The Smark Avengers - Ranking X-Men Villains From S to D (Magneto, Apocalypse & More)
Episode Date: May 15, 2026Who are the best—and worst—X-Men villains of all time? In this episode, Corey, Dylan, and Jon put some of the most iconic enemies of the X-Men through the ultimate test: a tier list ranking from S... to D. From legendary masterminds to questionable henchmen, nothing is safe from debate. Villains featured include: Magneto (Jon’s favorite—so expect strong opinions) Apocalypse Mister Sinister Mystique Sabretooth Bastion Toad And more from across X-Men history Each character is judged on power, impact, storylines, and overall legacy, but when the guys can’t agree… things get heated. Who belongs in S Tier as an all-time great? Who gets pushed down to D Tier as a disappointment? And which rankings will spark the biggest arguments? If you love X-Men comics, villain breakdowns, and chaotic tier list debates, this episode is for you. 💬 Join the debate: How would YOU rank these X-Men villains? Who did we get completely wrong? 👍 Like the video if you enjoy tier lists and comic debates 🔔 Subscribe for more comic book rankings, deep dives, and weekly episodes Click the link for Dylan's radio show!: http://www.bouncedigitalradio.co.uk Click the link for Dylan's Twitch stream: http://Twitch.tv/spookylaroux Click the link for Jon's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/bigjonbowski/ Click the link for Corey's show "Large Old Cup": https://open.spotify.com/show/2YHMppnl9inQevwLIxR64f
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Some of those weirdos became president of the United States.
I mean, Nixon was a carnival worker.
Lincoln did wrestle in carnivals as well.
Didn't Teddy Roosevelt?
Trump's the doctor.
Teddy Roosevelt breath.
Well,
God.
Or Jesus.
He's one of the other.
Hi, everybody.
Welcome to Spark Avengers movies.
Corey, with me's Dylan and John.
John out of
fucking nowhere
like a sniper
with that one
caught us all off guard
welcome to the show
how's going guys
I'm good man
I'm good
yep not too bad
I was right and high
on that fucking intro right now
I've got to talk for a moment
there
so
happy to have you guys here
so today for the show
I'm just kind of get right into it
couple of months ago, we did a tier list where we went over members of the X-Men, kind of
with the more prominent members of the group. And on a scale of like S to D, we kind of put them where
we thought they belonged and had a good time doing it. It's been a hot minute since we did it.
So I thought we could do some similar treatment to the X-Men villains, because X-Men villains
are very wide and varied. You've got your mutant-hating humans, your mutant-hating robots,
your mutant hating mutants, your human hating mutants,
they're run the gamut.
You've got some aliens there.
Yeah, a lot of, just like...
There's a lot of hate in the X-Men world, isn't there?
Mm-hmm.
There you go.
Well, so we'll go ahead and jump over into our tier system
and kind of get to work.
So, again, what we'll do is, you know,
I'll present a character,
and then we'll decide where they go.
We might be an agreement.
We might not be an agreement.
It might have to negotiate a little bit,
but we'll figure it out as we get along.
we have to spin a wheel
no no wheel this time
we're straight up going to negotiate
sure
do I can get a wheel
yeah you can just spin your own wheel
yeah you should get a wheel in your hoist
and just like pull it out
and then just spin it
Dylan
that can be done
you have a wheel
I don't have one now but I can get one
they are not that hard to come by
it could be a little one any one I could just hold it and spin it
John, if I asked you to get a
spinny wheel like that, how quickly would you be
able to get one? With Amazon?
With Amazon, I'd get in two days.
Yeah, I guess.
Amazon ruined everything.
They really did.
It used to be a lot harder to get weird stuff.
Yeah.
Back of the day, it was a possible.
It was a pretty spinny wheel.
All right. Well, I'm going to go ahead and jump over
to our tier raker.
By the way, this is a live tier,
a tier system.
So the URL you're going to be able to see if you're watching this on YouTube.
I'll also read it out.
You can find the Smart Avengers X-Men Supervillains Tier list to make your own.
Aw. Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
So, yep, we are on Tiermaker.com.
There is a search function.
So I believe if you search X-Men villains or Smart Avengers, you should be able to find this.
We did put this together on our lonesome.
So there are 25 names here of villains.
We will work our way through them.
And if you feel like we should have included some people that we didn't,
by all means, let us know in the comments.
But until then, are you guys ready to get started?
Yes.
All right.
So we have S, A, B, C, and D this time around.
We did not create E or F.
We didn't.
We didn't.
E last time.
Louis must sit up.
We didn't.
E was one that you created spiritually.
Because there was some, I can't remember who it was in particular, but you, but somebody
needed to be an E tier.
Might have been Jubilee, in your opinion.
Hmm.
I think Ghibit would have been apt here.
All right, so we're going to go ahead and get started.
We're going to work away from the bottom to the top,
and we're going to start out with William Stryker for the Reverend Stryker,
if you're going back to the old days.
Very famous mutant-hating human.
What are your thoughts on Mr. Stryker and where he stands in the rankings as a X-Men villain?
I mean, he was pretty important for a while.
but he hasn't done anything for a while either.
Is he dead?
Possibly.
I think he might have died, yeah.
I mean, he was quite old.
I would explain why he hasn't done anything in a while.
So I'll give him that.
But, you know.
I would say as well, he's basically only had really one good story
in the whole, what was it,
God-love's man kills, like,
story.
And aside from the movies as well,
where he kind of ended up
becoming a big character.
Yeah.
He hasn't really done a whole lot, which I would say is worth, you know, talking about.
Yeah.
Possibly because he died.
Possibly, yes.
Yeah.
But he just don't know.
Right.
Even if he wasn't dead, we don't really know.
So he hasn't done a whole lot.
So, like the thing he did do was pretty big.
Like, that was a big storyline.
But also, like, in terms of, like,
consequences recurring villainness it's it's hard to rank them too high i mean i'm thinking sort of
c tier i was thinking c tier yeah c tier interesting yeah yeah you put him i i i was honestly when
i was putting it together i was like oh this is going to be our d tier villain right here um i mean i
can see a detour year yeah i can see that you know i think just because he had the one good
at least, and he has been a major player in the movies.
That, for me, puts him just slightly above day.
He has notoriety, in other words.
Yeah, I would say so, yeah.
Okay, yeah.
I have no problem putting him there with that argument in place.
So, Mr. Stryker, their good reverend himself,
will be our first edition to the C list.
Up next, we have, from the future,
the leader of the upstarts Trevor Fitzroy.
Thoughts on Trevor Fitzroy.
Uh...
Who did he kill?
I believe he killed some Morlocks for sure.
Didn't he kill somebody that was a deal?
I don't remember.
Major enemy of Bishop in particular.
Was it, was it Bishop's sister?
Like sister, yeah.
Yeah.
Shard?
I'm thinking of it.
Yeah.
Likely.
Okay.
I felt like it was something to do with Bishop,
because Bishop came, like, haunt him or something?
Was that Bishop?
I think then Bishop
Head back
I mean he did kill him, yes
We were introduced to
It's Roy
Well Bishop came back
Just find the traitor
Yeah
Yeah
Well and I think they did a
They did a story
There was a series called
I think it was X-Men Legacy
That was the idea of like
We're going to take creative teams
And let them go back
And write a new story
In the timeline
And style that they were writing
Previously
was somebody, I can't remember who it was, might have been
Simmons. They did write a
bishop story that was set in the future that, you know,
actually showed it was Bishop's fault that Fitzroy got out of prison
to begin with. The bishop basically was, you know, the people he was
working for, he got really kind of disillusioned with him and allowed
himself to get manipulated by Fitzroy into freeing him
essentially. Okay.
Doesn't sound like a whole lot of us have a lot of thoughts of
Benzroy here. I mean, I thought Corey was a bit of a fan. Yeah, I'm a fan of the character.
I liked, you know, he got used in Peter David's run on X Factor with the Madrox team. Madrox
get basically sent to the future and it showed essentially Fitzroy's origins where he was
originally a good guy and actually a lover of Scott Summers and Emma Frost's daughter,
but he died in the light of duty and Layla Miller resurrected him using her powers and that was
the big reveal that when Laylo Miller resurrects someone, they come back without a soul,
and that's why Fitzroy is evil. So, you know, it was kind of cool seeing that. He was a minor
villain in Jed McKay's X-Men at the very beginning. Basically, he was working for 3K with a new
version of the upstarts where they were killing mutants again, but they were live-streaming
themselves, killing mutants, which, I don't know, that felt very much like, oh, what are the kids
doing these days? They're live-streaming violent acts. But it felt
it didn't feel like right for
Trevor Fitzroy to be doing that
because he's a character from the future
and he would probably view
like streaming as like
kind of like outdated and old fashioned
like it didn't seem like
yeah
um
yeah I don't know how many kids these days are
live sharing themselves killing mutants
but I get you know
well yeah there's all of those stories
that you see in the news every now and then of like
oh yeah these kids like brutally attacks
someone and they were streaming the whole time they did it.
It's just silly because whenever I was young, you always cover your tracks.
Yeah, that's called evidence is what that is.
Never wouldn't make evidence. Like that's how you get caught, man.
We, that's the thing. Kids these days, they don't know how to kill people properly.
We used to be really good. You know, I never got caught once.
We keeping that in the episode?
I hope so.
Okay. Just want to make sure. Keep that admission of guilt alive.
well what they have no evidence to get me i mean an admission of guilt is i mean an admission of guilt is
kind of evidence is anybody going to believe me i say all sorts of dumb shit in the podcast
i'm not i'm gonna be scott free all i have to do is show other episodes of this podcast as
evidence on my behalf and i will get off scot-free so that's your that's your strategy if i say
enough weird and a bullshit, the realness that I do slip in every now and then it's going to go
completely unnoticed.
There you go.
Anyway.
Or you get accused of more crimes.
Yeah, there you go.
So are we putting Trevor Fitzroy.
Yeah.
I think it's fine for him, to be honest with you.
I would also, I do love the character.
I think his power set's really kind of cool as this kind of weird energy vampire.
But I could, they also haven't done a ton with him.
So if he's a D, he's a D.
See, I would have said C because I like the, like the,
What I've heard about him, I like, but I just haven't read a lot of his stories, so I can't really...
I was going to say B.
Okay.
So we're going to go with D.
All right, Trevor Fitzroy will put in the D area.
Up next, though, we got a friend of ours that we have spent some time talking on the show about.
We're going to have our good buddy Toad.
Toad, I think is technically dead right now.
I think the last time he was in the comic, Sabretooth killed him.
And I don't know if they resurrected him on Krakola before it went away.
So we might be in a toadless world at the moment.
Oh, he'll come back.
You hope so.
How could you forget about Toad?
They all come back.
Oh, they did.
That was a big, that was actually a big point of Carcola.
But anyway, yes, we have our good friend in Mortimer Toneby in his little jester outfit and his...
Not a great name.
It's a much better name.
It's rare where Toad would be a better name than your actual name.
But this is the case.
He is sort of the shocker of mutants, though.
I mean, he's more often than not sort of portrayed to be like a lackey or, I mean, literally a toady.
But like, you know, I remember there was that brief period of time in the 90s where he was the leader of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, you know.
And look what happened then.
Didn't, not a lot.
Not a lot good.
No.
Nobody remembers.
I mean, as an X-Men character, I would say that he is very, I mean, he has been in the movies.
He has been in the animated series.
He was a big part of X-Men.
evolution that that series from the 2000s late 90s 2000s so i mean he he is a character with some uh
with some presence yeah like notoriety people know him he was big in the films he was big in the
cartoon he's been a pretty big presence for a long time in the comics even if he's not doing
anything major like when he turns up you know who it is you know even when he's not wearing his
weird fucking medieval outfit
which I never understood
what the fuck that was about
you know
like Toad just like
Magneto turns up looking like Magneto
and then beside him is Toad
He looks like he came from like
400 years ago
Like what? Why?
More than that what? How long ago was that
medieval time? I mean
Yeah you probably go back like
5, 600 years maybe I don't know
Yeah quite a while ago
It's an odd design choice
Yeah
Definitely unique look to him for sure
I mean modern day
Tode is essentially like in a poncho
You know it's a much more stripped down version
Of this look
Ponto is not a great look either
No it's you know I mean
He's never been blessed with many good looks
If you're not counting like
What he wore in the X-Men movie and
What have you?
even then in like x-men evolution he had like a real weird looking costume either way he's
appropriating some sort of culture he's a part of it still feels like appropriating it
you mean it's like you know this is this is odd you know i mean just off the top of my head i would
say b b because he's like yeah he's never like super big he's like you've always said he's always
like a lackey he's up but he's always there you mean he's recognizing
You know, this is a really weird notoriety thing for him to have.
But when they first started making the Marvel Legends line of action figures, he was in the first wave.
So, like, Mattel was like, well, clearly we need to have a toad figure along with Iron Man and Captain America.
Yeah, it's just popular.
Yeah.
And for the longest time, that was, like, the best action figure of him.
And then, like, four, like two, three years ago, they did a re-release where they basically went back to that first line and redid them.
and he got an even like cooler looking figure out of it somehow.
Somebody at Mattel or Hasbro, whoever the fuck makes those toys.
Like they have a thing for Toad.
Right. It's popular.
You know what you mean?
So Dylan's saying B, John, do you agree with that assessment?
I mean, I'm kind of torn between B and C.
Because I think he does have presence.
He, you know, he's one of the more recognizable.
evil mutants, but
in terms of
like threat and in terms of
like the damage he's done
to the X-Men over the years,
it's not exactly
you know,
a stellar career
he's had as a villain.
I mean, he did kill the Scarlet Witch,
which was, you know, as we have discussed,
the most powerful and prominent,
popular and greatest comic book character
of all time. So if
that's the case, he should be like above
S tier, absolutely.
Yeah.
It was part of a coup and he was there to take the fucking fall because, yeah, whatever, that
storyline.
It should be more powerful than Magneto.
I do want to say, we will have to at some point define what's going to separate,
not an S tier from an A tier, but an A tier from a B tier at this point.
Because I feel like that's going to be some weird splitting hairs because, like, how is someone
greater but not the best.
I think that's going to be where we're going to have some struggles.
I will figure it.
Between A and B.
Oh, A and B, I think.
I think, well...
I think our S tiers are going to be apparent.
It's going to be A and B where we're going to be struggling a bit.
Okay.
Well, okay, let's say for now, let's put him in B tier then.
Okay.
With the potential of moving...
Yeah.
We can move more.
on.
Yeah, we'll get to a halfway mark and we'll re-examine where we are.
All right.
Up next, we have his frequent running mate, the blob.
Any thoughts on the blob?
I mean, we did a whole...
He got a fourth of an episode dedicated to his backstory and everything.
Do you rank him at the same level as Toad?
I mean, he's just as iconic, just as he's been in the movies.
He was in that X-Men Wolverine origin movie.
He was in the animated series.
Feelings on the blob.
I kind of think so
Because I feel like he is a very iconic character
I think if we talk about X-Men villains
The Blob like
Is one of those ones that would come to your
Mind pretty quickly
Like for example
This list
We know everybody on this list
Because we read comics and we're an X-Men podcast
But if you went to somebody
That was like vaguely familiar with the X-Men
And you were like
Name 10 X-Men villains
you know, they're not going to say Trevor Fitzroy.
They're going to say the blob.
So I think in terms of the blob,
I would view him kind of similar to Toad
in that in terms of like threat level or damage or whatever,
he's never like a high priority.
He is always kind of a nuisance and he is always kind of there
and is some sort of threat.
And is he still alive?
I don't know.
I have no idea he's still alive anymore.
Yeah, Bob's smart.
Blab spent Krakowah as a bartender,
so he was not really in any danger for the most part.
He is currently, he is currently imprisoned at Gray Malkin
in, not in for a penitentiary or whatever the fuck it's called.
Being a bartender?
Yeah, yeah, he got a red because he's a mutant.
Oh.
So yeah, he's been in prison and he was converting into one of their, like, hounds that go and, like, attack other mutants.
In theory, because none of the books have really done anything with that plot line, by the way.
Ah, okay.
Does he still have his sweet handlebar mustache?
I don't think so.
I'm not sure.
Like I said, it's been a while since he turned up.
I think the last time was at the Hellfire Vigil.
But, yeah, I mean, he's alive.
He's imprisoned and being used to hunt down mutants.
What a great life.
Yeah.
There was that alternate reality that for a period of time where he was a hero in dating Cylock, though.
Yeah, but there was also other universe where he hate the Wasp or whatever.
Yeah.
There's a joke in there somewhere, but I'm not going to look for it.
No, I want you to explain the joke in graphic detail, please, Corey.
I'm talking about eating pussy there, Dylan.
Wasp?
Yep.
Moving on.
Is this thing when you do it?
Is it supposed to sting?
It's weird.
The lips get all puffed up when you're doing it.
Oh, well, that's part of it.
Yeah.
Anyway, could Lord.
Yeah, that might not be getting the cut.
That might not be getting the cut.
Anyway.
Where are we putting,
are we putting blob on B tier?
I'd say,
I would say blob is similar to code.
And I feel like whatever tier we put,
one of the main.
Yeah.
I feel like that.
There's a reason Pyrot and Avalanche turned on this list either
because they would be in that same bucket.
I think they'd probably be in like C tier, wouldn't they?
Probably, but I mean, they're just as like equitable, you know?
Yeah.
Famous for being members of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, basically.
Yeah.
All right.
Up next, though, we have the clone of Cable, Strife.
Where do you see Strife?
Big X-Force villain back in the 90s?
huge history has to do his identity for the longest time
yes and it turns out it was cable
turns out it was basically cable
it was cable uh i really like strife
i think he's a fun interesting character
you know that kind of like cable but without any um
restraint but also is evil
has like a thing with apocalypse on a cable
and like all sorts of like you know
just storyline
potential I really like
strife a lot
you know
in terms of like villain I think that
he is a very good
antagonist you could build a book around him
they have done yeah
he's a lot more effective than
any of the ones we've
talked about so far he's basically
ruled the future didn't he
yeah yeah it's like timeline so
yeah
I would say I would be leaning
towards a
more than S I don't
think he's like top tier of X-Men villains but I think he's still pretty high up there.
I agree.
I think he's due for a more like modern take on him because it feels like he's not been around
in a while.
Yeah.
I feel like for him as prominent as he was in the 90s, I do feel like we were owed a strife
return.
But I do not disagree with him being an A-tier villain because he's not enough to be as he's
fucking overtowed and blob though.
Yeah, without a doubt.
But, like, yeah, if he did, like, have a more modern, you know,
um, escapade, maybe it would be a little higher if they bought him in back in as a threat.
But I think that like whenever you see him, he's been a pretty big threat.
So I think eight here is pretty fair.
All right.
Up next, Shadow King.
Frequent enemy of Storm, karma and Charles Xavier himself.
Mm-hmm.
Pretty solid power set as well.
Yeah.
Featured rather recently in the Krakola era,
I think in the New Mutants book in particular.
Yeah, yeah.
Plus he was the villain in that Legion TV show as well.
That a lot of people forgot about.
I didn't see it.
It was pretty good.
That's all I heard is it was great.
Just nobody was really watching it.
I didn't.
I feel like we're going to rank Shadow King pretty high, right?
I mean, I feel like you have to be a tier.
Yeah, same.
For, like, very minimal.
Yeah, I couldn't put, I wouldn't put him at an S by any means.
He's pretty powerful.
He's powerful, yes, but, like, again, like, his reach isn't as far as, like, others.
Like, I wouldn't put him on the same level as Magneto or Apocalypse as, you know, fucking spoiler.
Those are where those guys are probably ending up.
it feels like it
but I definitely again feel him
is that how we're going to separate A from B
is like Toad and Blob
are you above Toad and Blob?
Yeah it feels that way
Also we have reserved the right to move
Toad and Blob down one if he needs to
Understandable
I feel like if we do that now
though it's going to completely ruin
Yeah
Well I don't know because I think if
if we moved
blob and tow down one now
that wouldn't change anything
because we still have Strife and Shadow King
as A's.
And I don't think that like, I think
you know,
the reach of a C tier is pretty wide
where you're like, okay,
these two guys didn't do a whole lot,
but they're around a lot.
Whereas Stryker
wasn't around a whole lot, but did a lot
when he was arrived. So you can kind
like they kind of balance each other. I don't think
it messes with stuff too much.
I think we can keep things as they are right now.
I don't think we need to move them around.
Okay.
So we're good with Shadow King being a A tier.
Yes.
All right.
So I will say this is kind of like to maybe put a pin on the discussion.
C feels like this is a character that is a little on the minor side, but has been portrayed in other media.
And D is going to be a character that a minor side and doesn't have that.
same like social caveat because fitzroy was in the animated series but i don't think he's been in
anything else right but like how memorable was he like was he a big deal yeah exactly
you know all right so up next we have representing the hellfire club sebastian shaw
sebastian shaw where do we feel about our man who has the ability to absorb kinetic energy
essentially um nice face hair good set of mutton chops
Yeah.
Love a colonial
Regency dress.
Yeah.
I was always curious about that.
That's such a very specific thing
to do with your appearance.
He stands out.
It certainly does.
He's supposed to be a business man as well.
Imagine walking into a business meeting.
There he is.
I do a lot of like,
so in my job,
I see a lot of businessmen in their day to day.
I've not seen somebody in pantaloons and stockings
that is for sure that's the problem
it's a power move of anything like this motherfucker has some beliefs in himself
if he uh is walking around with that
the style thing you mean yeah
then how many things you see in your day they like to have mutton chops either
like it's it's all confidence
no Sebastian of all of the various members of the hellfire club
Sebastian Shaw always felt like the one whose ambitions weren't as high as
the others, you know?
Yep.
Like, when I think of, like, the Phoenix stuff,
I always think that's more of, like,
mastermind and Emma Frost than it was Sebastian Shaw.
Like, it seemed like he was much more, like,
capitalism-minded than anything else.
Like, it, like, being a mutant or whatever,
he didn't give a shit about that.
It was like, how much money can I make?
I guess.
Yeah.
At the same time, he's basically been the de facto leader of the Hellfire Club
for, you know, the longest time.
And they've always been a thorn in the side of the X-Men.
Yeah.
You say that, but I mean, the Hellfire Club...
Well, I mean, I'm just saying, like, the Hellfire Club nowadays, like, most...
The more frequent, like, portrayed as villains were those, like, weird little kids.
That era of the Hellfire Club, the Tiny Tots version.
Because in Krokoa, like, he was the Elfire Club or whatever was part of the shipping company,
and he was getting his his wrist smacked by Emma Frost and Kitty Pride on a pretty frequent basis.
Yeah, but I mean like for 30 years before that, though.
True.
It was basically sure.
Yeah, but again, like, aside from the Phoenix saga, like, what all did they do?
Right.
I think that he, well, I feel like Shaw specifically has always had that kind of business mindset to it.
He's always more about making money.
Well, I'm saying, I guess what I'm saying is I see Sebastian Shaw,
C tier, in my opinion.
Because you got that Kevin Bacon portrayal
but that, you know, that is what it is.
But it means, Kevin Bacon, come on, you know.
Okay, that's an interesting take. I don't think John
would have went without. No.
He has, he's been portrayed in other
media.
I would have said...
Yeah, I was even tempted to say
A tier, but like, I think B
would be sort of acceptable.
Yeah. I think B's too high for Sebastian Shaw,
right now.
I would have said B.
Just like, yeah, I would have said B.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Because when I see like the other members of the Hellfire Club,
aside from Harry Leland, all the other members, like,
I feel like they've got a much more easily defined modus operandi,
whether it's Donald Pierce or Celine or even Emma Frost
if we're going back to the old days, you know?
Sure.
He just felt like I'm the leader of the Hellfire Club,
and that was like as far as it went.
he does have his relationship with his shitty kid Shinobi
a terrible name for a child by the way
he does have a presence though
like he is a rindalot
well again he's a figure head he's supposed to be
I just don't feel like individually he brings much to the table
aside from like run-of-the-mill capitalism
like he's Lex Luthor without being a super genius
you know
okay
but he dresses better
does
much better
He's definitely a LARPR.
We know that for sure.
Where?
So, I mean, it sounds like the two of you are for B, I'm for C, and I'll take, I'll get outvoted on this one.
I'm fine.
I'll accept that.
I just kind of want it to be known.
I see him more online with like a William Stryker than I do Toad and Blob and that's saying something.
Okay.
We'll go with that.
All right.
Up next, though, we have our character.
might be our first S tier potentially.
Sabretooth.
Now, obviously, Sabretooth, much more of a Wolverine villain, per se,
but definitely has had his encounters with the X-Men multiple times,
been a member of the X-Men and of X-Factor before in the past as well.
But I will say the one thing that will hold Sabretooth back is not ambitious enough.
You know, as a villain, he doesn't have the same kind of large-scale motivations as a sinister
or an apocalypse or a magneto,
much more personal.
I'd want to make this one particular guy's life hell
and kill a bunch of people in the process.
Yeah, well, that's good to have like a goal.
I think he's more iconic than a strife and a Shadow King,
but I don't know if I would put him S-tier.
I just off the top of my head
would have said A-tier.
Yeah.
Like, I like Super Truth a lot.
I think he's a great character.
But again, it's quite,
like circumstantial you can't put him into every book and it'll be good you know yeah well obviously he's
like a really great villain for wolverine as well but in terms of like his power set and what he brings
to the table as like a threat to like the x-men in general i mean he doesn't really have that much
to offer he's just a guy with sharp claws on the healing factor and
like a sadistic streak a mile long, but, you know, I don't know.
I don't think that makes him like a truly top-tier villain,
even as fun and, you know, gnarly as he can be.
Yeah, I think he's a great villain.
I don't know if he's like an amazing villain.
So it does sound like we're all in agreement with A-tier then.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good.
Because that's just kind of how I'm viewing that as well.
well, like I said, he doesn't have the larger scale motivation as other villains tend to.
Speaking of somebody with some high, high motivations, we have Nimrod next. Nimrod, the future
perfect Sentinel, some would say. You know, we've seen him hate mutants and humans alike.
What are your opinions on Nimrod who had a very big run in recent years as kind of the face of
Orcus? I haven't read any of that, so I don't know how he is being portrayed.
John, do what were your opinions on Nimrod's use in the Kerkowa era?
I mean, it was, I think, the best that the character has been used and portrayed before.
So I give them points to that, but at the same time, it's not really a character that I've ever had, like, you know, any kind of liking towards.
is he's just
you know
I don't know
he's just a robot guy
that means a sentient
sentinel essentially
you know he's a sentinel
but like Bastion
is for example
but we'll get to Bastion
eventually as well
he seems way
not as interesting as Bastion
I don't know
I would say Nimrod is
more interesting than Bastion to me
but interesting
okay
yeah
but even then
that's like false praise
because I don't find Nimrod
that interesting
terrible name I will say Nimrod by the way
it's a terrible name
hey this is our new X-Men villain
Moron
yeah
his associates jackass and
fucking morphe
it's a
it's a biblical thing
yeah exactly but you know
in more modern day use
more of an insult
right none of us already know what the biblical
meaning of it is so we can't really comment on that
so yeah where would you put Nimrod on this list
it sounds definitely that we don't have as high opinion of him as we do a saber tooth a
strife or a shadow king so i'm going to say a is probably out of the ordinary or out of the question
i think so i feel like he's a guy that's had quite a presence and has done some stuff been in some
storylines i haven't read the new one so i don't know what we're talking about i mean we're told he's
a threat is what it feels like yes yeah i'm like you know either b or c probably
I don't know.
I don't know enough about him to
to properly.
I would say either B or C.
I mean, I'm kind of leaning towards C.
Okay.
I see, my only problem with that is
it does feel just like
he has been used
way more importantly than
Toad or Sebastian Shaw
or Blab. I mean, like I said,
he was kind of the face of Orcus,
which was the big long-standing threat in the background of Garcoa for the entire run.
Right, but I also think, like, in terms of, like, big storylines that we're talking about
and presence and, like, being in the X-Men books.
But, I mean, that's what he has, though.
He was the big threat and the big presence in Krokoa.
Right, but, like, I mean, like, storyline-wise, he's done, like, two big storylines.
But, I mean, that one storyline lasted for, like, five years.
I haven't read it.
It wasn't the main villain.
in it, though, was he so...
I mean, was there a mega-Settinal?
There was...
There is equals as well.
I was gonna say, like, Mr. Sinister was more
the main villain in that story going.
Yeah, but, I mean, Sinister,
I don't think Sinister was portrayed as an active villain
for the most part.
He was kind of there in the background the entire time,
like, kind of just doing his own thing as Sinister does.
And the fact that any...
Like, we'll get to Sinister in, like,
literally two seconds, I'm sure,
but I feel like B is like C is undercutting his importance
because like we are told that oh yeah
Nimrod's important yes
but we were like actually told Nimrod's important
as opposed to Toad and Blob who were frequently told are idiots
This is making me question
Odum globs placing again
We can move him down if you want
I'm thinking if we put Nimrod in
the B tier, then we might have to move Todom blob down to C.
Which I think that makes sense.
I don't feel like we're going to get an argument out of putting about downgrading
Totem blob to C.
Okay.
Okay, so we'll go ahead and we'll move Tod and blob down to C tier.
We'll put Nimrod at B.
I feel like that's uncomfortable with that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Up next, though, we have a heavy hitter.
We have somebody who has also been a perpetual thorn in the side of the mutants for
ever also a former member of x factor uh mystique so mystique obviously she is as dangerous spy and assassin
uh where would you put her in this list in comparison to others i would put her in a tier because
i i think she's got that same kind of level of notoriety as saber tooth maybe more than
She's always a big threat.
Something always goes down whenever mystique's involved.
It's always important.
She's never like,
destroy the world.
Kind of important.
That, you know,
Striper Shadow King might be,
but she's still pretty like, you know,
in terms of like on the grind, kind of more
realistic threat.
She's always there.
She's always kind of
kind of,
um,
had a presence to her.
So I would say A tier.
I'm not going to disagree with you.
You've got no
arguments for me either.
All right.
So we're going to put Mystique in the A tier as well.
Up next, though, we have somebody who also
might have an interesting discussion here.
We have Mr. Sinister, who we were literally
just talking about a couple of moments ago.
Yes.
While a part of the quiet council in Krokoa
and with them throughout their struggles,
he was sort of there as a Machiavellian
sort of type,
where he was a sought-after member of the community
and had his group of Hellions that were there doing sort of dirty work
that nobody else wanted to get their hands dirty with,
but ultimately did portray them,
like many people rightfully assumed he would.
We have Mr. Sinister, the geneticist gone mad.
So, Corey, I want to pick up on the point you made earlier.
Yes.
Because, like I said, I haven't read it,
but I've, you know, I'm familiar with some of the stuff that goes on.
and like to me it felt like mr sinister was like one of the real big bads of that whole storyline
i felt like a lot of it kind of revolved around him or around his kind of mythos i know that technically
you can say there are four mr sinister's or whatever the fuck and then but like it all kind
of to me it all seemed like the whole point of it was for whatever that consciousness was you
know that that was a goal of mr sinister set out
and it all kind of revolved around him.
At least that part of the storyline
seemed to revolve around him.
And like I said, I haven't read it,
but what I've heard of the storyline,
that seemed like it was a pretty big part of it.
And I would have said he was a much bigger part of it than Nimrod.
Again, from what I've heard.
Well, I think the thing about it is, like,
Sinister's methodologies and technology was used by Orcus.
But, I mean, ultimately, the conflict in Krakowah
was the mutants versus the Alps.
outside world because I like the X-Men world, but Krakhoa was doomed the second that Charles
Xavier and Magneto kind of started waving their dicks around. And they did that immediately with just
like, we're going to, we're our own sovereign nation. You have to respect that. We're going to put up
portals in all of your countries, though. So you got to let our people walk through your portals. And if
not, we will send out pirates to come smuggle our people out of your country. Like,
there was a lot of hubris at play.
So to me, that was the main conflict of Kerkowa was the mutants against the human world once again,
this time with a little bit of shared antagonism.
I mean, I would say they were doomed the second they welcomed Mr. Sinister into the fold
and put him on the White Council and became reliant on his sort of technology as well
for the whole genetic
sort of
catalog that he put together
of all the mutants to help
them with the resurrection protocols
which allowed him to then put his
like own
personalities into people as they
kind of resurrected and then
allowed him to
recreate Moira's powers
and then fuck up the timeline
completely and
like for me Sinister
was definitely
a major reason for Krokoa going as badly as it did.
Right.
So, I mean, I would 100% put him in the S tier, just on that alone.
Oh, yeah.
But that's it.
I'm not disagree with Sinister being S tier.
Not even just that, but, like, if you think about everything else, Sinister has done,
has been a big major player.
Loaning Gene Gray and the Marauders, you know, taking up the blocks.
Exactly.
He's always had a big presence.
I think S-tier is pretty fair.
His fascination with the Summers family.
Yeah, which may or not do a good thing, you know.
I don't see how that would be a good thing at all.
Well, you know, it was intriguing a bit, and then you're like, all right, wild child, really?
All right, well, we got Magneto, so we're just going to go ahead and put him an S-tier.
Yep.
Up we go.
Is it worth, I mean, we have to say something.
maybe he's Magneto
There he go
That's what you need to say
He's the OG
Even though he's been on the side of
Angels now for close to 20 years
He's Magneto
You know
Yeah
Can't see anything else
So yeah
Let's move on
We got Lady Deathstroke next
The Deathstroke usually associating herself
With the Revers more times than not
Pain in the
you know, former love of Wolverine,
anti-mutant in that sense as well.
So what are our thoughts on Lady Death Strike?
You know, straightaway I was going to say B-tier,
because she's pretty deadly, she's pretty threatening,
like she's a big deal.
But then I was like, does she actually do anything when she's around?
Is she like C-tier because she has that notoriety,
but also like isn't doing anything of note, you know?
That's exactly.
what I was just thinking as well.
Like my first thought was B tier
and then looking at who we've got in B and C
and like thinking about
the impact that she's had.
I don't know. I think she is more of a C
tier than a B tier at this point.
Yeah, I think so.
Corey?
I mean, you're not getting an argument for me.
I think I had that exact same journey as well
where I was like, all right, well, yeah,
B tier, but then like what does she actually
accomplished what she's actually done.
I mean, even when they introduced her in the
animated series,
they introduced her and then she
got jobbed out to that alien, you know?
Right.
Don't remember that. Yeah, her first
storyline, she's already on the, you know,
the downside.
You get jobbed out to aliens.
Probably not a good sign. So, put her
over in C tier, she'll join the rights
of the likes of striker,
toad, and blob.
I feel bad for her prince Roy.
I mean, you know, he just doesn't have as much going for him.
Is there by himself?
Well, don't worry.
We got some names that might be joining him shortly.
Not this guy.
Nope, nope, because he's the father of the mascot of our show.
It's the juggernaut.
I mean, we got to put him at the very least A tier, right?
Yeah, I would say at the very least he's A tier.
Just because unique, unique look, power set, he's very, you know.
you know, he's unrivaled for the most part.
Even again, he's on the side of angels and has been for a while.
I still am weirdly in disagreement of it.
I don't like Juggernauts being in the X-Men.
I've stated it before.
But, I mean, he's iconic.
And I feel like that alone makes him a tier.
He's got that personal history with Professor X as well.
I think that's why he's okay with being in the X-Men now,
because Charles isn't really involved him.
They've buried the hatchet, but it's also like,
you hold a grudge against someone for a while just because you're like,
listen, I know that wasn't your fault.
You don't want to be buddies with him.
Right.
I'm with you and I don't like him or McNino being people.
Like, they're not.
It's weird.
Yeah.
Especially the talking about you're like,
this is not the way it should be.
He's not a mutant.
No.
And they always bring it up.
Whenever he is on the team, there's always a fight where he gets brought up.
And then he gives some impassioned speech about,
oh, they accepted me what no one else did.
Black Tom Cassidy accepted you and no one else did too, boss.
What happened?
Yeah, exactly.
And he's whatever.
Yeah, we saw, he was insane and on Cordova.
Yeah, who knows?
I don't know.
Honestly, just out of love for the character, I want to put him in S tier, but I think
A tier is pretty fair.
I think you have to, when I think an S tier, I think a character is that are iconic and
powerful and have, like, wide set goals.
and I think, like, you know, Sinister and Magneto are very, are visionaries with what they want to accomplish.
Whereas, like, some of the other characters not so much, you know, like Mystique or Sabretooth or Juggernaut.
They're not really, they don't have the most lofty goals for what they want to do with their lives.
Yeah, but he's the Juggernaut, bitch.
Indeed.
What more do you need?
Now, before I say anything else, do you recognize this person from the image?
That's bad.
Is it Hammer and Hodge?
No.
No, this is Garrison Creed.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
I thought Garrison Creed was such a prominent part of the 90s cartoon.
He was always turning up in that.
I kind of felt like I needed to include him here to also give some variety.
So we have the human son of Victor Creed of Sabretooth.
Well, I sure hope he's best friends with Trevor Fitzroy.
They're fine to be neighbors.
Yeah, I was.
gonna say like i you know he's uh usually associated with the friends of humanity like striker and
yeah i just i mean he's garrison greed what else can you do oh i know what we can do
stick him in detail here the d tier maybe all right he tried god bless him but nobody cares i
remember you said you felt sorry for turban fitz where he's got a buddy now that's nice
potential other buddy coming his way we have fabian cortez up next you can
Careful with that slander, my friend.
You like, so Fabian Cortez is like, he also felt like a very big figure in the, in the 90s.
He was kind of the worm tongue of the X-Men books for a while and that the kind of manipulator on his own, not much of a threat, but it was more about what he could do like with playing the politics of things.
Yes.
More recent years, he has been portrayed as kind of a joke.
He was in Way of X during the Kerkowa era, and they did a kind of.
kind of like a face turn with him where he was still very anti-human but like they did humanize him a
little bit with his sort of odd partnership with night crawler and of course it ended in a you know
kind of a bummer way for him where he i think he he suffered from like a traumatic brain injury
and he was like the person who knew the truth of what had actually happened and the x-men were like
well put fabian on the resurrection protocol but put him at the bottom of the list felt a little
cruel, you know, but we're looking at his role here as a villain. I mean, he was the man who
kidnapped Luna and almost caused a huge kerfuffle in the blood tie storyline.
Cuffle is a good way to put it. Tiny bit of a gruffel. Yeah. I like Feev and Cortez a lot,
but realistically, I don't think he's D-tier, but realistically, if you look at the other
guys in C-tier, I think that's fair. I think he would be at home in C-tier.
I think C-Tere is perfectly fine.
Okay.
I was going to say D, but I'm happy to go see.
I would say, honestly, I would say D as well,
but I feel like he had more big moments,
specifically in the comics in the 90s,
than Fitzroy and Creed did.
Yeah, that's fair.
He's still a Ryan, or at least was recently still a rhyme,
whereas, you know, Garrison Kate isn't.
Yeah.
Well, Garrison Creed, Garrison Cade's a different character.
Oh, yeah.
he's also dead.
Yeah.
Oops.
Oops.
Cut up it up at all.
All right.
Up next.
Dylan,
one of your personal favorites,
Exodus.
Yes.
Really?
Well, I mean,
but I'm saying it.
You know what I mean?
I'm saying.
I'm good job and what he thinks about Magneto.
Like,
I don't know.
I will say that,
like,
logically,
like being totally,
you know,
fair and objective about this
I think
A tier is like
the place he should be
he's incredibly powerful
and he's been a lot of storylines
but he's never been like
the big big bad
of like
you know
X-Men
stories too often
I'd be personally
I would obviously love him to be an S-tier
because I think he is an S-tier villain
in my own ranking
but I think he is
think if we're going to put my own biases aside, which you shouldn't do, then A tier, I think
is fair. I imagine some of you might even come down to B tier because you're evil people.
That would be second guessing you guys and, you know, prove me wrong, but I'm going to say
a tier, I think, is fair for Exodus. John, what is your, what are your feelings on Exodus?
I mean, you know, I'm not like.
huge Exodus fan but I think
A is probably fair for him
considering how powerful
he is and
like Dylan was saying he's like
he's involved in a lot of storylines
he's not ever really the
main villain
or anything like that but he's
up there
so I mean A
seems like a good fit
yeah I think A's fair
I think if you look at him
compared to like a shadow king or strife
in terms of like power level
you're like that's
that's a fair comparison isn't it
yeah yeah
or he's like D
I mean I was gonna say that
I don't necessarily think he has the
the social caveat that
the A tier folks have
I wouldn't say that he'd be
unwelcome and B
tier you said that I
would be evil for suggesting such a thing
I'm just saying that like
yes, I don't think he's as iconic as Sabretooth or Mystique or Juggernaut.
I feel like he might, like, is it be at home with a Sebastian Shaw and Nimrod?
I mean, those characters are powerful, but also don't really stand up on their own a lot.
A lot of Exodus's motivations has just been his devotion to Magneto.
Which John can understand completely.
Yeah.
That's a worthy cause.
You know what you mean?
Or he's kind of convincing me now.
I'm sticking with A tier.
I think the B tier, like I said, I don't think that that would be an insult to the character.
Because I feel like even though he was on the Quiet Council, it didn't feel like they did too much with him on the Quiet Council.
You know, like even then he kind of felt like he was there.
Yeah, it wasn't until Hope joined the Quiet Council that he kind of, you know, did anything, really and started hagging along with her.
I asked her.
I think he was like the Messiah.
It did feel like a missed opportunity with the whole way of X storyline being like,
Nightcrawler, we need you to form a mutant religion.
I'm like, why not have Exodus help him with that?
Yeah.
It was like a, it was like Nightcrawler, Fabian Cortez, and Legion.
Like, yeah, no wonder that book didn't do well.
Oh, and Stacey X.
And Stacey X.
She was part of that book as well.
Which, by the way, Dylan, part of that storyline was, uh, she was basically running like
the mutant brothel on Krikawa.
And, like, Fabian
Cortez was getting kicked out and
basically implied that when he
sleep with people, he had them put on the
Magneto helmet.
Just a lot of jokes.
A lot of jokes at his expense.
John, do you write that one?
No comment.
C.
Okay.
You want C tier?
I think you guys are going to be really uncool.
I'm putting on B tier.
and I might have to quit the show.
I mean, it's the risk we'll have to take.
All right, well, that's, yeah, we'll put it. We'll put X as it B.
Sometimes, sometimes you got to take the hit.
Like I said, I love Trevor Fitzroy, but I'm like, you know what, D is not out of the question for him.
I think you guys suck.
I don't are incorrect.
All right.
Up next, we have another member of the Hellfire Club.
We have Donald Pierce, the mutant-hating cyborg.
I mean, that guy, he's CTR all over.
Yeah, I was going to say, I mean, he was the main enemy in the Logan movie.
He has been, I think he's the main, one of the main villains of this current Cyclops mini-series.
He's been around for a long time as well.
But at the end of the day, he's a cyborg that's fun to fight because you can blow him, you rip parts of him off.
Yeah, you can rip parts of him off and he'll just come back in another storyline, totally fine.
Yep.
So who cares?
I would say C
I wouldn't be
at all
surprised if he went to D
but I would say C
I'd say
yeah
like maybe C is fair
considering he was
in the
which one movie
which movie was it
Old Man Logan
wasn't it
yeah
so
and like you say
he's been around for a while
that sort of longevity i guess kind of
earns him some brownie points
so yeah i'd say c is
probably
the right place to go
he's like on the c man
yeah
it could be c could be d and also
none of our lives are going to change if it was any of them
yeah
none of us care enough about don't pierce to say
oh he should be is
it's easier like we're fine
Yeah, Cesar's fine.
All right. Up next, we have the paramour of Desti...
Well, the Paramour of Mystique, Destiny, the Precog.
Thoughts on Destiny and her place in all of this.
I think that's tough because I don't think she is as iconic as Mystique at all.
At all, really.
I think she's an interesting character.
And, you know, when she's with Mystique, it's nice and it kind of plays out well.
But when she's not with Mystique, I mean, I would even say there is no point in how
her without mystique yeah i would agree with that actually a character on her own she's either with
mystique or she's not a factor you know what i mean so like if that's the case whereas mystic goes
and kicks ass by herself but destiny is always tied to mystique in some way yeah i feel like with
destiny like she she's only she's only good when she's around mystique so they can you know play with
they're dynamic and you know basically i they've been getting a lot of play in recent years especially
as kind of the hateful in-laws of gambit and then of course you know she's kind of been taking
care of the very withered and fragile mystique after the uh the uh the sequences of the mystic
miniseries that has left her basically decaying okay and yeah she obviously had her importance uh up in
Crocoa as well with
more
making a big deal of not wanting her
resurrected and all that kind of jazz
so
I will say this
D for Destiny
I don't see anything wrong with that
I don't think the character really
I don't think she has any merits on her own
I mean I could see that I would have said
straight away I would have said C tier
like straight up
I was going to say B
I do not
I wouldn't put her anywhere near B.
No, no, no, no, no, not at all.
Like, not at all.
The divide in this married couple's, you know,
importance is massive.
Mystique is absolutely the breadwinner.
But I think exactly in the tier list,
you have to show that divide.
Like, it's a tier for Mystique.
You have to go at least more than one thing dying
for destiny.
So I would have said,
again, I'm not going to,
Get angry if you said D at all.
Not beat.
No, no.
I'll compromise and go see.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, I'll take that.
All right.
Up next, you have a very powerful mutants,
the sister of Charles Xavier, Cassandra Nova.
Where you put Cassandra Nova?
Massive body count under her.
Correct.
It's very tempting to put her in S tier
because of the impact she has had.
The problem I think that I have with that is I don't know how well they followed up with Cassandra Nova as a villain.
Like, when they start you all with such promise and they don't follow up with it, that's quite disappointing.
You know?
I just don't know what they have been doing with her recently.
But she was in a Wolverine Deadpool film, so that could give her points.
It sounds like to me, I would like her in S-tier, but I'm not opposed to A-tier.
I think A tier sounds fair because of the body count and just like how impactful she was in her first story.
Yeah.
I think like you say, she hasn't really done a whole lot outside of that to kind of justify bumping her up to S tier for me.
Yeah.
I think that's fair.
I would say, yeah, I think that's fair.
I think so as well
So we'll put Cassandra at 8 tier
All right up next
We have a mutant hating
Never Dying Computer Virus man
Cameron Hodge
It's Cameron Hodge
Yeah his weird robot body
That's weird mechanical fluid body
Yeah
It's not meant to be gross but looks gross
Like it's not like he's like dripping with gore
But it is like nasty to look at
It's really gross
Yeah, it's really disturbing.
Very strange.
Again, I think this is a guy that, like,
had promise at the beginning,
but, like, what has he done recently?
Not much anything recently,
if I'm not mistaken.
Again, this is a character I really like as well.
I think he's a fun villain,
but I don't think they use him enough
or capitalized on what he can do.
He's supposed, he made, like, a deal with a demon,
so he's supposed to be, like, immortal.
Mm-hmm.
So his head exists and was a thing.
attached to that robot body because he can't technically die.
They don't really do anything with him.
But, like, I feel like C is probably a good place for him.
Yeah.
His arch nemesis is Warren Worthington, the third, by the way.
I mean, that's also kind of...
Yeah, it's kind of damning that, like, of the X-Men,
one of the least interesting ones are the, you know,
the one that you have decided to have your grudge against.
Yeah, not a good sign.
Well, I'm trying to see when the last time he was used
Yesterday.
There was a duplicate of Hammer and Hodge that thought he was the real Cameron Hodge
that was chasing the Terrigan Cloud with a tanker truck vacuuming up samples of the mist,
presumably as part of the plan to weaponize the Impox.
So, I mean, even then that was a little bit ago.
Jesus, yeah.
But how could there be clout of Cameron Hodge that thinks he's the real Kammer Hodge?
why wouldn't that just be Cameron Hodge?
Right?
Who would write that?
I mean,
maybe the real
Cameron Hodge was on holiday.
Yeah, the time of the last camera,
the real Cameron Hodge was referenced,
he was revived when Bastion
infected him with a trans mode virus
gained from one of Magus'
offspring.
And at Doug Ramsey's behest,
Warlock killed Hodge and his army of Smilies
by absorbing their life force.
Right.
Oh, man.
Sure.
He can't die.
It's been a while.
I think this has pushed him down into D-Tier for me.
I don't.
I still think you see Tere.
Bray?
I like Hodge as a character with potential,
but I also see Trevor Fitzroy as a character with potential.
And if we're going to like, you know,
again,
his main nemesis is Warren Worthington the third,
who even then,
like, Angel's big nemesis is fucking apocalypse.
So like, Hodge isn't even the most important person in his rivalry.
Okay.
It just makes you feel real, like, second best at that point.
So I would say D.
Okay.
Okay.
Up next, we don't have a singular villain.
We have a concept of a villain for all intents of purposes.
We have the brood, the brood, the, uh, basically the motif of the xenomorphs,
the intergalactic killing machine, aliens that impregnate, infects.
and consume.
So, thoughts on the brood.
I don't have any thoughts on the brood.
None whatsoever?
No, really.
I mean,
we have established
that in canon on the show.
Yeah.
This is true.
And to be honest,
I don't like space stuff as well.
I always
you know, disliked when the X-Men
went into space.
Yeah.
And the brood
themselves like what have they really done right like what's their big gimmick well they've only got the
one gimmick where they like infect people and then turn them into more brood don't they right so who
cares like what can you do with that yeah you know or what do you think i mean
as a concept when they play with it they are scary the last time the brood were
during the Crocoa era,
they had almost killed Corsair.
And Cyclops at that point was like,
fuck it, exterminate them all, let's just get rid of him.
And Gene Gray got, her nose been out of shape about Scott advocating for the genocide
of the brood.
And she's like, how could you say that when people do that to us all the time?
And I think he's like, because it's the brood.
Like the mutants are just people.
Like the brood, like literally, if it's not brew,
the sentient, you know, little kid mutant.
and brood who has the ability to like think rationally and not be a mindless murder monster
um if that's their default setting is mindless murder monster maybe they don't need to exist
right so yeah i mean again they're they're good for a good little horror story every now and then
but you know use sparingly are we saying d i kind of want to put them a little higher than d maybe
I would put it maybe at C because that first storyline was a very iconic one with Kitty Pride, you know, being basically alone in the X mansion with them.
I'm more interesting than Cameron Hodge.
Yes.
I think they, I think there's, it's a one-note story, but it's a, it's a good one-note story when you bust it out sparingly.
Okay.
I don't know with that.
So I would be, I'd be fine with C.
They're a little more iconic, in my opinion, than Cameron Hodge, who, you know, mainly got his powers from being a lackey with Apocalypse during the X Factor run.
And again, Trevor Fitzroy never really got his got off the ground with the upstarts.
And I think Garrison Creed is Garrison Creed.
Whatever you guys want.
Okay.
Well, up next, we have the old running mate of the juggernaut, Black Tom Cassidy, brother of Banshee, uncle, of Siren.
he has the ability to basically communicate with vegetation
and shoot energy beams out of wood.
In the 90s he had a really cool period
where he was kind of a half wooden monster man.
That was kind of cool.
But Dylan, this is your fellow countryman.
Any thoughts on Black Tom Cassidy?
I like him a lot, but again,
there's a guy that doesn't really get
a whole lot of cool storylines.
I wish he had more.
Again, I think he's got a lot of potential.
I think he'd do a lot with that guy.
I don't think people do.
I like when he turns up.
It's always a fun time.
I think he's got a situation similar to Mystique and Destiny
where he's only interesting around Jognaut.
And they haven't really been together.
Long time, yeah.
So that kind of thumps him down a little bit for me.
I would do the same and say he's in the same tier.
So if Juggernaut and Mystique in A tier, Destiny and Black Tomor and C tier, I think that's fine.
Yeah, that makes sense.
So what tier is that?
D.
D.C.
C.
We're doing it.
We're doing it.
I just want to make sure I heard you correctly.
All right.
Up next, we have another representative of the sentinels and the sentient sense.
We have Bastion.
Thoughts on Bastion.
I mean he was big for a while
what was the one he did in the 90s
uh
it's a crossover with the Avengers wasn't it
what do you call it Operation something
yeah yeah
he is
Einstein is whenever Nimrod went through
the siege perilous right
is that correct
is that right
is that correct can somebody double check
yeah one second
it was Operation Zero Tolerant
Jesus Christ
My word
Yep
dedicated to eradicating mutants
Genocidal Mastermind
With super strength, flight, and ability
to adapt to mutant powers
Leading an army of prime sentinels
To achieve his goal
He's the primary antagonist of X-Men 97
Which is the most recent use
Okay
Also turned up
During the
What the
Messiah Complex
storyline.
Yes.
So there you go.
I mean, he's a super sentinel.
Same as
Nimrod, but not
from the future, but from the present.
Did we find out if that thing I said was true or not?
That was a crossover with the Avengers?
No.
Bastion was born with a giant robotic sentinel
master mold who fused with Nimrod
fought the X-Men. There's no other way to stop the virtually indestructible amalgam,
except to force it through the siege perilous, a pan-dimensional portal that subjects those,
uh, that subjects those who pass through to the judgment of the universe's higher powers.
So I was kind of correct.
You were, you were pretty much there. Yeah. Okay.
Siege perilous, zero tolerance, human hybrid.
Zero dollars.
Kind of a baby of the, kind of the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
of Mastermold and Nimrod?
I mean, I don't know why the baby of Mastermold and Nimrod has a sick goatee like Uncle Sam, but, you know.
That's interesting.
I feel like, I don't know, man, Bastion's been involved a lot of stuff.
I don't know how interesting he is as a character.
Like, I've seen him in stuff.
You could put him on the same level as Nimrod.
In fact, like, in terms of like, you know, effectiveness.
operas is zero tolerance
that got the Avengers evolved. That seems like a big
deal. It was used
recently. He was in the X-Men
cartoon. You could put him in B-tier.
I think I'd be more comfortable with
him in C-tier, to be honest.
Straight off the bat, I would have said C-tier, but I could
see the argument for B-tier.
You know what I mean?
I think he's certainly more important than some of the other people
in C-tier. I would say he's more
important than, you know, because if you look at
that C-tier, there are people
with low ambition or sidekicks, you know?
So, like, William Striker was a dude who hated mutants.
Toad and Blob and Destiny and Cortez and Black Tom Cassidy and Donald Pierce were, you know,
the lackeys and partners of other people.
Lady Deathstrike is a character who we talked about had kind of potential but never
really amounted to anything with it.
And the brood are an alien race.
I mean, he's kind of on par with Nimrod and Exodus.
and that they were the leader of a movement that did accomplish things.
Yeah, I can see that.
I could see B tier.
If we separate S and A by power and ambition and the icon status,
I feel like a similar thing can be done with B and C.
Like, what is the character's ambition in comparison to, like, their powers?
Yeah.
That's fair enough, I guess.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, like I say, I'm not a fan of the character.
at all and
yeah
B tier is the
B tier is the list
of glowing eyes though by the looks of it
yeah but that's not a bad
thing no it's just something
it'll just have something common
yeah
all right and our final
name on here that we're going to look at is apocalypse
which I kind of feel is apparent what we're going to say
we should just ask it
yep I mean he's apocalypse
everybody loves it hard to say
he's the, you know, many would say the first mutant.
His power set is so delightfully vague.
Been around forever.
Dedicated to survival of the fittest.
Crocoa was sort of his jam.
He loved that shit.
He's got celestial technology as well.
Yep.
Celestial technology.
He's part of it.
Like there's a demon that's inside of him now,
thanks to the X of Swords event.
Okay.
Right. Yeah, she got somebody needed for sure. Yeah, yeah. We needed that to go along with it as well. So, okay. We're going to take a look at our list one more time. Yep. Going from bottom to top. On the D tier list, we have Trevor Fitzroy, Garrison, Cameron Hodge. Very wordy names.
I think it's in his name Grayson Creed.
Oh, that was Garrison.
No.
Why was I saying Garrison this whole fucking time?
Well, I mean, that's way more indicative why he's D-tier if I can't even remember as fucking is.
Nobody cares.
He should be in half-tier.
Friends of humanity.
Friends of humanity.
All right.
In the C-tier, we have the Reverend William Stryker, Toad, Blob, Lady Death Strike, Fabian,
Cortez, Donald Pierce, Destiny, Brood, and Black Tom Cassidy.
Comments on that.
Honestly, I kind of want to put Donald Pierce on a thing.
Do you mean?
I can see an argument for that.
Yeah, I would say that as well.
I mean, we were saying something, like, if we do that,
then I also feel like that the Reverend William Stryker needs to get downgraded, too.
I would not be opposed to that either.
Okay.
So let's go ahead and move.
striker and Pierce down to D tier.
And what that says is if you're the main villain associated with like Wolverine,
maybe reevaluate where you are in life.
Except if you're saber-taste, in which case, you're right at home.
All right. So D-tier is now, Trevor Fitzroy, Grace and Creed, Cameron Hodge, William
Stryker, and Donald Pierce.
C-tier is Toad, the blob.
Lady Dust Strike, Fabian Cortez, Destiny, The Brood, and Black Tom Cassidy.
I think that's pretty fair.
Okay.
Yep.
B tier, we have Sebastian Shaw, Nimrod, Exodus, and Bastion.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I think that's fair.
A tier, we have Strife, the Shadow King, Sabretooth, Mystique, the Juggernaut, and Cassandra Nova.
Again, I think that's still pretty fair.
I personally would put
Asandra Nova and S, but I think that
he's fair in A.
It's oddly enough, because she's been around
for almost 20 years now.
I almost feel like Cassandra Nova could use
another big push as a villain
and to make her place as an S-tier
a little more cemented.
But I agree, I think A-tier is good.
She's a good cusp person, though.
Yep.
And then, of course, S-tier,
we have Mr. Sinister, Magneto, and Apocalypse.
air
no argument
welcome back everybody
that was our tier list
of X-Men villains
I'll be honest with you
I can't really complain about how that went
I think it pretty much went as it should have
for the most part
yeah
I'm pretty happy with how it turned out
I mean the three in the S-tier
were pretty much no-brainers
I can't think of any other X-Men villains that would
classify as an S-tier at that point
really
X-S-s is
Sugar Man
I didn't include sugar
No I didn't
What are we gonna do?
I was gonna say was there any villains that were missing
Sugar Man being one
Dark Beast being one
Regular beast apparently
Now he's like white beast
Yeah that's a thing
He's a leader of 3K
The Sentinel dogs
We could have maybe done
The Matlin Pryor as well
Madeline Pryor's Goblin Queen could have been on there
could have uh could have put uh the horse no horse isn't a villain
cori no horse is a good person something up with that horse
why are you so suspicious of horse because the horse has nothing to do with her powers
you think the horse is like infiltrating the ex man i think that horse is infiltrating it's
gail simone writing it's not out of her wheelhouse to have like secret villainous horse
this whole time.
That's her dream mark.
It's not outside of the realm of possibility.
That's what she's known for,
secret villain.
Somehow this clip,
somehow a clip of this is going to make it to her.
She's like,
God damn it they called it.
I have to re-write the whole ending.
She's going to like,
like, phone us up and like, guys,
take that off into that.
Take that off now.
That's exactly what's going to happen
is this is going to come out
and then we'll get a C&D.
from Marvel going take that down
you spoiled the horse twist
can you stand this
when you clip it can you stand it to Gilse-a-o
and be like hey kid what do you think
what do you think what are we on this
we need about this twist
yeah if you use it
you have to credit us yeah we want
royalties
yeah well we'll just take a credit
we'll take a co-writing credit
yeah
or if she would have like
if we could work in baby juggernaut
there you go
There you go.
But then,
but we have to give up
the rights to baby juggernaut.
No,
we've got to work that
into the agreement.
That's part of it.
We got our lawyers involved.
Yeah, we need to keep that for us.
It's a very lucrative business
to baby juggernaut.
Absolutely.
And all this has a lot to do with
Ex-Mintier list
because the juggernaut was on the XMintier list
and that's his daddy.
We didn't put Mojo on.
We didn't put mojo on either.
So what you're saying
is that we could potentially revisit this idea
sometime down the line.
yeah but without any of the good villains yeah it'll be like the mutant liberation front members like oh man
sumo everyone knows sumo we'll do it again but we'll only do like c and d tiers oh yeah who's the best of
the worst there you go and then and then and the f tier just in case we'd have to put the f tier like
who's the worst of the worst mm-hmm all right what do you call him great and creed
I would call him Garrison Creed for some reason.
We'll put him down again.
We'll take them off our list and put him down.
The shit list.
Yeah.
So, speaking of the worst of the worst, John,
have you watched any bad movies lately?
No, I've just watched
banger after banger recently.
Oh, cool.
What was the last thing that you watched?
The last one I watched was
single white female.
Oh, a classic.
Yeah.
Dylan, have you ever heard of single white female?
I've heard of it. I haven't seen that.
I would recommend it. It's on Netflix,
but it's leaving pretty soon in the next like
10 days or something like that.
It's already too late to watch it.
You're going to find somewhere else to watch it
if you're taking John's recommendation today.
But I mean, if Dylan wanted to watch it, then he could do that.
I can watch whatever I want.
I have access to the internet.
So, John, what did you rate?
What did you rate single-way female?
I gave it four stars out of five.
I, that's, yeah, I would agree with that rating.
So what does that put your, what does that put your movie count for the year so far?
That leaves me on 384 so far.
384.
Yeah, you're definitely going to hit 400 by the end of April, for sure, by the looks of it.
Uh, yeah, I'd say by this weekend.
Well, this episode will have gone up before or after the end of April.
So this will be after, yes, this will be May the 8th, I want to say, when this episode comes out.
Yeah.
So how many eighth for those celebrating?
That won't make any sense to anybody, but there it is.
There you go.
So, John, where can they go to find your review of single white female in other movies,
whether they are single white females or attached black men?
Um.
They can head to Letterbox and find my reviews at Big John Bowsky, Onward.
All right, Dillow, what have you got up to you during the week?
I do a radio show.
It happens every Monday night on Bynce Digital Radio.com.
UK, 9 o'clock to 11 o'clock at UK time.
You can listen to it on your web browser, on the internet, wherever you are,
as long as you have access to the internet.
You play a lot of cool rock music and stuff like that.
I sometimes stream on Twitch where I draw pictures and then they animate those pictures and put them up on YouTube.
Team Crows and I, hyphen, in there.
And Team Crow Studios, I think, is their TikTok.
So if you guys wanted to go and watch our videos a billion times, that would be really nice.
Because all our animations are already short.
They're like 20 seconds to a minute long.
So you could just watch all of them in like,
you know,
10 minutes.
But if you watched them all,
if you just watched them like every 10 minutes,
you went back and watched them all over and over again,
that would do big numbers for us to be like that.
So there you go.
As for me,
I have new number once,
which comes out on this YouTube channel,
if you're watching us on YouTube.
I also have my podcast,
large old cup,
which you can listen to pretty much where any podcasts are found.
It is a spoken word,
storytelling podcast where I just kind of,
kind of talk about whatever's going on at the moment.
That is also a great reminder, by the way, that if you're watching this on YouTube,
and I probably would recommend it because there's a visual component this time around.
That would help.
We also have audio components of our show as well.
You can listen to us anywhere that there are podcasts.
So IHeart Radio, Spotify, Apple, I music, whatever.
It's called all that other stuff.
I think Amazon as well, we're pretty much anywhere that you can put a podcast.
I made sure that we're there.
So we have a presence, so to speak.
And if you're listening to the audio format, like I said, go subscribe to the YouTube so you can see all the visual stuff.
We have the PowerPoint shows.
We have Dylan's great thumbnails that you can see at the beginning of every episode.
We also have our smiling, beautiful faces, including Johns, but it's hidden.
Yes.
Give the pay.
We just haven't figured out how to make you pay, but there will be payment.
You'll pay.
Oh, I'll make them pay.
Yeah, we'll pay.
Pound of flesh.
Pound of flesh.
Delicious flash.
All right.
Until next time, we'll see you guys later.
Goodbye.
Bye.
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