, in the summertime. Outside of the pod.

The biggest thing to happen in 2023 culture. That air lounge chair I got. I think it's Barbenheimer. Do you think it's Barbenheimer? Of course it's Barbenheimer. Yes. The marketing accident that benefits all. Oppen Arby, as I try to, I'm trying to rebrand it.

But Mike, did you complete the duo, me and Jeff? Well, I think we all saw Oppenheimer together and then me and Jeff separately saw Barbie and you've not viewed the film yet? Not seen Barbie yet, but I will. Okay, well, Booze News reflects one half of Oppen Arby and it's the one you have seen. The Slopheads have been sending me cocktails that have to do with Oppenheimer, and there are two that I wanted to mention on the pod here.

And I think I've shown some of these to you guys, but very interesting. is there's a thing that the Los Alamos scientists drank, and it is half lab alcohol, half grapefruit juice, mixed in a 32-gallon GI can, and chilled with a chunk of smoking dry ice. Wow. This is what these dudes, the science guys were drinking down there. What is lab alcohol?

Rubbing alcohol, maybe? That's what I was thinking. Isopropyl? Like you put on a wound? Like 90%? That's what I was thinking. Or at least just like the most pure form of alcohol if it's in a lab. That reminds me of The Master when Joaquin is like sucking down jet fuel.

Ethanol? Ship fuel. Yeah, something. I was hanging with um uh our friend jocelyn richard and she ordered a greyhound which is grapefruit and vodka i'm looking at this probably that's probably the taste but a little more harsh because of the lab alcohol uh if you put salt on it it's a salty dog but don't you think i wonder is the is this the chunk of smoking dry ice that's just about keeping it cool. It's not, when I read this at first thinking that would like smoke it and give it like

a liquid smoke taste, but that's not the case. It's just, that's how they cooled it down, I guess. Hey, maybe that's why the budget for this thing was over $2 billion in the 40s, because these guys are wasting all the ice on their drinks. The Austin Powers bar used to have drinks with dry ice so that they so that they could give you like you know that was a funny one because it was like a combination between it skirted this weird line where they didn't have the rights they did not have the rights yeah so they did not so a lot of the drinks would just be called like swinger man or whatever like the way that you

see it like spirit halloween groovy secret agent but then occasionally you will see like okay but this drink is called mr billingsworth like that's like the actual name of the cat and like this one's called the mini me or whatever they paid for the rights to the cat but there was one called like the mojo juice or something and it was like a bubbling dry ice science um did you guys watch um drink masters on netflix no no i feel like there was a plot point on that show where somebody used dry ice and one of the judges is like you you gotta be careful like dry ice could kill me if a little piece of this dry ice chips off into the drink i'm dead yeah so so yeah i don't know drinker be beware, I guess. Yeah. Drinker beware.

Okay. But the other one is actually the one I really wanted to bring up more because I think we caught it in the movie. There's an article in the Washington post saying that Oppenheimer himself had a famous martini that he made. It was four ounces of gin and a dash of vermouth. That's great. My kind of guy.

And then the rim of the chilled glass was dipped in honey and lime yes and when i read this i said good lord i was sitting next to jefferson dutton in the movie theater and i remember killian murphy making a martini and he rimmed the glass with something then jeff you said we gotta do we gotta do that with our martinis and i didn't see what i didn't see lime or honey in the movie did you see what he was all i noticed was that it wasn't salt he was like oh yeah he's putting it in a plate with some sort of liquid in it like a shallow plate with some sort of liquid in it and i was just like what the fuck is that and we we've come to find out what it is and and i remember thing i was watching him that's a cool easter

egg that they would do like the guys making a drink and they actually had him like quietly make his famous drink but i just i assumed it was like a uh he was just doing a vermouth rinse or something but yeah he was definitely i thought it was vermouth as well just like why would you put it on the rim though that's so wild like odd um but um i guess a lot of the stuff in that movie was pulled i mean obviously nolan is trying trying to make it like historically accurate, but the bomb stuff he pulled from history, especially a lot of the bomb stuff. Yeah. But his conversation with, uh, was it Truman?

Oh yeah. When like he's, he goes in there racked with guilt. And then, uh, Truman was, was like, uh, don't let that cry baby in here again. And, uh, you didn't drop the bomb. I did all that stuff is like is like, it's on record. Did you say that was Gary Oldman as Truman? No. Yeah. Oh. What? It is? I did not

recognize it at all. I thought it was, yeah. Well, we'll go to the pewter on this one. Now, I don't know if you guys noticed, if you follow me on Twitter, I kind of went after this movie and tried to take it down on Twitter, it seems to still it still made good box office even with me going after this movie wow really i think that was all i had

well i guess that's it who is he talking oh chevalier was the guy's hotel chevalier that's the whole thing the whole movie i was like where have i heard that word before? It was Hotel Chevalier. The Wes Anderson short. But that's not what this podcast is about. Is that it for Booze News? Wrap it up. Okay. The drink of the day.

The Cantarito you've had? No. No. You've heard? No. No. Nor had I. Wow wow here's the deal we have a hit album out right now right sure and uh and everyone in this summer is in sort of a sonic ranch mindset and they're kind of partying in the gardens of gamora and our album is sort of steering the culture and it's in the

zeitgeist and they're like how do I bring this into other aspects of my life? They're wondering. Yeah. Because you're saying I wanted this spirit to not just go into my ears when I'm, when I'm listening to Spotify, I want it to emanate every part of my infiltrate every part of my life. Right.

Yeah. And, and I, I can do that with a spirit. Right. And, and the spirit is in the spirit and they look to us they we want more of this vibe and they look to us and as the guys who were there we're like neil armstrong on the moon okay we were there everyone else is like oh i'd open up my door and i see a bunch of yearning eyeballs looking up at me hands outstretched please give me what you have plus you open up jeff's door you hear his neighbor playing piano hello you heard i heard i have a story about him dish you want to hear the story yeah there's a guy

in my building a sort of a a severe looking man who walks around alone doesn't talk to anybody i'll pass a serious person a serious man okay and i'll pass him sometimes and say hey or like good morning and most of the time no response just walks right on by now there is also somebody in the building playing piano always raindrops keep falling on my head, and one other song I can't recognize. It's a good song. Pretty much daily now. And it's not bad, because he's good at it. I find out they're one and the same guy.

He's a weird, quiet, old man who's a piano tuner. He's not very social. But there he is, bringing me delight every day. I wonder why he is bringing me delight every day. I wonder why he plays the same song every day. So do you think that is raindrops keep falling on my head, particularly good for testing all the keys when you're tuning a piano or something? Dude,

I don't know. The thing about that though, is people don't bring their pianos to his house to tune them. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's strange, but that's what I would think is like he must go to people's homes weird them out tune their piano and leave and then just play on his own

piano at home unless it's a keyboard fixer i got my guitar set up one time like you know like restrung and the frets cleaned and all that stuff where i went on yelp and i found a guitar guy and then i went to the place. It was, he did a good job and it was only 50 bucks. It was great. But like I showed up, it was just a man's apartment,

you know, silver Lake. Sure. I step inside a 50 year old man's sad studio apartment. I sit there on his bed while he fixes my guitar. Wow. Odd, odd way to run a business.

What do they call that? A setup getting set up getting set up yeah set it up i gotta do that my guitar is the same guitar i've had since i was a tween damn mexican strat yep mexican strat sunburst you gotta take that thing out there man get it give it a good one i got it i cleaned it but i mean it's still like probably all fucked up yeah You brought it in the bathtub with you and gave it a scrub. Yeah. I remember reading some list of like an IT hotlines funniest phone calls.

And there was an old lady who washed her computer in the bathtub, desktop computer. And then it wasn't working. And she's like, I don't know. I don't know what the problem is. Okay. Back on track what i was trying to get at is that as the three guys who are at the epicenter of the sonic ranch album we uh we too we are feeling wistful and nostalgic for our time in west texas and um we thought we've talked about how we drank abba solo there we drank a lot of red wine over dinner, and I made a lot of Kelpie Cordials. Oh, the Lone Stars.

Don't forget. Early and often. Oh, Lone Star beer made by Pabst, which I learned on the Pabst Brewery Tour. Love that. Love that when that type of stuff pulls into the show. Hey, I went to a Chicago bar in LA last night. Mike, you were just in chicago so maybe this will really hit home for you there's a there's kind of a dive bar in the arts district

downtown in la called uh the escondite and you walk in you're seeing schlitz signs and you're seeing malort bottles and then you're ordering the food and they got um not just like italian beef and chicago dogs but a pizza puff. I've heard of pizza puffs. It's like a Totino's pizza roll, but it's big. Oh, that sounds good. So like a calzone, but small? Yeah, but it's also, you know the pizza rolls,

they almost have like a chimichanga-esque type of, you know, it's almost like a fried bubbly egg roll-y outside to it rather than a dough-y cow roll. You know what's good is when people do like a big pizza loaf. It's like a big loaf of bread that's just basically a pizza rolled up. And you just cook it and cut it into these little things. But that is not what we're talking about today. That's not what we're here to talk about. We are off track.

We are getting off track. But I don't mind it. It's fun. No, it's actually kind of funny. Keeps the listener engaged. I just hope it's not laughably bad. We were feeling nostalgia for El Paso. We wanted to shine a spotlight on some El Paso culture.

And we just happened to be friends with Fox 14 El Paso news anchor and journalist Robert Olguin, the Prince of El Paso. journalist robert olguin the prince of el paso and he mentioned to me that his mom's favorite cocktail when he was growing up was the cantarito and she would always be drinking that and i uh i had not heard of it but i read up on it and it's it's like a pal mug a cantaro is a big clay pitcher and then a cantarito is a little clay mug also known as a harito de barro and it keeps drinks nice and cold you know like in the old days a nice we had we've had one other cocktail on the show where it was like trying to drink it out of a clay mug yeah yeah yeah i forget what that was was it the um the sweet little cinnamon holiday guy oh possibly what was that what was that called you batch it for your loved ones yeah yeah yeah

uh not there was also there was also the theory that theory that the Moscow Mule copper mug is about keeping it cold. But I don't know if the science held up on that. We'll have to send it over to Oppenheim for him to do some tests. The mug certainly works, though, because this is insulating. If you have cubes in your thing, you have a cold drink and it keeps it cold. Anyway, this drink, the Cantarito, is most known these as sort of a roadside thing at like roadside fruit stands. It's made with fresh squeezed juices. And oftentimes that mug is rimmed with tahini and chamoy.

Sounds real good. You know, chamoy is that sweet hot sauce they have at fruit stands. Oh, we keep talking about we never did. We should do an episode of our blowout where we go to a fruit stand and we all. Oh, yeah. Fruit cart. That's what it is. Fruit cart.

Anyway, for the cantarito, I found this nice, simple recipe and our friend Robert approved of it and said, yeah, that's pretty much what my mom would make. And here it is from Wikipedia. Nice. Two ounces of tequila. A lot of people go with reposado, but Robert says Blanco is the way to go. Two ounces orange juice nice one ounce grapefruit juice nice three quarter ounce lime juice that's 22 and a half milliliters dash of grapefruit soda i'm gonna dash a soda you just say splash

um top up pinch of salt and then the method is accept grapefruit soda combine other ingredients and cocktail shaker shake with ice pour into clay mug or highball glass pour grapefruit soda into a clay mug or eyeball glass garnish with lime wedge and grapefruit wedge doesn't look like they're putting cubes into this mug. Okay. So you're just shaking it. Interesting. Into a highball glass. Great.

Yeah. I got some squirt. Yeah. I got some Q. I didn't think of a squirt when I was at the store. I was like, what the fuck is grape juice? And I looked up like grapefruit juice brand so I could just see what I'm looking for. I was like, of course, squirt. This is a little redundant that it's grapefruit juice and grapefruit soda i bet if you got one

of those like fancy like like italian sodas that's a like a pink grapefruit juice glass bottle that would probably check both boxes because it's very because it's made of real stuff well this is interesting um i got a lot of thoughts already but they'll have to wait till after the break. Wait, tell me the name of this drink again. I keep forgetting because it's just a name. Cantarito. Cantarito, Mike. I know, I got a Cantarito.

I'm curious if you guys are going to try to do something with your rims. I'm not going to ask. That'll be after the break. That'll be after the break. Okay. All right, folks, we'll be right back after this. And we're back.

Cantoritos in hand. Guys, I realized something as I was pouring mine. It didn't. Yes. Those look beautiful. Those look beautiful. Look at the garnishes. Jeff got the Tahin rim there. Jeff's got a high ball with a Tahin rim and grapefruit and lime garnish.

Mike, you got one of those can-shaped beer glasses you love with a beautiful lime wheel. I don't have a high ball. Ooh. Wow. I had a clay mug. The closest to a clay mug I could find is this big coffee mug that looks kind of clayish. Well, a mug at least. And I had, look at the, I didn't have chamoy, but I had not just tahini powder.

I had tahini brand hot sauce that's very much like chamoy. So I kind of, I've got that drippy look. But here's the thing, guys. It didn't, the recipe, I double checked. It doesn't say strain into to the mug right it says pour right so you can't i googled and all the pictures have cubes so i was like oh i'm just gonna pour it with the cubes and in fact i added a couple more cubes even nice uh i'm cubeless okay that's good to know i didn't top up with the grapefruit juice and probably if i had cubes in there i would have but i didn't want to be all grapefruit i just put a splash yeah what came out of the mixer

wasn't much it said dash of grapefruit soda but usually we hear dash in reference to uh bitters and it's like one little milligram or dash rendar very true from shadows of the empire i but then jeff said oh jeff said oh top it up just went with that. Well, here's the thing. I used my palm tea glass, you know, my bootleg Collins glass. Yeah, yeah. For the picture, I want to get it right up to the top. And I said, that's too much grapefruit soda. Maybe if I just add the cubes.

So I did check and I saw that it didn't say strain. And I think I hit the perfect combo. Damn. Perfect. Mike, at the second break, you're allowed to add cubes if you so please okay i i might take that option all right um let's do some sips oh wow that is very refreshing oh zip zip zip the lime did not you know what guys you're putting oj in a drink you're thinking you're worried sick it's gonna be flabby it's not flabby that lime saved it from flab i feel like we're

gonna get we're gonna get the uh the uh hans and franz coming through the door here to flabby man yikes you know what this tastes like what five alive damn that's what i was gonna say that you remember five alive you slammed your hand down on the chair damn it you scooped me because i loved five alive and i don't see five live anywhere i wonder if you could still get the freezer brick can of it yeah that's a fun 80s can when you see it it's like a navy blue can yeah and like it's got kind of each letter is a different color right yes for the but they're not like very vibrant no no it's like really kind of dour looking uh there's it's for something called alive i want to say it's called it's um orange lemon grapefruit. But what's number five? What's the fifth citrus?

Ooh, I'm looking it up right now. Lemon, lime, grapefruit. Ugly fruit? Pineapple? Tangerine. Tangerine! Orange, lemon, grapefruit, tangerine. Tangerine. You would think the tangerine and the orange would be, but...

Redundant. Wasn't to be. They juiced a cutie. You juiced a cutie! Now, cuties are clementines, no? Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Maybe I don't know what a tangerine is.

And a clementine's not a tangerine? Oh, great. Oh. Well, it looks like they've spruced up theruced up the the carton for the five alive. It's not. I've never seen a blood orange in real life. I've only had blood orange flavored things, but I've never seen a blood orange. Sam Pellegrino.

Right. Sam Pellegrino. How the hell are you? Now, this is going to give me juice belly. I'm going to have sweaty sleep. I already have a little bit of heartburn, but it's worth it. Well, what's nice about this one is we're we're recording early it's noon where you guys are so if you don't stay on this track tim for the rest of the day you might be okay you think i'm gonna get off this track no no no cantoritos all night until midnight these are

really good and i do like that robert's mom is like this is her drink that she makes yeah it's a fun drink for a mom these days it's all rose all day this and rose all day that i will say too i didn't put the tahini on the rim but i did do the pinch of salt i did i did dash of salt out of my shaker and that forgot my pinch of salt well you got the tahini rim i think you're pretty good with the oh but i've been drinking from a straw let me lick the rim as I drink. You got to. Oh, fuck. Yeah, the salt in there is an interesting thing I would never have thought of. You know what I did the other day?

It just brings up the flavor. Yeah. I put salt for the first time on a sandwich. Yes. Put a little salt and pepper. Isn't that great? Yeah, because you see, they do it at the store. They do it at the deli.

Comedy store? Yeah. it at the store. They do it at the deli. Comedy store? Yeah. That's. Ah, the store. The history and the hall and the walls at the store. Mitzi puts salt and pepper on the. I was there when she put salt and pepper on steak. I was there when Andrew Dice Clay was snorting salt.

Oh, I heard something about the Comedy Store. I don't know if it happened yet, but they're doing one of those things where they are showing a live show from the Comedy Store, from the small room into theaters and stuff. Interesting. Like movie theaters. You know when they say, like, oh, you can watch an opera from France. Right, right, right. And, like, I never heard of anyone going to those, but I see advertisements. like oh you can watch a opera from france right right right and like i never known when those i've never heard of anyone going to those but i see advertising anyway i think the comedy store

is doing that or had done that but i'm curious if it was python did that with a live event like 10 years ago i believe yeah that's like live at the hollywood bowl well it does seem like i think they have i think they have like big names doing it like i probably a list dame cook wow oh i'm not sure jeff i'm not i'm sure the names but if it was like someone like a uh i don't know bill burr or something like that i feel like everyone's used to just seeing clips of him in big theaters because that's the shows he performs so it'll be kind of cool to see people in a small little little comedy room intimate it's fun to go to I went there to the comedy store once. Very fun.

Well, anyway, I put Lowry's seasoning salt on a turkey sandwich. Would you go belly room, main room, original room? You put Lowry's on a turkey sandwich. Tim, you're thinking of the comedy store. Oh, I'm thinking of the cellar. I'm sorry. The cellar, not the comedy store. Very different, Michael.

Very different. Very different coasts. Now, I'm sorry. The cellar, not the comedy store. Very different, Michael. Very different. Very different coasts. Now, back on track, Jeff, was there tomato on this sandwich? No. Oh, you're right. That would really bring out the salt. That's when I put salt. I think it's the tomatoes, when they don't have any salt on them, need to be brought to life.

So if my sandwich has tomatoes, it's getting salt and pepper on it. I guess mine was already a salt bomb. That's a boundary that I'm going to set. I might have had red onion, dill pickle, mustard. There you go. So like with the pickle and the mustard, it kind of already has a lot of salt on it. I don't know if I... Salt bomb.

Oh, guys, I might have wasted my Lowry's. So did it have any meat or was the salt sort of the meat of the sandwich? No, it was turkey, cheese, mayo and all that. Mike, are you eating salt bagels out there in New York? It's kind of the weirdest bagel, the salt bagel. No, I don't like salt bagels. You got to rub off like 90% of the salt before you eat it. Yeah.

I don't like salt bagels and I don't know if I've ever had an egg bagel, but that seems interesting to me. You ever had an egg bagel? I have, but I had it at like noah's and inconsequential places i don't know if i've had like a good egg bagel it's just it's it's uh it's sesame for me thank you very much with tomato cream cheese a garden cream cheese and yeah salt and pepper. And lemon. Liz Lemon. Lemon's good, man. If I'm getting the locks on my bagel and capers and squeeze a little lemon. That's great.

Here's my question. I bought some chicken. I'm going to marinate very soon. Oh, God. I know. I think this is going to be a good one. And I have lime. Does anyone ever marinate chicken with lime?

Yes. I always put lime. Absolutely. Lime. Yeah. What would that be? What would that be? It would be Thai. It would be Mexican.

Yeah. What if I did garlic, salt, and Thai? Yes. Not Thai. Lime. Jesus. Balance it out with a little oil, a little olive oil, garlic, salt, lime. Yeah.

Maybe a little pepper. Is this black pepper? This is going to be good for you. I'll tell pepper I'll put in there for sure. If I had chip dip, I'd put that in there too. Oh, you know what I want to use? What? Mike, have you had?

Tim, you've had it. Zapp's Voodoo Pretzel Sticks. Yes. I had one at your house, but I haven't. Jesus Christmas. You know how a lot of chips and a lot of snacks will have the dust on it? Doritos. Fritos.

Shout out to the Gex. All the snacks in the Gex. But these ones have more spicy sand on them than any snack I've ever seen. And when you finish the bag, there's a ton of it still left in there. And I didn't throw out the bag because I said, the seasoning is just too good. Oh, put it on some chicky.

Or I was thinking, put it on the rim of a drink. Oh, did you do that? Yeah. No, but maybe, I don't know what it is. It feels like a mustard vinegar barbecue zing. Jefferson, get your butt in the test kitchen and for next Mardi Gras invent a drink that has a Zaps Voodoo rimmed glass Holy shit

We gotta reach out to Zaps because they're friends of ours I've reached out to them before and they sent me a bunch of chips I tagged Voodoo in a picture They sent me all the flavors because they have crawdad and pickle and alligator.

Spicy crawtater. That's great. That's a good innovation. If we reached out, I know they're just going to take the idea though and say, yeah, it's our stuff, but we'll be like. We'll reach out and say we have an idea and they can come over and hear it in person. They'll just be like, well, we listen to the podcast. We already know it.

This is like when people make you read a screenplay right in front of them. Like Chris Nolan will, we'll park his butt down. That's what James L. Brooks did when I, when I worked for James L. Brooks, I would go sit with.

Toby McGuire. Toby McGuire. Hugh Laurie. You name him. I was sitting next to him while they read a script. You sort of sat in with the pussy posse, right? Yes.

Is this, did I tell that on pod, this on pod that I went to Tobey Maguire's house one time and the security guy was like, he's next door at Leo's. Let's go. And we walked over to Leo's and fucking Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire doing squats together. Best friends doing squats with a personal trainer.

That's half the damn Pussy Posse. That's the Frankendino at least. Yeah. Who else is in that blank posse? David Blaine. Blaine and Blaine. And there's another guy who I wouldn't. E from Entourage.

But wasn't there another guy? Yeah, there's an actor guy that I can picture that he was in teen movies in the 90s. Or maybe you already said him. No. It's not Anton Yelkin, but it's an Anton Yelkin type guy. Lucas Haas? Lucas Haas. Yeah.

I'm seeing Harmony Corrine. Strange. Ethan Supley. How big isinne strange ethan supley how big is this posse he's huge sarah gilbert a female yes um now can i say something about pretzel sticks this got back on my brain because i love i love zaps voodoo chips but i actually feel like the zaps voodoo pretzel sticks are even better and it was reminding me of have you had dots brand pretzel sticks yes they're very good no no not ranch they have like a what is what's the most honey mustard okay now the original is a very delicious dust uh and uh i think that's what the new Dune movie is about. Dune 2, delicious dust. My friend Tristan turned me on to Dots and I was like, this is delicious.

And then recently when we were in Idaho, I was at Albertsons and I saw that now Dots had all different snacks and they had a few different dusts. But then they had like a cheese, like a cheeto type of cheese puff cheese curl now what do you call that it's not a puff cheese doodle doodle doodle a doodle they had a cheese doodle in this in the pretzel stick type bag with cheese doodle but then it said had a little seal on it and said with original dots pretzel dust so it was already cheesy and then it had the dust this was the most flavor that i've ever eaten in a snack you know and and then they had pork rinds as well there there's very interesting things happening at innovators over at dots it's like dots is like we're doing pretzel sticks and we're gonna try to not do potato chips like everyone else so

they went pretzel cheese doodle all the way to pork do potato chips like everyone else. They went pretzel, cheese doodle, all the way to pork rind. Keto, Mike. Pork rinds are keto. Yeah, pork rind is keto. Keto is life. Pork rind is life. Chip dip is keto now. Alright, would you change anything about the drink? We know it's good.

I don't think so. I'd double the tequila. Double it? What are you, Oppenheimer? Four ounces? How did Oppenheimer get all that science done when he was drunk as shit all the time? If I were a nice old mom, I would drink it like this and I would suffer through my juice belly. But I'm sort of a party rock, a bon vivant. Right.

Yes. Podcast. Good time Charlie. Late night guy. Good time Charlie. Right. So I would see, if I'm going to take down all this juice and I'm going to sacrifice sleep and my esophagus to heartburn, then I'm going to make it worth my while.

I'm not going to do that now, but just in life, that's what I would do. I'm still working through this. I'm not even ready for round two. Me too. This is a nice big tall boy. You know what's nice about this drink? You know, sometimes we'll have these sort of juicy drinks or sweet drinks that I'll just like down because they're so, it's like eating candy. This is close to that, but not so much where you're just like going through it all.

It's quite a bit of tang. It's a nice blend. It's a lot of citrus between, you know, I did just simply orange oj out the bottle but i did juice a grapefruit and i did use my lime so i got some real deal citrus citric acid here and if you got tahini and chamoy going on this is a real zippy zip mike you mentioned candy thank you and when we were at oppenheimer i tried a new candy i never had before that was quite ridiculous. Nerds gummy clusters. Yes, Tim. I love nerds. It comes from the

nerd rope family, but they just cut it up. Yeah, they just cut it up, but Tim, you don't understand the lineage. Yeah, I know. I don't have the whole history, but this was the fastest fall off of something going from delicious to disgusting.

I was like, I'm going to try not to eat these during the previews, try to save them for the movie. And then, oh, my God, I'm getting nerds flavor and the crunch of nerds and then a chewy gummy. That's so fun. Soft and hard. Yeah, the second one. Okay. Literally the second one? Now the 54th one.

I'm begging, no, I don't want this. Get this away from me. I'm trying to watch the movie. Tim, after we saw that movie, a couple days later after I left town, I found myself in front of a bag of those and I bought it. And I ate it over two days and I had the opposite experience. It got better and better. Well, because it was over two days. You parsed it out.

That's nice. Yeah, two days. The length of Oppenheimer. Jesus Christ. Stop. Cut something. Cut something. All right, folks.

We're going to take a little break. And when we come back, final thoughts. And we're back with our final thoughts. Order again for me. And not even just like an order again. A lot of times with these sweet drinks, I'll say order again, but one's the limit. I could have two or three of these. Me too, but I would love to air it out with a little more grapefruit soda or even club soda.

You know, that would really like make me, I could do like a day of these. That would make it a real, like a real highball, you know, like, and then it would resemble other drinks. I would do this, but in a rocks glass. So it's just not as much orange, sorry, grapefruit soda. Also, I can get squirt. I got ting. I've never heard of ting before. No, I've never heard of ting. it was where'd you covered in dust at the supermarket they didn't have squirt i probably wouldn't change it i talked about doubling the tequila

and that's fun uh the soda stuff that makes sense to me to make it a more recognizable highball type of drink but i'm kind of enjoying the uniqueness of this like i put my mug in the freezer before the show so this is really nice and cold and i'm looking in it's a very juicy drink but i got my cubes in it as you can hear and i'm just kind of enjoying it being kind of a grog and just be like i guess there's there's there's things you could do to change this to make it like fit in the mold i know you guys everything has to be oh everything must be just so uniform in society yeah it's right place yeah i don't want to be challenged i don't want anything to be unique

no no i'm enjoying a cold mug of cubes it's very juicy but i don't know if i'm a wonderful el paso grandmother and i'm sitting around sipping on this i'm having the fucking time of my life yeah a grog is a good way of putting it does it does has like a sort of tiki drink uh essences but it's just not full tiki like the rum and the coconut and what what would make it yeah it's so close to tiki but it's missing that nutmeggy flavor that's what it is or like molasses yeah like the weird the weird sort of stank element yeah i mean or if you use like appleton estates rum instead of tequila this would be the most tiki freaky thing ever and yeah a little dash of nutmeg that would be don the beach comers delight that's our show follow us on social media

at the sloppy boys where we release these recipes ahead of time and if you can't get enough boys you know it's patreon.com slash the sloppy boys, where you can support artists directly and not through a crooked system. That's nice. And we appreciate all the patrols out there. Oh yeah. Oh wait, Jeff,

did you now more than ever, your, uh, uh, yeah. Oh, it's an order again. And I agree with everything you say.

It's a big, uh, it's a big acid bomb, but I like it. Good. Yes, very good stuff. Oh, I want to thank everybody who came out to the Chicago shows. I did some Chicago stand-up shows.

Met some great sloppers out there, and I had a great time. I heard a lot of people brought up Grimace Piss. I talked to some fellas about Grimace Piss, yeah. And then we did Malort Shots. Shout out to Joe and Mick. Oh, Tim and I just did Malort Weekend. And then we did Malort shots. Shout out to Joe and Mick. Oh, Tim and I just did. We had a whole Malort weekend. You just went to a Chicago bar? The day after we had some Malort shots.

Mookie found Malort at Total Wine & More. We did some shots of it. And then last night I had a Malort on the rocks and didn't hate it. And then, yeah, this is very... we're giving a lot of Chicago shout outs. Maybe sometime soon we should do a Chicago drink for the Chicago people. Oh, I learned something.

A Chicago handshake is an old style beer and a Malort shot. Yep. That's cool. Tim and I went to a bar and the combo that they had was Miller High Life and a Fernet shot. That's a nice little combo too. I'm seeing this more. I'm seeing more Boilermaker shot in a beer type things pop back up in menus. And it's very welcome to me because I like knowing I'm placing one order and I'm going to be set for drinks for a while.

I don't have to go back up to the bar. And you're sipping on that Fernet. You know, like a whiskey shot, I could even see like you kind of half shoot it with your beer with a classic Boilermaker. But Fernet, you kind of want to nurse it. And also, since I've been drinking Fernet, Malort is not as foreign to me. I'm sort of coming around on Malort and Underbergs. I haven't done Underberg before.

The Malort thing is funny because we were talking about it where it's like, Fernet is something you acquire a taste for because it's complex and sophisticated and if you don't know Amaro, you have to take a while to get into Fernet. Whereas Malort, no one's saying it's sophisticated. They're just saying it's gross. But you can similarly acquire similarly acquire a taste to me it tastes like grapefruit rind and

listerine and i've when when i was drinking on the rocks yesterday the coldness impeded my taste buds enough that i was like this is not bad but it would be fun to make a spritz out of it make make a nice light floral spritz i was gonna. Make a nice, light, floral spritz. I was going to say, you know, if we ever go to Chicago or something, we should do a Malord episode, but Chicago people probably are Malorded out. If the Sloppy Boys come to Chicago, they don't want to be like, oh, great, you did Malord like a million fucking other people. Is there like a fun cocktail you can do? When we played at Subterranean, we went to Estelle's next to Subterranean.

We did have a lot of Malort shots and stuff, but I agree. They're probably sick of it. It's probably like if you come to Los Angeles and you're like, you're like, hey, could I have an Oscar statuette? And you're like, yeah, this is LA. We all have this. We all have them.

All right. Good episode, guys. Yeah, real good. Could be a hit. Thanks, Robert, and thanks for Robert, guys. Yeah. Real good. Could be a hit. Thanks, Robert. And thanks, Robert's mom. Yeah. Until the rest of you guys, we'll see you beyond. Oh, Michael. Come on.

Let me have some fun. Yeah, yeah. I hope you listened to this podcast episode for the whole damn night. Oh, damn night. Stop. All right. Yeah. All right. The whole damn night The whole damn night Stop Alright Yeah that's what all the hot artists say Oh you're singing my song? Stop Stop don't spread it around

Do it on your own time Folks good episode we'll see you next week Bye Later Give it up for your boys Give it up for your boys Give it up for your boys