The Sloppy Boys - 180. Pabst High Seltzer

Episode Date: March 29, 2024

With the IBA finally behind them, the guys face expansive new horizons-- starting with a THC-infused seltzer from Pabst Blue Ribbon!Pabst Blue Ribbon High Seltzer is available in select markets. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey folks, welcome to the Sloppy Boys where we take a deep dive into the drinks that you love. I'm Jeff Dutton. Damn. Sneeze. Starting the show with a sneeze. Continue. Well, introduce him first, I guess. That's Tim Kalpakis. What is up? And this is Mike Hampton. Hello. I'm fully, fully unallergized today. the sneeze continue well introduce him first i guess that's tim kelpakis what is up and this

is mike hello i'm fully fully unallergized today i'm usually pretty no coffee and wheezy my air comes cut his bike cut his mic not his friend mike uh uh which one of the seven dwarves do i most remind you of uh Don't say dopey. Who's the tallest one? Probably. There's that one tall, tallie. Dorky. Let's do it.

Let's crack these and we'll discuss. Folks, we are out from under the thumb, the tyrannical thumb of the IBA list. Oh, my gosh. Oppressive organization, the International international bartenders association we drank our way through their whole list and now we're free as of last week's daiquiri to drink whatever we want we went on a bar crawl last weekend for our blowout if you listen to the blowout from earlier this week they listen they listen uh if you hadn't get over there and listen and we got some other great shows listen to those it's a better show than this one. Okay. Mike, how do you open this?

Okay. So lift. See that little white thing? Yeah. Lift that part of the tab up like this. Did that. And then slide back. Let's not even talk about the drinks yet.

Not yet. Not yet. Because we're doing something. Typically, we're doing something. Wait, wait, wait. I'm doing something. Typically, we drink alcohol that hits your system pretty fast and and and uh today we're drinking something that we wanted to make sure that it hits us during the course of the episode so we're going to start drinking it now and then we'll talk about it when it gets to do time but

we wanted to make sure that they were feeling the full effect. We're going to be very secretive to the people who have not read the title of this episode. You can see it when you look at your phone. Yeah, but we're being coy. We're being coy. Oh, also, shit chat, eh? Yeah, a little shit chat. Oh, boy. Do you guys feel good being done with the International Bartenders Association?

I feel good. I feel accomplished. I do. Oh, what I was going to say before is we did that bar crawl from our last blog and that was an attempt just to get out, try new stuff.

Sure. See what we're going for. I didn't drink anything on the bar crawl we're going to do on the show, but still. You didn't drink anything on the bar crawl.

You don't like to drink very much. No, this was a, this was more symbolic. Yeah. And we're going out to interact with other drinks. Mm-hmm. Don't forget the one-two punch of bar

crawl and then saint pat's not to date the episode but that's a fucking heavy night as well yeah that was wild yeah it's also kind of cool that we have this momentum that feels like there's this groundswell happening where it's like we have shows coming up in la chicago milwaukee brooklyn in LA, Chicago, Milwaukee, Brooklyn, Rhode Island, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh type places. Yeah, sort of a hot streak. Mini tour would someone say. We're free from the shackles of the cocktail list. Our pod

is popping off. Our live act is popping off. There's a movie in the can. You know? It's a good time to be one of the sloppy boys. Might be viewable at some point. Possibly viewable. But don't you feel like there's a good time to be one of the sloppy boys like be viewable at some point possibly viewable but don't you feel like there's a lot of times where it's not good to be one of the sloppy boys this is what you have to cherish one of these moments where it's good to be the three of us good to be the three of us it's good to be king also can we just announce the live stream

what's stopping us go for it april 12th folks friday Friday, April 12th. The watch party for the Sloppy Boys documentary, Blood, Sweat, and Beers, or How the Sloppy Boys Made an Album in West Texas. Watch it with us. We're going to intro it. You're going to get a first sneak peek. This is the pre-premiere, folks. This is for our listeners and the people that follow us on social media. They're going to get some VIP sneaky peeky treatment to watch the movie with us before it gets its wide release.

Yeah, baby. What did you say? It was a preview? It's a pre-premier. Pre-premier preview. It's a little pre. Yeah, it's a little pre. Be there, folks.

Be there, folks. To check that out, you can go to thesloppyboys.com. And you'll see it. We'll put it there so you can't miss it. It's coming up. That's gonna be fun. Oh, honk. Oh, beep, beep to you.

Folks, if you heard any just sort of weird honks just then, it was a car outside, not a big deal. Probably shouldn't even be talking about. Yep. Don't dwell on it. Not gonna fuck up

the rest of the pod. Now, we're all in the same room and we're at Jeff's place and we're in L.A. all together. We're in we're at Jeff's place and we're in LA all together. We're in kind of a cool, yeah, we're in LA together. We're in a cool spot here,

aren't we? Very nice. Very wild. Yeah. It's kind of a good, good lighting you have here, Jeff, except in the mood.

Yeah, very now. I got my gamer girl lights on, my streaming sort of lights. These are the lights you'd sort of see behind Ninja or Pokemon. Pokemon. No, no. Are these people?

These are streamers. These are beloved streamers. The audience knows they're Gen Z. Me too. Setting the vibe. Setting the vibe. Setting the tone. For you guys and for anyone watching on video,

you'll notice the t-shirt I'm wearing is the Mastabong Ripa t-shirt. And what if we listen to that song at the end of the episode? That's good, Tim. And it does tie into a little bit to the drink, which we're not going to get to. We're not going to get to that. If you're watching, you can see the

things we have in our hands, but we're not going to mention them. If you're listening, you can hear the things in our hands. but we're not going to mention them. If you're listening, you can hear the things in our hands. You probably hear a little... You don't hear... Chick, chick, chick. Boo. You don't hear...

Or... Clink, clink. Of the glass. Or the shake, shake of that shaker. Or the shake. Or the grind, grind of the grinder. Oh, that hurts my ears. That grind, grind, grind of the grinder.

What an odd little can. Oh, I want to talk so much about it. Should we get into the BN of it all? Booze News. Aha. Ah. Buse News. Bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip. Booze News. Aha. Ah. Buse News. Bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip.

Booze News. Hit it. You scream again. Widehead son. Won't you come? Cause my son's got kind of a widehead. Widehead son. Won't you come?

Hey, Jimmy, what do you think of these? It's booze news, you sideshow fucks. What, what, football head? Wide Head Son was sent to us by Tom from Redondo. And if you have a booze news theme, email it to the sloppy boys podcast at gmail.com. Tom is the guy. We know him. He's come to a bunch of shows.

He programmed for the game Beat Saber. He programmed the Mastabong Ripa track. Did we ever figure that out? What a perfect. This has the perfect song for this. Based on the drink we're doing. Tom from Redondo. Tom from Redondo. Tom from Redondo.

Tomando. Now, if we were smart, this would have been our 420 episode. Yeah. But me and Mike are going to see Fish at the Sphere. Yes, on that day. So we won't be able to record. Yep. Jeff was thinking about coming too.

Jeff, you're in. You thought about it at least. I did. You're in. It's a good thought. I thought about it and i'm in no this is a good drink for for now because it's such a curveball unprecedented on the pod right oh my god i can't even believe we got away with it i can't even believe we got away with it what's the actual booze news the booze news is in keeping with the theme of interesting drinks that are perhaps not necessarily alcohol per se.

Right. There is a very big trend that I was wondering if you guys have heard of that I've been meaning to bring up on the pod. And I've been thinking, well, it's not boozy, but now here's an episode with no booze in it. So maybe I could bring this up finally. And it is the Sleepy mocktail you've heard no no i've heard of uh skinny girl is it related to that skinny girl margarita unrelated damn i like skinny margs me too and there was a brand skinny girl that was like started by one of the real housewives or something but i think most bars now just have a Marg that's like soda, like a tequila soda with lime.

It's unfortunately named because the skinny Marg is generally like the actual Marg, the clean Marg with like lime juice and Cointreau and tequila. Right. Not mix. Now, the Sleepy Girl Mocktail. I've heard. I've not had. This was ack thing. I think first happened like a year ago, but then just made its way into my feed very recently. Um, from, uh, I

think there's like tick tocker, Gracie Norton first made it big, but then, you know, everybody's talking about it on tick tock. It is a mocktail that, uh, you you know after you've eaten your girl dinner and you're ready for girl bed yeah sure uh sleepy girl mocktail is tart cherry juice oh magnesium powder and prebiotic soda oh it looks like a spritz it's kind of red from the juice and uh you're supposed to sleep really well and and relating it back to alcohol i've heard in tiktok people like hey if you've if you've been drinking booze you sleep poorly when after alcohol if you're looking for a really good night's sleep tart cherry tart cherry juice has melatonin in it so instead of popping a pill of melatonin and i think your body creates melatonin that's what makes you fall so that also creates tart cherry juice yeah your body i've had i've had cranberry that's really tart but i don't think i've had

tart cherry juice oh i think i have i think i have some tart cherry capsules caplets like dehydrated tart cherry and use them for sleeping yes but then i then i heard that you're supposed to drink like a ton of water with them i don't know but we should try some tonight yes and have wonderful sleeps also magnesium powder is when my mom has mailed me a big canister of magnesium powder the brand is like calm and uh you're supposed to put that in water and drink it before bed it helps you sleep and then the prebiotic soda i don't know what the deal is i know probiotic prebiotic i would imagine comes first does probiotic mean there's living cultures in there yes i think it's professional biotic professional biotic i was hoping to ignore that

and it's good for you it's like uh helps you it helps you you got your antibiotic before you shit it's for the ecosystem of your bowels yes yes you got your prebiotic which implies the existence of a postbiotic that'd be interesting yeah you eat it after you shit yeah you never really lose touch with your waist after you've passed waste it doesn't mean you're done with it it continues to the memory lives on you know that there's that uh commercial for some uh medical procedure where like you shit in a box and they yes set it away and they analyze it for you for screening or whatever but the fucking commercials are like the little boxes, like cartoon walk around with everybody. It's like, it's going to go on me later.

Yeah. Or like, is there shit in him now? Yes. Right. Is he on his way out? You should hear rattling around. They see it.

You see like a family of four and then like the boxes there, like in the bleachers cheering on the kid or whatever. It's like, do they see he's going to be shit in later or is there shit in him now? It does seem inappropriate to be cheering for a guy's kids and he's later going to shit in you. It does. I don't know what the social ramifications are, but that seems strange. What's the arrangement between those folks?

I like it better than those Charmin Bears. I don't like that one. Yeah, that one's... It's like the good before you go or like... Yeah, enjoy the go. Enjoy the go. enjoy the go enjoy the go enjoy the go i don't like any of the nomenclature surrounding uh toilet stuff because i don't like the word squatty potty i don't like the brand tushy no well what's tushy tushy is a bidet you know

that you can hook up to it's days are the thing yeah but it should be way more popular but it's called tushy so you're like I'm not gonna buy that yeah yeah yeah yuck bidet is a great word it's French it's classic

have you sat on bidet before I had a friend who I went to a house with one of the ones you're talking about the tushy ones I've sat in it like in Europe

I've sat in the original one blast water up your ass the original bidet it's a separate toilet right next to your toilet the very first one those ones are strong like a real bidet it's a separate toilet right next to your toilet the very first one those ones are strong

like a real bidet it's like well yeah they gotta they gotta get out old like fucking medieval dingleberries old faithful

guys are shooting me into the hey turn that thing down I'm shooting through the roof I think you need

a new slate on the roof that's my review with a bidet oh boy I take it day by day you know stop I think you need a new slate on the roof. That's my review of the bidet. Oh, boy. I take it day by day, you know? Stop. Come on.

Come on. Stop that. You know, Jeff is talking about the Wet Hot American Summer movie. Folks, look for Summertime's coming up. They usually do screenings of that. And that's got to be a fun movie to watch in the theaters with a group. I've never seen it. And sometimes you can be like me. You can be at Marate and you see David Wayne.

Hey, nice. The Bar Marate. Cool. I want to be like Jeff and see David Wayne. I want to be like Jeff. If you want to be like Jeff, you got to see David Wayne. It was nice in that era of Michael Jordan when your name was

Mike at that time and like I want to be like Mike like my uncle would say that and it was I wasn't cool for edit for like my uncle said it for that moment I was like my uncle's know my name I had a cassette single of the song like Mike. Ooh, nice. Yeah. I loved it. Yeah. I put it on in the car all the time. It did feel cool. If I could be like Mike, I wanna be like Mike. Was that a tie-in to a McDonald's thing?

We should cover that in Chicago. Damn, that's good. Yeah, that's good. If I could do that. Was that a promotional song? Or at least enter to it. Was it a promotional song? Yeah, it was like a Nike song.

Just for Mike, a Nike song. Oh, Nike. I had a different single. Or Gatorade. Yeah. Or Hanes. Hanes. Like Duracell?

Hanerade. I think it was. Or Gatorade. Yeah. Or Hain. Hain like Duracell? Hainerade. I think it was that shit box thing we were talking about. Yeah, I think it was that shit box. I want to feel Mike shit in my head. I had a single for Free the World, Free Willie. Michael Jackson? A different Mike. Yeah, jumped over the.

A different MJ. A different MJ. That whale really left over that boy, didn't he? Yep. Have you seen Blackfish? I have. Sad. It's funny that SeaWorld is still going after Blackfish. Isn't that funny? It's like

too big to fail and it's like, well, we heard all the things, but we've just got so many people coming in that we're not going to stop. We like making money. Have you seen The Cove? No. What's that? The dolphin now what's that the dolphin one yeah the dolphin massacre yes that movie is he in that it's a documentary i think she no but but like she was like an activist who i think you're right oh yeah yeah i think i think you're right

what's amazing about that one like it's a it's a it's a documentary but you couldn't script better. But I mean, like there's some horrible stuff happens, but the protagonist is the, the environmentalist, like the activist trying to free the dolphins is the guy who trained dolphins for the TV show flipper and flipper made dolphin tricks and stuff being part of the mainstream. And that's what led to sea world and

all that stuff so he had a he felt guilt he had like a oh yeah he was at fault for this so that's why he was like he was going to washington dc and well like trying to get legislation and stuff like that because he did it i wonder if he worked on uh ace ventura pet detective uh-huh there's a nature calls because there's no dolphins okay okay because there's no dolphins and when nature 94 94 there's a lot of guano they can tell that what's that joke yeah she's not a virgin they can tell that i haven't seen two when nature calls not all the way through it's it's uh got classic uh sequel vibes where like in the first one he really pompadour his hair up to look like that in the second one it's a wig you know like that type of thing yeah it's like really he's like i'm a star now and i've got other projects

also isn't he like getting shit out by a rhino at some point yeah that's a good that's the classics but wait his head is just his head is coming out of a rhino's. No, he slides out. Yeah. He's like, uh, in there.

It's like a little control room. He's like stinking out. He's doing a surveillance thing, but he's inside, but I think he's getting hot and he, and there's, he takes all of his clothes. So then when he's trying to get out,

he slides out. It looks like he's being birthed and some tourists are like, well, you know what? For next, this is, this is going to lead right into our next, well, you know what? For next, this is, this is going to lead right into our next, uh,

blowout for next week. Yes. Our next Wednesday's blowout on the Patreon folks. So if you don't get the patron, if you're not a subscriber to the sloppy boys blowout, you miss out. If you're not Patron, you're gone.

Anyway, we're going to be watching and talking about, um, Tom Green, Freddie got finger. Tom Green's Freddie. Freddie got never seen over here. I've seen him. You've seen Tim. No, see, anyway we're gonna be watching and talking about um tom green freddie got finger tom green's freddie got never seen over here i've seen him you've seen tim no see i've never seen i can't wait i know it was recently added to the criterion channel i know that it's uh it's hip now it's hip

to be square i was a huge tom green kid yeah tom green show loved it yeah that and jackass were paired up uh sunday nights at mtv and i was like this is made for me i'm the demo well i i were i was uh staying at neil and fran's house for some of this trip and fran was saying people at work she's writing on a show right now we're like talking about it and they were watching so i watched a little bit of it at their house but uh i was like oh people are talking about this movie we'll tell we'll we're sort of ahead of the curve though yeah we're ahead we were talking about it, though. We were talking about it first. Always ahead. We've been talking about maybe doing this

for a while. Well, that's it for Booze News, I think. Wrap it up. Now, here we go. This is the... Oops. This is the big reveal. This is the big reveal. The Tom Green Show. It's not the Green Tom Show.

Whatever happened to Glenn Humplick, huh? That's a good question. He's doing fine. I don't even know if he makes it in the movie. We'll see. How about that guy who sat on set just drinking a coffee mug and laughing? Phil. That's funny.

That is funny. Oh, Jackass also had a Phil. Interesting. So did Beavolobam. We need to find that Bam Margera movie and watch that, too. Oh. What did I say it was called? No. It was called something weird. That's the sequel to his other one. we need to, we need to find that Bam Margera movie and watch that too. Oh, uh, what did I say?

No, it was called something. That's the sequel to his other one. No, we should watch grind. Did he direct grind? I don't know, but he's in it.

I do remember him doing a promos for it. Like live interstitial, not live, but interstitials on comedy central during a block of movies. And he's like, yo, I'm Ben Margera. You got to come see my movie, Grind.

It's got me. It's got Shooter McGavin. He's in the character name from a different movie. Ming Hags was the movie. Ming Hags. Haggard is his first movie. And that was one that actually got a little heat because it was 2003 or whatever. And it's, oh, yeah.

So it's got like his old, but it's got like brandy camillo and all them in it yeah yeah yeah huh well uh okay so here's the big secret revealed today we're doing a drink called paps blue ribbon high seltzer this is thc infused right seltzer non-alcoholic 10 mg's of thc this this uh we're drinking daytime guava it's called it's a good flavor this also has five grams of thcv we don't know what that is we asked we asked it is a just a different cannabinoid great thing she says i was worried i was like because i wouldn't be able to handle 15 milligrams of thc but she was was like, this is 10 milligrams of THC. But then the MG THC-V keeps you focused.

Oh, that's good. And she said it suppresses your appetite, which is interesting because usually I've got runaway munchies. Let's see if this. Yeah. Well, they had another one, too, with I just took a picture with the 10 THC, 3 milligrams CBN and 2 milligrams CBD. Okay. Well, CBD I know.

Yeah. That one I know. CBM. THCV. Maybe this reminds me of that like fake weed you'll find sometimes. Oh yeah. The stuff we got in North Carolina. It was like hopscotch.

Delta, Delta five. Yeah. What was it? Or it was THH or something. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. I don't know what that was.

But yeah, so we're trying these drinks out and we wanted to start them early in the show because, you know, they might take a second to seep in. To kick in. Although what I read, I'm going to introduce the drink in right about now. What I read is that it's, their like promo article for it was like, and this, you know, gets into your system a little quicker than gummies. So you can kind of feel the buzz quicker. Ooh. A different kind of buzz.

That makes sense. You digest liquids faster than foods. But this is, so this is from Pabst Blue Ribbon. It came out in 2020. What is it now? 2024? Yeah. But this was around the time they were doing Pabst Blue Ribbon Forever was

we got one beer and we're selling it to the guys in the factories and now it's 2000. We're selling it to the hipsters. Right. Yep. And Tim, you've been to the factory, I believe. That's maybe from a different episode. Yeah, I toured the old,

I guess you'd call it campus, in Milwaukee. We're going to be in Milwaukee playing shows. Ooh, that might be fun. Maybe a little tour. Pabst Blue Ribbon, what's funny about it is it was huge. When it won the Blue Ribbon in 1896, it was like Miller, Pabst, and Budweiser. It could have gone either way. Pabst was right up there. And then, in fact, I heard this thing about I listened to this podcast, Business Wars, that did a whole season of Bud versus Miller

and they talked about this. But the World's Fair in Chicago, 1896 or whatever that was, there wasn't actually, all the beer, the big beer barons were excited that their beers were going to be on display at this World's Fair, but there wasn't actually they uh all the beer the big beer barons were excited that their beers are going to be on display at this world's fair but there wasn't actually going to be a competition and then pabst wanted to win a competition so the pabst guy they're all like names like cornelius pabst and stuff like that he was like can there be like like they like i'm pretty sure they bought the blue ribbon that they want, just to ensure that that would happen.

Or just called it blue ribbon, right? Well, they did win. There was some voting that happened, but it was like perhaps forced it to happen and they won. That's great. They brought it upon themselves. We should be the annual, we should be the first winners of the Sloppy Award,

the Sloppy Boys Awards. Yeah, for excellence in music and podcasting that's good very few crossovers like that but we're hey what do you know we're really good ones um have you had this before um either yeah no i've never had a thc thing i had this on labor day is the end of the summer but the beginning of the summer memorial memorial day coming up. I was grilling and chilling with our friend Jocelyn. Grilling and chilling with our friend Jocelyn. Thank you. I'm flipping burgers.

I'm making dogs. We drank some of these, and what was great was, it always takes stuff like this a long time to kick in with me, but I- I'm feeling a little bit now. Yeah. I can't tell if it's- I feeling a little bit now can't tell if it's i'm not yet i can't tell if it's placebo it could just be the euphoric effects of hanging out with me and jeff yeah straight in the lighting we put a little some funky lighting yeah put on some funky blinkers um but i think i told you about this wonderful night was that we we had a little

grill and chill and then i drank one of those and it hadn't really kicked in yet. And I went home and then it was the day I was, it was the day of the King's coronation, more, more important, actually right around that time. And we should look up the dates to see how close it was. Cause it was the day that season three of, I think you should leave dropped. Oh, I know this story. And then I was, I had gotten home from this barbecue and I was high on this stuff and I was sitting on my couch and it was seven o'clock. And I'm like, how am I going to make it till midnight? I want to, it kills me to think that anyone on earth would get to watch a Tim Robinson sketch before me. So I have to be right there at midnight.

And, uh, but it was seven o'clock and I was like, had eaten 12 burgers and drank this thing and I was sleepy. And then I, it was amazing. I time warped. I fell asleep and I woke up at midnight I wished I dreamed and wished that it would be midnight and then people say angels don't exist this was a miracle I tell them that story it was it was amazing I was like it was like light outside and then went to dark and then I was like and you watch the whole six laugh my ass off and uh come on uh i mean darmine doggy door oh the best you must be laughing i laughed my ass off monsters on the world that's the only

time i've had this world and that was my only experience with a beverage with a sure yeah weed beverage the first thing you'll notice about this is the is the the tab that we all struggled with in the beginning. Yeah. You have to pop up something and then slide it back. Yeah, you have to break a safety seal, and then you pry it, and then you can slide it back. But then, folks, you can reseal it for later because you're not supposed to necessarily have it all at once. Oh, yeah.

You know, that's probably a little bit like, because they probably know people don't know their levels of thc they can take and it's this is like a all right you can put it back in place so you don't go nuts with it yeah and this is 10 mil thc and i would say i don't have any fizz to it so yeah i've uh it's been a while for me but i think that 10 is a lot i would be i'm not sure i don't maybe be a five guy 10 is too much for me like the normal like, like a, like a Camino edible is like five. And if I have 10, it's way too much. So this will be way too much for,

but I want, but it's also weird because it takes time to drink it. So maybe it's not all hitting you at the same time. And the first thing that strikes you is the taste. Let's maybe talk about taste before we talk about a fit. This is, should we take a break? Oh,

wait a minute. I don't even think I finished all my stuff. So, uh, the, in 2020 they came and started coming out with this no in 2019 they had like different styles of paps they like light and heavy or whatever then they come out with 2019 they come out with the coffee remember paps coffee yeah yeah not an episode of this not soon after that they were like all right let's try

this thc thing and that is like, you know, Pabst had been the one thing for so long, now they're expanding. This is, there are only certain states where you can get this stuff. California's one, New York's one. It's where it's legal, I guess. Kind of a ballsy move. You don't see Bud Light doing shit like this.

But also, but they might be, but we just don't. I'm sure they're all developing it, but like nobody wants to take the first punch. They want to be safe. And this isn't like, I was trying to understand how it works. And I think there's some legality stuff that if someone knows the law would understand it. But like this is, there's a thing called Pabst Labs that's trying to do more with marijuana. But this is technically made by another company and distributed through Pabst, but whatever.

Hey, it's all the same to me, the consumer. Yeah, it just depends on, once it is a federal, it's legal federally, then I think they'll own it all. What's funny is that Pabst, they make like 28 brands of beer. Like Pabst makes Lone Star. So it's funny. Do you know if that was part of like a later thing that I'm talking about? Like if they.

Yeah. Probably not as recent. I mean, I probably started in the nineties or something, but one cool Pabst thing I think I've told you guys is that I learned this on the tour that they, we knew it as a indie sleaze era. Yes. A cool beer that would be like $2 and lots of the Eastside clubs had them and stuff. But before that happened in the early nineties in the Pacific Northwest, the grunge guys started drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon and they, because it fits with like the workman aesthetic

like wearing flannel and dickies and like uh levi's and like being like a workman vibe about your rock and roll function over form yeah so they were buying paps blue ribbon just both because it's cheap and it was like straightforward and it wasn't they weren't advertising and they um the paps people like in milwaukee were like our sales are spiking in washington state what's happening and then when they found that out they were like oh like they thought like oh maybe we should start like marketing this to that and they're like no the market research said no no don't do nothing it's it's doing well because it isn't all over the media exactly and if they would have come out with like grunger commercials

that would have ruined it. But they just let it go. So they cut their advertising budget from like low to zero. And then that happened again in the two thousands with like indie rock, just like people just like a beer that doesn't advertise. I remember my dad, not my dad, my friend's dad,

Keith's dad, he had Pabst in the basement. It was the first time I ever saw it you know you don't drink but you know bud light yeah and stuff like that and i remember i remember thinking like your dad has that weird german beer in the basement oh it was just pabst yeah and like we we weren't even reaching for that we've had a captain morgan parrot bay and we had aftershock and and like you know we're trying other things kalualua. But the Pabst Blue Ribbon, I was like, oh, it must be disgusting. Yeah, yeah.

And of course, even in college, you're drinking Keystone Light. You're drinking Milwaukee's Best. You're drinking Bud Light. I think only in L.A. was I like getting into Pabst. And I really do like it. I like the simplicity. Me too. I like it a lot.

Yeah, let's take that break. We're done with what we would do here, I guess. The ingredient list is get one and pop it open. All right, folks, open up your ears, open up your wallets. Here come the ads.

We'll be right back after this. And we're back, man. That was just us taking a sip. That was just a big sip. Exhaling after a sip. With the Pabst Blue Ribbon High Seltzer in hand. Pabst in hand. I'm already done with mine. Yeah, you should.

I wanted to finish it quick so I can get the effects still on the pod. Yeah. I got a little bit left. Timothy? I've got a little bit left. And yeah, I feel it kicking in a little bit, but pretty soon I'm going to start forgetting everything I say. Yeah, I get you. I can feel it.

I'm going to be one of those, like, what were we just talking about? Right, right, right. That's my... Achilles heel. Achilles heel with weed. And I don't mind if I'm with people who are also smoking weed at the time. talking about right right right uh that's that's my achilles heel achilles heel with weed and i don't mind if i'm with people who are also smoking weed at the time but when you're in a situation like oh shit i went to this party and sure i didn't know people weren't smoking okay i'm gonna

be the guy who and usually i'll do say be in a situation be like am i do i feel high to like a friend like no not at all you're like oh yes okay it's all my head well mike knapp for now just picture yourself being on stage in front of a mic in front of 17,000 weekly listeners. Does that help? Yeah. Yes, it does. Hey, folks.

Oh, you're so good. We love you. Hey. I remembered another good fact about Pabst, if you want to hear. Yes. Shout out from the mountaintops. We got the time. So, you know, during Prohibition, alcohol companies... Not to date myself, but yeah.

It's 200 years old. Those college days were good. Companies that made boozy stuff had to pivot to making other things to stay in business for that decade. Pabst was like, oh, we're in the Midwest. Let's make cheese. And they started making this cheese that was like, not really like fully dairy. And so it had to be called cheese food.

And then the prohibition ends. They go back to making beer and they sell their cheese food off to craft who calls it Velveeta. Oh, wow. From Pabst to Kraft. From Pabst to Kraft. I would like to know the story of why it's called Velveeta. Because it's so velvety.

But it sounds like Velveeta. It kind of sounds Italian a little bit, but velvety, it's soft. Kraft, yeah, they're good at coming up with i one time uh googled um what's that island off the coast of la catalina catalina catalina salad dressing oh yeah i googled that to be like oh is that really from catalina and it's like no it's like craft headquarters they just were like coming up with names and catalina just sounded like because it's i think it's like their french dressing it's called a catalina just sounded like because I think it's like their French dressing and they just called it Catalina. It's kind of like Paradiso. Yeah. Right, right, right.

No, that's a reference to Dante. That's true. The Divine Comedy. That's true. The taste isn't bad. No, it's fine. Daytime guava, whatever it is. You're not really drinking it for the taste, I don't think. No, I don't think so, but it's like I'd rather drink this taste than a White Claw.

I mean, I would say it even tastes better than my beloved Red Bull. Or my new favorite, Celsius. Have you guys had Celsius? No, you were talking about those. Ooh-wee. This does have a little tinge of like, what's that, taurine? It doesn't taste taurine-y, but there is a little tinge of like... Are we talking like artificial sweetener?

Well, maybe it's the like weed back taste or something. That's funny to me that you think you know what taurine tastes like. No, it's like when you drink Red Bull and go, I'm familiar with all the other flavors within this. I meant like where the taurine sort of hits in your, the flavor profile. It's like there a little bit, but it's not right in your face. Yeah, I don't know. I'd have to try that sip the test tube at Red Bull Labs.

I just mean there's a little something in here that feels fabricated yeah um red bull is a real strong sense memory for me that when i drink and i use it quite frequently but i use it to rally if i gotta go out but i'm tired and i'm feeling whiny and nappy but i gotta go out on a saturday night i drink red bull so now the other day I drank a Red Bull like in the middle of the day for some reason. And I was like, feels like I'm grumpy on Saturday night, but it's somebody's birthday. That's like the most specific feeling.

It's good like tiredness insurance. Like if you're afraid you're going to be tired, like I gotta go out and I'm afraid I'll be tired. You just drink one of those. I'm leaving the home in fear. And it vanquishes it. It's funny that what caffeine does. I thought caffeine like gave you energy.

Gives you wings. No, you forget you're tired. Exactly. It like interrupts the receptors that tell you that you're tired. So your body is fatigued, but your brain doesn't know. I feel like that's why when I was drinking coffee my my brain was or my thought process was just like i won't sleep much but i'll drink coffee at work tomorrow and then by the end of the week i'm dead and i'm like oh that's why it is i never got the sleep i need it off from your brain damn

you gotta sleep love to sleep yeah you can't rob peter to pay paul as they say right right right right i've got something to say. Go ahead. Actually, something to ask. This is kicking. We're all smiling and like. Yeah, I'm dreaming. For sure.

Yeah, this is great. And I also forgot what I wanted to say. Shit. We'll get there. No, I got it. That's funny, though. If you really actually do forget, sometimes I can like try so hard and it feels like I'm like going into a different dimension to reach back into my brain and catch the thing.

I'll often need to go back into like, like if I thought of something at this, the kitchen sink, I'll have to go back there and be like, yes. Oh, it happens all the time. My phone too.

I'll be like on Instagram. Oh, what I was going to look at. And then now I forget, go back to Instagram. And I was like, yes, that was the picture that made me think of it.

You know what? What has been happening to me a lot. I'm on a walk or a drive or something. And I was like, yes, that was the picture that made me think of it. You know what? It has been happening to me a lot. I'm on a walk or a drive or something. And I'm at like a, uh, an intersection and I had a crossroads in life, a crossroads in life. No, I'll be at a spot and then I'll remember an episode of a podcast. I listened to while I was there last time. So like, Oh, like I think I jogged here one time

and I was like listening to an episode of Serial or whatever, you know. Interesting how the brain. It's wondrous. Before we lose it, do you remember what you were going to say? Yes, I was going to ask you guys. Oh boy, now we're on the spot.

What's your favorite munchie food? When did that first come up? What's your favorite munchie food? Who's got a favorite pig out junk food? Pig out junk food. Pig out junk food. That was so funny. Shit, man.

If I have the munchies, I can go. I can eat anything. Anything. Well, we were talking about. I can mix and match. I can do ham and cheese roll-ups and then some Ben and Jerry's right after it. And you know I'm going to have orange juice and cheese and crackers. It's so funny to me.

If you're in the mood for the munchy stuff and you look in your fridge and you just have like normal food. And you're like, I guess I'll just indulge in like this normal food. Yes, I'm eating a soup. Exactly. It's like, okay, beef barley soup. It's 11 p.m. soup for me. I would probably put like maybe like too much Tabasco in it or something. Yeah, you got to do something to make it a stunt, make it a fun food.

The thing I think with the munchies and what I'm eating so much, a lot of the time it's just the texture thing. I'm like, oh, I just like to eat this stuff and be swallowing big gobs of cheese and crackers. stuff and like be swallowing big gobs of cheese and crackers well that's like um one time unbeknownst to me i ate a uh mrs frizzles chocolate or something like a harry potter chocolate yeah and it had pop rocks in it that i was not expecting yeah and i was like i thought it was like fireworks in my skull i was like but it was cool tim you gotta remind me this tim i was gonna look at look at it up on amazon.com what were the name of those chocolates you gave me the other night he had these toffee rolls oh my god so i like a toffee though in english it was like well it was like those

turtles you used to get yeah very very dutton or the heath the heath bar yeah these were like sticks and they're kind of chewy i forget the the name, but it's like almond roton. Rochon. Rochon. Rogan. But it was, it was like almost like, you know, the flip side of a crunch bar. It's got this kind of. Oh yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It was that wrapped around a toffee. Damn. How'd they wrap it? Uh, chocolate wrapped around a toffee. Yeah. Just chocolate. Like. And then almonds on the outside but it had that crunchiness to it damn wrapped in a cellophane ultimately and in a box you don't know where you got them um that's what i wanted i couldn't break them last night so um it'll be a good google um anyway yeah sorry i have a show and tell that i this is my

ulterior motive when i ask you your favorite munchie food oh um is nerds nerds rope or nerds gummy clusters i didn't hold on can i i have to talk about nerds gummy clusters for a second i either i think it was the last one we just recorded an episode before this i had them at barbenheimer you know uh the company that makes nerds it might just be called nerds i don't know it's wonka it's wonka you're right wonka they're in the candy yeah aisle their stock they're in the candy space pretty much the same for years and years and years what is wonka doing differently all of a sudden the past five years they go up nerds specifically specifically nerds clusters really that like gummy technology whatever like got because nerds are weird to eat it's just they go all i love them but yeah it's like this tech gummy technology worked and helped there's not even got chalamet making

movies about the guy you're right because the form factor of the original nerds were a little cardboard cigarette box that you'd carry around. We have some of those in the Digman writers room. They're great. And you'd slip off. You'd slip off the side of the top. Oh, God. And you'd dump them in your hand and they'd be like sand. You had to slip it out, but like also perforate it.

Like that would always just kind of get ripped off on my mind. And you're putting pebbles in your wet hand and then you toss them. Now you got to drink them from the box. Inevitably, you got one or two stuck to your wet hand. Disgusting. This is the form factor of nerds was what was getting in its way the whole time. It needed to be a gummy cluster. Yeah, of course.

Have you had big chewy nerds? Big chewy nerds. Yeah. So those are a little different, right? They're just. Yeah. They're like Skittle sized nerds. Yeah. They yeah so those are a little different right they're just yeah they're just a little they're like skittle sized nerds yeah yeah exploded in a way they're like freeze dried and they popped or something shell is thin they pop them like popcorn take a normal nerd and put it

under heat that's what it seems like it seems like they pop the nerd like popcorn all right now you were talking i went off on i have a show and tell which was you guys know my late favorite late night crunchy munchie fritos yes oh yeah any flavor house my god we should have brought those yes and what here's what i i brought now i'm going with all the surprises today um i didn't get any normal fritos but here's the thing uh other than normal fritos the easiest to come by is chili cheese these ones like you may have even seen that in a frito-lay variety pack now getting a little fancier than that uh we got the uh flaming hot you know there's flaming hot okay those last i like that powder okay well if you want to get a little fancier we have the honey barbecue flavor twists. Ooh,

they look like Fusilli. Honey barbecue. But now here's the, uh, HBBQ. Now here's the crown jewel. And this is open. Cause I was snagging on it.

The crown jewel of my collection that I, you can't find in LA. So I ordered it off the internet. These are the Fritos that got, made me Frito crazy. A year ago, I was in Arizona and i ate chorizo and chipotle fritos they're made in mexico so you can only get them like closer to the border

gotcha and now the first time i ate these i said ew it tastes like liver and then the next night i went kind of back in there and then i was was like. Peeled one more off the top. It does taste like liver, but there's a challenge. I enjoy the challenge. And once I acquired a taste for this, and now it's like my favorite snack on earth. They got really crushed in there. There's something good about this flavor. It tastes like jerky at first.

And I get with the liver thing. Meat. It tastes like an animal. It's got like a. That taste. Yes. with the liver thing. Meat.

It tastes like an animal. It's got like a that taste. Yes. There's a back of your throat that is really surprising. Much like the Pop Rock chocolate. You don't see it coming and go.

Yeah. Thank you. Now that those are good and I enjoy them. I am not in the mood to have another bite at this moment. You know what I mean?

If you're in the mood, great. If you're not, I'm like right now that's disgusting. I'm never really mean? If you're in the mood, great. If you're not, I'm like, right now, that's disgusting. I'm never really a free-dug guy because they're so buttery. They're so baked in buttery. The scoops are even more buttery. That gets on top of me.

That gets on me. I like that, though, because I like liver. When you said that, I thought I was going to be grossed out. Liverwurst. It reminded me of liverwurst when I was a kid. I used to love liverwurst because I thought, yeah, I love the sound of like, grossed out. Liverwurst. It reminded me of liverwurst when I was a kid. I used to love liverwurst because I thought, yeah, I love this. And I'm like, hey, I like liverwurst. Right.

Because you were a nasty boy. I was a nasty boy about it. I would. Yeah, man. My mom would make me liverwurst on an onion bag, toasted onion bagel. Ooh, stanky. Double stank. With mustard on it.

Oh, I'd say thank you, mommy. But mustard on it. Oh! I'd say, thank you, mommy. But the snack your mom made all the time for you? Slices of tomato with mayo swirled on it. That was more of a dinner thing. That was dinner? That was like a summer dinner, maybe a steak on the grill. We got some corn on the cob. Capri salad.

And you know what? It is a little bit. Yeah. This high seltzer is not giving me the munchies at all. Yeah, right. right well it's that thc uh x mike thcv it's an appetite suppressant so focus i learned that at the uh drink presentation earlier today now you you're out there all right so that was hitting with people yeah okay good because i when i do those i'm like this is the boring part it's different now we went to go get

these at a uh um at a dispensary around here i don't know if we're gonna name them they haven't given us any money don't um but the dispensary is a funny world you go the ones here even the ones in new york or i went to one in chicago you walk in and it's like kind of looks like a mac store or the space is trying its best to look like a Mac store. They got iPads. We're talking. What do you want? Mac store because it's like the product is like, you can see it, but don't touch it or don't get too close to it.

You can't really do much with it right now. Yeah, I guess like Apple does have the stuff out, but it does feel like, oh, it's fancy, but we're walking you through this. You're not, we're not just setting you free. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. You need us to like finish this. Do you remember the first one we went to in San Francisco? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was, it was just like, it was like,

that felt crazy. Cause it was before LA had them. It felt crazy. It felt like going into a storage container, but then it felt like a bank with like double reinforced glass. And you had to, like, it was even more walled off. Yeah. It looked like a, like a crazy doctor's office on one side and then behind this thick, that thick glass. Yeah. Like a doctor's office when, when there's like a, um, uh, a disaster and they've got like set up stuff right away.

Like FEMA felt like this disaster relief, like weed store. And then, um, but it worked. I remember we showed up for, I want to say, Sketch Fest or something like that and saw posters and ads for like, you can get weed here now. I remember, yeah, I remember you and Chris buying some and it was like, wow, they're really doing it. The first time I went to one, you have to give over your ID card. I was like, wait, who's, where's, where's this going? Right. Who's this guy? The government is putting you on a no-fly list.

Yeah. Don't fly the plane. It's funny if you buy something too easy. Have you ever just been in a head shop and you're like, are these pre-rolls? I'll buy these. And then they didn't check my ID. This is just like a skateboard shop or whatever.

And it's always fake. I was told those are sometimes mixed with tobacco, too. Yes. They feel a total fake out. They always feel a little. I remember for a time you could buy salvia. Just no idea. I don't think.

Salvia. I don't know if I ever actually bought it personally, but people had it around Ithaca campuses. You could like. Remember that was the thing in Ithaca. Yeah. You could buy it at head shops and it would just be like. We have, we have 3X and 10X strength.

Maybe even 10X or 30. It was like, I never, I never did that one. Yeah. Kids in my dorm like trip for three minutes. Right even 10x or 30. It was like, I never did that one. Yeah, kids in my dorm trip for three minutes. Right, that was the thing. It's like a really intense thing and then it goes away. It doesn't sound crazy to me. This is good.

Great. This is good. Just check it in. This is good. Great. Should we take a little break uh yeah do us what would you do different yeah okay if you were in the uh in the paps labs and you they said hey jeff tim next mike what would you do different well think about that yeah i'll think hard okay folks i keep forgetting every thought but i'll try to remember to think about that. Smoke two joints before I smoke two joints.

Mike, stop. And then I smoke two more. Folks, we'll be right back after more Messages. And we're back with our final thoughts on the Pabst Blue Ribbon High Seltzer Daytime Guava. Yeah. I wonder how many of our listeners smoke marijuana or drink THC. Drink THC? Half.

I drink THC. You think half? I'm saying half. I think it's everywhere. In New York and L.A., it's like you walk down the street and you smell it so much more. Because it was illegal during our growing up, you smell it now and you're like,

okay, oh, wait, it's fine. Oh, yeah. Shit, okay. So you can just fully smoke it in public like it's a cigarette? I think the deal is wherever you can smoke cigarettes, you can do... You can't just smoke in a restaurant or

if you're a patio area. That's cool. It does feel very permissive, though, huh? Compared to what we were up with. Yeah. Permissive is good. Now, promiscuous, on the other hand, Conrad Helton's great-granddaughter was definitely not a little too much.

What do you mean? I don't want to get into that. That is none of your business, by the way. Now, you had an anecdote you wanted to unfurl before us, the listener. Yes, I wanted to tell you a funny story that I remember during the break. And it's a real story. It sounds like I'm setting up a film. Yeah, this is not like

the time. Oh, which I mean to tell you guys, I just saw I don't know. The Go-Go's the other day. And what did they want to say? What are they? The Go-Go's, I guess. You've got the weed. You've got the weed.

Okay. You've got the weed. No, I was just remembering an embarrassing text I sent. All under the influence of THC. Ouch. Which was that I don't know what I'm doing and I'm a noob, right? Hey, mom and dad, I'm not voting anymore. I was on vacation with our friend Ben in Arizona where these chorizo chips were.

Hot, hot, hot. Anyway, we're going to like. Spring training. Spring training. Thank you. But Ben had like a, not a bowl, not not a bong but a pipe and it was kind of small and i don't really know how to use that type of thing so not a gandalf pipe not a big long pipe no no a little piece early or late yeah just a little straightforward little nothing it's just

like the smallest amount of anything but i didn't know how to uh use it so i sucked on it too hard and the flame went from the lighter to through the whole pipe and down my lungs and burned my throat and um maybe you had some of the ash go in there or something i did feel i sucked so hard on the thing i think i was drunk you pulled so hard on the thing i yeah yeah they said that they call that you pulled through. I pulled, I pulled through. I can't believe it. Um,

so it scorched me. And then I was sort of like waiting for it to, uh, the pain to subside. And then it really just was lingering. And my throat was burnt and I started to worry. Like, what did I do to my throat? My taste buds,

especially my, my, my taste wasn't compromised. My taste buds. And let's be honest, I'm a singer. My throat buds especially. My taste buds and compromised. My taste buds and let's be honest, I'm a singer. My throat. We are the devil. You can't get up there anymore. It could be because of that.

But on the night. He sings. He lives his singing life. He sings. He sings. He sings. Anyway, he tells it better. ahead tim um no well this story has a really good uh uh celebrity punchline which all my stories have nice um so i was you know it sucks to use something with fire and burn yourself and then also the drug is the type of drug that would make you paranoid so now you have

an injury and you're paranoid about it so i started kind of wigging out a little bit and i was like my god i burnt my throat up my throat what did i do and i took out my phone and i kind of forgot that i did this and i saw it the next morning but i took out my phone and i texted my old boss sarah silverman i had not talked to her in probably months or a year a known uh pro pot person yeah exactly so i took out my phone you went right to the old sages the old masters i think that in my yeah that she was like because she used to be my boss it's like a parental authority type of person but i know that that she, yeah. I can't text my parents. Yeah. So she's.

I don't do either. She's closest thing to like a pothead, like mom in my life. Uncle or something. So my, I did this again. I hadn't talked to her in a year and I texted her with no context. I said, I burnt my throat. That's it. I burnt my throat. That's it. She did.

She got back to me right away and said, Oh, and then I forgot about that conversation. I went to bed. I woke up the next day and it was like, I didn't text Sarah Silverman. I burnt my throat. You haven't heard from Tim Kelfackis in a year. I burned my throat you haven't heard from tim galbagas in a year i broke my throat

but she was nice she was concerned about me that's good i know those types of pipes you're talking about they're just kind of like yeah uh the right angle it's kind of like made of like tin or something like very oh those are weird those are scary the metal looking ones i remember when i was in fourth grade in the summertime uh my a friend of mine and i were riding around on our bikes and we went up to this uh this hotel near us it had this like big lookout and we went up there and we found one of those pipes and we were like oh i think this is weed or something uh we didn't know what it was we put in our pockets and we went down to our neighborhood had like a pool for the uh families we went down there and uh swimmers we're sitting there we're like we're we're getting we're gonna get into the like

putting our bikes on the rack and stuff and this older kid that he knew through his school or something but we were fourth grade he was in high school i think and he my friend knew his my friend's sister knew anyway he was like we're like look what we found like what is this thing is this we think it's drugs is a pad or whatever he's like oh yeah yeah you know what uh why don't i take that from you guys i'll bring it to school and turn it in but uh and we're like oh awesome thanks he definitely just took it and smoked it and turned it in at school you gotta go straight to the principal with this one But it was like that age where like

Yeah school is the authority As far as I'm concerned They told us not to do this stuff we should bring it to them They know all about it He knows and he's good Have you guys ever tried to smoke out of like an apple No I know what you mean Or a coke can

That's another sort of like Dirty early on thing where like You dent a coke can And then poke a bunch of holes and like rest The weed chunk on it With like seeds and sticks And like any breeze would just blow it Right off the coke can It's like an awful way

I've seen that happen in high school Smoking the paint off the aluminum can What I would do different with this yeah i don't know i think it's pretty good it's uh i guess just make different flavors which they have we just didn't do it like get into the lab get chemical with it yeah oh yeah if i'm in the lab with these guys i'd say shrink it make it a tiny little drink i would imagine you maybe putting some maple syrup in there maybe yeah some pineapple juice or something vermont maple and maybe a hawaiian pine you know what i would do i would make me one called lifted lime okay that's what i would do and also get rid of that

thcv because you want the munchies yes oh yes give me give me 15 and i won't drink the whole you can kind of give yourself the munchies you're like you know i wonder if that stuff is working because my my thoughts aren't getting so far away from i'm forgetting a lot but yeah i kind of having ones is that an alarm you said yes for the rib we made the ribs we got a rib you forgot about the ribs and then after, while we're eating the ribs, we're going to watch Tom Green's movie, Freddy Got Fingered. Freddy Got Fingered.

And that's what we're talking about on the next blowout next week. How about that? Yes, you got to subscribe to the Patreon, patreon.com slash the sloppy boys. And then you can hear us recap. We're not going to record the episode.

We're not going to be high when we record. It's going to be a fun movie to watch while high because I think it's going to be an off the wall comedy. We're going to giggle. Plus, it's always fun with you guys watching stuff. You're always like, you see that i'm like what i missed it well we know a bunch of showbiz stuff well yeah

yeah like all those shoes are greeked all right all right here's what i would do differently my only note is uh i would like more carbonation mine was like pretty completely flat well that's the thing i think that it's not supposed to be carbonated because it's like if you're gonna reseal it like it's a seltzer oh yeah you're right i mean who's gonna you're right yeah you're right i'm not gonna try to argue any of it and uh but it's 40 calories i like the amount of sweetness. I did like the flavor. And I do think that it feels... More calories in there.

Throw one or two more calories. But only bubbles is the only thing. I like the way it feels and I feel a little sparkly. Damn. These are pretty good. How are you feeling, Joe? I feel pretty lit up. Living large. I feel good. I'm living large. Yeah. I'm working. I feel good.

I'm ready for these ribs. And if I'm listening, if I'm listening to this, wow, my boys are listening, are going to talk about Freddy Got Fingered in like five days. That's fucking rules. I'm going to plunk. I wish I could hear it. I'm going to plunk down that money for the double the pleasure every week. He's talking, of course, about the sloppy boys blowout. That's where it's all happening. It's good show i like that show i don't really like

this one yeah it's it's a it's behind a patron a very modestly priced uh patreon wall firewall that you have to pay yeah but once you're back there low hurdle you're listening to these shows ad free you're listening to every week we do a special episode based on whatever we want this week's gonna be freddieingers. And once you get to that other side of the paywall, the paywall itself is a little scary, but when you get through it,

then you see, you see Tim, he's pretty much your boy at this point. He's hanging out. He welcomes you in and there's his two co-hosts, Mike and Jeff.

It's like a virtual space. I'll be with you in a little bit. I'm just putting final touches on questions for Lennon. Another tier you can get to. It's where I do a... It's all happening past the paywall. You gotta get

over there. That's the spot. This is the Sloppy Boys movie is not us being rum runners or us dropping poker chips up our butts or whatever the other... That was all fucked up. Nasty Man movie. No. The Sloppy Boys movie is a Pixar movie. It's insider patron

where you have to jump over the paywall and then John Lennon is welcoming you to questions it's wreck it ralph it's like uh or it's like it's really well for our generation like detroit rock city is about those four guys who like want to go see a kiss it's about some young kids who want to get into the paywall i saw one of the detroit rock city guys out and about uh in my trip here eddie furlong i forget which one no i saw eddie furlong at ralph's one time back in the day. I hadn't seen the movie in a while.

I kind of forgot. Whoa. Who was who? But some celebrity sighting for me. All right, folks, all that and more coming soon. Yes.

All that and more coming soon. And, um, the, the plant that they use for making THc and stuff like that it's cannabis right so you've heard of cannabis yeah oh yeah we've said a few times but have you heard of the cannabis quiz now tim what i like when you set that up i always love when you set that up but are you expecting us to go no or yeah i think is it supposed to be a threatening thing it's shock just it's shock

we didn't know you didn't know there was something okay i gotta get ready for a quiz this is a quiz okay this is a quiz hosted by me you guys are the contestants uh you just blurt out quiz master a quiz faster and the winner gets an extra rib at dinner tonight. Oh. And then the other loser gets a punch in the ribs. Yeah. Quizmaster or the winner? I don't know. It's really the rib quiz. Are you guys McRib fans? Never had. I've had it, but it's

not something I'm like, oh, it's coming back. Right. I've had it. Oh, no, I have. It's like a printed... It's shaped like this. It's almost like it gets thicker where there would be bones, but it's just like pressed meat. It's shaped like. It's almost like. It's a patty. It gets thicker where there would be bones, but it's just like. It's pressed meat. It's like kind of red sauce on it. Yeah.

Pressed meat bits. It's not bad, but I think they, but by having it go away and come back, they turned it into a thing. I just said, hold on, you're going to get to that quiz. Let me say something. You say something. So I just said, oppressed meat bits. That's like what it is.

Right. You know what you hate? Those characters in movies that are like. Yeah. it'd be like the nerdy type person he's like hmm should i uh have should we split a um nitrous pop with the you know what i'm trying to say yep yep yeah i hate that i hate that so if we do sloppy boys movie let's not include that character's cut. Or concluded. He's a bad person. So we besmirch his people.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. You were going to do a full quiz. The cannabis quiz. Here we go. Can I ask how many questions? That's helpful to me. Okay.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. Even number, but that's not good. One, two, three, four. Mike, are you even having it? Quiet. The quiz is about to start. You need to keep plattling. He's counting. He doesn't need to count a lot. 9, 10, 11, 12 even number but that's not good 1, 2, 3, 4 quiet he doesn't need to count I'm cutting through the bullshit here I'm trying to bring up a song, a dance song take a breath Mike

you haven't stopped talking I know it's been like 15 minutes calling him out. You don't yell at him. He talks 33% of the time. He's supposed to, but he takes all the time. Oh, God.

He's supposed to. This is the problem, Jeff. Yeah, I know it's the problem. Has it been a problem before? No, let's get into it. Has it been a problem before? Have I been annoying you before? No, this is off the charts.

It's the THCV. Now you got Tim going. Tim's lost it. There are times on the show where I've been a bit steamrolled. I'm like, all right, all right, all right. This is like completely off the grid. You know what? I'm pulling out the zapper.

Oh, no. You're getting zapped for it. Can you do it on my toe, though? I'll get zapped, but you'll be the first one. Jesus, oh, boy. I got a feeling that was pent up for a long time, too. No, I think that was coming. I mean, it hasn't slipped in weeks.

I think that has been a long pop there. And we used to be roommates now i'm going back through everything i did in the roommates but i did the dishes he would never was i cutting you off is that why no just like it truly was just like don't allow a breath If there's space fill it Which by the way Is great podcasting I would never stop you from doing that Or if you do

Let me know what's coming I'm still coming right now I'm where? On your knee We'll each get a little more adventurous I just want to do one adventure You get knee I'll go elbow And then Tim you surprise us No! Why don you you get knee i'll go elbow and then tim you

surprise us no why don't you do my toe through it not through the sock okay i'll take the sock sock off wait can we uh get it in frame we should get it in frame i don't want to put my foot on frame it's disgusting that's perfect or we're going nina i now feel bad do it wait it didn't do it didn't do it what the fuck i think that's not see yeah but i think it has to go in through the like you have to go inside the cage no way like the the thing inside is where it would zap oh how do we do that well you'd have to modify the racket. Pinky? I don't want to do that.

I don't want to do this at all, you know? What a backfire. Well, I think it makes for some comedy. Yeah, but the good thing is we got the cannabis quiz. It's true. Yes. And the fans right now are frothing at the mouth. They're loving it.

They got a big, long episode coming. That, I got to tell you, man, that was a belly laugh in my abs. My six-pack hurts. Nice. All right. So I think the PBR sensor has kicked in. I think so, too. I think that was what just happened here was a silly show of what happens when you drink these things with your buddy it's a cautionary tale that was good all right okay the cannabis quiz questions

12 questions i do have to sit up though which is an even number so if you guys tie six six that's it okay it's a tie that's it oh interesting so the cannabis quiz has no fun stuff no there's those questions are fun and they'll make you laugh. Gotcha. Actually, they won't make you laugh. They'll make you think. Good. Okay, here we go. Chong's partner.

Say it again. Jefferson. Chong's partner. Yes. You got to be clear, Tim. So what was it that I did wrong? I didn't know what was said. Now, how is it that Jeff- He said come again.

How is it that Jeff got it right? He's more direct. So when we're over Zoom, sometimes there's internet issues, and when we're in person, there's the air stream. So now it's doing to me. Okay. I'll perform this one to you, but Jeff, you're allowed to chime in as well. This popular man was going to clean his room until he got high.aggy no afro jack afro man michael gets it oh yeah i was gonna clean my house hit okay you guys are tired how do you feel good fantastic good now Check his 2024 tour dates

and you'll find that this old man is on the road yet again. Bruce Springsteen. Paul McCartney. He's on the road. Willie Nelson. Willie Nelson. There you go. I don't know any of his songs, but that might be a fun one to see.

See him? I think he's playing the Hollywood Bowl. I don't know any of his songs, but that might be a fun one to see. See him? I think he's playing the Hollywood Bull. I don't know any of his songs. Me neither. He played with Kermit the other day. Yes, I did see that. And he was in the fucking We Are the World. Yeah.

He's probably got songs we don't realize we know or they've been covered by other people. Yeah. Okay, next question on the cannabis quiz. we know where they've been covered by other people yeah okay next question on the cannabis quiz this funk legend did a cameo in the film pcu george clinton michael fuck fuck saw that guy the bank remember that jeff oh yeah bank of america we were getting we were getting our accounts set up first done up with the hair it's all done fluorescent dreads he was wearing uh he was wearing uh yeah fluorescent fluorescent dreads and uh orange and yellow schemed um like jumpsuit camo oh yeah camo color stuff i remember we saw parliament and fishbone at the at the greek what a show that

was a wild show must have been i hope they do more stuff like that because that was so i think that was fair ball and then they just kept doing it yeah Yeah. It was real. It was like a whole park for so many people on the stage. They did a funny thing where third to last song, they brought everyone up on stage and like they brought everyone from the audience. Like in the pit came up every inch of the stage was filled with people. Everyone in the audience is yelling. The song ends,

everyone goes back and they did three more songs. Just to ruin the mood. To not ride that momentum. Go ahead. Let's keep that in mind when we do some live shows this spring. Okay.

Next up on the cannabis quiz. It's Trey Cools 24 hour themed band. Michael gets a 24 hour themed band. Okay. This Ben and Jerry's classic Contains chocolate and vanilla ice cream

Terry Garcia With gobs of chocolate chip cookie dough And fudge brownies Girl Scout cookies Mint medley Late night snack What the fuck Key into this one

The chocolate chip cookie dough Is snack. Thin Mint. What the fuck? The key into this one, the chocolate chip cookie dough is... Tonight dough. Dough is it's not a cookie, right? It's dough. Yeah. Where's this going? So if you're between raw and fully cooked

Half doughed. Half baked. Michael! Half doughed. Half baked. Half doughed. Half Half-baked. Michael! Half-dode. Half-baked. Half-dode. He half-dode the cookie. Half-dode. Half-dode. Okay.

The director of Half-Baked. Sagan. No. Fucking. Oh, fuck. No. Oh, my God. What's her name?

We've talked about her before on this pod. Oh, she also directed Billy Madison. Yep. Audra. No fucking. Bob Saget directed Dirty Work. Yep. I like that this is you both look miserable because you do like know it.

Tamra Davis. Yes! Nice! Oh my God. Jefferson. And was married to one of the Beastie Boys? Or did he still did stuff with the Beastie Boys? Yeah, I think married to one of the Beastie Boys.

Cool. I actually work with Money Mark. Yes. Yes, you do. Okay, that's a Jeff point. Next. Yes. Yes, you do. Okay, that's a Jeff point. Next. Yes. Oh, fuck.

Yikes. This 1936 film warned of the horrors of marijuana. Reefer Madness. Reefer Madness. Fuck. Michael gets it. Yeah, he's fast. Isn't it cool how I go from like half bake the flavor

to half bake the movie. Now we're talking movies. I go to reefer madness. It's interesting. I'm tracking all that. The Great Barrier Reef. No. It was only for those three questions. I don't think it does that anymore. While we're talking films, I guess.

This 2008 action comedy featured a low chuckling yes a low chuckling process server pineapple express michael wait a minute low chuckler that was in another quiz yes usually on the quizzes when uh seth rogan comes up he's referred to as a low chuckler good next up marijuana in a cigar wrapper is called this jeff yes damn it damn it okay emily blunt i wish um i've there's no logic uh anymore to it but here's a question this is similar to remember i was talking about the free my frito situation earlier that i'm not really a Frito guy in normal life. Well, anyway, similar to that, here's the next question on the Canvas quiz.

If it's breakfast, lunch, or dinner, Tim prefers Del Taco. But for a late night crunchy munchie. Taco Bell. Yes. There you go. Fourth meal, Michael. I try not to have it as a meal. Taco Bell is your dinner. Makes you feel weird, you know. Oof. Taco Bell in. Fourth meal, Michael. I try not to have it as a meal. Taco Bell is your dinner.

Makes you feel weird, you know? Oof. Taco Bell in the middle of the night. Meat treat. Next up, and it's the final question on the quiz. What's even the score at this point? Mike has one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Jeff has three, but this last one is 10 points. Shit.

Okay. Okay. I didn't think the cannabis quiz did weird. Lucky for me. In junior year of Ithaca College, Tim had a little Toki freak out and he went back to his room to calm down. But listening to this album, Michael, listening to this album Michael listening to this album only scared him more

I was going to say it when you said your freak out but I it's the fun fact attached to that the freak out well congratulations to me pretty good you get one extra rib at dinner and I get punched in the ribs

but was it by you or me the quiz quiz master or the winner? I could never throw a punch. I'm a pacifist. Alright, I'll have to do it. I am not about to do it. I gotta do it. Might as well do it on pod. Yep. That's our show. Follow us on social media at The Sloppy Boys where we release these recipes ahead of time.

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