The Sloppy Boys - 192. Orange Whip

Episode Date: June 21, 2024

The guys make a creamsicle-like frother that gets namechecked in Blues Brothers (kind of).ORANGE WHIP RECIPE4oz/120ml ORANGE JUICE1oz/30ml RUM1oz/30ml VODKA.5oz/15ml TRIPLE SEC2oz/60ml HEAVY CREAMPour all ingredients into a shaker filled with ice. Shake until chilled and pour into a Collins glass.Garnish with an orange wheel.Recipe via Vine Pair Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey folks, welcome to the Sloppy Boys where we take a deep dive into the drinks that you love. I'm Jeff Dutton along with Mike Hanford. Hi. And Tim Kalpakis. What is up? And we're your hosts, ready once again to expand, ascend, and conquer Yes What a tagline

Does it describe our show? It's a great tagline It will Hey, come on, it's a great tagline Well, Jeff, because here's the thing is we're only in the expand phase right now yeah you're right that's true we have not ascended what did it make it would be better if we ascend first and then expand once we're up top we're rolling along the x-axis waiting for that upward bump tim what you're describing is something something of a mushroom cloud effect something really

powerful and up top boom Boom! Goes big time. And boom, burn it all down. What happened to all those podcasts beneath us? Scorched from the earth. They're gone. The only podcast left is about Oppenheimer. And the Oppenheimer podcast pivots to talking about our explosion in the podcast world. It was very nuclear.

What happened? Tim, have you come around on Oppenheimer? The people love it, but Tim, it left you cold. Slappenheimer. Do you ever really come? It's funny because I haven't watched it for a second time. So don't you think

like I definitely if I watch a movie one time and then sometimes in the interim for no reason i'll be like you know i said that movie is okay but it fucking sucked um and then and i'll totally totally start ragging on a movie that i thought was like a b minus and then it becomes an f as the days pass i can't really think of i I definitely, I've certainly rewatched movies and come to love them and matured into them or whatever, but I can't really think, like it would be funny if last summer

I watched Oppenheimer and I was like, whatever, it's very, if you've seen the trailer, you've seen the movie, that's that. And the score is bad. If you cut to me now this summer and I'm like, it's great. I'm like, Robert Downey Jr.

is actually really good in those black and white scenes see i guess that the fact that robert downey jr won the oscar and everybody's happy for him that has made me dislike the movie more because now i get to call it uh because you you specifically didn't like that part that's what i i thought i thought post-bomb, post-explosion, that movie was very odd to have a whole bunch of men in offices talking about an explosion that's coming. And I'm on board for just waiting it out. And I don't need explosions to be enjoying a movie. But post-explosion, to go back in the offices and the same faces are talking, but now violins are going,

Oh, and it's urgent. It's just as urgent. Just as urgent. Yeah. I was just like laughing at the dumb fucking score, which sucks because isn't it that guy? I like Tim.

He might have his security clearance revoked. Oh, that's I, I care most about his security. Not whether the bomb killed thousands of people or not, but who did the music for that? Is that a famous person? Let's see. I'll look. I care most about his security. Not whether the bomb killed thousands of people or not. Wait, who did the music for that? Is that a famous person?

Let's see. I'll look it up. It was either Hans Zimmer or the Redbone guy, Gustav. Louis Goranson. Yeah. Right? That's the Redbone guy. Oh, he did Redbone, the song Redbone? Yeah.

Oh, okay. He's done a lot. Did he do Oppenheimer? He did Oppenheimer. That's right. He did Black Panther. He did, uh,

he met Donald Glover on community. How about that? Oh, he won an Oscar for that too. Wow. Way to go. Garrison. Well,

I, I, I like this guy. I've seen him in interviews. I, I saw him one time at Hyperion Public. I think he has a cool career. But I felt like just the home stretch of Oppenheimer,

it was the editing. The editing was trying to polish a turd, and then the score was just fucking... You could feel the notes, to me, that the studio was like, hey, this is boring. Could you make the music interesting so that the visuals are

interesting? And just Robert Downey Jr. I want an Oscar now! Now, now, now. He looks into the lens and he says to the Oscar committee watching, vote for me.

That guy sucks. Jesus Christ. I think we covered it. tim does not hold a place for oppenheimer in his heart okay a year later jeez i don't i don't keep space for it have you seen furiosa yet god there are good movies out there no no that i should that i should watch i know i need to that's a fun one see that in the biggie because that's a fun one in the biggie in the big e hey i'll tell you what the other half of a Barbenheimer Barbie. That was too long too. And that home stretch was really kitchen sinky.

And could it, that movie should have been tightened up. Hey, Hollywood. Tim, Tim, it's important. It's so funny to now be,

to go in on both these movies now. Exactly. One year late. It was too long i need to talk it's we're never gonna send we're never gonna conquer if we keep talking about movies from a year ago very true well let me tell you one last thing jeff i was out the other day and i saw a woman in a uh like a pink barbie uh not sweat like jumpsuit type thing i was like man that was last year and you look stupid as hell lady michael i said it right to her face no i didn't but it was it was uh the rare fashion moment where i was like that was last year's trend i just rode in an uber where the driver she had pink hair and the pink interior of her car and all pink stuff. And she was like, it was the Angeline.

Yeah. Maybe it wasn't an Uber. Maybe I just got an Angeline's car. No, this lady was like, it sucks. Cause like pink has always been my thing and I won't be the pink lady. And then last summer it was like, I'm happy to see pink everywhere. Of course I like that. But then people think that I'm just joking.

You know, I'm OG pink oh yeah yeah yeah were you like lady i thought i uh indicated no talking in this car no talking uh it is funny with uh with pink stuff you'll see like an artist will do like their pink fay well pink obviously but uh niki minaj is on her pink two tour and then like uh doja cat had like a pink phase and yeah nicki had like pink friday instead of you know she's been doing pink for a while yeah yeah it's the pink friday two tour that's what it is yeah millennial pink now Now it's replaced by Gen Z pink. That's right. No, Gen Z loves like peach coral, that color.

I like that. They don't like pink. What do they like? Peach coral. They like that like Barb and Star coral peach orange color. I see. Just so you know. Spritz.

I know. And now I do. Do we get into some booze news hit it and that's okay it's a big blockbuster movie and she's doing for Barbie

it's gonna be in the movie they're gonna dance can you say I can't I think can't think of the Barbie song it's just another woman yeah yeah okay like

that's like that's like that's like that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's Oh, wow.

Oh, here we go. Nice. Ooh. And just like houdini she doesn't say it like that mike also i know but the word i'm saying it like that i never thought about how harry houdini Oh, dang it. Oh, dang it. It's Booze News. You do a ring of ding-a-sins. Now that we've got that out of the way, here's Dua Lipa.

Oh, my God. I don't remember saying any of that stuff. Dutz Lipa was sent to us by Ripley in Asheville, and if you have a Booze News team, email it to sloppyboyspodcast at gmail.com. Ripley in Asheville. I'd like to rip Booze News team, email it to sloppyboyspodcast at gmail.com. Ripley in Asheville. I like to rip him a new asshole. Whoa! Is that anything? Hey, come on.

Yeah. Yeah, it's a sentence that you say on a podcast. I uttered it. It's an uncouth way of describing Ripley. Asheville is a town that we rocked on tour. Oh, I remember. Yeah. That was fun. That was in a little record store store wasn't it yeah yeah barbie's in the zeitgeist again huh we talked about it and then it was in the in the

booze news team that's so funny that you had just got off on then it starts and you pick the booze news theme so you're like i know it's coming but i gotta get this off my chest it It's funny. I picked the Booze News theme, forgot all about it. Wow. But you know what I did? What was in my brain when we were just listening to that? What if the next time when the Sloppy Boys get back out to play some live shows, what if we covered what if we had a Dutz cover in our set?

What if we played Beyond? How cool would that be? Oh, that would be fun. Ooh. Damn. You guys couldn't handle it. But Jeff, you got to be like, Beyond! No, but here's the thing. It's not, we're not saying it's Dutz playing. We're saying it's a cover.

So Jeff, you stay on drums. Yeah, stay on drums. We play a Dutz song and it's just where the sloppy boys are covering a Dutz song. But the guy's right there. He's just on drums. Yeah. Well, that guy He's just on drums? Yeah. Well, that guy on drums, he doesn't ever want to try his song

that we want him to play. Yeah, we will. He will. Don't you worry. I know, he will. He'll get on it. I want to take it back to Houdini. Isn't it funny that Dua Lipa

had a song called Houdini? Weird name. Weird word. Yeah. And then Eminem comes along. Yeah, I saw that. Six months later, he's got a Houdini. Weird name. Weird word. Yeah. And then Eminem comes along. Yeah, I saw that. Not six months later, he's got a Houdini. What is this? Houdini is in, man.

Houdini's in. I wonder if whatever digital media company runs both their record companies is getting a big magic kick going and now we're talking about magic stuff. Yeah, is this to get everybody into magic? It's like last week how we talked about,

you know, it's the government's trying to get the public to eat bugs. And now they're trying to get the public to love magic. What is it? What's a cheap form of food bugs. What's the cheapest entertainment magician. The companies could have more money. And just all we're doing is eating bug burgers and watching

magicians climate crisis happens we're underground eating bugs laughing at magicians all day the plan worked it's cheap i know i know magicians get a bad rap for being like uh whatever i'm not gonna say it but i love seeing magicians i love other nerdy people oh you're a nerd a magician is like a punch line yeah they're nerds but they become cool don't you see they become smooth they become they work a crowd they become crafty and untrustable if you ask me that close-up magic is so fun right this pickup artist guys the game guys they're all yeah they're all close-up magicians i'm a close-up musician i i uh i'm a far away musician due to being on the you ever hear this guitar riff i would say we're close-up musicians

i would say we're uh who cares? Who cares? Who cares? I was going to say we're close up musicians because we don't play big enough venues. So everyone's close. Right. I've been thinking more about this Dutz cover. Jeff, you know, the little notes that are like, imagine Dutz. But I'm beefing up the guitar i'm going

now that would be fucking cool and you're back there on drums i don't know what to do oh i can't guys slow down nope sorry dude that's how our band goes the drummer's begging us to slow down and we're going to the guitar section the string section wants to speed up is taking over the rhythm section i like that if you guys are the rhythm section uh and then separately me and mike are the string section there just needs to be a then a jeff and tim section mike you're in the middle of the venn diagram yeah i mean that's where i were the strings and rhythm meet the bass can be found uh uh you judge if you brought up me well first of all if you don't know folks when we go out I mean, that's where the strings and rhythm meet. The bass can be found. You, Jeff, you brought up me.

Well, first of all, if you don't know, folks, when we go out on the road now, Jeff has a sampler so we can populate our music a little bigger. He has a name. Roland is the name. And beats are his game. You've seen Roland. I've seen Roland. Some of the best bands have a Roland. Oh, yeah.

I mean, even to say that feels like we're not even, we are confident with this thing. We know what we're doing. We're taking the band to a next level. And guess what? I started listening to Out on the Town. We'll be doing that one soon. Because I need to back, we can't play that.

That's going to be good, Mike. Can't wait to get back out on the road. That'll be very good. Why don't you come out on Chicago July 24th. July 25th. I fly in on the 24th. So you're promoting your arrival?

You guys get to be there when Mike gets off that plane. Everyone come on out to O'Hare Airport. I'm going to be landing. Landing in either JFK or LaGuardia. I'll be taking off earlier in the day. All right.

What's the actual booze news or is it all just inside band talk? Here's the booze news. This, well, inside band talk would be a cool side pod for us, but the booze news here on the big show

is an article. You know, look, these are nonstop and I ignore them when they're little blogs but when a major publication like food and wine magazine puts out an article uh i have to address it because the headline is we're calling it the lemon drop is 2024's cocktail of the summer the lemon now they're not talking about the lemon drop shot they're talking about the cocktail version which we have done on this very pod interesting so they're they think the

lemon drop is basically the sabrina carpenter espresso in drink form the song that yeah you just can't get away from i think you can get away from the lemon drop i think you can get away you just can't get away from the lemon i i was gonna say today i i managed to get away from the lemon drop i think you can get away you just can't get away from the lemon i i was gonna say today i i managed to get away i heard espresso probably six times today and i drank no lemon drop cocktails yeah i haven't heard a whisper about a lemon drop no nobody i know myself or don't i know has ordered one in the last 10 years the problem with all this is the is just the hyperbole because this is a pretty good you know it's a clickbaity title i think the the article they talk to the right people they talk to the bartender at donna's which i've

i've told you how much i love that restaurant they talk to a bartender at uh fucking death and co and we love that place so they're doing their research and both those places said there has been an uptick in orders for lemon drop shots i mean not shots well if it was zero then yeah anything would be an uptick if it used to be zero right exactly and and just this idea that when you say like we're calling calling it, come on, that's just a cryptic. That's just, yeah. This is the failing food and wine magazine. They need clicks just as desperately as those little blogs. Now what's interesting to me, they specified, Hey,

don't think about those shots that you had in college. We're talking about the cocktail um but what's interesting is look this up when i was in pittsburgh the night before you guys arrived me and our friend ben just getting a lay of the land we weren't sure about pittsburgh so we said tim it's probably safe you go first get a lay of the land sniff it out i called you guys i was like come on out we're all ready for you just know that there's french fries on the sandwiches i cleared out all the bad guys coast is clear don't expect your pizza cheese to be cooked uh but other than that you can come on out here and don't talk shit about iron ore um okay but listen to this though if you're tim a wonderful guy yeah um they were dismissive of the shot but coming off the green tea shot

episode of our show um when we were on tour we asked a lot of bartenders do people order green tea shots and they're like yep uh they were a lot of them and the shaken shooter is very intriguing to me for people you notice this thing where if you do shots of anything people like oh boy no not the jaeger shots and you're like well anything but that i know and they're like not fireball not whiskey not tequila like i think you don't like to drink and yet we drink six per show with glee. This is people bring them up on stage. We couldn't be happier. Every time I see one, a smile spreads across my face.

Something crazy. Also, I don't know if it's the adrenaline of performing or something, but I can have like eight shots in a two hour show. And not get processing at a high level when I'm up there somehow. Well, we are sweating a ton. So it's like getting all that. That should dehydrate and make me drunker.

No. Yeah, actually that's true. But yeah, you're right there. Your body's running hot. Yeah. All your,

all your organs are working overtime. Just trying to keep the show going. The secret to health is to just be performing on a stage. I would say we're sweating out the drinks as they go and they sweat right out yeah yeah so you don't feel it as much maybe yeah i mean are you actually getting green tea shot on your skin and going oh yes i'm getting it i'm licking it off my yeah you can taste the sour mix on his arms i've been i've just been the idea of shooters right like like a shaken shot with ingredients that are not just hard liquor um has been on my mind because of the green tea shot and uh i went to this great divy bar near where we're staying in pittsburgh called jack's

and me and ben saw they had this menu that was like a shot menu it was like they had shot pictures right so oh i was there with you yes oh because we went back we went two nights in a row so hell yeah um i think jeff with you we had a surf surfers on acid was the name of that shot yeah right surfer on acid it was good it was like oj and jaeger maybe a pineapple juice and jaeger i was worried about that jaeger and um it really only gave it a little depth that was so nice best use of jaeger i remember deeming it right because it was just barely enough to make it feel interesting but this menu was they had a menu of shot pitchers so it was like you get a cocktail shaker and a bunch of shot glasses you take it back to your table and you you and your friends drink shots and um they had seven uh i took a picture of it in the flyer on the wall they had seven shots and they were redheaded slut which

i've had at the venice room surfers on acid alabama slammer which we've done on the show um bottle the bottle cap and that was what was in a bottle cap bottle cap shot sour puss root beer schnapps sour puss yes sour puss sour puss i don't i wouldn't like it if there was a you know they they're squeezing it out of their zits now oh god that makes me want to and then there was a drink called then they had appleton or washington apples green tea shots and kamikaze shots so some of those are old classics and then uh the surfers on acid was new to me but i loved it but i do like this type of thing i think green tea shots and kamikaze shots. So some of those are old classics. And then, uh,

the surfers on acid was new to me, but I loved it. But I do like this type of thing. I think that because I do, I like tequila shots and I'll take a whiskey shot and I'm a shot guy, but for the people that don't, I think that these, I think that shaken shooter shots have a better chance of getting,

being there. They're not going to be the drinker summer, but they have more of a chance than the, the lemon drop than the porn star martini or the lemon cocktail. And like, that's a fun bar thing to do. You know, it's essentially a cocktail that you're shooting.

If you're getting into doing two to four ingredients on some of these wacky ones, right. You rustic. I saw somebody, this, this woman at the bar was being difficult, not difficult. She just like, it was hard to please. You were saying a woman at the bar was being difficult. Not difficult.

She just like was hard to please. You were saying a thing about like all women are difficult. Didn't you say that? Yeah, it was just coming off of that. Yeah, thanks for remembering, too. Coming off of that. Oh, was that? Anyway, just to piggyback off that thought.

No, this, and so the bartender said, here, try this. And it was Chambord and Bailey's that she shook up as a shot. And it was like a raspberry ice cream type little deal. Yeah. I was going to say the Bailey's. That's good. Bailey's is like, does that go into an Irish shot? Yes. That's Bailey's.

Jeff, it's a jelly donut shot. Interesting. That's Baitless. Jeff, it's a jelly donut shot. Interesting. That's cool. So this bartender told me she made it up and I said, nah. Maybe she made up the jelly donut shot. Yeah, maybe. But I had a sip. It was good.

It was good. Nice. I was just remembering I've got a test kitchen drink that I'm very excited about. Oh. That I need to, maybe during the break I'll go through and, there's a website that has like, you put all the ingredients in and it gives you

what drink that is, right? There's a website? SloppyDrinks.com, Mike! No, I know, but we haven't done, it's a drink that Oh, it hasn't been done. Yes, that's only Sloppy, which is great. SloppyDrinks.com, folks go to that. Check that out. only Sloppy, which is great. SloppyDrinks.com, folks. Go to that. Check that out.

But there is a website, I think. Anyway, I just need to make sure this already exists. Because I really liked it, and I was like, this feels like a real cocktail. I'm curious. Just in time for the summer. Wow, this could be big, Mike. Just in time for the summer. Could be the drink of the summer.

It's a fucking TV drink. That's it. We're calling it. The drink of the summer it's a whole like we're calling it drink that's it we're calling it the drink of the summer is mike's new idea next week we're doing it a tiki idea he said he revealed i have a couple in the hopper um one i think is very easy and and original i think it'll be good the other one is only only two ingredients again so i I am curious, probably people have already done it, but back to the test kitchen. I go,

what is that? It's like, I have these ingredients and what can I make? Uh, okay. Here's my other bit of booze news. Dot com. I,

you know, me as a Sprite guy from way back, I found a new flavor of Sprite at the store today. I'm going to try it. Let me read it off what it says on Sprite.com. It's a product here,

limited edition Sprite Chill. Sprite Chill. Oh, God. Do we know Sprite Chill? Introducing the new limited edition Sprite Chill, the coldest lemon lime flavored soda soda in the game, featuring a cherry taste and a unique cooling effect. Now, I have no idea what that means. It's the Coors Light of lemon sodas. Wait, wait, wait. It said cherry taste? Unique what taste?

Cherry, uh, cherry-lime taste. Mmm, okay. That sounds nice, like a Reiki. okay that sounds nice like a reiki yep uh uh cherry uh sorry coolest lemon lime flavor soda with a featuring cherry lime taste and a unique cooling effect i don't know what cooling effect means that can't be nonsense i bet you it's got like is there like a minty sort of is there a menthol quality to it that would be not at all it's good though are you getting this is the cherry like maraschino or like black cherry like like black cherry it's good i i would do like what's this size whatever uh this main set 12 ounces 20 fluid ounces i would do like a half of this and that's

enough of this now is sprite standing by that sprite chill as as strongly as Coca-Cola stood by Coca-Cola spiced. Remember? Well, Sprite is Coca-Cola. And Starlight. Oh, yeah, you're right. But same parent company. But yeah, I remember when they were like, Coca-Cola is pleased to announce a new permanent addition to the lineup.

Coca-Cola spiced. And it didn't make a splash. I mean, it made it made a splash on the pod here for for your drink mike but i haven't my ice cubes made a splash in it and i loved it sure but spice isn't sticking around the spiced and spiced spiced what do you think the logic is behind these esoteric names that are not a flavor but a mood um coke starlight and there was a rosalia one and stuff the whole ass mood um clearly coca-cola has done some research about this but to me i think what it is is just you're very likely to get someone to try it once because you didn't just say cherry sprite

so someone is like gonna be like is this? But then after that first sip, does it help? Because cherry Sprite sounds good. I mean, there's already cherry 7-Up. Here's the thing, Tim, what we're looking at here is the unexpected fallout of releasing Coke Freestyle into the wild. I know. I think you're right. Now everybody knows all the flavors. They know I can do a little squirt of raspberry and a lime in my Coke Zero, whatever they're doing. Now they got to say, folks, we're not going to tell you what it is. We know that it's Fig Newton flavored Coke, but we're not going to say. And we know you're going to love it because we did all the fucking freestyle thing.

That's the sickest thing of all to me. Yeah, it's gross. You can't put on a major product for all of the world to drink and call it suicide because that word is serious and sad. But don't you think that would be everyone goes to a soda fountain and puts a bunch of shit. And it's like, you know, when you're a kid, you call that a suicide. That feels like it. It's weird. We don't have a coke version of that where

you're like it's all the drinks all mashed together in this era of multiverses exactly but no for real you have to watch into the spider verse because that one is actually all right you do actually you do actually anyway we're moving on from that to jeff jeff don't give him don't even give it don't even give him, don't. He's got you right in the palm of his hand, Jeff. He's got you. No, but all the other stuff, I get it, but when it comes to that one. No, stop.

Would you stop? If we were in the same room, you guys would choke me out right now. We're going to do zombie month again for October if you're not careful. Yeah, we're going to do another zombie month if you're not careful. That's how we get punished. I have a sad month of my life. This October, I'm picking the monster. I would love that if our listeners,

they look at the episode guide and it's like, oh, zombies up. Tim must have pissed them off. Tim's in the doghouse again. You're picking the monster this time, Mike? Yeah, I got to do some research. Let me guess. Snake month.

Yeah. Ooh, just a picture of a snake. I would lose it. Snakes on a plane, anaconda. What else? Yeah. What else? Anaconda.

Anaconda 2? Probably. Boa constrictor from hell? Probably. That's it. That's it for my boo? Probably. That's it. That's it for my booze news. That's it for your booze news? Yep.

Is that it for booze news? Wrap it up. Ha ha ha. This is, actually, this is good. This Sprite chill. That's going to mix. I'm going to mix up something nice in that. Now, why do we go through the effort to wrap up Booze News if it's spilling out into the show?

What the fuck? What's this dangling thread with the Sprite Chill? Because this is so good, I'm going to be sipping it throughout the show, and I will be talking about it throughout the show. Oh. That's bad news for us yeah oh yeah what do you want to hear about the drink of the day or should we skip it let's go what if in this episode people regardless of what the title is they listen and they just hear they're just talking about sprite chill and only one of them has it okay

uh okay let's fucking go here we go the drink of the day the 1980 film the blues brothers starring dan akron john belushi with john candy also playing a detective in the film you've seen i've seen it now toward the end of said film when the blues brothers are about to go on stage and play their big show which was filmed at the palladium by the way very nice studio 60 on the sunset strip the place where i saw the pixies play doodle doodle doodle doodle play doodle they play doodle um okay so in they're at the Palladium. They're about to play the big show.

And then the police arrive and take a seat in the back of the room at a table. Like, we're going to arrest these guys right after the show. They're led by Detective John Candy. They're sitting there. There's sort of a little awkward silence as the cops are just sitting there waiting for the show to happen. And then we hear this. Jeff, hit the clip. Who wants an orange whip?

Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips. Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips. These are the words muttered by comedian John Candy. Now, flash forward a few decades.

The jam band Fish is playing a concert in this February, and the drummer, no, no, who's Fishman? Is that the keyboard player? He's the drummer, yeah. The drummer, Fishman, plays this sample in a live show, and then somebody tweets about it saying, oh my God, Fishman played the sample, the orange whip sample. Then Tim, a young comedy writer in LA.

Tim, Tim, how'd he fire off that sample? He must've had a Roland. Yeah, he must've had a Roland back there. Cut to Los Angeles. Young, hopeful, aspiring comedy writer Tim Kalpak sees this and says, my friend Mike Anford should know about this. He probably likes Blues Brothers. I know he likes fish, so I should text this to him.

I text him, Jeff, I text Mike the X link. x link on the edge of my seat we've discussed this already on the podcast has nothing to do with the drink don't know why i'm being raked through i get no response i'm left on red and he doesn't even have his red receipts on so i but i know it's been red you know once i see that phone blow up i'm zoop right at it get right to it what's going on here um somebody tweeted no no ha ha tim thanks for sending and then i bring it up on this podcast and mike was like yeah why did you just send me that clip and i was like did you read the text it wasn't just the john candy clip it was saying that fish played the sample and you're like oh and it's a lesson that you should always read your friends yeah thoroughly completely completely you got to read through it yeah yeah elon should put

out a warning with that website i'll read it with emails i'll read email and then the forwarded you know the the responses all the way through every time so even if you've been reading each email all the way along you go back and read all the quoted. I don't want this type of thing to happen again. I don't want my friends to be hurt. You got to reinforce those early emails that you'd otherwise forget to. What are we talking about here again? Oh, yes.

I've read the entire chain. Why are you? You have to ask yourself that. What are we talking about? Oh, something I'm very informed upon. Okay. So that's why this came up on the pod. And then we said we should do the orange whip. And then we had all kinds of fun. We had stuff we had to do, right?

We had Eva Anderson drinks, all kinds of interesting stuff. And then now we said, finally, summer's here. It's time to talk about this drink. And I did the research on the orange whip and um here's what's really funny dudes it kind of the the uh the the cocktail uh was not the original thing orange whip have you ever heard of this do you did you know what he was referencing when he said orange whip no i just always thought of an orange julius when he said it me too um it's actually very funny uh there's a vine pair did an article about this to like get to the bottom of why this line happened and it's great john candy is super funny it's like um they asked around and it turns out orange whip was a beverage, like a fountain beverage.

Like you ever see Orange Bang? Yes. Like at a taco stand or something? Okay. Orange Whip was a creamy orange drink that was at like fast food places and little diners and eateries and stuff like that in the 70s. Okay. costume designer on the blues brothers movie um the costume the costume designer's dad was like involved with orange whip you know was like like had bought into orange whip and was like one of the orange whip guys so as a promotional thing one day on set this happens when you're

shooting a movie like one day on set as like a little treat for the cast and crew, this guy comes in and has brings orange whip for everyone. And like they, this free orange whip, everybody's drinking orange whip. And then the guy is like, yeah, you know, I mean,

Hey, I'm glad you liked the orange whip. And if you want to mention it in the movie, go ahead. You know, like one of those silly sales pitches and they're like, yeah, okay,

sure. Well, I mentioned the movie. So then they're shooting and John candy because he's funny improvised this line and he goes one orange whip so he was kind of being a dick and didn't didn't think that this line would make it in the movie and then john landis thought it was funny and and uh and put it in the movie and it reminds me oh my god that's great i kind of tried to do this one time we um when me and mike were writing for comedy bang bang on ifc uh dave and busters reached out and they were like hey we'd love

to have the bang bang writers come and eat dinner for free and we'll give you 50 worth of tokens and you'll have the night of your life dinner dinner and they put us in a little separate private dining room with the the staff of uh fresh off the boat oh yeah we didn't even talk to we like stayed on the other side well that just lets you know that they're they're just shooting in every direction if they're you run into another show back at their little yeah we weren't under the idea that this was like a this was our own private thing oh okay because we had heard we had heard from another show that like they had like just gone there too like david busters wants to gotcha yeah i think that david phillips uh had been writing on um parks and rec or or something or brooklyn 99 and those writers had gotten the same treatment so then it was extended to us but i remember we ate all of our

nachos and potato skins and then they were handing us our tokens and the guy's like and by the way you know we're a great location to shoot at or if you want to you know you have a scene and write a scene in a script and it takes place at dave and busters um and we i remember the next morning i went into comedy bang bang and the first thing i wrote was like interior dave and busters barcade scott and reggie walk in and and then immediately scott uh was when scott read it he was like ha no we're not we're not uh but john landis put it right in and then so it's the orange whip has ceased since ceased to exist and then um as far as a cocktail it's weird because i found tons of youtubers who have made this drink and articles about this cocktail we're about to

have but none of them they all tell the john candy story but they no one cites a source on it going from soft drink to cocktail um yeah and they just breeze right over that and then i found this they're all doing the very same recipe and it's the recipe we're about to do that's from wikipedia and wikipedia didn't even cite the source for for so i don't know who decided to take the john candy joke and turn it into a cocktail but it's legit enough that like you get a lot of search results when you when you google it's not like just one weirdo did this yeah weird that it's universally consistent but there's no attribution right and everyone's just like well it used to be a soft drink and it was in this funny movie and like oh yeah all right but so i guess we're just gonna do this w Wikipedia one, which is what all the other cocktail influencers did. And it is four ounces orange juice, one ounce rum, one ounce vodka, two ounce cream.

You're going to blend briefly with a hand blender and then pour ingredients over ice in a collins glass and stir i have a hand blender but i'm not going to crack it out for this that sounds like unnecessary work it's hand blender you just like put it's like a stick yeah like the electric egg beater like yes yes yes oh oh i was i have one of those things that's more like sharper than that where you you put it into like a split a pot soup, and you hit the button, and it's like a knife whipping around. Oh, shit. Like a ninja? Yeah, like a ninja.

Or a magic bullet? I guess those would work. The thing I saw- Well, it's more like a magic wand, actually, but with a knife on it. It's a magic stick. I saw a lot of people saying just shake it. Shaker. Put in a shaker.

Yeah, I think I'm going to do that. And then also, Tim, I don't know how to say this. I saw a bunch of recipes saying put in some triple sec. Ooh, I don't see why not. That's got the orangey flavor. But also rum and vodka. Oh, really? Because I saw, I saw some of this, but to me it looked, I saw someone doing this and it was like a different drink. It was,

it wasn't a big Collins glass full of OJ. It was like a little cocktail and it didn't have OJ had the triple sec as the orange agent. Um, well, what source was that Jeff? I'm looking at vine pair and they're doing it that's legit wait a second yeah i have the the blues brothers tab uh the vine bear article open here let's see did they holy shit you're right at the bottom of this article that i just summarized for you is probably what you're looking at half Half ounce of triple sec right in there. You're right. Wiki though. No triple sec.

Who do we trust? Well, I mean, we could go either way. Nobody knows nothing yet. We haven't announced this episode yet. Do we want to say Vine pair or do we want to say Wikipedia? I'm going to do on this first one, not the triple sec

because we know that exists and I'm going to add it this first one, not the triple sec because we know that exists and I'm going to add it to it for my second round two. See how that goes. I like that. Yeah. It's good heightening. I think so. I think that's, let's see if it works without it and then. I'm looking at the bottom of this

Vinepear article. It's not saying like this is our spin or anything. It is just saying this is the Orange Whip recipe. So I don't know. I I'm, I'm surprised there's no vanilla element or that they didn't say spiced rum. I, I want this to taste like a creamsicle, but it probably won't be full creamified.

I was thinking I might for my vodka. I might use my vanilla vodka. Ooh, Mike, that is smart. And round one around two. Now you, yeah. Then what is this? Uh? How are we getting it? It has to be the same for both, right? Well, it doesn't have

to. No. Mike, I like this. Well, what I was just talking about where I want to see what the... Oh, yeah. What would that triple sec? That's a good control group, yes. Yeah, I'm going vanilla vodka. Alright, great. You want to mix these up right now? Jeff, are you going to do triple sec or no triple sec?

No triple sec. Not for round one. Okay, so we're doing the Wikipedia episode, and then round two maybe we'll try some vine pear influence. Yeah. They got enough of a plug during booze news. Yeah, right. Oh, no, that was food and wine.

Fuck! Sorry. All right, folks, we're going to go make these drinks. And when we come back for sips. And we're back with orange whips. Let's see them. That looks pretty good. Yeah, it looks good.

It kind of the top foamed up like a gin fizz a little bit, the way that there's like a tall. Ah, yeah. I didn't do a Collins glass. I meant to do that. And you get those nice, the cubes in the foamy, creamy drink going. Yeah, good, good glonk. Please let us take our sips, Jeff.

Let's do it. Let's go. Let's go, Sip. My God. You know what? I need to stir it more. You know, once I put it in and stir,

I didn't stir it. I gave it a pretty good shake. Me too. I shook the hell out of it. Is there an order to the ingredients? Like, are we trying to avoid any curdling or does it matter? I was wondering that when I made mine. Mine didn't curdle.

Yeah. I poured, you know, my two spirits in my little measurer and then my cream. And I was waiting for that cream to just like turn on me instantly. And it kind of didn't. It never did. I think the recipe would say something like drink it fast before it curdles. Add this to this first

before you add the cream or whatever. This is not bad. This is not bad. What I'm getting is a creamy OJ, right? With a nice, the sound effects of the clonk clonk is nice, but I'm not getting any booze coming through at all. Are you?

No, me neither. I'm also not getting as much snappy citrus as I might want. Does that make sense? Yeah, I know what you mean. Would you say that it's flabby? And then if you used acid-adjusted orange juice, you can make a simpler version of this? Oh tim you might be we've got the fucking citric acid left over from the fucking trickster was it was it the trickster yes yes it wasn't the freezer who

have we met we've met the trickster the freezer we had the trickster or the freezer. We met the trickster twice. Who have I been terrorized by? What traumatic villain scared me to death. Who tried to dunk Saunders? Was that the freezer or the trickster? The trickster. That's the trickster. That's why we had to make the acid-adjusted drink, so he wouldn't acid-adjust our friend Joe Saunders. Yes, good.

You're welcome, Joe, by the way. You have not heard from him since that. Yeah, we didn't really get a thank you for that. You couldn't just dust some of that powder into this drink and then have it work, right? Was that a whole ordeal? They tell you not to. It was like they told you not to do that. They tell you not to,

but I get a little liberal with the dust over here. We know about you. I've been cutting my cocaine with that and then selling it on the street to kids. Oh, citric acid. Oh, it burns our noses. Yeah, shut up, you little snot-nosed brat. That's what we call the drip.

Hey, how do you guys feel about Orange Julius? Because I have such a... I didn't get it much as a kid, but I feel so happy and nostalgic when people are like, oh, it's like an Orange Julius. I'm like we get to have one i feel like i saw it all the time i had one once or twice like my mom never got it for us but like uh i have no nostalgia for it because i don't really have anything for it for me it was just like the mall and the in the neon sign and it was just like

the front case was full of oranges too yeah the glass case it's funny there's yeah stuff you've seen them all it's like like a icy or something it's like it was always there but how many did i actually order i feel like i do i do have a nostalgia for there was a canadian version called the orange julep and they um it was the building was a big dome a big orange dome that was an orange oh i love that word there's a word for architecture if it is the thing like randy's donuts oh there is um and there's a great cross section of them at idle hour bar which is shaped like a barrel yeah yeah when you go to the bathroom it's all buildings shaped like objects so it'll be like a building shaped like a dog or a high heel or a cow patio they have the a dog shaped building that is from the movie the rocketeer rocketeer yeah

is that like an ice cream stand does it say ice cream stand on it i think so yeah there's something weird about it but yeah that i i uh that's a very california thing in the 60s right building stuff that looks like other stuff for sure very california kind of a little route 66 oh mimetic architecture we should watch uh uh rocketeer mimetic architecture i i would love to watch rocketeer. It's directed by Joe Johnston, who invented Boba Fett. He designed Boba Fett. That's why the Rocketeer looks so much like him. Can this guy design a guy without a jet pack?

I know. I know. He gets to the back of a character and he's like, no jet pack. Just shoulder blades. He's like, this outfit looks pretty good. What if two sort of cylinders stuck right there and maybe

some straps kept those in place? I told you guys that the Rocketeer is a movie, much like Willow, that in my household they were such popular movies and I did not know that these were not like Star Wars level hit movies and then you talked to other kids and i would casually reference the rocketeer and they'd be like

oh that that jetpack movie and i'm like yeah that jetpack it's got hard uh i remember seeing like in a mad magazine as a kid them making fun of the rocketeer for like not doing well or something. I was like, Oh, I don't know this movie, but I know it's bad. I'm told it's by mad.

It's bad. Rocketeer probably seemed like such a big swing. And by today's standards, it's like, that's not even, that's barely an action movie, you know? Like,

yeah, yeah. It's not your a hundred million dollar Marvel movie. It's like your, your little in between where, yeah, he's got a jet pack. Yeah. It gets around on jet pack Marvel movie. It's like you're, you're a little in between where, yeah, he's got a jet pack. Yeah.

It gets around on jet pack. Okay. It's cool though, that spoiler alert for the next 15 seconds, folks, there's a reveal that the jet packs were like a Nazi designed world war two plan. Uh,

and that's why this in the, in the rocketeer and, um, that, okay. Spoiler alert is over for kids. But that was probably the first time for me seeing kind of that, that, that trope. And it really blew me away. I was like, Oh no, my beloved jet pack.

But they're bad. I love how Disney movies or the Indiana Jones movies. It's like, all right, his enemies are the Nazis. Okay. There's no, we all can agree that that's bad.

There's every audience member is going to be on board with this. The Nazis. Yeah. But then we put a Nazi in the white house. Okay. Hey, guess what, Tim,

in a few more months, we're going to put them right back in there because people are not fucking doing the work. In therapy? See, I don't know what that means. Not doing the work. Emotional labor? Here's my thing with the voting. I want certain things to happen on the

election day coming up in November. What can I do? Thank you for not going on record one way or the other, though. I will not do that until I hear the first debate. What the hell do you do? You can canvas, canvas mike i wouldn't mind waking up in the morning what if there's a knock at my door oh i'll go see it's mike hey tim i'd like you to vote biden you son of a bitch neil campbell and i did uh some some canvassing in pennsylvania for the 2020 election trump for no for biden and uh it was only we were only going to houses that people people who were registered voters or democrat voters yeah just to remind them to it wasn't like get out the vote like don't don't get lazy

yeah we weren't going to like trump people and be like, hey. Don't go to brunch in the first place. Yeah. In the first place. And therefore leaving yourself no brunch to return to. But it's interesting. I don't know. What do you do? You volunteer, I guess.

Me? Have you read my Twitter? It's all sort of like snarky stuff. Like if there's a clip of Trump, I'll retweet it and I'll be like, I'll undercut it with kind of a snarky like, and this is the guy. I'm sorry. He's actually a hypocrite because. But Tim, that's what works.

Yeah. You got to do what works. You know what I've been doing? I'll take Trump clips, audio clips, and I'll do lip dubs to him okay i and it's good i'm just saying it's good and i'm not and that's we'll leave it at that no hey yeah we can't kind of argue with you there tim of course it's good come on i haven't been on twitter x and i mean been on it but like i haven't posted anything in a while i've kind of fallen off well you check your ds, don't you?

I don't even know if I get DMs on that anymore. I just had a great Twitter walk down memory lane that I wasn't expecting where on my Instagram, my link that I put in my bio on my personal Instagram is a link to my Twitter. And the other day I clicked on it. I don't know why I was clicking my own LinkedIn bio. Dead link. Or maybe I was like thinking it was going to change it to tour dates or something. But I clicked it and it takes me, you're still framed within the Instagram app. You know that

thing where it's like you go to a website, but you haven't really left Instagram. Yeah. App with an yeah app it starts showing me it starts showing me my x feed while i'm still on instagram and it has arranged my tweets naturally in order of like most likes to fewest likes so oh that's cool so i'm scrolling down my feed and it's all the greatest hits and I'm like, banger, banger, banger. And it's stuff that I didn't remember that I wrote. I was like, this is fucking shit, man. It was great.

Is that like an error? There used to be a thing called fave star. You remember this, right? And it would do that. It would be like on in within the app. No, I think it was like a sidecar app.

Okay. Called. And it would like show people your most faved stuff back when it was stars or yeah i guess or whatever okay but um can you just do that natively just rank them by by the hits i don't know i don't think so no because you can pin one tweet you can pin like three instagram posts but you can't go beyond that and but uh i liked it i like putting my best foot forward if someone's gonna look at my twitter because now i don't tweet and when i do the now you know when i used to tweet like three times a day twitter would bump my feed my tweets to the pot top like i would tweet something that's like

not funny at all you're a power user thank you i'm trying to get the word out about twitter i used to two two three years ago i I would tweet something that was not remotely funny and automatically get 100 likes no matter what. Now, I don't really tweet jokes anymore, but I would probably only expect 100 likes at best. And here's a weird thing I noticed when I was going back through my Instagram. One of my big classic tweets, which was Adam Sand sandler i was the the meme i was i was in click yeah yeah that i had noticed because i i've i've screenshot and posted on my instagram to brag about it and it used to have 42 000 likes now it only has 39 000 likes so does that mean that 3 000 users have left or they were bots or they were fake likes you take your likes with you when you

leave the fucking app huh you oughtn't you oughtn't i would click the button say leave my life we call we get uh all three of us get on the phone with elon and we say you oughtn't he's like i knew i knew that i knew i should i know what you're referring to you should have like your will when you when you leave you should be like give my last likes to linda underwear i would love to spread my likes out to my friends sure i don't know you can't take those likes with you where are you going you can't take your likes folks that's deep mike that's good i can't take one time in high school in earth science class, my friend Tristan, he didn't care. Me and Sean, my friend Sean, you guys know, we were smart. So we were advanced placement.

So we were in this class with all these people who were older than us, right? Astrophysicists neuroscientists cocktail podcast hosts um so sean it was really sean was one of these good grades guy went on to be a scientist so he wanted good grades tristan was was kind of doing bad in the class didn't care and was just like i want to get out of high school and he's ambivalent towards grades i well you guys know i've told you he's a what he became a Marine, and now he's a firefighter slash ski patrol. He's doing great. Yeah.

Yeah, we know Tristan. One time, we got our tests back, graded after a test. And Sean got like a 95 or something out of 100. And he was like, oh, I got an A 95 or something out of a hundred or, or, and he was like, Oh, I got an a, I wanted an a plus. And he, and Tristan was like, uh, he made some joke. Like you could have five of my points because Tristan had like a, like a 72 or something. And, uh, and, and he was like, yeah, if I mind.

And Sean was like, Mr. Can I have Tristan's five points? And then it was like, yeah, it was like, yeah. And then he gave it, he did it. And then Tristan stands up and he's like, I give away all my points to the whole class. And it was like, we all, we all got Tristan's, but Tristan took a zero. We all divided and Mr.

was like, okay, I don't know. That's divided. And Mr. was like, okay, I don't know. That's the funniest. That's the worst teacher. Like, I don't know. Like you do know you don't do that.

I think Mr. Was more excited about Tristan getting a zero than the rest of the class having inflated grades. That's super funny to have Tristan and even funnier of your teacher for allowing it all to go down. He's like, damn, I set a precedent. Now I have to stand by it. Oh, my God. Do you remember in school?

Like, I remember this in like physics class in high school, getting like getting a test back and looking at it and getting like a 40 and just be like oh fuck I don't know this shit whatsoever we've talked about how like this reminds me I was in like a math class and this kid who I thought was smart because he was a nerd you know a lot of my friends were nerds it's weird

how'd they find this one cool dude yeah I don't know Ninja Turtles is cargo pack but you know we're in um catholic school so everybody's wearing uh blazers and ties and to see a kid in a blazer and tie this is our friend or whatever it's called like nick nick gets a piece of paper and it's like yeah like a 40 or something like oh and it's like here you are a nerd in a blazer and a tie you get a 40 and it's like what's the point of you you nerd like you're not mr cool you're not you're not the uh the jock guy the whole the

whole idea is that your asset is that you're smart but when that guy gets a 40 you're like oh man it just breaks your brain because you're like i'm at an age where i'm categorizing everything there's nothing to do with you the nerd is dumb i had a wake-up call first semester of ithaca college um i kind of cruised through uh high school like i kind of was like i'm i just want a b plus or a b in every class and it's very easy to do that in high school. I was like, I just want a B plus or a B in every class. It's very easy to do that in high school. It was easy. I'll say this too, Tim. Before you go on, I feel like I was born with a sixth grade education.

I agree. Right out the puss. Past that, I was like, huh? Sixth grade education. I just knew everything. I could sound anything out. I could read books. It's fine. You write a book report on a book you haven't read and they're like yeah that's johnny germain all right like cat in the hat yeah he's a cat had that hat so what are you gonna say um then i hit the speed bump of uh sixth grade like i haven't having a study or

yeah for the first time like i don't automatically know it oh no i definitely had that too i mean i think i was like an a student when i was a kid and then like midway through high school a dips down to b but i got to ithaca college and i took a like mass intro to mass media and it's all marshall mccluhan like tv's a hot medium radio Radio's a cold medium. All this bullshit. Didn't read, you know, didn't pay attention, took the test, got a 50 and was like,

oh, it's college. Fuck me. It's college. You gotta listen to the lady. You gotta listen to that lady who stands up at the front of the lecture hall. She's got all the answers.

I think, I think you learned quickly what was once ones and twos are now ones and zeros. College night. Parody, so sloppy boys. Wait, here's a funny story that I was just reminded of about that, learned quickly what was once ones and twos are now ones and zeros college night uh parody so sloppy boys uh wait here's a funny story that i was just reminded of about that that teacher who let tristan give away all of his points the teacher who let tristan give away all of his points

this uh was a great one of the best things that ever could happen to a student um we had some sort of like sciencey competition in class and then this teacher aside from teaching at our school was also a volunteer fireman in our town and formative for tristan we we were like we had like in like lab you know you had to have normal class then you have lab and uh in the lab there was some sort of competition and it was like the best group is going to win. I'm going to give them tickets to my end. My fire department is having like a barbecue with games and a raffle and live music and all this stuff. And I'm supposed to be selling tickets for this thing.

So I'm going to give away tickets to the winning team of this lab competition that we're doing well through through the certainly wasn't me or tristan to this but through the brainiac sean we won this competition and we got the tickets and we when we were like yeah let's go that'll be funny so uh the school year ends it was like this was toward the end of the year and then the thing was over the summer we go to this fireman barbecue in the backyard of a fire department we go there and our teacher is there and he is fucking shit face drunk because all the firemen are they drink a bunch of beers they had a keg at this thing you know and it was like uh and it was so fun to see him drunk and i'm sure he's what, like 30 years old? Yes.

He's younger than we are now, of course. 34 probably. And just getting drunk with his friends. And we like talked to him a bunch and we're like, oh my God, he's drunk. And it was so fun. We had the best time. We couldn't wait to tell all of our friends and everything. So then the next summer, there's no science competition but me and my friends are like let's just buy tickets and go

to go to that time with that fireman barbecue again because we want to see our teacher drunk again we go back and he is drunk again but this time he's too drunk and he's kind of like slurred his words and his um his uh wife is mad that he drank so much and they get in a fight and she leaves oh no she like gets in their minivan and drives off and he's like oh man she's mad at me because i drank too much and we're like oh it's okay do you guys like his students me and me tristan and sean yeah and we're talking to him he's like she's mad and then um we're like uh we're like talking to him and then we're like okay well we'll give you a ride home and he's like oh thanks so he gets in the car with us and we go and we drop him and we made him just because we thought it was funny um we were in tristan's car and i was like shotgun

so i took shotgun. So that he had, he had to sit in the back seat. He's sitting middle in the back and we go and, and, uh, he's like, Oh God, she's going to be so bad when I get in there and we drop them off.

It was the greatest. Did you, did you see him then the next year? Were you seniors at that point? Uh, no, we did. Uh,

uh, we saw him the next year but we didn't mention that because it was a little too sad we just let it go how would you even bring that up his class he was he was in the hall but i never respected him again i remember once i was a senior and i was walking by his class and i the door was open i looked in and he was lecturing some freshmen and they were all respecting him. So I, uh, I threw a pencil into the classroom and then I, and I was like, Oh, that's my pencil. And then the teacher goes and he bends over to pick up the pencil and I go, and I walked up and I was like,

I just taught a generation to not respect this man. Oh my God. And I feel like he didn't even get mad at me because he's like, this guy knows too much about me. Oh no. This guy has shit on me. Oh my God. Tim, that's like the sort of thing that they would show. Well, they didn't show it, but they should have showed it.

A young Tony Soprano doing that sort of thing. I know. Why did they make young Tony like a little wimpy boy? He should have been like, hey, let's fuck with the teacher. He's like, yeah, I found a little leverage over the teacher. Instead, they were like, no, let's have him say hamburgers. Oh, cool. Hamburgers.

In the show, they talk so much about Tony like he was a kid and as he was getting powerful. Yeah, the movie should have been about that era, not before he gets that cool stuff. Let's talk to David Chase. Maybe they'll reshoot. Well, speaking of redos, would you change anything about the drink? I have a thought. This drink is good, but it's lacking. This drink is good, but it's lacking.

I either want it to be more vanilla-y, like vanilla extract or vanilla vodka, or more triple sec-y and hit with the orange. But I'm thinking instead of adding vanilla extract or something, I think I'm going to do spiced rum. That's a good idea. If I have some Captain Morgan or Sailor Jerry, i think that that will give it a vanilla vibe yeah you want a little more bite a little more bite and i might do some triple sec how much was the triple sec uh half an ounce half ounce i'm gonna do triple sec yeah i'll tell you what i'm getting maybe a little too much cream out of this whole

thing like the thing that's lingering is that cream. I agree with you. I just want to cut that. I may not take the cream down, but I am going to add triple sec and a little pinch of that citric acid. Not going to measure it too much. Just a little, a little dab just to see what that does. And then I think we're going to gonna because this is so close to being i don't know if i'm drinking the summer but like this is so close to being something like hey

i'm making orange whips you know yeah yeah yeah it's a yeah here's what it's up against it's up against remember the harvey wallbanger and the golden dream that's the competitor who will be the best of the of the orange sippers we'll find out after this all that and more coming up and we're back with round two orange whips and this is a round two unlike any other i think this is this is kind of what you want this is what you're looking for in a round two folks because man that was an interesting drink and these are good tweaks yeah i'm excited about mine. I really am. I did a Cadillac. I didn't have spiced rum, so I did a Karuba dark Jamaican rum. No vodka, guys. Two ounces of rum, because I think the vodka is a little bit nonsensical. I did do the half ounce of triple sec, and I did put about a sugar cubes amount of citric acid and swished it around with my OJ.

Great. And it's working? I don't know yet. yet well i haven't sipped it yet here we go mike what were your tweaks again i didn't i didn't think we wait on seconds i thought second sips is just go for it and then you know but i was so excited this time i sipped the orange juice and also jeff those are those are hard fast rules however you want to it it's so funny to be like i'm unclear on what we do four fucking years into a weekly podcast. As if it makes any difference. I don't think anyone listens this deep into the show anyway. Why would you? Like Tim's talking about a science teacher.

I don't think I'm going to be listening to this too much. I added triple sec and did a teeny bit less cream. I did one in, let's say, three fourths. Yeah, that's good. And did you do absolute vanilla? Yeah, same thing I did the first time, but just added triple sec. Okay. I'll say this.

I did a little too much citric acid. This tastes like a Sour Patch Kid. Me too. Sour Patch Kid. Hey, there's nothing wrong with a Sour Patch Kid. Me too. Sour Patch Kid. Hey, there's nothing wrong with a Sour Patch. This is not bad. I think what I would do if I was going to make a third round, which won't be on this podcast,

would be to replace... Jesus Christ. You said you just didn't do the vodka at all, Tim? No, two ounces of dark rum, no vodka. I would take the vodka out and then no two ounces of dark rum no vodka I would take the I would take the vodka out and then just do that as the triple sec how about that that would I think help oh this feels like it doesn't have enough taste for of triple like orangey that I want like I think I should

have done more I think you're right I think they did a weird thing split based vodka rum is like you're afraid there's going to be too much of a rum taste, which is stupid if you're going for a creamsicle thing. So I think vodka is nonsense. And I'm with you, Mike. I think a rum, I would say spiced rum and triple sec. Now you're talking this,

my, my, this acid adjusted OJ is going to fucking, this is like, it's going to twist up my gut material. Yeah. Yeah. Hmm. I should have just done but butter dusting well you guys know i mean drink it if you want but you know my my new thing is it's with a food or a drink it's not when it's done it's when i'm done

yeah but i do want to be drunk i'm having fun there you go well there you go i also know that when we finish recording this episode, we're going to record a Patreon episode about Apple Music's 100 Best Albums, which is going to come out on our Patreon a couple days before this episode even drops. And you should subscribe to that. And you want to be nice and loose for that one. I want to be loose so I can talk about the albums And not be defensive If you guys, let's say there's a Springsteen album

And you guys say you don't like it, I don't want to cry I don't want to cry over a hundred albums That could be one of his songs, man Damn, Mike Save that for the paywall Put that behind the paywall Well, let's get to the paywall, what do you think, Jeff? Yeah, let me think I just need a couple more sips at the end of every episode we jump the paywall yeah we climb

over the paywall give each other a boost for what we're here for an hour and a half just say you like it or no fuck at this point it's a hot hour 20 minutes well when it's edited down it's not an hour and a half good Good. All right. Final thoughts. Mike, you're so, you're so, I want to get out of here every single minute. Uh, uh, orange whip. Good. Oregon, orange whip. Good. Oregon, Timothy, um, orange whip, orange whip. Good. But my Cadillac version wasn't perfect meaning i've had two rounds and haven't perfected this sort of odd recipe so i like the golden dream better what was cadillac about it you you put something on top you had like a floater or something it was it was fancy

rum it was triple sec and it was citric acid what makes it the cadillac though because that's a oh i just mean it's fancy and fancy it fancying it up i was thinking a grand marnier floater type deal right like because a cadillac mark okay i got you i got you um but here's the thing it doesn't i if you guys recall in this podcast we had the golden dream which was a kind of uh from palm beach florida from 100 years ago golden Age of Cinema era type of thing. It had Galeano in it, given which on its own doesn't taste creamy. But in the context of OJ gave it more of a vanilla and it did have triple sec. It was a strained and served in a cocktail glass type of drink.

And I that's what's tricky is I like having this big Collins glass with the clunky cubes. But the Golden Dream was better. The Harvey Wallbanger was better, too. But they're all good drinks. And so, yes, I order it again. If I'm sitting next to John Candy at a Blues Brothers show, yeah, I'm getting it. Yeah, you count me in. I don't remember the taste of the Harvey Wallbanger.

Well, it was a year and a half. It's two, three years ago, Mike. Yeah. It's just a screwdriver. We should do a normal screwdriver, by the way, but it's just a screwdriver with some Galeano splashed on top. So, and that Galeano kind of gave it a little bit of a twang. And that's how you get all the variations, like a long, hard screw against a wall.

Yeah, right, right, right, right. You know, like variation of wall banger and all that stuff um for me it's an order again i don't mind the rum and the vodka i think it makes it feel like i'm making sort of like a sort of like a long island or something and also uh folks this is good for getting your vitamin c uh an overlooked nutrient in the body is it overlooked or is it the most popular vitamin people don't know this but uh strawberries have more vitamin c in them than oranges do hey you know it'll be a fun thing to do uh if yes have you guys read or know anything about nut crackers it's like the the drinks that they sell in the city like parks and stuff yeah no no yeah it's something called a nutcracker it's like a very like an alcoholic

thing you'll see people with like it looks like juice and those kind of like juicy uh almost like a uh i don't know some type of health drink. Odwalla, you know, those things that are kind of square. And I hear they're pretty good if you can find them in LA. Is there a nut thing about them? No, I don't remember where the name comes from. It's like, it's been like a thing for like years and years and years. I mean, the generic bottles of these are, yeah, that's some, I know the look of these bottles for sure, yeah. Oh,'re always in a square healthy bottle huh yeah probably because that vitamin c

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