The Sloppy Boys - 216. Vancouver (Live in Vancouver)

Episode Date: December 6, 2024

The boys kick off the pod tour in the Great White North, covering a martini-like drink named for the city itself!VANCOUVER RECIPE:1.66oz/50ml GIN.66oz/20ml BENEDICTINE DOM 1oz/30ml SKEET RED VERMOUTH1 dash ORANGE BITTERSStir all ingredients on ice and fine strain into a coupe glass. Garnish with orange zest twist or Luxardo cherry.The Sloppy Boys are coming to a city near you! Tickets available via our linktree! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Exclusively on Paramount Plus, a mountain of entertainment. ["The Big Bang"] Oh, what's up Vancouver! Welcome to the Sloppy Boys where we take a deep dive into the drink that you love. I'm Jeff Dunn along with the big hand bopper, the handstand, Mike Hanford! And who could forget Mr. Greek, the tea cat, Tim Kalpakis! Yeah! Oh yeah! Woohoo! Vancouver! What is up?

Oh! Give him dessert first Tim, I love it. How are we feeling folks? I love that. Thanks for coming out, look at this group. It's good to be in the city, it's good to see you some familiar faces out there. Sure, and some new faces. There's one person here I don't know. It's Trudeau.

Oh shit. Trudeau, lower taxes, would you please? Am I right? He did, Mike, he did. What's the problem here? Are the taxes too high or too low? Do we want more taxes? They're just right.

They're just right. Here in Vancouver, they got them Goldilocks taxes, you know? They got that shit dialed in. Just right. Just right. Yeah, here in Vancouver, they got them Goldilocks taxes, you know? They got that shit dialed in. You tell that to the pop hole I fell into earlier today. I barely got out. Do you guys wanna know something funny about what's going on tonight?

It's a Friday night show, how exciting is that? That's a good thing, but you know what's bad? You know what's happening right now in Vancouver? What? Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band! Is that true? That's now? One mile from here right now.

We gotta go. We got to go. Why are we here? Come on, folks. Doesn't that fucking suck? It just sucks because we know that this place would be filled to the brim if he wasn't playing in it. Yeah, the balcony. Plus, I bet if it was an off-night, the E Street band would be up there. They'd probably be playing up there. I'd love to do this show with the E Street band sort of

tracking the back of it. Yes! They can play whatever they want. But it's sad thinking of over at, what is it, Roger's Arena? Roger's Arena right now. Bruce is looking out into the crowd and he doesn't see his number one fan. Oh, that sucks. Where is he? I heard Tim was in town. There's another stadium around here. It's like two a little farther than where yours is and I think Fish is playing there. Jesus Christ. Right now. What? I think so. I think there's one across the other side of town where the fucking X-Men are. Are? Make Neil better not show up and I'll kill him!

Let's give it up for the Mag Man! Don't give it up for the sinister Magneto! Don't even mutant! The Magnetic Mutant! That was cracking us up backstage guys, you gotta understand. You gotta, it was so funny back there. We laughed at our own jokes back there more than we did here.

I wanna ask you two about, have you watched Shorzy yet? Remember I was telling you about the show Shorzy? No, I don't watch half the show you guys know. Do you guys know Shorzy? It's a funny show, isn't it? Shorzy. What's Shorzy? Shorzy is a show on- And really sell it. It's on funny show, isn't it? Shorzy. What's Shorzy? Shorzy is a show on...

And really sell it. It's on Hulu. I watch it on Hulu, but I imagine it's on CBC. It's on what? Crave. It's on Crave. The station where you crave all the time. And it's about a very... It's like a men's... It's not men's league. It's like senior hockey.

It's like old... They're getting paid, I guess, but they're playing for a club. It's almost like a Ted Lasso, wouldn't you say? But funnier. I think. Anyway, check it out. But I've been walking around here. Shorzy? Shorzy, his last name is Shor. Ah, okay.

It's very, it's for the hockey folks out there. You know, I don't know if there's any basketball shows. I don't know if there's any soccer shows. Is it Ted Lasso? Yeah. No, put your microphone up to your face. Yes, Ted Lasso is a soccer show. Yes. He's right, folks.

He's right. What about this setup? I like these. Get comfortable. This is nice. We don't want to look like a podcast. No, what do we look like? This looks like...

A smobcast. It's like MSNBC. Can you believe some of Trump's cabinet picks? These people don't know what the fuck Trump is? Yes! Donald Trump will have just got elected president where we're from. Some of Trudeau's parliament picks. Yeah. Yeah. Yassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Something really nice. Was it like a show related or was it kind of something personal?

It was something personal. About Jeff. Oh, I was thumping through his journal earlier today and I said, I got to bring this up. This is bad stuff. This guy's going through something. We got to talk about it on stage. My journal? Where's your journal?

What's a journal from? Is that a Wet Hot American? My journal. Yeah. Yeah. What is that from? That's good. Wet Hot American. I think it's a Paul Rudd line. A Rudd. That's a Rudd. That's a Rudd dud. But hey, how about this city, huh? We got in a day early, we could walk around and check out all the stuff, eat some poutine. We went to, what was the place last night? Bella Patate. Petite, Petite. Bella Patate. Beautiful potato. No, you had it right. You had it right. It really was a beautiful potato. Beautiful potato. No, you had it right. You had it right.

It really was a beautiful potato. Before we ate it, we were looking at it. God damn. But also, what was the bar we went to last night? And then the even, you know, the late night. The late night. We went to Two Parrots was late night. Two Parrots was late night.

Wing night. Imagine. Why? What is that? So we went. Oh, it's not the classiest spot in all of Canada? Well, guess what? We liked it. And the guy that was waiting all of Canada well guess what we liked it and we and the guy that was waiting on us was great he was helpful I think maybe in

Canada that's a sign of approval yeah yeah it's just a local thing Mike yeah okay but what was the bar before that the stock room you guys ever go to the stock room oh yeah kind of in the back of a burger place. Wonderful cocktails. Little cocktails for three little guys. It's a beautiful town. I love it. It's a we know Vancouver mainly as a city that is cheated for New York in a lot of television shows that we watch. Sure. And in fact when we released this episode as about as an audio by guess we'll say it's the New York show. Oh I mean mean, it was New York and Rumble in the Bronx, you were telling me. Yes. Is that right? Yeah, if you look in the background in that movie,

usually most people are watching Jackie Chan, but not me. I'm looking in the back. I've never seen those beautiful snowy mountains. It's such fertile ground. Amazing things can happen here like the birth of Ryan Reynolds. The Mint Mobile guy? Now was he born here or is he just a Van City guy? He's born here. He's from here. He was born here. Damn. Listen to you, Van City, that's cool. Van City. Van Wilder from Van City? Oh that's why. He planned that. His manager's planned that. That's good. You know who else is from here? Seth Rogen. You know who else? Michael J. Fox.

Michael J. Fox. That's pretty good, Tim. Thank you. I like it very much. That was Beetlejuice. Mm hmm. J. Edward. You do a good Beetlejuice. I've heard that before. Get this man on SNL. I don't do a bad.

You get that a lot? I've heard that before from people. I've even Jeff before but. All right, do we get into some booze news? Booze news, hit it. North of the border, north of the border. North of the border, north of the border. North of the border, north of the border.

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North of the border, north of the border. North of the border, north of the border. North of the border, north of the border. North of the border, north of the border. North of the border, north of the border. B-b-b-b-b-BOOZE NEWS! Hit it! Whoooo! Buzzing North of the border, north of the border Hey, what's the story north of the border? The Canucks! The Canucks! The Canucks! It's Booze News coming to you live from the hometown of Ryan Reynolds. Okay.

We're reusing anecdotes already? That was sent to us by T-Boy and if you have a Booze News theme email to the Sloppy Boys podcast at gmail.com. Interesting we did similar research to prep for the show. T-boy sent that in. T-boy sent that in. He makes great themes. Do you guys know what the Booze News is tonight? It's actually really exciting. Oh yes, I do. I want to look about it. This is kind of cool because it relates to a certain Booze Rock party band who's currently on tour with a live podcast tour. And we are announcing that we're doing a whole other run of shows.

The podcast tour continues with new dates. 2025. Yeah, actually. They don't care. They're here seeing it right now. You should clap along to all these cities we're gonna list that is not Vancouver. That just occurred to me where these are cities that are not Vancouver. But you'll be happy to know that other people will be listening to this later so it'll be good information for them. So please be happy for those people please. And these

are cities you could go to you could plan vacations. Yeah, what the hell's stopping you? Okay, we're talking about February 16th, Austin, Texas. At the Sunset Room? At the Sunset Room. I'll do a voice for each place. Sunset Room. No, no, no, each town. Austin, Texas. Howdy, Porter. Yep. Yep. Um, February 18th, Atlanta, Georgia, city winery. I got hoes. Jesus. Luda's from Atlanta. Atlanta, is it? Yeah.

He better be. Yeah, right. Not the south. Yeah. Okay, now let's see what we're gonna do with this wise guy. February 20th, Washington, D.C. Union stage. Sat Satyajit. He's good. He's good. Damn this is getting good and fun. He was fast. Okay next February 21st Philadelphia Pennsylvania World Cafe Live. Get a hoagie. That's good. I thought you were gonna do a West Philadelphia.

That's good. I thought you were going to do a West Philadelphia. I don't talk about him anymore. I love him. I love him. You love Will Smith? I love him. Oh. Did you see when he slapped Chris Rock? Slap or not, slap or not, I love him. Whose side are you on? Will's or Chris's? Listen, slap or not, I love him.

We heard you. Slap or not, you love him. Listen, it's very threatening when you say listen. Listen, I love Will Smith. We're listening. You have our full attention. I'm starting to fade on this guy. Also, you know. We need a new weirdo, come on, what do you got?

Who's weirder than that, come on. Who's the weirdo of the night? Who will be the weirdo of the night? A strong start from that guy. All right. Anyone else want to blurt something about a mischievous celebrity? Any celebrities that you support regardless of their behavior? Take him with the dates. We got a lot to do.

February 21st, no no. February 22nd, New York, New York, Gramercy Theater. New York, okay. February 23rd, Boston, Massachusetts. Haven't yet. February 25th, Toronto, Ontario, Great Hall. Hey, hey, hey! Hey, take it easy.

Shorsies from around there. Do you know who is playing in Toronto tonight? Fish? Taylor Swift. Oh! Missed me with that. Don't like it. What the fuck?

I don't really wanna go to a Taylor Swift concert. I'm not making you. Okay, I'll make you. Oh, cheers of joy. Okay, February 26, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, city winery. Ian's going? Yes. February 27, Ferndale?

What do you got? Why am I in Ferndale? Ferndale, Michigan, Magic Bag Theater. Magic Bag magic bag theater Mike we have to get that out clean magic bag theater magic bag February 28th Chicago Illinois Logan Square auditorium the Bears yes I was looking at the next one I don't know where March 1st Cudall Wisconsin x-ray arcade. Yeah. Don't you know? Oh, the Wisconsin, wait a minute. Where's Prince from?

No, he's from Minnesota. That'll be the next one. Tease head. But you know that Prince probably went to Wisconsin at some point. Yeah. He he he he he he he. He's doing his Michael Jackson impression.

Cause he was always making fun of Michael Jackson cause they were rivals. Yeah, he was doing that in jest. He was like, hey, guess who I'm doing? He he he. Last but not least, March 3rd. because they were rivals. Yeah he was doing that in jest. He was like hey guess who I'm doing. Last but not least March 3rd no March 2nd St Paul Minnesota Amsterdam bar and hall. Baby I can't wait for this tour. That's gonna be great. That's how they sound. But forget about that tour. We're on this tour.

This is the tour in the house. I forgot about this group. Hi guys. Oh, they're still here. Jesus. They're still here. Is that it for Booze News? Wrap it up!

We got a new little button board. I'm having a blast with it. Jeff, tell me those weren't self-recorded. Come on, there's some gems on there. I think I need... We're not going to need that one tonight. Nope. I think I should say right now before anyone gets the wrong idea, we don't have another guest coming. This is just going to be an open seat. If anyone's like, maybe they got Zach Galifianakis to come down. I don't know. We didn't. I think people are excited that

your phone and glasses are there. Yeah. We can kind of do this type of thing. That's good. A good visual bit to play well on the pod. Yeah for the listener I put my phone up and now the sunglasses are on the phone. In a hilarious way it looks cool. You took some an object that was inanimate and you brought it to life it's personification. I gave it a story. Personification. Was that anthropomorphic? That's right. That's when you turn like a turtle into like a ninja turtle. Yes! I bet, yeah, in the Will Smith movie, Men in Black, there was a lot of anthropomorphic stuff you were saying. Yeah, but don't you think he kind of was bad in that movie?

Yeah, he was. I don't know if he was very good in that movie, Will Smith. Oh my god. The fuck? He's beet red. He's steam shooting out of his ears. He's talking to himself, I'm going to kill those three after this show. Mark my words. I will be famous for it. Slap or not, I want them dead. Well that was pretty good booze news.

Thank you. We're already out of booze news with the... Yeah, it's wrapped up. Great. Officially. It's in the rear view. But the show is shrinking into the rear view. It's shrinking into the rear view. And now we turn our attention back straight ahead looking forward. Cause coming right at us is the drink of the day.

Whoa, shit. Oh my God. The Dio, the D. The Dio, the D, the dawn of the dead. Who's got it? Jeffy. Oh my God, it's me. Fuck. That's you, my you my man Wow all right folks

this is a fun one the Vancouver you've had oh pretty good I heard that like we those. Oh who had it before tonight? One hand shoots up? One hand had anyone heard before this? They've all had it they've never heard of it. How about this Vancouver you've lived in? So was this sort of baffling when we said we're coming to Vancouver we thought it was gonna be such a hometown favorite you guys would be freaking out. Or did you figure we'd pick the easiest possible drink for the city we were kicking off the tour with? Caesar. The Caesar is the big thing. We have done a normal episode about the Caesar. We thought about revisiting it but then when we saw the Vancouver we were like no they're gonna fucking shit.

Well, you had a Caesar today. He's had two since he's been here. I've been counting them. I had a Caesar today. We were at a bar yesterday, and I asked the bartender, are Caesars popular? He said, yes. I said, are they more popular than Bloody Marys?

He said, yes. I said, like, how much more popular? You said, prove it. Show me the salt. He did, he brought out the salt. That's all I needed to see. He said this is the normal like salt that I rim a Bloody Mary with, little pile.

And here's the celery salt that I put on the rim of a Caesar. Great big bowl. Giant vat of salt. And he's like I will go through this today. I said that's weird. But he said, he said like nine to one people are ordering Caesar's over Bloody Mary's here.

They love the clam juice up here. You guys love your clam juice. I don't get it, but. Freaks. I love it. I'm into Caesar. I like it. Oh, shit, today we were at the jam cafe. Is Kyle here?

Hell yeah. Chef Kyle hooked us up with some delicious eats at a nice little brunchy spot. I had a stick of bacon in my Caesar but then also like a pickled asparagus. Well I didn't hear about that. I saw the bacon, but I didn't see that. Oh Quite private Can I tell you something this little TMI it's gonna be your urine isn't it it only took one spear to have the weird pee smell One means and I thought the pickled Pickle away the smell. No, pickled makes it worse, it's more potent.

Britney Spears isn't named after asparagus, is it? The thing about the pee, the pee smelling thing, round of applause, who can smell that smell, the asparagus smell? Okay, but not everyone can. It's a thing you have, I don't know what you have, but you can either make the smell and smell it or not make the smell,

but also be able to smell it from other people. Make! Or your body makes the smell. I'm making some of that smell right now, baby. Or you could not make the smell and not smell it. It's, you know, the scientists are still trying to figure it out. So it's like, it's not as simple as you smell that you dealt it.

Way to spare, yes, for the Britney vegetable. There's, uh, there's cilantro is like this too, right? Some people have the, it's not just they don't like it, but they're like, the soapy thing is only, I think I have the soapy thing and I like it. I'm like, that's a soapy salsa. It tastes like palm olive to me. That's a nice clean pico to guy. It tastes like Dawn. All right can I

get back to my fucking drink please? Yes, yes. Vancouver. It's in the martini family. It's got gin and vermouth in it does it not? Like the Vesper we heard. Now for a long time. The Silvia Hotel claimed the Vancouver. You see until 1952 hotels weren't permitted to serve alcohol and in 1954 it was on the menu just here in Canada just here in Canada the Vancouver team okay for my dad was born in Montreal in 1952 do you think it's possible that it was because my grandparents were like finally getting the drink at the hotels? I think so. They

decided to make love. They said let's make a little Kelpacus. And after that well he'll have another. Wait in America did they start serving booze at hotels in 1983? Yes. Fuck! Ah! Ah! Fuck. It all lines up.

It's kind of cool. But it doesn't all line up for the Vancouver at the Sylvia Hotel. No, no, no, because recently they unearthed About Town, published in 1925, here in Vancouver. A local publication with all the fancy food and drinks from around Vancouver. There's not like an author credited, but they do say thanks to Joe Fitchett. Yes.

Joe, are you in the room? I thought we would really, I thought people would explode for Joe Fitchett. We got no Fitchett freaks in the house. Joe Fitchett was the sort of the barett freaks in the house. Joe Fitchett was the bar manager at the Gentleman's Club. Yonder, has anyone been? Nope. Like a strip club? No. In the States a general. A private club that was it was men only at first and now it's coed. It's in its second building. Oh yeah it's a social club. Gentleman's Club has implications

Jeff. It's called the Vancouver Club. The Vancouver Club, yeah. Oh, now we know it. Okay, great, yeah. Well, I shouldn't misspeak. If you want to be understood, you must be clear. About town in 1925, they list a recipe for the Vancouver as 50% gin, 30% French vermouth, the dry kind, 20% Benedictine,

dash of orange bitters and an olive. Now that's not the Vancouver we know today. But also listed in about town is the Fitchit. Wait, Fitchit! Give it up folks! So you haven't heard of Joe Fitchit, but you've heard of the Fitchit. And you couldn't connect the dots.

And this one comes with a little story. He essentially switched out the French vermouth for Italian vermouth. He said, you could do a cherry instead of an olive if you want. But there's a little story. It says, Joseph A. Fitchett, Vancouver Club head bar steward who has had no doubt thrown many a cocktail together

for you, originated this one. Of the 1,001 drinks he can mix, originated this one of the thousand and one drinks he can mix, we believe it is the best. Thousand and one? Yeah, it's like a tall tale, like he could make a thousand and one drinks. He's like Vancouver's Paul Bunyan. We can only make 215 drinks. To date. To date. Now the Fitchit bears more resemblance to the Vancouver we know today because it's that sweet red vermouth which is Italian and not no is French and not a towel what is it which is sweet red is Italian and dry is for his French so he's going sweet Italian and difference is the one we went by

and they were doing half and half. What's going on over there? We're killing with the vermouth material. It's going well. I mean, what's the difference between this, I'm talking about the French vermouth and you got the Italian vermouth. Hit him with it, Jimmy. Come on.

I could actually, Mike, you're a standup. You could use that. Oh yeah, I would love to do that type of shit. Yeah. Maybe I'll go down to kill Tony and try it out. Oh. What? I wouldn't mind killing Tony right about now.

Hey, we don't joke about that. We don't joke about that. I'm sorry, Tony Hinchcliffe. I'll never kill you. Come on the pod, defend yourself. All right, here's how we make the Vancouver. Gin. You're going to want one and two thirds of an ounce or 50 milliliters.

Pretty good. Benedictine DOM, not actually from the monks but they sell it that way. Two thirds of an ounce or 20 milliliters. Sweet red vermouth, one ounce or 30 milliliters. Dasha orange bitters, you're going to stir these on ice, fine strain into a coupe glas, cloop cloop clash, garnish with orange zest twist or luxardo cherry. Nice. Nice. Now we didn't have cloop glasses, but we have these wine glasses. Yeah. And we have a shaker, not a fucking mixing glass to stir with. And we're trying to do this thing live where

you can drink along with us at the bar. We can make Vancouver's, right? But you got some of you have it. Getting a big nod from the bar. We love that. Feel free any time of the show to go to the bar. We're not going to, it's fine if you get up. Oh yeah. The bar is right here in the room. So please stand up, get a drink, wherever you want. Get comfortable. You're going to have some fun.

It's a party vibe. Take a long with this guy. I'm gone. Hey, look at this. Not the exit sir in the bar please we got a Sarbina carpenter II sure right there that's pretty good fashion week out here shit um now Jeff you were talking about did you mention the cocktail oh yeah I mean doing so you mentioned the Sylvia Hotel in the Vancouver Club? Yes I did. Have you ever been to these places? Tim, you know I have. We went to both yesterday! Hey!

Damn. I got in a little late. I only had time to go to the two parrots. 59 cent wings. Yeah, for what looked like 15 cent links. So me and Jeff go to the Vancouver club and it's a private social club so we're like, we're not going to be able to get in. We go. Well first we tried a door that was locked. Yeah, one door was locked. And then, but that was like a side door. We went into the main door and it was unlocked.

I'm just taking them through it. But we walk in and this is a fancy place. And we get in there and a guy comes up and is like, hi. Can I help you, boys? And we're like, hi, Zerg. Cocktail. We're cocktail guys. Cocktails here.

He's like, it's members only. And we're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, Joe Fischit. Fischit. And he didn't know Italian vermouth is different than French vermouth sir. You could use an olive but you could use a cherry. We can use a cherry no but for it he he was like are you guys members and we're like no we're not but we're the sloppy boys we have a cocktail podcast this place has a lot of cocktail history so we wanted to take a look and he I think you can tell that even though me and Jeff were not

members we carried ourselves like like Vancouver Club material. Yes. This is my friend Jefferson Dutton. And to a sponsor of any current member. And Timothy Jordan Calvacos. And this dude he was a great guy Jamie yeah and he was like and he took us through he's like I got a couple rushes here we pledged no we got it we got a tour it was beautiful he took us up he showed us the bar we saw where Joe Fitchett worked so much about the Fitch man tonight the The Fitch Man. Have you guys ever even seen where Joe Fitchett worked? They have scotch lockers lining the walls.

You bring your own bottle of scotch, you put it in like, also, everything you touch here is mahogany. Every oak, pine, mahogany. You said everything was mahogany, then you walked it back. Yeah, I was walking it back. I overstated. I didn't want anyone to fact-check me on Snopes. Mahogany no! But we didn't stop there folks sure we saw where Fitchett made the call mm-hmm but we said we could get an

Uber to the Sylvia Hotel it's still standing beautiful place can people stay there? Yeah so hotel my man. I assume so. You got to pony up the bucks? Well that's how they get you. I'll do one of the most... I go to these cities, you know, five-star cities. I go to the nicest hotels. Hey, let me stay. They said you got the cashes? I'm out of here. You're gonna... hey, this is a lot... this is too stressful, man. Y'all are uptight, man, about this money thing. You're uptight, man, what happened? That topic is kind of triggering for me at the moment. I'm talking about it.

Oh, right this way, you don't have to pay anything. But we, so we went to the bar at the Sylvia Hotel and we looked at the menu, booze, Vancouver cocktail, we ordered a couple, drank them, delicious. Although we did- You guys have, you've had some experience, I've never had it. Quite experienced, yeah. We've heard and had. Also, delicious. Although you guys have, you've had some experience. I've never had quite experience. Yeah.

We've heard of that. Also, it did say on the menu, what is it? Sylvia's Own? What did it say? Tim, you were there. Oh, they were laying claim. Sylvia's Own. Ooh.

We, we, what about the About Town newsletter that Jeff talked about? That's from 1925, long before 1952. They haven't heard this episode of the podcast. I'm sure when it comes out, they'll reprint the menus. I don't need to go to Vancouver School of Mathematics to know that that's earlier than that one. You guys wanna make these drinks? Yeah.

Let's do it. All right, Vancouver, let's make some drinks and folks listening at home, we'll be right back with more Sloppy Boys after this. Timothy Chalamet reinvents himself again as Bob Dylan in A Complete Unknown, a riveting portrayal of the legendary artist's meteoric rise and groundbreaking journey. Witness the untamed spirit of a musical pioneer brought to life. From James Mangold, the visionary director of Walk the Line and Logan, this powerful film celebrates

the courage to create and the legacy of an icon who redefined music forever. Watch the trailer now and get your tickets for a story that inspired generations. A Complete Unknown, only in theaters December 25th. Oh, we're back! Mike's mixing it up. It's the sweet red vermouth. And you would say that's Italian vermouth right? Based on the smell, just because, yeah, that is Northern Italy. Yeah, that's Northern Italy for sure. Not French. Not dry.

Damn. The original recipe said use Stucci Rosso. The brand. Oh, that's a brand? Yes, I think. Oh, okay, well we got Carpano we got in Carpano hey Carpano Kelsey hell yeah you know about vermouth right this is stoogey Rosso a brand name it's in America probably it's an America thing fuck Kelsey do you know anything about Benedictine Dom?

Damn she's strictly vermouth So you love vermouth month, but you're not really in a monk month so much right I get it we learned that It's supposed to be stirred, but you can do whatever you want Stir it oh Stir it! Oh, but that's good. He's sort of shaking it in a circular motion. The drink's not moving at all. He's moving around the drink.

Whoa! Oh my god! Oh my god, he's the best dancer I've ever seen! That's good, Mike. Great job. Beautiful. Now this is served up so you're straining. Very nice how he does it it's a nice piss color that's not that's that's a dark piss color that's a nice dehydrated piss color Jeff I have got to hydrate you on this trip I gotta educate you about hydration. Water is the key. Okay, we are forgoing the Luxardo cherry or the orange twist up here, but we recommend that you garnish.

Jefferson. Beautiful. There you go. Let's see them. Thank you. Anyone have them in the audience? We got a few out there. This is a good looking drink. Well, it looks like a flat beer. If you have a non-Vancouver, put your hand down. This is for the Vancouver's only. In fact, leave town.

First sips? First sips. Oh, Michael. Wow, Michael, you've outdone yourself. Michael, you put the Sylvia Hotel to shame. I'm glad I didn't go there yesterday. I did notice at the Sylvia, it was a orange oil, punchin, swayed by the smell. Remember that? Yeah.

Like you bring it close to your nose, it was just pure orange oil. That guy also expressed an orange peel like nothing I'd ever seen. This is good. I was expecting that to like this too much. Because I think I was thinking of like... You got a bad attitude. Yeah. I know it. I know it. I don't like a lot of stuff. You got to have an abundance, Mike. A mindset, Mike.

Anyway, this is good. I feel like, even though I know, my brain knows it's gin based, when I'm sipping I'm like it kind of tastes like Manhattan, right? It's got like a sweet, what's the sweet there? Sweet red vermouth and Benedictine Don. Oh, you said you had a pint, is it sweet? It's got a little sweetness? Yeah, it's sweet and it's honey-esque and slightly herbal. You know what we should do next time we do this? Get some headset mics. Oh that way our hands would be free. Yeah. Gesture. I can do my points.

You do close-up magic. Wouldn't that be awesome if you knew how to do that? That stuff is so cool. I'm not trying to be funny. I think that stuff is really cool. And it's a damn shame that magicians are called nerds. Well, we've been to the Magic Castle. I know. I thought it was so cool. Like, watching sleight of hand stuff up close, I'm so impressed with it.

I really am. Well, it's weird because I do think I agree they're called nerds, but then also... I would never say that, by the way. No, no, you were quoting the unfair public. I was quoting society, which I'm so disappointed with. We laugh at them and we mock them, but then also remember, like the pickup artist guy, and the game guy. Mystery?

They're like, if you want to pick up chicks, you gotta do close-up magic. So maybe it's not so... It's either nerdy or extremely sexy. It's just like Urkel. It's never in the middle. That's true, man. Wait, there's something about doing... I think the nerdy thing about magic is like, it takes so long to get good at it, so you just have to like be in your room and do it. Like remember one time we were talking about, I think Tom Morello or perhaps Eddie Van Halen. Eddie Van Halen.

And we were like, these guys were just like, in their rooms all day being like, diddle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle-deedle. Yeah man, they're working on their priorities. And a lot of you look at them now, they're big rock stars, but you know. Yeah, like a shredder guitar player is someone who can move their fingers dexterously. You gotta put in your 10,000 hours. You guys don't practice podcasting?

You don't shut the door and lock it and practice podcasting? We take a deep dive into the drinks that you love. I'm Jeff. Jeff, you put up like two mirrors in your room so it looks like the... I got mustaches on a mirror and I envision you guys. You record it, edit it, full like tops and tails and then just drag it to the... This was good practice but I'm not releasing this. It's funny, there is a magic to comedy pipeline though there's a lot like oh yeah yeah Nathan Fielder

David Wayne big yeah they're being magicians yeah yeah yeah I remember we would go to like UCU shows. David Copperfield also did magic at one point. And he's funny. Name yourself after a book that's funny. Magneto. Did he make Las Vegas disappear once? Copper? Field. I went there, there's nothing. Just desert. He turned it into a field of copper?

He's in cohoots with Magneto. Oh, the master of magnetism. The master of magnets was teamed up with Blaine. David Blaine. Have you ever been to like Criss Angel? Hold on, we're in the middle of something with this Magneto thing. This is good stuff. Somebody said David Blaine and brought it back to magic for me. Back to magic? What would you do if you seriously Jeff if you you're walking home from the show you're headed to the hotel, you came across,

you're in a back alley, you see Magneto. Oh God. Kill him on sight, you talk about this. I would join his brotherhood. You get a blade and you aim it sharp, and you go at him. Magneto was right, we all know, right? Anyone? Magneto was right.

What do you mean? And he's zaddy. He was right? About what? About the inevitability of conflict with humans and that they must die. God, damn it. I knew he was right.

The whole time I didn't want to believe him. Wait, so his point is that because they're inevitably gonna die, you may as well kill them now? Xavier believes they live in peace. He's like the Martin Luther King. Magneto is like the Malcolm X. He believes that conflict is inevitable and that we got to win. You guys are the future of mankind.

Who's the Will Smith? Hey, you let me handle the X-Men stuff. Were there any X-Men named Will Smith? We'll cut to you for the Will Smith stuff. I would join his brotherhood, Tim, if I saw him in an alley. You join him up? If he'd have me.

It's like that little kid who, in the Star Wars thing at Disney, like- Bows to Vader. Have you guys seen that? A little kid. It's like, this thing at Disney is like- It's like a parade of the characters walking through. Yeah.

And little kids can come up and talk talk to Darth Vader and he either is like, do you want to join the dark side? And this little girl dressed as a Jedi goes up and she's got the saber and every lightsaber. And he's like, do you want to join the dark side? She's like... She just kneels, silently kneels in front of him. It's so funny. Like the Vader's like, no, get up, get up.

God damn it. That's so good. I like when little kids are funny. Me too. I like when full grown adults are funny. No, no. A kid with an accent on TikTok, that's the best. Yeah, that's good. Jeff and I get into some good Scottish. I've got school.

Has he drawn on my face? Has he drawn on my face? It's not funny. I've got school. And then the Father Christmas one. Yeah, that's good. That punches beard off. You guys aren't like, I'm going to go to school.

I'm going to go to school. I'm going to go to school. I'm going to go to school. I'm going to go to school. I'm going to go to school. I'm going to go to school. I'm going to go to school. I'm going to go to school. I'm going to go to school. I'm going to go to school. I'm gonna shoo. And then the Father Christmas one. That punches beard off.

You guys online? You gotta get online. So all the emails are happening online. The best place for emails online. I think so. What do you guys think about the drink? This is a nice sipper. I really like it.

It tastes fancy. Yes. This is, what do you guys think about the drink? I think this is a nice sipper. I really like it. It's tastes fancy. Yes. That golden color makes it feel like it's like a warm, soft, round honey taste. A tum no. Honey. Honey.

Honey. Honey. Honey. Honey. Honey, I drank the Benedictine. In the Shrunk the Kid saga, Honey. Honey. Honey. Honey, I drank the Benedictine. In the Shrunk the Kids saga, that's number six. Okay, they're bringing it back in 2026 and it's, honey, I drank all the Benedictine?

It's the next, like, obvious thing. They shrunk the kids, they blew up the kid, then the dad drinks a bottle of lique of liquor there's no shrinking machine or but no machine whatsoever how many movies do you think they made in that series cuz I bet you think is it just the two honey I know I bet you there's a bunch of direct to video oh honey we shrunk ourself oh yeah read them all Jeff this is these are gonna be good I'm clicking on the film franchise yes Honey, we shrunk ourselves. Honey, we shrunk ourselves. Oh, yeah. Read them all, Jeff. These are going to be good. I'm clicking on the film franchise, yes.

Honey, I shrunk my t-shirt. While you're clicking, didn't you see Rick Moranis recently? Not too recently. Within the last 30 years? Yeah. This may have been back in, this may have been 31 years ago. Yeah. I saw him in New York.

I was standing on a street trying to get into a, waiting in line to get into a bar, and I saw him walking by and he was very confused, it seemed. Out of town or? No, he had his, he definitely was looking for where he was supposed to be. He was on the phone. He was like, I don't think I'm on the right street, actually.

He's talking to his agent. He's like, Benedictine, is that really, are we sure about this? Is that big? Oh, it's gonna be big, all right. People are gonna know, right? Yeah, he's like, Benedictine, is that really, are we sure about this? Is that big? It's gonna be big. People are gonna know, right? Yeah, it's gonna be big once you put it in the fucking anti-shrink rag. Here's a problem we have with the show tonight.

Jeff, the placement of your laptop is blocking my face from one audience member right now. I know, I can barely see Liz. That sucks. We'll sign some head shots for you after the show so that you can get their full face experience. Tim, if you sit up straight you can see everybody. You sound like my fucking chiropractor. Can I say the films please? Thank you.

Honey I Shrunk the Kids, Honey I Blew Up the Kid, Honey I Shrunk the Kids the TV Show. From 97 to 2000. What? On what network? Does not count, all right. And then direct to video, does that count? Honey we shrunk, oh resounding yes. Honey we shrunk ourselves, but hey, let's not forget two theme park attractions,

Honey I Shrunk the Kids, movie set adventure, I remember that from being a kid, and sliding down a big roll of film. Oh shit. Is that what got you into the movies? Yeah. Wow, Spielberg slides it on this shit every day? Now don't say that, son.

And honey, I shrunk the audience. Oh, you guys would hate that. That's your worst nightmare. Dude, if you guys ever see them bristle. Yeah yeah I saw a shockwave just ripple through the don't even joke about that if you guys got shrunk we'd sweep you up I put you in my pocket I take you back to the States boo that's fair it's okay it's good the good thing we know that shrink rain here that sketch shrink ray from the birthday boys all what I love that we got any birthday boys fans of the house okay well we're not gonna do all our famous lines from the

show I do your lines yeah I'm Tom Purdy god, you guys don't want me to do Tom Purdy, dude. Water ski? I couldn't hear, sorry, I couldn't hear you. Yes, yes, yes, I know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about. That's good. It's a good ass show. I gotta watch that. He's stunned.

I gotta download Pluto. And Plex. Pluto and Plex. Pluto and Plex. Pluto and Plex. Sloppy Boy's album five. The Christmas album. Pluto and Plex. Pluto and Plex. Sloppy Boy's album five. The Christmas album. Pluto and Plex.

That's, oh no, that's the snowman. I thought it was Yukon Cornelius. Oh right, Silver and Gold. I gotta say, I'm, you know, last year, let's say, maybe years prior, I'd be like, oh, my Christmas stuff's out too early. I don't mind it now. I like it.

I like that it's out. I might not have that feeling a little longer. You excited for Black Friday? Oh I was talking about getting a TV. A big one. Big 80 footer. Fitter. I don't believe him. In the U.S. TVs are measured in feet. I know I probably am bluffing. I'm not gonna do that. Have you ever taken part in that at all? Black Friday you ever go and get some? I'm sure I've gotten some online deals but I've never like gone to a place and... For the tickle me Elmo? Throwing elbows yeah. Throwing elbows? But I'll still I'll go into a toy store now and still act that way around that tickle me Elmo. Hello throwing bows. Yeah no one's in the store. the store plenty of tickle me almost

I heard this was the way this is how I get a tickle me I want a Furby too Oh remember Furbies I'm not using for VH1's hey remember the Furbies remember the Furbies they did remember the 30s and then the Furbies. Did one of you guys mention like the holiday season? Oh yeah just now. Oh just now yeah. All right it's kind of a wonderful time of year wouldn't you say? Yeah it's all right. And when especially when you're up here in Vancouver around this beautiful time of year doesn't it kind of start to make you think of one guy that you're gonna hear in Vancouver around this beautiful time of year, doesn't it kinda start to make you think of one guy that you're gonna hear quite a bit around this time of year?

Yeah. One guy in Vancouver. I mean, we've talked about a lot of Vancouver natives. We've talked Ryan Reynolds. Yeah. We've talked Seth Rogen. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. But around this time of year, Thanksgiving. When there's a certain holiday nip to the air, there's a certain guy that is on our mind, and well, hmm. I think I might just put my feelings into song.

Oh wow. Oh wow. How about how? Here on stage? I'm gonna let everyone know what so they can look forward in this what's gonna happen what's going to be happening in this time of year. Cool anything else we should know? The drink of the day is hitting man. I shouldn't have had a pint of Benedictine. You are auditioning for Honey I Drank All the Benedictine. Are there scouts here tonight watching that? I thought there were going to be, but I thought Trudeau was counting for that movie.

Okay, so what I was getting at was it's around this certain time of year there's a certain kind of guy and there's, well, Jeff hit it. Jeff hit it. It's beginning to sound a lot like boo-play. Everywhere you shop, if you go to the mall or another kind of store You're gonna hear boo-play It's beginning to sound a lot like boo-play Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhh uhhhhhuhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh And don't forget, in your mom's car and also Starbucks reserved. One thing about Buble is you might think that he only has Christmas songs, but that's not true he actually has lots of normal songs. You just haven't heard them yet. Oh, wow! You just haven't heard them yet.

You just haven't heard them yet. Oh wow! Wow! Let's hear it folks! Wow! Oh wow! Let's hear it folks! Now who was that at the end? Was that Springsteen at the end? Oh Michael! That was pure Calpacus! You just haven't heard him yet! I've been hearing... throughout the show I've been distracted because in the background you can hear from Roger's arena I miss my number one fan. If anyone's got eyes on him, anyone at all.

Anyone at all. I'll do the show, but I don't wanna. I'll do it through tears. That was the appuble. He's all over the place. But he's from Vancouver. He's from Vancouver. Van City, baby.

We just had a great in years. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. That beautiful, beautiful. Oh, Michael. That beautiful, beautiful. That beautiful, beautiful. That beautiful, beautiful. Do you guys want to take a break? I just want to say, boubla is French for boobal.

Okay. I know his name is Michael Bubble. I just want to say this, Michael Bubble, I'm a fan of your show. I'm a fan of your show. I'm a fan of your show. I'm a fan of your show. I'm a fan of your show. I'm a fan of your show.

I'm a fan of your show. I'm a fan of your show. I'm a fan of your show. I'm a fan of your show. I'm a fan of your show. I'm a fan of your show. I'm a fan of your show. I'm a fan of your show. I'm a fan of your show. You guys wanna take a break? I just wanna say, buble is French for boobal. Okay. I thought his name was Michael Bubble. I just wanna say this,

I do wanna say, from coldplay to buble. I would use it for whatever, but I think that's good. I can see it. That's what you wanna say? That's just what I wanna say. I just wanna throw it out there.

We can use that for, like if I'm graduating from high school, you could use that as my senior quote. Perfect. Perfect. It's perfect. A little phrase. Why not? So I'm getting from the stage that we like the drink. Yeah. Yeah. It's fancy.

Those of you out in the audience, you're drinking it. Do you like it? Is it perfect as is or would you tweet the drink? I will say for me, it's perfect as is or would you would you tweak the drink? I will say for me it's perfect as is because there are other than gin I don't you uh and the better the the uh Dom and the vermouth are like things I don't really know what to do with them otherwise so it's making this drink feel very unique to me. What's the other thing we use Benedictine for? I don't remember because I know I have have early on. I want to say the zombie. I'm not sure. Wow.

Really? Huh? View Caray. View Caray. View Caray. That's like a horse-ling. Take a horse-ling. You know, the View Caray was invented at the Carousel Bar

at the Monteleone Hotel in the morning. Folks, you know it's the memory man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got a couple of memory mans in the audience today. Did they fly here? All right memory man can fly. My only tweak for this drink is my orange bitters are not coming through. Oh. I would goose the orange because I like the Silvia one was very orangey. Very orangey and I enjoyed that. Well we make it another round?

Because I would do another more bittery one. OK, great. So let's take a little break, podcast listeners at home. And when we come back, round two. Yeah. Woo! Woo! Woo!

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It smells more orangey. I kind of had half left so I just added to my half. It's not going to be as orange. You sort of over served Tim. He's got a towering goblet of Vancouver. He loves to drink. He's as happy as when he's drunk. Bottoms up. Where are we all? Oh, I do like the orange more. Or the more orange. Yep. That's very good. I do wish I had a little rind I could just twist and squeeze and punish all over the glass. Nasty boy. Nasty boy. Nasty man. It is good, though.

Orange bitters, I like that. I'm going to work that into my life. I could see myself putting orange bitters on a pint of beer. Am I crazy? Hey, no, you're not crazy. That sounds like a good idea. Especially some beers, they really

push the orange, like, shock top. Yeah, yeah. Blue moon, shock top. That's a damn good idea. I don't think I've ever heard. 10 years ago. In a drink or a beer at all. Well, I think it's time for our final thoughts on this drink. Oh, hey man.

Eh, eh, oh, eh, oh, eh, eh, oh, eh, oh. It's good, it's good. It's in order again. And is it, you guys are martini guys You wouldn't do this over here I would hurl this across the room. It was if it was served to me in a bar that also offered martinis Here's another fucking hurl this across the room. You know what you know what fucking ruin this and olive Yeah, why are we putting olives in this shit? But a cherry would be good.

What the fuck? A cherry would be good. It's the olive if you use the French vermouth instead of the Italian, right? Okay, but they're still putting orange bitters? Oh my gosh. Oh hell yeah. Thank you so much.

What's your name? Spencer. Spencer in the house, give it up for Spencer. Spencer brought us up some beers. Did you buy these? Oh my God, we'll pay you back. Spencer the beer dispenser. Give us your...

That's good, you should take that back into your normal life. Spencer, Spencer the beer dispenser. So where does Spencer go? Spencer, what do you do for a job? Do you have a job where you could say something like that? Yeah, I work in the lab. You work in the lab? Hey, say no more.

With a pen and a pad? Trying to get this damn label off? What type of, are you a scientist? Basically, I'm a receptionist. Okay. I'm so kind of. You're close to the test tubes than I am. And I want to...

If you're getting tested for syph that I am and I want to that's great we should stop well we know your number so maybe I should have shook your hand is what you're saying you know you don't want to bring your work home with you so it's an order again for all oh OA. I'm going to order again for sure. And I would say specifically, you mentioned it, comparing it to martini. Martini for me goes really well with dinner. It's like shing.

Dinner in a movie. It's cold and it cuts right through the steak. But I would say this is like, this is after dinner. I'm sitting by the fire. You know what I mean? This is a good fireplace drink. This is a good winter drink. This is a really, I'm sitting by the fire. You know what I mean? I'm looking at the snow. This is a good fireplace drink. This is a good winter drink. This is a really good winter drink.

You've done it, Vancouver. It's beginning to sound a lot like boo-blay. Remember that? From earlier. Yeah, that was from earlier. Ah, yes, from earlier. Yeah, this wouldn't shing right through a steak in your stomach.

It would sort of bounce off, boing, boing, boing. It would probably just kind of slide its way down your throat, give a hug to that steak, just pass its way out your urine tract. Just seeing my friend the steak. That's good. This sort of has a fast pass to the urethra because it looks so much like piss. Yeah, I know where I belong where's my brother like you right this way it's taking the carpool hey all right what's this we got new drinks over the right house you know from none other than with the big Will Smith the Will Smith will slap her himself yes some orange peels some poisoned orange

yeah the stage now I of course I'm going to eat a orange peel given to me by a man who shouts out in the crowd. So I'll see you guys at the ER tomorrow morning. Oh, that's nice. That actually dials it right in. That's amazing. See what we got. This is just what I needed.

Bounce, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. Did you guys know that the cars? This is Just What I Needed. BAM! Duk duk duk duk duk duk BAM! Did you guys know that the Cars song, Just What I Needed, it's not sung by Rick Okasek, it's the other guy? It's the other guy. It's the other guy. I don't even know anyone else's name in that band. Me neither.

You got Johnny Pontiac, Donnie Buick, and Rick Okasek. Wait, is Okasek a car brand? No. Why are the other guys? Because the band's in the car. The band's called the Car. Okay. We're getting him, we're getting him caught up.

This drink of the day is taking its toll. Dole the edge of my sharp mind. Now we were so smart at the top of the show. I know. We went like, A squared plus B squared equals C squared. I could have quoted the greats back then. Now you guys, speaking of quotes. Sure, yeah. You know, there's celebrities, you know,

who have certain quotes, you know, celebrities. That's true, yeah. Are you, keep your wife's name out of your motherfucking mouth, that's one. know, celebrities. That's true, yeah. Are you? Keep your wife's name out of your motherfucking mouth. That's one. Exactly, exactly. This, are you guys ready for the Vancouver Celebrity Impression Quiz? Yes!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Okay, okay. This is good. It's more of a challenge. It's more of a challenge. Now check out your emails. I sent you guys. I gotta log on for this? It's easy, it's just log on. I have the Gmail app, does that do?

Just log in on. Oh, now I gotta find my shit. Did you email us? Yeah, did not go. Oh, I see it, I see it. Okay, great. Are you on the WiFi? I was on the WiFi, no I'm not on the WiFi.

Well, if you have it, can I share share with you? Because I can't see it. Yeah, you can also use mine. So what we're gonna do... I feel like I'll do better on the quiz if I don't share it. Tim, you can use mine. No, no, I got it. Here we go. What we're doing here... So I've picked out some celebrities from Vancouver that we've all mentioned already on stage. Don't read it yet! Don't read it yet! Oh! So what these guys are gonna do, we're gonna go through them,

they're gonna do the impression, I wrote some little quotes for them. And we're gonna see who does them better. Does them better impression. Yes, Cerritos. I already did a pretty good buble. Does he get anything from that? Buble, oh right,

cause sometimes the quizzes on this show are a little funky in terms of the points. No, that does not get a point. Fuck my life. I'm sorry, this is straight up. Okay, so the first celebrity impression is Seth Rogen. Now Tim already did a Seth Rogen impression. But, so Tim's gonna do a line that I wrote for him

as Seth Rogen, then Jeff's gonna do a line I wrote for him as Seth Rogen. You guys ready for my Seth Rogen impression? Take a second, get into it. This is really good. Did you write this off the dome or are these real quotes? I wrote them off the dome. You saw me on my phone in bed this morning. These are not familiar quotes. I thought you were checking your socials. I haven't been on my socials in years. Okay here's my Seth Rogen and I hope I completely win. He's got the laugh kind of. No, that was my real laugh. Hold on. You did such a good job channeling him. Sure. The first time I met

McLovin was at a pool party. He was so skinny I was like whoa is that guy a guy or a five-foot board shorts wearing light pink colored bong? Pretty good. Now let's see if Jeff can outdo Tim. And he'll have a different quote. I made two quotes for him so they don't have to do the same thing. It's kind of boring. Good luck. Top that. I gotta sort of get into the mood. I'm like I'm working at houseplant. I have a dog or something. I'm making it as straight. He works hard at houseplant. He clocks in. He busts his ass all day, can't wait to get out of there. Now, as Jeff's preparing, let me just tell the crowd an interesting fact about South Rode.

He's from Vancouver, he's from this town. I told Judd I wanted to make a movie called Pink Pong King Kong, where I fight McLovin who's a 400 foot gorilla. After that I was never invited back to Judd's pool parties. Wow! Let's see, I'm gonna, do we like Tim? Do we like the J-Mon? That's Jeff's, that one's Jeff's. Fuck my love! That one's Jeff's!

But here's what I did. On the next one. Jeff goes first. Before we do that, can I tell a Hollywood story? Oh, I would love to hear about Hollywood. I miss the place and when I come up here in the sticks I'm like what? Do you guys know where movies are? I used to be a production assistant PA at Gracie Films, worked for James O'Brooks, and our friend Mike Mitchell from Doughboys, you know Mike Mitchell? I got him a job at the Simpsons as a PA. And sort of changed his life with that.

Very much so. Yeah, kind of. Got him into the whole gang. Before that, he was working on Shark. Yeah, he was. Delivering scripts to James Woods. James Woods. He's now like a huge like he's a big conservative guy right? He was back then.

I kind of turned him on to all that stuff. So there was there was a there was a Simpsons episode where Seth Rogen and his writing partner Evan Goldberg were like guest writer. They guest wrote two episodes of Simpsons per season have to not be written by the staff. So they they dole them out to like celebrity writers sometimes. And one of these episodes one season was Seth and Evan and they came in and for a week they were writing this episode and I could hear, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, coming from the writer's room. Would have Homer smokes. It'll be high, so he can't do anything. Yeah, that was a major problem.

He'll never get him out of his trailer. So then after that week, the Simpsons, the show wanted to give him a gift, so they gave him some Simpsons swag, and so me and Mitch were gonna deliver it. Seth was shooting the movie Funny People on the Sony lot. And he had a, like an RV, a Star Wagon. And me and Mitch were like, this is so cool, man.

We're gonna bring Seth his swag. We're gonna hang out and smoke with him all day. Two guys who do not smoke at the time. No. Terrified of smoke at the time. No. Terrified of it at the time. Terrified of it, but I would have, in order to hang around, if you were a Hollywood guy,

would have kickstarted my, I'm like, you know. I feel like this is how it happens, man. Sound up? If I went to that trailer and smoked, I'd be sitting next to Seth the whole time, be like, is Evan mad at me? He is, by the way. He said, he's no, but I'm mad at you.

Anyway, so me and Mitch, we have two like big, we're each carrying a box full of like Simpson's swag. We knock on the door and it's like Seth's assistant is like, come on in. And we go in, we're like, Seth, here you go. And he's like, thanks. And we're like, Evan, hey, how's it going? How's it going? And then they're like, thanks so much for the stuff.

And we're like, yeah, we're all like, thanks. Yeah, thanks so much. And stuff and we're like yeah we're all like thanks yeah thanks so much and then me and Mitch are like standing there bobbing your head yes oh do you guys want to smoke we just we were just standing there and and then I felt like I felt weird but Mitch wasn't moving so and then Seth is a super nice guy but you know he's got his assistant there as a protector so we're kind of there's a lull in the conversation and then the assistant's like Can I do anything else for you guys?

And we're like, uh, no, we're good. He's like, all right great great great great and he shooed us out of there You're like you didn't tell him we didn't smoke You could pack the bowl or... is that gonna happen? That's all right, that's alright. And I didn't smoke marijuana for another 15 years after that probably. Look at him now, he's wearing sunglasses. Now here we go, let's get back to the challenge. We can't be telling celebrity stories all night. That's true, that's true. Let's maybe hear now from Let's maybe hear now from another Vancouver native, Michael J. Fox. Ooh. Burnaby!

What? He's not from here is what I'm hearing. He's from Burnaby. Same with Buble. Same with Buble? Oh God. Okay, so the fucking challenge is falling apart is what you're telling me. Can I not call Burnaby a suburb of Vancouver?

Oh, come on! A mixed response. When someone's from from Pasadena, I don't say they're not from LA, they're from Pasadena. If you're from British Columbia, you're from Vancouver as far as I would say. Julia Child is from Pasadena. Shit. Alright, well here we go. Here's Michael J Fox. Jeff, I think you're up first. As done by Dutz. here we go here's a Michael J Fox Jeff I think you're up first as done by Dutz here we go doc Biff just dropped a dookie on the flux capacitor I try to get more of a voice crack in there doc yeah he's tough to do

it's a tough one but I don't give Tim any tips. I'm gonna emulate your, I was studying you. Okay here's mine. Now keep in mind this is Michael J Fox. Doc, Biff just squeezed a hot curler in Einstein's water bowl. Biff just squeezed a hot curler into Einstein's bowl. Damn! Jeff wins again. Damn. Y'all are twisted. Next time I'll go Jeff first on the applause and then Tim. Okay, so now we

got I believe another Vancouver Ian what are we saying here? Vancouveran Vancouverite Vancouverite Vancouverite Pam Anderson now we remember her from a certain video I don't know if you guys are old enough to watch. It was pretty nasty. Anyway, here we go. This is Pam Anderson. Who's first?

I think it's Tim's first on this one. I used to work at Binford Tools, and I know for a fact I used to work at Binford Tools and I know for a fact that Al Borland had a bigger tool than Tommy Lee. She does say that. She's tough to impersonate. That was pretty good. She says that quite a bit. Is it time for me to go? It is time Jefferson. Speak! On the set of barbed wire, I ate exactly 65 red vines a day. I also started a show called Stacked at some point. She doesn't know at what point? At some point she did.

Now we got Jeff. Oh, I don't know about that. Now Tim. That's a don't know about that. Now Tim. Damn. That's the boy right there. Damn. It is just proving that the second person gets. So we're gonna, cause it's now Jeff got two and Tim got one.

Right, so am I starting this one too? I'm coming from behind. What, yeah, who's the next? I'm coming for the credit. The next one is Ryan Reynolds. How I know we've talked about on the show Tim. You don't like it that much. I Hate Ryan Reynolds You don't come to someone's town and tell me you hate him

Did anybody see the Martha Stewart quote about Ryan Reynolds? No, what did she say? She lives near him? Oh, I saw this And it's great. She's someone was like, oh Ryan rounds is your neighbor Is he really funny and she was like no He's nice, but he's very serious He's he's funny. He tries to be funny in movies and stuff, but in real life, he's not Got you got a hand to Martha. Yeah, she tells it like it is. She's also like 80 years old, did you know that? No I didn't know that.

I don't know if that's true. She's much older than you think she is. Let me check. How old do you think Martha Stewart is? You. 75? 79. You know that for a fact?

You got that feeling. 200. Do I hear 201? 200? This man's got mummies on the brain. She can't be that old. Because prison, you know, takes off a lot of time. Martha Stewart. I would love to tell a celebrity story by the time I wrote presenter pattern

and award show for Martha Stewart, but I can't go into it. We don't have time for all my celebrity stories. I'm gonna knock everyone's socks off Martha Stewart is 83 years old I thought you said no 83 83 he's doing all right God hey can I do my fucking thing yeah please do so we're doing now this is this is Ryan Reynolds and these Alright, God, damn. Can I do my fucking thing? Please do. This is Ryan Reynolds. These are quotes from Deadpool movies.

I pulled them off of IMDB. You love Deadpool. More than me. I saw an Instagram story about a guy in New York. What was that Instagram about? He was riding a motorcycle in New York City dressed as Deadpool. The double blades on his back. That's pretty cool But right on you probably can't go too far dressed like that. They'd stop you walk around with katana blades

Yeah, guys, we're not doing geek shit tonight. I know I know but it's Ryan Reynolds stuff and we're in this town Okay, so this is Here we go Ryan Reynolds Ryan Reynolds and actually, these are quotes from his books. There are 206 bones in the human body. 207 if I'm watching Gossip Girl. But we're not judging the quote. We're judging Jeff. Okay.

Now Tim, I think you have a- That sucks so bad because he's married to Blake Lively and he's talking about having a boner for his wife. But it's also like, like, 207 if I'm watching gossip, like, it doesn't even kind of, like, he's, he must, he's gotta explain that there's a woman in the room with him. It doesn't make sense.

You don't just watch Gilmore Girls and have another bone. Okay. Mike, did you write that joke and not understand it? No, no, that's from the movie. It's real. Oh, these, the Ryan Reynolds ones I pulled off. Okay. I was like, these are real?

Biff took a shit in a toilet bowl? Dog bowl? Now Tim's a little long because I know Tim has a tough time with him, so I'm trying to give him some time. Let you live in his shoes for a little bit so maybe you could learn about him and grow a little bit. Okay, Tim, dazzle us. The people are waiting. Think about Ryan Reynolds as he's kind of like, I'm Ryan Reynolds from Mint Mobile. That's good. Stay with that. He's trying to do Jim Carrey. So the line is, I know,

right? Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie? I can't tell you, but it does rhyme with pulverine. And let me tell you, I've got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under. Alrighty then. You added that last part. He added that, he's added. He added the already then.

All right, so now what are we doing again? You first? Yeah, because we did that, he's added. He added the alrighty there. Alright, so now what are we doing again? You first? Yeah, cause we did him, okay. Do me first? Woah, woah! Here's Tim. Jeff, you are the Vancouver Impersonator of the Year! Give it up for that guy!

Give it up for that guy! You love him. I gotta say, as sad as I am to lose to you, I'm gonna be the best. I'm gonna be the best. I'm gonna be the best. I'm gonna be the best. I'm gonna be the best. I'm gonna be the best.

I'm gonna be the best. I'm gonna be the best. I'm gonna be the best. I'm gonna be the best. I'm gonna be the best. I'm gonna be the best. I'm gonna be the best. I'm gonna be the best. I'm gonna be the best. I'm gonna be the best. Give it up for that guy! Give it up for that guy! You love him! I gotta say, as sad as I am to lose, I gotta give it up for my boy. He did fantastic during that whole...

Give it up for Jess! What's going on over here? I put it in a pocket and it turned it out just to be like, it just goes right through. You're like, oh yeah, these pockets don't work. Only the two main pockets. Half of them are decoys. You're not supposed to use those. Where'd you get these?

Is this a new, were these new? It's the new me. No, but is this a current store selling this? This is Crossroads, this is a thrift. Ah, it's a thrift. A thrift and a grift. Half these pockets are fake. Well, good job on the challenge there. That was a really good challenge, Mike.

Well put together, well hosted. A well put together challenge. Let's hear it for Mike's putting together the challenge, folks. Oh, shit. Well, I never, we talked about this on the main pod. This shirt, I didn't even know I meant to bring this up in like act one. This shirt I got at the Chicago show from a guy named Anthony. Anthony!

And the plan here is if anyone wants to switch shirts then I'll wear your shirt back at the next show in Seattle and I'll give that one away and we'll just keep it going. if anyone wants to switch shirts, then I'll wear your shirt back at the next show in Seattle. And I'll give that one away and we'll just keep it going. If anyone wants to. You gotta declare it at customs. I will declare it at customs. I will declare everything. I see you, I saw one hand shoot up.

We got one. Come on up. But now you're okay to part with this shirt. Oh. For evs, come on up. You really are parting with it. Okay, wait, this is not a bad shirt though. This is- That might be, that's a this shirt. Oh. For evs, come on up. You really are parting with it. OK, wait, this is not a bad shirt, though. That's a nice shirt.

OK, this is a white button-down short sleeve. Yeah, that's a good shirt. It's got banana leaves on it. Come on in. What's your name? Brendan. Brendan, nice to meet you. I'm like, what a shirt.

Now, tell us the tale of this. I got this in America when I was in Montana, and I got it on sale. Now that's a smart guy! Never pay full price for a shirt. Well you look great is this one that you've worn too much and it's time to get rid of? Tonight yes. It's very sweaty. Nasty. See that's why we should do this early on because I'm gonna put this on. Yeah it's the top of the show. You have to. All right. Well, let's do it. I can't do my ab reveal. Oh, yeah, you have to turn your back. Okay, Mike is supposed to have a six pack of abs by Wednesday

in Los Angeles, so you're not allowed to see his abdomen. But here's the other thing. I got a nasty pimple on my back, so I don't wanna turn back. So we're going off stage. Okay. You go off stage. Me and Jeff will vamp while you guys go.

You kill some time. Okay. Here's what I wanted to say. They're all just watching him. No, they're gone, okay. Brendan's got a little bit of a Where's Waldo vibe to him huh because of the hat because the hat and glasses hmm Waldo has glasses but Waldo has more of a toque that's a toque did he have a pom-pom up there I

thought Waldo sorry toke sorry hey can you blame me? It's funny because up here you call it a toque and in America I don't even know what we call that. I thought it was toque, I really did. Beanie? But beanie has no pom pom, right? Oh, pom pom is that not consequential. All this beanie talk reminded me of another one of my Hollywood stories.

I was in Santa Barbara Montecito fancy town we're talking about this is where Meghan Markle and Prince Harry live and Oprah and stuff. I'm Driving I passed the the Four Seasons Hotel. I see the nicest house I've ever seen in my life in the TeeBird in the 2002 cherry red look at the shirt swap look at the look wow beautiful let's give it up you got to give it up well thank you so much you look yes sit here yeah sit with us sit for the rest of it doesn't matter nothing matters here in Vancouver.

Wait, you said we weren't gonna have a guest, and here we are with Brendan as our guest. Just another one of my little tricks, eh, Brendan? I truly wanna leave, but thank you for having me. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Brendan, everybody, come on, thank you so much. I truly wanna leave. A sentiment echoed in the minds of everyone here. I truly would love to leave.

Wait, Tim was leading up to a big Hollywood story. Oh yeah, okay, sorry, sorry. I missed the whole story. So, there I am in Montecito, California. Burning up the PCH and the T-Bird, man. I see the nicest house I've ever seen in my life. It looked like a hotel. Chuching. And then I pull up, I'm like, it's not a hotel, it's a house.

And then I look. That's no hotel, that's a house. And then I look, I see like the address on the gate. I see the number and I see the letters T-Y. I'm like, T-Y, what is this? What is this place? What is this place? I Google it.

I Google the address. It's the fucking Beanie Baby guy. Yes. And his first name is Ty. And I'm telling you, like I was saying, I made deliveries for James L. Brooks. I've seen Beyonce's house. I've seen all these mansions.

The night I met Jack Nicholson at his house, the nicest house I've ever seen by a fucking the night I I met Jack Nicholson at his house the nicest house I've ever seen by a fucking mile is the beanie, baby What was the most like the style of it Spanish? Mansion like like the kind of red clay tiles on the terracotta, but like I thought it was a hotel It was like the biggest most beautiful Spanish building I've ever seen. How can you live in a house like that's no good. Off of bean bags. It's too big.

Bean bag. I'd be willing to try. I'd be willing to try. You'd be willing to try, but you wouldn't last long. I could never do it. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't even try. I would do it.

You know what I would do with that Beanie Baby money? I might just donate it. Aww. To Ty? But I might not. What a weird move though to put your name on your on your gate I'm gonna see T why and assume beanie baby guy but then also the tag is Tom York yeah is David weird time if I ever like invent some beanbag animals

don't let me put Tim on the time it I'm not going to let you invent any beanbag animals. Beanbag animals. You're smarter than that. If you can't get enough boys, it's patreon.com slash the Sloppy Boys. That's where you stay abreast and on top of everything and you'll laugh more than you ever did. Vancouver, thanks for having us. We love you guys. So very much.

We've got t-shirts and we've got posters at the counter back there. Come say hi to us. Yeah, we're going to hang out in the back. We're going to be hanging out in the back. We want to meet you guys. Woo! Give it up for your boys. Give it up for your boys. Give it up for your boys.

Give it up for your boys. Thank you. Thank you, folks.