The Sloppy Boys - 183. Rum and Coke Spiced

Episode Date: April 19, 2024

The guys put a spin on a classic-- Coca Cola's latest variant boasts "spice" and a hint of raspberry flavor.RUM & COKE SPICED RECIPE: 2oz/60ml RUM4oz/120ml COCA-COLA SPICED Combine ingredients in a highball glass filled with ice and stir.Recipe via Mike Hanford Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I have to confess, I was very excited to call 911. Finally, a good one, you know? And I realize that while what I'm about to say is true, it sounds suspicious. So I'm like, my wife fell down the stairs. From his multiple Netflix specials, comedian Tom Segura brings his new tour, Come Together, to Scotiabank Arena, Saturday, September 28th.

Tickets on sale now at Ticketmaster.ca. Hey folks, welcome to the Sloppy Boys, where we take a deep dive into the drinks that you love. I'm Jeff Dutton along with Mike Hanford. Hi, hi. And Tim Kalpakis. What he is up. Oh, back in the same room once again enjoying each other's company. Back in L.A.

L.A. Strong. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Trying to get the word out, L.A. Strong. You gotta make bracelets, man. What is the New York Strong, L.A. Strong? Is it or something? Liv Strong was.

Was the cyclist. Yeah. The disgraced cyclist. Uh-huh. Former lover of Sheryl Crow. Yes. Her music and her personnel. Armstrong.

Lance Armstrong. Yeah. Like Boston Strong was something I think after the bombing, the marathon. Marathon shooting. Lance Armstrong. Yeah. Like Boston Strong was something. I think after the bombing, the marathon shooting. Was that Boston Strong? What about Stiller Strong? I forget what that is. You know what was thrilling was one time

back in the day, we were doing a show at UCB in LA. UCB Franklin. This is where the pod gets good. A story from back in the day. Back in that day. It's a little bit of retro rewind. This was a little black box theater, and we're doing a show, and Robin Williams pops in and does the show. There was an era where there was a summer where he's popping in a lot.

He lived close to there or something? Yeah. I think it also came out that he had maybe fallen off the wagon that summer. He needed close to there or something? Yeah. I mean, I think it also kind of came out that he had maybe kind of fallen off the wagon that summer. Yeah, he needed some structure or something. But on one particular night, a show that we were in the lineup for, he pops in, he's doing some wacky Robin

I never understood what he was saying. He didn't really make any sense, but his little buddy that he brought with him that was sitting in the front row watching was Lance Armstrong. Oh, right. Yeah, they had a sitting in the front row watching was Lance Armstrong. Oh, right. Yeah. They had a,

they had a real bromance going there. So Lance Armstrong has seen the birthday boy sketch group perform. He's one of the lucky ones. Cause not everyone has. I forgot all about that. Yeah. Huh? That's nuts.

I remember one time, uh, Christopher guest, we probably talked about this too. Christopher guest came into a show. He was, he was watching the show before us or something and then stuck around. It was like, oh man, that guy's

funny. I hope he thinks I'm funny. There was a show we did up in the Valley. It was like one of those weird friend of a friend shows. Jimmy Kimmel and his production staff or his writer's room came because Kimmel's niece was also or like his writer's room came because

Kimmel's niece was also performing that night and we looked out in the curtain and saw him asleep in the stands like if you're Kimmel you have a tv show you don't have 12 midnight on a weekday uh Jimmy Kimmel is a guy I feel like I really uh i've warmed up to him not that i ever disliked jimmy kimmel but when i was watching him host the oscars this year i was like he has the appropriate like detachment you know like you never catch him being like oh my god we've got a great show i would never make fun of another comedian i'm a, so you don't know what I'm saying. But oh, my God, we've got Reggie Watts is here. We've got a great show.

My stomach is full of baffles. I'm a bleep that. Meehan, bleep that because we don't body shame on the show. No, we don't. Could be anyone. Could be anyone. That's not true. I'm not pregnant.

But you know what I mean? Like the trick to hosting the Oscars is to not revere it. To not, to just be like, oh yeah, like, hey, here's some big celebrities. And then that's. He's a good like comedy first guy, even on his show. Like he speaks to both sides and people like him. And he likes to, he he likes to pick on celebrities. I think that's fun.

Yeah, it's great. He's fun. Well, he's been awful to Matt Damon over the years. That's true. Will they ever figure that out? That longstanding feud. I think even at the Oscars, it ended with a Matt Damon joke or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Too bad for Matt. Too bad for Ben. Did I tell you this Instagram video i saw recently where ben talked about the money he this is my favorite topic in the world he said how much he got paid for uh goodwill hunting oh right right it was not was it pitifully small well no but but it was um well kind of it was 1996 right or 1998 so so adjust in your head for numbers but Yeah, I'm good at that. The script fee for Good Will Hunting is $300,000. He co-wrote the movie with Matt Damon, so they split it.

They each get $150,000. But also reps and stuff. Reps. Agent, manager, lawyer, taxes. Taxes. You get half of that money. So he said he got $75,000 and he bought a $56, 000 car oh and then he's like so i'm like the toast to hollywood and i think i'm not shit but i'd like i'm like i need a job you know i wonder what car he got to that year like he said it was like a big douchey suv okay it wasn't

like because like well i think i think it was like a luxury suv uh-huh we thought it was like i got the toyota Corolla that year and I was feeling good. Um, what do we, how do we feel? Let me ask you about this shirt. Look at this shirt.

I have strong, positive feelings for this shirt. It's big. It's blousey. It's a women's shirt. It's, it's tangerine colored, let's say.

So the buttons are on the lady side? The buttons are on the lady side, but I brought, I bought it for, uh, for like a show shirt. I think that's kind of fun, but it is like like i just was walking around and i caught myself in a full length mirror and i look like a big bell it's like no people know that that's not your body

shape they know not but also not the body shame that's a body shape but they'll say that's a funny shaped shirt on a lean man they won't say it's a bell shaped man. Yeah, that's true. But I do like how loose and flowy it is. It's nice. When I walked into Jeff's place here, I looked at you were lounging on the couch and I, it was like, you were looking like you were on vacation. I feel like I'm on vacation.

Um, do you know why women's buttons are on the other side? Yes. Yes. It's because men used to have people button their stuff for them. Yes. And wrap around. I used to have people, women stuff for them. So the And wrap around. I used to have people button their stuff for them.

So the wealthy dudes still had to do it themselves, huh? Yeah, the poor, even Louis XIV himself. Oh, right. Yeah, okay. Yes, I get you. I had to do it in my head. Also, I was missing a button, too, so if you see a big... Beep.

...pore hole. Sometimes, though, you wear a belt the wrong way, and that'll throw you off. You know? Like, if you're wearing a strange belt, let's say you wear a belt the wrong way and that'll throw you off. You know, like if you're wearing a strange belt, let's say you borrow a belt. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. I mean, you put it in. Right.

Cause there's that one, one, uh, a hole that like it all works so well, but you got to go maybe down a hole. If it's not your belt, if it's not your belt, sometimes you put on upside down or backwards and you can't get the thing off i got a big honking leather belt i want to wear more but it's so stiff but the only way i can break it in is to wear it but i don't want to wear it it adds two pounds of the pants i don't want to wear it but i have to wear it in order to break it you can break in the belt other ways you could beat someone with it.

That's true. I could just go around. I could beat my rugs. Get back here. Get my dust out of my rugs. Yeah, yeah. I'd rather beat rugs than another human. Fellow humans, Jeff.

Than your fellow man. You're a humanitarian. Only in that respect. In this one regard. Should we talk about the live shows we have coming up? Should we mention Chicago, Milwaukee? Should we reminisce about live shows we have coming up? Should we mention Chicago? Should we reminisce about the ones we've already done? We should.

What have we got all lost? We are recording. I just don't see a timer on the Wii. No. Okay. Do no video this week? Or say, sorry, folks, late start. I think I don't like video to begin with.

I think it's well we know what let's just the wrong tree let's not put it out this week and see if people go nuts okay you know and let's keep all this in let them let them know sure whatever you want that's awesome there's a peek behind the curtain and everyone knows that he's fault videos on the chopping block well it is my fault why but because i didn't press start start recording this was a harry getting also i'll say this what's it doing for us half our shit isn't monetizable because we use people songs and we do mashups even our own stuff gets flagged people don't get to know our

finances but when it's monetized how much do we make off of an episode of the show i'm sure it's okay so well that's bleeped um but i i'll say this even though you might think i look fantastic right now you do um i don't really i never i'm not never camera ready you know i'm not shaved i'm not showered i always feel like shit and then it's like every in my life no bleep that i don't want to say what night we record okay fun weeps so all one week anybody want to say their social security number or anything but you know what i mean like in my normal life i only have to be camera ready like twice a year like i'm going to a wedding or cast to say one line on a tv show that time yeah that was one of the two times that year

yeah you look great thank you um but the idea that weekly i have to be camera ready on it sucks bleep that day we don't want to say what day we record no we will no i don't like people knowing and then uh because then they'll show up to my house and know that i'm in the back recording and they'll go to the kitchen, help themselves. He's indisposed. He's like, this mortadella is up for grabs. Cause Tim's recording in the back. I'm on my tomahawk steak. Between the hours of PM, Tim is indisposed.

We're going to bleep all that though. It's all bleeped. A one big long minute long bleep. Um, we're scrappy pod. People don't expect us to look like we're the sloppy boys i think that makes sense right or his counterpart edward cullen edward cullen we were making we had a joke recently that edward was scared of vampires or something

he read the it was backstage recently he was like uh he read the script for um twilight and he was like he got on set he's like what we're vampires wait wait wait what was we were laughing at a vampire thing yeah is that it yeah it was that if we could only remember what it was that was so funny to us. He was afraid. Sorry, folks. Okay. Oh, he wanted garlic repellent. That's what it was. He ordered garlic repellent.

Because garlic repels vampires, so he figured he needed garlic repellent. So many repellents. I said that, and that's not what I intended, but that is good logic. That's funnier logic. Mine was just, I wanted, I should have said vampire repellent. Vampire repellent. I should have said that. But, heavy accent, now it's funny.

Hey, a little free punch up. Yeah. That ain't bad. You know what's funny is, when you said repellent, you weren't trying to necessarily make a Batman reference. You were just talking about garlic and vampires. But, in the Adam West Batman movie, he's getting, there's a shark getting him and he's like robin give me the shark repellent and and that's something i rented that vhs tape when i was like five and i watched it and i didn't get that that was joke and i was like okay good

and then but like at like 10 years old i was like shark repellent like in the back of the car like shark repellent man that bomb joke is the funniest shit ever oh he's running around with the bomb yeah and he's like trying to find a place to ditch this like comically large bomb and it's like a group of nuns a group of kids like and then uh so he runs through like five different options and then keeps going and he's back to the beginning again it's like the nuns again or something i forget what he ends up doing like throwing it over i don't remember i i saw that movie so long like as a kid i don't remember any of it but i do know it's funny it's very naked gunnish that moment yeah that's a show i want to watch too uh the naked gun show

i've seen the movie too movies too movies uh police squad right police squad naked gun from the files of police squad ah what does naked gun refer to it's just a funny phrase i don't know maybe it's like a maybe it's like i think it's it's like a parody of those like erotic thrillers like uh indecent proposal and stuff like that it would have been before indeed i think yeah because it's like 86. Okay. What are those other ones, though? There's Indecent Fatal Attraction. Basic. Basic Instinct. Basic Instinct, I mean.

Those are fun movies. Basic. That's a show about me. Basic. From the makers of Mid. We stay in Mid. Hmm. Well, is that enough shit chat? No, we were gonna reminisce about shows

past which is not necessary and then promote shows future yeah we've had some really good shows recently yeah thanks to

everyone who came out to the LA show LA shows we had two yeah we played on the Sunset Strip secret show a secret show

at the Rainbow Bar and Grill secret warm up show Irrelevant Elephants asked us to basically open for them they will too by the way because one of those dudes zach bartended your birthday jeff and we befriended him and then what was the best about

this show was we're fucking where's hey before the show where's our green room where's our backstage where do we hang out we get the nook the very spot where where Alice Cooper, Mickey Dolan, John Lennon, Ringo Starr, Harry Wilson. You should. Yeah. These guys used to hang and drink up there. Keith Moon. Keith Moon. I should tell John Lennon about it.

Keith Moon was in that group too, yeah. But I felt very cool waiting to play a set while sitting in that most historic of rooms tiny it's like you have to like duck in to get in there you still the instruments in there and sometimes you see a giant cockroach oh jeff wow that was a big boy that was big that was funny you guys were like careful tim we saw a cockroach and i i was like oh boy and you're like you can see his body right there. So he was, he was still there, but you guys had killed him, but he was just still sitting there.

Yeah. I read it. Cause he was closest to, I was like, you got to stop that thing. And he did a little bit. And I was like, it's still, that was a double stop. Yeah. It was huge. But, um, I watched a feature length documentary about the rainbow that day.

It's on YouTube. Ah. And there's all this uh you know it's lemmy from motorhead most famously hung out there like every day he'd sit at the end of the bar and play video poker um and yeah they've got they've got like a statue of him and the patio and then on tvs and stuff there was just like a uh lemmy video montage montage that'd be funny if that's a fellow gamer well i wonder if that montage was playing while he was there um but then what uh john belushi ate his last meal there lentil soup joe dimaggio met uh marilyn monroe there uh jonesy from the sex pistols said that

he got a blow job under every table there under every oh i get the person other person was on the table not him no he would go under the table focus oh god i was thinking like two people going under a table to you know explore explore each other's sexuality you had a surprise one in that in that list on stage you said that's where Dr. Dre saw Eminem. Oh, signed him. Yes. Signed him or saw him? Discovered him. Discovered.

I think he signed his body. He wrote Dr. Dre in his arm. Can I get your autograph? Wait, he saw him perform? According to this documentary, Dr. Dre saw Eminem there. Funny little space that was where we're in it was it was hey can i see they never had a never had a stay a real stage there no because it wasn't famous in this documentary they weren't saying like this is a famous music venue they're saying this is a

famous restaurant and all the music happened at the roxy and the whiskey and the viper room yeah man that's funny though though. Remember that? There's that building that looks like a house across the street and a little bit closer to us. It used to be called the Red Room or the Red. Oh, yeah. Are you familiar with this? Red Rocks? Not Red Rocks. That's the amphitheater.

But it was. Maybe Red Rock. Red Rock. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's where we saw Papa Roach. We went there one time was that the same time where we tried to go upstairs and we couldn't go up there because dr dre and his entourage were up there oh so that's funny that dr dre at least twice yeah you don't think of that being like a

hip-hop producer stomping around you think of it being a uh maybe it's just a music like that the sunset strip is just like if you make music i would also say that dr dre is like out of touch like he's not an indie sleaze guy right um but i would say dr did you watch defiant ones it's like he hangs out at his mansion in malibu yes and he's from south central he's out of touch in a billionaire way right like he's not just a door no but you're saying like the bar that he hangs out yeah you don't like you you wouldn't have been like oh yeah why is he not like at fuck the shortstop or something oh yeah right where mark furman hung out is i wonder what dr dre's favorite band is like rock me who's listening to nirvana and the defiant ones ah

rappers love nirvana i always long before like grunge came back always rappers are like kurt cobain interesting maybe because he told like it is he's a bad boy because he's cool he's cool yeah he's cool oh i just watched did i talk about this last podcast i just watched uh nirvana live at the paramount i forget what it is it was a bunch of clips i saw on youtube but it was a really cool i think it's a feature like a concert movie from them but uh it looks so cool it's just like kind of like the lodge room it was like a stage uh that looked like kind of wood flooring and uh just a bunch of people out there everyone going nuts like a small space too so people a smallish space so

people could really feel intimate. Love the lodge room, by the way. Yeah, love the lodge room. I mean, it's funny to go from like the more storied Sunset Strip to the lodge room, which is like, you know, Highland Park. It's a Masonic lodge that's got stories of its own. Stories of its own. But not.

You know, this is one where they're mic'ing the kick drum and there's subwoofers under the stage. Show's show business. They got a crew helping you. They got a nice big crew. Really nice. The mixers are so pro and great. The mixers are mixing.

Can I say something about Red Rock for once? Yes. Yes. I don't know if you guys were with me. I think you were. Standing on the sidewalk out front, we sawacoby shattuck's aka kobe dick from papa roach and uh he took his dick out and he was like waggling it around i don't remember that he was like show showing off and trying to be funny and then also that same night i want to say

we had a friend named from ithaca and he got punched and he got in a fight with someone and yeah i got punched and like that scary thing of like falling back and hitting your head he hit his head and his head bled out onto the sidewalk he was ultimately fine but I think that type of stuff I hate those types of things where it's like oh yeah he got in a bar fight

got hit wrong and now he's like paralyzed oh you hate that? I hate that but I didn't realize I never asked your pet PA now he's like paralyzed oh you hate that but i didn't realize i never had stories like these guys i never asked your pet p.s it just goes to show you that the human life can be so fragile that's what hanford's don'ts yeah don't mess with anybody when you're out yeah don't get involved in a fight don't fight i was there that night unless you guys went to the red rock a lot

no no it was the one time right that was the one time okay yeah now it's called like le petit yeah they had a new name it was petite maison i do like those places i like that place and uh uh rainbow we say in rainbow room because that's rainbow new york is it's called the rainbow bar and grill i think you could just say the rainbow the rainbow okay uh it's cool it's like familiar with it yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm at the rainbow. No, I like those bars that are like old houses. Yes. Because the rainbow had so many like different stairways all around.

It felt really good. Oh, yeah. It's a real maze of like split levels and stuff. And you really feel like you're in a weird dream because the people you're seeing are frozen in time. And you'll see some girl. You're like, well, she's from 1986 because she's got the teased bangs. And she's wearing sunset strip hair metal era clothes. But you're like, but she's like 20 years old.

So she wasn't around. I'm doing the math and I don't think she was around. This was the major observation from our episode of the Sloppy Boys blowout where we just kind of toured the strip yes carousing mm-hmm and chicken and I saw people you know hustling down the street with instrument cases who looked like they were from 79 right an aesthetic that has persevered in that one area yeah I guess if you're that type of person all over the world you move to the Sunset Strip to beat to find your people but your bandanas around your neck and your knee but it's funny what your brain does is when you see something like that like like the dudes in the bands or the groupie girls with them you for a second my brain

is like oh they're cool but then you're like no they're actually like huge dorks like what's dorkier than picking what are you talking about you talking about? Because it's like, I mean, I like it. It's a little cosplay-ish. But it is like, yeah, like it's just that they're choosing like, I think I kind of want to be like this. Is that okay? You know? It's like if you see goth people, you know, in goth attire, it almost seems like the same thing. I mean, it's kind of very similar music, but it's like, yeah, cosplaying like like a different look like a non-normal look and

i mean i i think when i see a goth i do think that's a dork like i'm rarely like i don't know man i mean i don't know the gods you're seeing man there's a lot of overlap between goths and dorks but i think there's some cool looking goths for sure for sure but uh that's a timeless uh i don't know when it started when you get elf ears, that's where I start to check out. Oh, yeah. That's where I hop on. That's where Tim checks in. That's where I hop it on.

That's where Dunstan checks in. I said, that's where Dunstan checks in. Okay. Wait, wait. That monkey, that orangutan who ran the hotel. We had a joke about Dunstan in the comedy bang bang writers room it was about dunstan checks out or i don't know i don't know uh i was i just heard a funny little quote on instagram or tiktok or something uh somebody was like it's my theory that all

goths no all metalheads are nice people. Nice people. Sorry. What is it? So I'm online, right? Yeah. Logging on. I'm scrolling. Metalheads are nice people cosplaying as metalheads,

and hippies are mean people cosplaying as hippies. Interesting. I thought, oh, that's not so. The metalheads I've met have been very nice, and I've met some shitty hippies. Interesting. I thought, oh, that's not so, the metalheads I've met have been very nice and I've met some shitty hippies. That's true. The goths are outwardly scary, huh? But they are often tortured souls inside.

I don't, yeah. What do you mean by goth? Just like sensitive folks who like are, they have like a sort of a porcupine approach to life where they're like, they're like, just to protect themselves. They look a little scary.

Right. Stay away from me. Yeah. I'll only get hurt by you. I tried to pivot to the lodge room and we pivoted right back to the sunset strip. Whoops. Pitch it to the lodge room. Do we talk about a lot?

We just play with don't stop or we'll die in Lamar woods. And we rocked it. It was great. Rip. So our words crushed woods crushed we crushed i played a solo with lamar that was awesome that was cool it was lamar woods phil jackson and uh you know microphones and then carl tart was dj um djing yeah i guess on the ones and twos yeah and twos carl took dj classes he's a legit dj that sounds weird to me to say DJing a concert because I always think of DJs just like dance music. Like sure.

Something people dance to. Three MCs and one DJ. Right, right, right, right. Yeah. What do you think of that?

Yeah. What's your thoughts? Uh, not my favorite of the beastie boys songs. Whoa. Hope Mark's not listening. Shit. Was he on that?

No. What if we've had a, what if we found out that money mark is a huge fan of the podcast and listens every week and subscribes to the patreon i'd like that i would like that tell your friends let's talk about the new stuff what's coming out what's coming to a theater near you uh well sweat and beers we we already did our online watch party of the movie blood sweat and beers yes uh which is a documentary about us making the album sonic ranch We already did our online watch party of the movie Blood, Sweat, and Beers. Yes. Which is a documentary about us making the album Sonic Ranch.

So a lot of people have now witnessed it on their computer. But what you're going to want to do is first. First and foremost. First and foremost, come see us play live shows in Chicago at Beat Kitchen and live shows in Milwaukee at Cactus Club. Second show at a Cactus Club, by the way. Yes, second show at Beat Kitchen in Chicago as well. Yes. But then April 9th at the Chelsea Music Hall in Manhattan.

May 9th. May 9th. What did I say? April. You know I meant May. Come see the movie. We're going to be there with the director and we're going to do a Q&A type stuff and have a fun night at the Chelsea Music Hall.

May 9th. Then the very next night in Brooklyn at Littlefield, we're playing a huge fat set. The longest set we've ever played. We're playing two sets. We're playing two sets. We're taking a break in the middle. It's an all night thrill. Yeah. No opening band. It's us, baby. They asked us, do you want a local

opener? And we said, we'll open for ourselves. We're local as hell. We'll do it. And then... Yes, the 11th. The very next day, we're going to be up in Westerly, Rhode Island, playing the alternative comedy festival with Big Grande. That's funny going to be up in westerly Rhode Island playing the alternative comedy

festival with big grande. That's funny. That is up in. I thought I'm thinking of Rhode Island is under Manhattan. You're right. No, it's up. It's up. It's up.

Up and over. Up past Connecticut. You're away to Massachusetts. With big grande. You love big grande. We know that. And then the very next day, we're going to do a movie screening there. Also at the United Theater.

Mother's Day. Maybe you bring mom. Maybe mom wants to see. Give her a little brunch on the way and the car ride over. Then spend the whole next week with your mom, but get out to Pennsylvania, folks, because May 24th. Yes. We're playing at Bottle Rocket Social Hall

In Pittsburgh In Pittsburgh That's a good place That's going to be a super fun one And that's what I told you about The I had played a Stand up show there

And the owner Or the guy who runs the Yeah I guess owner Texted me He was like Hey any Any thoughts Maybe having the Sloppy Boys

Do a show here Somebody in the supermarket Just said to me Hey when are you Going to book the Sloppy Boys Wow He texted here? Somebody in the supermarket just said to me, hey, when are you going to book the Sloppy Boys? Wow. He always goes to the supermarket for his booking ideas. What are people listening to?

They're playing Eve 6 on the radio. I'm going to book them. I guess this guy can't walk down the street anymore with people yelling at him about the Sloppy Boys. The next day, May 25th, Philadelphia. may saturday may 25th at philomoka we are doing a screening q a type of vibe of the movie but then we're also playing a

big fat show there wow now that screening sold out so fast but then there's more tickets you could buy just to come in they'll move about the chairs and fit a few more people in for the rock show. Right. But then let's say you didn't get to see the movie. Then I'll be sad only for that one night because the next day there's a matinee to come see the movie. We'll be there again. Sunday, May 26th to Philomoco. Wow.

And then we're done for a while and I can relax. We can rest up, write another, write and record a new album, make a documentary about that, roll it out next year. This is a lot of stuff. I can't actually think of another podcast that has so much quite going on in their lives. Or band. No, and yeah.

And also a lot of podcasts, like even just the podcast itself is bad. So if you take the fact that we have a good podcast, and then we're a band that recently came out with an album. And the band's even better than that. It's dropping videos and stuff. And then we're playing live shows, but then we also have a movie coming out. It's sort of like a groovement. That's right.

The pod's even a groovement. The pod's a groovement. The pod is more of a advertisement for the live stuff. And the blowout. Sure. Yeah. The way that Marvel movies are just advertisements for the live stuff. And the blowout. Sure, yeah. The way that Marvel movies are just advertisements for the rides. Yeah, you actually lose money. It's a loss leader, but it gets people in the door.

So maybe Walmart will sell a new movie for like $8.99, but it gets you in the door and then you buy $200 worth of stuff. Worth of movies. We should change the name of this podcast to Lost Leader. All right. Should we get into Booze News? good i just said oh you're gonna get to that quiz let me say something oppressed meat bits that's like what it is should we split a um nitrous pop pop I hate those characters in movies that are like

I just said let me say something it's booze news you nitrous pop um um good one that was that was meat bits That was That was Meat Bits

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yeah i've never heard that he's on the scene right on press man watch your ass kanger we don't know it's a person it could be like alan press like it's a uh a firm oh yeah a whole a whole legion of people it's a firm. Oh, yeah. A whole legion of people. It's a print media outlet. It's owned by Rupert Murdoch. Alan! You have a press. Better than that Gutenberg press.

This guy, this is one of the guys who watches Secession and says, that's how I would be like that. Yeah. Secession or Succession? Secession. Put down secession. Every day I put on HBO and I watch secession. HBO.

HBO sucks. They got secession. It's cheaper than HBO. Sopranos. Anchorage. Anchorage. Anchorage. Anchorage.

Well, that's a sketch and we'll show it. Okay, do you want to hear some booze news? Yes. Yeah, I think it's about time. I would. This was shared with me by my sister of all people. Hey! Nice.

Lele Kay. Yeah. Who's got a cookbook coming out, by the way. That's exciting. Out there. It's a book about small kitchen cooking. Nice. Let's see your camper life off the grid type of person.

Clear a space in your kitchen for this book, folks. She's got drinks in there. She's got an Amaro Spritz, the batch. You know, if you're camping. Yeah. We should have a book. She, absolutely. All right, we can take this out if we don't want to talk too much about her but built a house yes built her own she and her boyfriend built on her own house first and also before they even could get to that point to build the house they bought like a 70s winnebago

camper and renovated that so that i would have some place to live while building the house, they bought like a 70s Winnebago camper and renovated that so they would have some place to live while building the house. This is like their big COVID project. Damn, this is their big COVID project. Two living spaces. Living spaces. Anyway, she brought this to my attention, which was, do you guys follow Britney Spears on Instagram?

No, but I see some of the things. A lot of people are obsessed with her. You saw the knife dance. Well, you remember the whole Britney thing. People theorized that she was being suppressed. Yes. And oppressed. From her father.

And like, you know, truthers were like dissecting every little eye movement for like, she needs help and all this stuff. This was back during the conservatorship? Pre-conservatorship. And then it all came to light that it was like true not not that not that every little eye twitch was a cry for oh yeah but that yes something was wrong and that it did kind of blossom into this whole uh releasing her of the conservatorship crazy so yeah sorry um britney on insta i when she got out of her conservatorship, apparently she had celebrated with a glass of champagne.

She broke her sobriety. Nothing wrong with it. Oh, well. Okay. But anyway, more recently, there was some weird stuff happening on her. You know, you always hear, I've heard rumors about stuff with her, but she had some cryptic kind of posts about like people, you know,

like people trying to control her or whatever. And then she like deactivated. And I think as of now, as of the taping of this pod, she is deactivated from Instagram. But in the mix, there were some weird posts, but there was one post

where she, the caption was, everything is totally fine. And then the monkey covering his eyes face, everything's totally fine. But the picture is a little bottle of Vouv Clicquot champagne and a little bottle of Tahin. And also, does it look like there's ice in her champagne flute uh yeah looks like it yeah that's not as weird as uh tahini next to your voove though now is the team tahini going into the yeah that is what's the plan here britney it looks posed as if she's telling the world that there's a new drinking town that's dashing maybe she dashes a little tahini in there yeah like i'm zooming in on her champagne

flute and it doesn't look very tanned but that's my interpretation is the uh the britney is a champagne person but so that she now drinks champagne with tahini in it mike you put tahini rim on your tahini tahini we've covered a lot of tahini uh there was that that that hip-hop song that i brought in it's the year of tahini going in the drinks folks there was the tiktok trend uh there's tahini on the rim tahini tahini it's here to stay folks here to stay now damn yeah it does seem like you know it's not gonna be like drink of the summer but we could we could maybe call it like you know, it's not going to be like drink of the summer,

but we can, we can maybe call it like ingredient of the summer. Garnish of the summer. Oh yeah. Yeah. Like salt of the summer, even red, red salt of the summer, red salt of the summer.

Cause there was a Himalayan salt summer at one point. I was going to say it might be spice of the summer, but I think that's going to go to dune too. Oh yeah. It could be a spice. I mean, it could be a movie. Um, I haven't watched this spices like they're like unobtainium or like uh yeah basically yeah arachis is spice and also fuel stuff i think

it's a precious mineral it enables hyperspace travel it also uh it enables people to like meditate really deeply is that what the fremen are all about yeah it's like so it's like a spiritual thing and it's also enables like hyperspace travels. I enjoyed that movie. I enjoyed. Yeah. But let's talk about the popcorn container.

That to me was a little heavy. Yeah. What was that? Was it just big? It was like the sandworm. No. Like a fleshlight. Oh.

Like a big nasty sci-fi fleshlight. I ain't putting my hand in that thing, man. I don't know, man. Are people going to be putting teens on a petite teen in their batangas at this point but see you can't just put teen on anything it's i don't think it's welcome just anywhere i wouldn't put it in champagne that's fucked up yeah that sounds weird that's that's like one of

the weirdest ones yeah it might just be one of those things you know like sometimes when people say like oh i like chocolate with a little salt on it. When I first heard that, I was like, what the hell? Yeah. I don't particularly like it, but I can see maybe the teen just does something. Here's what's really interesting. You put OG and champagne into mimosa. I could imagine a mimosa rimmed with tahini. Okay.

Kind of. But then the orange because of the citrus. Right. Now I'm back on board. Now it's bringing it into Michelada territory sort of-ish. I have a feeling tahini could also go very well into a bloody. Oh, yes. That might be nice.

Oh, yeah. I've seen that. Well, we got some big plans for next week. Yeah, big time. I mean, you know, I'm excited for the drink of the day this week. I'm also excited because it's Jeffy's time to shine next week. Next week. I think finally, at long last last I've gathered up enough dust.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's all I'll say. Damn. That's all I'll say. He's gathered enough dust? Mm-hmm. Done dust? Imagine gathering dust to be a positive thing.

What is that supposed to mean? I know. That's nice. Normally you don't want to be gathering dust. Maybe it's just that you're saying it about someone who's just sitting on the sidelines, you know? Yeah. But this guy's been in the test kitchen gathering dust.

Okay. Wrap it up. All right. So today's the day. I've got a, I told you guys this for a couple of weeks. I had a, an idea for a drink. Did it go in the test kitchen? No.

I don't know what it's going to taste like. No. I have not tasted this. Tim is so on me about doing the test kitchen for the next episode. You reveal too much to Tim. Don't tell Tim what you're up to. You bring it here without a test kitchen? We went through this with the grimace piss.

That's how confident i am and here's the thing i'm gonna reveal in just a second but i've gotta move over before i do this is a totally different story from last time i'm gonna tell you this what's a totally different story grimace piss oh yes yeah that was i've come around that was a mess that was somewhat of a mess. You posted your L. This is a product that came out, just came out, a new version of a product on February 19th. Wow. So let me get over there.

I'll reveal. It's too late for Valentine's Day. I'm not thinking hearts. I'm not thinking chocolates. But it is interesting that you brought up, we were talking about Tahim, yes? Yes. Hold on, Mike. I'm going gonna get the camera ready we gotta monetize everything around here jesus christ today we are having something

hold on wait wait before you do guys there's like uh just for listeners to picture there's there's like a stump there's like a little coffee table drum type of side table step side table and then on top of that mike has put put an upside down grocery bag. A Trader Joe's brown paper bag. A wrinkly brown bag on top. And it looks, it's like the sheath, it's like he's like a magician about to pull the sheath off of a bird cage. Well, that wouldn't be what a magician is. If there's a rabbit under here, I'm dead meat.

Right. Okay, so we are going to try, make and try tonight. The rum and spiced Coke. Coke spiced. Oh, my God. Spiced Coca-Cola. And the word spice was just being thrown around and you zipped the lip. That's what I'm saying. I have not had Coke spice.

I had the one that they came out with like a couple years ago that was like starlight or whatever yeah yeah and it tasted like cotton candy weird yeah they had a few other ones they had like something called movement too like coke movement they had something that uh i guess flavors don't have to be based on anything anymore in 2024 like celsius does this too my beloved celsius it's the new red Bull to me. They have one called they throw on the word vibe a lot because they're Gen Z. So it'll be like peach vibe. I mean, you know that's peach.

It's not peach taste, it's just peach vibe. But it actually tastes very peach like. But there's one called Arctic vibe. Maybe it's nectarine. Furry nectarine. But there's one called Arctic vibe that is just like blue and it tastes like blue gatorade and it's and it's all right oh like that's what arctic right or no they own power right sorry oh i don't

know but um powerade owns gatorade anyway there's also they they throw around like tropical vibe arctic vibe galaxy vibe this is the way coke does like yeah this one's um starlight flavored yeah there was another one i forget what it was called uh it may be called transition but it was uh you know the the pop singer uh uh rosalia she's no she's dating the dude from the bear uh oh yeah yeah she they had a a collab with her and i think it was called transition and the description of it was like it sort of like changes the the taste changes in your mouth a little bit or something i had this one and i didn't know that was the concept i drank it and i just thought it was like really sweet okay that's such a bizarre thing to try and do like you're trying to mass

produce basically like a trinidad sour or something right pinging and banging um but this what i read i haven't tried one of these coke spice coca-cola spiced yet and you got some fresh we have three let's before we go to make the drink let's each take a sip and just see what that tastes yeah let's do that but um that came uh uh oh so it tastes apparently it tastes like raspberry coke with like a little bit of spice to it oh i have heard this it's raspberry four yeah and the thing that's funny is that was like the you know the coke freestyle machines yeah those were just gathering information oh no whoa what's going on out there they're just starting to figure out paying us yeah that's that's what this one article said

i'm gonna go with it people were hitting the raspberry i guess so yeah the people were liking i never once hit that raspberry button. I'm a vanilla guy from way back. Me, I don't. I just want straight up Coke or cherry. I don't do the rest. Well, cherry. Or Sprite.

Cherry. You got to give it to cherry. You got to give it. You got to give it. Here's an interesting thing. Coke spiced, right? Is it spiced or spiced? Spiced.

Spiced. Yeah. Past tense. The Coke's been spiced, right? Is it spiced or spiced? Spiced. Spiced. Past tense. The Coke's been spiced. What are the two ingredients of a Calpe Cordial? Cherry Coke and spiced rum. So let's say you make a Calpe Cordial with this stuff. It's spiced and spiced. Interesting.

You go up to a bartender, can I get a spiced and spiced? Can I get a spiced and spiced? Spiced and spiced. Well, here's what we're going to do to make it. We're doing. Yeah. What's the official recipe? Calpy Cordial.

My shirt says Calpy Cordial. My family gave me this. That's a nice crest. Yeah. A crest on the shirt breast. Yeah. Continue. This is going to be, yeah, it's basically, we're just going to do rum and Coke.

Great. So it's going to be two ounces of what I bought. Bacardi white rum. Great. You bought that? Well, I have one that I have in the freezer. And then. Top up?

Yeah. Ice, two ounces of Bacardi top up with Coke. Lime option. I'm taking it. Lime option. I'm not going to take it until I've, you know. Oh, yeah. So I'm going to go wedge and then I'm going to squeeze.

Yeah. That's good. Well, that's a spiced Cuba Libre. That's okay, though. It's a rumbatanga with spiced Coke. Rumbatanga. I got a spiced and spiced rumbatanga. I won't take the lime option. And I'm saying it could be either a highball glass or a shorty rocks glass.

What do you have here, Jeff? I got all that. Okay. Can I say something really quick? Yeah. Looking at Tim, he looks like Wilson from Home Improvement to me. My computer's blocking me. Yeah, I'm seeing the bridge of his nose up.

Do I spell wisdoms um we recently uh uh you know uh went to see bruce springsteen and we'll talk we we would that is for patreon that's the blow subscribers to hear us talk about that but one funny fact is uh on that night we met at my place and i made us some batangas then the next night we were at that rainbow show my friend tristan was in town and he had been he had had a batanga at my place and when we were at the bar i was like tristan let me get you a drink and i said i'll have a jack and coke to the bartender i say tristan what do you want and he goes tequila coke he got a batanga wow Because he had gotten one before.

Because he was going to eat part of the taste for it. Wow. Did that bartender know the word? I said tequila Coke, and then she didn't say, oh, a Batonga? I was hoping for, oh, a Batonga? I had a little trouble with the upstairs bartender. Yeah. At one point, I was like, do you have any 16-ounce beers?

She was like, no. I was like, what beers do you have? Because she didn't have a list or anything. And she opened up the cooler, and she she had uh several different types of 16 ounce beers 16 i can picture 22 ounces that's the thing a tall boy's 22 no 16 is like uh isn't that 16 oh yeah i guess like the big highlifes yeah yeah one of those but i had a beer that was um a uh uh iron maiden style beer oh Oh, sure. Well, you guys want to take some sips?

Yeah, let's take a sip of that spiced and then make up the Bacardi. Let's see if the spiced is nice. Yes. Timmy? Thank you. How come you guys are smarter than I am? How come we... This is just a drink that you... When you make a rum and coke, you just kind of stir it up right

why don't you shake a drink like that it's just not necessary oh of course I saw another TikTok thing hmm interesting okay it is very raspberry-y.

I'm not getting any spice. It tastes like something else to me. Another nostalgic taste that is bringing me back to... The article I read that was describing it said, a lot of people said Robitussin cough syrup. I'm thinking of something that would bring me joy, though. You mean losing that... That racking cough is

about robo tripping man well we should talk about that sometime too i think it's a little spice something like i not cinnamon clove but there's something doing that to my mouth a little bit it doesn't taste like a coke to me really you know what no i am raspberry mainly and good raspberry not like fake raspberry like i feel like like the taste of a good fresh raspberry. And then my breath after, I feel like a little like all spice. Yeah. Like I had some Jamaican jerk chicken or something. This is like holiday-ish.

Yeah. This feels weird to debut come summer. It's very sweet. Or in the spring. I guess raspberry. I gotta stop drinking so much of this. Raspberry, I'm so good. It's interesting.

I love it. All right. Great. Let's get in there and start mixing these up. I like it. And then these suckers can listen to the ads. Fools. This would be a good time for them to do that.

Foolish all. Okay, folks, we'll see you right back here after this. I have to confess, I was very excited to call 911. Finally, a good one, you know? And I realize that while what I'm about to say is true, it sounds suspicious. So I'm like, my wife fell down the stairs. From his multiple Netflix specials,

comedian Tom Segura brings his new tour, Come Together, to Scotiabank Arena, Saturday, September 28th. Tickets on sale now at ticketmaster.ca and we're back rum and Coke spiced in hand. Rum and Coke spiced. Rum and Coke spiced. Spiced and spiced. Now, I did look up, like, if this is, I'm sure anyone could put this together and probably has in the last two months.

But I only saw recipes for spiced rum and Coke and not rum and Coke spiced. Rum and Coke spiced. Here we go. Here we go. Bottoms up. Mmm. rum and coke spiced here we go bottoms up aromatic already hitting the nose on that first sip hey that's not bad

what the fuck does this remind me of it's driving me crazy I didn't think it was going to come through I'm getting still the raspberry even with the rum that's not bad I think it brought out the flavor it kind of like tamped it down or something no no not tamped Yeah, that's not bad. I think it brought out the flavor.

It kind of like tamped it down or something. Like the vodka kind of... No, no, no, not tamped. It brought it out. It brought out something else. A third thing. Guys, you know what's appropriate? What? What season is this?

Spring. Springtime. Is springtime not bramble season? Is not time for bramble ramble? Are we not having a raspberry Is springtime not bramble season? Is not time for bramble ramble? And are we not having a raspberry tasting springtime? That must have just been in my bones, ingrained in my bones. Yeah, the human body needs raspberry. It's time of year.

So you could have a Popo Nono on your hands. Oh. You get yourself a 20 ounce bottle of, is that 20 ounce or is that 16 those big coke bottles that i think is 20 take a glug out of there then pour your uh bacardi nip in there you're walking around one of these a-cab cops guys tries to fuck with you and you gun them down don't do that don't do that and then tell you that our podcast don't do that Don't do that. Guys, don't do that and then tell you that our podcast Don't do that. Don't do that. Jeez, Louis.

We do shoot cops around here, though, at the Sloppy Boys LLC. I know, but he hit pause right after the tip. On sight. Our thing is more that, like, yeah, it should be more like haha, you're getting away with something. It's a little bit of a crime to have a drink and the cop didn't arrest you. You don't have to murder the guy no this

glass you you poured me this this is an old-fashioned glass but a lot of my old-fashioned glasses are like double old-fashioned this is like a single lowball glass which is beautiful jeff this is yours yeah you can get those at ikea my man beautiful classic cup i bet they're cheap is that like a dollar yes great um now mike makes this up for me and you know what it reminded me of is in risky business yes uh is uh tom cruise makes it's like my parents are out of town i'm making myself a drink so he he makes himself like a is it a rum and tab i think it's a tab yeah i think but he the joke is that he fills it all the way up with rum and then drop of tab.

I remember it's very pleasant glass to look at, and this gave me a flash of that. I just really like a – oh, I think it's a whiskey tab. I think it's a – That makes sense. I feel like I've heard of a whiskey tab. Whiskey business. Whiskey business. Hey, did you see – when that movie got so successful, I mean, it was so big,

they were going to do another – like a whole genre of like risky business type movies. And there was a guy, I think it was going to be Michael J. Fox, was going to do pretty much the same movie. But while his parents were out of town, he was running their bread bakery and he was going to do, it was called Risky Biscuit. Right. And they never made it they never made it yeah because he went on to do he michael j fox wanted to do star wars or whatever that back in the future or whatever yeah right but he could have done whiskey biscuit they couldn't they couldn't do whiskey biscuit yeah now it's called whiskey biscuit now everyone knows it as

whiskey now it is that's how we know it as whiskey business. The movies that never got made. A whiskey biscuit sounds pretty good. Like that story sounds cool. You mean? Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Risky business is about a guy whose parents go out of town and he makes his house like a casino in a whorehouse. Yeah.

It's a brothel. And in this one, it would be that his parents are out of town and he runs their bread factory hmm yeah i guess so i will they never got around to rewrites because the thing got shut down because he wanted to do they were only going to do with michael j so he's helping he's helping his out-of-town parents as opposed to getting away with something hurting them hurting them the way that tom cruise is hurting his parents in that movie yeah you hurt our feelings

the evil pimp in Risky Business is Joey Pants right oh young but he was never really young

was he I don't think he was born bald I don't think born bald and bitter we were all born bald and then we end bald but Joey Pants

he wrote it all he stuck with it that'd be so funny to see like you know like somebody in like seventh grade and they have male pattern baldness all the way back it just was like a a sitcom but maybe like a charlie brown yeah charlie brown but like he's like eight it was like a nickelodeon show or movie or something like the kid was does that ring a bell to anybody bald kid yeah maybe i can't remember what the i've been wrestling with this p-pop screen my my wind screen yeah be like me and put a black sock on it actually what i just did worked there you go wow you tighten it up

you don't sound like a haunted house door for once. I thought the fucking trickster was going to walk in. I know. Oh my god. Well, don't say his name. You never know, you know. I was so close to contacting one of the local foes, menaces, about maybe getting this drink out to us, but

a plan didn't come together. I'm good. I'm glad. We don't need to, you know, seek them out. We don't need to court. No, we don't want to court that sort of thing. You guys ever use like a Ouija board? Were you warned away from Ouija boards? I did a Ouija board once and it was.

I was told not to court such things. I never believed in it. Never tried it. I thought it was stupid. Yeah, but. Yeah, it was like you get like you get answers or something but you're just like somebody's moving it no i'm nobody's moving it yeah yeah do you know what that thing is called the ouija board planchette planchette oh what do

you mean that thing is called a planchette what is the thing you're touching? Oh Blanchette Named after Blanchette Named after Kate Blanchette She could have been Poorly named after She could have been A whiskey biscuit too Yeah I know Around the same age

I don't know But any of that Light as a feather Stiff as a board Type shit Any weird I would do the My friends and I

Did the Bloody Mary Thing once Yeah Mirrors in the, I don't like. Mirrors in the dark, all right. Mirrors in the bathroom. Say it for the blowout. Save it for the blowout. This is where you got to have a guy like Mitch around who believes in the devil.

Right, and he, yeah. That's so cute. He would have scary stories about, you know, exorcisms and Bloody Marys and Light as a Feather. That he witnessed? No, just. Oh, okay. I've never seen anyone do the light. The Light as a Feather thing I thought was the coolest, like, idea, but I never.

Never works. No. How could you? How could it work? Yeah. Little kids lifting up people with their fingers. Yeah, I've got 30 of them and it wouldn't be impressive. You can reach.

Not all of them could fit around the body to be lifted. I really think it's, well, I'm going to alienate some listeners right now, but why not? We're no stranger to that here at the Slavic Boys LLC. Somebody right now listening, did he just mention us? Alienate? Did he just mention us? Well, let's go back to Zorgonorgan blabber take me to your podcaster um take me to your host i have real trouble when people by the lot look i i grew up uh catholic i went to catholic school and stuff so so i know christian people and i and i respect

their religion, right? This is going to upset people. Yeah. But then they want to get into heaven, right? They believe in heaven. This is going to ruffle a few feathers. And I respect that. I don't want to step on anyone's faith.

I encourage it. If people believe in things I don't, that's great. Here it comes, Mike. Because who's going to get people's panties in the toilet? By definition, if you believe in heaven, by definition, you believe in hell, right? Well, not really. Are there people who just think there's heaven and then there's purgatory and limbo, but there's no. I know the Jewish religion doesn't believe in hell. Yeah, I'm talking.

That's why I'm talking about these Catholics I grew up with. Okay. Well, consistency. They're not known for their consistency, Tim, but go ahead. I just think it's very funny if an adult believes in hell i think i think believing in heaven sounds like a nice idea and i and i would like to try to believe in heaven and i i wouldn't slag off anyone for their wonderful faith but if you think you go to a fiery place and there's a devil-y guy and he's red and he has little horns

and he pokes you with a fork and it's like ouch. Oh man, I'm down here forever. It's worse than that, but yeah. And there's a little bit of fire. Oh my ass, man. Not only a little bit of fire, it's the worst you can do. Oh my ass, man. What kind of stone is that? Brim? I got burned right on my poke mark from before. Oh, right in the same spot. Wait, what's brimstone? Fire and brimstone. I don't know. All you know is it doesn't smell what's brimstone fire and brimstone i don't know you know all you know is it doesn't smell good when they like fire and brimstone that's like sulfur yeah i always thought i always just pictured brimstone as like if you had a log that was burning and you broke it up

into like the cinders or something oh brimstone i have no idea we don't even know what brimstone is well if you're a listener and you know what brimstone is uh let us maybe that'll maybe make me come around maybe brimstone is so legit that i'm like oh yeah hell's real well i just i just uh uh good because you you said that but because you have such evidence right here's the thing this is now this is where it's no but here's what's interesting i i am merely a guinea pig the things i'm saying right now are merely what a human man says once he's drinking a rum and Coke spiced. Yeah. If you want to eat a little spicy.

Raise a man Catholic. Wait till he's 40. Give him a rum and Coke spiced. He'll say this exact shit. He'll stop believing in hell. I'll tell you what. I drank half of this. It hit me kind of hard because I haven't eaten in several hours.

We had lunch together, but it's later now. We had all that pho. We had all that pho. We had all that pho. You had pho. I had tom ka. And Mike had curry. Beef curry. All right.

I apologize. But I'll tell you this. Cube beef. I drank half of it. It hit me and I started making fun of Catholics. I've already forgotten. I've already forgotten about that. That's good pot fodder.

And also, Tim. No, nobody's making fun. You're just expressing your ideas forgotten. I've already forgotten about that. That's good pot fodder. And also, Tim. No, nobody's making fun. You're just expressing your ideas and we're having a conversation about it. I'm merely a guinea pig. Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage and you guys are watching. But I also say this. I took one more sip. I've forgotten about the hell thing.

I've moved on to fantasizing about those Mama Celeste pizzas that Mike got us. Okay, no wait. They're in Jeff's fridge. We're going to have three frozen pizzas after this. Suprema, deluxe, and pepperoni sausage. Hey, there are no ribs from ButcherBox, but they'll do. Oh, God, that was beautiful. That was a beautiful time.

I don't think that... I hope that most modern-day Catholics don't actually believe that when you die, you go to live on a cloud and a bearded God says, great job. And it's nice. That's great. It does. With all your friends.

And it's like, well, what if you had multiple wives? Like, no, you got to like pick. You got to know everyone's getting along. That's true. Seventy virgins waiting for you up there. Yeah. Yeah. And you can't conceive of the happiness of it all.

And you can't conceive of the pain of hell. That's the other thing. But, you know, we all know that heaven and hell are places on earth. They're states of mind. It's right here sometimes. I feel like that's. Between you and I. I would hope for anyone's sake that they're not living for some potential afterlife.

I think this is how you're supposed to live. Don't live in fear. Live in. Beer. Act well. That's appropriate sometimes. life but i think you this is how you're supposed to live don't live in fear live in beer act well that's appropriate sometimes live in active positive service towards your fellow man oh michael that i agree with and i'll tell you one thing i just mentioned my friend tristan right my high school friend who was visiting came to springsteen with us yes this guy was uh straight out of uh high school he was a marine and now he's he's a firefighter right yeah and i've been out with him in public and like let's say so he went from opening fire to closing down fire yes when you shoot you open fire when you extinguish fire you're closing down fire now he has um uh

and he doesn't listen to the pod but his wife does and here's the interesting thing his name is tristan and her name is kristen rhyming names yes yes if you date someone with a rhyming name you're probably gonna get married wasn't like that one uh summer i dated that bike with a rhyming name, you're probably going to get married. Wasn't it like that one summer I dated that bike? Huffy? Oh, those folks tore my ass up. I remember you riding that thing where you took

the seat off and the bike was just going right up the Hershey Highway. What I was going to say about Tristan, so just notice this drink, first it was the Catholic stuff and then it was the Mama Celeste Tristan doesn't listen It's about public service

You were talking about What did you say about Keep it in your head Tristan doesn't listen but Kristen Yes she do Yes she do Who are you You said something about like service?

Yes, active service. Right. For others. So just I've been out in public with Tristan. And like, let's say you're in like a parking lot and like an old lady's loading groceries into her trunk of her car. He'll be like, man, would you like some help? And she's like, yes. And then he does it.

Or like you're walking across a crosswalk and there's like, you know, somebody is like old guys carrying something. It's like, would you like it? Or what? It's not always only carrying. Yeah. But he, I was like, he was like, he's like, I help people. And I was like, what?

And he's like, yeah, you know, like, uh, I, I, when I like see people that need help, I help them. And I was like, oh, right. Because you were a Marine and you're a firefighter and you exist on earth to make life better for the people around fantastic that's interesting that yeah like he's gotten a two service jobs go ahead yeah I've I've had um one or two of those kind of come my way where I just felt compelled to help because it was just such an obvious scenario where I was like I'm an able-bodied dude walking by this person who's like can't get up the stairs underneath this barrel truly like a neighbor the other day like a woman i i apparently like fell out of her wheelchair

or something like that and her son or an assistant were having trouble kind of like pulling her up the stairs and in your building and you just just next door and you can't walk by a scenario like that i don't know but But, but I would jump. I would Ollie my skateboard. But Tristan, it feels like helping with a grocery. I walk. I feel like I walk by that all the time. Now I feel a bit selfish.

I'll help people on the subway. I, if I see people like trying to get down the stairs with a big like cart, I'm like, I can get that for you. And I'm like, no, I've seen you do that. In the subway once somebody had like a bikeiker like a big bag and you and you ran it up the stairs like because the train was coming oh yeah i can get them up there i also that that got it was like a uh it was her like grocery cart and this woman she had some kids too so she was kind of wrangling the kid like two kids kind of i had to like helped her up but the train was coming so i was moving really fast with her and

i like kind of was like pushing her and she was like hold on hold on i was like pushing i was like oh sorry she's like please stop please stop you're hurting me so mike heaven jeff heaven tristan heaven tim well listen to this when I'm on a flight and the flight lands and then we all stand up and the overhead compartment is open I'm pulling down bags for there you go you little lady you get a bag

some of the older men that's maybe the only time I help a stranger the other thing that I do this kind of also helps everyone you're setting off a good karma bomb thank you we gotta talk about airlines in a second too. You should do stand up about airlines. I have some shit locked up in those fuckers. A thing about me is that this is lazy.

And I think also if you just give us money, it's easy. But quite often I'll leave like a weirdly big tip. If somebody does a good job or somebody seems nice, I'll leave a hundred percent tip sometimes. Big fat tip. And it's selfish almost because I feel like the rest of the day I'm like, I'm a wonderful man. Sure. But I'll leave a Santa Claus-y tip, like a huge one, maybe once a month and I'll sneak off. I had a good interaction with a bartender recently. And then my tab was like $27.

And I left a $27 tip. And I tiptoed away. Perfect. Off I go. There you go. I one time, I was in San Francisco. We were doing the sketch fest. Off I go.

And I was up there. I whisper that as I run. Off I go. I was up there a day early because I was doing a stand-up show. And then we were doing Birthday Boys and Sloppy Boys the next day. So I was a day early, and I just went into some bar that no one was really at, and I was talking to the bartender, and he was saying he was trying to take his family to Hawaii. He had a big trip planned, but something happened with their house or their car.

He had to, like, something happened. They had to get, like, repairs done, so they went down, and I was like, like something, something happened. They had to get like repairs done. So they went down and I was like, oh, that sucks. I was getting drunk by myself and talking to him. And then the other night

I left like a hundred dollar tip. Nice. And I was like, what the fuck am I doing? This guy. I did that too far. Well, what's so funny

is that you're, with a bartender, it's like you're drunk when it's happening to you. Yes. Cause I did the very same thing last summer. I was at the Jersey Shore and I was getting drunk during the day at a boardwalk. And the bartender, she was from Haiti on like an exchange program.

And she was so excited to be in America because she wanted to be like a journalist. And she was going to school in America, but she was talking about like it's really schools expensive and everything. So, yeah, I only had like three beers but then i left a hundred dollar tip and i was like oh i feel so good about myself and then like the buzz uh wears off and i'm like what did i fucking do message but like message received with like half that much you know yeah right right or it doesn't you don't have to go above and beyond just leave i think i wrote like enjoy hawaii 100 is such a clean whopper of a number come on it's like math was easy when i was if you're like a big spender like a rich dude and just like peeling off hundreds for valet people damn you know i've heard as a notoriously poor

tippers michael jordan have you heard this? Really? I had heard that. Was that in the documentary? I don't know. I'll tell you what. When we're in Chicago, we go to Michael Jordan's steakhouse and we stiff the wait staff. Yeah, that'll get back to him. He's like, he calls it, how are the tips tonight at the restaurant? I remember hearing, I read the uh the tiger woods book that came out a few years ago oh that was that thing of us uh swinging and hitting ball toward hole i think it was called the tiger swinging swinging and hitting ball toward hole

yeah better than most of the guys that you play that's a roar the cover had a uh little chip in it watch shoot but he he did some stuff where like at the time when he was like on top of the world and just money flowing in he his father died but i think his father was like a marine or a navy guy and he would go and train with the navy seals tigerwood tigerwood yeah he would i saw this in the doc. He would do his, like do the, the situations where like, it's dorky, pull a hood off your face and you've got a gun and you just like deal with whatever situation.

Anyway, but the story was that I read that he would go out to, you know, lunch with these guys afterwards and not pay or like, not like say like, it's on me. Like the whole tiger thing and being like raised in an extreme by an extreme dad nuts but that's how you get your beyonces that's how you get your michael jackson's that's how you

get your but there's probably so many examples of that of extreme dads who didn't know what they were saying or doing and they just made a kid miserable for no reason the thing with tiger though i what i got from the book was like his dad was really like, hey, go into the garage and like start hitting balls. Yeah. His mom was also very involved, too. And he also liked it a lot. It's when you get a kid who's like, I don't want to do that. It's like, no, do it.

He just like could hit it. OK. I think with any like athlete or super celebrity or you know where it comes down to just like repetition and discipline it's like this person needs to be obsessed with yeah like in sort of like a weird way where you're just like i'm shooting free throws every single day a thousand you're singularly focused on one thing i like it too it's not like it's not like this is work The way that we grew up just podcasting and speaking into any microphone we could get our hands on.

Now look at us. Guy Lafleur, you know, famous Montreal Canadian Guy Lafleur. And he ended up on the Rangers eventually, didn't he? Did he? He had that thing where it was like the era of the helmet, but he was grandfathered and didn't have to wear a helmet. I feel like every big athlete has like, like Jordan played for

the Wizards for a second. gresky played for rangers the rangers in st louis yeah for like a hot second anyway what was i saying jeff what's going on about repetition and being a gila fleur he loved no let's get off the hockey something about trying to get away from his brain so he just loved to be out on the ice skating like it was like beautiful for him yeah but it's a little faster than walking but but a little colder dude you're not getting the beauty of this jeff i've skated it runs to me you don't skate you don't skate like gila flurry backwards crossovers flower the flower i can skate like pretty good. Where stick meets puck, Guy Lafleur tops me every time. Sure, sure.

Not to mention where puck meets net. Well, puck meets net, you might have Ken Dryden to deal with if we're talking about the Montreal Canadiens of yours. Sure, I read that little tidbit in Ken Dryden's book. Okay. What position was Jean Beliveau? He must have been a forward. I'm guessing. This is killing me.

Tim, this must be how you feel when we bring up, like, geek shit like Fortnite. Yeah. Maurice Richard was, I believe, a winner. This is dead time. I'm hitting the forward 15 seconds on my podcast listening app. I don't know what Denis Savard played. I don't like when you guys talk geek shit because. You don't have a way in.

Actually, maybe the hockey thing would be similar, Jeff, because I don't like. It's okay that in real life what you guys are talking about. But when you guys talk about Fortnite on the pod. Biggest video game in the world. Sure, absolutely. But there's something about it being on a pod where I didn't want to be a podcaster with my life. So then sometimes we're talking about video games on a pod. We're talking about Waluigi or Toad.

Yeah, I love that shit. And I'm like, oh, I'm on a podcast talking about videos. I've lost. Because you're just doing the most podcasty thing. But I would say sports, there's probably more sports podcasts than geek podcasts, possibly. I wonder. I mean, sports is the biggest thing.

Sports is the biggest thing. Geek shit, by definition, is, well, I mean, what's the handoff? Are we calling Marvel and Boone geek shit? We're not calling it. You are. Also, the idea of a sports nerd was a thing that has kind of is a recent invention to me because it used to be like jock shit to me.

But now there I've met a lot of fans of sports who are not athletic in and of themselves. They just love statistics. Exactly. They love to watch like physical excellence on the screen. When you watch like analysts talk about like the game that just happened or like the games that are coming up, that's no different than Extra, where it's like, here, Brad Pitt

and Jolie did this old news. But also, I think of podcasts being geekier, but now podcasts are just, that's just a new form of media that doesn't have any sort of like, it doesn't have a geek bent anymore. No, no, no. It's not technological at all. You can't say that television is geek geeky yeah right right but um we were talking earlier today about like nerds who

aren't smart like the nerd in your school wasn't smart and uh uh sports wise there was a kid in my hometown that i was friends with where it was like his older brother was like a lacrosse playing athlete type guy and then this guy the younger brother was like a frail nerd but he was really into sports like statistics and he knew all the mets players and all the mets statistics and and i remember like the soundbite we'd be like well you know this one guy's great at sports but then the other guys he's really smart with the statistics and stuff they both have their thing going and uh and uh like uh i i looked it up uh kind of uh recently and it was like they both like the statistics guy didn't go on to be a smart whiz he was just a loser and then the sports guy didn't go on to be a professional athlete he's coaching at a local

high school and you're just like oh yeah like you thought you had michael jordan and jordan and meanwhile i'm timothy jordan go back and said i'm a big over there and uh i'm state new york um but you know it's like in your in your own little microcosm of your small world like oh yeah this was this big thing but it's like no i remember like playing hockey and like if there was like a better kid on team like wow that guy's gonna go to the nhl it's gonna be cool but when you anyone who's ever played in the nhl when they were in like peewee hockey they dominated in such an obvious way that it was it's comical to work they're all the best kids on there like different species this is like

playing it's not it's not like oh yeah two goals tonight it's like oh he had 10 goals every night well Mike you you haven't touched your uh rum and coca-cola it's very sweet i powered right through mine check me out have you gotten to the mama celeste portion are you still up there at the hell i've been brimstone portion i'm at the i feel like it's losing its like power a little bit i think the ice melting is fucking sort of lost its groove polar ice caps um tim how you doing on yours? I finished it a long time ago And I feel a little tipsy and happy And I love the drink

And I want another one Now to do different I'm going to Do you have spiced rum at all? Like a Captain Romano Yeah I got some Captains I'm going to try a spiced Spiced and spiced

But lime though? Lime though now or no? No Up to you Ah Hey second round is Your call Do you know how hard it is to have Two lime To have me looking at two limes Lime though now or no? No. Up to you. Hey, second round is your call. Do you know how hard it is to have me looking at two limes?

Two really nice, shiny limes. Two nice big juicers, gushers, just waiting to be squeezed. Squeezed. It feels like the citrus wouldn't go, but then you're right. With lime and raspberries, it's classic. Like a lime- Am I not drinking a raspberry lime seltzer as we speak? He is folks.

He is. You got to do that. I'm going to put a lime in my spiced and spiced. Me too. Yeah. My spiced and spiced. All right, folks,

we'll be right back after these messages, more sloppy boys coming up. I have to confess. I was very excited to call 911. Finally, a good one, you know? And I realize that while what I'm about to say is true, it sounds suspicious. So I'm like, my wife fell down the stairs. From his multiple Netflix specials, comedian Tom Segura brings his new tour, Come Together, to Scotiabank Arena Saturday, September 28. Tickets on sale now at Ticketmaster.ca.

Jingle, jingle, jingle. Ooh, that smells good, the Spiced and Spiced. Mmm. That's right, folks. We're back with round two. With a lime. With a lime. You put the lime.

I'm not using my lime. Oh, wow. This is even more like flavorful. Who knows what spice is in the spiced rum? Yeah. Oh, wait. Is that a question? Yeah.

I mean. Did you know the answer to that? No, not that I. But like you could say spiced and there are a million spices. Could be pepper. I don't know. Yeah. Captain Morgan, it tastes kind of like vanilla. Yeah.

This intrepid brave cola is still coming through. I can still taste raspberry. A hint of raspberry sweet up top. You know what I did too with mine?

I put in less cola in this one. You did? Yeah. In mine too? No, I put you up to the top but I stopped mine here because I wanted to

just see if I could get more of that vodka flavor. Or the I also added more cubes hmm wow it's good i just uh got us uh smell a hint in uh of uh a hint of a whiff a hint of a uh my uh good and play oh That's still not the nostalgic brain fart that I can't think of. It's a pretty good drink. Okay. Final thoughts.

I love it. I love it. It's better than a rum and Coke. Yeah. For some, we just kind of whipped it. I mean, obviously, those drinks are easy to put together. Just two ingredients. But yeah, it's good. I love a Cuba Libre.

It was one of the discoveries of the pod. Mike, I made some last night. Did you see me? You did? Sucking them down. Did you see me? What were we watching? We were watching Curb. We were watching YouTube videos. YouTube videos and Curb. YouTube videos of what? That's a pretty broad

category. We watched a lot of Scottish kids Scottish kid blooper videos. Oh my god. It's not charging. I love that school. And the other one that's like It's not charging my iPad because it's got used to your iPad. You idiot. I hope you're happy because I've told mom.

Got used to it. Idiot. You idiot. And then there's another one which I love where a guy's trying to catch a bat in his kitchen and his friend who's holding the camera is like, get it Denny. Denny, get it Denny or Derry. Derry. It sounds like he's saying daddy, which is really funny. Cause when I first saw it, I was like, why is this like able-bodied, I don't know, 40

year old guy filming his like 65 year old friend hobbling around trying to catch a bat being like, you've got it, daddy. You've got it. Oh, man. Would you catch him, Derry? I went to a wedding in St. Andrews, Scotland one time. And a guy says, have you had any scotch since you've been in town? And I said, yeah, actually, I got off the plane at the airport. They gave me a free shot of Glen Fittich.

And he goes, Glen Fittich is piss. Wow. So now I know. Don't drink Glen Fittich. Do you remember the scotch brands in Scotland? I don't know what he would have said was not piss. I mean, what, Laphroaig? Yeah.

There's some flies around here, huh? They've been buzzing around me for weeks. I think it's the stink lines. I'm like Pigpen. They're attracted to the stink. Well, it's an order again for me. It's not as good as a Kugelabri, let's be honest. Wait, can I tell you something?

Yeah. This fly remembered me. Remember me. Remember me. honest wait can i can i tell you something yeah um this fly you remember me that uh why am i drunk off of one of these you haven't eaten all day i'm a world class but we ate a huge lunch you need a celeste you need a celeste i need a celeste until celeste is the best um the fly reminded me of a bit that i thought was funny which was that during my brief stint as a guest writer for snl for two weeks yes i it happened to be one of the weeks was um fly week uh it was the anniversary i don't know if it's an album cover or a magazine cover whatever but you know that picture of janet jackson Jackson and somebody's reaching around from the back of the cover? It's a Rolling Stone cover. Rolling Stone.

It was like the 30th anniversary of that cover so I pitched a weekend update bit where that guy was on and the reveal was that he hadn't washed his hands in 30 years. And when he held up his hands, there was going to be we're going to animate flies around him.

It's like dirt and flies. It could have been very funny. Any SNL writers listening, you should When he held up his hands, we're going to animate flies around him. Like dirt. Like birds. Like hair. Very funny. Any SNL writers listening, you should use that tonight. Try that. Yeah. When it's,

when it's the 40th anniversary of that picture. Yeah. You just, we're almost there. Yeah. We're in 35 anniversary. Try that. That's our show.

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When do you come to Florida? We'll come to Florida when we get there. We'll just come to Florida. Invite us sometime. I would love to go to Florida because... He's a gator boy. I want to go to Don the Beach Comber. Yeah, where's that Don the Beach Comber place?

I don't think... I mean, if we did Florida, we'd probably go to Miami, but I think it's more on the beach I mean if we did Florida we'd probably go to like Miami but I think it's more on the

Tampa side Gulf side there's two types of people in this world Miami types and Tampa types I'm a Key West

type I love the Keys you're like Moondog I love Moondog yeah and I like Tallahassee.

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