The Sloppy Boys - 266. Coors Light (Live in Denver)

Episode Date: November 21, 2025

The guys crack Silver Bullets and also Tap the Rockies in front of a live studio audience!Coors Light is available in select stores. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh, what's up, Denver! Welcome to the sloppy boys where we take a deep dive into the drinks that you love. I'm Jeff Dutton, along with Michael Hanford. Hello. And Tim Kalpacis. What he is up? Oh, and we're your host, the sloppy boys. On leg two, here at the Gothic theater.

Let's hear it, goths. Let's hear it goth. This place used to be wall-to-wall, witches and warlocks. Yeah, now it's podcaster. Podcast introverts. He's talking about ourselves, folks. It's the, no, we're here at the Gothic theater. The moon is full, and Dick Cheney is dead.

Oh, Jeff. You don't cheer at death, Jeff. Democrats. Do you realize what just happened is, okay, we're in Denver, right? Yes. And we just opened this show with a wonderful song. Mike Hanford's got a voice like a bird. Usually.

Usually. Wait, Mike, you're out of, do you know why you're out of breath? Yes, I do. It struck me right. in the middle of the fucking song, I said, I feel like I'm singing a mile higher than I usually do. Literally, like you've sung that song 10,000

times and tonight you couldn't do it. There are moments of that song. We're talking about for the list, and we're talking about Out of the Town, best song of the best snugged for best to rap song of the year. I can't believe that. Still. But

yeah, there's a few moments in that song where I do need to... We got to fly. We got to... There's a buff. me it's one of those high altitude moths he was like can i land here i can't breathe he's falling down yeah first of all we already did that song flea but i'll tell you this why um what's great is people come up here mike you're a marathon runner you should know this people come up here to train and then they go to the rest of the country and they're superhuman so do you after we do this live

podcast here too next week next week next week we're in Cincinnati, Lansing, fucking dumb. Oh, they don't know what's coming. Oh, good dudes. We just trained in Denver, dude. They're like, they all, nobody took a breath that entire podcast. They didn't need it anymore. Those lungs were huge. Those lungs were outside of their body that were so huge. If you guys came, let me just pull the audience real quick. If you came to this show and we came out, hey, remember, we're doing the, and we were just, we looked like we do, we're dressed like we do, but our lungs were coming out of our mouth and hanging in front of us. Would that be weird? You'd be weirded out. I don't need.

to be asked that question. Yeah, they'd be weirded out. They'd be weirded out. I'm weirded out. I saw, like, a sign, you know, it said, like, employees must wash hands. No shirt, no shoes, no service. Well, you're not an employee.

So I kept them on, unwash. Great. Which suck. Wait a minute, you were helping with my molars backstage. I got them out. Yeah. True. And I do a lot more room for this.

Bud Light Broncos beer. Go, Broncos. We said it a thousand times already this season, but let's go Broncos. Wait, you're kicking off this episode with Bud Light? I want you. Yes, yes, I did. Yes, I am. So are you.

Look at your hand. I, well, there's a reason why I got the Bud Lights for us, but I'll get into that later. Oh. Tantalizing. Creating a little mysteryal tension. That's very good. Have you guys been to Denver before? Are these the first times?

Yes. Yeah, I think I was here, but for a comedy bang-bang, so I was like touchdown, and we left. You did the show on the tarmac and then went off you? Hold on. Where is the Coors Brewery? It's golden. How far is that?

Okay, so I haven't really been to Denver, really. Because I saw that. I went to a brewery outside the... You've been to the Coors Brewery? The Coors plant. I walked by it. Oh, okay. And I said, I saluted it.

I'll podcast about you someday. No, you never will. Yes, we will. I had a weird, do you guys remember? I shot a branded Pepsi ad in Denver like eight years ago. Who could forget? Yeah, I mean, unless you've been living under a fucking rock. But I don't know, it's the Rocky Mountains.

Maybe you do, actually. That might be normal at us. Pierton? You don't know. Does that phrase mean nothing to anyone in the sound? It's offensive when you say, what do you live on a rock thing? They're like, actually a lot of us do. And we like it down there. I did it.

I had a, well, so that was, I don't know if I told you guys the whole thing, but I had my first ever, like, diva onset, a little hissie-fit moment on that. Because it was, this was like a, it was the Super Bowl halftime, halftime show hosted by Rob Eubel and Paul Shear. Wait, the Super Bowl halftime, halftime shows. Midway through the halftime show, you go to Pepsi.com. What a fucking time when people were like, oh, yes, people will get out their device

and go to something else when the hottest entertainer is playing the Super Bowl. You didn't? You didn't go to Pepsi back on? I did, but it was days later. This was during, what, like Prince's fucking epic solo? Yes, which you should not have been watching. It was probably Prince here, honestly. Burble, Pepsi.

I hated how he turned all of his songs to be about Pepsi. I know. Also, if you get a purple Pepsi, send it back. They are legally, they would legally have to replace that. It's supposed to be brown. Excuse me, this purple drink is supposed to be brown. Brown? I love that. We do that joke a lot of like, I'm saying this stupid thing. This stupid thing. Oh, we got that from David Wayne. We got that. Yeah, we got it off, David Wayne.

We got that from the Stella shorts. Your friend's in the middle of a stupid thing. I know, I'm sorry. I'm going to... I think it's a finder's keepers thing. David Wayne said it, and then you had the good taste to perfect it. To memorize it. To curate it.

They say, you know, they say the great steel. Yeah, the good borrow the great steel. And the bad? Never knew what was going on at all. That's sort of my vibe. So there I am. A paid actor being flown out first class for a Pepsi shoot. Getting paid $2,000 a day for four days to shoot a...

That's fucking good. Not bad. still living off that cash. Back in those days, come on. People applauding for my income. Well, we applaud for them. They clearly, this happens so much in comedy where you know who they wanted

and they couldn't get. One time, me and Mike, me and Mike were in a bit one time, like we were acting and a thing, we showed up, they handed us the script, and our character's names were Tim Robinson and Sam Richardson. And also, I don't think we were the next on the list. I think there was many down behind them before they got to us.

We were the rock bottom of that. I started any job I get, I said, sorry. You got me. Sorry. Honestly, though, it helps. Like, we showed up and we're like, okay, we'll just act like that. Yeah, it's a great direction. So this one, they had shown me the deck, and it was like,

Tim is going to be going around Denver and getting, like, ideas for what should happen in the halftime show. but it was called loud focus group and I had a bullhorn so in the deck it was Billy Eichner. Very clearly they wanted Billy like a Billy on the street bit where it's like and Billy is so sharp and fast

and he's aggressive like you're aggressive in your comedy and in your writing and in the bedroom but you're not a guy who in all of our time in birthday boys sloppy boys you've never been like I got put me out on the street with people my yeah right

right. My one stipulate, I had my manager. We weren't paying you two grand a day for four days. That's funny. My own TV show paid me less. But my one stipulation, and I was wondering about, I even looked on my phone just now and looked up the email and I was like, I had, I said, like, I'm so excited to do this. Thank you so much for having me. Will there be like a production assistant to go, like, talk to people and bring them to me, like sign releases and stuff? Because I don't want to be, I'm not Eric Andre, and I just don't, I get sad if I have to talk to somebody. Anyway, so then I show up. They give me a bullhorn and a segue, and I ride around for four days. No production assistant. Just the director being like, Tim, go talk to them. Tim, go talk to them.

I was fucking miserable. It's like, that's not my style. I don't, I'm not practiced in that. And I just, I got no, no laughs. But then on the, like, the final thing, I went to, like, they took me to the train station. I'm in the street. I'm at like a Broncos game. I'm like, all, I mean, not around those games. It was during the, but anyway, I, um, so you've been everywhere, man, you've been everywhere. In a way, in Denver, around the greater Denver area. But on the final shot, I'm standing on an ice rink and I'm, they're getting the product shot where I hold up my can of Pepsi. And, uh, you know that thing when you, over by the monitors, directors, shares and stuff, you could feel like video village is all like whispering

to each other. And then the director comes in like, uh, Tim, can you hold the can like this? you're blocking the thing. And I was like, yeah, okay. There's Pepsi. People are here. I'll hold the can, right? He runs back, looks at Monarch, comes back, and he's like, Tim, they want you to take off your glove.

And it's fucking February. Take off your glove. My glove was too bulky, and it was covering the logo on the can. And it was February, and it was snowing. And I'm standing on the ice rink. And they're like, they want you to take off a glove. And I just threw a little connection. Took my glove off, I threw it, I said,

The gloves off, it doesn't matter if I'm cold, it's all about the can. That's all you care enough. The can. And they were all nodding, yes, he gets it finally. You said, did. Do you actually say that? I did.

Oh, yeah, Timmy. The Pepsi people were 100 yards away in director's chairs, just like, what is this fucking idiot talking about? This isn't Billy Eichner. Yeah, this isn't Eric Andre either. They would never talk to us like that. Who is this? I won't ever have an onset break that up again because of how little it did.

Like, I threw my fit, and then I looked around and they're like, we're going to do another take. Like, great, back to one. Let's go again. You should have been, like, throwing another one and be like, well, if I was Julia Roberts, you would have other rights and size clock. Anyway, the end of it is that then when I, with a video that aired on Pepsi.com during the half-time show, it's, uh, they cut it down to a nub.

I thought it was going to be like a Conan thing that's like 11 minutes long. It was like a 20-second montage. There's no shots of the can. There's no, I'm sure that my face was all like red and scared after I young. They used that stuff after four days. But they're like, we don't want our Pepsi going to be held by a guy who's like, shame, all ashamed that he yelled. He's scared. Try Pepsi, it's kind of purple. It's more brown than purple.

That was their tagline at the time, so they were happening. Yeah, companies go through taglines all the time. We want to differentiate our drink from Welch's and all these purple drinks. Sure, sure. How are the Broncos doing this year? Are they winning? Oh, good, great. I'm proud to drink this game.

Are you winning, son? I got to say, I've said this before, I'll go in on any sort of, usually but like can that does a team, if it's football season or baseball, I love it all. You love a herd mentality. I love a herd mentality, and any time I see a specific camp, or if it's got like Fourth of July usually has a Red Wife. I remember, Mike, you proudly bought a 12-pack of Bloodlight. Blood-Light. You, this is the Gothic Theater, Gating. He's got Halloween still in the brain.

Bloodlight Pinters, you call them. Pinters, oh, my God. They got us a set of pitters, man. Pinters was great. It was these, it was Budweiser. Not my favorite beer. No, not the beer of the moment. Well, we'll get into what my favorite one is.

A little later. But anyway, it was, they came in these bottles that kind of looked like pins, like bowling pins. Bowling pins. Bowling pins. Oh, it was great. Yeah, you came home. It was wonderful. You were like, it's going to be a pinner summer.

Then they stopped selling them. Because the next year you were like, summer was rolling around. You're like, oh, I can't wait. Think they're going to do the pinners again? And I was like, you're still thinking about that? Dude, you have to go to work. You think that we pinners at work? Dude, you're on the chopping block at work, and you're thinking about pinners, man.

Jeff and I used to work together at a place, and I was remembering the other day. How bad I was at that job. And like so outwardly, our job was we worked for a graphic design company, and Jeff and I were just office. PAs running around, doing whatever. You got to get lunch. You got to go to Office Depot, that sort of thing. It was so, you and I played it like, we barely had jobs there.

We treated it like part-time jobs. Like we'd show up, play ping pong. We played a lot of ping pong. Yes. Do you want me to tell the sad fact about ping pong that you, Jeff and I played maybe 100 games

of ping pong. He never won one. Sad fact. It's time for another sloppy voice. Sad fact. Sad fact. But we were, this was the place where Jeff and I, we were expanding the ex-office was expanding to the other side of the hall and Jeff and I got over there quick and

found desks and did not ever phones hooked up to the rest of the office and never went on i chat or whatever not a a l instant messenger yeah no one knew where we were there was an annex there and it like didn't have any it wasn't set up and they're like we'll put the pa's over there and we jumped we're like yes put us over there put us over there and we made we made comedy videos we made pool jumpers in that i mean you edited all pool jumpers while we were shielding work you folks remember pool jumpers yeah am i seeing some Knows, ooh, folks. Get out of line and look up, pool jubbers.

Sorry, ever since you said ping pong, I kept trying to say, I'm no, and I was, Superman. No. There's no good. I'm no Superman. You're looking for the best ping pong player? Salome does the new movie where he's Mikey Supreme, Marty Supreme. Ooh. Anyway. I'm going to check that movie out.

Oh, you could also say I'm, I'm no Forrest Gump. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He had a few minutes of being excellent. I was trying to be current. Forest Gump's still current. Come on. The minute that thing is not current, I'm done. What's he done in the last 30 years?

Forrest or, uh... Hanks. Forrest Gump. You guys talking about Chet's dad? Forrest Gump is Chet's dad. He's in showbiz as well? Dude, dude. Chet's dad does showbiz?

They got to do another Forrest Gump where Chet plays the kid grow up. He plays the Haley Joel Osmond kid. Yeah. Yeah, as a Rastafar. Yes, yes. And then remember in the first movie where he's like,

he's not like me, is he? And he's like, no, no, he's good. He's not good in the sequel. He's not good. He's first than you. He's like his dad, but worse. The movie starts and he's like failing out of school. He's like, what does this letter mean?

It's an F. He means, get out of here. Get the fuck out of here. It's a better effect. Sheesh. Is nobody going to say anything about my scary contact? I know. I was just going to, but step up a little bit.

They can't see him in the crowd. Step up over. For the golf theater, Jeff is wearing thriller-esque. A lot of people are leaving. Hold out, Jeff. Wait, do that again. I'm going to give them a little light here on your face.

Hey! I like a few screams, but also just some nods, yes. Yeah, we see them. Oh, there they are. Oh, we can see them now. They're not real. We didn't see it before, and now we absolutely see it.

I did it to honor the Gothic theater. Yes. They're leftover Halloween contact lenses. You're not supposed to wear them this much. But I sort of wanted to be the West Borland of the pod. I think you are. You know, like, I want to be the guy who's like, ooh, I'm doing my little takes. Like, because...

You play like, d'n-l-l-l-l-l-le-le-. Tick-da-bop. Well, I got to say, you're getting no competition for me about being the guy who's going to go, I might start trying. It's really between you and Mike. Who in the rhythm section is going to be the E guy?

Well, you're, Mike, you're sort of the Fred Durst. And Tim, you're the DJ Scribble. That would be an honor. DJ Scribble. Who can name one other guy in... Leibisket. Did you say you guys? Fred Durst?

I don't think I could. Even DJ Scribble was a reach. That was funny to think of like they just had a DJ going like... I know Monkey from Corn. That counts, that counts, yeah. And now you tell me. I bet you Monkey from Corn has been on this Gothic theater stage.

I guarantee it. What do you say, folks? Has Monkey been on this stage? And do I guarantee you? Oh, hell yeah, Denver. We're losing them. I think Monkey from Cork grew up in Denver. Why not?

That's who cares? one's ever going to look that up i was who's the main guy from corn jonathan davis i was on a uh big big bear lake cruise uh tour in california and they pointed to a house and said that's jonathan davis's house wow where was it big bear lake who big bear i've done a little skiing up those parts hey you guys know about skiing speaking of skiing oh we have a big announcement yes uh you do as well we all do the three of us have a big announcement okay if you listen to the podcast you know we mentioned badger beves a lot they're a wonderful beautiful beautiful delicious uh the best mixers reach for the badger he uh well they don't like that we do that they don't they're like

we're cultivating like an elevated brand don't go rea that'd be so funny if they have like hordes of people being like we want the badger re and they're like what is this what is that they're mainly served at Like fancy hotel bars in Manhattan. Yeah, club soda, tonic water, ginger ale, ginger beer. Yeah. Pink grapefruit. Blood orange. And sparkling blood orange.

I made a good blood orange. I said it to you guys. I made a good blood orange cocktail. We got to revisit that. Damn. Okay, well, this is not a sponsored ad at all. They're not paying us any money right now. But, you know, Mike was talking one time about how he went skiing in Zermott, Switzerland.

And he wants me and Jeff to come. Badger Bev said, hey, we're sending you guys on a. skiing trip in Switzerland. We're going, folks. We're going in January. We're going to ski the weatherhorns. Now here's the funny thing. I'm a skier.

I'm a athlete, but I haven't skied in probably a year. No, I didn't ski at all last year for two years. It's pizza and French fries. Now you're talking my language. Double black diamond style, baby. Last time I did, I took a lesson. I forget right way.

I think it was up in Vermont. The guy was like, it's tofu made pizza and French flavor blogs. I said, what the fuck are you talking about? French flavor vlogs? That's what he said. He said that. I can't believe this guy would say that.

You had a weirdo that day. He fucked up. But the good thing I already knew how to ski because I was like, fuck off. Fuck off. I haven't skied since like Gore Mountain in the Adirondacks in probably the, year 2000. When was the last time you skied?

Ooh. I grew up doing... Ooh. Such a full sound in this room. The stage is rumbling. I grew up skiing until the snowboard, the advent of the snowboard, and then I pivoted over. The X game. That's what my generation was doing, you know? And then I went to college, came back, I would say maybe 2005, got a

the snowboard got my ass wrecked. We're going to get fucked up. And so I think I'm not going to do snowboard because also... No, don't do snowboard, I don't think is as welcome in Zermat. They want you on skis. That's the classic. I don't know. It's like a traditional, yeah. I think you're an ugly American doing snowboarding in the Alps.

Maybe that's cool. There's all these uppity Swiss you know, neutral people skiing and then it comes nuts. I'm the Bamargera of Swiss town, It is cool to go to other countries these days and say, yeah, I'm American. What do you think of me now? We should all wear cowboy hats and American flag shirts.

We're here. The three Garth Brooks is coming to town. We're here. We're going to get very fucked up, I think, because any fall for any of us is going to fuck us up. My dad flat out told me not to go. And I was like, don't go.

He was like, Tim, you, let me tell you something. Your brother said kind of the same thing. Yeah, my dad was like Here's like there's just like facts of life And one of them is you don't start skiing at 42 But you started in 2000 Yeah, you just took a break You're gonna do some stretching

We're gonna do some We were on a break Thank you That's what that episode was about I've seen one episode of friends That's when Gunther was on a break With the Smelly Cat And then they got out to go

He was like making coffee He was like I got needed break Let's go a Smelly Cat Hey, do we get into some booze news? It's been long enough. Oh, yeah. I don't know, Denver, do we? Booze news, hit it.

Woo. Click, clean. Clean. Clean. Clean. Clean. Yeah. Coming.

Clean. Coming. Coming. Cool. Pulling the champion's load on this one. Pulling the champions load. It is funny to drink this comb and like you see like, oh, this is going to be a sweet treat and it's just like it doesn't have flavor. Putting me in the mood for like a milk shake.

Okay, um, I like the taste. Okay, so now I am able to like drink through the comb and that's nice. Kick, drink. I mean, this is unlike anything we have had on the podcast, it's a thick, lathering cream mode. Make it go out of stop Turn it into a easy shirt When you rip on my top Just throw the sex stuff

Puckus is a list off To get out of Standing naked in his bathroom While I'm jumping on my Would you guarantee to put you to sleep So damn soon Riding on that dick I'm reading good night move

Night move The The Oh my God The Champion's Lode was sent to us by Ian Bauer, the Bauer Turbo. And if you have a booze news theme, email it to the Sloppy Boys podcast at

gmail.com. Bower Turbo's been turning it up lately. The subs on this, the bass subs on the place are fantastic. Rumbled me. Look at that. Did the glass I feel like I had a rumble pack up my ass.

What's a rumble pack? You never played an N64 with a rumble pack up your ass? Did it like slide into the controller, was like a funk in the bottom? Unless you had the connection that let you put it up your ass. It's a wire that goes from your anus out your hand. Oh, God.

It was very expensive to get that procedure done. Okay, well, that song was nasty, nasty world stuff, okay? Yes. We're going to get back into some proper talk here that was disgusting. I apologize to everyone in the room. Wait a minute, speaking of nasty world, should we talk about the sweatshers? Do you talk about the nasty world, teasing hood? out there merch?

Tees and sweatshirts out of the show. Nasty world. Those are good items. We're going to be there after the show hanging out. We're going to be hanging out

after the show and there's the hoodies available. Hello, hoodies, t-shirts, stickers and red shirts. Here's what I was here's the booze news. I don't know if you guys

this is important news and it's about a certain booze podcaster. Folks, we got a birthday in the house. Thank you, folks. Thank you, folks. appreciate it. What the hell? You did this? You son of a bitch.

Tim, what have you got? Oh, yeah. It is. Come on. Birthday shots to the dome. Happy birthday, Michael. Thank you very much. Happy birthday. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it, everybody. Oh. Oh, and those these absolutely look like urine sample, big plastic. wine-mouthed cups. Ooh. That was Maker's Mark Whiskey, rather delicious. Ooh, Maker's Mark.

Those were rather delicious. Folks, thank you so much. I'm celebrating my 63rd year. Tomorrow's my big one. Or tomorrow. Next year's my big when I'm 60-ful. Really? Sorry, folks, that was me. It was technically last night, yesterday was Mike's

birthday, but we're still in the afterglow. but last night we went up for a birthday dinner at Buckhorn Exchange We saw all the animals on the wall Man I ate elk I ate buffalo I ate more buffalo I also after since I acquired a taste for like creatures in game I've just all day

I've been wandering the streets just eating squirrels and shit The normal world gets you in It narrows the field of creatures you can eat You get Tim at this place Yeah he's like I want an animal I've never even tasted. I want that. And then you can say,

now you're like, well, once, you know, we've sort of, the worms are out of the can. The cats out of the bag. Cats out of the bag. Now I'm,

there's no animal I wouldn't eat at this point. Tim, I wouldn't put it past you to eat your fellow man. You think? He's crazy enough to do that. Well, maybe. With some Fava beans

and Kianti. I'm kidding. That was. It was completely a joke. Thank God you just joking around. But Tim, you got a taste for flesh, man. I got to say it. Look at it with those eyes, Jeff.

You look like you got a taste for flesh. Badger flesh? You guys, you should see this guy last night, Derek. He's acting like, I'm the carnivore. This guy has a whole Cornish game head on his plate. A whole bird gave its whole life just for Jeff. Bug Gock. And we don't know where those bones went.

We didn't see him on the plate. Oh, yeah, it said, by the way, it said, like, it said semi-deboned. Semi-deboned. Semi-de-boned. Cormish game. Semy-de-bond. Seventy bones? There's going to be 70 bones in this chicken.

I was picking bones out of that whole fucker. Yeah, what is de-boning? The only bone they removed was the skull. The biggest, probably the biggest bone. Actually, the spine was gone, too, if you want to get physiological about it. I do. It was as though the predator had killed this Cornish gamehead and removed the skull and the spinal column.

nasty stuff. Jeff, you'll like this. I just watched the end of 28 days later. Just the end? 28 years, 28 years later. Yes, because I went to... The Bone Temple? No, no, no.

Just years. The skull. The sequel is called Bone Temple, right? Ooh. They don't know. I don't even know about this. Anyway, I watched the first half when I was doing some stand-up in Memphis and said, well, I don't want to go back to my hotel. I watched the first half of a movie. And then I watched

the first half, and I said, I'm too tired for this shit. And I went home. But then I watched the... Anyway, I don't know where I was going with this. Jeff should be proud of you. That's what... Jeff should be proud of me. Jeff, are you proud?

Not yet. Oh, it was that the... Everyone's seen the movie. The alpha zombie was taking people's heads out with a spine on the end. Hold on. When I used to play Mortal Kombat, I would win the finish him moment.

I'd pull a guy's head off in the spine with dangle. I love geek shit. I'm going to Comic-Con. What are you going to cause? as. Oh, I'm going to be Sailor Moon! Oh, we have to do that. What would you...

I'm going to bring you. If you, well, you just had a big cosplay thing if you want to talk about, but what would you go to a Comic-Con as? Well, Gambit because I have the costume. I know, but you got to do something. Do we see that? That was a good... That was almost picture ready. Folks, check it out online. But for the new

one, God, what do you do? I would go as probably Oh, geez. Slimer's still hip. Mike, you got to do Cowboy Bebop. Ooh, me a Cowboy Bebop? Oh, yeah. Tim, you don't know what you're talking about.

Tim, you don't know what you're talking about. How was that wrong? It's right, but you say it with such disdain. Cowboy Bebom deserves your respect. If you would text to that, did Jeff, he'd be happy. How many people here have seen 28 days later? 28 weeks later. Years?

It went down a little bit each time. It's pretty consistent, though. 28 millennia? Well, do I give my hottest take of all ever about that movie or like... Yeah. Sure. I don't mind, folks. Do you mind?

Hold on. Keep talking for like two seconds. Okay, while you're looking that up, Jeff, we've got some... Are those... Is that a homemade shirt? What does it say on there? It says, stop it. Oh, and the arrow pointing up.

hell yeah and then next two next to you got we got little dipship we thought this was a concert oh shit we didn't advertise it as a podcast wait are you guys angry

we're gonna get some music here's what's gonna have we're gonna we'll sing a song for you let's sing a song shall we yeah what's your name hit it what's your name I've been bused cut for said listener for seven years. Give it up.

What's your name? What is your name? My name is Miles. Give it up for Miles. Miles, this one's for you, baby. Here we go. This one's for Miles, baby. I love you.

Everybody get on off the floor. Everybody get on off the floor. Everybody get your at the door. Everybody gets your head to door. Everybody better make room. fucking way everybody better clear around you have set aside a cake you dance whole my arms you dance whole my loves you mad your fun playtime is over I kick me Don't piss them all.

I can't be. Yeah, you're stupid. I don't mean. Yeah. You fucked your life. A royal chit storm. Everybody got to gather around. Everybody got to gather around.

Everybody going to watch for now. Everybody got to watch for now. Everybody gets your camera and see me doing the thing. Everybody let me show you how the bitch we gave a key. You get on my own. You dance for my love Don't piss me on I'll leave your asses

I'll leave your asses Hey Oh, I can't be. I'll make you wish you fuck your life. You never were born. I only push you because I love you. Make me proud of you or live to regret it.

I'm just hard on you. Because I'm mad at you I might go in shit And kick your fucking tins off Oh I can't miss Yeah, you skip bitch I guess bitch

You just You fuck your life You're a fucking nightmare I get me Get me Yeah Yeah It's a sign

You've got damn about the miscommunications To know We're I'm king bitch Oh my king bitch Oh yeah

It's funny to take a break of the day That's a little weird That's the Denver special That's the Denver special That's the Denver special. I'm going to do it right now, though. Can I tell my 28 days later theory first? Oh, yeah, geez.

I'm, yes, please. For crying out loud. I bet most of y'all aren't British. But I'm going to spoil the whole fucking movie. Is that okay? Yeah, but I'm British in the back. Shut up, Pip. Oh, I knew this would happen if I came to the States.

First movie, second movie, great, I think. Third movie, mixed. Tonally all over the place. The third one is 28. years? Yes. Okay. Starts off. Little kids watching telitubbies. Zombie thing happens. Because that's when like the first movie was in like 2000 and let's say for. Sure. You know? You're not trying to convince me. I know. I know. I'm just catching people up to speed. Speed. One thing those zombies had. Zombie thing happens. There's this island

they're safe for a while. That's where we catch up with them, right? The whole movie happens. I'm not going to spoil that. The little kid who survived the Telitubbies thing, they pop in and like save the heroes in this power rangers-esque, swoop-in-deus ex-machina type thing. But they look like they got colorful jumpsuits and they got long bleached hair and medallions reminiscent of this guy, Jimmy Seveal.

Do you know who he is? A British entertainer. He's what? Famously, Pido. I'm still he has. He's a pito. But here's the thing. Since the zombie outbreak happened in 2004,

do the people of this world, did his crimes ever come to light in this world? Timmy might be right about this geek shit. Keep going, keep going. In the movie. This has to relieve itself. For there to be like 28 years later, much like Jurassic Park,

they're procreating. Otherwise, they would just die off, yes? Sure, sure. So they... We can get that bored with that, yes, folks. There's an infected woman who gives birth. And you think, like, well, how did this fucking happen? And you're meant to think, I know how it happened.

That there is the alpha, there's alphas running around. They got big muscles and big dicks. I noticed. You see infected dudes with big dicks running around. Nasty. I like it. Cut his mic at any time. No, no, no.

So here's what I'm thinking. We're meant to think, like, where are these infected? Where are these infected babies coming from? Where are these infected youths coming from? Yes, yes, children. And I think if they don't do this in the sequel, I'm mad. You want to see some zombie on zombie action. No, no.

You've been checking my... It's a mislead, it's a... It's a red herring. I think the self-styled Jimmy Seville guy, he's like a leader of like whatever these people. I think he's capturing and, fucking infected

and they're getting pregnant and that's the absolute most monstrous thing I can imagine if they don't do that in the people they're fucking up. If they weren't good or they should pivot. They should pivot now. Danny Boyle, call me baby.

He was supposed to come. Is Danny in the room he was supposed to come? Yeah. We always put his name on the list. And I'm here and I directed trains body. You did. I spotted a train and that's where I got the Oh, I do you? Jeff, I'm, uh, that's a good theory

because the whole movie, I was like, what's with these giant cocks? Why is this one guy's giant member flying over at which way? Get that thing out of my face. Okay. How are we feeling, folks? Okay, no, folks.

I said, how you feeling, folks? Hey. Miles, are you with me? I guess. Miles are you with me? I can't tell. because we don't know Miles well. I can't tell if he's joking or he's pissed. I was wandering around Denver and I haven't met Miles personally, but I get the vibe. Okay, here's the deal. If anyone

came here thinking this was a concert, not a podcast, you get 100 bucks. We'll give you a hundred bucks. Not from us. Not from us. No, I mean, hopefully you have it, go to an ATM and if you have it in your checking account. Talk to the staff here. But what I'm saying is we're in Denver. which is near Golden, Colorado. I think it's time to get into the drink. You said, we're right next to Coors Field. That's what I'm saying. I love that you...

Whoa. I'll take care of the microphone on my face. I think my birthday shot hit me a little harder. Yeah, it kind of did. Here's the thing. Our hotel, we thought we were going to get free food at our hotel and they didn't have free food. So we didn't eat dinner.

But what did they have for free? And then I asked somebody on the staff here, I asked them, hey, how's the burger stand next door? And he said, bad. So we haven't eaten. There was right next door. There's a place called maybe Joe's barbecue that, Joe's, Mo's. And it's a like bar, barbecue.

And it's got a few, it looked like not a lot of lanes. But they got bowling lanes in there. That's a way to do it. Just a few. Excuse me. Hey, Mike, I only need one, dude. I only need one. Well, you just need that front pin, neck them all down.

but it's it's fun more places need to do bar and just a small bowling alley because you go to a bowling alley there's too many lanes and you feel like oh no one's here yeah anyway should we get to the drink of the day let's get to the drink of the day we got a little popped off a little too early here folks you're in for a I I will say this I'm I'm legit saying we were talking to the venue before we came here we said what do you got on the tap what's going on and they said they said we got this And we said, well, that's perfect for a couple of three out-of-towners like us. This is exactly what we want to talk about. Mike, why don't you bring us into it?

I'm going to bring you right into it. But first, I want to say the bartending staff is wonderful here. They've been so nice to it. Do me a favor. Do the slops of favor. Empty your wallets for tips. There's no limit on tips tonight. Tips through the roof, please.

These bartenders are going to be, tomorrow morning there will be wealthy one-percenters. And they're going to be evil based on how much you're tipping them. We're going to be protesting against the bartenders tomorrow. But for tonight, we love one. We are talking about, oh, this is time for the drink of the day, wouldn't you say? Today we're talking about it, well, it's a hometown classic Coorsley. The Silver Bullet, baby. The Silver Bullet Baby.

Well, you're tapping the Rockies. Coorsla. Who's drinking one right now? Who drinks them here regularly? Is this a... Okay, great. So it's not just like a major export. When you live here, you do drink it, you like it.

I see a head shaking, no, right there. Two rows in front of Miles. Miles is laying back sad. Miles, we're going to make it up to you, I swear to God. Is it like Guinness, where you tell people like, you haven't had a Coors Lane. It's better in Dublin. They get that fresh Coors Light here.

I can't wait to taste that fresh. Miss, we're not going to give you the miles' treatment, but what do you prefer over course light? Well, Blue Moon is from here. Well, Blue Moon is from here. They've got a few, they've got moles. They've got a few under the umbrella. I got to say, Blue Moon to me.

Banking. Banking. Banking. So, okay, that makes sense. That makes sense. First beer I got drunk on. Mike, where were you? My basement.

By yourself. Wait a minute. By Mablaz's this podcast. and she's probably listening now and it's her birthday today. What do you think of that? Mom Hanford's celebrating a birthday today? Let's give her one happy birthday, mom.

One, two, three. Happy birthday, Mom! She'll appreciate that. Happy birthday, Mom. We love you. Mom, crack yourself a Coors basement. Oh, she's already a few deep by that. Before she starts listening to the podcast,

she drinks half a Coors six-pack. And then throughout the episode, she'll drink them and then move on to the heavier stuff. Oh, she's blitzed by the end. Just kidding, Mom. She's listening, Mom, that doesn't, I know what you're doing. We're kidding. I will say, Blue Moon was thrilling early.

Before we hit the real craft microbre boom, Blue Moon was the first thing that kind of come to my town. It was like, you put an orange. The Belgian white with the orange on top. It felt so European. Yeah. And at my dad's pizzeria, we had on tap. We just had, like, Labat Blue and stuff like that,

but then we had bottles of Blue Moon. I was, like, ooh. Yeah, Blue Moon does to me feel like kind of that, like, a little crunchier, you know, which I, like, equate to in Vermont or Colorado. I remember loving that, like, Heffavisen type stuff. Oh, yeah. Like, getting your shock tops and stuff like that. I remember seeing, like, maybe it was Heavisen, but, like, on a bottle being like,

when you pour it, twist the bottle as you pour. I was like, whoa, this is high-class stuff. And it's just like, go, and if there's some crud in the bottom, that's actually good. Yeah, you like that. You'll drink that, won't you? But I like it on the Bud Light and Coors Light cans is just put it where you ever need it.

Dump it in whatever hole. Put it where it fits. You sick little fucker. Okay, wait. I thought I was going to learn about this thing. You will. Okay. Currently.

Wow. We're talking about today Coors Light. But first I'm going to go back just to Coors in general. You probably, you guys probably all know. this because you're from Denver, but I'm going to talk. They teach it in kindergarten. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Back in 1873, a man named Adolf Coors and Jacob Schuller from Prussia. Don't you dare, Tim. I'm going to get memed, I'm sure. He's enjoying the fact that I... Wikipedia.com. But I've highlighted the sections I need to talk about. I do see a lot of green highlights.

Yeah, too many. I don't know where I am on this thing. My boy's been using markup today, baby. I've gotten into Markup. This show already feels like the three of us are, this feels like a show where we do, not in front of the audience, we're too drunk, and we're just going with it.

The floor is out the window. We're just going with it. The hotel didn't give us free dinner like we thought. They didn't give us free dinner. No, but this is what I wanted to say. They did give us free glasses of wine. Yeah, they did. They didn't have the food set up yet,

but they'll give you wine. And also, I think the oxygen thing, no dinner. We got no oxygen in our brains. Yes, yes. That'll be the reason for a lacking intro. First of all, the fact that Coors is in Golden, Colorado, I had heard that in the commercials forever, and I just assumed it was like, golden Colorado.

Like, the state is golden. Like, we love it. Beautiful, Colorado. It's so wonderful to read about that. It actually is. Okay, so Jacob Schuller and Adolf Coors, now we don't love the first name, but we love the last name.

No, we love the last thing. He says, Adolf, everyone goes, and he says, Coors, he's like, yeah. We love that. We love that for this man. They came from Prussia, which already said, Establish a brewery in Colton, in Colorado. Now, Coors only invested 2,000, while this other guy, Schuller, put in 18,000.

What the fuck? That's nine times what. That's pretty good. But we don't call it Shuler. Shuler lighter, Shuler back, right? No, because Coors bought out Shuler a couple years later. But it just... I feel like I'm watching Succession.

Ooh. He bought out, right? The two guys? We got to buy it out. No, no, I follow. I follow. So, yeah, then Coors became... He bought it out.

But there was another interesting little thing. They started the company after they bought the recipe from a guy of a Czech Pilsner. So they didn't have the recipe or anything. They just bought it off somebody and turned it into this insane company that run. It's crazy to think that this isn't even built on anything like real.

It's just like, we bought this. This guy paid for it and I bought it. But you'll kind of see, I mean, I'll jump ahead. Once you buy it, you own it, though. I got no problem with that. Yeah, but... I bought a PlayStation 4 and I own it. As you look into the history of course.

I do with it what I want. Mike, what if Lane Bryant came and said, give me my pants back right now. You'd say, I'd give it to them. So they've got this beer thing going. It's going all right. 1880, sorry.

Coors owns the whole thing. Then, watch out, Prohibition comes in. Oh, that's going to throw a wrench in things, Jeff. That's what they were saying back in the, when Prohibition was happening. But old Coorsy boy, he had turned Coors Company into like other

ventures, so he had like malt uh malt what milkshakes malt malted milk he was selling malted milk to mars bars you know Mars candy and they were making let me just check here near beer they were doing an N.A. beer back then

oh wait what's the uh whoppers he's probably making he's probably he's probably helped to make whoppers oh I hate that candy or milk duds milk duds he's doing something he's making sure that beer gets in the candy something he's doing something with something but also they had like a porcelain company so they were like

working all these different companies. So like... Making toilets. Toilets, I assume. I like the idea that I would buy a beer from a company, drink it, and then when I want to go to a urinal and... Yeah, it's all the same. Giving it back to where it came.

Now, I should... You don't think that they recycle the urine back into beer from their porcelain urinals, do you? Interesting. It is close to the same color. I pray they didn't. I'm going to look deeper to Wikipedia later to find out. And we'll email everybody on the list.

What else? happened here. You know, the porous one thing I found interesting. Yeah. You know what? Let me just get into the silver bullet stuff. The silver bullet's what we're here for. Silver bullet in 19, they tried making Coors Light Silver Bullet. Well, they didn't call it Silver Bullet. Yeah, that was like a big branding thing calling it. Ooh, I got a silver bullet in my hand. Sounds kind of nasty. Yeah. And because the, and also the can is like slimmer than the other ones. It's slimmer and that was like a big selling. And I could kill a werewolf with this can. Well, that's the thing with these contacts you're wearing, Jeff.

I feel like I'm going to throw one of these bullets right in your chest. Wait, oh, wait, he's a wear badger. Let's all just take a little break, you know? Let's all collect our thoughts. The air is very thin. You'll agree with that. My patience is wearing thin. I'm trying to do first sips, Mike.

I know, I know. Let me get to the real stuff here. The real good stuff. All right, let me tell you this. Back in 41, they tried to do Coors Light. No one was into it. So it's like, yeah, of course, we just like beer. We don't need to be fit and trim because cameras aren't happening as much.

Then in 78, Miller Light comes out with their quote-unquote diet beer. And Coors Light says, thank you, I'm exactly what you do. Coors Light said, wait a minute, we're missing this thing. Let's do, let's redo our Coors Light. It happened, takes off. And what I was saying before about Coors kind of being a guy who was like, get by, a recipe, stealing from this, not stealing, but just like... He's an opportunist.

It seems like this was never a great beer, but they made the cans the thing. Like the Coors can having the White Mountain that turns blue and like... Yeah, cold activated. Cold activated. It's like Miller Light. Remember Miller Light was doing like, you can punch

your key in this top thing where you can drink faster. It's like our beer isn't top quality, but our cans are fun. I also like... Like, they, it reminds me of, you know how at my dad's pizzeria, he wrote on the chalkboard, world's coldest beer? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which was the false advertising, I think.

But they, embracing the cold is funny that they were just like, whoa, this beer's cold. It's cold. It's nothing else, but it's, who's going to be cold. If it's colder that, like, I'm the one who did that. I put it in my fridge. I paid for that electricity to make it cold. They should have it, with your help,

we can make these the coldest beers ever. I do like that. It's a team effort. Well, I did read that there was, like, It was like a lawsuit for chorus Jefferson. Look, and he's been drinking the whole time. I don't need you to listen to these wild accusations. And what do we do with someone who drinks only folks?

We get him in a headlock on site. So I'll wrap up by saying this. The American Dream is live and well with this beer. No, I was going to say there was a point maybe in the 80s. forget. But Coors advertising got in trouble being like, oh, the coldest can, it's cold. And they had to be like, well, it's not

technically cold, we're going to sue you. Right. But anyway, here's to the bottoms up crew, drinking some Coors night. Oh, I should say, I've been telling people were the bottoms up crew. Oh, we're the bottoms up crew. Okay, yeah, I can get on board with that. The BUC. Hey, are you

in the BUC? Oh, that was an accident. Anyway, first Sips. Here we go. We're drinking a silver ball. I love seeing all those glasses held high and proud. Yes. Oh, yeah. It's cold. Ooh, it's gold and cold.

It's gold, cold, and the taste is not there. There's no taste. That's why I got us the butt lights ahead of time so we can compare and contract. I finished my bud due early when you're going back and forth. Does the light have more taste? It feels like they're both pretty light on. inflate. I'm going to leave my answer for the end.

Because I don't mind, like I don't crave taste. I want cold marketing works at me. And light beer, you want crushable. You want to drink it in a hot tub at a party in the sun? Exactly. I want to have eight of them. The funny, the ironic thing about like the light beer push

that they did in the 70s, I guess, when they were doing light beers, was people who are like trying to diet, yeah, they'll have a beer, a light beer, but people drink them because they're light and easy to chuck. They're bingeable, baby. They became like the college drink over, or like the

pre-gaming tailgate drink. Oh, yeah. That's what, like, that's why Miller Light said, like, less filling, implying like, it's not a diaper, it's because you can also, and Bud Light says on it, superior drinkability. Wow. Oh. Oh. Not to shout

out Bud Light on this episode of all episodes, but that means you can drink a fuckload of them. This one says, Bud Light, official beer sponsor. Okay. Of the NFL. Yeah, yeah, no, that's one's beer. But just by itself is funny.

I'm curious, going back to the crowd here. I want to hear... We lost one. What you prefer? Banquet versus Bullet. Let's hear Banquet. Let's hear Bullet. Oh, less so.

One guy on the front made up for it all, though. That counts. He's looking around. Where are my pals? Wait, we, on the car right over, we had talked about how much we... love the bullet. Well, it's weird, but I feel like part of the banquet experience is that stubby little bottle. Yeah, for sure. And I also like that yellow can. Oh, you know what I did read. At one point,

the Coors Light, they put them in yellow cans, and they caught, also with the Coors Banquet, and they referred to the yellow cans as yellow bellies. Yellow bellies. I give me a yellow belly Coors, you'd say. Normally yellow belly means you're a coward, your chicken. Yeah, what the You're yellow. They mean yellow like, what's a tough yellow thing? A tiger or a lion maybe. Tiger is orange.

Big bird when he's pissed off. Oh yeah. Big bird. I feel like these days I love Coor's banquet and I associate it. I kind of think of it as part of a beer and shot special. So I get a city one of those stubby little

banquet bottles and I'm going to get a shot of Jim Beam along with it. Well, yeah. Citywide. Citywide. You guys know what the citywide is? It's a drink we did in Pittsburgh. It's a beer and a shot.

Oh, yeah. Get it. Boilermaker is the blanket term. Citywide is. Well, but I thought Boilermaker you drop it in. Is that not happening? It's not happening. It's just a beer shot combo.

Yeah. What? It's a bomb shot. It's a bomb shot. Boilermaker? Oh, no, I mean, when I drop something into it, I said, it's a bomb shot. It's a bomb shot, baby.

You know what's funny about Coors Lake. So, yeah, it became all about the branding, like the, The train, like the Silver Bullet Express, cutting through the Rockies, the Rockies, all the whole thing. Chew-choo. And then earlier in the, at the hotel today, I was watching some of those, the Antoine's commercials. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it's so funny. I love that they had one commercial and then they made more, like, where they had to come up with more things because they're listy. So it's like, I love football on TV. shots of genially tweens or whatever but then I like one of the things in the list is

it's like dogs who love cats interesting and there's a shot in the commercial there's shot of a dog like barking at a cat I'm like what the fuck

I felt insecure in my masculinity that I've never once thought of that is that coming off of the like thinking that all dogs are boys and all cats are girls oh interesting that's what I think but it's interesting hear that other people think that.

Thank you. Now, how did cat dog get along? Was cat dog dating itself? Cat dog. The Nickelodeonian show? Yes. Mike, you've been referring to way too many Nickelodeon shows

past our time. The other day he mentioned Ed, Ed and Eddie. Not Nickelodeon. Is that true? Cartoon Network. Tune Town, baby. Fuck. What about The Fairly God?

Well, that's because we saw it on there in the lobby. Fairly odd parents. It was playing in the lobby at the hotel. That's why I brought it. Oh, at the hotel lobby. Yeah. After the fairly odd parents, there's the hotel lobby. Yes.

Dude. Very good. You know what? Cors Light just reminded me of, you guys know how I've been going out to like these disco dance clubs every night in ordering Cors Light? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I've been, I've been, any.

Anyone that knows me personally knows I've been in a bit of a rough, rough patch, because I've been, it's just, I'll get through it. But I've been going out to these disco dance clubs every night. Disco dance clubs. Yeah. And I order, like, I order a Chor's Light, and the problem is all these disco dance clubs, their, their refrigerators are warm. They're not cold enough. You're seeing this out when you go to disco dance.

Constantly, I'm out there on the dance store trying to dance, and I say, give me a can, give me a silver bullet. and the their refrigerators of these disco dance clubs are just not cold enough. That's fucking crazy. Anyway, I've been getting kind of pissed off about this

and I was moping around about it all day, but I was thinking I'm an artist maybe the best way for me to express myself is their song. Oh, good. Oh, wow.

Miles is going to like that. Um, Jeff, why don't you hit the fucking track? Don't know why I'm imbiving from this homely gray When it ought to be azure you see like Lilo's friend Yes my cam should look like Megamind or Max Rebo Not the shade of dimes, like a smurf okay It is wrong for me to drink this brew It's tepid, yeah, it's lukewarm too

If the can ain't blue I don't want no bullet baby If the can ain't blue Nah, nah, nah, no If the can ain't blue I don't want no bullet, baby If the can ain't blue Fuck

Thank you so much. Do you know when you finally you've been carrying something around with you so long and then you finally just like express it and then it's released. Yeah, and now like probably the air tastes sweeter and you, you know, you stand a little taller. Yeah.

Yeah, now I'm 6'1. And you've got it off your chest of the thing, the disco dance halls were doing that you didn't like The refrigerators were too warm Well the refrigerators are freezers

Now wait a minute The refrigerator You know when The hills turned blue At 39 degrees That's pretty cold That's pretty cold You folks ever been

in a 39 degree temperature? Yeah I bet They're all nodding They're all nodding And you remember how cold it was You didn't like that did you So what you got to do is get your friends the silver bullets out of the fridge

and drink them up. That's what they want. And drink them up. You'd make them cool, you know, warm them up and drink them. This is a fantastic drink. I mean, would you change anything about it? Yeah, there's nothing to change. You can't. You can't change anything about it. You can't. It comes in a can. I won't. It comes in what, in such a can it comes in, Jeff. I want to talk to you about a merger between Coors Light Brewing Company and Ball

a company called Ball you know Ball? Ball Mason Jars? Bingo. As I'm reading through, I implore anyone here if you have a could say you own some Nike shoes or something or you own a another corporation a caterpillar

backhoe. Yeah. Just go on Wikipedia and look up a company's history. It's so funny to see that like this was made from a Adolf Coors who got a thing from a guy who then bought it from some other guy and he made the whole thing and they're selling porcelain and they're selling this

and it's all come up to the Twins like it's all made its way up to this bullshit but it's just so funny to think like at one time they got in with the Mason Jar Company so they could make their fucking cans better there's a lot of uh commerce happening out of it I feel like the government should

I feel like Ball has a monopoly on Mason Jars and I feel like the federal government should bust them up Trust Busters. Bust them up Bust them. Oh it just Bust them. I want to talk

I want to give my final review so we got to do a break. Final review? So I want to go to break so I can tell my... Okay, I know we've been running our damn mouth. So you want to take a little break here and we can come back around? A little one. A little bit for round two. I'm going to come back for round. I'm going to scoot off and go to the bathroom. I'm drinking a lot of us. All right folks, we'll be back with more sloppy boys.

Slopi Bo, Sopi, Boz, Slape, Boz, Slapy, Bois Slape, Slapy, Bois Slape, Slapy, Slapy. Let's hear it for Dutz featuring Michael Hentford! Oh, thank y'all so much. Ooh, how are we feeling out there? Denver, Denver. Whoa, whoa, we have lost some enthusiasm. How are we feeling, Denver? Whoa.

We got them, we got them. This is a good-ass crowd. Oh, we have a little spill. That's all right. That'll happen in life. Don't cry over a spilled course light. That's what they say. Is what you say.

That's what they always said. I was, I've been riddled with, guilt, so during the break, I gave Miles two tequila shots. How do they go to know, Miles? Did they go down smooth? There we go. Oh, they sound like they went down.

You fucked him up. He's driving home, too. That's why folks, when you go to any show, you'll raise your hand and say, I thought this was going to be something different. You'll get free shots from people on stage. I do that in Broadway all the time. I thought that was where we were going to get booze. If you raise your hand

any Broadway show, raise hand, the house lights come up. They say, you, what do you got? That's why when you go to a Broadway show and it's like, oh, look, the group from the Broken Arms Society came in, you're like, this is going to be a fine show, no one's going to interrupt.

Exactly. You know, the Broken Arms Society does get the shoutouts it deserves. I don't think. Did I ever tell you guys about the trip I took out to Denver when I was a kid? No. Yeah, no, no, no. I mean, no.

Do we have any fans of John Denver in the house? Well, here's the thing. Everybody knows... Was he from Denver? Yes. He is. Everyone say yes. That's great.

Born and raised. Good, good. No more questions. I have no more questions. I mean, think about it. We got Mike Rochester, Jeff Londonderry. Sure. No, but I...

Tim Tokyo. What did you grow up there? I was out here as a kid. I was a big John Denver. fan, so I came out because everyone knows he's a musician, but he used to have a talk radio show. Did you know about this, fun? He had a talk radio

show in Denver. Okay, yes, John Denver had a talk radio show. So, I came out here because back in the day, like, it was terrestrial radio, and you had to be in the vicinity of the radio. You're like, I need to hear it, I need to go to there. Exactly. Was the radio at all

extraterrestrial? No, it's terrestrial. Okay, good, because I got a long necked friend who was asking. E.T. Damn, he didn't want to be called out. He's enjoying his private life. Hey, hey, before you go on, Mike?

Yes. Before you go on, Tim? Oh, my God. Mike, I noticed I spilled my beer during the last epic performance. Yeah, what happened there? You caught up in the wires, bro. Yeah, but I noticed you had a full one. Yeah. You had a fully.

Yes. Could I have some of yours? I'm guessing Tim is going to go help us out. Tim just stormed off stage, maybe because... He's either peeing, mad at us, or getting beers. No, he's getting his own beers. Aha.

Can I give me... Yeah, let me plop you in there. Perfect. So John Denver was a radio host. Really? Yeah, and it was a call-in show, so there would, like, be callers. So you had to be named Colin to be on the show? Now, I said it's a calling show, and he said you have to be named.

You said that to Jost? You had to be named Collin to be on the show. It was a call space in show. Jeff, I'm gonna let him finish. And, well, here's what's interesting. So I was listening to the show one afternoon. And it was a really great Radio Collin show. And this guy called in to John Denver,

and here's what he said, like, hey, hey, John, how's it gone? Yes, right. Um, I was named after the bus driver from the Simpsons, but don't worry about that. Here's my issue. I, I'm going to put that in the back of my mind. Sure. He says, I had a party recently. He probably won't come up.

Tim, keep going. He says, I had a party recently. And I was thinking about maybe having one of those chocolate fountains. But then I decided, nah, everyone does those. Instead, I'm going to use, have a fountain made of, uh, those Japanese biscuit sticks. Chocolate The chocolate covered biscuit sticks Pockies or Pockie

That type of thing So then But he was like I so I had this party And it didn't go well My plan it was bad I'm following Everyone following?

Yeah Here we go Okay So he was calling in to ask John Denver What do you think the problem was Because it was bad It didn't go

My plan didn't go well And then so John Denver None of my friends can help me I got to call John Denver Exactly So John Denver Answered him And I hit

record on my radio. I had the tape in there. Oh, thank God. So, just to be clear, somebody with the same name as the Simpsons Bus Driver. Hey, we got a beer. Oh, I got a fresh dude. Somebody with the same name as the Simpsons

bus driver tried to have a fountain made of pocky, and it didn't go well so he called John Denver's call-in radio show. To ask why it wasn't as good as a chocolate fountain. and then John Denver took a deep breath and gave this answer and I dove for the record button he took a deep breath oh my god is that going to be part of it do you want to play the tape

oh I brought in the cassette tape Jeff I got it let's go listen I told you this was a cassette crab Pocky found was dry, Colorado. Yep. Pocky found was dry Colorado. Pocky found was dry Colorado. Nice! Now is he gonna help him, I hope he helps him. Ah, they just faded out.

They just faded out. That's what he said. And then the caller auto was like, oh, you're right. I think that the pocky fountain was dry. Wait a minute, wait a minute. And then a normal chocolate fountain would be more wet, so it would be... I get that. I don't know.

What's the auto part? Caller Auto. The caller was named Otto. The collar was named Otto, Mike. I know. Now I know. Now I get it. Of course I know that.

You think I don't know? The caller was named Otto. Hockey Fountains Drive. That part I got. Comma caller Otto. He was named after the bus driver on the Simpsons, Mike.

He loves to get Blotto. What a show, Simpson. That's crazy. That's crazy that you caught that. Forget about the Simpsons. That's nuts. That's crazy. You got that on audio tape. And he didn't respond? Otto?

No. Don. Well, he said that. That was John. Oh, that was John. I know, I know. That I knew. That I knew.

So Otto didn't respond. Good, good. We don't need hear from him anymore. That's enough of that. That's enough of Otto. Wow. Well, hey. Can I, let me just tell you something about John Denver real quick.

Back in, I must have been a junior or senior in high school. Okay. And I was driving all around the, you know, northeast trying to find a college to go to. and my mom took me she took me out we would get in the van and go look for it and we would listen to John Denver's greatest hits it was a wonderful time

every time I hear John Denver I think of that trip mom love you come on give it you got to get them for mom the best now I got to say weirdly in my family Christmas time

super super the whole family very into John Denver and the Muppets yeah oh yeah so John John Defer did some... He did link up with the Muppets. He fucking met the Muppets. He did collab with them. I never remember him.

I had that album of John Denver. But I didn't know until later, he had been on an episode of the Muppets and all those songs are from that. Well, who hadn't at that point? Yeah, I know. Oh, my God. They got all the biggest stars. But he wasn't part of Muppet Christmas Carol, right?

Nope, that's Michael Cain. The Mr. Michael Cain. Yes, yes. That's Michael Cade. That's Michael Cade. Furnit Branca. Master Brous. We burn down to Fulrest.

I'm ready. I have my final evaluation of the beer. Tim, I'd love to hear it because here on the pod, even live, we adhere to a strict structure of harsh adjudication. A strict structure of harsh

jurisdiction. And Coors Light will have it no better than the Mai Tai or the Incredible Hulk. You know what I meant to mention on that Incredible Hulk episode? What? There was a pornography magazine I peruse through as a youth and a friend's house. And there was a character in the pornography book called The Incredible Bulk.

And his thing was his... Oh, I'm just remembering my mom's list. His cock was a chode. It was wider than it was long. And he was a big... He had a big spread. The Incredible Bulk had a big spread. I remember it.

And I meant to bring it up and we did the Incredible Alk. You ever come across the Incredible Bulk? Mike, you're a nasteman. Well, back then I used to thumb through. I used to thumb through the nudie mags. And these days, I go online. What? Do what?

The Thumb through a nudie bag? Go to Thumbthrough.com. You get all these days. days. I get all my content of Mr. Skins still. My first nudie mag was Drew Barrymore in Playboy. Oh!

And, and... Well, that's the first one I was in possession of. My friend showed me Jenny McCarthy in Playboy, but the first one that I had in my own hands in my home was Drew Barrymore, and then I'm not going to say his name, but later, one of our good friends dated her. And that's kind of

a funny thing. It is a very funny thing. When your friend is dating someone who was your first nudie mag. That's crazy. That would be like me knowing somebody who porked ginger spice. Because that was my first playboy nudie mag in hand

that I owned. I bought it from a friend. You bought it. I remember the cover of this. Yeah, the cover. Yeah. I was on a band trip and one of the seniors

bought me the Spice Girls Playboy or the Ginger Spice Playboy. Good. Good for you. Anyway, the other spice, excuse me, the other spice girls didn't do spreads. Do we have to, I think that's the reason, you know what I said this before? I don't like when people say like, oh yeah, the food was great. There was a good spread. I don't like that spread.

I don't like that. What about when people like, Mike, you got a great crotch, it was a good spread? I don't like that either. Because the only way they've been able to see that is if what, privately my home. Can I give my review of the beer? Tim, your final thoughts, please. When it comes to the silver bullet, I love it. It's an order again.

Crushable, crushable. The word crushable. Crushable has never been more prevalent. Apropos. Apropos. Crushable. I'm going to give my review, and here's the unfortunate thing, books. Now, usually I'll do these live shows and I'll try the best as I can to get a yes across the board.

so everyone was excited at the end. But I did this drink of disservice and I got a better light beer beforehand. I think the Bud Light is better. I know, folks. Let it all out on me now. I'll take it. I'll take it on.

Let all your negativity out on me. I can grab out. Mike is taking all comers. It's just too bad because I'm a banquet guy. I like the banquet. I like the banquet. Oh, you like the full body. I like the full body.

I think they did. The light went a little too light. I think old Adolf was trying to save some pennies back then. And it worked out. He's trying to save a couple Deutsch marks. Isn't that funny to think? We're at LLC, the three of us. Yeah, sure.

It's Lobby Boys LLC. One day our company... We don't like to talk about it much, except it is printed on our t-shirt. It's available at merch. Oh, yeah, at merch. We, one day somebody... You know, we won't last forever. I'm sorry to tell you, Tim.

But we will... Michael. If you're one of all these people, you tell him about mortality? If in the year 30-30, it's like, oh, the Sloppy Boys LLC, this giant plane company, what started out as a modest podcast? I would love it if our company in the future is just like, it moved and it just like owns a bunch of unobtainium. It becomes AI planes. It's the Waymo of air travel. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yes, the Sloppy Boy LLC responsible for the mind-collecting dance. of fields. Let's make a pack now. When the three of us are old... They call AI Slop. AI Slop. I feel like that's a slur that's being used against us is the problem. That fucks me up and makes

me mad. I think that we should all make a pack now that when we're old and we're ready to retire from Sloppy Boys LLC, we should choose three new shareholders to take over. That's fun. That's good. I was going to say we take the LLSA.

to rip it up. Yeah, out of my cold dead hands. Now, Jeff, you've been awfully quiet over there. What do you think about the drink? Oh, for me? Yeah. It's an order again, and look, if you're talking about superior drinkability... I should say, I'm going to order this again

many, many times. Yes. I'm not done with this beer. Folks, it's an order again, and it is indistinguishable from Bud Lai. For better or worse, they're all the same. The proud hometown crowd, they'll take that. Like, it's the same.

Well, we've tapped the Rockies here today, haven't we? Yeah, I think so. Sure. But are you ready for the Rocky Quiz? And people are getting up to get a drink? A drink, okay, it's good. He's getting into his car. Oh, my God. Hey, those South Park guys weren't wrong.

Ample Park. working day or night. Folks, it's the Rocky Quiz here on the pod. Seven questions that pit my co-hosts against each other. Ooh, we. Question number one.

This guy once gifted his ailing friend, Polly Pannino, a humanoid robot. Professor X. No. This guy... Hold on. This guy gave his friend Polly Panino? A humanoid robot.

What the fuck is he? Polly Pocket? What is he talking about? Small wonder? Humanoid. Oh, oh, oh, Johnny Five. No, no. This guy once gifted his ailing friend,

Polly Pinino, a humanoid robot. Then he beat Ivan Drago. Rocky Balboa! Oh, birthday, Polly! Timothy, you've got it. It's Rocky Balboa. Hell yeah, Tim's on the board with one point. Rocky gave someone a robot?

Yeah, and Rocky Ford. Oh, wow. the one I hadn't. See, I'd like to get him out of the way because I knew when I said the Rocky quiz, you guys would be waiting for Rocky Balboa to drop. Oh, I've had a few too many. I said Professor X. Next question. Number two. Oh, by the way. Wouldn't you just love it if his name was Professor Jeff? All the... Yes, I would. All the questions, all the answers, are Rocky in a way. Oh. I wonder of a certain Horror pictures show.

From Peripheral Vision Man to Crazy Christians, the Chronicles of Danny Tripp and Matt Alby didn't stand a chance against this show, which outlasted theirs for six seasons. 30 Rock. 30 Rockies. See Timmy there's one one one is going to be in the

You got one? One one. Question number three, here on the pod. Here live. Here on the show. We were at the beach. everybody had matching towels. Somebody went under a dock

and they saw a rock. But it wasn't a rock. A rock lobster. It was a rock lobster, Michael. Very good. With a little help from the Denver crowd. Folks in the audience, please shut the fuck up. There's a nice way to say.

There's a nice way to say. Question number four here at the Gothic theater live in Denver. It's getting longer each time. With all the seriousness in the world. Geo dude Onyx Graveller

They're all examples Of what Polly Pocket Geo dude Onix and what The Graveller Rocks No I was gonna say

The fucking guy you love Mega Man but they have It's Woodman and it's ice They're like rock Rock subredits Geo dude Onix and I'm just going to cruise over here and think. No.

Rock type Pokemon. Rock type Pokemon. Those are Pokemon Pocket Monsters. That sucks because I love Pokemon. Jeez, Pokemon, this guy's talking about pokey sticks. Question number five here on the pod. Live at the Gothic Theater. The military salute is a custom that shows respect for a superior rank.

Who did ACD? D.C. famously salute. Rock and roll. For those about to rock. Those about to rock. They salute them. Michael. We salute them too. Those about to rock. So Mike, he got...

This is a good quiz. Mike you got three. Tim, a paltry one. Tim, come on, man. Shake the cobblums of. You got to answer these. If you think about it, if I get two, we're tied up. Fuck. Question number six. Due to its seafood sounding

name, Chevy Chase unknowingly downs 30 sheet balls and funny farm. The locals call them this. Rocking Mountain Oysters. That's Timmy. What a funny time of comedy where you can be like, those came from a, they're balls? What? And I

already ate them and enjoyed them? What? The final question here on the pod. Oh, I can only win. It's worth 69 points. get fucked here. 69. That's a little risky. A little gh, gh, gh,

good, gud, gud. All right. This show. You're talking about Gwak, Gwak, 5,000. This show about groups of characters who were dependent on each other, but didn't know it. Ah, the fragles. Was the first American show to be

broadcast in the Soviet Union? Ah. The Berlin Wall fell just ten months later. The snorks. Everybody loves Raymond. Rock and roll Raymond. Wait, what? Rock and roll high school.

Rock. Oh, oh. The Rockford Five. One of you was very close. Rock and Roll Raymond. Rock and roll High School. Everybody loves Raymond? This show about groups of characters

who were dependent on each other but didn't know it. No yawning. I saw it. American show to be broadcasting the Soviet Union. The Berlin Wall fell just 10 months later. Hold on shit. I was talking to someone.

Whoa, what happened? I was admonishing someone for his daughter. How does the Berlin Wall thing help? It's made a rock. Context. When I was a kid, real quick, when I was a kid, my family had a keychain with a little bit of the Berlin wall in it. I had one of those too. My dad went and came back with a bit of the Berlin Wall thing.

He went to Berlin. We got ours from like a, I don't know, a giveaway. Okay, one more time. Yeah, yeah, please, please. Mike, I'll tell you, you almost had it. This show about groups of characters who were dependent on each other but didn't know it was the first American show to be broadcast in the Soviet Union. Cop rock. The Berlin Wall fell

just ten months later. Is rock in the title? Yes, the rock is in the Rocky? He fucking said it in the beginning. 30 Rock? No. Pokemon? No! Oh, Rock Hudson. It was the first thing you said, Mike.

Tim's following it. Tim knows it. I thought it was my heartbeat. I just said it. Fraggle Rock, uh-uh, no 69 points awarded, but Mike, you still win.

Fraggle Rock was the first to him. Give it up for the hand, man. Groups of friends who don't know it? Yes, I get that. It was the fragles and the humans were friends. And the doozers.

No, it was the fragles and the dozers and then those like, dozers. The monsters. I think those were the humans. Humans. Shit, man. It might be time to get out of here.

What do you think? That's our show! Thank you so much, Denver, for coming out. We're going to be hanging out the first table in the line. Tip your bartenders as much as you've got. We love you, folks. Thanks for coming out. Thank you.