The Sloppy Boys - 259. Milwaukee's Best (Live in Milwaukee)

Episode Date: October 3, 2025

The guys crack cans of the local "favorite" at X-Ray Arcade! It's a wild one.Milwaukee's Best is available in select stores. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What is up? Slopheads, CalPicay here. I want to let you know that we have got a very special episode for you here this week. Basically, what happened is this. Recently on Boo's news, I shared a piece of news that informed us all that the state of Wisconsin is currently home to 41 of the 50 drunkest counties in America. We were laughing about that and we said, hey, wait a second, we love Wisconsin. We had a banger of a show there. earlier this year in March at X-ray Arcade where we drank Milwaukee's Best and recorded a live podcast. So what we did is we cracked open the vault and we went looking for the audio in there. And what we did is we reached down to the very bottom and we scraped to the bottom of the vault. And we looked and I was like, yep, there it is. We got the episode. So that's what we wanted to share with you this week on the show. We're going to be back to our normal type of programming next week. But if you like this type of live shit that you're about to hear, plus a whole bunch of music thrown in the mix and the commercial breaks and all that,

come see us on tour this fall. Starting October 12th, we're going to be in Nashville, Chapel Hill, D.C., Philly, Newark, New Jersey, Boston, Portland, Maine, Hamden, Connecticut, Woodstock, New York, Amherst, Mass, Denver, Minneapolis, Milwaukee. Ooh, that Milwaukee shows back at X-ray Arcade, where you're going to hear the crowd from this episode at the very spot. Chicago, Indianapolis, Columbus, Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Detroit, Lansing. Those are going to be fun shows, mainly concerts with the band, but there's a bunch of live cocktail drink-along podcast shows thrown in the mix. So get your tickets at our Instagram or any of our socials.

Come to those shows. But now we take you to Milwaukee, Wisconsin, where you're going to Milwaukee's best beer. Enjoy! Wisconsin! Welcome to the Welcome to the sloppy boys

where we take a deep dive into the drinks that you love. I'm Jeff Dutton, along with Michael Hanfrew. And Timothy Calpacquez? What ease up? Hot crowd. Hot, hot crowd. Red hot. Steaming hot. Red hot.

I mean, I need earplugs for these guys. Wahoo, they keep saying. They're red hot, and they're here in Cuddehatee, the town that smells like bacon. Do we have any pettie pigs in the room? Come on, let us hear you. Come on, we gotta send you over that factory. Get out of here. When we were soundchecking, I was walking around,

and I walked past Tim, and I smelled bacon. I was like, oh, Tim smells like bacon from earlier at breakfast. And then I walked by another guy, and he smelled like bacon. I was like, well, I didn't have breakfast with him, but that smells like the same bacon. Maybe he ate with Tim after I ate with him. Well, here's what you don't realize. bacon is my spirit animal.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold on a second. Keep calm, eat bacon. That one is okay. That one's okay. That's okay. That's good. We're not doing spirit animal. Well, then I'll stick with that one. Okay, stay with that one.

Hey, that's a nice shirt you got there, T. Hey, who are you like... You guys like the Mars cheese castle? We went to Mars, baby. It's not much by castle standards. Yeah, well, we still storm the fucking gate in. Yeah, we fucking... Get out of the fuck.

Cross the moat and got in there. Imagine if they had a moat of velvita. I would, I would like to sail on that on like a little cracker. Like a big cracker, actually. Yeah, that's good. You could snap off little chunks and... Yeah, not too much, though. All of a sudden, I'm...

But you do so at your peril. It's right. Now, there's a lesson there, don't you think? Aesop's fable up into this place. You guys were taking... naps this afternoon, but did you see my whole journey with this shirt? No? Oh, kind of. Did you see that I

microwaved it? Yes, I did. Oh, yes, I did. I thought you were going to burn down the B&B. I was trying. I bought the shirt at the castle. It was like, it was freeze-dry and frozen packed down into

like a little... The shirt was? It looked like I bought a little wedge of cheese, but it was this shirt. It was vacuum packed, and it was like a little wedge of Cool. Why was it wet? Well, buckle up, Jefferson. I was like, I'm going to wear this. I bought the little thing, and I said, I'm going to wear this shirt tonight.

The folks out in cutting and go, fucking ape shit. Then we get back to the hotel, and I open it up, and I'm like, oh, you can't just, like, it was frozen. It was, like, hard. Oh, you're trying hard. Yeah, yeah. So I was like, pulling up apart. And then it was like a little, like, for a Ken doll. size shirt.

So then I had to put it in the sink and when it got in the water... Like one of those rubbery, like, newt things that you get at the Science Museum that expands. Like those dinosaurs you put... Yeah. And so it grew into a shirt.

And then I was excited and then I was like, well, now I just have to dry it. No dryer. I microwaved it. I've never even tried it. Has anyone ever tried that before? It worked. It worked totally fine.

Now, the room smelled like melted shirt is it like no it's still got its I feel like something's going to happen with that shirt that we're not going to like I got to feel we're going to be eating that shirt later tonight

look it's got all the names of the cheeses there on and monster and green yeah they got them all I think that shirt's going to glow in the dark I think I mean it like it didn't burn it worked I'm getting rid of my dryer at home I'm a microwave guy

The only time I've heard that is in the Simpsons when they're like Marge microwaves their underwear on cool days. I was not, not Simpsons, but we recently watched the Seinfeld where Kramer puts his clothes in the pizza oven.

Oh yeah. Those are the vibes I was getting. One time, well, you guys put a sponge in there? You know, you can put a sponge in the microwave and it kills that funk. That smelly funk. Hey, don't kill the funk. Don't kill the funk. And then my dad, made a joke and he was like, don't start putting your socks and underwear in there.

And then he, but he followed up. My dad has never come up with like a comedy premise or like followed up on it. And he was just like, I really think you should do something with that microwaving your socks and underwear. Dad, it was a wet dream, okay? Leave it on. It was 12 years ago. But do you think anything's there?

What is the joke putting your underwear in the? Yeah, yeah. To kill the germs. I think that would be like a fun thing that like... I mean, Tinned did it in real life. Yeah, yeah. Like, it's more of a character thing.

You put that in there. It's like, what is you doing? Yeah, I guess. I guess. I'll text with my dad. Sorry, they didn't go for it. He's like, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Hey, who here saw us at the play at the Cactus Club? Yeah. Right down the street. Right down the fucking street. I've got to say, maybe one of the best bars we've ever been to was across the street at random. Holy shit, we were chugging ice cream all night long. That was a lounge, wasn't it?

That was a nice red lounge. We're not used to this. In Wisconsin, you guys just drink ice cream all the time? They got a surplus. They're like, just get rid of it. Put booze in it. But we had the run of the place when we went. We took the whole horseshoe side.

Yeah, the barcettlers wanted to leave, and then we came in. And we're like, no, no, no. We're loud, annoying people. want to ask you every question. And we want to talk about everyone. Yeah, watch this. I can't read this. We have a podcast.

Shit, man. I'll tell you one other thing that happened to me here in Milwaukee. One time I was out on Brady Street and some drunk frat boys took selfies with me, bought me drinks because they thought I was Pedro Pascal. They were, it was two guys. One guy was cross-eyed drunk who was like, whoa, it's you. And the other guy didn't know who Pedro Pascal was.

Perfect, perfect. And I was like, keep them coming, my boys. That's so funny. I'm on hiatus. Yeah, yeah. But could you imagine their disappointment the next morning, waking up, looking at that camera roll, seeing it's nothing but pizza fat scowl.

Yeah. After all that. We spent $70 on pizza fat scowl. Not bad, still not bad You should go around though and tell people About the new season of Mandalorian As if you know anything I have spoilers

Baby Yoda gets his head chopped off first frame one Yeah Princess Leia dies dude Did I tell the story on Pott ever? I was at Stamp in L.A. It's a she-she little breakfast brunch place And I'm closed now Rest in peace but also we don't care about stamp I was doing a little work

there and there are all these middle-aged dudes excited older than me older than me and weirder weird middle-aged dudes older than us yeah months they're sitting there they're like they're like congregated excited I was like what's going on I'm trying to work on my script yes I got send it off to see if it gets made but I see there's there's a middle age Jeff becomes Mega Man the movie and in this one Tim and Mike don't get to use the Lasers. So there's a middle-aged titter going on.

It's stamp. And who should walk in but Bill Burr. Oh. And they're like, do, do, do. And he's like, I know, I just got back. And he sits with them. And this was like two years ago. And he's like, and you know I don't care about this shit, but it was crazy and all this

stuff. And when Mandalorian came out, Bill Burr is on it. I was like, oh, he absolutely was just telling his buddies that he just got back from shooting Mandalorian. That's so funny, be like, I don't care about this. I'm like, come on, you had a little fun, have some fun. He famously doesn't care about it, and they asked him to be on it because he talked so much shit.

Oh. Let's see you talk some shit now. You should start talking shit. Wait a minute. Yeah, Wolverine actually sucks. You know, quitting Tarantino's an asshole, and so is, um... I can't think of any other than others. Dr. Strange.

Yes, Dr. Strange. Jeff. You had to work with him. This afternoon, when you were taking a nap, I went for a walk, and I went, and I found a comic book shop. And I was walking around. And you waited till now to tell me?

But I was walking around. I was like, oh, I got to do something funny. Like, Jeff loves Wolverine. Maybe I'll do something kind of funny. And I just couldn't think of anything. Like getting a Wolverine thing or something? I was going to hit recorder my phone and go up to the guy behind the counter

and be like, hey, what's the best X-Man? Because my friend says it's Wolverine or like, I was going to do some Tom Green stuff. I like that. It's hard to do, though. It's hard. It's hard to do. And it was just like, it was a quiet shot.

It was just like only me and this guy who just wanted the day to be over. And I didn't, and it was just like, I also just didn't even have an idea. Remember? But I was excited. I was like, oh, I'm going to use the space. We should do more of that shit

because it's so fun to listen back to, but it's awful to get on tape. Like, we did the, what is it? Like, spend $20 episode on the Patreon. And I went to Target, and two Target employees were talking who were like, probably younger than me. And, uh, and, and,

and obsessed with age, Jeff, just live. Oh, no, no, sorry. Live or else it's gonna be over. And I went up to it when I was just like, sorry, are there any other Legos? This is all kid stuff. Anything that maybe Chris Pratt is involved in? I remember when we did, when we're like,

it wasn't a cigarette episode, but I did one where I was like, I went to like a vape shop and I was trying to talk to the guy and he just didn't, oh, it was the cigars. I was like, what, uh, what cigars should I get? He was like, I don't know. And I was like, okay, but which one do you like? He's like, I don't smoke cigars.

I was like, what about Wolverine? That's Jeff's thing. That's Jeff's thing. I'm a patron. Oh, folks, go back and listen to, hmm, maybe the Toronto episode when it comes out, Tim talks about Jeff looking at some AI stuff.

Now, I want to talk about some AI stuff that I saw. That's where this is coming from, but we know what I'm talking about. You don't, but you will. Anyway, for some reason... The rest of the show is going to be like this. Just trust us. I'm surprised this is going. Are we even recording this thing? Oh, yeah. Are we recording?

Of course, work out. Hell yeah, baby. We're live all over the world. We're live at five. No, I keep getting fed stuff on my Instagram that's compilations of the last one I saw was baby versions of the Sopranos character. Yeah.

Or like baby versions of the Friends or something. I don't know how this gets made. Snoop did one. He was in one. I don't know if he's doing him. Yeah, but no, I don't think he was doing the coding. He's like, all right, let me see her. You're like, no, this doesn't look enough like Jay Z.

Oh, Nate Dog needs to look younger. I don't know what it is though If we have anyone here who's like What's I don't know What's the type of a scientist who studies evolution? Evolutionary scientist How can you see like a person's face In a little baby's face?

It's crazy. You know what I mean? Don't ask me? This little thing, it looks like a toddler But I know it's Tony Soprano And it's not because the music's playing It's not because the other guys are on this Yeah

There's something there Is anyone a evolution scientist? And surely one of you. Everyone's hand shot in the air. Fuck. Not all at once, folks. Damn, well, do you guys want to kick this off with something a little special?

Oh. That's right. We've been celebrating the last couple shows of the tour by. Doing a little shot. And you're invited to join us if you can get them in the next 30 seconds. And I'll tell you what,

before we even get to the drink of the day, I know that the bar is serving some delicious. ginger brandy shots out there, too, Tim. You might have to bring that out for round two, Tim. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a whisko thing.

It's a whisko thing. Fun fact, Hanford used to collect quarters. I didn't collect them. I did not collect quarters or coins. I don't collect stamps. I'm an athlete. I'm smart.

I'm funny. I'm charismatic. I don't spend my time in the basement polishing quarters. Anytime this guy would come across a quarter. When the state quarters were big, remember that? The state quarters. Do they still do it?

Do they still? The best one was Wisconsin. Truly. Because the Wisconsin ones were rarer. Is that right? No. No, they were, according to him, they were. There was something with him where there was some, some one had like two grains of wheat and one had like the corn. Here's a corn.

That's right. Because any time we came across a quarter, he would go, ooh, is it a whisk? for real you did I found one I did I did you eventually got then I will take your go

oh yeah I went and I took you to the bank and I said okay I'm backing up the truck and they laughed me out of the B-O-A they put me in the vault for a few minutes I was like get me out of here

serves you right shit I didn't want to do this big of well okay well too bad clink clink clink congrats on two more shows left of this tour gang And congrats on you guys for coming today. Thank you, folks.

I'm drunk. Ah. Liquor before beer. We're in the clear. Hell yeah. That rocks, dude. Perfect. You guys want to get into some...

Bup, boop, boop. I mean, I could see us getting into some... Bip, bip... Bip Bip. Bip. Milwaukee, you want to hear some booze news? Bip, bip, bibbibbib. Boos news. Hit it.

Yeah. It's a very 70s thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Tisk, tisk, bitch. Ooh. That's there.

That's tea, man. Hit it. Shut. Bip, bip, bip, hit it. 70s booze news theme was brought to us by Dan Padley. Oh! Padley, get up here. Take a shot, dude.

The Padman. Get up here. If you make the booze news theme and you're in the room, you have to take a shot at Jim Beam. Make the theme, drink the beam. That's the rule here on the bottom. Bean, Padley, share a birthday. Oh.

And I'll drink to that. Great shooting, bud. Great to see a great song. Damn, that was funky. That was some funky shit. That was very funky shit. Good thing we have some more shot glasses because Padley snuck his offstage.

They're made of plastic. They're a better one. He's got a whole collection of him, you know. Also, that was fun for a minute. We were like a band of three bass players playing along to that. That was, who did that? Oh, Padley did that.

That was a good one, Padley. That was fun. The beam's already hit the brain. Oh, Michael. You got beam brain, dude. Down he goes. Okay, so... That was funky, man.

If you have a booze news theme, email to the sloppy boys podcast at gmail.com. And... If you want to befriend Slop heads like Dan Padley, sign up for the Patreon. Patreon.com slash the Sloppy Boys, you hear our other podcasts.

Oh, the better podcast. The better podcast. This shit sucks. The blowout questions for Lenin, that's my shit. And then also, once you have access to all that, if you so choose, you can join the private Discord and chat it up all day. It's happening on the Discord.

Look at all these Patron's familiar faces, came to see us. And the Sloppy Boys Discord isn't like other Discord. this one is full of fucking party animals CD nobody's gonna take it a task on our Discord if you don't know about Mega Man

or you don't know about it Well But just don't post that in the Mega Man Jeff's on there every day Fuck you! You got it all wrong! When you were talking about the Patreon right here in front

when we said Patreon you gave it a little All right You having fun on that? All right Yeah, the Patreon's good It's a whole Well thank you. Thank you so much.

Oh shit. Last night in Chicago, I got a little overconfident. I threw my phone in the audience. That was really funny. And then I just immediately ran out there and got it. I was like, what? I was watching to do that. The guy who caught, like, you were like,

yeah, and he's like, okay. And he and he and his friend were like, what are we doing with this? It wasn't good in any way. I thought it was gonna be a rock legend. I don't get I would never give my phone out to anyone Yeah

I mean he went in there He changed all my passport He stole your data Yeah And I had some good data too Oh Ones and zeros Ones and zeros

Should we get to the booze? Yeah what's the actual booze news So on tour We've been doing some special Where we're coming out We're meeting the people We're talking to people We're learning about the country

We live in Skew Skewed, though it may be. Skewed, though it may be. Hold on, I'm sort of new to live performance. Am I supposed to cough on mic? Yeah, right into it. I have a tough time.

Right down the barrel. Okay. So we have a special segment called Boos News Cues for you. Because we want to know, we love Milwaukee, and we wanted to talk to the people and get their real honest opinion about probably the biggest issue facing the whole city. Right. We want to know what real Milwaukeeans think.

Is that what it is? It is? Milwaukeeans. Milwaukeeans. Milwaukeeans. Okay, we're going to take a poll by applause, and you've got to choose cheese curds or beef sticks.

Let's hear it for cheese curds. And now let's hear it for those beef sticks. Holy shit. These, this is curd test. Shut out. Damn. Wow.

We've got the CEO of Slim Jim here. Normally, the one you do second gets a little bit of an artificial bump. That's why I put it second. I was trying to help it. I knew it wouldn't be a favorite. People are hissing like a vaudeville show. Damn, bad day to be a beef stick.

I have to say, though, we went to the Mars Cheese Castle today. I bought some curds and I scarfed them. You bought beef sticks. You offered it to me. I'm a glutton for all food. And I said, no thanks. And I couldn't even believe it. It came out of my mouth.

I was shocked by both you. Well, you had your own beef stick, I think. Right. I also got a jumbo pickle. Yeah. Don't do that. Don't boo that. Sir, what's the biggest pickle you've ever seen in your life?

Oh, let me get some... A little girkin, a little fucking cornishon. Fuck. This thing, man, it comes through the door. Boom. Boom. God, I really just don't know about beef sticks. I just don't know about them.

They told you. The people told you. No, but I know, like, I mean, should they even continue to exist? Have one tomorrow. Wow. Have one tomorrow morning. They're good. We should wipe them off the planet.

No. Well, let me, I can help you with that. You know what I like? I'm sort of biased, but Dave Ferguson from the birthday boys. Oh, yeah. He's got a good thing going. His family runs a Ferndale market in Minnesota. Turkey Farm.

Turkey Farm. And they have, they got the beefsteen. that have the cheddar in there. And here's what I do. It looks like a slim jimmy in the pack. I take it out. I nuke it, much like a shirt. Oh.

Yes, you turned me out of this, and I love it. Seven seconds. Nook your beef sticks. I wish I was at Ferg's house right now. A lot of new microways will say, like, popcorn, reheat, and some of them do say shirt. Yeah. You see, I was pumping it two minutes at a time,

because I didn't want to start a fire. So is two minutes wait, take it out, shake it off two minutes. I mean, you laugh, but the shirt is in great shape. You know what he was doing. Let's hear it for him, folks. Oh, Tim, take that shirt for a walk. Ooh, Mr. Calpac. I feel like a fashion guy.

Oh, my God. Tim Calpacquez is dressed in a large yellow shirt, coupled with some white jeans and shoes. Doesn't he look great, folks? Righteous. Righteous. I think it's time to wrap it up. Folks, that's it for boo's news. Wrapped up.

That was a nice one. Tightly wrapped. Good luck on wrapping that one. Yeah. That one ain't never coming back. Airtight. Well, folks, now is the time we normally turn our attention to the drink of the day. This is sort of the main event of the pod, if you're unfamiliar.

And it's our favorite part. Yeah. This is where we start to, like, mix up drinks or in some cases just crack them open and start guzzling. Well, no, this isn't that time yet. We got to talk about it first. Then we do that later. Yeah, okay. Well, who's got the drink?

Right here. Got tea. Do you want to hear about the drink of the day? Who's already drinking it? Who? Jeff hit it. Oh, you want me to simply hit it? Yeah, I want you to simply hit it.

Yeah, it's coming right up, my man. Milwaukee. This is nice. A beautiful land, most famous for being referenced in the film Wayne's World. A land where Jeffrey Dahmer devoured much flesh indeed. That happened here?

A land where... Some frat boys met Pedro of Pascal. But a land with much beautiful grain and hops and barley and all and rice and water and all the stuff. A land where some beer barrens grew to excel and make great fortunes indeed. Indeed they did.

This is nice. Great fortunes through and through. Now in the 1800s, there's a lot of German immigrants out here, and it was a great place to be if you wanted to launch a beer brand. We all know the big names, Miller, Schlitz, Pabst, Blatz. They're cheering for them, but we're booing. We're brewing. Shikart?

We don't know about Shikart. We don't know about Gettelman. But together, Shikart and Gettlement started a brand called Gettlement beer in the mid-1800s. And then, you know, let's just say that by the time they got to 1895, they said, why don't we make a nice, delicious. lager and we'll call it Milwaukee's best. Tim, you are, whatever you're doing is working for paddles, man. This guy is cracking his shit up. He's still thinking about his booze news theme.

He's excited because he added another plastic shot glass to his collection. Milwaukee's best was their flagship beer and it was their greatest success. It grew and it grew all the way until the 1960s when it was acquired by Miller. Oh. Okay.

Do we like that or we don't like that? Yeah. We're just reporting unbiased. Okay. I like that. That I like that. Now, sure, then there would be Milwaukee's best light. There would be Milwaukee's best ice, which is what we got.

Oh, no. Oh, what a terrible thing to befall us. In 2017, the Iraq original brewery of Gettleman's beer was made a historic landmark. The very next year, in 2018, it was demolished. Yeah, easy come, easy go, I guess. I mean, they got the, they got the medal and that's it. They got it what they wanted.

In 2021, Milwaukee's best was discontinued. So there's only Milwaukee's best light and Milwaukee's best ice. Rockies best ice. Yes. Ice is a freezing cold brewing process that makes the alcohol go way up. And light is a piping hot process that brings the alcohol way down. Yes. What's funny, this track, they're actual Wisconsin birds.

This is from YouTube. So if you know, if you were like, I know that bird. Yeah. Give it up for the Audubon Society, y'all. y'all. One of those birds was a straight up crow. I heard it.

Yeah, I heard that one. There's crows everywhere. I know I'm right. I have told you much history on this delicious, crushable, drinkable logger that has become known by high schoolers

across the country as beast. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Milwaukee's best crow. That is the drink of the day that we're going to be enjoying here on the pod. Now, I want to ask you, too,

about your experience, your memories, everything about a beast, but I almost want to wait until we're cracking them to hear. Yeah, that's a good idea. I think you're right, Tim. Well, what do we do till then? You want to fucking rock? Let's, you know what?

I like that idea. But only for the people in the room, the listener has to listen to the ads. This is not going on to the... Yeah, well, they like the idea. ads. It's good for them. They didn't come to live show, so they have to deal with the ads. So they get the ads. All right, folks, we'll be right back with more

Sloppy Boys after this. Hey, everybody. This is Tim from the Sloppy Boys podcast. I just wanted to take a moment here to personally let you know about a product that I've tried and I think could work for you. And that is Sloppy Boys Tour. It's, we're going on the road. Our band is going to be rocking.

We're throwing in a couple live cocktail podcasts in the mix. So you've got to come out to these places, folks. Here we go. Nashville cocktail podcast at City Winery on October 12th. Then the band is burning through Chapel Hill, Local 506, October 14th. D.C., Pearl Street Warehouse, October 15th. Philly Milk Boy, October 17th. Then in Newark, New Jersey, we're going to be doing a live cocktail podcast at the Victoria

Theater on October 8th. Then we're getting those amps and drums back out to roll through Boston mid-east upstairs on October 19th. Portland, Maine, Oxbow Brewing, October 21st, Hamden, Connecticut at Space Ballroom, October 22nd. Woodstock, New York, Colony on October 23rd, Amherst Mass, the Drake, October 24th. Then we're doing a Denver live cocktail podcast at the Gothic Theater on November 4th. Then crank up that musical instrument gear because the... The band is going to be rolling right through Minneapolis, Zora Darling, on November 6th, Milwaukee, X-ray Arcade, November 7th. Two shows in Chicago on one night at Beat Kitchen, November 8th, Indianapolis, Black Circle Brewing, November 9th, Columbus, Ohio, Rumba Cafe, November 11th, Pittsburgh Craft House, November 12th.

Then we're doing two live podcasts in one night in Cincinnati at Commonwealth Comedy Club on November 3rd. 13th. Then the band is going to play its last band show of this run in Detroit, Michigan at the Lagerhouse on November 14th. And then we're going to have a final podcast cocktail show of the tour in Lansing, Michigan at Greywall Hall, November 15th. And stay tuned for more shows coming up at the end of the year, folks. Sloppy Boys tickets, they work. They work for me and they work for you. So buy them online now. We're here for the beer We're here by the beer!

We're here by the beer! Let me make this perfect thing. Fucking Slough. Damn, man, we're back. Wow, that was exhilarated. You guys are loud. Live. Yeah, this is a great crowd.

This is a Saturday crowd. Saturday in Kudahe. Saturday is for the sloppy boys fans. We got a few bar barstool fans out there. Hell yeah. I'm not one, but okay. You want to crack these Milwaukee's Best Icees? Yeah.

Send one down here. Oh, you did. Oh, it's a 5.9. Okay. Now, that's because of the ice cold brewing process, Jeff. A normal Milwaukee's best used to be like 4.8, but now we're pushing high fives. You know, that's good. I conflate this, or I used to, used to, I would never anymore,

with Keystones. That's another, another Keystone ice would be like the 30 pack you get in college, 30 stones. Was Keystone and Milwaukee's best ice the same colors? Was this the can we had? Yeah, it's like black and blue. Yeah. I don't remember, this looks like a little updated, though. Well, this is a tall boy, and the keystones were, the 12 bouncers were slim.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Almost like a Red Bull or something like that. Really? Damn. So you guys, I feel like for me, it's like I had a friend in high school who was like, beast, dude, fucking beast. I think, yeah, yeah, I know those. Yeah, yeah, I got these guys, too. And, like, I really only know it as a guy is that exact guy, and I've met 200 of those guys. Beast, dude.

They got Beast, dude. They got Beast, dude. They got Beast, dude. They tilt. their head back when they say it too, like he would just work. Caleb's coming around with a fucking 30 rack of beast, he said.

But it is appropriate now knowing that the ice cold brewing process makes it a higher alcohol content. We should have asked for gloves on a rider. Yeah, geez. Ow, damn cold. That's a hell of a process they have over there. Hell the damn process.

Did you guys grow up drinking this or what? No, I think I was doing Keystone more than this. I would see these all the... I'm sure I had a few of myself, but I think I was more of a keystone ice guy. I don't remember this as much because I just not recognizing the look. And I want to say the other one that we conflated it with is Old Milwaukee.

Yes. And that's red, is it not? So, folks, we wanted to hear from real Milwaukeeans. Is it Milwaukee's best or Old Milwaukee? Let's hear for Old Milwaukee. And now let's hear from Milwaukee's Oh, wow. This crowd is so great. What the fuck?

We chose wrong? This crowd. You all lived together and you all drove here together and you're all on the same page. Did you all agree not to cheer ahead of time? We wanted to thrill you. We said, we're going to Milwaukee. Let's have the best beverage in Milwaukee.

We don't want the old. We want the best. Some old dusty beverage? No. This is wild. They all live together. Rent must be 50 cents for these people. We had a meeting a month ago at Jeff's place

where we were discussing this. We had a whiteboard out. We had it all going out. I remember. I remember being like, because we talked about it. We were like, do we do old or best? I was like, best. Best.

I put my heart on the line. Is there a huge difference in taste? I can't believe that's true. I can't believe that. I don't believe it. What's the difference? One is it tastes better and one tastes worse?

What's the difference? What's the difference? I'll tell you what. So this is now made by I think Miller sold it to Molson Coors. Yeah. Whereas old...

Oh, it's the same company. That's Miller. Okay. So this is a Miller product and then Old Milwaukee is Pabst. We're getting an education here. Backelman. Get out up here and tell your Let's hear it for the guy who runs,

We Love Our Band Thursdays, Band Thursday. It's Pabst in the sense that Lone Star is Papsed. When they redid it, they just started buying up all these dying ones, like Old Milwaukee, unfortunately. So whether Old Milwaukee now is any good, I don't know. So Old Milwaukee was its own thing entirely until Paps got like 28 brands, all of them. Yeah, let's hear for Jeff Bogleman. Hey, Bogleman. And folks, we'll do Old Milwaukee

right here, same time next week. So, old Milwaukee's the one Will Ferrell did commercials for. Funner die commercials, right? Yeah. And when I took the Pabst tour, they explained this very thing. Who's been to the Pabst thing in Milwaukee?

They told the whole history. and it was really fun. And then they said, yeah, like, old style, lone star, all of these PBR-esque brands across country are all owned by PBR. But yeah, they can be brewed in other spots. But it's all... Interesting.

Mike, how do you feel about corporate shit? You like it, though, right? I'm so torn. I used to love it. Oh, wow. You overdid it? It's just going in a dangerous direction these days. Corporations. of course.

I was so on board with those guys two months ago. Corporations? Corporations. Yeah, in general. I said they're looking out for us, they like us,

they want us to eat well and drink healthy, clean drinks. Jeff, did you have... Now, I just don't know. Did you have a guy in your high school who was like, Beast dude? Beast, dude.

Yeah, but he was talking about the X-Man. You walked right into that one, my man. My... X-Man? Yeah, he was me. Tim, before when you were saying you were by the comic book shop

and you were like, he's got Wolverine, I wanted to do something. I thought you might, you want to like pick your character? Like you were going to look at like the covers, be like, I should have one. I did. Because I'm Deadpool. I found one. Casper.

Oh. The friendly ghost. Casper meets Richie Rich. That's going to be my guy. The cat man likes Casper? The Casper man. The other drink, like, before we chose what was officially objectively named Milwaukee's Best Beverage, we had considered I've never had this, but I read about the pink squirrel.

Has anyone had one of those? Oh. At random. Five o'clock. Oh, five o'clock. These are my, the one Wisconsin supper club I've ever been to is the five o'clock steak. fucking fantastic. And at random is owned

by the same people that own Bryant's. Jeez, does anyone own one thing anymore? Just stick to what you own. Bryant owns two things. But it's weird. Doesn't at random to me sounds like it would be like a new bougie brunch spot? Random.

Yeah, and like annoying, but it's like deliciously random. But it's like this time honored old place. We've never been to Bryant's, but at, we like, on. On that menu, with all the ice creamy stuff that we had, there's something called the pink squirrel that was sort of a, it's like an almondy, creamy, almondy,

kind of a creamy cocktail. What's the cream? Cream? It's not like an ice cream there. But it's one of those drinks like you've been at a Wisconsin supper club all night. You've had five pounds of beef, and then it's, it's time. Time to dump the cream.

Stuff at your sport code pocket with curds. Cream dump. But this'll settle. things, the opposite of shinging through it is the opposite of shinging through it, it's right. Everywhere else you have to choose

between an after-dinner drink or a dessert, but here they've got the brandy Alexanders, the grasshoppers. We got you, fam. We blended them together. It's just a big fucking ice cream cocktail. I gotta do some more brandy

alexanders. That's when I, well, you know, I think I explain this problem all the time. I go out and I get to the bar and go, oh shit, old-fashioned or martini or nothing, I don't know. But a Brandy Alexander, that's a fun little surprise.

It tastes like milkshakes. Famously. Famously. Famously. Oh, shit. You actually sound like John Lennon. You, Tim, you would in a way. You would love questions

for Lennon on the... We got some listeners. That makes me feel good. I never know what's going out with that show. I have to subscribe. The new one's coming soon. Oh, you haven't... You know what I was just thinking about, which is wild, and maybe I've talked to your ears off about this before.

When I was listing those German beer barons, Schlits and Paps and all those guys, isn't it crazy that the stuff that we think is the most American, let's say you go to a baseball game and you're like, I'm going to have a hot dog and a beer, two German things. I'm going to get a burger, German thing. German stuff is American stuff came from Germany. But not me.

I go and I go, I want a potato. An uncleaned, uncooked potato. Just a raw one. To sit next to me and keep me company. I couldn't find a friend to come to the game. Now you're right, T. Especially that fun stadium bar food.

Yeah. I'll tell you what. Sourcrow. I went to a... Potato salad, I guess. French fries are American, though, would you say? They're French. Freedom fries are.

I thought that was just a fuck-up but they are American Oh maybe I don't know They're French There's nothing For audio listeners The audience is saying France

Yeah it's coming through the Has anyone here ever been to a Brewers game I went to a brewer's game They had fucking brandy old fashions on tap Where was it? Maybe it was Milwaukee where they had like nickel beer night or something. The place like blew up. Oh, yeah.

Was that Milwaukee? Yeah, it was like disco demolition type of thing where I was like, we can't do this ever again. It's like it got off the rails in like the second inning and I did that. This is great. We had one of those. Do you remember in Ithaca, New York, college town, which was like we went to Ithaca College and then there were the fancy Ivy League kids that went to Cornell. Cornell across the school.

Oh, oh, shit don't stink. Oh, oh. Did you guys ever go to a Cornell party? I went to one, yeah. I went to one, and I puked. I couldn't do the equation to get in. The guy that greeted me, he was wearing like a white button-down Oxford collared shirt

tucked into his jeans, and he was like, hey, thanks for coming, let me get you some jungle juice. Here we go. And the whole thing, and I was like, yeah, get me the fuck out of it. I wish you had tits, but come on in. That guy runs a hedge fund now, and he's living in... But he ain't got no podcast. That's true.

That's very true. I bring up our... Yeah, let's hear it for the best medium around. I want to do a blowout. Don't say anything right now. Don't give me your opinion. I want to do a blowout of best artistic medium. Don't.

And you either. I'm going to say mine. Oil on canvas. But I think that would be good. I think it's about time we have a conversation about art. Mosaic. You don't hear enough about mosaics anymore. Not since Pompeii, do you hear about the mosaic?

Mine's poetry. In our Airbnb, I saw a poetry book. I'm going to take a look at it later. I don't get it. I don't get poetry. Was it in the bathroom? No. It was called Ramband.

Roses are Red, a poetry anthology. Roses are red. You won't believe what violets are. The answer lies within. Five-minute poetry. No, I brought all the Cornell up to say, the Bear Lodge had quarter-beard day. Did you ever go to that?

Yeah, I wish I went to that bar. And there were small, but it was 25 cents. I'd like that bar. I wish I went there more, but it was too far. Too far. Too far. Well, without a car. Too far.

Without a car. In a way to figure out how to get anywhere. Sounds like a fucking poem right there. Too far, no car. I'm not going to. That Cardinal bar. Damn. You're a natural.

Thank you. Well, you hurt me rap at the being of the show. The listening audience didn't because they didn't come to the show. Yeah, you got to come, folks. We open to the song. Sorry, we're not going to tell you what you. If you want the full experience. Here's an issue that's growing for me right now

that I just want to call it out I love this crowd so much right? I know me too but the issue is that I also am really liking this beer because it's just like a sparkling how do you choose between the two how do you choose between the crowd you love so much

and the beer you love so much? They hate this shit but to me it's cold it's really cold the bar did a great job giving us an icy bucket and it just is it tastes like nothing but cold is there is there Milwaukee's best here Did we find that?

Yeah, yeah, they got it, right? Is anybody drinking it? Yeah, they're holding it up. They drank all of it. Not, wait. Sold out. I'm sorry, what about Old Milwaukee? That's the one.

Old Milwaukee. Do we have that here? No, we have Milwaukee's about it. But I don't know if they have it here because I want to do a taste test. Food man. Food man's not here. Not by applause, but by a show of hands, silently. Who is liking their.

Milwaukee's best ice. Okay, okay, okay. Who's to go out to the listening audience, 4,000 hands went there. Proudly fists held high. Is anyone drinking one and not liking it? Oh.

Very few. We appreciate you taking, like doing the drink with us for 500 hands went up. Yeah. We're playing a gigantic stadium. They don't know. They don't know

fucking idiots listening, don't fucking know. Oh, yeah, oh. You know fucking Beckham used to play here. Yeah. Beckham used to go by and kick soccer balls. Dude, he fucking bent it all over this place. Shit. Beckham bent it here.

Beckham, would you just, would you just hit the soccer ball straight, my boy? Every coach he ever had. Every coach. My God, this is, this, this is, this, well, it's a great place, Milwaukee, and it's a great place. Cudahey. How about that?

And it's pronounced Cudahey. We're getting that right? Yeah, yeah. Because we said it wrong on the podcast. I don't know if you remember. Multiple times. You can say however you want. They're cool in it. Is this where Matthew McCutahey? Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Old Milwaukee. Oh, my God.

Where did you come from? Some old Milwaukee has appeared on stage. What's your name? What's your name? Give it up for Sam. Sam. Oh, this is exciting, Sam. Thank you. Now, the one catch is this is non-alcoholic near beer.

That's what they called it, like, in the 80s, near beer. Near beer. All right, I'm going to go with it anyway. It's nearly beer. It doesn't do the one thing you want beer to do, but it's nearly there. Right off the bat, I love the can. The can is better. It's better.

And if it was not near beer, it would be the red. It would be red. Can't find a better can. Ed Vetter. Okay, let's take some sips. And then I can't get back to my fucking cut-haze story? That's a good near bear. It doesn't have the weirdness that some fakies have.

Near beer, no weird. I'm feeling really good off this Milwaukee's Best Ice, though. Hey, did you guys see, when we stopped at Mars Cheese Castle, I don't know if you guys saw it because I was sort of like doing my own thing. Yeah, we lost you immediately. Yeah, I was one. around. See you ten.

So you guys didn't get to see Peter Frampton. No. Peter Frampton? The voice talk box guy? The voice talking guitar. Yes. Coming alive, Peter Frampton. He was in the, um, let's say the deli aisle.

Where... I know the aisles are so like... What aisle is this? You got cheese and deli. It was crazy. I was only in the textile aisle. And I was in the bathroom. I was taking little cubes of cheese with a toothpick

and using the same toothpick over and over, and people didn't like that. But, um... Not with COVID. And then I hear, I hear, I hear. Dutz. Duts. I'm like, I know.

I'm supposed to use a fresh toothpick. And he's like, no, no. I heard you go in a cut of hay. Oh my God. Yes, he's from. He's from London. Yeah, he's English. Yeah, yeah.

But his accent, he must have. be losing it. Yeah. Well, he's probably been in the U.S. for so long. Yeah, you live long enough and it's like you just don't have an accent anymore, I think. Yeah, you live long ago. It's sort of erodes.

But he was like, I'm a big listener and I love the Patreon. I was like, facts. And he said, you know you said it wrong. Huh? What? Cudahey, you said it wrong.

Yeah. And I was like, oh yeah, I think once me, maybe we did. He listens to the fucking show. That's crazy. Yeah. And he's like, I'm going to help you out. I'm going to put you on.

I like that. Yeah, and he said, you tell Mike and Tim, but don't tell him I'm here. I'm hiding out in the deli section. Understandable. He was hiding from his, like, wife or something.

Okay. Oh, they having problems? I didn't ask. I was too invested in, like, how do I say this place correctly? Yeah, don't worry about his wife thing now. I was like, you, I don't know, I don't need to get him.

involved. Look out Tim's coming. We ducked. And when you left, he's like, okay, now I'm going to tell you. I bought a shirt. It went a little something like this. It's not cut a he or cut a high. You don't know how to say. You don't know how to say. How to say it. Pronunciation isn't right. It's the name of the city. But don't hesitate.

Now you'll know what to say. Ooh, baby, it's cut a hay-ha. I want to tell you it's cut a hay-ha. I want to cuddle in fornicate. Good job. Ooh, baby, it's cut a hay. Everybody. I want to tell you it's cut a hay.

And now that weird line that he said I want to cuddle in fornicate and I was like yeah I got to go man Jeff Dutton folks damn

damn that's exciting to meet a rock and roll guy yeah and he was off key for the first like verse I mean he wasn't warmed up he was at a cheese factory right right Thank you for relaying it so precisely.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can see what's going wrong in his marriage, though. He's going out of order with the aftercare. This guy fucking sucks, dude. Hey, hey, ladies, your man going out order with the aftercare. Yeah, it's weird that the sex would still be called fornicating with it. Yeah, that's very clinical. I want to cuddle and fornicate, like, that's such a leap.

Yeah. But I'll tell you what's cool. that I'm familiar with his music and I just want you you should feel so honored that he did such a slowed down reggae version of that song. Yeah, I noticed, I said, I was like, this doesn't seem like the one you did?

He's like, the one. I was like, never mind, never mind. Don't get into it. Don't get into it. We don't have the rights mate. And it's like, that sounds more like the 90s reggae cool runnings one. Right. Oh, that's what it was.

By Big Mountain. Yes, yes This is all still him talking Yeah, yeah, yeah You're leaving He's like, oh, Hamford's coming, quick And he was like, yeah, by Big Mountain That's that one

I know there's five beef sticks in this pack But I know the guys are gonna eat Two of them at least Damn He fucking went in the mini fridge at the hotel And there was water all over I think the fridge is dripping on it It's possible because the microwave

Right on top of the fridge Has been nuking a t-shirt all day Pumping, pumping, two minutes at a time, pumping, pump, pumping. Yeah, yeah, just melting all the ice below the fridge. Sog it up my beef sticks. That'd be a good name for like a song or a book or... Sog it up my beef sticks.

You know really sogs my beef sticks. No really sogs my beef sticks when your roommate is microwave and his clothing. Are you guys getting from the old Milwaukee nearest? Bear, think pine while you take a sip. Like, think a fucking pie. He loves to do this shit. He made me drink a buzzball and think sardines.

That's actually very interesting, and I'm still working on a theory about that. But are you getting pine a little bit? I can get myself there. It's not like a Lagunitas hoppy refresher. Oh. This is, now, do you think this

tastes, Sam, do you think this tastes like the regular one? Yeah, he's got it. Ah, he don't know. He's got no fucking clue. Sam, you've got to familiarize yourself with a product, okay? Familiarize yourself with some manners, too, Sam.

That's not the way to talk. I know it's Saturday night, but come on. Your home swear all you want. Damn! Well, I like kind of going between Milwaukee's best and old Milwaukee, but, oh, we wanted to do, oh, for round two. We got that ginger snobs.

So what's that going to be a shot? It's a shot. So I was, A, I got to say, this is a Midwest, like, in general, this is a sweep. I know it already existed in a lot of places, but sweeping a nation is the shot in beer special. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We just came from Philadelphia where we did the citywide and they do it for real. Even in the grumpy L.A., it's popping up like a shot of tequila with a, uh, tequila with a, uh, A weird one, the tour kickoff in Austin, they were doing,

God, I forget what the beer was called, but it was like a hoppy IPA and a Decerono. Decerono. That was like a really good, but like it was super hoppy with the sweet de serrano. It was hazy and citrusy. Yeah, yeah. I got to get back in the Decerono.

But a long time, when we pitched to the bar, can we do Milwaukee's best? They were like, well, would you like to pair it with a shot of ginger brandy? And we said, what the what? And they said, it's a Wiscoe thing. Oh, wow Have you guys done this before? Yes!

I can't wait to get my hands on that sweet, sweet ginger schnapps. So it's a do the shot and then... Brandy. Okay, sorry. Is that interchangeable brandy and schnapps? No, because... Brandy's stronger.

Brandy is like... The French wouldn't be cognac, but brandy here in the Midwest, we're talking... It's made from grapes. It's aged in barrels, so it tastes like whiskey. Give me that a little bit.

We'll give you that. Thank you so much. I got to talk to you after this show. Like, I appreciate your support. But... They'll give us that. But with a little bit of ginger in the mix. In the mix.

The weird thing about me is, like, when I have a shot in beer special, I don't even like to do the shot. I'm kind of sippy. Yeah, yeah, I like to go back and forth, back and forth. Back and forth. Back and forth. How do we do it in the back, folks?

I like that row of just two, two next to each other. Do we feel good back there? Oh, they don't care. They're playing Gallagall. I can't even hear them back now. Yeah, why don't... Oh, I hope I get a bonus point.

Shut the fuck up. Look, I'm not a business guy, but I'm going to tell the owner this place, you're going to make a lot more money in those games if you turn them on. That's actually... You have really good business sense. Because people look at those, they say,

oh, you can't play them. I'm not going to pump my quarters into these. Yeah, sure, I can put quarters in, but what would I get out of it? You're not a businessman. You're a businessman. I'm a busy man. Damn.

Well, hey, why don't we take a little break? And when we come back, we do our first ever ginger, brandy, also with the Milwaukee's Best Ice. Yes. Love it. Also, folks, you know, get up, get a beer. You don't have to stay in your seats.

Have some fun. Take a big hot piss. We don't care. Tip your bartenders to the fucking limit. Turn it to the limit. Turn your back to the stage. play Gallagher. Tip your bartenders as much as you possibly can.

As much as you possibly can. Thank you, Milwaukee. We'll be right back. Whoa Oh Let's hear it for Duts featuring Mike Hanford Like you folks

Like you folks Dutz Dutz Dutz Duts Duts Duts Duts

Damn, Wisconsin is Dutz country. That is... Dutz country. Hey, all right, folks. What do you think? What do you like better? I'm going to do two. Kurds?

Woo! Or Dutz? What was the first? Oh, cheese curds or Dutz the musician? That's right. Dutz is the guy, I guess. Fuck. Beef, oh shit.

Oh, that one beef stick guy. I thought you guys were all on the same page. It's starting to fall apart, huh? Trouble in paradise out there. Okay, beef sticker done. No, I'm kidding. For real, though, what a great crowd. Let's hear it again for the staff here tonight.

They've taken such good care of us. Tip-Tip-Tibby at that bar. No maximum tonight. No max tip. Normally there's a ceiling on tips. We lifted it. Oh, wow, that's crazy. They let us do that.

Now, you may notice the very bar staff I just referenced who told us about this ginger brandy what do you say we oh I need a new beast as well Oh

Uncage the beast To go along with the beast Party foul They call that the Wisconsin Spill Yeah Yeah it's any time you spill Ginger Brandy

The guy gave it to me with these speed pour tops, and I was like, I'm going to be like, fucking, no. Yeah, if we could get a Wisconsin towel up here, that'd be really great. Woo! Nice. Ooh, Mohawk brand. You know, I wanted a mohawk when I was a kid so bad. I used to tell me when I'd get my hair cup.

I'd be like, can I do a mohawk? My mom said, no. You'll never win the competitions if you have a mohawk, boy. The competitions. Oh God, yeah, this is a part of my life You guys don't know about it My parents used to enter me Oh, you used to compete?

Damn My parents used to enter me in The little Lord Falkla competitions It had to be the pay at the page boy look Here we go We're not shooting We're not shooting

Actually I think I want to do it as a shot I want to sit Well hey we'll do it as a shot And then we can sip Yeah Okay Shoot it Should we take a shot

Yeah Should we slowly sip? They're a tight bunch. Here we go. Bottoms up our first ever shot of ginger brandy. Here we go. Ooh. Ooh.

It feels... Mikey-Likey. It feels healthy. Yeah. It suits the spirit. Yeah, and I feel strong. Ugh. Ugh.

Ah. Damn, that is, it's, it's, it was me, I thought it would be like ginger, ginger, ginger. It's kind of just delicious. I didn't know what I was, I didn't know if it was going to be ginger like ginger ale or like ginger bread candy. Or like ginger from, um, Gilligan's Island. Yeah, yeah. The skipper too. I never watched that show, did you?

Yes. On like Nick at Night or something. I never, I knew it was on, but I never checked it out. My shit on Nick at Night was the Jeffersons. I thought George Jefferson was so fucking funny. It's funny. Nick at Night now is like Parks and Recreation.

Time is speeding up at an alarming pace. Nick at Night is Severn Season 1. I'm not caught up. Don't tell me anything. I'm not caught up. I remember for a time it was like wow, Steve Urkel's on Nick at Night. Can you imagine? The youngest, hippest, newest TV character is on Nick at Night. One of my contemporaries. It probably is like

The Office. Wouldn't you say? I don't know. Is there Nick at Night anymore? That would be weird. Yeah, I'd wonder if that exists. Damn, it's probably just Nick online. Yeah, I know. Nick streaming service. Yeah, it's probably just, instead of even saying Nick,

they probably just say one, one zero one. Everything's digital. And if it's not digital, it's getting digitized. Is that true? No, no, it's not true. But sometimes you can say stuff and get a laugh and sometimes. And there's nothing. There's no...

If it's non-digital, it's getting digitized, and you laugh at that? No, they didn't laugh. That's what I'm saying. Oh, it's funny. Oh, it's funny. Okay, well, great. Thank you.

The beefstick guy thought it was funny. Ooh. Where is that beefstick guy? I want to talk to him later. Maybe trade... He's sort of a maverick. He sort of does his own thing out there. I like that.

Speaking of beef and meat and stuff like that, when you guys were singing your song, very cool, by the way. You looked awesome. Thank you. Oh, thanks. We had to... That was good.

And I switched it up at the end on you, Jeff. I wanted to get that. I liked that. Yeah, that's fun. But while you guys were doing that, I was standing right there. And I remember... I see the oil mark. Yeah.

That's olive oil, yeah. I remember my favorite place in Milwaukee is fucking a big German restaurant called Maiters? Yeah. Fuck, I had a feast. I'm eating pork shank. Porkshank. Is this what he made her from cars? Yeah, made her from cars.

Opened up a restaurant here off of his cars, like, with his cars money. Okay. I got something I got to say, but go ahead. Well, was this a supper club place? No, this is separate, but I was here with our friend, Ben. Yeah. We got this, like, huge platter that would feed, like, a gigantic family.

And then, like, the centerpiece was a big pork shank. Ooh. With the bone. You know what I like is those little, like, Porkshank. Yeah, porkshank. What's the thing? It's like lollipop medallion.

So it's kind of like the thin bone. I like those. Ooh, it's a nice thinner. Like a, I mean like a lamb lollipop. Yeah, maybe a lamb lollipop. That sounds like that, yeah. What I was about to say, Timmy, my boy, and Jeff, don't go anywhere.

I want you to hear this. No, sneaking off to the video game. Oh, Mike, I have to miss. Oh, Coach. I have to miss on Wednesday? Coach, I have to miss. I have to miss Pac-Man. My mom's got to take my sister to the doctor,

and I have to go with her because, like, she has to come from work, but I just got to miss. What the hell was I about to say? You were talking about something that's sparked. I was talking about meaters. Yes. I saw an image on Instagram that I did not like... Did that work?

That reminded you? Yes. Because I'm going to talk about, like... Lightning McQueen, Owen Wilson. I saw a picture, it was like, it looked like near the changing trailers of like a movie set, you know, like the trailers, Star Wags.

It was Owen Wilson, love Owen Wilson, standing next to... Standing next to... Standing next to Matt Rife and the Rizzler. Are we in a world where... We're going to see a movie with the very awesome Owen Wilson and the Rizzler, who I don't know if he can act, I've never seen.

And then... The very awesome Owen Wilson, the charming Rizler. I like Rizler. I like Rizler. I think we have to say, the Rizler has it, right? Yeah, yeah. Big Justice and A.J., no, no, no. But the Rizzer has it.

So I think that, like, I bet a young Owen Wilson probably was Rizler-esque in his own way? Yes, I bet he was. But then you got Rife in the mix? I don't want to see Owen Wilson doing stuff with something. If I saw The Rizler and Matt Rife walking together, I would be so star-strucked by the Rizler. I wouldn't probably even notice Matt Rife for like 15 minutes.

I'd be like, Rizler, what's up, dude? Matt, don't fuck my mom. You say you do that. You said you did that. I would... No, we don't condone violence here on the Soppy Boys, except some... This is okay. I don't know, folks.

I don't know. I don't know. Be careful out there. I don't want to see any of you guys out there getting physical with anybody, it's not going to turn out well for you. I want to say, for my point of view, I would encourage you all to, like, fight and

fight each other. Amongst themselves? Yeah, just, like, fight. Yeah, who wants the rest of this old Milwaukee? Fight for it. This N.A. Old Milwaukee. I'm going to crack my other beast. Oh. Hold on. I got to finish my oldie.

How are you guys doing on your... I'm doing all right. It's just getting warmer. I want a coldie. I'm doing good, but the issue is that... Opulent. I'm finding that if you drink all these beasts and all this... Brandi, you get drunk. Bees some brandy. And that's not great for a guy like me, a practicing Catholic. It's okay if you... Tim, that sort of behavior is okay if you can monetize it.

a little bit of this, Jim, it's the last we got. Yeah, hit me with that. That ginger dribble. Blessed O Lord and these thy gifts, which we are about to receive. See, I'm just going back and forth now at my leisure. Just going, a little sip of this, little sip of that. Little sip of this, little sip of that.

I really like it. You know what, here's the thing, it's not, you know, you got your ginger beer and your ginger ale. Ginger beer is like fermented And Badger Beves does both But continue Folks Badger Bebs

Wonderful brand Oh my God Get on board with Badger Bebs You don't know about them You will soon You will soon Get on board now before they take off But there's that

There's that like the spicy ginger Of the ginger beer flavor This reminds me more of like ginger ale I'm like it's like canned dry booze It's like Shua Peepees Is that how you say that Shweps.

Shweps. Are you for real? You don't think Shweps is called Shweb Peepies. Okay, Wisconsin. Who here thinks Shweps is called Shweppa Peepees? Oh, there are you done. Hold on. You're being funny, right?

Yeah, I was making a little joke. Thank God. Because if, yeah. It's like Kana Dry. That one's good, too. Now he's fucking with us. Let's see what he can do is Cigrams. He choked!

He choked with scott. I got you, Jeff. Seagram is! That is my boy right there. Cigramis. I don't know. That's borderline. Well, hey, I feel like we had a good dose of the Milwaukee's best.

We've had a lot of fun, and we can still have some fun. Oh, cold is good. This is better. But, like, there's a sort of a serious edge to the pod where we rank them. Or, wouldn't you say? We don't rank them. We don't rank them.

No, we don't. We don't do that. We give it a Romer's, romer. Final thoughts, though. We give it a Roman Emperor's upper down thumb. We do give it final thoughts. Mike, you want to kick us off? Yes.

This is fantastic. This takes me back. And even if this isn't, like, I don't remember having exactly these, I know this taste. We know what this is. it's uh ooh he takes us in

it's a nice little callback to an easy drink you know what I mean back when you were a little younger a little dumber back to a better era well and you're thinking to yourself like I can get

I can drink these I'm trying to impress the other people I'm with and not feel like a little loser that's not the reason I'm trying to play Halo 2 I'm getting my fucking ass beat I'm trying to get my my economics work done.

I took an economics class once. That's why you know so much about the economy. Well, Tim, spent enough time with the economy. Anyway, what's going on back here? He's busy. He got busy. This is an order again for me, and it's not like an appointment only. This is like if I'm in a bar and I'm feeling like, hey, let's go. Let's get down and dirty tonight.

I'll do one of these. No problem. Dude, I think I would, I like a, these days, I got to say, I like a smaller, I like the 12-ounce can more these days. Because you never have to deal with warm beer at the bottom. Hey, that's good. Smaller the can, the crisper the experience, yeah. That's good. I guess that's why they do those little pony bottles you see of like High Life or Modella, right?

Those little tiny fellows. Yeah, when we were at Mars Cheese Castle today, there was a lady giving out free samples of bourbon and we were drinking it, and she separately had a little Bloody Mary going. Really? And I was like, okay, you little nasty freak. This was a... It was like kind of an older cheese lady. This is fully like...

I would say it was before one... It was like 1 p.monger. She's got a... She has an addiction. She's running the whiskey station. I see her charming the pants off all Tim. He's like, oh, what you got over here? And she's giving you the whole story.

And then you saw behind her she had a full Bloody Mary with a little sidecar beer. I love the little sidecar. We don't have that. Oh, the Polaro. Like a pony, like, oh, that's good. Just like a little, like, yeah, like it, it wasn't even a, it wasn't a shot. It was like a juice cup, you know, just like a little, yeah.

I need to tell you. How many ounces? Five. Five. Five to six. Five to six. Five to six, my height. Oh, wait.

So, I'm going to go into my final thoughts here. Milwaukee's best. This is kind of like, this has improved greatly in my mind. If I, if I went to. For something that's called Beast, and the guy in your, high school said beast did. Beast dude. Like, for like

a college cheapy joke beer that you buy in bulk, if I saw this in a cooler at a cookout or a pool party, I wouldn't avoid it anymore. Not anymore. Not anymore. And I'll tell you the tallboys are not as much

as the party thing as much as like that the gas station it's like the guys getting off their shift like the roadwork crew coming through the gas station. and getting the tall boys. That's what I always see. Hang around like a stewards or a Wawa or a Buckees

or what's the Wisconsin version? Patricios. Go to Petricios. Go to Petritios at 5 o'clock. These guys are, they're getting off their roadwork shift and they're like, Patricio, give me off Petraceo. He's like, I'm making you a tall boy. I fix it up nice and funny.

I need to tell you about, so, what was your final? So it's an order again, Tim, hit him with it. I mean, I love everything I've ever had, so I love this. But I also, I also poured my, I poured my ginger brandy in this, and it kind of turned it into it. Really? Yeah. I'm going to put it in my other one. A lot of stuff like that doesn't work.

I mean, I'll, like, don't tell the listeners, but I know the Alpine Crush is not good if you pour the, if you pour the, if you pour the, the rumpleman. into the beer, it's wild child style, but it's gross. But this actually works, and you're drinking Canada to dry. Yeah. I'm doing it. I mixed. Yeah, that's nice. This is, you know, like, I feel like people would see, like, Milwaukee's best?

Oh, that's gross. It's not anything. It's no taste. Beasts, dude. It's like the lightest tape for a, for a high alcohol beverage. Dude. Beast, dude. And also, like, aren't there, like, so many more beers that are way crazier than 6%?

Yeah. Like microbrews and like, I mean, a Flemish Sour. If you want to, what's like Delirium Tremens? Oh, yeah, those are... Delirium Tremence is when you're an alcoholic in your handshake. No, but there's a brain. With like a pink elephant on it. There's a brand with like a pink elephant on it.

They lean into it. Oh, what I was going to say, so I was talking to the lady in the cheese store. I was... I made the mistake. Well, not the mistake. This is when I'm talking to Peter. You're talking to... I started talking this lady about...

about the bread she was buying. She was telling me all about the cheese breads and all the jalapeno cheese bread. And she wouldn't stop talking. Now I'm doing a pretty long conversation about this. But I was like, so what cheese is you can? I'm asking her questions too. She had the curds that we got and everything.

But she had these like, I think she called it mozzarella whips. And she said the bar there, the tavern there, put when they make Bloody Mary's, they put one in. That sounded cool to me. That sounds cool to me. So how's that different from a string cheese? Longer? It was like thinner.

It was more like a shoelace. Cheese but a rope. So like I'm picturing a nerd's rope, but instead of all that, it's cheese. All the candy is falling off of it, and it's white. It's a pale white in your drink. I don't know. I'd give it a shot. I'd give it a shot.

Well. I'll tell you this. I've heard of Milwaukee and Cunaughey and Milwaukee's Best, but is there anything I haven't heard of? You haven't heard, Tim. Of the beer quiz. Oh, shit. This show is fucking stacked.

All right, all right. This is going to be interesting. This is going to be interesting. What I've done... Just so you know, the show was supposed to end exactly now. Exactly now. Well, we'll save this till tomorrow. Everyone's saying stop the show and go home?

We can do this tomorrow. We'll keep it going, but everyone's got to tip the bartenders. We'll do this real... This is kind of a lightning round type of game. I'm not saying to... rush. I just want to let you know this is bonus content. You can go as fast as you want. Tim and I are going to luxuriate.

So what I've done here is the most, this is the beer quiz. The beer quiz. The beer quiz. I'm going to stand up so I can get kind of behind you and be like a Pat Sejag type. Oh shit. Behind the podium. He actually hosted Wheel of Fortune. Okay. So

what I'm going to do, I'm going to say one word, maybe two words on some of these, but one word and you guys are going to give me the beer that I'm talking about. Oh, my God. You understand? The first one's going to be easy. So here we go.

How many rounds? I got a fucking ton of these. Okay, okay, okay. Somebody hold up Jeff's number. You hold up how many he has. And you, right there with the beanie, hold up how many Tim gets, okay? So you don't have to do it now.

Cheat. Don't cheat. Don't cheat. Yeah, I got four. Here we go, here we go. You are, my boy. So I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say a word. You guys, this is kind of like a therapy session.

It's like a, what do you think? So you say, I'll say the word, you buzz it. Don't even buzz it, just yell it out. Here we go. Woods. Woods. Woods. M.G.

Yes, sir. Yes, ma'am. See what's happening here? Wisconsin's own meal a genuine drive. Thank you. Tim's got one. That's fair. That's fair. But that's, you know, this is kind of what we're doing here. This is where we're doing.

I get it. Okay. So that one was one word. These are mostly going to be, some of them have two words. It's like code names. If you've ever played code names. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly right, Jeff. This is a good quiz. I should have called this. Well, not yet. It's not.

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Yeah, yeah. Mitch. Bud Light. Fuck. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep, but Jeff, you get the game, right? Yeah, I get it.

I just, I'm just bad at it. As I was coming up with it, I was like, I hope this works. Jeff, let me give you a little tip. You have to have a whipsmart brain. Okay, here we go. Here's another one. Jeff, do you have any like Emmy nominations or WGM nominations? Oh, Jesus Christ.

It could really, I could seriously, I can really seriously, no, I'm just saying it could seriously help. Oh, no. Ouch, babe. The crowd has turned. Ouch, babe. You guys hate me? You're the heel now.

You're the heel now. I wasn't expecting that that I'm a... I hate a guy. Boys, boys, we have many miles to go. Okay. Here we go, here we go. Pinner. Budweiser.

Oh, Timmy. No, no, I didn't get it. Three to nothing. Tim, wow. But this is a decent... Here's the thing... Listen, they're silent. They hate me.

No, no, no, no. It's good. Look, you're getting them... I do. I've known each one. it's just slow to come out the mouth. Oh, okay. So pinters, when we were living in L.A. at our first house,

Ralph, our grocery store, was selling Budwisers. Bowling pins. Bowling pin shaped Budwisers, and we all call it pins. And you announced there was a pinner of summer. So, Jeff, you're saying it's not a brain issue. It's a mouth issue. Yep. Interesting.

There's sort of a bottleneck at the mouth. Interesting. Okay, here we go. Here we go. $4.99 for 12. $4.99. Cesson. Keystone.

Close. Same era. Session. $499 for $12. This was kind of a my thing. I was into this. High Life light. No.

High life. Shirts? Ah. Yosef Hofbauer. Oh, I remember that. You can get a fucking 12 pack of this water-ass beer for $5. store where we bought sessions. That's right.

At the bottom of our heads, right. I remember that because I'd be like, oh, man, I could use a beer. And you're like, have a Joseph Hofbauer. And I'd be like, nah, never mind. And then they also had Hoffbauer light, which is like, no color to it. This was the can that was, like, white with, like, gold lettering on it. I don't even think that exists.

It looks like you could print it out on your, like, HP desk jet at home and, like, just put it on a can. It was, like, drink a whole 12-pack, and you could still do your homework. Okay. Okay. Here we go, here we go. Los Angeles karaoke. Height.

That's right! That's right, baby! That's right! That's right! Dutz! Dutz! Dats! Dats!

Dats! Dats! They're not even count you anymore. Three to one. Three to one. Three to one. A lot of really good... A lot of really good Korean karaoke places in L.A.,

they serve those big, tall, bottles of height. God, it's so good. Okay, here's another one. Okay, I'm back. Tea party. Boston. Sam Adams.

Tim. Ah, Tim. He won them back. He won them back. No, no, no. He won them back. To the Tim fans, indulge in the darkness. Let the darkness in your spirit rise up.

Yes. This is a competition against good and evil. And I'm in the middle of it, I feel like... Let your anger flow through you. Okay, here we go. Tim and Eric. Oh, um, spaghetti. Oh!

Miller Highlife. Tim. Tim. Tim! Tim! Tim! Tim! Tim! Tim! Tim! Tim! So, you're telling me... Let the evil run through your soul. You're telling me, I lose with the more specific answer. Yeah, but you didn't think.

on the beer quiz? Yes, you do. Jeff, if only your ancestors were on Mount Olympus speaking down to you and helping you in the quiz, but unfortunately that is not the case. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Is Zeus here tonight? We got it, we only, we've got like four

left, here we go. Four left. This is, you can come back, Jeff. It's four to one, I think, but one to five, five to one. Tim. It's five to one? Here we go, and some of these might be more points. Are you cheating? No, he's not cheap. That is my bullet. I would take a bullet for this guy.

He knows what he's doing. He knows what he's doing. He's, this is the biggest, this is the best accountant in the, in town. He's very good. All right. This is going to be, rattle off a bunch, but this one means something to me. Vesuvio. In Peroni? San Francisco. Uh, fucking, uh, fucking.

Stella. Anchor steam. Anchor steam. Tins. Give in to the feeling. Ooh, this is a tough one. This is if you know your... You gotta know your shit on this one.

Oh, unlike the other ones, I have to know my shit on this one. Here's one. Here we go. Here we go. Four sisters. Gingling. Damn. Damn. The four, the four, the four, the four sisters run the, uh, yingley, yeah. This is a good, uh, night for the fucking...

I don't think this is a, a good quiz. I know, but I know. Bad quiz. I tried to, okay, here's one, Jeff. It's a really good quiz. Okay. It's really good and it's really thoughtful. I'm gonna shoot a...

I gave you that idea. You gave me that idea. I wrote that idea and I pitched it to you. I said, I said, I don't want to be it dead. I want to be dead. It was my idea. You're not the only guy who wants to be dead? All these people want him dead.

That's because they're Tim fans and they're giving him to the darkness. A real quick PSA. I don't know if it says it on your side, guys, but it says on this, you're not allowed to jump up and try to hang onto this projector screen. We're not allowed to, but I don't know,

maybe you guys are allowed to. It says, no hanging, you'll die. I thought they meant no hanging out up there. Oh, no hanging out? What is the score? We got six? Seven to... That's fucked!

Seven to one. But here's the thing. Here's the thing. The quiz master here does not condone violent resistance. He promotes a nonviolent resistance. Tim, you lose two points. Wait, wait. What?

I lose two points? Look, hold on, hold on. Because it was my idea. It was ultimately Tim's idea. And you're just a... Mike, for real. This is a real conversation between the Sloppy Boys LLC. What? I don't want to put it in an episode where I say

I'm going to kill Ilam Musk. So if you do that, it won't make any... sense. It won't make any sense. Okay. That's somebody else's problem, not mine. Here we go. Winslet. Winslet. Rolling Rock.

Oh! I don't have even one fan in this whole room. Winslet is Rolling Rock? Mayor of Eastwood, Rolling Rock. Do you listen to the podcast? this guy won't shut up about Marevista.

I don't watch those shows. I don't either, but I listen to people who talk to me and I gather info. Is there a thing where like this next question is worth 50 points or anything? It might have to be. It might have to be. Here we go. Here we go.

Here we go. Andy Samburg. Corona. Boom. How do you feel coming to court now? Is Diggman season two? coming to Comedy Central and Paramount Plus.

He has 57 points? I don't even know. He's got what? I asked, I asked Andy what Snoop like? He said Snoop rules. Of course he does. He's cool, man.

I could tell you Snoop rules. Even losing the two, we're still, what are we at? Eight to seven, looks like. Okay, seven to one. I would just like to get one more question. That would be so good. Okay.

Jeff. Tim has won this competition. Unless you alone can get this. This is all on you. I'm not allowed to chime in. No, not allowed to chime in. You can you can win eight points here or whatever But this is a tough one, Jeff. Jeff is a tough. You got to you got to really think and And but you got to think and you got to think Okay, yeah, yeah, of what brands you know, okay? Don't think. 90 year old from Manchester, London, or Liverpool

90 year old from Manchester or Liverpool 90 year old 90 years old 90 years old from Manchester butter beer

that's not my like final answer Think of real ones, think of real ones not fictional ones All right folks this guy I think got hit on the head And when we weren't around, I don't know what's going on. I'm fucking weird. Jeff's smart. Smarter than I am.

90 years old. Oh, I'm not young. Tim, do you know it? Newcastle? No. Does anyone in the audience know it? Boom. Oh, the English.

Wow. Old English is malt liquor. It is not beer. It is disqualified. Mike is disqualified from the quiz. Folks, I'm so sorry. I had to be disqualified from the quiz. The winner is still up in the air.

Here's the last one. It's not a beer either, but I'm just going to say it. Clear. Zima. Boom, Tim wins. Jesus Christ. Look, folks. Tim wins the beer quiz.

Sorry, Milwaukee. Oh, we love Dutch. We love... shut the fuck up. Thank you. Thank you. That's our show. Follow us on social media and the Sloppy Boys

where we release these recipes ahead of time. And if you can't get enough boys, it's patreon.com slash the Sloppy Boys. That's the URL. That's where you got to go. I want to type that into Safari Chrome One of those

Firefox even you could do Yeah for sure I gotta go back and listen to the tapes But this is up there with best of the tour Tonight Best crowd This is a fucking crowd baby And Timmy

You're a hell of a competitor I I knew each and every answer But I was just too slow That was a fun quiz I like that It's kind of cool Because I was trying to get what you guys would know and one word

and fun. I think it's fun. I like that name. The quiz was put together masterfully. You're a great craftsman. Jeff, you're a worthy competitor. And the audience. I mean, the audience almost had it. Oh, yeah. But then we found out old English wasn't actually beer, so the audience lost it. It's crazy.

You almost won the whole thing, audience. But here's the weird thing. The audience didn't like Milwaukee's best and we loved Milwaukee's best. Yeah. Let's say we're drinking Milwaukee's best. I'll say that. No, but we love it. If you put any, if you put any light, loggery, pillory thing in front of me, I would have said the same thing. It's really cold. I love cold liquid.

Me too. There was a moment on Instagram where they were like, oh, that's like the worst hangover beer. Is that true? That could be. Say again? Pissing out your asshole. Girl, you got to get that looked at. That's a dutz line.

That's a dutz line. That's Jeff, if you have a problem with that. That's Jeff. I'm pouring my beer into my other beer. Any more fucking questions? Jesus Christ. Wrap it. Get in.

Thank you.