The Sloppy Boys - 310. Franzia

Episode Date: September 25, 2026

310. FranziaThe guys see if they can finish a box (/bag?) of Cabernet Sauvignon!Franzia is available in select stores.WANT MORE SLOP? Check out:PatreonSHOP the webstore at:The Sloppy Boys WebsiteLISTEN to The Sloppy Boys hit songs on:Apple MusicSpotifyYoutubeTOUR DATES, SOCIALS and more at:LinktreeT H E   S L O P P Y   B O Y S   L L CExpand Ascend Conquer Retain Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey folks, welcome to the sloppy boys where we take a deep dive into the drinks that you love. I'm Jeff Dutton along with Mike Hanford. Uh-huh. And Tim Calpaccus. What he is up? Oh, and we just had the worst mishap on pod. You seem pretty excited, Jeff. Why don't you tell him the whole story?

Well, we started our frenzy, a boxed wine episode. Ah, yes. We talked all the way through booze news, all the way through the presentation of the drink. Took a break, came back, kept chatting. Second break, we got a little food. And I realized, not just we got a little food, live on pod, we decided to get a pizza. We ordered a pizza live on pot.

And then the guy arrived. It was, this was thrilling. We were telling great stories. We were talking about back to the future a lot. People would love that. I was talking about Mike's sleep cycles. We had a booze news. Jeff told us about a rent fare.

Right. Now, so here's what's going to happen, folks. We're two big glasses deep. We're two rounds deep in a pod that didn't get recorded. Yeah. Somebody didn't press record on the Zoom Podtrack P8. Who of the three of us usually hits record? We usually do all of us grab one hand and each finger has a third of the button.

Look, folks, things happen. We're here at JD's Place. Now, you can't really call it like a cool place. No, it's like, it's not. It's not. It's not. Janis House. Where everything goes wrong.

No, no. It's still. J.D.'s place. But not everything goes right all the time. Well, the JD is where not everything goes right. Now, this is the first time. Normally when we're doing it over Zoom, there's some sort of safety, safety net safety measure. This was the first time, 40 minutes deep or more.

I say more, but yeah, yeah, yeah. Lost. Lost. But you know what, folks, probably better that way. We were saying a lot of controversial things. Yes. A lot of, we got very political. We got Hollywood gossip.

It's good that's gone. We got extremely political. On both sides, extreme left and extreme right. On both sides, we swung back. We also, each one of us took a big chunk of time to go into our personal fetishes and kinks. Oh, yes. Shameful as they are. We discussed our fursonas and our personalities.

I talked about my triumphs and fears of the bedroom. The triumph? Hey, I'm there. The fear? Finishing. Oh, God. I've never. finished. I've never finished a fuck.

Okay, to recap the shit chat. Let's just do new. Oh, yeah. Let's just do it. Think of, you know, that's the second time to tell that story even better. Or throw a few more extra details. Let's just say that was the lost episode. I just, but I spun a whole yarn about how I went to a rent fair and I did archery and I went to the Lucas Museum and I saw Rockwells.

Just listening to it back that way. That's about as much as you need. You went to a rent fare. You went to the Lucas Museum. He did stuff. But if you were to retell it, me and Mike will be bored to tears. Yeah.

That's fine. We'll just come up with brand new stuff. And it's about the audience of my guys. And you know what? We're having a good time anyway. Okay. We're getting these cabs sabs and I'm on board. I'm pretty deep.

I'm, this is my second glass, but they're double glasses. So I'm like three glasses of wine in. And I ordered a pepperoni pizza. from Lucifer's live on pod and what arrived was a pepperoni green pepper pineapple and lettuce? Lettuce is straight.

Lettuce is a little straight. I feel bad for whoever didn't get this piece of because this is their pie that they they hand selected all the ingredients poorly but this is what they do. And they're sitting there and there. I was like, where's my warm lettuce?

When you were ordering, you probably had like little buttons for like, oh, I add this and this and this. When you like went to maybe swipe up your app to get away. Did you go a bunch of weirdos in the ass? Oh shit. I'll tell you this driver was cool, though.

He arrived. He was like a motorcycle man in a motorcycle gear and he had his helmet on and his visor on the whole. I didn't even see his eyes. Whoa, cool. And he's like, I'm throwing pizzas wherever, man. Now look, I have trouble letting go of what of the past. Yeah.

But we do need to talk about let's just get people on board. Yes. With the drink that we've had a lot of already. Yeah. Let's do the backwards. version of it. Tim. So no booze news.

No booze news. We're skipping it. I went to a rent fare. I drank a bunch of meat. It was really great. Well, go ahead. Go ahead, Tim. Well, during boo's news, I played a banger of a booze news theme by Eric Kang.

It was called Letet du Forma. Oh, you would love it, folks. Then we drank, the drink of the week is Francia box wine. So I bought Francia's version of last week's drink of the week, Beatbox. It's called Fuel. It's a 14% alcohol by volume. single serving container ready to drink boxed wine drink

like beatbox it's them trying to keep up I brought in this fuel that was Tiger's blood we tasted we didn't like it It sucked and also I made the very Cany observation that it was franzi letting its hair down sort of saying like Franzy is fancy it's not actually fancy To begin with yes yes yes

Now then I want those points Shit chat was done Boo's news was done Now Tim I made a A big meal about how you off the dome. Oh, yes. Spat out the Francia history.

That was pre-wine, though. Let's see what he can remember again. Like the Francia family and the boxing of the wine. Can he do it this time a couple glasses deep? You're wondering if I'm still the memory man. The memory man. The memory man. Francia is an old California wine company started.

He's a little slower this time. In 1906 by Italian immigrant Teresa Francia. She started it up in Norcault. It was a nice little respected wine company throughout the 20th century blew up. Everybody loved it. Very big. We got very popular. It was not pretentious. It was crushable, drinkable wine for the people.

Then in the 1970s, Coca-Cola bought it. We all know that pissed off Fred Franzy. And he went solo. Oh, yeah. Oh, this I've heard of this. Now, Coca-Cola had it for a little while. Then in the 1980s, they sold it to a big conglomerate, the wine group. And then the wine group in 1985, they said to themselves, hey, let's do box wine.

Dutts and Tim and Hamford are all two years old. Let's box it up. To celebrate their second birthdays. We're boxing. They were influenced by some bag and box and nozzle technology coming from Australia. So they boxed up their wine. It's actually a bag. We made a big deal of how it's a bag, not a box.

Tim, take it away. It's a bag within a box. And then they said, we're going to just be for the people where the anti-pretentious wine. And that really worked. And then college kids started loving it. And then in the dawn of social media, there was a trending thing that was slap the bag. And there's a game at sorority houses and frat houses where somebody's walk around, they've taken the bag out of their franzia box. They walk around, they hold it up and someone will kneel down, grab the nozzle, take a big glug jug jug of the wine as long as they want.

and then when they're done, they slap the bag, just show that they're done and send it around the party. Well, almost like when you take a bridle off a horse, like a crazy horse, like, get out of here. Or almost like the time you're at the Fredonia house and you have a $100 right aid kitty pool, and the thing jiggles when you slap it. And I think that I talked a little bit about tariffs and other stuff.

Oh, you went on at length. But I'll tell you, can I debut some new information in this recorded episode that I didn't even get into? Interesting. He's got, he's got fresh tariff stuff. I think I mentioned before, my beloved former neighbor, Matt, was a, when. I'm not loving this. I'm not loving this story already. Folks, Google, uh, Matt.

Box wine backpack or my favorite guy at the street fair or my favorite guy at the festival. This goes viral every couple years, but my friend Matt put a box of wine. on his back and went to a music festival. And he had put like a dispenser, like a pile of Dixie cups on his back too. So people were, yeah, people were coming up, grabbing a cup, he was pouring them wine,

and he's been viral. The picture like resurfaces on Reddit like every couple of us. Yeah, that's great. Folks, this is one of Tim's other friends who aren't his co-host, who went viral for alcohol reasons. Jeff, after your little non-recording stunt,

you're going to be looking for some other friends, I think. What the fuck? You can hang out with Matt. He's great. And my Aussie neighbor, Adam. Adam. Awesome. Ozzy Adam.

Now, I'll tell you this. Oh, he's the guy who gets lobsters out of the sea, right? He swims. He goes out. He swims out in L.A., swims out of the ocean, swims down with no, like, scuba gear or anything, swims down with no traps, catches lobsters with his bare hands,

brings them home and offers them to me. We got to start swimming more. This one's for me name a Tim. And I said, this is amazing. Where do you go to get these? And he's like, I can't tell you. It's a secret. Ooh.

I'll get him on the seafloor. Wait, it's probably illegal, too. You're not, I'm learning that from, sorry, I learned that from Seinfeld. Can't you just not take lobster? Well, Kramer took him from the traps. Kramer. Kramer. My man, the neighbor.

Cosma. Kramer. That's funny. Your neighbor and Kramer's a neighbor. Sort of a neighbor. Neighbors like to catch lobsters by any means necessary. It's a whole neighbor thing. Kind of, yeah.

One fortuitous thing was when the incident happened. Which incident? The podcast recording incident. Oh, yeah, sure. Now, I had started with spinning a yarn about Hanford's sleep habits and I never even finished it, if you recall. So now maybe that's a story I could tell anew. Yeah. Yeah, I wish you would. Yeah, I wish we would. And it's nice. We're already 11 minutes deep. So we're, we're getting there. We want to get to like 12 or 13. Yeah. That should be fun. It's funny. We've never started an episode tipsy, before, have we? No. No. A blowout. Every blowout. Every blowout. Folks, patreon.com slash the sloppy boys. That's where you get a whole

different show every week. It's only $5 a month. Jesus Christ. And this week is going to be especially great because we're doing the Whitney Houston Challenge and we're going to have our motor skills rather impaired indeed. Tim, take it away. Okay. So, Hanford's staying with me at my place right now. Wonderful house guest. Polite as how the cat. He ate all my cheese. Well, you know, he may have eaten all your cheese when he's saying, with you, but when he said with me, he brought in peanut butter and bananas and I help myself. He's bringing in food. And Eminem Trail Mix.

He stays with him. He brings in food. Damn near ate the whole bag. That Eminem trail mix too was good. It was regular Eminem's, peanut Eminem's, and what? Peanut Butter Eminems in peanuts and raisins. That was, it was sort of incestuous to eat peanuts and peanut Eminemones. Oh, yeah.

It was nasty. You know? It was like these are your relatives that were kidnapped and encased. And now they're back together with you. That's weird. Now you're going to get crudged up with them all. So I was saying on Sunday, we woke up early, went to a bar to watch football, drank some booze.

That will throw off a sleep cycle. So this is a unique sort of a day drink. Yeah, solid day drink. We had a big, huge amount of burrito at the end of the day at about 4 o'clock. Yeah, we added some Labat blues and then some liquor when we were having our Elcompaid. Honestly, I think I only had over like from 10 a.m. to 4. 4 p.m. maybe five beers or five drinks. Right.

Four beers. But that's enough to make a guy snoozy on a very sunny hot day. For sure. But like that's just like I've done more drinks than that. Yeah, I never actually felt my buzz, but it's just enough to make you sleepy. Yeah. Now, we get back to Tim's place. It's dark and cavey and air condition.

We say we're both going to take naps. Yeah, yeah. Tim takes a normal one hour nap. Hanford continues this. I say, hey, Mike, I'm going out with some of my Hollywood friends. I'm friends with some high-powered writers. Jocelyn and Seth. I said I wouldn't fit in.

Oh, me. I'll watch the house, make sure nobody comes in there. I go, I say, that's totally fine. I get it. You're continuing with your nap. I go out to the Benjamin. I have a fancy dinner with my friends. I return home after 10 p.m.

Who paid? Seth Reese. I return home. I just asking questions and things that we've covered the last. Now, Seth Reese is the writer of the film The Menu. Yeah, he's. He's got it. And a big, bold, beautiful journey.

He's good. So he must have, when he picked up the piece of paper that had all the food listings, he must have been like, I've seen this before. The food listings. There's food listings and then numbers on the right. Meanwhile, me and Jocelyn were like, what the hell is this piece of paper? Who's littering on our table? We're trying to eat.

After my Hollywood dinner, I returned home. Hanford is kind of just waking up from his nap. And then I say to him, because you were all pepped up, if I remember. I had a Celsius before dinner. Yes, the official energy drink of the sloppy boys LLC. Tim, take it away. I said, Mike, you've been sleeping all day. How are you going to sleep at night?

And you're like, I think I'll be able to. Now, we watch some YouTube videos. Yes, one of them was about Back to the Future Part 2. And yes, another one of the videos was the detailed, detailed history of Walk Hard, the Dewey Cox story. And just how it didn't. This kid was like, it just didn't work. It didn't make money.

So now at midnight, I say, Mike, I'm going to take my slumber and I go to bed. So I don't even know the end of the story. I'm curious, you, Mike, you slept from four to ten. Four to ten. And when I woke up, I thought it was seven. Oh, no. It's like, oh, yeah, that was just a little nap. Whoa, that was a six hour.

And now the primary resident is fast asleep. And now, and now it's up to the night watching. I figure I was like, Mike's not going to be able to sleep. He's probably going to watch a movie or something. So I told you, hey, download the Apple, remote apps so you can control my app. Yeah, remotes aren't working. So I got that remote app. And I said, Tim, last time I did this, I had

to pay. It was a monthly charge. You said, you got the wrong one. I got the free one. Oh, you got the free one. And now that really opens things up for you as far as content. No, I can watch. I can watch. So I'm on Amazon Prime. And what do you got? I put on 2025's weapons.

Oh, nice. And I'll tell you something. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Starring my personal friend, Witt Thomas? Yes, yes. Your personal friend has to reacquate himself with some cutlery manners. I don't know if that's not great etiquette in us. The primary... What'd you call me?

Primary resident. The primary resident goes asleep. And you put on a film starring his close personal friend. Yes, yes, yes. I had to wait until he was asleep to get all of his friends on screen. Well, also, you know, true, if you would have tried to watch that with me in the room, might have been telling you anecdote. You know, me and Witt like to do this.

Yeah, he doesn't actually do that. He doesn't dress like this. He doesn't always sit comatose in front of the TV. I'll tell you that much. Now, Tim, you might have the opportunity to watch the end because I still got 40 minutes left. But I remember seeing theaters and liking it. And it's one of those movies where I was like,

oh, yeah, why did I like that? And it's just like watching again. You remember all the parts you forgot. It's a force. It's a force, and I enjoyed it. And I forgot that they tell it in those different ways from different guys' perspectives eventually. But yeah, then after probably about 1 o'clock,

I went to sleep, slept till late. Aw. Here we go. I was expecting you to go off and have a whole night at the museum adventure in Tim's place. Nah. Well, like I tried. You hear a little bump in the tiger room.

You go check it out and... The liquor bottles come to life. Yeah, yeah. The tiger rug is like, eh. The liquor bottles are... drinking each other. You must be Michael. We need your help.

What do you need? I'll do anything. Well, you need to drink all of our friends' blood. Really? So this is your blood? That's your blood? Yeah, I guess liquor is the blood of a liquor bottle. The bottle's blood.

That's why they're so drunk all the time. Well, as much as I'm disappointed, you didn't have a wild adventure. I'm just as shocked that you were able to, after a six-hour nap, get seven hours of primary sleep. I'll tell you what I. If you're an erratic sleeper, sometimes you'll stay up really late playing Fortnite with me.

Yeah, yeah. Other times, sleep for 18 hours a day. It's being, yeah, because that other time on the road, the mark of a healthy man. I went down for like 15 hours of my family who was texting me like, where are you?

But, yeah, it's when I'm traveling and moving beds and this and that, I've got like all types of different things happening. Yeah, you know, know, I'm not sleeping so great. So then when I get back to like a comfortable zone where I'm also, you know, sleeping off a day drink, I can sleep for a long time. So let me ask.

It's a lot of makeup. Let me ask you this. We're passing you around out here. You've stayed at Dave's place. Dave, Tim, Dave, yours, back to Tim. Now, see, you used to stay at my place and yet the couch doesn't agree with you. It's just the couch.

Yeah. But I was away at the rent fare drinking mead shooting bullseyes at the archery range. And you said, hey, Jeffrey while you're gone, why don't you let me sleep in that big beautiful bed? I won't have a ton of farts all weekend. No, no. How did the bed treat you? Bed was nice.

You've got a nice pillow, so you've got nice pillows. Four pillows back there, T. Four pillows back there. I had to cut it down, because I'm usually two pillow guy. Two thins, two chubsters. Yeah. I have two thins, two chubsters. But you know what's funny?

I kind of think about it too much while I'm sleeping. I arrange. I arrange them just so. Well, when I make my bed, I put the thins. They're side sleepers. I put them on the bottom and I put the big fluffy puffies on top. So wait, you stack the pillows for your head?

This is just when I'm making the bed. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. But then when I get in there, I sleep on my side. I'm talking about active sleep. When I sleep on my side, I got to be honest, I neglect those flat hard ones.

And I got the big puffers. I got one cushioning, the other one, I'm hugging it or it's going between my knees. Oh, I do the knees. I'm not just hugging him also. You're my new girlfriend. If it's just me, I'm head on a chubster.

Thinny between the knees. Thinny between the knees. Thinny in back of me, in case I want to flip over in the night, I don't have to take the pillow with me. I got another thinny on the other side. And then what do I do with the other chubster? I sort of hug it between the arms the long way. It's jutting out of me like a Lincoln log.

A long way. No, no, no, Jeff. It should be in the vertical way so it runs the three. the length of your torso. Tim, Tim. That's what the, that's what the thin between the knees is.

I'm in there. So wait, does it happen, though, that you're laying on your side, let's say you're on your right side. Yeah. Mid, in the middle of the night,

you roll over to be on your left side and your head perfectly lands on that pillow that's been waiting for you? Oh, no, no, no. So I'm like this, ready? I'll, let's bring this into the room.

I'll wedge it under my back so I can't roll over. Here's me. Head on chubster. Thinney on the side between the legs. Okay. Finney on this side in case I want to flip over. Behind you.

Between the legs, behind. But it's not really doing anything for support. I'm sort of, I'm sort of, I've got a thinny on either side, spooning style. And then right out in front of me, I've got the other chubster. Okay. Like this. But I failed to understand this. Worth stopping down and standing up and miming.

I'm with you 100% until I understand. The thinny behind you seems like my thinny behind me, I kind of wedge it under my back so that it's kind of keeping me. Between your butt. It's like pushing you forward. It's a door jam. Yeah, yeah. Between your butt cheeks.

You open up your ass and then let it go, saw gong! And once those cheeks snap shut, it's there all night. Yeah, I keep my, after I've done brushing my teeth, I keep my tooth brushing my butt cheeks. Like, lies. But that's, that's like the four pillow method. That's, that's too obvious.

I've got the same thing in my house where I've got two fatties and a smallie, but I just use two basically to get pushed off to the side. But it is the worst when it's like the middle of the night and you kind of wake up and you're like, oh, the pillows are all wrong. And you put it on, you're like, this isn't the right one. You're trying to figure out pillow density have a sleep. Hotels do this. And sometimes my mom will select these pillows.

We've come across these on the road. Oh, yeah. The ones that are almost airtight. Yeah. pillow cases so that when you lay on them, they're like, you've got to like deflate them, like squeeze the air. Your ear can like get like suction to it all. I hate if it doesn't deflate, then you're on an air pocket all night.

You're like, thought, fuck. But like the one that sort of traps the air and then it's just like you're sort of on an air bag that then deflates. I hate when you go to a hotel and the pillows are like, they should be kind of rectangular shape, but they're like put in such that they're like square. And then you have to like, kind of like, you know, like chop, chop them out. Like, I don't know what you would do.

Also, for me, I'd just go Bruce Lee on their ass. Watch her. Hi. Airbnb I was just at in Idaho Wild. Pillows too long. All too long. Oh. This long.

Yeah. You don't need that. Two, two long pillows. I feel like you try to move that around in the night. You're moving around like a telephone pole. Yeah. Hey, you know, I heard there was a bigger, a bigger match. than California King, it's like a

or a Wyoming King or something like that. Like a bigger, even bigger. Texas King. I wish the California King was the biggest of all. I tell you, I love it. California King is only the longest. It's not the widest. Because we're tall out here. It's for the tall

boys. Shaq. Kobe. Right. Shacoboby. Chicago. Right. Jacoby Shattachshaddo. Yeah, yeah. Jacoby Ann Myers. Tall in his own right. Now, I,

gave the history of Franzio box wine, but we didn't explain it for our sips or the taste of it or anything. No, this is a, oh, we should say this is a, uh, in, in the franzia box, it's for the on the box. It says fresh up to six weeks, once it's been open. Five liters is in this bag in the inside, which equals six point seven bottles and that equals 34 glasses of wine. And this is a cabernet, Cabernet Sauvignon. It says full bodied with notes of black cherry and we're all tasting that.

black cherry. And on the, there's a spectrum of body and sweetness. It's more toward the full body, and it's more toward the dry on sweetness. And it makes the point that it pairs well with steak and grilling season and a camping trip. So we decided to order a pepperoni pizza.

I got a frenzy of my camping trip. Don't stop her will die. I got frenzy on my campaign trip. Now, I said before the incident. Yeah. I had said that this wine, when I drink it, I can tell that it's not fancy wine. I can tell it's not top shelf. I can tell it's not mid-shelf.

But to complement Francia, if this were served to me in a restaurant or something, I wouldn't know necessarily that I'm very bottom shelf cheapest possible wine. I think that when you get below waste level at the grocery store, it starts to blend together a little bit. And when I buy myself wine, I'm typically buying like if I want to impress people, I'm buying like a $27 bottle of wine. If it's just me, I'm having like a $12 or $13. Oh, he's rooting around. He's rooting around down there. Now, this is.

He walks in the world wine store in his stomach. This was $16 for the equivalent of 6.7 bottles of wine. So this is the cheapest fucking wine in the world. But I wouldn't know. This is why college kids are going ape from coast to coast. That's the problem But it's like Especially when you got that pepperoni pizza

Oh yes Sure Now this I should say also We're drinking the Cabernet Sauvignon I wanted to buy chilled red But I went to two different stores I didn't have it sorry folks But we did our best to chill it

Did we not? We did we put it in the freezer This yeah I'll tell you what As I'm thinking about I think I could tell like You know like two buck chuck That big

Yeah Charles Shaw Charles Shaw It can't be $2 still. It's probably like $8. Yeah, yeah. But that one, I feel like I could tell that's like a not a good one. Like if I did a blind taste, I'm like, ooh, that's not good.

But the rest of these, I think, are the same. The only time I've really been able to tell is a side by side. That's when I was at Palermo, the restaurant out here on Vermont. Right, because when you're waiting for dinner. They give you table wine. Free wine. And you could be like, I'm sitting down here in the lobby. And they just said, one of glass of wine.

here you go, it's free. In a big red jug, but here, somebody at the table, because it was a birthday, ordered a bottle of red. Sure. And so to go back and forth between the red that you pay for and the red that you don't, ooh, stark. That's nasty, man. Stark contrast. But it takes a side by side.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I definitely could not do a... I bet you if you compared this to any... This would have been good podcasting. Actually, I'll see if I have a bottle of red. I think I only have my, get your fancy bottle of Frank family. That would be a special.

Okay. I'm waiting for a certain orange chito to slip this mortal coil. You, you, when he died, he ain't dying for a long time. Well, that wine's just going to get better and better,

isn't it? That's true. Now, Jeff is referring to the fact that one time we got a tour of the Frank family vineyards up in Napa and we got fancy ass bottles of wine. He's been sitting on his eye butt chugged mine like immediately. No, No, no, Tim, no, you can't do that.

No, no, no, no, no. We went up there for Mookie's birthday, so you don't go up there and just chug it. And then it was courtesy of Robbie. Robert, director of Blood Sweat and Beers, the... I love that movie. But they brought us up there. They gave us the whole wine tour.

They passed us around. We stayed at the guest house right in between all the vines. You step out the front door. I snagged my sleeve on a vine to the left. I banged my head on a vine to the right. I was situated between two vines as if they were two slim pillows. They said, they said, don't fall, don't sleep too late. The vines will get you.

If you sleep too late, you're woken up in those twisty vines. The vines mean, I want to get free. I want to get free. Is that why you couldn't sleep because the vines were on both sides? Shut up! Shut up! Shut up, shut up. Shut up.

Now look, the strokes got famous and Jet got rich. but what happened to the vines? I don't know. The hives are still going. The hives have been playing festivals. What did I say the vines? Well, yeah, that's another one. That's, I want to get fray.

What are the hives? Yeah, right, right, right. I do what you do, and I do what you do because I want to. And then Jett is. Oh, yeah, I like that. I want to get free. I mean, no. Wait, Getfrey was there was a single, but they had another one too.

Oh, Jet was, Oh, jet was, are you going to be my girl? And it also was, oh, look what you've done. you've made a fool of everyone. Jeff, if that's them, then that's up to you that I don't need to know about that. It simply is. It was on the Ministry of Sound,

chill out sessions, a perennial favorite for weed smokers in Ithaca college. What was it called? Chillout sessions. Ministry of sound. I remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Chill out sessions. Okay, okay, okay. We're 30 minutes in. Yeah, all right. Let's take a little break. This is when we would take a... Hold on this is weird because you just said, you just mentioned Ithaca College

and then you said 30 minutes Oh The Ithaca College television show that I was the head writer of was 30 minutes with Dave Ferguson Yes and I'll take it one step further It was the debut of Pizza E Everyone's favorite

That's right anthropomorphic talking That was the debut? The debut? Yeah He was friends with He had a friend who taught It was funny What was he?

He was like oh what's called it odd pizza? Yeah what was that? Pizza E and It almost felt like You could have SpongeBob and Patrick You gotta put that up and rip it and put it up Yeah, I gotta rip it and pip it.

Folks, we're gonna pour some more wine. We'll be right. Yeah, let's turn the AC. Yeah, let's turn that on the AC. We'll be right back with more sloppy boys after this. We're half on the bear! And we're back with round two, round four of Francia from the box. Oh yeah.

I'm pleased with this drink. You are? I'm quite pleased. And I'll tell you this. Tell us about it. tell you why I'm pleased because I'm not a big wine drinker. When I have it, I like a red wine with food. It's going well with this pizza, I think. I can definitely, I can't remember I said it in this one or the last one. This red wine taste gives me like sort of a steaky taste.

Maybe it's just like an association thing. No, that's the pairing. Yeah. It wants to pair. It wants to be paired. But I'm happy that I don't like, can't tell. if this is something not bottled one. You know what I mean? Like this is no better or worse than anything I've had. I'm proud.

I'm proud. I'm proud of it. And they should be proud of the work they've done. And that's a funny thing. Folks, he's enjoying it, he needs to say. Now there's just trying to spread it out as long as we can't. There's listeners that will be appalled screaming at their phones over this. That we are enjoying your friends.

We welcome that. We welcome that. We welcome that. But what we ask you to do, dear Sir Somalia, Look at your finances. Look how much you're spending on your fancy wine. It's nice to live in a world where you haven't acquired a taste for good wine because this is a $16 box of wine.

The fool laughs last. Yes. Indeed. I do feel drunk, though. Not me. Really? Not enough yet. Wow.

I think I've had five glasses. I'm on four. What's the most wine you've ever drank? I'm going to give us some real thought. I've probably done a bottle over a night. Like a bottle to myself maybe in like a Yeah. I think after that I'm just like sick of wine. Yeah, like splitting two bottles with somebody

as you're like watching movies and Yeah, like a dinner. I would say it's a very normal thing to have a dinner with someone and split one bottle of wine. Sure. So then an evening together that includes dinner and a bar or dinner and back to my place, two bottles, two people. Sure, of course. You got the food, you got movie, you got probably the foreplay.

There's wine as well. And then also from penetration onward, that's... Oh, splashing around. I will say, watch those sensitive areas, folks. This still is an alcohol. It will burn your meatas. It will burn your labia. Your meat is.

It is funny, though. Let's say two people drink two bottles of wine. That's normal. It does feel funny if you're one. person and you're like, I'm going to drink a bottle of wine. And I did with my fancy bottle, when we went on that wine tour, I ordered to my house. You're like Miles. I'm like Miles.

I ordered to my house a bottle of wine that was like 150 bucks. Jack, Jack, I don't do that. Miles, you got to, you're just Miles. Come on, Miles. You sounded like not Brian Thomas Hayden Church. You sounded like somebody else. Oh, Jeff, the other day we were in the car. Paul did you money.

Miles I had a good Remember the other day I did a good Tony Stark impression You did I don't know if I got I don't know if I still have it

But you look Oh Tim Almost swerved in traffic What was that? What did you just say? You put blue sunglasses on this man Oh yeah yeah yeah And he will gift you

The best Robert Downey Jr. But I'm on the record on potter For hating Robert Donny Jr. Oh Okay That's not good I need those glasses Oh no don't get him

Oh shit All right, let me see The glasses will work Well, give it What's like a line he says We're not gonna do that Like that sort of bullshit Yeah yeah

This is Pepper Pots Oh Tony Tony we gotta do this Oh I don't think so It looks good with the glasses Tim you should have seen him In the car it was really great That was so terrible I don't think so sounded more like a DZ Discovery Zone commercial

I don't think so I don't think so. Now, do Robert Downey Jr. in Oppenheimer. Oh, yeah. Oh, I hope I win that little gold statue. And I did. I did. I did indeed.

Ah, very nice. That's a heavy glass, Jeff. Heavy glass on the old nose bridge. Sometimes you notice, geez, we're all doing that, trying to talk through, like, not a burp, just a weird little, Yeah, yeah. A little like, just getting it out of the way.

A little tension moment in the throat. Do you have sunglasses? Because we all wear sunglasses. It's part of what we do on stage where you notice you're like, why is, I'm using face muscles to keep the sunglasses where I want them. Do you have this? I got a pretty big face,

so all my sunglasses are hanging on for dear life. I know. They're on their pretty tight. You really fill them out. Yeah. I noticed nothing's falling off of me. The thing you're talking about, Jeff, I notice more with like the nose pad type glasses.

Okay. Whereas like the solid piece of plastic. Like an aviator has. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those little tiny sort of clear thing. They're gripping on and you're sort of like using your sinus muscles to sort of like keep them propped up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And like you don't notice it first, but then you're out in the sun for now and you're like, why I have like a strange little faceache. Yeah. It's because I'm using subconsciously using little jiblet muscles to keep the sunglasses. And I got a thin bridge of the nose. If I had a, I got a bigger honker down. It's long, the honk. Oh.

But bulbous at the end, but tight up top. Tight bridge. High and tight. That's what I tell my rhinoplasty guy. High and tight. You get your barber and your rhinoplasty guy together, but both of you all want a high and tight. Ooh, I'm going for glass five. Oh, Jeff.

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We got big, big shows coming up on the 29th of December, the 30th of December, and the 31st. Boston, Brooklyn, and Philly. Wow. Rockwell, Littlefield, Milk Boy. And Mike, I can't blame you for having birthday boys on the brain. those videos online are so good. It makes me wish that something new was coming out, but we don't know anything about that right now.

Not yet. We're still waiting for the money, the people with the purse strings to sort of loosen them up. Waiting for that Brinks truck to back up. Beep, beep, beep. All the birthday boys have been doing people like, oh, what's going on?

What's with the birthday boys? Well, it's like, yeah, all six of us are out looking for tipped over Brinks trucks. That's all we do all day to try to find that money. We have not found one in just yet. They keep those things so nice and tight. Hey, are you guys playing GTA 6. I'm sure you are.

Not yet. Is it out yet? No, but. I will. Here's the thing. Tim, you probably look at me like, Gamer boy over here is going to play the new GTA. Yes.

It's been in development for 10 years. Yeah. I think I'm not going to do it. I sense a lost moment. Say more. The TV show lost. I hate that, by the way. That is another community chess.

Say more. Say more. I don't like that. Say less. No, I feel like it's more say less is what people say. Oh, say more on that. Okay. Speak on that.

Speak on that. That's what they say. Speak on that. Speak on that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Speak more on GTA 5.

There is so much hype around this fucking thing. And I'm sure it's going to be great. A, I don't want to be buying a next gen system, a PS5. I'm on a PS4. You have a PS5. You should play. Yes. I will get it.

I sense the same excitement that I sensed around lost. The TV show, lost where everybody was just like, oh, I watch it so much and like, oh, it's so crazy. The mystery and where are they going to go? And then they watched five or six seasons of that thing. And when it ended, people were not impressed. And I said, I have hundreds of hours that you don't have. So I think I'm going to take my hundreds of hours from GTA6 and use it to learn a craft or invest in the community. Yeah, you know that's not going to happen. No, I'm going to use it. I'm going to use it to. But don't you think.

Master my skills. In what way would you help the community around here? Not the community. More personal skills. Not doing the community. What skills are you looking for? Making a chair out of wood. Damn.

That would be fun. A dream of mine. I don't think I would do it during the release of GTA 6, but that's something I want to do. In my life, I would cut and sand down. And they have a nice sit. Mid-century modern, beautiful chairs. What do you You know

You were going to say Mid-century modern I was just going to go Yeah yeah yeah But I really don't know what that means 600 bucks I know when I see it It's like pornography

But it's like a Like a one of those kind of Oh an Eames would be fucking awesome Eames is certainly part of it See that lamp in back of it Yeah that's mid-century Mid-century Mid-century meaning like madman era

A little flare Scandinavian A minimalist Clean Line But it's also like You know it's like You got a big wide ranch house this one floor and then you go in there and there's like

lots of like rounded stuff too you know you're like sitting on a round thing I had a friend growing up with a ranch type of house and it was so fun going over there and like running through the whole like running just down the whole house. Here's a Z chair Ah very nice. You know this like the Z chair Yes yes yes just like I would love to see

you make one of those I could I could If you make one you got to put your phone up and doing a fast motion so you hear like you just see Oh I got to turn my passion into content Jeff I'm doing it now This is my passion A television series has a harder time sticking the landing after a long time than a video game.

I don't think we're looking to GTA 6 to be like, oh, I hope the scene. What do you call those like cut scenes, not cut scenes, but they're like scenes. Yeah, cut scenes. Yeah. Those like you're not really, you don't need the story to be satisfying. The gameplay is going to be fun. It's going to be a fun game to play. Yes.

I'm sure it will. But there are these games that are like they take a hundred hours. Right. And I'm hoarding my hundred hours. So it takes 10,000 hours to get good at a craft. Yeah. And I can make a pretty good chair at 100 hours. Yeah, but you need 10,000 hours before that chair is sitable.

Before I could sit on it and rip a big fart and have it not wobble once. Blast apart. You know what's funny about GTA, if you go back, like, way back to like maybe the 90s, there's like GTA games that are, you know, from Nintendo. Top down. Yeah, yeah, even just like a lot of text and stuff. Oh, yeah. That's funny that it made it this far into just like...

Remember there was a game on a... Did you have a... Open Sandbox? Did you have a... Ti-83 calculators? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was one... There was a game on there you could play called like drug war

or it's like... Yeah. You go to like different parts of town. You buy drugs, you sell drugs, you get shot at. On a graphing calculator? Yeah, and it was like mostly text base, weirdly. Yeah, I remember playing more like snake or something... Snake, hopefully Tetris.

Uh, yes, I did have Tetris on a Ti. Oh. Finished all my tests early. Kid at my school on like graduation day was like, hey, can I borrow your calculator? I swear I'll give it back to you after finals. I have to take my finals late and I gave it to him. And obviously I never got it back. Now, I never needed that graphing calculator again.

But it probably was like a hundred dollar calculation. You got to I have to come and you're like, well, I guess I won't major in any math stuff. But I was, I think I was suckered. He saw me as a sensitive carry. Oh, shit. I think I was. He didn't even have a test problem. I was singled out as a sensitive, caring man.

Let's take advantage of him that he said. That's sad. Sad as shit. This is why you shouldn't be a caring man. You should be like me. Yeah, give us one example. A guy who rocks. I suggest we put the franzia back in the fridge for now, just to get a little cooler.

Oh, sure. Freezer. Freezer. freezer. But now I wonder if we put in the freezer, it's going to tip and spill. I could use a break either way to eat my pizza. Yeah. Okay.

Folks, we'll take a little break to cool the Francia, eat the pizza, and when we come back, final thoughts. You got it. Frenzia is in hand. Fransy is in hand. Round two, uh, or final thoughts. We didn't put it back in the, uh, fridge, so we're drinking it hot. Drinkin it hot.

It's a hot red. It's a hot, rocks a wine. No, guys, we have a big. show this week, I was not trying to go for our usual lifestyle of opulence. What do you mean? I was trying to go in with a... Oh, hermitage outlook. Sobriety.

With discipline and gratitude. And grace. And grace. And how are you going into it now? I'm fucking drunk as a skunk of cheap wine. We still got a couple days till the show. I wouldn't worry. This is given me that there is something with red wine that I get, I, I,

Do I look red at all? Do I look blotchy? No. I'm feeling a little bit of start to it, but red wine is definitely one that gets me like. It's the tannins. It's the tannins. The tannins, let royal tannin bombs. Ooh.

It's a sleepy, cozy drink, Cabernet. I'll go into my final thoughts. I spilled on the couch. No, a cream-colored couch. Jeff spilled. Cabernet solving your franzas. I'll tell you what, there was a moment here where Jeff was away for the weekend. So I, since I'm here in L.A. and couch surfing, I said, you know what, Jeff, may I stay at your house?

He was nice enough to let me stay. I slept in his bed while he was away. And I'm looking at the couch and there's some stains in the couch. And I did get up at one point? I was like, oh, shit, did I make these stains? There's like a right under where you're sitting. There's like a big brown coffee stain. I was like, did I fart on this fucking thing? This couch sees a lot of use.

Well, it's tough, man, with a light couch, but it's a nice couch. I need to get a carpet cleaner, a bissel green bullet or whatever they call it. Yeah. You know what I like? I'll be online Instagram and I'll be, it'll be doomscrolling. You go online?

Yeah, I log on at doom scroll. You doomscrolling? Yeah. Every night. Every night I find myself doomscrolling. But it'll be like those like, I always see videos. I was kind of doing this just a second ago where someone's like building a cabin out in the woods

with just like whatever they find. But it's in fast motion. everything's like, it's like, I just hate that sound. Anyway, I've seen. This is such a niche genre of videos. The idea I'm like, oh, don't you guys hate that sound? Yeah, hate that sound? I've never heard that sound.

But I do come across ones where it's like people finding like an old stuffed animal in a dump or like a rug or something and really doing the cleaning. Oh, yeah. I find that stuff to be quite satisfying. They call it oddly satisfying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like deep cleans or restorations or something where you go, yeah, you look at the before and after. You put a little love into something. You bring it back to life.

It's not always about throwing it away. No. It's about spending $100 of chemicals to get this disgusting stupid toy back out of the dump. I don't watch any of that and it doesn't sound satisfying. But I feel like also, Mike, you watch Pimple Popper, P.D. I like pimple pop stuff. Police department. I like the purple.

Peele Popper, PD, police department. The pimple pop or doctor puts a little micromic police car on your body and drives around looking for bad ingrown air. You know, like I had heard that it's like, if you watch pimple pop, it's like a thing like ASMR, some people find it satisfying. I watched it. It's just, it's not greater than the sum of its parts. It's just the parts. Well, what do you mean? I watch a pimple get popped.

The pus comes out. It does nothing for me. I guess it's like it takes so long. You don't get like a, ooh, that must be hurt. Now it's frustrating. And boom, it's fixed. No. It's like it's a laborious process of like scooping out fucking gross white muck.

Yeah. And then they stitch them up or whatever. And then you're like, oh yeah. You got to get that pus sack out. Yeah, you got to get the sack. Oh, this sucks. Yeah. But it takes so long that it's not just like tension, release.

Tension release. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's laborious. It can be unless you got to somebody put up some good shit. You're watching this one that slow shit. But I do get in theory the sort of animal sense of accomplishment or... Yeah, I don't know what it is. Closure.

Yeah. And then you'll see some of these fuckers who are, oh, we're going to get this ingrown hair. We're going to get it. Video ends. Hair not out. Yeah, that's clip. What fuck am I doing? I don't like on TikTok, you'll be on something.

You fell for it. I'll fight for a lot of things online. I got some Russian brides showing up tomorrow at Tim's house. I don't like when, I forget what I like, but it's online. You said Russian Bride. Reminds me of Russia.

Reminds me. I watched Golden Eye the other day. Golden Eye. Oh, yeah. I liked your... But tell us about the music. You've played Golden Eye the video game. Certainly.

Yes, I've achieved top status. One of the best... Top status. I've achieved top status. In that game. One of the best video game soundtracks and it had to be because folks, the score for that movie sucks.

It's so bad. It's the most holdover 80s dinky little score to see Pierce Brosnan rolling around to see Fomka Jansen squeezing them in her thighs and the score is like tic-dum-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-tall.

Such a bad score. Good movie though. They should have me do the music for that movie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, let me tell you about this dude named Bond. Yeah.

He's got it going on. We've got it going on. His girlfriend wants to squish him with the legs. 007. He's living in heaven. The name's Bond. James Bond. Hey.

The name's bon. James Vaughn. Yeah. Shake a nuts, dude. You're a little fucking dude. Wait, who are you talking to, the audience? He says stuff like people. Shaking not a turd, you little fucking turn.

Yeah. James Bond, James Bond. Yeah. It's Bond James Bond. You better watch out. Because Bondle's going to get you. Bon's going to get you. Okay.

I started to talk about my final thoughts. I'll continue. Okay. I'm so, I'm so stained by this false recording that we had. I'm going to try. Don't let that, yeah, that's going to be tough. I'm going to try and think of it as,

yeah, you could think of it as Jeff fucked this episode up. You could also think of it as that yet. That's my choice. Yeah, I'm going to think about it. I don't see any other way to think of it. You could also think of it as Jeff didn't fuck up 3010 episodes. Yes, right.

Wow. You're right. And then also the right. So next episode is 311. Episode. Original. Maybe on the blowout, we do a little... Yeah, let's do it.

So whenever we're on tour, if we stay at a hotel and they give us room 311, we call it the Come Original Suite. Which has happened a couple times. It sounds like a unique thing. It's so rewarding to get to a... tell you like, I check in and you guys are like, Tim, what's the room number? And I just say, it's the come original suite.

And then we get like, 312. It's like, oh, we got come original dad's suite. There was another one. It wasn't, it wasn't 182 because, but it was, there was, there was another funny number, but it makes sense. 311 is such a getable number. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because 182, that means there's one floor, but 82 rooms. That's not going to happen.

It never goes up. There's never even like 20. It never even hits 20. But 311, absolutely, there's three floors. and then, you know, an 11th room. And they know not to put us in the 420 room. No, no. They know.

Or the 69 room. This is an okay drink. It's great. Do it with your friends. Slap the bladder. Even if you're not Russian Greek this year. They said Russian Greek. Even if you're not on the quad.

Dude, if I saw a frosh right now, I would fucking haze his ass. Do you think we're in a weird position because we're in this sort of arrested development of like, We live in L.A. and everybody is in apartments and stuff. If you brought Franzya to a party, I think it would be welcomed here. Do you think if you're in your 30s or even over the crest of 40 in the rest of the nation? If you brought franzia to a party, would people kind of mock you or look down on it? I disagree about the L.A. thing. I think that if you bought a box of Fransia to an L.A. party, it would remain unopened.

You think so? It would have to be a group of people who like, this is Bouchy town. You don't want to do a goofy thing. But you don't think people would escort you out. No, but I don't think that people want to drink it. And I also don't think they have the fratboy energy to know that it's bad, but drink it anyway. I think they would be like, I would have preferred if you got natural wine from the cool wine shop. Well, I didn't.

So drink this. Yeah, Tim, you're probably right. And I need the bathroom. Where is it? So who's this for? Just frat kids? No, I don't think so. College people in their 20s.

But I think Franzy is trying to make a. or there is like people are buying this more who aren't just frat kids. Yeah. I don't think. But I do think it's people in their 20s or like. It's very possible now that I think about it, I do think maybe this very box of wine is what we served at my dad's pizzeria in the 90s. Hey.

Who. Mike, it's sort of a when in Rome for me. And that, what do we call that? When in Rome. Appointment. Appointment. It's your Roman Empire. But in this case, the appointment is having a podcast with two of your friends.

I like to on the box here. I'm seeing there's got a QR code and it's got a friends with benefits. So I think it's where you rack up your points, your friends. They're trying to be Gen Z about that. Yeah. They're not trying to sell that to like well-to-do 40-year-olds. That's true. My take on this one is this.

Because you always hear of box wine as a joke, a cheap little thing. thing. This is, to me, tastes just like wine. You know what I mean? So this is going to be, it is. It is wine. And it's not like those box, beatbox wines or the franzia fuel that we had. This is an Oregon for me. And Tim, your thoughts? I get what you guys are saying, but I would say for me personally, the honeymoon period wore off. And I think my first glass, I was like, this is not as bad as I was expecting. But I am a guy who lives life to its fullest. I don't have one glass of wine. I have six glasses of wine. He's a Dianian fellow. Yes. On the way here, he was riding a little donkey and he had splashing cups of grapey wine wearing a toga. I felt the

deeper we got into this wine, the more I could tell. I mean, like, well, it got warm. It did get warm. Well, it got one. But you should be able to drink, drink wine warm. Red wine is cavernace-soil. It's not even the chilled red. So I would say like, I do feel that sugary syruppiness I was afraid of started to show itself in deeper into the glasses of wine. So but so much so much of that I'm sorry to say is because of Duddy's blunder. Duddy's blunder, but well I was like I don't know about you guys. I came here tonight with the intention of the three of us finishing this box of wine. So Duddy's blunder, if anything, gave us a better opportunity to finish this box of wine. And so relying.

I don't even know if we got to the halfway point. Do you think we even got halfway? Not even close. No, man. This is, I'm shocked how much can fit in this little box. I'm ready to sleep for about 48 hours after having five glasses of this. And so I do think I'm probably not an order again, but I am an appointment only, which is like, hey, I'm, I'm on a camping trip.

Yes, or you're drilling or steak. Yeah. I would have one glass. I would always have one glass. Don't have five glasses of franzia. You don't need it. You don't need it. That's our show.

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You're seeing your new friends. You know these words too. Of course we know the word. I didn't fit in and now I'm grinding with Dan Padley. And Padley can go, go, go, God, God, ride, by the. It's all that Iowa corn eats. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he sure does eat a lot of that. Folks.

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And the weirdo app didn't work today. Oh, really? Really? It all works. The fucking multi-trillion dollar company. Yeah. It worked for Steve Jobs. It works for you, dude.

You're happy now, Jeff. You got us drunk and now we're angry. Wait, Jeff. I got a question. This is a real. kind of cool behind the scenes question. At the end of the episode

every week you just said it you said where we release these episodes every week did you have to work on that I feel like that would trip me up where we release I've never worked on anything

that I do here oh shit so it just came naturally because you know one of those for me well but see you notice that like I fuck it up sometimes I'll tell you what When I say Saturday Night Live, I stumble at, so I try to say S&L, but I kind of go,

yeah, I say Saturday Night Night Night. It's not a problem for me, Saturday Night Live. Wow. Saturday Live. That's awesome, dude. Sonalive. Sanal live. Sound alive.

What's what? San Alive, son on time. Bye, folks. We love you. Bye.