The Smark Avengers - The Final Avengers Auction: The Wheel of Redemption

Episode Date: July 17, 2026

It has been almost a year and a half in the making but it’s time for the final Avengers Auction and it is the biggest one to date! For months Corey, Dylan, and Jon have been working their way down... the Avengers roster in an attempt to build the ultimate Avengers line-up through a series of auctions as sorted by the spins of a wheel. Now, with 41 names left, the Avengers Wheel of Redemption is finally ready to be spun! The lads are bringing in all of the money they have left over from their previous Avengers Auctions which leaves Jon at a distinct disadvantage. Can he come back from this 100 dollar deficit? Who will come out with the Ultimate Avengers team? Who will finally draft Spider-Man?! 🛞Who is on the wheel to be drafted?! Names included: - Heavy hitters like Iron Man, the Hulk, Spider-Man, Doctor Strange, War Machine, Daredevil, Mister Fantastic, and the Sentry! - Classic Avengers like the Black Knight, Doctor Druid, Firestar, Photon, and Jack of Hearts! - Unlikely names like Cannonball, Ghost Rider, and Penance! - And… head scratchers like Starbrand, Nightmask, and Blue Bolt! Buckle in! With 41 names the Wheel of Names is in for a long ride! 💬 Join the discussion: Who drafted the best team overall? What character went for a steal?! 👍 Like the video if you enjoy comic book related discussions and humor 🔔 Subscribe for more comic deep dives, reviews, rankings, and debates Click the link for Dylan's radio show!: http://www.bouncedigitalradio.co.uk Click the link for Dylan's Twitch stream: http://Twitch.tv/spookylaroux Click the link for Jon's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/bigjonbowski/ Click the link for Corey's show "Large Old Cup": https://open.spotify.com/show/2YHMppnl9inQevwLIxR64f Also be sure to check out New Number Ones posted every week on the Smark Avengers YouTube channel!

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Starting point is 00:00:04 It's got confetti mixed in it. It's like, it's like, Nickelodeon Gack. Remember? Oh, that's not what I was going for at all. Oh, I was, yeah, I was going for like, it's very,
Starting point is 00:00:13 kind of like that's sticky. That's what regular semen is. No, but you can't stretch it, you know. Is this the opening? I hope to God it's not. I mean, we might as well. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the Smart Avengers.
Starting point is 00:00:27 Name is Corey. With me is Dylan and the returning John. John was living in America for a hot minute there. How'd it go? I mean, I had a few drinks. I saw a few sites. Can't complain.
Starting point is 00:00:45 There you go. No, Klein. Not a single clown. You watched a lot of soccer, though, I imagine. Yes, we did. We only went to two games in person, but we still managed to squeeze in. Most of the rest of them on TV. in various bars.
Starting point is 00:01:07 There you go. John is back from America. John is also a bit jet lagged. So we thought we'd make things pretty easy and maybe not require a whole bunch of critical thinking skills. And a couple, about a week or so ago, I had the free time to make the Wheel of Redemption because we wrapped up all of our regular Avenger auctions.
Starting point is 00:01:28 Now we just have the big one. Yeah. So I will tell you guys right now, there are 41 names on this. on this wheel. It's the biggest wheel we've had to date. Okay. So I want to get a ground rule, I guess, or I got to get the order of operations figured out before we start.
Starting point is 00:01:47 So traditionally, we've had about 25 names on the list, and we spin it 20 times, leaving five behind. So are we going to spin this wheel 41 times, or do you want to cap this off and make it a little more random and not guarantee that all the big names are going to get paid? I think I'd be pretty disappointed if, say, you know, Spider-Man doesn't get picked at all or journal of this. Well, okay, what of the caveat is, if Spider-Man does get picked, we're like, well,
Starting point is 00:02:23 once we hit 20 and Spider-Man's off the board, fuck it. Is that the rule? Right, because I have a feeling Spider-Man's the one we all want. I mean, Ireland's on there, Hulk's on there, there's a lot of big names. I don't want I don't know I'm happy to go and do the whole lot but it depends how long we all want to stay up
Starting point is 00:02:48 and do this for yeah it's 41 spins or 40 spins because why would we spin it if there's only one name on there we spin it anyway just again you never know
Starting point is 00:02:59 yeah like I said I don't mind either way it depends how everybody else feels I'm happy to I you know if you want to cap it at like whatever so like Like, say we capitol at like 25 or 30.
Starting point is 00:03:12 Yeah. The cap. Spider-Man hasn't been picked. Keep going. Until, like, and we keep going until Spider-Man gets picked. And then... Spider-Man's a sudden death. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:20 Yeah, Spider-Man has like that. We got to keep going until we get Spider-Man. Okay. Watch him come out as number one now. Yeah, then we don't have to worry about it. A capitol number two, then. You can say we can say we cap it at like, what, 30 or 35 or something like that? I would say 30, 35.
Starting point is 00:03:36 Yeah. You got 30? is there's because 10 more than normal if established there are some real happy hitters in this but also even though last episode we did a really good job of dragging the Nats along the bottom of the ocean
Starting point is 00:03:49 there's still going to be some losers in this as well oh boy night mask is on here star brand is on here doctor you know oh there's two star brands yeah so so John before we get started can you give us an idea how much money we're
Starting point is 00:04:07 rolling with because I imagine this will be, this is our last Avengers auction, so this is like spend your money or it's gone forever kind of deal. Yes. So if my maths is correct, I believe Dylan has the most money left to spend with 231 pounds. Corey, you're not far behind with 226 pounds left to spend. And I have, 134 pounds. That's rough. That's a whole $100 difference between you and Dylan. Yeah. I don't think
Starting point is 00:04:47 I'm going to be getting anyone I want in this auction. You might, if you don't want Spider-Man. Dylan might just drop 100 on Spider-Man just to start it. Yeah. Who knows? Who knows? I hope he does. I wouldn't be that kind of guy, would I?
Starting point is 00:05:06 Mm-hmm. Who would do that? All right, that being said, let's go ahead and jump over to this wheel. Same rules as always. We spin the wheel. Whatever it lands on, we start the bidding, and we just kind of go from there. We're going to 30, maybe more if Spider-Man's not picked. All right.
Starting point is 00:05:26 So, as you can see, we have 41 names on this damn thing. And the slices are very thin, meaning that, you know, it could really go any direction, honestly. So Dylan, how many times would you like to, you know, randomize the order? 41 times. I would prefer not to do that because every how laggy it's been on my end. Five times. I could probably do five. Well, let's see how that works.
Starting point is 00:06:01 All right, we go one, two. Boy, it doesn't like one. Oh, boy. Four. it's getting warmed up five probably enough is it I'd say that's enough
Starting point is 00:06:19 yeah our friend weird face kit up front and center as always oh boy 30 spins or until Spider-Man gets selected whatever happens first
Starting point is 00:06:31 well no if Spider-Man gets selected first we still go to 30 oh okay either were it's just that if we get the 30 and Spider-Man has been picked we keep going until we get Spider-Man all right well our very first spin we have
Starting point is 00:06:46 the Incredible Hulk that's a big name right up the game uh oh so the Hulk joined the Avengers and Avengers number one in September of 1963 uh we all know the Hulk's deal no real reason to jump into that whole business but yeah gamma radiation
Starting point is 00:07:05 angry he gets stronger he gets and then a whole bunch of weird stuff and whatever the hell's going on in infernal Hulk uh that being said we're starting the bidding at one pound for the Hulk? I'm going to go five. Oh, come on.
Starting point is 00:07:21 For the Hulk? Yeah, but this, I can see where this is going already. You think five is unreasonable for the Hulk? I think I'm getting outbid on everything. Well, I also, you know, Dylan gets real conservative once it gets into the double digits, just so you know. Yeah, but he's got 231 pounds to spend. I mean...
Starting point is 00:07:45 You don't see my money for something particular. And we know, having me negotiated it, that he's definitely coming up. Okay. You'll get the Hulk. I'll go six for Hulk. Okay. I'll go seven. Well, I should do eight.
Starting point is 00:08:06 Nine. Well, I'm going to be ten if Corey's are going to do ten. No, I'm good. It's the Hulk. Yeah. I mean, I already do have the Red Hulk. And Corey has a Sheehawk. There you go.
Starting point is 00:08:29 Okay, I'll let you have it for 10. All right. Okay. 10 pounds to Dillon, the Incredible Hulk. I guess that's a steal. Honestly, a bit, yeah. All have a Hulk. Cute.
Starting point is 00:08:52 Is it going to make a noise? No, I guess not. This is Ghost. There it is. But we have Ghost Rider Robbie Reyes. This version of the Ghost Rider joined the Avengers
Starting point is 00:09:09 in when did he join? Who cares? No, it has to fit the gimmick. This was the problem that I knew I was going to get into when we had so many names on the list.
Starting point is 00:09:29 I was like, I'm going to lose. track of some of these people real quick. I'm going to guess 2014. 2014 is your bad, okay. Fair, guys. When did this character debut? He was in the Agents of Shield, so...
Starting point is 00:09:54 It was 70, 2010s. Yeah. He struck the rocket to him real quick. Mm-hmm. Yeah, okay. He joined... So your guess was 2014? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:09 Robbie Reyes joined the Avengers in Avengers Volume 8 issue number six in July. live 2018. So off by four years. But not bad. This is the only ghost writer that's ever been an Avenger, by the way. Oh, okay. So he is the only ghost writer that has ever been an Avenger.
Starting point is 00:10:25 He has a Mustang. And yep. And they've kind of, they've kind of stopped using him as much as they were for a while. And I've gone back to using Johnny Blaze and Danny Ketch and the guy who's vengeance. The other one. the other one.
Starting point is 00:10:44 Miguel or something? Anyway, not sure how you guys are in your 90s ghostwriter knowledge, but there you go. So let's start the bidding at one pound for Ghost Rider. Of course, you know, he is possessed by a demon. So he's got the pennant stare. He's proficient hand-to-hand combatant, highly experienced driver, severe conditioning, enhanced senses, fury empowerment. He's an immunity to fire.
Starting point is 00:11:09 He, of course, has a demonic transformation. regeneration, immortality, pyrochinesis, he's a medium, he can teleport, and create portals. He has the
Starting point is 00:11:19 enchanted Dodge Charger and the Hellfire chain as items. He's immune to magic. He can manipulate his size, his soul. He could duplicate himself. He can manipulate sin.
Starting point is 00:11:30 He can manipulate hellfire. He can manipulate demonic magic. He has knowledge of the occult, supernatural awareness, and vulnerability, and can resurrect himself. The various powers of Robbie Reyes.
Starting point is 00:11:43 Sounds like a lot. It is a lot. So let's start off at one pound for Robbie Reyes. I feel like one pound's a good good star out. I'll do one pine. I'll go two. I'll go two.
Starting point is 00:11:55 Do you want to three, John? I'll do three then, I guess. Okay. I'll go four? Yeah, five. He's our only ghost rider. I don't know how much I want ghostwriter. I'll go six.
Starting point is 00:12:17 Six once. Six twice. I really thought you were going to again. Six to point. Uh-oh. Two spins of the wheel, and Dylan has come out the victor twice.
Starting point is 00:12:30 Oh, no. You guys are playing me. He still got loads of money left. I see this. All right. Our next spin of the wheel. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:12:42 This is the name we all know in love. By the way, the sound effects have stopped working. No, it's. Just are delayed, right? Yep. There's a very abrupt applause there. But yes, this is, of course, Justice, aka Vance Astrovic.
Starting point is 00:13:00 You debuted for the Avengers and Avengers Volume 3, issue number 7 in August of 1998. Justice, of course, was more well known as a member of the new Warriors for a time being. He is telekinetic, and he could fly. That is his deal. We'll start the bidding at one pound for Justice. And I'll take one pound on him. you might have them
Starting point is 00:13:23 yeah I would say so all right we'll go ahead and take justice off the board then since we're spinning 30 times we might as well move through stuff rather quickly I'll take him I like the new warriors oh you got him he's all yours
Starting point is 00:13:37 all right up next our third spin hey the drum's back he's a different I already have Captain Britain we have Captain Britain but not the one that you guys are familiar with. This is Kelsey
Starting point is 00:13:57 Shore Lee, who debuted for the Avengers in Avengers Volume 3, issue number 81 in April of 2004. She has superhuman physical attributes, flight, the sword of might, which grants her force field generation and energy bolts. She is also referred to
Starting point is 00:14:13 as Lionheart at times. So as two members of the United Kingdom, I'm sure you feel a level of patriotism, looking at this version of Captain Britain. She's only called a lot of She's in Japan. All right.
Starting point is 00:14:35 Fair enough. All right. Well, all right, whatever. Start the bidding of one pound for Captain Britain. I'll take it. You might have it. Sold.
Starting point is 00:14:52 Visei, no love, no love for your hometown heroes. I already have Captain Britain. Good one. You have the Brian Braddock? Yeah. Ah, there you go. I don't know who she is. that's what I love about
Starting point is 00:15:05 Cat in Britain and the British heroes you guys they didn't really do a super hot job of getting them over there to you guys yeah like even the right or making them care about you we couldn't give a fuck you know
Starting point is 00:15:19 all right well there's spin number five oh boy that scream feels appropriate it's living lightning uh living lightning a.k.a. Oh, I know he's not in the 2020s. Couldn't be in the 2020s.
Starting point is 00:15:47 Let's make up a name for him. No one's going to know. Carl Dinkins. No, I think he was involved in that Kang. Yes. That we read. Living Lightning, aka Miguel Santos, debuted for the Avengers in West Coast Avengers number 74 in September of 1991.
Starting point is 00:16:08 Of course, he has the ability to, manipulate electricity. He could fly at sublight speeds and is a skilled street fighter. So let's start the bidding at one pound for living lightning. One pound for Corey, it sounds like.
Starting point is 00:16:26 Yep. All right, then. We'll go ahead and remove a living lightning from the board. I think I have the most people on my team and I've spent the least amount of money. You're really going to pick up the stragglers. You're like, you're,
Starting point is 00:16:42 You, it's like you go into like a charity shock. Yeah, I just get the potter. Yeah, whatever you got. Put in my basket, man. All right. Here's spin number six. You once again lost sound. But hey, we talked about it earlier.
Starting point is 00:16:57 This is our opportunity. It's Mr. Fantastic. Okay. So Mr. Fantastic joined the Avengers officially in Avengers issue number 300 in February of 1989. the same issue that Invisible Woman joined the team and Gilgamesh. So, of course, we know Mr. Fantastic's ability, he's probably the smartest man in the MCU.
Starting point is 00:17:25 He has the ability to manipulate his body in very gross ways. And yeah, there you go. Let's start the bidding at one pound for Mr. Fantastic. I'll go one. I'll take two. I'll go three. I am going to go five. I will go seven.
Starting point is 00:17:51 I will go eight. I'll go nine. Oh, we're getting closer to double digits here. He's so he's smart, though, when he can stretch and stuff, so that could be useful. Do I have a stretchy guy on my team already? I don't think any of us do.
Starting point is 00:18:17 You have two, you have two, storm, right? Yes. So it makes sense to keep them together, wouldn't it? Oh, that was my thinking. Yeah, you know what? I like that plan. I think that's fair.
Starting point is 00:18:32 Well, were you at nine? Yes. Yes. I'm happy with that. Cool. I'll take him for nine then. All right, John, you're on the board. So Mr. Fantastic is officially off the board. The Fantastic War has been drafted its entirety.
Starting point is 00:18:51 John is one person, and I would argue that his one person is Of higher stature than all three of course people combined. That seems likely. Yeah. All right. So our seventh spin is up next. The wheel really does not like having 41 options, is what I've learned.
Starting point is 00:19:13 Especially when these are some of the options. Photon. Ori, just let you know you're obliged to get another member of your team. Hey, you never know that for sure. So Photon joined the Avengers. in Avengers number 231 in May of 1983. Of course, she is a former Captain Marvel. She was also called Spectrum for a bit.
Starting point is 00:19:39 This is Monica Rambo. Monica has the ability to convert into any form of energy within the electromagnetic spectrum and travel and energy form through the vacuum of space. She can absorb energy, generate energy, and manipulate energy. She has ability to fly at the speed of light. She can alter her size. She can make herself intangible.
Starting point is 00:19:58 And, of course, she can fly. That being said, let's start the bidding at one pound for photon. I'll go one pound. I'll go two. She's a former Captain Marvel. Got to show her some respect. Yeah, you can have her. That sounds like all the respect she's going to get.
Starting point is 00:20:24 Oh, he meets double your usual price. Yeah. All right. So spin number eight. Oh, boy, the hits just keep on coming for old. Hey, it's Starbrand. Kevin. Kevin.
Starting point is 00:20:49 It's the Kevin Starbrand. Kevin. Kevin. So this version of Starbrand joined the Avengers in Hickman's run, officially joining in Avengers Volume 5, number 17, in August of 2013. As Starbrand, he has the ability to do stuff with light and energy. And what I learned is all of this is that. the, all of the star brands end up killing themselves.
Starting point is 00:21:21 So the star brand power does not seem to be very, uh, stable. Cool. So we'll go ahead and just start the bidding of one pound for Starbrand and I'll take that. Yeah, far away. All right. There you go. There you go. Star brand is off the board.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Spin number nine though coming up. You really sold it with your selling everybody that they usually kill themselves. They usually kill themselves. Oh, all right, well, hey, you can't have one without the other. That sounds about right. So this is Night Mask, aka Adam Blackvale. He joined in the same issue of Star Brand in Avengers Line 5, issue number 17, August 2013. His powers involve like darkness and night.
Starting point is 00:22:15 and I don't want to go too much further into it because I know I'm only getting him for one pound. So let's go ahead and do one pound for Corey. And it sounds like no one's contesting that. I will point out something very interesting. In that issue number 17 of Hickman's Avengers, I have drafted all of four people who join the Avengers. So it was Star Brand, Nightmask, Ex-Naheloh, and Abyss.
Starting point is 00:22:41 Well, congratulations. I have completed... I'll be for four pounds as well. Yeah, for four pounds. Completed the sweep. Mm-hmm. All right, this is our 10th spin. We'll go ahead and do a quick recap after this.
Starting point is 00:22:57 Wait, Daredevil's on this list? Yes. Didn't I already dropped it? You know, this is the- You have Electra. It's Electra. Hey. Oh.
Starting point is 00:23:05 Well, that felt appropriate. Hey, okay. All right, well, our 10th spin of the wheel gets us an Iron Man, aka Tony Stark, who had joined the Avengers and Avengers number one in September of 1963. super genius, super great inventor, all around cool guy, extraordinary.
Starting point is 00:23:25 It's Iron Man. I will start the bidding at one pound. I'll take that. I go three pound. Oh, big spencer. I mean, for Iron Man, I'd go five pines. I'll go seven. Oh.
Starting point is 00:23:44 Go nine. Would you guys put a city before your bed, per chance? I'm going to go with 11 before we start getting in the cities, though. Well, it was the Cincinnati 13, wasn't it? Yeah. Well, I'm going to go without Cincinnati 13. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:02 I will go for a Sacramento 15. I think it was Sacramento 15, wasn't it? Well, that's still a moment. We definitely did Sacramento before, and I don't know why the one keeps coming up. What is the capital of California? Is it? It is. It's not Los Angeles.
Starting point is 00:24:24 Not Los Angeles, not San Francisco, not even Oakland. It's Sacramento. What the fuck? Yep. A little state knowledge for those outside of the United States, or maybe, you know, within the United States if you got a poor public education. I had no idea. No idea. All right, but we're sitting in 15 for Iron Man here.
Starting point is 00:24:47 Oh, man. I mean, it's Iron Man, you know. Oh, man. 15. War machines on there, too, though. So I can get a war machine for the cheap. All right. It's 15 once, twice.
Starting point is 00:25:10 John, I get an Iron Man for 15. I'm happy with that. Not bad. Good deal. All right. So that's been 10 spins of the wheel. Let's do a quick little check-in. Dylan, would you like to run down who is on everyone's teams?
Starting point is 00:25:26 Yes. I mean, looking at this on paper, John's probably got the best team because he is Mr. Fantastic and Iron Man. It's pretty good. That's pretty good. I have the Hulk and Ghost Rider, which doesn't sound great on paper until you hear what the third team is going to be,
Starting point is 00:25:42 in which case you might say that I have the second best team. I think Corey has Justice, the girl Captain Britain, whose name I couldn't remember, Living Lightning, Photon, Star Brand, and Nighthawk, Night Mask, sorry, Night Mask, thank you. Not Nighthawk.
Starting point is 00:26:00 That's somebody else's. I was on the last auction. We've already done Nighthawk. We've already done Night and Matt. That's a wonderful team of cool characters. That's fodder. We just put that in front of the big bad and just let him have his way. All right.
Starting point is 00:26:17 And John, I'd like to recap how much money we have left. So, Corey, you still have $219 left to spend. Dylan has £215.15 pounds left to spend. and I have 110 pounds Okay Well we got
Starting point is 00:26:39 We'll do another 10 spins And then come back and check in And see where we are And see how the well The wheel has treated us since then But this is spin number 11 coming up Oh so close Howdy
Starting point is 00:26:55 Oh so close Spin number 11 brings us to Quasar Quasar A.k.k.a Wendle Vaughan join the Avengers and Avengers number 305 in 1989.
Starting point is 00:27:11 Wendell is the longest running quasar though I believe the current is Phila Vale and yeah let me see
Starting point is 00:27:20 what does his abilities are something to do with space yeah I know he has like magic bracelets ah well
Starting point is 00:27:32 congratulations to him yeah let me take your quick little view there quantum bands fused to his wrist that allow him to manipulate energy create solid light constructs and fly through space so there you go we'll start to bidding at this point because originally when we started doing this you're like well we got to cover your bases so you need a guy in your team that can do this
Starting point is 00:28:00 so then we were like well we need a guy that can fly we need a guy that's really smart We need a big bruiser. You need whatever. I think by this point, we have like a billion people that can fly through space. I think most of them are on my team as well. Justice flight through space. I know you can fly. I don't know if you can fly through space.
Starting point is 00:28:19 I know I think later on he becomes a member of the Guardians of the Galaxy, like the original lineup. Okay. Anyway, though, we have our bidding starting at one pound for Wendell Vaughn, aka Quasar, which I will take. Yeah, you got him. All right, fair enough. Yep. Congratulations, Corey. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:28:43 All right, here is spin number 12. It's Quasar again. She's so nice. She's on here twice. It's the Wasp, but it's not Janet Van Dine. This is Nadia Pym, if I believe, is her name. Nadia Van Dine, birth surname originally Pym. So, yes, she can fly via Bios.
Starting point is 00:29:14 synthetic wings, shoot bioelectric energy blast, meteor's size, she's an expert gymnast and acrobat, expert martial artist, and genius level intellect. She is the daughter of Hank and Maria Pemm, who was Hank Pem's first wife who was assassinated. So there you go. She's, you know, she also inherited her father's mental illness and is bipolar. Cool.
Starting point is 00:29:40 Yeah. So she joined the Avengers in Avengers Volume 7, issue number one in November of 2016. So definitely one of the newer characters within the last 10 years. That being said, let's start the bidding at one pound for Nadia Van Dine. I'm going to take a one.
Starting point is 00:29:58 Oh, well, I'll take over two. Oh, okay. Two once. Oh, perfect. Twice. All right, sold to Dillon for two. My plan was to get at least one wasp on the cheap. And that was exactly what I got.
Starting point is 00:30:15 It worked out pretty well for you. All right, here's spin number 13 Lucky 13 That's right on the line But it is Prince Namor Namor the Submariner When did he officially join the Avengers I feel like he was definitely someone
Starting point is 00:30:38 A little more recent than not But I could be wrong I appear to have been wrong Let's see We're still going backwards Namor the same mariner A.k.k.a. Namor McKenzie join the Avengers in Avengers number 262 in December of 1985.
Starting point is 00:30:58 He is the king of Atlantis. He can breathe underwater. He can swim really, really fast. He has human strength, speed, durability, agility, senses, and reflexes. He has a level of marine life, empathy, telepathy, and control. He is resistant to extreme temperatures. He can fly thanks to the wings on his ankles. He has extended longevity, meaning that he can live longer than most people.
Starting point is 00:31:20 And it looks like he has the ability to command water and locate things to echo location. So let's start the bidding for Prince Namor or the Submariner at one pound. I'll take one. I'll go two. I'll go three. Well, I'm going to go five.
Starting point is 00:31:38 Oh, geez. I'll go six. I'll go seven. I'm going to go eight. I'll go nine. Corey's coffee. It's like in an auction whenever you like, you rub your nose. Oh.
Starting point is 00:32:03 Yeah. Yeah. So is it a dog? If my hand's bloody afterwards, does that like mean I doubled the price? Yes. All right, fair. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:17 So bad news for you of both occasions. Yeah, right. So John is at nine currently, I believe. Yes. So nine once. Here's a thing. Yes. I really like the idea of John.
Starting point is 00:32:29 having Invisible Woman, Mr. Fantastic, and Namor. Like, the stories are right there. Stories are now? Yeah, I think that's fair. Nine twice. All right, nine to John for Prince Neymour. Again, his team's like a pretty strong.
Starting point is 00:32:51 I've got to say. That's a good team. You know? I can't afford to spend money on the dregs. That's my life. All right. Number 14, we have Firestar. Firestar joined the Avengers officially when
Starting point is 00:33:13 she probably was a 90s character, I want to say, yep. Angelica Jones joined the Avengers and Avengers Volume 3, issue number 7 in August of 1998. She has been an ex-man, she's been an Avenger. She's technically a mutant. with the ability to nuclear fission manipulation. That sounds intense.
Starting point is 00:33:39 But yes, basically microwave energy, generation, electromagnetic signature detection, psionic disruption, heat emission, and flight. So we'll start the bidding at one pound for Firestar. How much room do you have in your Avengers Tower? I mean, I don't have a event, I don't have an infinity city or whatever it was called.
Starting point is 00:34:01 Yeah, I have plenty room, but I'm worried about you and all of the horrible people you have to find room for. No, they're all getting killed off in the first love, like first mission. This is like suicide squad level going on right now. I feel like fire star is better
Starting point is 00:34:14 than some of those guys. She was one of Spider-Man's amazing friends. Exactly. You should bid on her then, Dylan. Well, I already have Sunspot and Sunfire. I have firebird and two human torches. Well, then somebody else had bit on her. Okay, I'll bid one pound then.
Starting point is 00:34:32 looks like you good yourself a lady firework there you go yeah john you got fire star for one pound I feel like that's a steal I feel like we disrespect the fire star a little bit too much this then
Starting point is 00:34:44 why all right the spin number 15 flying through this man and it is Miss Marvel aka Kamala Khan boy the powers are going to be
Starting point is 00:35:04 complicated to read on this one I feel so she was an inhuman then she's a a mutant. She might still be an inhuman, but predominantly associating herself with the X characters these days. Kamala Khan joined the
Starting point is 00:35:19 Avengers. I feel like she was a recent add-on to. 1978. What is that? 2018. Oh, well. Mm-hmm. 2015.
Starting point is 00:35:42 So Kamala Khan joined an all-new, all-different Avengers number one in November of 2015. she was on the same team that added Spider-Man, Miles Morales, and Jane Foster's Thor. So yes, she has had a couple of different powers. So she has morphogenetics, basically meaning that she can be stretchy,
Starting point is 00:36:02 surrehuman elasticity, plasticity, and malability, appearance and size alteration. She has a regenerative healing factor. She's bioluminescence, shape-shifting, heart light generation, and portal creation, time and dimensional travel. She's very busy.
Starting point is 00:36:17 They give her a lot of stuff to keep her on the front lines. He is. Are you betting? Well, yeah, I'd be ready to start the bidding of one pound. I'll take a pine. I'll go two. Is Corey not interested?
Starting point is 00:36:41 Not really. Cool. It's just me and John again. I'm going to go three. You know what? I've already got a stretchy person in Mr. Fantastic. Yeah. So, yeah, you can have a for three.
Starting point is 00:37:01 Thank you very much. much. All right. Three pounds for Miss Marvel. Not bad, man. All right, here's spin number 16. Oh, so close again. And it's Dr. Druid.
Starting point is 00:37:25 Dr. Druid joined the Avengers way back when in, I want to say it was the 1980s. Yes. You want to say that. Anthony Ludgate Druid, last name Druid. Kind of weird how that worked out like Strange. And he looks kind of like a bald, Dr. Strange. Anyway, he joined in Avengers number 278 in April of 1987. Dr. Druid has limited telepathy, limited telekinesis, hypnosis, magic detection, mystic manipulation, and is a scholar of magic.
Starting point is 00:37:57 He also very famously was manipulated into turning against the Avengers while serving as their leader for a very brief period of time. Famously, yeah. He was the Avengers leader? the hell. Yeah, there's a well, he sort of
Starting point is 00:38:11 assumed leadership. The rest of the team was like Black Knight and Crystal and Shehulk and stuff. Huh.
Starting point is 00:38:21 Okay. So we'll start the bidding at one pound for Dr. Druid which I will take. Well, you were super confident
Starting point is 00:38:28 with that one. Yeah. End the bidding at one pound as well. Yep. We'll end the bidding. The bell rang and then the bell rang.
Starting point is 00:38:35 It's like you were super confident, but also I had no intention of even trying I had a feeling no one was. Just moving it forward to spin number 16 or spin number 17.
Starting point is 00:38:46 Well, Dylan, you might be out of the race on this one. Why? Because. Oh, I already got one. It's our first wasp, aka Janet Van Dine in Avengers number one, September of 1963. Of course, this version of the wasp
Starting point is 00:39:02 had served as the cheerperson for many years, but you could fly via biosynthetic wings, bio-electronic energy blast, telepathic insect control, and size manipulation. So, I will start the bidding at one pound for the original wasp, Janet Van Dine. Go two. Three.
Starting point is 00:39:23 I'll go four. Five. Six. Six once, twice. Oh. Sold to John for six. Nice. Again, not a bad pickup.
Starting point is 00:39:45 Don't get some good deals today, I got to say. I'm happy with it Hey the sound came back All right This spin number 18 Oh And it is the younger brother of Cyclops Havoc, A.k.a. Alex Summers
Starting point is 00:40:02 Havocke joined the Avengers In Uncanny Avengers number one In October of 2012. So Havoc is a mutant Who has the mutant ability of absorbing cosmic energy and blasting out plasma beams So
Starting point is 00:40:19 That being said, would you like to start the bidding at one pound for Havoc. Yeah, I'll take Havoc for a pint. I'll do two. I'll go three. Oh, wow, go to four. Six. Seven.
Starting point is 00:40:37 Eight. Is that nine? Or just a cough? That was a cough. I think that was you bidding. Is that it? Is it really? Yeah, it sounds like we're going to finish an eight.
Starting point is 00:40:57 Okay. All right. so havoc goes for eight my team i know we're not an x-men podcast but my team has a lot of x-men on it so it made sense to add havoc to the list no what number are we up
Starting point is 00:41:15 well we're at this is the 19th spin and dillon you kind of called it earlier and it looks like war machine a k a james roads uh war machine joined the avengers way back, as well, technically, I believe he joined as Iron Man, if memory serves.
Starting point is 00:41:36 But as War Machine, I believe it was West Coast Avengers number one, September of 1984. So, of course, you know, we know War Machine, that he is a military mind, a veteran of the armed services, aviator, and utilizes a powered armor suit that is a little more heavy duty than Iron Man is used to. And we'll start bidding at one pound for War Machine. go with three pines. I'll go five. Oh.
Starting point is 00:42:07 Oh, what? Yep, I got a little over faster than you. I go six and. It was amazing how it sink you guys were. I am going to go with Corey, tell me the name of an American city real quick. Indianapolis. I'm going to go to Indianapolis seven.
Starting point is 00:42:34 That it? Seven once? I think so. seven twice wow i did it up down seven we I'm happy with that I like the machine man he was cool
Starting point is 00:42:49 this will be our last bit before we do another quick recap dude was there what was a guy sorry no what were you saying I was trying to guess War Machine was in one of the Marvel versus copcoms and I think it was
Starting point is 00:43:04 it was one or two maybe it was one because I think Ironman was in two right nobody knows not a video game guy we'll do an episode of a Marvel versus Capcom at some point okay sounds good but this will be our 20th spin and we'll do a recap shortly after we settled
Starting point is 00:43:23 this one we've lost our drum again but that's fine oh Corey hey it's Jack of Hearts the Jack of Hearts joined the Avengers I want to say he was a 70s or 80s character.
Starting point is 00:43:46 It's got to be the late 80s, right? You would think. Oh, wait. I don't think it was a 70s. I mean, that costume design, you tell me that's not 70s? He's the 90s vibe to him. Trump came in for a second there. Jack of Hearts joined the Avengers.
Starting point is 00:44:14 Sorry, I must be scrolling by his name somehow. It's like a tar lap. When did Jack of Hearts join the Avengers? Wow, no. we were just looking at the wrong era jack of hearts a k a jonathan hart joined the avengers and avengers volume 3 number 43 in august of 2001
Starting point is 00:44:41 wow holy hell that is surprising uh but jack of hearts he is a human he's alive again he's a human contraction hybrid he has the ability to generate concussive blasts
Starting point is 00:44:57 fly he can survive unaided in space he has a sensitive brain that senses motion he has increased intelligence, strength, durability, and memory, and was most recently dating She-Hulk when he was resurrected. So we'll start the bidding at one pound for Jack of Hearts.
Starting point is 00:45:13 Who wants somebody with a sensitive brain? I mean, I have a sensitive brain, so I should probably take him. I was like, Corey's going to get him. All right, we'll take Jack of Hearts for one pound and get him off the board. All right, well, that was spin number 20. So, Dylan, would you like to run down
Starting point is 00:45:29 who's on whose team? I just got to say, I love how we all collectively know who Corey is going to get. Steph, even Corey is like, yeah, on the team. Like,
Starting point is 00:45:40 you're just like, all right. Yeah, come on in. It's so, Corey is so, like, all inclusive.
Starting point is 00:45:46 He doesn't mind, like the freaks and the weirdos. Come on in. You're alive. Whereas me and John are like, no, only the cool guys. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:57 Whatever is ghost rider or hi I had, but, you know. So, John has a pretty good team He is Mr. Fantastic He is Iron Man He is Neymour
Starting point is 00:46:07 He is Firestar And he is the Wasp But the Janet Van Dyme one I have the Hulk Whatever ghost rider The Nadia Wasp Miss Marvel Havoc and War Machine
Starting point is 00:46:21 I think that's still pretty cool For his Justice Captain Britain Girl This is what I wrote down Living Lightning Photon Starbrand Night Mask, Quasdard, Dr. Druid, and the Jack of Hearts. I mean, that's a Hall of Fame right there.
Starting point is 00:46:37 That's, yeah. So, technically, we have, what, 10 more spins? At least. Ten more spins, at least. Technically, if all goes to plan, we have 10 more spins. Yes. We need to find out how much money we're playing with. All right, yep, John.
Starting point is 00:46:58 What is everybody left out? Well, let's see. Corey, you still have 216 pounds left to spend, which means you've only spent 10 pounds so far. Dylan, you have 195 pounds left to spend. I have 94 pounds left to spend. But, hold on, you've 94 now.
Starting point is 00:47:25 How much do I got? 195. I thought you said a different number. I'm like, oh, whatever. Okay. So we'll do another check in here in five more spins and kind of see who's left on the board at that point. But this is spin number 21.
Starting point is 00:47:48 I love how we're still getting all the drags of society. Oh, cool cat sound. It's Cannonball. Cannonball, aka Sam Guthrie, joined the Avengers. And Avengers Volume 5, issue number one in December 2012 as part of Hickman's Avengers. So, Cannonball is a mutant who has the ability to
Starting point is 00:48:13 propel himself with a blast field and jet propulsion. And he's basically indestructible when he's hurtling at you like a cannonball. So, we'll start the bidding at one pound for cannonball. I'll take that. I'll take two.
Starting point is 00:48:30 I'll go three. Five. Five? I'll do five. Oh. I'll go six I don't know man seven
Starting point is 00:48:50 all right seven once that's Corey just coughed so he he bid 18 seven seven twice Dylan you're getting cannibal for seven
Starting point is 00:49:04 I don't mind that no it's a good get all right your spin number 22 hey it's Nova but not the rich writer version Nova it is the Sam Alexander Nova
Starting point is 00:49:27 of memory serves is his name. This Nova joined the Avengers. I want to say around the same time as Kamala Khan and Miles Morales. There was a period of time and they're all attached to the hip. Let's see. Yes. Well, no, he actually joined in Secret Avengers
Starting point is 00:49:47 number one in May of 2010. He was in the same lineup as Valkyry, Agent 13, and Black Ants, Eric O'Grady. So Sam is, of course, his father, is was one of the Nova Force and he inherited the helmet. So he has expert hand-to-hand combatant.
Starting point is 00:50:06 He has access to the Nova Force. Superhuman strength, speed, agility, durability, and reflexes. He can exert influence over gravitational forces and open warm holes. He has a rehealing factor and he can fly. So we'll start the bidding at one pound for Nova. And I'll take that. You ever think of building like a big like apartment complex for your dudes?
Starting point is 00:50:30 I'll go three. I don't think anyone's doing anything with the West Coast Avengers Mansion. The book just got canceled again. So, John is at three. What? Yep, John bid three. Right? What?
Starting point is 00:50:51 I'm taking over. All yours. All right, well. I feel like I should have bid two, though. Yep, John, you're getting over for three. I love why you're so, like, thinking about your money so much, that you think that three is it overbid? it is
Starting point is 00:51:13 all right this is spin number 23 it's one of the lowest numbers here we go it's cable cable a kable a kable a k a k a kaneh
Starting point is 00:51:28 volume 3 issue number 3 in December of 2016 of course we know that cable has a very limited telekinesis and telepathy mainly because he's using his powers to keep his body from falling apart but he's an expert Marksman and hand-to-hand combatant, any of cybernetic enhancements that grant him
Starting point is 00:51:45 superhuman strength and durability, enhanced, multispectral vision, and the ability to interface with technology. He can also time slide. So we have a time traveler on the board. We'll start admitting at one pound for cable. Well, I'm going to go in and do it at Cincinnati 13 before John. God, damn it. I go 14.
Starting point is 00:52:07 Oh! I go 15. Oh. What was that? Sacramento 15, was it? I guess Sacramento. Oh, yeah, Sacramento 15. Hmm.
Starting point is 00:52:20 Can I do a Santa Monica 17? As long as you're trying to swim through the breakers and watch the world die. Uh, I'm sure, whatever that means. Bands called Everclear. Well, I like Everclear. What song is that? Santa Monica. I haven't heard that.
Starting point is 00:52:40 What album is it? It was like their first big, uh, hit, if I'm not mistaken. it's on so much for the afterglow, if I'm not mistaken. Was it their first big hit? I thought it was. What the fuck did I think their big hit was? We'll come back to this. I mean, they're a father of mine.
Starting point is 00:52:55 I'll buy you a new life. Those are also big songs. You know, join us here another podcast where we talk about 90s alternative rock. Corey, oh my God, we do a spin-off and we just talk about 90s to start a rock because we would all be very good. Nothing would make me happier. I would love to talk about 90s alternative rock with someone. What if we did a wheel where we all like a,
Starting point is 00:53:14 bid on this alternative rock bands oh shit that'd be fun wouldn't this how much are you willing to bid for Soundgarden you know what is the bid now I'm gonna I think he was 16
Starting point is 00:53:26 we're on a 15 Santa Monica 17 17 because we're swimming past the room to watch the world die stop it I'll go for a Boston 18 I'm in a feeling 18 once
Starting point is 00:53:44 well that I hear Chicago 19 Make a music reference out of that, Corey. I mean, there's a band called Chicago. I feel like that'd be pretty easy to do. That was the bit. Oh, there we go. Glad we got the bit out of the way.
Starting point is 00:54:02 I really want cable. There's two guys I want on this show. A Muslim's cable. I mean... I don't think you might be willing to go the distance. I'll go for Washington 22.
Starting point is 00:54:24 Oh, Washington. Isn't that a state? Easy, baby. Portland 25. Oh, man. What? Okay. You weren't in the states or cities?
Starting point is 00:54:47 No, I'll go for... Oh, don't go around any. What do you think I'm going to do? Something reckless and stupid? Yes. I do think that. No, no, it'll be fine. I'll go for a
Starting point is 00:55:04 Tallahassee 28. 28? Yeah. Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, 28. Tallahassee. Where's Tallahassee?
Starting point is 00:55:22 Florida. Okay. Um, 28? Yep. Well, I'm going to go for it. Truth of Consequences, 31. Worved it.
Starting point is 00:55:50 I'm going to go for an El Paso 35. I really hoped it was an El Paso I'm leaving the bidding. Can I say Santa Cruz? 37? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:21 Okay. I wish you didn't say that, but still. The different Santa. There's lots of Santas in the West Coast. Yeah. Oh, man. I don't want to spend 40, but I'm going to have to. Oh, no, you don't have.
Starting point is 00:56:38 You don't have. I'm going to go for a Cleveland 40. Oh, no. 40. Cable? I really want cable, man. So do I. I'm really trying to think of different cities right now.
Starting point is 00:57:10 What's that, 40? Yeah, it's like 40. At Pittsburgh, 43. Damn it. Really get in there. I go for a for a... 45. What is the name of the city?
Starting point is 00:57:40 you live in just for no reason at all. Columbus? Columbus. Okay, cool. And what was the bid again? 45 currently. Philadelphia, 45, yes. 45? You know what?
Starting point is 00:58:01 I'm gonna let you'll have it. Yes. 45. You get cable. Sweet. I really want a cable. I just used up half of my money to get him, but it was worth it. Well, I was going to say, like, is that the highest anybody's ever bid for somebody?
Starting point is 00:58:18 And then I was like, oh, wait. I'm gonna... No, it wasn't. It was not. All right. This is our 24th spin of the wheel. Make it really easy to get Spider-Mine, though. Well, sometimes it works, and sometimes it's short and sometimes it's long.
Starting point is 00:58:47 Geez. All right, well, it is the Falcon, a.k.a. Captain America, aka Sam, Sam, Sam, whichever identity we're going to refer to him as, officially joined the Avengers. He was a really early out of, I'm not mistaken. Yes, he was. in Avengers number 184 in June of 1979. Of course, we all know Guy, really good with a set of wings.
Starting point is 00:59:10 Even if he's throwing a shield, he could still fly with the best of them. Four? So, I'll start the bidding at one pound for the Falcon, aka Sam Wilson. I will take that for a pine. Two? I will go three.
Starting point is 00:59:28 Four. Does it have to be the mark? No. going we did one where it was in england wasn't it yeah yeah i'm pretty sure you where you guys ran out of cities that sounds right the america is so big they have so many cities we should be able to like they have at least 50 states what's a city in hawaii does anybody know oh anchorage that's a city alaska yeah there you go isn't it what's a bit i'm gonna say five anchorage five Dylan, you got yourself a falcon
Starting point is 01:00:16 I was about to say, Corey, that if you bid one more, you would have got him. Ah, that's fine. Okay. Nice to have a guy that can fly anth or a shield, you know. And he could talk to a bird. Who doesn't want that? All right, here's our 25th spin.
Starting point is 01:00:35 We'll do a quick recap after this. No sound again. It's Daredevil, aka Matt Murdoch Daredevil joined the Avengers in I feel like he was a recent ad I guess he was in New Avengers number
Starting point is 01:01:00 16 volume 2 in September of 2011 so we all know Daredevil's story blinded and youth gained incredible radar skills excellent hand-to-hand combatant and one heck of a lawyer
Starting point is 01:01:15 so we'll start the bidding at one pound for Daredevil one pound please well I'm gonna go in for that Anchorage five like I did I go for a San Diego 7 a lovely San Diego 7 well I'm just gonna have to do the Cincinnati
Starting point is 01:01:38 13 and get it over and dumb with oh you're a bastard you got table yeah now you know I want dare devil and you're gonna crank up the price John I
Starting point is 01:01:52 will do you a deal. Mm-hmm. If I get Daredevil, I will trade you Dirt Devil for Cable. No. You have to change the monetary value as well, like, whatever it is. I will, I will
Starting point is 01:02:06 treat you Dirt Devil for Cable and then pay the difference as well. Mm. So if you want to pay 45, fine. I will pay whatever the difference is in the middle of it. I will pay, I will give that money out of my
Starting point is 01:02:22 hunt to you. Nope. Okay. I thought about it, but no. So the bidding is still... I thought that was a fair deal. What was it? Yeah, I have 13.
Starting point is 01:02:42 Okay. I'll go... I'll go for the Sacramento 15. Whatever we said was 17. Santa Monica I said that one I said that one Oh
Starting point is 01:03:02 Chicago 19 Corey you had just been better than this at all No really Why it's Daredouble Yeah I'm good All right 21
Starting point is 01:03:18 What wait Wait wait wait wait wait Wait Do we do 21 already? Is that have a state or a city to it? I don't think so. Hmm. Uh,
Starting point is 01:03:32 well, then Columbus, right? Columbus 21. Uh, I'd go Washington 22. I get, I offered you a deal here, John. 20,
Starting point is 01:03:52 what did we say, what did we say 25 was? Uh, I don't remember we, I don't remember we, I said 25. Hmm
Starting point is 01:04:02 Well we must just say 25 I'm gonna say 25 And then we'll assign a City to it later Okay Mm-hmm I can't go
Starting point is 01:04:17 Any higher How much money do you have left I've got 46 pounds Okay My deal still stands If I get up at 25 I will give you an extra 20 fines
Starting point is 01:04:32 Hmm No I want K-A as well. I'll still bow out. Yeah. Okay. What was it?
Starting point is 01:04:46 25. Turn it. Yeah. Yep. All right. Well, we have five more spins tentatively still out there, and we have 16 names left on the field. That was the most excited bit, because I'll tell you this, John, if you had to went over that, I would not have offered you that deal again. I would have said I would have went to by 30.
Starting point is 01:05:08 it wouldn't have went all the way but like that was the last opportunity to give you the deal where I got Daredevil and then traded you cable and exchanged because you would have been up money you would have got 20 points yeah but I would have been down cable is that right but I would have been up cable
Starting point is 01:05:28 there you go all right so we have 16 names left on the board and they include Aries the god of war beta ray bill agent 13 The Century, Blue Bolt, Echo, Dr. Strange, Penance, stature, Blade, Black Knight, U.S. agent, Spider-Man, Ant-Man, Wonder Man, and Jessica Jones.
Starting point is 01:05:50 So... Man. Do we want to... Jessica Jones, man? Yes. There you go. So, do we want a quick recap on the teams and money left as we had into the potential five final spins?
Starting point is 01:06:04 Okay. So, John... still has a very good team Mr. Fantastic. I remember Namor, Firestar the Janet version of the Wasp, Nova, Cable, and Daredevil. If you started an
Starting point is 01:06:20 Avengers comic with that list I don't have Daredevil. Sorry. But like if you start cut that bit out. But if you had an like an Avengers list with that cast, you would
Starting point is 01:06:38 read that book, right? it's a pretty solid lineup I have the Hulk Ghost Rider the Nadia Wasp Miss Marvel Havoc War Machine, Cannonball Alkin and Daredevil
Starting point is 01:06:52 And again I think if you saw that lineup In a book you'd be like That's pretty solid There's some heavy hitters there For play You know I just really wanted to point that out As we get to Corrie's
Starting point is 01:07:05 Which is Justice Whoever the girl Captain Britain is, Living Lightning, photon, star brand, night mask, Hazar, a lot of two syllable names, Dr. Druid
Starting point is 01:07:19 and the Jack of Hearts. So, if you saw that line up in the Avengers, you might go... It was the 19th century. I don't know. I don't think I want to spend five pounds on that. You'd been asking for your money back.
Starting point is 01:07:35 Yeah, you're like, what the fuck? his photo So in terms of money we have left over Corey still has 216 pounds left to spend Dylan is down to 158 pounds left to spend and I have
Starting point is 01:08:05 46 pounds left over I feel like I fuck this because Corey's could potentially do something really annoying? I really, really hope Corey does something spectacular when a certain someone comes up. How much money do I have left?
Starting point is 01:08:24 Something amazing? 216 pounds. Yeah, I thought I was still the 200s. Okay. Yeah. Please, please, please. All right, we got five more spins. Are you guys ready to go?
Starting point is 01:08:39 Yes. All right, here we go. Boy, when that's... when the silence decides to be in effect. That's rough. All right. With spin number 26, it's Penance, aka Monet St. Croix.
Starting point is 01:08:55 Penance joined the Avengers very recently in a very brief period of time. It was in... Let's see. Not that recent. Oh, jump started there for a second. Uncanny Avengers, Volume 4, issue number one. As Monet,
Starting point is 01:09:15 she has superhuman strength, agility, dexterity, reflexes, coordination, balance, vision, hearing and endurance, genius level, intellect, intuitive aptitude, accelerated healing factor, supersonic flight, telekinesis, telepathy, and the ability to perceive mutant oras. As penance, her body basically becomes super durable. She has razor sharp or diamond sharp claws, enhanced agility and dexterity. And the ability to switch between both of these personas. So we'll start the beating at one pound for penance, which I'll start at one. I'll pick two. Three. Four.
Starting point is 01:09:59 Five. Do we get her in penance and in Munay form? Yeah, you would get both. Pretty good, man. Six. Seven. Is that it? Is it?
Starting point is 01:10:22 Yeah, is it? I mean, you're the one you tell me. Well, I said six. is it seven? Oh, did you? Yeah. Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:10:37 No, that's okay. Okay. Penance goes to me for seven. That is the most you spent. Yeah. By far. All right. Spin number 27.
Starting point is 01:10:50 Hey, it sounds back. Oh, that's harsh. It's Wonder Man, Wonder Man, aka Simon Williams, joined the Avengers, way back. in, let's see, what exactly was that?
Starting point is 01:11:17 Avengers number 194 in April of 1980. He was a former villain of the Avengers at first. But he has superhuman strength, speed, agility, stamina, and reflexes, ionic energy, physiology, enhanced vision and hearing, electromagnetic manipulation, ionic energy manipulation, energy enhanced strikes, virtual invulnerability, self-sustinance, power recycling, size alteration, healing factor, shape, shift, teleportation, immortality, and flight. Started bidding at one pound for Wonder Man.
Starting point is 01:11:52 I'll go one pound. I'll go two. I'll go three. Four. Do I really want to spend five pounds on Wonderman? It can blow us up. Oh, fuck it. I'll go five.
Starting point is 01:12:20 There you go. John, I will let you have Wonder Man for five. Wow. Cool. Here is our 28th spin. of the wheel. Close. It's the OG
Starting point is 01:12:43 Ant-Man, Hank Pim. Of course, you also would know him as Goliath, Giant Man, the wasp. Did you have another name? A scientific adventurer, Hank Pim,
Starting point is 01:12:58 yellow jacket. But of course, he joined in Avengers No. 1 in September 1963. He's the inventor of Pim particles that allowed you to manipulate your shape and his special little helmet there allows him to talk to ants. I started bidding at one pound for Ant Man. No, thank you.
Starting point is 01:13:17 I'll go one. I've already got two Ant-Man's, but why not complete the set? With that argument, I will let you have Ant-Man for one pound. Let you have all three. Yay. All right, issue here is spin number 29. That Spider-Man wedge is getting bigger. But first, first,
Starting point is 01:13:43 First, it's the U.S. agent, John Walker. U.S. agent joined the Avengers way back in. I want to say, yep, West Coast Avengers volume two, issue number 44. Of course, he is someone who received a interesting dose of the super soldier serum that had been modified by the power broker. Basically, he is a stronger version of Captain America, but doesn't have his grace, so to speak. So we'll start the bidding at one pound for U.S. agent, which I will. take. I have them.
Starting point is 01:14:21 I mean, yeah, I'll take you as agent for a pound and nobody else wants him. You got them. Perfect. All right. Potentially, our final spin. As a reminder on the board, we have Aries, Beta Ray Bill, Agent 13, Century, Blue Bolt, Echo, Dr. Strange, Stature, Blade, Black Knight, Spider-Man, and Jessica Jones. If Spider-Man is not this last spin, then we will keep going until we get Spider-Man.
Starting point is 01:14:51 Your deal. Cross your fingers. Doesn't look like it's going to happen, though. Missed them. Agent 13. Fuck it, how old. It's Agent 13, Agent 13, a.k.a. Sharon Carter.
Starting point is 01:15:05 She joined the Avengers in Secret Avengers number one in May of 2010. She has no superhuman abilities whatsoever to speak of, but is an expert marksman and mistress of other weapons, highly trained in espionage weaponry computers, skilled martial artists and athlete, and expert in hand-to-hand combat. So we'll start the bidding at one pound. for Agent 13.
Starting point is 01:15:25 I'll go one. Go two? I was going to pair her up with Captain America, the real one. But I'm not going for three. That sounds like Dylan's not either, so we'll go ahead and take Agent 13 off.
Starting point is 01:15:44 All right, guys, well, we're officially in sudden death. We're going to spend the wheel until we get Spider-Man. Sound good? I mean, this is unfortunate. Isn't it? Well, why is it unfortunate? We know why. But our first round of sudden death, we're getting Dr. Strange.
Starting point is 01:16:10 Very regal. Dr. Stephen Strange joined the Avengers. When exactly? Feels like a new Avengers ad. Yep, sir it was. New Avengers number 27 in February of 2007. Well, he is the on-again, off-again, sorcerer supreme, master of the mystic arts. and, you know, overall magical do-gooder.
Starting point is 01:16:37 So, started bidding at one pound for Dr. Stephen Strange. One pound for me, please. I'll go two. I'll go three. I already have Dr. Druid, I feel like, and Kalu. I feel like I'd be hoarding at this point. Yeah, but you can have all of them. Well, I also have Clea Strange's wife,
Starting point is 01:16:57 but I also separated Sharon Carter from Steve, so I suppose it's only fair. So, John, you're, you can have Dr. Strange. Okay. All right. We're down to 10. Great. Keep going.
Starting point is 01:17:14 Mm-hmm. Close again. It's the Black Knight. The Black Knight, Dane Whitman, joined the Avengers way back in the day. That would be, I swear he's an 80s character. It happened in like a 90-ard year before. Do you join in the 90? I know he was in the team in the 90.
Starting point is 01:17:42 but I feel like he joined before that. Yes, he joined the Avengers in, wow, Avengers number 71 in December of 1969. Long-ridden member. Yeah, long-time member. So he's an expert hand-to-hand combatant, genius, physicist, and geneticist, adept strategist and tactician, excellent swordsman, expert equestrian, has knowledge of magic,
Starting point is 01:18:10 and he has an enchanted necklace that summons his sword and shielded armor and the cursed ebony blade. We'll start the bidding at one pound for the Black Knight, which I will start off with. Here's the thing, Corey. I know that both you and I like the Black Knight. Yes. I'm going to go for two.
Starting point is 01:18:28 I'll go three. I will go for... Five? Six. Seven. I don't feel like them that much. I just leave it there. Okay.
Starting point is 01:18:50 So that's what seven for Black Knight? All right, Dylan. That Spider-Man Web just getting... bigger. But it won't be on this spin. Oh my God. He's going to be the last one. It's Echo. We're going to be here forever.
Starting point is 01:19:15 Echo joined the Avengers back in... She's a more recent member, if I'm not mistaken. What I thought, like 2005-ish? 1967. Let's see. I think she originally joined as Roman. Yes, she did. And Maya Lopez joined in 2005, New Avengers number 11.
Starting point is 01:19:45 So Echo is an expert, a martial artist, a hand-to-hand combatant, highly skilled acrobat and athlete, and has photographic reflexes. Well, at one point, she was also someone who possessed the phoenix for a very experimental time in Marvel where they say, let's give the phoenix to a non-X-Men character. And, you know, she had the phoenix for a bit. But that's not so much anymore. or we'll start the bidding at one pound for Echo. I go one. And it sounds like you're going to get her for one.
Starting point is 01:20:19 Nice. All right, here we go. Once again, into the fray. Will we be here for every name on the wheel? Fuck me, dude. At we just like, at what point do we call it before, like, we go through every single fucking name?
Starting point is 01:20:40 We'll find out when we get there. But first up, we have Jessica Jones. aka Jewel. She joined the Avengers. I want to say in the 2000s. Yes, she joined in 2010. New Avengers Volume 2 issue number one in 2010. So Jessica Jones has, she's a human mutate,
Starting point is 01:21:04 whatever that may mean. She has superhuman strength and durability, sorry to healing factor, skilled hand-to-hand combatant, psionic resistance, flight, and is an expert detective. Started the bidding at one pound. I go, one pound. reunite her with Luke Cage.
Starting point is 01:21:20 I'll take two. I go three. Four? I go five. I'm probably good without. Okay, five for John. All right, we're down to seven. Someone's safe, Fraubukar.
Starting point is 01:21:57 It's a century. Century joining the Avengers in New Avengers number 10, October of 2005. So the Century, of course, has the powers of pretty much a million exploding suns. And also, whenever he does something good,
Starting point is 01:22:15 his alternate persona of the void does something equally as terrible. Start the bidding at one pound for the century. One pound for me, please. I'll go two. I'll go two. I'll go three then. I go four. Century's a big hitter.
Starting point is 01:22:34 What did you say four? Yeah. I'll go five. I'll go six. I want the sentry. I'll go seven. I'll go eight. Eight once.
Starting point is 01:23:00 Twice. Sold to John. My team's amazing. Your team's really pretty good. Not going to lie. All right, six names left on the board. Will this next spin be Spider-Man? Nope.
Starting point is 01:23:18 Instead, it's Beta Ray Bill. Beta Ray Bill joined the Avengers in Immortal Thor, number 25 in July of 2025. Didn't even join the Avengers in an Avengers book. But I spear your hand-to-hand combatant, vastly human strength speed, stamina, and durability, highly extended lifespan. And via Stormbreaker, he has flight, electricity, manipulation, and weather manipulation. Start the bidding at one pound for Beta Ray Bill. One for me, please. I'll go two.
Starting point is 01:23:56 I go three. Four. Five. Six. Cincinnati, seven. Right, John. You have them for seven. Very nice.
Starting point is 01:24:12 Sweet. Pretty good. All right. Five names left, Dylan. Will it be Spider-Man finally? No. Can we just end this? Can we just like kill me, please? It's Blue Bolt.
Starting point is 01:24:29 Blue Bolt joined the Avengers very, very recently in West Coast Avengers Chad Braxton-born Thomas Tommy Watt joined West Coast Avengers Volume 4 Issue number 1 in November of 2024 Basically electricity manipulation That's the guy's deal So they're bidding at one pound for Blue Bolt, which I will take
Starting point is 01:24:51 Where he's about to get any character Yeah, you've got him All right Dylan, we're down to four names will this one finally be Spider-Man? Nope. Well, Dylan. Not with that attitude.
Starting point is 01:25:12 It's Spider-Man, aka Peter Parker. Spider-Man officially joined the Avengers, I believe, as a reserve member, way back in... Oh, boy, we're going to scroll back a little bit, if I'm not mistaken. Yes, Avengers number 316 in April of 1990. We don't need to discuss Spider-Man's power. What we need to discuss is how much money people have left. John, what are we looking at? Well, I have 16 pounds left, so I'm going to put that down straight away.
Starting point is 01:25:45 16 is a starting day. Yeah. Dylan, you have 158 pounds left. And Corey, you have 1998 pounds left to spend. I feel like I should put 159 on this. Now, as an American, I'm not good at the maths,
Starting point is 01:26:14 as you guys call it. But I think what I just did was I have served up Dylan a lovely piece of humble pie because we've been doing these Avengers auctions for over a year and a half now, I want to say.
Starting point is 01:26:29 I think we start. started in March of 2025 doing these auctions. And every time Dylan brings up the fact that I have the worst team. Oh, my teams are so terrible. They're so bad. Well, Dylan, I have Spider-Man now. Can I just say to that point that your teams are still really, really bad? Yes, but I have denied you the one thing that we got this thing going past.
Starting point is 01:26:59 The 38 spins. Three away from doing everybody. What did you spend 152? 159. 59. 59. 59. Okay. So as a quick reminder, the three names that did not go drafted are Ares, the God of War,
Starting point is 01:27:17 Blade, the Daywalker, and stature. All right, guys, welcome back. I will say this about our projects. We do, we are ambitious, but we do see it through. Like I said, this was like a year and almost a quarter in the making. but we finally got there we've auctioned off almost every Avenger
Starting point is 01:27:38 or three aside from three but that being said Dylan would you like to run down the teams one last time the teams that we bid on today or like all of the teams the teams we bid on today because I could do all the teams right now if you'd like to
Starting point is 01:27:59 then we could see who has the overall best team didn't we sure If you want to go for it. Make sense? Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 01:28:11 So let's go with Wendy John first. Yes. The best. Scarter Witch, Thor, Captain America, the Steve Rogers one, two gun kid,
Starting point is 01:28:23 Black Panther, Star Fox, Moon Dragon, Moon Knight, Blue Kids, Invisible Woman, Demolition Man, Sandman, Scott Lang Ant Man, the Julia Carpenter Spider Woman,
Starting point is 01:28:33 Red Hulk, Iron Fist, the Erica Grady Ant-Man, Smasher, Winter Soldier, Wolverine, Hyperion, Brother Boodoo, Shang-Chi, Deadpool, night thrasher, lady hawk carnage, night hawk,
Starting point is 01:28:47 Mr. Immortal, Captain Beyond, the Daven Coulton, Captain America, Mr. Fantastic, Iron Man, Namor, Firestar, Janet Version of the Wasp, Nova, Cable, Wonder Man, The Hank Pim, Dr. Strange, Echo, Jessica Jones, Sentry, Better Right Bill.
Starting point is 01:29:04 Honestly, that's a pretty good fucking team. like all around that's hard to beat I got to say fair play my team overall is Captain Marvel Mantis Hellcat
Starting point is 01:29:20 Black Widow Beast Mockingbird Tiger Crystal Thing Dark Hawk Machine Man Thunderstrike Triathlon The Jessica Drewie Spider Woman Storm Captain Britain
Starting point is 01:29:32 Captain Universe Weak Sinapps DoomBot Sunfire Sunspot Lady Thor, Rogue, the Miles Morales, Spider-Man. So, Daredevil, the Electroversion. Ultron, Bone Ranger, Impossible City, the Hulk, Ghost Rider, the Nadia version of the Wasp,
Starting point is 01:29:52 Miss Marvel, Havoc, War Machine, Cannonball, Falcon, and then the real Daredevil. Corey has, Storzeman, Hawkeye, Hercules, She-Hulk, Vision, Quicksilver, Agent Benham, Manifold, Stingrate, Gilgamesh, Firebird, Rage, Silver Clause, Circee, the Jim Hammond version of the Human Torch, Valky, Amadeus Cho, Nova, the Teenage Vision, Novar, DuCasta, Victor Mancha, Powerman, White, Tiger,
Starting point is 01:30:19 L. Nehio, Calu, Sebertooth, Abyss, Blue Marvel, Alexis the Protector, Human Torch, Somnus, Thilog, She Thing, Lightspeed, Hasmat, Starbrand, Cleo Strange, Avenger X, Lourkeenie Wolverine, Justice, Captain Britain, the girl one, living lightning, photon, star brand,
Starting point is 01:30:39 Night Mask, Hazard, Dr. Druid, Jack of Arts, penance, U.S. Agent 13, Black Knight, blue vault, and somebody called Spider-Man.
Starting point is 01:30:51 So, in terms of quantity, Corey's right off there. In terms of quality, when you look back at it, this, I think this auction did a lot for John,
Starting point is 01:31:04 really. Like, you get a lot of quality. heavy hitters. It definitely makes up for the auction with the failed sabotage. Yeah. I mean, if you look at it now, but going into this, I honestly think I had the best team coming out of it, I think John probably is the best team.
Starting point is 01:31:21 You know, but if people are listening to this and have access to like a comment section, tell us who you think has the best team. There you go. Yeah. John, can you tell us how much money everybody had left over at the end of the day? Oh, so. I had 16 pounds left to spend Corey you had 39 pounds left to spend
Starting point is 01:31:42 and Dylan had 158 pounds left to spend so I guess he can take that home with him And we get that in like cash, yeah You get that in Chuck Echise Prize tokens If I go to America With this understanding that I will get those As Chuck E's prize tokens Yeah those little tickets
Starting point is 01:32:04 Is it valid or will I have to phone you up to talk to the manager with this. You'll have to talk to Charles Entertainment. She's directly about it. He died. Oh, that's unfortunate. What am I supposed to do? Sometimes life just hits you hard like that, bud. I don't have to tell you.
Starting point is 01:32:21 Well, that's a shit. That's America for you. Kind of trust it. Hey, speaking of America, that's where John was recently. John, what's your movie count out for the year so far? Well, my movie count is now up to 670. 670, not bad.
Starting point is 01:32:40 Did you watch films of the plan? Yeah. I struggled on the flight back because it was a Virgin Atlantic flight, which basically none of the movies were working on it, or like 90%
Starting point is 01:32:57 of them weren't working for some reason. So my choices were limited. But I did managed to squeeze in quite a few good movies along the way, so it wasn't too bad. Every time I went to fly to Georgia, which was quite frequently over the last few years, there was always somebody watching You've Got Mail or The Notebook. It was always those two movies. Oh, damn. So, John, what was the last movie that you watched? The last movie I watched was Westworld.
Starting point is 01:33:30 Oh, okay, Ewell Brenner? Yeah. Hell yeah. The old classic. And what did you give that on your letterboxed? I gave it three and a half stars because it was a lot better than I remember it being. So, yeah, I had fun with that. Oh, there you go.
Starting point is 01:33:49 Well, John, where can they go to see a more in-depth review of Westworld as well as the other movies you were watching on the plane? They can head to Letterbox and find me at Big John Bowsk. Ormond And Dylan, what did you be getting up to you in this week? I'm probably
Starting point is 01:34:08 going to hang myself and I don't get Spider-Man but if I'm not doing that what I do on Monday nights I do a radio show on Bouncedigilradio dot go to UK
Starting point is 01:34:21 I play music and talk stuff from 9 o'clock 11 o'clock UK time it's available on your web browsers I stream sometimes on Twitch
Starting point is 01:34:30 at Spook of the Roo I animate those drawings that I do and put them on YouTube at Tim Crows and I on TikTok at Tim Crow Studios. There you go. As for me, I have the other show I do, Large Old Cup, which is a spoken word podcast,
Starting point is 01:34:46 read some poetry on the most recent episode that I wrote, which was an experience that I'm not sure if I'll repeat again, but it was something that I did. Addition to that, there's also new number ones, which is on our YouTube channel. I've had gotten some comments recently on a few episodes. Most recent one, the creators of a comic that I reviewed and didn't have a ton of nice things to say about it,
Starting point is 01:35:11 they commented on it, which I thought was wild. Oh, what did they say? I mean, they were just very polite, you know, under, you know, basically like, just kind of acknowledging creative processes and opinions and what have you. But I was like, oh, okay, well, I wasn't expecting, you know, those guys to reach out to me. that was not in the cards when I started doing the best show.
Starting point is 01:35:33 But yeah, so that's new number one's last one I just did was about two liberated sex robots. Hmm. Yeah. Cool. Yep. Also, I do have a third podcast that I am getting in the works of getting started soonish. So when we get closer to that date, I'll start promoting it a little more heavily. But it is in the pipeline officially.
Starting point is 01:35:58 that all being said, any final words on this Avengers auction? Like so, this was like a year and a quarter in the making. I would say congratulations to John for his pretty good roster of characters. And congratulations to Corey for just dicking me over at the very end of it there. Can I tell you before you and John brought it up, that was the plan? I assumed it was. Okay, cool. I'm glad it was.
Starting point is 01:36:23 Yep, yep, yeah. I mean, it was choreographed for... A long time. It was foreshadowed. Yeah, yeah. Grinned in the stars. All right. But you get.
Starting point is 01:36:35 It was absolutely worth the weight as well. Perhaps we will do one of these again, but with the X-Men. I don't know. Or, uh, no idea. Yeah, we've already done. We've done X-Men auctions before, but we were doing them a little differently. And I feel like we have a more, we have a proper format these days now.
Starting point is 01:36:56 Okay. So, sure. It's definitely something that we can have. in the works but uh we'll see you guys next time goodbye bye bye oh that was a quiet one

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