The Smark Avengers - Who Wins the Marvel Bracket?! Our Tournament Gets CHAOTIC
Episode Date: January 2, 2026The Marvel Hero side of the tournament is officially COMPLETE — and things got way more chaotic than anyone expected. In this episode, Corey, Dylan, and Jon finish the Marvel Heroes bracket in their... ongoing Marvel vs DC Tournament, playing out every matchup from the first round all the way to a shocking final winner. Using comic lore, power scaling, and pure fan logic… plus a brand-new chaos mechanic that throws everything off the rails. ⚔️ Matchups include: Spider-Man vs Captain America Hulk vs Doctor Strange Scarlet Witch vs Gambit Rogue vs Deadpool Storm vs Daredevil And more wild Marvel showdowns Who dominates based on raw power? Who wins with brains, strategy, or luck? And which fight completely breaks the bracket? If you love Marvel Comics, superhero debates, power rankings, “who would win” arguments, and unhinged tournament energy, this episode is required listening. 💬 Join the Debate Who do YOU think should’ve won the Marvel bracket? Which matchup was the most ridiculous? Let us know in the comments! 👍 Like the video 🔔 Subscribe for more Marvel vs DC tournament episodes, comic breakdowns, and chaotic debates Click the link for Dylan's radio show!: http://www.bouncedigitalradio.co.uk Click the link for Dylan's Twitch stream: http://Twitch.tv/spookylaroux Click the link for Jon's Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/bigjonbowski/ Click the link for Corey's project "Henry's Usual": https://www.tumblr.com/henrysusual Click the link for Corey's show "Large Old Cup": https://open.spotify.com/show/2YHMppnl9inQevwLIxR64f
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okay are you ready to go yeah i've been recording okay so now we have to come up with something silly
to say to be the intro or we just get really meta about it and just act like this is
what we discussed would be the intro yeah we wrote this dine we wrote dine before the show started
we wrote Dine that we were going to
if fake entered the show
where we talked about how we wrote it done.
We wrote it down in extreme detail.
It's going to be comedy gold.
Yeah.
Guys, I lost my script.
I don't know what to say.
I kept wondering,
well, we're going to have to write a new one.
Then we get a pen.
And then John rushes in and says that all the margarine's gone.
But when I looked on,
at the page
that I'm writing
John has said
oh I've lost my script
oh no
so I wrote that into the script
so John
lost the script
on purpose
I mean I wrote on
that I told John
that he
that I wrote down
that he lost his script
on purpose
and that I'm writing
me saying
this is all really bad
I'm like this inter
is going to go on forever
I'm spiraling
spiraling
so
Hi everybody, welcome to Spark Avengers
My name's Corey
No!
With me is Dylan and John.
How's it going, guys?
Hello.
Yeah, good.
Good.
Yeah.
So,
we were discussing
talking about the Kang Dynasty
storyline as the episode today,
but that was becoming to be a bit of a bear still,
so we need a little more time to get that prepped.
So instead,
we thought we would go ahead and begin going through our Marvel versus D.C. tournament.
For those who have been listening, you know that this is already like, this is going to be episode six of this entire process from start to finish.
We've had episodes dedicated to picking the participants.
We had one episode dedicated to actually taking the participants and putting them into a bracket.
And now it's finally time for some first round matches.
Are you guys excited?
Sure.
Yeah.
So I come here is for the enthusiasm.
Well, I was written on the script for me to say, so.
It says Dylan demurely.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
So, so yeah, guys, what we're going to do is we're going to switch to our bracket.
And we're going to go through the matches one by one and figure out who we think will win.
There's three of us here.
So I think it's only fair if we win by either unanimous decision or we leave it to fate.
My rationale for this is pretty simple.
When you have like the NCAA tournament for basketball or I'm sure it works similarly in tournaments and other sports out there.
But there's always like the juggernaut teams, the people that are the one seeds, they're going to go through and steamroll everybody in front of them.
And then you find these weird little plucky teams that like are ranked number 12 in their like some small prep school out of Virginia and they somehow beat like a top dog.
And you're okay, well, things have now gotten weird.
Brackets have been busted, so to speak.
So the idea behind this is as we're going through these first round matches, we're going to kind of just genuinely discuss the participants how we think they match against each other where any potential weaknesses would be.
that sort of deal standard comic book fanboy talk but then we're going to come to a vote and the vote
is simple either it's unanimous and we have a clear winner or we go to the wheel and with the
wheel we're going to spin it and on that wheel is our names a couple of different times to kind of
add to the drama and the variety of it and whoever the wheel lands on their votes the winning vote
and we have a potential upset.
We could see the Taskmaster beat Apocalypse.
We could see Green Arrow beat Superman,
all by leaving it to fate,
which is brave of us, I think.
I'd say it's genius of us.
Let's give ourselves a pat on the back here.
I think it's the smartest.
No other podcast could have come up with this
because they're all stupid,
but we came up with it because we're really smart and cool
and smart and cool.
And also handsome.
Yeah.
And really smart.
We have cool.
We have great financial resources behind us, loving families.
Yeah, yeah.
We're smart, though.
You can't win them all.
We're smart, though.
So that's what we're going to do.
We're going to go through the Marvel side of the bracket,
kind of depending, and we're going to play it by year.
We've not done this before, so we don't,
don't know if you could do an entire side of the bracket in one episode. It might be a
couple. But we're going to start with the Marvel Heroes and we're going to take the first
round matches and we're going to go all the way until we get our final winner on the Marvel
hero side. That person will then face the winner of the Marvel villain side to decide who's
the representative for Marvel in the Marvel versus DC fight. So potentially we're going to work
through that whole side or we might only get through the hero side. Before we advance though,
do you guys have any questions
I feel like we're probably
only going to get to the heroes in this one episode
I'll be honest with you
yeah
a lot of work in there's see how it goes
yeah we could be
we could surprise ourselves
we could be heroes just for one day
as Bob Dylan's
son Jacob covered very famously
yeah that's
that's where people know that song from
the Godzilla movie soundtrack
so I'm telling you
save that for a different episode
all right
so this is a fillable side of the bracket
so I'll be filling this out as we go
hopefully spinning the wheel won't completely break the stream
and you know people will see it early
we'll at least have a screenshot of a full
side of bracket when it's done
regardless
the very first matchup on the bracket
were the first two Marvel heroes that came up on our wheel
when we were setting them.
Spider-Man and Captain America.
Does anyone want to start on who they think
is the clear winner between the two?
It's hard, right?
I really want to say Spider-Man
just because I don't want Captain America to win.
But I also think that, like,
Captain America does have those, like, decades of,
like, hand-to-hand combat,
and he has decades of fighting,
big threats and staying calm
under pressure.
He doesn't really, though.
He was frozen in time
for most of those decades.
So he's only got like a couple of years on
Spider-Man. And depending on if we're
talking about the 1990s movie
version of Captain America, he was only in
one fight before the war and he got his
ass kick. We're obviously not
talking about that guy because
that was quite the inaccuracy.
But I mean like imagine
imagine, right, even if you spent a couple of years
fighting in World War II, and you beat up Hitler, which is pretty impressive when you think
about it.
And then you get frozen for ages, right?
Even when you come out of being frozen, it's either around the same time that Peter
Parker is Spider-Man or it's before that.
I don't recall exactly when that is.
But when Peter Parker got bitten, he was still like, what, 15 or whatever, 16, 17?
Yeah.
18.
One of the numbers, Steve Rogers is a grown-ass man who'd already been fighting Nazis.
So, like, once he came out of the thing, he's still ready to go.
and luckily for him he came back in America
were there a load in Nazis to beat up again
lucky him
yeah but
Steve Rogers never fought
Crusher Hogan so
I will give you that
now here's the thing
I obviously really want to vote for Spider-Man
because Spider-Man has webs
and Catamarka doesn't
you know
and for being real
like Spider-Man has also beat the shit out of
like really really big important people
so
you know
good as to him also he had like the the it was like captain universe or whatever at one point
that's pretty impressive yeah you drafted her huh you drafted captain universe
no what am i thinking of no you're having cause yeah cap like yeah i know who you're
talking about though i'm just messing with you because you did in fact okay they did you didn't
draft in fact draft captain universe well i'm just i mean you know there's an awful lot of stupidly
characters in Marvel Comics.
Absolutely.
I think comics in general.
But you know what he mean?
Like he's done an awful lot of very impressive stuff.
You might say it's more impressive because he is so young, you know?
So you're leaning on the fact that Captain America is older, essentially.
Like he has more combat experience, and that would give him the advantage in a fight with Spider-Man.
Really, I just wanted to talk about Captain America for a bit before I overwhelmingly voted for
Spider-Man.
I mean, is that, is there anything else you want to say about Captain America?
No, I think I've said it.
I mean, Captain America has a lot of, I want to call it plot armor,
because I feel like sometimes he gets treated like he's fucking Superman,
and he's not, you know, I mean, he's still, like, enhanced superhuman male.
but I always think about when they did the Avengers versus X-Men storyline
and Gambit was fighting Captain America in like the jungle
and Gambit like basically charged up Captain America's costume
and turned it into a bomb that he was wearing and it blew up
and Captain America just shrugged it off
and took out Gambit with a right hook
I was like okay that's a little I don't think that is completely right
because if that's the case if Captain America is that impervious to explosions
in World War II, he should have just been running through minefields for everybody
because it's not going to fucking phase him, apparently.
We don't know that's now, but that's why they sent him out to war,
because they're like, oh, luckily he's impervious to fucking lawn mines.
Apparently.
But what I'm saying is it seems like the power scaling for Captain America seems to vary sometimes.
And I feel like Spider-Man's is a bit more consistent.
I'm surprising myself, because I'm coming out on the side of Spider-Man.
But, like, the only thing that Captain America seems to have is he has a better calm under pressure sometimes.
Like, he doesn't spiral like Spider-Man can.
But also, like, at the end of the day, Spidey Sense is a fucking huge advantage.
Like, I feel like a lot of, like, Captain America's, you know, fighting style involves, like, catching people off guard with his agility or throwing the shield at some impossible geometric angle that's going to hit you.
I feel like Spider-Man is able to out.
I'll think that, you know?
Yeah, I think so.
Plus, he's a genius intellect.
He's got web.
I mean, Captain America is not dumb.
But, like, his intelligence is about, like, field work and, you know, like, military experience.
Peter Parker is a certified genius.
Right.
Yeah, but I don't know.
I think Captain America.
his like fighting experience is gonna eke out
spider man's like for like all the joke and we were doing earlier like he knows
combat probably better than anyone else in the Marvel universe when it comes to
like hand-to-hand close quarters fighting so if he can get Spider-Man in that position
where it's like you know just the two of them duke in that out then
I think he's got it one.
Okay, but what if the scenario isn't that they get into a hand-to-hand combat?
Captain America's got that, like, you know, sort of...
What if he's not able to, like, get things to go in his specific favor?
Spider-Man's also very good.
He always gets things to go in his favor.
Well, if you pay enough money.
But Spider-Man's also very good at getting people...
He wants them to get to.
what if they start having like a joke off a comedy bit
captain murg is not going to win
he's he doesn't have any jokes
spider mon's got loads of jokes
you mean his type five is amazing
i didn't realize we were doing this based off jokes
so in that case that's changed by thinking for the whole bracket now
i think we're going to great
well boy dead Deadpool's gonna have a great time
we're clearly not going purely on jokes but i'm saying
that if the argument is hand-to-hand combat,
you know, fair enough.
Captain America is very, very good,
hand-to-hand combat.
But there's more to a fight than just that.
I think if it came down to hand-down combat,
yeah, probably Captain America.
But overall, Spider-Man's got a lot going for him.
Yeah.
That I think would give him more of an edge than Captain America.
And the thing is, we also need to know,
like, how does Captain America scale up to Spider-Man?
like we you know like there is those panels where peter parker like did like fight wilson fisk
and did fight the punisher and basically let them like break their bones by punching him now
captain america is obviously an enhanced human being with with like superior strength
but does he have more strength than spider man is he more durable than spider man i don't know
those things i would say they're probably of a comparable limit of strength and power
like Captain America
with the Super Soldier formula in him
he can do some pretty amazing
things
so
surely Spider-Man stronger
I don't know
in just terms of like
God strength
I wouldn't necessarily say so
Spider-Man could lift like 10 tons
yeah well
Captain American can lift
20 tons
I thought you were going to say
11 tons.
Can he?
Captain America
is able
to bench press 1,100
pounds.
There you go.
Estimated 800
up to 1,500.
That is what we have for Captain America.
Now let's see Spider-Man.
It's 10 tons.
Unless they've changed it.
Class 10. 10 tons of lift.
there's a strength scale on
is this going to be easy to use
yeah put on no wheel
no it's not going to bother with that um okay
but no i think with spider man i think that
i think he's a little more rangy
and the added benefits of like being able to
you know like shoot web get to
out of reach areas used to, you know, the wall clinging, even though Captain America is of a
similar agility level of him, you know, Captain America still has to have something to jump off
of or grab onto or Spider-Man can just walk up. So I think like, yeah, that's true. I think what
we're going to see is like if, I think Spider-Man could beat him out of range for sure, because he's
able to get placed his cap can't and also with the aided Spitey Sense and the web slingers. I think he
could diffuse the shield potentially being used as a weapon against him okay um i i think spidey
sense is a huge advantage in his favor though like captain america might be able to be a better
fighter but if peter knows when the hook the hits are coming captain america's gonna have to try
to plan around that and i don't know how they do that right right so what are you saying
i'm saying captain america so john says captain yeah
I'm saying Spider-Man.
I'm also saying Spider-Man.
So, in our very first round, we're going to the wheel.
This is all you ever wanted.
Oh, I love spinning the wheel.
You know what.
Well.
Well.
All right, that's the wheel for you.
So for those at home, we spun a wheel with all of our names on it,
and whoever won basically got to make the pick.
so in what i don't think many people would call an upset but definitely an upset when it came to
our personal votes captain america will advance over spider man into the next round uh that's huge
by the way that is a massive turn spider man out in the first round um you know that's we
have the question of is in an upset like it's 13 versus 14 and upset but yeah it this that was a tough
one something that's going to come with some also that we might end up going back to the wheel
force we have Deadpool versus rogue in our second first round match um the thought I have
immediately is dead I think facing Deadpool is is a war of attrition because of the healing factor
because he can like endure severe amounts of pain that he can just keep going I think it
comes down to can rogue
tire him out and I mean she's
got super strength she's durable
she could remove his healing factor by absorbing
his powers
I think rogue could take
Deadpool I think that's a rough
first round match for Deadpool
I kind of agree as well
because like you know
what's Deadpool really got to hurt Rogue as well
like guns and swords
which it's not going to do
the trick against Rogue
right so yeah
okay
he is an unconventional thinker though
yeah
but I think that that
that works against certain people
I don't think that that's really
look I'm also going to say rogue
and it hurts because I love Deadpool
but also like a lot of the stuff that
like you said
Deadpool's got a hilly factor but like
rogue could just
touch him and steal a factor
So then she is a healing factor
Right
So she has a healing factor
And he's
Because does she
Do people still momentarily lose their powers
When Rogue absorbs them
I don't
Because if that's the case
That ends the fucking fight right there
If like he's already broken his legs and shit
I don't think so
But also like Rogue has
A litanya powers to go along with it
So if she steals his healing factor
And then also has all of the other fucking powers
That she has
like you know she's gonna win right that's a threat yeah that was a shame my two favorites
are already i was about to say like that round went way faster than i was anticipating i was
expecting that to be more of a debate and thinking i was coming in as the outsider but going actually
i think rogue's a bad matchup for deadpool not really like but i think that brogue yeah yeah yeah like realistically
Whenever you look at how powerful rogue could be, you know, potentially.
Yeah, and she's not in the mega.
But that's it, they're always yapping about people being in a mega mutant or whatever.
Oh, the guy that can control ice, definitely, but like not the person that can do fucking anything.
You know?
Crazy.
Crazy.
You'd be happy enough?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So Rogue advances.
She's going to meet Captain America the next round.
Uh-oh.
In our third first round match, we have Captain Marvel Carrier.
Danvers versus
the almighty Thor
Thoughts on Captain Marvel
versus Thor we got Cosmic versus God
This one I think is much closer
This is like
This I think is tough
Yeah
You know
I don't really know
The way the MCU is kind of
built up
Captain Marvel
as being like the most
powerful kind of character
in the entire
like Marvel Cinematic Universe
kind of glens itself to
the comics as well I guess she's like
supposed to be like pretty powerful
at the same time Thor is the literal
like god of thunder
he's a god
we've seen him like absorb
plenty of punishment and dish out
plenty of punishment as well
we've also seen him
we've also seen him die
as well
Carol Danvers is really
Carol Danvers is really an odd case
because her powers have been getting boosted
significantly as well as her role of responsibility
and that's not just in the MCU
but that's like in the comics in general
you know it wasn't that long ago
like Miss Marvel was just a member of the Mighty Avengers
and now she's Captain Marvel
and like the head of her own team
and like in charge of shield or some other
some such thing
so there was a cognitive push
by Marvel to try to
make her their version of Wonder Woman, because for the very big differences between DC and
Marvel, one of the things that DC has that Marvel doesn't is Marvel seems to really struggle
with the idea of developing an iconic female character.
Yeah.
They've been, they've had attempts and there have been some that I would say are close, but
I don't think anything's ever come close to Wonder Woman.
No.
So that being said, you know, Thor deals with a lot of.
cosmic bullshit as well the asgardians being kind of weird space people at times um i don't
i mean that's just the thing about carol dander is they she's always got some other big boost
coming out of her back pocket you know they've they've really done a good job of positioning her in
that way i don't know i'm a little undecided right now what do you guys think
I don't know
I mean I'm leaning towards Thor
just because
I think being a space
guard and having
the sort of power
that he does because he's like absorbed
in recent years like the Odin
was it the Odin force or the Odin power
whatever it is
he's like taking that on as well as the powers he had
originally as well so he's like
pretty souped up himself
off these days
and yeah
I just think
in a straight up
knock down, drag out, smackdown
style fight that
Thor is probably going to
emerge victorious
fair
I don't know
like if you're looking at just their
parisettes I think it's really close
really really close I don't really
know how to
differentiate between the two of them.
So I don't know.
I'm really on the fence for this one.
So let's kind of break down a little bit.
You know, Thor is the literal god of thunder in Norse mythology.
He is battle tested.
He has proven a lot of experience.
A lot of wielding heavy power, as John has pointed out.
A lot of experience, again, being an Avenger and being a hero on Earth and
saving people and planets from demons and aliens and vampires and fucking everything in
between.
Carol Danvers is, you know, the hands-selected inheritor of like that Cree cosmic energy.
She has evolved in her powers have changed with her, whether she was Miss Marvel to
binary and, you know, even before taking on the full Captain Marvel moniker.
She is from the United States Air Force, so there is a level of.
combat training and experience there like captain america would have um i think one of the things
that kind of would help her is just she's got more ranged abilities than thor with the energy blasts
i mean thor's got the hammer and he can call like lightning but i don't know if that's as
versatile as being able just a point and shoot you know big hammer though yeah big hammer
Yeah, I have a big hammer.
He works for Triple H.
Hey, oh.
And he always won.
He always wins.
Yeah, there you go.
Except that year he was supposed to win that tournament.
He looked kind of like the floor as well.
Yeah, you don't see a girl beating Triple H.
You know what I mean?
Trying to think of there was an instant where somebody did or not.
He had to have been pinned by a woman at some point in his career.
Like China, surely.
yeah i some screwy finish with tristratus and some weird attitude era thing i don't know
we're off topic yeah the fact that we can i mean if we're going purely based on whether or not
we think thor is an analog to triple it then you know i think that's pretty correct yeah so you're
gonna say thor dylan because i think there is that level of uncertainty at least with the two of us i'm
going to say captain marvel and go back to the wheel
I think that's fair
Because I don't really know
Yeah it's tight
Yeah
Can you take me off the wheel
And just spin up between you and John
No that's the fun
Is there's an advantage
If it's me
Can you just spin again?
Yeah I'll do that
Oh
It's not me
So I landed on me
So that means Captain Marvel
Is going to advance past Thor
I
We're a very small podcast
we don't have a whole lot of listeners
but I really truly
want people to listen to this episode
because they will
fucking hate it
we've knocked out Spider-Man, Deadpool
and Thor in the first round
they're gonna fucking hate us
but look at this drama we have
if Thor, if Rogue and Captain Marvel
advanced in their next, they're in the
semis against each other
it's long-term booking
absolutely
yeah Tony Khan
this is how you book a tournament
all right our next our next first round match we have dr strange the master of the mystic arts
the former uh sorcerer supreme against the incredible Hulk um we've seen this one happen
before in the the return from planet Hulk if i'm not mistaken and thor and like Hulk kind of
ended it rather briskly by breaking dr. Strange's fingers because if you can't that'll do it
If you can't cast the spell, you can't cast the spell.
Mm-hmm.
That was his catchphrase.
That's what Hulk said.
Hulk smash, and if you can't cast a spell, you can't cast a spell.
Yeah, I mean, he was a dumb ass, so I get why he said that.
Yeah.
You know.
So, so anyway, let's, I mean, let's go with the obvious thing is Dr. Strange is the master of the mystic arts.
If there's a scenario in which Hulk cannot get near him, I think that Strange has a chance of winning this.
He can simply banish the Hulk to another dimension.
I don't know why they didn't do something like that with Planet Hulk instead of just like,
we'll put him on a rocket and send him into space.
Weird idea when you literally have someone that could just put him somewhere in your group
that voted to decide on what to do.
Like they could do it instantly because putting him on a rocket and then send him that rocket to like a different planet.
there's a lot of time involved with that
you can't just shoot the rocket off and go
well he's out of our hair forever
because you can see the rocket
if you look up in the sky you can maybe like
see him punching the shit out of the rocket
you know like
the rocket you get that in space
it's going to take a long time
whereas if we just open a portal
and send him somewhere else and they close the portal
you're like well there you go that was easy
yeah easy so we didn't spend a lot money
on a fucking rocket
that's Tony that's Tony Stark
he'll drop money for nothing and the chicks for free.
Well, he's Elon Musk and that he wants to show off all the stupid rockets.
And lo and behold, it'll work.
So, so anyway, like I said, we have, and this is actually an off topic question,
but when they were voting on sending the Hulk to space,
was there any sort of, like, tension with Dr. Strange?
Because they were, like, long-time partners and the defenders.
Like, the defenders weren't a team with, like, a hideout or anything.
Like, the whole idea was they would get together when they knew.
needed to, but they're
teammates. You think he'd be a more conflicted?
It was really conflicted because he was like, I'm only
doing the rocket thing because
if we were like standing face to face,
boy, the Hulk would just break my fingers and I don't want
that. I don't want to do that.
So, yeah, I mean, the Hulk's the Hulk.
He only gets, he only gets stronger
and more durable and more
basically unbeatable, the angrier he gets.
So it would literally, for Dr. Strange
to win, it would need to be one of those, he immediately nullifies the Hulk before the Hulk can even get started.
Mm-hmm.
And that's a big ask.
Yeah.
John, where are your thoughts on it?
I thought, basically, the Hulk is going to stop Dr. Strange from doing whatever, you know, party tricks he's going to try and bust out.
before he can do it.
So, like, he could easily just, like, do his little hand clap
and, like, send Dr. Strange flying into a wall
and then while he's trying to shake it off
because he's just basically a regular human being
or could walk up and just, like, squash his head with his hands.
Or his hands with his head.
I don't know.
He could do whatever he wants.
He could do both.
So, yeah.
I'm leaning towards the hole.
So, Dylan, is that your pick as well?
No.
My pick is Dr. Strange.
All right.
Because let's look at the scenario.
Hulk and Dr. Strange are looking at each other.
And the Hulk does his hand clap and blows away Dr. Strange into a wall, whatever.
Right?
That was the scenario?
That's, yeah.
Yeah?
What if that's not the real Dr. Strange?
What if that's like an astral projection or what if that's an illusion?
what if Dr. Strange
isn't stupid enough to go
toe to toe with the Hulk again
what if he's our
he's kind of proven he is stupid enough to go
to toe to toe with the Hulk and then
have his hands crushed
so
time and after that one time
you learn your lesson
you're like I didn't do that
Howard doesn't even want to fight
the Hulk anymore
right so what if he comes up with a way
to incapacitate the Hulk
that doesn't even involve fighting
make it sound like the only way
he's going to
combat the Hulk is by running away
but what if he
like we were saying what if
instead of him shooting him off
in a rocket what if he just like teleports him
to a different planet
the spell
and it's like if somebody else's problem
I
because after 10 seconds
the match is over
the bell has been wrong
the Hulk has been out of the ring
even if he comes back
it's going to be like weeks later so the fight in this instance has been won by dr strange
i don't know it doesn't feel like it's no i think dr strange has enough magic knowledge to be
able to find out a way to stop somebody whose only strength is being strong i think he must have
enough knowledge of the mystic arts to be able to come up with a way to stop that one particular
very easy to telegraph thing that happens in Marvel comics all the time.
So a lot of people in Marvel comics are just big and strong and punch hard.
At this point, if Dr. Strange has to figure out a way to stop big and strong and punch is hard,
then I don't know if he can do anything.
Well, because I was about to say, I mean, this is a situation where both have encountered
this type of enemy before on numerous occasions.
Dr. Strange is constantly, like, facing things that would physically beat the absolute dog shit out of
him like that's just giant cosmic horrors and whatnot and the Hulk is constantly fighting people
who are of a very high degree of intelligence over him when he's in his Hulk form now we're
not even considering the possibility this is smart Hulk you know because if it's smart Hulk then
that's that's an added difficulty for strange to overcome uh if you get the Hulk with the level of
the intelligence of Bruce Banner behind him and he's not just a mindless rage monster
Oh, I thought you were going to do your thing, make your pick.
I'm still figuring it out.
You want us to debate the idea of Smart Hulk versus Dr. Strait?
So, I mean, so that's the factor is like, you know, we run into like, is this Dr. Strange who has the full magical array of being the Sorcerer Supreme?
Because that does give him a bolster to his abilities, because he currently isn't.
And is this currently Smart Hulk?
Because I don't think it currently is.
What if it's Smart Hulk?
but dumb Dr. Strange.
It's Dr. Strange at his most arrogant.
Yeah, just Mr.
Mr.
Some kind of setting them for Strange.
Mr. Strange.
That's like something we haven't really mentioned as well is
Dr. Strange can be quite an arrogant prick at times
where he kind of doesn't, you know,
take threats as seriously as maybe he should do.
So maybe he would underestimate
mate Hulk because he thinks he's this mindless rampaging brute that you can you know be easily
and then that well he's a doctor doctor's a great egotistical but isn't like i don't know if it's
smart hook there's one of the versions of the Hulk that's really like egotistical and and fix it or
maestro it's not maestro maybe it is fix it do the gray one yeah yeah yeah like he's he's really like
self-centered and egotistical and really
selfish and stupid in that respect
you know so
you know it's it's
well I feel like the problem we have
is we're just circulated around the sea of points
well there's just a lot of yeah I mean when it comes down to it
is Dr. Strange being
smarter and but also
arrogant is that going to go against
poorly against the
invulnerable rage monster
who also is quite dumb at times
but has the potential to be
smog an hour again
yeah exactly they're they're
surprisingly evenly matched in the
worst way possible they're like two sides of the same
coin
you want to do what I did Corey
and just like abstain so if your name comes up he
spin it again I mean we could do that because
it sounds John is firmly team Hulk
and you're firmly team Doctor Strange
yeah so yeah we'll
do that i'll put mine as a as a spin again option okay this is a good angle we come up with
on the fly at that yeah oh oh all right so dr strange is going to advance past the hulk that's an
upset right there in my opinion fucking brag it's unbelievable yeah we are a nightmare for
Disney sales is what we are.
Oh, God. What are we doing?
Oh, boy. So Dr. Strange is going to advance to the next round to face Captain Marvel
in a very interesting, what area of Marvel is more neglected, magic or space.
Our next first round matchup, however, is going to be firmly in the world of the mutants
as Wolverine goes toe to toe with Domino.
Domino was the surprising pick that ended up in this tournament.
to begin with, and I think it was just we couldn't, like, the luck powers are just a lot.
Yeah.
You know, there are a lot.
It's the ability to influence things to go your way.
Now, I will say this, that is a big, that's a big, that's a get.
She also is incredibly well trained.
She's a weapons master, you know, she, Wolverine has a healing factor and unbreakable bones,
but he can be slowed down.
And Domino's the kind of person that's smart enough and skilled enough to slow him down.
The question is, can she lead him in a fight?
And I just kind of go back to sometimes the best, the only way to win is not to play,
to quote the movie War Games.
And I feel like Domino's luck power, if it was just Wolverine versus Domino and her power was
there to like, what's the best possible scenario for me?
I think there's a high chance that that power is get out of the fight.
Right.
Kind of like when Darwin faced the Incredible Hulk
And his evolving powers just said
Nope teleport you to the farthest place from the Hulk possible
Yeah
I agree to respect
I don't think that the solution would be get out of the fight
But I feel like the solution would be
Something would happen
To benefit Domino
That would stop the fight
Do you mean
Some kind of circumstance would take over
That would benefit Domino
would benefit Domino.
I think if we're being real about it,
if it was just a straight up hand-to-hand combat match,
it's Wolverine, right?
Domino is very, very well-trained,
but they're just fighting, Wolverine.
But I think,
I think if we are taking the luck factor into account,
which with Domino is pretty much all you can do,
yeah, I do legitimately think that something,
if you're face-to-face with a bloodthirsty,
deserker animal with
fucking metal claws that
will happily kill and eat you
and you have luck-based powers
there's a pretty good chance
if you roll that dice
that you'll find
a way to get out of that
situation alive
and incapacity at Wolverine
somehow and it might just be
I don't know like a bus falls on his
head or something like
but I feel like she would get out of it
somehow intact which I think would
technically like TKO call her
the winner of the fight
all right John
I mean that sounds like nonsense to me
well this is all nonsense
I think like
luck powers are only going to take
Domino so far
and like luck runs out
eventually even for Domino
so if it's like
you say going against Wolverine
in a straight up
you know sort of hand-to-hand type fight or whatever
Wolverine's got the edge in terms of fighting skills
he's got the edge in terms of like
the berserker rage as well you piss him off enough he's gonna snap
and then that red mist descends and
you know game over right there
yeah plus he's got the healing factor as well so
anything that dono does throw at him he can pretty much shrug off
and recover from.
So, yeah, I don't know.
This feels like a really one-sided fight to me.
Yeah, but don't know, is it gone, though?
Okay, I...
Which notoriously have done really well against Wolverine.
Yeah, yeah.
Yep.
You just keep shooting them in the eyes, you know?
I think the thing is, even if you do incapacitate Wolverine,
it's not going to last long because of, like, you know,
Like, if you hit him with, like, a nerve toxin, it's going to fade off quicker than it would with another person.
Mm-hmm.
It's like, but she's still win the fight.
You can knock out Wolverine.
We talked about that when we were had our episode on how to kill Wolverine.
You can knock him out.
It takes a lot to knock him out, though, and he's not going to be out terribly long.
But she still would win the fight.
If he's knocked out, she wins the fight.
The referee raises her hand.
Now, if he gets his heat back later on, that's fine.
she's the winner of the match
and the advances in the tournament.
You know, you work it on the house shows
a couple, you know, for a couple of weeks,
see if the crowd's behind it and then you run the rematch.
Or if the card is, do it anyway.
If the crowd's bored of this and wants it to end,
just keep hammering it into the ground.
Anyway, yeah.
I don't know, Dylan.
I think Wolverine, I think
that there are definitely people in the tournament
that could beat Wolverine.
I don't think Domino necessarily is one of them.
I think it's a hard task to beat him.
And I agree.
It's just a bad draw for her.
I think she could go against some other characters.
But I mean, Domino's luck powers we've seen in, like, Hickman's, you know,
or in the beginning of the Ben Percy X-Force, where she gets captured and experimented on by, like, the anti-Crocoa people.
so like luck powers don't always mean you walk away it's a chance to walk away
you know it didn't stop her from getting kidnapped
maybe it was lucky that she got kidnapped
well she got her skin peeled off in
like you know parts of her body so maybe it wasn't that lucky
yeah does he know she has luck powers or
i think a lot of people just see her and they go oh yeah man smoking hot
albino lady
I will say that I didn't think
Domino would make this list at all
so in that respect she's incredibly lucky
yeah so is this the sound
that we're going to have to take it to the wheel
because John and I are both on the side of Wolverine
100%
all right and I'm willing to take that gap
I'm willing to take this risk
and I believe in the power of luck
I'm a gambler
Domino
I feel it's appropriate
I believe that luck will see me through this day.
Well, I tried.
Told you.
Luck runs out eventually.
Listen, John, I'm well aware that luck wants it eventually, all right?
So, Wolverine is moving on to the next round.
And meeting him is a potential interesting pairing.
We have the man without fear, daredevil versus
literally a god right now storm so on paper this is a bad one for daredevil um storms in a mega level
not only has she been in a mega level mutant that's completely capable of controlling nature itself
and all of weather but she's also been getting some pretty hefty upgrades in her solo run that i don't
know if we want to take any consideration or not we might not want to because that that solo run is all about
power scaling and, like, inventing newer, bigger threats that she has to get newer and
bigger powers to contend with, but...
I think we should ignore that.
Probably should, just for the sake of fairness, and that's not just John talking as the
resident Daredevil fan.
So, John, this is an uphill climb, and Daredevil's your boy.
Do you have any words?
I mean, Daredevil's got this, clearly.
All he has to do is throw his belly club and hit her in the head.
and that's it, game over.
Well, he's very lucky.
You know this with Daredevil.
Well, I don't know about that.
I'd say he has.
Yeah, that's incredibly unlucky would you think.
Yeah.
I had the best run of things.
He didn't have a skin peeled back, though,
so maybe luck is on his side after all.
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah, see that?
I mean, yeah, this is obviously very one-sided.
I don't, I...
You want to take it to the wheel.
I mean, I could try and, you know, make a case to the devil, but...
If you want to take it to the wheel, we could take it to the wheel.
That sounds like you're leading to witness, Your Honor, and I object to that.
I mean, tournaments are based off of upsets.
Yeah.
Well, clearly not with Domino.
You guys were very upset with that one.
I don't know.
We did have Dr. Strange get past the Hulk.
Listen, I feel like you were very insistent to take it to the wheel, and I don't want
you badgering my
client like that
your client that's
he let him answer
he let him answer
in his own time
under his own volition
well after
I have a consideration
I think I'm going to go for dead
I won this fight
okay
now that's it's it's it's
it's two to one
so just because we're going to
it doesn't necessarily mean
it's going to go your way
it wasn't two to one a moment ago
This is shenanigans.
Here we go.
This is worse than if Domino B. Wolverine.
Oh, no!
Upset, upset, upset.
It's not an upset, Corey.
Who did this?
This is all on you.
That was 100% you.
John very clearly said, well, this is one-sided.
It's pretty obvious he's going to win it.
I knew like
that's my impression of you by the way
this was all on you
this could have been avoided
this was written
this was already
right now in storm
this that is
that is unforgivable
cannot believe that
folks do you believe in miracles
I let
Deadpool go
you didn't like
oh I order the wheel for Deadpool
no I'm just saying
we know that John
I know the Joe I know what you're saying
I don't even try
I didn't want him to
put his boy out in the cold
unless he had to
and what do you know
my job
unbelievable
well we'll see if
daredevil
we'll see if Daredevil
continue on that look because he will have to go against
Wolverine in the next round and that's
another tall order for him. I'm pretty sure
Daredevil find a way past that one.
All right. Dylan,
you might be changing your team here shortly
because our next first round matchup is
the Scarlet Witch, the most recently
named Sorcerer Supreme,
against Gambit. A character
who was considered... Well, luckily only one of the wheel for this one.
Gambit was considered it to be
a sorcerer
supreme in the storyline that's upcoming.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, he's been fucking around with magic in Gail Simone's run.
But you told me that.
Yeah.
So, yeah, put him in consideration.
Hmm.
It's because he used magic.
You get considered to be sorcery supreme.
Yeah.
Is that real?
It seems like a pretty big prerequisite.
Yeah, but just just using it means you're like, oh, yeah, you're like one of the big fucking magic guys.
No, you're like, what?
That's it?
The Cosmic Marvel and Magic.
Marvel are very neglected spaces is all I'm going to say you what I mean like if you practice like
magic once in your bedroom like you don't get a phone call from the guy like hey you're next in
line to be sorcery supreme like what the fuck I just probably doing like card tricks as well that
was his magic yeah I am not prepared I'm not prepared for this I'm not sorcerer supreme you're
gonna have to fight the Hulk you're like ah what
Oh boy. Yep. Yep. Yep. So that does put us to Scarlet Witch, very powerful magic user, a mutant in her own right with the ability to alter reality and probability against Gambit, who is a master thief, can basically turn anything he touches into a bomb. And we did discuss when we were building the bracket that Gambit does have that canon ability that if someone isn't aware that he's flirting with them to manipulate them,
it works.
But I feel like that works for most men.
The trick with that is we have to establish whether or not he's done that to
the Scarlet Witch before or not.
Because if they know about it, it doesn't work.
She already knows.
She probably knows about it because Gambit has been on X Factor with Quicksilver
and a very, very brief forgettable run by Peter David.
And I imagine Quicksilver would have immediately told his sister if he didn't already know.
It's like, hey, by the way, don't let the fucking Cajun talk to you.
Gabbitt, I feel like, is a guy that comes with a warning label for most women.
Even without the charm factor, it's probably like, we'll watch out for that guy.
Yeah, he's going to get you into some trouble.
You'll have fun, but it can always be fun.
Mm, no.
So, I mean, Gambit's clever.
The whole deal about being a thief is the ability to get around shit.
You shouldn't be able to.
Like I said, I mean, it looked in that fight that he had with Captain America until they just had Captain America shrug off having all of his clothes turned into a bomb.
The Gambit had won that fight.
So, I mean, he can surprise people.
That's not out of the range of possibility.
But he is against someone who, with three words, rendered the mutant population into, like, a percentage of what it used to be.
well i will say in that defense
that she did that
and
didn't work on gambit so
what do you think of that
well maybe she should have been more specific and just said
no more gambit
now if she did say no more gambit would that actually work
who's to say
is that all the tape has she tried that trick
recently i think she might have did it in one of the
Crocoa storylines where
they had her, because they had her
like use magic to
implant the memories of
mutants who died before they could be
put into cerebro
so that they could be resurrected.
She did some bullshit like that, so she is very, very, very
powerful.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, but can she make
Captain America's clothes explode?
They did a romance angle.
She might have.
There was a period of time
where they were an item.
during the busiak run
that's
interesting
yeah
so my vote is
scarlet witch
I think she's too much
of a powerhouse for him
and it does pain me to say that
I can't even
I can't even for the sake of fun
go spin the wheel
oh well tough we're spinning the wheel
anyway
all right Dylan
this worked for you in the past
and it didn't work for you
recently we're spinning the wheel if it lands on myself or john that's scarlet witch advancing
and if it lands on dylan gamut pulls off a big upset well no no i landed on john so scarlet
which will in fact advance past our our favorite mutant gambit
This is why I'm not very good at gambling.
I have no luck.
Well, someone else who suffers from a crippling addiction,
we have Iron Man up against Luke Cage.
My addiction isn't crippling, by the way.
I want that on the record.
Okay.
Thank you.
Your gambling addiction is not crippling.
It's just severe.
I don't know, but I call it an addiction.
So we have Iron Man, Tony Stark.
genius inventor, a whole armory full of various fun
weapons and gadgets at his disposal. Luke Cage from the streets
and super durable and super strong, bullets bounce off of them.
We have a guy whose armor is natural and a guy whose armor is
invented. What are we thinking?
I mean, Luke Cage is tough, but like Iron Man's got a lot of resources.
Yeah. It's a lot of ways to beat you up. It's not just Iron Man
armor, you know.
I feel that, like, Luke Cage is good.
Again, if we're going, like, hand-to-hand combat,
Luke Cage is good on, like, a,
this straight-up, like, street-fight kind of thing.
Tony Stark very rarely does a straight-up street-fight kind of thing.
You know, he's always got some...
He'll just shoot a fucking missile from space or whatever, you know?
Yeah, that's also true.
I think another thing against Luke Cage's favor is Iron Man
has absolutely fought people like Luke Cage.
in the past, you know, super-powered individuals with superhuman strength that could peel his
armor off or et cetera. So I think there's a level of familiarity in the fight going in for Ironman
that I think that would give him an advantage. Right. Whereas how many times is Luke Cage for the robot,
man? Seven? I think that's, I think that's the thing. Like, you know, you run into the problem
where any time that somebody can create space and still hurt you is not going to be good for you.
you know, there's a, to, to go with a D&D term or a D&D scenario, right?
When you level up, when you start out the game, Dungeons and Dragons,
your barbarians and fighters are a lot stronger than your wizards and your sorcerers.
Because wizards and sorcerers start weak.
But when they grow, they grow exponentially, and your barbarians and fighters don't really.
So, like, if you get to, like, level 14, 15,
you're having characters that are able to call meteors from space and fly and rewrite
time but your barbarian's abilities he can now hit you four times every turn instead of just
the two so I think four times is pretty good though four times is pretty good but if I can
summon a meteor on top of your head that's not great just punched the meteor and you've got three
more punches left so so I do think that Luke Cage is going into losing fight here I don't
want to say that I like Luke Cage I love Luke Cage to get even bigger spotlight and showcase
than he's getting but I think it's I think it's an uphill battle for him on this one so I'm
gonna go iron I agree I'm gonna I agree all right so iron man I'm iron man sounds unanimous then
is that true yes yeah okay so iron man will advance against scarlet witch and we'll have magic
versus technology so we're gonna go into our second round matchups and we have captain
America versus rogue.
So with Captain America and Rogue, we run into a kind of a similar issue.
Rogue is incredibly durable.
She can fly.
She's super strong and she can also absorb your abilities.
She wouldn't necessarily need to absorb Captain America's abilities because his are just
enhanced physical, you know, being an advanced physical specimen, which she already is.
Cap has, you know, got his combat.
experience, his field knowledge, his, you know, I mean, that's really what he's got going against
him. It doesn't sound like a lot, but it can be. Rogue's led teams, Captain America's led
teams. I want to say the girl has a shot at beaten Captain America. That sounds controversial
to say. I would say 100% rogue. Because if we were like, what can Deadpool do hurt Rogue?
you're like well what can captain america really do to hurt rogue you know i think i think rog's got that
in the bag in theory i agree with you but i'm going to do what you didn't do with deadpool versus
rogue and say captain america just because it gives them a fighting chance all right we're
going to take it to the wheel i don't know how many times they've said this job but you're the
bill out of this podcast.
It's me.
It's not me.
Here we go.
Oh, it came close, John.
It came close.
But it landed on me, so that means Rogue is going to pull on paper and upset and advance past
Captain America into the semis.
All right.
Speaking of captains, though, we have someone Rogues very familiar with.
We have Captain Marvel, Carol Danvers, against the master of the mystic arts, Dr. Strange.
We have space versus magic.
Like you said, a couple of times now, the two most neglected corners of Marvel.
What are we thinking?
I want to pick Captain Marvel just to see Rogue versus Captain Marvel.
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking as well.
Long-term booking.
Long-term booking.
I don't know.
for me, I do think Strange has
an advantage. I think
a lot of Captain Marvel's stuff
is she's getting more powerful.
Strange is also
very familiar with what it's like to wield massive
power and lose massive power.
He's done it pretty frequently.
I
see him running into the, I mean, I could see him
pulling the same playbook against Captain Marvel.
Banish you to another dimension.
She would have an easier time of coming back, I think,
the holocaut. I mean, potentially. I don't know what her acumen towards magic is. I mean,
you have to make friends or, you know, learn how to wield it yourself if you're trying to
navigate back from a different dimension than the one you were originally from. You have to find
a path. But I don't think that that's unobtainable for somebody with, like, cosmic powers
like Captain Marvel. I feel like slipping through dimensions is,
kind of like a cosmic thing and it's like a lot of cosmic beings would have that kind of power
anyway yeah i don't think that's her power set as well yeah i don't think that that's unreasonable
think about it i think it's easier for her to travel through dimensions than the hulk would
see just it's going to rip open a dimension i don't think so you know okay okay i will yield to you then
I will say that Captain Marvel will advance for Dr. Strange.
And so we do have in our semifinals, Captain Marvel versus Roke.
This bracket has taken such a turn in a way that I was not anticipating.
I'm happy with it.
We have heavy hitters, Spider-Man, Captain America, Deadpool, Captain Marvel, Thor, Dr. Strange, all eliminated.
So up next, on our more grounded area, we have Wolverine.
versus Daredevil
what are we thinking
well you feel like
Corey if all the heavy headers
have been eliminated
the smart thing we'd do
is eliminate Wolverine
and dead drill into the next bit
are you daredevil in the next bit
he beat
he beat Storm
they could beat Wolverine
I know John
what do you think
I mean
like this is tough for me
I love both characters
I mean
It's got to be Wolverine probably
But I am sort of rooting for Daredevil a little bit as well
It's fun to root for the underdog
I hope Daredevil wins this whole thing now
Yeah
Daredevil goes into face Marvel or DC
And DC's represented by Dark Side
For Doomsday
Yeah, Daredella wins, no problem
So easy
So you mentioned that yeah
like Wolverine, if he can beat Storm,
he can beat Wolverine. I don't know about that.
The whole strategy beating Storm that John
put up was
throwing a stick and hitting Storm in the head.
Wolverine has a metal skull.
That's a single bounce right off.
Yeah, but John wasn't serious with a bit.
I was serious what you talk about?
You straight him!
That was the scenario which we described.
Now, it's all,
It's on record. We can listen to the TOTA boys. We all know that it was a fake bit.
So, that being said, I think Wolverine. You think Daredevil. John, who do you think?
I'm going to go Wolverine.
Okay, so we're going to spin the wheel, Dylan.
If it lands on you, Daredevil advances.
This is a very big turn of events from the last one.
I'm secretly pulling for you, Dan.
Unfortunately, that has been misguided.
That is a shame.
So that has fallen to me, which means Wolverine will advance,
and the fairy tale Cinderella run for Daredevil has ended.
I don't like that.
we go rid of storm for now then
all right our final
of the second round matches we have scarlet witch
versus Iron Man magic versus technology
both incredibly powerful in their own ways
what are we thinking
I don't know I want to say
Iron Man
because they feel like
yeah
because I
feel that like in all the time
that Ironman
has been around he's been in the Avengers
he's seen things he's fought things
like we were saying earlier
like if he doesn't
have some sort of like
counter
to somebody who is
a mystic
and uses like magic
he's been wasting his time
because that stuff comes up a lot
and he's fought them he's fought
with them you know I don't
see why he wouldn't have some sort of
protocol to counteract
a magic user, especially
somebody as powerful as Scarter Witch.
I think as a smart and
devious man, Tony Stark would be like,
I got to watch out. She killed
the mutants. What if she kills the robots?
You know?
Yeah, you actually make a really good point
because he's been
on teams with her. He's like
worked alongside her.
He's also seen her sort of
break bad as well. So he must know
she's got that potential to be an enemy at some point and uh he's like batman like
sort of he must have come up with sort of plans just in case that eventuality does happen so
you can kind of you know stop i feel like yeah i feel like 20 star is the kind of guy that would do
that out of all of them tony stark could be the one to be like all right we got to dedicate a little
of my resources to making sure
that that shit doesn't happen.
Right?
Especially after like
Hysevam happened, he's like, well, this is
a mutant heavy. What if
she does that, you know, she got rid
of the mutants at the end of it? What if she just flips it
the other way? What if someday
she's like, no more humans and then Tony Stark's
fucked, right? Like,
I feel like he would have
some sort of way to
counteract that.
I was 100% going to
vote for Scarlet Witch, but you've completely swayed me over to Iron Man now.
I didn't even get a chance to persuade you about storm, but...
You know, and what's odd is I was, uh, my argument for Iron Man and all of this is that
Iron Man's been dealing with magic users for a long time. That's one of those...
The Mandarin. Exactly. One of the best. So, you know, Scarlet Witch, if anything, is always shown to be
little more unhinged and not as disciplined with her magic as others have been in the past.
So I think, like, the control element is, like, a big factor.
If Scarlet Witch does break bad in the midst of the fight, Tony might have some more trouble.
But is he, is that enough for him to get past it?
I don't want to put this to unanimous for that reason.
Love a wheel. You love a wheel.
I love a wheel.
Yeah.
So let's, let's spin it.
Scarlow, if it lands on, if it lands on you guys, it's Iron Man.
It lands on me, it's Scarlet Witch.
I would see that luck par, come back into play.
Yep, that sounds about right.
Magic prevails.
It has landed on me.
You know what I should just do is vote for the person I don't want to go through.
Just move on the wheel.
So Scarlet Witch is going to advance past Iron Man, and we have our final four.
We have Rogue, Captain Marvel, Wolverine, and Scarlet Witch.
How progressive are we?
Three of them are women.
That's, that's, that's, see that, that, we're a real modern podcast right here.
We're great allies.
I'm just saying, it could have been four women.
So what's out on the record.
That was two rounds ago.
She's gone.
I know, but I miss her.
All right.
So this is going to set up the final two and decide ultimately who's going to be representing the Marvel side in this fight.
We have Rogue versus Captain Marvel.
This is a grudge match.
This is one that has been on and off over the years.
It's Rick Flair versus Dusty Roads.
It's Stone Cold Steve Austin and the Rock.
You know, they have been back and forth.
They've been friends.
They've been enemies.
I mean Garcia versus really you there.
I was still, like, what the fuck of those guys' names?
I couldn't even remember their fucking names.
That's, that's a rotten stage of look.
Yeah, well, my luck's not holding not too well today, so that makes sense.
So we got Rogue and we got Captain Marvel.
Who do we think?
I want to pick Rogue just because I like Rogue.
I think I might go for
Rogue as well
Okay
Just because you like Rogue?
I like Rogue, but she's already beaten Captain Marvel before
by absorbing her powers, so
That's true
It's precedence there
Mm-hmm
I feel like that gives Rogue
a really good advantage over everybody
is that like
Rogue has the power that she has
but also has the potential
to have the powers of whoever she's fighting against
he's kind of got like one up over everybody
you know
the only trouble with their power is
she has to get in close to be able to use it
yeah and that's that's your melee
versus range fight right there
because Captain Marvel doesn't have to get close
to rogue to hit her
mm-hmm
well that's that's true if the end goal is to steal captain marvel's powers again
again rogue can just steal somebody else's powers and then have the long-range battle with
captain marvel she can still like just because captain marvel has long-range abilities
doesn't rule out rogue she can she can find a way out of that too you know
I don't know, but then you're going against someone who's borrowed someone else's powers
versus someone who knows their powers like the back of their own hand.
Like if you're, you know, like, if you're going to have a pissing contest, it helps
if it's your wiener that's pissing.
I, pretty sure, I thought you were to say nothing if it's your piss.
Which I agree with.
Whatever.
Whatever.
What a pissing contest.
but I use somebody else's piss
Not the same
It's just not the same
Not the same
Oh boy
So I'm inclined to give this one to Captain Marvel
I think Captain Marvel
Has handled high pressure situations better than Rogue has historically
I think she does
She is going into this fight with a losing record
Which means she's got something to prove
Because Rogue has beaten Captain Marvel in the past
Right
So I mean this is a big
grudge this is someone with something to prove
I think that Captain Marvel could find a second
gear
you want them to go 1-1 so they have a third fight
addressed mania
yep
put them in a cage
we can still put them in a cage
I have to put a cage with a roof on because they can both fly though
that's true but they just fly off the cage
oh that's true they just pick up the cage and carry it with them
walk away to the cage yeah
we're both pretty strong
um
so are we going to the wheel
Can you imagine it's like
WrestleMania? One of the big open air
WrestleMania stadiums and then
Rogue and Captain Marvel just fuck off with
the hell in the cell and Ben's like
What the fuck?
I spent a lot of money
in that cell.
Are we going to have to go to the wheel?
I think so, yeah.
Because I'm not budgeant.
All right. If it lands on Doer,
John, Rogue advances to the
final two.
Oh, okay.
Oh, boy.
All right.
So it landed on me.
So that's an upset for Captain Marvel.
Captain Marvel redeems herself beating Rogue to get to the finals.
This is a terrible strike of luck.
Has this ever happened to Eddie boy?
Up next, we have another mutant, another mutant showdown as well, maybe not,
Scarlet Witch is a mutant some days and isn't others.
We've got Wolverine versus the Scarlet Witch.
What are we thinking?
Because this seems like a bad combination for Logan.
Oh, well, he'll always find a way out of stuff, won't he?
Yeah, you're saying that.
But, like, I mean, Scarlet Witch is sort of similar to Gene Gray, at least, like, when she had, like, Phoenix powers.
then in
that third
X-Men movie Wolverine
manages to kill
Gene Gray and save the world
so I think he could do the same
to Scarlet Witch
yeah he kills Gene Gray and the Grand Marsen Run
so
he's always killing people
he just loves killing
Gene Gray
he always kill the people you love
I'm pretty sure that was in the Bible
I don't know
I think this one's a tough one for Wolverine
and I want to put it to the wheel
I feel like we should put it to the wheel
because I think that's tough too
you know
again it's one of those things
like if you're doing pure hand-to-hand combat
yes obviously Wolverine walks away with it
no problem but Scarletwich
she can do all sorts of
all sorts of nasty things
you know shenanigans yeah
all right John
No, let's do it.
No, let's do it.
Oh, no,
fuck, doesn't it?
Well, so that means Scarlet Witch is getting past Wolverine.
That's another upset.
Scarlet Witch is, like, living off these upsets.
And she is heading to the finals.
to the finals against Captain Marvel.
Before we get into it, I just have to say,
this hero's bracket went in a direction.
I was not dissipating.
I was totally expecting Spider-Man to cakewalk this.
Yeah, did we...
I hope by that we fucked this up.
This is one of those unprecedented tournaments
where it's like upsets left and fucking right.
Because in the first round, we lost Spider-Man.
We lost Deadpool, we lost Thor, we lost the Hulk, we lost Storm.
And then in the second round, we lose Captain America, we lose Dr. Strange, we lose Iron Man.
And now here in the finals.
Daredevil.
Daredevil.
Can't forget that.
And now we have the finals.
We have Captain Marvel, leader of the Avengers at times, cosmic powers, a lot of field experience, a lot of trials and tribulations against Scarlet Witch.
who is incredibly powerful,
has a weakness at times when it comes to her mental state.
But that sheer level of just brute magic energy is tough, tough.
So, yeah, what are we thinking?
This is just like magic versus, like, cosmic energy.
Yeah, magic versus space.
Yeah, which as we know is too underrated.
Captain Marvel's already beaten
a magic user as well and Dr. Strange in this.
That's true.
She can just do it again.
Run it back.
But, you know, Scarlet Witch can, you know, mess with reality.
Maybe she could, you know, mess with the reality of Captain Marvel's powers,
take them away from her, possibly.
But she's taken away mutant powers away from countless,
mutants so yeah that's true what do you think core i'm undecided okay i think scarlet witch is is powerful but i
think like at some point raw and this is going to oh boy this will upset scarlet witch fans to say
this raw untamed power versus somebody who knows how to use theirs intimately i feel like is
going to ultimately end up in the other person's favor.
Right.
Like, I think that I would go with Captain Marvel just because of two points.
One, we've already established that she's already beaten Dr. Strange, so she's got that
going for her.
But like you said as well, she seems much more confident control of her pars than Scarlet
wish does at times.
So that's what I would say.
There's something to be said about as a character as chaotic as.
Scarlet Witch as well though
maybe she could pull off
something unpredictable and
catch Captain Marvel
completely off guard and
hit her in a way where
she's just not prepared
for it and that's the sucker
punch. I would argue
that if I would say that
if we're going with the argument that unpredictability
can beat raw strength
and that would completely negate
the Deadpool Rogue thing that we did
earlier. We should have
vote for Deadpool I don't think that that is a factor in this case that's what I think
I think what I would do I mean whatever what's what side are you guys leaning to
I'm picking Captain Marvel John I'm going to Scott at which I'm gonna
I'm gonna go roll again on mine because I really do not know okay it lands on me we're
spinning again it's gonna come down to you two I love probably the final score he's like
I don't care.
All right, here we go.
It's make her break.
My luck holds out again.
All right.
So, that means representing the Marvel side of things is with Scarlet Witch.
So Scarlet Witch is now the Marvel hero of the Smart Avengers.
She is our patron saint.
she is
who we now
bow down to
in a sense
adds it's a bit much
yeah
all right
so guys
that tournament
definitely took a few turns
it certainly didn't go
the direction
that we thought it was going to go
so
who did you have money
on going all the way
I think I lost
my money at every stage of that as we've established I'm not a very good gambler I thought spider-man
would go all the way just from the fact that both of you love spider-man so much I think what
really what happened is John going captain America in the first round when you and I went
spider-man and the wheel landing in John's favor that I think set the whole thing in motion
Mm-hmm
Yep, it was all downhill from there
So if we had gone instead
Then that would have put Spider-Man versus Rogue
Does that change anything?
That's still tough
Yeah
I don't know
I would have still voted against Rogue
I guess
I think I would have too
I think Spider-Man would have outsmarted her
I don't know man
road to be cool i mean there's a difference between combat knowledge like captain america has and then
like street smarts like spider man has right so i think he could have out i think he could have out clevered
her but yeah no that is uh like you said so many heavy hitters got i mean there were going to be
heavy hitter upsets obviously just based off of matchups and how many big names we had in there
but like captain america and iron man and you know some of those guys going out as early as
they did was a stunner.
Like Deadpool going out in the first round, I did not see coming.
Mm-hmm.
But it made it more interesting, at least.
Certainly did.
I mean, we decided this part of the tournament
without really knowing who we wanted to win, in a sense.
Like, we had ideas, but then fate took us in different directions.
Mm-hmm.
So, I think that's going to be a wrap for this.
we're going to come back to this in the future so far like you said scarlet witch is who we have
representing the marvel hero side uh we're going to save the bracket we're going to share it with
you guys again so that you have it you know pretty much in your own hands how it went and then
some point down the line we'll pick up and we'll do the marvel villain side and then we'll start
the dc side and eventually those final four will go against one another in one episode
And
We don't know
We don't know who's on Marvel's villain side yet
We don't know who's going to be representing DC
Batman
Always wins
What if Batman goes out in the first round
Could happen
Spider-Man went out in the first round
Absolutely could happen
Anything can happen in the black world of our tournaments
So that's why you got to keep watching
Cheatine in and watch the show.
There you go.
I think I pull it off really well.
Nailed it, bud.
Absolutely nailed it.
Skip that, I make that the intro to our YouTube.
So, John, what are you sitting at so far for movies?
I am now up to 1,116 movies for the year.
1-1-16 yes that's a lot of movies what was your most recent one uh it was an eli roth movie called
thanksgiving which was uh basically another holiday based uh slasher movie i think it's technically um like
it was started life as uh one of the fake trailers in the grindhouse double bill
but yeah
he finally turned it into an actual movie
it was pretty good
well there you go
where did you get it
I gave it
three and a half stars
out of five
Space Jam
I think it's scored higher than Space Jam
so I'm saying
you give it more than Space Jam
Yeah yeah
you have to watch space jam again
do we do a watch long we just watch
watch space jam
and there is a space jam comic we have
established that
yes we'll get there
in good time not with my luck
I'm not going to be able to win
anything so
all right
get up with that
well Dylan
what are you getting up to this week
yes
I'm going gambling tomorrow
how do you think if I don't feel about that guys
I don't know what you
I think my luck is going to
going to be in.
I don't know.
Yeah,
maybe buy your Christmas presents now.
I'm actually gambling my Christmas presents.
That's what I'm going to gamble.
Because, like, it's a dead search.
I'm going to win.
There's no way I'm going to fuck this up.
Listen, here's my rationale.
My luck was so bad today that all my bad luck is gone
and all the good luck will appear tomorrow.
It's X-Book.
If this is the most foolproof plan in the world,
then I guess I'm the fool in this scenario.
but I'll say I'm not
but other than that
other than the gambling
I intend to do and win
I do a
radio show every
Monday night on
it's digital radio
it's Monday nights at 9 o'clock
to 11 o'clock, play a lot of rock music
and just whatever take us my fancy
all sorts of cool music is pretty good
you can listen to it at ByncidigitalRadio.coated UK
you can listen to it wherever you
in the world you're in a boat or if you're on a airplane if it's nine o'clock on a
monday night you can listen to the show and you have access and i stream sometimes on
twitch at spooky the roo or draw pictures and then sometimes i animate those pictures
i put those on youtube on team crows and i um which is in all this shit's in description
or whatever i don't know it's all there somewhere
All right. Well, as for me, I have some other projects that are down in the description as well.
One is a podcast called Large Old Cup. The other is a bit of a writing project. I'm hoping to get back into the flow of doing those here shortly.
But until next time, where we will possibly be talking about the Kang Dynasty, we'll see you then. Goodbye, everybody.
Bye.
Thank you.
