The Sloppy Boys - 280. Rosita

Episode Date: February 27, 2026

The guys make a "tequila negroni" using both dry and sweet vermouth!ROSITA RECIPE:1.5oz/45ml TEQUILA.5oz/15ml DRY VERMOUTH.5oz/15ml SWEET VERMOUTH.5oz/15ml CAMPARI Add ingredients into a mixing glass filled with ice. Stir and strain into a rocks glass filled with ice. Garnish with lemon twist.Recipe via The Bartenders BibleWANT MORE SLOP? Check out:PatreonSHOP the webstore at:The Sloppy Boys WebsiteLISTEN to The Sloppy Boys hit songs on:Apple MusicSpotifyYoutubeTOUR DATES, SOCIALS and more at:LinktreeT H E   S L O P P Y   B O Y S   L L CExpand Ascend Conquer Retain Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spring has sprung and the Sloppy Boys band is going on tour. Los Angeles, March 20th at Zebulon. Phoenix, March 21st at Valley Bar. Salt Lake City, March 23rd at quarters. Denver, March 25th at Marquis. Dallas, March 27th of the Texas Tea Room. Houston, March 28th at the White Oak Music Hall upstairs. Atlanta, May 21st, Center Stage Vinyl.

Knoxville, May 22nd, Open Court. Nashville, May 23rd, Eastside Bowl, that's part of George's Fest. Come see us on tour. Spring is sprung and you got to be there to see the band, man. Hey, folks, welcome to the sloppy boys where we take a deep dive into the drinks that you love. I'm Jeff Dutton along with Mike Hanford. All right. And Tim Kalpacchis?

What is up? Oh, and we're your host of Sloppy Boys locked in for another episode. Locked in. Locked in, loaded in. We got loaded in and now we're locked in. Yeah, we've done a lot of episodes where we weren't loaded in. People like those. Yeah.

Our stuff wasn't even in the room yet. People like those? Yeah, I think I've been getting a lot of DMs. Yo, Tim, you pretty much my boy at this point. I love you and I love your two co-hosts. Wow. Those still are coming in. I love that.

I love the consistency. Yeah, I've had to block the words, pretty and much and my and boy because how much I'm getting that in my DMs. Block them. Hey, you know how we don't check the PO box? Yeah. You know, how we have the PO box. It's funny that it's sort of a tradition over here at Slobo Boys LLC.

We don't check the PO box. And everything gets sent back one year? We didn't look at it for a year. Yeah. Two years. P-O-box bursting at the seams. And also, that's probably true with our digital mail as well. Like, we used to read listener mail.

Oh, yeah. I can't imagine how much stuff is in there. Yeah. You know, we're reading a lot of listener mail over there at Questions for Lennon on the Patreon. Ooh, that's good, Joe. Check out the Patreon, folks. That's where it's all happening. This is fine.

This is good. We're going to talk about some booze. Wow, very cool. But on the blowout, it's where we really have some fun. Ooh, this week we got a good one. We're talking Pinkerton, the Weezer's sophomore effort. That's a, that's a hung dinger. I love that kind of thing.

And you, Jeff, you brought in a drink name Pinkerton. First time ever we're doing a drink on blowout. Ever. Well, I am because I found it. Sure, but come on, folks. Come on over the Patreon. Take a look at what Jeff's drinking. Patreon.com slash the sloppy boys.

It's all going on over there. Hey, and as long as you're online, go to www. Dot sloppyboys.com and check out all the t-shirts and vinyl we have for sale. The sloppy boys. I was barely getting through the WWW part. And folks, why not check out www.ashleymadison.com.

See if it's still up. See if there's another leak. How are you guys living? I'm freezing out here, but here's the bonus. I get to break out the Zermit wool socks. Yeah. That's good. And hey, maybe that it's rainy out there too, isn't it? Maybe get

yourself that back on, Jeff. Did you ever put the patches on? You bought some patches out there in Switzerland? No. I got some nice, I got some nice Matterhorn patches, folks. They're going on that nice green jacket. You got to get you back up on the slopes, man. That's where you were at home the most.

We got to go, I was looking at, on my feet, I got some pictures of the Aprey ski up and mammoth. That's no slouch either. Yeah. Ooh. Dance party. That sounds like a worth a trip. Like Henno Stahl.

Henustall, our favorite club from Switzerland, they got those vibes happening in a mammoth? That's fun. Right in our backyard, Tim. That could be good because I've been looking at videos of Whistler parties, but I think Mammoth is away for us. Whistler? Whistler's up in Vancouver, I think. It's British Columbia, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.

That's what I meant to say. I sometimes think Vancouver is a providence. And folks, I know I shouldn't. I know it's British Columbia, but you got to give me a little bit of leeway on that one. I'm trying my best. Mike, you should know your providences. You're doing a big show up in Canada. I know on the 28th of February.

And I think we should all start saying the word province and stop saying the word providence. It's providence. Yeah, I'm with Tim. I'm sorry to Tim and Jeff. Geez, Louise, I'm sorry to both. Like guys, no, it's cool. It shows like we're all on the same page now. We all agree that that's something we should do.

Don't say that. Well, there's a, the thing that sucks now is, yeah, I'm doing that show on the 28th. Two shows in Toronto on the 28th, taping my special. And boy, I don't know if anyone's going to come now that I misspoke and said Providence instead of Providence. Well, that sucks for me. That really sucks for me. I should know that. In America, if I heard some Canadian walking a guy, if some Canadian guy came walking into California,

and he said, hey, California is a really nice to date. I wouldn't care, you know. A stat. I would care. Come here. You understand. This is called a state. There are 50 of them.

You Canuck fuck. You Canucker fucker. I love you. Oh, that's a, that's a groupie who goes on tour in Canada, Canucker fucker. Oh, Tim, that's nasty, man. It's funny to think that Canadian hockey has the Canucks and the Canadians. It's funny to have two teams with like, yeah, we're statesmen here is what our province. I love it.

I came up with what I thought was a very funny idea, like a school that didn't have a mascot or, you know, had like a TBD mascot. And then they played games as like, oh, it's the Fairfield students versus the Dairy Lancers. Just calling a football team the students. That's funny. Or like a pro team would be called the pros. Oh, the pros. But Nashville, not Nashville. Washington.

Washington did do that. It's like Washington Football Club. Yep. They're the commanders now, but they were, yeah. But for one or two years, they were the Washington Football Club. And it was kind of funny. Well, it seems truth is a stranger than it ever has been. Truth is stranger things.

Now on Netflix. Jeff, you mentioned a good idea that you had, which was a con. a team being called the students at a school. It reminds you of good ideas that we've had here on the show, and what's coming to mind is the mother of all ideas. We have a lot of good ideas. Which one is it going to be? I mean, yeah, really, this is big.

Just read your hand in the pouch and pick a good one. We got a bunch. Everybody knows the Scottish Revolutionary who stood up to the British. His name was Rob Roy. Everybody knows the Scottish Revolutionary who stood up to the British. His name was William Wallace. But these are inspiring stories. They leave up, Mark, that lasts for decades.

Yes, but have you yet heard? Have you watched the sloppy boys film about, there's Rob Roy, there's Willie, there's William Wallace, and now Brogan Bailey. Coming to Frigan Bailey. 2028. Brogan Bailey's coming to theaters. He's coming to theaters, Jeff. So you got to start doing a shot sheet.

Get that ready. We got a cast. You haven't been storyboarding that thing? What the fuck? Brogan Bailey. You can't go, Brogan. You're too small. You know, because he used to be small.

Yeah. And then, that's the tale of Brogan. When he was born, he was quite small. Mm-hmm. He's outed as being like formerly small. We should, we should have the whole thing like his upraise it, like his story growing up. He was small, but he ate all his peas and Brussels sprouts that made him nice. Feels like a parable.

another good facet of it is like all these guys stood up to the Brits so that movie's gonna have all these characters they're like what he's not doing as he's told right right right stuffy Brits

he's not stopping stop him why should I stop him because he's not doing what he's told he must be stopped we don't know what he's been told I told him I told him twice

I told him good I told him not to do that I told him not to be and then later he doesn't stop no matter what they try stuff he doesn't stop

or they think they that they stop and then the king's hand comes up he's like sir he's doing it again he hasn't stopped

what we told him not to he's not doing what we told him not to he's been told twice and then at the end of the movie Bailey he's in standing in front of the whole town and he goes what he said he to stop he's just how he said he stop he's Irish now what is Spanish Spanish? Spanish oh Scottish I can help you that too I just hit 11175 days on Duolingo go ahead Jeff our guy gives in at the end at the end yeah I mean William Wallace died

Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Jeff, you had the idea, one of us had the idea to put, make a Brogan Bailey t-shirt. I think that's a very good idea to make a fake, like, the merch is going to be strong for him. Like a lot of, a lot of different types of merch for him. He's going to be like Bart Simpson. Hey, ooh. Yeah.

And when Brogan Bailey joins Coolidge the Cat as one of the characters of nasty world films, you know? Oh, yes. Yes. Because that's, Disney needed, Mickey is enough. He needed to then have a whole cat. He needed George Geef. He needed to have Donald.

Yeah, yeah. And George Geave. Oh, I found out what Goofy means when referring to, I mean, I know what it means, but when referring to skateboarding or snowboarding, it comes from, uh, goofy,

if you're, if you're skateboarding goofy style, it means your right foot is forward. And most people skate left foot forward or surfer, uh, snowboard and goofy in one of his cartoons like goofy goes surfing or teaches surfing he's surfing the opposite way he's surfing right foot forward so they just called a goofy style so it does it does come from goofy yeah that's what i was told on the olympics the olympic games oh my god can i tell you

what's been happening to me today you ever have one of these fucking days where you're just like i cannot get out of this like tired funk. You can't lock in. I didn't, oh, I can't lock in. I'm loaded in. Not locked in. No, I,

I, I don't think I had a particularly, particularly exciting weekend, but just today, I got up at like nine. It wasn't even that early. And I'm just like, all day, like,

ah, what? Mike, you know what it is? Cortisol levels, cortisol spike. You have cortisol belly, Mike. No, my cortisol's lows can be. I'm at the gym all day long.

Cortisol brain, cortisol belly, everything. It's all cortisol. I got a cortisol ass. Is cortisol the fat that's in? Because I see, you know, I see cortisol all the time. No, it's a chemical. But you've got to get rid of it. It's a stress chemical.

Stress chemical. You need to be rid of it. And that's what makes fat. Is that what these, that they say it does? No, it's, it's in place of fat. It's like you think your face is bloated from because of what you've been eating? No, no, no.

Cortisol. No, no. No, it's cortisol. Oh. Oh, it doesn't tell you what to do about it. It's cortisol. Hey, you know what would rid me of all my cortisol? Hmm.

It's hearing the booze news of the week. Booze, bit, bit, bit, booze news hit it. Nice. Oh, man, it's going to be the best. I'm so stoked. Take it easy, bro. Oh, wow. I can know.

Well, Tim Jeff and me went to the Hollywood Hills. Up to a famous. Big shots, part is serving cocaine and beans My hair, mother Oh man, you want a beer? All right. All right.

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We are definitely not locked in. We're loaded it. Cortisol. I had some cortisol in my tongue there, I think. Oh, shit. I think the drink of the day has like a third of an ounce of cortisol in it. Oh, fuck. Hey, if you want to hear more Weezer talk, obviously subscribe

to the blow to hear us talk Pinkerton over there. Patreon.com slash the sloppy voice. Today was, today's the big day. Oh, so here's something I want to talk to you guys about booze news, right? And the cortisol leads right into it because cortisol is very on the tip of the tongues of this a certain

community. Jeff, you might, you might know, you've brought this up on the show once. You might know these guys. If I were to say to you, let's say I said, oh, clavicular got frame-mogged. Oh, clavicular? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He got frame-mogged. Did he really, though?

I know what frame-mogging is, I think. What is it? Yeah, I want to say it's like similar to photo bombing and, like, Like it looks like there's a photo and like somebody just totally like outrised you out orred you in a photo. Yes. So yeah. So they did better. You're, you're both in the same photo.

You're mugging the frame. But, but it's not, it's not in a, it's not just, it's not ris. It's like, uh, I think it started with like a moog or what it's like, um, alpha male of the group. So then if you, if you, if you outman somebody, you mug them, but frame mogging is specifically your frame. like a more mussely guy was in a photo with you. You got frame mugged. Oh, like literally like the frame of your body. The frame of your body, yeah.

Oh. And these are all terms of the looks maxing community. Of which we are a very noble part, yes. Yes, yes. Yes. One of the leader, three of the leaders. You guys are, you guys are looks maxing, right? Well, yeah.

You're fantastic. To be frank, I'm jester maxing. Jester maxing. This is a whole, this is how I got into. Now, you mentioned looks maxing on the pod once, and I was like, I didn't look into it, but you were like, oh, it's like internety. And like there's like a wink to the to the nomenclature of it that it's, but it's like about guys trying to be maximized their looks. Jessica mentioned to me the word jester maxing because I haven't heard it before, but it's like basically if you're not good looking enough to looks max, like if it's not going to happen. It's just not going to happen for you.

If it's not going to happen. Look smacksers. They will literally like, it's all weird shit, right? Like you take a hammer to your cheekbones and you, your bone smashing and then your your cheekbones like heal bigger. And like there's all these weird hacks. They're like obsessed with bone structure. That people are doing it at home or like,

yeah. Like exercise. Yeah. Like exercise. Oh my gosh. I heard there was one thing. It was just like pressing your tongue against the roof of your mouth to like change your angle of your jaw or something like that.

Oh, I see those. I've seen those ads. where it's like, it's like a little piece of rubber and you just like, you put in their front teeth and just chew on it like cuts your jaw. You're supposed to get like a chad jaw. But that's not bone. I don't think that's,

I don't think that's messing with bone though. No, that's, but like that's looks maxers talk, we talk about that. They've like learned the names of the bones in the face and they like talk about a lot. So they'll be like, don't do that like that chewy mouth jaw thing

because that'll just make the blank bone. I mean like the blank muscle grow. But you want your blank bone. You know, Like they've learned all the face parts and they're geeking out about it. Is looks maxing a male thing over a female thing? Yeah. It looks maxing refers to like guys getting buff and chiseled.

Yeah, I thought it was just when Jeff had brought it up, I thought it was just like trying to look good. It's like this is a very specific internety community. And the foremost guy in the community is this guy clavicular who's just like a hot guy who's 20 years old. clavicular is the bone It's the scientific name for your collar bone. Yeah, like clavicle. Oh, you're clavicle.

Yeah. Oh. So I just came across. I was interested in jester maxing because what I found out is like, like, oh yeah, what is that? If you're, if you've been bone smashing and you're, you've been like there's all this, there's a lot of pseudoscience. Like they do, they do a lot of like supplements and don't eat this, do eat that, blah, blah, blah. but if like if you don't have the facial structure or it's just not going to happen to you like the other option to get girls instead of looks maxing is jester maxing and then you're like oh you act silly on the dance floor you do funny dances or you dress kind of in a peacocky way and you're gesture maxing and it's like it's the only other option if you're like a pipsqueak or you're chubby and that's that you know like the only other option mike

no give me one more shot at the maxing i've got some new ideas this bone smashing is good i want to try right at. Please, Jeff, give me one more fucking shot. I can do good for you. I have seen clavicular on a very funny clip. Somebody's talking to him about J.D. Vance versus Gavin Newsom and who he would vote for. And make no mistake, this guy is like, he's like a conservative dude. But he just tears apart. J.D. Vance is like recess chin, his face and all this stuff. And he's like, Gavin Newsomogs. And he's like, the interviewer, asking me, he's just like, so you don't agree with Gavin Newsom's politics, but you would vote for him. And he's like, um, a hundred times over. Just, just because Gavin Newsom looks more like quote unquote presidential. Right. But, oh, man. So I do know who clavicular is.

He kind of like, like, I would say this month, like he was, he was a guy for like a year or two, uh, who, like he's a, he's a, he's a kick streamer. Kick, you know, like that. That's a website where people like stream. So he's like a live streamer. But then, he talks a lot of like face stuff and pseudoscience supplement stuff. But I feel like within the last month or two is when this stuff all like crossed over to the mainstream and started coming across my feed. Like there was an article about him in the New York Times because he modeled at New York Fashion Week. And then it's like he was being like shitty and racist at a club and gotten a fight. And I think he maybe is from like Arizona, but parties in Miami a lot or vice versa. versa. But he is a shitty edge lord.

So, like, he will, he uses the F slur and the R word any chance he could get. I don't think he, like, it's just, he's trying to be, he thinks he's trying to be funny, but like he's simply not funny. And he, and he sucks really bad. But it's sort of like made its way into the mainstream enough and was in my feed that I said to myself, I'm not a fucking editor-in-chief of booze news here. I need to know what are these looksmaxers drink? You know what I mean? Oh, what do they drink? Oh, this is interesting, Tim.

What do they drink? he talks a lot about drug maxing. And stuff like that. Is it just getting as drugged up as possible? Like doing his money. I mean, they put max at the end of everything or or MOG. Office maxing,

HBO maxing. Are these guys, are they productivity, like rise and grind ater all guys? Or like what's their thing? Or are they straight edge, like God-fearing edge lord guys? Clivicular,

uh, stop doing cocaine. and he does meth because it keeps him skinny. Jesus Christ. But there are, basically there are no morals or motivations here other than looking good, right? Like getting girls with your alpha looks. So that's why he would vote the way that he described his vote. Like, no, this isn't, there's, there's no like pious Christianity to it.

And there's no rise and grind bro entrepreneurial spirit to it. I mean, he brags about being rich and stuff. but it's just from being like a good looking. But it's proudly shallow and proudly. What's the word just like? Like superficial. Yeah. Superficial.

It's funny that it's like this looks maxing thing. It's not like a new idea that guys are trying to look good with one goal to pick up ladies. But it just like the whole social media and internet of the world, it's like we have to think that this is an actual movement or so. Like remember we talked about the new. the Newman's, the Normans in England? In Australia. Yeah, Australia. And it's just like, yeah, that's something,

but you could kind of write an article about like, hey, these three guys are cocktail podcasting maxing. Let's get in, I don't know, that's a bad example. But I don't know, with the internet, there's just you can kind of group people together more and make it seem like a thing. Yeah, a writer needs a hook. And like, you don't get an article.

You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't know. It's a weird. I do love, though, let's say you're in Columbus, Ohio. You've never been there before, but you're walking up the venue

and you start to see some people in Hawaiian shirts and they're on ramble rambles and they're drinking po-bo-noes and you're part of them of a sloppy community. It is fun. So I think that people who are complete brain-dead fucking morons on the internet want that feeling. You know what I mean?

Opposite of our fans, of course. Right. No, yes. That's what I'm saying, is ours is based on something, but I think if you're just, but anyway, so I said... And I should say, too, like, the reason we've acquired some fans and they come to our shows is because of the internet and social media,

so I take back all I say, but it's just an odd, it's odd looking at stuff like this. Sure. And I think it's just, you know, when you're a few generations down of, like, a certain way of thinking, then anything becomes, you know, like, once it's a subreddit, it's a community, and then it gets weirder on 8chan, you know, like, and that's... but also like to again also against my point is like or to my point I'm not sure we are talking about this or I'm talking about this is like you know a 43 year old guy I'm sure like I look at things or experiences like okay this is the thing we do and there's some permanence to it and some lasting effect to it where as maybe a younger person who grew up with the internet things are disposable and just like yeah today I'm looks maxing tomorrow I don't give a shit and it's just happens for the day and it's just happens for the day and

flies out the window. I don't know. It's an interesting... That's a very good point, Michael, because I do think that the young people are just living their lives and then it's the old people that are like, wait, wait, what now? And I will say, I did a pretty deep dive on TikTok and the amount of videos making fun of this shit or saying this shit has gone too far outweighs the real ones. Far outnumber the real deal. Yeah. And even that, like, even when I said, like, everyone was like saying that clavicular got framed mugged by an ASU frat leader. I saw more boomers being like, clavicular, God, what is this like, which is like what I said,

right when you said the beginning, I was like, huh? Clavicular himself has said, like, he's like, none of this is about the slang. Like, boomers get hung up on the slang. I'm just like talking, you know? That said, I wanted to know what they drink. So I did a deep dive and here's some videos when I, when I was searching for, what is clavicular drink? What is clavicular drink? What are the looks maxers drink? What are the aura farmers drink? Okay. Here we go. Water is such a coat, bro. The only thing that I'm

gonna drink is diet soda. Diet soda and energy drinks, okay? I'm not gonna drink fucking water. Water's disgusting. I hate, I hate water. Water is my worst nightmare. But alcohol is just like is a looksman, bro. It blows you. Do you not want to do that? No, I don't want to look to myself. Okay, then you don't have to. I gotta say jizzled as fuck, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, as if you aren't already enough. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Dude, the problem is drinking just is so bad for you.

It's so subhuman. Disgraceful. I mean, like, I will if it's warranted, but I don't know. I try to avoid it as much as possible. Because I don't get nervous necessarily. Sometimes I say too much, even when I'm sober. So God forbid I get drunk, I don't know. Oh, I forget to say, so like, there's a whole thing about, like,

when he helps guys like with either their facial features are working out, it's ascending them. So if you do anything bad, you're descending. So, so, and then if it's real bad, it's subhuman. Subhuman, a drink. Oh my God. Don't listen to that, folks. Great vocab. I love. I love it. Yeah.

So anyway, that was, I was having trouble and I was like, I know I had seen before I was thinking about the drink, I know I had seen him at clubs holding cocktails and stuff. But then when I Googled like, what do looks maxers drink? It said like, It said vodka, which would make sense, because it's like the healthy one.

Vodka sodas or stuff like that. And I was like, I thought I maybe saw him drinking. I couldn't tell if it was a vodka soda or tequila soda. And then all of his recent videos are about sober maxing and not even doing Coke anymore because meth is better and stuff like that. I'm not even doing cooking. But then I truly sunk an hour, another hour into this. And then I finally came across this clip. I'm looking pretty fucking subhuman this dream because,

of the alcohol, I swear to you. Now, your deep blurt is this morning, bro. Your eyes were so sore. Oh, you could fucking drunk at the whole bottle, bro. Yeah, dude. I had an entire bottle fucking d'clock last night. It was so bad. Tequila.

It looked like you got by an expert. He was like falling asleep and like all the tape. Oh, yeah, dude. Tequila. See, drank all bought a tequila. And then when I look back old, like, chubbier clavicular, even then, it was just, it was tequila soda. So that makes sense.

It's, uh, it's the healthy drink. Jeff, you yourself are a bit of a tequila soda drinker. Yeah, very much. I was looksminning though at the time. What did he say? Yeah, looks, that's a looks min. Oh, another one is a coat. He said water is a cope.

Cope is like, put like excuses for first things. You know, like I guess like cop out kind of, but. I thought when he was saying looksman like like a coping mechanism. Yeah. When he said looksman, I thought he was saying like, well, you would say like someone's a sportsman or a a fisherman. A swordsman.

Us fellow looksmen are here to drink water. That would be great if the looks maxers were rivals with a like a group called the looksman. Luxman. We have a different philosophy. Kingsman. They have a king's been out soon. Put a few looksmen in him.

Anyway, that guy's a piece of shit. I shouldn't be platforming him too much. But just know there's a there's a whole dumb world out there. And they do talk so, so much about how. health and everything. And it sounds like he's getting off the booze. But tequila, if you're, if you're, if you were trying to get hot, drink a lot of tequila.

And that's what clavicular does. Oh. Drink a lot of tequila. No, he said that that's what made him look bloated. Well, he drank that whole bottle that one time. And that's why he felt subhuman. Also, it made him puffy. So don't drink the tequila then.

Okay. Just do meth. Just do what we do, folks. Enjoy the drink of the day. he's really into pills and he has he's like recommends people like oh if you want to feel kind of drunk on the on the dance floor where there's a pill called like a pre-gab something like that and and he's like these will you know give you that same kind of drunk feeling and stuff like that but you know when people like you know people like you know people do cocaine like you're saying meth or smokeweed or drink when people say like i i don't just kind of do pills what pills like do people take like that's adderol and the uh traditionally i think i've thought speed like uh But I'm going off of like the Beatles, the cavern club, like, before they'd ever smoked weed with like Bob Dylan or whatever. They were just like, oh, we just do some pills, you know. Which could have just been like caffeine pills.

But like diet, diet pills kind of were like kind of speedy back in the day. The clueludes would have been around then if, and those don't exist anymore. I think if Wolf of Wall Street was being truthful to me. Nobody calls like Oxycontin pills, really. You know, like, And that's what I was wondering. And people don't go ecstasy pills either. Yeah.

Like pills seems like a prescription drug to me. It sounds like brittal or adderol or something. Yep. An upper of some sort, an amphetamine. I got to talk to my dealer and say, yes, get me the Adderall.

Because he was like, you just say pills all the time. What do you want? Pills. Let's give me some cocaine pills, man. Throw a weed pill in there, too. And a bottle of beer. A bottle of beer pill

A beer pill Dude, I'm so beer pilled Is that it for booze news That's it for beer pills Wrap it up One, two, three, four Oh, nice, dude Dude, nice

You guys still locked in? I'm loaded in Yes, well I never really got locked in But I'm getting there I'm like, come on. By the end of the, by the end of the episode, you're going to hear, I'm locked in. Chick, chick, chick, bitch.

That's the last sound in the whole episode. Oh, he loaded. He locked in last minute. Well, we should have a whole thing like loaded and cocked, you know? I don't say it like that. What could possibly be misconstrued about loaded and cocked? Fine. How about this, Jeff?

Loaded and cocked. It's the same. It's okay. It's loaded. What's the drink of the day? The Rosita you've had? No. No.

You've heard. Tim, do go on. Yes. Never had nor heard. So please, please do go on. Never heard. Never heard. Never heard.

This is a total mystery to me. The Rosita is a Nogroni variation. We've sampled some of those before, have we not? Yes, very recently we did. Yeah, we have. Even last episode. Yes, because last episode was the old pal. It's crazy how many

Nagroney variations there are. I mean, we all know that Negroney was invented in Florence by Count Negroney and it's equal parts, gin, Campari and a sweet vermouth. But... Count Nogroni. We have swapped whiskey in for the gin

and made a boulevardier, delicious. Then with that boulevardier, we swapped out the sweet red vermouth and put in dry vermouth and had an old pal, which was challenging for the palate to witness. I think the three of us, You or Tim, maybe an appointment only or something on that one,

but I think we all didn't love. Yeah. And the appointment was when you're trying to get rid of your driver move. Yeah, right. You go a party with all your friends over to get the driver move out. You have a shitty party. That was the first out and out skip I've had in probably a year on pod. Just telling people.

Oh, yeah. Do this one. Yeah. Not neat. I know I skipped the Lusitania. I think I hated the Lusitania. Hmm. The white and a good.

Nogroni is a ngroni with Lillet Blanc instead of vermouth. Oh, I mean, come on. If you have champagne instead of gin, that's the famed Negroni Spagliato, champagne. Game of phone style. Yeah. Mascal Nogroney. Perfect Nogroney is when you use both types of Routh, kind of like a perfect Manhattan. Kingston Nogroni has Jamaican rum.

Interesting. And the swaps and substitutions go on and on forever. Rumble stillskin. But today. the Rosita, however, uses tequila as the base spirit, then uses both vermouths, sweet and dry, perfect style, Kampari, and then throws in a dash of Angostura bitters. Hey.

A good measure. Funny little history on this drink. And lemon, too? Did I see lemon on the ingredient? As a garnish. Uh-huh. Garnish with lemon twist. Funny history on this one where the rosita is,

Like it's an older drink, but like popularized in the 2000s by this famous bartender and drinks writer, Gary Gaz Reagan. And when asked. Is that, is that Gaz dash Regan or Gaz Reagan? G.A. Z is his nickname. First name Gary. Last name Reagan. Nickname. Gas.

Oh, got you. Got you. Gotcha. Um, so when asked, somebody asked Gaz, hey, where did you find out about the, uh, Rosita? He said that he read about it in the book from, uh, right. Terry Sullivan. And then somebody asked Terry Sullivan, where did you hear about the Rosita?

And he said he read about it in the 1991 book, The Bartender's Bible, written by GAS. So Gaz had forgotten that he had put it in a book 20 years earlier. Gas. He was like, I have no memory of that. Anyway, they've traced it. Like, Inbibe Magazine is traced it back to the 1974 edition of Mr. Boston's official bartender's guide.

which look, I have three editions of this book, but they're all too old, so they didn't have, uh, it's a very fun kind of just a straightforward book of, uh, recipes. Was that the book somebody gave you on tour? It was like a guy had like a, almost looked like a Dickens character on the front. I'll, uh,

to be frank, Mike, three guys on tour. I've given me in this book and I have them all here and I hold them close to my heart. Yes. Thanks, y'all. Different editions. He's got a little library going over there, Mike.

I need each edition. I don't have any that include Gaz's recipe. which we got off liquor.com. Here it is, one and a half ounces tequila, half ounce sweet vermouth, half ounce dry vermouth, half ounce Campari, one dash Angostura bitters. Add all ingredients into a mixing glass filled with ice.

Stir smoothly for 15, 20 seconds until well chilled. Strain into a rocks glass filled with fresh ice or a single large ice cube. Garnish with a lemon twist. Ooh, that sounds good. I got that big cube from ice cream. Yeah, I'm taking it, folks. I'm taking the cube out.

That's an hell of a product, ice made clear. Who? Who? Hell yeah. Would you say they're the reverend guitars of the ice world? Yeah, I would. I would, too. Yeah, I'd say that.

I'd say they're sort of the Badger Bev's. They were Ice World. Yeah. Oh my God. I did a show last night at Bell House. And somebody in the audience had a Badger Bev's hat. And right like in the middle of my joke, I was like, hey, Badger Beves. And he's like, huh?

Isn't that a Badger Bev's hat? And he's like, I don't know. I don't know. either he didn't think I was talking I don't know I was like you don't know what your head but I couldn't stay on it because the rest of the room was like this sucks

that's a big show you can't be doing that Mike I know I can't be fucking around like that I think it's good as loose I hope this drink's gonna get me a little loose Mike when you said that I think you were jester maxing be honest I gesture well I'm when I'm stage

yeah I'm jester max I'm trying to you guys no jester maxing on Laf maxing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Jester Maxio on top. Just pod maxing here. Um, do we make these drinks? Yes. Yes.

Folks, we'll be right back here with more the sloppy boys. F on the back. Rosita's in hand. Let's see him. Good looking drink. A nice pink. Woohoo. Yeah.

Um, I had a nice cold vermouth. Oh, nice. Both of them cold? Both vermouths fresh, both fresh. Dry vermouth. Wet vermouth. fresh fresh wet vermouth

fresh fresh fresh wait now wait hold on second the dry vermouth was fresh last week you didn't buy

yet another vermooth right but it was refrigerated Mike for a first a podcast first for old

I just cracked my red doleine I love getting a fresh remuth and throwing it away in a few weeks here we go

I am curious all right first steps Hmm. First thought is that the tequila takes it away from I don't feel like I'm immediately judging it as a Negroni variation because the first taste was tequila. Yeah.

It made me, I think my tongue was like, Tim, you ain't never had a margarita like this before. You get that first tequila blast, this tequila forward and then creeps in that ashy, ashy, Kampari. I am, uh, this is, one of those drinks, I am banking on the meltiness to help. Because as is, this is kind of like

Jeff, the last week's drink when you were like, hmm, as I'm putting the ingredients, isn't I don't like this ingredient? I don't like this ingredient. I don't like all three of them. This one, I happen to be fine with tequila. It's not like I love the taste of tequila. But as I was putting all these together, I had that same feeling. I do love the taste of tequila. That would be a go-to. That would be something I go for. I'm using a simple hornidos. Oh, you're a simple man. But yeah, I can't say a knee-jerk reaction. I don't know if they're gelling.

You know, I feel like they're in conflict. They're not working in concert. Yeah, they are in conflict. It's a mess in this cup. I tell you, I'm getting tequila. Then a wave of bitterness. I'm like Campari. And then I'm breathing after the fact stuck with my least favorite of the flavor is the dry remove.

Yeah. Well, they're taking turns. It's at least polite. Tim, they're passing you around. Yeah, it's the least polite. It's a very... You know, did we ever do the espresso martini variation with tequila on the show? That's one that I know we discussed, and I've had out in the wild. And I do think it makes more sense for an espresso martini to be made with. Blanco tequila for the upper quality. Yeah, the stimulants are synergizing. Stimulants are synergizing.

I like it with rum. Espresso martine with rum. It kind of taste-wise, it just sort of... That makes sense because, like, Kaluas got rum in it too. Yeah, Kalua is coffee rum, so... Ooh, you know what I just had again recently? There's a bar near me who serves these. They have a pumpkin spice latte martini.

It's good. It's like the espresso martini, but it's a little different taste. Sounds like something that would, a lot of people would be angry to witness, but you said it tastes good. Yeah, people were screaming at me. Spice, the PSL. Well, it's weird for the espresso to be beloved, and you can't take the one step towards PSL.

Yeah. I said, I said, let's put that PSL on these DSLs, and you get a tip. All right. All right. that's an easy one that's an easy one now is that the text on the brogan bailey shirt wait wait what that's what brogan bailey says trying to put that PSL on these DSLs it's bad it's bad hey it's a starting point at least you guys i'm not saying it's a good shirt is it's but it might be the shirt you know and we didn't say when broken Bailey takes

place folks right it could have been like the 50s that could be like 2021 It's just a little bit, a couple of years ago. And folks, you're supposed to be dazzled by the alliteration. William Wallace, Rob Roy, Brogan, Billy. Keep your mind on that. Don't worry so much about what he says about DSLs or PSLs. What he says, how he looks. Don't even pay a potential of the price of the T-shirt.

Just buy it. It's a good shirt. It's a damn good shirt. Quality shirt. Buy a couple sizes. You might get bigger. get smaller, who knows. Have a couple sizes of the Brogan Bailey shirt.

You're covered by a long Brogan Bailey shirt. People say, what is that? Why does he say that? And you say, don't worry about it. I'll hit you with the link. Don't worry about all that. Check out the sloppy boys Patreon. Why does he say that?

He says that. Why don't we make the text kind of blurry so you can't really eat that place? Text and image blurry. What's he say? That's not important. I'm trying to buy the shirt online. I can't tell you. what he says, oh, you got to order it to find out what it says.

That would be so funny on a movie poster. They're not confident. They don't like what the person said. So they put it on there, but they blur it. Like, we did tell him we put it on here. She's like, damn, it looks like it only got like two stars from the Hollywood reporter. You're putting that on there? Yeah.

Yeah, we have filled space on the ad, but we are going to blur it. Oh, that works. work. Isn't it funny thinking I was just going to say, Tim, I thought you were kind of describing, I thought you were going to describe like the shirt, the image of the shirt online is blurry, but order it and you'll see what it is.

When you think, you know, the little boo-boos that have kind of come and gone, the types of things that people, when people buy something and they don't know where it is and like, oh, it could be the thing. That is amazing that there's products out there. Like a Pokemon? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, like a blind box, blind box thing. Or even like baseball cards. It's like amazing that people just throw money down. I'm like, who knows? Who knows? We should come up with something. Why don't we do that? Yeah, little Brogan Bailey's.

You buy something. You don't know what it is. You don't know if it's a hologram. What about it? From the sloppy boys, I ordered the $50 delivery. What will it be? What will it be? I know it's a $50 delivery.

Mm-hmm. I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, taken by some fucking Instagram ad. Around Christmas time, I'm like, you know, picking up gifts for people. And I just kept getting ads to me that were like these little boxes that looked, you know, made out of electronic. It was an electronic device. And you put it down and you look through the thing and it like magnifies whatever you're looking at by like 2,000 percent. And I was like, oh, this would be a fun gift to bring for Christmas.

And along with it on this website, I can also get a $20 surprise gift. Oh, is this T-Moo? It's like around, it's probably all coming from T-Mu, but it's another drop or whatever. But so I ordered the things from your house, Tim. This is around when I was there early in December. They didn't get to me until, ooh, well into January. Or it didn't get to me into well into January. Open it up, pointless.

It's kind of neat because it can magnify stuff. But I was like, oh, what's the special surprise going to be? I opened it up. And it's like one of those cheap-ass little like leather bracelets with like some nondescript, like a few beads on. I was like, what is the $20 for this thing? Fuck off. And have it on time.

It was a terrible gift. Like it was a $20 value, you see. Right, right, right. A $20 value. But I would rather the thing get there on time. Oh, sure. Oh, sure. Oh, sure.

I'd give anything for that $20 gift. Me over here, I've got nothing but a $20 gift. GIF. Ooh. A $20 gift? I pay. Every time I text you guys a GIF, I pay $20. I pay.

I pay, well, I use other people's NFTs, so I got to pay them out. Then I got to pay the app store. Well, yeah, I bought you Chipotle one time, and you sent me a bored ape. Mm-hmm. That should have covered it. That ape was, at the time, was worth, at one time it was worth a lot of money. When I came to you was about 18 cents worth. So I still owe you.

Right. I want to do another one of these drinks. but here's the thing. I'm going to change every single ingredient. I'm going to make just a new drink. I don't want to do this drink again. I get it. I feel like there's something missing like,

I'm like, I haven't thought this through, so maybe this is false, but do tequila drinks normally have citrus? Like all of them? Yeah, is it lime and margarita has the line. I almost shook this because I thought it was going to be, it's not shaken.

This is a stirrer. But like this feels like it's missing. lime and it feels weird to me to just have this tequila and like the lemon are you tasting the lemon at all I'm not tasting enough not enough no because it's just a twist it's not no juice but I feel

like I'm that I'm left there's it's a round or even the even there's not that much Campari in this drink so it's not even that bitter I'm getting all these round vermouth taste wrapping around my agave and I don't have anything like you know stand up to something sharp shoot right through the middle

Yeah, usually tequila is sharp enough for me, and it cuts through everything, but not here. Yeah, man, I wanted to shake so bad, because I was looking at that big bottle of hornitos, and I said, no, no, this is a stir, Jeff. You don't get to shake this one. Shake your cocktail. But isn't there. There's a good teakie drink with Kampari in it I'm not thinking of. Junglebird. That's the one, memory man.

That's a nice molassesy bull. black strap dark rum folks pineapple lime juice demerara syrup dark room Kampari yum yum yum We gotta get back on the Tiki train huh This summer I mean before the summer

I'll do it next week if you want I was thinking when one of you guys mentioned rum earlier I think we're due for a rum drink Like a kind of a nice classicy rum drink You know what I mean? Yeah just you know there's a great We'll find one but we'll find knowing us Every week we do

Um these still have lots of Tiki Tiki classics we haven't got into but I was down at the Evangeline Swamp Room in Chinatown, which is a New Orleans theme bar, but they got a rum runner on there. That's cool. It's wonderful. They've got hurricanes and rum runners and some fun rum drinks.

And I was thinking, yeah, I love rum. Rum in the tongue. That room you're talking about, or that bar you're talking about, is great. It's just like you walk in and it's like a big high ceiling place. That's just a big room. in a kind of a nondescript part of town. It's just like on the corner,

you walk in, you're like, whoa, there's something in here. Feels legitimately like New Orleans. Like when you're inside that bar, the, you know, is there a word for, this is why I wish we kept an aestheticist. I went there with you. That's when I, that's what I remember going there.

You, me, and Neil and Fran. And we did karaoke. That's right. And you did a fucking sloppy voice song. I sang Tom Collins and karaoke. Kind of pulled a bit. I saw the Jeff Tweak. Did he did that maybe a couple weeks ago.

The Willco guy sang himself song. Yeah, he sang that, don't cry, you can rely on me, honey. But I beat him to it. Oh, I like that. I sang Tom Collins. Sorry, Tweedy. I couldn't hit the notes on that particular night. Now, Tim, when you say you sang one of our songs at karaoke,

that wasn't like a song B or whatever. That was a YouTube or something. I noticed the guy was using YouTube. So he was mainly doing Kara fun, but he was doing it off of YouTube. And I said, this is my chance. I've waited forever for this. Oh, you. The one, the, the, what is you, song B?

The one you're talking about, Jeff, with that little cartoon of the B kind of like stretching out and screaming. Yeah, what is that? He's a screaming bee. Not to be confused with Sing King. Wait, what's that? Sing King. Oh.

The logo at the beginning and goes, Sinking. It's been a while since we've done karaoke. That used to be like kind of a more normal thing for us. Yeah.

Next time I do karaoke, I'm going to do the vocal ease for you app and I'm going to go yong, young, young, young and warm up. And then you guys even be like, I've never heard Tim sing dancing in the dark like this before.

Tim, let me tell you this. I did the warm up of minor version and kind of quieter before a stand-up set. recently. And I was like, hey, this is kind of like, I don't know if I really needed it or not, but it got me into like a show mindset. You know what I mean? That's cool. Yeah. I was like, yeah, we'd be talking for a while here.

Do you have any other pre-show tradition? Like when you're a music show, there's all this stuff you have to do. Is there anything for stand-up? I mean, I also know Wayne Gretzky used to have four hot dogs with mustard and onions before every game. Do you have any traditions? No, I try to get to the place. at the last minute. Like I try not to be there too early because then I'm just pacing around

waiting to go on. You don't like pacing around. No, because then I'm like pace around thinking I should be like thinking about what I'm doing, which, you know, what I'm about to say, which never helps. It's better to just be loose for me anyway. Well, tomorrow night you're doing,

you're taping your special in Toronto. Do you have any pre-show plans? Any final words? No, I'm going to eat a, sensible meal. I will be eating some chicken, some salad, maybe some, uh, uh, a noodle salad. Like a, uh, a noodle, uh, a noodle, uh, a noodle, uh, a noodle, like a noodle, yeah, noodle salad. Now, this chicken, this chicken, this chicken, Mike, what colors are going to be? This chicken is going to be cooked all the way through. You understand? I'm not cooking. No purple. I don't take that. I don't take that type of chance, uh, before my own show night. Not on the show night. It's,

it's not going to be purple. It's going to be cooked white all the way through. I love that. I, I ask if you have anything distinct you're going to do. You're like, no. Oh, no, I'll probably just have some noodle salad. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We all eat noodle salad every day. Nothing weird. Probably just a noodle salad. Hot noodle and cold crisp salad.

No, I'll do like a macaroni salad. That's what I mean, not noodle salad. Hey, see if you can get out to Swiss chalet and have some of the chicken and French fries. It's fun. Yeah, I'll see if I can do that. It's like, it's like, it's like almost like a Danish level, not fancy. Yeah, it's a. Cheney.

Is that true to him? That's how you say that. Oh, that's Dick Cheney's name. That's how... He never corrected anyone. He wanted to be, oh, so likable. Isn't that funny? He's the most hateable guy in the world

that he didn't want to correct people. It's like, dude, we hate you. So if we say your name wrong, you can go, it's Cheney. And it won't change my opinion of you at all. Not one. He died within the last year, didn't he? That's really sad.

Hold on. Can I cry for his own? I'm a boob, boom, boom, boom. Yeah. Hey. Hmm. All right, for real, we got to make round two. Are we,

uh, I'm just gonna make, I'm going off the off book and making something. I don't know. I can't do this shit anymore. I just don't do this. I can't do this. I can't do this.

I have a decrepit lemon. Um, it's on its last legs. It had that sort of like, that rubbery bouncy body, you know, and it starts to get a little, little gummy.

You're like, it's still good, but only for, right before it gets hard. Yeah, it's like, it's getting a little spongy, but I got a nice twist out of it. I'm thinking, I'm going to juice that lemon and see if some, I don't have a line, but I'll see if some lemon juice. It's like a half house of juice or something.

I don't know, like half a lemon's worth of juice to see if it just brightens this thing up. That's what I think I'm looking for is like that, that acidic brightness. That makes sense. I'm going to stop fucking around with this, quote unquote, perfect. of the two vermouths. I'm just going to make myself a tequila nagroney. And I'm going to go one step

further. I'm going to make it equal parts. Tequila Campari, sweet red vermouth. So I'm really putting Gaz to the test here. Because if I like a tequila nagroney, then he really fucked up with this thing. Then what was this all for, Gats?

Gas. I still haven't gotten his name right. Gazz. He's the gas man. Hey, Gaz, come on the show. Defend yourself if you're still alive. He's not. But for now. I'm sorry to say Gaz has joined Dick Cheney up there in the sky.

Folks, we're going to take a quick break. And when we come back, a seance with gas. We're back with round two of rositas. I just added a half ounce of lemon juice to the drink as scripted. Oh. And? does not save it. Is it just too, like does a lemon at all like mix,

alchemize or is it just? It's like yet another guy joining the party who's not getting along with everybody else. Does he take turns? Where does he come in in the lineup of taste? Last, second of last? No, he sort of threw out. Before it used to really be like,

I'm drinking tequila, then I'm drinking Kampari. Yeah, yeah. Maybe he's host. So he's sort of, he's sort of taking your hand and walking you through the party, Jeff. Here's to kill. He's hosting. Jeff, here's Compari. No, we can, don't talk to Compari too long because we have to get over to the vermooths. Can we leave? Just leave your coat on the ice, Jeff. Um, not great. What do you got, Mike? I, uh, took a little vodka and a little, uh, vanilla, uh, syrup that we used recently for the, right.

Mike, Mike is holding up. a dark, a dark brown drink. This is quite a variation on the rosita. Yeah, I wasn't going with any of those. I was going exactly the opposite of rosita. And crem de cassis right now. So wait, wait, what is that again? Vodka, vanilla, and crem de cassis.

Ooh, that's very good. That tastes like a little blue by, a little bear pie. That tastes like a southern berry pie. Mike Tyler and work on that in the test kitchen and bring it into the pie. Why don't we make a berry pie drink? This is great. Yeah. Barry pie for me and all my guys.

Is that like red, red purple to you? It looked like, it looked like Coke to me. It's per, like Cassis is what we put in a, a bramble. Yeah,

it looks like coal in here. Yeah, yeah. It's got a little bit of a purplish tint. Let's see it. Crem de Cassee is also called something else. And I always forget. There's like a better, you love it, Jeff.

It was like, uh, there's cremdaecee, Cremde Moore and, um, the shamboard. Shambord. Shamboard.

Shamboard is my favorite. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Shampboard. Maybe I'll add it to a berry pie. Tim did away with the dry altogether. And I made an equal parts tequila and a groney. And, yeah, I mean, like, I've had a mescalum of negroni before. And this is like that where it's like a groney.

But I am getting a tequila. So this is superior gas. I didn't hate your drink. But if your little variations didn't make it better than a tequila nagroney, that's not saying so much how you're going to fair in my final thoughts. Oh shit. Well, let's get into it.

Tim? I think it's a fail. Because, Gaz, I love you. But if, like I said, it's like, if a tequila negroni is better than, I mean, I liked that little one dash of Angostura, but I have a message to all of the bartenders listening from all, for me,

I'm representing all of your customers. stop trying to get us to drink dry vermouth. We don't like it. We don't like it. Every fancy bar I go to makes me a martini that is way too wet. And the fancier the bar, the wetter the martini. And I'm like, why are you doing this to me? You guys are weird.

You're wrong and you're weird. And the public hates this shit. Stop. Yeah. I think if they remove is maybe where they think they can flex their muscles with like, a weird vintage or something. Yeah. You know?

Yeah. Or flex just like this isn't tasting like every other drink you've had. It tastes like shit. Otherwise, like you can make your own beef eaters in olive juice, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They want to throw you a curveball with like, oh, we have like a nasty little French thing. But it's funny that that's the thing, like, especially with martinis. I have a lot of martinis out.

I'm like, innovate in a, you know, like, I think with the, the brine element is the best place to be innovating, right? I see places that have like tarragon vinegar or they have, they have anchovy oil or whatever you want. Innovate with the brine. Don't innovate with the grapey sweet liquid. Yeah. Unless it's the grape ape also keep your hands off.

That's fucking great. The fakes grape. How funny, though. I legitimately. think the grape ape is miles above a 50-50 martini that has a bunch of vermouth in it. Yeah. Yes.

I haven't had a martini a long time. As I've been going out, I haven't really been drinking much as I go out these days. Oh, Mike, what's wrong? Mike, are you sober maxing? Are you drug maxing? What's going on? I am drug maxing. I'm pill maxing, so I

do more riddlin. No, I, but when I do order something, I'm going for more of a gin and tonic, more of a crisper, sort of lighter, uh, refreshing drink. I mean, martini can be refreshing, but it's not, it's just kind of a, you hold it and sip it type thing. It's not a, it's a heavy blow. And do you like specifically that it is a, a bubbly highball, or you mean just like, in general, clear citrusy things for Michael? I'm thinking, I'm thinking the citrusy, uh, bubbly is what I'm. Oh, and the bubble. Desiring most these days. Well, a gin and

tonic is a wonderful drink. I'm not going to fight you on that. It's not bad. and it's good to drink. Mike, your final thoughts? Submit them, please. This is a not order again for me. On the Rosita. Now, on the berry pie, this is very much an order again.

Right. Three berry pies. Three of my guys. That's what you say. That's good. Let's spitball your, Mike. You got the vanilla in there. That's smart.

Is there to make it pie-ish? Does it get a bailey's drip? Or does he, is there some, what makes it pie? What are our crust tastes? Cinnamon. Cinnamon. Cinnamon.

Cinnamon edge. Goldschlager. Oh, how about this? A flower rim. A flower rim. It cakes on your lips. A flower. F-L-O-U-R.

Oh, what about crushed-up graham cracker? Oh, that's not so bad. Crushed up grandcracker with a little vanilla around the edge to hold it on? Hey. I was about to complain that we've never had gold slugger on the pod, but fireball is omnipresent. So fireball. I can imagine a little either a dropper of Baileys or Fireball in there to represent the crust. The berry pie.

I like it. And for me, this drink is a hard pass. I'm on a streak maybe because maybe just recency bias coming off last week. We're doing Negroni variations and you don't like Negronies. Yeah, which we don't. The hammer's coming down. I'm on with them. But I didn't like the first

degroni, second degroni, variation on the negroni, and not this one either. Folks, it's a hard pass from the J man. That's good, Jeff. You're sticking to your, how you feel. You're not saying,

you know what, I didn't give a good one last week. I should probably give the fans with it. No, you're talking from the hot, which I don't do. I should, because I love this drink. From the heart. You know what it is?

I think it's just that timeless integrity. Oh, that's what it is that gets you. Yes, yes. And I think that to any listeners going, well, Jeff probably just doesn't like Campari. Uh, uh, uh, back up the episode hit Rewind. He just said he likes jungle birds. So, so you're wrong. Mm-hmm.

So you're wrong. And he also stayed in a hotel in Zurich that had the words Campari on the fucking roof. Yeah, but then we climbed up there and we, Woo-Woo! Changed us so it's the badger beves. Badger babes. Rear. Reach for the badger.

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Or will he cling to his Haterous ways? Will Mike even watch the right movies? That's right, folks. It's X month. This March only on the blowout. X month. Go to patreon.com slash the sloppy boys.

X month. Woo. From the guys that brought you Zabababovabut. What a weird thing for me now that I know there's like Here I'm living my life in February. Everything's great. Yeah. The next month I'm going to live in is a whole bad month for me.

It's just life will be a negative. It'll be bad. But it is exciting for me, the definition of a blind spot. I don't know shit. Like I know Professor X. I know Storm. I know Colossus.

Interesting. Okay. I assume they go to battle some evil. And now that I say it out loud, that evil is probably Magneto. But what's the deal with Magneto? Is he himself a mutant who went bad? Is he anti-muting?

I don't know why he's the villain. Ooh, Tim, I can't fucking wait to show you this shit. Ooh. Fun. I've seen some of these movies, I think, but I went in them knowing that a few of characters, but I don't really know much about or knew what was going on. So this will be fun to watch them and have an expert tell me about him. But also, hopefully ask me questions so that I might give my opinion as well.

But also, it's going to be cool, like kind of watching them. Are these in order? Are these all the same like series? Yes. Yeah, they are. Because this is Fox, 20th century Fox had the rights to X-Men. And this started,

and I think maybe most, if not all of these, take place kind of pre-MCU. Like Marvel is kind of doing its own thing. That's kind of cool. And they didn't really have X-Men. Now they do. Is X-Men DC? No, it's Marvel.

It's just like the rights went to a different studio. Oh, right. We'll see what happens. I watch the films, but if I were to here's a preconceived notion, maybe I'll come out hating them even more because admittedly it seems

that X-Men has an amazing cast, right? Patrick Stewart. Sir Ian McKellen, perhaps? Now, maybe I'm going to blame our modern shitty culture of like Oscar winners being in commercials and being in

super movies. Maybe it all started here, maybe it all started here. Interesting. I'm excited to see. Well, Tim, I'll remind you that it was strange for Jack Nicholson to be in Joker and strange for Marlon Brando to be in Superman. That's true, but Jeff, hey, it was

strange for uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, um, um, who's like, no, to go off, to go off Tim's point, it was also stranger things, uh, air, all seasons airing now on

Netflix. Make sure you check that out. That is so true. And it was it was strange for Dr. Strange to do have the shit that he got up to, man. Half the shit. Yeah. You're on screen shit. I'll tell you, Dr. Strange is one that is a complete, I have no knowledge of what is happening with Dr. No, not Dr. Strange. Uh, Dr. No. Doctor Who. That's what. Dr. Who? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I think we can all agree Dr. Who's geek shit that shit sucks that stuff sucks shit oh Jeff don't say that I'm going to comic gotten doctor who's been going for like years and years and years right it's like yeah like star Trek you know like probably like the 60s um is this are we watching one of the movies with

uh with Fossbender in it yes so I wanted to do the movies and not like the cartoon I think the cartoon is like maybe a ultimately more fun or like more what I think of but If I'm trying to win over somebody, I'm not going to make them watch cartoons. Like, we can just watch the best movies. I'm excited. Well, what I was going to say, which was very generous of me, is I'm going to say, I've been in a big Larry McMurtry zone, and I had read Lonesome Dove, and then I watched Lonesome Dove.

The Lonesome Dove miniseries had Robert Duval and Tommy Lee Jones. That's some Oscar winnings coming down to the TV level. So who am I to, who am I? Who are you? RIP Robert Duvall. You were just telling us to me. You were like, wow. Sad.

I just got into the guy. I think it was the kiss of death. I think I'm bad luck. No. That's exciting. Check out. You can still catch up with his old stuff. On Golden Pond.

Is that him? No, but I am going to watch. No, but. That's Fonda. But if you're into grandparents shit, that's got to be up there. On Golden Pond for short. But Duval's more of a fucking badass. I'm going to watch like a tender mercies and the Apostle and some that type of shit.

Ooh, nice. Great. Folks, we love you. We had a great episode and we hope you enjoyed it too. Sorry, guys. Bye, guys. Wait, guys. He's loaded.

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