The Sloppy Boys - 295. Brogan Bailey

Episode Date: June 12, 2026

The guys make a simple mixed drink named after the famed Hero of the Highlands (not that one, the other one.)BROGAN BAILEY RECIPE:2oz/60ml SCOTCHto top MOUNTAIN DEWFill a rocks glass with ice, Add scotch and Mountain Dew. Stir gently. When garnishing with a cherry on a sword cocktail pick, it is referred to as "the King's bloody head." Recipe via the tale. Ye haven't forgotten the tale... have ye?WANT MORE SLOP? Check out:PatreonSHOP the webstore at:The Sloppy Boys WebsiteLISTEN to The Sloppy Boys hit songs on:Apple MusicSpotifyYoutubeTOUR DATES, SOCIALS and more at:LinktreeT H E   S L O P P Y   B O Y S   L L CExpand Ascend Conquer Retain Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Get the tickets online. Check us out on our socials, Instagram, everywhere else. You get the tickets. You come to the show. You're going to have a hell of a time, baby. Hey, folks. Welcome to the sloppy boys where we take a deep dive into the drinks that you love. I'm Jeff Dutton along with Mike Hanford.

I. And Tim Kelpakis. What he's up. And we're your host, the band The Sloppy Boys. How are you guys living? Living large. Living large. I'm living large.

I have been out on the road today. Touring. Road dogging? Non-stop. I was out with you guys. Then out with Doe Boys. Now I'm currently out with Comedy Bang Bang. And I'm going to be going back out with you guys.

This all of a sudden turns into touring summer for the handman. I've been dubbed by certain comedy groups the Prince of Summer comedy touring. The Prince? You believe that? Yeah. Not the King.

The Prince? No, no, no. That's for like the Man of Scalcos in the world. The Malini's, the people who pull big crowds, you know what I mean? I think it's like the musical artist Prince. What Prince is to music is, is what you are to summer touring. So you're kind of like the small, the small, horny one.

Right, because he never toured in the summer. But that's quite an honor, I would say. Sure, that's not bad. That's not bad. Now, Mike, as you've been out there on the road, how are people taking to a certain sloppy boys invented beverage? It is going over huge. I was out on the road with doughboys.

And I, you know, first episode I had one in my, you know, I brought them out for the guys. a piss and shit. Piss and shit. Oh, I'm sorry. Yes. The piss and shit. Dark rum,

pineapple and sour mix. The piss and shit. Yes. So sorry. I thought just everyone would know what we're talking about because it is climbing up its way to the being the

well, the drink of the summer. And that's coming from the prince of summer touring. And it's only June. We're not even in July. So I had it for the doughboys. We had them on stage.

We had Emma and Amelia come out and I drank them. People loved it. There was. some people in that audience who had it. Okay. Now, next show, we had it, uh, we had the bar making the special. They had it up on the, the screen.

People were making them then. I would have them. It shows, next ones, I don't think they made the, they didn't make them at the bar because it was a different place. It didn't want to do that. But it was, it was a city winery and they tried to keep a certain level of decorum. What? They had them. They just wouldn't, they had them. They just wouldn't do, uh,

they just wouldn't do, um, uh, the shots for everyone. It just wouldn't do a special. But listen to this. They made us piss and shits on ice for me, Wager, and Mitch, but they didn't use dark rum. Now, I said on that podcast, and we can discuss here, because this is canon, that's not canon. A piss and shit with white rum, did we name that? Did we name it of cum and shit?

It could be that. Yeah, jizz and piss. But it's not, cum isn't clear. Speak for yourself. You're right, you're right. Well, that's what we're sort of just discussing here. So it could be. water.

How about it's piss and then more overly hydrated piss as well. No, wait a minute. We talked about this, Jeff. Didn't we say we were, maybe it was off pot. We were going to call it the piss and colonoscopy. Like the, when you get ready for like your colonoscopy thing.

It's like stuff. It's just clear. Oh yeah. Yeah. What do you call that though? Pre-colonoscopy? Piss and. something well we'll think we'll think about that throughout the episode piss and clear

piss what don't everything it piss and clear piss yeah okay that's good can i get a piss and clear piss that's funny it's it's one person's piss at two tie at two points in time or two people's piss same that's one in your uh well you're drinking of the trough you want trough style who troughs style could be the big scorpion bowl style thing chef don't don't this isn't a headache Let's keep going with this. This is... We're kicking off the pod with this sort of talk. This is the biggest thing we've ever done, Jeff.

This is huge. People are actually drinking it and liking it out in the real world. I'm telling you. Well, hey, a lot of drinks could be hits from this show. A lot of them. For sure. Yeah, that's actually true. Last thing I'll say about the piss and shit.

If it's a, you know, Shirley Temple version where it's just, you know, coke or something, or if it's sprite, piss and spit. Oh, that's good. Oh, you're also, uh, you're also taking the swear out. I like that. But it rhymes. Yeah. That's good.

That's it. That's it. That's it. That's going to be in. We want piss and spit. Oh, you're so cute. Yes, you're, yes, sunny boy. The answer is yes.

When we go to the ground around, sunny boy loves a piss and spit. He can have all the piss and spit he wants. Why, he's my boy. Oh, look at him chug it down. Yeah, that's why at the ground round, when I got Roy Rogers, why are my parents always saying that to the waiter? He is our boy, after all. Yes, bring that for our boy.

He came with us and he'll leave just the same. He'll eat, well, however much of his plate he likes, he's our beautiful boy. Eat, eat. What is that? Eat, eat. Santa and Rudolph. Mrs. Claus. That's really funny of a skinny Santa who's skinning, Santa who's skinning,

He's trying to fatten them up. It's June. This is no time for Mrs. Claus. You're right. You're right. You're right. It's way early. I mean, you know, here's,

what's the funny thing about this, June. Mike, you mentioned you're the, the Prince of summertime touring because between these sloppy boys tours, you're hit, you're on the Doe Boys tour and the company bang bang tour. Meanwhile, Jeff over there, he's got a Dutz tour with Kenny Gray.

All the, you know, you guys are out there. What's June for Tim? Not a lot going on. Kind of. The bandmates out there on tour with their side project, twiddling the thumbs back in L.A.

So Mike the Prince, Jeff, the knave, and Tim? The jester. Ooh, the jester. I would say, I would say Tim's the, what's knave mean again? Is that like a servant type thing? I'm a scribe. A scribe. That's good because you'll be at home working on your stuff.

Jeff, you're a Duke. You're a Duke out there. I thought knave was sort of a prince in a way. In a way. Oh, I thought nave was like surf like a bad. I got to look him up. Like a low thing. I thought the protagonist of the Sun Also Rises got neutered in a way.

I've heard of that. Oh, yeah, no, he was neutered in a way. The nave is an archaic or literary term for a dishonest, deceitful, or unprincipled man. That's not your tour at all. Well, maybe. Oh, he's like the jack. In playing cards, the nave is another name for the Jack. That's where I got it from.

But I never thought of the Jack as being deceitful. Maybe, yeah, me neither. I never really knew what a Jack was in cards, actually. Maybe you, that is kind of your character. The Dut's character is a little knave-ish sort of thing. You don't know, Jack. Nicholson. Yep.

Jack. Jack. Jack. Oh, Jack. Well, I'll tell you. Well, you guys have been out on the road, and I'm just sort of hanging around doing nothing walking around Los Fields crying all the time.

I did want to report to our listeners. That's June gloom in L.A. Though that's just the June gloom. Actually, it hasn't been too, we didn't, our May gray wasn't too gray and our June gloom hasn't been too gloomy. Climate change. Climate change. And we like climate change here on the pod, I guess.

Yeah, we're pro climate change here on pod. No, but I'm happy to report that I had, everyone knows about my problem with getting in fights with the elderly. Yeah, right. How's that going? I know Mieland is putting the good word out to sort of combat that or raise awareness. He's getting the word out. I have a big victory where a, I avoided conflict with.

Okay, thank God. Yeah, victory could be one or two things. Yeah, it could be a knockout or a, but he didn't get aggressive. Is there a string of defeated seniors in your wake? We've defined victory for me is remaining non-violent. It's not winning the fights. But I had to run in with what others might call an old bitch. I don't speak that way anymore.

Right. But I was out on the out on the street. Meet me on the street. Springsteen. No, but I'm serious note. I was out on Hillhurst Avenue, right? and I'm a member of the community and I like

I like when there's flyers out there we've promoted sloppy boys shows by me and Jeff fliring around the neighborhood but I also like to see who else in the community is having some sort of stuff going on you know look at the flyers flyers are a real traditional way

of independent artists getting the word out or finding out about community events Mike you probably don't see this in New York as much Tim take it away I didn't see you ask Mike a question question and then give him the floor um no so i see uh i'm having my morning coffee stroll then i see this like like an angry old lady is you got a sour pussy on her face and she's

scowling and she's walking down the hood and she's grabbing flyers off the posts and she's like kind of angrily ripping them down um and i clocked this lady and i clocked this lady and And I said, what's she doing in my community? And then I saw that she was taken down flyers and I wanted to see if they're old flyers. Maybe she's cleaning up. But I specifically look and I see a flyer for a garage sale that is happening that very day. And she walks up to it, scowls at it, grabs it, rips it off the post. Oh, no.

So I said, Tim, don't lead with anger. but you do want to engage this woman in a exchange of ideas here. Right. Don't lead with anger, but you are going to talk to this person. I'm going to talk to her. You're going to talk loudly and forcefully, but you're not going to yell. And two inches from her face. You take matters in your own hands here, but.

No, I specifically thought of my problem that I've been working. So I put it on the nicest voice. And after she tore down the garage sale one, I go, excuse me. Can I ask why you're taking down that flyer? and she knew as soon as I said the nice excuse me. Excuse me. What the fuck is your fucking problem? She kind of like hunched as soon as she heard, excuse me.

She knew it was coming. Can I ask why you're taking down that flyer, ma'am? And she goes, she sort of reminds him of like the badger when you reach for the badger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The back fur goes up. It sucks for badger beverages that the badger bites you back when you're just trying to get a drink. Yeah, I know. That's what happened.

You reach for the badger. Reach for the Bav. That's true. Get your drink. Beveridge, uh, Reverend guitars, by the way,

Toledo, Ohio. Anyway, I say, can I ask why you, ma'am, I'm like a nice guy. Can I ask why perhaps

you might be taking that flyer? And she turns and she scowls. He goes, if it's today, it's done. And she crumples it up. And she turns and she scampered away. And I turned and,

oh, I wanted to hurl such ages. expletives at her. Vitriol. Instead, I took, I took a deep breath and I said, Tim, let it be so. What were some of the expeditives

that were sort of running through your mind that you were going to let, let watch? Oh, God, Mike. You aging, fool. Don't you ever come into my neighborhood again? You octogenarian ignoramus. Doesn't that piss you off?

Somebody in the neighborhood was trying to sell stuff at a garage sale. What a fun thing. This lady's ripping down flyers. That is, that is, day of it's over. It's like, that day is crazy.

It's more important than ever that day. That's the biggest day of all for that flyer. It's had flyers big day. It is true that like comedy shows or sloppy boy shows or something, you might like clock the date. But for a garage sale, if that was up all week, no one's going to be like,

oh yeah, Sunday at one I'm going to go to that garage. You know, like you're the sea of garage sale in the morning. You don't. Look, if you're, if you're an old bitch or even a fat pussy and you're walking around this. We need to start working some of these terms out of our dialogue. Those are canonical terms I use. And I am the fat pussy in question and I condone it.

That's true. That's true. I mean that to say, if you're any age and you're choosing something to be upset about in your neighborhood, why that? I know. You know? Yeah. Yeah.

I feel like I see there are things that piss me off about my neighborhood. A lot of things. A lot of them are noise related. A lot of them is dog shit untended to. Yes. Yeah. That's got to stop, folks. Flyers up?

Like, how good does your life have to be for that to be the thing that pisses you off and gets you out there, hissing and scowling at the local guitarist? She's picking it. She's picking Like there's one She's picking a really easy A really easy like thing to do It's like oh I'm gonna take I'm gonna be mad about something

I'll be mad at this and all I have to do is rip this down She doesn't have to like interact with anyone Or help the community Yeah I guess it's easy It's like she wants those poles to be clean Yeah We it's always fun when you run into somebody Who's like just an old crank

And you're like wow that's crazy You live that way We my family on vacation once and we were driving it we're in the van going up to the aderonics or something and we pull up to this we're pull up just driving down the street and this dog shoots out in front the car we were going fast but it was just like a back road dog shoots out in front of the car we're like whoa my dad slams on the brakes it's kind of running around and this old lady kind of like you know one of these yards were like rusty cars were all the place and she hadn't touched it

for a long time she just goes we go oh my god sorry she goes run on my own over. We were like, whoa. Wow. So that's his sort became like a thing we said,

run I'm over. The dog got out of there and we kept driving, but I was like, ooh, it's one attitude towards it. We have a neighborhood crank that I kind of love.

There's like this one currently here in Los Angeles. There's this, there's like a MAGA guy, like an old. A current crank. There's an old, there's an old,

guy who rides a rascal and he has a he has a trump bumper sticker on the back of his rascal is this i don't want to i don't want to docks this poor fella but uh is this like the the only trumpy house on franklin you know what i'm talking about i feel like i feel like there's like there's a house on franklin that is like prominently trump in a way that like you only see in new hampshire or or other places not california and not the east side of los angeles well it's funny i think i know the house you're talking about. This guy was a great reveal that he's always, he's like, I've seen him at like the fish taco place

just like yelling at the lady behind the counter. He's honking at people in his rascal. He's just, he makes everyone in Albertson's miserable. But then I saw him zip then. He was going home. He zipped up the hill north of Los Angeles Boulevard up into one of the mansions. Like he's rich and he lives up there. Oh, okay. But I saw him one time. Our friend Andy Knapp was on the sidewalk.

I stopped and talked to him. And then this guy zipped by and I was like, oh, that guy's a real asshole. And then I left and then later, Andy texted me that that guy on his way back down the hill. Andy was like eating brunch and that guy like honked at him because he was like, his chair was like too much into the sidewalk. And the guy just like he just honongs his rascal thing. And you're like, get out of the way. You're like, your breakfast sucks. I live up the hill with the with the flyer lady.

Oh, you know they're fucking. Oh, yeah. I'll get a call everyone. once in a while from the wheelchair, a rascal guy, and he's like, hey, uh, you up? I got to tell you about this date. I just have a, oh, God, I got to hear these disgusting stories about him and the fucking lady. She bawled up a bunch of old flyers and jammed him on my ass. Oh, my God. We're going to team up and take down a billboard. Oh, geez. We're going to take it down in the nude. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Do you get boys?

All types of awe. Shock and awe. Well, do we get into some booze news? Boos news, hit it. The piss and shit. Yeah, and see, that's gross to me. That's gross. It's already gross.

Piss. Piss. Shit. Piss. Shit. Piss. Shit. Piss.

Shit. Shit. That choice is yours. You can get with piss. Or you can get with shit. Piss Shit You can get with shit

Piss and shit Piss and shit couldn't bring it down Piss or you can get with shit Piss or you can get what shit You can get what shit Piss and shit Tirt Diary of Floater on top of some piss

Piss and shit Wriss and shit Piss and pissing Shit Shit Piss and shit Piss and shit shit yellow on the bottom turd floater on the top

that's good piss of shit piss of shit last matter of fact that's good piss and shit that's good piss and shit His pissing shit was sent to us by DJ Dank Calliando. And if you have a booze news theme, email it to the sloppy boys podcast at gmail.com. DJ Dank.

Have we interacted with the Dankster before? Yeah, he's sent in some good booze news themes. Now, that sounded like real scratching. Like he was really using Serato and sort of getting some scratching going. What's Serrano? You got no wheezy and Serrano? There you go. It's a DJing time code, Tim, so that you can scratch digital files.

You don't have to have the actual vinyl. Digital vial. No, I like to hold that vinyl within my hands. Well, you love the warmth. Yeah. Yes. Well, you love the warmth. But I also love the cold, cold ones and zeros of digital.

Yeah, my teeth are chattering over here from that Cerrado, cold one and zero. That was cool. I love that scratchy sound like, who's the guy for the Beastie Boys? Mario C maybe, DJ Mario C. Yeah. Yeah, don't forget Mix Master Mike. That's who I'm thinking of. Mixed Master Mike.

Mario. Mario C was in there for a minute. Yeah, but I don't know if he was the guy. I think I have some real scratching on sloppy boys. Yes, I do. And out on the town. Out on the town. Well, I mean, there's some fake stuff you just plunk in the wave file.

But then there are sometimes where I was scratching one of you guys saying something. I was like, I'm going to throw it in Serato and actually scratch it and take it out, put it in the trash. What are my favorite? Sometimes you start talking, you don't have any breath of air. Let's, uh, there's a, there's a, there's a cool, um, uh, Darth Vader DJ, like video on YouTube of Darth Vader DJ doing the Imperial March, uh, with like the, oh, yes, I've seen that. Let's rip that and put that at the end of the app because folks, we've been doing, we just wrapped up, two weeks ago, three weeks ago, wrapped up, uh, prequels month, talking about the,

Star Wars prekels over there on the sloppy boys blowout behind the Patreon. Patreon.com slash the sloppy boys. It's only $5 a month for a whole extra series. Plus there's stuff like questions for Lennon and all kinds of cool ass shit. It's sort of where it's happening right now. Okay, you guys want to hear some booze news? Please. Yes, please.

Well, Summer's here, is it not? Oh, yeah. I need time. And I'm sort of obligated. You know, we're getting into the predictions, the drink of the summer type talk. and if it's just some random post or whatever, I ignore it, I get a lot of these sent to me. You know, I'm walking down the street and my phone in my pants.

Yep. What are you saying? What are you saying when that's happened? Ow! Ow! Yeah. We have a case on the back of that. We just have to put the back back on the phone.

I don't know how you got in there. You still have wires coming out of the back, right? If enough people can subscribe to the Patreon, we'll have the money. We can buy me a new phone back. The back of the phone. Let's get Tim's phone back back. It was kidnapped and they have their ask them for some ransom. That should be our telethon.

Let's weird. Folks tonight, we're getting Tim's phone back back. Here's Jeff. To sing us all. And Jeff, take it away. Jeff, sing your long. Tim's phone back back. Yeah.

Okay, so I ignore a lot of these, but if it's a, if it's a big enough publication, I'm kind of obligated to bring it to you guys. And we all know the UK publication, The Guardian. Well, they sent us an article. I'm going to drop it in the chat for you guys right now. They said, and I quote, forget Limoncello how Lillet became the fruity, floral drink of the summer. Hmm. Whoa.

I don't know. We've had Lillet on pod. I forget why it came up, a Lillet Belong. Vesper Martini? I don't know. Was it that? Well, time to check out

Sloppydrinks.com. Oh, Lillet. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes. I needed to look at the bottle. Yes, yes. Special thanks to listener Emmett, who keeps Sloppydrinks.com going.

Dr. Emmett Brown. Yes. Okay. Emmett. Lillay is classed as an amortized wine, meaning a drink that is at least 70% of wine added herbs. I forgot about that.

Okay. Yeah, it's like a, it's like a, White wine liqueur. Well, I guess there's different. There's a red one and a rosé one. But we've had Lillet Blanc and it's sort of a, it's a white wine that's got some other fruit liqueurie type things in there.

Yeah, we had it in the Vesper and I'm seeing it also in the corpse survivor number two. Mm-hmm. It's nice. If you take it straight from the bottle, it's kind of a fruity, sweet white wine. It's also in a French blonde, which is like a like a, like a Taylor Swift favorite. Ah, I'm seeing also Lillane Nogroni in this little list. Yes,

like a white Nogroni or like Nogroni Blanc. But I guess what this article is saying is that the sales have like skyrocketed. Like the company, Pernault Ricard took over Vesper like 15 years ago and they went from making

like 70,000 barrels a year to like 1.3 million. And basically they just put a shit ton of money into promoting it and they did like a tie-in with Emily and Paris and Netflix and shit like that. Yeah. But I don't think it's the corpse survivors or the Vespers or the French Blonde's that's really impacting the sales.

They're saying that it is the sprits. Lillet Spritz is what's really taking off. And that is why the spike in sales. They're saying that's why this headline was forget Limoncello because we had the, there was the apparel sprits. Then there was the Hugo Spritz. Then there was the Limoncello sprits. And now this is basically saying that based on sales of Lelay, even just so far this spring,

they're saying that the Lelay sprits could be at least the sprits of the year. Okay. Sure. Look, I'm happy to forget Lemoncello. Happy to. Yeah, but what about Sabrina Carpenter who loves it? Yeah, come on. No.

No. I say, please, please. Please, please, please, please don't give me limoncello. Now, we've had Lillet and left no oppression, and this is happening all the way across the pond. I don't think it's going to make it here to the good old US of A in time for this summer. Shit.

That might happen over there in Queens country, King's country. You're thinking of it as a shipping issue, that just those bottles have to get across the Atlantic. Well, the craze needs to make it over here. We're not ready for that stuff. Yeah, we're not crazed yet for this drink. We're not crazy for it. We got our own problems.

I think that my thing with the crazes, like, I think that spritzes have become, it's not about a hero spritz anymore. I think that we've reached a place where many, many, many restaurants and bars have a spritz menu. And then people can say, like, oh, I'll have a Chinar spritz. I'll have, you know, whatever, a Kampari spits. and I just don't think that Hugo ever owned the summer the way that St. Germain wanted it to and I don't feel like Limoncello owned the summer the way Sabrina wanted it to.

I don't think we're going to, I think Spritz has succeeded. They infiltrated the culture, but I think that Aparol is going to be the only one that it is a main brand spritz. They're going to outsell everything else combined. Right. Aparall again? Yeah.

Yeah, I think that's the big one. And then like when people are trying to like change. it up they get something else but it would be so weird of just like suddenly like Lillay dethroned apparel and no way you know like it's a seem we don't need to have one big new sprits anymore but well if it happens this is the summer where it could happen it is I also I saw a TikTok where people were talking about adding a shot of vodka to your spritz and I thought that was clever because sometimes you get that apparel spritz it's apparel it's champagne but it's also got a lot of club soda

and you've got to kind of pound a lot of them. I mean, that's not for me. That's why I don't love a spritz is because it's long and tall and weak. You know, it's like, that's why I think the spritzes. Like Hanford. That's why I think the spritses are hitting for people at brunch who want to have like,

watch it, buddy. Have a catch a little bit of a buzz. Let me ask you this. Yeah, go ahead. Let's say you're out at a brunch with the girls. Are you reaching for a spritz or a Hintonica, a Spanish gin and tonic? The hell? Ooh.

Last week's drink of the week. Hintonica? Yeah, gin. It was the Spanish gin and tonic. Gin and tonic, but in Spanish. Ah, yes. Intonica? I was like, man, we were doing this show for too long, man.

What are you talking about? Hintonica, every time, Timmy? Yeah, me too. Sorry, Lillet, we love you in a Vesper, but... Maybe next year. Not this year. We got the piss and shit this year. Yeah, no, a piss and shit.

Oh, let's do... We've done the... We have a viral video that's the piss and shit on the rocks. We should do a piss and shit spritz and make it look all like brunchy and nice in like a big wine glass. Would a... What gives the apparel spritz it's kind of... That's the apparel, right? That gives it it it's kind of orangey.

The color, yeah. Yep. Orange pinkie. Would that be? How dense would that be? I wonder if this would fill up, like, do three layers. That would be kind of cool. Yeah.

Or it's just a huge piss and shit in a big glass. We just call it a piss and spitz. In a big old bowl. And a big old bowl. Toilet bowl. Well, that's it for booze news. Wrap it up. The drink of the day is the Brogan Bailey.

You've heard? A lover. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So I think that talk of this. situation started in our Rob Roy episode which I want to say

was last December we talked about you know how every once in a while there will be sort of like Deep Impact in Armageddon or a Bugs Life and Ants. Totally. Yep, yep, yep. We were talking about Rob Roy

and there had been a Liam Neeson film. We were talking about, you know, other things of that nature. And we kind of came across something interesting. So I went and I grabbed this movie trailer from 1994. five and this should explain a few things. Oh, great.

We all know William Wallace, the Scottish Revolutionary who stood up to British rule. And we all know Rob Roy, the other Scottish revolutionary who also stood up to British rule. But have you forgotten the tale of Brogan Bailey? Sir, sir. What is Brogan doing? You're not going to like this. He's not. doing as he's told.

Oh, no. He's not, sir. He's not doing as he's told. Well, then he must be made to do as he's told. Oh, Brogan. Coming to theaters, May 1995. Brogan Bailey. I'll not deal as I'm told.

Brogan. Well, what? A lot of people don't remember that film Brogan Bailey from May 1995. I know. Yeah, no, I don't remember that either. It did just kind of get washed away after, you know, those other movies. Just those became big popular Rob Roy and Braveheart. But yeah, yeah, yeah. Brogan Bailey didn't get his day in court.

It's sort of a reverse Mandela effect where it did happen, but people think it didn't. Yeah, that's right. People, I'll go to parties and be like, hey, that broken Bailey movie never happened, right? I was like, no, no, that's the one that did happen. That happened. So the other two. And that happened too. That's your conversation starter at a party?

My conversation, Endermore. Everybody walks away. Bye. Goodbye. Bye. So what's in this? So now, wait a minute, it was a good movie. And we're going to get into a little more of the movie later.

But now what's the drink here? because it's a movie we know. Yeah, Tim, tell us about the drink of the day. Right. Well, so the drink of the day is the Brogan Bailey. It's a classic cocktail in honor of the Scottish historical figure, obviously. And the way that you make a Brogan Bailey is the recipe here from the International Bar Tenders Association, IBAWorld.com is... Oh, and shit.

I did see they're pulling this off like tomorrow to. So a time of recording it's on, but I think this is just short-lived on IBM. Another confusing thing about that, you know, they pulled that down. But I guess they refreshed the website. They're lunatics. We've talked to them. Their ingredients are Scotch whiskey, two ounces, Mountain Dew soda to top.

And the method is pour ingredients into a rocks glass full of ice and joy while standing up to British rule. Oh, wow. That's interesting. Especially, you know, we talked about like Lillet Blanc and I was like, ah, that's happening over there, over there. And then here we're doing the broken belly in America. And it harkens back to British rule and standing up to British rule. Yeah. Sort of a British thing going on this episode.

Yeah, Brits are back. Yeah, Jeff, when I brought in that Guardian, I read that Guardian article to you and you were like, no, no, not going to happen. you you kind of broken them a little bit in that moment. Yeah. Yeah. Don't broken my Bailey. People, that's,

remember when people were saying that in 95? Don't broken my Bailey, man. Yeah, don't yuck my yum is now. Don't broken my Bailey, you know? Yeah,

I know. Well, it was because a lot of people had like, Beetle Bailey, uh, comic books. And then if you, if you,

if you stood up to that and you didn't want that, you were brogening someone's Bailey. Right. Brogan Bailey. I remember the, the late night guys were having a field day with like broken Bailey. but mispays taking like doing a lot of beetle bailey sort of like mapping them on top of brogan it's like well that's not fair but

they're funny but that's but it's good it's funny it's super so fucking it was a great time in late night broadcast that's for sure yeah so so with we got scotch that's great that makes sense the the hero the highland scotch and then mountain do i got to imagine that's because uh the mountain the the the green mountains uh of Scotland. You can imagine. Brogan lived out in the highlands in Scotland and he was a lowly shepherd. He was a farmer and a shepherd, yeah.

All that. So the mountain dew is, it was basically his whole vibe, man. Well, it makes me wonder about the taste if these two tastes are going to combine in harmony or combine in a dissonance.

Well, Even that would be interesting because of the clash of the Brits. Right, right. Because his farm was burned? Yeah, his farm burned down. And wife? We don't know. Yeah.

I know. I have to go back and watch. I kind of forget what happened exactly. The movie, the movie dramatized a bunch of stuff. If you go back and read like the history. Read the history, Mike. The movie's fucking crazy.

Yeah, yeah. I know. Sorry, I was looking up something. I'll talk about in just a second. Yeah. But I do. I have noticed, like, I was hanging out with some Gen Alpha kids the other day, and they were talking about, like, who's magging each other, you know,

don't, you don't mug me, no, mug you. But then someone else was, then they were also one guy broken to them. And they were like, oh, I was going to mug you and you brogened me. Oh, my mother. I heard some kids the other day I was walking by, some Brooklyn kids. Hey, go mug your mother. What? They're doing that in Brooklyn?

It's easy to mug your mother. That's easy. And I was like, I was like, isn't that a bad thing? they're like, it's good. And I was like, okay, God, Jesus, it's happening so fast out here. And they, like, grab their crotch and they spit on the ground.

I got to say, like, I'm not even really in good shape, but I have frame-mogged my mom and pretty much every family photo we've ever had. Damn. Damn. Well, oh, do you, real quick, this is what I was looking at.

We were at a venue recently, and they had Mountain Dew, but it was the cans all said American Doe instead of Mountain? Yeah, that's just... Do you guys see that? That's what I bought today. Yeah, that's the,

250th anniversary of the country, Mike. That's what you're looking at. That's why we're doing this. Uh, okay. Isn't that awesome? I, you know, I'm going to reserve my feelings on that. I'm still parsing through how awesome that is. They also sell dirty Mountain Dew. I didn't know they had dirty Mountain Dew cream soda. I saw that dirty as well. Now, dirty do not to be confused with hard do. Three dirty do's for three dirty dudes. That's us. We told you to get out of here. Sh lobby boys. All right, want to make these drinks and we'll come back with more chit-chat and sips, first sips. Yes.

All right. Folks, we'll be right back after this. Rogan Bailey's in hand. Brogan's your Brogan's. How's your Brogan? Oh, you guys would garnish it up. Yeah, I did that. You know, I don't feel strongly about this, but a lot of people do this garnish where they say, garnish with a lemon as sour as Brogan's attitude towards.

doing what he's told and a cherry as red as the blood of the British that shall spill. So I did a cherry in. I didn't do lemon for my... I did cherry because I like the taste of cherry, but I also like the... What I had heard is it represents

the king's head. Right. All his bloody head. No spoilers, but yeah, it's his bloody head. And you can do it. Jeff, did you have the... Did you do it with a skewer? Yeah, the sword. That would be the best with the sword skewer. Right through the bloody head of the king. And nobody, you don't really hear this at all, but people say,

people say, do you want it piked or lopped? And piked is when the cherries on one of those swords things, or a sword or whatever. And then lopped is just plopped in. It's just plopped in. So you, you opted for lopped. Yeah, I did the opt for the lop because I did not have any skews. The lopchin.

The lopchin. I took the lopchin. All right. First Sips. Here we go. bottoms up. Shall we brave the front lines as they say? As he said, I should say.

Oh, man. Oh, man. No good for the Jeffie? Jeff. I'm going to save it for final thoughts. You know, they definitely taste like both drinks mixed together. I'll tell you what. I'm getting a little bit of alchemism

synergy in that there's a there's a muskiness to a Mountain Dew. I remember one time I was going to say. I was at a hockey game when I was a kid and I took a sip of someone's on do and I actually thought it was pissed and I was like you pissed? I remember you're saying that once. Do you think that was because it was like you would heard that it was like turned your piss yellow or

I don't think I had to I think I hadn't had a Mountain Dew in a very long time and it just tastes rather musky but I think the peatiness of the Scotch and the the pissiness of the mountain dew is coming together to, I am getting something manly. Yeah.

It is bog-like. It is Brogan Bailey bog-like. Yeah. And I remember... And you know, Broken Bailey is not a man of means. He had to get by with what he had. Yeah. I mean, in the movie when it's like,

well, I remember the movie was one-to-one. The parts one-to-one, and it was Scotch and Grogwater, or bogwater or whatever. That's what the Mountain Dew comes from. Obviously, they don't. don't do it this time. So I think, Jeff, if we did it the one to one version, that might be my second round. The, yeah. What, well, something's got to be done. Something's got to be done. Something's got to something. Something's got to change around here. What's funny is the scotch is turning, I feel like my

Mountain Dew kind of tastes like also a little like cream soda is or something. It's like disguising it in a funny way. I'm going to, I think that getting a little melty with my ice cube is going to help. Jesus Christ. It's not a really a flavor you love, but Jeff, I saw you take a sip there and you just kind of grimaced, which is fine. Grimmest piss, by the way, flying off the shelves of this over. We're not pushing the grimace piss, Mike. We're pushing the piss and shit.

Don't you think grimace piss had to walk so piss and shit could fucking shoot to the moon? Yeah, I think so. Well, anyway, but this is, I've maybe lost my train of thought, but this, it's got, it's Petey. So I know you don't like Petey, Schott, Jeff. And the Mountain Dew just kind of pulls the PD back.

So sometimes it's, I know what you mean when sometimes like, hey, I got this whiskey drink. It's way watery. And now the whiskey doesn't taste like anything worthwhile. But I like it. And now there's a lot of it. Now there's a lot of that taste I don't like. You know, it's just we've added so much volume to a taste that I don't really like to begin with. How do you guys feel about Mountain Dew in general just in your civilian life?

You come across a mountain dew. You crack it or you keep walking. Keep walking. It's not a part of my life whatsoever. I crack it occasionally. Yeah. There was a time when a younger Hanford would, he sees him out and do and he's reaching for that over anything else. But when I see one now, I'm just like, ooh, that's going to feel like too much sweet.

You know what's funny is I feel like in the pre-red Bull era. Yes. Some may call it the jolt years. Mountain Dew was sort of like the readily getable sort of that had this repeat. I'm not looking at up whether it actually does have a lot more. It was a ruddy getty. They called it. It was a really,

Getty. Folks, we, last week we just talked about Getty Lee and the band Rush over there on the Sloppy Boys blowouts. Behind the paywall that's at the sloppyboys.com slash Patreon.

Check that out. Fun stuff happening. Yeah, it was known as, it was known as the sort of the caffeine bomb, the gamer fuel. If you're playing a lot of Halo or Call of Duty, you're cracking Mountain Dew.

Yeah, Mountain Dew, Code Red. Mountain Dew, Code Red. It feels like. that's the specific one for the gamer. And hey, don't forget LiveWire. What's that? I don't remember Live Wire. It's like the orange one, I want to say.

When Code Red came out, I was a kid, I liked it because it was Shirley Temple-esque. I yelled Code Red. I was like, Mom, Code Red, go get some of our sodas. You break it, you eat it. Code Red, somebody's dying? Okay, listen to this. From Google, I asked, is Mountain Dew have more caffeine than other sodas? It says, yes, Mountain Dew has notably more caffeine than most.

standard sodas, though it depends slightly on the exact variety. A standard 12-ounce can of Mountain Dew contains 54 milligrams of caffeine. If you grab a 12-ounce Mountain Dew, zero sugar, it jumps to 68. So I would see that's about the amount of a normal cup of coffee. And then I'm looking Diet Coke 46, Dr. Pepper, 41, Pepsi 38, Coca-Cola 34. So yes, the rumors are true, more caffeine in Mountain Dew. I will say this, I always want to amount. and do, I always wanted the color to be a little more green.

You know what I mean? Like, you pour it out and it's like, oh, it's just piss yellow. I wish it was. Yeah, yeah. Because that green plastic bottle's doing a lot of the work, isn't it? When it comes out of that bottle? It's doing all the heavy lifting. The can, no way, you're looking through that can.

Jeff, tell me about your scotch era because you say you don't like PD scotches, but I feel like you had a whole Lefroid, Glenn Fidditch, Jefferson, Dutton time. Petey. No way. that was, Pedy, that was our beloved Randy Maxwell. You remember Randy used to drink Doers? Yeah. Yeah.

And that was like way ahead of our time, my time for even understanding like good or bad liquors or that there even was the idea of like a good liquor. And seeing Doers, I was just like, dude, I don't know what you're doing with that, but it's not for me. It's, it looks like piss. It, he had it in like a handle in the freezer. it took up too much space and God, it was just vile. I don't think I would even like it now,

but it was just peaty. I was just responding to the pittiness, the bandadeness. Yeah, yeah, the bandadness. I wonder if it was the fact that it was John Favreau's drink of choice and swingers. I wonder if that's why Randy zeroed in on it. Oh.

Any Glenn. Yeah, Glenn Fidditch, Glenn. Humbleck. Glenn Powell. Glenn Powell. Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross. What's the joke he says in, Swingers. He's ordering a drink from the cocktail waitress and he's like

Glenn Fidditch, Glenn, any Glenn, he doesn't know what he's talking about. You know, it's funny, you always hear like the story, the joke like, my buddy's Johnny, Jimmy and Jack all showed up to the party. Nobody ever says like, and Glenn was there too. The Glenn's all show. And Glenn was there too. Glenn, Jose and, well, Captain Morgan was steering the ship. We got a joke in my family that my mom hates where I'll tell a story about some family moment like me taking my first steps or something and I'll be like, Mom, I don't think you were there. It was like a yo mama joke. She's like, I hate that joke.

There's something about the yo mama jokes that she doesn't like. No, we'll tell us like a sweet story about something that happened Thanksgiving and Christmas and then we'll be like, Mom, I don't think you're there. I think you said you were out with your friends, Jack and Johnny and Jim. My mom doesn't drink. And she's like, no, that's not funny. During your first steps. I was out with vitamin water and Starbucks. I love them.

I love those mineral-y guys. I had a bar mishap yesterday. This sounds like I'm teeing up a song or something, unfortunately. I went out to a place last night called Black Rabbit Rose. Have you heard of this? No. No, that's a cool name, though. It's like the Magic Castle, but it's not nearly as,

Disney-ish. It's on Hollywood Boulevard. The magic show was very good. It was awesome. The food was surprisingly good. You walk in and it was just like there's a bar. There's just a bar area in the beginning where they had like some silly drinks. And the food was surprisingly good.

But the bar tab. Did you eat like while watching the show? No, no. This is just like like we had tickets for the 9.30 show and we were all just sort of gathering and getting some drinks in beforehand. But the bill came and. And it felt like predatory. Like every drink, they, I asked for a whiskey ginger and they top shelfed it. They just like, rude.

They just assumed top shelf on everything. And then also gratuity was included, but it was like hard to see. Dang. Like trying to get you to put 20% on top of their 20%? Yes, exactly. Exactly right. But I mean, the bill came and we were. Not fair.

We were already splitting it up. And I was like, well, some of these menu items are different prices than say, than they are in the menu. Buy like a dollar or two and in one case cheaper. But that just lets me know that like this isn't built on any solid foundation. Yeah. But to see to see that like all the cocktails were like they were upselling to, um, the surcharges for like Jameson, Wild Turkey and Svedka. We were just, or when you say whiskey ginger, if you don't say anything, that means well. Am I wrong?

I have a cocktail podcast And this has never come up before. If you say the brand, that's a, what do you? A call or whatever. And then if you, if you just say whiskey, that means well whiskey. But also the, those surcharges, Svedka is shitty vodka. Wild turkey is not fancy. Yeah.

Jameson. Jameson is not fancy. I mean, I know people like Jameson, but they, how dare they? How dare they pull that shit? How dare they? That sucks. Hmm. Well, that's it.

Well, and luckily we went to the, luckily we went to the magic show, and the magic show redeemed all. I was sitting there in awe. Like, I looked at a receipt and the money came back. They made a pile of cash up here in my pocket. They were eating fire. They were tying razor blades together on a string in their mouths. They were doing all sorts of fun stuff. Yeah.

Was there any of the close up stuff where it's like, just stuff up? Oh, we were front row. Oh, man. I love that. It was crazy. That's so cool. That's so impressive. Now, do you, how do you, how does it stack up against the magic castle?

Well, magic castle is like much more expensive and more of an immersive like, oh, you got to put on a suit and walking through this door and like, oh, dead suit. This is a little bit more of like the Hollywood Boulevard version, but as far as the magician's skills, they were right up there, Timmy. I'm a magician. The magic castle is fun because you feel like you're kind of going to like the haunted mansion. Disney ride, but you can kind of like move around in a little bit. Yeah, it's an immersive experience. You can punch the waiters and stuff, touch the people. Well, hold on.

Put your hand in somebody's ghostly drink. I mean, Mike, you can do that at any restaurant, really. One of the magicians, his name was Fitzgerald. And his Instagram handles Fitzgerald underscore chic. And he had like a funny 60s mod Austin Powers vibe about him. American, never did a British accent. but everything else about him, mod haircut,

just like skinny, shiny suit. And he was just like, he was like, uh, sort of Randy in a way. Ooh. Did he make you horny? Yes.

Um, what are the, what are the signifiers of the mod, the mods, right? This is a early 60s movement in London. Yeah. Like,

it's funny when there's, you know, we've talked on the, on the podcast about like the Normans or whatever, you know, like are the certain types of guys. The mods are like kind of like bowl cuts,

Vespa, Vespa scooters. Yeah. Scooters is the only thing I could think. I just know this for like the Who quadrufini. Like that guy was a mod. Right. The Who,

that was like a big deal that like, I think when the Who first started, they were like a mod band and you'd be like, whoa, look at Pete Towns's hair. He's a mod. Oh shit. Yeah.

But so I'm guessing mod means modern. And maybe it all starts from just, like kids with Vespa started like wearing these little colorful suits. But it's, it's funny that it's like not a, it's timewise, it slots in between like the, who were the San Francisco like poet types? The hippies, like the hippie guys? Like, uh, for pre hippies. You have the, uh, Ellen Ginsburg and.

Yeah, yeah, what are they called the, uh, uh, uh, yes. Oh, yes. Mary, God damn it. Beat nicks. Beat nicks. So I feel like the mods are chronologically between the beatniks and the hippies, but they're kind of just like they don't have a purpose, they don't have a political stance.

They're just sort of like, we'll all vespers and we're driving around, man. Colorful suits. We're driving around, man. I guess my clothes are rather stripy indeed, man. Yes, I could show you could say that, my man. And then how funny that like there's like a then a sitcom like, The Mod Squad, probably shot in Burbank.

Were they, was that a, were they like spies or something? Yeah, it was like two guys and a girl and the spies. They did a Mod Squad movie in like the early 2000s, late 90s. Yeah, they did. They brought it back and it was like Giovanni Ribisi. The Bees. A cinematographer? I want to say Claire Daines.

I want to say, who else was in the mod squad? Hold on. Claire Daines and Rabisi and Omar Epps. Wow. Epps making his mod debut. There's like, not every like style or look or type of youth gets a label like that, but I do always like it when on, when I see like meme accounts that are like starter packs and they kind of like name a culture.

That's always fun for me to be like, like, there's like a, you know, a type of a guy that's like, okay, he wears a car heart thing and he watches saffty movies and he smokes American spirits or whatever, but they don't have a name. You know, it's not like a type of a guy. Was, what I want, I kind of forget Norman, Normans from England or Australia, England. England.

I kind of forget what their thing was, but does it, is it kind of like mods at all? Because mods were kind of like, punk's versus mods feels like a thing. And mods were a little more like preppy, perhaps. I can't tell. I feel like all of these are different incarnations of, yeah, like yuppie.

versus is mainstream establishment hippie? Well Oh yeah, Yuppie is not hippie. Yeah, but I would characterize the Normans are more yuppie

because these are like they've got the Aussie mullets and they're drinking natural wine and they're geeking out over pizza and stuff like that, but they are trust fund kids and they do have expendable income. So I'm guessing that the mods, the fact that they have Vespasal suits

means there's a little bit of coinage. cleaning around their pockets. The mod, like in Quadrophenia, they're talking about, I know who, they're talking about like, my hair's gonna be cut just so. Like, it's like crisp haircuts and it's like suits that are nice and crisply done

and like a hound's tooth, maybe. But it was a very specific, a nice look. Hmm. Hmm. Round two? Yeah, I think we go to round two. I'll say this.

I squeezed my lemon in there and it really helped. It took the creamy muskiness of the of the Mountain Dew was then sharpened right up. Okay. What do you think about that? Oh, I'm going to do that. I'm going to do something. I'm doing one to one and I'm doing, uh, I don't have lemon.

So just cherry for me again. Okay. I'm going to do one to one as well and see what I think I was probably like three to one. Yeah. Me too. All right. All right. We'll be right back with more sloppy boys and our final thoughts.

after this. I didn't have any citrus, but I did do one to one, and I do have the king's bloody head on a pike, a pike style. Oh, boy. Yeah, I did one to one. Here we go. Sippers.

What did you could do, Tim? I did one to one. Do you do lop style or pike? Neither. I guess this is, maybe it's just because I had a few sips of the last one, and it has dulled my judgment. But this does taste better.

I can't say I'm, falling head over heels. But this doesn't offend me the way that the first round did. Well, it's a challenging drink. I mean, much in the way that Brogan and his band of rebels are challenged the norm. Small. Did he have a band of rebels? I thought it was just.

Well, it's just him, but he had a few people that were doing what the king said, but they were also like helping him do whatever he was doing. Right. Yeah. It's very unclear. I'm still unclear on... That's probably why it's not so popular as Braveheart and Rob Roy. I fear, Jeff, that you've forgotten the tale of Brogan Bailey.

You're ignorant just as he worries. That's Brogan's whole thing is, have you forgotten my tail? Right, right, right. Well, first was the king's stuff. And then the second of all, his second thing was, don't forget my tail. And I have. I've forgotten it.

The sips of this drink sort of was supposed to bring you back in to remind you of the tale of Brogan Bailey. I think each zip represents one lock in the highlands of Scotland maybe. Yeah, so his farm got burned, his wife took off. She just got like singed.

I think she got burned. Oh, yeah, okay. And then, uh, I guess her, like, her leg hair and all of her, like, pussy hair burned off. Well, this is what they say. In some versions, Mike. But her armpit hair remained as thick as the is alone. The day is...

Do you guys want to hear my scotch fail that I had? Oh, you got to post it, though. You got to post your L. No, no, I only post my scotch double you. Mike, me and Jeff, we were in the supermarket at the same time shopping for ingredients, so we bumped into each other. So I was like, okay, Jeff, you get the scotch in the Mountain Dew. I'm going to get some sort of receptacle so you can pour me some sort of.

scotch and I'll walk home with my scotch. And I, we couldn't, there's no, at Albertsons, there's no like, there's no like coffee station or drink station. Out of a fountain or anything like that. Yeah. I went up to the deli and I waited in line of the deli counter and then I was like, can I have a, um, like a pint container?

And the lady was like, yeah, but we don't have any lids. And I was like, okay. So I just, what if they sell some potato salad or macaroni salad or something? Why don't have lids? I don't know. I feel like she wouldn't give it like I don't, I don't, I, she didn't say we're out. she made it sound like I'm not allowed to have a lid. Well, Tim, if you go to a store in the mall,

they only sell lids. Maybe next time I know that story. Yeah, you should have gone to the supermarket that's next to the mall. They also have baseball caps. But so, so I got a pint container from the deli lady, a clear plastic one with no lid.

And then we went out to Jeff's car. And we just like poured me some new scotch. So you drove all with it open in the car. well actually we drove home and then we poured it in my driveway but then I walk in the house and I've got basically like a half of just open lidless scotch and I just this was like an hour or two before we started recording I just like put it on my kitchen

counter I was like I guess I'll just let to sit there and when I went to make my drinks just now little bug floating in the scotch little bug floating Fruit fly Yeah, yeah, that's probably Reached in there with my thumb and point your finger

grabbed them You should have done with chopsticks Like Miyagi can get stuff like that Well, he caught him in the midair, I think So you ought to be able to catch him in some scotch Yeah, you should be able to I use scotch tape Oh, what's this fly doing in my scotch

Uh, hitting on everyone's wife, sir? Um, you guys ever eat Cheetos with chopsticks, kind of a writer's room thing. You open up the bag flat. You take the chopsticks, you eat the Cheetos. Kind of a writer's room thing. Kind of a writer's room thing.

That's a gamer thing too. That's a gamer thing for me. A writer's room because people don't want to get your... Shit. I guess anyone who's using their fingers in a digital realm. Use your fingers in a digital realm. Oh, album five. Oh, Tim.

You called me out because you wanted to hear my Scotch stories. And I forgot that there was a minute there where I did buy some Balvini from Trader Joe's, the Balvini, that's a scotch. And then also around this time, I was doing Johnny Walker Black around the Monterey when I lived with Mike at the Monterey. So quite a time in your life. Now, did you like those? Or was this sort of an affectation that you're being like, I'm going to be a grown-up

kind of, I'm going to be a Ron Burgundy. Kind of. I was like, well, I got some, I got a little money in my pocket now. I'm not eating, you know, hummus on a bagel. He used to, this is an era when he used to carry a briefcase and put his money in briefcase and go shopping with it and stuff. Oh, let me see what I have. But those weren't, I don't remember them being too peaty. Like now, nowadays, I'm never reaching for like, oh, I got to, I should have some Johnny Walker black around.

It's not my thing. And then, but Balvini also felt like, oh, my friend who's into Scotch says this is good. So I should, I should give it a shot. not my thing anymore. Now I'm much more interested in what turns me on cocktail-wise. You're into like, you're kind of a freestyle guy where you like pour like a a tequila drink or a rum drink and it's got like, you're kind of a 21-1-sour guy,

but you're like, here's something sweet and here's something sour, whatever I got. A 2-1-1-1. Exactly. I am like, it's a little, I put a little few more ice cubes in. instead of the big chunker, big chunky one. Sure. I like the, like the meldiness.

The meltiness is helping. You know, I got to be honest, a lot of times bartenders think they're doing me a favor with that big cube. I always want a big cup full of crushed ice. Let's be honest. Yeah. And me,

I love my ice made clear too. I like to do the big one, just to see, I like to see what they do everyone at a while. Like, sometimes it's just, I've seen guys take like the huge, big chunk of ice and smack it off with this ice pick and cut that down into a cool look. Yeah.

And that's smack it with a bar. I think the thing is it's a big cube is it's bringing the cold, but it's not bringing the dilution. And I like, I like the dilution. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, I'm going to, I'm going to seriously go to bat for the big cube over the, the crush. I mean, pebble ice, look.

And in my tie, yes. But I'm using the, uh, our ice made clear. You get those big cubes. And the way that they do it is you put it in a cooler and your cubes are sitting on the top of a larger water receptacle. I don't know how it does it, but all the clear water goes up top and all the nasty, cloudy water sinks to the bottom. And what they tell you to do is they were like melt the ice below, uh, the remnant ice, the block down there. But I have like a brick of ice. If I'm out of ice cubes, you know I'm getting a little knife and I'm like chopping away like an

ice pick. And I'll get some, I'll get some huge chunker icebergs, man. So I like to do a little. a little chipping and chopping like Edward Scissorhands making the ice sculptures. Now, is it basic instinct where an ice pick chipper thing was used as a murder weapon? Well, it's that or fatal attraction? Oh, I think it is fatal attraction. That's my guess. And I think I'm... Fating attraction is where Glenn Close becomes utterly obsessed with Michael Douglas.

Oh, yeah, basic instinct is ice pick. Is that with the famous legs? crossing. Mike, we got kids listening to this podcast. I know. I want to try. Scotch drinking children. Try to tell them which, which movies to stay away from. This is one of them, folks. Kids go see Madagascar. In theaters. All right, final thoughts. Mike, hit me with him. This is an order again, but, but, uh, appointment only. This is when I'm watching a, this is

fun to like, hey, we're making Brogan Bailey and watching Brogan Bailey. So yeah, that's it for me. You're having a viewing party of that popular film. Yeah, but it's not bad. It's just I probably order other things over this. Over this. Tim? I got

I feel like something happened here in this drink. I do think the muskiness of that Mountain Dew, you know, representative of Brogan being a lowly farmer and the pittiness of the Scotch came together to create sort of a manly muskiness that made me want to stand up to the Brits. So I do think it's a very good drink.

I understand why this has been such a perennial classic for so many Scotsmen. But I would say I'm for so many Scotsmen. Which is crazy. It's a Hollywood movie. But they really took to it over there in Scotland. They weren't like it. It hits different over there. It speaks to their history, Mike.

Yeah. What's the thing? you're exposing, when you over-exposing, exploiting our culture, but they enjoyed it. They ended up enjoying it. Right. I mean, I was Brogan Bailey one year for Halloween and some Scotts been said, their culture is not my costume. I almost was going to be Brogan Bailey for Halloween.

And I had it already. I was like, Dad, this is what I think I was going to do what I'm going to do for Halloween. He's like, ah, my boy, but do you have the Brogan spirit? Only ever dress like Brogan if you possesses. the Brogans spirit. There's so much baggage with all this shit. Oh boy, you don't have the Brogans.

That's what they call balls? Yeah, you ain't got the Brogans. Don't be. Like at this point, Brogan means like nuts, like the Cajonis? You ain't got the Bruegans in your kilt for this type of costume. I said, you're right, you're right.

I want a Power Ranger number three or whatever. I'm going to say this is an order again when I have Scotch to get through. If I've, this is, I'm not a scotch drinker regular. but I do think God, what's my favorite Scotch cocktail? I might say.

That's funny Scotch to get through because the idea is to like keep Scotch around and age it and stuff. Get this fucking out of here. When I'm drinking it's to decrease the population and to get it gone, but I do think, I think my favorite scotch cocktail is a rusty nail. I actually like, oh, foo.

I remember that being good. Is that, is that scotch and drambouis? Yes. Dramboe would taste nothing like scotch, but is scotch derived? It's like honey, It's got a honey. It's like a, yeah, it's a Scotch Honey lique vibe.

Okay. I kind of like that. The penicillin also has like a spray of that piti. A spray of that peaty stuff or like a topper. I forget it was a penicillin. Is penicillin a newer era drink or was that? Ginger, honey, lemon. Yeah, it was that guy you met, Sam Ross.

Yes, that's what I thought. He did that in the paper plane, I think. Yeah, it kind of came out of the whole paper plane. He did it in Chicago at Violet Hour. but I think Pennison was like an adderoy, milk and honey type of New Yorkshire. Right, right, right. Hey, addie boy.

And for my final thoughts, this drink is terrible, folks. It's one of the worst drinks. Avoided at all costs. This, I don't know, I don't remember. I'm sorry to say, I've forgotten the tale. I don't know the Brogan Bailey lore, but this drink has me wanting to join the King's Circle.

Careful, Jeff. You're going to get your head lopped. I don't care. Tim. Jeff, if you knew the movie, like, if the movie was fresh in your brain, I think you enjoyed a little more. Sheesh. Are we going to do our official rankings of Braveheart,

Rob Roy and Brogan Bailey film-wise? Just for, we should do that in the blowout. Yeah, we got a paywall, something like that. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah. This is a not order again, but hey, hey, yeah, look, the piss and shit

is a hit. That's great. Yes. Piss and hit. And if you, when you have a hit like the piss and shit you you buy yourself a couple whiffs don't you which isn't to say that we created this drink but if we had not all i'm saying i don't say we created the drink of the summer the piss and shit i think we should go and celebrate with some brogan bailey's a class of cocktail god damn oh it's terrible it's terrible have you got the brogans in your bailey jeff wait so so but you do you do like mountain do you do you do he do's the he does the he does the he does the does the does

I'm good for maybe two dues a year. If I'm out and about at like home depot or something like that, if I'm running errands and I come across like a do, I'll try a do. But it did used to be a little bit more of a go-to. Even in L.A. like 10 years ago, birthday boys' days, I wouldn't be too much of a stranger to a do. But these days, you're driving through Taco Bell, are you getting a Baja blast? No, I don't do. Nah. I'm probably a two-do a year as well, Jeff.

I did a Baja blast when we went to the the Taco Bell that served booze. Remember that? Yeah, the canteena down in Costa Mesa. That's right. Then we that was either before that, I think it was before that we had one of the best ocean swims of our lives. Legendary body surfing, folks. We had two hours of the most organized waves with three guys go out, three guys ride in, three guys go out, three guys right in. We saw fish jumping.

Yes, fish jumping out of the water and us as well. they wanted to act like us. Like we were surfing on our chests. Yeah, they were inspired by us. We're looking out being like, honey, look, I think I saw a sloppy boy. Oh, another sloppy boy was just jumping. How would you come back off the balcony and eat me?

Oh, okay. Oh, God. Oh, boy. To show, follow us on social media at the sloppy boys where we release these Reps of these recipes ahead of time. Reps, it is? Let me get through it to him. I got to turn around my AC.

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Yeah, baby. Check our socials for those dates. Yeah, folks, give it a try. It's an easy respousee to follow. Give me a break, dude. You have one little slip-up. I'm never going to let you live it down. Love you, folks.

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