The Sloppy Boys - 226. Silk Panties

Episode Date: February 14, 2025

In honor of St. Valentine, the guys pull a drink from the "dark ages" of cocktails-- a peachy one that packs a punch!SILK PANTIES RECIPE: 2oz/60ml VODKA1oz/30ml PEACH SCHNAPPS2 dashes, optional PEACH BITTERSCombine ingredients in a shaker with ice. Shake and fine strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with peach slice.Recipe via Difford's Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What is up, Slopheads? This is Tim Kallpakas from the Sloppy Boys. I just wanted to take a quick minute to tell you something here, which is the Sloppy Boys podcast. We're going on a live tour and we're coming to your town. So we would love for you to come out and meet us and greet us. We're going to be in Austin, Texas at the Sunset Room on February 16th, Atlanta, Georgia at City Winery on February 18th.

DC Union Stage on the 20th. Philly World Cafe on February 21st. New York City Gramercy Theater on the 22nd of February. Boston City Winery on February 23rd. Toronto, Ontario, The Great Hall, February 25th. Pittsburgh City Winery, February 26th. Detroit, Michigan, the Magic Bag Theater in Ferndale on February 27th.

Chicago, Illinois at the Logan Square Auditorium, February 28th. And Milwaukee, Wisconsin at the X-Ray Arcade in Cudahy on March 1st. And St. Paul, Minnesota, Amsterdam Bar and Hall on March 2nd. And after that live podcast tour, we're going to come back to LA, we're going to get our instruments and then we're going to go back out on the road as a band and we're going

to play some live rock and roll concerts. And we're going to be in Seattle, Washington at Madame Luz on March 28th, Portland, Oregon, Holocene on March 29th, San Francisco, Bottom of the Hill, April 2nd, Los Angeles, is Shepulon out there in Frogtown, big time show for us, okay? That's April 3rd, San Diego, California at the Soda Bar, we love that place, April 4th, and then we're closing her down in Phoenix, Arizona at the Valley Bar on April 5th.

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See full terms at canada.casino.fandio.com. Please play responsibly. Hey folks, welcome to the Sloppy Boys where we take a deep dive into the drinks that you love. I'm Jeff Dutton along with Tim Kallopakis. What is up Valentine's Day stylies. And Michael Hanford. Whoa, switching it up Valentine's Day stylies. Yes it up. Valentine's Day stylies. Yes, and happy Valentine's Day stylies

to all of you at home. And to you and yours. Why did you do that, Jeff? What was the deal? I hit my microphone and I panicked. Oh. Never panic. Stay cool, stay calm.

So you thought who usually, who's the better leveler head when there's a problem arise? Let's go to Tim first. I was like, Tim, Tim. Who can I rely on here? Who's not gonna leveler head when there's a problem arise? Let's go to Tim first. Tim, Tim. Who can I rely on here? Who's not gonna freak the fuck out? Fuck, he's done.

I wanna kick off our Valentine's Day episode the way that anyone would, which is asking, Mike, you were at a monster truck rally, how was that? It was, I went with some friends of ours, Nick and Claire were in the mix, Sarah Hennessy in the group. We went kind of on a not a whim, but somebody saw it online and it was like, hey, let's who's around who wants to do this. We said, oh, we'll all do that.

We heard about these grown up and never went. And we all went and we all found it quite boring. It's a lot of sitting around weirdly. It feels like the type of event that it's like, I would think it's stupid, but you would come back from, be like, actually it's really, but then I'm like, you're just looking at a car. No, we left early.

There was a halftime with some BMX guys, like motorcycles and stuff. It was cool, and honestly it's cool when we got down close a little closer to see the trucks and stuff. Yeah, it was cool. And honestly, it's cool. And we got down close a little bit, a little closer to see the trucks and stuff. But it's loud like we had. I bought earplugs because they were so insanely loud. Why? And really like a car? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I guess there's a lot of cars.

It's monster trucks making a lot of rack. Yeah, they're bigger. Jeff, I don't know if you've seen their bigger. They're not normal. You're not looking. It's not a Nissan of rack. Yeah, they're bigger. Jeff, I don't know if you've seen their bigger monster. You're not looking. It's not a Nissan Sentra. You know, big truck, normal sized tires doing normal things. But this was our group. Our group was kind of confused. Some of them were. This wasn't demolition derby. This is just monster truck. A couple of monster trucks. Grave Digger was there doing his thing. But

yeah, it took a long time. And then we left. We ended up leaving early because it was like just too much. Yeah, too much. And also you're just breathing in the exhaust. And when someone mentioned that, I was like, oh, yeah, I'm sick now. Let's get the fuck out of here. Do you remember? You guys remember Bigfoot? I feel like. Oh, yeah.

That was our gravedigger. Well, that was our gravedigger. Oh, yeah, that was our gravedigger. But we had gravedigger back then, didn't we? Yeah, I remember gravedigger. Not all the way back then. Not all the way back. When I saw your like picture from it and I recognize Grave Digger,

I was like, that's so funny that I would like I haven't thought of Grave Digger in 30 years. I think that's great. OK, well, that's weird. Is it like his son now? You know, that's the thing. I didn't really get who if the trucks came with the drivers or just put anyone in there who can who's got the guts to tame the driver.

The different the digger, I mean, there have been six people to drive Grave Digger, one of whom a woman. Well, there was a there was one called El Toro. Toro, like he had a bull horns on him. One was a zombie. He had fake arms coming out of him. Holy shit. And oh, Gravedigger, when he did, you know, I did that little a little promo video for our Austin show there after grade.

Gravedigger did this thing. He broke whatever he did, broke his axles. And he was done. And he took a toad home. There was another one the show. He had to get towed home. There was another one too, a guy was like, sorry I was in first place, but my car broke down so I can't do it. So when you're watching, are there gimmicks like,

Mitch brought me to an AEW wrestling thing, and then you're like, they're pretty good about like, oh now the chicken wire is coming out and they're gonna cut and stuff like that. Are there heightens? Not really. I mean, there are in the sense that the different rounds are different tricks.

They jump a bus? They jump bigger stuff? No, they didn't jump anything. Smaller and smaller stuff. I left when they were just jumping, going straight up and trying to get as much air as they could, which was only 10 feet.

But still, after that, I said, I don't want to watch all these cars do this. It takes so long. Yeah. See you later. And then I went to a karaoke with the Haskell man. Yeah, that seems more fun. Okay. What'd you sing?

What did you say? What did I sing? What was a good one? Oh, you know what I sang was the killer's re can you read my mind? I've done, I've done when you were young. I've never done. Can you read my

Deeper cut there. It's a deeper cut. It's a, it was fun to sing. Cause it's been coming up on my, my Spotify nonstop. And, uh, I've sung it and I had a lot of fun singing it. Wow. Did you hit all the notes just perfectly? So I did it just so

Don't you hate it when you're looking through the binder or the app and you're like, oh, I know that song, that'll be great. And then you do it and then the verse starts. You're like, I don't know the verse. Yeah, you're like, I know good selections of the song. Or you get the song where you're like, I know this, this is fun.

And then you got to sing the chorus three times at the end. Yeah, yeah, that's never fun for you. Everyone in the group starts breaking off to keep singing it. You know, what if you're having fun singing Hook, but then again, you get to, suck it in, suck it in, you're in Tintin or Anne Boleyn,

and you're like, I didn't sign up for this. Yeah, that's when I'm passing the mic to somebody close. It's when I can trust. Somebody's like, oh fuck, now I have to. Now you have to do it. You have to you have it Well, should we get is some booze news? Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Booze News hit it I feel like a chef when I'm cooking in the kitchen Oh, ooh, ooh

So hot, gimme that, I'll be drinking I feel like a chef when I'm cooking in the kitchen Said I feel like a chef when I'm cooking in the kitchen. It's Booth News, you funky cooking dudes. Great job so far today, boys. Tim, you can trade. And Mike and Jeff are doing so good, too. I feel like a chef when I'm cooking in the kitchen.

Sent to us by Justin AK Duke of drops. And if you have a booze news theme, email it to the sloppy boys podcast that gmail doc. Thanks Justin. Nice Justin. That sounded like zap or like a sparks or like parliament Funkadelic. You know, do you know what this band sparks?

They had like a, they had like a Netflix documentary. I don't know who they are, but. I remember, and like Scott Ackerman was in it. They were like an LA. Oh, but yeah, people were like, this is the band that you love that you never heard or something like that. They're right.

I never heard them. They're like kind of funny. Is that right? But you love them? Yeah, I think they're a little lighter than air. They're just like on the lighter side. But I could be very wrong. I feel like a chef when I'm cooking in the kitchen

was a cover of a Mike Hanford original that we had sort of put a while ago, put out a APB on. Right, and then there was like a stadium version, if I'm remembering. Yeah, that was really good. Mike, have you been getting adventurous in the kitchen lately? Let me see what I, yes. Well a I got a turkey sausage the other day like a polis polish sausage

Yeah, and I cut it up really like I cut it Like you know quarter sizes, you know thin and then cut those in half and got all chiquito and I I cut those in half and got all choked up. And I fried it in the pan, added some eggs and cheese and made like a, kind of a spicy little scramble going. It was good. It was real good. And I tried to get,

I got the, I cooked the meat all the way down to like, it was like burning on the edge. You know, like, hard. Yeah, yeah, I like that. Where's the weird thing? Normally you say, then you threw a handful of raisins in there. No, no, the raisins didn't make it. I thought maybe the capers.

Capers, capers and raisins. You're like, well, for dinner I had capers and raisins. Now that wasn't me. The capers was Chris Van Arstel. No, no, no, no. You put capers in your spinach. I don't see a problem with that. That's a good idea.

No, it's green on green. It's weird. Green on green. But you see a problem with that. That's good. That's a good idea. It's green on green. It's green green, but you get a little extra taste. I might do that. Oh, the capers got that. I might do that again. No, nothing too exciting around here. Okay. Good to know. Um, for booze news today, um, I've got, I got two pieces. One of them is kind of a fun one, and one's more serious journalism,

hard-hitting journalism, which do you want to hear first? Let's hear the hard-hitting one first. Yeah. Tariffs. No. Oh. Now, we are very much, this is like a day-to-day story's changing all the time.

Everybody knows we're in essentially a trade war here. So as editor in chief of Booze News, I have, I took an allegiance, I have to cover it as it pertains to a booze. Now this is changing every day, but as of the taping of this podcast, you guys know what the deal is as far as booze coming into America?

I have trying to keep up with this, Tim, as much as I can, but it's, like you're saying, it's shifting. Tim, we're leaning on you to kind of tell us this stuff. Okay, we got proposed, Trump. Proposed? Got proposed to us. Grumpy Trumpy out there in his big White House in DC. The idea was a 25% tariff tax on imports

from Mexico and Canada. And this is not just your classic, you know, like in general life, I believe the argument in favor of tariffs is like, oh, it encourages you to buy American and it's good for, this is a more more like it's that but he's also like I'm mad at these countries because of fentanyl and immigration and it's more penalizing them. So he said it's a 25% Tariff now Mexico instant like as of right now, they've made a deal for

To kick the can the delay of these tariffs. I think both Canada and Mexico at this point have said, we want 30 more days. Did that happen just now? Yes, I think so. I think Mexico was earlier today and then Canada was. Just now. Just now.

You see how this is just like I literally was reading two bleeding edge spooze news. Just an hour before you. But I had seen Canada had counter tariffs on American products. And then some provinces in Canada are stopping stocking American products whatsoever. But as it pertains to booze, what's interesting,

and we'll see how this all plays out, you know, you got, coming in from Canada, you got your Royal Crown and your Molson, and coming up from Mexico, you got your tequila and stuff, but the biggest one is, Mudello is the number one beer in America. Yeah, interesting. So at some point, it could be before this episode even

drops, that the most, the number one beer in the country just went up 25% as well. Damn, I wonder if my t-shirt will go up in value. Now this is a Urban Outfitters t-shirt. I wonder if that, cause Bud Light was, so this is me getting conspiracy theories. Conspiratorial. Conspiratorial, theoretically.

Remember there was the big thing with Bud Light. They had a transgender spokesperson, then they didn't, and then they were fighting for trans people, then they weren't, and then it went up and down. Right. And Bud Light was number one in the US for so long. I wonder, and I know Bud Light went to, God, am I,

Bud Light went to like Dana White, the guy from UFC and tried to get him on board to help bring back the Bud Light name. Right, so getting, so, so pushing Modelo out of the way is, is good for the- I wonder if it goes that deep. Oh, my God. I mean, you know who their new guys are, don't you? Who?

Post Malone, as ever. As always. And Shane Gillis. Yep. Oh, for for Bud Light. Right. Right. Right. Right. The new spot, the new Super Bowl spot, the big game spot, folks tune in. Tuned in. Tuned in. You've already tuned into that. You've in tuned in. Tuned in.

You've already tuned into that. You've already tuned in. You loved it. You know, now, Jeff, Jeff, we obviously don't know the score because it hasn't happened yet, but do you know who's in the Super Bowl this year? Yes. The Eagles and the Chiefs. Nice. Complete and utter sports head. I think those were the two teams that were in it last time. Last time as well. Yes.

So you just learned a year ago. But see, I know sports now because I do the Draft Kings ad reads. Ah, yes. Right. Those are good reads. Those are good reads. And my God, you've gotten me. I've been using promo code sloppy boys like nuts on those. Promo code sloppy, you mean? those. Promo codes sloppy you mean? Yes. I use that for my better health.

I use it for my hymns. That one actually gives me a discount, but sometimes I put in the... Now Mike, are you aware that if you have a, start to have a gambling problem, there is help available in Connecticut? Yes. Oh yeah.

Okay. There's more in every state. In almost every state there's help. Okay great. Well that doesn't disclude Connecticut does it? No no no. You would go to HopeNY.com. That's right. It would be so funny you go

you've got a big gambling problem we're promoting it on the show and then also Mike has a huge addiction. Okay now do you want wanna hear the fun one? Yes, please. Yes, I do. I'm hitting you, sending you in the chat here, an article from Punch that came across my desk

and I got excited about. Punch. Punch.com is, how did Stoli Blueberry become a bartender's handshake? What? Stoli Blueberry. Stoli Blue become a bartender's handshake. Stoli blueberry. Stoli blue. Really? Now we have a fun history with-

Stoli orange, was it? Right, yeah, we were, after playing a show, we were in Manhattan and we had played a show at the Chelsea Music Hall, and we were asking celebrity bartender Jack Shrimp, what's an easy place to bring all our friends? And he was like, well, you go to Fiddlesticks, it's a big dive bar, and they have the number,

it's the number one purveyor of Stoli-O. Well you go to Fiddlesticks, okay, okay. Now where else? He was like, you know, they're kind of a crazy, wild frat boy bar, and they have the number, they're like the number one Stoli orange account in the city, and we were like, oh that's weird. And then we went there, and I was like, I the number one Stoli orange account in the city. And we were like, oh, that's weird. And then we went there and I was like,

I'll round us Stoli orange for everybody. And they were sold out. So we were like, damn. They weren't kidding. Even there are sold out. Then remember we walked to a different dive bar with the dear Blanca boys. And then we had Stoli flavored vodka on the brain.

So we were, but this place didn't have it. So we were like, can we have Smirnoff watermelon? These guys are paying for it. You gotta know when to, you know, what's the word? It's like you're throwing out good money with bad at that point. Right. Yeah. It's like, just call it.

You don't need to go down this rabbit hole where now you're getting absolute watermelon. Yeah, you're not compromising. Like, yeah, we kind of did it as like pack it up and go home. Just call it. Wait, before you get into this handshake, I was at a Tiki bar and I ordered a Furnit and Coke and the guy asked me if I was a bartender. I said no, but I have a cocktail show.

Didn't say podcast show. Yeah. And he was like, you know why it's the bartender. I said no, but I have a cocktail show. Didn't say podcast show. Yeah. And he was like, you know why it's the bartender's handshake, don't you? Furnet. And I said, I said, no. Did you not listen to me giving the history in San Francisco? Well, I don't know if you're going to say the same, if he's going to say the same thing you did. He said that he worked at a bar and the, the bars themselves track the main spirits like rum, vodka, tequila and stuff like that, but not so much the Likour's and Amaro's. Oh.

And that Fernet is really high proof. So for people's shifts, for their shifties, or just if they're hanging out, they would hit those really hard because they were like kind of off the books. Not being tracked. Yeah, yeah. Interesting.

That's brilliant. And yeah, it is like, it's fully boozy, like a liquor as opposed to like, yeah. Now is that fiendishly underhanded, Jeff? You know, I think it's just, if you know, you know. It's just if F-I-F-Y-K. It's funny because, hey, bartenders also love chartreuse and that's a sneaky high proof one, you know?

Ooh. Oh yeah, chartreuse, that's right. That is a sneaky one. Is that back? Oh yeah, baby. No, and these tariffs are gonna make you go crazy though. Wouldn't you think? I hope, tariffs are gonna fuck with our vinyl, aren't they?

They are gonna fuck with our vinyl. Oh no. Well, no. Hmm. Well, as I was reading it, like it seems like I saw an article about China, so it's going to fuck with our Baizhu China. But I don't know, does every country have more is it like we're going one by one? I didn't read anything about it. I think I think it's one by one. It's man to man. It's not zone defense.

The little article I saw that I didn't read was like, here are his tariffs and what his next step is Europe or something like that. So who knows where it'll end. So he's got his eyes on the Carthusian monks next? Specifically, yeah. He wanted to move some of the, he wanted to move Camp David to that monastery.

Okay, well, so yeah, I know like a bar, you know, the bartenders like to whether they're signaling to other bartenders or it's just like the end of the night and you've been a good tipping customer and they're pouring you a shot. Like this article in punchdrink.com, I said punch.com before, so punchdrink.com, the magazine is Punch. This is a great article you should read because it's talking about like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we've done the premium like for Nets Delicious and it's fancy and there's like fancy ones,

but like growing trend right now in 2025 is not to flex your fancy skills. But we know a lot of bartenders like to have a shot of Well Bourbon and a Miller Highlife at the end of the night or something like that. I think that we've talked about how weird it is when you look at the bar, like every bar ever has this big lineup of Stoli flavored vodkas. They look kind of cool. I like the one they're all together with themselves.

Yeah, and it's like, I don't know who is it. Maybe it's the guys. They look kind of cool. I don't know who is it. How the hell are you? In the same way that suburban chic trend, dirty Shirley thing can happen with customers. and there's a like, you know what? This Stoli shit is actually really great and we don't care if it's not fancy, it tastes good. So it's been first in a winky way and then people have really acquired a taste for it. And Stoli blueberry is a real big bartender drink.

But here's what was interesting to me in the article that made me want to bring it up to all y'all, which is people were saying, oh, if you get the Stoli blueberry and you put it on the rocks and you splash some soda in there and squeeze a lemon, it's a delicious drink. And I was thinking-

Blueberry and lemon. When you add the soda, suddenly I'm on board for, you know, when we go on tour and I'm trying to balance out my hydration, I like to do a vodka soda tall in a big pint glass. Right, right, right, right. Tim, I've seen you. Caught you right handed.

I wasn't trying to hide it from you. Well, you've been caught in 4K. But those are boring. So that's kind of a good use for the Stoli is like, if you're getting your big, huge vodka soda tall, why not make it a blueberry or a watermelon or an orange? Or give a little give a little flave, flavor, flavor, flavor blueberry is so like, come on, of all the flavors, it's not a party flavor. It's a superfood.

Blueberry is an odd one, isn't it? It's like even a seltzer flavor. You don't pick up like La Croix's and so lays and blueberry. And there's not like blueberry candy. It's it's just like for cereals and pies and that's it. I think the reason that that's the preferred Stoli one though is just that Stoli like nailed that flavor. It just happens to be good. The flavorists.

I don't think the people are out there craving blueberry as much as like it's the best of the flavored Stoli vodkas. But, okay. We're talking about when we do our, when we go on our live podcast tour and we do our show in New York, we were talking about maybe doing Stoli Orange

and maybe this kicks us off in a whole store. We haven't announced. Do a Stoli, do a Stoli day. Cause we've discussed all the little cities and all the little drinks and how they're going to line up folks. We just haven't told everyone yet. We haven't told everyone yet. We haven't told everyone yet.

Now, wait a second. We should release that first on the Discord. That should be like a special thing. Inside info. Behind the paywall. Yeah. OK, wait a second. So if today is Valentine's Day, that's February 14th,

our tour starts in Austin, Texas on Sunday the 16th. Maybe we go to our socials, we've announced probably. Oh, we sure, we should have by now. Jeff, let me ask you a question. Can we wrap up Booze News? I have to desperately use the bathroom. Oh yes, Michael, we can.

I don't know if you can tell, I'm squirting and squiggling all over the place. Wait a second, now Mike, when you go to the bathroom, could I use the time to talk about all of our tour dates? Yes, let's do that. That sounds oh, that'd be good. All right folks. That's it for booze news And now here with the tour report is me if you want to see us come to your town and We're doing like a live version of pod. We're also singing, we're doing music. It's a really fun night and we're gonna make cocktails. There's gonna be drink specials at the bar.

You can drink a lot. You love the show, right? Don't you wanna step into the show? Step into, as if you were Jeff stepping into video world. You immerse yourself. Tell you what, come to the fucking T-shirt table after the show. You meet Calpy K and his two co-hosts right there.

Take a selfie, man. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Think of Tim as a street art pair of pink wings on a big brick wall. Oh, we should, we should do an album cover that's the three of us standing in front of him. Instagram Wings is really basic, just like a coffee shop in Silver Lake.

Okay folks, come see us on tour, really excited. We're hitting the road as this, in the very moments when this episode is dropping. It is February 16th, Austin, Texas at the Sunset Room. February 18th, Atlanta, Georgia, City Winery. February 20th, Washington, D.C., Union Stage, February 21st, Philadelphia, World Cafe Live, February 22nd, New York, New York Gramercy Theater,

February 23rd, Boston, City Winery, February 25th, Toronto, The Great Hall, February 26th, Pittsburgh, City Winery, February 27th, Ferndale, Michigan, that's Detroit. We're talking about the Magic Bag Theater, February 28th, Chicago, Illinois, Logan Square Auditorium, March 1st, out there in Cudahy, Wisconsin, which let's be honest is a suburb of Milwaukee

at the X-Ray Arcade. And then we're closing out that tour on, let's call it March 2nd in St. Paul, Minnesota at the Amsterdam Bar and Grill. Then we're going home, we're getting our drum kit and our amps and we're gonna do a West Coast rock and roll band concert tour starting March 28th. We're gonna be in Seattle, Portland, San Francisco,

Los Angeles, San Diego, Phoenix. So come out to those shows, check our Instagram for tickets. Ooh, those are big shows, Timmy. We are certified road dogs. Do you think we're going to get it grizzled? Nah. Oh yeah, I'd mean either. Couldn't be.

Do you have any plans for the road on how you're going to keep it together? I was thinking about trying to eat a banana every morning. I was thinking Sudoku. Oh, for the mind. Home the mind. My move is a B vitamins, Tim. You might catch me doing B vitamins or Celsiuses or liquid IVs. Is one of those B vitamins B12?

And don't forget his little friend six. If you take two B6s, is that a B12? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think I'm probably also hit the, you know, like you go into a gas station and get the Odawalla or naked green juice or something like that, you know? Yeah. So you're looking out for your,

the longevity of your health. I'm looking out for the longevity of my alpha. I'm going to let myself get completely, totally bad shit drunk a couple times, but I can't be cross-eyed every single show. Yeah. It's not a sustainable model. You got to find something that works for you.

Maybe the show's where we have the day off after. So Austin, Atlanta, Boston. Boston. St. Paul. I'm getting sloshed. Oh, those are the days you're getting sloshed when you have a recovery day. Yeah, I think those are the days I'm going to get sloshed out of my fucking gourd. Well, then Hanford can drive and we can sort of...

I'll tell you one big drive I'm looking forward to. When we drive from Boston to Toronto, I'm fixing to eat dinner at the Anchor Bar in Buffalo. Yes. Now we watched the great wing hunt, the great chicken wing hunt, and the Anchor Bar is the so-called origin of the chicken wing, right? That's the birthplace. Correct. It's one of the two, isn't it? That's kind of... Yeah, because they fight about it. In the mix. I mean, it's the story of like the lady that accidentally got the chicken wings delivered and instead of throwing them out, she put hot sauce on them. That's the anchor bar. Ah, I still want to go to the or not even go do do the thing where they chop up the celery and the blue cheese in the buffalo sauce.

Yeah, we got to do the place that did that in the movie is is gone. They went out of business, but we should do it just in our life. It sounds really good. I liked when the guy, the host of that movie was like, the host of that movie, whatever, the main character in that documentary was like, it's the whole wing experience in one bite. Like it's a complicated thing.

Yeah. The whole wing experience. He's like, you don't have to dip anymore. Yeah, you put the sauce and the cruncher in the thing. You put the sauce and the cruncher and you do it all around. Michael, how was your bathroom run? It was a battle.

Man versus toilet. I'm surprised I got out of life. Yeah, you got toilet water all over your hair. Yeah, well, I was in there for a long, like I was head down in it. Well, we don't need to talk about my bathroom break. We don't need to. We're about to go into the drink of the day. Let's do that. I'm excited.

All right, folks, with booze news behind us, tour dates espoused and Hanford back from the bathroom We turn our attention to the drink of the day as we do every week for a lot of people This is the highlight of the show. Mm-hmm Some people a lot of people only want to hear up the cocktail expertly made and they don't care for our personalities What? This is the only pod guys out there making drinks. They have no other choice. So they better urgently have to listen to this. Folks, if you're a cocktail person

and you don't care about laughs or joy or anything, let us know, cause I feel like we have a good handle on the alt comedy sort of LA people. But I'm curious that I don't think we're reaching the saturation that I'd like amongst just cocktail fans. Just cocktail fans, right, right. Yeah, like I feel like there's a whole world of cocktail fans haven't quite tuned into the sloppy boys yet. But if you're an actual cocktail fan, don't you think that this podcast might be like Nails on Chalkboard where the guy, there's three guys talking and they're getting facts wrong and you can't chime in and you have to listen to them just be wrong and try to fucking not.

You mean like how earlier I said six people drove the gravedigger but it's actually more like 10 plus. Right or anything I said about tariffs with only three minutes of research. You had no you had that stuff down as far as I could tell. I had about nine minutes of research today. That's triple. Okay, okay, okay.

Well. Let's just do a good job this week. Starting now for the rest of the run of the show. Oh, just this week. Okay, let's do back to bad next week. Okay, well, our Valentine's Day. Happy boys are back to bed. We have one good episode. It gets like good reviews and then they get back to bed.

This week we go back to bad. Okay, it's a romantic time of year. The Valentine's Day drink of the day is, ooh, silk panties. Oh. You've had? Ooh. No, but they sound so, ooh.

Ooh. Ooh. Have you heard? Never heard or had. No, never heard. But I'm excited to try. It already annoyed me, the grocery shop, for this. How come? Oh, so you're not one of these doesn't like the word panties people,

it's more about the grocery shopping that pissed you off. You love the word panties. I love it. The thing that pisses me off is having a dusty old bottle in the back of the cupboard taking up space. And whenever I reach for the peach schnapps, I'm like, it must be February because it's the only time we ever fucking reach

for the peach. Is it always the Valentine's? Yes. Interesting. Oh, because of that emoji. We always do like the sexy Valentine's drinks and it for the peach. Is it always the Valentine's? Yes. Interesting. Oh, because of that emoji. We always do like the sexy Valentine's drinks and it's always peach. They gotta come up with like a sexier fruit than.

Yeah, but princess peach is the love of your life. That's right, you're right. I take it all back. I love her. Isn't, hmm, maybe cherries could be, I guess there's not really a cherry thing. Oh yeah, there's a cherry hearing. I don't know if, I don't know if peach is like

the romantic fruit that Jeff claims it is. But whenever we do like, oh, the sex on the beach or, oh, the, oh, peach is always the thing. Oh yeah, yeah, so I feel like it's once a year. Definitely. You were rather astutely, did notice something here. Cause I, this drink, as I've been researching, it was a fun one.

I had, I had not heard, certainly not had, but this drink, which is, you know, peach vodka and optional peach bitters. I'll get into the exact recipe. But this is one of those sexy drinks from the 80s you mentioned. And they range from fuzzy navel to sex on the beach. And the whole thing can in fact be traced back to

not just any peach schnapps, but de Kuyper peach tree schnapps. Very specifically. I think I probably got into this in our fuzzy naval episode, but in the early 80s, there was a dude named Earl Leroux down in Florida, and he was working for a company called National Distillers, and at the time, alcohol sales overall were in the shitter.

It's the dark age of the cocktail industry. Right. And so he had been, Earl had been tasked by his boss at National Distillers, like we need you to come up with a drink that's sweet and low alcohol so that people will buy it. And chug it. Yeah, and like, it's funny though,

because I think also, obviously it's like very sugary but I think that people kind of associate these fruity drinks with health because it's like not beer or something but like low alcohol they thought was healthy which it is but anyway one day Earl Lareau, he's sweating bullets trying to think what he's gonna do. He's pruning his peaches on his little peach tree and he says, oh. Peach. Peach, let's go. Peach.

Gadoosh. So he says, how about peach? And they launch it in 1984. I could eat a peach for hours. They launch, peach tree schnapps. You know what's funny? There's that, that's kind of a sexy and then there's the peach in call me by your name also kind of a sexy peach.

I know it is very, you know, pussy like. It's cause it's juicy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ew. Well, it's the emoji is shaped like a butt and then biting into the peaches you're saying is is pussy like it it's kind of knocking them checking all the boxes quite frankly. All right, there's no sexier fruit.

It's correct to use a peach for this. I think strawberries, cause then strawberry that's like you do the chocolate with the strawberry. Oh yeah, yeah. I get you, I don't know, it's a nice sexual fruit. Okay, Earl's boss over at National Distillers who makes the Dekyper, this is an executive named Jack Doyle and he says, I want this thing to blow up big.

So I'm gonna talk to my friend, Ray Foley. Doyle and Foley got together on this? Jack Doyle's talking to Ray Foley and I'll tell you this about Ray Foley. This is a guy that Jack Doyle always went to for advice and stuff. Ray Foley's I'll tell you this about Ray Foley. This is a guy that Jack Doyle always went to for advice and stuff. Ray Foley's this cool, clever dude. He was long time bar gender,

but he had been a joke writer for Johnny Carson. And now he was running a big restaurant out in West Orange, New Jersey called The Manor. So these guys, these comedy writers who are into cocktails, they're good kinds of guys. That's who you want to ask. Doesn't know word on whether or not he's Greek, but I think that that helps as well. who are into cocktails, they're good kinds of guys. You know, that's who you want to ask. Doesn't know word on whether or not he's Greek, but I think that that helps as well.

Anyway. Nobody knows that, yeah. So he, so Rafe always says to Jack Doyle, hey, how about this? I'm, I'm, why don't you mix the peach tree schnapps with OJ and he mixes it and he takes a sip. He says, he makes a joke. He's like, it's so, it's so fresh.

You could taste, basically taste the, you can still smell the fuzz. Did you take that long to get to that? That was a great quote. You can taste, you can taste that fuzz. Verbatim. Jack Doyle says, I love this man. And Jack Doyle sends out a fleet of salesmen with suit,

he buys them suitcases, and sends them out to bars across America and says, sell the fuzzy navel, or a Peachtree Schnapps on an OJ. So that does blow up. That becomes the number one cocktail in the country by the mid-80s, leads to the hairy navel the slippery nipple Etc reaches a peak as Eventually, the peak will be the its climax almost cheese in a way. It's orgasmic event right, right?

Okay, that's what they're getting at the peak will be spring break 87 in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, at the bar called Confetti, when Tom Pisio mashes up the fuzzy navel and the Cape Cod to invent the sex on the beach. But. Wow. It was a Pisio. Early on in that evolution, one of the first ones

just coming out of the fuzzy navel, an early one, is called Silk Panties. And. Oh. Ooh. What this one is known for is not being too sweet. Oh. called Silk Panties. What this one is known for is not being too sweet. It's not as juicy as its friends. Here it made it into the Diffords Guide and the recipe here is two ounces kettle one vodka.

Do you guys have kettle one? I got kettle one, yeah. Nah, I got Tito's. I usually do, I love kettle one, but I only have Seagram's today. Tito's will have to do. Yeah, there you go. One ounce peach tree, peach schnapps, optional two dashes of peach bitters.

Nice. Were you able to find the bitters? I do have. Me too. Cap'n Cork and Los Feliz. Now, this is the one I was mad at because I was like, is this yet another peach bottle that's just going to hang out for years? And the guy at Cap'n Cork said, no, lots of drinks use peach bitters. No, no. What are they? Oh, he couldn't name one. The Southern Sipper could be good.

How about the Southern Sipper? Yeah. Southern Sipper. I honestly, I think also just like an old fashioned I've heard of. Yeah. Some of them will just have a little peach bitters in their peach. Old fashion. I was at my liquor store with one place. I go for a some of them will just have a little peach bitters in the peach old fashion I was at my liquor store with one place I go for a lot of stuff and I said, you know, I don't you guys What do you have it? Where are your bitters? He said over behind the counter. I said, what kind of D? He's like we don't have many I said you have peach. He says you'll never believe it. I have peach bitters

Oh, yeah said I said ooh, lolly It would be kind of I guess if I was an old-fashioned guy trying to drink old-fashions every night, that would be a reason to have like 12 varieties of bitters and always. Yeah, maybe a blueberry bitter. Yeah, shit, man. Just going back to the booze news for a second. Okay, so the recipe, two one two,

much like the New York area code. Two ounces of vodka, one ounce peach schnapps, two dashes of peach bitters, pre-chill a cocktail glass. Have you guys done that? Oh yeah, I have my martinis always, always. That's Hanford's thing. Hanford always does that. Well, what you can do, Jeff,

is you do that thing bartenders do, put some ice in one and then a little blast of water and you let it sit for a second. Oh, that's nice. Prepare a peach slice garnish I don't have that do you have that I didn't get I couldn't find peaches at the grocery store it's just like a season got a season but yeah it's it's that's a funny thing in California they've got fruits and vegetables all over the place shake all ingredients on ice fine strain into a chilled glass.

Garnish with your peach slice. There you go. Okay. Now review, it was to say right here, this drink may be sweet, but despite the silly name, it's more serious than you might expect. Oh, hot, hot take. Now we picked this one also because we were looking at Valentine's type stuff and a lot of them were the, you know, sicky sweet candy type deals and this one stood out from the

pack because like you said, it had a Diffords recipe. Stamp of approval. I think also we've done recently the Elvis shot and the jelly donut shot and I kind of wanted to have a cocktail and not like a, someday we should do the blow job shot on here because it is very popular and we have a history of it. But we're sort of in our funny drink era right now. Yeah. I personally am in my flop era.

Yeah. Flip flop era for you on the beach. And for me, it's Jack by June. Not really an era. It's just sort of a thing. Oh, you're Jack by June. Nice, Jeff. I forgot about that.

Yeah, yeah. We're doing Jack by June too. I've been trying to go to the gym daily. Hanford gets healthy one, Jack by June two. Dutton edition. But even Hanford gets healthy was a peel off of Jeff's original Jack By June. Oh, I didn't know that.

No, no. I think you were the first to take your health seriously. I said, I can get abs by August, I would say. See, we need fans to make these YouTube lore explainer videos so that people get caught up on all this. The first mention of Jack By June was this. First you got to have some listeners. We got no listeners, folks. Bring a friend next time. First, you got to have some listeners. We got no listeners, folks. Bring a friend next time.

Well, we have the three of us. Yeah. Hey, Milan, let's go make this thing. Well, Milan sort of hastily. Yeah. OK, folks, we're going to go make this drink. And when we come back for since we don't sort of hassle is OK.

OK. Hey, everybody. Hey everybody. Thanks so much for bearing with Mike and Jeff. Look, I know they're not the coolest guys in the world, but they mean well and they're my friends. And truth be told, we're going on a live tour and we're coming to your town. So we would love for you to come out

and meet us and greet us. We're gonna be in Austin, Texas at the Sunset Room on February 16th. Atlanta, Georgia, at City Winery on February 18th. DC Union Stage on the 20th. Philly World Cafe on February 21st. New York City Gramercy Theater on the 22nd of February. Boston City Winery on February 23rd.

Toronto, Ontario, The Great Hall, February 25th, Pittsburgh City Winery, February 26th, Detroit, Michigan, Magic Bag Theater in Ferndale on February 27th, Chicago, Illinois at the Logan Square Auditorium, February 28th, and Milwaukee, Wisconsin at the X-Ray Arcade in Cudahy on March 1st and St. Paul, Minnesota, Amsterdam Bar and Hall on March 2nd. And after that live podcast tour, we're going to come back to LA, we're going to get our

instruments, and then we're going to go back out on the road as a band and we're going to play some live rock and roll concerts and we're gonna be in Seattle Washington at Madame Lou's on March 28th Portland Oregon Holocene on March 29th San Francisco Bottom of the Hill April 2nd Los Angeles is Sepulon out there in Frogtown big-time show for us okay that's April 3rd San Diego California at the soda bar we love that place April 4th and then we're closing her down in Phoenix Arizona at the Valley Bar on April 5th. So I just really appreciate you being understanding about Mike and Jeff and look I know it would mean a lot to them if you would come on out and see them live.

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Silk panties in hand. To the drink. The drink. We speak of the drink of course. Let's see them. Look at that. Coming in nice on the new cams. The 4K cam. Nice. Finding the focus. It's finding focus. I went for a huge martini glass because of the 80s kind of vibe I thought. Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah, that's good. Can we do a sip? Yeah, let's do it. It smells good. I'm getting swayed. Smells very good.

Oh, oh, yeah, I'm on that 1987 dance floor right now. Bum bum bum bum bum. See, it's better than all those juicy juicers that you wouldn't want to drink out on that dance floor. Yeah. You're dancing to the Beverly Hills Cop song. Not that one. Oh, which one? Not Axel F.

No, not Axel F. The heat is on. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Is that Kenny Loggins? Do you do? Do you do? No. Damn. Something fray. Walter Fray. Is that right? Stephen Fry, the he is on Glenn Fray.

Glenn Fry. That's funny because it was going fried to. Is it fry? Is it probably? Oh, is that what you mean? Yeah, yeah. That's for every for every fray. There's a fry. Oh, it's the Eagles guy. He does on his by Glenn Fry from the. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Did you guys know that the Eagles guy had like a big hit, solo hit like that? I didn't know that. I knew we did have others, I knew we had other stuff, but I didn't realize that song was one of them.

It's very Kenny Loggins-esque that it's like the guy who was like, I was standing on the corner in Winslow, Arizona, then went on to be like, whoa, whoa. Man, there must've just been like a call for that in those days. Like we need, you know, the same way. Geez, trap beats are big now. I don't know, Mike, they kind of talked about that in that in the yacht rock doc

that you did. I mean, they sort of touched on it because they they mentioned that Kenny Loggins in the era where like MTV was skewing way younger and like and like hotter. You know, you had to be like a Michael Jackson, like a young dancer. In the era where MTV was skewing way younger and hotter, you had to be like a Michael Jackson, like a young dancer. Kenny Loggins was just like, well, I'm just gonna make banger soundtrack music for Caddyshack and Top Gun and all this stuff.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, Top Gun, that's right. Did he do Footloose? Yeah. There's a lot of those hits. Wait, I was just thinking thinking about similar to Glenn Fry doing Heat is on the Eagles did take it to the limit and that's is oh From rocky I was gonna I was gonna guess scarface

Take it to the limit Yeah, I think you're right scarface Scarface. Yep. That's the Eagles. It doesn't sound like the Eagles. Isn't that weird? Yeah. I wonder who was singing there. The, the drum, who's the drummer? Does the drummer sing?

Song written by members. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, bu to the band where they all sing. Randy Melsner. Ah, Melsner. It's sort of like George Harrison singing what's the song he covered. I got my mind set. Oh yeah, yeah. It's like, it seems very, like an 80s heel turn for a guy like that. I wonder how old they were then, like if they were 40

and that was a time when it was like, okay, we're trying all our old stuff. Oh, by the way, I heard I heard some of that that Ringo Starr album that he put out just recently. The new one. Yeah. It's like, I don't know what. There's no point to music like I don't get it at all. I only heard one or two songs, but it's just like, who who is this?

Right. What if it's if it's you getting out of the house and getting stuff done? Great. That's one thing. If it's like, I mean, that's must be what it is. Because there's no is it a country album? I think it's called a country album, but I don't know how that really works. Maybe it's funny if he thought it was going to be a Cowboy Carter level. I pray that's the thing. Like, I wonder if at that point

it's even like they just put out albums and who knows what even goes out of the box. I mean, the Beatles won a Grammy last night, so did the Rolling Stones, why the fuck not? Oh really? Yeah, if you're Ringo, I'd be like, yeah sure, they keep giving me awards anyway, might as well. I wouldn't mind a Grammy.

But if you win an award and you put that album out, you know that's not good music and you just be like, maybe I could win an award for what purpose? It's about the award, you know, a sense of accomplishment. It just calls into mind, what are these awards even for? Mike, Mike, Mike.

What do we even? Mike, don't peel back the, you know. All right, all right, all right. You don't understand, when I got nominated one time for an Emmy or two times for a WGA award, it was the most fulfilling thing. I was nominated for that same, no, no, WGA award. Yeah, and it was the most fulfilling day of your life.

No, I wish I was nominated for that Emmy award. That would have been fulfilling. I could have brought you as my date. Ah, well why didn't you next time? Put your nice little dress, parading down the red carpet. Look at this arm candy. Hey folks, can you believe this? That would be so funny for people that know the sloppy boys

if there was all these tabloid photos where it's like Tim Kelbagas and then my date's Mike Hanford and he's not mentioned, but it's like Tim Kelbagas hits the red carpet. This is interesting on the, I'm looking at the Take It To The Limit Wikipedia page. And yeah, it's unique in the canon of the band's singles because it's the sole A side

which Randy Melzner sang lead. This band had Glenn Fry, Don Henley, Joe Walsh, and then they get Randy Melzner sang lead. This band had Glenn Fry, Don Henley, Joe Walsh, and then they get Randy Melzner singing one of their biggest songs. They got Melzner to do it. Hey, Randy, we're going out for lunch. You can handle the vocals here, right? Yeah, I can do that.

Sure thing. Sure thing, Glenn. I read somewhere that each of the four members of Queen wrote a number one. Oh wow. Isn't that crazy? That is crazy. I thought it was all Freddie.

And I guess that explains why. I knew that Freddie got fingered. I don't know if that's the same Freddie, Tim. I'm not, I'm sure this Freddie got fingered too. Okay. But the original Freddie Mercury doc was supposed to, or Biopic was supposed to be Sasha Baron Cohen. Sasha Baron Cohen. And the other Queen members balked at the idea and they said, well, it should actually

be a Queen movie. We can't have that. Why? Well, you know, we can do it. We're all important, which I get now that they each wrote a number one. Come on. And it's like the obvious thing is like a Freddie Mercury or a Queen movie is going to be about Freddie Mercury.

Yeah. He's the most dynamic. He's the front man. He's got the dynamic story. He died. I could see them seeing like, Hey, we probably just get one chance to do it. Maybe we all can be in there. I thought it's interesting that the doors, everybody's a, Oh, Jim Morrison.

Oh, yes. Jim Morrison, oh, huh, hmm, yes. Jim Morrison. Come on, maybe Light My Fire was written by the guitar player. Ah-ha. Now Jim Morrison sang it, but. And Ray Manzarek certainly played the organ. Now they didn't have a bass player, did they? They just had the organ.

No, he played the bass with his feet, you see, with the organ. No, really? The organ has those pedals and you, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. bass with his feet. You see with the oil. Really? So the organ has those pedals and you ball ball ball ball ball ball ball. That's his feet. Gotcha. Gotcha. Wow. I didn't know that.

Did I make that up? That sounds fake. It sounds fake, but I'm going to go with that. Let's look it up. Wiki feet.com. The the the home page is like, come on, baby, light my fire playing. It's Ray Manzarek week.

What's he doing with his feet? It's just about the most talented feet. It's like Michael Jackson. Hey, you know what I want to play with at some point is a double bass pedal. I think that would be so fun. What's that, like an octave thing? No, a kick drum.

No, no, for drums. Oh, yes. This is our drummer here I think yeah, that'd be fun like doing some of that that sort of like toxicity like Getting everything. Mm-hmm. Yeah, really. I was watching Jeff today. I watched a YouTube clip about You know, I think it was tick tock actually about like you watched a YouTube clip about, I think it was TikTok actually, about like- You watched a YouTube clip about TikTok? It was a TikTok clip and it was like a guy doing a drum fill that seemed pretty complicated.

And he was just, he slowed it down like one at a time, boom, boom, boom, boom. And then I was like, oh my God, that is so easy. But I've never, like anytime I try to think of other fun drum things, I'm like, I'll just do a drum like, doodle-doodle-doodle, I'll just try to do that faster or something. Yeah, of course.

But I need to come up with new, like, even if it's just like, pop-pop-pop-pop, on the snare or something more simple. And work that damn pedal. I mean, you're talking to the guy, I'm not a Phil's guy. I'm a Phil's guy, but that's what I'm saying. You're a Thrill's guy. Yeah, he's not timid with the toms folks Mike's no slouch when it comes to the drums

No, but I'll do it. You'll hear a lot of clack clicking of the sticks hitting each other to Jeff I was not paying attention live, but I watched a video clip of us playing in Charleston Mm-hmm playing let's party ball And you had some good fills going in there. You know that kind of thing. He's got the fills, but if he's anything like me, he's apprehensive because it's like,

I only know the one. I tell you, on my two songs where I play drums, I literally don't venture a fill because I know I can't stick the landing back on the beat after you go out to Phil Land. Ah yes, the high stakes game of Phil's here in this rock and roll band. Go see his live first.

Yeah, we're musicians, buy tickets. Jeff, I think you need to get an electric drum kit in your home. I just need to practice. I think we could all stand to practice. You need a drum pad, that's what you need. You just need a paradiddle pad. I know, I know, me too.

This is another interesting wrinkle in the brain of Jeff Dutton that we uncover every once in a while. Where? A brain that is known for its smoothness. A perfect sphere. A perfect sphere. Untouched, unmolded. Well, the one wrinkle I've noticed,

we know there's wrinkles associated with like travel or stuff like this, but Mike was like, Jeff, we should get you an electric drum kit. And we were saying like, yeah, we'll use Sloppy Boy's LLC money. And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're like, nah. And I was like, but Jeff's the fucking, Jeff's the guy that loves the gear and the toys. I thought he would leap to that opportunity.

Jeff, you love gizmos. Why would you not want an electric drum kit? I got out of the space for that. I already have a practical drum kit. I know. I know. What are you talking about? Do you know they break down to nothing? It's like a tripod. It's like nothing. I already have a lot of stuff that is like hidden deep in my closet. I'm not going to talk you into buying you a $2,000 gift.

I just thought it was funny that you didn't care. Yeah, I did dismiss it outright. I mean, it just like, I'll just never know with you. I would have guessed that's like the number one thing that you would be into is like for a little gear guy. Yeah. A toy gear thing, electronic thing you could play. You could play on a toy.

Yeah, we're getting somewhere. I'll send you guys a wish list that you can see which are interested in. Well, I just think I just think it's when Tim and I are able to and not that we do it all the time, but we're able to like practice just having your fingers feel like what it's like to be on a fretboard. The only time you're playing like when you first sit down, it's tough. It's true. Yeah.

Well, I mean, obviously the drums have an advantage there because there's no notes. It's just for them. And you can dumb down drums like way, I can. Most people can, way down. Way dumb. Okay, wait, you brought up an interesting thing though, the wish list, that you know, you can do this thing

where you have like an Amazon wish list and then our Fin Dom pay pigs and such can go go and buy us gifts yeah what the hell they should be doing that stuff but they should be doing that stuff we should make a list even if it's not even if Jeff insists on having no electric drum kit we should have a little Amazon list of fun stuff that people can buy for us and we'll say thanks daddy mm-hmm that's good it'll be like underwear it'll be like a fruit of the Loom boxers, 12 pack. BVDs and BVTs.

12 pack of BVDs and then a Trump kit. Oh, you know what I want to find for our live show is the remote, I don't know what you say. You don't need a cord that going to your guitar. Yes. Whenever I see people jumping around on stage with like a, you just patch cable flopping around. I'm like, how are they not stomping on that

and pulling it out of the base? I know. I don't know, man. I'm probably not even playing. Nah, but you see like some people get really physical. I do. Not me so much. No, but you see, like some people get really physical. I do not me so much. No, you guys do. You do a lot of like leaning around

pumping up the crowd. They don't say so disparagingly. No, no, no. I mean, you know, on the drums, it's got to be physical just to hit the skins. If anyone's listening to this, who hasn't been to a show, they're going to think we don't know what we're doing. Folks, these are pro shows done by non-pro guys. Well, this was the thing.

I had an idea, which was that we've got this enormous, ferocious podcast audience that loves cocktails. We have this second enormous, ferocious band, fan of our music, rock and roll. They love the virtuosic sounds of the Slaugher. Yeah, different sets of fans. Different, it's double fans.

They don't intersect, they don't like each other. They hate each other. Couldn't they see some way to find some type of agreement, some scene eye to eye, some kind of picture? It's our job to bring them together, Mike. I wanna do an episode of the Sloppy Boys Blowout, which is this really good Patreon show. Folks, go to patreon.com slash the Sloppy Boys.

This week we were talking about... The best expression of love. We did it, took a poll. Yes, and last week we were talking about the new Tom Green movie. We kind of talked about whatever we want over there. I was pitching we do an episode called the Sloppy Boys Music,

where these cocktail fans who are listening, who only the only thing they care about is one precise ounce of peach tree schnapps, two dashes of peach bitters. That's all they seem to care about. But I want to bring him in and say, let's talk through our discography and say, let's put away the measurements and the proportions. Oh, leave your Hawthorne strainer in the closet, folks. Leave your Hawthorne strainer in Hawthorne.

California. That's right. But we do an episode where you explain like, hey, this song is Tom Collins, oftentimes as our big ender, hey, that type of thing, you know? You know what I'd like to do with that, Tim, is what if we get some curated questions is the oftentimes is our big end or hey, that type of thing, you know? You know what I'd like to do with that Tim is

what if we get some curated questions like from the Discord? Oh, they give us some meat to get into. But like we only do ones that are like actual questions not like whose butt itches the most after shows. We said, hey, pod fans who don't under, who feel alienated by our rock and roll concert performances. Got any questions for us? Yeah.

Go ahead, folks. Scream them out. Got any questions for us? Got any questions for us? I mean, we could pose this question right here in the pod, too. If you're a main feed listener, you got questions about the band? We're the guys who know all the ins and outs of each song. How do we, how do people get us a best put subject, a band question and we'll answer

it on our band episode. We got to get back to doing like questions and viewer mail, listener mail. We got to reach out to the people, you know? Yeah. I feel like maybe 2025 we'd make another firm commitment to hearing from the fans a little more. Maybe. Well, here's an issue. I don't know what other podcasts do.

Quite frankly, I don't listen to a lot of podcasts, let alone join their fandoms. We have this very cool thing, it's called Discord, right? So a lot of Sloppy Boys fans are behind a paywall over there on the Patreon, and they're getting access to the Discord. They're having a blast and I love them. I appreciate them and I want them to keep doing what they're doing.

So now a lot of the Sloppy Boys chat has gone sort of dark as far as your Instagrams and your X and your blue sky and your TikTok because it's all the fun's happening in Discord. But I kind of miss, you know, having on Instagram, I guess this is a love letter to the Discorders. Thank you, I love you. But then also if you do make a funny joke on Discord, you do make a funny meme on Discord, put it on Instagram as well, you know.

It does help spread the word, doesn't it? It certainly does. Share the laughs with the people. Can I talk about something real quick I just found out? I was clicking around on the Diffords page. And it alerted me to a drink, or a holiday, I guess you could say, in February that I was not aware of. February 22nd, Saturday, February 22nd is National Margarita Day.

Oh, okay. That's fun. And that's a Friday, wait, no, Saturday, February 22nd. In February? In February, yes. I wonder who minted that holiday. It doesn't seem like there's much backing that up. Okay, well, this is February 22nd. We're gonna be in New York, New York at the Gramercy Theatre. I was just pitching that we do Stole Orange but

maybe we do that one. That's fun. Interesting. That could be very fun because we were we were kind of talking about New York anyway like oh New York has, we're not gonna do the Manhattan, we're not gonna do the Brooklyn again. New York is kind of dealers choice because everything's there. Yeah, New York is an interesting way because you like things that are indigenous to New York. Sure, but it's also just the center of culture in America. You could do this.

You can make anything relate to New York. Well, we've gotten away from the drink a little too much on this one. What would you do different here? Yeah, they did say it was gonna be too serious and it's gonna sneak up on you, it's true. Okay, I'm liking it, I like how stiff it is. Two ounces of vodka, one ounce of schnapps.

This is like a martini, it's a stiff ass drink. Yeah, it's gonna get you. This is gonna make for a good blowout because if you don't know, we record the blowouts right after this. I got a feeling after another round of these, we're gonna be a little zooted. I'm feeling a little flush.

What does zooted mean to you guys, high or drunk? Or is it a completely different? Drunk. Coke. Oh yeah, cocaine. Oh, it's cocaine. I think so. Tute, tute, zooted. Oh, geez. Maybe not.

I'm looking it up and it's, yeah, high. On? Well, anyway, we're going to get zooted off these things. Oh yeah, zoot suit. Zoot suit riot. Oh, yeah. Throw back a bottle of cocaine. Cocaine.

Throw back a bottle of Coke, the original one, with cocaine in it. We actually did have cocaine in it, people say. So wait, what would you change about the drink? Because I am just going to. I'm going to try without the bitters. I could I was I could go more bitters, but I'm probably coming from the same place, which is just like I did take a little bitters to the dome. Did you guys know?

Now I refused. It's interesting to me because it's a little peachy on one end. I'm like, well, that's Tim tends tends to think that's redundant with the peach schnapps. I got to also do peach bitters. But then there's people who DM me and say, Tim, no, when the hand slammer has Orgeat and Di Sorono, it's because it's a layered flavor and it's a more full almond flavor.

So maybe this is a layered. Did you know, Mike, that you had people backing you up like that online? I don't even remember what was in the fucking hand. You got people out there throwing punches for you, man. I don't I don't bet I love them. I love them for that. They got your back, man. They got my back.

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And we're back with round two of the silk panties. Ooh, an awful drink to say. Ooh, but a good to drink. A good to drink. I have one that I'm so excited about. Guys, if this isn't what a podcast, the cocktail podcast is for, I don't know what is. I made the drink, but that one ounce of liqueur

is now peach, banana, triple sec. Whoa. Now, wait a minute. You split them. Split base. And they shared one ounce. Peach, banana, and triple sec. Oh, wow.

I took a disdainful look at all those liqueurs that just kind of hang out in the back. I'm like, what am I doing with this giant fucking bottle of banana liqueur? When's the next time I'm going to make an Elvis shot? We liked it so very soon you will be. You said you liked it, so. That specific ounce, not the vodka two ounces, but that specific ounce you mentioned has more fruits than Carmen Miranda's hat.

Jeff, is this true? How does it taste, Jeff? And does it taste as a taste? Yeah. Can you taste all the fruits? Yeah. OK. I'll also say the bitters peach and orange because I had some orange. Here we go.

Who? Tropicana. Oh, wow. He made orange. What do you think, Jeff? By that, I mean, it's got a lot of. They all blend so well. Oh, man, we might. We might have a hit. That's we need to do like a fruit punch.

We call it fruit punch and put a little Fred red food diet. This feels like Hawaiian punch This feels like fruit stripe gum. This feels like five alive the tropical Dutton Well, all I'm saying is this is the beginning of something big That is because I never thought about putting those mixers all together because you just figure like oh one of them goes in So if this is the beginning of something big, you're saying it's the sphere of the cocktail world. Yes. I don't know about that because the sphere is

utilizing brand new technology. This is just the same elements. I don't know, splitting that one ounce between several schnapps, that's clever. You think that's more inventive than the sphere? If you went through the entire Hiram Walker catalog and got it all into one ounce, it would be like a fruit striped gum type experience. That's the same image I had was fruit striped gum, which is like not my favorite gum, but

I do know what you're talking about. They're all colliding so well. It's because probably they all just have corn syrup in there, but it's good. I made my silk pantyhose with no bitters this time. Oh. And it's better. No bitters is better. Bitters is no bitters.

This is a sweet little drink, though. I had a side by side with no bitters and then bitters and I was like, well, I at least definitely did notice them. But you know what was weird? I took some bitters to the dome, I took some peach treat to the dome, and on the bitters when I was thinking about,

you know how we were talking about like, why is peach a sexy flavor or like peach shouldn't, why is this so painless or whatever? Yeah. I gotta say, while there's no like logical reason, or I guess other than the shape of the emoji and the juiciness of said fruit, those are pretty good reasons. There was some, when I took the dashes of peach,

bitters to the dome, there's something. Y'all are nasty. I'm thinking about like a, like, I don't know if like girls have peach lip gloss or peach perfume. Not so much these days, but maybe more back with someone you would have dated in high school or college. But there was something I think when, when, when we were in like middle school, I remember like peach, smelling peach stuff all the time. It's giving Delia's, it's giving Claire's. Yeah.

Right. Lip smackers. Lip smackers, Mike. For the win. But that's weird because you're saying Delia's, Claire's, this make it seem sort of more like a Vopito drink. Yeah, okay, sorry. Well, you say 90s.

Hey, the peat. Oh, Martini here on the pie. Did you guys see my funny Instagram or I went to the dentist and they opened up the the X-ray thing and I there was a there's like little tissue box sized things full of rubber gloves. And this one, somebody wrote on it in Sharpie. P E D O. That's so fucking funny, I love it. On the gloves?

Yeah, it was just some box of like, what looked like rubber gloves and it said PEDO. And so I was like, what kind of fucking dentist's office is this? But I think it was booties maybe for the feet. That's a charitable interpretation. Oh, and. No, I guess that's not ped, that's pod.

No, ped is for feet. Really? Pod is this, uh, shit. Oh, it's a pod. P-E-D is ped for like feet. Really? Like biped, yes, it would be like bipod. Oh, biped, yes.

But I was thinking podiatrist, So you know how I got there. Ah, I see. I see. But the word is podiatrist. Yeah. My, my, my podiatrist met my pederast one time. That was an awkward. You don't hear that one as much. It's an awkward side. Sure. You want to keep those separate. Oh, world's colliding. My final review is I like this as an order again because of the sexy, sexy named eighties spring break cocktails. This is probably my favorite. It's not a juice belly thing and I can drink it at night. Like

I would, I would have a sex on the beach at the beach during the day, but not out on the dance floor. It's a matter on the dance floor. It's a matter on the dance floor. You're on the dance floor. You better not drink a peach. Oh, this was an order again for me to. You better not fuck a peach.

That should be a call. That should be a call me by your name. So they put it back in the movie. Re-released in theaters with new song. call me by your name. They put it back in the movie. Re-release in theaters with new song. That's the only change. What news? Movie from 2017 coming back now. In the salt burn year, that summer I went to Provincetown

and I was walking past a huge gay bar and I heard throbbing from the dance floor, that Murder on the Dance Floor song and I was like, what could be more perfect that there was like a very famous dancey banger throwbacky song that is kind of got this like, you know, like glammy kitsch to it, but then also was the song famous for the dude dancing naked and flopping his dick around. I was like, what a, what a gift to the DJs of the gay dance club scene. Yeah, right. Exactly. Perfect.

That's our show. Follow us. Wait. I have a quiz. Oh, fucking heck. Oh, yeah. I forgot you said this. All right, folks, the drink is a sneaker upper, an official sneaker upper. Oh, I didn't give final thoughts or did I? You did not. Hold on, let me just say, I like this drink, it's okay.

When I did the multiple fruits, like whatever you got lying around, it gets it away from that cloying peach. Peach I just find synonymous with like a stunty, sexy drink and I don't care for that. Yeah. And so like if you can do like a little fruit punch thing, yeah, just you have an ounce worth. You can do whatever you want in that ounce. It's your ounce. Jeff, when you mix fruits together, you said orange is coming to the forefront. I just said Tropicana because I was trying to conjure tropical. Are you getting, did they blend together in a way

that just tastes like a bunch of fruits? That's nice. Yes, like it's great. I can't tell where the banana starts and the peach ends. I like this as a future Dutton silk panties, Dutton panties type of drink, which is all the fruits of the rainbow and vodka. Ooh, Dutton panties.

Cause look guys, I also feel like in the same way that a band sits around and is like, we need a hit, I feel like our pod could be the breeding ground for the hits, the cocktail, the new cocktail hits of the 20s. That would make us blow the fuck up. The hits just keep coming. If we had a hit cocktail that made us so famous that I can't even walk down the street.

We're reviewing cocktails and we're educating, sure, but then also here we're putting in the work and developing the best cocktails. I love this. And Jeff, I think there's something too. It's like a micro version of how Long Island Ice Tea has all the liquors. If you do all the fruit schnapps, but in just one ounce, you're running the gamut of the whole rainbow.

It's very good. You're running the gamut. You're running a gamble there too. It's called the gamut. Just drink. The gamut gimlet. Ooh. You're running the gamut.

It's a real gamble. And it's the queen's gamble. And it's... Okay, wait a second. Now you guys have heard of Valentine's Day, but have you heard of the Valentine's Day quiz? Yes. No, I, Mike, and you haven't either. You haven't heard of the Valentine's Day quiz.

I love it. Oh, yo, you love it. Mike loves it. Okay, he's heard of it, he loves it, okay. Well, he's happy that it's happening then. Okay, that's great. Okay, he loves it, okay. Well, he's happy that it's happening then, okay, that's great. Okay, I'm gonna ask you some question, Valentine's Day themed questions,

and you guys blurt out the answers, you ready? Ooh, yes, Cupid. Winner gets a box of chocolates. Ooh. Okay, question one. How many sperm does the average dude have per launch? Per launch? A whole launch, okay.

30 billion. Nah, I'm gonna say seven million. Jeff wins it, the answer is 250 million. Wow. Is the average, the average, the average. The average launch. Dude. I was thinking we should do a blowout

where we compare spring. You brought that up before, and I think it was quickly shut down. They did it on Jackass. Yeah, they did it on Jackass, Mike. So how would we do it again? Go ahead, Tim. Question two. How many boners does the average dude our age

pop per night when he's sleeping? Per night? Now our age, you mean like 25 to 40? 21 to 24. I'm gonna say three boners popped. Six. Michael nailed it, Three exactly. Wow. Two to four, two to four.

Now Jeff, you might be more like these 20 something guys popping all these boners all night, but a guy our age, three per night. You know what'll happen is I'll- You'll pop it all pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. I'll get them and they'll subside really quickly. So it'll be like, and I'll wake up, I'll go, oh, that still counts. Ouch. Right. What constitutes a boner? If you have a boner Ouch! Right, what constitutes a boner?

If you have a boner for one second, is it a boner? Wait, wait dude, I think I fucked up the audio because I was shouting, is everybody still here? Well I also fucked up because my parents just called and should I loop them in and ask them about boners? You probably know it. Okay. It's one one, now question three.

How many eggs does the average chick have when she's born? 4,000? No, 5,000. Jeff wins 1.5 million. Oh shit. Is the average, not all chicks, but the average. Isn't that, so we're making sperm all the time. Ladies are born with all of their eggs.

Right, right. So maybe she's born with it. Maybe we should do a whole campaign about that. Isn't that funny, a little baby infant born in her ovaries already all the eggs she's gonna have for her own life. Yeah, yeah, interesting. Baby having babies? I don't know about this.

Okay, next question on the quiz. How many clenches is the average orgasm? Four. Unisex. Four, five. I'm saying fucking like 12. Clenches? Jefferson nails at 11.5.

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The hormone and neurotransmitter is often for the love hormone, the main one. The hormone and neurotransmitter is often called the love hormone or cuddle hormone. It's released during physical touch and affectionate interactions and can promote feelings of contentment, calmness, security, and trust. Okay, okay, okay. It is one we've heard of. But you're right.

When you're in love, yes, dopamine and serotonin are dumped when you're in love as well, but I'm looking for this one specific. Is this something we've heard of before? Oh yeah. As soon as you say it, I'm going to be mad that I didn't say it. Testosterone?

It's not, no. No, no, it's not estrogen. And it's not norepinephrine, though that's one of the five involved, and it's not vasopressin, that's one of five, but the one I'm looking for. Did you say norepromephrine? Nore, norephrine. Kind of actually, n the one I'm looking for. Did you say Nora Nora Promethora? No, Nora Nora and Nora and kind of actually

Nora Promethora. Well, I'll give you a hint. It's this Billy Eilish song called it. Oh, birds of a feather, we should fly together. Fuck, I can't think of it. Zoloft bad guy. Fuck, I can't think of it. Zoloff, bad guy. The answer is oxytocin, and it didn't matter

because Jefferson won anyway, three to one. Jeff, you won the Valentine's Day quiz. Nice job, Jeff. The V-Day quiz, and I won a pair of, no, not a pair, a box of chocolates. I'm gonna send you really nice Ghirardelli chocolates. Chocolate's an aphrodisiac, you know. Oh yeah.

I almost bought myself a Ghirardelli chocolate square at the San Fran airport. It was seven bucks. I said, you gotta be out of your mind. This is an inch and a half square. It should be cheap there. You're so close to the source. It should be really cheap unless Trump tariffed it.

Well, that was my main argument, Tim, with the guy. And then I was gonna miss my plane. You're yelling at the guy at the duty-free shop. Now you understand. That's our show. Follow us on social media at the Sloppy Boys where we release these recipes ahead of time. And if you can't get enough boys,

it's patreon.com slash the Sloppy Boys. And like we've told you before, the hack is you do it on your browser. You don't do it through the Apple app and save yourself some of that money, folks. Some of that awesome cash greenery. And the point is you get to laugh twice as much a week. That's not bad.

That's not bad at all. It's really not bad. But the important thing folks is you want to immerse yourself, step into the live experience with your boys. You listen every week and you hear, ah the sloppy boys are coming to town. Oh is it a band? Oh is it the podcast? Doesn't matter. What is it? You show up and you shake hands you take the selfie you post it you get more likes than you've ever dreamed of Wow Likes clout like thing a beyond likes likes that beget likes Engagement and then you get to listen to that episode and you get to hear like oh

I heard my laugh. I episode and you get to hear like, oh, I heard my laugh. I went to the show. I laughed. I went home and a couple weeks later, I heard my laugh. I heard my ill time shout out. Mom, dad, I heard my laugh. Oh, we're proud. Proud. Proud. We're proud you heard your laugh. We're going to send you to the Barnes doll art park. Proud. We gotta go check that art park out. Alright folks, happy Valentine's Day to you and yours. Yeah if you're with someone tonight, oh happy Valentine's Day and if you're not, you don't need them anyway. Yeah, but if you are, give an one extra orgasmic clench for us. Oh Give him that 13th clench Hi cupids Give it up for your boys Give it up for your boys Give it up for your boys