The Sloppy Boys - 278. Slippery Nipple

Episode Date: February 13, 2026

V-day weekend is here and the guys are celebrating with a bawdy party shot from the '80s.SLIPPERY NIPPLE RECIPE: .5oz/15ml SAMBUCA.5oz/15ml BAILEY'S IRISH CREAM.25oz/7ml (optional) GRENADINEIf using, add optional grenadine into a shot glass. Layer the sambuca on top by slowly pouring over the back of a spoon. Layer the Bailey's on top using the same spoon method.Recipe via Liquor.comWANT MORE SLOP? Check out:PatreonSHOP the webstore at:The Sloppy Boys WebsiteLISTEN to The Sloppy Boys hit songs on:Apple MusicSpotifyYoutubeTOUR DATES, SOCIALS and more at:LinktreeT H E   S L O P P Y   B O Y S   L L CExpand Ascend Conquer Retain Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In my line of work, I gotta go out and see great bands that I like. That's why I'm going to see the Sloppy Boys Spring Tour. Los Angeles, Zebulon, March 20th. Phoenix Valley Bar, March 21st. Salt Lake City, Corridors, March 23rd. Denver, Marquis, March 25th. Dallas, Texas T-Room, March 27th. Houston, White Oak Music Hall upstairs, March 28th.

You gotta see it if you. you want to be there. And you know who's going to be there as well? Mike, Jeff and Tim. Hey, folks. Welcome to the sloppy boys where we take a deep dive into the drinks that you love. I'm Jeff Dutton along with Mike Hanford. Hello. And Tim Calpacus. What he's up? Oh, and where your hosts all horned up for the big weekend. Oh, yes. The big day, Valentine's Day. Have you guys picked out your Valentine's? you mean the the cards or the person I'll be sending it to the cards

yes I'm doing dark wing duck I did duck tails remember in school you you had to give one to everyone in the class so that nobody felt left out yeah it was those were funny when it was like okay I'm just getting a card of like a Batman thing

or like yeah tiny tunes and then somebody would bring one that had like candy in it And you're like, whoa, this is so few rich. Oh, Russell Stover. What did you as fucking kid? What a weird thing, though, if you're giving out, it's like we have a lot of holidays like, you know, like Christmas or Easter where you're like,

we've gotten far from what this was all about. But Valentine's Day, kids are standing up walking around and giving each other darkwing duck cards. It has nothing to do with. That says two Mike or. to, you know, Jeff from Mike. Like, that's it.

Yeah. Okay. But Timit introduces them to love. Hetero love. I wonder what, you know, like, heteronormative capitalism. Mike, take it away. Well, that's such a, I wonder what the,

the, I don't know, I guess, in public school, or schools, I guess, when, what am I trying to say? These days, people have trouble with pronouns at school.

So, what I'm trying to get around to is I haven't heard any like controversy about like, oh, this school is not doing Valentine's Day because it's heteronormative or it's not having a her normative. I mean, I don't think it's heteronormative because we gave them boys gave boys Valentine's Darkwing Duck Valentine's. I preferred to give the boys Valentine's. They would appreciate the turtles. Right. Yeah. These turtles are lost on the women. And I don't like strawberry shortcake as much as I like G.I. Joe or. Dude, I do remember.

I had Ninja Turtles, Valentine's, of course. And in the class, I gave a girl one that said, you're a cool dude on it. But because it was a girl, I hand wrote E TTE at the end of the dude. Oh. That's kind. Right, right, right, right. Which is what they would say, the Ninja Turtles.

Yeah, I was more doing it to upholds. old canon. This is what Donatella would say. If you're like, dude or Reno, she'd be like, no, this is not. This is not as crazy. This is bullshit. Now, Jeff, you know there's a lot of guys that like were into Star Wars and then as adults are like, oh, I got my girlfriend to dress up a slave layer or something like that. Do you all, have you always had your lovers wear a yellow jumpsuit like April O'Neill? Have I always? Yeah. Have you ever, here's what I ask is, have you ever kissed anyone who wasn't wearing a yellow joked suit.

Well, whenever we get serious, I'm like, get in the suit. Get in the jumpsuit. It's always the one. Get in the suit. It's an old like you got it back for your ex girlfriend. It's the same suit.

You bring it out of first date and you just got it back for your ex. Yeah, you'll fit the suit nicely. I only date the same sized women. That's my other weird thing. And even though girls hate this, they do it.

People think, my weird thing is the suit, but it's the height thing, too. Well, that's funny, though, but Michael, because I bet that people actually don't have a wide array of heights when they look at their body count. When I look back at my body count, the heights are right on the right in line. I feel like if I were to sit down, and I've been meaning to do this, take a few days off of work and just maybe go through all Jeff's ex-lovers and get their heights out.

You're pulling out the micro-fecheche. doing all the research. There would always be a report on who in the news of who Jeff went out was. So that's so we have to go to the micro-teach. Jeff, on new date. The LA Times would put it like buried away in the end would be a little article. Jeff goes on a new date. No, but I'm saying I'm sure that there may be one very short person snuck in there

and one very tall person snuck in there. But I bet that you would see a cluster around a certain height. Yeah, you'd have to. Tim, I, in my body. count. I've got women who played in the WMBA all the way down to women who were jockeys in the... But they are all athletes.

So that's my... Yeah, that's my one thing. I always go out with pro athletes. I think you'll find that men aren't as discerning about the height thing as the women, Timothy. Well, have you ever dated someone who's taller than you? Not taller than me, but I'm quite tall, Tim.

You must understand. You are quite tall, but I think that that's a big thing. And I think the short king's shortest guy in the band, but, you know, tall for a person. But women will be like six feet above or keep walking, not won't date a short king, even a five, ten king. But I think I know a lot of guys too who don't want to be shorter than the lady because it's like a, uh, it feels emasculating.

Right. Yeah. I would, I would think I'd see more of that than the lady saying, I don't know. Hmm. It's hard because for guys, you're like, if she's, uh, taller than me, it's emasculating, but if she's a lot taller me, then I'm eye to eye with the tattas. Oh, you're right. Yes.

Right. Oh, shit. It's the Valentine's episode, so I'm trying to be romantic. Right, right, right, right. When you see somebody, like, a very tall person with a much shorter person, you do think, like, it's just got to be difficult for them to, like, kiss each other. Like, if it, like, the taller person has to, like, lean way down. And eventually, I wonder if in the relationship that suffers because it's like, God,

I got to lean down there. my neck started with my neck. I'm associating a hurt neck with my lover. I've got a friend who she was recently dating a short king, and it was kind of going well, but she said the height was an issue where, like, they were at a concert together, and he did the thing where he stood behind her

and, like, put his arms, like, around her waist, and then she was standing there being like, how can he see this show? She didn't, like, enjoy the concert. Through the armpit, Tim. He doesn't care to see the show. He's having a great time with you. That's all he needed.

He's staring at your back. Yeah, that's... Folks, this Valentine's Day... The physicality of being physical. Yes, go ahead, Jeff. I'm just saying, folks, this Valentine's Day, clear the deck as far as your height restrictions. Lift all restrictions on height.

Go out of your comfort zone. And if you have a husband or a wife or a longtime partner, It's finally time to set aside the height restriction and make love to them. Oh, have you seen the same height party? Have you heard of this? I remember Malaney. They did a thing where they got a whole bunch of people that were the same height, but not like a house party.

No, no, Malaney they did from the shortest to tallest, I think. Oh, the same height party is where you wear shoes that lifts that make it so everyone is the same height. Yes. I have not heard of this. So it looks like German art. artist Hans Hemert through the same height party in 1997 where like you show up and if you're really short, they give you really tall platforms. And I don't know what the, I'm seeing a picture of a really tall dude with like tiny little shoes like like he got an inch and then like a woman with like

a foot and a half tall shoes. The tall people have to walk around the trenches on the outside of it. It's funny to see a party where everybody's at the same eye level. That's cool. That is, that's a good idea. I am the height thing is uh I think I've said it before on pod but I've always been to oblivious being being six foot it's it's like not tall enough to be tall like six one your count is tall I feel like but six foot it's like I don't really notice it or think about it but I think people on either end think about it but uh you know what's funny is I'm remembering now tucked away in my closet I did as a joke buy some like short guy shoes like with with uh they're like just white sneakers that make you taller and I I bought them like like like Like, oh. Wait, well, they have like, like Tom Cruise lifts in them? Yeah, they have, they make you like two and a half inches taller, but they look like normal. They're pretty sneaky about the lifts are in the inside. It's like a sneaky high heel. The lifts are like in the inside, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it's just more put cushioning on the inside of the shoe. Right. And they've orchestrated like a faux exterior for the shoe, though, so it doesn't look like it has a high heel. And there's more cushion, but is that for the cushion to? It's not for the pushing. It's not for the walking. Okay, yes.

You wouldn't want to make love to these shoes, you're saying. which on this Valentine's Day in the year 2026 is okay folks yeah screw your shoes sleep with your shoes you sound like you're making the conservative point of like what's next

people screwing their shoes I guess Tim was just talking about the shoes shit I had something to say too about shoes damn the lifts the hidden lifts the Tom Cruise lifts oh I never got to

to wear him. I bought him and then I forgot to wear him and I thought I was going to stroll into work one day. I'm not working in an office right now so there's no need to but I wanted to see if people noticed if suddenly I was six, two and a half at work. I do get a lot of like I'm 511 and I do get a lot of like, hey, you're

tall, could you get that for me? You know, around my family. Hey, you're tall. Can you get that for me? Hey, down here, you. It's a certain type of person that. Who are these like Muppets and Fragles asking you? It's the time I went into the Emerald City.

I was on my way to the Emerald City. What color of road did you follow? That too was Emerald. Oh, God. That's how I knew how to get there. Hey, I didn't see the wicked movies, but did they have munchkins in it? How did they handle that?

Good question. I did see it and I don't remember. I don't think they ever, they must have. I mean, who represented the lollipers? Bob killed in the movie. Jeff? Jeff, you got to answer. I know they did a munchkins' Dunkin' Donuts tie-in.

That was pretty nice. Yeah. I got some munchkins the other day on the way home from... Work. Rhode Island. And it was like, towards the end of the night, it was probably like 10 o'clock at night, and I got some, and they were the fucking grossest. They were the guy behind the counter.

It was like at a rest up. The guy, I should have known they were going to be bad. The guy behind the counter was like watching. wrestling on his phone. Like a big thing happened. He's like, oh, yeah. And then it's like, this person is not concerned about the quality of my food whatsoever. That's so funny to just be openly watching wrestling and not even trying to hide it.

Yeah. It was one of those things where like nothing was happening at this rest stop other than like me ordering these donuts and like the little zamboni floor cleaner thing going back and forth. I have an answer for you. There are no little people in Wicked. or if they are there, de-emphasized. This says, you know, Ethan Slater, the SpongeBob guy who was dating Ariana Grande. Okay. So he plays a munchkin, and he's just like a short king.

Ah, okay. All right. She's kind of a short queen herself. Five-seven. So that's a munchkin these days. Okay. Makes you think. It really does make you think.

You know what's interesting to me. I just learned, Jeff, you said, a little person. and I feel like for a long time we were told, say they want to be called little people, but I've heard more recently dwarf, because officially they have dwarfism, so they like to be called dwarf. Okay.

That must be new. That's new. Yeah, I'm right on the cusp. I'm on the cutting edge of all this stuff. All of the height nomenclature. Oh, so what is a too tall Tony? Before we get into some booze news, I just need to make sure I mention.

I've said this to myself, Mike, you got to mention this more on the podcast. Folks, jump on out. We've got a whole merch store online. We've got vinyl. We've got T-shirts. Ah. We got posters. Go check it out.

Have some fun on there. Get a shirt. Get a new fun shirt. Being a good shirt. Speaking of apparel, Mike, you're wearing a cool hat. What is it? This is a hat. Let me see if I can get it.

It's kind of a weird. It's three skull. with three palm trees on it. It's this company I've talked about before, Caten, K-I-T-I-N. Was it an Instagram purchase? It probably was advertised to me on Instagram first, but they're a company that makes these t-shirts that fit me well.

So I get stuff from there. It's like board sports style. Yeah, it's like surfer boardware stuff. So I think I mentioned this to you guys. I emailed them one day because I get their basic like pocketed t-shirts a lot. and I was like, hey, I get stuff from you all the time. How do you pronounce the company name? I don't really get it.

And it's Caitlin. And then I was like, ooh, here's an idea. Now I got somebody talking. I said, hey, I wrote back. I'm in this band. I gave them our electric, our EPK. It's like, hey, maybe we can figure something out where you print some shirts for us. We sell them or we print our shirts on your thing.

It could be fun. And Larry brought me back pretty quickly. It was like, yeah, we just kind of. of sponsor surfers. Oh, okay, that makes more sense. You mean you're not in the business of giving money and clothing weight of strangers? You guys are more plugged into the thrasher world

than I am. Oh, yeah, yes. Do you know of a surfboard brand from the 70s that had like a lightning bolt on it? Surf brand from a, but it was surf? Serving? Surf. I don't know. Ocean Pacific.

I don't know. body glove. Well, I don't. But anyway, I was watching my, I was watching YouTube recently while I was eating dinner and like auto played into some feature length surfing documentary about this brand, surf brand. But it was like a Patagonia branded movie, but about a surf brand. Anyway, they told this one story and I was transfixed. My egg fool young nearly toppled out of my mouth as I was watching this documentary. This guy told the story

He fell off a surfboard He got hit by a wave And he fell down His ass fell on the fin You know Oh And went Did he break his tailbone or something

Pungured his butt cheek Like it went in the middle of a Yeah Into the cheek Into the cheek and broke the skin and went deep And then his coach was like Oh dude you're not doing so well let's bring you to the hospital So then the coach

the coach is at the hospital in a hospital room with the surfer who's laying face down on the bed nurse gets them all set up and nurses like I'm going to go get the doctor the nurse leaves the room it's just the surfer and the coach and the server goes

a coach I got to fart and the coach is like okay go for it and the surfer farted and blood shot out of the wound oh my God that's so worst a mid-glute wound splattered glutton and they were like that's how we knew this was a bad injury. He had been plonged so deep up his cheek that it had punctured his colon.

So gas was shooting out of his wound. No, I was going to say, oh, God. If that's got to be bad for the wound. That's that's bad. That's bad for the wound. It's hard to sterilize a wound when someone's blowing force through it. Now you got a bunch of green gas in the wound. I think in the emergency rooms, they don't even put signs that say no farting because it's like, obviously you don't fart. It's assumed. Anywhere. Anywhere in the hospital. Not by a flame.

Speaking of flame, happy early Valentine's Day to you both. Yes. Oh, yes. You guys are sort of my flames. My twin flames. Twin flames. But me and Mike together are twin flames for you. Well, all do we get in some booze news? Booze news. Hit it.

getting getting get get get no it's the line up oh yeah we're drinking the stuff I'll be a hit pod jazz and we just like you're totally six I will go first my younger days I used to do under a third

Oh fuck I'm scared Here it is He's sucking that thing man That's good Coming up for air Make your time there bro

Whirling it around He's shaking I start peeing dripping off of his mustache like a wall. He looks good. He looks brave. Down to the last dribble. Oh, fuck.

I couldn't let Tim take the crown. Buz News. Nasty stuff. Booz News blowdown was sent to us by Ranch Dubois. And if you have a booze news team email to the Sloppy Boys podcast at gmail.com. He sent that in two years ago. And I thought it was gross. And I didn't like it when I heard it.

But then today, I was. like, I need a sexual Valentine's Day booze news theme and that's what I came across. Yeah, and that's nasty stuff. I was just going to ask which episode was, which line was that from? Because I couldn't tell. I couldn't see if it was, if it was live

or not. The OG. Well, that was certainly disgusting, Raunch. Warch, living up to his name. Now, this is sort of a choose your adventure here for Booz News. Would you guys like, I've got two options. I love these. You want to hear something sort of, hey, that's kind of fun.

Or do you want to hear something? Oh, damn, I didn't know that. That's kind of dark. That's kind of dark. I like the fun one. For the sake of this episode, oh, that's kind of fun. Yeah, that's kind of fun. Okay, great.

Do you guys know this song by Bruno Mars and Rose, that goes, Apatopata, apatopat, apat, apat, apat, Apatopa, don't you want me like I want you, baby. No. I just, yeah, I just encountered it. And it was, I saw it on the Grammys and it was like APT, period. And when the announcer said it through, she was like, apita.

So I was like, oh, yes. I don't know what this is then. And I don't know, I've never heard of Rose. I know who Brumontas is. Is Rose from Black Pink? Yes, she was a Black Pink, I think sort of like in the Black Pink days, what people thought was a lesser member possibly, but is a, then had this big hit with Britta Mars.

But after, I learned, I've heard that song a lot. It came out in 2024, but then it just won a Grammy recently. It's weird how the Grammys are, seem to always be awarding stuff. Yeah. Especially like singles and stuff like that. Like, um, the best new artist was, uh, is it Lola Young who has the song messy?

And I feel like, God. That's an ancient song. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, no, she wasn't best new artist, but that song did win. Yes, it was, it was like Oh, it was something Dean Oh, Olivia Dean

Like the... Olivia Dean. Yeah, that, the man The man in me, the man I need, The man I need. The man in me. Yeah, she was singing that old Dylan song. It was great.

She came out with an old guitar or an old acoustic guitar. It was like, the man in me. The man in me. Right. Lola was in the medley of new artists. playing their songs, but then she just won for

that song. Anyway, APT is the song by Bruno Mars and Rose and Rose and at the Grammys, after they mentioned that, then Trevor Noah did a joke about a drinking game because he was saying that that song is a reference to a drinking game, and I looked into it. Are you guys familiar with the Korean drinking game apartment? No. That's APT.

Apartment in Korean is. apatot apatoo and uh that's what they're saying with apathe is like apatau patu uh patto um it's a drinking game where you you do like a chant and everybody is holds out their hands and then they stack their hands up somebody calls out a number and then everybody stacks like one after another stacks up their their hands and the person whose hand it's like you're stacking up like you're the apartment levels of an apartment building. And then if somebody says like five, if your hand is like the fifth floor,

then you have to drink. And then you keep drinking. And it's so you have to take a shot. So it's this game. But then I kind of went down the rabbit hole on YouTube. It's gotten kind of more popular since the song. And now people sing that song will they play. But there's an intense version of the game.

I thought there's really funny where you. Called Condon. You, when you stack up your hands, you're not just laying them in a tower. You are smacking. Slapping really hard down. And if the person whose hand you slap, if they make a sound, then they have to take the shot. So everyone is just taking these hard slaps and trying not to make a peep until we get up to the floor of the number that was mentioned. So if you go on YouTube, you'll see some guys like slapping the fuck out of each other.

while they're playing this drinking game. That's too much. I bet it gets pretty crazy with people drinking more and more and like you can't feel your hand anymore because it's been slapped so much. Yeah. It's funny. I feel like I've been taking part of it. Jeff,

I feel like on New Year's Eve we were doing some card game drinking game in New York. Oh, man, folks, I've never seen a, my card trick gets, never seen a card trick get such a bad reaction from a group of people. Yeah, you want it.

This is like, I've never seen a card trick get booed. It's because we can figure it out, right? Well, I forget what it was, but it was like we figured it out quickly or something. People saw me conspiring with Mookie. And then I sat everybody down and was just like, okay, here's what we're going to do. I'm going to do this. And when I come back, I was like, uh, Mookie, why don't you show people the cards? And people were like, oh, boo.

And they knew something was up between me and Mookie. and then Mookiei did a bunch of great did a bunch of just normal tricks I wouldn't even say they're great tricks and Mookie did

a bunch of magic and then at the end of that people are clapping Mookie's the favorite guy of the night doing his magic tricks and then he got a round of applause

and I popped back in and said yes and a round of applause for all of our magicians said in the evening of magic Yes, multiple people contributed to this magical display.

But I've never seen a magic get booed. It's hard. You've never seen magic get booed before. I made your night wars. It wasn't very welcoming though. And you're like, all right, come on. We're doing a card trick. We have to.

Come on. Everyone stopped talking. Stop chatting and eating. That particular card track you're doing, though, does take a lot of like, okay, Everyone stop. Everyone, now Mookie's going to leave the room. And now you do kind of, you're waiting. It's meant to be a real showstopper when it happens, I guess.

Yeah. If it's set up properly, oh, it'll knock your socks off, folks. But if done wrong, oof. If done wrong, they'll boo you. If done wrong, you will not be invited back to next year's celebrations. They'll boo you folks is from Gallagher on WTO. Deep cut from... You can't do that joke at a state fair.

They'll boo you. Like it's the most grave thing. Gallagher eventually walks out, I think. Yeah, that was a good episode. I got a little bit of booze news just before we wrap it up. Folks, make sure you come out to Comedy Bar in Toronto on February 28th. I'm doing two shows that night and taping them both. They will be my first ever stand-up special.

Tickets are going quick. So get those. Mike Hand for the hour. The hour. The power hour. Now, Mike, you're doing two shows so you could cut them together and make the best special from the two tapings. You can have two fresh audiences. What can someone do to, if they want to make sure, like, that their show was more represented in the special than the other show, they should laugh extra hard.

And then that is the banger joke. Tim, exactly right. But first, to do any of that folks, you're going to need to buy a ticket. So let's make sure we get that done. And following along with Tim, you want to be on the album? You got to laugh. And don't be obnoxious laugh. No.

Yeah, no crusty laughs. Just some regular. Are you going to have signs up around the room that say no crusty laughs? I'll just, yeah. No, no KLs. No KL's allowed. Well, that's it for booze news. Wrap it up.

Well, you can't tell a lesbian joke in Boston, Minneapolis, Portland, and C. Why? Because they'll boo you. Well, folks, today we're talking about the drink of the day. And we're not going to be talking about, you know, the nip slip from February 1st, 2004. We all know what that was between nasty, nasty Timberlake pulling the shirt off of Michael Jackson's sister. We're not talking about that. pulling his shirt off of Michael Jackson's sister. We're not talking about that.

We're not talking about the famous line from from Meet the Parents. Hey, Greg, I got nipples. Do you want to milk me? No, folks, today we're talking about a drink called the slippery nipple. You've had? Never had.

Not had it. I've had its cousin, the buttery nipple. But I've seen the slippery nipple on the menu at Venethrum, but I've not had. That makes sense why it's on the menu of Venice room because that is built

freak shit. We, that Venice room's got freak shit and it's got just stuff that's so totally 80s like that funny name stuff

you know what ones we've discussed before the oh fuzzy navel the silk panties this one was in a list of these types of drinks which I forget if we talked about the teeny weenie woo woo-woo

oh come on we should do this one. I know the woo-woo. I haven't heard the teeny weenie woo-woo. Okay, when I click on, when I click on the teeny weenoo-woo, it just goes to the woo-woo. So yeah, I think it's just that. But this is two shots vodka. Peach Snops and Cranberges. Ooh, we should do that one.

I will be drinking those all summer long. It sounds like. Oh, we've come very close to that. The sea breeze, the bay breeze, the sex on the beach, the woo-woo, the madras. They're all kind of those vodka juice. I remember that coming up. Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes. I remember when that came up coming up then.

Okay, so we're doing the slippery nipple. This came out in the 80s with all those nasty freaks. Big fun drinks that were named for kind of antagonizing names, let's say. Tantalizing. Tantilizing. That's the word I'm looking for. This is one of those drinks, too, where it's like, oh, we don't know exactly who made it. But this one website I found, the popular drink was uncertain origins.

The slippery nipple is said to have been invented by a group of coworkers at the Australian ski rider hotel in 1985. So the ski rider is a hotel in Australia and they made it there. Sounds fun. Nice. Sort of keeping the ski thing going for us. Yeah, I was very happy to see that because I knew that you guys would want to keep that going. And by

co-workers, we're co-workers. Yes. That was a work trip. And we're co-workers who drink and you know they must have had a drink of this stuff. Yeah, they didn't invent it and leave it be. As we've discussed on pod, it's the fuzzy navel

that kicked off all these. The invention of peach schnops led to the fuzzy navel and then all the horny names kind of came after sex on the beach was a spinoff of the fuzzy navel. But I feel like this is our first time on pod having Sambuga and I feel like it is. No, because we, I had it. I had it too, but I think I used it as a as a replacement for something else. No, no, no, because I wouldn't have bought it. This is, I was so happy to use this, but it was in my second liquor cabinet up high. where I put all the weirdies. I'm going to see, in real time,

I'm going to go to sloppy drinks.com and tell you what we used it on. You mean the website created by Webmaster Emmett? That's right. The Webmaster. Actually, I think the buttery nipple was a spinoff of the slippery nipple because the buttery nipple is more delicious.

So it feels like it was an improvement upon this one, which might be rather odd. Let me tell you what this, this one and how it's made and we can and Jeff you were looking up something as I mean I have a I'm going to dig even even deeper well this all right well this has a quarter ounce of grenadine syrup

two thirds ounces Sambucah and two thirds ounce Irish cream liqueur and how you're going to do this this is a shot and I we're going to drink it as a shot even though I've been seeing it as like this cocktail was this and this cocktail I haven't seen any anyone making it. I don't want to sit with it. Yeah, I haven't seen anyone making as a cocktail form. And then what you do is layer these on top of each other in a shot glass. You do, let's see, Grenadine first, then the Samboca, then the Irish cream.

Okay, so I feel like the Grenadine was a late addition because I feel like this, when I've seen it, it's always just been the Sambuka and the Baileys. But the addition of the grenadine is cool because it makes it look like a a nipple and that's why we know we're, you know. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I can't find any record of us using Sambuca, which is crazy me. I don't know why I would buy a big, weird bottle of Sambuca. Did you buy it instead of Uzo?

Did you buy it instead of- That's, I think, what it was. I think it was a replacement for Uzo. I know, I had Uzo. Sambuka is one of these things who were, you know, growing up and watching TV and not really knowing what the hell's going on in my life. I would see, I would, I think, I thought, Sambuka was like a mixed Thai

like teaky cocktail type of thing. No. Like I've probably heard it in, I heard it probably on some stupid thing on like TGIF was like, hey, a couple of sambucus. And I was probably like, oh yeah, okay. I don't know why I would think that, but it sounded like something else maybe in my life.

One of the great disappointments of, it's such a fun word. And then you find out that it's just yet another liquor that tastes like black licorish. Yeah. Good and plenty. Sam Buka is a really cool word. Sounds like a cool.

It would be cool restaurant name. I get to confuse with Richie Sambora. Richie Sambora from Bon Jovi. A bin I don't like. Now, but do you, so do you guys want to do the Grenadine one in round two or should we save, round one or should we save that for round two? Because that's the, that's this, the, the original is just the havesies and then the optional thing is the red. What are we doing on pod? Wait, the slippery, no, the slippery nipple I've been seen.

all had the grenadine thing that I've been seeing. Where you looking? Liquor.com? Liquor.com? No, I was on Diffords Guide. Differdiz. But then the other one, too. I want to do it with the little, with the slippery nipple in there. Fine by me?

Yeah, let's do it. Oh, yeah, you're right. I'm seeing it on, I am seeing another one here that is not that. I'm good either way. You know what? Yes, let's do one and then the other because it gives us something to do. Well, do we heighten with adding the cherry, though?

doing the cherry right up top. I think I think we heightened with the cherry. So forget what I said before. Let's do. When you guys say cherry, you're dug and grenadine? Right? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Pomegranate. It's artificial pomegranate. It's artificial pomegran. All right, folks. We'll be right back with our first round of

slippery nipples in hand after these messages from our sponsors. Slippery nipples in hand. Let's see him. Nice, easy layering, huh? Perfect separation. I'm usually bad at this, the layering, and I've never done it before successfully.

But this one, I accidentally sploosh just a little bit in it. So there is kind of like some tendrils floating down. Mine, I thought I got a little too splashy. And I was surprised how much it just bounced. That milky bailey's just bounced right on top of the same bookum. Did you use a spoon or straight out of the bottle? I did. But I still got a little splashy with a spoon.

Yeah, I'm so proud of myself for doing this. Bottles up. Hey, to St. Valentine on this romantic day. Hey. Nay. And it was little buddy Cupid. Salu. Salu.

Hey. Hey, okay. Ooh, you know what? Okay. That's pretty good. The slippery. Now, wait, hold on. I'm going to look up what a buttery nipple is because the slipperiness of it.

Butterscotch. Butterscotch. Oh. Yeah, so that would be the slippery. What makes this slippery? Yeah, because the articles I was reading was saying, like, the slipperiness is just like the, the velvety, like, mouth feel, like the, uh, the creaminess. The creaminess, yeah.

The slippery. And it sounds scintillating. You know, it's not just a titty. It's a wet, slippery titty. Yeah, not a dry nipple, a chafed nipple. Chafed arivol. The grippy. The grippiness.

That's a drink The way you should invent The grippy nippy Put something Put like granola in there So it's a textural You soak a granola in Uzo You know what

Sambuka on its own Right It's good and plenty It tastes like Uzo tastes like Galliano There or any of those But I think that

It did in the You know In a Harvey Wallbanger The Gali in conjunction with orange juice makes this, it comes through as a creamicle somehow. I do feel like here, like I don't really love the taste of good and plenty, but when mixed with the Baileys,

I did like that. It kind of is more like vanilla-e or something. It is very much tempers the good and plenty. Yeah. The black Twizzler. I think I'm going to like the adding the grenad eating because it'll give it just a little more sweetness. It'll turn it into like a little cheesecake. Like, I hope you do.

I hope you do. I'm picturing, you know, those little chocolate candies are kind of like fancier candies around the holidays and they have like the cherry. And they kind of have, they're like brandy cherry chocolates or something like that. Yeah. I bet that it's going to be like that a little bit. Hey, did you guys have any chocolate in Switzerland? No. I thought that was going to be more of a thing we did.

I bought some Toblerons for the, for when I came home. but yeah we forgot to do it uh we didn't we didn't give a fuck about the chocolate fondue i guess was the thing right i did get a little on the way out just for uh for gifts for people and i did have a little chocolate covered popcorn but um i really did like that our our hotel had uh kept the toblerones flowing yeah that was every every little moment they came in to to do something it was toblerone when they spruce up the room they leave a couple toblerones around and then also i got a knock in the door and it was just somebody with a basket saying, you want a toadle-er-own? And I said, yeah, I'll take one of age. Just a civilian? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, boy. I was like, what of age?

I don't know if it was just my, my maid's style, or maybe she did it for you guys, too, but I, uh, when my room would get made up, they'd leave me an original milk chocolate tooblerone when they would come for the turndown service in the evening, they'd give me a white chocolate toadadone every night. Oh, I don't, I didn't notice the difference. I was kind of, I didn't eat them all the first, so I had like all of them. The color. at the end I had like a whole handful of them because I didn't eat them all week and then oh you saved them off and then you had a little chocolate binge didn't you I went nuts I made a point to pull whenever they leave out toblorones I was like I don't eat these now but I don't

want to leave them out so that they don't leave more so I'm gonna every time they leave one I'm gather them up put them in my bag I don't want them to think I'm not eating them which I'm not but I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to I will we saw I think Jeff, it was you and me. We saw a girl at her boyfriend, like, taking pictures of the Matterhorn, and, like, she took out a toll of her own and, like, they lined it up, and she, like, then was embarrassed about doing that. It was very cute. It was a nice, it was a stolen moment. It was a stolen moment from two people that got hit by a Cupid's Arrow up there on the floor. And hey, folks, if you're, if you're listening and you're listening to the show, let us know how it went with that picture.

Let us know if it developed. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of them don't. come out. 35 millimeter. Yeah, a lot of the Matterhorn pictures don't come out, which is weird. It's the curse of the Matalon. Speaking of chocolates and whether or not you guys have had them, have you tried

Dubai chocolate? No. So it's pistachio? Yeah, it's pistachio. It's got green goo in there. I just for my first time, just today, I was checking out of the grocery store and I said, I'll try one of these. It wasn't as much of a taste sensation. Which is the cassi are like, I don't care.

I don't get a shit. But sometimes out on Hillers, there's a guy sitting there, there's a Dubai guy with a cart, and he's putting strawberries and pistachio stuff into a cup and ladling chocolate into it. It's never been the right weather for that.

I always walk past him on a hot Sunday day, and I'm like, I don't really want a cup of hot chocolate right now, dude. So it's, it's, wait, sorry, he's putting, he's putting chocolate over the pistachios? Yes. He's ladling liquid chocolate over pistachios and strawberries, yeah.

Wow. I didn't know about the strawberry thing. I always thought of it as a bar. Yeah. And like some brand was really expensive, right? Because it was like a viral thing. Right. Around the heyday of the Laboubu, there was the Dubai chocolate where people would like crack open an expensive chocolate bar and there was like green puree in there. Yep. That's what I got today. And it was a brand from like Dubai. But I feel like since then you see Russell Stover getting into the mix. They had all of them. They hear they all. Parade them all out. Bring them out.

There's a, there's a, there's a, this place in New York called lilac, lilac chocolates is really good. And that's, uh, if I can't think of, uh, like, oh, I can get mom something for Mother's Day. Oh, she's listening probably. It's, that's always a, a hit gift is the lilac chocolate. Oh, yeah. She's a chocaholic. Rochester, New York has a lilac festival, no? That's right.

Somebody was telling me about that. I have to bring that chocolate over there. It had been me just now. It was somebody really interesting. Hey, you want to hear an interesting fact? Yes. Yeah, what do you got? This shot that we just took, the slippery nipple here on the sloppy boys' pod, this shot?

Yeah. This was my first drink in a week. Really? Good for you, Tim. well it wasn't my by choice i had i i had to get a shot at the doctor the other day and he said you can't you can't drink for this many days before or this many days after so it totaled to me going seven days without uh drinking and i got to say it's hard to go out to a bar oh boy i went i did go out with friends one night and i was just pounding hoppy refreshers and uh and it's it's like uh i

I did, I thought I was like, I'll just have like a Diet Coke or Club Zodas, but I was like, no, I do want to buy something that's $7 just so that it'll slow me down a little bit. But I didn't, I didn't really like the, the non-acolic beers, but the Lagoonitas hoppy refresher. It's kind of a seltzer that tastes like pine needles. It's pretty good. Yeah, I like those. I find that the NAs do a good job of like giving you something to do. Like it's, it scratches the itch and is satisfying when you're just trying to like hole up in a booth with the boys for a little bit. Right.

Um, hold on. My mom and dad are FaceTiming lately. Hey, hey. Or should I patch them in? but it is funny. You just want to be slowed down. And I think we talked about this with Chris Farron and the phony Nogroni. You just want something you want to the drink the bites back. Yep.

Yeah, right, right, right, right. It is tough to be at a bar. I don't know, like, it's tough to be around a lot of drunk people, let's say. It's not tough to be at a bar. But like, I remember after shows back in our UCB days going to birds. And if you weren't drinking, I could maybe do half an hour before I was just like, hey, get me out of here. Yeah, because like everyone else is having a party.

that you're not really... They're just like a... The wavelengths are just too different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I, um, like, that's the thing. It's like, uh, I was getting bumped. Like, I was, I was hanging out with Neil, Neil and Paul. So, like, talking to them is fun.

I'm having a fun night. But then when I, when people, we're sitting in a booth and like, guys' asses were bumping into my face, you know? Like, you're like, oh, when you're drunk, you don't realize how much you're just getting bumped into all the time. Like, I must be constantly nudged. That can be a good novel that, right?

I have become constantly nudged. It's not about quitting drinking. But also, like, we're probably, we're probably bumping into people like crazy too. Like, the drunk people are just like,

well, I know that I'm guilty of speaking loudly and I'm sure that people who are not drunk. I think about that all the time if I'm hanging out with a friend who's not drinking

the next morning, I'm like, I don't really ever, I'm not too often doing things to embarrass myself anymore, but I am just like, just the sheer volume. I was yelling in that poor guy's face. Screaming it. There, my memories of my friend, his hair is blowing back. As I'm agreeing with him. Yeah, yeah.

He looks like the Max L guy. You know, the guy in the chair getting blown away, Tim. Max L? Yeah, that's a funny reference. I like that guy. He gets his drink just in time before it smashes the ground. He was cool. That inspired me to buy those tapes and listen to music because he was a guy with long-air sunglasses.

He sits down on a chair and he hits play and the music blows his hair back. Oh, I found a little fun fact during my research today. And then I think we should probably make the second rounds. But let me, let's lead us out with this. An idea. Do you guys have any or heard any theories of where the term cocktail comes from? I always forget it. I'm sure I've read it a hundred times.

I always forget it. This is what I came across. A word cocktail, a chilled mixed drink of alcoholic beverages and water or juices, has several origin theories. The Oxford English Dictionary, for instance, states that the cocktail derives from an adjective used to describe racehorses with tails that stuck up like a rooster cock rather than hung down.

That meant a cocktail racehorse was a quote-unquote mixed rather than a thoroughbred. Okay. Interesting. So, yeah, the idea of mixing liquids. Wow. Cocktail. Man, that's crazy that, like, the breed would do that. Like, you know, you hear about some sort of physical changes happening to animals.

Oh, no, I think they were put up like that on purpose. Like, they were, they were bound to signify that they were. Yeah, yeah. It's not like the, okay. I was like, damn, that's insane. Unless I'm reading that wrong, but I don't think that would. That's interesting. Yeah.

That reminds me, maybe you guys can help me crack the code on this. You ever try to think you're on the customer remembering something and he can't play so you get that deja vuish feeling? But it didn't go. I spent maybe like two, three hours of my night last night just sitting and thinking, trying to remember something. And I think we cracked it maybe together here on the pod. There was something that is a part of day. You know when you realize like, oh, the Beatles is B-E-A-T. like,

oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It's been sitting right there and it's kind of stupid. Was there something recently on this show where we were like, either like the name of an app or the name of a company or something that's not electric biscuit,

aka Trisket, but something like that. Or like, that we came up with as like a joke or something that. No, that we realized together within the last month of the pod. Oh, like the way that the Amazon logo has the A going from A to Z

or something. like right in your face like yeah oh yeah it's not baskin robin with the 31 is it that's a good no or Milwaukee Brewers with the mbm bm b I don't think it was a logo fit was it a logo thing I think it was the name of an app that we all use all the time and we're like oh yeah that app's name is referring to its function but we always thought it was just a name hmm now you got me looking to my apps or a company or something or brand name like we thought it was just a name, but then we realize... That's the one I'm usually kind of.

No, we're like, we're like, oh, it is, it's a compound word referring to the thing's function. It's not just like a name owner's name or something like that. Oh, oh, uh... Draft Kings pick six? Better help therapy? Hey, everyone. It's Milan, and it sounds like the boys could use a little bit of help. Maybe from their trusty sidekick, recollection boy. The app they were referring to previously is Porn Hub, porn, which obviously refers to pornography,

and Hubb, which refers to the popular expression, hubba, hubba. All right, you're welcome, boys. I did find out that the Cleveland Browns are named after the guy, his last name was Brown. The first owner of the team was his last name Brown. So they were like his little guys. What an egomaniac. You know what I thought would be funny. If a school didn't have a mascot and they just played games as like, oh, the Emeryville students versus the Boondown Bulls.

Well, Jeff, there was recently the Washington Redskins got changed to the Washington commanders because of, because you can't do Redskins anymore. Because of the Vulcline virus. No, because it was obviously for obvious reasons. But it was called for like two years. it was called the Washington Football Club. I like that. It was just like, that's it? That's funny to me.

Now you don't get nothing. Oh, you want to have a racist name? Now you got no name, huh? Jeff, real quick, going back to the cocktail thing, you might be right about the horse thing. The way this is written is a cocktail used adjective to describe race horses with tails that stuck up, like, so I don't know if it's natural or not.

Wow. It was crazy. It reminds me of the orca whale or killer whale. Oh, yeah. Where the fin slumps in captivity. Right. The dorsal. The dorsal. Somebody's been watching Blackfish. Jeff. How often are you watching that blackfish? I bounce between that and, you know, free willy.

I got a whole little rotation I do when you guys are not with me. That actually is. Those are two whales. are in my dream blunt rotation, by the way. Do you want to do round two? Yes. All right,

folks, we're going to go do this again one more time, but with the Marichino. No, or so it's grenadine, but they do have a cherry

on top of a lot of these to be the nipple, right? No. It's like a garnish. No. Okay, according to difference, it's quarter ounce

grenadine, two third ounce Zambuca, two third ounce. Irish cream, Jesus Christ. I'm seeing ones that have a cherry in, well, one of them does. Well, go for it. No.

Well, that's a YP, Jeff. You know, that's your problem. Okay. Do one do you guys have that other brand that's not Bailey's? St. Something. What's your Irish cream? St.

Brogans? I rode with, I rode with the bee on this one. Brogan Bailey? There's another bottle that we see a lot that's, that's the other Irish. scream. It's the Mr. Pib of Brogan Bailey was our take on Rob Roy. Rob Roy and

William Wallace. We got to write that move Wrote. Literative Scottish soldiers. Who stand up to the British government. All right folks. We'll be right back with more the sloppy boys after this. Back round two with the grenadine. If you'll allow

me, I ran out of Bailey's. I got a little messy. I put in a little Kalua thinking that I'd fill out my bailies with Kalua and it created just this crazy separation swamp where everything's just sitting on top of that. Greenwich. You also

added a coffee flavor. You didn't have Bayleys, Jeff? I had not enough. So I thought I would Yeah. Tim, you've got a good separation going there. I've got a little funkiness in the middle there. I got a pretty perfect separation. I'm pretty proud. Jeff, you know what you could have used as a Bailey substitute?

is last week's coconut coffee mate. Ugh. Yep. Oh, you know what else I did too? I had my Sambuca in the freezer, too, so that kind of thickened it up a little bit, which was... Oh, yes, all my ingredients were chilled,

and that helps. Yeah. The Sambuca is rather viscous. Hmm. You speak of viscosity. Yeah, I forget. Does viscous mean it's like, is thick? Has viscosity.

Viscosity. Viscosity. All right. To the viscosityators. Bottoms up. Ooh, I wish that was cold. Ooh. Yeah, they tell you in some of the instructions to chill all those ingredients,

and I do recommend that. Having a creamy thing room temp, that's not great. Shots are always better just colder too. Almost any shot is better colder, I think. Ice is cold. Yeah, cold impairs the taste buds. Yes.

I like that. I like a little, it's like a cherry cheesecake, you know. Yeah, it's a little, uh, did, have we ever done a cherry donut shot? I feel like there was something like that. We talked about ones or something. Oh, no. Jam, jam donut or whatever. Yeah.

No, it was a sham board and, uh, Bailey's. Yeah. Jelly donuts. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. That was good. Did we do it? Well, we've definitely discussed it because you had it at.

I've had one at least. Yeah, Jeff, I think you think you introduced it because it's like the bartender at Rustick made it for you. I saw it at Rustick. Is that one that we didn't, we didn't do an episode on it, but we must have done it when we were all together hanging out for a live one in the living room. Oh, interesting. Like an in-person record, maybe?

Oh, I have no idea. We've done so many episodes, folks. That's the thing. I don't even know we stopped keeping track of how many episodes we've done. Yeah, we don't number them anymore. We don't number anymore when we file them. When they get released, they do. This is 278.

That's insane. 278. we're going to hit 300 this year Oh We should watch the movie 300 Yeah And we should have our doctors on We should do a blowout for

For Ishtar Because it's on 2B right now So everyone can watch That's one of it feels like kind of tough to find sometimes Well what do we think of the drink guys This is order again for me And version 2 for me Yeah

Due to the taste or due to the novelty Of the visual or to both to both, but due to the taste primary. To both. To both. I agree with my co-host, but I want to give a special tip of the hat to the viscosity. Yes, yes, yes.

In order again. I'm going to agree with both of my twin-flame co-host and also give a little wink to the viscosity as well. I do think the red in there helps it the name. You know, it's like, hey, it looks like a nipple. Looks like there's something going on there. And then also, yeah, it turned it into more of a, because otherwise you're having Bayleys that's sort of been diluted with black licorice.

This kind of adding a third ingredient, there's a little more alchemy. You know, sometimes you have two good ingredients, but you need that third guy. Yeah. It's got Vascoscity. It's got alchemy. What else could you ask? Like this. I want to say also

Damn it I'm Jeff wrapping up But I'll remember it as we come back That's our show Follow us on social media At the sloppy boys We'll re-release these recipes ahead of time And if you can't get enough boys

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When are we doing that, boys? I got a big plans for you. Big plans. When's Comic-Con in San Diego? We should do it that month. At Comic-Go to Comic-Con. We should do our phone. To a whole full week of shows at Comic-Con.

The theme is, my beloved mutants, the X-Men. Oh, boy. Oh, I thought the turtles were your beloved mutants. No, no, no. Coming soon to the blowout, X-month. previously on next month. Jeff, you like the X-Men's because they're mutants.

You like the Ninja Generals because they're mutants. Could you ever just like a nice normal person who's not mutated? A nice superhero likes Superman. What are you going to like a nice guy? When are you going to find a nice man? You know, sucker Carlson. When you were saying three things coming together to be better than like us, the elude, it reminded me of,

I wrote an early sloppy boy song we never did called Thousand Islands And it was about how Thousand Island dressing is made from Mayo, ketchup and relish and I was likening the you know that the three of us come together

to make something wonderful But Jeff I remember The first line is like Ketchup's fine Mayo ain't so hellish The same could be said About a spoonful of relish And you were pointing out

You're like, yeah, when you hear Hellish in the first half of a rhyme, I wonder where we're, and ketchup and mayo have been mentioned. I wonder where we're going to go to rhyme with the hellish. That's a good song, man. I was going to say, remember, like, you know, there's those books or whatever, like, you know, like toilet reading books that are like, why do men have nipples and other questions? So you can milk them.

Do we ever get an answer to the nipples one? No. I think it's a leftover like it's obsolete. Look it up, folks. The leftovers? Look it up. Yeah.

And watch the leftovers. I will say I did give birth to a baby and I breastfed it with my nipples. But I don't know if that's it. That makes sense. That makes sense. Bye, folks. Good night. Bye.