The Sloppy Boys - 244. Labatt Blue (Live in Toronto)

Episode Date: June 20, 2025

The guys sample Labatt Blue in the very town that it's brewed. Founded in 1847, Labatt Brewing Company is the largest brewer in Canada. This episode was recorded Feb 25th 2025 at The Great Hall in Toronto.Labatt Blue is available in select stores. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh, what's up Toronto? Toronto, Ontario. Oh, great white North What a great group what a great group already. I know this group is top-notch and ready to fucking party We only do this to see what type of group we got once we see they're great we're done Get me home Subscribe to Patreon! It's where you get your Patreon episodes!

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Oh, the wrap I know I look good. I look cool. That was so cool. I felt cool doing that. Yeah, you seem like a rapper. I did. Don't I kind of look... I make this look good. Don't I kind of... Let me put the glasses back on. In this outfit, don't I look like Bieber? Remember that one picture he's got?

He's wearing the wrap around shades and the custom maple leaves jersey? Oh yeah, the custom maple leaves jersey. Show the folks, the hand man. Slophead Brendan made this for me. Yeah, feel free to bring us gifts. We love gifts. Homemade gifts. Especially designer bespoke clothing. That's bespoke? Made from whole cloth. Damn. I gotta admit,

I don't really know what bespoke means. I never did. Custom? Custom made suits? Su suits that are made by like a tailor made your suit? Tailor made. Oh, don't hey, don't tell Travis. So hold on. You guys don't listen to this for a second. Why would it? Why wouldn't Travis want to know? That's interesting. Why the hell wouldn't he's dating a woman?

I know he's seemingly in love with her from what I've he just lost the Super Bowl he she should be happy for her that she's so don't tell him yeah Don't tell me or don't tell Travis Travis. I know we should check back in with the audience though. How's everybody doing? Goddamn it's great to be here. This is my first time in Toronto ever in my life. What do you think Tim? I don't want to say it here, but after the show Mike, I got to tell you about a certain tower that I laid eyes on today.

This thing is sharp. I knew a guy. I went to the University of Toronto for a year. My first year. I learned everything I could and I said, what else? Anything else? The professors, they went through the library and they were like,

he's learned all this, he's learned all this. I've absorbed all that Toronto has to offer me. They were going through, they went through every book, it's scary robots. Now that's now to offer me. They were going through, they went through every book at Scary Robarts. Now that's now for thank you. For the uninitiated, Robarts is the gym, is the library, University of Toronto library. And it's designed in a brutalist way.

Oh. Thanks for explaining, because when you said it, I was like, what the fuck is he talking about? What the fuck? Me and Jeff were looking at each other, what the fuck? It's called Scary Robarts because... Scary? Scary. Because, I don't know, people were scared of it or something. It's an ugly building. Because it's brutalist.

Yeah? Yeah, and I don't like brutalist architecture. I took my first architecture class here. Really? And only. Yeah, yeah, and I don't like brutalist architecture. I took my first architecture class here and only You must have taken hundreds of architecture classes, you know so much about wait anytime we talk architecture I Flying buttresses. I say art deco you say flying buttresses and you have one I know much I know quite a bit about egg and dart pillars Eggie dart pillars egg and dar pillars. That's exactly, that's exactly. Egg-y dart pillars? Egg and dart, columns I should say in ancient Greece. There's dora columns, there's egg and dart.

This stuff is all in books over at Scary Robots. We can check it out later. Um, are you guys having a good tour so far? We're about halfway through. How do you say it's going? Mmm, yeah. I'm loving it. I feel like things are about to pick up right now. Tonight's the night. I do feel like I've been saving something. Yeah. You know? Well now it's like an international tour right? And folks we're staying. So the tour just stops here? Mm-hmm.

We'll continue to do the dates, but only here. I wanted to share with our audience some, like a glimpse behind the curtain, some Tales from the Road stuff, because we're road dogs, and we, our first few cities we were flying, but now we're at van life. Right. I wish I had our little opening thing. Tales from the Tour, records of the road. Oh shit. That would be so fucking awesome. I must have some jingle I can play to sort of like ramp you into that. Yeah, that's pretty good. Tales from the Road.

Take it away. Hey, when you're on the road, you hear a lot of foghorns. We've been making, we've been taking like big freight ships all the port towns. Okay, so I'm conflicted. I have two road anecdotes I want to share. One is embarrassing to Jeff and one is embarrassing to me. Which one should I share? Give it your best shot, dude.

Well, you know I roast the ones I love. I've been pervious to embarrassment. Are we hearing both of them or just which one? No, I'm gonna pocket, I actually don't wanna embarrass myself. I wanna speak. I like to do a positive talk about myself actually. Good.

But, okay, here's, let me tell you something about Jeff Dutton. So yesterday we drive out here from Boston, long drive, right? And Mike is driving, I'm in the back seat. Nine hours. Nine hours. They made me drive the whole nine hours. Not the whole drive. Not the whole, you drive. We were, side note, we passed the part of New York where my parents lived.

They came and met us at a gas station for they were like, do you have time for lunch? I was like, not really. And then I was like, well, we're going to get gas. We got a couple of hugs in and then I kept going. Anyway, back to the story. Fuck. I said I was that makes me sound like a dork. I shouldn't share that. That you like your parents? David and Donna Kelbagas, I love them to the core. That's not dorky to me, man. Okay, so here's the thing. It's rude, if someone has like a laptop out,

it's rude to look at their screen. If they're looking at their phone, it's rude. But I was like sitting in a seat where I couldn't really help. There was a moment where like, I was just not, I was trying to mind my own business, but Jeff was sitting shotgun and my eyes boop passed his-

Pornohub.edu. No. Oh,.ca. Here's what I saw Jeff looking at. This is a, I'm just panicking. I'm taking in central New York landscape and as I pass- I'm sitting shotgun and you're taking a quick glimpse. Yeah, I'm not panning. I'm taking in central New York landscape. And as I pass- I'm sitting shotgun and you're taking a quick glimpse.

Yeah, I'm not even trying though. I'm just panning the, looking out at the horizon, seeing if there's weather that I should- You probably saw me for a second. Yeah, I saw Mike. Okay, so there's two beats of the story. First one, I pass his phone to my IC, Princess Leia on his phone.

Scrolling Instagram, but he had kind of stopped on an animated of, it was Slave Leia from Jedi. Oh, Jeff, don't be so basic. He caught me red-handed. It was the highlight of your day. Okay, so I said, I laughed to myself and I was going to say it, but I was like, that's rude. Don't say that, that's rude. I'll save it for the stage. Okay, but here's what made me think the levy broke and I had to share it on stage was an hour later, I do another pan of the landscape. I come across Jeff's phone.

Uh-oh. There's a carousel of pictures that he's scrolling through. And they're AI wolverines. And someone had used AI to make movies, different movie stars play wolverine. So I saw, I was like, who is, that's not, that's not Hugh Jackman. Who is that? And so he's going like this. He's scrolling through.

I had to see every one. He had to see every one, but he got to one. It was Jim Carrey as Wolverine. And he stopped and he zoomed in. What were you looking at? What was so important? This has made me so happy, Tim, because I'll tell you, I zoomed in because I didn't recognize who I was supposed to be, and you filled a little hole in my brain. Now I know, oh, it was Jim Carrey the whole time.

Well, you didn't know when you saw it. Not till this moment did I know that that was supposed to be Jim Carrey the whole time. Well you didn't know when you saw it. No, not till this moment did I know that that was supposed to be Jim Carrey. This is like a shitty AI Jim Carrey. I mean, I saw it from the back seat. But I have great- You can't sneak Jim Carrey past him. I have great Wolverine recognition.

Dude, I will say that the last one was really funny because it was Vin Diesel bald, but still had like a little bit of the hair on the sides. Well, I'm glad I could help. I was trying to embarrass you, but I just helped you. I provided you with information. I may have told this story before, but I was on a set once just kind of hanging around the...

I think it was the costume person was sitting in a chair and I was just kind of behind her watching the scene happening. It was in Video Village. And, it's not an actual village. I kind of, same thing, I couldn't help but notice she was going through her Instagram and it's just boring and I was looking at it. And she went by my Instagram, stopped, looked at it,

went past it, went back, looked at it again, kept going. No like? Nothing. Her thumb hovered over the heart and she went, ah, can't do it. She was about to do it and so it was like, hey Rebecca, she's like what? I was like no, no, no, give me that thumb. I need this. I need this.

I need you to like this picture of Lisa Simpson I took. You took? I don't know, it was like a, it was a Lisa Simpson like. Lisa was on TV and Mike took a picture of it. Oh wow, celebrity sighting. I went, I got the film developed, I had it digitized, emailed it to myself. I have a little embarrassing story from the road, I don't know about embarrassing.

It's about a friend helping me out. Oh, that's so embarrassing. These pants, you think they're big, right? Yeah, I do. Yes. Yes, we do. Yes. Whenever I wear them, I undo the button because they're actually too small. And Hanford saw and he said, I got you, dude. and he gave me a little piece of fabric that enables you To wear pants that are a little too small. Yep. I I've got a whole bag of them in my The boys are bulking up on tour if you need that extra inch and a half in my advanced stage I need some support there. I've never seen that before. That's cool. I have those for the neck. Of course

I have those for neck. Oh, oh yeah there's little plastic ones but I have metal springy ones they're like when you pull a slinky all the way tight should we get into some mm-hmm well you have to say, it's like a spell. Cool. I already know who it is. Timothy Gonzo was sent to us by? King Kangar. Eric Kang, the King Kang Kangar. And if you have a Booze News theme, email it to the Sloppy Boys podcast at gmail.com.

And that goes for you too. I know, I'm still working on it. I can't get the space big enough for the instruments and the people I need in there. He's like Brian Wilson putting together his Booze News theme. I can't find a studio that allow me live animals. Like, well, we can if you can promise they don't shit on the instruments. I said I cannot make that promise. That's a big part of them.

They eat what I eat. It's the policy. They watch me. They look up to me. So we've been doing something for on the on the road with Booze News where we're going out, we're meeting the people, we're shaking hands, we're getting a sense of the people out there in the world. We're not looking at our phones, getting information on screens. Not looking at Jim Carrey, AI Wolverine, and zooming in. No, we're meeting people, pressing flesh. Isn't that gross they say that they say

that like pounding pavement they say it early pressing palms I think they say pressing yeah press the flesh I think is like a meat and drink. I've heard handshake yeah that's that's it even more common is handshake the word handshake dude before the Harlem Shake there was a handshake. Oh gee. Okay here's what we're doing. It's a special segment called Booze News Cues for you. And we have questions for the people of Toronto that we've always wondered and we wondered what Torontonians might say if we asked them. Real Torontonites. We've been going town to town and getting these little opinion questions from each place.

So we want to know. It's a scientific poll. You're going to have to weigh in via applause. We want to know Moulson or Labatt. Let's hear it for Moulson. Let's hear it for Labatt. Oh, you came to the right show! Now I feel like that might be a little bit colored because of the drink of the day. That's fine. Oh shit.

They might think that there's a right answer and play into that. So we have another cue for you. Taran- what is it? Torontonians? Torontans. Nobody knows. Torontans. A battle rages on between two of our generation's best rapists. Do you choose your hometown hero?

Or the Pulitzer Prize winner himself? Folks, is it Drake? Wow. Or Kung Fu Kenny Kendrick Lamar? But that's our hometown LA boy. Yeah. Damn. That's nice.

Toronto loves him. He's crazy. So Drake has just worn out his welcome here with people. Seems. Yeah. When you see him around, you spit on him, I bet. I saw, wait, I saw him out in front of the great hall. He couldn't get in tonight.

I saw him at the top of the CN. I picked up a little rock. Knocked that fucker right off. He's up there in the rock like gets to his like. He reaches he falls. Right. Um, damn, we learned, we learned, that was some good market research. Yeah. Yeah, so wrap it up. Yeah, well, also, one thing, we're not supposed to do this,

but while we're talking booze news, we came up here from America, we just want to say, we're not gonna let the tariffs happen, don't worry. We sloppy boys, we don't, I know there's a lot of talk about it, but we're, it's not, we got your back, okay? We want you guys to get your Cape Cod potato chips, and we want to get our Canadian titers.

Do we have a Tim Hortons? We got Tim Hortons down there, yeah. Sure. Do you think that's what this is about? It's Duncan and Hortons down there, yeah. Sure. Do you think that's what this is about? It's Duncan and Hortons? Yeah. Wrap it up! That's it for Booze News.

Now in the front row here as we were wrapping up, sir, you went like the wrap it up motion. Was that because you were saying like, oh yeah, I'll join them in the wrap up or you guys got a wrap up the show now You guys are boring this Nobody like Drake here. That's too bad. Surely one of you likes Drake. I like drink. I do Is there is there a reverse Judas situation where one of you will step forward in support of? Aubrey Graham Drake or whatever his name is? Not one of them. Not one of them. Well that's it for Boo's News. You should produce for Drake. You could use that. 21 Savage doesn't have any of that type of stuff you got going on. 21, 21.

Now I gotta say, Mustard is way better than that. Mustard? Yeah, you have no chance. Wait, 21 Savage is his DJ? Or his producer? He's his guy. He's a rapper, dude. He's just a guy, okay.

I just go by guys they shout out at the beginning of their songs. I don't know who's a producer, who's a rapper. I don't know anybody. I'll be honest with you, I'm not even in the hip-hop industry. I Know that we were rapping at the beginning of the show. Sure. You're welcome. But yeah, you're not in there Yeah, he's rap industry adjacent. That's all That is funny to think there's there's like like Ed Sheeran I Am I am a registered BMI like songwriter and some of those songs are funny raps, so I'm technically

I'm a registered rap rapper. Yeah you are. You've made money off your raps. I gotta start when I do my tax return I gotta write rapper. When you spit bars the quarters come rolling in. Oh so Boozness is done. Yes. Let's put that away. That's gone. Don't even think about it anymore We're not gonna talk about it ever again. Nice to have it off our plates. Good. Yes, we're moving along sir We're getting this thing going. Oh now we can turn our attention to more pressing matters. Oh

The D o the D matters like the drink of the day folks. This is the main feature of the whole thing Has it is everybody familiar with the pot or do we have any new ears here tonight? You're familiar, okay, you've heard of your new okay great familiar. You're gonna have a lot of fun tonight It's not gonna not yet, but it will have anybody fucking hate this so far No, we got one guy. Thank you for your honesty. I'm gonna win you over by the end of the show, dude. I'm gonna angle all my jokes right there. Do some of your funny faces for him. He's laughing. Got him. That's pretty good. Now he's waving. He's a fan for life. Man, he folded real quick. You gotta see Tim's face, is that? Let's talk about the drink of the day.

Let's talk it up. And before we do so, don't peek. Don't look into the clear punch bowl on the coffee table. Oh, that's good. I'll put my sweaty bag. We should have put a veil over it in the beginning, but now they can't see. We didn't have ice, so I put bottles of water below it over it and I called but now they can't see very good. We didn't have ice so I put bottles of water below it over and I called it the fortress of cold. Hey! I think I see,

it took some of my skin off there. It's cold, damn cold! Back to the future. Okay, here we go. I'm gonna paint a picture for you now about the drink of the night. Okay, remember it. Folks, you are in for a treat. I take you to the mid-2000s. Indie sleaze is at its peak. And in the rolling hills of Ithaca, New York, a young comedy writer is honing his craft. He's sort of a big man on campus. Honing his craft beer, I hung out with him in college. I hung out with him.

He was painting a picture dude. He drank all the time, I know but you know that. He's a big man on campus. Ladies love him, professors look up to him. But every Wednesday afternoon, he and his two little friends head down to the Ithaca Commons to their favorite bar, Moon Shadows, where there's a certain thing called Three for One Wednesday. And here's the thing, they have free pizza, all chopped up. Free sub sandwiches, all chopped up. And then when you belly up to the bar,

a frosty frosted mug of cold beer. It's 275 for a pint, but also it's three for one yen. You don't have to get all three in that moment. You buy one, they give you two tokens, spend them whenever you want. Come back prime time Saturday night, spend those tokens. Oh yeah. Plastic chips.

Yeah. Over time, you accumulate a whole pocket full of plastic chips. Exactly, that's kind of a known thing for the Ithaca Bombers. Go Bombers! You kind of would have like on your desk in your dorm, you'd have a little cup of these tokens

because you're like, Saturday I'm going big, dude. I think some people tried to make those tokens like themselves. To counterfeit them? Not worth it. To get one beer. Now, I mentioned the deal, but I don't think I mentioned the beer that laid within that

very frosty mug that I mentioned. Man, I hope it's... I got an idea. I really hope it's... Yeah, fingers crossed. Maybe I want to tell you what beer is, but I think perhaps maybe I should do it in song. Oh, good. In song?

Yes. Do you guys like music? It's all right. Hit it, Jeff. Oh, the bat, you were invented in 1847 by a guy whose name was John LeBat. And then his son took over and made you popular and then in 1950 you came out with a Pilsner lager blue, cause the label was blue. It became Canada's top selling beer worldwide. Oh, love that young Pam Anderson was once in your posters! Wow! Wow, Tim! Nicely done, Tim! Nicely done! That was nice! Those are not the original lyrics of that song. Hmm. Oh, you switched the thing about Pam Anderson.

Last minute. Yeah. That's the only thing. Used to be Jim Carrey. Lot of history in there, huh? Yeah, that was a good song. I'm excited. I have questions. You've got questions, we've got answer labat blue beer. I We never did figure out what that was from ever. Well, you've got questions. We've got answers you have that up here

No, they don't have it. Is it is it long goes groceries? I Saw long goes groceries. That's it. They might have What's a high--de-key? My-de-key? Well, we'll figure this out on our own. Where do you ask questions? Who here is drinking La Bat Blue? Woo!

Hell yeah. Who here had had La Bat Blue before tonight? Woo! Oh shit, yeah, I won the poll. Tim, can I pause you for a second? Sorry, ma'am, no yawning, please. No! I saw that. Actually, yawning pause you for a second? Sorry, ma'am, no yawning, please. I saw that.

Actually, yawning helps get oxygen to the brain. So, ah, yawing away. My under oxygen friend. Now, I want to ask you guys all about this beer, but I feel like we should do it while we're cracking and sipping. Oh, you want to crack them? Yeah. Well, sure, folks, you cheer now, but you don't know that we have to take a break

before we crack them. Oh, we got to take a break before first sips. Folks, we'll be right back after the ads. We're here for the beer! We're here for the beer! Let me make this perfectly fucking clear! Wow, folks! That's what I'm talking about. How about that? And we're back! Hello Toronto! Hello Toronto! Hello Toronto! Hello Toronto! Hello Toronto!

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Hello Toronto! Hello Toronto! Hello Toronto! Hello Toronto! Hello Toronto! Hello Toronto! Hello Toronto! Hello Toronto! able to hear the pod no matter what we're shouting. Scream I'm all tangled here. We decide instead of singing we're gonna scream. Also now is normally the point in the show where we have to like measure ingredients and combine them on ice. Now all we got to do is crack these beautiful blue cans. Yeah that should be easy. Here we go. For you guys like us that should be no match for us. My fingers are breaking. Help.

Oh, that was my hand. Now, Tim, based on your song, you said this was invented in 1740s, or 1840s, what? Yep. The 1840s. Now, isn't it interesting to think back then if you're in a I'm just gonna say a shitty little town. I guess I am imagining a town in 1840s is shitty Well, you you tell us it was London London Ontario good town bad town Sucks sucks. Oh, no no. Well I don't mean shitty in the... Wait, wait, the guy that doesn't like me... Oh he's gone. Oh, he left. What do you think of London, Ontario? Good town, bad town? Bad town. Bad town. So you feel

the way about London as you feel about Tim. Bad, hate it. Yeah, but we're gonna win them over. But if you're, if any, like if you're making a drink or something way back in the day and you just. But if you're, if any business, like if you're making a drink or something way back in the day, and you just use whatever ingredients you have, that's your thing. Like that's all Labatt had, and it's like, it worked out for him. He could have had bad ingredients,

but you're like, no, we're not doing Labatt. Hey, better ingredients, better pizza. Labatt blue. Labatt blue. Yeah, I know what you mean. You're like, he's like, I found some hops, so I made a beer. If it tastes good, good for me. Oh, I found a you mean. You're like, he's like I found some hops So I made a beer if it tastes good good for me. Oh, I found a bit of barley too. I'll add that in Yeah, I found a rice I found a bunch of blue cans

They say La Bat Blue on them perfect. Oh, that's perfect. This is a damn good drink. Oh, I haven't had my first sip yet Yeah, so this is five percent folks by the way kind of standard. Uh-huh. Yeah, it's probably not even worth taking up time on the pod to say. Noteworthy if it's two, seven. I mean, some of the big macro brews

trend a little towards four. So I think Canadian beers in general keep it real at five. Because it's funny, I conflate LeBat a little bit with like college beers. This is when I started slugging down LeBat. Milwaukee's best keystone ice ice old Milwaukee Now I would put the bat above those head and shoulders baby head and shoulder for sure This is a real classic one for me growing up in Western New York. This is this is always around now So the go-to I'm guessing high school college was it Ithaca. Is that why we were getting so much so bad I mean, it's nationwide down there. Well, they have like, it's headquartered here in Toronto, but then they have like breweries

everywhere including Western New York. You don't find them at all in LA, do you? No and I've looked and I've found Molson Canadian at like one Rite Aid and no Labatt ever. They're not like ubiquitous in New York either, but New York City, but other. That's why I get excited when I see. I thought that was supposed to be the best city in the world, dude. Well, you know, we've got. No Labatt? I don't, I mean, I mean, there are other beers. I wouldn't, just because of that, I wouldn't say it's a bad city. I do think of it as better though,

like if you're growing up in Rochester, you're drinking Genesee and Jenny Cream Ale and stuff like that, which is super cheap. So if you're having a Labatt, you know you're like, this is Budweiser quality, not beast. My parents were big Labatt blue light drinkers. Like we would always kind of have one of those in the garage, a case or something in the garage. Oh and when I turned drinking age I would drink them. I would drink them down. I would be home for Christmas just

drinking them in front of the fam. The best. You wait your whole life for your 21st birthday and what do you do that night? You have one of your mom and dad's blue lights. And then go back sleep right between them. And you say before you fall asleep, no hanky-panky tonight. Four more of these and I'll be drunk. Mom make sure I don't throw up on dad. I think of it I think of kind of I think of it as a hockey beer, right? I think of it as commercials. The slice of skate, the swish of stick. Took the words right out of my mouth. The slap of puck. Perhaps the best of all.

Yes, that rubber disc you love to shoot My My parents are from Montreal, but I grew up in the Hudson Valley in New York My dad was a big dad and brother were Rangers fans, so there's a lot of MSG network on I was a big Power Rangers fan Tim continues Your whole family gathered around yo the Rangers! Yo the Rangers are on. Three in the afternoon? Kind of. There was a, there was a, that's kind of the same area, it's funny that there could be a lot of carryover between the two audiences. No, but I hadn't heard of it, I didn't like growing up knowing what it was I remember there being a new ad campaign that had a bear in it and it was like

Jeremy Allen white Yes, Jeremy Allen white and then there there was like a whole bunch of when blue light came along It was like Lake like a bear sitting on a dock at a lake and I was like, I'm yeah blue blue lights was like vacation sitting on a dock at a lake and I was like, I'm. Yeah, blue lights was like vacation vibe. Yeah, Lakey Lakey, like sort of, I was like, oh, that looks sort of like Adirondack Lakey George. I'm gonna drink that in the summer. Lakey Lakey eggs and bakey.

I want another fun fact. Yes. I always assumed Labatt sort of looks like a French name to me. La? No. John, John Kinder Labatt was Irish. Really? From Ireland, came to London, Ontario.

Oh, speaking of the French, on this can there's, it's got the English and French. English contains barley. French, content, orga. Don't drink and drive. English contains barley. French... Content... Orga. Don't drink and drive. Eviter l'alcool au volant. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Okay. Half? They would have said Wii. Right. Yeah, you're right. But when you hear that you're like, Nintendo Wii? Oh, shut up. Don't go to France, man. You're gonna be, it's gonna be a big tease to you.

You're gonna be disappointed. I keep looking for this Wii, man! Oh, I have a memory of Le Bat My... So when I grew up, I had a hockey rink in the backyard. This is part of the Le Bat Memories series? Your backyard! In my backyard, we had kind of a small backyard, but we made a rink and my brother and I skated all around, I don't know, dad too, neighbors couldn't get mom out.

And in the summertime, one summer, my brother and my neighbor were like, oh, we're going to paint the boards behind the net, like just, they were like plywood. We're going to paint like, make them look like boards and put logos on them. Put a... What would the logos back then be? It was Easton, Coca Cola, something, and Labatt. Cool. And I said, wow!

And they looked great. They looked like real boards. We would shoot at them and everything. I loved it. Loved it. Sick. Loved it. I would do my figure eights.

In my backyard, we had a hockey rink, but the boards were just green and my dad would chromakey in the ads after the fact. So maybe they'd have some motion to them. You'd be like... Chromakey. And the puck would have like a little laser trail, I saw. Dude, that was great. Was that Fox when they were trying to make hockey?

The puck would glow. I think I had to... like my brother was like, oh, that's lame and I was like, yeah. I love it. I fucking love it. But it was because there was like a problem, like they did market research and like Americans couldn't follow the puck.

Yeah, like it's too fast. Hey, I will say back then TVs were square. So it was kind of like the you had to panel out now You have these big TVs. You can see almost all fucking thing. Oh, yeah Yeah, so you can see from net to the far blue line. I Ain't talking about your blue line. I'm talking about the other dudes You're talking about through the neutral zone into the offensive zone. Careful. Don't do a two line pass. I Don't know. I think they did away with that rule. Am I wrong? Yeah, but well watch out for icing neutral zone into the offensive zone. Careful, don't do a two line pass.

I don't, now I think they did away with that rule, am I wrong? Yeah, but well, watch out for icing. Ah, folks, please. Who still plays hockey? Oh man. Oh, that's right, everyone's playing basketball now in Canada.

Oh, b-ball. That's the big thing. Nice. Hockey's falling away. I want you to tell the story, you may have told it on pod, but I don't know if these people have heard the time you almost lost an ear. I was sitting front row at Slayer reunion concert.

My ear popped. No, I was playing, I was in high school and I was playing hockey. And God, you should have seen me on the ice. I fly. Swish, slap. I wasn't very good, but I could skate really well. But I would have some parents on our team would be like, one lady in particular, was like, I'm going to fuck that boy.

No, no, no. No. Dibs, dibs. Unbelievable. Unbelievable, she's a family friend. She said, I always like to watch you skate. He's so graceful. I gotta have him. I don't stop. Anyway, so this was one of my less graceful moments. I was playing in a game and I went to check a guy, fully legal, and I lost my footing, kind of went out, went under him. I submarineed his legs. He kind of fell on top of me. it was a mess on the board and his skate got tangled up in his skate lace got tangled up in my helmet and he's kind of kicking

to get his this thing up so my helmet kind of came up and his blade came down and my ear it was still attached but like and I went to the bench and it felt it didn't hurt very much but I went to the bench and it felt, it didn't hurt very much, but I went to the bench and because I'm tough and hockey tough. And my coach, who was like a 35 year old guy, I was like a younger coach in the league. He was like, hey, what happened to your ear? I was like, I don't know what happened to my ear.

He's like, you got to get off the ice. And I what happened here? I'm playing hockey. Clearly something out here on the ice. And yeah, it's like, was that like this all season? Is that that way when I met you? Did you always have blood all over your shoulder, your jersey?

So I went out, I went to, we were in Syracuse, and I went to the Syracuse University's hospital or whatever, and the resident on staff that day was a plastic surgeon resident. Like he was getting his, doing his rounds. So he put my ear back, it looks okay. It took about 48 stitches, I believe. Wow.

So wait, but the tip of the ear was flapping around, so it was like a Pac-Man, right? Kind of like, yeah, exactly. It was like a Pac-Man opened his mouth way wide. Oh God. 180 degrees I'm I'm happy that that guy kicking his skate didn't Jabby in the neck or the fuck you know we could have lost one of comedy's and best minds

before he even finished the game Damn Oh Can I did I I didn't tell you guys about this. I don't think I told you guys about this this morning. Oh my God, I've got a story for you. I got up this morning, I was doing my,

went to the gym at five and was working out, working out. God, the sweat I was breaking. About eight o'clock I was done, I went to Starbucks. And who do I see? Starbucks? Up here? You went to Starbucks up here? Oh, I say Starbucks just in coffee. No, it was a...

Independent. It was a Jean-Luc's. And I'm standing in line there, and who do I see? I couldn't believe it. Kendrick Lamar. No! No, no here in Toronto up here oh I said dude what in the world are you doing up here he said

Mike he listens he listens to the thing it was it was it was so parasocial but I've also bears so I was subscribed to the patreon no no he just was like dude what is the main feed Bob I was like, dude, what? This is the better show. This is the Patreon. So he's like, I don't know, I'm so busy with the Super Bowl. I was like, all right. But he said, you know what? You know why I'm here? This is today? This is this morning. And he's so busy with the Super Bowl. Okay. He's busy with the fallout from the Super Bowl. Thank you. Thank you. And I said to him... I'm still talking about the flares and all that.

He said, I'm up here to make up with Drake. He said, I went, I did my Super Bowl thing. I got everything out. I'm fine. It's all, you know, it's just for show anyway. And I said, that's great. That's great of you. I'm about ready to leave. I'm walking out the door. He's said, that's great, that's great of you. I'm about ready to leave. I'm walking out the door. He's like, oh, oh, wait, wait, wait. That's great of you.

I was like, oh, I'm gonna get going. I'm gonna go back home and, you know, shower up. It's been a long workout. He said, oh, I gotta wait for my fucking sandwiches taking forever. And he's like, can I just tell you one more thing? I was like, all right. And he's like, hey, what I'm doing now, I'm writing a lot of opposite diss tracks. He was calling them pump up tracks. Oh my God. And I took his, you know, he's like the big main rapper guys.

I was like, okay, if they're called pump up tracks, they're called pump up tracks. And he said, you know what I've been working on one about your co-host Jeff for real this is crazy right I can say I can see now why you were saving this for yeah the pod and I'm like what I said I said to him and then I'm finally I'm like all right you got me I came back and sat down with him and he's like I'm writing it now he now. He showed me a pad of paper, written it all. It was all about you.

Oh my God. And he's like, what are you doing right now? And I was like, well, I was going to shower. Because I didn't get him anything. Oh, trust me. With this pod, you're giving him a lot. Okay. So I said, well, what's it all about?

He said, let's go. If you don't have anything to do today, I was like, fine. Let's go to the studio right now. We'll lay this down. Lay this down. Oh my God. I know. Well, he mentioned he got up at like five. So this is... There's enough hours. I understand how that all works out because he was up at five working out. I woke up at like 10. Did you mean any rest? I thought you did. Just drink. So yes. So then we go to the studio. He lays this thing down like that because he's a pro.

And he's like, oh, my God, can I come to the show tonight and do it? Do it. I was like, yeah, dude, whatever you want. And he said, yeah, ladies and gentlemen, Kendrick Lovar, King Kuta. Well, here's the thing. He was here, and he was like, oh shit, his Apple phone, his iWatch was ringing. Jeff, don't sigh so big. I'm almost done with this story.

No, no, I like it. No, you're just sad because Kendrick's not here. And he said, oh, I gotta, he got a message. He's like, I gotta get out of here. He said he had to go. Oh yeah. I was like, what's up? What's up? Where are you going? What's up, dude? And he's like, I gotta get out of here. He said he had to go. I was like, what's up, what's up, where are you going? What's up, dude? And he's like, I just gotta go.

Wow, what? So he said, can you do the song for me? Oh! I said, I said, can I have the lyrics? He gave me lyrics. I said. What an honor that Tim, it's interchangeable. Like he's rapping, you're rapping. Yeah. Well, I told him, I was like... Well, I said to him, I said, dude, I'll do it, but

you got the right time, but the wrong guy. This is all about Jeff. That's all I do want to say too. It's a pump up track about Jeff. It's a pump up track about Jeff. He loves all the Dutt stuff. He's trying to figure all that out. I'm like, you guys, you can talk to him and he'll tell you all about it. He's like, no, I want to figure it out myself. Whatever. So is there anything else I got to tell you? He's a fan, man. He likes you too, Tim, but he just loves you. And he's just...

Shit, this is great. So, uh, yeah, I'll do it. Hit that track. Okay. Thanks for doing it. Yeah, thanks. No problem. Wacka's right, Jeff is cool.

If you disagree, then you're a fool. He might be life worthwhile. Certified Gapaboy, certified Cinephile. Wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, wap Wacken's right, Jeff is cool. If you disagree, then you're a fool. He might be life worthwhile.

Certified Gamer Boy, certified cinephile. Wap, wap, wap, wap, Jeff is CINO Jeff. Wap, wap, wap, wap, wap. Hey, I like a nest. He drinks coffee when he gets tired. His song of regattin' is not an A minor. They not like Dutz. They not like that. They not like that.

They not like that. They not like that. They not like that. Come on, Toronto. They not like that. They not like that. They not like that. They not like that.

They not like that. They not like that. They not like that. They not like that. They not like that. NASTY! Wow! Oh my God! NASTY! NAS that. Now scream! Now scream! Wow!

Wow, oh my God! Holy shit. Is that not crazy? That's crazy. Is that not nuts? I'm so touched. It just bums me out that could have been Kendrick saying that exact same shit. He's gonna put it, he's gonna start doing it on the road instead of staying out like this.

Oh wow! Yeah, cause like I said, he's putting that to bed. Well there's gonna be some disappointed crowds at his shows. I don't know, I think people really just like the beat. Well thanks to Mustard. Mustard! Mustard on the track. I mean, I don't know, this crowd like that, so maybe on the road his fans will like it. It seems like live audiences like it. I like doing that. That was fun. A certified cinephile.

Yeah, that's yeah. Yeah, that's good. Certified, yes, right between the eyes. Certified gamer boy, certified cinephile. There's one, I didn't get one thing out. I kind of flubbed it. It was he drinks coffee when he gets tired. Oh, that is so unique to Jeff. That's me, man. That's one of those weird Jeffisms.

Well, I said that to Kenny, or Kendrick. And he was like- Kendrick Lamar. He was like, yeah, yeah. He was like, well, this is pretty good, right? And I was like, not really. You said that to him. He's like, oh, I'll sell it.

Don't worry, people, I'll just sell it. Oh yeah, right, right. When the material's not there on paper, he's like, but I can sell it. Exactly, yeah, yeah. But yeah, so look for that soon. I can't wait for that. That's awesome, and Mike, you did a great job.

That was awesome. Yeah. Kendrickrick by way of Mike Hanford. It's a lot of pressure to have like a Pulitzer Prize winning rapper like just be like you do it. Yeah yeah I thought the line about your hair looking like a nest was a little... Yeah because he said this was a pump-up track not a diss track. Yeah I I don't know. Well, a nest for some is like home. That's true. And he is such a poetic lyricist. Yeah, for all Jeff's lice. Oh, can I tell you?

He likes it, he likes it. Oh, he likes the roast jokes, okay. Jeff, fuck you, fuck you, fuck all, fuck. Get him out. No, I have a funny story to tell about dirty hair. One time in college, Laura Pidgeon, our friend. Sure, I remember Laura. We were at the dining hall and I was about to chomp into, I remember, a big turkey sandwich with just turkey and mayo on it. I went through the

sandwich bar and I was like turkey sandwich please. They said what do you want on it? I said more turkey. Turkey with turkey on top. I love that thing. Gobble gobble bitch. Here I am taking a big bite and she goes, what's that in your hair? We're just friends. She pulls out an inchworm. Oh my God. An inchworm.

How'd it get in there? Were you, oh, were you jumping in leaves before? Yeah, yeah. You know, the custodial crew would rake up all the leaves in Ithaca and I had to jump in there. You used to pay him like, you used to pay him a couple bucks like get the piles in an even bigger pile. Yeah like hey I'd be like hey man see those three little piles? Make it one big one. He said why what are you what are you up to student? I'm a jumping that little fucker My jump and I'm gonna get the worm in my

Okay, I'm gonna find the worm this is a real $5 bill. Okay, I'll break them for you Anyway, well, what would you change about the drink guys? The only thing is that I would make it colder It's just it kind of know just got a little warm in the light. You're saying the fortress of... No, I know, but the stage lights are no match for the fortress. Well, for round two, I have three more LeBat Blues up in the green room fridge, and they're nice and cold.

Oh, that's going to be good. Folks, how are you enjoying the LeBat? I feel like I've been really into the shot and beer specials, so I'm not going to do this now, but I would be a little shot of Crown Royal with this. You know? Kind of a fun kind of a thing. I want to say, if some shots appeared on the stage,

I would have to take it. I would have to take it. I stand proud with you. Jeff. Wait a minute, hold on a second. I was with you at lunch. We only had lunch today. That take it. I would have to take it. Oh, I stand proud with you. Jeff, wait a minute. Hold on a second. I was with you at lunch. We only had lunch today. That was it. That's true. Folks, we learned that it does not turn out well when we do not have dinner before shows. We learned that we did not have dinner. I was, I, well, I'll know. I got to go back to say this crowd has room. My love for this crowd stays strong This is a great crowd that when I said before the crowd is great You guys are fantastic I but I was nervous before the show was like oh my god

Am I gonna just be like oh, I don't even know what to say. I'm too hungry You know when you loot your blood sugars low. Yeah, but they welcomed you and it made you comfortable I know that's why they're the best. That's the thing about live performance. It's a give-and-take It's not just the performance the audience you thing about live performance, it's a give and take. It's not just the performance, the audience, you feed off the art. It's a conversation. It's that's what Kendrick meant. Damn. Okay, so we wouldn't change anything about the drink.

We just want more of that LeBat. We would have more of that. Colder. Fresher. Colder, we would have a colder. I really like this beer. It's exactly, I think that in general, the thing to know about the Sloppy Boys,

a lot of people try to impress us saying, hey guys, I got you a hazy IPA. And we're like, dang, I don't know. Oh, did you have to? Yeah. This is, like, the cheapest of cheap beers maybe have no taste, but then you go one, like a macro brew lager that is just,

this is my favorite shit. It's really, really cold is the thing. Would you say this is Canada's Budweiser? I would say this is Canada's number one selling beer worldwide. Fuck yeah. Oh, wanna hear something weird. The number one beer in Canada, do you know what it is?

Bud. No. And you wanna know the number one beer in America do you know what it is but no you want to know the number one beer in America Modelo so it's always one country everybody wants the downstairs neighbor I went I went through I was like okay Guatemala Honduras and the peep peep peep peep I'm gonna start a brewery in Antarctica and see what happens those poor penguins down there. Fucking Mars beer. Going off the planet. What's the next country? What's the fourth planet? Country? What does this have in it?

Wait, oh my god, these are 5%, that's why. I didn't have any dinner is the issue, like what you're saying. I had Swiss chalet for lunch and I loved it. Oh yeah. Back at the hotel suite area we had, I was making a big roast we were gonna have and I was like, wait, what time is sound check? Fuck, well, we gotta go. It's just in there now. I can't believe, we want people to think we're like salt of the earth guys,

now you know we stay in a suite. Damn. And we make our own rump roasts. So the rump roast is ready waiting for us at home but here we stand three podcast hosts empty stomachs about to crack open three cold fresh lobats in round two. I'm already thinking don't tell this audience this because it doesn't really pertain to. I'm already thinking, don't tell this audience this, because it doesn't really pertain to them. I'm already thinking tomorrow, when we're driving to Pittsburgh, we stop in Buffalo and eat Mighty Taco.

It's like a really good hangover. I want to go to Anderson's Roast Beef. Oh, okay, we're going to stop in Buffalo at Anderson's Roast Beef. All right. We already said roast beef, we're not getting two steaks. I like the sound of Jim's steak in us.

I know you do, you eat 400 of those things a year. You don't think it's Jim Carrey, the Wolverine guy, do you? Alright folks, we're going to take a little, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, boy, sloppy, boy, sloppy, boy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, goodness. Oh no. What's your name? Kendra. Kendra what do we have here? Kendra Lamar. What are these? Kendra Lamar what kind of shots are these? Crown. Oh hell yeah. Watch out behind you too Tim. More shots behind you. Kendra how'd you get those behind me? What are you? I guess we're getting completely fucking shit. How's drunk tonight? I think that's gonna be the, that's gonna be it.

Hee hee. I also got, I had never had this before. We said we didn't have any dinner. Yeah, we said we didn't have any dinner. You'll drink your dinner. Have you guys ever had Old Style Pilsner? It's fantastic. When Leslie, who runs this place she said old style was picturing like Chicago's old style. Yeah right. This is a whole different thing. I like this

can a lot. It's a beautiful can. So let's we're gonna here here are your new blues. Thank you. Well things are gonna go off the rails. Are we ready for shot? Yeah, here's what I want to do folks. Wait who got us these? Kendra. Kendra who got those ones though? Jameson, what's your name though? Tabitha and I share this with somebody else. Tabitha and somebody else. Not MTV's Tabitha Soren. Sorry, Much Music's Tabitha Soren.

Does this lyric mean anything to anyone? This is me in grade five baby, yeah, this is me in grade nine. Grade nine, grade nine. How do I say five? Wait, I know that. What is that? That is Bare Naked Ladies off their first album, Gordon. And I will say this, I've got a soft spot for that album in my heart. I know it's not cool, but I like it.

All right, cheers. Here we go. For personal reasons. Here we go. Crown first. Bottoms up. Clink. Boop. Yow. first. Bottoms up. Clink. Boop. Yeah.

Delicious. I love Crown. That's my favorite whiskey on Earth. It's delicious. Yeah. Well, just hold on a second. I'm not doing my other one yet. I'm not.

No, no, we'll work on it. Hold on to it. Yeah, yeah. You guys sit down and like all of them are gone. It's like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, no, I'm like, no, what happened? I didn't see them. We're going to go off the rails.

I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, no, I'm like, no, what happened? I didn't see them. We're going to go off the rails. I told you. We, at the beginning of tonight, we said, we resolved to stay on the rails.

Yeah. This is a good one. This is a great show. Yeah. This has been good. You guys are getting the fucking treatment tonight. This is clicking. Let me tell you every other show we've done has been no audience and we suck.

We still do the show. We haven't even like even ventured to make a joke on this tour. Tonight we were trying to be funny. I was having fun. Other cities we sit down, we drink as fast as we can in silence and we leave. Like I wish I had more lemon, I don't know. Yeah I wish I had more fucking lemon. Yeah this beard is weird. But speaking of this being a good show, another special thing about tonight is we spoke to Trudeau. Right, right, right. As soon as we came in. He was lovely. We made this, we stopped by. We pulled some strings and he said that tonight he is lifting the tip maximum so you can tip

these bartenders as much as you want. There's no cap. This venue has taken great care of us and we'll be back because we love it here so show them some love. Yeah, tip the bartenders, tip everybody you see tip yourselves now treat these bartenders money from one pocket put in the other pocket look at Mike he's sweaty he's so hot I'm so sweaty here's what's cool Mike was wearing a hat here that's Badger Bevs which is a really good brand of mixers we love cocktail mixers and now he's wearing a redwood empire bandana. This guy's got a lot of swag. I wear the merch if you give us if you give us booze and merch. Actually Badger Bebs is booze.

Well Kendra gave us booze. Are you gonna wear her stuff? Do you have like clothes we can wear? Well I do only head stuff. Do you have a hat? Scrunchie? Scrunchie, yeah. Send it up. Send it up. That would be, you would look funny with a scrunchie actually. Mike, you look at Wits End.

You look like Dennis Hopper in Apocalypse Now. I feel like Wits End. Oh, it's cause you know Dennis Hopper's character in Apocalypse Now hadn't eaten dinner that. Oh, that's what it was know, Dennis Hopper's character in Apocalypse Now hadn't eaten dinner that day. Oh, that's what it was. That was his whole thing. He was all good up until he didn't have dinner.

He was in that movie, behind the scenes, he wasn't showering Dennis Hopper for his character and stuff. And eventually someone was like, you got to shower or you got to not do you in this. You're too much. You're too much. I mean that production was riddled with adversity. We can't get into it. We'll be here all night if we talk about it. I don't want to. I really don't want to get into that.

Marlon Brando didn't show up out of shape did he? Oh yeah well you know how he's he's, lit in shadow. Barely lit at all. That was always the plan, right? That must have been in the storyboards. That's what Francis Ford Coppola probably wanted, right? It was in the script. Oh, oh, Mike.

If you could kill us. This is your chance. Mike, Mike, you're shaking. They look up, they don't look up to you as a movie guy, but now they will. Jeff's a certified cinephile So anyway, yeah, so Yeah, what I'm Brando showed up in shape I'm not gonna bore you. Why watch apocalypse now or redux or what's the fucking movie? Well, I will say

Famously Marlon Brando showed up. He was had put on a lot of weight so they cloaked him in shadow I've had this thing like when every day when we had the birthday boys sketch comedy show every time I showed up on set thank you folks I remember every day I'd show up and people be like oh man he showed up completely ripped what are we gonna do the guy is yoked and the scene doesn't call for that supposed to be funny he's not supposed to be sexy we'd say we'd say get him to crafty, we'd lay him down on the craft service table, put a funnel in his mouth.

Why must this guy make such games? Wait, you guys got the birthday boys up here? Yeah! Was it all scrambled? Did you have to do it like the Spice Channel, where you set the cable box for one thing in the TV? I think I saw a funny prop right there. Oh, there was a ham hat over there. Oh DVDs right

All right, well look we've had a lot of fun tonight All right, well look we've had a lot of fun tonight But it's time to get serious about labat blue yeah, yeah, it needs to stand up to our stern adjudication Timothy your final thoughts, please I'll say this In the category of like beers where it's like, to me I'm like, I love this beer so much, secretly you could swap it out with other ones I probably wouldn't know, but when I'm looking at the can

I'm like, yeah, fuck yeah, I love this. Oh, and then, but like, who, I don't actually know. I don't know if I like this or Molson. They're pretty interchangeable to me. Love this though. So this to me, like when I see it I order it, if we're ever in the Northeast, I'm like, boosh, it makes me really happy. A lot of nostalgia tied to it, but also just ice cold, nice light beer. These are nice and cold. That's all I ever

want from a beer is LeBat. It's my number one, it's God Tier. Whoa! Now it shares that God-tier with almost all the other beers on earth that are that are similar to it but but I just don't want a hazy IPA. And many of our deities. Yes. Yahweh? Mm-hmm. Mothra and Godzilla. Oh, God! I count them as a lie. Keith, you're praying to those? I count them. Michael, your thoughts, please. Don't pray to Godzilla.

Stone Cold Classic, I love this. Yeah! Woo! This is, that did not get a big punch. It's fine. We're not here to pander, those are your honest feelings. It's on order again. Woo! It's in order again, he said crumpily.

No, I love this. This to me is a very nostalgic, it's classic. I love the look, I love the blue. I wish I had, you have a Labatt hat. I wish I had that hat. Dude, I have a Labatt jacket. Wait till I unveil that. Fuck.

Ooh, wait a minute. This was a middle of the night purchase on Depop, I'm proud. Tim, you gave me a white Molson sweater. Yes, V-neck, a white V-neck. Imagine Mike with a turtleneck underneath a white V-neck. I am so not confident in wearing that and not spilling on it. I keep it in my drawer.

I've just. I know, I keep inviting you to barbecues. Oh, there he just took that shot. Okay, I'll do it too. He's using it. What he's doing with the Jameson shot, given to us by her, he's self-medicating. He was feeling great. Oh yeah, I feel great.

Self-medicating, self-regulating, cheers. Bottoms up. Oh, baby. Folks, I don't know what the laws of the drunk driving laws are in this town, but do not drive drunk. Do not do it. Um, little side note that I was not going to say, but now I'm going to say because I'm drunk, um, and speaking of medicating and stuff, I didn't pack enough well buterin for this tour and I ran out if anyone in this room has well buterin I will buy it off of you at the t-shirt table because it's a long slog and the road can be depressing Tim we're gonna drop you off at the RFK camp soon as we cross the border you won't ever

have to worry about well buterin ever never again. Never mind I just need good honest work. You're gonna get the Clorox injections you're gonna do the whole thing. Folks my final thoughts on my what was that? I would like to be locked up in a loony bin. Can I please give my fucking final thoughts? Here's the thing, that second shot made it so I can't hear. I know. No, I wrote an email to the venue, I was like, can we, I said, can we get a microphone for every seat? And they're like, no, we don't have any microphones. I was like, well, alright, then we'll just talk. So they were like, how about the three seats on stage? We're like, sure. Fine.

Folks, it's a good beer, yes. I disagree with Tim that it's interchangeable. I think it's a can that gives you confidence. Yeah. I don't want one LeBat blue. I want six every time. Any less and I get mad. No, wait. Oh, no. Jeff, did you have these up in New Hampshire?

No. Really? They're exotic to me, forbidden. Ooh. No, we had them for sure. Forbidden. Oh you did. Ooh, it's a sinful indulgence.

Carnal delights. But I do associate it with Ithaca College and spend time with the boys. My, come on. Not any women. Not just any. The boys. Well, we were only in our mid-20s. Early 20s. Halo with the boys. But how about those free subs and the free pizza? This bar, they had free pizza and subs. They did that on Fridays too, and that was like, you know, you get back to your dorm or whatever, throw your books inside.

Like, this sucks. Fuck you, I'm not looking at you until Monday. It's so funny, I remember being there with you on a Friday afternoon and we're 21 and we ordered- 21, 21. Two. But, you know, like, to me it was still sort of fancy to be out at a bar, kind of, because I just drank like backpacks of Keystone.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I remember us being 21 legally going into Moonshadows ordering, sitting at the bar, two of us ordering two pitchers. We each drank our own pitcher and I remember feeling like we're grown up, you know? Like here we are. This is what a grown up does. We showed our legal IDs. We sat down. I'm going to talk to the bartender.

A new sandwich. See folks around like the wings of the space here? Yeah, with a little ledge. There would be a little ledge, and a six foot sub cut up in slices would just land every once in a while. Very, a narrow ledge and the sub filled the whole ledge. No fanfare. Just a silent sub, sneaking in, plop.

We should have arranged for a one sub to wrap around this entire room. One sub to rule them all. Well, that's our thoughts on the bat blue, but that's not, that's not the most, how do I say it? That's not the best thing about right now. Me and Mike were saying that's the best thing about right now we're saying that's the best thing about right now yeah cuz you don't want to look back folks you don't want to look back you don't look back you want to look forward don't look back he's starting to sound like a fucking Bob Dylan You don't want to look big. Don't look back in anger. Don't look back in anger.

You want to look forward to the Toronto Challenge. Did you know about this? I didn't know about this. I'm worried. It was in the dark. I'm a little worried here, Jim. No, I know. I'm trying the time a little worried yeah no I know create a little tension dynamic yeah I'm familiar with the Toronto challenge I just didn't know what's happening familiar with the Toronto challenge

wait a minute this this challenge doesn't involve me playing defense against Mitch Marner does it? Or Auston Matthews. Or Doug Gilmore. Doug Gilmore, that's right. I think Auston Matthews might be my favorite player right now. And I don't say that, I don't say that, I like McDavid too. But I too, but I like, I like, oh, are you done? You don't know what I'm talking about. You cut me off. Could you turn my mic off, please?

Ha ha ha ha. Turn his light off, he sits there silent in the dark. And somebody pull this chair back. And then, ha ha ha ha. And then me and Jeff do the Toronto Challenge. Ha ha ha ha. All right, I should have said quiz, I guess.

Toronto Quiz! Yeah, quizzes are challenging. Now I'm going to kindly ask the audience to shut the fuck up during my questions. That's been a big problem on tour, people shouting out the answers. And just like, I don't care that you know Justin Bieber. I want to know if my bros know. Justin Bieber was in the crowd? Just for example, by the way, you motherfucker look like a little bit of a Justin Bieber.

Bieber, we got Bieber in the house. That's him. Do you want to come up on stage and have the audience look at you? His older brother, Jordan Bieber. Do you want to come up and sing, baby, baby, baby, oh? No, he doesn't want to, but? Give this man a purple hoodie and get him out of here. All right, question number one.

Here on the Toronto Challenge. Is it too late to say that we're sorry? Yeah! Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, beloved creature is that of the Velociraptor is it not? Is that of the? Yeah he's got it. Welcome to the Toronto Velociraptor Quiz! Question number one. Oh shit. This is a blurter. The whole quiz is a blurter. Can I ask a question? Yeah.

How many questions? Just enough. That's perfect. That's so perfect. Just enough to determine the winner of the Toronto Velociraptor Challenge. Oh! Number one, before he became Euphigenia Doubtfire, voice actor Daniel Hillard found himself on a darkened TV set where he made up a series of hilarious dinosaur songs, including the Raptor Rap. Can you finish this bar?

I can picture this scene. Kendrick was here. I'm a Raptor doing what I can. And I'm sticking it to the man. Eating a man? Does anybody from our live in studio audience know? I can picture this scene. I cannot picture this. I haven't seen that movie in a long time.

I'm a raptor doing what I can. Gonna eat everything till the appearance of man. Damn! No points awarded. That's fine. Goose egg, goose egg. Question points awarded. That's fine. Goose egg, goose egg. Question number two. OK. No, go ahead.

Well, you got something to say? No, I do not. I'm going to shut up. This might be more up your alley. Question number two here on the pod, here on the challenge. The NBA's only Canadian-based team since 2002, the Toronto Raptors debuted as an expansion team in what year? 2003.

What? Are you... Nineteen? Yes. Why? Why? Why? Why? Nineteen? Ninety. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 1995, goes to Mike Hanford. That was, without a doubt,

my low point in four years of this podcast. I've never, I gave an answer, everyone booed me, and then Mike said one syllable at a time, we got an ovation for each syllable. Yeah. We might just stop this podcast. I mean, what is this? Just watching me fumble through you. I wasn't that... I said 2003 was 95. It's not like I said, like, oh, it was an original

team or they're brand new. I was in the wheelhouse. Let's hear it for Tim. I almost guessed 1847. Question number two and a half, basically three. 1847, the year of LeBat Blue? Also debuting in 95 was this other Canadian team which has since relocated to Memphis. Grizzlies! Vancouver Grizzlies. Vancouver Grizzlies. Vancouver Grizzlies, Michael, you have it.

I have to say, I was nowhere near having that. Not even close, I couldn't see it. The Raptor quiz is very interesting. Yeah, it's very sports centric for a guy who well yeah, zooms in on Wolverine pictures on his phone Well Wolverine's got claws the Raptors got that You got it. You got to really go the distance with this guy I thought this was gonna be like Jurassic Park questions. Like we just watched the trailer for the new Jurassic

I have a feeling we're getting there because I know he's not gonna do it next question In the original Jurassic Park film. Yes. Yes, this is good. This is fucking good Everyone pay attention and start rolling your cameras In the original Jurassic Park film a team of experts are brought to the park to calm investors fears After a worker is killed by a velociraptor Resulting shoot her. Yes, Tim. You getting it! Oh he's warm, he's warm going into this question. Certified Sinophile. Resulting in a 20 million dollar lawsuit. He was the gatekeeper at the Raptor pens and his name was... Fuck, Darius. I bought, do you guys know who Mike Mitchell is?

Oh hell yeah, do you know who Nick Weigert is? Mike Mitchell and I went to a, it was like an anniversary screening of original Jurassic Park in 3D. We went to go see it, we loved it, we went home and were dizzy because of the 3D. Everyone else at the birthday boy's house went to a party. We were like, we can't. But when we were watching that movie, I went online and bought a hat of this guy. The same this guy, the Australian slouchy hat I think

it's called. Oh no, hold on Michael. Michael, the question is... Oh no. Well, that's a good story anyway. The whole movie, the whole movie is kicked off because they're prepping the park. We love the park. A guy got killed and there's a $20 million lawsuit, which means they need a panel of experts to come to the park. Dude, this is so… I had no idea. Fuck, I've seen this movie 400 times.

It's the beginning scene. I know. Who's the guy who gets killed? What's his name? Darius. Dude, it's so weird because I know the scene. My whole life I was just like, it's the cold open. It's kind of crazy.

Loading team, step away. I know that Dennis Nedry is eating in Costa Rica, and he says, Dodson's here. Dodson. Tim, I'll give you a point for that. Yes! Yes! Yes!

How about a point for this? Barbasol. Barbasol? No points awarded. Okay, how about one more point for this? People are dying! How about one more point for this? People are dying!

Folks, what do you think? I'll leave it to the folks. I'm in the fucking hole here. Well, here's- wait, hold on a second. Don't you want to hear if he got any points for that shit? Sure. Yes, he did. That's why I thought I was in the hole. Can I tell you, I bought a can of Barbasol recently. This goes somewhere.

And I was shaving with it and I was looking at it and I was like, why is this Jurassic Park? It had like Jurassic Park stuff on it. I was like, what is this all about? I was like, oh, that's where the Barbasol is. Oh, there's embryos in the bottom. Listen to him deny, defend and delay. Oh, if I was Luigi, Mike, you'd be fucking done, dude.

You're avoiding accountability here on the quiz? Okay. I'm just making me sad. I'm like, this is why I'm not a screenwriter, is because I didn't pay attention to like the inciting incident of that movie. I had no idea they like needed that's why the people came to Res Park. But like you know you get it it all loops together. In the beginning it's like oh what's going on? A little tractor comes in it's like it drops the thing it's like there's a monster in there and then he's like loading team

Gatekeeper and then a guy goes up, and he says his name he goes raise the gates and Then shoot ha shoot ha okay, but what you don't realize What's the guys thing is the first time I saw this movie was at a movie theater in Vermont? And I was in the lobby, and I saw Donald Sutherland. Oh! Ew! One point awarded. Can I tell you a quick story? I got a friend in the crowd here, best friend since third grade.

We used to, when we would go to his house after school to hang, it was always get inside, pop in Jurassic Park. Yeah? Yep. And we watched a ton. And we always watched a few, like up to something that I'd leave. But we'd go play or something. Pandering minus one point. Nope. There was something else I wanted to say. Ah, yes. He and I also got drunk together the first time in my basement after a dance. Also...

Wait, what was the drink? Coors Banquet. And it was old as shit. We threw up... The banquet beer. And hold on. One more thing. Ah, yes. About Donald Sutherland. We also in my basement. That's the first time we watched Animal House and we saw Donald Sutherland's hand. Oh, so it's all about Sutherland tonight. He is Canadian. You know what I'm talking about. Is that true?

Yes. The Sutherland's? Do you consider Kiefer Canadian? Why? Because his dad is Canadian? It's like a... He was born in... Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay. Why? Because his dad is Canadian? It's like a... He was born it, was he? Okay, okay, okay. Forget I said anything.

Well, Michael, you have one point, Tim, you have three. I have a point? Yeah, you lost one for pandering. When did I have two points? Don't worry about it. I don't know if the Quiz master knows what's going on. No, I'm taking a rigid fucking tally of this shit. Alright, folks.

Joffrey raised the gate. His name is Joffrey. Damn. Here's why it's cool to me. That character was named after the actor Joffrey C. Brown, founding member of the Black Stuntman's Association. Joffrey also drove the iconic bus jump in Speed the next year.

Really? This guy's the fucking man. Before he was an actor, he pitched one game for the Chicago Cubs. Holy shit. Damn. More than us. Was it against the Toronto Blue Jays?

Well, it's been a fine showing, but here we are in the final sort of leg of the whole fucking thing. Now you guys are actors in your own right as well. Absolutely, yes. You will each be given 10 seconds. Oh, this is good. To embody the Velociraptor to the best of your ability. Oh, I hate that.

I don't want to do this. This is like what the worst kid in your school did all the time, was like walk around as a raptor. This is embarrassing. Hold on, I need to look up something because this could be big for me. Go ahead, Tim. I should also mention this is worth 60 points. Okay.

Tim, are you going? Yeah. Your 10 seconds starts now. People are dying! Give it up, folks! Oh shit, wait! That was a different character. Michael, your time starts now! Now I want ten seconds

Could you imagine though if he's if they said that, you know what I fucking should have said? Let me do it again. Let me do it again. Do you believe in my life, boy? After what? Life finds a way. Do you believe life finds a way? Yeah.

That's why I fucking suck. That's why. I've been trying to place it all the whole tour. I'm like, what is why? I know he sucks, but I can't place. Why? I've been studying your every move and I could have. All right, folks, I leave it up to the audience.

Who wins the Velociraptor challenge? Is it Tim Calpacus? Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Or is it Michael Hanford? Thanks, folks. Tim, you have lost. Hold on, hold on. I have a thing for you. And then... What's the winner get? For Michael, you have won the Toronto Velociraptor Challenge.

Ooh! Thanks, folks! Boy, I thought there was gonna be a lot more basketball questions. Not my style. Yeah, that's what I thought. I gave you basically one and a half. Pretty good quiz there, Jeff. Pretty good. That was more than I expected. Pretty good quiz there, Jeff. Pretty good.

Pretty good quiz. Tough loss for the team, and I can't believe that you guys voted against me after I told you I like Swiss chalet and everything. I praised your very chicken. I'm still in love with this crab. This is a good crab. I'm in love with this crab. I love it. I love it.

Not me. Hate him. You've turned? Except for that guy. That's my boy right there. Oh, that's great. I would take a bullet for this guy. I would lay down in traffic for this guy. I would lay down on Yonge Street for this guy. Yeah! That's our show. Follow us on social media at The Sloppy Boys, where we release these recipes ahead of time. And if you can't get enough boys, it's patreon.com slash The Sloppy Boys.

They got the exclusive in on all the good shit. You're not gonna find it anywhere else. Wait a minute. Wait a minute Jeff. Yeah If you folks if you come to the Table back there the t-shirt table and you show us that you subscribe to the patreon tonight You get a free sign mini poster Even if you sign right now a new subscriber tonight, but Mike, that poster is worth five bucks. Well, geez, Jeff, that's all I mean, that's all that the

Patreon costs. Oh my god, you're fucking right, bro. Damn. And there's also an opportunity for people to sell me well butrin. That's so cool. What a night. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,