The Sloppy Boys - 267. Cincinnati Cocktail (Live in Cincinnati)

Episode Date: November 28, 2025

The guys ruin perfectly good beers by adding soda water to them, just like they did 100 years ago!CINCINNATI COCKTAIL RECIPE:1 part BEER1 part SODA WATERFill a pint glass halfway with beer. Top up with soda water.Recipe via EsquireWANT MORE SLOP? Check out:PatreonSHOP the webstore at:The Sloppy Boys WebsiteLISTEN to The Sloppy Boys hit songs on:Apple MusicSpotifyYoutubeTOUR DATES, SOCIALS and more at:LinktreeT H E   S L O P P Y   B O Y S   L L CExpand Ascend Conquer Retain Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What is up? Slopheads. This is Calpi K coming to you from the Tiger Room at Calpies Hideaway with a couple of giant announcements. Now, everybody on Earth knows that the Slopi Boys band is going to be opening for our friends Jeff Rosenstock and Chris Ferren's band, Antarctica Vespucci in SoCal in December. We're saying goodbye to comedy forever because we are legit musicians now. This kind of makes it official. San Diego, December 5th at Chee Cafe, L.A., December 5th, L.A. December 6th at Laudroom, Fullerton, December 7th at program. And now, folks, here's some big news for the holidays. Boston! The lineup live with Mike Mitchell, December 28th at the Crystal Ballroom in Somerville. Mitch from Doe Boys has been on our show before he taught us about

the lineup. That's where you chug a pint of Guinness, a Yeager shot, a Yeager bomb, and a bud light as fast as you can. It was one of the most messy, messy, Messy episodes of our show ever, and now we're going to come do it live in Mitch's hometown of Boston. Come see that. And then, two days later, New York City, the band is playing a giant Manhattan show, December 30th, at the legendary Mercury Lounge. It's New Year's Eve, Eve. So get dressed up and come see us play a big bash. We can't wait for that.

And that's going to be it for Sloppy Boys live touring in 2026. Now, we have a very special episode for you right here. This is the Cincinnati cocktail recorded live in Cincinnati itself. It was a very, very fun night at the Commonwealth Comedy Club. We had a blast. We're going to be back with our normal in-studio-type content, regular programming next week. But right now, we bring you out to a Sincy Since, baby. Hit the track.

What's up Cincinnati? Greater Cincinnati area. Welcome to the sloppy boys where we take a deep dive into the drinks that you love. Oh, yeah. I'm Jeff Dutton along with Michael Hanford. Hello? And Tim Calpacus. What he's up?

Oh, I'm where your host of Sloppy Boys on the road. Sort of a band podcast hybrid thing. Shaking hands and getting in there with people. Shaking hands, drinking drinks. Looking you in the eye. Moonwalking a little bit, trying to. Getting used to it. Trying to moonwalk.

I'm trying to moonwalk more, but I can never do it. That's legit. Ah, oh, I fucking hurt my ankle. Sneakers on carpet? I'm a shock you. Okay, who here lives in Ohio? And now who here lives in Kentucky? Wow.

Interesting. All right. All right. Who here talks like this? Michael. And who here talks like this. That's Cincinnati exit, right? Who here talks like this?

Peter. Peter, what's happening? How are you two feeling? I'm really good. I feel fantastic. Yeah. Yeah, how have you guys been? Well, since I saw you for, let's see, 12 hours in the car today, pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good. We kind of didn't talk all day in the car, though. That was good.

It was a somber. We're on the road, folks. If you don't know, we're touring right now. We're in the middle of a tour. Each bro sort of in their own mind. That's funny. I didn't even think about that. Normally we listen to music with that. I put on a podcast and then I didn't like the podcast. So I went, like, I hit the button to make a point, like, shut up. And then I didn't put anything. else on, but I didn't think about that. And then we just were sitting in silence for two full hours. We were like, I'd rather silence! I was in the back trying to sleep, but I was uncomfortable with each move.

And I did my Spanish lesson on Duolingo. That took me five minutes. What'd you learn? Today we're learning about, we're just in the unit now, we're starting to tell stories today. But they were fun with it, because the little sentences I would have to do would be like, the cat has

cleaned the house, or, you know, that's funny. They don't usually get funny on Duolingo. It's fun they're being cheeky like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I appreciate it because, you know, I'm a funny guy, and I like the idea of an animal doing human things. You two know that. You specifically do.

You like when monkeys wear suits. I really do. One of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life, not a TV show or even a joke, I was crossing the street. It was pretty, you know, look both ways, hit the button. Sure. Classic.

I was going over here, guys. Classic set up. Classic. And I see a crow. hop, you know, just like hop walk, you know, hopping right on, like, where a human would, and he just went right across the street. And I said, that was very funny to me. It's funny to me when a, when a bird prefers to walk. Yeah. Yeah. I said, you know, buddy, he's like, what?

Wow. What? And we, I thought you guys were smart. Crows are very smart birds, by the way. And crows can fly. It's, it's not like one of those birds where you're like, he can't, I know a penguin doesn't fly. Yeah. And it's even a saying as the crow flies. He knows. He or she knows. But it was, yeah, just seeing a little crow doing the human thing made me laugh. A little hop. And this was not long ago. This wasn't like when I was a kid. Yesterday, a squirrel passed in front of the tour van, but slowly, you know how squirrels sort of almost look like liquid? How they're like bloop, blah bloop, blah bloop, blah bloop, blah blo. Those like spitting fountains. Yeah, they looked like a spitting fountain. This one was doing just a normal cross in the street, but was real slow and lackadaisical about it. enough like that both of us separately just looked at him and laughed without saying what was weird about it, but it was just like, that's a weird squirrel, man. That's no normal squirrel.

I saw, I was in the queen, the botanical garden of the Queens garden, Bronx garden, whatever, up in New York. And there was a squirrel there. It was out in the, I was in the rose bushes. How do you get in there, man? My parents were in town and we went up there.

Oh, we didn't buy a ticket for him. Is that what you mean? A squirrel got in the garden, man. This is crazy. crazy he was going and i i saw him like trying to dig up nuts that he thought was around but he couldn't find anything he was like he was like i felt like i could see the frustration he was like damn now wait a second isn't don't people say don't give acorns to the squirrels or something like that i feel like it's a new rule oh really that's probably just like conservatives like you're not

supposed to squish bees because don't give them acorns they need to work for them themselves even though my dad gave me a million acorns your dad loaned you a million acorns and you started your own acorn business turned that into a billion acorns oh what's the fastest way to get a billion acorns

start with a million acorns shit didn't you say Jeff the first million acorns was the hardest to make right? Oh yes and then the second was the hardest to eat he said Hey, and we don't eat acorns.

Why not, pretty much all the, and why is it called corn even? Folks, we're going to shut this down and we think. I could do an hour on this nut, folks. That's a pretty plentiful nut, the acorn. There's a lot of meat in there. Somebody's got to figure out what to do with that thing. I think the squirrels know about it

and that they're putting them away so no one gets at it. A well-kept squirrel secret. But, you know, I bet you, We talked about potatoes in the car, how much we left potatoes. And if you came across one in the wild, you'd take a bite and say, ugh. Yeah. You wouldn't think to cook it, boil it, mash it in the stew. I found this thing is covered in dirt.

Yeah. Yeah, right. It looks like a baseball. Or what I imagine, a baseball will be in a couple thousand years. You take a bite out of it. It doesn't taste like anything. It tastes bad, in fact. But we figured it out, didn't we?

Yeah. Hell yeah. It just took 200 millennia. 2011, what's the word I'm looking for? Anyway, geez, they make these. There's something to be done with the acorn. Yeah, no, there's something there. And we're just the guys to crack it.

Crack it? Crack it. That's actually really funny. Here's, I got an idea. This is kind of a first ever night, folks. You are, you are sitting here. Thanks so much for coming, everybody. Yeah, what a cool venue.

We're just, we're on, like, up at the front of a church. Yeah, this is a former church. I would hope. I don't think this is... This is a comedy club they built this year. With a... With a pulpit and like a build-in stage. I keep reaching for your drink there.

Help yourself. It's a fruited sour. It is a fruited sour. I'm not a big sour person. I sort of did the bitter beer face when I took a sip of that day. Now, you say you're not a sour person, but what if there were a patch kid around?

Oh, no, that's Jeff. That's me. That's Jeff, but it's worn off on me. I, uh, I like those sour, Sour Patch Kid watermelons. Those are good. No. Okay, but you'll, you'll, how about this? Sour Patch Kids, all grape. Those were good.

Eh. Why not? Grape's great. I don't do the fruit, dude. Yeah, but you eat Sour Patch Kids all the time. They even started saying on the bags, not so sour. Oh. Sour Patch Kids watermelon. Not so sour. Not so sour.

Have you had a warhead in a while? No. That's been a sour. a minute they're easy i've done one recently easy wow uh my grandfather i i was eating warheads because i was like i like these they're hot they're the new candy i've probably said they're hot they're dope they're chill as fuck shit's fire bro and my my grandfather he's uh he was a texas boy military man and he ate hot peppers and he's like oh you like hot there oh come over to the pantry and he gave me a piece of hot pepper and i cried

Before you even ate it, you're like, thank you so much. Thank you. I'm so grateful that you're teaching me this life lesson. Can you remember what it was? Was it like a nasty, like, chili pepper or a jalapeno? It probably was a jalapeno or like a red chili pepper. I don't remember. I just remember the burning.

The burning, the crying. While we're talking about things you put in your mouth, let's talk about last night's... I'm nervous now. I want to talk about last night's epic snack. grab oh yeah we're on the road folks sometimes we do shows and when we get back to the bnb or when we're finally packed up we're a little tipsy and there's no food options not a not on one time we stayed at a place we had to eat pasta and olive oil and we quickly ran out of olive oil so it was just dry pasta but it was it was it was tim made up the pasta it was called the flavor station he

buttered it up and then sorry this was the flavor station it was like we lined up all the herbs and that we could find in this Airbnb. Basil? Yeah. Basel, salt, I think, of course, was there. But it was funny to go through, like, just meager spices and be like, the basil's actually pretty good. Yeah. For my second, I was like, oh, the basal's too hot for me.

I'm going back to salt. Well, let me see if I can just spit it from the dome. Please. This is what we found from the concessionary in the hotel last night we brought back. Three packs of cheez-its. So each guy just gets a little pack of cheeseettes. That's just a little pack of cheeseettes.

just baseline. This is on the sloppy boy's LLC card, too. That's all we were expecting. We said, Jeff said, I'm going to go down. I saw cheese. I'm going to go down and you were like, grab me a sprite. And then eventually Tim was just like, man, just put it on the room. Grab a bunch of shit. So, cheese it, cheese it, cheese it. And that's

just baseline. Like I said. Lays sour cream and onion. That's not a top three chip for you? Lays all dressed. Those were mine. That I stayed away for them. And Doritos, nacho cheese.

Come on. Pretty good. And then for a little sweet, Haribos. And a sleeve of four Reese's. And a sleeve of four Reese's cups. Yeah. How did we decide who had the last one? Who did have the last one? It wasn't me. Damn. I had a genius play. I was like, how? I need to look up how to evenly divide something in the three. I think the way we decided who gets the fourth peanut butter cup is just whoever takes it and puts it in their

mouth first there wasn't much of a debate there also it was funny too because you guys were having a snack attack i had just had like a giant greek salad and a mountain of potatoes and i was laying in bed like oh i'm full and then you guys got snacks i was like oh you you ended up with two massive takeout boxes yesterday by the way breakfast a great little diner we pulled off oh the only weird thing about this diner, you could hear a pin drop when we walked in. It was, where were we? We were in... Leaving Columbus. Leaving Columbus, yes. But we passed, you know, like, we'd done so many, like,

bacon, egg and cheeses, and, like, we're like, let's just find some legit place to sit down. Found one. It was great. And what happened when we walked right in? Everyone in the restaurant looked at us silently. There was no music playing, no clinking of glasses, just... They were full tables of people with nobody talking to each other. Nothing to say. It was very strange.

Odd. And then what happened when Mike tried to go to the bathroom? Well, I needed to use the bathroom and I opened the door and somebody was in there. But here's the thing. It was one of those...

You're looking at a man on a toilet, are you not? Yeah, you... Open up to the whole dining room, a guy on a toilet. Hey, it's all ended up here anyway, folks. It was like, you know, like, just a bathroom

with, like, one toilet. It wasn't like a multi... urinals or anything and it put it was really long and i opened the door and this guy one of the employees in a red shirt just jeans down to his ankles went oh no but he was so far away i can see his whole body man that's even funnier like so as much as it would suck to have him be like right there in front of you and you're like oh god yeah to have him be a little bit far away he looks a little smaller and diminutive you're like ah this poor fucker even more like neutered from like,

helpless. You're small and on the toilet. But I didn't know he was an employee. That sucks to know. Well, he was, before that, he was like organizing menus, so unless he's just very comfortable

with the staff. He, but yeah, I also thought like, what could I have done there? Should I have, like, gone back in and just like, click it shut and then close it?

I don't think there's anything you could do. Lock it on his behalf. He also couldn't, like, get up and go lock the door himself. It's too far. Too far. He could have done the waddle. He could have done a lot of things.

One thing he should have done is lock that door or even. Yeah, I was, when that happened to you, I was saying like, there's just no way, if there's a lockable door, there's no way on earth ever, ever I would forget to lock a door if it's lockable. Like, no. The idea that's like, no, I just, oh, I forgot. But Tim, you know, he's not familiar with the area as a employee of the restaurant. He's like, I'm new.

We cover locks tomorrow, I think. First, day one, we organize menus all day. Then it's bathroom break for the rest of the day. It's far away bathroom break. Guys, go to the bathroom. We'll see you in the morning. Well, what I was going to say is we're tonight. Actually, this is a first tonight.

That's what I was going to say. It's a first we're doing this live podcast. Then right after we're doing another one. So we thought we'd celebrate a little bit, Tim. Let to grab that special bottle we got. There's that special bottle. We got a little. You guys know what phlearnum is?

When you're making teaky drinks a lot? It's an ingredient that's in the zombie. Don Beach used to use it a lot. And we never in our lives have ever had artisan small batch felerin but somebody in Pittsburgh gave us gifted us this.

Gifted us. And it was sealed. We made sure it was sealed so it's not poisoned. Anytime I go near anyone who's at our show, hey, did you, we just shook hands? Is your hand poison?

A lot of people are like, yes. Yes. Good thing I got the antidote. Yeah, a lot of people do the shape of the poison hand and then follow up with the antidote hand right after. You're safe with me, pal. I say don't even do the poison hand at all. That's what I say.

What the hell? But phlearnum, we've only dealt with phlearnum the second show of this whole podcast. Isn't it just a syrup? No, it's got a lot of sugar cane in it, though. That would be funny if we're just drinking a shot of cereal. It should be alcoholic. It tastes like,

cloves and it's alcohol. Yeah, it's 50 proof. And I'm looking at they got a picture of a lime, some cloves, a ginger, and a sugar cane. That's like that solid bottle. It's like a black, a matte black bottle. Matt black bottle. Matt black bottle. Yeah, with a car, in car terms, you'd call that murdered out. They murdered out this bottle. You know, I never, go ahead and pour that, Jeff. I'll share my thoughts on matted cars. I hope no one here has a matted car. I don't know if it works for me. Tim, what do you think? I like a shiny glossy car. I like shiny gloss.

I don't even mind a rap. Even it's wrapped with like, I don't know, Capital One on this side. Yeah, those are cool. I've been doing this prank where when I see a matte black car, I'll see the owner like going to the mall or something. I go outside. I get some extra virgin olive oil and I rub it all over the car. Then they come out nice, slick shiny car.

Just sort of bring that luster back. Every time they like it, they say, you know, this is better. Who the hell did this? You're mad? I'm happy. Happy. Okay, so we, we wanted to do shots in a celebratory way, and this is the booze that we had.

So Fularnum shots, to you, Cincinnati. To y'all. Delicious. Clovey lime. I love it. God damn. Okay. Flearnum.

I'm a Falaurnum guy from now on. Do we, do we have any big teaky drinkie cocktail drinkers in the house? Yeah, okay. I think the tiki thing is falling off maybe. What do you think? I don't see it as much. Not in my. I'm not saying it's gone.

This is Birmingham country. This is Birmingham country. I forgot we're in Kentucky. You like to do the accent to the people that don't talk like that. I did it last. But based on a preconceive notion from cartoons when you were a kid. All right, hold on. Let me just pick one person out at random,

see what their voice sounds like. Now you say there's no accents in this room on that you see here. Miss, could I borrow you for one second? Could you just say your name and, you know, you're having a fun night or where you're from. Anything you want. Well, but I'm an outlier here, okay? Oh, no.

I am a transplant from Eastern Kentucky, but I've lived here for 14 years. My husband's from Cincinnati. Whoop. Not like me. I sound like this. Thank you very much. Wow.

Okay. I sound like this. No, I knew that before. When I did stand up here a couple months ago, and I was doing the same jackass thing, I was just doing it's like, how's all right? It's different, though. You're doing the whole, I know.

I'm being a good. I've never met anyone that you, you talk like a southern debutante, you know? Like, I'm at a debutante ball and it's your coming out party. Wow. I'm honored to be in your presence. And your husband's a great guy, too. Now, would it kill you to just put on the accent?

Come on, talk pretty for us. now this is this is I'm feeling the same feelings I had last time I did this I feel bad now and the whole time I'm going to feel like are you having fun are you guys having fun good good yeah every every day after I just want to have fun with accents he always goes should I have done that last night and then Tim and I both say no stop doing it but I really do enjoy like putting on an accent I think it's fun yeah I know you do it's why we keep ending up here having this conversation. It's just funny. I feel like you're supposed, like, you're supposed to go to the next city and then, like, talk shit on the other cities and do that? You're not supposed to arrive in the

city and be like, I think that you talk like this? Well, I'm having a fun time. Oh. And I do believe he softened it a little bit. He did. He's okay now. He's doing all right. He's all right. He means well. Bless his heart. He means well. Bless his heart. He means well. Do we get into some booze news. Yeah. Oh, I don't know, folks, do we? Bip, Bip, hit it. Well, well, well, today we are talking about the ultimate pod.

Jeff, do you want to go first? Yeah. I might have to take off my pants for a mere moment. That's fine with us. Oh, my God. Holy shit. Look at that. So, Jeff, you turn it sideways so I can see how thick it is.

It looks like it's, ooh. I got sickles. Oh, yeah, look at that. I can, like, you know, make it, you know, flash. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fun. I got sickles, yellowy glob. Baseless, basest, ultimate hog. I just texted you guys a picture of my thing, and we should post this so you get a sense.

Oh, yeah, I took picks too. I should have taken a picture of mine. Kind of a yellowy glob. Yeah, that's about right. It's all there. They call them chub. I got gold yellowy gloat. Ultimate hog.

I got a thin, long one. It's a series five. Much more beige than this. It looks like a pretzel rod. Yeah, it does. They call them chub. I got gold, yellowy gloat, ultimate hog.

Chub. Wow. God damn. Damn. That was good. Man, we are in a church. That feels a little weird. Is there confession here?

I mean, we could end the show on that. That was probably the funniest thing we've ever done. I mean, we didn't even do it. That was Ultimate Hogg was sent to us by Tom Hand. Tom Hand. Hey, all right. And folks, if you have a booze news theme, email it to the sloppy boys podcast at gmail.com. Wow.

You could be the next Tom Hand. That was very funny. I bet you that that, that, must have taken a lot of like uh work no i think that was just that was from our episode where we all compared penises oh yeah he just put a beat underneath yeah he put a funny beat on and that's what everyone was laughing that was so funny because we were all so calm talking about like the beat just kind of limping along that was good tom hand we love you good guy i met him at the merch table at one of these shows tom hand himself starstruck oh do you remember which city um no

Sorry, Tom. We're going to find you real soon. Tom, you're memorable. Your city is not. Wait, what's the actual booze news? We need plenty of shit chat. I've got two pieces of booze news here. One is from the science and tech news desk.

Oh, we have one of those? We have those now, yeah. Okay, so there's a, you know, you guys ever take a shot of bourbon? You're talking about bourbon, and you get that kind of burn, right? But you like the burn. It's fine. Oh, no. Speaking of Byrne, let's do these shots real quick.

They're not bourbon. It's not bourbon. They're clear. Folks, some shots have arrived on stage. Guys, there appears to be a round of phlearnum shots coming to the stage. Mike is fielding them. The word got out that we love felernum. Oh, these ain't, these ain't felernum.

Oh, no, no. It sounds like vodka. We had, we were bottoms up. Bottoms up. Bottoms up. Bottoms up. Hey. Let's go a little.

Yeah. Yeah. Vodka. Vodka. That was Vodka? Thanks for the shots, folks. That was pretty smooth for vodka. It was tequila, right?

Yeah, I thought so. Thank you. Yeah, tequila, I said. Yeah, I meant to say. We're good at this. We know what we're doing. Oh, tequila? Yeah, that's vodka, all right.

Mm, potato-y tequila. somebody just mentioned Undaburg, we were in Indianapolis a couple weeks ago, or a couple days ago. Yeah. And people were giving us like a lot of. Had you had that before? No. And then you had four of them? I only had two or, yeah. I had fucking four of them, man.

Those were nasty. And it's, it's tricky when you're getting drunk off a de jestief because it'll digest with your dinner and then it keeps going to digest your lunch and your breakfast. Starts digging back into yesterday's dinner. Then it just wears out all your organs and we were basically hollow. Just bones.

This thing's going back in time digging up turds from the toilet, man. It goes out your butt to your toilet and then back. Dude, you're doing too much. This stuff is aggressive, man. Do you think, do you think that plumbers ever, like,

pour some Amaro down the toilet? Yeah, they probably do. They probably, hey, Drano is the ultimate the DGES team. The ultimate DGST, yeah. We should look at the ingredients of Drano. I bet there's, like, It's like, it really small to be like, look, we hate to say it, but this is a Dja Steve. It's basically just, for not bronca.

Okay, so, you know, you take a shot of whiskey or something, you get that burn. Well, there was this two people, a husband and wife team, started this business called Voodoo Scientific. They're scientists. The wife is a food scientist at General Mills. During COVID, they were like, hey, let's attack this problem. We're too smart people. We got nothing to do. We're drinking all the time.

Let's figure out. The bedroom is dead. If we can figure out a way to get the burn away from alcohol. So they were, I don't know, they know what they're doing. They're scientists. I'm not going to bore you with the science. This is from wired.com. So this is, I'd be surprised if, you know, I have an account.

You have to sort of pass a test to get an account. Very simple science stuff. Very easy physics, very neuroscience, that type of thing. Anyway, they said, okay, so what we need to do is find, receptor first of all they thought it was the ethanol it wasn't the ethanol from all the alcohol that's not the burn that wasn't the burn they said it was the receptor your taste receptor whatever I thought so they said how can we find how can we find a way to like numb this receptor they couldn't it didn't work it didn't work so what they did

they said we got to go into the fermentation process because they realize the thing that causes the burn is byproducts of fermentation again not gonna bore you with it yeah we'd be here all night you'd be So what they did, they said, okay, we figured out there's this other compound we have to put into the fermentation process that is going to neutralize whatever the burning stuff is. So they figured it out, they put a patent on it, and they're working on, like, in the next couple years, making it a sellable process to make smoother liqueurs. This is voodoo laboratories. Voodoo scientifics. Voodoo scientifics. They want to take your burn, folks. They're coming for your

burn. Well, this, the, the, the article was saying, like, you're reading it's like, oh, yeah, cool, they're figuring out it makes smooth alcohol, great. But a big part of the alcohol being burny is so we don't just drink it down. Like, think what that will do to, because I didn't understand recipes really until

we started this podcast for food or drink or anything. If I made a drink I didn't like, my approach was to dilute. And then you're just creating more volume of that taste you don't like. If you add a bunch of club soda, for example, what you should, What this podcast taught me,

with this podcast taught me, is to, like, counterbalance. If something's too sweet, add sour or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just, not just not. So if an out, if you're robbing alcohol of that burn, is that going to be throwing off the, the ratios? Oh, probably. Of all your favorite drink recipes.

You're right, because you're right. This is a threat to our livelihood. You're exactly right. I don't think it's a threat. I think we just have to learn how to move around it. No, I view new things as a threat. I like the idea of a few, where we're all just sitting around

with big pints of liquor sipping on it. Oh, that's delicious. Sometimes people give you a pint of tequila, you think it's vodka. That's the thing, but you're just sipping on and enjoying the flavor. Maybe that was fermented with this.

Yes. That's what that was. That probably was what that was. Food is scientific. That's too scientific for us. That's cool. I'm looking forward to that industry. That's great.

It's from the tech section. That's from the tech desk. And now here we have from our travel desk. So the tech desk and the travel desk are both in your phone. I have been emailed from the... He's looking at a picture of a desk. That's not bad. I could use one of these in my house. Get that laptop up. Get that laptop at the lap.

All right, no, this is happening just recently. So in Thailand, anyone ever been to Thailand? Yeah. Did you notice was there a ban on a... Was there a ban on alcohol at all? Okay, there was. You must have been in your hotel room the whole time. In Thailand, you can't drink or buy alcohol from 2 to 5 in the afternoon and then midnight to 11 the next morning.

But they saw that it was affecting, that afternoon one was affecting tourism. So they lifted the ban for the next six months because it's like, you know, the busy holiday season. So feel free to go to Thailand and drink all you want. Actually, no, I think they just lived in the afternoon one. The one from midnight to 11 is still in effect. So don't drink after midnight. You'll turn into a gremlin.

That's right. That's right. That's what they were worried about. They're like, we just saw... It's Mowgli rules over there. We just saw gremlins and we don't know. We're going to just play it safe. We're just going to be safe. Yeah, so that's my news. That's exciting news. Let's give it up for the news. The tech and travel desk. Thank you.

But that's not it for booze news. That's not it for booze news. Tech and travel covered. gremlins brings me to i've got some stuff from the paranormal desk this is you take me this guy with you sometimes he loves it we get a desk for that we got a desk for that okay you should intern there next summer yeah i need a lot of help around that desk yeah i'll apply um so okay i'm the last person in the world to uh believe in the paranormal what be it ghosts specters um grammars glimmers linds um Um, deities.

What about a simple, what about a simple Sasquatch? Yes, I believe in that. Yeah, what a Zaba. Zabas? Now, I'll say this. Zabas make some funny movies. They're pretty funny. Okay, but I wanted to share with you guys.

I'm 42 years old from the moment I was born until two days ago, never believed in, uh, any thing beyond what I could see touch, you know? This man loves the five senses. He's slavishly devoted to each of them. Yeah. And sometimes I drink the five cups. Ooh, the five cups.

I like that. Okay, so I had a moment where I believed in a demon the other day. Okay, so here's the back story. Was it today? Speed demon the way you drive. It was

three mornings ago. Three mornings ago. Can we get the lights down on? All the lights totally off. Yeah. Okay, so three days ago, I wake up in beautiful Ohio, Columbus, Ohio.

Gorgeous town. I mean, it's no Sincey. It's certainly no Dayton, Kentucky. I'll tell you that. Can I just help set the scene? Yes. Then, I wake up a skeptic. I get up, get dressed, an atheist.

Like every other day. Yeah. I look in the mirror and say, there's nothing up there or down below. Yeah. You're brushing your teeth. Well, I'm a man of science. I decide, well, these guys are sleeping to go for a beautiful walk around the neighborhood.

Sure. Yeah, that's me. I was wearing high, high heels. Okay, so now I've got my AirPods in my ears. And do you guys know a few weeks ago on the podcast? I mentioned that I used this app called Speechify that'll read documents to you. Yes.

Because when I do a lot of memorizing or like rehearsing for work stuff. So I had a document. I had a script that I was going to sell out a loosely pitch out on a work call. And I said, Tim, you're going through this beautiful. Ohio and walk. Why don't you learn while you're doing it and listen on Speechify because Tim, you know you like to hear Mr. Beast read your scripts to you. Right, right, right, right. Because Mr. Beasts of all of their celebrity voices on the Speechify app, Mr. Beast sounds the most like me. So basically, there's the scene, it's like I'm, I had like a meeting where I was

like doing punch up on a thing, right? And the scene is there's a character named Jake who is a cashier and somebody is paying for the groceries and it's going through the rigmarole of like swipe, insert, you know that thing when it's like, oh, tap, eh, oh, you gotta do the mag strip. Yeah, see us at merch after the show, folks, that'll be me. A glimpse in your future. Okay, so I've got this PDF document

where it's like, Jake, go ahead, swipe your card, SFX, like I spelled eh, like E, E, H or whatever, right? So I'm, I'm going to have to, on a Zoom next week, like, pitch this scene out back in Hollywood, you know, trying to make the million. That's nice. You're going to pitch Hollywood. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so I'm walking, beautiful morning, smug that I'm up early, thinking about how lazy

my co-hosts are, thinking about how I've never believed in a demon ever before. listening to Jake and the sound effects and E, all caps, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, H. Anyway, I'm listening to the scene and this is really loud in my ears. Jeff, I brought a clip for you to play. It's called Boo's News clip. Now, imagine you're me walking

and you're an atheist. Here we go, folks. Jay, go ahead and swipe your car. Machine, S-F-X-E-H, Jake M-K Now tap S-F-X-E-A Jake

Pem Enter your chip I believed in a demon I shit my pants I didn't even I guess that's just a glitch in an app or something No

Did you check the spelling? I looked at the spelling that doesn't say but I swear like now I don't know now it's three days later and I've cooled down but I just completely I was like God

please I gotta play a show in Columbus tonight for the people just let me but like I thought that that was demon and I had four seconds of just being like there's there are other things out there

in this world man I'll take it I'll take it what do you say Jeff yeah I'll take it too because it was overlapped too because the AI was still doing its thing but then in the background what's the what's the movie

with the two with the husband and wife team that the conjuring conjuring yeah you're like those guys oh you speak of the Warrens the Warrens I always said Watson's but that's Sherlock's friend Sherlock wouldn't do much without his good friend Watson

that must have been crazy having that right in your ears too No, yeah, it was, imagine, you know, when you're in noise control mode, so you're really locked in and it was full volume. And it was just funny because it was just like... And you're locked in generally just as a... Oh, yeah, work mode, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's, that's all it takes to have a smug condescending skeptic turn into a guy that totally believes in a, in a, that a demon is coming to get him. Oh, that's coming to get you.

I thought it was coming to get me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's scary. because of some of the weird shit I've been up to. That's funny because we saw you all the all day, all that day. You didn't think you could say that to your bros?

I came back to the Airbnb and I was like, guys, uh, nothing. Remember that? And you guys like, oh, cool.

You're like, nothing's up with Tim. Sounds like a pretty morning. Should anything with you? No, nothing for me either. Okay. Well, that's it for booze news.

Wrap it. Nope. Hold on, hold on. There's got to be more of a fun thing than that. That's it for booze. Play that one again, that really nasty one. That one's, uh, ooh. That one scares the shit.

It was like there's some zombies coming. I thought that was a demon. You think everything's a demon. Even though I press the button. Maybe the demon is within. You. No. It's not.

Thank God. Speaking of the Warrens, though, the first conjuring movie was the one. I saw that in theaters. And as a guy that doesn't believe in stuff, it was so funny. What's the name of the doll, Annabelle? Annabelle. So there's this doll, Annabelle.

And the movie. that movie starts so casual, like, yeah, there's a ghost in Annabelle. So Annabelle has been possessed by a ghost. Oh, it's a ghost, that's fine. And then they're like, wait, we think it might be a demon. And then it was like, no, not a demon. I'm like, so in this world, everyone just ghosts are totally fine. Ghosts are great.

Tough to parse for you. Yeah. But what I've since learned is a ghost is just a person who died, whereas a demon is otherworldly. Yeah. Mr. Beast. Yeah, we know. We know this stuff. You don't know this stuff?

I learned it from the warans. Tim, I'm going to convert you. I'm going to scare the shit out of you. Wait, I saw something on Instagram that there was a possible Sasquatch found recently in Pennsylvania somewhere. Is this reaching the news to anyone?

Okay, I don't know. Has anybody here had a paranormal thing happened to them that is, uh, that they believe is real? That's going to make everyone just fucking shit their pants. a podcast-worthy, paranormal experience. But does somebody...

But what do you ask for? For them to tell the story? Could you tell it in like a couple... Like three minutes? That's a tough guy. That's a tall ask. Well, you heard my thing about Speechify, right? Yeah.

Does that count? I guess we'll do it on another episode. We'll do the ask the audience bit. Sad. Well, you could do it now if you... Well, have you ever had a... I'm just saying if somebody wants to come up, they've got to know that they're going to be telling a story.

Okay, yeah. That's okay. Yeah, okay. I didn't know if you were trying to dissuade me from inviting... No, no, no, no, no. This person up on stage. Do you want to tell a scary story? You don't have to if you don't want. I do have a scary story.

You have to come up and speak into the mic, though. This is exciting stuff, folks. This is another first. What's your name? Yeah. My name is Jessica. Hey, thank you. Okay.

So my stepdad works at the Glenmore Country Club. It's in Northkin. It used to be a Catholic seminary. So there's all that spooky, you know, churchy vibes. Sure, sure, sure. And they were hosting a fundraiser there. And part of the hosting was a ghost hunt. So we were all in the middle of the night, like 2 a.m.,

walking through this old Catholic cemetery. Specifically looking for ghosts. Looking for ghosts. So you're primed. Yes. and we're like in these little group pods and I'm with my friend and we're in what is now the men's locker room

but I guess used to be part of the dormitories and my friend was behind me and I felt her atopting my shoulder and I turned around and no one was there and so that really freaked me out and I was like someone just touched me but there's no one behind me and then later that night we stayed in the haunted place

because it's also been converted into a hotel so they're all freaked out and then we stay in this haunted place and when I was younger I had sleep paralysis I don't have that anymore but that night I did and I opened my eyes and there was a black figure with red eyes

just sitting there staring at me and I couldn't move Have you seen the documentary room no what's it called the nightmare? Yes so terrifying right and I can't move because I'm frozen and so when I finally snap out of it

I immediately wake up my friend who was in the room with me and then we watched the office for the rest of the night because I couldn't sleep It was a fun ending after all. Thank you very much for telling your story. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. British or American office? I'm American.

Get off my stage. Dang. He's a tough customer. That, Jeff. He wants his ghost stories, but it's got to be that. I prefer. David Brent. That's scary stuff.

I've heard about the sleep paralysis. Do you have that, or do you get that ever, Jeff? No, I've never had. I've had the sensation of a cat walking on your back. Oh, has anyone had that? No, is that a thing that's in the... But it's memorable to me

because I don't like animals. So you feel something walking your back? You're like, I hope it's a little human. Like, I hope that's two very small humans. With long toenails digging into my head. Now, as a resident skeptic, I got to say, dark figure, red eyes, very, very scary. To me, it's

way more scary just to have sleep paralysis and that that was even a part of your life. The idea of waking up and not being able to move, I'm like, Ghost, I don't care, man. I got bigger fish to fry. I can't move. Get your buddies together and get me out of bed. I got a bigger problem, man. I can't move my hand.

Yeah. Oh, I woke up and I don't have morning wood. That would never happen to me. Oh, I get those firm erections. Man, you could set your watch to this guy's morning wood, man. Here's what I do. Diamond quality erection.

20 minutes before I wake up, I pull a little blue chew off the nightstand. Eyes still close, chew it up. And folks, oh yeah. Still got it. That's like one of those door things

that door stop. Or like, I used to put, like, a ruler on the desk in elementary school and you, like, whack that ruler. Folks, Blue Chew is not a sponsor of the pod. He came up with that right off the dome. Blue Chew hit us up, man. We want to, we want to sponsor those little blue guys. Well, they sponsored us at one point. Blue chew, didn't they?

They stopped because we had, we were too firm. Like, you guys are eating all the product. It was weird that. We had to advertise and also sell it, too. Yeah. It seems the sloppy boys listener is just far too hard for our product. Sad. Well, do we get into the drink of the day?

I don't know, Sinci, do we? Jefferson, hit my drink intro track, please. Thank you very much. Jay, go ahead and swipe your car. No, that's my. Demon clip. I don't want to hear that ever again. He didn't hit the other button,

but then the demon clip played. Demon clip. All right. I think I have sleep paralysis. Oh, I'm so fucked. There you go. Cincinnati and the greater Cincinnati region.

A beautiful part of God's country with beautiful rivers, green grass. The Cincinnati Bengals! Hey, real quick, it's Bengals, but you know that band The Bengals? Yeah. That's a whole different word. B-N-B-A-N is a joke. B-A-N-G-L. Remind me to look that up after the show.

Yeah, let's look that up. Angles. working bangles now it's beautiful part of the country here and hard working people good stock they wake up every morning and they all drink

the Cincinnati cocktail everyone from this area is so proud of the Cincinnati cocktail even the birds are getting into it when a popular podcast announces they're going to be drinking the Cincinnati cocktail, everybody in town says,

yes, we know that. We're extremely familiar. But here's the thing. You would be familiar if you lived in the 1880s. Oh! Oh! For because you all live a life of light beer, tastes great, less filling dilly, dilly.

But if you lived in the 1880s, there was no light beer. You just had stanky, strong, hoppy, malty, German brew brewed up by Cincinnati's proud German immigrant population. So much so that David Wunderich claims that this drink was maybe invented elsewhere, and they just even just called it the Cincinnati cocktail, because merely the word Cincinnati connotes German beer back in the 1800s so that it's like, oh, this cocktail has beer and it must be a Cincinnati cocktail

because there's so much beer being drank in this town. But... It's a crow, Jeff. That one crow is doing a lot of work. I wonder what he's doing out there on the street. Oh, and that crow is none other than Brandon Lee. Whoa! Cincinnati Native.

I don't know if that's true, but it's, come on. So what you would do in the 1800s is, let's say it's early in the day. You're not ready for your full stanky brew. You want what would soon become a light beer. What you would do is you get, it was very popular to have mineral water, sparkling water. You know the,

quiet eye. Let's say you're a funny cartoon character. You know, that was your way of making your own, light beer. So you would take your German beer and then you would take your seltzer water and you would make your own 50-50 and drink it during the day so you didn't get way too drunk and when you just finished up work. Now it's best to use a full-bodied beer these days when you make this because we have light beer. So if you use the light beer and water, you're not going to taste shit. But folks, we pulled some strings and we've got

local favorite Rhine Geist. Woo! And this venue has been wonderful. They brought in specifically Rhinegeist dad beer. It's got their more full-bodied beer. It's got some hops going. And ladies and gentlemen, we are going to be drinking your beloved city drink that you're so proud of that there's not even a dry eye in the house.

The Cincinnati Cocker. Wow. What a presentation. I'm, I also understand what was the bourbon barrel aged thing they got up there. Is that also? I think it's a beer, right? Yeah, it's a beer thing. But it sounded heavy and stanky. Okay. So the thing about these Cincinnati cocktails, they're customizable. So what we've done here at the Commonwealth Comedy Club is they've got a whole fleet of beers when we're, We were talking over, we decided that the Ryan guy's dad beer is probably the closest to what you would have tasted in the 1880s. Okay. But it's customizable. You can choose whatever wants. So we got the Sincy Light.

We have all kinds of beers on the menu. Folks, we want you to drink along with us. You can do the Sincy Light. You can do a light beer and cut it with Club Soda if you really want to. If you love Club Soda. If you love bubbles and not much else, you can do that. I was just, when I was getting some food before the show, I saw some guys looking up on the side when some cups were floating.

I said, what happened here, guys? And they're like, oh, we try to have some light beer since he. Spend cocktails, they floated away. Oh, my God. Well, that sounds really good to me. But why don't we all decide for ourselves after the break? Folks, we'll be right back with more sloppy boys after this. Hell yeah.

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Yeah. Do we know what beer this is? Yes, this is Ryan Guy's dad beer. Oh, yeah. The stankier of the line. Now, this all right off the bat, darker than I expected. That's a pleasant surprise.

Dark and stormy. Now, let's see. This beer, I believe, is like, five, six percent alcohol, so it's being cut down to two and a half, three percent alcohol. This could pass at a Mormon bar in Utah. Hey. I thought you were saying, this could pass at a Mormon bar and you know it. You know it.

And you won't admit it the way you're holding a dream. I know it. By the end of the night, you're going to admit it. Okay, okay, okay. Jeff, you know it. Okay. So now, wait a minute, don't we have to add? In the crowd, who's got one?

Who's got one, folks? Let's see him. This was already made for us. All right. Okay, sips. First sips. Okay. Wait a minute.

I'll wait just a minute. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Smooth. Nothing wrong with that. Now, you're sure, you're absolutely sure that people at Voodoo Scientifics didn't get to this. It just tastes like Voodoo Scientifics got to it. It's got no mood.

It's got that, it doesn't have that beer burn that you hate so much. Oh, that burn. Now, you should be able to draw. drink this in a car. Yeah. This is a good car beer. Oh, wait a minute. Damn, imagine if he came out with a beer called car beer.

Sloppy Boys car beer. Don't drink it in your car. Do not operate heavy machinery with car beer. We should make like a big flavorful beer that's like carb heavy. We just call it carb beer. Carb beer. That's good. People would like that.

you know most people are trying to find ways to get more carbs in them how come you can totally drink and boat but not drink a drive I'm not advocating for drunk driving you can't advocate but if the if you get caught driving driving a boat drunk the the fee like the you can't drink in boat oh you can't even just be in a boat oh okay how come drinking and boating is so synonymous then I don't know I don't know I mean, I think that it's the culture, but not to brag about...

And folks, I love the culture. The boating culture? We all know that I am a certified sailor in Marina Del Rey. Two-time Emmy nominee. One-time brought coffee. One-time certified sailor. Tim, you got to get an anchor tattoo. I should.

That way everyone knows. You need to just get an anchor. Yeah. Have it, uh, shriling off the back of my car. No. Um, the, the, you're not allowed to drink and boat, but it, it's funny in my textbook, when I was taking my two day sailing course, like there's, uh, it's a big part of it. I'm telling you not to, you know, like, these are the reason, like, like, they know you're going to be like, yeah, I can drink. And it's like, if you drink, you're impaired in this way. And that, there's a whole alcohol chapter in the textbook explaining to you how your motor skills and your thought processes are, Tim, Tim, they should double it. Two chapters. Two chapters.

Were you just like, I know how all this works. I know how getting drunk means. I'll say this. I'll say this. I'm like car boat keys. When I was in that class, razor sharp, totally sober. Now me, uh, on a pontoon boat up, uh, in the Adirondack Mountains where my parents live, cross-eyed drunk.

Every summer, cross-eyed drunk driving a boat, you, some of the best boat driving you've ever seen. Mm-hmm. In fact, I think it's good. You know, the alcohol loosens you up so you're not so stiff. No, that's not true. That can't be true. You don't want to be all stiff driving that boat. Ooh, I'm nervous.

Nah. Because, Mike, you don't want to be on like the rolling ocean that's just going with the flow and then your eyes are all stiff. Right. You got to sort of compliment the like, hey, I'm going with it. I'm wobbly as well.

I'm as wobbly as the water, sir. That's true. If the water is wobbly and you're wobbly, who's to say? Well, then the counterpoint on that is double wobbly. Which can't be good. No, but even Bruce Lee said, be like water. Oh, wow. I don't know the rest of it, but he definitely said that.

Be like ice water when you hit somebody. But it is funny. Even with a boat, drinking or not drinking, it is very easy to just get a boat. You can just rent a boat, I think, with a driver's license, and you're out on the... It's dangerous. Now, is that true?

It's dangerous stuff. It doesn't take much. They had him in a class for two days and he can captain a boat. And one day was, don't drink when you do this. I mean, this guy, he's crazy behind a wheel.

Wait, I have drunk-driven a boat very nearby here because one time... I'm surprised he's saying this that much. Are there any police in the room? You have to say so, or it's entrapment. What's the statute of limitations

on drunk boat driving when you admit it? But I would say maybe like three years ago, me and my friends. My friends and I. Fuck. Okay, I'm zooming in. Because me and my friends were in Louisville,

or as you guys would say, L'Val. Oh, this is a fun little trick. I like, these guys look at. It's a little, it's an easy one. How do you say, How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky? Louisville, Louisville?

I know, that's the gym. Frankfurt. That's a good one, though, right? Because you give someone three options and they go, oh, it's Lowellville. And you know, you, no, you fucking dickhead. It's Frankfurt? Taylor'sville Lake.

Anybody ever been to Taylor'sville Lake in Kentucky? Back there. Yeah, there you go. Nice. He's like, yeah, I patrol that lake. You're arrested. after the show we're going to be hanging out over at the merch table I'll show you a picture of me drunk driving a pontoon boat

on the Taylor'sville leg having the time of my life I gotta I gotta you can't do that anymore I don't like you in the I gotta take away your boating license you can't be behind the wheel like that fine I'll give it to you this is a Mike you're gonna pull up and say this is a maritime citizen's arrest yeah no now get in the back of my paddy wagon

okay I'm gonna buy a paddy wagon just so I can pick you up I'm in the slimmer now I've to me this tastes like beer it does it does because it's so thick and rich and dark

that to water it down brings it brings it to a human level yeah and it's funny though because I'm learning that I like the taste of beer you think you drink beer just to get the buzz but it's a good taste like I would drink this instead of for example

Baja blast sure and also we're not guys who are like hop fetishists the way that a lot of you are I see a lot of guys with beards out there and I know that they just want as many hops as they can fucking get

in a goddamn beer as many it's a numbers thing yep oh 54 hops were killed for this beer I was staring at this table and they were all shaking their heads no that's not me but brewer types brewery fanatics

there's this pissing contest that's gone on where it's just like we pack in like four times the hops and it makes me hurt like the glands and my neck hurt i don't i don't like that is an ipa considered a hoppy yeah yeah ipa is like like uh yeah just he's only five years into a boost podcast hosting of podcast yeah please bear with my co-hosts well we i was just clarifying because you know i call certain things uh certain tastes ashy so i just want to make sure what i'm thinking of is what you there's your iPAs your ex-y IPAs, and it's just become this sort of, like, I think the common, the usual drinker doesn't, doesn't want all that, but it becomes this pissing contest between brewers.

I like, you know what I like is the two-hearted ale. That's an IPA, I think. Okay. What do we think of that, folks? Is that an IPA? Okay. It's got a good can. It's got a very good can. What is it, too-hearted? Two-hearted? Two-hearted. Two-hearted? Two-hearted. Two-hearted? Two-hearted. Yeah. See, it's a nice-looking can with kind of a nice-old. It's kind of a nice-old. neon orange going around it. It's like those boots I got downstairs. Jeff,

this is, we shouldn't even be talking about my boots downstairs. Here's an issue of argument happening that hops related in my family right now. My mom bought this little pillow.

And that's where my family's like right in the middle of a big barley argument. My text is. And for Jeff Rice. My mom bought this little pillow at a gift shop up in the Adirondacks

and it's filled with hops. So it's but, you know, smells kind of piney. And my mom, she's, she, uh, no surprise, mom, mom's mom's love coziness. Yeah. Cozy stuff. They take after their, well, this son anyway.

I love, you like cozeness? I live for coziness. Yeah, you don't, you don't think he likes to be cozy? When does he wake up every day, Tim? Late. As late as fucking possible. It's because you're savoring the coziness. And what happens when I get into my bed?

You go crazy. giggling kicking his feet in the cold sheets i spin i go whee now spin over over again face down with him i do a lot of this i get it in the sheet i do a lot of this my shoulders are going i'm going he he sort of has like a crocodileian death roll that happens in there we have to untangle him from his sheets you guys are trying to get me out like no get leave me in here leave me be meanwhile me and jeff getting our beds nice this'll do This will do. I'll put my feet down there.

Wish it was a little firmer. We just had this conversation at the Airbnb. Tim is a big soft bed guy. I like a firm. I'm realizing this about myself. I like it. Firm. Damn.

Are you a back sleeper? Firm's good for back sleeping. No. When I sleep on my backs, every once in a while I get that, that scare. Does anybody get that? You lay in your back and you're like, this will be fine for a while. And then you go,

Buh. You have that, like, Neo-waking up in the Matrix, like, fuck. Because it's like, because you feel like you're in a car and then somebody jams on the brakes and your body jerks forward. I've had that happen before,

but I've always been, like, you know, in the middle of sleep and then just gone right back to sleep so I haven't, like, the next day, been like, oh, yeah, why'd that happen? But you're reminding me. That's happening to me. It sucks.

Side sleeper. But I would love to be a, chest sleeper, belly sleeper, with the head turned to the side. Used to be able to do it. It feels so sinfully good for the first 15 minutes. And then it locks up and it fucking hurts. It's so weird that any position like... And I have to get up and I go, oh, oh, and I feel like I'm rotating a sarcophagus

so that I can get back into like a normal sleeping position. What a dumb thing about being a human though? Whatever position you choose, you lay down in the bed and say, oh, that's nice. Three minutes later, this won't. do. This won't do at all. I've got to roll over. There are pictures of me in a crib sleeping like I guess, what is it, who sleeps

with their head in the sand in ostrich? Ostrich, yeah. So it's like, truly like, head down, butt up, sleeping like this. Damn. I could sleep in any position. Now I'm 40. I can't do it. I only got too available to me.

Early yoga adapter is what I was trying to get out. Downward dog. Downward dork. Right between the eyes. Yep, yep, yep, yep. I've never done yoga. You guys do yoga?

Twice. Constantly. I feel like I should be doing it. Anyone do yoga in here? Is it worth it? We all should be doing it. Like, do you feel better? All right.

Keeps you limber. Now, I think I would like hot yoga. Do you do hot yoga? That sounds like, that sounds nice. I like steam rooms and saunas and stuff, so maybe I would like hot yoga. I'd like to see you do that. I'd like to see you try, man.

You come along as a spectator, you watch? I'd know, I'd like to just be. You bring a folding chair? I'd like to be, you know, months or years from now, even I'm walking down the street past a yoga place. Well, good for him. He did it. Well, it's funny you say that it makes you limber

because I was just thinking the other day, I was like, for being a middle-aged guy, I was like, I feel great. Like, I don't feel any older. I feel as good as I ever felt. Then I realized I never really felt good. But I was, but the main thing is I don't put it to the test. Like, I wake up, I talk all day, I go to bed.

It doesn't matter if I'm not limber. I cough all day. Like maybe if my jaw was creaking, I'd be like, I got to do yoga, bad. But, like, at no point am I ever, like, ooh. Like, I have, I mean, my back is bad. There's problems. I have a slipped disc and stuff, but it just doesn't matter.

You just ignore it, you know? Well, now, wait a minute. Lay around all day. The biggest exercise again is going for a walk and listening to Mr. Beast. If the demons don't find out. Ooh, demon hunters. Ooh, he got to get 100s. I'm going to get you guys into demons and UFOs and shit like that.

I don't want to be. I know, but I'm going to make you do it. I'm scared of them, so I don't want to see this. I'm going to make you do it. But I don't want to be into that. How would you change the drink? I mean, like... It feels like you're not allowed because I don't feel permitted.

Usually we change the ratios and stuff. I'm like, I could go less soda, more beer. Yeah, no shit. What was the ratio I missed? 50, 50. Oh, you would like more taste and more buzz? Yeah. Well, but I'm curious, though, because I didn't have this beer on its own to taste like...

It'd be nice to get maybe a full strength of one of these beers. Beer on its own. And so now with the Sloppy Boys podcast, we're going to try beer. All right, folks, we're going to take a little break. And when we come back, beer. Slopi boys, sloppy, bo, sloppy, bo, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, boy, sloppy, bo, sloppy, bo sloppy, bo sloppy, sloppy, bo sloppy, sloppy, sloppy. We have a big, boy, stop,

we have on the beer. Let me make this perfect thing. Fuck and live. And we're back. What's up? Oh, do we get some full-strength beers on things? So what we have here is some Cincinnati

cocktails that are really dry. Yeah. A dry Cincinnati cocktail, Babba. They're the same color. I thought, I thought, damn, I thought that. Have we been drinking beer the whole time by accident? It's, it's barely darker, barely darker.

Cheers. Cheers. A double beard Cincinnati cocktail. Whoa. That's about right. This is like having. two Cincinnati cocktails at once. I'm gonna get fucked off.

Is this allowed? Is this like Cincinnati Cocktail Square? Okay, dude. Now I gotta say. I do like this. Say it, man. You do like the beer? Yeah, the beer is good, I agree.

I just saw a Rheingeist shirt there right in the front row. Hell yeah. Oh shit, look at that. The Geist. I didn't realize this was such a German area. Does Geist mean ghost? Yes. What do you think of that?

What do you think of that, Tim? Mr. Beast. Folks listening at home? He's white as a sheet. Geist means ghost? I know. I know it's not English. I mean, I'm pretty much there, I think.

It's the ghost of the Rhine River. Wow. When did this brewery start? It's that simple. Now that I believe in ghosts and specters, everyone you must pay heat to the ghost's wishes

no what do you mean by that I think he's real a ghost you think he's real the river ghost is real all right I don't see I don't disbelieve in ghosts

so another way of saying that Mike is I believe in ghosts no because I'm not like I don't go out and like anytime someone tells me a ghost story I'm not like yes I believe Mike I like that

because I I, too, am a man of science, but I leave a little room for the unexplained. No, I never said I was a man of a science. I don't have the brain pan for that. I employ the scientific method. Here's my job at the science desk of booze news is to take the news and bring it here. I don't look it up. I thought so I was talking to us, never mind.

You froze like a rigormortist style. I froze as if I saw the river ghost. I thought you had sleep paralysis for one minute That sleep paralysis stuff is scary I've had something like that It doesn't happen often but it's happened before to me Scary stuff Where you feel like your brain is active

But you like can't move your body Yeah and then I was like wait a minute I control this whole operation Get the fuck out of here Kicked off the sheets Which is willpower Yeah yeah You're like I want to jerk off

Hey I'm like I make the decision when I jerk off. Not the ghosts. The power of horniness compels me. Tim, have you had Skyline? Tim? I love Skyline chili. Let's hear it for Skyline.

I guess we can open this up to a Q&A. Yeah. What the fuck is going on there? I want to say a big Christos Anesti to all the Greeks in the crowd When you taste a sauce that has a little bit of touch of cinnamon in it You know there's a Greek in the kitchen I got I got yelled at at a Greek restaurant last night We went out to a Greek restaurant and I got the Italian sub

I saw it Mike but I didn't want to say anything And then the waitress was like Italian sub at a Greek restaurant was like yeah She was like I'm just kidding I was like no you weren't kidding She was being a spunky waitress And then she brought me the the sub whole, I said,

can you cut, can somebody cut this please? No, there's a steak knife in your cutlery. I said, well, I don't want to cut it. I'm going to make a mess. And I did, it was fine. I don't know what, but. I remember this. I was, I was, I was not happy. You could tell I wasn't happy. You didn't, you didn't trust yourself to

cut a sandwich. I just didn't know, I didn't even know what I was dealing with first. And I was just like, you already, you, you, you already fucked me old bat. But here, you already shived me with that fucking, Italian sub in the Greek restaurant bit. Jeff got to fuck you over too, because you were like, can you take this

this hoagie back and get it sliced? Then she was like, there's a steak knife in your rolled up in your napkin. And you're like, yeah, I know. And then Jeff goes, oh, here. And Jeff takes his steak knife out of his napkin hands at the bike. So now Mike would really seem like a dainty princess. I thought Jeff was hanging.

You'd be like, here, Mike, take this waitress out. I said, whoa, Jeff. I can't do that. I thought I don't have the... Okay, speaking to Greek, so have you guys had Skyline Chili? It's the chili, beanless chili on top of spaghetti with cheese. I have. It's very good.

Whoa, whoa, beanless chili. Beanless, much like, remember the sauce at Dallas Hot Weeners in Kingston? Oh, the beanless sauce? I didn't have that. No, no, no, no, no. The sauce at Dallas Hot Weeners in Kingston was made from yesterday's hot dogs. That's very true. Now, back me up on this one, though.

The thing about Skyline Chili, there's a lot of locations, but if you go to the original one, you kind of get the whole kind of experience. You're like, oh, yeah, this is... And it's cheddar cheese on top, right? Too much cheddar cheese. Too much cheddar cheese. That's how you're going to be honest. Let's be honest.

Oh, getting big boost from the crowd. You turn on us now? I'm like shunned by society here. Well, it's kind of funny where you're like, there's so much cheese that like the bottom layer gets melty, the top layer is still cold. So I guess if you want a full-mouth feel of a dynamic cheese experience, sure.

but I don't Give me that Melty cheese Jeffat Cheese in solid liquid form and soon gas form I'm sure

nasty folks If you're out there eating Skyline chili and farting afterwards That's nasty That's disgusting We really got to remember the idea about

Drano being a DGES thief And if we make a sloppy boys DGES thief It's Drano and it cleans it We should sell it in like a Drano-looking, it's got that cap where you have to push it down and turn it. Those are so easy, by the way.

Yeah. They don't want kids, you know, kids to get into the Thailand. Easy. I got to say, it's a dangerous lifestyle that I live where, ever since I learned that Fernette Bronca, like, helps you digest. When I eat, if I eat a meal that's too big. Suddenly you need it to digest. Well, it becomes the part of your life.

Like, if you're like, oh, I'm full, oh, I'll have some friend. I'm okay. Now you know you have Furnette at home. You're eating an extra at dinner. I'm full, but I'm going to keep going. And sometimes you get a shot of Furnan. Oh, no. If I keep eating steak, I'll have to have some Furnette later.

Exactly. I had a little era of, I had a lot of Bloody Mary accoutrement in my home. So then it would be Saturday night. I'm out at a bar. I'm ready to go home, but I'm like, if I get all fucked up, I've got to make myself a bloody Mary in the morning. And it's a kind of a, it's a, you know, medicinal.

I might as well have some celery and okra and olives on hand. And a slider I could put on the skewer on top. I need to have more conversations with your primary position because this is, you're eating 36 steaks a year. Well, I already don't like. You're doing whatever with the drinks. And now driving drunk in the boat, I'm going to watch out for you. I need you to spend a,

month with me. You're a high-risk employee here at the Sloppy Boys LLC. Any insurance salesman would have steered clear at your home. I mean, there's a personality hire, and then there's your whole thing. That would be great if you hear these things about, like, oh, like, Kiefer

Sutherland is a great actor, but he's uninsurable, so he's never in movies and stuff. That's me and the Sloppy Boys LLC. You guys have big plans for me, but you're like, well, we can't get rid of him. What else is he going to do? That's the thing about that he, like he's uninsurable

quote of movies? There's a whole thing with insurance on movies I didn't know and like if someone is like that was just the first name that came to mind but like any addict in recovery it's really hard to get back into being a movie star because the studios are like no like sorry

Robert Downey Jr. You're in jail for 10 years. It could just be risk taking behavior too like if you're Tom Cruise and it's like we're doing Mission of Possible 9 and he wants to hang himself by his little nuts. Oh yeah, that should be fine. That should be fine.

We're not going to insure him. And they're like, Tom's been taking nut hanging classes for like nine months. Okay, but is it certified class? It's tough to get your nut hanging certification. I don't know if people know that. Ethan Hunt is

hung by the nuts. Come on out, folks. Mission Impossible Nine. Hung by the nut. Ghost What do you guys think about the Cincinnati cocktail? Oh, you want to, you want to get final thoughts? Well, I want to weigh in about the drink of the day. Tim, why don't you kick us off?

As you know, folks, every drink needs to stand up to our harsh adjudication. For me? If it doesn't pass, we'd never speak of it yet. I'm shocked. I thought that this was going to be a novelty. I thought we were coming to town to say, ew! but you know what for me it's an order again okay with the caveat that it's in appointment only

okay and this is here's the appointment it's that someone has gifted me some stanky beer I don't really like and then and so I've got in my fridge I'm like oh thank you for the oh 90 minute hazy 60 minute oh the 30 minute hazy dogfish head. Thank you for the magic hat, delirium one minute hoppy hops.

Give me the fucking voodoo ranger three month blowout. Thank you. Voodoo ranger has cool art. I will give them. I like the skull guy. And I think that the voodoo ranger is the proto ape.

What do you mean? Grape ape. No, the ape. You all know. The crypto ape. Folks, if you got your Camry, this is a good pig guy's gone. The NFT? I think the board ape is derived from the Voodoo Ranger skull guy.

Oh, board ape? You think that? That's what I think. Damn, you said that like you're going to get a standing ovation? They could give a fuck. What the fuck? Jeff, you're in Cincinnati. They don't care about that, babe.

Who else got swangled by the NFT craze? Who got that? Has a fucking broom closet full of those. who got that NFT? I am so deep, man. Who's got the NFT blues, man? Who wants to buy a board ape NFT? I got every kind of them. Who's who's just so pissed off that I said that Skyline Chili has too much cheese on top? Who never heard another word

all night after I spoke that sacrilegious sentence? I saw that their pupils turned who? Like why? They turned into great white sharks. Who in this room is still feeling bad about making fun of the Kentucky accent at the beginning. I am. I should have learned my lesson. Everyone's great.

But Mike, Mike, Mike, how do you feel about the drink? Transition, win them over. Win him over. Well, now the appointment for me for this drink would be a podcast episode. This is a not order again for me, and I'll tell you why. It's just not necessary. It's completely unnecessary, I think. Now, what if somebody gifted you some one?

minute double hazy I guess you like IPS so you're not in the same situation I didn't even know what it was but I do actually let me ask you real quick this is not over again for me because I think just having a regular beer is better what that's I'm glad we had it it's fun to it's fun to get out there and see what's happening it's also a very funny thing like for you guys watching it's like you come to this show and you're like what are we drinking and is the drink of the day is half a beer and you're paying money for half of the thing that you want to get.

Oh, if you drank one of these, you can buy half a merch. Yeah. Half a poster. Wait, hold on. I want to go back to the hazy IPA stuff with a 30-minute, 60-minute. Is that? What is that? Is that like a time you, like, pour it and keep it out?

Is that something? It's the amount of time it takes to be brewed. Are you for real? No, but somebody in the room knows. I don't know. We're not a beer podcast. So many people have tried to get us to be beer bros, and we're just not fat. It ain't going to happen, but I'm sure somebody in this church knows

that when it's like, oh, it's a 90-minute session thing. Who knows? Somebody's got to know. What's the story with it? So they continuously hop the beer in the second fermentation round with hops ported for that amount of time. Okay, they continuously hop the beer during the second round. round of fermentation we're adding more hops as they go oh okay is the amount of time but but they're constantly adding it or what oh shit okay they're constantly adding it but like I said

hop fetishists we have we have no use for them in normal society folks we don't need all that can I transition into my final thoughts please please this was a great night And I like spending it with my boys. Well, that's true. That's true. The fact that we had this with a strong, flavorful beer, that's like best foot forward. Right. Anything other than the hardest of the Ryan Geist.

And I'm sipping it. Yeah. I keep reaching for it. But I also keep reaching for that full-strength beer. Yeah. So here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to add them together. Okay.

And I think the golden ratio, what is actually a good drink, that everyone in the world could enjoy, one-quarter club soda. Wow. Well, not try it first. You got to try it. No, I don't need to try it. That was a perfect poor there.

That really worked out. Look at him. He's so happy sipping that. Oh, no, that. I'm going to write a blog about that. He's going to write a Jefferson Dutton. You, he posts every day. Are you reading Jeff's blog, the foamy mustache?

He's talking about a lot of very interesting stuff. By the way, folks, I've been on the road for about two weeks. I'm trying to catch up to these guys mustache-wise. I think you can do it. That's why I haven't shaved. Jeff, you have good growth, but your mustache, your top lip hair is one. I am a grower.

We've established canonically. Oh, you're a grower. But your darker hairs, you're the opposite of me. My mustache is dark. The rest of my beard is white as a ghost. You have dark chin hairs, but then on top of your lip is most blind indeed. Well, also in my cheeks, I got that silver. silver shriek.

Yeah. But I feel like your mustache is, it is there. You have good growth, bad coloring. We've got, we've got some good

mustaches in the room here. There's a nice one. I saw, that's a good mustache. A lot of good facial here in the audience. A lot of good facial here. But folks, enough about all that.

Yes. Yeah. Enough about the Cincinnati cocktail. Yeah. We're putting that one to bed. That we spent so much time talking about and now I'm going to and now I'm going to take the audience

mic and use it to look at my phone that's fine with me because it's time for the watered down quiz whoa no no no yes that's right

folks it's time for the watered down quiz between me and my co-host I'm going to name something and you guys are going to tell me what it's the watered down version of. Ooh, that's fun. What it's the watered down version of.

Okay. Does that make sense? Can I just, can I make a little thing before? Folks, don't shout it out. That's fucked us before. That's fucked us at the quizzes live before. It's just fucked us. We've been so fucked on these quizzes.

Because these quizzes, I mean, we have a light sense of you know, they mean a lot to us. So, so I'm going to say something. I'm going to say a proper. noun. Oh shit. A proper noun. Oh shit. And it's going to be the subsequent version, the lesser version. I like this. The Timu version. Yeah. This is interesting, Jeff. Mike, we're really going to have to think. Okay. You get it? That's good, because I haven't

really used my brain, really. No, it is. It is using your brain. No, but heaven. So it's good to get my brain going again. I'm trying to get a job over voodoo science. Okay, yeah, yeah. This is good. This is also like a rapid fire type thing. Okay. Can I stay seated? Can I stay seated? Yeah, you better stay seated, actually. Okay, question number one. So, for example, just so everybody gets it,

even the lowest IQ, laziest Jeb Bush in the room. Damn. For example, I say Jesse Plemons, you say... Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Oh, he's the wateredown version of... Yeah, this is good.

This is a good quiz. This is an interesting... I pray I win. I hope I am the winner. Jesse has proved himself. He's not, you know, he just came after Matt Damon in that example more so than anything.

He's not like he sucks and Matt Damon rules. Matt Damon rules. He's cool. But there are something like that. Okay, here we go. Question number one. What am, what am I thinking about it is also part of the fun? Yeah, that's also part of the fun. It's a

dive into the mind of the doctor. in my twisted little mind. Number one, Greta Van Fleet. Let's up. Oh, Michael. That's Michael. And that wasn't,

you didn't have the advantage of the Los Felice closest this time to me. And you're still even closer to Joe now, but I was able to, yeah, we'll get right over you. Number two, number two here on the pod,

here on the quiz, George went. Ooh. Interesting. George went. The watered down version of Chris Farley? John Belushi. Candy.

No. Mm. Candy is dendie. Candy not so dandy, they say on that one. I should take any of those. Those are really good, but I'm looking for John Goodman. Oh. No, I like that there's a correct answer.

I get what you mean. I get that. Even though Cheers was on before. For Roseanne. No, no, no. But it's the same type. If you can't get John Goodman, you get George Wend. George Wend.

Uncle of Senecas. Number three here on the pod. That's real. That's a real fact. All right, I've been told. You can't, can you see? No. Lady Gaga.

Madonna. Michael Madonna. Whoa. Watch that figure, Tim. You almost took my eye out. Number four. But I don't move a ball. Enough fucking around.

National treasure. The franchise. Eddie Jones. The mummy. Inida Jones. Michael. The mummy. I would also take the mummy. Tim, you get a half point. Yes. Tim's on the board.

I don't like you watching the mummy. Now that you're into demons. I get a phone call for the morning. Oh, Mike. nobody's wrapped up and coming down the street right that's crazy number five

Michael Scott George David Brent Timmy's on the board you know what was happening to me there my brain was going what's the real name what's the character's name but is Michael Scott the real name oh that was good

whereas for me I just got it right yeah damn damn, damn. Mike, but I think because I was doing so well, the audience wants to know, why did you fail on us that time, Mike?

No, Tim's right though, Mike. Don't get swept up in all that. Just answer correctly. Damn. Number six, Christian Slater in Hethers.

Jack Nicholson. Jack Nicholson. Nicholson. Very good. The golfer. Jamiriqui. of muggle jackson the dancing not what i'm looking for deaf funk no what's funky who here likes jimmy we did a whole episode about jrmyriquine you guys were like this guy is just

blank no oh what did we say by like george clinton bootsy collins i was looking for stevie wonder My bad. Steve. No, that one I don't get. Look, you don't have to get them all. I know some of them I get, some of I don't get. Jar Jar Binks. Yoda.

Jar Jar Binks was supposed to be the new. Chewy. Chewy. Michael Chewbacca, correct. This is amazing. I love that it's what Jeff thinks. is the law. We're in Duttonland here.

You gotta get in that brain. We're not getting that. Some of them I have multiple. I'll take multiple. I can just, I feel like you've spent many nights your life laying in bed being like,

they thought Jaja was going to be the new Chooie. But Chewy's better than Jarja. I get calls. I do get calls from Jeff at 4 in the morning sometimes. Jar Jar Jar, they should have just like made him furry, right? Yes, Jeff.

Yes, Joe. She's tall, but that's not enough. And what's with those ears? All right, Jim, I'll talk to you tomorrow. Next question. Wolf mother. Wolf mother. Led Zeppelin again.

I will take, I will take Led Zeppelin again. You just talked about this. I was hoping, I was hoping for Black Sabbath or Ozzie. I will take, I will take Led Zepa. All right, all right. Tim's on the board. But we just talked about that the other day. Now, Wolf Mother was the one.

No, I was telling you that I like Wolf Parade. Wolf Parade. We went to a wolf parade concert. in L.A. once and I didn't particularly like the concert. But he went backstage and met the band. I went during the show. I just walked backstage and then when the show was over, they came

to the green room that I was in and they didn't know who I was and I was like, oh yeah, tough show guys. Because they seem pretty down and it was in L.A. I mean, you're like oh, these L.A. audience is mad. I was like, what did you think of the show? And they're like, I don't know. I was like, yeah, L.A. audience can be terrible.

And they gave me a cigarette and I left. Question number Senor Spilbergo. So you need a Spielberg. Steven Spielberg? That one's weird. That's a Simpsons character. He's weird guy.

He's weird guy. Yeah. But he is not as good as Steven Spielberg. He would agree. He's watered down, yeah. Man, Tim's getting really aggressive. He's like leaning in and like staring me in the fucking house. I want to hear the questions before they get over to that.

He's trying to block him. Okay. I'll tell you, I'll give you a little more heads up on this. This one is a song. Okay. are you going to be my girl by jet lust for life by Iggy Pop Lust for Life by Iggy Pop

Exactly fucking right Stooges, the Stooges Lest for Life Wow, that was a good one Jeff And Tim, good job Tim you actually got three points for that one Because it was so weird I knew it, I knew it

I could feel that was a triple. How the heck does that work? Yeah, yeah. Do you guys know about this? Mike, you have six points. Tim has five and a half. That's pretty good here on the fucking half you're on the show yeah how much is the last point worth what are we at the last point

we got a ways to go my man fuck a ways to go okay next question percy jackson franchise percy jackson the last airbender he's talking about no ready player one no percy jackson You know that popular film franchise, Percy Jackson and the Olympians? I thought he was the last airbender. Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief. Hunger Games. Twilight or Harry Potter. I was really looking for Harry Potter.

Mike, you got it. But Percy Jackson wasn't the, okay, last airbender. Percy Jackson. I thought I knew everything about the last airbender, but I know. He's not the airbender. He's a different guy. He does different tricks. Harry Pasa tricks.

Next question. Benson Boone. Freddie Mercury. Timmy. I love Benson Boone. I saw a, you know those Halloween costumes and they can't say, like they don't say Donald Trump, he'll say billionaire president or whatever. I saw one that was Benson Boone's jumpsuit and it said backflipping pop star.

Last year's back-flipping boxer. We used to have a gray wig for birthday boys stuff, and it was, we bought it. It was called TV host. It was like a Jay Leno, like a white stripe and gray hair. The TV host. Next question. Thank you.

Kiefer Sutherland. Donald Sutherland. Damn. God damn. You both nailed it. You both knew. Wait, but do I get a half point? Because I saw Donald Sutherland at a movie.

theater in Vermont in 1993 when I saw Jurassic Park that's I'd give him that Jeff that's pretty good I actually will give you I don't know anything like that thank you folks thank you thank you you do both get a point for that it's funny that you both instantly knew

that Kiefer Sutherland was an inferior replica of Donald Sutherland star of invasion of the body snatchers and a couple other yeah I'm and also very funny that I talked about whether or not

Kiefer is insurable. Who would have thought the Sutherland family? Did you just come up with that one, Jeff? It's funny. David Brent and Kiefer Sutherland came up tonight. They're in the zeitgeist. They're in the Rheingeist. Wee-hoo.

Only five more questions to go here on the quiz. Rapid fire. We got to go. Megan trainer. Megan trainer is a new shitty blank. Amy Winehouse. Amy Winehouse, Tim, yes, yes. Doing Target Retro-Bop for wine moms. Okay.

Angry, he's an angry young man, isn't he? Him? Jeff. Yeah. Hardys. Carl's. Junior. That was a two-hander.

Folks, we stopped at a Hardee's. You'll give that to me, right? We were looking for like, we got to eat. We got to eat. We stopped at a Hardee's. We're like, it's basically a Carl's Jr. Hardee's fucking sucks. Barrett of Carl's Jr. I had the ham

and cheese, which shame on me for getting that, but... But on the sign that ham was piled high. It was piled high. I opened up it and there was two pieces of ham curled on each other. So I took him out and ate him and threw the bun away. Go ahead, Jeff. Next up. Your quiz. Paul

Walter Houser. Paul... Ethan Supley. Chris Farley. No. Ethan Suple. Mike Mitchell. Timmy. Oh, shit. I was going to say that. I was going to say that. Paul Walter Houser. is the inferior

Mike Mitchell. Agreed. Agreed. The penultimate question, the martini. Shit. Second to last. I would accept multiple

answers. Avatar. Dances with wolves. Yes. Star Wars. No. Hmm. Oh, alien.

No. Matrix. One battle after another is a little bit like Star Wars. Matrix. Yeah, Matrix, Jeff. It's the smell. It's the smell.

Stop doing that. Stop. These guys are leaning back and flashing me their taints. No, we're not. We're in slow motion. We want points for it. Well, we love geek shit. We're going to come to Comic-Con.

Ooh, I'm going to dress up at Comic-Cad. Tim, I'm giving you a point for dances with will. For dances with will. Thank you. Second show. Anyone coming to the. second show? It might be a little woply.

It's going to be a little woply. I would have also accepted, I would have also accepted Pocahontas, Fern Gully or Princess Mononokey. Okay. Okay. I can see that. And the final question. Oh, man, this is so close. Oh, we'll have to do the calculation later.

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