The Smark Avengers - Vol 4, Ep 27: Classic X-Men Villains Spotlight – The Blob, Toad, Vanisher & Mastermind
Episode Date: August 29, 2025The X-Men have faced Magneto, Apocalypse, and even the Dark Phoenix… but what about the other guys? In this episode of our comic book podcast, Corey, Dylan, and Jon take a hilarious yet informative ...deep dive into four of the strangest and most underrated villains in X-Men history: The Blob, Toad, Vanisher, and Mastermind. From their bizarre backstories and odd powers to their biggest appearances in comics, cartoons, and movies, we spotlight how these classic villains shaped mutant history—even if they’ve been overshadowed by bigger names. Expect deep cuts, funny commentary, and plenty of love for these misfit Marvel bad guys. If you’re an X-Men fan, a comic book history buff, or just someone who loves hearing about the weirdest parts of superhero lore, this episode is for you. 🔹 Which forgotten X-Men villain is YOUR favorite? Let us know in the comments! 🔹 Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and hit the bell so you don’t miss future episodes covering Marvel, DC, and beyond! Click the link for Dylan's radio show!: http://www.bouncedigitalradio.co.uk Click the link for Dylan's Twitch stream: http://Twitch.tv/spookylaroux Click the link for Jon's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/bigjonbowski/ Click the link for Corey's project "Henry's Usual": https://www.tumblr.com/henrysusual Click the link for Corey's show "Large Old Cup": https://open.spotify.com/show/2YHMppnl9inQevwLIxR64f
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Yeah.
Hi, everybody.
Welcome to Spark Avengers.
My name is Corey.
With me is Dylan and John.
I was going to be hard to explain.
It will be really difficult to explain.
Oh, boy. How's it going, guys?
Good.
Good.
Yeah, not bad, not bad.
All right.
Well, folks, we're going to get right into it for about a year and a half now.
Probably getting, well, we're not there yet.
We're probably closer a year and a half than not.
We have been doing kind of deep dive episodes on various members of the X-Men continuity.
We started with Beast and we worked our way all through the original five.
Then we did Magneto and Charles Xavier.
so we're at seven.
So we kind of had this idea of like,
all right,
well,
let's just keep the train rolling,
you know?
And part of that was,
let's take a look at what characters came in after,
you know,
like in order of appearance.
And we realized there was maybe a slight problem with that
because in the early 1960s,
when the X-Men book first came out,
a lot of villains were kind of the villain of the weak kind of motif.
and some of these villains,
I don't think we could base a whole episode around them, you know?
They weren't very good.
No.
Nope.
So instead, what we decided to do is we're going to take the next four villains that appeared in the X-Men world,
and we're going to lump them all together,
because that's how they were introduced as essentially part of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.
I think Vanisher was individual, though, right?
Yeah.
He debuted all on his own, and blobbed it.
as well to be found.
Well, we'll get to that.
Yeah, we'll get to that.
So, um, we're going to be breaking down and reviewing Vanisher,
the blob,
mastermind,
and toad.
Um,
and kind of depending on where this goes,
this could very easily be a two-parter.
Um,
however, as we were doing our research,
maybe,
maybe not a two-parter.
We'll see when we get there.
So,
uh,
the way this worked is,
John and I took the four and we separated them.
So John took two, I took two.
And I guess order of operations would indicate that we're going to start off with the vanisher.
Is that correct?
Yes.
He debuted in X-Men number two.
So I feel like he should be the first we talk about.
Okay.
Dylan, any questions where we get started?
Yes, who are the X-Men?
all right i don't worry about it yeah it's it's not gonna it's not gonna come up sweet thank god thank god
whew all right john take it from there okay dogg so the bannisher
his real name is telford porter which obviously really important information
I mean, it is if you want someone whose nickname is Telly
and then his surname is Porter and then his powers
uses the dark dimension of teleport.
Okay, I was going to say maybe he was like Matter Eater lad
and could just consume anything he wanted.
He just eats hot dogs all day.
He just eats hot dogs.
His special ability, never-ending gullet for hot dogs.
well if you guys had kids would you call your son Telford
I mean if I knew who's gonna be a mutant with the specific powers that had to do with
teleport and then maybe I would but you wouldn't until he was 13 yeah would
know unless his parents were mutants and they could see the future that is a
boring argument there you go so
yeah he debuted in X-Men number two and like I say his powers is teleportation based where he can
teleport himself and others via the dark force dimension in his debut he kind of stole some
top secret government plans and tried extorting them with the government for like
$10 million to get the plans back but then
like the X-Men showed up
I was going to say the X-Men
showed up and saved the day but it was really
Charles Xavier
mind-wiping
Vanisher that saved
the day which was kind of one of the
troubling examples of
Xavier abusing his powers
I guess but
you know we talked about that
in the Charles Xavier episode so we don't
need to do that again
we did
um
from there
vanisher
briefly joins a group called Factor 3
alongside
Blob
Eunice the Untouchable
Mastermind
and
Changeling as well
who you know
basically became morph in the animated series
and a fellow by the name of Mutant Master
yeah
definitely not three people
but
you know
what's in the name who cares
and so they had plans for world domination
they were foiled
well they
I say they were foiled
it turns out mutant master was actually an alien
who was looking to enslave the planet
or kill everyone or something along those lines
and when the rest of the
factor three found out they basically joined forces
with the X-Men to
to defeat him
so yeah fuck you mutant master
all this trick in the book alien pretends to be a mutant
and the mutants follow him
and then
unbelievable
it turns out to reveal himself
somehow and the mutants turn on him
can't trust anybody he says can't you
definitely not aliens
no I've always said that
you know
like space aliens not like
yeah let's clarify
yeah just to be sure
So Vanisher basically went missing for a long period of time
until he was captured by Stephen Lang
who was a government agent who basically
took over the Sentinel's program
and who I believe his mind ended up becoming
like the basis for MasterMold as well
Why am I talking about Stephen Land so much?
Because there's not much to talk about Vanisher
so
yeah basically
yeah Stephen Lang got beaten
Vanisher was freed
and then
he came under the mental
influence of a guy called Darkling
who has he's the mutant
who had like
powers of controlling the forces of
the dark force dimension
which obviously plays into
Vanisher powers
again not much happened there
the new warriors beat this
darkling guy
vanished covers free
so he went and joined another new group
which was the new
enforcers alongside
dragon man dreadnought
plant man and super adaptoid
I just want to point out
how can they be now
as a fan of the enforcers
where's fancy Dan
for Zach
exactly
but it's a new
the new yeah
they're not the old enforcers
no those are the old enforcers
oh okay
these are the new
different
not that it helped them because
yeah they got beat by Spider-Man
is split up
so yeah
like up until this point
vanager sort of wore
like a really weird
sort of frilly costume
with I guess
like the best way I can describe it is like one of those
youda like ruffle collars around his head
for some reason
no reason
no I mean it
I have no idea like it doesn't have anything to do with his
teleportation powers
no he just he just thought it looked cool
yeah and he kept it for a long time
he did but then when he dropped it
he decided, okay, I'm getting rid of this stupid collar thing.
I'm going to replace it with some weird-ass tattoos,
which I'm going to put all over my head.
So, yeah, he basically changed up his look,
dropped the costume,
and then decided to take control of a drug cartel,
which is sort of specialized in mutant growth hormone.
but Archangel put a stop to that
by essentially buying into
the shell company of his business
and then closing it down
so yeah that fucked up
vanished his plans
but you know he did retain his powers
after M-Day as well so
that's something he had going from I guess
um
Yeah, and then basically we get to X-Force where this was during the utopia area of the X-Men,
where they were living on, like, the former asteroid M in San Francisco Bay.
It's sort of a precursor to Krokoa, really, like where they were inviting along all the world's mutants to all come and live with them.
Vanisher was pretty untrustworthy
so
he was tired
to steal some legacy virus
like a stockpile of it
but Cyclops sent X-Force to kind of
stop him and then
Elixir gave him a brain tumor
basically
so that they could
coerce him
into being their transport,
like basically taking them from mission to mission,
wherever it might,
you know, go.
So he was basically forced against his will
to do that for a while
on the promise that they'd eventually
remove the tumor.
And, yeah,
so he went with them to the future
to kind of help Abel and Hope fight off
Bishop while he was in his
mad, rage,
trying to kill hope because
he thought she was like
he turned 75% of the world
into a nuclear
like wasteland
yeah yeah exactly
he was up to some
shaghananigans
um
yeah and then
when he got back from the future
he
uh
he
basically
he was suffering
from the effects of this tumour, or so he thought.
It turns out it wasn't the tumour that was making him sick anymore
because Alexa had removed it in the future,
but he had stage four syphilis.
That's a fucking twist.
Yep.
So wait, wait, hold up, hold up, hold up.
So some of the symptoms of syphilis,
you can't confuse with the brain tumor,
because it's things like
a pussy discharge
from your penis
did Vanisher have this shit going on
and just like, oh my fucking brain tumor
making it pus come out of my dick
I guess maybe his brain tumor
messed up his head so he didn't really
recognize the thing
because that's another aspect of it
is you start to hallucinate shit
because it melts your brain
for all intents of purposes
it also makes you incontinent
so Vanisher is also
just shitting himself apparently.
Well,
they didn't draw that end of the book.
Obviously not.
Holy shit.
I think, I mean, I agree that it's not a
great explanation.
I don't think that if you're like,
yeah, yeah, you're the X-Men
traveling into the future, but can you be a little bit more
realistic about the symptoms of syphilis?
I think they were like,
what that's the case? Why did you have to go with syphilis?
It could have been any number of things.
well was it
we don't know if that was the same writer
maybe somebody inherited vanager
was like oh fuck it he got syphilis
you know
he's just
walking around with a dirty dick
it's vanisher
he pops in and out you know what I'm saying
oh my gosh
Jesus Christ
well Elexey couldn't fix that
anyway
we fixed your brain tumor
don't worry about the syphilus
Alexa easily could have fixed that
he did he did okay don't worry what a dick move if he didn't well i didn't do that i just did the brain tumor
i'm not going to fix your mistakes um so yeah
banisher was cured and then he briefly worked for emma frost hellfire club um
like working with emma directly just to help get around i guess uh but then was seeming
killed when this
general
or commander of
O-N-E
the office of
national emergency
shot him with like a mutant
cure serum that basically turned him into
goo.
But
yeah I mean
this cure shot at him.
Yeah
he did get
resurrected on Krokoa
and became a member of
sword,
was kidnapped by the power broker
and implanted with a control chip.
But, like,
rogue helped break him free.
And he did die again,
but, like, was brought back
because it's a Crocoa, and there's,
like, resurrection protocols.
And, yeah, so
that's basically all Vanitya's done in the comic.
So he did briefly appear in
Deadpool 2 as well.
Yeah, he's played by Braddard.
by Brad Pitt. Yeah. Yeah, I was about to say for a guy who has the ability to go anywhere he wants,
he seems to fall under someone else's control more often than not. Yeah, yeah. That's just unlucky.
I will also say that, I guess being played by Brad Pitt kind of balances out the fact that
he is kind of a pitiful character in that sense. But I mean, for all the sense of purposes, like,
the X-Men are really bad about like,
well, we need a teleporter for this team.
And like, we'll just, you know,
the mutant Uber, essentially.
We're just going to have you around to teleport you.
Because they treated Pixie pretty much the same way
in certain team books.
So it's like, well, we need a teleporter.
Yeah, yeah.
Jeez.
Jeez.
All right.
Well, I just want you to know that you covered
almost what,
80 years.
of Marvel Comics for Vanisher in 13 minutes.
Easy.
I'm surprised it took that long.
I think it's because we got to talk about.
We talked about syphilis for about a minute.
That's true.
Oh, boy.
All right.
Well, that was the Vanisher.
Any other remarkable instances of him turning up in anything?
Because, I mean, he was the villain at X-Men 2.
You would think that they would do other stuff with him.
Was he an X-Men 2?
No, no, I mean, he was X-Men issue 2.
Oh, sorry, yeah, yeah.
I mean, yeah, but his powers are not that, like, impressive, I guess, in the grand scheme of things.
And his look probably didn't help as well.
He, you know.
Yes.
For the longest time, he looked lame.
Yeah, his outfit was stupid, his name was stupid.
What he did with his powers was stupid.
but he always end up being somebody else's
bitch, which was stupid.
Like, he's never like,
you gotta get to banish into this episode
or this issue, because there's no,
there's no, like,
no threat, there's no redeeming
quality to him, you know?
Uh, well,
he could be a good guy.
He did turn up in, uh,
Wolverine and the X-Men,
the animated series,
voiced by Stephen Blum.
He makes a minor reoccurring appearance
as a member of Professor X's future X-Men,
while the present version makes a cameo appearance in the episode Aces and Ates as a Genotion prisoner.
So he shows up in a cartoon, and then he also appears in The Amazing Spider-Man Web of Fire as a member of the new enforcers.
And that is a side-scrolling action-adventure game that came out in 1996 for the Sega.
Which Sega?
Mega Drive?
96.
It's got to be Mega Drive, yeah.
Saddam's that nice
sakes
This is the most
Indian part
I'm talking about
about his shirt
Yeah
He had a small part
In age of apocalypse
A small part in House of M
A small part in Exiles
Small part in Ultimate Marvel
And these are like
Small part I mean
Like he might have been on
A combined one page
In general
So yeah
I mean
Guy shows up in X-Men issue
number two doesn't do much for the rest of his
comic run
there you have it
there it is there it is
so let's
squeeze another three minutes out of that
um
blood from a stone
uh john
again if you want
you want to say do you want to jump into the blob
from here
jump into the blob
yeah
let's not jump into him
okay but uh
yeah let's let's move on
to the blob because like I say he debuted an X-Men number three so he was only natural to
follow like the numerical order so yeah the blob is Frederick Dukes he's basically you know the
immovable object he can like give himself extra mass that basically makes him strong makes
and resilient and pretty much
it's indestructible as well
but only as long as
he has contact with the ground
so he started out as like
a carnival strongman
who the X-Men
initially tried to recruit
that he turned him down
and returned to his carnivore
and basically decided
rather than be good he's going to
uses powers to kind of bully
the carnival folk into
being his gang and
then convinced them to go and attack
the X-Men
but you know they were beaten
and this being
an early X-Men book as well
Charles Xavier
mind-wiked him
what a prick
loves
he just can't get enough
shortly after this
Magneto then recruits Blob for the brotherhood of evil mutant.
But when Magneto tries to blow up the X-Men using a torpedo that could have killed Blob as well,
Blob basically, you know, quit the team and returned to his carnival.
But this is where he meets Unis the Untouchable, and then they become friends and partners.
and as you do
when you find a new friend
you go and rob a bank
and try and get some money
they get recruited to Factor 3
which we already talked about a little bit
that resorted
in aliens
and being a you know
temporarily team with the X-Men
blah blah blah
Factor 3 breaks up
what does the blob do
he rejoins the brotherhood
of evil mutants
only this time it's under mastermind's leadership that is until Magneto returns and takes over again
but then this was during the period where as we covered during the Magneto episode
he creates the Alpha the Ultimate Mutant who basically turns on them all and then
turns them all into infants yes so that's the way they're
remain for a little while until Eric the Red shows up,
restores Magneto, and then some of the residual radiation also helps
restore, like, Blob and the others as well.
Yeah, that makes sense. Whatever.
Yeah, it's science. You can't argue with science.
Yeah, good enough for me.
So what does Blob do now that he's an adult again?
Why not rejoin another version of the Brotherhood of Mutants?
This time, led by Mystique, and also in the team, Destiny, Pyrro, and Avalanche as well.
Short aside, that to me is the version of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants I always think about,
because that was kind of the version that was in the animated series.
Yeah.
That to me is like the iconic group.
It's a classic lineup right there.
they start off as villains until the government basically recruit them as freedom force
like a group basically hunting down mutants for the government
and that puts them into conflict with the X-Men and X-Factor
and even the Avengers as well because
you know I guess the government would just go after any superpowers
beings at that point and they basically they do this for a good number of years until like a
mission in Kuwait goes badly and the government kind of cuts their losses and the group
breaks up so what does blob do now he joins another version of the Brotherhood of
evil mutants this time led by Toad and we also have Pirate
and a guy called Fantasia in the group that I've never heard of him and don't remember him at all.
Fantasia, was he not the wrestling magician?
That is who I thought it was, but this is Fantasia spelled with a Z instead of an S.
So maybe it's, I don't know, a different version.
Well, I'm looking forward to the episode where we break down Fantasia,
and I'm sure we'll make a multi-parter out of that one.
Basically this brotherhood doesn't go well either, so it breaks up and what does Blob do now?
He joins another version of the Brotherhood of Evil Meevents.
This time it's Mystique leading the group up again, and they attempt to kill Senator Kelly, but they're stopped from doing so by the X-Men.
X-Men and then the group breaks up so what does Blub do now I think you can guess he joins another
version of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants this time led by Exodus only Exodus is like hang on
you are the biggest fucking loser in all of mutant them there's a common denominator with all these
failed teams, Bob, and I think it's
you. Absolutely.
So, yeah,
he basically rejects him for being
useless.
And then we get to
M-Day, where
Blob is one of the
many, many mutants who loses his
powers, which causes
his, like,
him physically
to frink, except for his
skin, which becomes all
like a saggy
man.
basically.
It's so bad that he can't even
kill himself because
of like the thick skin
fold.
So yeah, needless to say
Blob is pretty depressed when this
happens and
joins a group that
isn't the brotherhood of evil mutants
that it's made up
of ex-mutant
called ex-stell
alongside
such luminaries
as Elijah Cross
Callisto
Fatal
Reaper
Abyss and Marrow
But yeah
Basically it's another shit show
And they get beat by
Of all people
Richter and multiple man
So
Of all people
Come on
I mean it's not exactly the A list
Let's put it that way
after this
he briefly becomes a successful
weight loss guru in Japan
because I guess he's had some surgery
to kind of staple back
some of the skin and stuff
the problem with that
he can't really be a weight loss guru
because they're like what's your secret
and he's like I don't fucking know
one day I woke up and put in the flat left
yeah
that's not going to work for everyone
Some psychotic woman said a
sentence and all of a sudden I, you know, a lot of my friends don't have their powers anymore.
Yeah, you'd think.
Well, either way, he, I guess, didn't really take to that success
and decided he wanted to go back to being a mutant again.
So he initially starts working with Mystique, who supplies him with,
some MGH which was extracted from Dazler which kind of gives him his powers back
but then he gets abducted by myth sinister who uses this power bestowing virus known as
the mother vine to like experiment on him which briefly gives him like a secondary
mutation that allows him to stretch his body but in a way
kind of coincidence. He, well, I, you know, he had Vanity to turn into goo briefly, but the, uh, the blob basically loses control of his secondary mutation and melts into a literal blob, uh, before managing to reconstituate himself. Um, and then, yeah, like, you, uh, can you remember if this was,
before we started recording or not, but
Lobb basically
ends up in
the age of
X-Man, I think it is.
Yeah, this is before we were...
Where he...
Yeah, he
becomes like
a cop in this
alternate universe
and has
a relationship with
Betsy Pradeck.
But then, like,
everything gets returned to normal,
and Krakawa starts and Blob leaves behind his villainous ways to basically become the bartender at the Green Lagoon,
which is like the big bar on Krakawa.
And that is pretty much, I guess, like, his entire run up until most recently.
Yeah, and I could fill in that gap just because he's shown up in a couple of the books that I've been,
currently reading.
After the Krakawa era ended, this sort of privatized prison got the rights to the Xavier
mansion and turned it into like a super prison for mutants.
And Blob is captured and basically recruited into being a member of their sort of mutant
hunting team along with characters like Wild Child and Siren.
so he is being held against his will for all intents and purposes being forced to hunt down his fellow mutants
there you go yep and he's also appeared in some other things as well like he's surprisingly appeared in quite a few
x-men movies like the main one people will probably remember him for is probably x-men origins wolverine
where he was played by
Kevin Durand
in a fat suit basically
he had like a brief
cameo in X-Men
Apocalypse by a
wrestler called Gustav Claude
Umei or I don't know
it's some French-looking surname
which I'm probably butchering
and then in Deadpool and
Wolverine
in like
the
the wasteland there, he basically
again appears as
like sort of a background cameo
this time by another
wrestler
a guy called Mike Waters
who is one half of the UK pit bulls
and yeah
that's basically
it
so I'll
hit you with the video game
appearances
blob was a recurring boss in X-Men
he then appeared in X-Men
reign of Apocalypse
He was in a cameo sort of stage level for X-Men Mutant Academy 2.
He was an unlockable character in X-Men Next Dimension.
He was a boss in X-Men Legends.
He made a cameo appearance in X-Men Legends 2 Rise of Apocalypse.
He was in the X-Men Origins Wolverine tie-in game as a boss.
He appeared as a boss in Marvel Avengers Alliance.
He was in Marvel Heroes.
He was in Lego Marvel Superheroes.
He was in Pinball FX2 on the X-Men table.
He is a playable character in Marvel Puzzle Quest
and appears in Marvel Snap.
He has also had multiple animated series appearances,
Spider-Man and his amazing friends.
X-Men Pride of the X-Men,
which we watched in one of our previous episodes
as part of a watch-along.
X-Men, the animated.
series where we were kind of speaking of him originally.
A teenage version of the character showed up in X-Men Evolution, and he was also in Wolverine
in the X-Men as well.
So Blab is a character who gets a lot of use, despite not really doing anything with him.
And probably just because he's very easily identified.
I mean, he looks unique.
His powers are unlike anyone else.
It's, you know, he's a bully character.
Yeah.
John, did you learn anything new and exciting about the blob in your research?
Not really.
I mean, I'm sort of surprised by just how many different incarnations
of the Brotherhood of Evil he's been in, but, I mean, if you've been around since X-Men 3,
I'm sure you're going to end up in a fair few of those at some point.
True.
It says a lot of the character where they just, like, it seems,
like a good idea. Like you said, he's very
recognizable. He's, you know, he's got
that look to him. It says a lot
whether, like, what the fuck do we do with this guy
other thanches? He's the big guy in the
group again. He doesn't
do anything. The only way
you know him is more, like the main
guy in the brotherhood of evil mutants.
Do you mean? That's how everybody
recognizes him. But sometimes you need a villain who's just a
big guy that you can punch. Yeah.
Yeah. Like that's all that's
needed in the story.
you know he fills his role wow you know
well
I suppose it is now my turn
and I arguably have the two of the more
interesting characters who did some stuff
outside of just join the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants
or get syphilis
more
a publisher come on I don't disrespect to
Alfred Porter like that
so my two characters
will start with
we'll start with the one who didn't
have as many interesting things do as the other.
We're going to start with Toad,
who his real name is Mortimer Toenby.
He was born less than handsome.
His parents abandoned him almost immediately,
where he lived in an orphanage for several years
where he dealt with children being cruel
and teasing and tormenting him
on the account of his ugliness and misshapen body.
Despite his intelligence,
he apparently had extreme shyness and a slight learning disability, which made many believe that he was slow.
So he dropped out of the orphanage prematurely, opting to live on the streets and fend for himself rather than face abuse.
The constant fear and hatred exhibited by everyone he knew caused him to develop a severe inferiority complex.
This has caused more or more early on to show absolute devotion to anyone who shows him the slightest amount of affection or respect.
So this is our precursor that led him to X.
men number four, where he debuted as a member of Magneto's original Brotherhood of Evil Mutants
alongside Mastermind, Quicksilver, and Scarlet Witch.
Toad, the early brotherhood of Evil Mutants did not get along very well.
Almost all of it was centered around the fact that everybody wanted to get with Scarlet Witch,
and her brother was not crazy about that.
So Toad was not immune to that.
He incurred a lot of hostility with Quicksilver because his affectionate,
towards Wanda.
But he was also incredibly devoted to Magneto,
probably because Magneto accepted him as a fellow mutant.
Toad believed that Magneto truly loved him,
but in reality, Magneto just kind of felt sorry for him
and used him as a pawn.
So after a bit of time, Toad's body started to mutate even more,
giving him a more evil-looking appearance and a more personality to boot.
So he started his own group of evil mutants
and recruited Blob, as we've discussed,
and also Soren,
who will be an interesting episode
in the future, I'm sure.
This put him in contact with various superheroes,
mostly with the mutant strike force team known as X-Force
while he was the leader of the Brotherhood.
During one of these counters,
Sorin almost fatally wounded cannonball.
He, however, got better,
is what the breakdown of that stated.
Thank God.
After they were defeated, Toad remained a
plagued humanity fighting against humans
wherever he could and even
apparently murdered somebody at one point
so he was somewhat effective at least against
one person
he murdered
it says someone
it's not very good researches
not your researches
yeah just whoever's compiling
his data yeah
it's like what I guess
the guy probably so much like
this is a bit of a spoiler much like blob
toad is a character that gets a lot of use
but he gets put into very
more unique situations than Fred Dukes did.
But anyway, yeah, he ends up getting into conflict with Generation X at one point when he visits
the Massachusetts Academy.
And he apparently left his terrorist ways behind until the stranger attacked Toad in San Francisco
and accused him of wasting countless opportunities to better himself.
The stranger then revealed to actually be proche, a sentient alien vessel that had in
previously used by X Factor.
John, are you familiar
with Proche?
Is that?
Apocalypse's ship?
It is.
Like that?
The Sinti...
It is.
So, Prosh recruited Toad alongside
Jean Grey, Iceman, the juggernaut and mystique
to save the universe.
Amunzel are sent to various points in history,
including a period where Toad was happily running an amusement park,
as well as when he was imprisoned after having been
beaten by the Avengers.
Toad was eventually sent back to...
At the top.
Toad was eventually sent back to that period
where he first joined the Brotherhood
after being rescued by Magneto
and relived the physical and verbal abuse
he suffered at the hands of Magneto.
The mutants eventually traveled back
a short time after Toad's birth
where it was revealed that Toad had been experimented on
in a research facility run by Amanda Mueller.
John, are familiar with Amanda Mueller?
I sort of recognize the name.
It's for you, someone who had like a connection
to Mr. Stenner.
like in one of his various disguises when he was experimenting on people?
I looks like it. She looks like a fucking nightmare, by the way.
Yes, she was, she had an association with Mr. Sinister, but she was referred to as the
black womb because she survived a series of miscarriages.
It's not a great nickname. No, there's definitely, it definitely had better.
Yeah, I don't want that one.
The threat to the universe was eventually revealed to be the real stranger,
and Toad was mortally wounded in the subsequent battle.
Mystique attempted to heal Toad by using Prosh's medical technology,
with Prosh believing that it would also unlock the genetic potential
that had been squandered by the research done on Toad as an infant.
Using Mystique as a manual conduit,
Prosh's regeneration device heeled Toad made him a little more handsome,
as well as gave him more strength,
and a powerful prehensile tongue.
Because before that, Toad was just a funny-looking guy who jumped around a lot.
Weird that didn't think about doing the tongue thing, like, from the get-go.
Right?
Nah, we just wanted to jump around.
What are Toad's known for?
Looking like they're from medieval England.
That's what they're known for.
John's not currently dressed like that, is what you're saying.
He doesn't have the little frills on his outfit?
He's got the little bull cut.
Yeah, he's got a little bull cut going on.
Yeah.
It's got raging syphilis.
During the House of M,
Scarlet Witch has her complete mental breakdown
and lost her mind and control over powers
and altered reality.
And once that was resolved
and the mutants were mostly depowered,
Toad ended up being one of the lucky 198
who kept his powers.
Look, good for him.
He ends up becoming,
uh,
ends up staying at the Xavier,
Institute, where it becomes sort of a haven for the remaining 198.
During Civil War, along with Caliban, Domino and Shatterstar, he led a group of mutants to break out of the 198 camp and led him to what they believed was an abandoned nuclear bunker in the deserts of Nevada.
The X-Men soon engaged the O&E outside the bunker.
Meanwhile, General Laser instructed mutant Johnny D, a character we've discussed before, isn't that right, Dylan, to create havoc,
among the 198 escapees.
Johnny D took a troll of the mutant outlaw and forced him to shoot at Domino.
The mutants realized outlaw's possession in time,
and Domino was able to use her powers to cause a misfire.
Toad took this opportunity to take Outlaw out so he could not harm anyone else.
Big Hero Toad.
Good for him.
So the X-Men along with Bishop, Iron Man, and Miss Marvel managed to find a way to free all the trapped mutants and everyone.
The 198 included and left without injury.
During Utopia, many mutants moved, including Toad.
He was seen in the city riots and was injured in the chaos.
Trance and Dragonus were seen to try to carry him out to safety,
but were slowed down when Hammer Soldiers started chasing them until Gambit rescued all three of them.
After the events of Schism, Toad begged Wolverine to let him join with the group of mutants that were going to relocate to Westchester.
Wolverine was reluctant to have Toad on board, but when Toad offered to be, quote, that he would even want to be the janitor,
Logan took Toad up on the offer, and Toad became the janitor for the Jean Grey School for Higher Learning.
I was during this time that Toad's skin color changed into its green-like shade, and Toad felt at his place in the Institute, but still felt anger towards a larger number of the students and teachers who basically made a mockery of him and treated him like shit.
He did, however, start a romantic relationship with Husk of all people during that time.
at some point
Toad left the X-Men and returned as a villain.
He was captured and he tortured the time-displaced young Cyclops
blaming him for many events that occurred in his life
and he later appeared again as a member of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.
There it is.
So during Crocoa,
Toad was of course brought there as well.
He was one of the citizens and alongside Mystique and Sabre II.
he, um, they stole information from the orcus forge from damage control due to his
exceptional hacking abilities, apparently being a weird little medieval man also makes
great at computers.
Uh, they were successful and escaped only leaving saber tooth behind due to the intervention
of the fantastic four.
During the Kirkland Hellfire gala, the Scarlet Witch coaxed Magneto to strangle her to death
with Uru as part of a plan they concocted to resurrect fall mutants whose minds were not
backed up in Cerebro.
Scarlet Witch was eventually came back to life and implicated Toad for her death, as the Uru used for the murder was later found in Toad's home.
Pleading guilty to the murder charge, possibly as a favor of Magneto, he stated that he had killed the Scarlet Witch for turning her back on the Brotherhood and Magneto.
As Toad was banished to the pit of exile, he exclaimed that he did it all for Magneto, although the Scarlet Witch tried to advocate on Toad's behalf of her words could not save him from his fate.
After months spit in the pit, Toad and all the other captives were eventually secretly freed by Krakawa and its spokesperson Douglas Ramsey,
with the purpose of chasing after an apprehending Sabretooth, whose own time of the pit had harmed Krokoa and its residents.
Using a ship operated by Madison Jeffery's techno-kinetic abilities, this makeshift team called themselves the Exiles.
Despite their objective of apprehending Sabretooth, the Exiles ended up reluctantly working with him to fight against Orcus.
However, the Alliance was short-lived with Sabreto betraying the Exiles.
and building an army of multiversal duplicates of himself.
During Sabretooth's assault on Wolverine, the X-Force,
the exiles would get the drop on Victor
has led to Toad losing his life, though, at the hands of Sabretooth.
So, as of right now, Toad is dead.
Oh, it's shame.
At least it was Sabretooth that killed him and not the syphilis.
So obviously everybody remembers Toad from the 2000 X-X-Men
movie where he's played by Ray Park.
He had a unique little look
and everything, but I think most people remember
Hallie Berry's
terrible line of what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning
the same as everything else, which is implied
he is killed by that.
A young toad appears
in X-Men days of future past.
He's a former soldier
that finds work in a diner.
And an alternate timeline
variant of Toad based on his appearance in X-Men
does show up in Deadpool Wolverine,
portrayed by an uncredited Daniel Ramos.
In video games,
Toad is an unlockable character in X-Men Mutant Academy,
X-Men Mutant Academy 2,
X-Men Next Dimension,
an amalgamation incarnation of Toad appears
as a mini-boss in X-Men Legends,
where he's voiced by the great Armin Shimmerman.
That's exciting.
Toad appears as a playable character
in X-Men Legends 2, Rise of Apocalypse.
He is in the Game Boy Advance version of X-Men,
official game. He appears in X-Men Destiny. He appears as a boss in Marvel Avengers Alliance. He's
a playable character in Lego Marvel superheroes, and he appears in Marvel Heroes as well.
And then, of course, in the animated series, he shows up in Spider-Man and his amazing friends.
X-Men, Pride of the X-Men. X-Men, the animated series. A young version of him appears as a
regular character in X-Men Evolution. He's in Wolverine in the X-Men, and he also has
a part in the superhero super squad as a member of Doctor Doom's Lethal Legion.
So again, Toad is a character that shows up a lot, probably just due to how unique he is.
Not bad for a guy whose power for the longest time was just being able to jump high.
That's true.
Being a weird boy.
It's been a really weird looking kid.
Yep.
Oh, also, we did talk about the ultimate version of Toad, who did not even get an on-panel death and ultimatum.
They just wrote that he died in the list of characters who died in ultimatum.
But now we know.
You know, now we don't have to stay up at night wondering if he's going to come home.
We already know.
It's better that way.
Yeah.
Well, remember how he said that this might be a two-episoder?
That's going to probably just be a one episode.
Doesn't look like it.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, also debuting in X-Men issue number four is the fourth character we're going to be talking about today, Mastermind.
Jason Wingard managed to grow his mutant abilities relatively unknown and noticed in the public.
However, the one person who did recognize his abilities of psychic illusion was Magneto.
Jason Wingard joined his group, the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.
Magneto's goals suited him, as he'd previously managed to secure employment as a mentalist or a trickster in carnivals.
His thirst for power matches desire for the Scarlet Witch, but despite trying to use his powers and arguments,
he was never able to separate her from a protective brother, Quicksilver, during their tenure as the group,
with his tricks being ineffective on them.
I don't know if they ever bothered to explain why Mastermind's powers did not work on Scarlet Witch.
but oh well
as a member of the brother
yeah
that's really interesting
because I was about to say
oh it's because she's like
she's a witch
she like had
you used her pars
so like keep
him at bay
but then you'd be like
well Gene Gray
arguably has like
she's like
omega right
yeah so like
even at the time
I don't know if she was
an omega
but like she had
considerable psychic abilities
that you would think
would keep her
I'm sorry to jump the gun
a little bit
because I feel like
we're gonna get the
Gene Gray in a second, but
I don't know why
Gene Gray would be susceptible
to masterminds
bars and discard it which wouldn't be. Like that's
maybe it's because
Gene Gray was possessed by
some other worldly
beings. She wasn't
all there. Yeah. Well, and also
isn't this like not
Gene Gray but a copy of Gene Gray?
Complicated.
Yeah. Yeah. When did
the Phoenix make a copy?
of Jean Grey is going to be the question.
When the spaceship landed in the Hudson Bay or whatever it was.
Okay.
So then it was in like a little egg thing in the bottom of the bay.
And then what came out of the bay was the Phoenix.
So, so it wasn't, it wasn't Jean Gray that got, we'll, we'll get to it.
We'll get to it.
So like I said, I feel like Mastermind would be the one we'd actually have a conversation about.
So Mastermind battled the X-Men quite a bit.
His powers had not been developed to their fullest potential once he joined the Brotherhood,
but he was still very capable of casting minor visual illusions,
like simulating the illusion of fire and making it seem like Beast's legs had stopped working
and keeping him from moving.
The Brotherhood continually failed in their battle against the X-Men.
Magneto attempted to make a pact with an enigmatic being known as the stranger.
However, instead of a new ally, Magneto found a new foe.
as the stranger was not a mutant, which was what both Magneto and the X-Men had assumed,
but a cosmic entity from the stars.
During the confrontation with Magneto, he was stranded on an alien planet while Mastermind was
turned into stone after attempting to double-cross him.
The Stranger spell wasn't permanent, and when it wore off, it didn't take Mastermind
long before he found himself in another group looking for mutant supremacy, and that would be
factor three, which we discussed earlier with Vanisher, which,
which has more than three members of the group.
Don't worry about it.
So after the Factor 3 stuff happened with Mutant Master,
even though Mastermind had helped save the Earth from alien domination,
he was soon captured by Sentinels,
and unable to project any psionic illusions on gigantic robot servants,
he had to rely on help from the X-Men to save him,
however, did not take him long before he became a criminal again.
He reformed the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants,
this time without Magneto siblings,
but with Blob and Eunice, the Ennis,
untouchable. He had attempted to persuade the beast to join them. He was unsuccessful,
which resulted in a fight which he was also unsuccessful in winning. Magneto soon returned to
claim the title of leader, and this time he literally created a new member of the team using
alien technology, Alpha, the Ultimate Mutant, which I believe we've already discussed as well.
So Magneto got turned into, so Mastermind got turned into a baby, the same as the others. As children,
he no longer had their mutant powers, their abilities they had developed when they
originally reached puberty. Therefore, the team was.
was defeated by one of their own members, with Alpha himself leaving Earth to find his purpose in deep space.
After some point, Jason Wingard returned to his true age.
He joined the rich and influential members of the Hellfire Club.
There he became a key member of Sebastian Shaw's inner circle,
a highly secret and esoteric collection of powerful mutants and super beings who gave themselves rankings according to chess pieces.
It had come to Shaw's attention that the X-Men's newest member of the Phoenix was potentially the most powerful and dangerous mutant in the world.
So he planned to have Phoenix as a member of the inner circle, and therefore require the use of Mastermind's powers.
Mastermind himself had desired for more power within the inner circle, and obtaining Phoenix would be a key part in showing his worthiness to them as a member.
So he would stalk Gene for months on end, consistently meeting her as different people in different places, a priest on an airplane or a young surfer on a beach, for example.
These experiences would allow Mastermind to slowly ease his way into her mind.
So basically just repeated exposure is what it sounds like he did.
Like he just gradually started breaking her down.
So while the X-Men were searching a seedy nightclub for Dazzler,
the latest new mutant that the Cerever had detected,
Phoenix began to experience intensely realistic visions.
In these flashbacks, she was transported back to 18th century Britain
and was courted by a man known only as Nicos.
He had thick curly hair, a full beard, and dressed according to the time period.
Phoenix found that she was attracted to Nicos and struck.
to come to terms what she believed were scenes from a past life and her feelings for her current
lover, Cyclops, with reality consistently blurring between both of them frequently. Eventually,
she would succumb to her past life and experience her marriage to Jason Wingard as a Victorian
aristocrat. However, Phoenix's mind was being manipulated by two psionic power mutants. Mastermind's
own illusionary powers were being amplified by Emma Frost's mind tap machine, a mechanism,
which boosted her own powers, and allowed Mastermind to project his illusions.
directly to Phoenix's mind from long range,
as he himself wasn't able to project his powers far enough to achieve the effect.
Together, they manipulated the Phoenix into becoming the new Black Queen of the Hellfire Club.
So that answers that.
It was a combination of gradually inserting himself into her mind,
as well as getting his powers amplified by Emma Frost.
Emma Frost Machine.
Emma Frost Machine.
She never used again.
Yep.
Science.
Exactly.
Never ever come on.
Never bothered to try it one more time.
Other problems she's had since becoming a member of the X-Men never once thought to use this machine.
Could those problems have been solved by this machine?
Some of them, yes, absolutely.
Yes, no question about it.
But don't use the machine.
Not important.
So they ended up guiding Phoenix and made her turn against the X-Men.
And unknown to them both, though, Mastermind and Emma Frost, Cyclops had shared a deep telepathic rapport with Phoenix.
through this mental connection he attempted to battle Mastermind on the astral plane
yet Cyclops is relatively inexperienced as psychic battles having not been in one before
and Mastermind's own power was amplified by Emma Frost's formidable telepathy
Mastermind killed Cyclops in the telepathic battle and the psionic backlash from the trauma
snapped Phoenix free of his control although Cyclops had actually survived the Phoenix grew enraged
Phoenix had enjoyed the seductive qualities of power that the Hellfire Club had shown her
combined with her anger she transformed from Black Queen into the Dark Phoenix
Her first malicious act of power was directed directly at Mastermind
She entered his mind and showed him the vast scale of the universe
By expanding his consciousness he became one with the universe but his body remained in New York
Mastermind was crippled with his mind flooded with images of the universe
And his unbearably small place within it
He would later be picked up by the cops and taken to a mental asylum due to being in a catatonic state
It could be assumed that they didn't recognize him due to appearing to
him in his true, far older appearance, which was something he had used his powers to hide for
years at this point.
So, gradually, Mastermind regained his consciousness, and after years he became bitter and vengeful
vowing to have his revenge on those he blamed for what happened to him.
Members of the new Brotherhood of Evil Mutants suffered first.
Rogue's mind was already fragile from the permanent absorption of the powers and psyche
of Miss Marvel.
In this state, it was easy for Mastermind to manipulate her into leaving the team she had once loved
by manipulating her perceptions.
Mystique, who was the leader of the brotherhood at the time,
was already suffering from nightmares induced by Mastermind.
This was the foundation of torment for her,
as she then lost rogue, her adopted daughter,
and therefore left her family broken.
Mastermind attempted to have his revenge on Cyclops.
He had successfully convinced the X-Men
that Madeline Pryor was, in fact,
the Dark Phoenix Reborn,
something that was easily accomplished,
as Madeline already had a strong physical resemblance to Jean Grey,
because she was a clone.
though no one at the present time knew that she was a clone.
He then used his powers of deception to turn the X-Men against Cyclops
but was ultimately defeated by the first X-Man,
despite even trying to trick him into thinking he had actually died.
Although his attempts to ruin Cyclops' new relationship had failed,
Mastermind did manage to destroy Wolverines.
This time, Mastermind was more subtle,
just as he'd been with rogue and mystique,
by slowly and gently using his powers to cast doubt
in the mind of Mariko Yoshida about Logan.
and his past. Ultimately, he had convinced her to spurn Wolverine on their wedding day,
thus achieving a twisted victory on the team that had shunned his past plans.
His last battle against Phoenix's family was against her daughter, Rachel Summers.
Rachel was new and fairly inexperienced with the Phoenix Force,
and Wingard sought to wield the power of the Phoenix Force for himself, successfully this time.
This led to him battle with both Rachel and Excalibur.
Once more, he was defeated after a close bout, but this time he'd been cast under a power
psychic illusion trapped in the dream that he'd achieve total cosmic awareness and destroyed all of his foes.
In many years later, when Wingard was heard from again, he'd mysteriously contact the X-Men
and requested to see the Phoenix once more. When the X-Men arrived on the island for the rendezvous,
they were assaulted by all sides. They suspected they've been led to a trap, but when Gene reached
mastermind, she realized the truth. Although he had never been a physically strong man,
Jason Wingard's body was withered and killing itself. He'd contracted the legacy virus, and his
powers were out of control.
That's not the thing I thought you were going to say you could track it.
He had hoped to see Phoenix one last time to repent for his actions, but was unable to prevent
his own powers from attacking the X-Men. After all these years, he still believed that Gene
was the Phoenix who had been psychically manipulated previously. Although their relationship
had been his enemies, Phoenix remained the only woman he had truly ever loved. Therefore,
when Gene Gray peered before him after escaping his illusionary world where all of her
dreams were achieved, he begged her for forgiveness.
He was sorry for what he had done to her, the Phoenix, back at the Hellfire Club, and wished to be forgiven.
Gene was compassionate, and without revealing the truth about the Phoenix, she forgave him.
He was then able to die with his mind and soul at peace.
So, Mastermind showed up in a series of flashbacks and memories and such, but it wasn't really him.
The role of Mastermind was picked up by children that he had had, including Martinique Jason,
and Reagan, Wingard.
Also, he had a, I believe Pixie is his kid.
Is that correct?
Oh, rating.
Yes, Mastermind had an intimate relationship with Miss Gwynn,
who gave birth and raised Pixie of the new X-Men,
showing in her powers, which are partly illusion-based.
So Jason Wingard is Pixie's dad, I suppose.
So of course, Krokoa being Krokoa, Mastermind was resurrected.
And as part of his resurrection, he ended up becoming, well, first off, he ended up being recruited to assist the team of X-Corps.
X-Kor was a branch of Krokoa that was dealing with the business side of their miracle drug that they were growing through all their various little Kroa flowers and whatnot.
So he basically helped them work with security and ward off Finris.
Then later on, he ended up forming a partnership with Mr. Sinister and was able to basically trick the Hellions into thinking they had won.
And I think that was the last time anyone has seen Mastermind.
So Mastermind is kind of in X-Men 2, the character of Jason Stryker, who is a lot powerful,
Unitary Powers is allegedly partially inspired by Mastermind, but related to Curtis Striker, not
Curtis Stryker, but Stryker, who is the main anti-mutant villain there.
William Stryker.
Curtis Stryker, Curtis Stryker is the Mortal Kombat character.
But anyway, Mastermind was in Spider-Man, his amazing friends.
He was in X-Men, the animated series, where, of course, he had a big part in the Dark
Phoenix Saga episodes.
He was in X-Men Evolution, where he was a member of Magneto's Acolytes.
He also had a big role in Marvel anime X-Men, where I believe he was like one of the main
villains, and he shows up in Lego Marvel superheroes as well.
So that is Mastermind.
Like I said, of the characters we discussed, probably had the most noteworthy story aspects.
yeah had the biggest impact i would say
story wise
yeah yeah
i mean no mastermind no dark phoenix
yeah but no toad then there would be no
thing where the toad
his skin turns green so who would be the janitor
in the gene gray school of higher learning
some fucking prick who knows
Who would take the fall for murdering Scarlet Witch?
Boy, that other guy.
They killed.
I will never talk about it.
I will say, that is awful.
That is such a Magneto Dick thing to do.
We're like, we need to kill Wanda so that we can bring her back,
and that will restore Cerebro for some reason.
So we need somebody to take the fault.
I know.
The one guy who has been completely devoted to me forever,
because I was the first person that was nice to him.
And by nice to him, I mean, I allowed him to him.
to be around and occasionally beat and swore at him.
He had a comment.
Sure.
So.
He looked.
I mean, in a haircut like that, he had a comment.
It was the 90s.
Everybody had a bull cut, except it was the 1960s.
It wasn't, yeah.
It wasn't the 90s.
It wasn't.
No.
So, if there are no more thoughts on our dive into,
some of the first X-Men villains, aside from Magneto.
John, what's your movie count out for the year?
Oh, I am up to 667.
Oh, one short.
Why did you have to watch the other movie?
I mean, I had to kill some time earlier today, so...
One short?
Well, one over.
67?
Well, yeah, I thought he was 667, so he's won over, not one short.
I did watch a horror movie for my 666, which was the remake of Carrie, which arguably isn't that much of a horror movie.
Yeah, I completely forgot they didn't remake a Carrie.
It's not as good.
Well, if they want your, what was your 667 movie?
Yep.
Uh, it was, it was a movie called The Hallelujah Trail, starring Bert Lancaster.
Uh, it was supposed to be like, uh, almost like a parody of those old, tiny, like, three-hour-long Western epics.
Uh, but instead of, uh, being funny and, like, leaning into the joke, it was basically like a poor version of the real thing.
so it was very much a slog to sit through.
Well, that's a shame.
If they want to get your more in-depth thoughts on the Hallelujah Trail, where can they go?
They can go to Letterbox where I am at Big John Bowsky, all onward.
And Dylan, you get up to some stuff during the week.
What do you get up to?
civilis
giving it or receiving it
I couldn't
legally I'm not locked down to that question
that's fair
the court case is on and the
oh it's very
very litigious
but other than that
that
that's a segue way
that's another one for the compilation
other than that I do a radio show it's every Monday night 9 o'clock to 11 o'clock UK time
it's on Bynce Digital Radio.comcoded UK put in your web browser you can listen to the show
whenever I'm on it's really good we play all sorts of music and do a little bit of banter and stuff
that's every Monday and then during the rest of the week sometimes I street
on Twitch at Spookly Roo where I draw pictures of mice and other stuff as well.
So that's what I do.
There you go.
And there will be links in the description for both John's letterbox and also for Dylan's Twitch
and the radio station that he performs.
Would you say you perform on the radio?
Some kind of performance, I suppose.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hosts it.
Oh, yeah.
Host, there we go.
Whatever appropriate verb.
And as for me, I have my other.
show, which is large old cup.
I'm also potentially working on some new stuff.
When I solidify what that is, I'll let you guys know what that is.
But until then, we're going to go for now and, you know, do some other stuff.
So until then, goodbye.
Goodbye.
Bye-bye.
The toad?
That was toad.
There is.
From Beyond the Graves.
