The Smark Avengers - Kang FINALLY Shows Up?! The Kang Dynasty Gets Unhinged (Part 2)
Episode Date: January 23, 2026After an entire episode of buildup, Kang the Conqueror finally enters the story — and The Kang Dynasty takes a hard turn into full-blown time-travel madness. In Part 2 of our Avengers deep dive, Dyl...an walks Corey and Jon through the second half of the 2000s storyline, where the plot goes from “slow burn” to “what did we just read?” almost immediately. 🧨 Major topics include: Carol Danvers’ deeply uncomfortable and confusing connection to the Scarlet Centurion Wonder Man escapes to save the day! ... or not? The mystery of Triathlon and the ominous black space pyramid Giant fuck off space fight! Kang finally making his presence felt — for better or worse Whether the payoff justifies the massive setup from Part 1 The conversation balances genuine analysis with disbelief, humor, and classic comic-fan arguing as the hosts try to decide if The Kang Dynasty earns its legendary status or collapses under its own weirdness. If you’re a fan of Avengers comics, Kang the Conqueror, controversial Marvel storylines, or deep-dive discussions that don’t shy away from the awkward stuff, this episode is required listening. 💬 Join the Discussion Did The Kang Dynasty stick the landing? Or did it go completely off the rails? Drop your thoughts in the comments. 👍 Like the video 🔔 Subscribe for more Avengers story breakdowns, Marvel deep dives, and comic fandom debates Click the link for Dylan's radio show!: http://www.bouncedigitalradio.co.uk Click the link for Dylan's Twitch stream: http://Twitch.tv/spookylaroux Click the link for Jon's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/bigjonbowski/ Click the link for Corey's project "Henry's Usual": https://www.tumblr.com/henrysusual Click the link for Corey's show "Large Old Cup": https://open.spotify.com/show/2YHMppnl9inQevwLIxR64f
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Cheese steak restaurant of all time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're fighting each other, like being little bitches, you know.
Join forces, you bricks.
Forges.
They'll take over the world, you know.
Just like Kang the Conqueror did with all the people on the earth who he joined,
who wanted to join forces with him so they could all rule the world or something.
It's complicated.
I was going to say, I won't go into, I won't keep a lot of the Philly Cheesesteak conversation
in the intro, but I will tell you,
You did tell this exact same story two years ago.
I did.
Our WrestleMania episode, that was like four hours ago.
I realized while I was talking about it, that I spent a lot of time talking about food.
Yeah.
I talked a lot about the food A-Aid because the food was really good.
This is Mark of Enders.
My name is Corey with me is Dylan and John.
You're jumping in here.
Weird point to jump in because it's part two of our look back at the King Dynasty storyline
by Marvel Comics and Kurt Puseek.
Dylan, when we last left off,
Kang announced that he was going to invade the Earth
and they didn't really do much for a bit
because everybody else is busy with some secret organization
that needed to be looked into
and then a Russian, like, nuclear guy
who had powers that turned people into ghosts.
And then also there was a really old caveman
who had some like science fiction tech
that said that he only wanted to protect the United States from Kang.
Everything else can go fuck itself.
because what we know our caveman for is their patriotism.
So.
Yes.
What we famously know about cavemen is they're all American.
They're all American.
Also important to point out is that Hank Pim wasn't Hank Pim, but might have been Hank Pim,
but it was actually Hank Pim the whole time.
Yes.
But now we're back to being Hank Pim.
That's great.
We also should point out the Trium Understanding, led by Jonathan Tremont, as some kind of weird-ass
cult that are very suspicious that
vision and our boy triathlon
are investigating.
Have we caught ourselves up with everything?
As much as we can be.
Yeah.
Hang and the Scarlet Centurion are just hanging out
on a big sword
in space.
Having a father's son fishing trip.
Playing Sudoku together.
Cats in the cradle.
Yeah.
You know, throwing the football around.
old pigskin
mm-hmm
so on a peg around
because in space so it floats
yeah
okay
so Corey
real quick
how I bat shit insane
has the last
couple of issues been
and if you looked at the last
the last episode
we did
it's been real random
honest to God it feels like
on the test
I mean on like in tradition
there's the hero's journey where like most storylines can be fit into that format i'm still really
waiting for that hero's journey to kick off because i don't know who the fuck the main character is at this
point nobody seems to be a lead except for people seem to just be there like stingray was listening in
on something that was then he did triathlon was around we know that for sure justice and firestar were
spying on people we know that yes thor got really mad because he thought his friends were dead but then
they weren't dead so he got really mad for no reason
A lot of these B tier or C, I'm going to say C tier.
I feel C is being generous.
The triathlon.
I'm just saying we thought we were, you didn't even recognize Silverclaw and she was in our auction.
Did I buy her?
Probably.
You bit on her.
She was going to be ladies night, Dylan.
Well, triathlon ruined it.
He certainly did.
I want to.
I had something I was going to say
and I forgot what it was. It was about
the weirdness.
It is
it's weird so far. Yes.
I think we can agree.
And up to this point the Kang dynasty
has had very little Kang.
You know what I wanted.
I wanted a bit of Kang.
How do you like your dynasty?
Well, Kang.
It feels dirty when you say it
that.
It's a normal thing
that people say.
That's the t-shirt.
It's a normal thing people say.
No,
how do you like your dynast
control account?
Can you imagine
the picture I will draw
for that t-shirt?
I actually do like
that's a normal thing
people say.
Okay.
Speaking of normal things
that happened,
we're going on to
issue 47
of the Avengers.
And it starts up with Warbird,
Carol Downburst.
And it's kind of like her thoughts.
She's like dreaming something.
She's imagining something.
She's imagining the time
that she met
a man called Marcus.
And they had a great time.
I feel like we very briefly talked about this
on the show, but if we haven't,
it'll all come back to you in a second.
He's remembering the time
that she met a man called Marcus
and they had a lovely time
and they felt like
they should be together
and at some point they did come together
and it turns out that
Marcus was the son of
a man called a mortis
who is in turn
a future incarnation of the time
traveling Kang the Conqueror
and was the time that she had sex with the scarlet
centurion which explains earlier
whenever they met each other
how they felt like they had some sort of
like
familiarity with each other
So after this happened, Carol Danvers is remembering the time that she was impregnated by Marcus.
And then she gave birth to Marcus.
Oh.
Now you remember.
So here's the thing.
Yeah?
I've known about this part of Captain Marvel's lore for a while.
Because it's something people always point out to is this really weird thing.
where she got like, some people say sexually assaulted.
I don't know if that's...
I think it would definitely count as sexual assault
because he basically puts a bit of a whammy on her
to make her fall in love with him.
Like none of her feelings are natural or anything.
I think I missed that in the buildup here to this realization.
But yeah, so she was...
Put a in that.
So she was sexually assaulted by a man
so that he could give birth to him.
So, who give birth to himself.
So is Jo Costa in this comic?
Because I feel like she should be if she's not been.
No.
Okay, just if we're going to get all Etyple, we might as well just fucking get Eidipal.
All the other Avengers, sure.
Everybody else.
But not the one who thematically would make sense with their name.
I got it.
Every other Avenger they could find.
Yep, sure.
So.
So basically, what happens is,
She gives birth to him in the present, but then he starts growing old, I guess.
And then he goes back to the, oh, no, he goes back to the future first for some reason.
And he's like, oh, come with me.
And uses his whammy to kind of convince her to go with him.
And then all the other Avengers are just like, yeah, that's cool.
These guys seem like they're in love.
See you later.
Who are we to stand in the way?
Yeah.
It's not the weird about you giving birth to yourself.
Person who impregnated you, who then grew as old as he was.
When he was when he had sex with you, he then traveled into the future with you.
I don't see any issues with this whatsoever.
Mom, I know you gave birth to me five minutes ago, but...
Do you want to fuck?
In the future, though, in the future.
If I go into the future with you, it's fine.
Yeah.
Time travel works in mysterious.
ways. Apparently so.
So this is all kind of
like flashback to remind
us as a reader and Carol
Downvers that... Why would you want
to remind anyone of this? This is nuts.
Well, what's really
interesting about this is at
some point
they mentioned that Marcus
continues to grow older very
quickly and then within a week
he's dead.
Jesus. He grows very old
because time traveling will probably fuck
with you and then impregnating a woman with
yourself and then coming out and then
growing up to be an adult
and then further growing
I can see how that could easily
lead to sudden death
so she's thinking about this and then she wakes up
she is the master of the world's
base is in Antarctica I believe
right
it's in some snowy area
I think it's Antarctica
and so she wakes up in the snow
after as we
As a recap for last episode,
the Avengers
infiltrated the Master of the World's
headquarters.
Stingray got in,
and the Master of the World didn't notice.
And then five other Avengers
crept in, and the Master of the World
immediately noticed and said,
fuck you, and then blew up his base in order to stop
them. Because he's a
fucking genius.
Right?
So Carol Danvers is still alive, but now she's outside in the snow.
The weird beasts that the master of the world controlled come down to eat her.
So she hides in like a Kiev in the snow.
And she is found by the Scarlet Centurion.
Good old Marcus.
I mean, dad, son, husband?
friend?
Foe?
He tries to calm her down
and she realizes that
he had done all the shit to her.
She doesn't want to be anywhere near him.
She remembers the fact
that he was
putting the charm on her. He had some sort of
charming gambit-esque powers
that were able to charm her
into that. So she doesn't
want to get too near him, but she will fight him a little bit.
She's very weak
and her, as we know, her ability
is to suck power out of people.
because we saw her suck on the Scarlet's Citurian's big rod at the very beginning of the last episode.
So he says in the Kiev, suck on my big power rod this time.
This is true.
This is all in the book.
And she says, I'm not going to suck on your power rod because you'll just brainwash me.
I've been sicked and giving birth to you again.
they have a bit of a steal
to help her
and she doesn't want his help.
She remembers what he did to her
and he clearly has
some sort of feelings for her.
Yeah, I think it's worth pointing that as well.
He's not the same
Marcus that she met before
because even though he
is
Immortis' son
no, the
dodgy one was Immortis'
son. Yeah, he's Kangson.
So he's like a different
He's a different Marcus
As you said a moment ago
Time travel is weird
This is what's very confusing
By Kang and Conqueror
Is that once you start reading into it
A little bit
You will just lose all hope
For what the fuck anything means
So
The Marcus that had sex with her
Was the son of a mortis
Who is a variant of Kang the Conqueror
But he isn't Kang the Conqueror
No
And this current Marcus is the son of the current kind of conqueror who is not a mortis.
So he's the same guy, but slightly different, but he has a different mom.
We'll get, put a pin in that.
Okay.
Yeah.
Put a pin in that.
That was important.
After you write that time.
Okay.
Put a pin in that one.
So in this episode issue, in this issue, he explains that.
says, I'm not that same guy.
I'm not that Marcus. I didn't do that.
I'm the son of Kang. I'm not the son of
Immortis. I didn't do that to you.
She still feels
iffy, as you would.
Yeah.
Yeah. As you would.
No, it was just a different... It's me from a different timeline.
What?
No, this is a bit that I am
confused about.
Because if it's a different man,
then why would he have
feelings for her?
she would remember him because he looks and sounds exactly like the man that did that to her
yeah yeah but if this is established as a different man who hasn't actually met her before
until they were outside the UN building why is he obsessed with her why is he like why did he come
and meet her because he tries to say listen I'm here to help you I really like you I want to
do the best I can for you you can trust me
why would he do this
other than just a blind attraction
to a woman he just saw outside the UN building?
Yeah.
Because listen, I've seen so many people outside the UN building
and that shadow blind does not work.
Not work.
So what happens is
the two of them decide,
let's just go back into the master of the world's base.
You know, the one that exploded.
Let's just get back into that.
So they find a different way to get into it.
And then they do.
They get into a different part of the base.
So I guess only part of it blew up.
Which means that...
Well, it means that the part with Stingray and the master of the world didn't explode.
Because he must still be in the base.
He wouldn't blow up the base with him inside it.
That would be insane.
That would be stupid.
That would be crazy.
So that means Stingray is probably still inside the base.
We can only assume.
Fans favorite.
Oh, Scard and Centurion and Carol
Damers are now inside the base. They fight some of the aliens. They have a big thing. And
at some point, Carl Damers has to rescue the Scarlet Centurion. She grabs under his rod,
suck some of the power. And then she realizes, you know, I did that. You didn't try to mind
control me. Whatever. It's all good. But she's still a bit iffy. The other Avengers that
were with her, you know, yellow jacket and Quicksilver, except.
are also still alive.
So why the fuck blow up your fucking base if it did nothing?
I did absolutely.
What the fuck?
They tell her where to meet them.
And the scarlet's insurerian says,
listen, I've got to go back to my big sword base in space.
But if you need nothing for me,
all I want to do is help you why.
Trust me, I'm going to be looking out for you.
Okay?
So he flies up in the space.
No.
we get to
the Avengers
Deep Space Monitor Station
Okay
Who was on the Avengers
Deep Space Monitor Station?
Well it's obviously Quasar
And the Living Lightning
Sure
Yeah
A billion Avengers
So they are in this base
Just hanging out in space
Looking for shit
And obviously they didn't see a big fucking sword
that they said we should phone up Earth
and go, yo, dude.
He's coming out.
Yeah, watch out for the big sword.
But I tell you what they do see.
A big ass black pyramid.
Corey's not reacting to that.
But let me explain.
There's a giant pyramid in space now.
That is the end of issue 47.
Okay.
So again, they've introduced something.
So a lot happened in issue 47.
all of that unpleasant
Mm-hmm
Relatively
Now, I should point out
that whenever Kang the conqueror
was talking about all of the potential threats
that could happen to the earth
Way back in like issue one or two of this
One of the things he said might happen
Was that radioactive ghost hive minds
Might take over the earth
One of the other things that might happen
Was some sort of mysterious entity
That I can't explain
Which was represented
as a big pyramid
pyramid in space.
So here
in what anybody else
would have thought was
an inconsequential panel
in like issue two
of this fucking saga
turns out to be really important.
Foreshadowing.
Yeah.
The shittiest foreshadowing in the world.
So
HG48 starts with this big
fucking pyramid in space
and the
living lightning and
Quasar are like, we gotta go see what the fuck
that is. They do.
Now, at the same time,
Captain America and the
Wasp, Jack of Hearts, and
Photon,
again, keep a track
of all of these fucking adventures.
They are in Spain.
The other Captain Marvel.
They are going to attack
the big sword
of Damocles
that
Tang,
runs and Kang's like,
I told you not to fuck my base.
I told you. I said,
don't fuck my base.
So, we cut back to the
Avengers in the
master of the world and his
base, much like the other
episodes, other issues were like
just stuff happened for a couple of panels.
To give the illusion of
action.
We then cut to
the
pre-ean understanding
we have established in the last episode
that they were developing some sort of spaceship
and they were also established that they knew that some sort of evil thing
was going to come to the earth
and they wanted to stop that or be prepared for that
that's what the spaceship was for
they a lot of the brightest and best minds
of the trio's understanding start to get onto this ship
including the vision and our boy
preathlon
and of course Jonathan Tremont, who runs the organization,
but obviously it's not a cult.
And they ask,
hey, how does your ship move?
How is it powered?
Like fucking rocket fuel, like most of the rockets?
And they were like, no, this one's funny enough.
It's powered by the thoughts and feelings of all of the cult members
of the cult.
So once we blast off, all of the cult members on Earth,
will have like intense headaches and faint because we need their power to launch our ship.
And the vision's like, that sucks.
And the guy's like, whatever, you build a ship.
Right.
This is in the book.
So there's a lot of more fighting going on with all this shit.
I want to establish a lot that the Scarletes Centurion keeps.
while they're on the big
sort of Damocles
he keeps an eye on
Carol Danvers
it's like you know whenever you're like
watching porn and then somebody comes into the room
and you're like, ah, I'm watching
something else. Yeah.
He's watching Carol Downburst and then
Kang comes into the room. He's like, what are you doing, son?
And he's like, oh, I'm just watching
the regular stuff that's happening on earth
that could be with anybody.
Kang's like, that's my boy. This will all be yours
someday. Is he playing with his
rod while he's doing that as well.
And big power rod.
Yeah.
So a lot of fighting's going on and the earth think,
now is the time to send up the sentinels to beat the fuck out of.
We cut back to Master of the World and we now get the Avengers meeting with the
master of the world in his main part of his headquarters.
Stingray is nowhere to be seen.
That whole bit has just been forgotten about.
He went there and then fucked off home.
You never see him again.
Job well done.
I don't know why they did.
This is a sticking point for me.
It's so annoying that they did a bit where Stingray turns up to the master of the world's
beast.
He doesn't notice when he's standing behind him.
And then later on when the Avengers turn up, he notices them immediately.
I'm like, well, what the fuck?
Like, how do you notice someone
and not this one...
Anyway, the mass of the world
makes the Avengers fight
his weird dinosaur fucking things
while he decides to fight
Carol Danvers.
Okay?
Then, we cut back to space.
The sentinels are flying towards
the sword of Damocles
where a big hologram of
Kang the Conqueror.
just turns up in space, right?
Just appears, a giant hologram of Kang is in space.
And he says, hey man, I see you're sending a lot of sentinels to beat me up.
But what you seem to have forgotten is that historically,
I'm very good at traveling through time.
I'm very good at going to the earth and interfering in different parts of the world.
and one of the things that I have a big interference with
is a interest in robotics
from a long time ago
the robotics industry
okay
so that's going to play off really
heavily in one second
but I want to tell you
what I think
is the most annoying thing about this whole
saga
right now
we come back to Carl Downberg
fighting the master of the world.
And Carl Danvers, who we have established
is one of the most powerful women,
most powerful people in the Marvel universe,
is going toe to toe with the master of the world
who is just some fucking guy.
Right?
Yeah, but he's like wearing armor
that can survive all these blasts and stuff
that she's, you know, like shooting at him.
Here's the thing.
Like we've said that he's like their villain
you know big deal right so they're going toe to toe and and no it's a steel mate nobody's winning
yeah okay and carl dammer is very frustrated she's like i can't land a hit on this guy
i can't do anything to this guy right so then she kills him
man how she killed him she she like glass the floor
to like, you know, smash up the metal of the floor,
takes a shot of it and just stabs him in the stomach.
Man, if only she thought of that earlier.
Yeah.
Right.
So all of that shit they were doing.
Yeah.
Like he could survive being blasted with her powers,
but then he gets stabbed with a bit of metal.
Bit of that's it.
Of his own fucking floor.
Yeah.
He designed that.
It's such, like, after this whole buildup.
I want the floor.
Of this old man to the world shit.
Like,
I can't kill,
I can't touch this person,
so I'll just kill them.
Yeah.
Right?
What?
That's,
that,
for the record,
was the bit where I'm like,
I got to talk to the boys,
but this.
What a pin in that?
So,
we cut back to space.
The big hologram of Kang is in space,
and he basically says,
because I have a history of robotics,
and going back in time and messing around with people.
What I have done is I have put a lot of my own robotic ships into the Sentinels.
So you've actually built your Sentinels with robotics made by me,
Kang the Conqueror, so do whatever I want them to do.
So he uses a Sentinel, whoops, he uses the Sentinels to just like,
beat the fuck out of the Avengers,
blow up the ship, the Captain Mark and the other Avengers were on.
and then the big hologram of Kang
and all of the Avengers
fly down the earth
and that is the end
of issue 48
so this is definitely a back heavy series
I told you
that you'll know exactly when it starts to get
fucking insane
this next issue is
pretty insane as well
this isn't even the insane one
All right.
All right.
So let's,
let's move ahead.
Well, let's wrap up really quickly.
We'll say that the present shit
seems to wrap the self up.
Sure.
Right?
We will say,
we will say that the master of the world shit
seems to wrap itself up.
Yep.
Kind of hard to bounce back.
We are now in issue 49.
I will remind you this start in issue 41.
in issue 49, we now appear to be getting towards some sort of Kang business.
Okay?
Now, Corey, are you familiar with the concept of enough sad comic?
I think so, but by all means go ahead and hit us with it.
I don't remember if Marvel did this a lot or if they just did this in the specific time period.
like they did a bit
where they would do issues of comics with no dialogue
okay
enough said the pictures stay more than the words do
the most bit
on being like the spider one
September 11th yeah correct
which makes me think that this all happened around
the same kind of time
and also them blown up the UN building
yep
comics are
ahead of time
they all survive
that's fine you know
so a lot of this is
it's going to be really quick to jump through
basically the crux of this
is the hologram of Kang
walks in this
from space down into earth
with the sentinels
it just walks down
right
and the sentinels are behind him
the sentinels start fucking stuff up
the master of the world
his barriers around stuff that he put up
are they will have some sort of like force field
but Kang is like hey do you ever think of this
I'll just fuck that force field up
so we've seen the sword of Damocles
shooting a laser out of itself
that happens a couple of times
what's really fun
is that we see the hologram of Kang
being incorporeal
in that Avengers like Thor and stuff
will just fly right through him
but also he can just like shoot lasers out of his hand
so
cool
there's a bit where
in the white house
George Bush is just watching this happen
like he's just looking at the window
and seeing this shit can I I'll just really quickly
he is just looking out the window
just be like whatever
just watch it burn television
Yeah, well, Nero, you know, at least Niro could fiddle.
And then, so they get the president out of there.
We've got to save the president.
That's very important.
So then we have more bits of Kang and the Sentinels fighting stuff.
And then Kang just gets really bored and just starts fucking shit up.
Like, he just starts going nuts.
You see this?
Yeah, basically just blows up Washington, D.C.
Well, that's the thing.
I want to show you this next one as well.
this is my favorite one
he just makes a bomb
in his hand he makes a bomb
and then
like literally blows people up
just destroys people
right so many people
die in this series
and I want to go back to a pin
we put in an issue one
where they saved the politicians
in the UN building
and I'm like you saved the politicians
but are okay to just let everybody else die.
People working in D.C. living and working.
Like, yeah, everybody dies except the politicians.
Like, is this, who is this issue for?
Who are you writing these comics for?
A lot of people die.
This is like a pretty big thing as well, like blowing up Washington.
Pretty fucking big.
How would he walk that back?
Well, he doesn't need to walk it back
because after he blows up all of Washington,
Kang meets with the
well how would you put it
like a lot of generals and important people
earth in Washington
okay
so it's not like a general representation
of all of earth
he just goes down to the bit that he fucked up
and said you guys have to surrender all of earth
to me
America has to make this call
on behalf of the rest of the world
and Amerga says
okay
and he
he also makes it very clear
that he wants the wasp
to sign
the declaration
that gives the article of surrender
over to Kang the Conqueror
why the wasp
correct she's basically been like the
captain
yeah she's been the one running the show
for the most part during all of this
yeah I forgot I forgot all about that period
a time where the wasp was the chairperson of the Avengers, aka the leader.
He's doing a lot of behind the scene stuff.
Like I said, I've been trimming a lot of this stuff out because a lot of it is just like
yap, yep, yep, yap of the Avengers.
But she's been doing a lot of the behind the scene stuff.
Okay.
She's not fighting zombie radio after cons in Russia, but she's out there like looking at
the big computer screen.
Yep, looking at the big computer screens.
So that's the end of issue 49.
Any questions, any?
Well, it seems that
How many issues are there?
54?
55.
55.
We have five left.
So they just decided now to really ramp up the action of it,
which is nice and they'll do,
considering they've wasted.
Correct.
Because it's been slow as shit so far.
They've wasted about 10 issues with your time.
Correct.
Now, I get that they want to, like, add some kind of, like,
world building or whatever.
Like, if a guy,
from space was like we're going to fuck the whole planet up.
People from here would say, we'll do whatever you want, so we'll be on your side and
you'll look at us favorably, right?
Yeah.
I understand that.
But that doesn't explain.
The present spit happens independently.
And it seems as if Kang came back to that point in time, specifically because he knew the
the present stuff was going to happen so that he could use that as part of his spiel.
Like, I'm telling the truth because the presence is about to happen.
Yeah, I mean, he's a time traveler.
Yeah.
So that makes sense from the Kang point of view.
Yeah.
Right.
But from a reader point of view, I'm like, I just wasted like three issues of whatever the fuck this is.
Yeah.
Right.
So from a character perspective, that makes sense for Kang.
From a reader perspective, it's not always like, because it gets resolved so quickly.
You're like, this is no bearing on the rest.
Yeah, it seems related at all.
No.
It's very jarring.
Very strange.
John, have you any notes so far?
Are we firing all cylinders?
I mean, I will say the presence will come back into the story a little bit later.
He will make his presence known.
He will.
He's going to grace us with his presence.
There you go.
Absolutely.
So, we are moving on to issue 50.
We're very close.
So what happens?
This shit, this is the issue, I think, when I got, like, I don't know what the fuck's going on, dude.
Yeah, same.
When I wrote notes for this, I was so blazze about it because they didn't understand it.
John's probably the same where I'm like, I don't know what the fuck's happening.
Remember our boy triathlon who had fucking nothing to do with any of this?
Yes.
He was like the 3D man.
Yes.
He wasn't the 3D man.
He's triathlon.
Yes.
And there was a 3D man before him.
Sure.
And I think maybe a 3D man before him.
This is how confusing it is.
Isn't how confusing it is?
It's a lot of emphasis for a character that has nothing.
That has no bearing on anything and will not be seen after this.
Has never had any better than anything.
So the big black pyramid in space has something to do with the power of the 3D man.
Okay?
Which is lucky for us, the triathlon is in, yes?
When we were doing the auction and 3D man slash triathlon came in,
what of his big selling points was that he had the power to instantly know when someone was a scroll?
Correct.
So I guess it makes sense why a pyramid from space would be tied to his powers.
Because it would be such a weird power to have if you just got like your powers from like,
I got doused in some chemicals and struck by lightning.
But also, whenever the scroll invasion happened,
which was what, 2008?
A couple years after this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Was triathlon there?
Nope.
I think he was agents of Atlas at that point.
Couldn't even put him in.
There's one selling point.
They're like, nope, don't need him.
That was his time to shine.
It would have been too easy.
You got to get rid of him for that reason.
It wouldn't have been too easy.
It would have been the most appropriate use of that man.
Okay, so Corey, bear with us for a second.
Just a minute, though.
Well, I try to understand.
And John knows what I'm talking about.
This, for me, was the episode.
This is the one that broke me.
So, Kang, the Conqueror, blew up Captain America's spaceship in Earth, or in space.
But Quasar, Living Lightning, were on the other base that saw the black pyramid.
So they come and rescue Captain America.
America and his group of Avengers.
So they're safe.
Now, the spaceship that was owned by the Triune understanding, which has a vision and
triathlon on it and Tremont, the owner of the cult, that spaceship rescues the other
Avengers and brings them onto the ship.
And all the way through this, we see flashbacks of some people doing stuff.
that involves like a brother or a counterpart to themselves,
potentially two or three people,
ideally three people,
if that makes sense.
Okay.
This is a 3D man.
So this is where it's really complicated
because I'm never sure which one of the people is which.
But some people do some stuff, yada yada,
the trium understanding bring everybody to the black pyramid,
which they originally said was the big evil that they have to stop.
Not the fucking sword.
That's that, don't worry about that.
That's an evil, man.
That's bullshit.
But a pyramid.
Fuck that.
Then we cut to some sort of like 1950s characters.
I assume it's the original 3D man.
Yeah, Chuck and Howell, I think.
Yeah, they were brothers.
One was strong, one was weak and sickly.
whatever.
And then they,
something happens.
The scrolls appear in this,
by the way.
So that would explain
why one of the 3D men
can figure who the scrolls are.
And they try to like,
reach each other,
but they end up like forming into each other.
Two brothers.
Yeah.
So that's how 3D man comes together
because two brothers equals 3Ds.
We all know this.
Work for the Dudley boys.
They had three brothers.
They had seven brothers.
had multiple brothers.
There were a lot of those.
A lot of brothers.
A lot of brothers.
Some more shit happens.
Spike.
I like Spike, too.
Big dick.
John, we asked what was your favorite Dudley boy?
We're not talking about Scars and the Chirri and his big broad here.
Was he?
No.
Was he?
No, no, no.
No.
Big Dick Dudley was not the dad.
This means nothing.
Continue.
Oh.
This is more fun.
this episode
this issue fucking killed me
this was fucking awful
so they keep going back and forth
between weird shit that happens in the past
that involves some sort of 3D man
and the Avengers on the big
pyramid
and then they get to one where a guy
is like traveling up the mountains
because they're trying to get to something important
and then one guy is ahead
of the other guy
but the guy behind him
shoots him in the back and like whatever
the important thing is it's mine
and then we cut to
okay
so then we immediately cut to
the Avengers dreaming weird shit
and then it turns out that
the Avengers that are dreaming that weird shit
because they went to the big
alien pyramid
pyramid have been
abducted by those aliens
and put into like stasis pods
where they're just standing there dreaming about shit
I will say really quickly
that this next bit
that I'm going to explain to you
happens in three pages
okay
they have dreams
where they are just dreaming stuff
and then we see them
being captured by the aliens
being in the stasis
and then Captain America
breaks out of the stasis
sure
it happened in three pages
this for example
this is that in the stasis
this is Captain America
breaking out of the stasis
that's it
that's three pan
That's the other page
That's it
That's it
Ah man we tried everything
And nothing worked
So
That's the Simpsons
So
Then they realized
The Avengers
After they broke it out of the thing
Or in a spaceship
Full of aliens
How do we beat up the aliens
Well we'll just shoot them
With all our powers
Right
And we learn more about the 3D men
And we learn more about
Jonathan Tremont
Who wanted the power
of the 3D men, he was one of those people in one of those flashbacks.
I know which one.
It's the one where the man is climbing the mountain,
and the man comes up behind that first man and shoots him in the back and seals the power.
That's Jonathan Tremont.
So he at some point,
he at some point just powers two other people to come out of himself.
Okay?
Okay.
I can show you that panel too.
here is
John of the Truman shooting two people
on themselves
there they are
and Lord Templar
sure
oh they have names
okay that's nice
they're fully
they have names
people
so then now we have a big fight
and now we're like
well who is fighting who
are the aliens fighting the Avengers
are the Avengers fighting this guy
like what the fuck is going on
with this episode
there's a lot of fighting
but we don't know who exactly
this issue is so confusing
so confusing
what did we say this issue was
50
50 yeah it's so bananas
right
and it goes on forever
it feels like this is the longest issue
of all time it just keeps going
so triathlon is like you know what
I realized I used to be the 3D man or whatever
and I remember
that
I was the guy that you shot in the back
I was a guy climbing the mountain
but he wasn't
it wasn't him
he just remembers
the memories of that guy
because triathlon
is a black guy
in his like 30s
and the guy that got shot in the back
is like a white guy at his 50s
but he just has the memories
so triathlon
walks to a different part
of the pyramid
and finds a smaller
ring pyramid
on the floor
he just touches and then he gets the power of the 3D man
and so he pulls the power out of Jonathan Tremont
and becomes the most powerful 3D man there is
and then he is able to control the black pyramid
and he is able to get rid of the aliens
and then also silence Jonathan Tremont completely.
That is the end of issue 50.
Do we have any questions or would you like?
Why would we have any questions?
Yeah, no.
I mean, I'm so glad that the mystery of the 3D man was solved in the midst of our King dynasty.
Yeah.
So, like, so just as a thing, like, we saw Kang wreck shop on D.C. killing countless people.
And the follow to that was to fuck off to space and do some 3D man bullshit.
Well, I should really quickly say the very end of that issue is the vision comes up to Captain America and says,
just heard that Kang is conquered earth.
Okay. Cool. Glad we
again, it just feels like
it feels like they could have had just different storylines or whatever.
Listen, issue 51 is going to fly past really quickly.
Yeah. Issue 51. I wasn't intending on this being a three-parter, so I hope.
It's not. We're getting
this one of the last issue, but fly three.
Okay. Nothing.
So we established that Kang is taken over the earth.
It's been like three months, whatever, like a long time.
And then Kang has, like, established a bunch of bases on Earth
where he traps all of the superhumans.
And we see one camp in particular, which has Wonder Man and Scarlet Witch,
who we famously saw on horses way back in the first issue of this fucking saga.
They're in the same camp.
And they have, like, things around their neck.
Because inhibitor things only work around the neck.
We know this.
At some point, they figured a way that they might be able to screw the system over.
And what they do is they come up with a plan that essentially lets Wonder Man escape the base.
Yeah?
Okay.
That's it.
That's the issue.
That's the whole fucking issue.
We're on the issue 52.
Any question?
Any note.
I will add, like, they were a couple before.
and in this they kind of realize, oh, okay, maybe I love him more like a brother,
and I love her more like a sister than, like, romantic love.
And I think doesn't Wonder Man at the end of this, like, seemingly get destroyed
as he's making his escape as well.
So he basically fakes his own death.
Yes.
So they don't go looking for him.
That's the hook.
put a pin in that
because the way this issue ends
is that it makes it seem like
Wonder Man is dead but then he escapes
Yeah, yeah, yeah
And because of what Wonder Man can do
And his power base and stuff
The end of that issue makes you think
Well, they wouldn't showcase
Wonder Man escaping
Unless that was going to be a big deal
Exactly, yeah
That's clear
The whole issue was about Wonder Man escaping
Either that whole issue
Was about Wonder Man escaping
or that whole issue was about him and Scarlet Witch going,
I don't want to fuck you anymore.
That's right.
Either way, it's super important stuff.
And one of them you think is important to this fucking story, right?
You would hope.
You know.
So, on the issue 52.
We see more fighting between a lot of the people.
There are resistances, there are cables of resistance
that have escaped Kang's reach,
but they're still fighting.
Kang is still pretty confident.
they're going to win the fight.
A lot of stuff, a lot of talk.
They're trying to figure out a way to solve all this problem.
The guys in the black pyramid,
triathlon is now in charge of the black pyramid and can control it.
They decide to drive that black pyramid towards the adamically sword,
trying to stop Kang instead of going to Earth to see what the fuck's up over there.
A lot of stuff happens.
now we've talked about the fact that Kang's army has been fighting in Europe
and has done pretty well for themselves but at this point
armies start to rise up on behalf of Earth against Kang's armies
and who were those armies but the Atlanteans that we saw on issue two
the deviants that we saw on issue two and I believe the Russians
including the presence that we saw in issue too
so they in a manner of speaking have come back
back around. So we do see
the presence again. He's not dead.
So he's back to like, fuck some shit
up. And Kahn, I'm ready
to fight as well. It's Stingray
who's reunited with
the Avengers at this point.
Stingray's bit just ended.
Like, he broke into the
base and then did nothing and then
disappeared and then came back.
Job well done. He didn't do anything.
So
Kang is pretty fucking pissed.
Kang is really angry about this.
He's like, we've got to start fucking shit up.
And then the black pyramid intercepts the Damocles base.
And Kang is like, I'm going to show you.
So he does the hologram thing again.
And he becomes a big hologram in space.
And he just starts fighting the pyramid.
Okay?
What does that look like?
I can show you.
Just like this.
Okay.
I was just wondering if he was.
him just like trying to put a pyramid in a headlock or something.
Captain America became a giant hologram in space as well.
Okay.
End of issues.
Sure.
Okay, sure.
So now we're going into issue 53.
We've got three more issues, 53, 54, 55.
Okay?
So now we go into issue 53.
Inside the black pyramid, triathlon is
ruling, controlling the pyramid
and he is able to use the technology
in the pyramid to make Captain America
appear as a hologram
the way the Kang does
because they have the same technology as Kang does
I guess, I don't know.
So they have this fucking cool-ass fight in space, right?
And I'm going to be honest with you.
I've sat through,
what have he sat through?
Fucking 10, 12 issues at this point.
Yeah.
This is the best bit.
Yeah.
They just start fighting in space
and it looks cool.
hell. I love this bit.
Like they're just beating the shit of each other
in space. I loved it.
Like, finally, again,
the Kang dynasty, we finally get
to see Kang doing shit.
It's great. So the
other avengers are trying to break through
the sort of Damocles
base to get to beat him up.
Whereas Captain Merck and Kang
are just fighting each other in the background.
And they finally find a way
to get through his forces.
So at some point,
There's a jarring moment where Kang loses control of his hologram.
And he kind of like wonders out loud how this happened.
Because he's a master of time and space.
He's been traveling through time.
He came to Earth specifically to this time period
because he knew this would be the best time to attack.
He knew that the Russians were going to do the present shit with the ghosts.
He knew that the master of the universe was going to do his weird shit.
He knew that all this stuff was going to happen.
But he doesn't understand why the Avengers were able to eventually best him.
There was something that happened in the Master of the World's base
that threw his whole game plan off and he can't figure it out.
And this is very quiet about this.
It was like, oh, it could be anything.
No context that the Scarlet's Insuring has been monitoring.
Carl Danvers has been keeping an eye on her, has said,
I'm going to do whatever I can to help you out.
And it's therefore been like,
giving her an easy time, suppressing the master of the world's base and doing all this stuff
to help benefit her, which has led them inadvertently to turning the tide in the war against
Kang. Kang's not happy about this, but he says, fuck it, I'm a fighter, I'm a warrior, I'm going to
go down with the ship, I'm going to keep fighting, I'm going to go back in and beat up Captain
America, I couldn't even fuck, right?
loads of shit happens where they fight in space
for a long time
I mean like for a long time
it's just them fighting in space
which is really nice and at some point
Kang is like hey
this is it my ship's about
to explode I'm going to crash land on Earth
that's fine
he sends Scardes and Turin off into
like a space pod I'm like I'm gonna keep you safe
my son I love you
it'll all be yours later
just you walk away
I'm going to go down to Earth I'm just gonna sort up
not myself. Hang the Conqueror
fights to the end, what he
says, and then his
base starts to fall down to Earth.
That is the end of issue
53. Any questions or
no? No.
I've got a couple of small notes
that Jonathan Tramont
guy basically sacrifices
himself to help
smash the
shields of the Damocles
base so Avengers
can get in there and
you know, fuck shit up.
And then
Warbird also
kind of comes face to face
with Scarlet Centurion again
on the base
and they're both
like sort of hesitant to attack
one another after
you know, sort of
come into that uneasy
truth, truth
previously.
So like
it feels like
you know maybe
the seeds
are there for them to kind of
have a relationship
or something after this I don't know
what that actually happens
afterwards I imagine
you know your dad killed
countless people and
an exact duplicate of you
that somehow isn't exactly you
like sexually assaulted me
made me give birth to you and then you
fucked off into space
yeah it
it's a difficult foundation
to build a relationship on.
I would say so.
But either way, that's how
this one ends
with Caros
sort of smashing up the
ship's power call
and that like sends
the Damocles
like crashing down to Earth.
Yes.
Well, I think that a big part of that
like John said was
the relationship between
Scardus and
Chirin and
Carl Dambers
even if it's not a straight-up relationship
there's something complicated going there
and that's clearly the reason
why Kang's idea fell apart
also it's worth
pointing out as well
no wonder man
in this issue
doesn't appear
he blew up
in but he's still not around
you
you waited a whole month
to see what happened
the Wonder Man.
I hope Simon Williams survived.
Well, we keep hoping for another month.
Turns out, fucking who cares?
So, now we're going to get on to
issue 54, which is my favorite issue.
This one and the one before that, because they were
like, finally we got to like
the fucking show.
You know, we're like, finally.
And I love that fight in space
with Kang and Captain America.
I love that.
It's just, that's comics, right?
It's just on and cool.
The problem is we spent 15 years
getting to that point
but you didn't have to spend
15.
Do we need the pyramids?
I don't know about that.
So the sword of Damocles
falls on to Maryland
because everything happened in America
and kills a bunch of people
because a big
spaceship falling onto the earth
would kill lots of people
and he gets out of the spaceship
and is like
I'm gonna fuck some stuff up
and again that's what I like
about Kang in this whole show
is that
him as a character
is portrayed very very well
very clearly
he's very straight up
about his rules of war
he doesn't like pussyfoot around it
he's like listen
I'm gonna fight Captain America right now
toe to toe. And if I beat him, then I win. And if he beats me, then he wins. Those are the rules.
You know, I really like that. So they just start having a big fucking fight and it's amazing.
After America wins and they arrest Kang. And the Avengers are like, let's have a big celebration
that thousands of people fucking died over like four months. Well, and that's also the thing that you
point out is that the earth has been under Kang's rule for four months now. Like, you don't
just bounce back from that. The infrastructure is fucked completely. Like, we were out because
of like, so we're still dealing with ramifications of the COVID shutdowns. So if you
looked at it for that kind of guys, like all of, so the means of production, everything about
our way of life on Earth for three months came to a grinding halt because of this blue-faced
motherfucker from space. Correct. Okay.
So we had a big party like it was the end of return of the Jedi.
Kind of.
There are some people playing drones with like helmets of Kang's head.
Put a pin in the celebration.
Have we covered all the stuff that we put pins in?
I think we have.
I think we have covered everything.
If we have it, leave it in the comment and we will definitely remember to cover it later.
The thumbnail for one of these episodes needs to just be like a voodoo.
all of Kang the Conqueror.
They're just covered in pins.
Okay.
So everybody's really happy that they won the war.
And then we cut to Montana,
because if you're going to put a time lord in the prison,
you're going to stick him in Montana.
Big Sky.
And Kang is very much like at peace with his situation.
He says, look, man.
This was about as well as I thought it would.
Like,
he's like,
Captain America bested me.
I did the best I could.
This is the result of that.
He's,
again,
all the way through this,
as funny as it is to just ignore Kang all the way through it,
the characterization of Kang has been consistent and on point all the way through it.
He's very correct,
very straight up with his rules of war and the way he conducts war,
the way he conducts himself.
He's very straight up about it.
He's like,
you know,
but he sent his.
son out in the space. He's like, I'm the one that's going to finish this myself because I started
this. This is the only fair way to do it. So he's in prison and he's like, well, I'm going to get
killed because of this, but that's just the way it is. And then he is broken out of prison by the
Scarded Centurion. And Kang says, leave me be. I don't want to be taken back. But the Scarded
Centurian is like, no, father, you've loved me. I will help you. I will do everything I can to
help you. Back on a different space base, not the sword, some other spaceship that I guess
the Scarlet Centurion has secured from himself somehow. Hange gets back into his armor and it's like,
well, this is nice. And Scarlett Securian is like, now that we're back together, we can rule the
world again. Kang says, you should not have rescued me. I don't think that that was appropriate.
You should have just let me die because then you could have carried on my legacy after me.
that's all they wanted from you
and that's another treat all the way through this
is he has been very vocal about trying to give
his son everything
that's been a big
selling point through this
correct
so at some point
they go into Kang's private chamber
that has been alluded to
a couple of times in the
not that often to the point where it's worth
bringing up but has been alluded to a couple
of times in the
the Omnibus Sofifes
far. And when they go in there, they realize that inside Kang's personal chambers are hundreds of
different pods of scarlet centurion clones. And Kang says, listen, here's the thing. You're not the
first, Marcus. You were the best one. But I have realized that you are as weak as the other ones.
because you were the one that betrayed me.
You were the one that was hanging out with Carol Dambers.
You were the one that did that to me.
And I gave you plenty of opportunities to admit what you did,
to talk to me, to explain it to me.
And all the way through this, you never took that opportunity,
be frank with me.
And so you must die and he stabs him.
He killed his own son.
which again I think is very appropriate
like he really did
to give his whole empire
to his best son
and he gave that son
every opportunity to admit his mistakes
and he didn't take him
and so Kang in his own
brutal honesty was like
this is the only way forward
so all the way through this issue
or all the way through this this whole run
this by the way we've
got one issue left, 55.
This is the end of issue 54.
I will say as a
point right now, there will
be no more Kang.
Kang will not appear on the next issue.
Okay. It's barely worth talking
about. What I want to say is
I think as
a way
to establish Kang as a
character, those last
two issues were fantastic.
Like, to me,
like that's i understand everything about kank from those last two issues i will say we're like
16 issues deep
fucking kang dynasty
but we'll get to that conclusion in a second that is the end of issue 54 any
questions or any other notes i'm going to leave my comments for me
excellent idea john do you have something the same no nothing for me excellent
this next issue, quite like one of the other ones before this,
the Wonder Man one, will fly by.
Basically, this is a lot of the Avengers patting themselves on the back
and saying we did a great job by saving the world.
But there is a moment where the Avengers meet with Carol Danvers.
And Carol Danvers says, look, in the heat of the moment,
I killed the master of the world.
We were having a fight.
He got into a steel mate where I couldn't beat him.
so then I killed him
which again
they repeated it again
and I'm like
okay
so Captain America
and his team of Avengers
get together and say listen
you did what you have to do
for the good of the world
what you did was
the master of the world
had shit that we wanted to take
so you killed him
and then we took his stuff
so really what you did
was a benefit for the United States
because we all know that's how the United States works
sorry
if we kill somebody else
then we get to take the stuff
and use it for our own benefit
because that is the crux of this story
when the master of
I mean that's what Kane wanted to do
he wanted to hear shit and use it
when the master of the world gets introduced
he brings up his
towers that he uses for the
United States. And the idea is the Avengers immediately just say, we're going to take that
shit for ourselves. That's why that happens. And then they do. They kill him and they take it from
him. And then Captain America rules, because you took it for us, that death is entirely justified.
And then they just have a big party. And that's pretty much the fucking issue. Like they're shit
with 3D man where they try to explain it
the shit with like other Avengers
the shit where they try to like wrap it up
but really it's just hey
Carol Danvers don't worry about
killing that dude
let's just eat this giant hog
and then
that's it
that's that fucking issue
that's how it ends
they do have a bit at the end
where like
the master of the world's technology
like all of his weird
structures just start like falling apart without him so that's why we never see those again and then iron
man is kind of a bit torn up because one of the people who got killed was like uh the avengers liaison
with the government um uh and then like him captain america and wasp they both go uh they all go to
like the national mall in DC
just to pay their respects
to the fallen.
But yeah, that's
basically it.
Basically it. So,
now that we've got to, the
crux of the Kang dynasty,
now, you know,
if there are people listening to be really critical,
they might say we miss
some stuff out, but I think that like, by and large,
we hit the most important story beats.
I think we can agree on that.
and I think that having read it
I said to you
that you would be able to tell
when shit went off the rails completely
and to me it was when
started doing that weird shit in the black pyramid
yeah
now why
what does this have to do with anything
because part of that was
triathlon suddenly had the power
of the 3D man or whatever
and the black pyramid
he had all this power and then he comes back to earth
and he's like I'm going to be away for a little bit
to understand my power
and you like never see him again
that's it
they introduced this bit
for like six issues
and then just never talk about it again
so I've got to well
because it's centered around triathlon
and nobody cares
Kurt Buccia convinced
Kurt Bucciac invented the character
and he wanted to give him an origin story
and by God he was going to give it to him
correct
so a couple of points that I'm still not
100% sure on
what happened to Wonder Man
nothing
okay no
I think you just showed up
with the other Avengers
he was at the end to celebrate
yeah
he is never after
that big issue
where he escapes
and you think he's going to be
a big deal
he does nothing
influence
nothing of significance
nothing at all
that whole issue is a waste of time
we have established
that Marcus
who was the Scarlet Centurion
was not the same Marcus
that
seduced Carol Danvers via dubious means and then gave made her give birth to him
essentially in a weird roundabout way.
So is the reason we know that the Marcus that was Scarlet Centurion was killed by Kang
and revealed that he was just one of many clones of Scarlet Centurion.
Is that to also suggest that the reason why the Marcus baby that Carol had
aged so quickly and then died
was due to the fact that it was just like
a weird faulty clone baby
no because they
did establish that
the Marcus that
they had sex with
was the son of
a mortis and not the son of Kang
because there was a big part of one of the issues that John covered
were
Kang in weird
like not necessary detail
talks about how the way he impregnated the woman was he just
find somebody with attractive treat.
Yes.
And then impregnated her that way.
That's how his son came a bite.
We don't know how the son of Amortis came about
because in terms of this, Amortis and Kang
are technically two different people.
Okay.
Sure.
So we don't know what happened with.
Now, you could argue that maybe that was the issue
and that once you start being a weird time traveler
who has four different variants,
that maybe your kids are going to be a little bit fucked up.
So my question, I guess, so we'll go with this.
These are my thoughts on Kang Dynasty,
and then we'll wrap the show up,
because we're going for a good bin on part two.
A lot happening.
It seems like Kurt Busek had a really great idea
and a really great understanding of Kang,
and his great idea was he wanted to tell this really epic story with Kang.
And because it's King and he's a time traveler and stuff,
it gave him this opportunity to set up
like all these various little plot lines
and have them tie into the bigger story
but it sounds like
his attempts at tying it into the bigger story
there wasn't enough meat on the bone
to justify doing that.
Yes.
It seemed like really odd at best
and it's like you know
I'll give you points for ambition
but the execution was bad.
Yes. I think so.
Like I
really enjoyed the Kang parts.
I thought as a Kang story,
every time you see Kang,
you understand everything you need to know about that character.
He is written incredibly well.
You get his sense of like,
not just ego, but his own sense of like,
honor and importance
and how he conducts himself.
As, like, I've read very few Kang stories,
but I would argue that
it would be harder to find a better
representation
of Kang of the Conqueror than this
story.
The problem is
all of the other shit.
All of it.
So whenever you were looking at that
reading and they said 3.9
above average,
like I do not believe that to be correct
because there's so much padding.
Like you said, that's shit with triage.
athlon and the pyramids and the trio understanding or whatever you don't need that no i understand
part of it i understand like the presence kind of bit you know i can see that making sense but a lot of
stuff just started to happen and you really start to lose the sense of identity that this is
this comic is supposed to be about like we said in the first half the whole of the last issue or
the last episode that we did
hang didn't do a fucking thing
he blew up the UN building
and
at see of the politicians
again I want to highlight
the fact that they saved the politicians
and they saved the president of the United States
that's standard operation though
they sent him into like a
portal that brought him somewhere else
so he was safe but they
killed hundreds of other people
thousands of other people
and that I felt was very
very interesting that you would prioritize
the dumb-ass politicians
of 2020, 2001
as opposed to
that's like a trope though. I mean, that's always
been a trope that you, you know, the alien
invasion's coming, the president gets evacuated,
that kind of deal.
No, but the people of the UN?
That happened to the first issue.
Well, so real quick, though,
like I said, I feel like Busek had like,
he definitely went into this wanting to make this
epic for Kang, and I think he succeeded
in that aspect of it.
The problem was adding all of the things
that would make it an epic in general.
Like, the Odyssey, for example,
to go really highbrow,
the Odyssey is very long.
But the crux of the story is,
this is Odysseus, and he needs to get home.
All the shit that happens in the middle
are B and C plots.
They have beginnings, they have middles,
and they have ends.
But ultimately, it's all about getting Odysseus home.
But there's a purpose to it.
Exactly. It all serves to the larger function.
But this didn't have a lot of this.
No, a lot of this, like all that black pyramid shit.
I think it was just there to kind of establish that like, hey, gang the conquerors from the fucking future.
Here's how you can tell.
He called all this shit was going to happen and it did.
Correct.
But to put so much focus on the black pyramid and to make triathlon like a big deal.
That was his advantage.
that was like, I mean, I, like, I got it.
If I created a character, I want to make him a big deal.
But as we established in our last episode,
triathlon did fuck all in like seven issues.
I did, by the way, find out that the reason why he didn't use his,
he was around for Secret Wars,
but he,
the ability to see Scrolls didn't come around until partway towards the end of
the Secret Scroll storyline, Secret Invasion's story.
I found out he could see him.
what the fuck does that mean
when we do our
secret invasion storyline
our episode we will go into depth
I was gonna ask John
like what did you think
so for me
after having to write Kang Dynasty
I think it's a great Kang story
but the rest of that shit
is superfluous
and it's way too long
but for me it's a great way
to characterize Kang
as a character
so I wanted to know
what you thought about it
I mean
I think
the story elements
are there for a reason
like there's
yes
um
tie stuff in as well
that happens earlier
in like the
you know the
the overarching
storyline to kind of
make it feel like it was worth
you know the effort of going
like extra issues
covering all this stuff but
yes I don't think the actual
execution of it was good enough to kind of justify it in the end. So, like, it felt like a lot of it
could have been cut out or condensed or just, like, you know, a bit more concise, because
however many issues it was, like 16 or whatever, we did not need that much time to tell
that story. But even then, though, I think if you're going to tell a story called the Kang
dynasty. It's okay
to give it a lot of time.
But I think
that a lot of the problem was it was
like filler. Yeah.
There were definitely two...
He just didn't have anything to fill it with.
There was definitely two...
So one of the things we did put a pin on
was that I remember that you have to wait
a month between issues.
So if you waited a month
to get to a cliffhanger
and then the next month
is the Wonder Man bit,
where he escapes in prison
and then the next month
is where they're fighting
Kang and it's got fuck all to do Wonder Man
you are going to be like
this has been three months now
and I'm not like if you cut that bit out
or condensed it and put it in a different
because they were doing that a lot
in the early issues
like like panels were just like
here they are in China here they are in Canada
here they are in Russia
and then they made a whole issue
of them
just in one camp and somewhere in the United States,
you know, a lot of the pace,
this is what we said before,
the pacing is all wrong.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The whole thing.
Like the pacing is bizarre.
They needed,
part of it as well,
I think might be the buildup to the Kang fights
because the issues I enjoyed the most
were where Kang was fighting Captain America
because they were real and pure.
They were just like,
this is two guys just hand-to-hand fighting.
even though one of them was in space.
It was fun.
It was great.
It was such a cool visual.
Like it was fun.
And that's what people want.
That's what you want to build up to.
This is great.
But I think the way they built to it was anti-climactic in that if we're going from a pure rastity point of view, other than Kang saying, I'm going to envy the earth.
what heat does he have with Captain America
is all the way through that issue
Captain America has said so many problems with other stuff
got taken over by the presence
to become a radioactive ghost monster
and then once he was rescued by Thor
they never read like talk about that again
no he was fine he just moves on and talks about the sentinels
so like
issue between Kang and
Captain America should have been much more
focused on.
That's what I would have done.
But like I said, I did think
as a Kang story
is very enjoyable.
But as a story as a whole,
it's
kind of lacklust.
I would say like average.
The other guy said, well, they say
3.9.
You're probably talking a good 2.5
at max.
Because it just doesn't
hit the cylinders
it needs to hit. All right. Well, John, speaking of ratings, where are you at with your movie watch?
We are still in 2025 at the time of this recording. And yeah, what's going on with your movie watch?
So I am now up to 1,166 movie.
1166. That is impressive.
movies. Hopefully
I can reach 1,200
by the end of the year, but
time is running out.
You could do it.
Yeah. I believe in you.
I believe in me too.
John, where can they see
your review of our hopefully your
1,200 movie before the end of the year?
They can
find it on letterboxed
at a big John
Bowsky, or one word.
All right, Dylan
There we go
There you go
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