The Sloppy Boys - 41. Fuzzy Navel

Episode Date: July 30, 2021

The guys pucker up for a peachy treat.FUZZY NAVEL RECIPE 3oz/90ml Peach Schnapps 3oz/90ml Orange JuiceAdd peach schnapps and orange juice into highball glass over ice. Stir briefly to combine. Garnish with an orange slice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey folks, welcome to the Sloppy Boys, where we take a deep dive into the drinks that you love. I'm Jeff Dutton, along with Mike Hanford. Rolling, rolling. And Tim Kalpakis. What is up? And we're your hosts, the Sloppy Boys. Hello. When you said rolling, rolling, it reminded me of Freddy Durst.

Yeah, that's what I was doing. I was listening to some Fred Durst. I was down at the gym pumping iron before, and I had that on my headphones. Full blast, full volume. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hey, help me. Somebody help me.

Spot, spot, spot. Spot me somebody help me spot spot spot spot me spot me i go to gold's gym uh tiny waist big you know we all have big broad shoulders traps buys the whole thing yeah remember when when we all had memberships at gold's gym so we could use the parking structure and then when we wanted to quit we had to go through that rigmarole of like hey how come you're leaving bro have a seat yeah i don't think so we had a where we were editing the birthday boys season one uh it made more sense for us to get gym memberships because the parking would have been cheaper yeah than if we yeah than if we'd gotten parking through the building or whatever yeah whoever figured that out we all had to do the tour. Of course, what happened? We all got shredded against our will. Yeah, yeah.

And we ended up getting yoked, fully yoked. Oh, listen to this. I hate this. Listen, I'm going to run my hand down my stomach. I hate this sound. Washboard abdominals. I'm going to hear. I'm just going to just tap my own ass

ping oh my god I'm just gonna flex my bicep right here boom yep so it paid off gold gym there's a gym down the street from me

I went to one time and i hope to go again a gym yes good i noticed you're looking kind of uh swole beefed up oh nice i for a second i thought you were juiced and i got worried about you juicing i uh i don't think i would be it'd be tough to go to a gym i think because i feel like that first that first time, it's that first time of being like, what's this? Where do I go? Also, I'm not going to start lifting weights. That feels crazy to get down. Me?

Yeah, people do. I'll do some pushes. I'll get a gym membership and do the push-ups. Don't go to the gym and do push-ups. Do the push-up program. You know, I've always said this. I would do a light, responsible round of steroids. If you ever see me get jacked one day, that's it, folks.

You heard it here. That's what happened. I think you should do like a Hugh Jackman round. Like right before the cameras roll, you do a light Jason Statham round of steroids. I don't think those rounds are as light as you're thinking. I think that's pretty intense. But it'd be funny if you don't do any working out or don't adjust your diet at all. You just take the steroids

and see what happens. I bet it would work. Oh, guys, I've been working on a new impression, by the way. Oh, shit. Okay. You brought up Jason Statham. It's Jason Statham at a nudist resort. Great. This is Jason Statham at a nudist resort.

Great. This is Jason Statham at a nudist resort. I've got... Hold on. Edit that out, Jeff. So far, so good. Well, he has to clear his throat sometimes. Here we go. I've got poison ivy on my cock.

Yeah. Hey, that's what it would sound like. That. Hey, that's what it would sound like. That's good. That's what it would sound like. You can't argue with that. I would love to poke holes in this, but the logic is airtight. Can't be done.

That's what he would sound like and what he would say. Blimey. They should clear the poison ivy out of a nudist colony. There's naked people. Well, he's an adventurous guy. He's probably going

where he's not supposed to go. He probably parked in a weird spot and had to walk through the woods. Yeah's naked people. Well, he's an adventurous guy. He's probably going where he's not supposed to go. He probably parked in a weird spot and had to walk through the woods. Yeah. Knowing him. Yeah, so go to the gym, do the steroids, Jeff. Let's see how that goes. Record some of it so we can use it on the pod here. Oh, great. Yeah. Of course. And in the meantime,

Yeah. The words Bip Bip come to mind. Hmm. Hmm. Wonder what that could be. Booze News. Hit it. Ooh. Hey.

Oh, yes. I'm in break. Oh, hell yes. Let's start a special show. Oh, hell yes. I feel like I'm watching Cartoon Network back in 99. I like those whoop, whoop, whoops. 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 49, 42, 44, 45, 46, 47, 49, 42, 44, 45, 46, 47, 49, 42, 44, 45, 46, 47, 49, 42, 44, 45, 46, 47, 49, 42, 44, 45, 46, 47, 49, 42, 44, 45, 46, 47, 49, 42, 44, 45, 46, 47, 49, 42, 44, 45, 46, 47, 49, 42, 45, 46, 47, 49, 42, 45, 46, 47, 49, 42, 45, 46, 47, 49, 42, 45, 46, 47, 49, 42, 45, 46, 47, 49, 42, 45, 46, 47, 49, 42, 45, 46, 47, 49, 42, 45, 46, 47, 49, 42, 45, 46, 47, 49, 42, 45, 46, 47, 49, 42, 45, 46, 47, 49, 42, 45, 46, 47, 49, 42, 45, 46, 47, 49, 42, 45, 46, 47, 49, 42, 45, 46, 47, 49, 42, 45, 46, 47, 49, 42, 45, 46, 47, 49, 42, 45, 46, 47, 49, 42, 45, 46, 47, 49, 42, 45, 46, 47, 49, 42, 45, 46, 47, 49, 42, 45, 47, 49, 42, 45, 47, 49, 42, 45, 47, 49, 42, you saying news there wait he said bass oh it's booze news you main feed fucks gracie films my old alma mater. Main feed fucks. Main feed fucks.

This is one of our Patreon subscribers calling you listeners out for not subbing. And that song, Smashing the Bass, was sent in by, you know him, you love him, Bedford Stuyvesant's

number one beer boy, King himself the kanger eric kang kanger you know what i'd like to see you said just said king kang if someone you know people can make modified video games these days and those old video games are easy to do make a king kang video game where he's throwing the barrels maybe some some kegs down the thing. Make it playable. I want 10, 11 levels and a boss at the end. Yes, and make it easy. And you know me, I'll be pumping quarters in there all day.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's hip, it's fresh, it's Noah's Arcade. Wayne's World, Paramount Pictures, 1991? Two? Very good. Might be 2001. Hey, Wayne's World Paramount Pictures 1991 2001 might be 2001 Wayne's World reminds me of you ever hear that thing about Lorne Michaels movie posters

yes I think you told me about this maybe even on this podcast but say it again oh shit well you tell it the best there's like a rule that Lorne has where any movie and all of his comedy posters have to be in front of a bright blue sky with white puffy clouds

and if you see them all it's true Wayne's World, Coneheads, Ladies Man I mean even TV shows like the Detroiters poster the only one that doesn't in my mind is Night at the Roxbury because it wouldn't make any sense what about like portlandia i bet they probably had some oh is that lorne i believe

it is yeah right but still pretty neat yeah that's pretty neat kind of a it's one of those facts very cool concept you know a lot of them it's just like top to bottom, just a blue sky with white clouds, Tommy boy. And you could find the logic in Coneheads. You're like, they're aliens from space. Let's show the sky. But there's no reason that Wayne's World, a couple of basement buddies should have clouds behind them. I wonder just reach new heights. They leave the basement and reach new heights.

That's true. Can you edit out that terrible thing I said about Wayne's World not being outside? But keep mine in, just me saying, but they reach new heights. That's true. Can you edit out that terrible thing I said about Wayne's world not being outside? But keep mine in, just me saying, but they reach new heights. Sure, sure. How much are we going to chop up this episode, Jeff? Are you really going to get in there and gloss it up for us? Oh, yeah. Give it to Kanger and see what he can do.

My God. Here's what you do. Bring in some voice actors to re-dub me and Mike's parts. Hey, what if we did that? What if we just brought in some voice actors? What if we're voice actors now? The audience doesn't know. No, what if you got, like, for me, a guy's like, hey, I'm Rick Hollywood,

and I'm... I think this drink is an order again. You get, like, Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen to do it. Oh, yeah. He lends it some gravitas. Noneshell ooze news. It's an order again.

Bing? Oh, what if we It's appointment only. Pretty good, huh? Yeah, that's good. And I've got poison on my cock. So he's not going to chime in about No, he's mostly pushing the buttons, but he's not going to chime in about, uh, no,

he's, he's, he's mostly pushing the buttons, but he, he's doing it at, he's still at the nudist place. Yeah. Yeah.

Folks, if you got a booze news theme, send it to the sloppy boys podcast at gmail.com. Here's what I wanted to talk about on booze news today is I'm still, you know, tracking the drinks of the summer and we're getting toward those beloved dog days we always talk about. Yeah, we love them so much.

So I wanted to, for us, you know, people say dog days, but for us it's dog days, D-A-W-G. Yeah. And days, should we do the D-A-Z-E or is that too much? No, that's fine. Let's do it. Okay, let's do it. Let's do that too much? No, it's fine. Let's do it. Okay, let's do it. Let's do that too. I've got some more candidates

that have been elected or submitted by different sources as possible drinks of the summer. Did somebody say candidates? Yes, Bill, I did. You know, I actually voted for your wife in 2016. Oh, I used to be one myself.

Yeah, we remember. Gotta go. Bye. See ya. Bye. We should have had him back on when we did the cigar episode. I know. A blowout cigar episode.

That was a good one. I did a little sniffing around the internet and I found some articles about cocktail websites and such saying what they thought some of the drinks are shaping up to be 2021's big drink. So I thought I'd

run them by you guys and see if you think the big thumbs up or the small pinky down. First was Punch, a website. No. No, wait. Not the drink punch, the website. Punch.

This is a very cool cocktail website. Oh, okay. My bad. I jumped on that too early. Now, Tim, it's.com, right? Punch.com. Sometimes celebrity bartender Jack Schramm writes for Punch. Hey.

They know their shit. They get into the fancy stuff that is going to fly right over our little heads. Pretty little heads, but little nonetheless. And they had an article about wine. Because, you know, the last few years you got your natural wines you know your orange wines your orange wines and stuff like that yeah um so they had a list of the wines that are big this summer and uh they a lot of them i didn't know them because i'm not much of a vino virtuoso but one that ran it rang true to me that i've been seeing and then they it was on the

list chillable reds oh i've never had i've been chilling reds for years though i don't like warm wine uh and i don't like i don't know that you can just chill any red, Mike. I think you have to only chill... Guess what? I'm doing it. Oh, no, not the 56-point goal. I put cubes in it. I put cubes. Well, that's not how you do it, Mike. Well, I don't think... Sorry, Jeff, have you had the chillable red? No, well, I had a sparkling red the other day,

and I can't remember if it was cold or not. It would have been. If it was sparkling, it better be cold. That's kind of weird. No, I mean, yeah, I had a red the other day, and it was sparkling and cold. Freezing. It was an ice cube.

I made a joke once, and I'm going to make it again here because I'm being recorded, and it could be great to have a little humor. I said to Jessica, I said, you know know the only unchillable red is the dad from that 70s show that's fine that's fucking true right right on right fucking on man i hear you brother i hear you brother jesus i hear that man that fucking guy man the way he treated Eric.

He yells at Foreman. He loves him, but geez, lighten up, man. Fucking A. Actually, wait. He is chill, though. He's kind of laid back. He's just mean, I guess. He's not chill at all.

He doesn't care about anything. Everyone's like, hey, Red. And he's like, don't bother me. Yeah, he's got zero chill. Okay, well, Slopheads, I feel like I've been seeing this on more menus and I've had a couple and I like them. A nice cold red wine.

They're a little bit, it's not just any red wine. It's kind of these kind of light, bright reds and it's nice on a patio. They look like Hawaiian punch. Yeah. Is it, you know, wine, we all know, wine is for the fall. Wine

is a fall and winter drink. Based on what, Michael? Based on when everyone drinks it. No one is buying a bottle of wine in the summer. Between May and August, you don't see anyone buying wine. We should reach out to his website and let them know they're embarrassing themselves with this wine article.

This is bad stuff is, are these chillable reds something that like is a brand? Like, is it, is it like, no, it's a, it's a genre.

And what's funny is I've seen chillable reds, chillable red. Like I first saw it on a box of what's that brand of box wine. You always see. Franzia. Franzia. Franzia has a chillable red. I think that was the first time that I saw it, but now it's all the kind of like your- Everyone's getting in on it. Your NorCal

kind of hip natural vineyards are doing the chillable reds a lot. I like it because I like a nice drinker. I want to eat a lot of spaghetti and have 10 glasses of wine, so I like a nice light red. Tim, I wonder what my friend lot of spaghetti and have 10 glasses of wine. So I like a nice light red. Tim, I wonder what my friend Miles would say about a chillable red wine. Sideways. I want to say the studio, but I don't, I think it was independent. Fox Searchlight.

Fox Search! He'd hate it. He'd hate it. No, he hates Merlot. He'd like chillable red. Put it on the list. Of things a fictional character would it. No, he hates Merlot. He'd like chillable red. Put it on the list. Of things a fictional character would dislike. Okay, moving on. Tim, I'm going to tell you right now,

no wine's going to be the drink of the summer. Not this year. That's what I'm saying. But remember when natural wine, like orange wines, I guess they weren't the drink of the summer, but they were big in the summer. Over White Claw? Over Espresso?

White Claw kicked their ass. It was the same summer, but I guess a different clientele. Yeah. All right. Okay. Next. And then I read a second article, and that second article was a roundup of bartenders' picks. Mike, do you have the hiccups?

I think I just had one. Mike, you want to go take care of those hiccups and we'll start again? Yep. I should be back in a few minutes. We need to scare you. How do you scare Mike? The NASDAQ is plunging. All right. I'm cured. I'm cured. Okay. Well, the Washingtonian had a list of bartenders picks. They talked to a bunch of bartenders. They said, what's shaping up to be the drink of the summer of 2021? They had a whole bunch of them. And here are the ones that sprung out to me. And I said, oh, you're making a point. spritzes beyond the Aperol spritz. Ah.

Different Amaros, different base sparkling wines, making your own fancy spritz. And I did, I had dinner at Eataly in Century City, and I was in a spritzy mood, and they had their fancy house spritz, and it had some weird Amaro in it, and I loved it. Oh, I bet anything could be a spritz. Yeah. A creme de be a spritz. Yeah? Creme de cassis spritz.

MGD spritz. What if we do a sketch and people are bringing in different things asking you if it's a spritz? This old boot? Spritz. I'd love to be in it, but I've got poison ivy on my cock. Oh, boy. You wouldn't be in a little comedy sketch.

You're a huge A-list actor. No. Now you're a singer. Now he sings. His singing voice is different. Okay. And then finally on from that same list, this one,

this one raised my little eyebrow. Communal tower cocktails. Oh yeah. And they made a very good point, which is people are out and they're out in groups and we can share things again with our friendies. Yeah. That had already, you know,

we're drinking our giant Moscow mules over at Tam O'Shanter sometimes. Yeah. I've seen, you know, like sports bars will have those big beer towers with the spouts on the bottom now that that's been going on with cocktails and i'm also seeing kind of some shareable bowls i was in santa monica the other day and i walked past uh what are you traveling

all over la county my god yeah really yeah i i took a uh actually flew there which was kind of weird i walked the way you drive i I'm sure you did, Floyd. The Georgian Hotel. Everyone was having brunch out on the street. I said, this is a nice vibe. I looked on the tables. All these big brunch tables, they were having mimosas, right? But I know you guys don't like mimosas, so cool down for one second.

I like them. Your Zoom cameras just got all steamed up. I hate them. No, they're good. What they were doing, this is a fun communal thing. You know those champagne pedestals that stands next to your table? It's like a big silver trophy that holds the champagne. The champagne bottle was next to the table in one of those.

And then on the table, a lineup of carafts of all the juices orange juice peach for bellinis uh fucking oh the cranberry juice 10 juices and then your own bottle and then everyone had a different mimosa going on that's kind of cool interesting it's not as fun as the big tower that we all get to drink and work on cooperatively yeah yeah because then there's an accomplishment of like we cashed the tower dude yeah you smash on the ground man and you sort of all you all sort of sit around and just slowly sip on that thing it's almost like a hookah mentality right yeah you know two two problems i have with this this isn't this this't this communal cocktail thing. It's not pointing to like a specific cocktail.

It's just like a style of drinking. Yeah. So it's disqualified. Secondly, you know, yes, we're all out of COVID and we're out there and we're sharing drinks and food. And, oh, we haven't read any articles about the Delta variant at all, apparently. I haven't left my house in a month. In a month, so like a month ago, you were out all over the place. Oh, crazy.

I was drinking everybody's drinks. The 10 minutes between your second shot and the Delta variant. Right back home. Well, those are the candidates and uh i don't know if i don't think i don't think any of these are the keepers fancy spritzes chill reds tower cocktails they're all fun i you know i love a tiki bowl if anyone out there ever wants to split a bowl i'll get in on that what man uh you say that to the wrong crowd tim you're careful careful yeah and so wait what's what's a bowl besides a scorpion bowl?

That's the only bowl I've ever heard of. Scorpion, like the scorpion bowl is the main one. And then like based off of that, that same bowl that has the little volcano in the middle, you can put any drink you want in there. I've just seen, you know, a pain killer bowl. You'll probably find a Swedish fish in there maybe. Oh, that'd be cool.

That's kind of fun. I'd like to do a drink where, you know, we've talked about chilling the Sour Patch Kids. Those are your ice cubes. Chillable kids. Chillable kids. I'd do it. You'd do them. Well, is that it for Booze News?

Wrap it up. Forgot about that. Yahoo. I love it. That's pretty good. Pretty good. Well, we better get into some business here. Now, we remember a couple episodes ago we covered the sex on the beach.

Yes, we remember. We're all in memory. Five total recall. So the drink we're doing today, it all started there. That drink was made of a combo of two other drinks, the Cape Codder and today's luxurious libation, the Fuzzy Navel.

The Fuzzy Navel. And Fuzzy, of course, we'll get into what it's made of in just a little bit. In just a little bit. So it was invented by a person named... Real quick, what's this? You said a little bit. It reminded me of someone going just a little bit. In just a little bit. So it was invented by a person named... Real quick, what's this? You said a little bit. Remind me of someone going, little bit.

Is that like a... That is an award winning actor. Yes, like De Niro. The guy who plays like De Niro. No, but De Niro, what movie? Little bit. Little bit. Every movie?

Every movie? If I meet him, I'll be like, hey, Bob, do you do that? Do you act like that in every movie? And he goes, a little bit, a little bit. Yeah. He's even doing it now. I'm going to, I'm going to, we should all just guess and the internet will tell us when this episode comes out.

I'm saying meet the parents. Ooh. I'm going to say analyze this. I do think it's the comedy De Niro. Oh, I'm thinking it's deer Hunter. Can I please get back to what I was doing? Yes. Sorry. Fuzzy navel hit it. Fuzzy navel. Okay. We're in the year 1984, which is as we've talked about same, same year as when Cape Codder come out? Uh, 87, 84 is a little more Orwellian if you ask me. Yeah, that's true. Well, also sex on the beach was also like a, uh, it's all this era,

this time we've talked about where the cocktails are kind of bad with dumb names. Yeah. Oh, and I apologize. Sex on the beach was 87. Cape Codder was launched in the forties, but didn't catch on until the 80s. Continue. Yes, yes. So National Distillers, the company, launched a Kuiper original peach tree. I think you guys used a Kuiper for your love to Kuiper.

So they had a peach flavored schnapps that sold in the United States, inspired by the screwdriver. The peach tree and orange juice was quickly popularized across the country, particularly among women seeking a sweeter, low-calorie vodka alternative. So the peach schnapps is a little less intense, I guess. Well, sweeter for sure. Low-calorie, I doubt that. But that is fascinating that it's because – It's an alternative to screwdriver. That's not how I think of it.

Jeff, you have DeKuyper, right? I have DeKuyper, peach tree, have DeKuyper, Peachtree, this exact. I got that very same stuff. So this is the whole, the cocktail exists because of this very spirit. You're doing the thing here. I got Lloyd's. So National Distillers, DeKuyper schnapps came out and they wanted to, same thing that they always do. They put it out there that they wanted like a drink for

this and uh the fuzzy navel came out it was a guy who named it was named ray foley he was in uh new jersey he's been working he worked in new jersey forever restaurants bars and that stuff and he put very simple drink uh peach schnapps and orange juice together. And folks, there you have it. It's the Fuzzy Navel. This Ray Foley guy. Go ahead. Was he a bartender or was he like,

did he work for the Kuiper? He was a bartender. Oh, good. Good. And he wrote Bartender for Dummies as well as starting Bartender Magazine and bartender.com. Jesus. So he's like... So this reminds me almost more of the irish car bomb where it wasn't created by the company

but it but when like bailey's came to came out and came to america so an american bartender was using bailey's in his drink so this is sort of like de kuyper launches this thing and foley says i gotta yeah do something here and it's it's like uh it's not uh yeah maybe i was wrong i don't think de kuyper put the word out like like um they did for the screw whoever came up with the screwdriver being like yeah put the product out but i remember the screw the sex on the beach was like having a contest for it. Yeah, yeah. So we got Ray Fully and Ray's wife and business partner, Jacqueline, also for 30 years, server, bartender. And she also is a writer, editor for Bartender Magazine and the author of the pink drink book, Girls Night and Skinny Cocktails. And I found this kind of cool. She is a graduate, graduate, a graduate of the Absolute Academy in Sweden,

which I looked up is just like you go to the Absolute headquarters and like do all things Absolute Vodka, whatever that means. She's a graduate of that and also a Kentucky Colonel. Do you know what that is? No.

Like a Kentucky Fried Chicken? A Kentucky Colonel is if if you it's a like hold on let me read off just the thing off the internet becoming a kentucky colonel is recognition with honorable title granting letters patent to a civil officer's commission that sounds kind of crazy but it just means like you're recognized in the Kentucky for doing a specific thing or a cool thing or a notable thing. So she is a Kentucky Colonel. So it's sort of a catch all. And yeah, isn't Colonel Sanders is a fake Colonel. Was he that type of Colonel? Probably. I wonder if that's what Elvis's manager was too.

Oh, Colonel Tom Parker. Elvis's manager was too. Oh, Colonel Tom Parker. Well, what else can I tell you? This is it. I'll tell you how to make it. It's very simile. I was going to say simple and similar. So I came up with simile.

It's very simple in that it's a one-to-one drink, which we love. Let me read what that is. See, you don't want to get ratioed on Twitter, but you do want to get ratioed when you make a drink. Yeah, you do. It's true.

So the ingredients, very simple. Three ounces peach schnapps. Three ounces orange juice, freshly squeezed. Of course, I don't think any of us have freshly squeezed orange juice, but that would be better. Steps. Add the peach schnapps and orange juice to a highball glass over ice and stir briefly to combine.

Garnish with an orange slice. I read one recipe that said don't even, like, mix it at all, but I think that's nuts. Oh, okay. I was poking around. Wait, where are recipes? Because we wanted to do the other one of the drinks that was involved in the sex on the beach, we are veering away from the IBA list today.

So this was liquor.com, right? I believe. When we were rooting around for that recipe, I did notice there are other recipes that have vodka in them. Cause I think that that's, maybe that's called a hairy navel. That's a hairy navel. Yeah.

Yeah. So, um, but I saw like some random websites putting vodka in their fuzzy navel. Uh, I like the simplicity of this 50 50 split, but it's going to be sweet. Yeah.

The hairy navel is the hairy navel is basically what we have here, but just a splash of vodka as well. So you're not really taking anything down. And a fizzy fuzzy navel is what we have here with some... Club soda? No, champagne. Okay. Ooh, fizzy fuzzy for old Fezziwig.

Yeah. Old Fezziwig. I. Old Fezziwig. I'm looking forward to this, and I'm looking forward to the alts especially. I got a feeling this is going to be good. Not me. Really? I think that the trend here with these 80s drinks,

these are dark ages of cocktail history. All the fancy bartenders shit on these. But I think we're finding that if you make your little alterations, you can have a delicious drink. But if we follow this recipe, it's going to be kind of sweet. Yeah. I'm going letter of the law. I'm going to see how that goes for me. Me too.

Me too. Maybe I'll dick around on round two. Nice. Well, shall we? Yeah. We shall. Folks, shall we? Yeah, we shall. Folks, we'll be right back. And we're back talking fuzzy navels.

Oh, you are not going to believe this. I look at the back of my DeKuiper bottle of peach tree schnapps. Oh, boy. They've got a fuzzy navel recipe. It's got vodka in it. Ah. A lot of juice, too.

One part peach tree, one part vodka, four parts juice. And usually the company is trying to force their own drink on you. This company is saying, go easy on this stuff. And a lot of juice and just a hint of this shit. What was the drink with the Harvey Wallbanger with their little mascot? Was that dope?

Yeah. He's having a terrible time. Frazzled. I love that guy. He's miserable. He's banging the too many walls. Well, shall we sit? Yeah.

Yeah, baby. I made a nice tall one. Plenty of ice. Ooh, yeah, baby. Oh, mama. It's great if you like a fucking shitload of juice. Yeah, if you like to have candy. Yeah, that's a good juice i'm gonna i'm gonna call it right now and say that i'll shut my fat yapper and wait

till this melts down a little bit but but right now that that is uh peach peachy candy peachy juice uh like you love orange juice even though you don't like mimosas you're well on record for loving orange juice i love it how do you feel about you know you don't like mimosas. You're well on record for loving orange juice. I love it. How do you feel about, you know, you don't feel like the peach schnapps kind of pollutes your beloved orange juice? Well, yeah, but I'm drinking a peach schnapps drink here, so I got to expect a little bit of peach flavor.

Yeah, but do you like it is my question. Yes, I like it. I fucking love this. Crazy? Yes. You idiot. I'd like to see a peach schnapps and cranberry juice as my next go ahead. Oh, yes, yes. I might do that for my round two.

Something to knock down the sweet. Some cran. Cran is kind of tart. Even a bit of lemon might help this a little bit. What about a soda bubbled it up on top? Yeah, a ton of soda. You mentioned the wall banger. What if we get a little Galeano on top of this thing?

I don't know. I don't care. I made a little guy here because I think I did a one and a half to one and a half ounce. But, you know, a couple episodes ago, we had a story about me buying cigars. I didn't remember. I thought maybe it's time to pull it, but it's kind of raining in a little bit, Andy boy. Yeah. They have quite a summer over here.

But yeah, this is the drink for me. And I'll tell you something. God, geez, we've been doing it for four in a row now. This is a brunch drink for sure. Yeah. All these juicers are real brunch. The juicers are brunchers. The juicers are brunchers.

The juicers are real brunch. The juicers are brunchers. The juicers are brunchers. The juicers are brunchers, Jack. Put these out in Santa Monica in a big tower for a bunch of brunch folks. It's funny. I'm sort of at a loss of what else to say about this thing. It's one flavor. Strong peach and orange juice. I was thinking of that, too, is like, A, well, the name is funny to me because Fuzzy Navel, you're trying to do a thing.

You kind of have a joke name, but Fuzzy is like a peach. Navel, like an orange. But you picked the dumbest part of an orange. The navel? Honestly, Tim, I didn't even realize the navel was a reference to the orange. I thought they were just trying to be, like, sexy again. Oh, they're trying to be sexy. But you're right. You're correct.

Well, they've succeeded on both ends. But the combo, it's almost not worth mentioning the orange because the peach schnapps is so flavor packed that the juice is just the base. So it's like, just call this the fuzzy. The fuzzy buzzy.

The fuzzy peach. Now, would you say that the book, James and the giant peach is a fuzzy novel yes i was working my way up to that point i just couldn't spit it out couldn't crack it i would say that too i would say now uh when when we're talking to kuiper my little brain rewinds back to the days of pucker you guys ever had pucker no you've you've mentioned this before i can picture it but i don't know if I've ever had it. Sour Apple, right? Green Apple? Yeah, I think there was more than one,

but the main one was Sour Apple Pucker, and I think it was bright green, like Jolly Rancher green. And I remember the girls who didn't really drink in college were like, we like pucker and Sprite. And it was sour, but they've since done away with the Pucker brand, I see. They still make all that stuff. They just don't call it that. Even the sour apple one now is just called like Dick Kuiper Apple Schnapps or what? Yep. And it says Pucker on it

actually in really tiny font. Pucker. By the way, we're Pucker. We used to be Pucker. We used to be Bucker. We used to be. I was walking down the liquor aisle and they were like, it's us. You there? Who's that? Who's that?

Have we talked on the pod about that funny chicken package? We saw that one time. Chicken package? Yeah. Foster farm. There's a foster farms chicken, a package of chicken from the, from the meat aisle at a grocery store. And we saw it and laughed because it said,

hearts and gizzards and then smaller print below, mainly gizzards. Hearts and gizzards, I got to be honest with you. I know I talked a big game about the hearts. That was just to bring you in. I got to be honest here. I like the assumption too, that everyone's all revved up for hearts. Oh,

gizzards. Oh, but mostly. This was like one heart and like 54 gizzards. What the fuck? Um, you, uh,

DeKuyper. It's reminding me of Hiram Walkerer because remember we learned that oh yeah that that schnapps brand hyrum walker um which is the other one that you picture that grew out of um canadian club whiskey wow it's an offshoot well i'm looking at de kuyper this is like an old dutch company from like the 1600s that made Dutch gin. And then by the 80s, they were like, hey, try our peach schnapps

and put it in your fuzzy navel. That's funny. They both come from like, you know, the hard-earned good old days of cocktails. And then they really made a name for themselves

doing fruity bullshit. And then haven't, in the last 40 years, haven't like stayed with the times. They're just like, if you're making a weird 80s drink, you got to buy from us. So this is the Fuzzy Navel. And Jeff, you were saying that was kind of a sexy thing. There's a Slippery Nipple.

That's got to be around this time as well. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. But that's a shot, I think. I don't think that's a mixed drink. Is that like the Blowjob shot think. I don't think that's a, like a mixed drink. Is that like the blowjob shot? That I don't know. Oh, Slippery Nipple sounds, that's Irish cream,

absolute vodka, DeKuyper butterscotch, Kahlua coffee, and a Luxardo cherry. Sheesh, that's a lot of stuff for a shot. Simple, that's a dessert. Sorry, that's Buttery Nipple. Oh, Slippery Nipple is Bailey's and Sambuca. Oh my God. It splits into two levels.

That looks kind of fun. There's a novelty shot here where Wikipedia said people also searched for and one of us called the duck fart. I'm seeing it. What's the duck fart? It looks cool. The duck fart is a layered shot with Kahlua, Bailey's, and whiskey. duck fart it looks cool the duck fart is a layered shot with kalua baileys and whiskey but it's like it looks like a traffic light of like neon orange cream and brown i mean it sounds

delicious why did they call it a duck fart i wonder it looks like a shotgun shell or something the car bomb originally had some kalua in it and then they phased that out uh oh man we're doing that duck fart shot sooner than later i'll tell you duck fart sounds like something uh the bully in an 80s movie is like get out of my way duck fart oh looks like the b-52 is the same thing uh or i don't know it looks the same um that's coffee liqueur irish cream and grand marnier these this world is going on and i haven't heard of these like but there's like the cock sucking cowboy baileys and butterscotch jake gyllenhaal and he's like yeah it says here uh a broke back beverage okay

um there's a whole and then the the slippery nipple the bottle the blowjob all this whole world i'm sure this was all 1988 and a bunch of big dickhead yeah bart bartenders hey if you call it that then you got it the girl got to say that when she order it i'm seeing some crazy shit on here one called sex with an an Alligator. One called a Squashed Frog. What's this one? Tim's got a little dinky Peter? What the hell? David and Donna Kelpack has created

that one. What the hell? My parents? Man, look up Squashed Frog. It looks insane. Squashed Frog. Just look it up. Squashed. Does it have squash in it? that does look cool oh that looks great it looks like jello oh tigger like this it's got pomegranate syrup oh because pomegranate it's got grenadine and then man i've been wanting to do midori we've never we haven't had that on

the show yet a more that electric green Midori melon liqueur. A melon liqueur. Oh, this looks frankly gross. And it's got all that with like Baileys in it. Ugh. It does look like there are like guts in there. That's kind of gross. Yeah.

And also my Google search gave me like just pictures of squash frogs and that's sad. Oosh. That's too bad. Yeah. Hey, what are you guys looking at? Nothing, nothing. Why don't you have dinner with Piggy a little later? Maybe we should go now. that's sad. It's too bad. Yeah. Hey, what are you guys looking at? Nothing. Nothing. Why don't you have dinner with Piggy a little later?

Maybe you should go now. Yeah, we're going to a fresh restaurant that serves chicken legs. Oh, God. I fucked that up. Frog legs. Hey, they taste like chicken. That's what I was thinking of. Oh, God. Did I ever tell you guys I edited a video that the muppets were in no no for like their sketch group yeah there's that at

ucb no this was like uh like a promotional video and it was like a q a with kermit and piggy and i watched it with a keen eye because i was like i want to see the henson studio stuff behind the scenes i want to see between takes i want to see the hand come out of the ass and have the guys talk and they never did it really ah interesting they would make adjustments in character yeah like if they screwed up they'd be like you want to take that again piggy it was nuts really yeah and if they ever did like have to really adjust the puppets would come down out of frame and then you'd hear some like normal voices murmuring and then whenever they were on camera they never broke character it's very impressive the elf there's an elf like blooper

reel on youtube that's like that it's really weird to see him be like okay let's do this again he's like nope that was on me i love it. Wow. We have a friend who worked for some like Disney Mickey like 100th anniversary or something like that. He was a writer for it. And when they were going through the like the tech rehearsal with Mickey there, the guy in the Mickey costume, Mickey would never talk or it would stay in Mickey character even for the tech rehearsal. would never talk or it would stay in mickey character even for the tech rehearsal so that the guy or lady who was in the in the suit like still would just like like it's taking too long looking at his watch and being like holding his head like oh no exhausting yeah yeah well does mickey ever talk yeah but that's the thing like hey Hey, mini. But in cartoon form,

he does, but like in the park, other characters get to talk. Do they? I feel like those furry head guys do. I guess the furry head mascots don't talk.

Yeah. But like, you would think the person in there would pick up the head and everyone's like, okay, sorry,

what are we doing again? Right, right. And they just never want, they never want any footage of that coming out ever ever yeah they just have to protect the illusion so much but uh you know the marvel-y people they have and like the stormtroopers they they have to be like move along like they get to talk and it seems like they get to actually they get to say move along it's not just canned phrases it's not it's not like a toy story it's like well there's 12 things you're allowed to say in the park it's like you move along. It's not just canned phrases. It's not like a toy story where it's like,

well, there's 12 things you're allowed to say in the park. It's like you can interact with them like you're a Disney princess. You get to talk to people. That's weird because then they probably have to train you more where it's like, we're not just giving you a script, but we have to teach you what a stormtrooper would say. Right. But guys, this isn't podcast the ride.

What are we doing? Oh, whoops. Oh, yeah, right. Is it the Star Wars Minute? Oh, I isn't podcast the ride. What are we doing? Whoops. Oh, yeah, right. Let the experts deal with that stuff. Is it the Star Wars Minute? Oh, I don't know. Did earlier in the show, did one of you guys mention peaches? Oh, yeah, yeah.

Probably we've all said the word peach at some point because we're talking about peach snatch. Why do you have to bring that up? Oh, jeez. I'm sorry, Tim. I'm terribly sorry. Guys, I can't believe you would bring that topic up when you know

that I was cut out of that one Justin Bieber song. Right. He's got a new popular song. Peaches out in Georgia. Yeah, I mean, it's a great song. I'm not going to shit on it, but, you know, it's just kind of a hard topic for me because.

Shit, I'm sorry. I think I told you guys this, but I didn't tell everyone listening that, you know, it's such a cool song. And he kind of does that. There's like a call and response vibe to the song, and he's kind of doing both sides of it but you know the original cut of the song was him and me oh really yeah who is it who is it now now it's just kind of bieber echoing himself oh okay but originally we just like got together

in the studio and i think i met him on the strip at one point. But he, we had a cool thing going. And then I got the axe. I remember this. Yeah. And I was kind of sad. You were really, you had good chemistry. We like, it was record label bullshit. Did he, was he, when he told you you weren't on the thing anymore on the track,

was he nice about it? Or was he like, you know, blow off Bozo? It was verbatim blow off Bozo. Did he say blow off Bozo? Something that, hey, Bozo, yeah was verbatim blow off Bozo. Did he say blow off Bozo? Something that, hey Bozo, yeah, what's up? Blow off, why don't you? I don't know his exact words. Blow off, you know, butt breath

type thing. Yeah, right. And to be fair, I do have butt breath, but I was like, whatever dude. Anyway, I guess we talked so much about it, maybe we should play the original version of the song where you can hear both me and Justin together. Oh, you got your hands on it?

We didn't really talk about much of it. We could probably not do anything. But yeah, whatever you want to do. No, we're like... Because it seemed like you didn't want to talk about it at all. Well, you guys brought up peaches, and now the floodgates are open. True, true.

Okay. Here we go. Hey, everyone. My name's Tim. Thanks for having me on a song. Oh! Yo! That's right, Justin.

My dude. Hey! Yay! Hey! I think the song is going great. Do you know my friends? Mike and Dudz. We have a pod. They're wonderful men.

Yeah, I see. I gave you guys a shout out. That would have been, thank you for that. That would have been huge for the promotion of this podcast. Geez. Getting a shout out on a beaver song i can only imagine how disappointing that is because you can hear how excited you are right there in the studio like all the hey yeah i could you can feel how what an exciting energy

it must have been that's yeah you're amped up and it gets all of us amped up listening to it i felt great i felt like i expressed my gratitude right then and there in the song. Yeah. Which is so important when you're working in the creative space. You, when I listened to the radio, I rarely hear artists like express that they're, they feel thankful that the song is that they're in a studio. Yeah. Well, a lot of it's like, look at me, look at what I've done look at my things i have yeah the the the men or women i've made love to and and now listening to it it's it's like i'm just imagining all the podcasts that go unplugged yeah on radio singles like i've almost never heard an artist mention a podcast during one of their songs it It's a missed opportunity. Cause like, for example,

you could be listening to like Doja Cat and you could hear them mention never not funny. Right, right, right, right, right, right.

You could be listening to the baby and he could mention my favorite murder. Or you're listening to Lil Nas X and he could mention my favorite murder. Or you're listening to Lil Nas X and he's saying, you know, call me by your questions for Lennon. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm talking about, Mike. You know what I mean? Are you sure he shouldn't do like call her daddy?

Because I could imagine. Oh yeah, that's probably better. Or I don i could imagine oh yeah that's probably better or i don't know it's no it's probably better plus to promote that you're if you're listening to it already on the uh the big money hustlers podcast tier that's already taken care of so you're saying that there's no need to promote it so you wouldn't bother no we we do all the promotion for that we don't need uh a little bit anybody to do that yeah it's fully promoted and so all you artists out there just back off let us promote our own pod we'll do our own thing for now well tim thanks for bringing that in man that's that sucks that sucks it's it's weird that must have been hard yeah it's it's you you know you were as jeff said so excited it. He seemed a little excited too, because he was still like kind of singing or talking or whatever under you. You know, you're doing your part.

words of the other actors. I think that Justin, you know, God bless him. He's got a beautiful voice, but he's still kind of young. You know, he's in his twenties. And I think that he sort of like was muttering my words underneath me by saying, getting the words wrong. Yeah. That's, that's rookie move. And you would think, you would think maybe, uh, if that had been the final version, producer would kind of mess with the levels a little bit, pull him out completely. You would think a lot of things. You would think. You would think. But you also wouldn't think you'd record with somebody,

and then they'd just last minute ditch you. Easy come, easy go. That's life, and that's how it goes, and pay it forward. Pay it forward, pay it back to front. Well, do you guys want to make one more of these, and we'll see how we really feel? Yeah, I'm going to do a vodka one. I'm doing cranberry juice and peach schnapps. No orange juice at all?

If I still have cranberry juice, this is going to be, wow, who knows? Cool. I'm going to do the Dick Hyper label version. Nice. Love it. Folks, we'll be back. Hey, we're back with our second round of Fuzzy Navels. Nice.

I did. I made the DeKuiper. Me too. Let's do some sips here. Now, see, to me, that's more of a drink you get. Yep. That's a drink you order.

It's a system you order. Yeah, so that's when I could feasibly drink and maybe I'd even go less juice. But yeah, the vodka makes it more of a thing. This is just a modified screwdriver, basically. Yeah.

I didn't have the cranberry juice I was talking about. I must have finished it off. I love it so much. But I did have another bottle of grapefruit soda. I put a little of that on top, a little float. You can't really tell here on the screen. Hey, from the Paloma. No, I see it.

Let me try this. Ooh, and that was good grapefruit soda, the Fever Tree. That's okay. I'm really just getting the grapefruit soda because I didn't mix it so it's all just at the top.

So what's your review of Fever Tree grapefruit soda? Pretty good. It's good, folks. Try it. Throw a little schnapps down below. I like the fade

of the pink to the orange so I didn't want to mess with that. When I was making this round, I stole a little sip of the peach schnapps and I was like, what it's, it's so strong. I was like, what do you think this shit is made of?

Because it's, um, we, we learned a few weeks ago, we were talking about the differences between schnapps and liqueurs. And, uh, Mike, you read out the the definition we learned like a liqueur is like some sweet spirit you made because you put in a bunch of like herbs or orange rinds or whatever and you made your liqueur but you fermented the stuff a schnapps is like a neutral spirit that's flavored. So it could be like brain alcohol and then you add sugary flavor.

But in this case, do you think there's anything natural in it? Like, do you think there's peach in this peach schnapps? Yeah, peach concentrate. I bet you they squeeze a bunch of peaches and they boil out the juice and it's just like fucking concentrated. I bet they squeeze a bunch of peaches. That's that shit. That's. Oh, that's that shit. That's that shit. That's that shit.

If they don't squeeze enough peaches, tastes like shit. Maybe it's more like a digital peach flavor that they concocted in a lab. That's my guess is that DeKuyper is just a bunch of scientists with goggles and buns and burners. I'll tell you what, this is pretty good. I'm now getting these, this, uh, thing mixed here.

This too. All right. Well, let's get into our final thoughts and be done with this thing. Yep. Um, anybody want to start? Well, uh, a second round. No, you could never have a second round of this. This insane, But order again in my life? Yeah, with the vodka version. Folks, so I guess maybe it's the hairy, hairy navel for me. Yeah. Because I would do the DeKuyper recipe, but I would do less juice and make it a little stiffer. Yeah.

This is order again for me. I loved it. I love the taste of it. Putting the grapefruit soda in it makes it even more of a brunch drink to me. Yeah, I would order it again in my life. I don't see myself doing more than one of these at a brunch, although it's a good brunch drink. I might have more than one if you sparkle it up.

You know, if I don't feel like I'm doing two big glasses of juice, if it feels like, if it's got an Orangina-esque long drinkness to it. Yeah. How about this? Yeah. Here's this brainstorm just hit me. Peach, you're talking the dog days of summer. You're talking about sitting out on the porch,

on the steamy porch steamy porch p a peach a sweet georgia peach is a beautiful thing and it's summery but so what about some fucking bourbon instead of vodka hey and maybe orange juice is wrong here but but is there a cocktail that's like that's real southern whiskey and and peach schnapps? Even just that on the rocks sounds like something. That's pretty good. Maybe a little Peychaud's Bitters. Did I just do it?

I think you came up with something there, T. It's like a summer old-fashioned. It is like a summer old-fashioned. Mark the date so then when podcasts in the future are doing whatever drink you decide to call this, they will know this is the date this happened. We don't have other stories. We know the date.

I guess the guy who invented it, he was like some reject from a Bieber song. Yeah, he failed at a Bieber song and made hundreds of millions on a drink. Tim, that could be good as hell, dude, especially if you don't go crazy with the peach schnapps. No. Two ounces of bourbon, like three quarters crazy with the peach schnapps no you know two ounces of bourbon like three quarters of an ounce of schnapps two dashes of peyote bitters and one big ice cube oh timmy oh that sounds good try that out i want to i want to see that because because the uh the schnapps kind of replaces the simple syrup in a old fashion and the sort of

residual cocktail syrup. You get Luxardo syrup. You get off that cherry too. Yes. Nice. Nice. Well, you've done it.

You've done it. We've done it. Tim. I've been, I've been looking at it all episode here. What is that shirt you got on there? Oh, thank you.

Actually, you didn't say you liked it. I said, what is it? What is it? Well, thank you got on there. Oh, thank you. Actually, you didn't say you liked it. No, I said, what is it? What is it? Please identify. Well, thank you for your interest. So I can't see it. Jimmy Buffett.

I see a little parrot there. Your microphone's in the way. That's why I couldn't see it. It's the Coral Reaper band. I bought the, here's the problem. I bought this shirt straight from. This is not Depop. This was from Jimmy Buffett's Instagram.

I saw the picture and he was like, we finally released the 82 tour shirt and i was like i gotta own that cool then it comes it's got fake distressing on it oh i know you hate that tim hates that i hate that i hate that it looks i mean let me distress i want i want to earn all those scars too blessed to be i remember tim was it you who twice bought a Wally World shirt only to return it after you found out it was fake distressed? Yes, because I had one that was on like an American apparel style, like that kind of slimmer cut t-shirt, but it was distressed. So then I bought a different one and then it was not distressed,

but it was on a beefy tee. Well, you love beefy tees. I own a lot of beefy tees, but they're never top of the pile. Well, I'm too sweaty. I don't want a thin shirt. I can't be wearing these beefy tees all the time. See, you have that.

Wear your beefy tees in the fall. Drink some wine. For now, enjoy this fuzzy navel. And that the fall. Drink some wine. For now, enjoy this fuzzy navel. And that's it. There you go. Folks, that's our show. Follow us on social media at The Sloppy Boys, where we release these recipes ahead of time.

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