The Sloppy Boys - 287. Bushwacker

Episode Date: April 17, 2026

The guys whip up a boozy milkshake! First created in 1975 by St. Thomas bartender Angie Conigliaro, the Bushwacker has since spun off into countless variations across the American South.BUSHWACKER RECIPE:2oz/60ml DARK RUM1oz/30ml COFFEE LIQUEUR1oz/30ml CREME DE CACAO 2oz/60ml WHOLE MILK 1oz/30ml CREAM OF COCONUTAdd ingredients and a cup of ice into a blender and blend until combined and frothy. Pour into a Hurricane glass and garnish with nutmeg.Recipe via Liquor.comWANT MORE SLOP? Check out:PatreonSHOP the webstore at:The Sloppy Boys WebsiteLISTEN to The Sloppy Boys hit songs on:Apple MusicSpotifyYoutubeTOUR DATES, SOCIALS and more at:LinktreeT H E   S L O P P Y   B O Y S   L L CExpand Ascend Conquer Retain Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey folks, welcome to the sloppy boys where we take a deep dive into the drinks that you love. I'm Jeff Dutton along with Mike Hanford. Yo. And Tim Calpacus. What is up. And we are your host, The Sloppy Boys, Fleshlights back in stock. Custom made of our... I just wanted to bring up the sign we saw on the road coming back from Texas.

Oh, yeah. It's funny of the adult superstore. still exists out on the interstates. Exists and seem to be thriving. They're running out of fleshlights. Flashlights were selling so hot. They ran out and people came in looking for more and they made a sign to say they're back. I always like the, I mean, there's, there's porno stores in all, all types of urban, suburban

country settings. But the country setting is so funny to me because it's just its own, usually its own building in the middle of nowhere. It just says things like flashlights back or. We have pornography. Do you have to like drive to that place and go, okay, I'm way out here. Let me get it. Let me stock up for the winter and I'll go back to my place.

It's also funny how a lot of times your adult video store, I mean, it's so funny that even exist at all. But your adult video stores will sort of be grouped together as sort of like a sex shop so that it's like a porno place for old truck drivers, but it's also selling fleshlights, right? but then because it's fleshlights, it's like, it's like, the idea that there would be like,

hey, there's a lingerie and, um, vibrators to use with your lover and, and butt plugs and stuff. And it's like, well, no actual sex has anything to do with this place.

This is a masturbatory. Yes. Yes. This is for solo acts. It's like, get the, uh, fleshlight and you can act like your heroes

from the movie. movies you're watching. If we ever come out with sloppy boys fleshlights, we should have a working flashlight on the other end of it so that you have it on your dick, but then you're also poking around, hey, who's over there? And it only lights up if you're inside it. There's not another switch. Yeah, if there's an emergency, you have to get a wrecked, put your dick in that thing, and

then you can find the fuse box. You hear a weird sound out of your back porch. or something and then first you got to think about Pam Anderson for a few minutes. I didn't and take a look. Yeah, you got to think of Pam Anderson, but what you're hearing is, hello, boy. Oh, no. It's that witch from across the street.

It's that street witch. To all our new fans, one time my neighbor old lady said, bye. But she wasn't talking to you. She was delusional. She was talking to her dead cat who didn't exist anymore, but I thought she was talking to me, and I kept walking over saying, yes, yes, ma'am.

Me, me, me, me. My. Freakish stuff. Freaky Friday. Mike, I know you'd love to have this just be buried to keep it off pod, but you've got to tell us about the tech snafu we had right before recording. Oh, boy. Okay.

So it was snafu. It's snafu season over here. Yeah, spring is sprung, and it's, snafu season. We start in on the Zooms for the podcast. We're setting record. We're getting our levels right. Putting the microphones a basketball's

length away from our face. Putting them just so. And I'm hearing a bunch of chirps and chatters, a very distinct, very loud crow noise and a plane overhead. And I said, took my headphones. I said, well, that's not my side. I can't hear.

I said, Jeff, can you, is that happening over there? Tim, is it happening over there? muted our things, we muted our mics. Still, I'm the only one still hearing the sound. And Jeff says, maybe you're watching something on YouTube of chirping birds. We thought it was your actual house.

We're like, maybe there's a bird outside her window. Well, then as a joke, we said, what are you watching, listen to some bird sound effects? Ah, now there's much truth in that humor, Tim, because I indeed had opened in my YouTube, a live

feed of some bald eagles, being nested and buried in California. So some other tab, you... My mom had sent it to me in an email. You had the bird cam. So I was looking at that. And then I said to myself, oh my God, I got to get on this pod. Mike, are you in general following?

Are you a guy who, when there's, you know, a bald eagle has chicks in a nest or punch the monkey is getting bullied? Are you watching keeping track of all the internet animals? No, I'm more interested of like a bald man gets, has a bunch of, chicks at a nest. Then I'm watching. Get some chicks back to the nest. Then I'm curious what he's doing up there, who are these chicks are, what's going on? No, this, it's something I see from time to time, but I don't take an interest other than

somebody else send it to me and I'll take a look and say, oh, that's kind of cool, but I don't watch it all season. I'll let that play while I pod. I'll let that confuse that. You have a lot of animal videos in your, I think your explore pages full of like a monkey in a cowboy outfit riding a dog. Sure. You're not wrong.

Not like actual nature stuff, but like animal foibles and like a monkey sticking its finger in its butt and smelling it and passing. Yeah, that was on my drinking pee. Monkey's drinking pee was their own pee. That's very much way when I picture your algorithm being. Sort of yeah,

yeah, sort of what's in my head on loop. I'm unsirious. It's so embarrassing. My Explore page on Instagram. It's all these kind of like great quotes from the finest thinkers of all time. That's embarrassing. If I can't even think of one of their names I'd share.

Yeah. Did you know some of the great thinkers, Tim? I mean, you got to. Rom Das. Oh, yes. Ram Das. Is it Ram Dass? I'm going to ram Das.

Ram Das. Ram Dass. Who is Ram Dass? Who is that? The greatest figure of all time. Wait, hold on, but we're... You're a psychedelic jock. You should know Ram Dass.

Yeah, here's psychedelic. Is he, uh, is he, did he advance both the mind and athletic body? Just the mind. Oh, not my bag, baby. It's got to be both. Can't be ass. It's got to be both. Now, with Mike's bird sound effect thing, I, I, I just,

just want to check. Are we doing, is it a portion of the show where we're all sharing our spring snafus? Uh, yeah. It should check it be spring snafus. Yeah, we open up the door. I got to tell you, I woke, I, I, I woke with a start this morning. You know, in the feeling, you just realized you forgot something really important. TFW when you forgot something. Only a few short months until Mike's birthday. I woke up with a start and I realize it's April and I never got my shamrock shake this year. Oh, folks. That's just one of those things where after it happens, you go, fuck, that's the thing I do every

year, but mostly forget about. And Tim, if I remember correctly, you were playing with fire trying to get them as late as you could. This is my issue is I like the thrill. It's like, it's not just the shake itself, but I kind of play chicken with time where everyone knows, you know, in the middle of March when it's St. Patrick's season, you

can go to McDonald's and get a shamrick shake. Yeah. Make it ease. That's when the common man goes. That's when the common man goes. But the thrill seeker like me waits until, oh, first week of April, and I walk in and I say, do you guys have any shammerk shakes left? And they check in the back and they go, we can make

you one. And I go, bar what the bar, baby. Why does that bring you more pleasure though? What's the edging? What's the He's a freak, bad. What's this a great freak? This shamrock shake roulette. Why does Michael Jordan gamble?

He's got all, Michael Jordan has all the money you'd ever need, but he gambles because he seeks thrills. I could lose the thrill of maybe losing and snatching it from the jaws of fate. Yep. That's pretty good. Now, Jeff, what's your spring snuffoo? Well, hold on. It's funny.

We say, you know, Tim, you were just describing like the regular guy walks in and does this or that, but you're a thrill seeker. but it is tough because you are also the picture of the normal guy or the that's the guy physically you might be unpealing the layers maybe this is why you know his his outside doesn't match his inside so he strives all the more to embody to embody that daredevil he can't just be the regular guy he's got to go above and beyond he's got to push and defy do you guys remember when we were um Just boys. When we were all living together up at our old house, when we were in the birthday boys sketch comedy group, early days, we had not had any.

Those days, I'll never forget. Hadn't gotten our foot in the industry yet, but we were hot on the indie alt comedy scene. Anyway, we had a meeting. A big time sitcom writer came up to our house, and he was going to develop,

like, help us develop maybe like an idea, like what's our always sunny or something like that. Yes. We were talking about an idea where we would all play valet instead of valet standing. Wait, is this, we can bleep this. Oh, yeah. So, and it was fun, and he was funny, and he was going around the room kind of pitching us our character types. And we got to me, he said, now for Tim, I'm thinking, you would kind of expect him to be the normal one.

So he's a real psycho. And then everybody kind of laughed. And it was my first, it was my first, uh, it was my first, uh, time learning that I kind of looked normal. And then later on, when the average man, Atlantic magazine released the study of the average man, I learned that I physically resemble the average man. Now, is that worldwide, like a worldwide composite? Because I don't think he's a worldwide.

I think it was just Greece. Oh, okay. Yeah, that narrows it down. Because you don't look like the average man to me. You look like a... You look like a psycho. A Hemingway-esque Greek bon vivant. This is...

Maybe there's more... You see a lot of those guys walking around. Maybe there's a lot of them. Maybe I don't know. I don't know. Maybe we're in our coastal cocoons and if we went in the middle of the country, there's a lot of Hemingway Bon vivantz walking around.

I was just going to say, we just did a tour through like the Southwest and West. And I didn't see many people who looked like you. If you made that average man now, it would be like mullet, chain, mustache, hat, big t-shirt, you know, the Morgan Wallen. It would be Morgan Wallen. Sure, sure. We saw a bunch of those guys.

I see a million Morgan Wallens a day, especially down in Nashville. And get ready. We're going to see a bunch again. Hell yeah. I'll tell you what. He would 100% be wearing a bass pro shops baseball cap because those are being worn both ironically and unironically at the same time. Coast to coast, my man.

Ooh, that's what we need. That's what we need our our Sloppy Boys merch. Folks, you can get it now on sloppyboys.com. We need our merch to be ironic and unironic. Hit both. Like how Limp Biscuit sold Limp Biscuit sucks shirts. Oh shit. It covers all ages, all sexes.

Everyone you could imagine wants our... Every race class color and creed. Then and only then we will be rich. Mmm. And hey folks, since we talked about Mike's big foible earlier, Mike's big foible earlier, we're talking about, how do we say it on the, on the Patreon this week,

we're talking about the most cringe thing to behold. One can behold. The most cringe thing one can behold. We're sending a vote out to you, the listener. This passage is trading some cringe stories of our own, I imagine. No, I don't think I have any. Well, I can think of one. One begins two.

Four and five. It was very fun to brainstorm on the topic of most cringe thing one can be hold. It almost like, you know how you can just, it's an interesting thing about the human mind is sitting there. No outside stimulus in your own thoughts. You can create a thought that they can create, release some cortisol in your blood. You can start having a bad day. I was able to conjure a lot of feelings within my body today. Yeah.

It's like a magic trick. You know that song? You had a bad day. You're taking one. I think the early versions of that was like, you had a bad day. Your cortisol's high. Yes.

And this was before like we all talked about cortisol with such frequency. So it was like, look, artists whose name we forget. Don't do that one. Get the science out of it. Yeah. Stick with the feelings about it.

Don't talk about a chemical. Back in the old day She blinded me with science Okay, okay That's all right, all right We'll talk to you in a minute Okay Well, do we get to some booze news

Bibibib, biboo's news hit it Nibibhabilin on T-bones Scroll in a cell phone Trying to get all of the news That is booed Nice pipes He's strong in the sixth train Russian their beast ain't

He's not afraid of his neighbor's hearing He's the green bitch And you know he can lose Getting sloppy drunk In the Tiger Room Asking all the slap heads What is up In the cowpeas high

He ain't no thing Tiger Room Was sent to us by Dee Callahan Of D and Lane's Bramble Rumble proposal, aka SlopFan 69 on the Discord. And if you have a booze news theme email to the sloppy boys podcast at gmail.com.

Yeah, we know them. We see them at shows all the time. That was great. I like the triple honk at the end. Ship, car, and butt. I liked how when the high voice gets kind of an attitude in it. It's like,

you cheese, Burger, Paradise. That was very good, very good. We've had so many people send in boo's news themes where they're singing, but they're trying to do it kind of quiet because they clearly live in an apartment with other people around.

And they pick a song with like belting in it. So it's all the more underline that they're like not belting it. But we've now experienced that so much that Jeff, when you hear a good confident vocal now you go, damn, this guy must have a soul house. You've got a bona fide homeowner here, man.

Like when you're just listening to any music, like if you hear like Whitney Houston, I will always love you, big note, you're like, man, she must have had the biggest beautiful property all to herself, man. Imagine the square footage. They must have been recording out of one of those porno places, man. Way out.

Fucking Area 51. That was also cool that it wasn't he didn't do like, he did Calpies bar rather than Margaret. He didn't do like a blank blank, blankville, like have another pizza ville or something like that. That was

good. That was good. Decoritaville. Dakaridaville. That's on the Simpsons. Yes, yes. Hey, Tim, we should, one of these days, we get to get an update on the Tiger Room. How is it going over there? Yes, today the day?

Real good. Oh, nice. I feel like it's been going more slowly. Folks, I'm opening up a bar within my house. It's called Calpies Hideaway. And in the back, there's an exclusive VIP suite called the Tiger Room. I don't know if I mentioned on Pod that, because we're, we haven't talked about in a while.

I do have about halfway down the hallway between CalPie's Hideaway and the room. I do have hanging, not beads, but like hanging strings separating the hallway. So when you're walking down the hallway, if you want to reach my private quarters, you have to part the curtain of strings.

Strings? Yeah. When it gets hot and they melt, baby. You're always replacing those things. It's a terrible. Yeah, if it's too high,

you don't want to go to the back room. get covered in cheese. There's also something funny about this. Jeff, I'll have you know, and the listener. I was just at Tim's house spending some nights there because I was out in L.A.

And he says the Tiger Room, the Calpies headway is going great. It couldn't be further further from the truth. There is nothing happening. Nothing is going on. How did you sleep with all that construction dust and all those tarps and the... Jeff saw dust hitting his face?

I'm conjuring like LAX in there. No, there's nothing going on. He barely, it's all just the smoking mirrors. Things are happening. It's going to be the best Calpi room. It's going to be, there's never been a Calpy room like this. They've wanted a Calpy room in this building for the last 150 years. I'm the first one to do it.

Tim, you can't be serious. You're going to bed too early. After you leave, I'm hosting. People are asking me to, if the kitchen's open, I tell them I could do fries. That's it. I did see, this makes sense, because Jeff, I did see. see when I woke up a bunch of, I don't exactly know what they're called, but they're

these little plastic rubbery rings you can put around your drink top. So when you cheers them, they don't make any sound. So yeah, that may have been what was going on. Yeah, it's a drink bumper. Yeah, beer bumpers. Right, right, right, right. Beer bumpers, yeah. We should sell those on the store. Folks, you know when you cheers

and it's just, ah, it's so, ah, it's so loud. Caching. We should sell beer bumpers that have sound effects in them. So when you do it's like honk, hon, like you cheers them with your buddies. Yeah, that's good. That's good.

Don't steal that idea, folks, or we will sue you. This is legal tender. You've been sitting at a bar, enjoying a drink, you're going to go outside and have a smoke. What do you do? You put the coaster on top of your drink, right?

Yeah, right, right. What if we sold, like, yeah, or napkin? Yeah, no, that's not coaster. It's cocktail napkin. We should sell like a specific type of thing that's specifically for that. And on top is jokey stuff, stay away from my stool, you know.

I can also work in the bathroom. Yeah, you can put those tops out when you have to give like a fecal sample. Yeah, if your roommate's a fecal freak. If you're mid-turred and you need to go for a minute, you put that on the toilet tank. On top of the toilet bowl. So if somebody comes back and they're like,

oh, somebody's actually kind of in here still. Oh, stay away from their stool. Yeah. In here still. I just kind of remind it never mind it just reminds it when you make a phone call it's like no one's here to pick up your call

but if you put yourself in the order and we'll call you back anyway that's boring well I have a little bit I was going to say this for the end but I do have a little bit of a toilet talk a little bit of a bathroom update from last week

oh yeah okay from oh what happened last week remember how I told you I was like there's a smell in my bathroom yeah I was like I was like it's not the toilet and I was doing everything I was doing everything mentally to justify why it wasn't the toilet that smell.

And it's not the toilet. Of course it was. Of course it was. I replaced the seat cover. The seat and the lid. The seat. Now are you going to start flipping that seat up when you piss? Tim, it's really important. Every time you go to the bathroom, you put your hand on the toilet seat.

You lift it up or you put it down. And when you flush it, you put your hand on the lid and you put it down. Every time you go to the bathroom, you're going to want to be touching the toilet. Yep. It's really important to do that. Develop a relationship, not just with your toilet. Every toilet you come across, you're going to want to be touching it. Jeff, you're being facetious, but your choice instead is to piss all over the underside with a splash up of urine on your seat.

How is I didn't know what was getting under there? You're supposed to learn from it. Yeah, Tim, you wouldn't let him put in the under lid camera. So now what? He's got to just guess what's going. That's all he wanted to do. all they ever wanted to do is just check out

the wear and tear and his seats and it was wear and tear it was wearing and tear it wasn't cleanable I tried to clean it not cleanable so I just fucking

86 to the whole seat I fixed the whole problem at the hardware store for about $35 and folks if you got a weird smell it's the seat you got piss in there

Jeff I don't think this is a relatable problem I don't think you're helping a lot of people I think that you were doing something weird and you need to learn from your mistake. You're confusing more people, I think. I've turned over a new leaf.

I looked in the mirror and I made the change. I'm a different guy. Next time you guys come over, I can't wait for you to get to know this new toilet. The underside is smell away, folks. Hey, you know, if we're talking about new bathroom behaviors, I've been bedaing my dick after I piss. So, so after you do the whole thing, you kind of stand up, turn around, lean frontways.

Do a push up on the wall kind of like the cool teacher. Yeah, okay. That's what I've been doing. How would, no, is that okay? Are you getting infections or what's happening? It's just shooting way too hard up to there. It's getting into my bladder. I got a bladder full of water all the time now.

But it must clear out any, I guess, plaque or whatever. might be in there. I had a few kind of things up in there because I've been doing a lot of sounding but I'm not really careful with what objects I use so there's kind of toothpicks and shit up. Sounding. Sounding? Sounding? So, no. Sounding is when you put a thing in your pee hole for pleasure.

What? Now I think sounding I think it's like I'm conjuring this image of like a metal rod and you have a boner and you're like ting hitting it in the reverberations are pleasurable. Like a tuning fork? I don't think I'm there yet. I'm trying to remember how I did it this morning, but I can't really picture what exactly

the wise guy. Okay. Now, was that the booze news that we now know what's shipping or what was called? Sounding. Sounding. Hold on. Hold on.

I got to say, what's the front end? A urinoscopy? A urethoroscopy? Somebody shoved the camera down my dick one time and it was the most painful shit ever. I can't imagine ever doing that for pleasure. It was hell on earth. Hell on earth. Yeah, I've done that before and I have picks. Did you get picks? You know, they, they, I got 4K video, man. They were talking to me and buttered me up so good. They wheeled a monitor over and

they're like, you can look right here. And they might have even tried to numb me. That didn't do shit. They stuck that thing in and I started screaming and swearing at the top of my fucking lungs and did not stop until it came out. And, like, they made it sound like this was just going to be like, yeah, you can look at the screen. Yeah, kickback, relax. What the fuck? I had this done too.

And the numbing, their plan for numbing is like, don't worry, you'll be numb. But they take a syringe. Like, put me out. They put the syringe thing up to your dick and then they pump whatever goop that is. So the goop entering was way worse than even the camera entering because they were blasting it in there. Oh yeah, the goop. The goop goes down in the, in the hole?

In your, I guess it's a lube, huh? Yeah, I guess. Oh. Yeah. But I had the thing where they were, we were watching the video screen and then suddenly, oh, all the nurses from the whole hospital start gathering around, all the sexy nurses. Oh, maybe I should watch. Maybe I should watch too. Ladies, ladies, ladies.

Shoulder to shoulder in there. Other hospital nurses are coming in. The actual doctor's like, excuse. me, may I get in to do the procedure? Geez, Louise. Yeah. And then you know what happened? All these nurses, they're watching the video so much, they're hanging out so much,

their cycles start to sink up. Oh my gosh. Oh, wow. That fast. And the doctor tells them to leave and they're mean with, Nile, they're all on the ring. Oh, God, okay. All right. All right. What's the actual booze news? Okay. Have you guys heard about

this thing? Mike, you're a bit, I have the reader of the New York Times. There was a big article recently about a condition called Auto Brewery Syndrome. I didn't see this article. Damn. Okay. Well, anyone who reads the gray lady, the paper of record would know. A gym teacher recently, a gym teacher who rarely ever drank alcohol, just an occasional,

sometimes social drinker, kind of in his normal life kept acting drunk and people in his life accusing of being drunk and then eventually getting multiple DUIs, failing a urine test at work, made a scene at Christmas and his parents told his wife that she should probably leave him because he's drunk all the time. Was it a merry scene? Yes. Okay. So good.

The elves were quite happy indeed. This guy was just acting drunk all the time and shown up on tests to be drunk all the time, but he was like, I swear I'm not drinking. I'm not drinking. He gets diagnosed with this rare thing called auto brewery syndrome. It's very rare, but cases have been reported since the 1950s, and here is a clip, an explanation from the New York Times auto reader lady. Hit it. As our bodies digest food, microbes convert carbohydrates and sugars into ethanol, a type of alcohol, usually in tiny amounts that are, quickly metabolized. In patients with auto brewery syndrome, those gut microbes work overtime,

dramatically increasing ethanol production. When ethanol levels outpace what the liver can handle, people with the syndrome get drunk, just as they would from consuming alcohol. Wow. It's possibly, they think it might because of exposure to antibiotics, but you've got this like fungus in your gut that when you eat sugar, it bruise it into beer. That's crazy. There is a fungus among us. So sugar is the trigger. Sugar's the trigger. So they talked to other people. There was another guy who was like, I've been drunk all the time.

I don't know what the hell's going on. And then he stopped eating sugar and he's been fine. But it's really scary because if you want to eat sugar, there's a guy who's like, I drive my kids to school. So I got to like blow in a breathalyzer all the time and keep it safe. But yeah, it's like it sounds like one of those, an old wives tale. but it's real thing.

I guess they're being a little cute with auto brewery syndrome. Yeah, no. Tim, this isn't, this doesn't feel right. This man is heated and feared for being born different and I don't like it. Oh,

shit. I think he's gifted and he's got to go to a school up in Westchester, New York. I think this man is a mutant. Well, I think that he should not go to that school in Westchester, but he should fight against the U.S. government and take the violent,

means. You're probably wondering, why are these two talking about X-Men so passionately? Well, we just did X-month over on the blowout. That's where we talk about everything other than drinking. And it's the best show ever. And we talked all the month of March, we talked about X-Men. Jeff Let us do it. Now we know.

I miss X-month. Well, we got other good months coming up, too. Yeah, we do got other months. Pick it up. So wait a minute. I'm this auto brewery guy. Does he get, does he feel drunk? During the day or is it just?

Yes, he feels drunk. He'll blow like a 0.18, you know, like after eating carbs. Crazy. So it's not even a little subtle. That's fun. What a cheap date he must be. Hey, here's a sugar cube, babe. Let's hit the town.

Well, that's too bad. So he's just going to live a sugar-free life. Yeah, which I've been trying to tell you guys. Healthy. I have a whole eating plan that's sort of a paleo keto thing. I'm trying to get you guys on. Oh, shit. I would love to start a new diet.

My diet right now is, who knows what it is? That's nothing. There's no focus. No keto? No keto. I mean carrots. I mean corn. Yeah.

Those have sugar in them technically. Sorry. A keto guy would never, ever touch carrots and corn. But I, okay. but I'm no Quito yet. I know Mike has had his struggles with keto in the past, but what if we did an episode of The Sloppy Boys Blowout where during an error when we have all entered ketosis?

It would probably be the most efficient focused podcast I've ever recorded. That's good. The pod would start with, you are now entering ketosis. Like a theme park ride. Everybody in? Okay. It's going to be wrong. You are now entering ketosis.

One of you guys was just, or we were talking about those videos recently. And somebody had a really, one of you had a really funny, like specific. It was like, oh no, somebody got in the wires. It's like always something going wrong with like a little creature or something. He's fucking with stuff. Before we get off of booze news, I do want to say, Sounders sounded familiar to me. The Seattle Sounders FC is an MLS soccer team in Seattle, the Sounders.

And that's because in Seattle, a lot of guys put rods in their dick and bang them and the reverberations. I think just that the team does, the soccer team does. Not you don't have that the city doesn't. They had that in common and then they decided to be a soccer team. Okay. And then the final news on Booz news, this is really big. I brought in another clip from the New York Times auto reader lady to, share this one. It's huge.

Oh, nice. The sloppy boys party rock band will be playing in Atlanta on May 21st, Knoxville, May 22nd, and Nashville, May 23rd. And you can purchase tickets online on the internet, and that's it for Boo's News. Wrap it up. Well, I guess it's, that's fun. It's a fun little thing there at the end. Yep.

You wouldn't wrap it up. Boo's News is now wrapped up. Ah. Ah, yes. Now we turn our attention to. the drink of the day. Is that not true? Yes. No, that is true. It's kind of why a lot of people tune in. Is that not expected of us here in this time of the pod?

It is. Folks, today we are talking about the Bushwhacker. You've had? I have not had, but I have heard. And I haven't heard, had, and haven't heard. I've heard, but not had. This is a drink that is going to be in the, sort of the vein of the Pina Colada and Mudslide. We've had those before. We had Pinacolada.

Oh, yes. Oh, sure. Mutslide, too, yeah. Did we do mudslide too? It's a very, it's like kind of a fun 80s kind of a taste really good type drink. And the, no, it's not going to be one of these challenging, like, oh, that's stiff. This is going to go down, hopefully pretty easy. Yeah.

Ooh, that's got an egg in it. Now, this is a fun one, because this has. This is a very specific exact date when it was created. Its creation is credited to bartender Angie Conigalario. Conigulario. Conigulario. Angie conigliario. At the ship store and sapphire pub on the island of St. Thomas in the USVI in 1975.

So that's a very specific time, yes? That's the same year that Bruce Springsteen came out with Born to Run. That's what I thought. read on the article. It didn't mention anymore, but I was... Unrelated that. I did my ears. Oh, it's interesting. That's very interesting to me. It's named after a dog.

Okay, there was a patron. A couple guys came in who love this dog, I love this drink, and they named the person was mixing this stuff up, Angie. And she said, well, you like this so much and you got a cute little dog, a little Afghan dog, which I think I thought it was going to be the ones, you know,

like the dreads that they look like mops. I don't think that. that's the Afghan. I think the Afghan has kind of like long straight here. Named it after the dog, Bushwacker, I guess was the dog's name. Now, you may say to yourself, oh, that's a fun little story.

That's where it ends. No, unlike almost every story worth its weight in a storyteller's repertoire, the story goes on. Yes? Yeah. I guess. So this is in the Virgin Islands this is happening. Somebody from Pensacola, Florida,

I'm going to leave out all the names and proper nouns because I forget them all. Somebody in Pensacola, Florida was down there. And she said, oh, this is a good drink. I'm going to bring it back up to Pensacola. And I'm going to make my own version of it at my bar. It's something like the Sandy, the Gulf, the sand bar, that type of bar. Then she's going along. She's making a lot of money.

And it's getting very popular in the Pensacola area, Pensacola, Florida, into Alabama. and this other guy whose name is this one I'm going to try to get because it's an interesting thing his name is Pat Pat McClellan he runs a bar called Florida Bama or Flora Bama Florida Bama Florida Bama yeah Florida Bama

The very shooting location of Whitmer Thomas's Standup special Tim would just Why even have Who's presenting this drink I mean exactly That's the fun fact I did the work.

And now Tim just walks in, Hey, I haven't talked a hundred percent of the time yet. I haven't talked 100% of the time. Shut up. Just shut up. Just shut your mouth. You've had you.

You've done too much. Okay. Let's hear take two of you doing it how you had planned to do. No. Hold on. But Mike, much like all the great stories of your, this one continues,

does it not? This one continues. It worth its weight in a storyteller's repertoire. Yes, that is where Witt did his first, there's HBO special, the golden one, very funny. Check it out on HBO. But the guy, so this guy, Pat McClellan, he went to this other lady's bar in Pensacola. He pretended to be drunk at the end of the night and like, oh, he ordered one of the drinks and secretly watched how she did, how she made it. And he took that, made a few changes.

he added more booze to his, took it to Flora Bama and where Florida Obama says Home of the Bushwhacker. So that's, oh. So he's, that's funny. He's sort of stealing from the Steeler. Yes. He's stealing from Steeler. And because it was like the 80s, you know, now we're getting into the 80s,

there was a lot of talk in this article about like people do it, getting, you know, getting paid for it and having copyrights on drinks and stuff. So this was one that's like, I think in the article, he's like, Well, I did 25% change, so legally I'm allowed to call it mine. Oh, God. But anyway, yeah, you know, the string stuff is so weird with who made it and who owns it and blah, blah, blah. But this is a, I'm excited to do this drink. Let me tell you what's in it, if you really want to know.

We are pulling this from the liquor.com recipe. The recipe is this. Oh, I also wanted to say Pensacola, Florida, since 1986 has a Bushwacker Festival. So go down to that. Here we go. Here are the ingredients. Two ounces of dark rum.

One ounce coffee liqueur, such as Kalua, had to go out by. One ounce dark crem to cacao. Okay. Two ounce whole milk. Me too. I have light, too. Same taste. Two ounce, two ounce whole milk.

One ounce cream of coconut, such as coconut. such as Coco Lopez and garnish nutmeg freshly graded. Here are the steps. Add the dark rum, coffee liqueur, dark crem to cacao, whole milk, cream of coconut, and a cup of ice into a blender and blend until combined and frothy. Pour into a hurricane glass garnish with freshly grated nutmeg. And they don't have it here as a step four, but step four, enjoy. Oh, nice.

I wanted to flag on the one ounce cream of coconut such as Cocoa Lopez. Yeah. That's great and all. I kind of find that Cocoa Real, the white squeeze bottle that you find in the liquor aisle is absolutely the way to go with making cocktails. It's not by the other more legitimate coconuts. And yes, this is a big sugary mess and it looks disgusting and it's tough to handle. But we've had so many misfires with trying to do like more legitimate coconut flavors that I just want to steer people towards the obvious bozo white squeeze bottle cocoa. Are you saying you don't like Coco Lopez? I guess I am. I'll say this about Coco Lopez. It's, it's, uh,

you open it up, you kind of get one shot because then it's like open and it's, you're opening a tin can, right, with a can opener? Yeah, the cocoa real is at least usable, uh,

over and over again. Put in your coffee too. Well, I find, I guess I choose, uh, my ingredients more by taste. And I think that co.

Coco Lopez tastes fantastic. It's fantastic. I love that shit. I feel like, then I got to do a backy-forthy because I don't know if it's Coco Lopez, but you can go so wrong because there's coconut milk, there's coconut cream, and there's cream of coconut. And oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, I remember the first drink we had on the pod that called for coconut tastes like a 9-volt battery to me or something.

And it was because I was using the wrong coconut. And just like the easy sort of like one size fits all for me has been the dumb white squeeze bottle that is, I'm sure, mostly corn syrup. Right, because the mistake you made is one that I've made to, and it's very misleading, which is you go to your grocery store, you accidentally buy the type of coconut milk that, like, are you using in a Thai soup, like, to make

Tom Yum or something. Yes, right. And you end up with a not sweet thing. That's for curries and shit. So I get you in that regard, but I have trouble finding Cocoa Lopez, I'm always on the lookout for it. Michael, I wanted to say that the fucking, you know, where I

heard about this drink is, one time a year ago, my friend Mike Hanford was doing stand-up in Nashville, and he texted this sloppy boys chat and said, guys, I'm on Broadway in Nashville. Everybody's drinking bushwhackers. It's a Nashville thing. It's big in Nashville. And it's at the Broadway brewhouse in Nashville.

It's a Nashville's drink. And so it's funny that then this is a Virgin Islands drink that's most biggest in Florida. Yeah, that's the funny thing. The person I talked to, I think, told me it was. like the state's the state's cocktail but i don't think that's true uh it's it's funny that it went to florida and then went to alabama and then it went up to tennessee so this thing is just lurching northward we're we're helping it along on its journey um but i do i feel like when we uh last year we did a live podcast in national and we went walking saturday night on uh on broadway

Hocktua town. I recreated the Hocktua video. But I was looking for Bushwhackers and I didn't see him, but I'm seeing it like Googling around now on the infatuation and stuff. It's like, yes, Broadway and Nashville is Bushwax. So when the sloppy boys this May 23rd go to Nashville to play Jortsfest at the Eastside Bowl, let's keep an eye out for Bushwhackers. Oh, we will. Normally when I'm keeping an eye out for Bushwackers, I see this sort of thing. I don't know what that is.

He speaks of the 90s, late 80s and the 90s, tag team duo the Bushwhackers in the WWF, now W. What is a Bushwacker? Because there was like a Daniel Stern wacky comedy called Bushwacked. Is it like a redneck? Bushwhacker I thought was an Australian guy who goes out into the, like actually waxed through the brush. And like it walks through the brush.

Yeah. And now what's a wikiwacker? out at Larry's Luau and that's a hat. Oh, that's a drink. Catalan Island. Yeah, it's a drink you get and they give you a straw hat, right? He's a wiki wak. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fun. Same thing, same thing.

Same thing. I think it's the same. There's funny, we're going to make this in just a second, folks, but it was funny looking this up and reading about how like it was so there was like legal ownership debates and blah, blah, blah. but there's also in different articles they're like, hey, you know, Bushwhackers kind of these ingredients, but make it however you want. You can add chocolate to it.

You can add whipped cream. It's all fine. Some people think it's got to be tip made to the letter to law, some dope. It feels like a catch-all in the same way that a Mai Tai is. Right. As long as you got some of the flavors in there.

Coffee coconut. Feels like it's got to have Kalua. A creamy coffee rum drink is the general idea with all of them. Ooh, I just had a great idea for round two. Oh, my God. I got some, I got some Luxardo espresso. Oh, Jefferson.

Well, should we get to round one? Yeah, let's do round one. To the letter of the law for me. Folks, we're going to go blend these up. And when we come back, first sips. Oh. Back bushwhackers in hand. Let's see them.

Wack, whack. Look at this. I like the look at the red cherry on top of them. Ooh, yeah. Did you guys have nutmeg? Jeff, I see you got some. I did. You know, I did not freshly ground as the recipe demands, but McCormick's will have to do.

This time around McCormick's will have to do. I did the milkshake setting on my blender. I was nice. It was happy to see that. Very frothy indeed, but I think I got a lot of the liquid weight down bottom. Oh, nice. I, you're using a straw there? No, I'm just sipping from the top.

Sipping on the foam. I use the bushwhacker setting on my, on my, um, blender. I came up just perfect and I'm using two cocktails. Two wrestlers came in and start throwing me around. Stop! I will now stop that line of joking. Sips. Sips.

Oh shit, I already took that. All right. That's a little bit dangerous. Dangerous. Uh-oh. I like Captain Solo right where he is. I like that bushwhacker right where it is in my Java hand. Ooh, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.

If we talked about, I'm sure a million podcasters have pointed this out, but how funny C3POs translating when he works for Java is like some, he's, someone will say something in a weird language and he translates. translates it to English. And then that person says something, you know, like, it's just the English needs to be said out loud for our, uh, our knowing,

but like everyone in the, in the room seems to understand the English, but like not be speaking. Uh, there is a name for English in Star Wars. What is it called? Oh, it's called basic.

Ah. Oh. They call English basic. That's, oh, that's interesting. It's funny in movies, yeah, when you have to, like, do the math and just be like, well, also we have people watching this. So we don't really need to stick to this fake language.

And like, but, you know, in this world where you're creating all these cultures and languages, like, you can't have Han Solo and all these people just like, yeah, I speak English. You know, England? From England? From England? You know, it's also a funny Star Wars thing because it's in the way, way past, right? It's not even... A long time ago, yes. Yeah.

Well, folks, we're going to get into all this next month when we get into Star Wars. Prequel month. Prequel month. Not here on this platform. We're in the blowout for that. Only for the patrol, the paint patrol. Much better show. Much better show. Let me say this about this drink. I feel like I want a scoop of ice cream. I want some chocolate sauce. This is this is good. My one regret is I didn't get the ice, you know, blend it up is enough. You're hitting chunks. It's still a little two chunkers.

Too many chunks. Yep. Few shards. Too many chunks. It sounds like my Goonies rewrite. Oh, God. There were multiple chunks? Yeah, it was getting in the way of the plot.

Oh, yeah. Chunk in the multiverse. Not too much chunk. Too many chunks. Too many of the chunks went into the multiverse. Oh, let me guess. Data Clones chunk. Ugh.

Yes. Jeff, that would be a good idea for a reboot. A reboot. Reboot, reboot. Who owns the reboot rights to that? I want him. I'm going to reboot this podcast or not careful. Reboot me, man.

Reboot. Remember reboot the Saturday, one cartoon? Yeah. The computer tune? Way ahead of its time. I never watched that show, but I remember that word being fancy. It was like, reboot. I got to watch that show.

It sounds like technological. It sounds important. I can't go to school without having watched reboot. Sounds like tech stuff. Dad, unpack my soupcase.

I'm staying home. Unpack my suit. I can't set foot in home room after not having seen reboot this weekend. I like that I'm stupid enough to say soupcase because I got tricked by my dad, but I'm still the one bossing him around and he's the one who packs or unpacks it. Yeah,

you've got the authority, but you're just done. He's a, already got one over on you. Mike, you're right. This does feel like a half step. It feels like a half measure. Like if we're doing dessert without the dessert, give me a little ice cream

in here. Give me a little vanilla bean. Briars or dryers. Briars, no doubt. From briars to dryers, it's ice cream. I feel like oh, that's good. We're recording a little early today. We're recording during the day. So that's why I think

I too am craving another scoop in here. But I am pleasantly surprised it. Yeah, we want that breakfast ice cream. Another scoop. Now, wait a minute. We didn't have one scoop. I spend most of my life, like if this were, if I were walking around

Pensacola on a Saturday night, I would be hoping the drink is strong. And when I've seen these or heard of these, I thought it was going to be a weak ice cream drink. So at first I'm like, I'm like happy that this is stronger than I thought. But then yeah, because it's daylight

outside, I would like ice cream. kind of make a meal of this thing. I'm looking up when this Bushwacker Festival is, because it might be just the next spot for us. We got to go. We got to get down to the Bushwhacker Festival. August 22nd and 24th and 2025, so I'm guessing it's around then.

August 22nd and 24th. What about the 23rd? No, for the day of rest. Shut down. No one shall whack Bush. Um, okay. You know what I want to do for my next round of this? I'm already like chugged through this. It's so good. I am going to, I just bought a banana, a bunch of bananas. I'm going to blend up a banana in here. Holy fuck. That's a great idea. But not the banana liqueur, which I've been trying to like think of other stuff to, that we can use. Yeah, you were reaching for that in my place too. Yeah. It's curious to me. It's a curiosity. Um, it's funny. This has two ounces of dark rum, an ounce of coffee liqueur and an ounce of dark.

crem to cacao that's you think of those as all most of them are sweeties but that's like that's kind of a lot of liquor you're packing in here it really really is it's going to get us tanked but um i do see lots of the other recipes on this is the liquor dot com one which uh is a little bit of an update and it's delicious i saw other ones floating around where it's one ounce of dark rum and by making it less rumy i bet that the kalua and coconut because i'm losing coconut this tastes delicious so I don't need to taste that, but I'm mainly getting the crem to cacao. I'm mainly getting chocolate, a little bit of coffee, no coconut.

And rum. Yeah, I'm curious if I dialed back the rum, if it would make some space for the others to come through. And in a round two, I would do what you were saying, Jeff, rather than Kaluas, some of our fancy Luxardo espresso liqueur. Yes. Or if you got it, you know, Mr. Black, cold brew liqueur. there's lots of ways you go with that. Yeah, because we're in the espresso martini boom, so there's lots of those coming out.

Guys, here's what we got to do. Speaking of, well, drinks, summer's coming. Last summer we did a whole thing. Sloppy Boys need a hit where we were coming up with our own drinks. The guy tied, the Carmen Miranda, the hand slammer, seeing which would be a hit. I don't know if we're going to do an official. thing, but I think we were on to something

last week when we talked about the piss and shit. And I think that if we had a two-tone yellow-brown yellow-brown drink, but it was delicious and approachable so that girls like it, imagine. Ooh, that's going to be difficult to get it. It might be difficult to get anyone to like

this. You know, but you got to call it, you know, the same way that the spigette is also called like a NASCAR spritz or a hobo nagroney. If it's like, if it's like, we call it the piss and shit, but it's also called like a, hey, who's that figure skater with the hair with the blonde and brown? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Let's name it after her as well. But that sounds mean, but I like her. I also think, yeah. I think the goal, this would be the accomplishment is to get like club girls out on a Saturday night at a club, you know, like guys like, hey, we got bottle service or could I get you something? What do you want? Falka?

And she's like, I'm, I'll have a piss and shit. My girlfriend will have a piss and shit. My cousin wants a piss and shit. It's also a good way to, if guys are like, you know, trying to pick you up and you don't want anything to do is, I want a piss and shit. And they're like, gross. And then you're like, nice. But I also will buy that drink for myself.

I'm still buying the drink. That's good. Yeah, that's a good way to tell a guy to scram if he's not cool and he doesn't know. He's not a listener. He's not a patron or anything. Yeah, yeah. You go up to this, this dumb ass dude comes up to you. Oh, which.

What are you ladies drinking? What are you ladies celebrating today? What are you drinking? And you say, piss and shit. They go, ugh. I'll buy it for you. Then I'll leave you alone. No, they don't even know what to drink.

They just hear piss and shit. They run for the hills. Yeah, they're gone. If you're a woman on a date with a guy and he's being creepy, what is it that you order from the waiter to flag that something's going to run? Angel shot. You order an angel shot? I think there should be one.

If you're on a date with a guy, and it turns out he's not a sloppy boys fan, then you want to signal that to like to the waiter they're like I'm on a day with a loser get me out of here and then the waiter or bartender looks over to the bouncer nods, bounces boom gone

out the windows zing on defenestration style honestly put him out of his misery you know yeah one date too many should we do so round two

yeah let's do round two folks folks we're going to go make a second round and this bright shining day, we're going to go chug some more booze. So when we come back, round two on our final thoughts

on the bushwhacker. Wush. Folks, he's doing the wrestling Bushwacker dance. It's cool. He looks comfortable when he does it too. Oh, yeah. He's locked in to look at his eyes.

He's not hurting his body when he does it. He feels good. It hurts to do. Half on the beach. Round two, bushwhackers. What did you do? What have you done? I got to say, I,

I dialed down my rum. I cut it in half, did one ounce. Then instead of Kalua, I used the fancierge-luxero espresso liqueur, which is a little more edge on it, a little more of a darker coffee bite. And this is, I also whipped it into a perfect milkshake

this time with my Vitamix. And I got to say this is delicious. By backing off the rum and using a less sweet coffee liqueur, I'm getting all of the flavors. I'm getting a little, the coconut. It's wonderful. I did very similar, Tim. I didn't back off the rum.

I held strong. Hold the line. Hold the line. I did use Luxardo for a premium coffee liqueur experience. You'll literally see little chunks of espresso bean in there. Like little, There's like espresso dust floating around in there. And it'll zip you up.

And it'll zip you up. That's good. But I tell you, I didn't dial down the rum. I did dial up the coconut cream. Just another half ounce of that coconut because I want it. Ah. And? Jeff.

Now this is a premium bushwhacker experience. Nice. Very good. I did the same thing and just added a banana. It just gives you a little tiny banana. taste back there. The other ingredients are strong. But I think that's cool you, Mike, to add a physical

fruit. I like you just casual like, I think so too. I did the same thing. I just added a banana. It's a common. You know, sometimes get a beer with a banana, whatever. It's like I just added a banana to it. Well, actually, the more I'm getting into it, I can taste a banana more.

That's in the dessert realm, though. In the milkshake realm. Oh, yeah. This is very much a dessert. A lot of people, uh, are adding floaters to this, adding cherries to this. You know, I could see you kind of going going chocolate Sunday wild with it. A drizzle. Me?

You'll see sometimes at a at Starbucks, they do that nasty, desserty thing where there's like drizzle going down the sides of the cup, like the syrup. Oh, on the inside. Yeah. Running down the inside. Ugh. Ugh. Ah. Get that in the drink, not on the sides.

Yeah. And as much as we are like kind of a sweet, too. we kind of do have basic bitch palettes when it comes to us not liking oh mescal or some of the uh dry vermouth other than a driver moose yeah exactly we like juicy fruit punches we don't like muscal we don't like adult balanced drinks but uh this is bordering on too sweet but with that sharper espresso, it sits right with me. And this would be, this would be like one, you do probably one of these at a time. I would, we're doing two in a row, but like I can already feel my teeth being like,

ooh, that's not so many here. Folks, we only do it for your benefit for you guys. We do so much for you guys. What's great is this be, if it is being like this big dairy milk shake bomb type of thing, it's nice that these coffee liqueurs do have caffeine in that. I just looked up the Luxardo espresso stuff has 137 milligrams of caffeine in an ounce. So that's more than a cup of coffee, like maybe a cup and a half-ish. I have noticed.

And Kalua has as caffeine as well. So I like that we're getting a little bit of a four local effect if I'm going to be drinking milk out on the street. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Milk was a bad choice. I know that. That reminds me of Will Ferrell in a way. Oh, Odin's beard. Me too.

This is a very much big sweetie. That Luxardo, I was sipping it one night. You know, so every once in a while, I'll take, for a long time, it was Amaro Montenegro. Or even some of the Luxardo del Santo, the green chartreuse taste alike. Del Santo. But that Luxardo, I remember just making a neat little shot and sipping on it. and by the end of it I was like, man, I'm wired. I'm wired off of one ounce of this shit.

I'm wired in. I'm locked in. All right, final thoughts. We're kind of getting into it already. But Mike, what you said? Order again, order again. And with many variations, there are fun things to be had here. I think the flora bama bar, if I was reading the article correctly said, it has like a bunch of different types of ice cream they add to these drinks.

So it's an ice cream, ice creamy thing. I don't love it. Cherry ice cream and do a little bit of a Cherry Garcia vibe. Ooh. Bump, bim, to bing. And for me, I imagine a little Oreo in there, huh? Oh, hey. I imagine a little Oreo in there, huh?

I like that dry, crackly cookie in there. You know how Morris Day from the time orders? Let's see, how does he order, what he would order what you want, Jeff. He would say, Oreo, E, oh. Oh, we yo, yeah, I know how we would do that. You do that, you knew that. But I thought he's more of a hydrox guy. I don't know about that.

I don't know about that. Well, we'll look into it off pod. We will all look into it separately off pod. We'll come back next week to tell you about it. Tim, your final thoughts, submit them. Well, Jeff, Webster's dictionary. Ooh, a lofty answer. Defines Bushwacker as a person who clears

away the bush, as in preparing land for grazing, one that lives in or frequents the woods, a Confederate soldier who engaged in guerrilla warfare in the Civil War, one that fires from ambush, a deserter or draft dodger who became an outlaw, especially during and after the Civil War. So if you're out in the thick, your bushwacker, you're out in the thick vegetation, you're whacking away bushes, that's me whacking away all the other drinks you offer me, because it's an order again on the bushwhacker. Yes, yes. That's whacking away the other drinks. And you're allowed to, you're allowed to, if you're ultimately ordering a Bushwax or you can go into a bar with a machete and start cutting down a bunch of drinks out of people's hands behind the bar.

As long as you order a Bushwreck, they go, okay, you would get it. We get it. That's what that was on. You're allowed. He's the namesake of the drink. I agree. It's a, it's, I thought I was Afghan hound in the corner. Shut the back.

This is so sugary. that like I've had a few good days of eating in a row. You know, I've been eating salads and laying off the carbs and having like fruits and vegetables and stuff. And then I eat one of these. I had a salad today myself. But it's hard to feel like after one of these that I didn't just like tank my week, you know?

Yeah. Man. Sheesh. Well, this thing is good. I enjoyed drinking it. I do kind of find that my kitchen is a disaster after making these. And I have like a,

a creamy, oily, mealth feel, and I got to do a bunch of dishes. These blender drinks are mostly a pain in the ass for me, unless it's like a clean rinsing my tie list. Yeah, yeah. So I'm tempted to say appointment only on this sort of thing. I remember that phrase, appointment only. If you're making a night of this, order this out, absolutely.

Sure. If you are making it at home, great. I'm going to give you one pro tip. Start with your gooey coconut. in your measuring glass. I have like a pretty big measuring glass with five ounces on it. You put in the coconut.

You put in one or two more ingredients and stir it up because otherwise you're never getting an accurate read of like how much coconut you're putting in there. It's sticking to the inside of your glass. You're not getting that full ounce or ounce and a half or whatever. So you're going to have to do some like pre-mixing

in your measuring glass to get that, to get that honest read on that coconut. It's good. You should have it. An honest factual read. Make it with a friend. Don't make it on your own. Yeah.

It's a pain. It's a fun thing when entertaining it. And maybe, how about this? In this world where everyone's drinking so many espresso martinis and people are trying to find variations like the Carahillo and stuff like this. I could imagine putting a shot of espresso. What's that? What's that Carahillo? Is that the...

It's like a Houston thing that's like coffee-ish. We should do it. But, um... Houston. We should have had when we were in Houston. but um i know Houston imagine if you're putting a shot of espresso

in this then you're saying to your friends hey everybody pregame it in my house yeah I'm making these sweet drinks but they're going to get us up up up so we can part up up so we can party also don't make them so big here I am with like a big cold pint glass

that I am going to finish but I think if you made like a sensible rocks glass size of this everyone's gonna walk If it's the right size, everyone's going to love it. That's really what really gets people is the size. Oh, I got to have one of those. It's small.

Well, I sent a picture to Kelsey and she was like, ew, no. Because people don't want a big milkshakey dessert treat. Some people, they're turned off by it. But if it's just like, hey, it's a little guy. A little milkshake shot would be good. A little type of a snackery shot. Yes, they should give these out at Costco and grocery stores. that's our show

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