The Smark Avengers - Vol 4, Ep 10: Circus Crimes & Monster Plots?! Watching Japanese Spider-Man Gets Weird

Episode Date: May 2, 2025

🎪🕷️ Circus Crimes & Monster Plots?! Watching Japanese Spider-Man Gets Weird 🕷️🎪 Strap in, true believers—because this ain't your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man! In this Watch Along / Let's Watch episode, the Smark Avengers dive headfirst into two absolutely wild episodes of Japanese Spider-Man (Toei’s 1978 tokusatsu classic) and it gets... unhinged FAST. 🎥 Episode 1: A nimble but cowardly thief steals stacks of cash to fulfill his dream... of starting a circus?! 👾 Episode 2: Professor Monster launches his Spider-Man Extermination Plan, and it involves explosions, absurd villains, and peak 70s tokusatsu madness. Think Mystery Science Theater 3000 meets comic book podcast—with nonstop commentary, spicy jokes, and chaotic fan reactions. Whether you're a hardcore Spidey fan or just here for the laughs, you don't want to miss this hilariously bizarre ride. ✅ Subscribe for more comic book watch-alongs, tier lists, hot takes, and deep dives! ✅ Comment your favorite moment from Japanese Spider-Man or suggest what we should react to next! #JapaneseSpiderMan #SpiderMan #LetsWatch #WatchAlong #ComicBookPodcast #SmarkAvengers #Tokusatsu #MST3KStyle #Marvel #ProfessorMonster #MarvelTok #WeirdMarvel #SpiderVerse #ComicBookFans #RetroTV #SpideySaturday

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So today is callback. We've not been able to do this in a while because some very not fun people are out there ruined something real great for everybody. And that was, we were watching some Japanese Spider-Man. Yeah. Well, we were watching some Japanese Spider-Man on YouTube that someone very lovingly put up for the world to enjoy

and treating it like a let's watch. So as a reminder, a let's watch is basically what we're going to do is the three of us are going to watch Japanese Spider-Man together and kind of just talk about it as it's playing. They give it sort of like director's commentary on a DVD or something like that. And what you can do is you can sync up to our video and put this on in the background while you watch the same thing yourself. So, first off, any questions, guys?

Yeah, so if the crypto dies and then it comes back again, do you have to reinvest or do you already still have the crypto from when it died? This question is to Corey. Are you asking chat TV TV? No. No, no, no. Regardless, this is on a channel called Supeda Man Archive, S-U-P-A-I-D-A-M-A-N archive. My belief is a very creative way to try to get around putting Spider-Man in their title and drawing attention to themselves.

I believe that's how you say Spider-Man in Japanese. I believe it is too. I just kind of like my idea better. You didn't want to stay it in case of standard races. be like, it might not be. So anyway, what we're going to do is we're going to switch over to that. The video portion of this will disappear. And we're going to just watch some Japanese Spider-Man together.

This is episode three, Mysterious Thief Zero-Zer1 versus Spider-Man. Are you guys ready? I think so. All right. Let me make sure that, yes, we want to share the computer sound. Okay. Let me know when you guys see that. I can see it.

Okay. Well, who wants to give us a countdown starting from three for the viewers at home? Why is he going to start from three? I don't know. I could start any number you want. By the way, can you see that this is full size? I can see this buffering. Yeah.

All right, so is it full size? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Perfect. Dylan, do you want to count down for whatever number you feel like counting down from?

Nah, because I would have gone down from like 86. 24. I would have done 24. That's the biggest number. Highest number. Highest number. John, do you want to count down?

Sure. Why not? Okay. Okay. So, three, two, one. Go. I like the Christmas lights in the spider web.

Yeah, yeah I do like I go to work one day And you just see this fucking Cunt climbing up the side of a building You're like That's okay Also is this too early in the video

To say The Frist fucking cunt Is Uh-oh We're gonna get trouble You're European It's allowed I mean

Are you gonna have to bleat that eye Twice It'll happen again You've said it before You've said it before Yeah but not like the first five minutes Alright Catch a song, isn't it?

Do you think this is on Spotify? Oh, I hope so Yes We should get out of time Yep Japanese Spider-Man is on there Oh damn It's going down the same building That Spider-Man likes to climb

Well that's got to be some kind of coincidence It's the tallest building in the whole city. Yeah. I think it's two-story building in the whole city. Wait, I thought it was Phantom Thief number three. No, zero-zero-one. It's episode three.

I thought that, oh, it's episode three. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. In volume three, we watched episodes one and two previously. I did that one. He cut that class so quietly. you're just getting a hole in it no he opened the the window and then went through the other side of the window

let's not the side he opened i'll get that sweet sweet cash in yand that's probably going to be a bite four pines oh it's a good thing the fucking cops were in building is that guy he really sounded like a phantom didn't he He's very sad that he got caught. Right, doesn't this seem a bit like he's not the real villain? Mm-hmm. Isn't this a little bit like Hobgoblin-esque? Hey, look that guy.

Oh. Uh, it's a good thing people can't see this because the seizure warning of his baby. Yeah. Oh, no, he's got jelly on his face. No, they're all for your dad somewhere. We better arrest him anyway. Oh, they're not dead. Thank God for that.

No, you just got jelly on his face. Yeah, well, it's hard to... He's been abducted by the Patti Patrol as well. Forget about that. You want to see some... Hey, it's not Peter Parker. Is this where he gets his news from? Like, a woman just yells it out of when he's on the bike track?

Well, she works for the newspaper, so it makes sense. Like, every time, he's like, dude, you're not... Stop fucking around. bike and come and investigate the murder. And he's like, oh, I kind of busy the bike track, but maybe my friend Spider-Man will be there. You know? Kyi-Soch-o-Keezy-Sukh-no, Kyi-jou-ttekej-shan-hany-you-lety-you-Kolyt. That reminds me of the flasher.

Oh, wait, no, okay. Something else reminds me with the flasher. Oh, that's Mato-001 to the all of the you know ufo's in a movie or not such a guy dude right

but all of Japanese Spider-Bun villains with face yeah because it's for the Iron Cross Army remember those guys

I would argue that some of them are in earth some of them might be in the United States right now Jesus Christ I know how that guy's

deal that'll be really here They just blast him in the face over and over again. I like how his eyes appear to point different directions, and yet when he flashes people, it's straight ahead. It's just, yeah, there's no periphery on it. How does that work? I guess because he's a space alien.

You know, it's a different physics. Staring to his eyes. But then you're like, if he's an alien, how do we know those are his eyes? You don't know. I mean, I believe she's technically an alien, too. Sometimes she's just lucky in an alien, and you're like a weird putty man and sometimes you're a monster and sometimes you're just a hot Japanese lady

dude if I was an alien I would be like please let me be a hot Japanese girl please and then you end up being a little well wasn't it like a really small like mushroom dude I don't want that guy no so they're hypnotizing this guy they're hypnotizing them, but like, sure he was already stealing stuff. Was he steal stuff by himself? Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I thought that, okay. Oh, Professor Monster, I forgot of his name.

Oh, he's going to dress up like Spider-Man and steal shit. I love to talk to you, but I have to take a look at these, uh, really interesting cell sample but fucking microscopy i i would argue that way of running is not sneaky no right it's a little suspect also in the middle of the road oh so he's just spray-paying spider-man on the wall after he robs a place my name is spider-man like definitely do When you think about it, this isn't a bad plan, right? Spider-Man has just appeared in the city. We've seen him in the last few episodes.

And somebody's like, well, want to be free him, Spider-Man. They don't know it's not Spider-Man, because he does it at night, you would see him. It's not a terrible idea, you know? Yeah. It's great. It's not terrible. Yes. Kei's the Ube Ingette's R.O.0.001.

What's really interesting? Is that they say, zero, zero, one. Mm-hmm. But, but like, Kei's not. Kei's a Kyi-San, and they're in Javier one.

It was really interesting, is that they say zero-zero-one. Mm-hmm. But like, zero in Japanese is zero, but one in Japanese is Ichi. but they say zero point but they say zero one i think that's because i was listening to see what that's the only but i could recognize and they say zero one hey you may all be for all women's lib still just a woman still just a woman

yeah don't think we let that one slide while we were talking about numbers just some casual sexism he's for women's live just a woman though. That's true. Take that, you lousy woman. I love as well how he's got the big light on his head

to really draw tant to himself. Yeah. Time use. There he goes, climbing up that building. You'll watch some of this show. I don't know if he said this in the first episode. Some of the show is just beautiful.

Yeah. I love when he jumps on the wall and they freeze the frames to make like he stuck to the wall. Yeah. Because you know that in the take, he just went, like, hit the ground. No, it's because they went the other way.

Oh, so he just pulled them off. Off the wall. Yeah. Oh, okay, okay. It's probably like a, you know, like, a little Batman shot where, like, he's on the ground and stuff. Well, it could be when they, like, you know.

But normally when there's a free stick that, it's because that's just where the footage to stop. So if that monster thing can, like hypnotize phantom zero one why don't they just have him hypnotize spider-man then well you know what i was thinking of right if the phantom zero one it's a thief and the other guy can like hypnotize people why doesn't the aliens just break into the bank and then hypnotize all the guards right If the guards catch him, he just hypnotized and goes, it wasn't me.

And they go, oh, I guess it's not that guy. Why, why have the thief there to begin with? She is weird that she's more of a Peter Parker character than he is. Hmm. Yeah, but that's because the guy has to be really cool. You're voraciousness. That was this the most polite way of saying. Gosh, you meet so much, that's lob.

You know at the beginning of the show, I thought this was all about women's live, but... It's hard to question, not, man. Nse no Spider-Man, was, I just would think that they would give him a Spider-Man costume, and this is part of the plan. Do they only have the one in the budget? Too much it costs? Obviously, we don't, otherwise we'd make an own Spider-Man show. Yamashro Takya was

Hissin' Nise of Spider-Man was to ask for Spider-Man. It's the same walk around on. He's up there

somewhere. Look at you. I mean, you say that, but this is your casual front flip over a speeding car. He just turns around and wings, like, what do you think? That's pretty sick, right?

He's just showing off, man. Also, I forgot all about that. If you hypnotize somebody, can you hypnotize him into being able to do a backflip? I mean, I think he was already able to do that. It seemed like he was a very agile person. He's just kind of a left-line. Did they think the best way to stop a guy with a sword

is to throw the sword on him? So. All right, guys. Back flip around him. Cartwheel. A.E. W. A.E. Dub. A.E. Dub.

You see the emissary of hell? Wow. That's seen unnecessary. Peace for space. Come on, uh, please. I mean, this is very much to get an AW fight, isn't it? It really is. Just punch him.

We flip it around for. What is this? Just hit him. But yeah, it's the moonstalled spot, right? Yeah. Got them all at once. That's type of a hell in a cell. You don't want to kill him.

You all saw that, right? Yeah. Oh yeah. He fall off the building? There's the webs, remember? Oh yeah, there's the real knee guy. Oh, whoa, I thought there'd be a sign effect for breaking his back.

Where's, where? Where are? friends. Oh, dude. That was working really well. Before this happened. It's close. I still feel like he would have broken something.

Yeah, the way his legs came out of the net, you would feel like he still would hit the grind with the plane back to the fucking. Now my sick-ass car. Actually, driven down the street of one pilot arm. It almost looks like they're on a date. I was gonna say this reminds me if you know whenever triple 8 Stephanie got marred in Vegas yes I do you guys don't talk about it

judezs don't know what I'm sorry you know what's him no my dad no matter or my got through myta what did you know what did you become me-cared say it I don't know why did you become a burglar you know lots of reasons i mean they're out a little iceberg it does kind of look like they are on a date oh they're going to the circuits that's the sign of the circus now we get stock footage oh oh I have to that's the most of the children I've ever seen

I'm both my legs. I have to say that's the most interesting plot I've ever seen for why someone who steals money. Yeah. But the kids won't know that he stole all that money. Yeah. So where's the harm? I say go for it.

Wait, did he see that on his bracelet? Spider-Sands probably. Oh, yeah, the duck bells? Yeah. This doesn't seem efficient. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He'll chase the down to the roller coaster. Just leave me alone.

They got to use this set for one day. I feel like it'll come back in some. The music sounds like it's about to take into Batman. Very similar. I thought the same thing, yes. But still legally distinct. Yeah, I think it's like 10 years after Batman as well. Literally.

It was a weird, great duck people, I swear. Who did he have a shit that Spider-Man still up there fighting, huh? Oh, no, he must want, like, if he goes to prison, they can't get it. Like, you would think that would be part of his redemption. Why do he swing three times? How far away was he from the rest of the people? I was about to say, oh, the monster's an idiot. My hypnotism doesn't work in daylight.

He's like the face first. The old Samoa Joe technique. We got you there. Machine bam? What part of him is machine? You're in the first episode where they start out this little tiny, like, clay dudes? We can put the machine and make real. That doesn't make them the machine.

No, I think the machine is just they get put into one. Uh, I just think it's bad riding. Well, I mean, we are about to see his leopard-themed giant robot. Leopardon. I mean, you mock, but you would want one to. Leo Pardon, I think is what they called him? I think it's, yeah. I can't stop him on missiles, kidding me? How do I look like some non-machine guy?

Fuck no. I always loved how it was a leopard. Do you mean? do you mean spiders leopards it's as well as time why wouldn't they go together they're basically the same thing practically yeah in japan they don't have leopards or spiders so they're like they're probably the same thing i mean they don't have leopard for sure i assume they don't have spiders is that the noise it makes i guess so oh i forgot about his weird mouth The giant robot. His mouth looks like an asterisk.

I think you're going to say his mouth is like an ass. I feel like both would have been correct. Oh, he kipped up. He did a kipop. He's like, he just shot his mouth off. He's going to fire his mind. Yeah, I guess so. Both of them did it. He's firing his biceps.

And then he just, so he threw his fists out of him and now he started a sword out. Pirates kneecaps up me. Kiyo dashed, who's just to know that's not. The only they wrap this one real quick. I mean, that criminal. Don't lose Spider-Man.

Oh, it's five on the end. You have to say, I think it was kind of like nobody knows. Well, I mean, the thief guy knew. He's in prison, though. You know what happens to people who snitch in prison? Is this like a song about somebody die? It just misses the thief so much.

he does well there's our ending sequence next episode sadly sadly deadly moraman I do like that the Marvel logo is at the end as well yeah they want to keep possession of this

So do we want to take a moment to talk about what we just witnessed or do you want to just jump right into the terrifying half-merman, the miracle calling Silver Thread? Beautiful name. What? Well, is there anything specific you want to talk about? I don't know. I mean, I thought it was really interesting how the monstrous villain who had the hypnosis powers was thwarted by the fact that his hypnosis powers wouldn't work in the daylight. I feel like that's something someone would have figured out before. Yeah, there was a lot of plot holes.

You could say. That would indicate that there was a plot. I mean, it's basically the same plot as the other episodes we've watched. Monster shows up and then they get into a big fight. Yeah. They have a reason for Spider-Man a clamping building. They have a reason of Spider-Man to do a backflip and they use his spider string. The villain fights Spider-Man and it gets big.

Spider-Mine gets the robot and fires his fists at him. Spider-Man wins and drives away. This is, what, that? Five, six, seven points? Yeah. All right. Let's write those down and then in this episode, see how many of those we can take off. Mm-hmm.

And every time it happens, you have to take a drink. All right. So get ready for episode four, the terrifying Half-Merman. Why is he Half-Merman? If he's a Mormon, would he be all Mormon? Maybe we're about to find out. Well, isn't Namor only part-Atlantean? Yes.

But I don't know if that counts. Is it the same thing? I mean, Aquaman is half-Atlantean. Is he half a Mormon? Or would he be all Mormon? Would his existence be Mormon? Maybe this merman's dad was a person and his mom was a moor woman. If you're half Atlantean, then half human or half mutant, wouldn't you be a merman?

Isn't that the split? You know what I mean? Maybe. Maybe. So if you're a merman, half merman makes you seem like half of you is Mermaid Man, and then half of you is like Barnacle Boy. Miscellaneous, yeah. Horse, you know, it can be anything.

Which half, you hope this is the bottom half. Just a top half. Just a fish on top, nude man from the waist down. That was a joke in Futurama where he's like, Fry's trying to make it with a mur lady. Yeah. Mermaid. And then they're trying to have sex.

And he starts running away. He goes, why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid with the fish part of top and the lady part in the bottom? All right. Well, John, you want to give us another countdown? Wait, wait, hold on. Let's go into the wrong one. That's the one we want.

The terrifying half mermaid. Okay, dokey. Three, two, one. Go. Well, how can we get to hear the thingtion again? You can see him climbing up that building. I know I said this before. In the last episode.

But they are not afraid of showing Spider-Man's eyes. I know I brought that up the last time, didn't I? He's proud of that. I'm obsessed, but I'm not obsessed. They're the ones doing. No, I'm just... Oh, sorry, go ahead. I still don't understand why he has the big bagel.

Wait, so what? The big bracelet. like that huge ass bracelet on. But do you think that was like their way of the dude in the spider sense? Like you said in the last episode of him seeing around him and like contacted people and like

Yeah, yeah, I guess so. I mean, he used it to see that the Puddy Patrol was after him. Yeah. It's probably how he connects with the robot as well. Yeah. Yeah.

Back then, knowledge was I see. Oh, it's Zion Sheik. good start those were shoes those were your shoes and he has no shoe we got computers going

I like that computers oh it's a scantron oh it's a monster monster koiiberman's spider man's

power of computer computer like hi after three episodes they're like we've got all the information we need this is episode four we know what we're doing yeah we're gonna fuck him computer no case oh yeah this is like the york foundation from early mccf i will most dabbly kill him that's hit he hit rippin hit ripin don't come back Why does it should say America?

Because, Corey, I don't know a lot of history of America. I'm pretty sure it existed in the 70s. Yeah, but why would it like a little Japanese give you, where it's sweatshoot said America? They love America over there. They do. They do.

Spider-Man dead. Oh, shit, already. That plan was real effective. I thought that was next to me. I really liked how he looked through the data. He's like, I know exactly going to kill Spider-Man. Murman, that's the solution. And you're like, really out of all the calculations, the thing you put together was a fish monster?

Are you sure? He doesn't go into the sea at all. He's sure fish monster's gonna do it. Well, we've never seen him fight a fish monster. He's beating the shit out of everybody else. Yeah, three people. That's all we got. It looks like the opening of Rocky Hort Picture Show. Do they get it land like that?

I hope so. So they just turned up at a random funeral home. Because some person wrote, was this, did they go to the funeral home with a woman named Spider-Man? I like the idea of whenever she was like, maybe this was Spider-Mount's girlfriend, and he was like, Spider-Man doesn't like girls! I mean... I love what I say that? I think, fuck what do I say that?

I'm gonna do you? I love when they repeat the shot for some reason. Oh, here he is. Here's our beautiful boy. I'm just, they could have used Hydramon. Yeah, man. Could he use, but his Hydraman have a little claw like that? Does Hydraman, could they make Hajiman on a budget of zero?

Oh, he should go straight. straight up kill him how weekly woman is that the newspaper oh I hope so half fish half man muraman

man man wow I would sure love a picture of this monster that killed that couple do you want to see a picture the couple they're dead they're really dead

oh yeah I forgot she's like the villain lady you're gonna take it's you're gonna be the guy that I've banded to you like the other day

I said the funeral home Hanukin yeah if who else would it be you know they were in the mermaids who else would it be

Dr. Octopus? Nah No would make sense to have Face a mermaid. I feel like they're at a lake. Yeah.

She didn't notice that. He's going to come off the building in the lake. She did not notice that. They really hate women in the show, don't they? Yeah. At least her. This is her man really hates people just trying to get into it. Which is the opposite of what we know about Spider-Man villains.

He's just swimming through the air. That's all he knows how to do. I also like how he's got claws because obviously in the water it was going to be very useful. I actually like how he made it. He recognized it only by her scream. He's heard it like four times already. I guess so. Also, oh, he has night vision mask. That's good. Who! He's just a conscious. Forget her then. I'll leave the police to deal with this, a conscious lady.

spider detector I would do that spider bracelet Oh like a So that's the spider Bristick can mine Ultrasonic waves

And it can see giant I'm climb with this building Again This building That's above water This is his hideout I don't think so I feel like his hideout

would be under the water That's the point of it being the mermaid Right considering it keeps coming up Out of that water What's that cage? Well, despite all this rates. Oh, you fucked up, dude.

Oldest trick in the book. And you can't just jump back up. Yeah, wait. How does the ceiling just appeared over it? Don't worry about it. It's hell in a cell. Get rock bottom. Yeah, you go.

What if that's how he kills Murman? I like how he's like you must have heard of me. I think so. The Spider-Man Book of Fate. AI. It's brutal. Corey, ask the AI about the extermination program. Okay.

We do that real quick. The Spider-Man extermination program, we have to clarify. Otherwise, it might get real sticky. Tell me about the Spider-Man. It was called the Elimination Program? Extermination plan. Extermination plan. Oh my God, they don't have a death match.

It's giving me the breakdown of a Spider-Man plot from 2013 involving Dr. Octopus taking over Peter Parker's body. I don't think that's what we're talking with. I don't think that's what that was called. No. Oh shit. Are they all called machine map? Oh my god, there's a bell? This really is a deathmines. It is a hell, it's now.

They do love wrestling there. Worky mistake, dude. Under the legs. Not a whole lot of classic wrestling so far. It basically all it did was give me a synops. of what the show is about by the way it doesn't know anything about an extermination friend that's how well-kept secret professor monster has this fair enough a hip toss if toss tackle drop down yeah I mean the closest thing you could say was that was that a hip toss oh oh oh is this Will Osprey no it's not

it's not been half an hour yet they didn't fly him in from Burton Oh, see he's going for his hidden blade. That's obviously the last great. They aren't so hidden. This is good. You know it's going to finish. This is good. If he's like, I saw it in my dream,

so I'll have to do is, like, do something that's not that happened in my dream. That would make sense, right? Still just eating it. See, all he's supposed to miss him is the brook at the end of that. Everybody knows how some matches. He just jumps at the window. He did. That Don Garnia.

I like how he was like, oh, he has powers to exceed my expectations. He just read the computer cut out of his powers, dude. This was the extermination plan and he worked on for months. You know he's got these powers. What are you doing? That's only halfway through.

Spider-man's about to die. Do you just go after that, Albert? Let me just be a dick to everybody real quick, because I was a gaping wound in my chest. Don't make a big deal about the fucking fact that I got slashed by a knife and then told you it was a motorbike accident. I would like... I would like... If in that car, it was like Professor Monster and they came up, like, can we help you? And he's like, he gets out, like full gear, like, yeah, it's Spider-

man inside I'm totally fine you just go sell it yeah what's that skull above it that was only chapter one what he's happened one of his dreams okay I mean that sounds like a great time to me

on Eichon I'm just watching as you sleep again It's not weird. My taxes. So he's okay then? Because you don't get a funeral and the same thing he died. That's such an obvious, like, limp dummy. No, no.

You don't think he did that himself. I just thought the quality of dummy would diminish me there. Do you look like he had feeter? He looked like a seat. Oh, there's a spider sense? He's capable of knowing things that happened in the distance because of a spider sense. Is that strictly?

Is that strictly? You bet you're not? Hanuji-oldtun-do-n-lawed-oh-lawed? So-ca. You know, that thing that's already killed a couple people? Ah. You know, that thing that's already killed a couple of people? She's so confident, huh?

What's you doing? He put that costume on over his jacket. That has not, it can not be comfortable. I also like how it still has a zip. I also like that the bracelet says Spider-Man across it. But he's got it labeled in case he accidentally loses it. Oh, we gotta return this Spider-Man. He picks it up and with this Batman on it.

Like, oh, fuck, did it pick up the wrong bracelet? By the way, I, you might have missed it, but it looks like he accidentally broke the window of his car when he's jumping in. What? It looked kind of... I'm looking to poke the window of his car when he jumped in. Here I am. Oh, wait. Spider-Man, that's right.

It's awful coincidental. You're a Spider-Man. Why do they run like that? I was about to say I love the weird crouched running. I'm not seeing no way to go. I'm directly at it. I feel like I was obvious. People would have noticed a screaming guy falling off the cliff.

I think he, I think because he has that telepathic, they mentioned John, but he was super, oh, Spider-Man. So the old porthole. Shotgun drum kick. Classic fit. He's a spider. He's just a little circle a couple times. Yeah, you know, like a spider would?

I sparkled with a flashed vinger. Spider-Mund tight. I'm over here. He even does a much of clothes of stuff in any of your wrestling. I was going to say, I like how instead of all attacker, him at once they all feed for him yeah they get pro wrestling you know very good I realized she was wearing tights I thought she was like you know just bare-legged you this is the 70s dude come on you know how they respect women in the show they're not showing they're not showing leg

they will it's all them for being a woman they'll show it if it's a mere woman yeah it's a human leg but a fish up and a half oh yeah yeah it is awful funny they're like the perfect because Spider-Man does involve a Mermail. That's what I'm saying, dude. He just suburbished from water in his ankle deep. That's his power. He's going to get all wet. I have to say, for a guy that's got two big gliers on his forearms,

he's incredibly inefficient. Yeah. Do you mean? You should just like fucking hit him. When can he do that? Machine gas. What part of his face does the machine gas come here? What is he going to root?

Why is he going to root? re-word when his voice nod I'm very confused about a lot of this oh there's the waterfall it couldn't happen again though well it was just his dream remember that's what I mean I couldn't happen it couldn't happen again I like you can see the mask like undulating with his breeding there's something really weird about now I don't like it I'll never be able to survive. I remember Garia as the old man he met that case.

A spider web? I don't think that's a spider web. Oh. Oh. Doesn't work because it got wet? Well, hang, yeah, right, hang on. So he was hanging out of that rock. I could have called on this thing on his wrist at any point.

Yep. But he asked God to send him string that he held onto instead of the rock. He didn't climb up it. He stayed where he was. and then called the robot. You know this car could just call the robot. But like couldn't he just call the robot? It's all the talking to God's bit of right.

That's his propaganda right there. I don't like that, like, it is. I like the idea of every episode, maybe run like a minute short and they're like, just put the same bit of him, the robot's coming in. Put that in. Alright, so in the Spider Elimination plan,

weird is the giant robot factory. He could argue. in the spider elimination plan everything's gone pretty much exactly as the last three episodes yeah just does nothing differently we didn't get a cage match oh we didn't do this what scorer scopes what i don't know what he just did from his chest not from his arm They got his arm blades cut off. They look there to me. They're not making a second costume.

You don't get the punch. Dare you, Spider-Bud. I dare you kill the thing that I was trying to use to kill you. Don't believe in God. Only you can believe in yourself. I think that's the moral there. Not, though, because he did believe in God. Any thoughts on that one?

Oh, wait, are we going to listen to the theme chain or are we done? I think we could, we've already heard it. We don't have to hear it again. You don't want to hear this dirge? It'll make us sad. We can't be sad after watching the Japanese Spider-Man. It's debatable. Dylan has plenty of great ideas.

So, that was two episodes of Japanese Spider-Man. I think of taking notes. Dylan has been taking notes and what we have learned is that Japanese Spider-Man is quite predictable we saw a burglar that was stealing money so he could

make his own circus because he wanted to be a great acrobat he was doing it for the kids he was doing it for the kids yep yeah legally can I just say I stole this money because I did it for the kids is that

who takes for the time So he did that. That was a thing. And then Professor Monster created his Spider extermination plan, Spider-Man extermination plan, that for whatever reason, Spider-Man started having premonitions. That didn't help him at all, really.

Like, like he said a premonition. I thought it was going to be, he saw what happens and he did something different. And that's, because I said in the episode, oh, that would be a good angle. and then they just didn't do it twice they didn't do it he was like I saw the punch coming and then I leaned into it

this is how he died in the dream and I'm like you didn't think about stopping that at all oh dear but anyway he fought a giant merman that was going to be his greatest foe and didn't work out half merman half a merman not a full merman a half a merman

half the merman only the arms and the legs Only the arms and legs and head. Torso as well. Torso was, that was all... Woman. All woman. So they made fun of it relentlessly because it was a woman. It was the 70s, that's what they did.

Casual sexism. So anyway, we're going to go ahead and we're going to call it an episode here. And we decided that because some of the bits were repetitive, we would spice up our next episode by watching two more episodes of Japanese Spider-Man, but turning it into a bit of a drinking game. And you can play along at home. You can play along at home. So we'll go over the rules

at the beginning of this next episode, and we will see you then. But until then, bye-bye. Good night. Bye-bye.