The Sloppy Boys - 249. Bourbon Margarita aka “Tim”

Episode Date: July 25, 2025

The guys celebrate the dawg days of summer with a hefty, bourbon-y variation on the classic marg.BOURBON MARGARITA RECIPE:1 part Margarita Mix     1 part Bourbon WhiskeyBuy your favorite margarita mix and bourbon and do a 50/50 shake with ice. Serve on rocks and enjoy during the dawg days of summer. (This is a faith-based drink by the way.)Recipe via Tim Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh, folks, the Sloppy Boys are taking this party on the road fall 2025. Oh, folks, we need you to be there to have a little fun with us this fall 25. Oh, the band is playing shows, we're rocking hard at our rock concerts, and we're also throwing in a few live cocktail podcasts along the way. But where will you play? Oh, you mean like the tour kickoff at City Winery in Nashville, Tennessee? That's October 12th. That's right, then we're gonna be rocking Chapel Hill, North Carolina at the local 506. October 15th in Washington DC Pearl Street warehouse. October 17th in

Philadelphia to Milk Boy. October 18th Newark, New Jersey at Victoria Theater. That's gonna be a podcast. And then that band is cranking out the amps because on October 19th in Boston, Massachusetts, we're playing Middle East upstairs, baby. Hey, and don't forget October 22nd in Hamden, Connecticut at the Space Ballroom. October 23rd, Woodstock, New York, Colony. October 24th, Amherst, Massachusetts. The Drake.

November 4th in Denver, Colorado, at the Gothic Theater, that's a podcast. November 6th in Denver, Colorado at the Gothic Theatre. That's a podcast. November 6th, Minneapolis, Minnesota, Zora Darling. November 7th, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, X-Ray Arcade. November 8th, Chicago, Illinois, Beat Kitchen. You know that's two shows. November 9th, Indianapolis, Indiana, Black Circle Brewing. November 11th, Columbus, Ohio, Roomba Cafe. November 12th, Pittsburgh, PA, Craft House. November 12th, Pittsburgh, PA. Craft House. November 13th, Cincinnati, Ohio

at the Commonwealth Comedy Club. That's two shows and a podcast. That's two live podcasts. And November 14th in Detroit, Michigan, Logger House. And November 15th in Lansing, Michigan, Greywall Hall. That's a podcast. And that's the end of the tour.

Wah, wah, wah. Choo-ch end of the tour. Wah wah wah. Choo choo. Come on out folks. Wow. Hey folks, welcome to the Sloppy Boys where we take a deep dive into the drinks that you love. I'm Jeff Dutton along with Mike Hanford. Heyo. And Tim Kalpakis.

What is up? And we are your hosts, the Sloppy Boys expanding, ascending and conquering all over the net and soon in real life, coming to a theater near you. What was the expanding and conquering in real life? All over the net? All over the net. All over the net. All over the net.

Let's get past that. We move on. Now, Jeff, no one's going to believe you. No one's going to listen to you if you don't speak confidently and with confidence. Confidently and with confidence. Confidently confident. Somebody one time gave you a pep talk that was like, yo, you got to have confidence. Me?

Yeah. You got to have confidence. Was it like an animated bear? Ha ha ha. You got to have confidence. You were floating around a jungle river and somebody. You got to have swag. Were you kind of soft shoeing on the bear's stomach

while he was floating on the. Oh, yeah, sort of his belly. Wow. Yeah, were you kind of soft shoeing on the bear's stomach while he was floating on the. Oh, yeah, sort of his belly. Wow. Yeah, that's fun. That's fun for you. Oh, Jeff, you're talking about going out and playing those live shows in the fall, yes? Yeah, that's all I can think about.

I am getting so excited for these shows. And I got some ideas for some set list fun stuff. Swaps? Set list swaps? Some swaps. I want to do this. I got some ideas for some set list fun stuff. Swaps? Set list swaps? Some swaps. I want to do this and Mealan bleeped the names here of the songs I'm gonna say.

I think we should open with. Oh. We go to a place, anytime we have a place that has like lights and stuff, we get a spotlight just on Tim to open. And then when Jeff and I each come in, then Jeff comes in, then I come in. That would be so fun.

To start off like, ooh, ooh, this is a little different. Maybe these guys are musicians now, not just beard guzzling bozos. And the one by one effect is like, hey, that's my fucking boy. Oh no, that's my other fucking boy. Oh no, that's my boy. All three is my boys.

But you know what I mean? Like doing something slow and then punching it into something big and then going any which way, I don't know. Mike, your mind is on fire. It's not nonstop, it's plaguing me, it's keeping me up. Shhh. You didn't take one of those limitless pills, did you? Shit. Yeah, but I got it from a guitar center,

so it was only music, limitless. Huh. I can only think of stuff, I can't play anything I got it from a guitar center. So it's only music limitless. Huh? I can only think of stuff. I can't play anything. They call it fretless. But it's still just like, I haven't seen the movie Limitless, but it's funny to me that at some point I know he's like hanging from a skyscraper and stuff.

Like his brain power gets him into trouble. I think that's going to happen with Mike walking down the street and he's like, hmm, E minor. But then somehow that leads to him getting chased by you by guys trying to suppress him I'll give you the long and short of it He's a struggling sci-fi writer in the beginning who like can't get his opus down and then he takes the drug and he gets His opus down Sci-fi writer and then he I think he like hacks the stock market and then he runs for president. Oh

my He does I think stock market and then he runs for president. Oh my god. That's like the argument. Oh he does? I think. It's been a minute. Well that's interesting. That is very interesting indeed. I wonder, cause the idea was that he was using 100% of his brain in Limitless,

whereas we're walking around using 1%, 2%. 2% is my milk that I drink. We're 1%ers in that regard. Is that what people mean? They say one percenters. Yeah, we don't want to be one percenters anymore. Wait, so Limitless, was that directed by M. Night Shyamalan? No, but it was starring Bradley Cooper, if that's what you mean.

Yes, that is what I mean. Yes. I always get those names confused, Bradley Cooper and M. Night Shyamalan. Now I'm checking. But yeah, the tour's going to be Uh. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. But yeah, the tour is going to be fun. Yes, the tour will be fun. When I close my eyes at night, all I see

is blackness with two yellow strips coming at me going vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom. Road? Road lines. Road lines. Hey, you tip those things the other way, Jeff. And you maybe have some tour sort of type of music lightsaber game going. The fuck's that game called?

Beatsaber, Beatsaber. Hey, I started playing a trombone champ, you know, trombone champ. Is that so on what switch? How do you do you sing into it? Like do you like, brr brr brr brr? No, you do you sing into it? Like do you like Barbara Barbara? No, you like tilt the thing for the or you can take one of the remotes and kind of use it like that. And so and be like,

take me out with the crab. Is that game what we were looking at up at Dave's? We watched some YouTube video and I was laughing at trombone playing a song. Was it that? Yeah, it was that. What song was it playing? Something kind of complicated. I think it was, it was either like careless whisper or, um, one of them that happens,

that comes up a lot online is, uh, making my way downtown. Oh, it was that. Yeah. A million miles. It's like. I always see that and see like bad versions of it. It's so funny. Well, it's hard. It's tough to do well, like tough to do well.

I know, but it's, when it's, it sounds bad. It sounds so bad. Do you guys know that Vanessa Carlton has never revealed who that song is about? And it is about a celebrity that we know. Like it, like, wait, how does that song make my way? Like what's the night? I would walk into the sky.

And it's a positive song for this person she likes. Yeah, it's a it's a professing her love and a celebrity. Oh, wouldn't you reveal wouldn't you reveal eventually she will. Imagine if it was Joey Gladstone, Dave Coolio. That'd be pretty good. Did she and Alanis were both gunning for him. He's like, ladies, ladies. Now wait, didn't-

So you just got to write a nice song. Yeah, about me. Well, I did. Well, did I like you better? And that's me, Joey Gladstone. What was the song? No, wait. Didn't Vanessa Carlton go to our,

her sister went to our school? Our college? Vanessa Carlton go to our, her sister went to our school? Or college? Finesse Carlton played at our school freshman. And I think it's because her sister went to our school. Does that sound right? I think you might be hitting on something, Mike. Something like that. Go Bombers.

Well, sure. I wish Conesa would have said that. Yeah, that would have meant a lot coming from her. That day especially. Isn't she married to a black key? Oh, yes. Oh, so that's probably what that song's about. Wait, no, no, no. You're, are you wait, that is a different lady. That's not Vanessa Carlton.

That is Meredith Baxter or something like that, or Michelle branch. Michelle branch. That's I think who came to our school or I don't know. So this whole line of conversation is garbage. Also, I wasn't there that year. That's the year before I transferred. What could be less interesting, not even the celebrity, that a celebrity sister maybe went to our college?

Oh, when you were wrong? And just to play, and we can't think of it. To be wrong? Why would anyone listen to this podcast? I don't know. Get anything from it. This is a fucking mess. It gets good.

This might be good for Vanessa Carlton. If you stick with it, it gets good. Like a pristine TV show. Yeah, by episode five hundred and thirty. It's pretty good. You have to listen to so many hundreds of hours before it gets good. Oh, all right. Well, let's let's get off that topic.

I want to talk to you guys. You know what? No, I'm going to wait till we talk about the drink to bring up what I'm going to talk about. Wow. What a tease. Oh, selective. Nice.

A tease, a cock tease. Good one, Mike. Cocktail. Get it, Tim. I do. OK, should we get into some business? OK, so you get it. I get it Tim. I do. Okay. Should we get into some business? Okay. Okay.

So you get it, I get it. We all three get it. The hosts all get it. We'll wait for the audience to get it. That takes a little extra time because their brain pans are less developed. Not the sharpest tools in the shit. Smooth.

Smooth brain, smooth brain. You know what Tim, you just said sharpest. I'm gonna get into what I was gonna talk about. Oh God, no. I picked up today, I picked up today at the store, a new knife. Look at this, he's holding up a knife. A new cooking knife, very sharp, very sharp.

Xing, Xing. I've got a bigger butcher knife and I got a nice, this isn't a filet knife necessarily, but I'm taking myself seriously in the kitchen, but. You got the safety on it still. Yeah, of course I got the safety on it. I don't want to take it off ever, ever. Kill yourself for that thing.

I'm taking myself seriously in the kitchen. I'm trying to take myself seriously in the kitchen, but the reason I went into a little cooking store, like a houseware store, I need to get a new shaker. And I did. And I got a good one. I put some money into it. I got an O. What's this brand?

OXO? They make a ton of that stuff. Oh, yes. That looks modern. It's modern. It's not flimsy. It's got a nice little rubber stopper. And look at this.

The cap of it is a measuring glass. It's got some good measurements in there. Yeah, some of the best measurements. Some of the best ones you're gonna use. Oh, you mean one ounce, two ounces? Yeah, those are the good ones. Yeah, it's right there. And you know, some of these you open them up

and it's just like 0.59. The reason I got a new one, I could not fucking find the cap for my other one and it just like wasn't working. But this is, I like having a nice piece of. No cap? Jeff. No cap, I don't have the cap.

And that's no cap. I like having a nice piece of equipment, don't you? Like a good solid thing. Yeah, especially when you're going to use a lot. Especially, exactly. Instead of getting just like, oh, a dollar store little tin that looks like shit and always falls apart. Yeah, that's a shaker you can be proud of.

Yeah, it's got some heft. With this fancy new shaker, though, do you think it might go to your head and have you become some sort of egomaniac? In terms of cocktails? Yeah. No, no, we'll see. We'll see after segment two.

But no, I doubt that. Damn. Well, we got our eye on you. I doubt I'll take a holier-than-thou approach to this. Your co-host will keep you humble. Please do. You've done it in the past. And I thank you. Yeah, you brick. Yeah, you little dick.

You little small dick brick. You little dick cheeseburger. Should we get into some booze news, please? All right, dick cheeseburger. Get into it. Airheads. Booze news. Hit it. You know, it's like the cranked option. Like the movie. Yeah.

And cranked it cranked. That's good. Calphe cordial, Calphe cordial, but I'll take it cranked. Calphe cordial, Calphe cordial, but I'll take it cranked. That's good. For like crank, like the movie crank. You know, it's like the crank option. That's good. For like crank, like the movie crank. Yeah.

And crank too. And crank too. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. Option. That's good option was sent to us by DJ Dank Caliendo. And if you have a booze news theme, email it to the sloppy boys podcast at gmail.com.

Well, that was still going at the end.pyboyspodcast.gmail.com. Well, that was still going at the end. There was a whoo option, I think I heard it say. That was chilled out and funky. Way to go. That Sloppy Boys song that was being sampled there, give it time. Yeah.

That was one, now, Mike, you wrote that song, you came in with a simple demo, but then we went into the- This was a fun one. Before we went down to Texas, just in LA at a practice space, we went into a lockout room kinda, and we just started playing,

and then I kinda improvised that lead guitar line, dun, dun, dun, dun, and then Jeff was experimenting with different percussions. And it's not echo-y, it's not, that's not an echo effect. No, no, no delay. No pedals. No, there's no delay pedal. That's, there are little fingers on Timmy.

That was a cool, that was a very cool ad. I love that little, what'd you call that? Riff? Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. What are you, a chord pattern? I would, and I would say very sampleable, not just in the booze news sense, but I would say you could take that song

in a whole different direction if you were some sort of hip hop producer. Oh, Doja Cat would have a field day with it. Gonna cost her. She got her mitts on that. Gonna cost her. I would love Doja Cat to use one of our songs. Yeah.

Wouldn't that be exciting? Oh yeah. And I would love to see what I could do with, kiss me more. Kiss me more, kiss me more. You better not kiss me more. My lips hurt, baby. Ooh, ooh.

Something there. I wouldn't mind seeing the three of us in that hair suit she wore at Coachella. Yeah, it'd be nice for the three of us to finally have something of a pubic hair. Yeah. It'd be great if that was in the, you get Rolling Stone magazine,

you're reading the story. Doja Cat got a sample for the Sloppy Boys and in return she gave them three hair suits. It was their terms. No money involved. I, for real though, it would be so, if we had Doja Cat, a sample of our things, I would be excited for the free, you know,

to make some money, but also I'd be like, well, we could probably go to Coachella too, right? And watch it because it's our song. Right? It has, you have to let us go for free. You can't make it sound like they're doing you such a favor. I know, I need to.

We can watch. We have to, you have to let us watch. We helped. You're already making accusations. It wouldn't be cool if you said no. Okay, booze news. Here is what I wanted to talk to you guys about today. There's a TikTok and Instagram trend

that I have noticed over the last couple of years, but then didn't really think of it as like, I thought I was always kind of seeing the same thing or whatever, and then as I've been scrolling, I'm like, hey, wait a second, this is a whole lot of people doing this thing, and this is a full blown phenomenon with drinks, and it is Bev Cart Girls.

Have you seen Bev Cart Girls online? Well, no, online, no. Wait, you just like the idea of Bev Cart Girls. Have you seen Bev Cart Girls online? No, online, no. Wait, you just like the idea of Bev Cart Girls, or is this a proper noun? The idea of Bev Cart Girls, improper noun. This might be an opportunity for a slophead to make up a Bev Cart Girls mashup here.

Or a Bev Cart Girls. Yeah, that's a nice thing. Wait, what song is that? West End Girls. Ah, yes. By the Pet Shop Boys? Mm-hmm. West End Girls, Pet Shop Boys.

Tim, before we get more confusing, go ahead. So there are all of these golf course girls that drive golf carts around. And for centuries, or let's be honest, decades, they drive around and they've got like drinks in the back and they sell drinks to the golfers on the course. But lately you've got a few of them, I wrote down some names here,

Jen Belly, Morgan Middeldorf, Cambriella, Laney Cross, Patty's Camera Roll, and then there's aggregates like Girl Cart Mixology and stuff like that, where it'll be the girl that goes around the golf course selling cocktails or drinks to the guys, but she'll have like a dash cam mounted looking back at her face and sometimes, or like off the back when she's making a drinks and like sometimes it's where we heard about like the bromoza, lots of drinks, the, the, the transfusion, crown berry apple, bromoza mainly. Oh, and there's, there's a big one now we should try on the

show called the water hazard. That's vodka, blue Gatorade, lemonade and Sprite. Ooh, that sounds very much like the hater aid from high tops. Oh, yeah, which was good. It also Wait, that kind of reminds me too. People have been sending Jeff and I An ingredient for chug jugs from Right, Jeff Chug pots or blue pots or whatever For tonight, we should maybe do that sometime. That buzz balls thing.

Oh, I saw that on Instagram where it was like someone was holding a buzz ball up to the screen. Yeah, it's just like the blue buzz ball looks like a, like a shield pod. And not a mini, well, we can get into how we're going to attack that. Not a mini, a big pot, big pot. Anyway, have you guys seen any of these Bev Cart girls on Instagram? Not a one, a big pot, big pot. Anyway, have you guys seen any of these

Bev Cart girls on Instagram? Not a one, Tim. Not on Instagram, but I'm familiar with what it is, with the practice of it. I guess it's like any job now, it's like it used to just be a job, but now it's like, hey, you know, you could blow up on TikTok if you do this.

But lots of the times it'll be, sometimes it's them making drinks, other times it's just like a mounted video of them and it's like them getting hit on and them politely declining because those girls get hit on all day. I was going to say, that's what the dash cam is for, is for like their own personal security.

Right, for real. But lots of times it'll be, like I saw one that was like a compilation and it was like, how to laugh at the same joke all day. And it was this girl driving around being the same joke all day and it was this girl driving around being like hey do you need anything and a guy's saying yeah do you have a birdie like a hundred guys all day and every time the girl like in that boat show a joke in the Simpsons yeah you come with a boat oh you lots of

times it's girls showing how to get a big tip or like how to like flirt with dumb old guys to get a big tip. And then other times it'll be like, this guy became, this guy was sexually harassing me and here's how I dealt with it. Or like, it's a whole culture. That's something I didn't realize

that could be helpful in TikTok. Like if you have a job, ways to get tips and stuff is like, hey, this worked for me. This has been working for me at my barista job. Maybe it'll work for you. That's good. Yeah. I like stuff like that.

That's good. I was just on TikTok trying to, you know, this summer is for all three of us trying to get ourselves healthier as possible. Oh, sure. Healthier as possible. Before tour. Before tour. You gotta be confident when you're talking to the mic.

Yeah, you got to have confidence. I know. I know. Healthiest of possible. But anyway, I've been to one of my goals this summer is Mike is getting better posture. He's going to stand up straight. And I was watching a bunch of TikTok things about it's all in your hips. You got to put the pelvis forward, not in the back. You got to swing your hips. It's in the hips. It's all in your hips. You gotta put the pelvis forward, not in the back. You gotta swing your hips. It's in the hips.

It's all in the hips. It's part of the hips, Jeff. We gotta put our hips forward. Really? It gets your core going. Then it's all. My hips are way back. I know, me too.

You know what fucking sucked? I wanted some tips. I wanted to figure out how to move my hips around in a good way. So I thought, I know I'll put on the Ed Sullivan show when Elvis is on. They didn't show the hips. They shot him from the waist up. I couldn't tell what the fuck. My tip. You need to update your references. I think you should be watching some Shakira videos.

That's if I wanted to know if my hips should tell the truth or lie. Yeah, yeah. They showed Shakira in a Spanish class. I didn't take Spanish, but I heard that they showed that the you still lie. That one is it is that hips don't lie. I think so. The big one.

Well, I have to lie. Oh, no, I was thinking of wherever, whenever. That's a good one, too. I was like, you can't be showing that in school, man. We wear tight pants in this school. That's funny because we in Spanish class, we kept hearing that like, oh, in all those French classes, they're showing Celine Dion videos and we're like, you can't play that. Yeah, you can.

It's not jack off material the same way that Shakira videos. I know, Jeff, I know that. But I don't really think you were playing Celine Dion videos. That was just a funny dynamic I was working with. Yeah, you were thinking like, oh, what would the French one be? That's kind of where I was going. Anyway, wait, is this a way so we heard the boozers? It's cart girls. It's it's it's keep your eyes out on Instagram. It's it's a whole culture that's exploding and it's for multiple reasons. Yes, like what Mike was saying, it's good for like, just

tips on jobs. People are into it for that reason. Then also for women's issues, there's a lot of clips of, hey, this is what we got to deal with all day. But then also as it pertains to cocktails, it's sort of interesting to think about what drinks you make on a beverage cart because you don't have a full bar. So it's almost like an airline, like on the plane, flight attendant. They're working with the stuff that's there. So it's not really like cocktail cocktails, but it's mixed drinks.

So a lot of people are just getting gin and tonics and stuff like that, but then it's kind of cool that out of necessity, there's these new drinks being born. Air necessity. Exactly. And that's why I think we should try the water hazard, but it's like, yeah, only on the golf course would you be like blue Gatorade, lemonade,

Sprite, vodka. Like there's no bitters or like olives around. The fact that they're even doing cocktails is like, I've only seen those or known about the cart snack bar type thing as beers only. Like pre-done stuff stuff you just crack open. Interesting. The liquor is little nips like on a plane.

Right, right, right, right. Well, very much like a plane. Hey, do you guys, I remember finding out or discovering that I wasn't charged for a cocktail on a plane once. Yes. And then it happened again. Yes. And again and again and again

and all of a sudden you're making a mess. Yeah, right. And I think it was just like that the, um, the person didn't want to come back and get my card. Yeah. And use that, do that whole like computer. Just like didn't want to mess with it. And, um, and then, uh, I thought I really found a nice grift and then I got charged and it kind of took the wind out of my sails.

How could they do that to you? They're like, we know about all your other ones too. Or like there's other ones too where they have your card on file from when you bought the plane ticket. Yeah. It just charges to the card. So maybe all those freebies weren't so free after all. I think they check it.

Cause I'm a Delta Sky Miles member and I have the same thing. I'm worried that they were charging me for all the free drinks, but I recently had a lady charge it to my Sky Miles account, but she still had to ask me for something. That's when I say nothing. You go, mom.

I dine and dash. You keep mom. Well, if she was asking you, if the question was what do you want to drink, that's an okay question. That you can say. I don't remember what she was asking me, but she was asking me something.

What for what? What, what? What, what? Wake up, you woke me up to ask me what I want. I've never seen this in real life, but oh, go ahead, Jeff. No, no, I'm gonna say what you're gonna say. Please wake for snacks. Yeah, what is, oh boy.

It's like, it's like, you know, a neck pillow thing with a, I've seen ads for it on Instagram, like a neck pillow thing with like an iPad eye covering that holds your head back to the seat. That looks good, but then I also saw it has a little clip that you can put a note that says, wake for snacks. Yeah. That is, I don't know about that one.

I don't know, I don't think so. I might wake for drinks. If I go too long without water, I get rather parched. That's true, that's true. Yeah, that's true. But wake for snacks just feels like we've come a little too far in the comfort zone, folks. It feels like basement dweller, like, mom.

Well, yeah, that's for sure too. Chicken nuggets. What if it specifically said Biscoff biscuits? yeah, that's for sure too. Chicken nuggets. What if it specifically said biscoff biscuits? Yeah, that's good too. Please wake for stroopwafel. Please wake when we've landed. Let me make sure I get off. Don't let me sleep through the next flight.

Do not prank me by putting me down below with the dogs. Oh, you reminded me, Mike. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. with the dogs. Oh, you reminded me, Mike. It's time for Dutton's Delights. Yeah, that's right, folks. Every once in a while, Boo's new segment has a segment within called Duns Delights, and it's where I sort of say what I'm into or what I'm excited about.

And this one's a little different because I came up with an invention the other day that I think I'm going to reveal on pod. Oh, yes, I like this. I like the idea of inventing something. You know, I'm out there in the city all the time. I'm on the electric bike. I'm hiking around. I'm going to events.

And I, you know, a lot of our friends, a lot of our loved ones have beloved pets, do they not? They do. Wolf, wolf and meow wolf, wolf, meow. These are parts of the family. These are parts of the family. These are members of the family. Even his hiss. But that's not this.

That's not for me. I came up with a great idea. Dog repellent. OK, OK, you don't. Look, look, I love it. I got my debts. Yeah, but people wouldn't know. You don't shoot it at the dog. No, no, it. I got my debts. Yeah. But if people wouldn't know, you don't shoot it at the dog.

No, no, no. It's not often. It's on your pants. It's defense. You can't, you can't sell an item that says, shoot it, shoot at this dog. No, no, you can't shoot it. You discreetly, it comes in a cream or a spray.

You put it on your legs before you go to an event. Oh my God. I love it. Wow. And it's just mildly, mildly off putting to dogs. That's Jeff, that's something like the way. Like if it was like ammonia or something. They just kind of keep two, three feet. Right.

And there's gotta be a smell that dogs smell that we don't cause their noses are nuts. That's good, Jeff. It even smells good, maybe. Oh, Jeff, this is so good because I'm not a dog guy. And I spent a lot of time trying to politely eschew people's dogs. A lot of people at a party or if I'm at someone's house, it's really hard. Dog wants to play and I have to pretend.

Jeff, this is a great. This is an actual great idea. I save my pretending for when I'm paid. This is great. What about this, Jeff? Oh, what about this? You instead of a cream or a spray, it's a little mechanical advice advice device that has like a high pitch or something

that the only dogs can hear that kind of like they don't want to be around. Look, I that's something too, but I heard that maybe it, do dog whistles irritate dogs? Like do they hurt them? Oh, that could be. Is it like a firework or something? I don't want to, I don't want to mess with that. Right, right. If it's just constant thing they don't want. Yeah, yeah. That's a good point. But I'm just saying for alternatives to the creams, but that's a great idea. The creams and stuff or a device that emits a pulse. And you know what, you know what you do, Jeff.

You sell it as, you sell it as like, you sell it as, for those, like for allergy sufferers. Oh. Get the dogs away from you, get them off of me. Right, and then that way, allergy sufferers like Jeff can use it and then just mean guys who don't like dogs like me can use it. But no fur, yeah, they know in their head that it's just guys who don't like dogs like me can use it. But no fur, yeah, they know in their head

that it's just because they don't like the fur balls. Oh, I wish I could completely cuddle with him. Oh, oh, what am I doing with all these milk bones in my pockets? Well, okay. Oh, but I love how he's so hairy and fucking stinks and his mouth is fucking disgusting from his own shit and don't forget the noise, the noise though.

He's swoppering on my khaki. So it looks like I've pissed myself. Oh good. This is the people, man, when I talk shit on dogs, people fucking hate me for it. So Jeff is you go public as a CEO of this company, be ready for the public backlash. I'm crying all the way to the bank, Tim.

All the way to the bank. It's like better for dogs because they're not dealing with negative people being like, get away from me. But a dog hates to deal with his resentment. Jeff, I would actually do this and make a ton of money if I were you. OK. Mike?

If I were you, I would do that. You got yourself a deal. Because a lot of money if I were. Okay. Mike. If I were you, I would do that. You got yourself a deal. Because a lot of the times. The Sloppy Boys LLC is branching out from podcasts to dog repellent. Why not? Why not? We probably don't have time for the tour anymore. You can take whatever money we have

in the Sloppy Boys LLC account and put it towards this. Hey, what's up with the Sloppy Boys? We're a band, we got a podcast, and we make dog repellent. We own a dog repellent factory. We cook it up in our kitchen and we put it in the tubes and we mail it. We put it in the tube, you put it on your legs. That's the deal. All right. Is that it for booze news? I like that Now with booze news out of the way we turn our attention to the drink of the moment the drink of the day You're the bud. Mm-hmm. Here on the pod the drink of the day Jeff. I guess you might be referring to the bourbon margarita, AKA the Tim you've had.

Ooh, no, but we've heard. I've not had. I heard about this last week, did I not? Yes. On pod? Here on the pod. Here on the pod, here on the show. Yes, this is a drink.

I mentioned it briefly on a recent ep of the acclaimed show, Sobby Boys, but it's pretty self-explanatory, bourbon margarita, aka the Tim. But I think when we drink this drink, what we're really talking about, typically on the show here, we don't talk too much about faith. We don't really get into our own faith or the divine or the higher powers or that which lies above. Or even the afterlife.

Do you guys have any faith? I do with this drink I do. Good, good. Jeff? Faith? Me too with this drink. All right. That's good enough.

I could have said Roman Catholic or this drink. Oh, you got to have enough. I could have said a Roman Catholic or, uh, yeah, this drink. Oh, you got to have a faith, a faith, a faith. Um, because here's what I mentioned before on the show. I've heard both Bob Dylan and Bruce Springsteen say that when they're writing a song, for sure there's, there's the craft and the tools that an artist has, but then for a truly great song, they believe that they've been touched by the divine. And while we're on the topic of said songwriter. Yeah, I feel like I was touched by the divine when I wrote Recipe Revamp for Sloppy Boys Season Two. Recipe Revamp.

What's that? You know, when freshies had to recall their burgers. Birthday boys season two. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Fuck. Well, it's funny how those blob together. And I like recipe revamp. That's a good one. Yeah, it's just one of the one of the more connective tissue you want. There's a lot of that to be done. Take it away, Tim.

Yeah. Well, so just whether whether it's music or television, writing or whatever, every once in, well, so just whether it's music or television writing or whatever, every once in a while an artist is inspired in. I mentioned this on the show, but what happened was it was a scorching hot summer day in Los Angeles. I was at Little Joy and Echo Park. The bartender asked me what I wanted

and before I could respond, I felt the hand of, call it God, call it a higher power, the universe, whatever it God, call it a higher power, you know, the universe, whatever it is you believe. It reached down and it touched me. And before I could think, what came out of my mouth was, yeah, can I have a margarita, but instead of tequila, can you use bourbon?

And the bartender didn't give a fuck, made the drink, and I said, it's really good. And he didn't give a fuck. So in that case, the bartender is sort of acting like the Antichrist to me. The bartender was like Pontius Pilate. Yes, yes. No, Pontius Pilate gave a fuck. And the drink is Barabbas.

The drink? Barabbas. Or is it Barabbas? We'll never know because we weren't around to hear. Yeah, right. Or was it Barabbas? The one thing we do know about history is that the Balkans were a powder cake.

So the bartender, like so many in Christ's time, was standing in front of greatness, totally ignorant. You never know when the Lord's gonna test you and he failed the test. Yeah, he blew it. He'll be telling his grandkids, hey, we're freaking idiot. I actually made the first the Tim.

Ah, shut up, grandpa. The first the Tim. The first the Tim. Shut up, grandpa. You know, stop saying that to me. Take better care of me. Speaking of the the, Jeff, I said it's called the Tim and then you said lose the the.

And it's funny, I know what you mean. You would just say, hey, I'm drinking a Tim. But on drinks you never, let's say I call this the bourbon margarita. Like you'd say on the episode title, you'd say bourbon margarita. But then someone would say, can I have a bourbon margarita? They don't even say, can I have bourbon margarita, but then someone would say, can I have a bourbon margarita? They don't even say, can I have bourbon margarita?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a Tim, the drink is called The Tim, have all have to, hey, we're having a round of Tims. That always makes me think of band names like The Strokes. You wouldn't say, you would just say, I'm going to The Strokes concert. You wouldn't say I'm going to The Strokes concert, but it should be The Strokes concert. No, I think what you're supposed to do is say, I'm going to a concert and wait till

your friend asks, what concert? What concert? The Strokes. Oh yeah, wait, we had to think about that. We had to think about that, yeah. That was another birthday boys bit. Anyway, I don't know, skeptics and scientists and stuff will probably, as they always do in faith-based stuff, point to in this moment

when I ordered this drink, if they're saying, no, it was probably there was a hot day and Tim was in the mood for a whiskey sour, but he did the math and thought lots of times whiskey sours are too strong, too sour, and he wanted a little more approachable whiskey sour. I don't know. Maybe that's what happened. But to me, it was an act of God. And yes, I did then Google it and see. People have made whiskey margaritas. Some people call it an Irish margarita. Southern Living magazine had a bourbon margarita.

Or I've heard it also is called a bourbon, a whiskey daisy. Because a daisy is kind of the precursor to the. Oh, right. Going way back. If you want to go that far back. Who wants to live in the now? It's 2025. We're calling it the Tim. Here's what it is, right. Going way back. If you want to go that far back. Who wants to live in the now? It's 2025. We're calling it the Tim.

Here's what it is, guys. It's an improved whiskey sour. It's an improved margarita. There's a warmth to it. And I recommend drinking it in the dog days of summer. Oh, that's perfect. Wait. So this isn't a warmth to it.

So it's not like you want to lean into the dog days. You're not saying to yourself, oh, yeah, I'm getting away do it. So this isn't a, it's a warmth to it. So it's not like a, you want to lean into the dog days. You're not saying to yourself, oh yeah, I'm getting away from it. No, Mike, a tribe, a herd of buffalo, if they see a storm, they go right through it. You said this before, yes, yes. So instead of going around, so we've got a hot sticky day, summer, drink bourbon.

It's cold though. Yep. You just mean the warmth of the drink. Yeah. Well, I mean the bourbon, the caramelized warmth of the corn and oak. The caramelized, yeah, woody warm. Yeah.

Look at him backpedaling. This is a sham. It's not a hot margarita. There was never faith. There was never a arm of God that touched you. No, no, no, this is a faith-based drink on our first faith-based episode. This is gonna do numbers, Mike.

I do wanna say, yeah, we should put a, well, I do wanna say, speaking of, it's storming out here, boy. Ooh, it's, the rain is coming down. Oh, you know what? Maybe the Lord doesn't want us making these drinks. Maybe the Lord is saying tequila goes into margarita, not bourbon.

I have strong opinions on that. No, but it's supposed to be like flood warnings and stuff. So I'll keep you up to date. It'll be fun to have this nice cozy warm drink. Ooh, it's a good thing you're up on the fourth floor. Yep. Okay, now what I'm going to say is about the recipe is there's many ways to make this.

I want to keep it simple and just say it's a margarita but with whiskey. So the recipe, oh, the receipt, yes. The receipt. I was going to use the IBA cocktail recipe for margarita and you absolutely can, but I was thinking most people making margaritas are probably making it from their favorite mix that they like to buy. And that goes, that ranges from that Cuervo mix

down on the bottom shelf up to the fancies, the tres agaves or whatever name you have. That's what I got, Timmy. I got a nice one, I forget the title. It's a tres agaves. Tres agaves, yeah. Mine was like Dr. Swamy's Billy Bones margarita or something. Fuck you. But here's what I'm gonna say, folks.

The recipe is margarita Mix as directed. Bourbon Whiskey as directed. Buy the Margarita Mix of your choosing. Follow the instructions on the label, but swap in bourbon instead of tequila. And hey, let's be honest, maybe even a little bit more liquor than they say on the bottle,

because lots of times they go a little too easy on the liquor. And make it nice and strong, how you want to make it, how you would make your margarita, but it's with bourbon, and enjoy it on the dog days of summer. Ooh, any, any, you thinking any garnish here or is that? No garnish, no garnish. No garnish, whatever. Drink garnishless or pay the price from the Lord above.

Who shall smite you? Or pay the ultimate price. All right. Well, why don't we go mix these up and when we come back, we can do first sips and yeah, this is exciting. Great. Folks, here come the ads.

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Let me make this perfectly fucking clear! And we're back with Bourbon Margaritas, AKA Tim's, in Hay. Nice. How's your Tim looking? Nice, very good. Oh, it looks good. I got no salt. There's no salt rim on a Tim.

Oh, then I made a salt rim for Mike. Mike, you better get to licking. All right, all right. That's because Tim is salt sensitive, has high blood pressure. Oh yeah, yeah. So does Mike. Okay, here we go.

Ooh yeah. Oh, Timothy. He said that and then you swiped your tongue around the whole length of the room in a real sexual way. Timotheeus. Ooh, the depth. Well, if the sexual feeling is for the drink, Tim, not you, you can rest assured. You're not my type.

Before I say what I think of mine, let's hear more, what are you guys getting? What notes are coming through? You tell me, then I'll say if I agree or disagree. I agree, I agree. I am, ooh, I'm loving this. It's not bad. Notes of lime.

You know what I realized? I was looking at the ingredients in every margarita mix. They're all Tommy's Marks. None of them have any orange elements in them. So pretty much the margarita as we know these days always has agave and lime. Yeah, that's interesting. I used, you ever heard of this brand, Sturings?

Yeah, that's a good name. Sturings, I'd want to do a little bit of a fancy one. I was at, where was I? Some store, not like a grocery store, just kind of like I was in Park Slope and it was kind of a nice, you know, a little bit bougie. And they had normal, they had normal stuff, but I was like, you know what,

let me try one shelf above and try this. It was good. Wait, can I see that? Hold that up just a little bit. Stirrings, simple margarita. Yeah, man. I had some stirrings. Real juice.

I had some stirring sour mix that was like Lemon and lime and maybe orange too. It was really great. Yeah, that's good. You know what? Yeah, it's it's good. That's real good. I Guess I didn't think a margarita was so easy to make I think remember I told you I was like this summer I was like, I'll have more margaritas. I don't think I'm like I thought it was like a lot more complicated, but it ain't. But it ain't. Also check out I use I use some of our Redwood Empire that we've gotten Pipe Dream with Sperm and Whiskey. Oh, that's good.

I bought some of that up in Idlewild and it was super expensive and I was really but but it was just because of Idlewild. Oh, there's only one store like, you know, wilderness vacation prices up there. Another thing that I feel silly for only cluing in on now. Have you guys noticed that like rye is always green in like the labels and the art? Interesting. Really? Green labels are shorthand for like the rye whiskey.

I think even for this Redwood Empire, it's the same thing. They're right. It has a. Yeah. Why is that, Jeff? I wonder. I wonder why is that Jeff? I wonder is the Raya app green?

The Raya app. Yeah. Is it green dating app? Mm hmm. I don't know. Ooh. You hear that thunder out here? Whoa, Michael.

Yeah, I really did. Wow. Skinny. Okay. Good thing I've got a Tim here to keep me balanced. It could also be the Timmy's margarita, like the Tommy's margarita, but- To keep me tipsy and unafraid.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and if you drink enough of these, you won't be conscious at all. I'll be on the roof. Bring it at me! Like Lieutenant Dan. This is all you got. Well, cause it goes along with the strong faith

of the drink that you want to face the Lord above. Yes, yes. I'll tell you what, this shaker too, was a dream to work with. Oh, first shake? A dream. So confident, so confident. First shake in the new shaker?

First shake in the new shaker. Beautiful shake, but it made quite a lot. I did three ounces of the mix and then two ounces of the bourbon. Oh, so I got a little extra. I'm still pouring out in this thing. It's a big boy. Yeah, I did four and two. So mine's weaker than yours. Tim, did you did you say what type of cup we should use?

I just use a cocktail rocks glass. I think over your choosing, because I was going to say whatever is on the label here thing. What type of cup we should use? I just use a cocktail. Rocks glass. Rocks glass. I think over your choosing, cause I was going to say whatever's on the label here thing, but I would say on the rocks in a rocks glass or a margarita glass. But my, my, my, the label on mine said, hold on me. He said ask Tim.

Ask Tim to ask Jeeves. Mine, Dr. Swamy's Billy bones or whatever it was. It, it said to serve it up in a martini glass, but I didn't want to do that. But I'll tell you this, I found, I definitely had to up the bourbon. I made it to their specs, and when I took a sip right now,

it was sort of caught in the uncanny valley between a margarita and something else, and then the bourbon wasn't really coming through. I just, I'm using Jack Daniels, which they don't call themselves bourbon. They say just like Tennessee whiskey, sour mash, but they hit all the requirements for what a bourbon is. So it is bourbon.

With Jack Daniels and Jim Beam, I never know, and even Johnny Walker, I never know which is like bourbon or Irish or rye or. I only know Johnny Walker is Scotch, Scotch blended whiskey. Oh, okay. I think Jim Beam is bourbon, but I think they make a rye or I only know Johnny Walker's Scotch Scotch blunted whiskey. Oh, Jim Beam is bourbon, but I think they make a rye as well. I don't know if Jack Daniels makes a rye. I assume so. But when I glugged a bunch more, I almost like doubled the bourbon.

This got way better, like because you do want to. You do want to know that there's bourbon in there. You want the sweet sting of the dog days. Yeah. This does kind of feel like it could be just any type of margarita because the, what am I trying to say? The lime flavor is so strong. Right. So yeah, that's not what I'm going,

some cocktails you want it to just sort of disappear into the mix. But in this case, I want it to feel like you're drinking some bourbon here. So I did two ounces of bourbon, you think, oh, I probably just cut back on the mix. But you did three ounces of mix, right? Three ounces of mix, two of bourbon.

Yeah, I did four ounces of mix, so I'm getting a lot of mix. Ooh, you gotta cut the mix. In the mix. See, this is a flaw in the recipe. I should say, maybe disregard the instructions on the bottle and it's just like bourbon and mix 50-50. I don't even know what type of mixture you're using folks. Oh yeah.

Flaw in the recipe or flaw in the creator? It's a fatal flaw in the creator. And by creator I mean, you know, a higher something. Yahweh. Yahweh. Right, he who shall not be something. Yeah. Right, right. He who shall not be named. He or she created you and that was the flaw

because you've created this drink that makes no sense. I feel I'm always without fault. When people have a problem with me, I say, hey, take it up with the big guy upstairs, okay? Your landlord. That's a good ass drink. This is just, this margarita mix is so summery. This is great.

And like, I would way rather this than mezcal. Oh, for sure. Or if you know, if they're like if they're like, hey, we're out of tequila. We're so sorry. We have mezcal. Put some bourbon in there. Are the three of us on the same page of we're on the same page with mezcal, right? I'm not a fan. I'm not really.

I've even I haven't even really had. I don't know if someone was like, oh, this is a $300 bottle of Mezcal. I'd probably like that stuff. But Mezcal, man, I don't. But they're not going to do that. They do that. They're going to keep it to me. You watch me walk into a bar.

Hmm. Let's see. Yeah. This guy doesn't like Mezcal. Should we give him some $300 mezcal? It'll be wasted on me. I don't dislike it. I just like tequila better. And therefore, I'm annoyed with people always wanting to swap in mezcal and for their tequila and everything. Yeah, sure.

Oh, I meant to tell you guys this. I went to a bar the other day. I got to find out the name of it. But it was attached to a restaurant that had a Michelin rating on it. So I don't know how the hell I got it. But it was attached to a restaurant that had a Michelin rating on it. So I don't know how the hell I got in here. But I was at the bar area. I got a drink. It was a combination of, I think the liquor was gin

and it was like a berry, like a creme de cassis berry type of flavor. It was supposed to be. And it was the most subtle flavor drink I've ever had in my life. Like not even the alcohol definitely didn't come through, but the flavors itself or the other stuff was just so, like, barely.

It tasted the way tea, you know, you sip tea, and you're like, oh, yeah, there's a flavor in there, but it's not, like, right in front. And I thought I was, like, losing. I had COVID, like, I was losing my taster. But I said, would you take this back and put some fucking liquor in it? Michelin man. That's how I feel about things that are watermelon and things that are cucumber.

They're just like too light of a flavor. You really got to like a hundred X. Yeah. That concentrate for me to pick out like a watermelon or a cucumber. I did have a really good cucumber cocktail the other day somewhere as well. Now, that's a nice cucumber. It's a nice hands. No It was it was like on a list. It was like their list of their cocktails They were doing but that's a cucumbers nice summer drink for me. Mm-hmm for me for all the kook now What about a do you enjoy a?

East side east cider. What is that again? It's like a south side with Cucumber was this outside East cider. What is that again? It's like a South side with cucumber. Yeah, what's the South side? Let me look up the East side recipe. East side cocktail. Okay, we're talking about gin, mint, cucumber, lime, simple syrup. Yeah, I like that.

Did we cover that? No. Yes, we did. Cause I remember doing the history and it was invented, they say in Long Island. We did East Side or South Side. Oh, you might be right. We definitely did South Side, but I thought we did East,

maybe we didn't do East Side and maybe Mike presents the drink of the week. Next episode, East Side, I'll present. Ooh, that sounds great. I love that. It's a classic cocktail. Yeah, South Side I'll present. Woo, that sounds great. I love that. It's a classic cocktail. Yeah, South Side I'm looking at mint leaves, lemon juice, gin, simple.

That's it. Nice. Well, I'll tell you what, I already know what I'm gonna do for my second round of this. I'm just gonna juice the, maybe not juice the bourbon. I'm not gonna go over two ounces,

but I'm gonna maybe do two and a half ounces of the mix. just say 50 50 half mix bourbon who throw caution to the wind. Yeah, I want to try that just because I want to be in lockstep with the creator, the man, the man. All right, folks, we'll be right back after these messages with more of the sloppy boys. Peace. And we're back round two, Bourbon Margarita, K, the Tim, a little stronger this time, my 5050 makes me that much stronger.

Here we go. Makes me that much stronger. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Oh, this is a drink. This is a drink suitable for the man. Yes, yes. But don't forget the great sultan who has the meeting with the man.

Well, he has the meeting scheduled with the man, but then it's the boy who actually meets with the man. Right, the story we heard, we just heard about the one meeting so far. Right. The mind is left to wonder what devilish dealings between the sultan and the man would have taken place. There's a lot of fanfic for the five cuffs.

Yeah, and that stuff can get pretty nasty because in the story that you showed us, Tim, that you had recorded, I think you recorded it, or found it, the recording of it, the boy had sex with the man. So the fanfic is getting pretty nasty. And let's make it clear, the boy just turned 18. Well, the man was the boy.

In the future. Older. Growing up. Oh, that's right, that's right, that's right. And yeah, I left it at that they became one. A lot of the fanfic is talking about like, you know, what position they're in, how many pumps. Put this here.

Yeah, right. It's like that is not at all the point of this. Way to miss the message, dude. Yeah, entirely. Okay, this is better. This is getting me that bourbon-y. This is what I intended. And it's funny, because we're all gonna,

there's a degree of mystery with this drink, because we're all gonna have different margarita mixes. But either way, it's just, it's supposed to be bourbon forward. And it's supposed to be like you got some lime in your bourbon, not you got some bourbon in your lime. I think, Tim, the recipe is just do 50-50. Because that's what we like to do anyway. And it really gets your point across here.

Because somebody could say, oh, I'll do a Tim. I didn't taste anything. I don't want. Then they can dial it up or down. Yeah. Yeah, 50-50 and shake. Do the 50-50 shake. Hey, everyone, I'm doing the Tim, a 50-50 shake.

All right, final thoughts. Let's give them. Tim, you go last. Fuck. You have a vested interest in the success of this drink. Very true. For me. I drink margaritas kind of a lot. Not so much that it's a problem.

Oh, so you're like your guy was like, give me one mug of Rita. I'm going to give you some heat. Give me a reason. I'm going to put it in my butt. Yeah, I'm that kind of guy. That's a fun song. Whoever that is, who made that song? That chick angel. That's good. Also, the video they shot it at El Cid.

Yeah and Blast from the Past. Crawford. Sidney Crawford's in it. Yeah. Chase Crawford. Cindy Crawford is in it. Who's Chase Crawford? Who's Chase Crawford? Oh I think he's like a... He's a comedy writer. No no no. That's a different guy. That's Colin Crawford.

Wait is Chase Crawford our old old friend, Lauren's husband. He's an Outer Banks kid. I think. What's Outer Banks? A show? Oh, oh, yeah. It's a is Outer Banks like a reality show. Wait, he's a hot boy actor boy. He's no fuck. He's a hot boy actor boy, but he's not the hot boy actor boy I was thinking of.

He's a different. Wait, is he a vampire in Sinners? No, he's not the hot boy actor boy I was thinking of. He's a different. Wait, is he a vampire in Sinners? No, he's in the boys. He's in. I'm looking him up. Other stuff. Gossip girl. Chase Crawford, Chase Crawford. I'm going to chase Crawford myself. This guy went to Pepperdine.

Oh, he's a Christian. Oh, Pepperdine. That's good for this faith based drink. Pepperdine is one of those beautiful campuses, huh? Right on the ocean, if you can believe it, the Pacific Ocean, woo! I couldn't believe that. Coming from Ithaca and then going to the beach

and seeing there's a college at the beach. Yeah, Ithaca was like, our version was the lake, and then, what was that, Cayuga? Cayuga? Except all the frigid snow and slush for 10 months of the year. Yeah, and even that was very far away. At Pepperdive, I was like, just walk across the street

and there's a world-class fucking beach, man. If you're on campus and you dropped a basketball, it might roll down the hill into the beach. Yeah, yeah. It's that close. It's just a sheer slope. You might hear the voice of a dolphin say, ouch. Let's just put it that way. So why just put it that way? Because a lot of people, it's easier for them

to understand that. And you see a lot of dolphins doing tricks with the ball, like balancing it on the nose. This dolphin was not paying attention, so it bonked him and he said, ouch. Yes, ouch to me, ouch to me. Ouch. So Jeff, sorry, Jeff, I cut you off. What is your final? It's in order again. Oh, good.

And again and again. Yes, yes! It's not a Stone Cold Classic, but it's early in its career. It's not a Stone Cold Classic. But yet, it's early in its career. It's too early. It's too early to say. There has been barely enough time for even me to digest this drink, let alone call it a Stone Cold Classic. This is a young drink that has just stepped

through the beaded curtain. It's yet to see what he becomes. Oh, yes. It becomes. This drink needs to see what he becomes. Oh yes. It becomes. He needs this drink needs to see it's a newer self. Mm hmm. Yeah. This is one of those drinks. It reminds me of the creator.

It's young, dumb and full of cum. And not C-U-M-C-O-M-E mean come as in come over here and try one. Come correct. Yeah. Welcoming, welcoming, come in, come in. Welcoming, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the man's lair. This is good, it's an order again for me.

And I'm gonna say, Timmy, if you've really struck upon something, you've done a good thing where you've taken a beloved drink, the Mark, and you gave it, you found a new twist. I got my way in there, didn't I? I said, hey. You got your little way. I got my little way. You got your new twist. I got my way in there, didn't I? I said, hey. You got your little way.

I got my little way. You got your little way. What about a little orange twist, perhaps? That I could absolutely see. And Sir Paul would certainly like that. It was Sir Paul. Oh. You know what we could do?

We could call that- Paul style. We call that taco style. Now why would it be taco style that taco style. Now why would it be taco style? Taco style. Trump always chickens out. Orange, it's orange color. I think that would be a fun little,

if you know, you know type of thing. Wait, that's, people say that for Trump always chickens out? Yeah, you hadn't heard that? Oh yeah, that was a news story a couple months ago. It was like when he was doing all the tariffs. No, I'm still just wrapping my head around, let's go branded and now you bring this on me. Jesus Christ.

It was, yes, a couple of when the tariffs were hot and heavy a couple of months ago, people on Wall Street were calling because they were trying to like gauge what was going to happen with the markets. They were calling Trump taco as the shorthand for Trump always chickens out. And he didn't like that. And he didn't like that too much. Trump taco as the shorthand for Trump Always Chickens Out. And he didn't like that. And he didn't like that too much.

But anyway, to make it orange, put a little orange slice in it, taco style. This is orange again for me, as I was gonna say. Here's what this drink does for you. It gets you lifted. I was having one of those days, my day was going along fine. I was having one of those days. My day was going along fine. I was just kind of doing some errands.

I got that just getting spying shit. Yeah, the shaker. And the knife. And I thought to myself, this is just going to be a show. I'm just going to have to do this show. It'll be a fine drink. I know what a margarita is. This put me in a great mood.

I'm feeling fun. I'm feeling funky. And I'm also feeling like the blowout, this is a little pitch for the blowout, is gonna be a good one, because we're on a couple of these, we're gonna be having some fun. I kind of feel like it's like,

what is it, what was happened at Pentecost when people got all happy and they're speaking in tongues, it was not the Holy Spirit was in them in some way. Right. I feel like that's what you're feeling now. When you say you're feeling happier than you were feeling, I feel like there's some sort of, there's life flowing through you in some way.

And it doesn't have to be like a denominational thing. It can be universal. It's specifically non-denominational. Non-denominational. I'm a, I am a devout non-denominationalist. A devout, a devout nom nom. A devout devout devout devout devout devout devout devout nom nom. Now if you could hear I've been I've been clinking my glasses sort of like this. This just gave me an idea. Let's remember this actually meal and remember this for Christmas or Christmas episode.

Let's have a full the entire episode a full bed of a crackling fire. Okay. I love that. episode, let's have a full, the entire episode, a full bed of a crackling fire. Okay. I love that. How about, how about for all of December we have a crackling fire in the background of all the episodes? Wait, what about, what about for in August, can we have like cicadas? Like it's a crickets. That's nice.

You know, my whole thing has been my whole, all I ever want to do with this band, because we're more so a band, I want to have a whole album where we got the, it's like it's on a porch and you hear the crickets and the cars. Between the songs, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, the whole everything. It's louder than the instruments. Yeah.

No, no, no, you gotta have the instruments loud, otherwise it's not music. But yeah, no, it's like, so it sounds like we played the Om Live on a porch. On a porch, yeah. Right, you hear that old porch swing? Mm-hmm. Eek, eek, eek, eek.

Turn it down, boys. You hear a little mosquito? Woof, woof, woof. Ah! In the distance, a dog being kept away from Jeff's new spray. Oof, oof, oof. Yeah, he's mad because he wants in. He wants to come up to the portion, partay.

But he can't break the barrier. He can't break it. The product is too good. He can't break the dog to human barrier. My review of the drink is that it's good and we locked in the 50-50. That's what it is. 50-50 shake, folks.

Hey, how do you make a Tim 50-50 shake That's what it is. 50-50 shake, folks. Hey, how do you make it, Tim? 50-50 shake. 50-50 shake. And this thing is going down easy. I'm going to make another one for the blowout. Hey, that's smart. I'm having a good time. That's our show.

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Not so bad these days. Not so bad these days. That's really good actually, because the blowout's a great show. You listen to it. It's a whole other show where you get to hear us for a whole other hour every week, and that's only five dollars, that would give you a great summer. Plus get you pumped up.

Pumped up about your life, pumped up to see us live, coming to a theater near you. A bar near you. Yeah folks, come out to these live shows because they are awesome. They're so fun. I mean like for real. Look, come on. For me, people like you. For real. I think we have a few. I'm not going to name names,

but I think we got a few love connections that have happened. A few. This is where people are meeting and greeting and greeting if you know, if you catch my meaning and by greeting, I mean, if you know if you catch my meaning. And by greeting, I mean bubba nuggles. Well, there's also some platonic brodowns that have some epic brodowns that have come down. Sure. But sometimes a brodown ends with a bubba nuggles.

Sure. All right, folks, we love you. See you next week. Bye, folks. Bye. Peace. I know we just met And I know you don't like me And I know it won't last I hope it won't last But time, oh, give it time I know that when I walked into this restaurant I tripped on the stairs right away Careens into a table and spilled everything inside

On the floor Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah I heard you say that I got as much grace as Goofy And then your date said I'm an uglier Mr. Bean That's mean. I heard you talking about your party tomorrow night. My e-vite must have gone into my spam. I hope you have a great time with a gris air and wine. Maybe you could please invite me.

I'll bring you Orbeez to the party What's wrong, you don't like Orbeez at your party That's fine, I'll just suck the horse in packets Outside all buying my safety I'm not thinking straight, after all I did Just fuckin' nail my head on my right shadow When I got here, driver said Duck your head, but my head, photoblasted Ricky Martin, it was an uber blooper Yeah, yeah, a real uber flooper

I'm talkin' uber-fluber Makes me act this way And I'll come to your party I'll meet my ubbies outside Which is okay by me I'll still have some fun You just wait and see But every so often

Would you let me use the bathroom? Please, this beef and cheese Gives me the hurtiest words It was an uber-fluber Just give it time You never know That's why you give it time It was an uber-fluber

A fluber-boober A scoop-sluber-swoop Doobie-doo-buy Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah A floobaboober, a scoop sloober swoobadoober Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh, ooh, yeah I bonked my head and now I got shit in my underpants