The Smark Avengers - Vol 4 Ep 11: Let’s Get Weird: Drunk Watching More Japanese Spider-Man (Watch Along Chaos)

Episode Date: May 9, 2025

🥴🕷️ Let’s Get Weird: Drunk Watching More Japanese Spider-Man (Watch Along Chaos) 🕷️🥴 We're BACK for another round of Japanese Spider-Man insanity—but this time, we’re raising the stakes with a full-on drinking game challenge! 🍻 Join the Smark Avengers as we crack open some cold ones and dive into two more episodes of Toei’s legendary, totally unhinged 1978 Spider-Man series. 🍺 The Rules: Drink every time Spider-Man does a random flip, sip on every weird run, gulp when you spot casual 70s sexism, and more rules we instantly regret creating 👦 Episode 1: A small child gets hit by a truck (yep, really). 🧟 Episode 2: An old friend of Spider-Man returns from the dead… kind of? Think Mystery Science Theater 3000 meets drunk comic book fans, reacting live to the most bizarre version of Spider-Man ever made. This is peak chaos, questionable commentary, and surprising amounts of plot holes—all in glorious tokusatsu fashion. 📺 Whether you're a Marvel junkie, a tokusatsu fan, or just love watching nerds suffer for your amusement, this one’s for you. 💥 LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, & COMMENT your favorite weird Spider-Man moment or drop your own drinking game rules for future episodes! #JapaneseSpiderMan #SpiderManWatchAlong #DrinkingGameChallenge #ComicBookPodcast #WatchParty #LetsWatch #MST3KStyle #MarvelTok #Tokusatsu #DrunkWatchAlong #SmarkAvengers #SpiderVerse #WeirdMarvel #RetroTV #ComicBookFans #SpiderManJapan #FunniestSpiderMan #SpideyWatchParty

Tony Stark would rip the tits off easier than Tony Storm, I think. Yeah, you just have to turn those repulsor blades or the repulsor beams backwards. Yeah, just with this iron fucking hands just yonke them off, you know? Yeah. That would hurt if an iron man

joint your tits off. Are we recording? Yeah. We are. Do we leave that in? Is that the intro? I was just about to say, that would be great to have on the show

if Ironman is yoink your tits off. I mean, that's where it will start. We won't even go. include anything else, we'll just have, you know, like, oh, yeah, Iron Man could joke your tits off. Hi, everybody. Welcome to Spark Avengers. My name is Corey with me's Dylan and John. How's it going, guys? Great, apparently. I just joked my tits off. So, this is our follow-up to last week, where we watched two episodes of Japanese Spider-Man, and we're going to do that again tonight. And we're going to watch two more episodes of Japanese Spider-Man, but with a twist, Dylan, go ahead and hit him with that twist.

We got some rules, baby. So we noticed whenever we watched Japanese Spider-Man that there are a couple of recurring themes. And so we thought because of that, what we will do is play a little drinking game where I wrote down some of the themes and then every time the recurring themes

from past episodes happen in the next episodes we're about to watch, then we have to take a drink. Whenever that happens, I will alert everybody. So anybody playing along at home, if you're going to watch the episode with us, you'll hear this audio on YouTube or on Spotify. go on to what's the

the YouTube account Spider-Man archives you can find all the Japanese Spider-Man episodes on there we're going to watch episodes 5 and 6 I believe yep that's correct

so whenever we start John will do a little content you'll be able to play along with us and then whenever I say that's a trope we got to drink you got to take a little drink or something and there are 10 different we've written down 10 different prompts

if you want to play along at home even if you wanted to play with your friends. Watch the first couple of episodes. Write down a couple of traits that you've noticed. There'll be a lot of overlap with us, I imagine. Yeah, I imagine. And play along, drink at home.

It's a fun game for all the family. Babies, adults, whatever comes in between babies and adults. There's the thing there. Some, some. Merman. Merman. Half more men.

Half more ladies. We'll never know. Old people, dogs. Dogs shouldn't be drinking. but technically people shouldn't be drinking, so it's fine. You dog can have a little. A little nip.

If you go to the vet and your dog gets like alcohol poisoning, do not tell them that I said it was okay if you're a dog to drink because I don't want to get in trouble again for that. All right. Lord knows, I have enough problems on my plate. I don't need that shit. Anyway, that's why I think I've explained the rules pretty succinctly. Well, there you go.

I'm still more. in my tits. I can't. I'm sorry. They used to be so volumptuous, you know. Volumptuous. You like that one? I do. So we're going to go ahead and switch over to that. We're going to turn the sound on, start sharing. Guys, let me know when you can see the screen.

We can see screen. Oh, yeah. Okay. John, that is your siblings? Yes. Oh, Dylan, did you give a chance to run down what the ten tropes are? Should we do that now? Let's go ahead and do it now, so you know what you'd expect. All right. Normally it starts off within the first couple of minutes. You've got time. The very beginning of the show at some point, he'll be on his motorbike.

At some point, Professor Monster introduces as a villain. At some point, Spider-Man will climb up the side of a big building. At some point, Spider-Man will climb onto the ceiling or a wall for literally no reason. He'll just jump up there and kind of like Scott LaRoyne, like a spider. I've been nothing when to happen. Whenever he's well, I've written

that backflip or front flip for no reason. Sometimes it's against the party enemies. Sometimes he will just backflip or front flip for no reason. Either case,

kinds. Whenever Spider-Man is, well, I said Spider-Man, I think this could apply to anybody. Whenever anybody is mean to the girl,

that could be anybody, not just Spider-Man. Anybody's mean to the girl who's, supposed to be Spider-Man's girlfriend. And you'll know who we're talking about. Whenever the villain grows to be really big,

whenever Spider-Man calls Leopardon and then they have a big fight, whenever the big Leopardon fires his fists and the arc thing on his head, for no reason at all. It won't succeed. Does not succeed. And then the, because it's always the big sword that kills him.

Yes. But I don't want to write that down as well. Let's put that along. Well, Fire's, I don't know. know. Are you good with only being nine? No, we have 10 at the moment. I don't want to make it 11 is what I mean. Okay. Because the big sword always kills them. That will happen. Yes. That's inevitable. Yeah, big, well, that's the thing. Maybe that's just like a victory.

That's a freebie. Yeah. Big sword kills. And then the very last shot, or not the very last shot, but at the end of the show, Spider-Man drives away, contemplating what just happened in the episode. Yes. So if those things happen. A lonely path of a warrior. Yeah. It gets really sad about something. So if those things happen, you got to take a drink. I will let everybody know.

You guys can keep on the ball as well. If that happens, let's know. Okay. You'll probably see me drinking when that stuff doesn't happen. That's just because I'm very sad. Don't worry about it. So that's it. I think those are the rules.

I think we've covered everything. Yep. Yeah. All right. We all have our drinks? Yes. Yes. All good to go.

In that case, John, do you want to do the countdown? Yeah, our count was down. Okay, dook. Three, two, one. Go. You're like, I guess. None of this stuff applies to the opening titles, by the way.

Oh, yeah, no, we'd be fucked if that happened. Yeah, because already's climbed up two buildings. One of them was three buildings. One of them is the Eiffel Tower. Can you imagine being with the Eiffel Tower? Can we film something real quick? Is it Spider-Man clamp outside of the building? Yeah, it is.

Motorcycle. That's all, it's a motorcycle. Yeah, you cannot play the game while watching the game while watching the credits will die. I should also put down, there is a bit where there's like, seven people and he shoots the big net. That has happened

every episode. Seven people gather together and he goes, Spider-Net, and then he goes, that would actually fix up to the 12, so I think that's fair. You happy enough with that? Yeah. Yeah.

Or he's thinking about something else. Boy, sing it with chocolate. I'm allergic to it. Yeah, we don't allergic to. I'll die. So the monster is a piece of already? I'm already taking something off the board. Is he like, what?

He's like, like, off the... I was gonna say, is he a bug parent? Like, 10 people. Right, motor cycle. Oh, drink. Is it him? Yeah. That's it. That's it.

There's a girl so you can be mean to her. Wait. Let's see what she says. Yeah, that's be pretty nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, here we go. disappoint me that's pretty on the nose yeah now he's chastised here that kind he's shamed her

is that the part of the sill state what are we going for two for on that that's that's up to player oh yeah here we go again i feel like that's gonna be he has abandoned her on the side of the road she even said it was rude we've had three drinks already very far into this you want to do a second one after this yeah we'll see how it goes i've i've been feeling it'll be worth it okay john if you need to if you need to switch to water at some point i understand we don't know that he's not drinking water international man mystery john why doesn't he just drive the car all the time i mean it's a bit people would notice that he was driving the car like that and not spider man i think

Yes, yeah, exactly. My problem is the car flies, so why is he just driving? Why is it a car? Yeah. That's a good point. Excellent point. We should have wrote that little run. Yeah, yeah. I'm just going to write down that little run. I'm just going to write down that little run. I'm really going to know what that means.

Is that for the future or is that right now? Well, what do you think? You take a drink because it sounds like. one we'll put for the rest of the episode sure yeah yeah what the fuck was that music there his sister his sister is mad at him and his little brother for abandoning that girl she's right there oh no no fuck that they don't care that they were there it was good I don't know what I'm

financing that mug can I steal father's dead money yeah there he died in episode one I won't get in anymore accidents nobody will shoot me anymore

I'm this music man Dapto and son, I'm asking. That's a technically essential where you're married. As long as it got control of the purse strings, a man is truly helpless. It's like reverse sexism? Is that kind?

Are recounting the motorcycle seat again? I said just motorbike at the beginning. Okay. I didn't expect to do it every time he's on a motorbike. Just at the beginning. That's true. Yeah. Okay.

that's true to be fair though he's not in the motorbike in the last half of the show he's never in the motorbike in the last half no where's the kid there be in a purve oh fair not then yep who's there a little pervert kill him jesus boy whoa look at the guns if seven guys and machine guns can't kill a boy iron crook's army wait I didn't see the guys of the machine guns got them really easy I'm if they don't man it's like Terminator 2 you see a motorcycle exactly yeah yeah okay yeah should we do the double I don't know John my John is concerned that we're going too far

because at one point it's just could be turning into us as drinking the whole episode yeah these are all tropes that have repeated the last episode that is that is true but that's oh my god he hit that kid Jesus Christ just a kid faced out on the crowd well he did that reaction is amazing he just went uh huh

that's an AEW concussion protocols right there just lift him up shake him around a bit bit Is my son alive? I mean, he got hit by a truck. It's all these so much, you do. Oh, that's the problem.

I don't know how he got hit by a truck turns into, we have to treat with a blood transfusion. He's gonna fuck up. Oh, he's got, wait, hold on, this is a problem because he's got weird spider blood. Okay, yeah. He's going to give him radiation. Space radiation.

Yeah, planet spider I thought, that's probably fine, don't worry about it. I would argue I would argue this is the one time it is okay to hesitate. Yeah, I feel like, well, the kid could potentially survive but now the kid's got irradiated spider blood. Like I saw an Osberg for like given blood years ago,

and I said, No excuses. And I'm like, I think there's a couple of excuses you could do. Like, if my blood was irradiated from like clown of spider, I wouldn't, I don't think that would be a good idea to give, that would be irresponsible of me to get blood, wouldn't it? Surgery. Got hit by a truck. I thought it was getting a transfusion. Yeah.

You need to go to surgery. Hey, what's this? I like, I like, act surgery and they just like, you get to a truck. And they just like, whooped some stuff in front of the camera. They took his brain out. They took his brain out. That's ridiculous, Corey. That could never happen to any single movie.

I don't know. I hear it's pretty common in Japan. A common? Head boon that they never talked about? He had a little jelly on his head earlier. We don't know. I'm not some of the morning to much to go. Hey,

we don't even know the kids. name. Peter? We're going to have to notify his parents. Oh, that's a problem. No, that's a problem. Takia was a shonan of my motto to search,

you, Shin'kotach to ask you, I'm just taking a polaroid picture of a dead kid. I'm going to put this on the internet and make money. Off you go put it in the paper.

Takia, I like we're speed running this, we're speed running this because they wasted too much time. Nope, he's dad. Dang it. Turns out he was an orphan. It was a man.

That was a large of Mr. He was an orphan. It doesn't matter. He could fucking die. It doesn't matter now. He said he was in a hushabinet and then you

and then he was that he was allergic to get hit by a car. Yep. He was told us to write to you. Two, three of a three years, I got in a june in a set to hire

but that kid's a child to live there I'm gonna go oh this kid's gonna die then then there's

there's there isn't also he loved Pervin on women and look up through windows at them yes maybe he shouldn't have put that in the brief but he really did love that that.

If I die by getting hit by a car, make sure everybody knows. I love Pervinal women. Let him know that I got to spy on a woman through him. Fucking love that, dude. It's my favorite thing. They have established that nobody's going to care if this kid dies, except for him. Except for Spider-Man. Except, well, in the ghost of Christmas past.

This is the most who we've seen him in an episode where he's not been in costume. Not Spider-Man. No! What's happening here? They were gonna apply that the voices coming from the kid. Yes, me too. We're gonna have to bottle this and send it around the world. Oh, Nihsaidu.

What, Miserer? Missile. What? Missile? This, I'm just to make it, me ch'ed'i'n't'i'i'i'i'i' fuck you, kid. Alright, well, off to the Orphanjiggo.

See you later. Did we ever see them actually fired the guns? Yeah, but they always miss. There's a Tommy gun. We get the feed-cheteen in the video. Oh, that was lucky. They definitely would have seen him. Yep. What?

There's no tall buildings here for a crime. So like, like, rusted sheds. All this bunch of just sounds like a little bomb going off. Why did that out? Why did that happen? What kind of is that run? By the kind of that's that one. All right, just we haven't had one.

That's definitely the run. That's 100% that run. All right, well, we have climbing around. I don't know if you want to count that one. I said a big building, is it any building? It has to be that one particular building. The big building, yeah. But I was thinking more of like climbing up and down

for no, like, please. Yeah, not like that. Yeah, not like that. Okay, so I put this in, the triple cake or something. Okay. I don't know if you want to kite that? Yeah. Double change.

We haven't seen the monster either. Well, I guess it's him in the grind. Oh, no, we have, like, regular hands. Oh, well, is that count? There is a reason. Exactly. But that, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's crawling around for no reason. That's probably for no reason. I got to start the drink. He's probably on wherever. I don't actually going anywhere either. Yeah. This could be the bit where we get a lot of trouble. Yeah.

I'm waiting from do a little back clip for no reason. That's a double that's a double that's a double right? You count the double? I kind of that's like that for no reason. I feel like that's the little rod. I would kind of that as a little run. Who is the villain of this? What was he for all of you?

I like her the thing that killed the boy wasn't the robot, it was just a fan. He just hit him with a bar. It wasn't the people with guns or swords, you got hit by a truck. Yeah. I don't even know if that's a real person in the car for that shot of the little gun going off. I don't feel like it is. I always love the how dare you use Cho Jinju

I dare you try to survive Immediately The Spider Man just Waste no time with the people in those cars Yep Villain grows big We just got him Oh the car's crashing

His name is Cho Jinju Yeah doesn't he eat the car To get into the robot Uh Well Maybe you can just jump pretty high Get him Yeah the big giant guy's not

get them freaking up you get them remember when you're big you gotta just put your arms big circles to illustrate how big you are I mean I do it all the time there's a car that kind of calling that we're gonna fight in them wait well wait till the fight wait till the fight now the car's totally fine even though it crashed I like at this guy's like trying to be like a big and timid guy when we've never seen him up to this point you saw him for like two minutes at the beginning where he killed like 10 soldiers. Yep. Somehow. I don't like that noise. No, yeah, it sounds really weird. We have to watch the entire transformation scene every time.

Every time. That should be one or two, right? The entire... Just padding. Just padding. A little squeaky noise. Oh, he talks on the missiles. As you can't put them right out of. I'm a bigger target so therefore you can't get you. Oh, you got strings. Ah, okay. Did he just take a flat back bump for no reason? There it is, Arct.

There is. Oh, you're wasting it to the punch you face this time. Big sword? It's here. Wait, wait, wait, so we see the kill? Wow. Wow. Just spinning in a circle and now he's good.

All right, there we go. That's a kill. No, the hospital off of the week. I'm alive, remember me? Wait, he was not going to feed a Parker. That looks like a double shot. It was a double shot. It was a double shot.

You should. Double shot was a bad idea. All the shot's going to get us in trouble. Well, Billy, it looks like I'm going to have to kill you too. I defeated the truck. I defeated the truck. Stare into the camera. A dog, child.

Off to the orphanage you go. Correct. You can bond with other children who's here. I think they shared the same fate. You guys have Spider-Man's blood in you as well? Spider-Man. I had to grow the old's blood in me. I like how he's like, we're gonna meet again.

And the kids like, couldn't we meet again right now, forever? Spider-man was like, no, we'll meet again. He already has a little brother. You can't afford to be sentimental. Biden-O-Mine kind of port-ish... Oh, he feels like he has a little brother. He has one. It's true, he does.

All right, we do not need to watch the eight credits again. Okay, so I didn't keep a tally, but I think we did pretty good for that one. Yeah, there wasn't as much as I thought there would be. This was the first episode where he didn't climb a tall building. Motivike at the beginning, yes. He also spent way more time out of costume, than in costume, which was the first. Well, motorbike at the beginning, he climbed the wall or sailing for no reason.

He was mean to the girl, filling grow big, called Lepardon, he fired the ark, he, a big sword that killed, the little run, the double triple cut, entire Lepardon sequence. There was a pretty extensive list there. He was mean to the girl twice. That's true. Well, the little run happened like 50 times. That one I know it happens every time

So we should put it on the list But that one's gonna get us in a lot of trouble Yeah the little run The little run is like The Roxanne drinking game All right well Episode 6 Shuddering Laboratory

Devilish Professor Monster Ooh I like how In episode 6 he's devilish Yeah he was He's just misunderstood the first times Now he's just a right bastard And now he's like the dowel, but before this he was just mischievous.

Yeah. You know, he's just being silly. Now he's going to want Spider-Man's marriage to that girl that he obviously doesn't give a damn about. Because he's mean to her all the time. All the time. Oh. What was it episode? Episode four where he implied that she was disgusting because she was eating her food fast?

Is that episode four? I think it was episode four or episode three. Yeah. Well, he just doesn't like her. They all kind of merge together after a while. Might you know with somebody that you fucking hate. Right. Like, a weird time that would be, you know?

Yeah. Well, John, do you want to give us a countdown for shuddering laboratory devilish professor monster? Mm-hmm. Okay, don't. Three, two, one. Go. Now is the whiskey taking effect back quickly, or? It's making me sleepy.

Monster voice. We're almost home. I mean, I guess we have to watch the credits because we're doing it on the car. Yeah. We want to go thing. We do. We've already seen the credits like a billion times. And look, again, we've discussed that we cannot drink during the credits because that's... No.

We just have to sit and enjoy it. But there's so many bits you could drink in. Yes. Giving up peace, giving up everything. So what's really funny by Japanese is that, I'm just... Japanese is that I have been learning like a little bits of Japanese and I keep seeing parts of Japanese Kanji coming up in the opening title screen. I'm really interested because some of the stuff I see is like mountain and river and I'm like okay why does this Martin and River keep coming up?

I'll tell you whatever point. Martin is it that? Third line and then The river is on the bottom line So Mike, why are they coming up? I got some people running. You're dressed in the same clothes? Yeah. Are they brothers? Are they the same?

Well, now they're all muddy. Oh, they're all dirty. Now you can tell them apart. Oh, uh-oh. Can I just say, right, to Japanese Spider-Man's credit, the fact that they keep putting the hot girl in every episode ding-d-d-gang they knew what they were doing

they knew what they were doing oh no that guy's dead keep it up you know what I'm talking about oh bear trap one guy got shot in the back and I was something a bear trap it's gonna be episode six is the first time you've seen a bird trap gotta go swimming do a flip

got it that's kind of a flip the experimental lab of horror The experimental labs of horror. Super soldier program. That's what I was thinking. We're going to get at Emerald Japan soon.

Wolverine? Who the fuck is this guy? What am I looking at? What the fuck? He's got like big furry boots and big ass ears. Is this guy worse in the mushroom man? Washer man was bothersome because he kept pulling stuff out of him, but... That guy's got one big eye and then like big like fucking...

Giant ears. Oh, it's Junko. Now is she the very Jane Watson of, uh... Well then who's the other one? When's tasty? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yoseke's... Yoseke? Yeah. What? What? What... Yoseke's... Yeah.

Because Yoseke's... everybody knows yooski died and the the iron cross armies after him how did she know to come to him I'll cover you with my ass some sick ass wall art there you're

you are you are you're good much good you're Matskiyoseke was Yamada to you're in a that's some exposition

don't worry about it Oh, it was a good weather day. It's nice. I already hooked that thing up. Yeah, the Pitten. Post one dude, if he hadn't hooked that pen up, he might have died. But, but,

that's jails are killed. Oh, he died anyway. That's multiple cuts, right? That's the same. That's got a kind. Yeah. Look at it. I'm

sick first like thought Shot to death So were you shot to death? No, I'm gonna hit by a car Throwing stars It doesn't sound like they pretended to save him if like they saved him They did save him. Technically.

But he's telling Spider-Man this, right? He's like, this happened to me. So then I'm like, isn't he going to eat one of the super soldiers then? Has to have been. Yeah. So. Oh, yeah, he got shot. I was killed three times.

Oh, sick. You didn't have to rip your shirt open there. You could have just said it up. What a terrible thing. I just bought him that shirt. He ain't to see somebody with a metal plate. He's the devil, the devil incarnate. Is he?

Ha ha ha ha. They're not doing a great job hiding, are they? No, just coincidentally, he's friends with Spider-Man, even though Spider-Man did not exist eight months ago when this guy was dead. Rubocular? Robocular? Robocular. A machine bem. They're all machine bams, dude.

Oh, he'd be able to smell you out with his weird ass nose. Yoseke, what are you going to do? Again, give me your jacket. And then also, I'll still smell like me and you'll smell like you. So why don't you, like, rub yourself all over me? And then I'll smell like you. keep just like rub all parts of your body on the especially my face and then I'll smell like you it's the only way i'm gonna make badman music again like he'd be wainswell hot got it yeah

get him just haul an ass no weird little run well he means it though but he's fucking wrong he just a spider man wrong he said coincidentally he meant that does that kind of wait wait he's hiding maybe he's just hiding Maybe he's hiding. We don't know yet. I think he's just hiding. Yeah, he was just hiding. Alright, all right, all right. He came close. Is that a little run? Is that a little run? He was all crouched for no reason.

I mean, there's no way to do that, though, isn't it? I mean, he was hiding again, but he didn't have to do it all weird. He didn't have to put his buttocks on display of that. You have a random backflips. Those cuts were amazing, by the way. Seameless. Seameless. That's a little run.

We're a little run. All the trick in the fuck. What's loads of people in the spider net, that kind. The children are going to be so happy, seeing me. This place is not a pretty safe. Look how easily I got in here. Yeah. Notice there's no fucking door.

There's no way they'll be able to see through this big fucking hole. Yeah, they tracked you to my eyes. A lot of track to this shit hole. Do you know the sea currants where you lived alone? Yeah, yeah, it's this big deal. We talk about a lot. Coincidentally enough, the one other girl in the show. Matski's is a Tukya's young-tomditchin'n't know.

I like how we're in episode six, because remember last episode? Or not the last episode, but like, last of our episodes, they were trying to find out where the Iron Cross hideout was. And the guys are, like, I don't remember. And now in this episode, we're like, we know where it is. Yeah. Episode six, already, they figured out where it is. You think that would be like a recurring thing, you know?

Motorbike? Oh, boy. It was in the beginning of the episode, though. All right, all right, right. But he's on the motorbike for no fucking reason, though. He's doing sick tricks while he's worried about his friend. I'm not in the competition. Do we want to count that as being mean?

What do you think? John? I feel like that's... This is again. It's either one or the other. It's either motorbike or being mean, right? Take it one regardless. Beer.

That's a cut, John. Yeah. I'm going to have to get another one of these. you're right I don't say I'm going to get a scoop on a baseball yeah I'm not going to get a scoop out of this he has no interest in getting

revenge good for nothing hang her on hang it he does want to play a line with kids so yeah I bet if you got killed if you got killed three times you'd have some interesting night tears you're saying you were

You know what I don't know that how stale air effects open wounds? Aw, that's nice. See, that's he talked to a lady. Yeah. Flashback to her giving him some random thing. Oh, it was like friendship bracelets. Aw. But did not brace it alerts them to where the...

He tells the bodies where like I is. Yeah. A little alarm. Oh, it's the most tiny locket. So cute. Well, this is gonna be more devastating when he dies for being an abomination of God. Yep. I'm gonna have to get another drink. I'm gonna do that. Just tell me if I have to, if I owed anything.

Oh, we'll let you know. They're gonna be so mean to that girl. You're gonna run like Spider-Man so many time. Do you have anything? No, you're good. Okay. I like how you were like, I gotta go, and then like the way you went was like one second away from the camera.

I live in a small apartment. Deep is very high. You're gonna drag a doctor into this shit hole cave. You don't go chasing after. They're all going to see you. Wow, coincidentally, you know. Holder's trick in the book. That's a triple tick.

That kind of. Zyvindu. What's Kyi is, if you're to say, if you're not to give you. She did answer. Oh.

She took a long time. Junco is a real funny. What's the wrong with a big called Junko? It's a fun name. Oh, this is a fun name. See, these guys have a good relationship. Yeah. Guy to mine could learn a lot from this guy.

The fucking monster in the background. Hanging out. Just beat a bro. What's the spot. took you long enough and fuck a break they've been fighting for ages gp7 gp7 i think that's all right little run that's i heard that john i heard that like oh

that's a triple cup that's a quadruple cup i don't know if that was it killed spider man i guess that was the condition Spider-Man. Smyra, let's forgive you. That was quick. You get shot in the head? You know what? I will give the credit for putting the last couple of episodes in areas where they couldn't climb up a big double.

That's a level take. And a random spin for no reason. Yeah, I would call that a random. There's no reason without. That's a two. That's a two for it. I was in the middle of saying that at least they're not making them kind of around the building. Is a Z-killer?

That was a good shot, though. Oh. Oh, he's punching in the ass. A punch. Right in the anus. Little walk. Kinyai, you're up there. I'm so happy I was able to see you again, like a moment ago when I saw you.

You know, are you Tanta? Correct. Tuckoo. Are you a taco? He's dead. Yeah, triple cut, water cut. Oh, the random water, like, plant. Well, where else would you put your evil hide out?

Yeah, we're going to be fucked, by the way, on this one, because they love doing random ass crawling shots of him. That was him hiding. He's hiding. We're not counting those. He has to serve no purpose. I was trying to take a catalate of, like, all the cons we did. I drank some watching I can't even take a callie emissary from hell

That's the second time they called him an emissary from hell Why are they just like surgeons? Now the random spins no reason for you those spins I mean look at this why I mean that's there's no reason for him to spin like that well no he has the problem like that he doesn't have to turn upside down to do it He's got a gun. What is he going to? We have never seen Spider-Man with a gun. Shoot the truth.

Shoot up this whole fucking science laboratory. I don't believe in science. I believe the creation is. That's the same thing. He jumped off with the other way. Yes. Remember? You have this whole building.

By shooting that lab. The monster's already big. I feel like we should have seen more of this guy in this episode. What the fuck is this guy done? Look at his story. What's his story? What's his deal? He's big.

He's got one eye. He's got big ears. He's got a disco ball on his side. Yeah. He's the fuck all to do with Spider-Mond? It's Japanese. Can we even say that the villain goes big? Because you're like, well, he's just already big.

It was already big. But he wasn't big earlier. But we didn't see him grow big. No, okay. We did not see him grow big. So we won't have seen him. this this conscience the entire leperdon sequence yeah wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I mean let me see it through it just feels like the entire leperdon sequence yeah this feels

right the noise they're gonna split yeah yeah there he is when he lands I will call that the entire leperdon secret all right all right here we go we'll block you learn Roboculum. It's not a robot! He's a cyborg, at best. At best. Strings is toughed up a lot. We haven't put it on the list.

It just turned up recently for us, but he just took a flat back bump to do, reason. He's a... He's wasting a fucking time. The last two, this one, the last one, they're not wasting anything. No.

Like, this giant robot was a total jobber. That's it. With the stereosophic game. I mean, he did win the battle. Yeah. He won that battle. He's won all the other battles.

I mean, he didn't even, like, if you want to say that you won't win the war and then say that, but he definitely won that battle. He definitely won that battle. That battle was decisive. We're going to sit up, bitch. He wanted to push you in the sea again. Remember that? Yeah. So he got resurrected previously, but.

Does that not work anymore? I guess not. Yeah, they said he died three times, didn't he? Yeah, but I guess he has to be reborn in the lab. All right, Junko, kill me again. No, no, no, that's Spider-Man. He's about to throw the locket in the ocean. Yeah, no, he's just dead, dead.

All right, Junkgo, kill me once. Mm-hmm. Because we know if you put a locket of flowers, that the fish will on the sand. We love nature. because they're so drunk. I have some thoughts. Okay, what are your thoughts?

Because I'm going to finish this off. This is this is Can2, by the way. Quick succession. Look, if you want Can't 2. I'm on like 1, 2, 3. Count 5. I just started when we started doing this, man. You are the one who gets a head start every episode.

Well, I'm from Ireland, so... You are. That's the rules. One thing I will say, but that is this is a dangerous game to play. It's a little rough, isn't it? Yeah, there was a lot of times. There's a lot of, like, back to back to back.

Blasom, a lot of times the job was like, oh, fuck, dude. I've had enough. You had enough, like, half an hour ago. You know what you mean? There was a lot of, like, oh, fuck, he did the little run. You know, he did that. And the problem with it is, right? The whole, like, fight sequence, because you know it's like he's going to do leopard on.

He's going to fire off a bit. He's going to shoot the sword. You're like, those are like quick in the bit, you know. I will do this. The fisting thing, though. No, he didn't that time. I put the fist and the arc in the same bracket. So if he does one or the other,

I would count that as one. You can count those two if you want. I count that as one of the other. Yeah, if you, if you just want to, like, get drunk really quickly, you can count them separately. But I tell you what, the last two where we were counting this,

he didn't do the end shot of him in the car, at all. No. And all the other ones, I feel like, and all the other ones, he did do that. Well, so the first episode he ended with celebrating with a little boy that he gave his blood to. And then that episode, he celebrated with the grieving girlfriend of a dead man. I don't think that kind of celebrating. It's not. Well, no, he wasn't celebrating with a grieving girl. He was celebrating with a little boy before he sent it to, he sent it as to an orphanage.

The second one, I would not kind of celebrate now. because he made this face at the end he went and you know what that means fish face yeah half fish face half Murman

or half car it's half something my mother in the car he loves his car though he does loves a car

he loves a car he loves his car's he loves motorbikes that kid loves his girlfriend the kid's always doesn't love his girlfriend does not love his girlfriend

Oh, that little kid getting hit by that truck. That was so unfortunate. What's really funny about this episode when we were intentionally drinking is that I feel like these last two episodes got really strange. Yes. They also were the ones that were seemingly trying to tug at your heartstrings of like, oh, the little boy is going to die. And his parents died earlier. So no one's going to miss him if he dies. So it's like foreshadowing.

maybe we'll actually kill him. Only person will be sad as Spider-Man and he already has a vendetta. And then this one, it's like make you feel sad for the girl who just got reunited with her boyfriend. Yeah. And like, oh.

The guy who tried to kill Spider-Man. Well, that was the condition. The lady was like, I'll let her live in one condition. You got to kill Spider-Man. So he made an attempt. Wow. One attempt. What?

One attempt. He only tried once. Once. that's all you need man you don't get one well you get one I was kind of annoyed and I think we all were

that in this episode I'm a lot that in our episode so the two Spider-Man episodes yes the villain well no

in this one it was two episodes in total yeah the villain had fuck all to do with the show yeah the giant monster and played no part in the plot.

This one, I would argue in the last episode of Spider-Mummy watched, the villain was the truck. Yeah. Because they even celebrated the truck getting blown up the truck getting killed. He said, I killed the truck that I'll hit you.

He did, didn't he? And in this episode, we had a bad guy that looked fucking weird as hell and they didn't introduce him. We were so excited to see him, too. We're like, who's this beautiful monster? Man.

We were like, can't wait to see this guy fuck stuff up. He didn't fuck anything up. He just got big and then died in the sword in the chest. Yeah, he didn't even

get to kill the dude. He got killed by a sniper putty man in a tree. Some fucking prick. By the way, the snipers up to this point have been proven to be so inapt that can't shoot anybody.

They can't shoot anybody. And they're like, this is a time that he will shoot somebody. I feel like it wasn't even that. I think the guy just saw that there was a sniper and dove in the way of the bullet. regardless of wherever it was going.

Like that bullet was going to hit the ground. Yeah, he would have been fine. He would have been fine. He just stood still. Yeah. So I think that's kind of like a little indignant. That we didn't get to see like proper villain. Yeah.

We didn't get to see this deal. Because we've seen like, remember there was the, in volume three, there was the episode with the mushroom man who was like pulling mushrooms out of his body and getting people addicted to drugs. That was his body. That was fucked up. He saw so many bits. We saw the ultimate Spider-Man

extermination plan. Program, which was like the guy and he fought Spider-Man for ages. And then he thought, I'll just get pretty big. And then he fought Spider-Man. Great stuff, right? And in this one, the villains are just a lot of thought. He did really well because he like cut up

across his chest and shit. He's the only one that actually beat up Spider-Man. Yeah, he accomplished it. When we think about it, we made fun of it, to be fair. He's the only one that actually was able to like fight. Spider-Man properly. Although that's what I mean. It's like they probably should have had more data before you're like, I got the ultimate

Spider-Man killing machine. I'm like, well, I don't think. He's a fish man. You need to maybe think what a bit longer, you know. But regardless. We drank a lot. Yeah, I got two cans in and a very short amount of time with the, I have last, I last eight hours ago.

So mostly on an empty stomach. What did you eat? Yeah. I had a I had a pork loin that I had cooked the night before. Classy. John? Well, I ate not that long ago, but I can't remember it. Some sort of meat pasta thing in a jig. Meat pasta, good call.

Yeah, Pastor. What about you, Dylan? I had a pizza, but what time is it now? Oh, and you love pizza. We've discussed it. I love pizza. This is almost 12 o'clock. I had my pizza, I would say six hours ago. There you go. But half five, I would say I had a pizza.

Very nice. Not great. I must say that. John, if you're in a state to tell us, what is your movie count at? Oh, good grief. So, apparently I have watched 200. 66 movies so far this year. Clap it up.

What's your most recent one? I rewatched that Warcraft movie from a few years ago. Oh, really? Yes. Ben Foster had a role in that. Yeah, you are, yeah. It was not good. No, it wasn't.

I've never played Warcraft any of the games or anything, so I had no sort of like connection to it anyway, but then it feels like maybe I needed it. Well, there's just like, I don't know. It felt like you needed some sort of prior knowledge going in because it throws you in at the deep end and then doesn't really explain anything. So, yeah, not good.

Well, I think you would be proud of me, John, because last weekend I watched two movies, which is unusual for me to watch movies. I watched the Looney Tunes Blu-E, blow up the earth movie. Oh, is it good? It was good. It was really good. It's so funny, Warner Brothers Discovery,

they gave AEW all that money that they're like, we don't need the Looney Tunes anymore. We have Will Osprey every week. So every other week, because they can only fly them back so often. But yeah, no, it was really good. They released that movie with no promotion. It just was one day out.

And yeah. So I saw that. and then a couple hours about an hour and a half later i saw mickey 17 okay here's the thing john have you seen the film what mickey 17 yes no okay i i think you would like it i've watched the film john do us all a favor watch that film yeah it looks like it's right at my eye i have a feeling I have a feeling that me and Corey have stuff to say about that film Yeah Well I feel like I feel like

I saw it Dylan because you recommended it so highly I did I also don't remember recommending it But it's really good I think it was in our Batman Tierra list episode I said that was the best film I've seen in the cinema all year Because it made you want to watch the Batman Because you like Robert Pattinson Because I did not think Robert Patterson had the range

And I watched that film And I thought he does have the range that was very good. And you know what I'm talking about. I do. I've seen that film. That was a great film. It was great.

Do you know he was great in that film? Mark Ruffalo. And that's, I don't, I normally don't like Mark Ruffalo. So yeah, I would agree. Perfect pastiche of,

of our president here in the States. But him, he was him and Musk at the same time. And yet they made that film before they knew all this shit was going to happen. It's like they had an idea. Great stuff. Don, you got to watch a film.

Dylan, what's going... Don, what's going on in the world of Captain Explody? I guess I'm just watching Mickey 17 again. There you go. And that's what I'll be watching too, because I've not put out a large old cup in a couple of weeks now. You'll do it next week. Life is hectic.

Isn't it so hard to make time for this stuff? Oh, yeah, yeah, true, true. I always make time for the Smirk Avengers, so. Yeah, and speaking of the Smart Adventure, it's time for us to end the show. so it's time for us to say goodbye good night goodbye

bye bye beautiful beautiful stuff