The Smark Avengers - Too Many Ads, Not Enough Wrestling — WrestleMania 2026 Review
Episode Date: April 24, 2026WrestleMania is supposed to be the biggest night in wrestling… so why did it feel like there was more advertising than action? In this year’s wrestling-themed episode, Corey, Dylan, and Jon break ...down WrestleMania 2026 — covering the matches, standout moments, and the decisions that left them scratching their heads. 💥 In this episode: Full WrestleMania 2026 match breakdowns What worked — and what absolutely didn’t Why so many matches felt shorter than expected The overwhelming presence of ads and sponsorships The crowd reactions, surprises, and missed opportunities Just how over Danhausen was during the event From high points to frustrating choices, the guys dig into whether this year’s WrestleMania delivered on the hype or fell short of expectations. Was this a great show buried under bad pacing? Or a sign of a bigger problem with modern WWE events? 💬 Join the discussion: What did you think of WrestleMania 2026? Did the ads hurt the show for you? 👍 Like the video if you enjoy wrestling recaps and debates 🔔 Subscribe for more comic book podcasts, wrestling specials, and weekly discussions Click the link for Dylan's radio show!: http://www.bouncedigitalradio.co.uk Click the link for Dylan's Twitch stream: http://Twitch.tv/spookylaroux Click the link for Jon's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/bigjonbowski/ Click the link for Corey's show "Large Old Cup": https://open.spotify.com/show/2YHMppnl9inQevwLIxR64f
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I'm a real con.
Some would say.
There you go.
We put the reading rainbow noise there.
And that'll confuse everybody.
No, if you're in,
the Americans will get the reading rainbow reference.
You guys had a reading rainbow, right?
No, but we've seen enough of the media to understand that it's stupid of our Burton.
Sure.
Yeah, we're best friends.
Yeah, you know, Jory LaForge, Kinta Kintay.
We go bowling all the time.
I can go anywhere.
We're not going to finish.
a song we don't have to look it's in a book
uh
reading rainbow yeah
i see i figured it out
yeah hi everybody welcome spark avengers
me was cori and with me's dill and john how's it going
guys
i really want to know how much of that's going to stay in
it's hard to
it could just be like just the start
of the show as you saying that of me saying
how much it's being none of it
I don't know
the people like
what did it was it bad
It was, yeah, technically.
In a matter of speaking, yeah.
Ah, well.
So, how's it going, guys?
Hi.
Yeah.
Good, good, good.
Good.
So, welcome to the show, everybody.
As you know, it's a bit of an annual tradition for us here to talk about a non-comic book-related
thing entirely at least once a year.
So I guess it would make.
the most sense now to explain the name after 122 episodes if we haven't already done it previously.
Dylan, would you like to explain the context for the Smark Avengers?
If not, I'm sure John will pick up the ball.
Sure.
I like how you're like, we're probably going to explain this for the first time.
I would argue there's probably been two, at least two other times.
I like to think so, but I can't save for 100% certainty if we did or did not.
Well, the fun thing about that is, if you're not a wrestling fan already,
and then you've already ignored the previous two
WrestleMania shows where we explained the title
and therefore we'll probably skip this one as well
and remain blissfully ignorant as to what the title of the show
the name of the show actually is
but we call ourselves a smart Avengers
because the Dark Avengers were a thing
back in the day at some point
and 2008-2009 probably
ish
that sounds about right
that sounds about right
and um
in pro wrestling
a smark is like a smart mark
uh which is supposedly
like a fan that understands
a business but it's still kind of like
following it
a mark is just
a unwilling of participant
somebody who's fallen into the
umbrella of entertainment and watches
the show thinking that it is
100% real a smark is
somebody that knows it's not real
but is also still enthralled by it somehow.
So the idea of a smart mark is like
smart marks consider themselves to be smarter than marks.
They're not really.
We're all still like idiots.
We don't know the business, you know.
So it's that nicely.
Huh?
That sums us up nicely.
Yeah.
Much idiots.
So it was just to play on words
because we're all pro wrestling fans
We're also comic fans.
And that was it.
Yep.
Also, because we were like, what's the name of the show?
We didn't want to spend fucking forever coming up with it.
Yeah.
We found a name that nobody else was using and we went for it.
After an explanation like that, I think it's easy to understand why no one else is using it.
Yeah.
They're cowards.
Yeah, that's true.
It is a very twofold name because we're not in the comic book industry, yet we talk as if we have very serious opinions on it.
Like we have some level of, you know,
aside from being the creators of the smash hit character, baby juggernaut.
You know, we've not really done too much to the comic industry.
Right.
So we're smarts in terms of comics as well.
Except we are apparently the forefront of reviews for Maid Cafe.
Learn that today.
Yeah.
So if you guys like Mead Cafe or Rossi and I guess.
If you just want to know more about Made Cafe because nobody else is talking about it,
check us out
yeah
not today's episode
obviously
no
this is a part
of WrestleMania
yes it is
our annual review
of WrestleMania
so first and foremost
Dylan and John
you watched it
I did not
which is in line
with the previous two
episodes where we talked
about WrestleMania
where I hadn't watched it
obviously
if you know
if you know what's going on
in the world of professional
wrestling you understand
that
it's a very different beast this year than it has been in years past what with the ownership of TKO of the WB and some of their decision making that they've done mainly in the realm of advertising and what have you
cat cam so yeah no he's uh it it looks different than normal from what i have gathered the old russomania uh i mean
In terms of the advertising, they have had adverts in the ring for a couple of years now.
I don't think that that really is any different.
And a lot of it played out like a restomani that you've kind of seen before.
They were very, very heavy on, hey, we're back from a match.
Here's three random people in the audience you've never heard of before.
unless you really like sports in America.
Yep.
You know,
like that happened.
I feel like that happened more this year than it has ever happened.
It was always like, oh, this is this football player,
and this is this guy, and this is this guy.
Nice to see you.
I'm like, it's not nice to see him.
I don't, nobody cares.
Who cares that they're at rest of media, you know?
Yeah.
There's lots of commercial breaks as well.
Like, I mean, I think maybe part of it was because I believe the first hour
of each night of
WrestleMania was being broadcast on ESPN
So I guess they had to sort of accommodate that
And include more commercial breaks
But it felt like they were just
Throughout the entire show
Not just the first hour
And it just kind of
Kills the momentum a little bit
Like
You know, you don't pay for a pay-per-view
Or whatever to watch commercials, do you?
Well, the thing that killed the momentum
for me was that all of the commercials were for some fucking Hulk Hogan thing.
Like, they were relentless.
It was relentless.
Like, do you like Hulk Hogan?
You gotta watch the show.
Here's Hulk Hogan.
It's interesting that he kind of became persona non-grata for several years.
And now they're heavily promoting the fucker after his death.
Very strange.
Because nobody gets a weird way.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Look, we didn't care.
they were like
can you
like not talk about
Hulk Hogan right now
I was trying to watch
some good wrestling
which
you know
it's debatable
whether or not
that happened
but yeah
there were a lot of
adverts which was
quite frustrating
we also noticed
that
there weren't a whole lot
of video packages
and again
maybe they were playing
them
a different audience
while we watched
loads of adverts
for some
Hulk Hogan bullshit
but
for like most of the matches
there weren't really any like good
hype video packages that explained
a lot of the storylines
except for the main event
which is ironic because the main event is what
everybody wanted to see anyway
they didn't need to explain that we knew why
we were all there and then they did
they put a video package out to explain it
and it was fucking great
you watch they go this is exactly
what we're all watching wrestling media for
this fucking match right here
you know if they were like
hyping it up. They needed to hype up all the other ones, in my opinion. Some of those matches
were pretty tough to give a shit about. Especially night one, which I feel like is probably going to be
where we're going to start. We're going to start with night one. John, do you have a list of matches?
Yeah, I've got finalist to the match. I got to. I feel like it's the person who didn't contribute
in watching this, I can at least contribute by cueing up the discussion points if that works for you guys.
Okay.
Yeah.
So, all right.
So very first and foremost, we had a pre-show panel with Joe Tessititory, Biggie, Corey Graves, and Wade Barrett.
Sure, we did.
Three guys that were forced into retirement and then a guy I've never heard of before.
He is good to be funny.
He's a commentator, right?
Testory.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's done pretty well.
Also, the host of us.
mean he was John Sina, which usually amounts to next to nothing.
You will have to tell me if that matters or not.
I know that the opinion on that was it was too soon after his retirement to bring him back out in front of cameras.
They should have waited longer, so that would have meant more when he did come back.
I don't think that matters at all.
No, he basically didn't really contribute anything to the show.
He came out and introduced at both nights, didn't really say a whole lot of anything.
and the first night he came back out a second time to announce the attendance
and then it was more about Bianca Bel Air returning to announce her pregnancy
and then the second night was more about the skit with like Danhausen and
Miz and stuff fair enough I will say um I they were not to immediately get out of
order I did see someone's a bleacher report or someone throw like letter grades on
on the WrestleMania segments and stuff
and they gave the pregnancy announcement
for Bianca Belera C-plus
and I just thought that was a really funny thing
to rate.
Woman comes out to announce that she's
having her first child.
Ah, C-plus.
What would an A-plus have been?
She just gave birth in the ring.
I don't know what they want.
All right. Well, our opening contest was
between the teams of L.A. Knight
and the Uso's against the
Vision, who are the current tag team champions, and I Show Speed, who is a YouTuber.
Thoughts on that.
By all means, we do have two nights, so if we could try to keep it breezy until we get
to the important stuff, by all means.
Corey, I have some good news for you.
A, it's going to be really easy to keep this breezy, and B, the important stuff is
like one match.
This might
It was okay
It was really short
Yeah
It's basically like a match
That you'd see on Roar
Rather than WrestleMania
There wasn't a whole lot to it
I guess they did the
They did the post-match angle thing
With
Shows to be doing the splash
off the corner
Through the table
Yep
Which I guess was supposed to be their big
Sort of like
Viral moment
Like stick it on
you know, whatever and social media
and get like views and stuff.
But anyone else
it's like, I don't care.
I mean, it was a nice splash.
Yeah, the I show speed kid,
everything I've seen, he does strike me as a very
athletic individual, kind of in that Logan Paul school
of like, kind of an annoying twit,
but he's got some good, he's got some good skills.
But so essentially what happened,
we had L.A. Knight hitting the BFT,
which stands for big,
freaking toes on Austin
theory to secure the victory.
Yeah. I mean, who cares?
Right? Yeah.
Like this match was just really just
it was
you know when those celebrity matches
were like a celebrity
does a suplex and you go, wow,
this guy can wrestle. It was one of those
were like, I show speed, we'd get in the ring
and then he'd do like a head scissors or whatever. People were
like, wow, he can do that. But like he wasn't
wrestling. He was doing like a couple of moves.
To be a fair, he
looked good. He was reacting well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He didn't embarrass himself.
No, he didn't.
But also, he didn't do it where you're like, you got to see this kid.
You know, whereas when he'll look at all, you're like, he gotta see this.
Mm-hmm.
So, like that open a match was fine.
It was short.
It was just whatever.
Like John said, if you had a son-in-lawed on Raw or Smackdine, you would have been like,
yeah, fair enough.
This was on wrestling.
Yeah.
So up next, we have Jacob Fats.
versus Drew McIntyre in an unsanctioned match.
If it's unsanctioned, don't know why we're talking about it
because it shouldn't have been talked about.
But we saw Fatu pick up the victory
with a double jump moon salt through a table to beat McIntyre.
Thoughts on that.
It was good.
Not long at the first match.
Yeah, yeah.
I think it probably was, to be fair.
But I don't think it was good.
it was good, but it wasn't great.
It was one of those sort of hardcore matches that felt a bit like
by the books.
It was a bit tame.
There wasn't,
considering the buildup featured them like fighting all over arenas
and then falling off the side of buildings and stuff like that,
this didn't feel like it kind of,
you know,
played on that at all.
It just felt a bit safe for an unsanctioned,
match.
Especially whenever, you know, we remember that hell and a cell match, Drew did with
same punk.
And obviously, they're not going to come to the same levels.
But, like, never the second match on the card.
Yeah.
You know Drew can do some, like, crazy shit if he wants to.
And, you know, with an unsanctioned match, whatever, you kind of are like, well,
they need to be go a little extra mile here.
And they just had a couple of tables and chairs and shit.
Yeah, toolbox.
Yeah.
Cool.
you know i guess the important thing was just more the result than anything else like given
jacob fatu that big win on the big stage and if you saw raw uh the following night as well he's like
in position already as like a future challenger for roman reign so yeah in that sense it did what
it needed to do i guess spoilers for later on the show oh oops no
All right. After that, we had the irresistible forces, the team of Nia Jackson Last Legend,
defending the women's tag team titles in a fatal four-way against Charlotte Flair and Alexa Bliss,
Bailey and Lira Valkyria, and the Bella Twins.
However, when the Bellas came out, Nikki was on crutches announced that the returning page
was going to be her replacement.
Yes.
The ending saw Nikki hitting Charlotte Flair with a crutch, page countering a maneuver to hit the rampage
to become the new champions.
So that sounds like a heelish way to pick up a win.
I don't know.
Well, the bellows were kind of healy anyway.
But then when they came out in a G's page, it was like, well, that's a good, feel good moment.
It was a nice pop.
It was nice to see her.
She looked good.
That match was a mess.
Sounds like it would be.
I have not heard anybody else talking about how that match was a mess.
That match was a mess.
in that a lot of the time
I didn't know what was going on
or who was supposed to be in the ring
right at the top of the match
they were like listen to women
two teams are allowed in the ring at one time
that's it right
no no they said a member of each team
had to be in the ring at all times
but they weren't there wasn't like all four
were in the ring all the time
I'm pretty sure it was
I don't know man that's what I mean
it was so hard to know what was going on
like it was a mess
and it was all over the place
The Wikipedia article has nothing stating the rules of that match, by the way.
I knew what the rules were.
Yeah.
That's what you mean?
I don't know.
It was a lot.
The match was all about Page getting the hot tag and then coming in and having her run towards the title.
And that was about it, really.
Like, everything before that was, it was fine.
But it was, like you say, a bit messy, a bit too chaotic.
I'll be honest
I was a bit worried as well
when she got that hot tag
and comes into the ring
for the first time
and the very first person
she interacts with
considering all of her
injuries and like
you know
bad neck and all that kind of stuff
is Nia Jacks
it's like oh God
don't injure her
already
but no she
she looked good
and she came out
flying colours so
yeah
all right
And also, like, um, continues a trend where Paige has a habit of win in the title on her debut.
She has a tendency to do in that, yeah.
Yeah, which is quite sweet.
It was a nice, fun, feel-good moment.
That match was also quite short.
Like, again, we do a load of stuff in to, like, whatever time they had.
I understand it was to build up to Paige and her hot tag and stuff, but.
I saw, I don't know.
I saw something that they were teasing a bill.
up to a women's eight-person tag between the Bella's page and I think maybe Natalie
Nighthart or yeah, Natalia and against Charlotte, Becky Bailey and a fourth person probably
Alexa Bliss.
I don't know how that would come by.
It was a picture that they posted of the Bellas and Page and I believe Natty
doing the four horsewoman will pose.
I think it was A.J. Lee, he was in that.
AJ Lee, there you are.
I was waiting.
That fourth person didn't sound right.
So yeah, that and then contrasted to that being the other,
I think it was Bailey and Charlotte reacting to that image.
So it might just be like an online build kind of deal.
Yeah.
I think that's some online just made up bullshit.
Because they did that because those four women were like there before the four horsewoman.
more. Yeah. That's the guy.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It seems like it was prodding
at that kind of deal. Anyway,
yeah. Regardless, up next, AJ lead,
speak of the devil, and she shall appear,
defending the women's intercontinental title
against Becky Lynch.
Yes. Ending saw Becky Lynch
hitting the manhandle slam to become
the three-time women's intercontinental champion.
Thoughts on that one.
This match was also quite
short, and
was also like really one-sided
for some reason.
It was all, like a lot
It was just all Becky, like a lot of it
And then she wins and you're like, oh
Okay, interesting way to do that
I don't know if there's much more to say with that much
I mean, I thought the match they had
Elimination Chamber was way better than this one
But I guess stuff at the end with the referee Jessica Carr
and everything kind of plays on
A dusty finish.
Yeah, I mean, Becky's had issues, like, complaining about the referee for months and months at this point.
So it felt like, you know, continuity at least.
We're given points for that.
Not a whole lot of points.
That's your country woman, Dylan.
I thought you'd be happier.
I'm just saying the match wasn't, like John said, they already had a match.
It was way better.
Yeah, I've learned over the last few years that WrestleMania isn't really the show where story
lines end these days.
It seems to be most of the time they kind of
get to like a halfway point
there at best.
Up next, we have Gunther
versus Seth Rollins.
And again, the match saw
Braun Breaker make his
return costing
Seth the win
against Goethe.
This much was good.
I feel like
they were starting to get into
like a good gear
whenever they did end the match.
I'm like, that's a shame.
That one, you know, if the other matches were so short
because they were going to give this match
in the main event some more time, fair enough,
then they kind of like got this one off
at the wrong time as well.
I'm like, well, that's a shame.
You know what you mean?
Like it was building up.
I'm like, okay, we're getting somewhere.
And then it ended.
Yeah, yeah.
It was good.
I mean, I would probably say it was the best match
of night one.
one.
Really?
You'd say that was a better match than Rhodes versus Orton.
Oh, yeah, we'll get to that.
All right.
In the penultimate match, we had Stephanie Vakor defending the women's world championship
against Liv Morgan.
The ending came with Morgan hitting the oblivion to become a three-time women's world champion.
Thoughts on that.
This match was also quite short.
This was the theme.
strangely, oh my God, the fucking Liv Morgan song.
Oh, her pop song that I keep seeing reference,
but I've never took the time to listen to.
Dylan, as someone who plays radio, plays radio,
how many hours have you dedicated to playing that one?
Has it made the rotation to your show yet?
I haven't had a chance.
I was away the Monday after Reston Media,
so I have not had a chance to play any of the Morgan song on the show yet.
so but it's on it's it's on it's on it's on the queue um no yeah better like next time
it's not uh that fuck she comes out to like a song and dance lip sync thing where he pretends
to sing her song and that sucked yeah oh i mean i would say it's way better than her
previously music at least i give it that much
There you go.
Why did she have a song?
Trying to branch out into the industry.
As often as she's getting injured lately, I don't think she's got a much longer tenure in the company.
She's already the champion.
I don't know what the fuck else.
Well, that's exactly.
That's why she's branched out.
She's been the champion three times now.
Why not pursue a pop music career?
Because maybe she's not good at it.
Hey, you never know until you try.
But yeah, no, any thoughts on this aside from just that was short?
not really and that's our review it was also short
what do you think i heard i heard the reason
why they kept this one short specifically was because
both uh yeah live and stephanie were a little banged up going into it
i mean even though it was like a concussion protocols like a week ago yeah yeah yeah
even though it was short like it it did what it needed to do again like uh
can't really fault the storytelling.
It's just in terms of
WrestleMania and like big
marquee matches
that have the fans on the edge of the seat,
it's, yeah, a bit lacking.
I think before we get to the main event,
the main event we're going to talk about for sure.
But up to that point,
if you had to put all that on SmackDown,
nobody would have, like, that would have been totally fine.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Even Gunther versus Rawlings, like, well, maybe that was kind of like a decent,
but, like, that would have been a good Smackdown mean event.
Seriously, but like, like, all the rest of it, you're like, this is just like,
SmackDown or Raw levels of, like, matches.
Like, you could see all of those matches on a Rawr or Smackdown, you know?
That was a little, that was a little disappointing.
You would think if the show was going to go four hours.
you have seven matches
some of them could go longer than
10 minutes
yeah
like four of them didn't
like what the fuck
I think I saw there's like about an hour
and a half of wrestling
in a four hour
broadcast for night one
I think that's I think that's on average
for a two hour episode of raw
having maybe you know
15 minutes of wrestling which is about normal
for them these days
right but maybe if it's
wrestling mania
And people are paying obscene amounts of money for these fucking tickets.
Nah, people need for the entrances and to sing along to the themes.
Well, they couldn't sing along to the Liv Morgan's song because you didn't know what the fuck it was.
It came out earlier in the week.
They had days, days, Dylan, to memorize all the lyrics to this brand new pop song
that's lighting up the charts across the nation.
Do you know the words?
I haven't even heard the damn thing.
I will say that it does remind me of a couple of years.
years ago, Chris Jericho was bragging that his band had like a top, like a chart topping song.
But like the chart he was referencing was like top songs played at strip clubs.
And I was like, weird that you left that part off, but okay.
I mean, you know, what what what a better, what would a better Jericho stat to throw out there at the end of the day, right?
like he technically told the truth he just kept out enough information that makes it less impressive
is that a good song to strip to you i think it was their cover of sOS by abba
it might have been it might have been oh oh dear that's what the world really needed was like
fucking legendary pop stars aba being covered by jericho's fuck i fuck ass band
club in a strip club anyway yes so up next after uh live morgan becoming a three-time women's
world champion we had the previously mentioned announcement that bianca bellair uh was expecting her
first child um which from all accounts she could have done a better job at apparently according to
no i well according to bleacher report or c plus you know i mean i would argue if you're going
to announce your pregnancy it's hard to find a
bigger platform than WrestleMania.
Yeah.
They did pretty good with that.
I don't think they should have
up the attendance
count, though, by one.
Yeah.
That was a bit.
It was a bit silly.
Yeah, I don't know if the
baby actually was in attendance.
Yeah.
So up next, we have the
previously teased main event,
Cody Rhodes, defending the
undisputed AWB championship against
Randy Orton, accompanied by
former Indianapolis Colts
great, Pat McCaffee or McAfee.
Let's say McAfee for the sake of continuity.
McCaffee.
Okay.
Yeah, no.
This one was one of those.
I can just briefly say that I think this was this match that on paper did not need
any bells or whistles of a simple story of 20 years of a guy being mentored by someone who
stabbed him in the back to show he still had it in him to be a great. You don't have to really do
too much with it. But got to get those celebrities and expand a new market. So we had to throw
jelly roll and Pat McAfee into a storyline that didn't need him. You guys take it from here.
John, you want to start?
Oh, boy. I mean... Don't get your opinions on this. Well, okay. Like, let's face it. They
did not need Pat McAfee or Jellyroll involved in this at all.
It would have been a way better story if it had just focused on the history of
Randy Orton and Cody Rhodes.
But, you know, I'll give them a tiny bit of credit because it seemed like they realized
no one really wanted to watch Pat McAfee or Jelly Roll.
So they sort of rushed through like getting rid of McAfee quite quickly in the match.
Right at the beginning.
Yeah, yeah.
gets like what happened again?
Oh, he got splashed through the announced table by Jellyroll.
So then, okay, good, he's gone.
We can concentrate now on Randy Orton and Cody Rhodes.
Can I just say real quick, right?
I want to just interject this.
Where the fuck did Jelly Roll come from?
Yeah.
Like he was just, like, not even like at ringside.
He was inside the ring barrier.
He was like, he wasn't in the audience.
at all. They never showed him
just at some point
Cody Rhodes turns around and jelly roll's like
yeah fuck you McAfee and he's like right beside him
like security? What the fuck? Why did you let this guy in?
What are you doing? I thought that was quite
like they didn't even like you know sometimes they do a bit
where like they see Jollyroll in the cry
like come on shit. Yeah no just Jollyroll was there
and he hit an elbow and then fucked off again
what the fuck? Where did he go? Where did he come from?
Very confusing.
Yeah.
Well, the whole thing was very confusing.
The way that the match played out,
well, like, the bill to it was all about Cody giving Randy Orton permission to become the Viper,
the apex predator again, to be evil Randy who kind of terrorized WWE back in 2009 or whatever.
And instead, Randy Orton comes in and he's like,
immediately
selling a back injury,
fighting from underneath
through the whole match.
He's the one
you know,
taken a beat in
and Cody is the one
who's kind of
coming across more heelish
and more like
the Apex Predator
than Randy.
So it's like,
well,
this feels so backwards
right now.
It doesn't feel like
the match
we're seeing matches
the story
they were trying to tell
before all this.
The explanation that I saw someone make about that, John, was that for weeks.
Cody was getting repeatedly told, you don't have it in you to be a, to be a monster like Randy.
You don't have it in you to be a threat.
You don't have it in you to be that violent.
So, like, that was the idea of, like, Cody showing that, you know, he could be a dick.
I don't know.
That was the explanation someone said, because, I mean, for weeks, that's nothing but people were fucking harping on him about.
Up until the last two weeks of the build where Pat McCaffey came out,
talking about wanting to bring back the attitude era for some reason, despite the fact
Randy Orton wasn't even in the attitude era as well.
If that was the story, then, you know, commentary should have done a better job of, you know,
putting that out there, but they didn't.
I will also say, for the first half of the match, Randy Orton was selling a back injury.
And that didn't really come into play with the second half of the match.
Yeah.
Young bucks, man.
They felt like that was going to be the main draw of the story.
And Orden was selling his back a lot in the first half
and did not really sell his bag
or seemed that concerned about his bag for the rest of it.
I will say it picked up a bit in the second half
because the first half was kind of boring.
It was just a bit too slow-paced and methodical.
But at least things got a bit more exciting
as it went on until Pat
McAfee comes back out again.
So that was
really weird as well. He slides
into the ring, dressed in a
referee shirt to count the three
for his guy
that he says he wants to
kind of take us back to the good times.
But his count is so slow.
So, like not even like
a regular kind. He does
the slowest kind in the world.
It's so funny.
to milk the drama.
It's so strange.
It's such a slow-counter.
And I don't think he needed to do slow-count
because the ramp was so long.
Cody Rhodes had enough time
to be able to kick out.
Yeah.
Without the slow count.
But yeah, like John said,
he's supposed to be representing his guy here
and he's supposed to be like helping him cheat.
And he just comes out
and does the slowest fucking count in the world.
Which maybe explains what happened after that.
Yeah, with Randy just RKOing him out of nowhere.
Like immediately after that, they get up to gang up on Cody Rhodes,
because the real referee is still down.
They get up to beat up Cody Rhodes,
and then Orden immediately RKO's at McAfee.
And then Cody recovers and hits his finish,
and that's the end of the match.
Yep.
They're like, oh, okay.
Then there was some post-match shenanigans with,
Orton getting the final
say in it?
Yeah, I kicked a Saturday.
Yeah, but then Cody was back on
Raw, which kind of diminished
because I remember the punt was like,
we need to write somebody off TV
for months, if not permanently.
So have him Randy, Orton, kick him in the head.
So age has made Orton's kick
a little as potent is what we've learned.
I mean, I will say
Cody's
you know, bruised and mangled
eye does
Yeah, sort of sell it is pretty deadly still.
But like he got busted open before that.
Like, Orden busted him open, like, legit.
Wanted him in the head.
Yeah, they should have held Cody off TV for at least a week, if not more.
That would be great because, like you said, his fucking face did not look good.
But I thought, okay, here's the thing, right, about that match.
I didn't hate it.
I didn't hate it.
I think, yeah, the beginning was a bit slow.
A lot of Cody Rhodes around the Orton matches are slow.
Yeah, I was about to say, like, people were wanting vintage Randy Orton.
Randy was a slow wrestler.
I mean, the rest holds were kind of, restholds were kind of,
restholds were kind of,
Resthold Randy was the thing people talked about back in the day.
Like, that was fine.
I get that, like, the back injury thing was kind of jarring.
It was.
But at least they had some sort of story they were telling if it didn't make any sense.
I thought by the time, like it did start to pick up in the second half of the match.
And I was like, okay, this is actually getting really good.
So I didn't hate any of that.
I agree that the finish was pretty stupid.
I think that that's what a lot of people are
complaining about in that we had weeks of this
really disappointing Pat McAfee reveal.
Everybody is kind of like, well,
hopefully it'll pay off at WrestleMania.
And not only did it not pay off at WrestleMania,
but like, Reyes further questions,
which I have a feeling will not get answered
because Pat McAvey said if Ford and loses,
he'll never be seen on WWB television again.
So we're not going to get an answer to this.
And it seems a little bit reminiscent of last year
where we had a lot of quick decisions
that got people talking but didn't really lead to anything.
That's quite disappointing.
But I didn't mind the match, honestly.
I mean, it wasn't great.
It wasn't awful either.
I'll give them that much.
Just the whole thing felt a bit confusing in terms of what kind of story they were trying to tell here.
Yeah.
So that's pretty much night one in a nutshell.
Very confusing being an event and six matches that could have been on Raw.
Yeah.
Yep.
Oh, and fucking a billion adverts for Hulk Hogan.
Yeah, yeah.
You're talking about all these matches being short.
I think maybe that was the reasoning being is that we had to make room for the Hogan announcement.
Or the Hogan commercials.
they didn't they didn't need to they definitely didn't need oh absolutely they needed to
iconic the immortal holcogen big old racist anyway we don't let shit so night two night two
we had another pre-show panel with the same people from the last time john cina was still hosting
he opened the show like he did the last time as well but our first match was obafemi versus
is Brock Lesner, with the ending being Obafemi hitting the fall from grace to emphatically
defeat Lesner, according to Wikipedia.
Afterwards, a emotional Lesnar remained in the ring, removed his gloves and his boots,
hugged Paul Heyman, and looked obviously emotional.
Yes.
Teasing retirement.
Yes.
Thoughts.
This match was also short.
Didn't need me.
I kind of get it.
Lesner, you know,
he's not paid by they are.
No.
He just goes out and does his bit and like, that's enough.
I think like it wouldn't have hurt to do a little bit more for Oba family.
Like obviously him beating Brock Lesnar was pretty good.
But like, you know,
Lesnar is a guy that beat the media.
Pretty, you know, decisively.
And then like it's like one power.
on from this guy does it like does that super duper set over like high powerful and strong
over family or is it just kind of like lesnar couldn't be ours sticking out there for like seven
minutes you know i mean if anything i mean lesnar you know kind of made it his reputation to be the
guy that ended people quick you know like the co like the john sina summer slam match from
years ago where he just annihilated him out of nowhere stunned people did the same we
he defeated cofi to win the title you know so for him to kind of get a taste of his own medicine
you know that was kind of a big deal but makes up with him like a beast i get it like i know that
like that's just not going to go that long anymore he just doesn't um i would have liked that to go
a little bit longer again i'm not asking for like a 20 minute fucking
Technical submission match
But like another minute or two
Would have been great
Because it was fun
That was a fun match
Yeah yeah yeah
Two of them just
Throwing each other around
And beating the shit out of each other
Yeah
That's like exactly what it needed to be
I guess
Yeah it was
And
I mean the way I saw it was
Him
Beating Brock
With just one finishing move as well
Like a lot of times
in Brock Lesnar matches,
they kind of
overdue the finishes,
like, you know,
like John Cina are hitting with three
FUs and still can't get the pin
or whatever.
But Oberfemi to just hit
one finishing move, to put him down,
that was,
one, it kind of
puts Oberfemi over massively,
but two, it kind of plays into
the post-match thing
where Brock kind of realizes,
oh shit, maybe,
maybe this is the right time to retire then.
So, you know, it kind of all made sense to me.
Do you think he's going to retire?
I think, like, the rumor has been for a little while
that he's going to retire at SummerSlam because it's in Minnesota.
And a lot of people are kind of talking about Gunther being a potential final opponent.
It has been his gimmick lately to be the guy who retired.
people.
Exactly.
He's the legend killer.
So it kind of fits, and it's sort of a dream
match as well, like seeing the two
of them similar to
Obafemi, kind of, you know,
like just two big
meaty dudes slapping the shit out of each other.
You got a baby face, you know, you can do a baby face
Lesnar in his final match. It's not something you see
terribly often, and Brock's always kind of at
his best when he's a bit goofy.
Yeah. They can do it because
I mean, all you have to
have is a reason for goonther to threaten haman and you know because that's his boy well
but there's just taken out set throlyan's a favor to haman so there you go like he could cash in
that favor to get the match with brock lesnar yes that's the rumor is that he's he oh like
haman always has a fever so he's going to say i want to fight brock lesnar at summer slam that's
my favor there you go i would like that that'd be a fine match all right up nick
we had Penta putting the Intercontinental Championship online
in a ladder match against Ray Mysterio, Dragon Lee,
Javan Evans, or Javan, I don't know where I got Javon from,
Rousseff and Jady McDonough.
This, this oddis on paper,
this seems here to pop the crowd and nothing more,
because aside from Mysterio,
are any of these people really over?
Penta's over.
Yeah, Penta's over.
I know Javan is somebody that they have, they see a lot of potential in considering how quickly got called up from NXT, but like, McDonough, good hand, Rusev, there to catch people, Mysterio, legend, Dragonly, there.
Yeah, but I think everyone got their time to shine in this match and everyone looked pretty good at certain points in it as well.
So real quick, though, Penta did retain by belt retrieval.
after putting away Javon Evans with a Mexican destroyer.
Yeah.
Any thoughts on that match, though?
Going into the best of mania, the two matches I gave a shit about the most were the ladder match and the main event of night two.
And I found a ladder match to be a lot of fun in that it's an annual tuition at this point.
If you are familiar with multi-man and kind of ladder matches, this is it?
Yep.
I think this is one of the better ones they've put on as well
it's just like non-stop action from the opening bell
lots of brutal looking car crash spots
and yeah they had the crowd
fully invested too
so yeah
picks all the right boxes
they already wanted to
see this match
you know what I mean
they're pretty pretty happy
with it.
I liked it.
It was fun.
I guess it was pretty standard
batter match shenanigans, but...
I mean, there was some gnarly
spots like the Mexican destroyer
on the ladder
and then...
That was pretty sick.
Javne Evans giving
Roussev, the O.G.
Cut her off the ladder as well.
That I didn't like because
Javon Evans, as good of an athlete as he is,
he jumped from a turnbuckle
towards the ladder
where Ruseb was standing on top of the ladder.
Ruseb did a lot of work in order.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he's just like, we need to lean over real quick.
Did a lot of work.
I think I ever heard someone saying my name?
So that looked very silly, which was a shame.
But, yeah, a fun match.
I liked it.
All right.
After that, we had Sammy Zane defending the United States Championship
against Trick Williams.
Ending saw Trick avoiding a haluvicicicic
before connecting with the trick shot to capture the United States title.
Trick Williams is somebody that they see a lot of potential in,
a guy who is very charismatic and gets over very, very easily with crowds.
Spent some time in NXT as champion and a perennial main eventer over there
before making his most recent jump to the main roster.
I remember he got paired up with Carmelo Hayes in NXT,
and everyone kept saying Hayes is the star of the group because he was like the guy from the Indies who like could do all the, you know, independent wrestling shit.
And then out of nowhere, Trick got over with a catchphrase and then they got over over.
And now they're up on the main roster kind of doing the same thing where Carmelo Hayes had just been the United States champion doing the random open challenge matches until they put the belt on Sammy and gave it a storyline finally.
So, yeah, at the end of the day, there you go.
Get over.
Matters way more than how good you are in the ring.
He's good in the ring, though.
I'm not saying he's bad in the ring.
I'm just saying Carmelo is the guy who had the reputation of being the guy from the Indies.
Whereas Trick, much like Ovifemi, is another one of those collegiate athletes they trained to be a wrestler.
Sure.
this match also felt quite short
a good match for what it was
you know
that somebody was involved with little yachtie
he wasn't bad
to be fair
he did a good like introduction for him
you know
sometimes some of these rappers come in
they're not
the best
he was fine for what he did
you know
um yeah
Like, it was a good match.
But again, if that match had been on Smackdown,
it would have been like, all right, fair enough.
If it had been on Smackdown, ironically,
it probably would have had more time.
Yeah.
Sure.
I mean, this one was all about sort of cementing Trick Williams as a baby face.
Like, he's been getting baby face reactions for a long time anyway.
I think this kind of just puts the cherry on top of the Sunday
really he's been crowned now as like an official good guy.
And I think that just makes it easier for them to like move forward with it and kind of embrace that reaction from the crowd.
Yep.
All right.
Next up we had Dominic Mysterio of the Judgment Day against former Judgment Day member Finn Baller, who is reprising his demon persona in a street fight.
Anding saw Baller be hitting his.
the Kudei Gras threw a table on Mysterio for the win.
Thoughts on Finn Baller versus Dominic Mysterio.
It was nice to have a demon back again.
It was a great entrance.
Yeah, this is the first time the demon's been back since his match with Edge a couple of years ago.
I think they said three years.
Yeah.
That was the one where Edge split his head open and he had to get his dome staple back together.
Luckily since then, I just had no major injuries.
well, Ed's the one who did the injury, so perhaps it was karma.
That's been happening to him as of late.
Well, he's probably fine wherever he is.
Yeah.
It is.
Again, I thought the match was fine, you know?
Yeah.
Because it was a street fight.
They had a lot of, like, you know, weapons and crazy shit like that.
They had to kind of put it into the match.
and
you're like
was this all
you know
again
what do you think
was this better
than the
the unsanction fight
from
the night before that
what do you think
I mean I thought it was
I enjoyed this
more than I did
the unsanctioned fight
the problem
of an unsanction fight
is that it really makes
it seem like
the two guys
want to kill each other
and if that's
kind of team
then you're like
well, it doesn't need to be unsanctioned.
Why doesn't the WW won't sanction this?
You could have.
You technically did.
I mean, yeah, it was fun.
It was a hardcore match.
You guys do what they do.
Yeah.
And Dominic is the kind of guy who can eat those kind of losses as well
and bounce right back.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
Very classic heel.
Again, I think like most of the matches,
on this
especially, like it did its job
perfectly.
All right.
Next up, we had Jade Cargill
versus Ria Ripley for the WB Women's Championship.
Ending, saw Ripley hitting the riptide to win the title.
Thoughts on this particular pairing.
I know I did see a lot.
There was some kind of rumbling because
Jade Cargill hit the one-week-an angel
on Ria Ripley and Ria kicked out
and a lot of fans were not happy about that
because that is a move that people don't kick out of
in other promotions.
Right, but people don't kick out of that
because the person who does that move,
that's his move.
Yeah.
Like, that's not ridiculous to...
Sean Michaels doesn't get pissed off
when people kick out of super kicks these days
or don't even mind depending someone
after hitting a super kick.
All the time, you know?
They're always kicking a super kicks.
I don't think that really matters.
Yeah, I mean, this match was fine.
Probably Jay Cargill's best match.
Yeah, I was going to say that.
I don't think that that's, I mean, that could easily be
because of Rio Ripley, for sure.
You know, she's amazing.
But this match was also short.
And again, part of that is because,
God bless her, G.
Cargles in it, they were like, listen, damage control just six minutes.
Damage control was in this match?
Well, I guess Eosurai did show up, so I guess damage control kind of was in this match.
You know, it felt bananas to me that they're telling a story where like J.A. Cargill has backup
in a real group, and her backup bar, I'm going to say, do the women who are the lowest on the
women's Worcesterguard.
Sometimes you just need fodder.
You don't need to have the biggest muscles.
You just need people.
you can put in the way.
Like, I like me, Chin, but like, she's not in the main events.
No.
You know, God bless her.
And BFab is BFat.
And BFAP is BF.
And BFat.
So, and like, again, you're like, you have E.
E.O. Shrii in your show, and this is the best use for her.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Um, especially because they were teasing in an Aska versus EO match, which I would have
been all over.
Yeah, you would have been heard.
That's enough of you.
You know.
That would have been a great match.
Oh, yeah, it would have been.
Absolutely, I'm just saying.
For the four minutes they would have been given.
The two and a half minutes,
Eosri would have managed to DDT yourself on the floor,
like she has been lately.
Well, hey, man, it's fun.
She's enjoying herself.
She's having a good time.
But yeah, like a fun match, but again,
kind of short and like,
wouldn't have been remiss.
If it went a bit longer, you know, like, it was fine.
Not to be that kind of person who does it, but, like, was it a situation where the entrances were also ridiculously long as well?
Because I noticed that sometimes it has become a thing where, like, these big grandiose entrances are taking about as long as the match itself.
I mean, it's tough because at WrestleMania, you kind of want people to have a big grandiose entrance, and not everybody did.
But you would like, especially the ladder match, like, when the ladder match...
started four or five of the people were already in the ring no they were showing the
fucking Hulk Hogan advert while these guys made their entrance they're like are you kidding me like
we can't see Roussev come to the ring like come on man I mean he's not coming to the ring in a tank
then it's just why you know why bother why bother you know he had his big moment a decade ago where he
came to the ring in a tank well we'll cover that in a second will he okay ish
lower level.
All right.
So after that, we had our John Cena segment of the night where John came out to thank
the crowd for being the host and the Miz and Kit Wilson showed up, which brought out
Dan Housen and an army of little people dressed like Dan Housen that involved a mugging
of Kit Wilson and then Dan Housen hitting the five knuckle shuffle on the Mizz.
Thoughts on this segment.
Dan Housen came out in the Dan Housenmobile.
So it might not be a tank, but he gets his own car.
You know, if you're coming to the ring in your own vehicle,
then so long as you're not Chuck Palombo, you're going to get over.
Remember, I think it was, was it the last year that we were talking about?
Yeah, it was.
We were talking about WrestleMania in Stone Cold Steve Austin hitting the barricade and an ATV.
Did he hit a barricade and knock out old woman over?
Well, he wasn't here this year, the league.
cunt.
No, did
the Danhouse
do that?
We're past the
three minute
mark.
It's fine.
I've been so
good though.
We're past the
three minute mark.
I would hope so.
We're getting close to.
Yeah,
listen,
Dan Houser coming out
in the mobile.
I thought that was fun.
Yeah, of course,
skip Dan Housen
his own car.
Like,
that's awesome.
the midgets I was a little
whatever about and here's
the thing, a suit, like literally
as soon as they appeared
Michael Cole starts like screaming
on commentary, here come the midgets
and I'm a lot of call the midgets
because they told me earlier that they want to be
called midgets. That is like
legitimately what happened on commentary
like as soon as they appeared.
I'm like, alright
Jesus Christ.
You could just not call them midgets at all
I cut this bit up. Yeah, you could have
stayed calling them little people, even if they gave you a pass. It's, you know, they don't speak for
every little person out there, you know? Oh, I will also say this. Whenever Dan Huy's in first
made his appearance at the Elimination Chamber, he come out with all those hot goth girls.
I'm like, I'm going to go from hot goth girls to little people.
Yeah, this is no knock on the midgets, but I feel like the hot goth girls was a look that I could
get on board with.
I'm going to
screaming about midgets.
I could take it or leave it.
And I'm like, I don't want, I really don't want.
Would you have appreciated it more if it was like the hot goth girls coming out
and Michael Cole going, they're goth mommies.
Goth mommies are out here and I can call them goth mommies because they said I could.
That's probably grosser.
Yeah, but this is right.
I don't know if it's better or worse.
Here's what I would like, right?
The goth girls coming out and then Michael Cole not saying that to me.
not saying a fucking word
perfect
but you can't have everything
it doesn't take a whole lot of effort
to get down how he's in over
just put him on TV and let him do
and dump
and it's quite
fun to see like the
the way he was used in
AW as opposed to the way he's been used in
WWB because he's not rasting at all
it's the exact opposite
of what he did
but he doesn't
he just comes out and curses people
and like the whole story
from cursing people already has gained a lot of traction
and
um is but people in the
show know that if you get cursed by Dan Housen
you're going to lose your match
that's what I've been established
within a month
maybe like a month and a half
like that didn't get over in what
three years of AW
oh they would have had to put him on TV doing it
to get him over in three years
like he would curse
surrounding people, but it would be in a match and there would be no consequences to it.
Nothing would come up it.
Well, then also, like I said, he spent like the last two years of his contract not being used.
Yeah.
Not on TV, not being used.
Still putting out merch, which sold.
I mean, like I said, people, people love the guy.
And like you said, he's a very lovely man.
You know, good for him.
When he's, when he debuted at Elimination Javier, like his shirt sold out.
Yeah.
Like, already?
Jesus Christ, man.
He moves March, so fair play to him.
Nice to see him on the show.
Yeah.
Already at a Rastomedia.
Yep.
He's been like a month and a half.
Yep.
Not wasting any time.
Nope.
All right.
Well, that takes us to the main event,
which sees CM Punk defending the World Heavyweight Championship
against Roman Reigns.
Ending saw Roman Reins hitting two consecutive spears after Punk was unable to
physically capitalize on three consecutive.
of GTSs for the victory, sending the fans home happy with a kind of heel, Roman Raines winning.
More of a tweener.
I mean, this is a fight between two tweeners for all its purposes.
Yes.
Going into this match, I wasn't totally sure who the heel was because both of them were getting
pretty good pops and like both had points that they were making that were kind of true.
And both them were being kind of dickish to the other.
so you're like okay
it's not cut and dry here
but this was a magic
I think it was built more on the star power
than like the usual
heel versus face dynamics
100%
it was just built on
these are two guys
again two guys that do have history
you can trace that history back
and if you just tell a story
where you focus on that and capitalize that
and you have two guys who can talk
their fucking asses off
make you invest in that story
that's all you need you don't need pat mag if he dicking in the bite you can just tell that story maybe that's why they did it with the cody road saying because we can't have two stories that are exactly the same and it worked so much better with re-insent pug i was the match i wanted to see and uh stayed up all night to watch it and you are a big cm pug fan as well that is also on the record but i sat through like 50 billion hulk hogan adverts to see this fucking match
you mean
what do you think of it John
oh hands down
the best thing on either night
of the show it was
it felt like a classic
wrestling mania main event
really like
it had the big fight feel
it had like
you know the crowd fully invested
in it and like who's in their
favorite wrestler
and then the actual
quality of the match itself
was just
perfect. Yeah.
I really like
the ending as well
where after
Roman Reins had sort of made
the point of
CM Punk being old and
kind of, you know,
losing his step a little bit
in the buildup.
That's basically what happens in the end
where punk just sort of runs out of steam
can't hit that
final GTS to win the match and then
Roman is there to capitalize with a couple of spears to put them
down for the count. It's like yeah, yeah, that's good storytelling right there.
But like during the match, that whole match was fucking, oh, it was so good.
Like it wasn't even like the best match of
WrestleMania. It's the best match they put on all year.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Easily.
And there's no real bells and whistles to it either.
just two guys who are very, very good at wrestling,
just going out there and doing it themselves.
Yep.
Yeah, two guys who are good at wrestling,
just going out and being really good at wrestling.
Wouldn't you know a show called WrestleMania,
that happens to be far and away the best match of the night,
well, the two nights, the whole weekend.
Yep.
That was a phenomenal match, Corey.
if you get a chance to watch any of the matches.
I would imagine
a lot of them,
you're not going to want to watch.
Watch this one.
Like, it's,
it's,
very good.
Very, very good.
And it's great that, like,
you know,
on because obviously, like,
when he came back,
he's been hit really, really good matches.
We talked about the one he did with Drew.
He's been doing some really, really good stuff.
But also,
Roman,
you know, whenever he was champion.
People, I don't know if people fully, like, understood how good he was, but he was very, very good.
And a lot of his matches were very good.
And it's, you know, he hasn't lost his step.
He's still very, very good.
You know?
Yeah.
Phenomenal match.
Well, that was the ending of Night 2 of WrestleMania, and therefore,
WrestleMania season has come to a close, as it often does.
But, as they say, the year starts again.
There is no offseason for professional wrestling, especially not for the WBE, as these stories have continued to flow over.
As we discussed, it appears that Cody Rhodes and Randy Orton is not over yet.
Hopefully, giving them an opportunity to have the match they want to have instead of the match that TKO is forcing them to have.
And also, we have Roman moving on to face Jacob Fattu, who is Blood Family.
And they previously faced each other in the Bloodline War storyline.
so there's a little bit of history there as well.
But yeah, any thoughts on where you see the company moving forward
or things you'd like to see before next year's WrestleMania?
I would like to see better matches of Restania.
Yeah.
I thought Mina Van was phenomenal.
The latter match was fun.
There's a handful of other matches that you like could have been on Rest Media.
Or like even if they were given more time, would have been perfect.
Like Oba versus Lesnar, that's a Restmany match.
But again, a minute or two acts would have been great.
Overall, like, they could have caught all of night one.
Yeah, it is, it is interesting just because the two-night
WrestleMania is still, it's been a couple of years now they've been doing it,
and it doesn't seem necessary at all.
I mean, like, for years and years and years,
WrestleMania was one night, and they still managed to get, like,
eight matches on the card.
Now, mind you, they weren't doing a bunch of advertising.
they weren't doing a bunch of advertisements
between every goddamn match as well.
It was sort of like,
there was a match,
here's the video package promoting the next match,
here's the next match,
here's the next match, here's the next match.
So they were a little more of like
a wrestling show for wrestling fans back then,
whereas now TKO is definitely trying to use
WB as this cross-promotional platform
with actors and musicians
and YouTube people.
as well.
So, I mean, that's, that is, it is interesting.
You have two major promotions right now in America.
One promotion, you get two nights where you could fit all of the matches
theoretically on one show that was full of a lot of filler in between.
And then the other will have one night that the show is about six hours long and every
match goes about 20, 30 minutes each.
So like one match will beat you over, one show will beat you over the head with wrestling that
doesn't necessarily need to happen.
and the other will starve you.
Yeah, yeah.
It's quite irritating that we can't get a really good middle guard anymore.
I mean, I will say I prefer the two-night WrestleMania to the one night.
Too many times, like, staying up late to watch WrestleMania, and it's just going on and on.
And you're like into hour five event.
It's like, man, I just want to go to bed at that.
this point.
Yeah.
You know, it becomes a chore to watch, whereas when it's like three and a half hours long
or whatever, it's such a sort of palatable length for a wrestling show.
That's the sort of time it should be.
Also, if you do have it like two nights, so a Saturday, Sunday, what you can do really
if you want to is just watch them both on Sunday.
Yeah
Just make it like one big long
WrestleMania like they used to do it
So you still can't have the big long
WrestleMania
Well I will say something I really liked
Is that it started at 11 o'clock for us
Which was nice
Because normally pay-per-view started like 1 o'clock
Which sucks
11 o'clock
tasty
Good stuff
Now mind you if you are listening to the show
And are new to this Dylan and John
Live in the United Kingdom
So there's a five-hour time difference
So, you know, what is it?
You said 11 o'clock.
That means that the show was like six here when it started here in America.
So that's just your context that your complaint may not line up with John or Dillon's.
Your complaint might have started too early.
What am I supposed to do that early in the day?
I still have kids to put to bed.
They can watch Rastomania.
No, they can.
It's violent, Dylan.
It's a violent show full of bad influences.
It's a bit where you forget who I am.
No, I'm going to leave that in.
I'm going to leave that in.
I'm going to leave that in.
That's for John as well, because I can feel John judging me on the other end.
Oh, yeah.
That closed web now.
I hear him.
We've been doing this show for all along.
It's been a very long day for me.
I almost didn't make it a whole time.
We had to put the kids to bed.
How did put the kids to bed?
This one over here is not behaving himself.
I've been fighting him this whole time we've been recording.
Yeah.
Very rude.
It's honestly.
a little bit.
Like, he's right now, he's fucking around
with some cords.
What are you doing?
That's probably fine.
Yeah.
They're not plugged in anything.
It's just annoying.
Anyway,
John, you spend a lot of time
watching wrestling,
but I hope you also spend
some time watching movies.
What does your movie count out
for the year so far?
So far,
I have watched
408 movies.
Oh, there you go.
So you are on track
for
basically watching 100 movies a month
considering when we're recording this now
now mind you folks if you're listening to this
and we successfully uploaded it when we think
we're going to upload it the next
two three episodes it's going to seem like
John forgot that he watched the movies
right I was
I was going to say that because I'm like well
if he put it in this episode where John watched
400 movies and then the next episode
he forgot 30 of them somehow
yeah
just order like air this in order
just to save.
Nah,
if you can't follow along
with the lore,
then you don't deserve
to be listening
to the show.
I don't think
we've done
a, well,
I've done a great job
of explaining any of the lore.
We go out of our way
all the time anymore
to mention like,
oh yeah,
by the way,
if you're listening to this,
this happened three weeks ago.
We do that.
Yeah.
That being said,
John,
what was the last movie
that you watched?
The last movie I watched
was This is 40.
Oh, okay.
Judd Apatow movie.
Sort of a semi-sequor to Knocked Up,
where it's got two characters
who would like supporting characters in that one,
and now they're the main characters in this one.
Paul Rudd and who?
And what's her name?
It's Leslie Mann.
There you go.
Yeah.
It was pretty good.
Like, I laughed a lot.
The only problem with it was it was super long,
like two and a half hours or something,
which, I mean,
they could have cut so much out of it.
There's way too many average for Hulk Hogan.
Yeah, man.
God damn, Hulk Hogan just popping up everywhere.
Everywhere.
Can't get rid of them.
But even when we got rid of him,
you can't get rid of them.
Mm-hmm.
There you go.
So John, what did you give this is 40?
I gave it three and a half stars.
Like I say, it was a bit too long, but I did laugh quite a bit.
So that sort of balances out.
I will do my best to watch it because I will be turning 40 as well,
and it'll be nice to have a heads up about what's coming down the pipeline.
Anyway, if they want to read your review, where can they go to find that?
they can head to letterbox and find me at big john bowski
or word
are you familiar with the big john machine memes that are going around tic talk by the way
i am not familiar with this
should i be look up big john machine when you have an opportunity i think you'd find
it a little amusing uh dylan what have you been up to you this week
uh well i uh
I've been watching
WrestleMania, me and Lee.
It's making me right up until today.
Long time.
All those whole cooking commercials.
I know.
I just, I see him when I go to sleep.
That's because I think he's haunting me.
It's a separate issue.
We don't have to worry with that.
It's something I have to deal with.
There you go.
But on Monday nights, I do a radio show.
It's on
Binds Digital Radio.
I'm not coded UK.
If you go to a link,
and on a Monday night
from 9 o'clock to 11 o'clock UK time
you can listen to me do a radio show
which is full of cool
music and sometimes
banter but mainly music
and it's really good you can listen to it wherever you are in the world
I stream sometimes on Twitch
at Spooky LaRue
where I draw pictures and they animate those pictures
and put them on YouTube at Team Crows
N.I on YouTube
and Team Crow Studios
on TikTok because everybody has
stuff at TikTok, I guess.
Whatever.
That's it.
Okay.
Well, I have my other show, Large Old Cup, where we talk about whatever's going on in my head at the
particular moment of recording.
And there is also new number ones here on the YouTube channel, if you're watching this
on YouTube, where every week I try to find it new number one, ideally from a small publisher,
and we chat about it.
Sometimes they blow up in view count suddenly.
for no discernible reason.
Like, my review of pop kill
like jumped up by like 30 views.
And I don't know what caused that to happen,
but I'm not going to question it either.
So there you go.
Yeah, aside from that, I think that'll do us.
Next week, get ready for the shocker
if we get this up and loaded by the end of the week.
If not, let us know how that shocker episode was in the comments.
We'll see you guys later.
Goodbye.
see later
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