The Smark Avengers - Vol 3, Ep 52: The Smark Avengers Do Another Quiz

Episode Date: February 21, 2025

It's the rematch of the century as Dylan and Jon go head to head in a comic book trivia contest! This time with the added twist that Marvel questions are 1 point but DC questions are 2! Can Jon displa...y his intelligence over multiple brands of comics? Can Dylan guess what shoe size Lois Lane wears? Join Corey, Dylan, and Jon as the Smark Avengers do another quiz!

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Starting point is 00:00:01 I've been kind of sick. A little bit. I would go to the hospital. You don't have to do this, Corey. No, I have to. We can record in the hospital. The fans demand it. I don't think the people do demand it.
Starting point is 00:00:20 The people demand that you're healthy and happy and healthy. And wise? No, okay. Hi, everybody. Welcome to Smart Avengers. My name is Corey. With me is Dylan and John. I don't know when the show officially started and what we're leaving in.
Starting point is 00:00:33 Hi Hello Ghost John Ghost John So So we had our auction last week That was a lot of fun Where we did a justice
Starting point is 00:00:50 League and no one got Batman Which is a very rare thing I didn't want Batman No I did Never mind Yeah but you got Some ghost or something
Starting point is 00:01:01 I don't know he got I remember I don't think anyone got a ghost. Come with how he got? We don't need to. They can watch it last week. No, no, no, no, no. Let me look at it up in the book. Okay.
Starting point is 00:01:15 Can you show us the Sugar Man in Modoc picture if you come across? God damn, Corey, that's what I was going to do. I was too little bit where I wasn't going to look it up at all. I was going to show him the Sugar Man picture. There is. Oh, let me look up all the things written on. Sugar Mine. The things first before you like preempt of it, you know.
Starting point is 00:01:38 Okay. All right. So, because we're all feeling a little bit loosey-goosey, I thought it would be fun to bring us back down to another one of our, an older episode idea and go back to it, which is we did a trivia show. And I believe Dylan won last time on the trivia game. How no, he didn't.
Starting point is 00:01:59 I did. I thought Dylan won because we got down to the. M&M Punisher Team Up question. And that's what won him. No, that's not right. No, John, I think Corey is correct. I definitely won something. Because then it turned to us talking about that Punisher M&M book for a little too long.
Starting point is 00:02:22 I do vaguely remember talking about that book. Do you go ahead and see if it's in the in the records? Let me have a look and see if it's in here. Yeah, let's see it in the records. Oh, yeah, there it is. That's that's that I got to look. It's clearly the look of defeat on John's face is right there. Wait.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Which one? This one? Yeah, that's the look of defeat on John's face. That's Dylan. That's you giving him a proper licking. Oh, I liked him all right. And then I beat him at the quiz. So we are going to play a little game.
Starting point is 00:03:03 where we're going to do some trivia, comic book-based. I have 50 Marvel comics-related questions in front of me. The difficulty of them ranging from super fucking easy to maybe somewhat challenging. But because I know Dylan and John are very Marvel-based people, I also have another twist here involved in the game, and that is I have 50 DC comics-related ones where, admittedly, Dylan and John aren't as comfortable. So I decided to throw a little caveat in here at the very last minute.
Starting point is 00:03:36 So this is going to be for points as always. And we're going to go until we run out of questions, essentially. Maybe we go a little bit shorter than, maybe a bit longer. We'll see who waves the flag of defeat first. But essentially, what I would like to do if you're interested in it is your Marvel comics-based questions are going to be one point each. DC Comics because it's an area you may or may not be more familiar with is going to be worth two points. So when it is your turn, you can ask whether or not you take a Marvel or a DC.
Starting point is 00:04:07 And the order of those questions are going to be at random. So it could be a very easy DC Comics related question and you get two points for practically nothing. Or it asks you about some character you've never fucking heard of. And you are held to either two points or zero points. Big stakes. Big stakes. What do we get if we win? Big steak.
Starting point is 00:04:31 A big steak. I will mail it to you from here. My government is in a bit of disarray right now, so I have no guarantee if you will ever receive it. I don't know if that's true. It's gone from strength to strength, Corey. It's never been better. Never been better.
Starting point is 00:04:50 Oh, boy. Anyway, does that sound good for you guys? Yes. Acceptable. Okay. Well, who would like to go first? Should we flip a coin? We can't flip a coin if you'd like. Do you want me to bring up the coin flip thing and share the screen?
Starting point is 00:05:10 You don't have a coin? No, but Google has a coin. Oh, Google has everything. Let's just do all our stuff on Google. Yeah, hold on one second. Let me bring it up. All right. Now, I'm going to share my screen with you guys.
Starting point is 00:05:28 John, do you want to follow up? This is important. I'll call it. I'll go heads. All right. Can you see it? Nope. No. You cannot see it. Okay. If you flip the coin, I could see that. Okay. This looks like something. Yes.
Starting point is 00:05:48 All right. Tell me when. Anytime. All right. And who's calling it? And what for? John called head. What do you call heads? Heads. I can't see it, but I'll just trust you guys. Dylan, what did you get? It's heads. All right.
Starting point is 00:06:06 I was given Dylan the opportunity to be honest or not. Well, didn't I live up to my honesty? You did. Yeah. So, John, you get to go first. So the question is, do you want a Marvel question or a DC question? Let's go Marvel, first of all. All right.
Starting point is 00:06:26 So, John, the Fantastic Four have their headquarters in what building, A, Stark Tower, be Fantastic Headquarters, C. The Baxter Building, D. The Xavier Institute. The Baxter Building. That is one point for John. Does anybody have any thoughts on the Fantastic Four considering stuff about that movie? You see the trailer? I have not. I think it looks pretty cool.
Starting point is 00:06:52 Oh, that was all right, yeah. Fair enough. Dylan, your turn. Do you want to take a Marvel question for one point or a DC question for two? DC, baby. All right. So Dylan, for two points. Who is Pamela Isley's alter ego? Space Ghost? Is that your final answer? Say her name again?
Starting point is 00:07:22 Pamela Isley. Poison Ivory? That is correct. Dylan, you get two points. That is unfair. You should have taken his first answer. Space Ghost? Yeah. You don't know that she was in Space Ghost? I'm pretty certain she wasn't space
Starting point is 00:07:43 Who was space what space ghost Real identity Not Pamela Ising George wins You don't I think I'm cheers Norm That's what they say
Starting point is 00:07:57 When he comes into the space station Yep That's what I say Or mourn if you're watching Deep Space 9 There's a bar in steep Space 9 There's a regular alien
Starting point is 00:08:11 that's always there his name is Morn it's Norm backwards it's an homage to cheers no very clever yep anyway so John it's your turn
Starting point is 00:08:21 do you want to take a Marvel or a DC question I'll go DC this time ah all right John you might win what body altering drug does Bain use Venom
Starting point is 00:08:35 that is correct John you get two points hell yeah well done See, I did it on my first answer as well. Well, did you see that I said, well done, and I was very positive towards the good job you did, and didn't go, that's total bullshit. Why did you give a question for a Batman?
Starting point is 00:09:01 I didn't do that. See? Corey's busy trying a picture of flowers. Yeah. And there's a naked lady in the middle of the flowers. Corey, you're going to have to show us this picture. Dylan, can you actually, actually, I've already, I'm just replicating a picture of you, of the same thing.
Starting point is 00:09:21 And you should know it so much time. Let me have a look at my book here. I got so many pictures. So many pictures. But one of flowers? Yeah, one with flowers. Is that one? Yep, exactly.
Starting point is 00:09:35 Right there. Yeah, you see the flower right there. I see their flowers if you look hard enough. Oh. Hey, Dylan, speaking of flowers, do you want to take a Marvel or a DC question? DC, baby. All right.
Starting point is 00:09:47 Who is the commanding officer of Task Force X? These are the hard ones for a reason. I know this. What? No, you don't. Yeah, do? No, nobody knows this. Corey made this up.
Starting point is 00:10:07 No. He's not a real, D.C. isn't a real thing. Corey just made up 50 dumb questions. And you know what? I bet Space Ghost isn't the answer to any of them. But I think. Well, I don't think Space Ghost is the answer to any of them. a property of DC comics.
Starting point is 00:10:23 Oh, y'all, it's always an excuse. They were a property of Hannah-Barbera. They're under the same umbrella now, but still. Bingo, that kinds. Does it? Okay. Yeah, that's why you see Star Wars and Spirited. Yeah, that's where I agreed. You know.
Starting point is 00:10:37 Anyway, how come you give us multiple choice options for the easy questions and don't do that for the hard questions? Because they're the hard questions. Right, the ones that would need a multiple choice thing. All right, I'll tell you what. I will give you a hint, but it's going to reduce the value by one point. What's that, John?
Starting point is 00:10:56 What, what, what? Just handing it. Try to sigh louder into the microphone. I'm not handing it. I'm just going to tell them that, you know, I'm going to give him a hint, and it reduces the value. Do you want to hint? No, because then the whole point of going to DC question is to get two points, right?
Starting point is 00:11:16 Yep. So you're two or nothing right now. Right. I could have just asked for it easy. who is Dr. Octavus question, you know? Yeah, exactly. You could have. You're stalling.
Starting point is 00:11:27 I forgot what the question was. Who is the commanding officer of Task Force X? Okay. Then my answer is, it's a trick question. There is no such thing as Task Force X. I'm tempted to give that to you a little bit because they are a secret organization, but no. Task Force X is a real thing. The answer would be Amanda Waller.
Starting point is 00:11:51 Task Force X is the in-canon. of the suicide squad. Okay. Yeah, John would have got that then. So, John, do you want a Marvel or a DC question? I'll go DC again. Okay. In Action Comics number one, released in 1938,
Starting point is 00:12:11 who was introduced as DC's first ever superhero? Superman? That would be correct. No, if I was like a different kind of character, John. I could be like, oh, what the fuck? You get to all the easy. I can't believe you got to what I'm fucking superman. I'm not that guy, y'all, am I?
Starting point is 00:12:42 Maybe you should be. What a negative life that would be if I was constantly bemoaning my co-host on my podcast that I do for enjoyment. Dylan is your turn. You want to take a D.C. question or a Marvel question? two points for that? He did. Just checking. No, no disparaging here.
Starting point is 00:13:03 Just making sure. Well, I may well go for a Marvel question because I've not been doing so well in the old DC ones. We'll just see this one is like fucking who wrote the 1978 one shot issue of Spider-Man where he gambled against the devil. I'm like, I don't fucking know.
Starting point is 00:13:19 Dylan, your question. Peter Parker works as photographer for A, the Daily Planet, B, the Daily Bugal, C, the New York Times, D, the Rolling Stone. If I start giving out fake answers as a joke, are you going to start, like, taking the joke answers for real,
Starting point is 00:13:35 or will I still have that wiggle room? You'll have the wiggle room. I have to tell your sincerity for it to count against you. Well, I wouldn't want to anger anybody by doing a bunch of joke answers and then having them go, oh, you have to take his first answer.
Starting point is 00:13:51 Not that anybody in the show would be that pedantic, obviously. It's a good sportsmanship that I like about you, That's what we're known for. Dillie Buegel. Yeah. Okay. That's right. You get one point for that.
Starting point is 00:14:12 John, do you want to take a DC or a Marvel question? I'm feeling. I'll go DC again. Okay. In 2016 Suicide Squad movie, who is the first member of the team to die? Shit, I can picture him, but I don't know what his name is. Can you draw a picture of him? Don't, I think you have a picture of this character. Let me just check a picture book while John's thinking.
Starting point is 00:14:50 Yeah, while John prepares his answer. Joe will be really good, Corey. What would be really good? If I drew a second picture. That's the next week. you're just going to come out with another with another picture instead of just having to go to this old cat's not again there it is there it is baby it gets more beautiful the more you see it that's why i keep doing it all right john so do you have an answer uh i i don't know i think it's my graphen hook
Starting point is 00:15:22 guy um i will say close the answer is slip knot there you go no points for john on that one i knew these fake. You know what's oddly enough though? That's the way that character doesn't wear a mask. Dylan, do you want a DC question or a Marvel question? I will tell you a DC question we'll tie you with John. Yeah, but it'll be fucking something I don't know. That's the risk.
Starting point is 00:15:53 To be fair, there's a good risk that the Marvel one may also be hard. I also don't know. Yeah, it's trivia. Yeah, let's do D.C. see, right? You only live once. This is how I imagine I spend my life. Goundling all my points. guessing on the comic books stuff you don't know. Yeah. Okay. Then dying. All right, Dylan. Kirk Langstrom is also known as what villain or anti-hero name? I know this is well. All right. Well, then you answer it. But the points go to Dylan. Yeah. That's a fair trade. We both do the work, you know.
Starting point is 00:16:36 Peter Dinklage? No, no. Would you like to know the answer? No. Okay, fair enough. We'll just move on. Dylan or John. Yes.
Starting point is 00:16:58 It was man bat. It was man bat. Yeah. Man spider, man, cheetah, man bat. Yes. That's the rule. The rule of three is man cheetah, man spider, man bat. That's how you remember.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Yep. I will go. The nomadic device. DC for this one, please. Okay, DC. John, who are the characters that make up the Gotham City Sirens? Um...
Starting point is 00:17:33 John's size pretty healthy right there. Sound of a healthy adult man. John's having a good time. Gotham City Sirens. Is that... Um... Oracle? I will tell you, do you want me to stop you when you're incorrect or let you go? Yeah, just stop me when I'm incorrect. Put me out my misery.
Starting point is 00:17:57 You're already incorrect. Oh, thank God for that. The Gotham City Sirens are the team up of Catwoman, Harley Quinn, and Poison Ivy. Oh, of course. Dylan, do you want a Marvel or a DC question? Can you ask me a question of Pearl Jam? Are you familiar with a certain indie wrestler whose name is Stephen Flo? Because you told me everybody,
Starting point is 00:18:24 since you the link to that one. I have been sent that fucking video a million times. And it says a lot, the people, they're like, this is your two favorite things. And I'm like, I don't know. Who are wrestling is in my top two? Yeah. Yep.
Starting point is 00:18:40 So, DC or Marvel? Marvel. Marvel. Okay. Dylan. What animal does Spider-Man were, like. Thor has two war goats that pull his chariot.
Starting point is 00:18:54 They are named A. Balder and Hermod. B, thunder and lightning. C. Ask and Imbla. Or D. Tuthgrinder and tooth nasher. I hope it's the last one. Because that's awesome things to name goats. Is that your answer though?
Starting point is 00:19:12 Yeah, fucking right. I was going to see three, but now I'm going to say four. Dylan, you were correct. Tooth grinder and tooth nash. are the names of Thor's war goats. He can hear some style, man. He understands it, you know. All right. We are five questions in.
Starting point is 00:19:25 Our score is John with five points, Dylan at four. Five more points than I thought that we got. John, would you like a DC question or a Marvel question? I'll go Marvel this time. Okay. Before he became the radioactive man, Chin Lu was A, a spy, B, a nuclear physicist,
Starting point is 00:19:47 C, a soldier, D, a P, a Pied. pilot. I'm saying nuclear physicist. Correct. That's one point for John. Dylan, would you like a DC or a Marvel question? I'm going to go Marvel again. Okay. Shields' highest ranking agent is A, Nick Fury, B, Steve Rogers, C, Peter Parker, D. Natalia Romanoff.
Starting point is 00:20:16 Nick Fury. That is correct. It's one point for Dylan. I was really sure you could be like, actually, in an episode of the comics that they released two weeks ago, Steve Rogers has actually been promoted to Chief Captain of Shield, and so you're incorrect. Actually, who is Entry of Shield these days? Is it a Big Fury Jr.? I don't think Shield's around anymore, is it? Yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:20:37 I have no clue. Marvel's weird. How could you get rid of a classic angle like that? John, would you like a DC or a Marvel? I'll go Marvel again, please. All right. Captain America was frozen in which war? World War I, World War II, the Cold War, or the American Civil War? Uh, World War II. Dang it. I thought you were going to say the Civil War.
Starting point is 00:21:03 No, he was killed in the Civil War. Dylan. She's like in Marvel or a DC. Let's go to D.C. and roll the dice. Okay. Which Robin graduated to become Nightwing? Shit, you've told me there's like a billion times. Ah, fuck. Nightwing. Yep. One of the Robbins again?
Starting point is 00:21:30 No, don't tell him. We're not doing multiple choices for DC. Hang on. Dick Grayson is one. Yep, Dick Grayson is one. Damon Wayne is one. I don't think it was Sam. Two of them. I think it's the other one.
Starting point is 00:21:47 I know it's four. Technically five. There's five. Yeah. Yeah. One of them's a girl. But that's the technicality, because, let's be honest, women can't be superheroes. I'm right, guys?
Starting point is 00:21:58 Women can't be Nightwing. How? Well, you have fun on this show. You do. What the fuck is his name? Is it Tim Drake? That's what I'm going to go for it. Incorrect.
Starting point is 00:22:20 Tim Drake became Red Robin. Dick Grayson became Nightwing. What I remember. Loads of Robin. I'm you proud of, Corey, aren't you proud of me? I am proud to you remember the Robbins. I remember three of the Robbins. I remember one of the girls, so that coins.
Starting point is 00:22:37 Yeah, three and a half out of five. Yeah, that's the best I could hope for it. That's what I'm going to get in this quiz. John, do you like a Marvel or a DC? I'll go DC this time. Okay. What is the Superman villain Manchester Black's superpower? Oh, fuck, hell.
Starting point is 00:22:57 Uh, uh, uh, it could be literally anything. Take a stab in the dark. He's a ghost, but he lives in space.
Starting point is 00:23:11 Can he, uh, control, like, the ground? Like, I don't know, do stuff with the ground,
Starting point is 00:23:21 make it turn into like, like, into big fists and stuff. Yeah. incorrect. Manchester Black is a high-level telepath. Oh, fuck that guy. Well, that would be difficult
Starting point is 00:23:35 because he probably uses telepathy to stop that. There you go. John or Dylan, would you like ADC or a Marvel question? You can't tell the difference between me and John? Sorry. Look at us.
Starting point is 00:23:45 We look completely different. That's true. I can say comfortably, John looks nothing like you do, Dylan. All right. You can't say that comfortably because you don't know for certain. Exactly. So, Dylan, do you want a Marvel or a DC?
Starting point is 00:24:07 I'm going to go to DC, but the last DC question you just ask, please. So what about Manchester Black? Do you really want a DC question or a Marvel question? The way you asked me that makes me feel like the DC question is going to be really fucking hard. No, no, I just want to make sure you're sure that you want a DC and not a Marvel because you gave me a joke answer and I always want to clarify. I want to, it just, in the grand scheme of things, it doesn't matter. You got to pick one.
Starting point is 00:24:38 It's one or the other. So I'm going to go with DC. Okay. Who did the original artwork for Harley Quinn? Whoever animated the TV show. I need a name. The animation studio of the show. They have a name.
Starting point is 00:25:02 Not the studio, the guy. Guy. Yeah. He did all the animation of the cartoon. He did the character designs, yes. I think I know this. Manchester Black. John, do you want to take a stab at it since you know the answer?
Starting point is 00:25:20 Is it Tim Dini? No, no, no. You got Bruce Tim and Paul Dini backwards. Oh, fucking out. He's fucked up there, John. Yeah. How's Bruce Tim designed? Most of his women look the same, unfortunately, for him.
Starting point is 00:25:34 him. He has an aesthetic he likes. John, it is your turn. Do you want to eat DC or Marvel? I'll go Marvel, please. Marvel, okay. Do you think it's more fun just like striking out in the DC ones? I want to get some points on the floor first. You're
Starting point is 00:25:50 doing all right, kid. John, the vampire hunter blade is a mutant, B, a human, C, a vampire, D, half a vampire. He's half a vampire. That is correct. John, you get a point. Dylan, do you want a Marvel or a DC?
Starting point is 00:26:13 DC. Okay. I love your strength on this. I'm going to get it. I'm going to tell you, you should do well at this one. Don't pick it up and make it seem like I'm an idiot because when I get it wrong, I'm going to look so stupid. John's going to laugh at me. Dylan, how are Superman and Supergirl related? So like brother and sister? Correct.
Starting point is 00:26:42 They're cousins. Of course they're cousins. Why wouldn't they be? We talked about it last week when we did the auction because Power Girl is a version of Supergirl from another world. And she is Superman's cousin. Did we explicitly say that in the show? We did. Is that a bit where I was listening?
Starting point is 00:27:02 You voted, you bid on her and won her. I did. Right, but I didn't because I didn't. You're too busy. He's looking at that picture of here. Correct. Correct. I wasn't talking about who's cousin as two.
Starting point is 00:27:14 I'm not looking at the family album. You know what I mean? Yeah. So right now, our points. We're 10 questions in. John, you have eight points. Dylan, you have five. Pretty good.
Starting point is 00:27:25 So, John, is your turn. Would you like a Marvel or a DC? I'll go DC, please. Okay. What city do green arrow and blanche? Black Canary call home. Oh shit. I will tell you, do not cite Arrow
Starting point is 00:27:47 because you're going to be wrong. Man, this is annoying. Is it your fine lancor? No. Hang on. I'm processing. Give me a minute. Wait, wait. I know, obviously, Batman's Gotham. The Flash is Central City.
Starting point is 00:28:07 House is a womanation. Is How have I forgotten what it's called? Atlantis. Oh, fuck it. I can't remember. New York. Incorrect.
Starting point is 00:28:31 The answer is Star City. Star City. Star City. Star City. So, Dylan, would you like a DC or a Marvel question? I really want to go for DC again just for a crack. I mean, I'd love some points. Sure I would. But that's not how my life goes, man. My life is a constant stream of losing all the time, all the way down at the bottom of the hill.
Starting point is 00:28:53 What's great about this is, though, much like your life, it is a choice you're making to lose all the time, apparently. Correct. Absolutely correct. Every instinct they have is wrong. The summer George, you know what you mean? Summer of George. So what is the first of the first of the first of the first. So what is the flash Barry Allen's day job. It's the look. That's my face, Corey. I can't tell up that.
Starting point is 00:29:23 The way God made me. In his own image. The weird face and a perennial loser. That's what he did. In his own image. Huh? In his own image. Yeah, he feels bad about that.
Starting point is 00:29:35 He's like, I look like that. Losing all the time. Yeah, whoops. Yeah, what is, how does Barry Allen make his money? I'm so many jokes. answer is because I'm not going to get the right answer might surprise yourself we just talked about this Corey remember the sliding scale he works in airplanes incorrect he is a well he's a forensic something which ruined me because the other thing I was
Starting point is 00:30:17 going to say was he was the shoe salesman so they were obviously both a correct yes he's a forensic scientist. I like how you stopped after the forensic as if I couldn't guess. Like, like forensic watch, uh, forensic boat operator, you know,
Starting point is 00:30:30 maybe, you know, forensic accounting is a real job. It is real. And it is the truth. It is a real thing. It is someone who's entire job is, is for crimes going through someone's accounting.
Starting point is 00:30:43 That's the, that's the one. That one makes sense. But get rid of all the other fucking, get rid of the other. Make sure it's pointed elsewhere. Yeah. Point it away from me,
Starting point is 00:30:51 but keep them. So long as there's no trans people doing that job. Get their ab out here. Hey, John, would you like a DC or a Marvel question? I will go DC. Okay. Dr. Manhattan, Rorschach and the comedian all belong to which group? The Watchmen.
Starting point is 00:31:11 Incorrect. Oh, fuck. It's the Minutemen? It's the minute men. Fuck. Oh. I'm going to say this. That's great because I also would have fucked out of them.
Starting point is 00:31:22 Dylan, would you like a Marvel or a DC question? I got to go DC, right? They get those points on the board. All right, we could do that. Who is the founder of... Hypothetically we could. Sure. Who's the founder of the League of Assassins?
Starting point is 00:31:37 Well, it looks like those points are coming to me anytime. Billy the kid? Is that your answer? Is that your answer? I'm incorrect. Is Rasha Ghul? I think if you look back far enough into him, history, Corey? You're fine.
Starting point is 00:32:00 That's actually believe the kid. John, would you like a Marvel or a DC question? We're having so much luck on these DC questions. You certainly are. I think I'll go for another DC one. You're going to be the one that gets it right. And then I'm going to see that you got it right. I could do it too.
Starting point is 00:32:17 And then I'm going to lose some more. The Blue Beetle, Jaime Reyes, gets his powers from what? like some sort of scarab thing I need a little more specific information than that I don't know the the blue scarab where is it from the future correct
Starting point is 00:32:49 it is an alien symbiate much like venom could have came from the future yeah Dylan would you like a DC or a Marvel question why don't we try something different and go for that DC baby okay Marvel's Deadpool is a copy of what
Starting point is 00:33:11 DC villain Oh what's his fucking name I know his real name is Slade Wilson does that kind I will give you Slade Wilson It's okay Because I feel like going Slate Wilson is... Can I...
Starting point is 00:33:26 I would say that Slate's harder than his super villain name, to be frank. It's like Deathshot or something, isn't it? Deathstroke. Deathstroke. I think Stead Wilson's easier to guess because it's almost the same as fucking Deadpool's name. Well, I would say Slate Wilson would be harder because it is his character is his name,
Starting point is 00:33:45 but also maybe a little easier because in Teen Titans, the cartoon, they didn't want to use Deathstroke as a name. So the villain was just known as Slade. understandable why you wouldn't voice by Ron Perlman really yeah Ron Corrie next time we have a DC question ask me that okay okay don't tell John right we need noise I think like a surprise for him okay John would you like a Marvel or a DC question I will go Marvel this time okay Before turning to a life of crime, Mysterio was A, a stuntman,
Starting point is 00:34:34 B, a special effects artist, C, a magician, D, a firefighter. He was a special effects artist. That is correct. Dylan, would you like a DC or Marvel question? Well, I'm on a roll now, aren't I? Yeah, one is a row as a role. I'd be a fool to piss this away. Why don't we go DC?
Starting point is 00:34:58 Okay. Thinking a long time to come up with a question that I thought we already agreed. Who played Wonder Woman in the 1970s TV series of the same name? Oh, Linda Carter? Linda Carter, that is correct. Son of a bitch. I didn't expect that. Where did that go from?
Starting point is 00:35:33 Dylan or John, would you like a DCR? Can't tell me John apart? We already did this bit. I'll have a DC question, please. You're trying to. Right on my coattails. Yeah, absolutely. Neo Gotham is the setting for what animated series?
Starting point is 00:35:54 Batman Beyond. That is correct. That's good. That's good. You get beaten fair play, you know. Dylan. That is your name. Is it?
Starting point is 00:36:08 Well, it says Carl Butts. Correct. Okay, so Carl My full title, please, Corey Carl Butts, would you like a DC or Marvel question? I would like, gotta keep the train rolling. You gotta keep that DC train or rolling.
Starting point is 00:36:26 What's that? The DC trains about to hit a car and get derailed? Well, that's just the way it is. Thousands of people are gonna die, but here we go. Okay. In Batman, the animated series, who trapped Batman in a dream world where his parents were still alive, and he never became the Cape Crusader.
Starting point is 00:36:47 Cool. There are two answers to this. I will take either one of them. Because I think one of them was technically an episode of Justice League. To somebody who trapped him in a dream world? Who in Batman has a power to trap people in the dream world? Unless they just made a machine to do it.
Starting point is 00:37:11 Right? Ah, I'm so rich. I made a machine that can trap Batman. man in his own dreams because that's what the villain would say I'd lie for no reason that the audience knows what that big machine behind him is for
Starting point is 00:37:26 a big machine with like a bed and like a wee steamy mask on it I don't know any like specific Batman this is just gonna have to be like me picking a Batman villain at round yeah pick one or random tell me who you get penguin incorrect
Starting point is 00:37:50 John would you like to take a guess at either one just for fun I think was it the riddler? I seem to remember he trapped Batman into in some sort of fantasy world in one episode. I know the answer is the Matt Hatter if we're going from the Batman TV show. If we're going with the Justice League,
Starting point is 00:38:10 it was Mongol and the Black Mercy. So we were both pretty close. Me and John were pretty close. I would give up boy that was half a point, really. All right. So we are 15 questions in. Our scores, John, you have 11. points, Dylan, you have nine.
Starting point is 00:38:26 It's much closer than I thought it would be. Those DC questions are hurting you guys, is what it is. If anything, those DC questions have fucking got me to nine points. Got you closer. If it wasn't for the DC questions, I would be
Starting point is 00:38:40 dead on arrival. So, John, would you like a DC or a Marvel movie? Or a Marvel question. Movie. Give him a Marvel movie. Yeah. I'll go DC, please. I'll go bored you. In the comic, A Death in the Family,
Starting point is 00:39:04 what Batman villain became the UN ambassador for Iran? And so therefore it was granted diplomatic immunity. That would be the Joker. That is correct. Dylan, would you like a DC or a Marvel question? Well, I'm going to go DC just so I can get an easy question like that too, Corey. Okay. Keeping that easy question, please.
Starting point is 00:39:27 What was the comic book that Barbara Gordon got shot by the Joker, causing her to become a paraplegic and give up her role of Batgirl to become Oracle instead. The comic? Yes. What is the comic? The number? No, no, just the title. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:39:55 Detective Comics? Nope, incorrect. John, you seem to know the answer? Was it the kidding joke? Killing joke. All right. John, would you like a Marvel or DC question? I'll go DC again, please. Okay. Who is the only villain to appear in all three of Christopher Nolan's Batman movies?
Starting point is 00:40:19 That would be the scarecrow. That is correct. When I asked for an easy question, Corey, I meant for it to be given to me and not to John two times in a row. Okay. I told you it just comes down who's selecting in what order. Whenever you're doing admin, can you just like, you know, get that all started out, maybe. some things over, you know. Dylan, would you like a Marvel or a DC question?
Starting point is 00:40:46 I want the easy, the easy question, but I feel like because we've got, John got two easy ones in a row, that means statistically, I'm going to get the hard one, and then he's going to get the easy one. But fuck it. Why don't I just go over the DC one? Jeez, don't complain. Do you want the DC one?
Starting point is 00:41:02 Yes, give the DC one. Don't talk me out of it. Which of the following is not invisible or hidden? Wonder Woman's Jet, Wonder Woman's shield, Wonder Woman's Lasso, or Wonder Woman's Island? The lasso. That is correct.
Starting point is 00:41:21 Yeah. I don't like that stall over time thing. John, would you like a Marvel or a DC? I'll go DC again, please. Okay. Who is Bruce Wayne's legal guardian? Alfred Pennyworth. That is correct.
Starting point is 00:41:44 surprise yourself John you should be you're doing a very good job you're doing a great job Dylan would you like you Marvel or DC DC DC okay put the following Arkham video games in order of their release Arkham Origins Arkham Knight
Starting point is 00:42:06 Arkham Asylum and Arkham City Order of release This is going to surprise both of you Never play them Interesting okay I have not played them. Can you say them again real quick?
Starting point is 00:42:25 Arkham Origins, Arkham Knight, Arkham Asylum, and Arkham City. Would you let me stop you when you go wrong if you go wrong? I think Asylum is the first one. Okay. I think Knight's the second one. Incorrect. Shit. The are correct, John, do you want to give them the correct order?
Starting point is 00:42:51 Was it Asylum City Origin? No, I think Origins came in between and then Night was last, baby. Origins was last. Oh, okay. Right. That's it. I thought Origins was last. I just had to get City and Night in the right order.
Starting point is 00:43:10 I didn't do. John, would you like a Marvel or a DC question? I'll go DC, please. Okay. What is Zatana's surname? Oh, man, you've said this last week. Last week. I think it begins with Zed as well.
Starting point is 00:43:33 Okay. Satara. Incorrect. The answer is Zatar Zatana is her name. What a terrible name. Dillard, would you like a Marvel or a DC? Let's go Marvel for once and just like buck the trend. All right.
Starting point is 00:43:54 We'll go Marvel. Dr. Doom went to the same. same college as A. Tony Stark. B. Peter Parker. C. R. Richards. D. Bruce B. Well, would imagine it's Reed Richards. And that's why you're going to say. No. Yeah, it's Reed Richards. That's why I was saying Spider-Man. John, we're just looking at Marvel or a DC. Spider-Man never went to college. I will go DC, please. Okay.
Starting point is 00:44:26 Who are the original seven members of the Justice League? Let's see. Superman. Wonder Woman. Superman. Wonder Woman. Batman. Batman.
Starting point is 00:44:42 Green lantern. Okay. Martian Man Hunter. Okay. The Flash. Okay. And who is the last one? Green Arrow?
Starting point is 00:44:56 Carl Bucks Incorrect The seventh member was Aquaman Fucking Aquaman Always Aquaman What a prick I know right He's ruined our lives
Starting point is 00:45:08 In many occasions Dylan would you like a Marvel Or a DC I want to go DC No Okay Yeah I'm gonna do with DC But DC
Starting point is 00:45:18 DC okay That's gonna come back And bite me in the ass Who founded Arkham Asylum? Dr. Arkham be a little more specific than that i don't think i have to that's the correct answer there's been many dr arkham's there's a particular dr arkham one of them founded this island uh well am i wrong kori i'm my wrong i mean here's the thing there's been a
Starting point is 00:45:47 lot of people with the last name trump but not all of them have been our president yet but president trump was which would be the correct answer All right, so here's our points so far. Wait, I have an answer. That's it. That's it. John. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:46:06 John, you have 17 points. Dylan, you have 12. And we're going to have five questions left. Yeah. What was the answer to that question? Dr. Jeremiah Arkham. I thought that was the answer. I don't think I would have got that.
Starting point is 00:46:27 All right. There would have been more of the answers I came up with. So, John, would you like any Marvel or a DC? I'll go DC again, please. Okay. The second Dr. Light is A, a man, B, a female, C, transgender, D, an alien. A female. That's correct.
Starting point is 00:46:51 Oh. Are you familiar with Dr. Light at all? I have never heard of Dr. Light in my life. Dr. Light is the professor from Mega Man that creates Mega Man. Oh, there you go. There you go. Dylan, would you like a Marvel or a DC? I think by this point it's irrelevant, so I might as well just go Marvel.
Starting point is 00:47:12 Okay. Who cares? You'll feel good. That won't. I never do. What is commonly believed to be the Black Widow's previous occupation before she was a spy? a ballerina, a military pilot, a thief, or an athlete. See, this is why I don't feel better.
Starting point is 00:47:38 Ballerina is tempted because she's Russian. I'm like, do you think that that's... Yeah, let's go ballerina. Fucking, who cares, right? That's correct, ballerina. What this matters. Dylan has entered an existential crisis. This has been ongoing for at least five years.
Starting point is 00:47:56 Okay. John, would you like any Marvel or a DC question? I'll go DC again. Okay. The Joker was first introduced in what comic? Batman number one, Detective Comics number six, The Killing Joke number one, or Batman number five. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Starting point is 00:48:16 Yes. Why does he suddenly get a multiple choice question out of all of the other DC questions that have never, ever had a multiple choice question, including the previous when and the first? this person appear in a DC comic question that I got that did not get a multiple choice question. I have done that. And that a lot of stuff right. That is, Corey, Corey. This is gone against everything that's happened in the last hour and a half.
Starting point is 00:48:42 You can be fucking kidding me. All right, well, we'll move on. We'll get another question for you then, John. Admit, right now, I, Corey, look into the camera and admit that that is total bullshit. I mean, I was giving multiple choice for that way because they were not. John's already won, right? Let's look at the numbers here. John's already won.
Starting point is 00:49:00 I don't give a fuck about that. Ask him the questions. Give them the points. But look into the camera and tell the audience. Let them know that you're pulling the bullshit on them. Why are you so angry? I don't know the answer to this. I don't know why you're so angry, Dylan.
Starting point is 00:49:16 I thought you guys were all about being good athletes and competitors. That should I, when I did the window a long time ago. Listen. No, we've never had a multiple choice question for the DC comics. Up until what? Question number fucking 48? Like, that's insane. You know it's bullshit.
Starting point is 00:49:32 Corey, why? Yes. I was trying to be nice. I was trying to be nice to give a number because there was going to be that minute. It was open like that. All of them are open. Yes, exactly. Anyway.
Starting point is 00:49:45 So why is this the one? Come on. We'll move on. Come on. Come on. Look into the camera. Do it. Say it.
Starting point is 00:49:53 Say what? That's total bullshit. I will say that it was total bullshit. I was just trying to be a good friend. To John, he's already winning. Yes. He won the last one. He did win the last one.
Starting point is 00:50:05 No, you won. John Daphne won the last one. You won with the Eminem one. No, no. That was a lie. Like, that was just a bit we did. John D. D.C. comics carry a name starting with the word captain.
Starting point is 00:50:21 Oh, man. Oh, man. What the fuck? well we got captain kangaroo captain atom captain I don't know boomerang yeah
Starting point is 00:50:37 he's one of they helped him see we're still friends I will say six the answer is 15 oh fucking out Dylan
Starting point is 00:50:53 would you like a Marvel or DC question. I really want to go from Marvel to try and like work your way through. Claw back some kind of dignity. But I feel like the dignity left, I don't know, 50 podcast episodes ago, so
Starting point is 00:51:07 you know what? How many questions are left? There are seven. Well, technically seven and a half. What's the half? Well, the half is you. I'm counting them both as question number one. You get a question.
Starting point is 00:51:27 It's a question. Question number two. You get a question? That way for me, I'm keeping track that everybody's getting the same number. Everybody needs the system. Yep. Yeah, let's go Marvel. Okay, go Marvel.
Starting point is 00:51:41 Ghost Rider is known as A, the guardian devil, B, the spirit of hate, C, the red skull, D, the spirit of vengeance. The spirit of vengeance. There you go. Here comes my dignity. I can feel it. John, would you like... Challenge the guy, Marvel or a DC question?
Starting point is 00:52:02 I will go DC, please. Okay. In what year was Doomsday introduced? Ooh. That's one that I actually think I know the answer. Oh, man. I think 1992? I would have said 1994.
Starting point is 00:52:29 1999 is the correct answer. Oh, I'll just move home. That's good. Dylan, would you like a Marvel or a DC question? Ah, let's go Marvel. Okay, in Marvel. Deadpool joined the Weapon X program because A,
Starting point is 00:52:45 he had incurable cancer, B, he was forced to, C, he thought it would be fun, D, he wanted to fight for what's right. I'm party. We're timely reference there. we did just mention 1991
Starting point is 00:53:01 because he had cancer right that your answer yeah that's correct I mean not that he had cancer that's obviously terrible yeah nobody wants that no John would you like a Marvel or DC I'll go DC please
Starting point is 00:53:18 okay all right I need you to fill in the blanks in blank day in blank night no evil shall escape my sight let those who worship evils might blank my power green lantern's light you have three words to fill in so in blackest day is that the first one incorrect well fuck this in brightest day in blackest night no evil shall escape my sight let those who worship evils might beware my power green lantern's light yeah i'm talking marvel marvel just like a marvel
Starting point is 00:54:04 in DC. Let's go to, I've been doing Marvel for a while. Let's do DC again. Get some of them wrong. Okay. DC Comics has rebooted its characters and their origins. That reboot was most recently called what? We mentioned it by any of them a few times.
Starting point is 00:54:27 At least I have. They rebooted themselves like eight times. This is the most recent one. That doesn't help. Good installing. Can you, is that the answer? No. It was not an auditory ride.
Starting point is 00:54:58 Good luck transcribe without for YouTube. It just starts as it starts in lowercase, then it moves in the capital letters and then back to lowercase. Big crisis. Incorrect. The answer is the new 52. That's normally a crisis. That time the crisis was just called Flashpoint. It's not a cry.
Starting point is 00:55:23 John, would you like Marvel or DC? I will go DC again, please. Okay. The Justice Society of America was created during which war? World War II? That is correct. Yeah. The second question John got that the answer was World War II.
Starting point is 00:55:43 Yeah. Comics are really big of World War II. What can you say? John or Dylan, would you like a Marvel or DC? Weird how they weren't that popular in. the American Civil War, hasn't it? Yeah. Dispicious. Let's go Marvel.
Starting point is 00:55:57 Marvel, okay. So, who paid Matt Gargan to become the Scorpion? A? Felicia Hardy. Jay Jordan-Japson is correct. Don't even joke yourself. I don't want your multiple choice. I want your multiple choice for the DC question is what I want.
Starting point is 00:56:14 All right, we have five questions left. Our scores are, John, you have 21 points. Dylan, you have 16. All right. So, John, would you like any Marvel or DC? I'll go DC again, please. Okay.
Starting point is 00:56:32 You love rolling that dice. Hell yeah. What is Lady Blackhawks real name? Fuck, I regretting mysticism. Peter Tenglish. R.O. Wats. Lady Blach. Carl Stancy.
Starting point is 00:56:56 Baby juggernaut. Yeah. I am going to say. Sugar man. Sugar man. I'll ever show you guys. I probably did. All right.
Starting point is 00:57:15 So the answer is Zinda Blake. Zendda Blake. I dude, me and John could have been like spitting the bird's eye for years. We would never come up with it. That's why the DC ones are with two points. So, Dylan, would you like a Marvel or a DC? I'm going to Marvel. Okay.
Starting point is 00:57:37 What did Dr. Pim discover that allowed him to change his size? A, gamma rays, B, Pim particles, C, alpha rays, D. Omega particles. Pim particles. There you go. Discovered it, the name to that himself because he's an egotistical. motherfucker These are delicious
Starting point is 00:57:58 Jalman Jules like a Marvel or at D.C. I will go D.C. please. I'm radical. I like your commitment to the bit. I bought out a long time ago and it hurts me too much to keep losing like this.
Starting point is 00:58:13 The elongated man is best friends with what superhero? Oh, what is shit? Um, Any of them. One of the green lanterns.
Starting point is 00:58:36 Do you know who the elongated man is, Dylan? Do I know the elongated man? Of course. Of course. Of course I know that person you just said was, of course. I don't know. I'll say the thing. Wrong company.
Starting point is 00:58:51 I know. You got to get somebody. The answer is Barry Allen, the Flash. Okay. Somebody who's been on the show before. Dylan, which is like you, Marvel or a DC? John's having so much fun with the DC ones. Okay.
Starting point is 00:59:11 Maybe I should have a little DC. I've been Marvel for a long time, and I'm Marvel a lot, but maybe I should give a little, like, peek over the wall. What's that DC up to? What are they up to over there? What's the distinguished competition up to? And then I'll see it, and I'm like, oh, I don't like it. Back down the wall, I go and go back near that shit.
Starting point is 00:59:29 Okay. So give me a DC for at least one. Okay. what country was Lois Lane born in? Uh-oh. That makes it seem like it's not the obvious answer, which I would have said was the United States of America, but the fact that you have to ask that question makes me think
Starting point is 00:59:52 that she was not born in the United States of America, which is alarming. But then I run the risk of saying something like fucking, you know Nigeria and then you're going to go the actual answer was the United States of America you idiot and then I'm going to look stupid for picking one of the
Starting point is 01:00:12 175 other countries that is in the United States of America I appreciate this journey you're taking us on I'm just telling you my thought process you know sure because I don't know how long this show is could probably go longer could I don't remember how long our intro was
Starting point is 01:00:30 it was really long Yeah, no, we're probably hitting an hour mark right now. We cut the intro. I doubt that. I doubt that. I'm just going to stay. You know what? Curbball.
Starting point is 01:00:44 I'm going to say Canada. Okay. Is that your choice? Yep. Dylan, it was the United States of America. John, which is like a Marvel or a DC? Wow. That was.
Starting point is 01:01:00 That was absolutely devastating to watch. I will go for DC, please. Okay. What is Lois Lane's middle name? Oh, God damn it. The one thing you should have looked up was lowest lane trivia. Fuck me, man.
Starting point is 01:01:22 Is it Lewis Penny Lane? No. Oh, that was good, though. No, the answer is Joanne. of course juan lane that's not a joke Dylan would you like a marvel or a DC question Marvel Marvel okay I'm not over I'm not looking over the fence anymore
Starting point is 01:01:43 fuck you DC I say to mark I don't think so you know what was the name of the man in the bowler cap who is a member of the Howling Commandos oh would you like the option well you're get you you want me to answer give you the options first because this is the Marvel question do you get the option
Starting point is 01:02:00 you get the options what the fuck is his name I know what I know he looks like okay well is that coin you get multiple choice for Marvel so it's a jasper sitwell B Nick Fury
Starting point is 01:02:14 C Sam Sawyer D Dumb dumb Dugan That's him Dugin That's it He's got such a weird name where you're like It's so distinctive
Starting point is 01:02:25 But also like if you don't remember it once you hear it You're like that's what it is But like it's so weird Like you can't recall it because it's not like a familiar name, you know. You know. John, would you like a Marvel or a DC?
Starting point is 01:02:42 I will go Marvel this time. Okay. It's better than this side of the fence, John, isn't it? Yeah, this close to the end. DC is scary. What's going on over there? What the heck? What vehicle is the Avengers primary mode of transport?
Starting point is 01:02:58 A, a bus, B, the Quinjet, C, the Blackbird, D, the Black Hawk. It would be a quinget. I like a quinget. I like how he came up with three already existing modes of transport, like superhero modes of transport. And then the first one was a bus. Not even like the Avengers boss. Just like just a fucking boss. They had to wait and like flagged that.
Starting point is 01:03:19 It's late again. All right, Dylan. We did the bus, you know. Dylan, would you, uh, Marvel or DC? Just Marvel. Okay. What member of the inhumans did Johnny Storm date? A Medusa.
Starting point is 01:03:35 Storm, C, the Invisible Woman, D. Crystal. What? Half these guys aren't even in humans. I told you the Marvel ones were easy. I thought it was Crystal. Yeah. That's option D. It's Storm. It's Storm.
Starting point is 01:03:58 Okay. I don't think it's Storm. Who was number C? The Invisible Woman. That would be weird. It would be weird. Is it Crystal? That is correct. It is Crystal.
Starting point is 01:04:13 Okay. It's not Storm? Nope. Now, here's the thing. I have more questions. Yes. We could go, we could, this is the last question. We can add another five, though, if you guys are enjoying this. I'm happy to go on a bit longer. Yeah, yeah. Okay. So that would be question number 30. We can go to 40. I'm hobby. Yeah. All right, cool, cool. All right. John, Marvel or DC? Uh, in that case, I'll go DC again, please.
Starting point is 01:04:48 Right. I started to have fucking head to the pen. John, what is Lois Lane's shoe size? No. Um, seven. I mean, I don't know. Dr. Kirk Langstrom was seen in what animated DC film? So what's your knowledge of animated DC?
Starting point is 01:05:06 Hmm. Well, we've already established that he is man back. Yep. But what? Anime DC film? We've already established that he is a doctor. He has his medical degree. In being a doctor.
Starting point is 01:05:28 I think it's the famous animated movie, but I can't remember what it's called. Is it Mask of Fantism or something like that? Incorrect. The answer is Son of Batman. Ah, but words. All right. Dylan, would you like
Starting point is 01:05:45 A Marvel or a DC? That Marvel. Okay. Iceman is a member of what team? A, the X-Men, B, the Fantastic Four, C, the Invaders, D, the Lady Liberators. Well, Iceman could fit on the Lady Liberators. Hi, I'm going to say,
Starting point is 01:06:11 you know what, John, you know? I have no idea. I guess I'm just going to have to say the X-Man. That's probably the right answer. I mean, everybody's in the X-Men, right? That is correct. If you want to hear us talk about Ice Man and how boring we find him, check out that episode in the
Starting point is 01:06:26 archive. What? Did we talk about him being in the X-Man on that episode? I think we did. It came up. That sounds like a really good episode to listen to you, Corey. Sure does. Maybe other people should listen to it as well. Yeah, there we go.
Starting point is 01:06:39 Let's pause to advertise the podcast they're currently listening to. By the way, if you like the Iceman episode, if you like this trivia, episode. You're going to love the other episode we did about trivia quizzes. Oh, it's number 50 foot scoos. It's in the archives. It's in there somewhere.
Starting point is 01:06:57 You're going to love it. Check it. Just look for it. All right. We are 30 questions in. Our points are currently John at 22. 21, I'm on 21, I thought. You might have missed a DC or a Marvel
Starting point is 01:07:16 one that you got a point for. I think John John's got 23, according to my record. Dylan, how many you got according to your record? 19. You're on 18 on mine. Corey? I have you at 20.
Starting point is 01:07:35 Why is everybody off? 20? Have you guys gone lost on the fact that DC's at 20. No. It's at 2 and Marvel's at 1. I feel like somewhere we're missing something. Corey's right. We're missing something.
Starting point is 01:07:49 I definitely have 20 points. Yeah, we have. 100%, though. I'm giving myself 20 points. 20 points. So, John, I have you at 22, and I have Dylan at 20. I have John on 23. I have me at 21 and you at 18.
Starting point is 01:08:11 Well, because we give me, out of the three of us, I took the highest score, which is 20. I think it's fair to we give John out of the three of us the higher score that we had for us, which was 23. I think that's fair. Is that fair? I can do that. Okay. So we'll consider this. I'm sure this happens at game shows all the time. We just had different answers for how many points everyone had.
Starting point is 01:08:32 So we will go with the agreed on 23 for John and 20 for Dylan. I'm happy with that. John, you happy that? That'll do you? John's like, no, I want the 23 and I want Dylan to have minus points. All right. So, John, which is like in Marvel or DC? I'll go Marvel piece Okay Which superhero is romantically interested in Sue Storm
Starting point is 01:08:56 A, Ironman, B, Namor C, Spider-Man, D. Black Panther Namor That is correct. Incorrect. The answer is all of them. That's a lovely lady. Dylan, would you like a Marvel or a DC? Give me a Marvel.
Starting point is 01:09:15 Okay. What was Dumb D. before he joined the military. A. an actor. B. A. A circus strong man. C. A policeman. D. A firefighter. Strong man. That's correct. Very close to say a firefighter. John, which is like Marvel or DC?
Starting point is 01:09:39 I'll go Marvel, please. Okay. What is the name of Tony Stark's building that the team uses as a headquarters in Marvel Ultimate Alliance? A. Camp Hammond. B. Iron Tower. C. Stark Tower, D. The Shield Headquarters. Tony Stark's Big House. Stark Tower? That is correct.
Starting point is 01:10:03 Dylan, would you like any Marvel or DC? Giving them Marvel. What is Connie just real name? Wyatt Wingfoot is a member of what tribe of Native Americans? A. Wasabi. B, Inuit. C. Aztecs. D. Kiwazi.
Starting point is 01:10:21 Wasabi? No. Yes, that is one of the options. Why did you put this up? This came from pro profs.com these questions and answers
Starting point is 01:10:33 all provided by them. They have to take a good large They have to answer for this one. They have to answer for this one. Who was it? A, wasabi,
Starting point is 01:10:43 B, Inuit, C, Aztex, D. Kewazi. I don't know. I'm going to say Inuit. No, I'm not.
Starting point is 01:10:49 Wait, am I? Native American. Yes, Native Americans. Yeah, I'm going to say anyway. Incorrect, the answer is Kiwazi. All right. Fair enough.
Starting point is 01:11:08 John, did you like a Marvel or DC? I will take Marvel, please. Okay. What was Apocalypse name when he, or not Apocalypse? What was Wolverine's name when he was a member of the Horseman of Apocalypse? A rage, B, death. There you go. It just got me off.
Starting point is 01:11:26 It's very rude to be. Then a finish. Then a finish. Thank you. Dylan, we joined Marvel or DC. That's a DC for a mix-up. Okay.
Starting point is 01:11:39 How did Lady Flash get her super speed? Oh, I don't know. She fell into a radioactive flash. This feels like a good opportunity to bring up radioactive jizz. Oh, no. Did one of the flashes impregnate her and make her become a flash? Uh, no, no. She got it from a mixture of drugs in gene therapy. Gene therapy, such as.
Starting point is 01:12:10 The jizz of a flash. There you go. John, would you like Marvel or DC? Uh, Marvel, please. Okay. Daredevil and Electra first met at what school? A, Columbia University, B. Smallville High, C, Empire State University. D. Harvard University. Why would it be Smallville? Is it Columbia?
Starting point is 01:12:40 That is correct. Who? Is this the same website? Yes. Why would it be Smallville? They trick answers. Stupid. Come on.
Starting point is 01:12:51 I don't know. Do what the fuck? So, John, Adela, would you like a Marvel or DC? Oh, Marvel. Okay. Please. Weasels, real name is A. Henry Pim. B. Jack Hammer. C. Natalia Romanov. D. Tom Weasel. E. Tim Weasel.
Starting point is 01:13:22 I don't know. I don't know what Weasel's real name is. Holy fuck. Jack Hammer. Correct? Oh, my God. For a moment, I'm like, because Jack Hammer sounded familiar and then I'm like, is it familiar? because it's in the devil comics, or is it familiar because it's somebody else called Jack Hammer? I just thought, yeah, that's close enough.
Starting point is 01:13:48 So, John, would you like Marvel or D? Why did that one have five? I have no idea. We got to have some questions. What was the thing? What was the guy going to be a question about the last time? Was it the comic resources guy that, like, made the list? Yeah, well, that was just a list guy, yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:06 Are we going to have these... We're going to have problems with this guy, too? Maybe. I think so. Listen. So. Well, but making beeps on this show. You know, that's how we get views.
Starting point is 01:14:16 We start picking fights with people. I mean, Kendrick Lamar just won a bunch of Gramies for a discrack. So, I mean, we just have to get in on that, too. Can we write a discrack about him? Yes. There we go. You're ready to distract about Kendrick Lamar? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:30 Oh, that sounds like a terrible idea. He's really good at it. He's a dumb ass, right? He's really good at it, though. At being a dumb ass? Correct. See, this is part of the rap. John, would you like a Marvel or DC?
Starting point is 01:14:45 I'll go Marvel again, please. Okay. Edwin Jarvis is the Butler to A, Bruce Wayne, B, Charles Xavier, C, Tony Stark, D. Brian Braddock. Tony Stark. Okay. I have a lot of questions, but who wrote these? Dylan, would you like Marvel or DC? Marvel.
Starting point is 01:15:10 Okay. Captain Leonid McKenzie is the father of A, Namor, B, Captain America, C, Captain Britain, D, Iron Man. McKenzie. It's not Iron Man. Who was the second one? Skype agreed with you that it was not Iron Man. It doesn't do it when he wants to do it, but it doesn't do when he doesn't. It never does it when I do the actual thumbs up.
Starting point is 01:15:41 I'm always like this and it's like, do, you know? People on Spotify, I'm talking about how I, sometimes when I just move my fingers, a thumbs up will appear on Skype. Nobody can explain that. This has happened for like 50 episodes and nobody can explain it. Anyway, yes. Do the things again. It's not Tony Stark. It's Namor, Captain Britain or Captain America? It's not Captain America. I feel like it's Namor. Okay. Is that your guess?
Starting point is 01:16:16 Yeah. That's correct. Namor McKenzie is his name. Weird name. McKenzie's a very... I think McCannsey is like a very British surname. Hmm. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:28 Namor, I would argue, John, you're living in the mainland UK. Of course, you might know this more. But I wouldn't have said Namor was a very British name. Maybe it is. I don't think I've heard it, shouted on the streets at all. Hey, fucking Namor! So that's it. Would you like our point tally so far?
Starting point is 01:16:53 I'm actually really nervous to say this now because I have no idea if we're even going to match up again. Okay. John, how many points do you have? Well, with these new adjusted points, I've got Dylan on 23 and myself on 28. That's what I have to. All right. All right, cool. We're in agreement.
Starting point is 01:17:12 All right, we have five more questions to go. Dylan, you're down by five. John, would you like a Marvel or DC? Oh, I'll go Marvel again, please. Okay. The Vision is an Android created by A, Rhee Richards, B, Tony Stark, C, Ultron, D. Hank Pim. Ultron, baby. That is correct.
Starting point is 01:17:36 Dylan, would you like a Marvel or DC? Marvel. Okay. Thing Fing Fume is an alien from A, Krypton. B, MacLoo 4, C, Mars. D. Vulcan. DC, please. No?
Starting point is 01:18:03 Nope. Nope. Unfortunately, we are about the point of no return. What's really funny is, I was like, I think I know the answer, and then none of the things is that.
Starting point is 01:18:15 Mars? Incorrect. The answer is Maclew 4. Wow, then I get that. John, did you know that? Yep. Of course you did. It's easy to say that now.
Starting point is 01:18:25 What's he said the answer? What's the answer? John, which is like Marvel or DC? I'll go Marvel again, please. Okay. How many rings of power does the Mandarin possess? 10. Okay.
Starting point is 01:18:40 I would have said 10. Is that correct? Yeah, that would be 10, yes. Dylan, would you take Marvel or DC? Let's go DC to throw a curveball into this. A little bit of action. You know, maybe I'll creep up on them. You don't know.
Starting point is 01:18:55 be. True or false. We know. We know. True or false. V for Fendetta is considered a DC Comics film. Yes. Is that your answer to true?
Starting point is 01:19:07 Yeah, true. False. V for Vendetta was published by Vertigo, so it is not considered a DC comics film. Right, but isn't like, it's not like closely associated with DC? I mean, at one point, yes, but no longer. And they were never, they were considered a separate imprint. I mean, I know that it was Vertigo. but I thought that like given the way that those kind of like studios,
Starting point is 01:19:29 not studios, but like the two companies are like kind of like, well, whatever, doesn't matter, I got it wrong. I probably justify why I got it wrong. Right.
Starting point is 01:19:40 John, Marvel or DC. I'll go DC this time. Okay. What is this super villain alias for Thomas Blake? Thomas Blake. Allen. Oh, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:20:03 It's not ringing any bells. Optimus Prime. Batman villain. Let's go. Is it? Captain Boomerang? That's who I was going to guess. Incorrected is Catman.
Starting point is 01:20:27 Oh. Catman. We were kind of close. Dylan, would you like a Marvel or DC? DC, please. Okay. True or false? Watch the other true or false?
Starting point is 01:20:44 Well, I mean, true or false? It's not the same, it's not getting multiple choice. Is this a true statement or false statement? Yeah, it's 50-50. I mean, we could jump. I mean, we could jump. We'll do it. We'll jump.
Starting point is 01:21:00 John, if you get really heated about it, Corey will change it's fine. But if you don't get it to be a bit. If you just say like, oh, you have to get ready into it. And he has when he is not in his Martian form, John Jones is an undercover. What is his identity? He is not in his alien form.
Starting point is 01:21:18 Yes or no? What is his identity if he is not in his Martian form? I feel like you've changed this question. No, no. No idea. There's options, but I'm not giving those options to you. Okay. But you also said this was a yes or no question, a true or false question, and that has changed as well.
Starting point is 01:21:38 No, no, no, I changed it because I didn't get to say this here, Corey. No, no, I didn't get to say the true or false question because John interrupt me on that. This is a different question entirely. He didn't even like, he just loves to that that's all that. It doesn't take anything to, like, persuade you to change your questioning. Like, I didn't always think for like 20 minutes. We're going to change the question again. Cicada is a villain of which flash?
Starting point is 01:22:00 The third one. No. See, you couldn't, you could have potentially, you could have potentially gotten that one, but you didn't because you wanted to fight, so we moved on. What was the other? Which one? There were two different ones ahead of you. I don't know what the last one, the one before that. Well, you didn't let me ask them. Yeah, that one, that one.
Starting point is 01:22:21 What was he? What was his job? He's a car watchman. Watch cars. No. What was the question before that? Of the very, of the three women who've been the Cheetah, have they all been a, villain of Wonder Woman. No.
Starting point is 01:22:37 It's true. Well, anyway. Anyway, John, which is like any Marvel or DC? John, it's going so well with DC. I'll go DC. I was going to say, John, if you want just like an easy ride, pick Marvel because whatever happens at DC, you know, I'm going to kick his think up about it just to be a dick. There you go.
Starting point is 01:22:59 So you may as well just pick Marvel. Like, you've won already, dude. It's not even like, when were the fatal five introduced? When? When? When? When?
Starting point is 01:23:11 When? Yeah. So Dylan gets a 50-50 question. He did get a 50-50 question because you made me change it. No, you were very specific that I did not get a 50-50 question. You got a 50-50 question. I did not. That wasn't real.
Starting point is 01:23:26 That he got wrong, that you were very smug about because you knew the answer. Yes. Okay. Exactly. You didn't matter to you. he got it wrong. All I'm saying is I've got to choose from every single year
Starting point is 01:23:39 that's ever been. Yes, but I would also say that the last question that I have changed three times. You are responsible for one of those changes. You are responsible to answer the questions. Corey, change the question for him. All right, go change to the question.
Starting point is 01:23:55 How tall is Lobo? Seven foot tall. Close. He's seven foot six. Oh, pretty close. No cigar. Dylan. Would you like a Marvel or DC? Oh, obviously Marvel.
Starting point is 01:24:12 Fuck, D.C. That's just problems. I don't want those problems. That one extra point has caused a rift between me and John that we will never be able to close. I'm going to try to repair it with just Marvel questions. But honestly, I don't know if our friendship is going to survive this. Spider-Man was talked into creating the Spider-Mobile by the advertising firm of A, Carter Lombardo, B, Max Shrek, C, Reed Richards, D, Maxwell Lord.
Starting point is 01:24:41 Wow, that's a good one. Give the, we were slagging these guys off right here. Give these guys props for that one. That's a good one. That's a really good question. This one's easy. Shut the fuck off. Well, if you say it's easy, it means that it's probably Reed Richards because that's the only one I've heard of.
Starting point is 01:25:01 And because they had the fantastic car, they were probably like, why did you get them with Spider-Mobile? Because I don't know who the other three are. Who are the other three? Carter-Lorardo, Max Shrek, or Maxwell Lord?
Starting point is 01:25:17 Yeah, fucking, why not just Reed Richards? Why not? So, Max Shrek is from Batman Returns. Maxwell Lord is DC Vellon. And if it's not Reed Richards, then it must be,
Starting point is 01:25:31 whatever the other word. Who is that? Like, what the fuck? It's just an advertising guy. Some fucking guy that I'll never have heard of. Yeah. All right. Here is our last question.
Starting point is 01:25:45 Our score so far is John with 30 and Dylan with 23. Can my last question be worth 10 points? What I will say is we're going to make that happen. We're going to say the last question is worth 10 points. It could be winner takes all. and I will purposely try to find the hardest question I can find
Starting point is 01:26:04 but the caveat is they have to be DC question I'll I'll take that I'll take I'll take that gamble okay I didn't do anything well I was just breathing no the thumbs up came up oh and I was like I had my hands below the camera and the thumbs up came up I'm like come on what the fuck I have to cut my hands off what's going on here man don't you're finding keep breathing don't worry about I'll allow you to keep bringing it. All right.
Starting point is 01:26:36 I will, so I have. All right. So John, because you won the coin flip, question A or question B? I'll go question A, please. Question A, okay. Question A is, who killed Maxwell Lord? Oh. I feel like I'm.
Starting point is 01:27:06 know this but well i know he's a wonder woman then so i'll just go wonder woman that is correct oh yes so john dylan do you want to ask your question just to get your question just to say that you did yeah one who gave dick gracing the name nightwing Wonder Woman No Superman Well I think I get a couple point I think you should get 12 points
Starting point is 01:27:39 I still lose Yeah So what are our final scores John So I think 40 for me And then 23 for Dylan 23 23 pretty respectable
Starting point is 01:27:52 That's the gentleman's 23 Oh lovely respectable 23. If you're in the 40 questions and I go 40 points. If you're in the roulette table, always spend on 23.
Starting point is 01:28:08 There you go. Yeah. Otherwise, this happens. Yep, there you go. You get aggressively kissed. I put it in there at the end of it. Anyway, this was fun. I really like some of those questions.
Starting point is 01:28:20 Some of those questions did not like. But I like the kind of like the the gamble the like two points where DC out of your comfort zone kind of thing yeah it also was exposed
Starting point is 01:28:34 significantly how little I know about A, Marvel B, D.C What was Lisa Snart's profession? Carpenter John Lisa Snart was
Starting point is 01:28:55 Bus driver what's the freeze guy that's oh you yeah so was she on flash just yeah I think so but I don't know what a profession was like burglar he was umbo player I almost said that got down becomes the golden glider yes of course hey according to comic how much does gorilla Broadway 400 pines that's not right he weighs that's not right he weighs big show that's probably not right I'd say it's more
Starting point is 01:29:31 I don't know I'm gonna say like 500 pounds it's got to be more in the big show it's got to be more than the big show but are you thinking my first answer what what it was 600 okay what do you say 600 well that John said I got right so I would give them the points for that
Starting point is 01:29:47 fair enough one one that I just think you guys would find fun how many speedsters are there 17 I mean it depends Does Superman count as a speedster? Yes. I mean, does he?
Starting point is 01:30:02 I don't know. The answer, by the way, because the DC ones, there are multiple choice options. I was just removing them to add to the challenge of it. Thank you. The multiple choice options in this one are 45, 4. Way too many to count, 52. The answer is way too many to count as the answer. I thought that was fun.
Starting point is 01:30:23 I said 17 because I'm like, that's a pretty, that's a high number of speedsters. And then the first one he said was like 45 and like, oh, fuck, dude. I think it's not right. So I will tell you there were a lot of different other quizzes I was looking at. Some of them I was like I would like to use it, but I felt like would be mean because it was it didn't accurately separate the definition of what a comic was because he was asking questions about like Popeye the sailor and like Beatle Bailey and like Sunday morning like comic strip questions. Yeah. And I just I don't know how up to date you guys are on your. Prince Valiant lore, you know.
Starting point is 01:30:58 I love Popeye. That's just between me and Popeye, though. Olive oil can't find out. Just can't find out. You go real pissed. They have a kid together. I'm like, fuck, I don't care. Now you did that time.
Starting point is 01:31:15 Your thumb was up that time. I was like that, you know. Skype agreed away from the screen with my thumb as if to say, get out of time was what I did. You know, I don't think that. the extra marital affairs. If you're listening to this on Spotify, there's going to be a lot of points where they're like,
Starting point is 01:31:33 he did it, or there it is, and you're not going to understand what it means. It's because a thumb pops up on my screen a lot, and nobody can really explain why that happens. That's true.
Starting point is 01:31:43 Tell Skype this up. Yeah, again. All right. So, John, where are you out in your movie watch for the year so far? I am currently up to 118. 118. Very nice.
Starting point is 01:32:00 Yeah. What was your most recent film? It was Yento. Really? Is it good? I mean, no. I've heard so much. It's a lot of Barbara Streisand singing like inner monologues about being a Jewish boy. Yeah, basically.
Starting point is 01:32:22 And it's a bit weird. Okay, fair enough. So if people wanted to hear your further thoughts on Yentel, where can they go to find them? They can find them on Letterbox at Big John Bowsky, all one word. And Dylan, what's going on in the world of Carl Buts, Carl Stancy, and Captain Explodie? What's happened in the world of Carl Buts? Well, that's a loaded question right there. A lot of butts going on in the world of Carl Buts.
Starting point is 01:32:58 Not a whole lot. I've been writing the second book. I don't know when it's going on. But the first book is available for purchase if you'd like to. It's available on Amazon. If you Google, The Wonderful World of Captain Exploity, you can find it.
Starting point is 01:33:14 You should probably not Google. You should probably put it into the Amazon search bar directly. And then just bypass Google completely. And it's up there. Honestly, I'd rather not put my e-books on Amazon because it's a horrible soul-crushing website. that has destroyed the planet. But that's just the world we live in.
Starting point is 01:33:32 Nothing we can do about it. And you can buy it on hardbook, paperback, or e-book. Actually, I don't think it's available in hardback. I have to double-check that. But it is available on paperback and as an e-book for a very
Starting point is 01:33:45 affordable price. So if you don't buy it, you're really an idiot. You should buy it. You really should. There you go. I need to buy soup for me and my children. They're very hungry. How many of your stories involved knowing the
Starting point is 01:33:59 birthplace and weight and size of Lois Lane? Four? Which makes it embarrassing that I didn't get at. Well, I mean, I admired that your dedication to her character, though. But some of them are from the second book, so I've split them up over. You know, it's not. I'm actually writing a book. I'm actually writing a third book about like superhero stories because I realized a lot of
Starting point is 01:34:19 the stories I was writing were about like heroes or villains or stuff like that. So I thought I'll just compile the hero villain stories into a separate book. and I'm going to make a whole that's actually quite relevant. I should focus on that book more because that's quite relevant to our show. I probably got about 30 stories. I like to have 50.
Starting point is 01:34:38 I think 50 is a good. If you write in short stories, 50 is a good number for like a book. So I probably have about 30 stories of like hero, villain, short stories on the go. So that's a work of progress as well.
Starting point is 01:34:52 So let's, some second book is going to come out this year. It's either the proper second book or the Heroes and Villains' Storybook, we'll see what happens. Sounds very good. Thank you. Yeah. So I have my other show, Largeville Cup.
Starting point is 01:35:06 It's moving around to doing stuff. People are listening, which is always nice. I would promote us on Instagram, but I got all of our stuff off of Instagram because I don't want our shit to be associated with the Zuckerberg and meta and all that nonsense. Understandable. We're also not on Twitter or X. or whatever, there is a blue sky that we are on. So if you're using Blue Sky as a social media platform that so far,
Starting point is 01:35:35 it's not tied to anybody terribly shitty that I'm aware of. So where you go there? Not yet. Not yet. So you can find Smart Avengers on Blue Sky. Gil Simone is also in Blue Sky and she's a very lovely follow. And she loves us. She does, maybe.
Starting point is 01:35:52 Corey, can you get in touch with her and be like, dude, I think you'd love the show. I'll send her a DM. it'd be like, hi, I know that when a white man said you a DM is usually not good, but check out our show. What about three white man? Well, there you go. That's a place. Don't worry, the attachment photos are not what you think. It's a thumbnail.
Starting point is 01:36:10 It's a thumbnail. But also, there's been episodes the show where I've talked quite fondly by Gail Simone. Yeah. Like clip that and then send that to her. Yeah, maybe we can get her. Maybe we can talk her into coming on to the show. If you can pay her to be on the show, Gail Simone. If you can pay her to be on the show, because I sure is fucking...
Starting point is 01:36:28 Okay. We'll find out. We'll crowd source it. Can you afford it? I'm going to say no. Get Gail on the show, hashtag. Let's get it started. It's got a movement going.
Starting point is 01:36:39 Does Blue Sky do hashtags or such a stacks? They do. They do hashtags. And let's get it started, baby. Let's get that Gail Simone on the Smart Avengers podcast. Let's get it going everywhere. Let's put it everywhere. Yes, there we go.
Starting point is 01:36:51 All right. But that'll do us for now. so we will see you in the future. Have fun out there. Bye-bye. See you later. Bye-bye.

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