The Snark Tank - #04: imAllexx - VidCon and London Stabbings

Episode Date: August 29, 2019

New Snark Tank! This time we're joined by imAllexx, a young Hogwartz student who tends to get himself involved in a lot of drama somehow. We recorded this before I really knew about any of the shit that was going down but I didn't want to not post this episode just to avoid controversy. Seems like a bitch move. Anyway, we recount some stories about VidCon and there are some golden Sweeny lines. Another one coming this September with Ricepirate Mick! Stay tuned! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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It's been, what, a year? It's been a little while. It's been a while. We're doing another podcast because people want this for some reason. We're back. Yes, we're back. The Snark Tank is back in action. We're here with, I'm Alex.

Yeah, I'm here, the killer of all podcasts. So if it's been back, if it's been gone for a year, you expect it to be gone for like another five. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we're not, this is not going to be a constant thing, guys. I'm very sorry about that. Yeah, we're, we're. Lord

So we're What is it What is it The July fucking Eighth Whatever the final This July Probably not even

30 July 15th You're way the fuck off I'm way off Whatever You're in the beginning In the month And it's the fucking Middle

That will be before Vidcon That we've just attended Yeah I don't know The dates I wasn't even planning On going this year

Well you know Nah Why Because I don't know You would have You would have I was You would have

Yeah Oh my God Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah I was I have a life

I'm sorry I was You said You said you're I was supposed to be there. Yeah, guys. I'm very sorry. I know you guys are going to post a bunch of questions.

No, no, no, hold on. I've already been attacked severely on Twitter. Severely. I want to mention the excuse you gave me. I had the worst excuse you could possibly give it. No. It is. Shut up.

Okay. The excuse that I got, I got a text message. He said he was going to be there on one of the days. I got a text him. I'm like, are you coming down? He's like, I'm sorry. My girlfriend's cousin is going into labor. And you know what's the worst part?

it's not a lie that's not a good reason what are you possibly because I'm so integrated I hate it dude I don't like it myself I'm so integrated into the family I know it's stupid

it's dumb I get it what about the family of YouTube is it big con my YouTube family the YouTube family's more arguably more important with your real family

objectively arguably more important my fucking disgusting Twitter followers are more important than my fucking family people that insult me riddle I posted a picture on Twitter

And the comments they left Under that picture were so painful It was the one they mean Coming out the shadows on the beach Oh the dark one Dude that the shit they said to me In that picture was fucked It was the funniest stuff ever

But it was fantastic So what are you complaining about if it's funny Because it still hurts a little bit You still laugh You can laugh at pain But like it's still there You know Listen all I'm saying is that was a shit excuse

I'm very sorry guys Attack me all you might deserve it If my girlfriend was going into labor I probably would be like, ah, you should be fine. Right? This is like, what, a couple hours? Jake Paul, Jake Pauls at Tanojo. Oh my God, Jake Paul Tenojo?

Yeah. Oh, yeah, they got married, right? I don't know what he's going. Is that real? He posted, like, a video today, because I watched it, I'm curious. I'm interested in. He's such an interesting character. He posted this video.

Like, he broke in to VidCon on crutches. Got like a featured creator past and everything. He broke in on crutches. Like, he went around the back, climbed over the back. And he went outside the hotel. place where the other YouTubers were staying. And because everybody knows it's Jake Paul, where he's just like, oh, yeah, here's four feature creator badges.

So next time that's what we need to do. Yeah. But put one of us on crutches, so we're not going to want to kick you out. I'll go in a wheelchair. Yeah. I'll break my legs actually, for real, to commit to the bit. Yeah. That's what? They weren't going to let him in.

He's banned. What? Yeah, he's literally banned. A lot of people are banned. I think, uh, for what? For what? We're probably banned. Honestly.

I'm surprised I wasn't banned, actually, after the fucking. a few years ago. That was a great one. That was a fun one, yeah. That was the first figure. Was that your first one as well? That was my first one. Yeah, it was a great introduction.

We sat in front of Anita Sarkesian panel, and that was apparently enough to get some articles written. My favorite thing about that is that you guys were in the front, and I was originally going to sit with you guys, but there was not enough room. So I sat like four panels back, and I realized very quickly that was probably the best idea. No, you probably would have been fine if you were sitting where I was, because I wasn't in any of the photos. Even if there's a wide photograph of that entire thing, and I'm still not even in it. even though I'm in the front row.

What? I don't know how I managed to do you. Are you not in a picture that you're in? It's some weird like Mandela shit. Were you wearing the camouflage hat? Oh, that might have been. That you wear every, where I got the picture I was on Facebook today.

And I got the notification of last time I was at your guy's place when you're living in the old place. And Chris is literally like wearing the same exact clothing. Really were the same thing in VidCon again? It was the same hat. It was exactly the same. No, it wasn't exactly the same.

I was wearing a t-shirt last time. It was all my picture perfect. I couldn't tell which here it was from. Oh, goodness, dude. This year was creature of habit, bro. Yeah, I mean, the hat's good. It's a good hat, honestly. It's the only hat that looks good on me.

I tried to pull off the Teddy Fresh hat. It doesn't look right. He looks like a post-key Monter and where he has a cap on. It's hilarious. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just look like a problem.

I mean, I can't do hats either. I understand, man. I have too much fucking, this fucking mess of a hair on my head. You can't cut it, you know? Nah, dude. Why would I cut it? All right. Well, my hat, my hair reminds me of all the pain I've suffered.

I want to keep that on me. So I keep my hair. to see a therapist. I've tried. Or multiple. I've tried. Oh, just go to VigCon and then,

yeah, offload on other people. People were asking about you, man. A ton of people. Dude, it makes me feel so uncomfortable. That's like,

because it's, it's strange to me that people want to see me there. Yeah, it's, it's a weird experience. It's a jarring idea because I'm,

I'm a fucking, I'm a fucking regular ass guy. Everybody is. That ain't shit. I wouldn't say everybody. I don't know. I would say most of the people that I know, like you were getting fucking mobbed.

Yeah, it was odd because I remember when we all came last time, it was, um, but you blew up since then, though. You've like exploded since then.

I was like really hidden everybody else was definitely, I probably had like five people come say hello at VickCon 2017. This time I'd say probably, I wasn't really counting because it's hard to, you don't really,

I wasn't really sure how many people were there, but like it was, it was more than I definitely expected. It was very odd to come back. But then it's been two years. People came out to me And they were like, you remember me? I was like, ah, don't do that.

Don't do that to me. Don't do that to me. I don't remember a lot of things. You know, I don't remember my passwords for the most important shit. Dude, it's getting bad. I'm really forgetting those. Yeah. I had to sign, I had to give somebody my social for one of my credits in class.

And I was like, I don't know it, but I swear on me. And they were like, are you sure? I was like, I swear this is me. They'll put you in a fucking gulag. Dude, they will, like literally, I forgot my, I almost forgot my passport when I was in Mexico. that shit I've never I've never felt like

I've been afraid of things but I've never felt real fear like that like that's like oh shit this could get this goes south they will not let you back yeah it's the most terrifying thing because Will and he

Will who like lives with me back in London he was on the plane back from California you know they come around on the planes and they have like the bins he accidentally had like his passport on his food tray and he binned his passport

on the flight on the way back to London. I was like, I mean he just messaged me when he got it. He got in. He never told me how. So he was just right.

He was just like, yeah, I'm northern. He threw his passport away on the plane. Did he find it at all? No, no, he had to get a new one.

But they led back into the country. That's insane. That's really fortunate. Yeah, I don't know how he pulled that off. That would not work from a Mexico to America. They would not let that shit slide at all. They'd shoot the plane down, bro.

They'd be. be like, nah, get the fuck out of here. There's too many of you guys here anyway. And I'm like, oh, I swear, I'm from the Bronx. I don't know, man. I get it's weird, right? But, like, when you're in that environment, it's also, like, you're kind of primed for it.

You just, it's like an easy environment to kind of like, okay, this is probably what this is going to be for a little bit. But it wasn't just, like, you know, randoms. It was like people who, like, watch the channel who are like, nerd city was asking about you? I know, but, like, how do I explain it? Okay. Your pussy is how you explain?

Oh, I, no, absolutely. I'm terrified of the whole social media world. It mortifies me. Oh, yeah, I can't blame you. But what happens is those are, I've known you for years, you know? So, like, prior to you becoming a YouTuber, I knew Chris. Right. Chris is just fucking, he's that guy that loves Halo and he makes fucking horrifyingly dark jokes.

Right. So I would say nothing has changed. No, same shit. Still, we're really not that before we were younger. Probably a bad thing. It's, I mean, we've gotten smarter. I can't imagine my parents doing any of this. We're smart.

No, I thought about that the other day. You imagine your dad doing, I always wouldn't like the idea of my dad having 20 podcasts. It would be weird. I don't want to know what he thinks about half the stuff. It's like you invite trouble when you do it. So I always think like, I wonder what it would be like if my dad was on a podcast.

Probably terrifying. Why I should start a podcast with my dad. That would be actually a good idea, actually. I couldn't have a podcast on my grandmother. She's way too fucking old and like, smart but old so like her views are like kind of jaded but they make sense in a way and it's like fuck

they're just like depressing but you can't argue they're not like they're like they're so like critical but like you're like oh man I can say you do that because you understand the world but like fuck that's kind of cold like man maybe we should kill off some people it's like whoa that's cold grandma but like it's like the Thanos

I can see what you're coming from I know where you're coming from but shit it's like the Thanos thing right where it's like oh you know 50% of the world gone it's pretty bad But also like, I can't really argue that, really. I was rooting for him.

I mean, I was honestly. When you live in L.A. and you have to sit through all that traffic and you're like, yeah, you know, maybe. Imagine if half these people were going. I'd fucking Thanos's bitch, bro. If I got the fucking stones, I'd make myself disappear too. I'd wipe myself. I'd wipe off half, including me. Good Lord.

Yeah, you go fast. Yeah, I don't know. I want to feel a painful one. It's weird. Like, I think about whether or not. I think, just think about. If I have kids like in the far future, right? All of this content is just going to be like I have photos of like my great grandparents

Maybe like a grainy photograph of them like stand like and they have a story normal as well Yeah, yeah Whereas my whole Google search presence is just pictures of me not looking very ordinary That is my legacy isn't that crick you know how many times I've threatened to have sex with people that are my friends What like I've wait a second Like, you know, the video of you, when you were talking about Bunty being a girl, and I was like, I'd fuck this shit out of regular Bunty. Oh, yeah.

I'd fuck the light out of his eyes. And I was like, that's some shit that my kids might see one day. Oh, yeah. It's like that. I'm going to make sure they see it. It's like, yeah, they're going to get that on a USB in a box. This was, this was Tom. I'm going to, I have all the videos saved.

I'm going to, like, keep him in a crate. And then when your kids are born, I'm going to, like, make sure that they know about them. I will. I don't want that. That's so fucked. It's so just like, hey, think strange of your father. Your father threatens the fuck his friends. It's almost terrifying because he's just threatening things with people that you've posted publicly.

And that's the thing. It's like when people, people go, I'll show people you posted on the internet to loads of people. And I'm like, no, I don't do that. I was up, I did it. So it's my fault. So I created this hell and now I live in it. I said it. I said that.

I manifested this dark abyss and I have to sit in it. No one made me say that. I thought it was funny. So I said it. And now it exists. I know, man. I feel like I get a lot of humor for my dad. But even like, even, what, I'm 25 at this point.

And I can't even, I can't imagine my dad even saying half this shit. Or even finding it funny. Like, I'm like, what's wrong with me? Imagine your dad doing a Vickal meeting great. You imagine? Yeah. He's helped me film things. He helped me film.

It has a really good sense of humor. Like, I drank bleach in Times Square and he filmed it. And he was like, yeah, I'm proud of you kid. I was like, oh. Weird. You know, I wish he'd like go the full way. Well, it was more like, you know, for a while. YouTube was just this kind of thing, and I didn't really make me any money off it.

Yeah. And then he was like, you should probably, like, get a job or something. Yeah, you should go to school. And I was like, no, man, I swear. I promise. Yeah, I was like, one day. One day. I'll make this something.

And you were like, all right, I guess. And you made it something. He's like, good shit. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, oh, yeah. Okay. They didn't believe it really until I got them like a nice TV. Yeah.

And I didn't sweat it. I was like, oh, hey, here's a TV, by the way, no problem. And they were like, oh, okay. I guess this is a real thing. Yeah, I'll film you drinking bleach and like Yeah, that's pretty much exactly where I'm at recently My parents, like, want to go on a holiday And I was like, oh, I'll pay for it

And then they went And then they're like, oh, well, you actually make money Yeah, exactly Like, we just got to thought you just sat around And they didn't do anything all day I guess it's hard for them to imagine Because I spend so much time doing it for no money Yeah, I guess that's it

I've been doing it for like, what's in 2008? Like 12 years I had to get my dad to pay for the internet bill To be, um, race caps on internet bills. Nothing was really unlimited. We just, like, pretty much standard. Yeah, like data caps. And I uploaded so many videos to YouTube one month that

I went over the limit by 50 gigs, and he got very angry. But he paid for it, and then he paid for a limited flat point onwards. So arguably, if he didn't do that, I'd probably wouldn't have uploaded as many videos that. No, definitely. Well, something I say is a blessing. You should have capped me off. Should have stopped me for getting to this point.

It's like a bartender. He's just like, okay. You've got to do you take a break. You ever been recognized out in public your parents? with my parents? Yes. There's one time at Universal my dad wore a shirt one of my merch shirts

Oh really? With the logo on it With the fucking channel logo on it Just to embarrass me He did it specifically like Oh it's gonna be really embarrassing Isn't it? But it ended up working out

Because like somebody in the line Recognized the shirt And they were like oh shit And we got bumped up to VIP But because of that Oh what? But yeah It was awesome

It was perfect day But that's fucked up Theme parks for me Because now like I've done the VIP thing and I can't can't go back. You can't do the best version of anything I could fucks you up and I could go back to like a

I could do like a cheap flight you know and like coach I've always go for like the even more space thing at least but like I don't know like first class flight I've done that before and I'm like first class I've never done first class I've never done first class I did premium here for the first time ever and that was it was it was good but I sleep for the whole flight anyway I missed out on absolutely everything that I paid the your money. No, yeah, that's the thing about it. It's like you're just there to be comfortable

enough to fall asleep so you don't have to experience it in the first place. I can't do flights. I did a flight to Mexico. It's only like fucking four hours and I had like almost had a panic attack. I can't do planes, man. I can't, I can't be away from the land too often. Is it just for me when he goes up on a flight every single time? This may be really grim. But I always kind of accept that it could be the last time I am ever doing anything. And I sit back and I always, I'm actually more surprised to how comfortable I'm with that. Yeah.

I don't sure you stop stirring. You're like, you know what, this is it. This is the end. I'm like, actually, if I'm willing it into the ground. Oh, I'd love to crash halfway. When I, when I went to, I went to London once. I'm going to lay you back into the country.

No, I think the same thing. Like, anytime I go on a play. Because I think like, okay, we're going in a box in the sky that I have no control over. You know, I guess I have to psych myself into it. Like, I used to be deathly afraid of flying. I'm horrible.

I never went. I was like, okay. And it's completely reasonable. Yeah, absolutely. You're in a fucking tin can that's flying through the sky really fast. Yeah. Like, that's not. I just, I don't know.

Like, every time I've been on a plane, I'm like, yeah, I could die here and it'd be fine. I went to London years ago. Like, when I was, like, maybe like 16, I went to London to visit family. And, like, I felt turbulent over the ocean for the first time ever. And it fucked me up. That's scary, man. Like, it was, it was, it was way different. I've never flown.

And I just, like, I'm shaking not thinking about it. But like, yeah, it's a nightmare. I felt it and I was like, this is it. This is what they felt in 9-11. I'm done. I'm, that's it. So I just, I started crying quietly to myself as I found the turbulence. And then we landed, I was like, I'm not getting back on a plane to come back to America.

And I was willing to stay there. I was willing to uproof my life. Well, the thing about like a plane crash, too, is that it's so, there's no way you're going to feel any of it. It's going to be so quick, you know, it's a fucking explode. Unless you don't die and just get hurt real badly. Who the hell survives plane crashes? You never know. Well, I think some...

We don't really want to do, actually, I think some people survive for a bit, then you may drown. Ah. Or you survive in a lot of people. That's why I only fly in the US over, like, ground and mountains. My worst one...

So that when I hit... When the plane fails, I know I'm gone. Yeah. Don't die. The only person that doesn't die in, like, well... Yeah, it's like a biot shock situation. You just skid back, you skid into the ocean.

End up at a fucking lighthouse. The worst one I was landing. Like, I was in this plane, and, like, I look out, I was going to land. And, like, he hit the ground so hard that the plane bounced up again. Yeah. But, like, and I was like...

And I was like, what the fuck's you're laughing now? Do we commit? He's got off to a different vacation. I don't know. We're going back to England. I have work tomorrow. I'm going back somewhere else. Dude, when those planes land, they go still so fast.

And, like, I always think to myself, like, I hope the brakes work, you know? Like, because we're going, like... Because there's small wheels. You're going, like, much. Mario cart speed, like ridiculously fast. It's hilarious. And it's like, you know, this might be it.

Like planes move crazy fast to begin with. You don't really notice it because I don't know if I'm too scared. You don't think about it because they're so far away usually. They're in the sky and they're just sort of, you know, it's like, that's not moving fast. I always try not. I used to always look up the windows. I used to do like two hour flights to Norway,

which are really comfortable. It's like getting on the train. Yeah. When it's the 14 hour floats, I just don't look at the window. I just don't want to. I just kind of imagine that I'm like, on a train that's just not connected to the floor. I'm thinking of like a wormhole scenario

like in a science machine movie where I'm like going through like just a weird stream of energy I'm like oh it's kind of cool except for it being the end of days if it crashes but like that's real sick I can't I can't like out of window of a plane I start shitter I start that's weird I don't mind the windows I can't do it I used to go window seats

why I don't anymore just because it's one of these things I'm just like if I do crash I don't want to see it happen out the window I'd rather just sit in there just look down and be like you'd rather go out You'd rather go out with no information. Yeah, it's right. So I'm always terrified.

Because I always end up somehow getting the seats next to the wings. I'm always terrified when I'm going to look out and the wings going to be gone. I'm terrified. I always get the window seats because I don't like getting up for people. That's a good shout as well, to be fair. The guy had I had on this recent flight would literally just jump over me. He was acrobatic. He didn't have for me.

He just leap over you? Yeah, he literally would. And then he'd wake up the other side of his next week. he hit the fucking deck so hard. But yeah, he was just jumping over me back and forth. I don't know where he was going. You're like seven times. What the fuck?

Yeah. On what flight? The one here for Bitcoin. The flight here isn't that long. Isn't how long is the flight here? It was like 12 hours. Oh, that's pretty long, actually. I don't mind, yeah.

That's a decent amount. I guess I'm thinking... To New York, it's like... To New York, it's like... Six. Yeah, five or six hour. To New York from there was like, I think like nine. Nine or ten?

What? nine hours What did you take I don't remember I just took a plane connecting flight That like in some I don't know

I don't know where we stopped I think we stopped once I don't know where we stopped though I was like this is just weird I don't want to do this Anyway the moral of the story Is that you should have went to Vick Yeah yeah

In a plane Man Take a plane to Anaheim It's like a minute I heard I scream outside And I got scared It was like It was muffled

Huh They're knocking the door down No, this apartment just sucks, man. Well, this apartment's not bad, actually. The building's just full of, like, we're right next to the pool in our apartment, right? So this is the particular sect of the building that just is loud and nobody really cares about it, which is good because, you know, I could film whenever. Yeah, because I got evicted from my last place.

You got evicted? Yeah, I got evicted for, and I got evicted on video as well, which is even better. I was... What? We did, like, house parties for like six months. every other day no complaints no nothing

and like until like five in the morning loud music everything then I just started recording videos at like 10pm and the cutoff is like 11 normally I don't know if it's the same here it's normally 11pm seems like a pretty normal cutoff like you gotta shut the fuck up pretty much

yeah yeah I was recording a video with with George and it was like looking at fitness Instagram comedians and I was like using the scales and like doing weights but not like fucking lift

like huge weights and dropping them. Just like sat in the living room talking like we are now this volume and everything. Yeah. Because we're not like crazy YouTubers who are just like oh welcome back to a wacky video.

Yeah. It's like it was literally just reactionary by stuff pretty much. Um, I know the first thing I hear was just a guy like, he must have grabbed a broomstick because he's like

trying to punch a hole through the fucking ceiling. I'm thinking it's 10pm. What is going on? Then he comes like then the neighbor next to him so the way the apartment was It's like you've got a living room

and then underneath it He's like two other apartments Kind of split under it Right down the middle Oh I see Yeah So he pissed one guy off He slammed the thing

He then pissed the other guy off He came upstairs And What happened was Is he's like What are you guys doing And I was like We're sat in our living room

Having a conversation And like I had the camera on me And everything And he was like You guys have to like Be quiet You got shut up And I was like

It's not even 11 o'clock yet Like So if you filed a noise complaint literally wouldn't do anything because we'd allow to still be talking I was like just wait half an hour and I said we were literally gonna be done in like two minutes we recorded for probably like 22 minutes

was long and most of that is also just watching the videos so it's not like there was much noise going on but yeah he was livid and I basically ended up with INABah came out and literally because it's not Fraser's apartment and Frose just went

fuck off. That really didn't get down too well. He wasn't happy with that. Hey, I need to, oh, I'm going to complain. We were evicted a week later. That's fucking crazy. I'm surprised we weren't evicted from our last place. We get a lot of noise complaints in the last place.

Really? This one we got one because of smash. We got like literally, we got, it got so out of him. It was like a Wednesday night at like 2 a.m. It was screaming. We were all up a week. We used to be drunk smash and had no problems. Like drinking Smash Bros. And then the moment we just do go to, let's you sitting in the living room,

just talking. like this it was like that was apparently god knows what happened wasn't no change of neighbors or nothing weird i've no idea what it was people are finicky about noise it's it's it's a bit in this from new york city where i'm where we're from noise complaints don't really exist dude yeah yeah it's just like it's always he's always loud and like if there really is a there's never really a noise complaint but people will just come up to you in person they're like hey could quick can you like keep it down a little bit or like that's it i'm like yeah all right you know upstate i got noise complaints upst well how the oh you live in a townhouse kind of

I lived like, how do I explain it? You lived in a house, but it was like connected to other houses. Yeah, so I got a noise complaint there once because my grandmother went away and I threw a party. And like it got like out of it. It was like one of those like teenage parties that got way out of hand. Yeah. And I got like a noise complaint. Like not dead hooker, but like definitely like definitely like someone of his kids running around the house.

And this is like what the fuck? How did you guys get here? So that was like really, really bad. Yeah, no. I don't know. Like fine bad. In Yonkers, people would just come up to us and just, they would just knock on the door. It was like, hey, you know.

We got that like once And then it just like Didn't get anything for like literally six months And then he sent us He came up again The original guy who would like bang on the On the roof Because he'd do it like four or five p.m.

Like when I was recorded Like there's plenty of like podcast episodes Where halfway through the recording I'm like was that what was that? I didn't know originally I didn't know for like Three weeks what it was I was like must be moving chairs around or something Yeah

I mean, he eventually came up, but he's like, can you stop? And I was just kind of like, it's an apartment building, and it's like five o'clock. Like, we live in here. And we're talking to each other. You want you to live, like, super silently. Yeah, so then. I don't understand how that works. Don't let me hear you being alive.

Yeah, then he made a log. I don't want to know you around. He made, like, a log. But, like, the log started at, like, it would be, like, 10 a.m. unloaded dishwasher. And obviously, that's so stupid. And, and, and, but he had it. But he would do. it like he must have not gone out

because there was he logged every noise for about around every five minutes up from 10 a.m. to like 11 o'clock which is when the cutoff was and then he and then it would stop because that's when we'd all go to bed I don't have patience for that honestly it pissed me off at the last place when we would get noise

complaint so we wouldn't know where it was this place too we had one so far after and you never know where it's coming from we was just like we got like an email you know from like the the really got one well yeah we got an email from um the

management of the building and they were like you got a noise complaint that's what we go down it's like who the fuck would come up to me i became friends of the management i became friends of the management i became friends of the management of the building because they turned up and we explained it the first time and i showed him the facebook log and i went look have you nice how to the climb it like it cuts off at 11 which is like when we're told to be quiet it's like he's looking like unloading dishwashers moving plates i was like it's just very poorly soundproofed obviously if anything moving plates but yeah like you know when you put your plate down on the table you could hear that It's a maniac.

He must put his ear up to the... He had a step ladder. He stood on the stool, put his ear against the floor and listen to it. Yeah, he was insane. And then I posted the video afterwards. And I end the video by being like, oh, we got noise complaints.

Thanks to watch it and see you guys next time. And when we got evicted, they said one of the reasons that we got evicted was because the fact that he found that video. He found it. He found my video and he reported it to

people who owned our apartment and got us evicted. How the hell could he possibly... He must be a big fan. He might have heard you say your name a few times at the end of your videos and you had... I mean, if he could hear everything,

he probably just typed in the transcript. I mean, yeah, probably. Probably just looked up Logan Paul videos. Yeah, we just went from all of them. And eventually found you. Good Lord, man. Yeah, crazy, but I mean, some people get bothered

too easily. They lament in the fact that they're annoyed so much. I don't care enough to get annoyed. It's like, ah, whatever. Yeah, if I hear a noise, I'm like, ah, that sucks. And then I'll continue going on my fucking day. I don't know. I don't even report, like, if I hear someone scream, I won't even report that. I'm like, that's none of my business. It's like, I'm not good. It's probably a problem, though. Like, ah. We were talking, I was talking to, I can't remember who was, I think it was like talking to like Nerd City and Rusty Cage about it. But we were talking about Amber Alerts and like, whether or not.

Yeah, I was, I was sad for that. Alerts are ridiculous. Like, they expect you to lose your mind. Find that car. Find that van quick. It's like, no. I just know for a fact that every time I've ever gotten an Amber alert, the first, the only thought process that goes to my head is, I want to stop that noise.

That's really annoying. I don't think I've ever read an Amber alert. I don't know what I'm looking for. Literally, every time I get an Amber alert, I turn off my phone. It's completely. It's like, I just, we don't get these in the UK. My phone is useless to me now. Nobody gets abducting.

I've seen somebody get stabbed before. That's a real big. problem in London. I was as far away from him as I am to you now. Like probably half a meter. Like that's a real big problem. Like I thought it was a joke. No, I saw the the stabbing problem is a huge. No, it's like gigantic. No, I really didn't believe it. And then if this is gonna sound terrible, I've always had a logic concerts. I was saying yeah, at logic. I was like this is just it's gonna be very safe. No, it's logic. It's like it's like the safest rap there is.

He was talking about how sad he is Then someone takes out and I'm so sad We were in I was in a pizza place You know obviously piece place It's like a big glass window With the phone number on the side And I'm sat next to the glass window And like there's like six guys outside

All of their hoods up And I just hear I'm like eating this margarita And I'm looking out of the window I'm looking at these guys But try and not to look at them Because I could tell They were to tie people carrying knives

Yeah, stereotypes typed them. I cased them. I cased them real quick. And those five knives. And what happened was, is that they were all out there. And then one was like,

you've got it in your pocket. I think he stole his drugs, like, and they were, all meant to be selling. But he, like, basically pit-pocketed one of them. Right. And he's like, you stole my,

whatever you stole it. It's in your pocket. And he's going, no, it's not, no, it's not. And then he lets the guy, like, put his hands in his pocket. And he finds exactly what he was looking for. So he pulled out of his

pocket. He's like, oh, you had it, you had it. And they push him up to the glass wall. And so I'm like, against this glass wall. His back is now, uh, next to me. Yeah. And then they all just start, but what looks like punching him, but you could tell by the action that it wasn't. And then, quite a punch. And then you see like, well, he was up against the glass wall. Then the, then the glass windows, I covered in blood. And I'm, I'm still, I didn't move. I don't know what to do. I was terrified. So I just sat that I was still eating my pizza. I'm looking at it.

And he's literally, he's being basically murdered in front of me. And I'm terrified. And then the guy in the pizza place, but he was able, like, and then he's, like, trying to fight back. They get to the point where they almost accidentally, like, push themselves through the door. And the guy who runs the pizza place is in the door with his arms of legs spread wide. And he's just pushing them back every time they come, get closer to the door,

like, onto the glass window again. then Faf Niner you've met Faf goes World Star And I go And I go They've got a knife They've got a knife

Don't do that Then our Uber pulls up And they're still stabbing him And I step towards the door And one of the guys is there And I just go Oh that's my Uber And he's like

Standing there Like getting ready to jump in He just goes Oh sorry mate And he just steps out of the way It's just like our Uber. And as I get in the Uber, I could see, and the kid was just sit there. He was just sat there. They, they, they, absolutely. He died. I don't know. I, I mean, the dude, I didn't

see the ambulance get there. The way you're describing it makes it sound like he got stabbed a lot. For like a whole season of a TV show is how you described it. He, I, it must have gone on, I'd say, for probably about two solid minutes. That's a lot. That's a lot of damage. A long, a long time. You can bleed pretty fast. And yeah. Holy shit. I have no idea. We Googled the next day and there was like literally not even any news about it. God knows what happened. That's fucking crazy, man. Holy shit. It was outside Alexandria Palace.

That's so intimate, dude. I've never seen someone get like killed near me. Yeah, not that close. Like somebody gets shot from like, I'm street away and I'm like, oh fuck that guy's head's gone, but never like up close and personal. I was somebody get shot and I was like, holy fuck, that guy's hurt. Stavings are fucking violent.

It's intimate. It's like, yeah. Yeah, that's the thing about it. It's like any weirdo could just kind of get a gun and be like, I don't know, I didn't realize. Like, a sword is like, you take classes. You know, like, no, a knife is like they can touch you while you're doing it. That's what makes it, like, somebody can, like, put their on you. It was, like, five guys, and they, and they all had, like, penknifes, and it was just, like, so. That's five, like, rapiers, basically, fucking plunging it.

Yeah, that was. All because he's, like, pickpocketed? Yeah, pretty much. Picpocketing is such, like, a Harry Potter, like, Oliver. But it's so, it's so insane, though. You don't hear about that here. Somebody gets robbed. Yeah, we get robbed.

Yeah, we get robbed. Just like, give me your fucking wild. It's like, it's this again. I love that Faf 9 was there to yell that. Yeah, well, that's the guy that I was telling you, he sounds exactly like KSI. He said he sounds and it looks like KSai. They work, like, basically work together, like, so close.

He does, like, all his pop nails and stuff. He's really cool. He took a bunch of great photos. Yeah, Faf's great. He's, um, he, I basically get him to help me with everything that I don't have to do, which is like everything. So, he's like,

Nice. He's great. In that situation, not very useful. No. Yelling World's. Goading six people with knives while shouting World Star. And then he went, well, I told you we were going to East London. I was like, don't diss the area code.

That's where I was. That's literally where all the black folk are in London. I was like, oh, I'm pretty sure all of these kids were like white 16-year-olds. Yeah, sounds about right. That's literally where I went in London. And I was like, because I went to London once. I visit my sister who lives there. Because, you know, Jamaican is for some reason to go to London.

I don't know why. But, like, I went there and I was, like, hanging out with, like, her, the people she knew in her community. And it was, like, a bunch of, like, gigantic black people that sounded so aggressive. And I was, like, why is everyone screaming at me? Everyone, like, everyone, every word they used was, like, yelled at me. Yeah. Like, instead of hello, it was like, hello! And I'm like, oh, okay, chill.

And they were all so much bigger than me. It was just London in general. Everybody hates each other. It was so creepy. You're pretty soft-spoken. You don't sound like... Yeah, I mean, I just lived in the south, so I suppose, luckily,

just avoided that area by like an hour and a half. My instinct, you're just like, I'm not going to... But yeah, I've been threatened to be stabbed once. I was absolutely hammered outside of a club with George Mimulus,

and we walked outside of the McDonald's because we saw these two guys, and we could tell that they were... Because we came out at, like, 3 a.m., which is closing. Yeah. So we were, like, completely fucked. We'd been in there all night.

just us too. I was like, McDonald's is CCTV, so I was like, head to the McDonald's as soon as possible. As soon as you start walking out of the club, these two guys full of us, so I was trying to talk to us.

I was like, if we had to the McDonald's, I was like, there's nowhere they're going to stab us outside of McDonald's. Because you'd like, because you highlight, like over CCTV. Yeah,

it's not a pizza place. Yeah, they were, well, they weren't wearing masks or anything, whereas the other guys are their hoods up and were like, they seem to be a bit more prepared.

Right. They're about to stab somebody. But yeah, they won't leave us alone for like 40, 40 minutes. Then the McDonald's employees came out, and we were like, I just remember telling them,

we were like, can you help us? And they walked away from us. The McDonald's employees left us to die. I suppose it's not on their payroll. Dude, I hate to be paid. I hate to be that person,

but that's not my problem. Because I used to work at Sears. Somebody came up to me at Sears. Like, listen to the people after me. I need help. I was like, dude,

I make like $7 at an hour. I'm going to go home. I'm sorry. Should have, you know, maybe been a bit more prepared. I'm like, dude, I'm like, yo, go fuck yourself. Even at my current job.

It's really easy not to be targeted by assassins. I'd go fuck yourself. Got out of my way, dude. Or I'd be like, get away, don't draw them to me. What's your fucking problem? I'd start threatening me. Yeah, I'd be like, I'd threaten. What's your fucking problem?

You bring people here who are violent? Get the fucking out of here. They're going to kill me. Are you serious? I was like, where's the nearest McDonald's. That would protect us. That was a weird, that was a weird strategy. It was initially like, right, that it was actually like four, four, like, shops down.

I was like, I was also. I'm really drunk. That's fair, yeah. I don't have a clue what it's going on. Not the top of your game. I was threatened in a bar in Edmonton in Canada when I went. I've been threatened so many times. I didn't remember anymore.

No, I was because some dude in the bathroom, I was like pissed drunk. I was like, oh man, I don't know what's going on. Some dude is like, hey,

I know you. I don't like you. I guess they thought like I was like, all right or something is my assumption because I don't know what I've done. I've had actually like the similar thing. Oh, really? Yeah,

but like by like 30 year old guy, It was really weird. That's weird. Alex, how old are you? I'm 20. Oh, geez, you're a child. Yeah, I'm a young man. I was in a McDonald's again.

And a bunch of drunk guys walked in. I was completely sober this time. I was just using, like, the, like, you know, the machines, because I don't want to talk to anyone. Yeah, yeah. You know, when you use those machines, it's universal for, I would go out for the cashier I wanted to speak to somebody. So, don't fucking talk to me.

This guy comes around. He hangs on the other side of the machine. He's like, oh, what are you ordering? I'm looking at him. I'm just like, chicken nuggets. And he was like, save some for me. And I was just like, and I just laughed.

So I wasn't going to say no. I wasn't going to say yes. I was, ah, funny. He's like, no, seriously, save some for me. And I'm like, you just walked into a dance mate. You could order it yourself. But then his mate walks in also pissed drunk, goes to hang around on his shoulders.

And then he goes, do you know who that is? He's a YouTuber. I don't think he really was completely too sure he was. He's probably just to my face. somewhere. Yeah. And then he was like, oh,

man, I don't realize you were famous, I'm so sorry. He was like, how many nuggets you're gonna get? I was like, how many nuggets you're gonna get?

I was like, oh, I'm sorry, you know. I was gonna threaten you but then you were famous. I found out you were a YouTuber so I was like, no, you can have your chicken nuggets.

I'm never threatened you. Keep your nuggets, sir. Yeah, so odd. Can you imagine, can you threaten a YouTuber by accident

and you get exposed and then your life is over? Imagine what? And your wife leaves you because you fucking threatened diamonds. You're asked YouTube of four chicken

Chris Raygun. Do you know who that is? I hate you now. What did you ask him for? Four chicken McNuggets. Just pay from yourself, mate. It's like, cold dogs. That's so fucking weird, dude. Yeah, it was very odd experience. I was very confused. Because, like, normally, like, a Vickon,

you've seen my target audience, like, 13-year-old girls. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, three, 30-year-old men walking. Like, I would say, like, late 30s as well. And they, like, so odd that one of them recognized what I was, and was just like, and he's like, no, don't,

many days you can leave him the lane. I was like, if I wasn't a YouTuber, would they all have asked me for my nuggets? Probably. You would have picked on me? Oh my God. That's terrible. So I, I've generally in fear of pizza places

and McDonald's now. I can't go there in London. Oh, come on. I'm joking. I do go. I still go anywhere. I guess never going to keep me away. Well, it's Uber Eats.

Oh, yeah, I guess so. Yeah, you can just post me. I've been recognized where Uber Each driver. That's really awkward because of you find a little. That's the scary thing. You find a door. They know where your house is. That's fucking so...

Are you Tom Sweeney? Dude, I got recognized at school way more than once. I got recognized that Sears. And it's like... You're doing it's Sears? Buying it from my vacation. You went to Sears? Just buying anything?

What's called? They have cheap socks there. Yeah, they have cheap everything there because they're going out of business. Yeah, so I went there and got socks. Bro, just don't front me. All right. Yeah, man.

And I was like, oh my God. You're so freaking hilarious, man. I was like, he's going to say, I hate the gays. He's going to say it right now. He's going to say it right. Is that what my fucking God. Dude, I fucking can't.

You're the one who ad lit bad as your fault. But dude didn't put the whole fucking thing in. So they only got the terrible part of the conversation. Chris has got big spoilers. Literally all I was like, I'm Tom Sweeney and I hate the gays. You know, because they're just regular people and I hate them for being regular people.

And that was the whole quote. That's not what made into the fun of it. And that's not what he put. And I was like, Chris, why would you put that part? And he was like, it's fucking hilarious.

No one's going to know. No one's going to know. Fucking 25,000. followers on Twitter later. And it's like every time I post something there's one little fucking piece of shit. I'm Tom Swinia.

I hate the gay. It's like, bro. Bro, I'm gonna have a gay son. Why'd you have a gay kid? Collabs and it's like, fuck. Collabs have too much power. They really do. I really, they're like

recorded clubs are of people because I like the worst ones when I'll say something under the impression that my friend's going to edit it and they go and then they turn to the camera and go oh James cut that out. I'm like, fuck. Fuck.

Fuck the editors. Oh no. This is hardly got to more people where I ever could possibly I wanted that to go to do. I have the opposite where I just I want a joke to end you know

and then it'll just keep going because I cut at the end of like pretty much everything because I just I like to speed shit along I don't like to sit there and like I don't know I know a lot of people who just sit there

and like a friend of mine Quentin does a he does this thing where he talks really slow yeah it'll just leave a lot of like you could trim those videos down to like maybe like four minutes I feel yeah. But they're like 17.

It's like, what are you wasting my time for? But, uh, I don't have a 25 minute commentary videos. I don't have you. I can't, I can't talk about something that intently for that long. I can barely write about something that intently, even though it's important. Well, it's just, I don't know, like, I don't know how important any of this is anyway. So like, just, you know, it's probably very, it's probably on the scale of, like, things that are actually relevant. To not.

Very little. Exactly. So, like, the idea that I would spend an hour watching any, like, I've seen an hour. or like two hours. I remember I saw this review of something that was like, like, I think like three and a half hours. Was the crash thing when we saw in the living room?

I think it was. No, it was, I can't remember what it was. This is years ago. But I remember being like, there's no way this is worth my time at all. And it wasn't like that,

because it's a famous one that's like really long, the red letter media one. Yeah. The red letter media, they reviewed like Star Wars preples, I think. Yes. For hours. But that's a super entertaining watch.

And this one's just like, I don't like, I don't like, okay, cool. Yeah, You spent two and a half hours To tell me that you just don't like something Sometimes I click on a video

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It just matters how insightful it is I guess But some people don't have like Very presenting voices To be able to encapsulate people For that long So like some people like They sound fine for a second But then it's like

I can't listen to you for 40 plus minutes Yeah Or I can't listen you for more than 10 minutes Like this is gonna hurt my head You don't have a voice I want to hear that It's like a lot of people who are like, I get a lot of... Anytime like I put out...

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It's like he sounds differently Than he does in the videos And it's like yeah Who the hell would want to listen to An hour and a half of like How's it going? Jesus Christ I will shoot myself

Every time I'm on your video I give myself Funny voices and weird pauses And yeah Every time I'm on like my Every time I talk on a podcast I'm speaking like I'd regularly speak Whenever it's like it's a little skitter

Me and you saying something else I slur my word a little bit and I just make myself sound like a fucking maniac. That video, we did a video a couple weeks. Was it like a month ago? Which one? At this point where we were arguing about space. Oh yeah.

That's not my voice. That's your voice. It's not my voice. You don't want to admit it. He got caught looking like a real. Oh, I did. I've seen that video. That video is fucking hilarious.

Dude, I have... Wasn't it on the stream? Yeah, it was a stream. It happened to be recording on Ogunn. I have such a terrible concept of this universe and his planet, dude. Like literally when I think about how little like even today we were talking about Europe I don't know where anything fucking is in Europe at all like I don't know with anything it's really bad I live there it's like what but you live like sort of remote like I'm in London it's like

I should know oh yeah London you have no excuse you want to know everything about every culture at that point I just don't I don't I don't go outside I have a friend I have a friend in I think Wales right and I was I was I was supposed to go over there and film some stuff with them and I was thinking about like oh yeah I'm finally London it's probably closed right and I look it up it's like my favorite things when Americans are like oh yeah I'm in London I'll be in Birmingham I'm like that's three hours away

so they're not the same places I don't know shit it's like San Diego in LA yeah I really thought I really thought San Diego was near LA after I got in Los Angeles I'm everybody's like I mean Anaheim and I'm like yes you're like so George was staying in West Hollywood I mean Anaheim and he must be going how far away are you

I'm like, oh, like a whole state away from you. It's far, dude. Anaheim wouldn't be so far. Traffic means it bad. If it just wasn't for the traffic. Like, I got home in like 34 minutes. Anaheim is just out of the way. Like, it's just out of like the near vicinity.

But what happens is... Why don't they do it in the L.A. Convention Center? I don't think it's big enough. What the thing? Absolutely is big enough. Is Anaheim one bigger? Maybe it's more... It's got to be more expensive.

It's got to be more expensive. You know, like, a cheap system? A train system? It's really bad, dude. Not out here. Because that is what saves London. If I Uber anywhere, like 50 minutes. If I go on a tube, it's 15 to the other side.

It saves any city, any developed city that it's in. But they can't build it out here because the earth shakes sometimes. Yes, that's been fun. You were here for that? I landed in LAX literally half an hour before the 7.1. And I didn't notice it because I was in the car with soundproof headphones on. And when you wear soundproof headphones, you get this weird effect where everything just. shakes anyway. It's fucking

which makes it impossible to listen to any of the music with soundproof headphones are better off just normal ones. Yeah. And it was just shaking and I just didn't really notice anything because it was like shaking anyway and I was completely zoned down and trying to sleep. But then I got to the Airbnb, it was like, wow, how was the 7.1 earthquake? And I was like, I know,

it probably was amongst all the already terrible shaking of the LA roads already. So it's like, yeah, I was in Mexico and happened. So I was like, are you okay? And I was like, honestly, I'm drunk as shit in Mexico. I don't know what the fuck's going on right now. We were in Vegas and we still felt it. I've never experienced it.

So it must have been in the Mojave, I think, is in the desert. Because, like, there's no way it was a 7.1 in Los Angeles. If it was a 7.1 in Los Angeles, everybody would be dead. At least, like, a good percentage of the city would be. Some shit would be fucked up. And a lot of... You understand, like, the thing that the Japan earthquake was around that. I think it was less.

Really? It was less. But was it directly on, was it directly, like... It was directly on Japan, yeah. It's where it is. And then... The aftershocks are more, like, you know, it was probably four. There was a five, I think there was a five when we were left at the party at 2 a.m.

And I had been as soon as I left, didn't notice it again. Yeah. That was the first earthquake I ever felt. It's amazing that L.A. sucks so much that even the ground wants to just get the fire. Well, last time I was here, we were in the Uber and you were like, oh, look, the hill's on fire. And I was not, how it very funny. No, it was. And I turned around, I was like, oh, fuck, no, the hills on fire.

Yeah. I've never seen that before. When we moved into this building. It was on fire. The hills were on fire. It was a hundred and. 17 degrees Like Fahrenheit

Because of the fire Is a lot Yes Yeah it was so It was like the dead of summer We were like moving heavy furniture Into this like sweltering building No

It was the worst fucking day It was really really bad I mean it was good because we had Finally AC for the first time You had real AC We didn't have real AC back in other place I guarantee you there's still like Shards of broken bottles from

From all that shit was hilarious Dude I remember yeah A lot of those videos are gone now Yeah, because the Twitter's got suspended. A lot of them were on Buntis, and Bunti got like nuked off of Twitter like 15 times. Dude, I remember that. He got like just fucking vaporized.

And I was like, what? He's like a fucking Phoenix, man. Like, he just lives for a little bit on Twitter and then his Twitter gets nuked. And then he rises out of the ashes. He prized himself out of the ashes. Yeah. That's a great piece of art. I would love to say that Bunting.

He was a big call. I know, yeah, he was the driving force between behind a lot of shit, you know? 2017. 2017. Even last year, he organized like a huge party with Jack's film. and fucking Gus and Eddie and he's a great guy man I really love that dude yeah I miss him he couldn't be here because he's dumb and Canadian it's like I didn't understand how hard it was just to be go to like just to get a citizenship from Canada I was that was like easy to get citizenship

from Canada yeah it's probably easier than like Mexico or yeah particularly Mexico's not good right now like that's not the move yeah that's like not the place you want to go straight things are a bit tumultuous things are very uh heated between us and the Mexicans but uh yeah I don't no man it's just fucking it's crazy I was actually looking at moving here still I'm actually and I get areas like

it's falling apart California's falling apart yeah and then there's somebody's gonna come up to you and they're thinking about the big one the big one's coming I hate that shit I hate the idea yeah I was getting that oh the worst one I was at Santa Monica Pier

and they've got like the roller coasters that go around obviously and I always were 24 frames of Nick you met and it's not the first time I've met him I'm just sat there I'm so tired everybody's jet lagged it's like the first day in and I'm sat there I'm eating this like shitty

burger on fucking something on Monica Peter and then the roller coaster goes round and everything shakes and that's every time it goes around by the way but I must just not notice it the first time because I'm so zoned out and Nick just grabs me and he goes, it's another earthquake it's another earthquake and the whole place is shaking

and I actually like jumped out my skin I woke me up completely. I thought I was going to die. And he went, ha ha, just joking. That's not funny. I thought I was going to fucking die.

That's fucked up. That's like when I was at, when we were at Trow's Place, one of the nights of Vittcon this year. Yeah. A bunch of people knocked on the door by it. He was like, police!

I was like, you gotta be fucking joking. This would happen on like the first day that I'm here. Fuck me, right? Yeah. But it was just like people fucking with us. And it was like,

oh my God. Don't fucking do that. Yeah. I can't deal with those kind of jokes. I can't deal with jokes that are too close to reality. It's like, fuck,

this is another problem I don't have the time to deal with. Police come here and now I'm like, oh, fuck dude, what do you want? Just take whatever you want.

Just like, don't move over. Arrest me quickly. Take whatever you want. You want me to go on the floor, let me stay here. I'll do whatever you want. It's amazing how afraid I am

of police officers, even though I've done nothing. Like, I'll, like, if there's a cop behind me on the road, I'm immediately like, what have I done?

What have I done? I must have done something. For me, they're going to pull me over and they're going to fucking beat me up and they're going to laugh at me and then they're going to take a photo and then tweet it out

lull here's Chris being beat up by us LLIP Day on their main Twitter for me California police I never gave me any problems but what happens is like New York I got like I got in so much shit

from police officers Oh and New York Dude oh my God New York police officers are scary because they're just basically the army They take no bullshit actually I remember when I was filming When I was filming the bleach thing

Like all those years ago And I was Because it's a legal to kill yourself, obviously. Yeah, you can't do that. Right? They'll stop you if you're trying to do that. So intervene.

And I was in Times Square and there are cops with like fucking guns. Like not guns. It's probably funny if I shot you before I could do that. No, they had like proper ass like like call of duty load out weapons. You know, like that's, ooh. They're ready. They were probably rubber bullets. Well, they're there.

Well, they're there because, you know, I'm sure. Yeah. But like they're there specifically because Times Square is a, is a very huge place. It's an iconic area. I'm sure hundreds of bombs have been diffused in Times Square. Yeah, probably a time. But.

Never going to Times Square. Times Square is honestly fine. But I remember being there. It's like, will they, like, shoot me? Like, I don't want to. So I did the dumb thing where I approached them with the bleach bottle. I was like, hey, I'm just like, let you know. I'm going to be filled with this thing.

It's fake. And I was just terrified because, like, I walked out to them immediately. They were like this. I was like, wait, whoa. You got a bottle of bleach. Maybe I got to pour on them. No, exactly. I didn't think about it.

I didn't think about it. But it was like the scariest shit. But they were okay with it. It was like, all right. Just don't do it next to us. It was what they said. I just kept getting. I got to stop so often because I just looked like the kind of kid that was going to do some stupid shit.

Yeah. Because I always had like a hoodie on and like fucking Jordans. And I'm just walking somewhere. And they were like, hey, what are you doing? I'm like, you know what I'm doing. I'm going to get food. I'm going to get food. Like, I was, like, every time I was doing something actually.

bad never got caught but every time I wasn't doing shit I got stopped and talked about you were telling the story to me like that you broke like nearly all of your ribs when you were a kid and I was like oh I must have been like eight he must have been like eight no I was a teenager he was like no I was like 16 I was like a teenager he jumped off

a fence onto a boulder I jumped off of so let me explain this on so it's a fence I've jumped off of dozens of times onto the same boulder I just keep breaking the same parts of my body No, I jumped off this fence, but at this time I was like, fuck, I was way higher than I was, I was like one of the highest times I've been in my life. Like, I would jump and I'm sure.

I'm flying. It wasn't only weed, I'm sure of it. It was definitely like one of those fucking the mixies. But I jumped. And then for some reason, I didn't balance myself out when I landed on top of a rock. But when I hit the rock, I hit like my chest hard. Oh, that sounds like. So I hit the ground and I immediately like came up on my knees and my like elbows.

And I was like, I'm in. much pain. I'm in so much pain. So I stayed there for a while trying to calm, like, trying to balance my body out. My body went to survival mode because I was dying, but I was really high. Somebody was like, yo, let's try to ride this thing out, man. Like, let's just, let's make this great. So I was in a dress. Like, I was in so much pain that I stayed there until the ambulance got there. Then they got me when they came there. Then my grandmother pulled up and was scream about how she's going to beat my ass when I got out of the hospital. Because you know, a parent, instead of like, hey, are you okay? Like, I'm going to fuck you up.

Because I have to explain this now. Now I have to explain that you're hurt to other people. It's embarrassing. So that was a really, really bad day. That's why I don't jump off a high shit no more. Yeah, no, I've never... I've just climbed down. I never done anything like that.

Although, I see, like, last week on, apparently people like jump out of the fences and stuff. And I was like, if that was me, I was real, wharf. Have you broken them on? Just both my pinky fingers by playing football. Wow. And literally not even in proper matches in training sessions. where I would joke, because I'm not a goalkeeper, obviously.

I'm like 5 foot 1. Yeah. And I'd be, ah, I wouldn't be funny if I'd go and go. Five foot 1. Every time I go and go, I'd break a finger. So I just don't do it anymore. Yeah, dude. It's like, yeah, it still hurts.

It feels weird. It's like, my hands feel weird. Because of the fact that I broke both my fingers. The first one was it somebody, my mate took a shot. I went to save it and another mate behind the goal through another ball. And I just kind of got caught in between both of them. so I saved it but then the other ball

the one that was actually being hit if it was hit hard and the one that was thrown hit my pinky finger and bent in the way back to the point where I touched the and I was like it's really purple

but it would be fine I had a French exact it's really perfect your body changed colors like a fucking anime purple's not a natural human color I was like it's a bruise

I was like it's just a really bad bruise I was like there's no way it's broken and then I went into school like three days later and I was trying to write and I was like no it's it's And when I went to the, like, the past school, obviously does that stuff.

And they're like, yeah, you break your finger. I was like, oh, shit, dude. I'm nice. I keep it moving. Cool. Yeah. I've never broken anything. I've dislocated my knees a bunch of times.

Oh. I think I did that by mistake one time and I felt the pain. I started pushing it back to where it should have been. Yeah, it's fucking crazy. I felt it hurt a lot. And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. It hurts the first time especially. Yeah, the first time just like, oh, a bone is like in a different place.

It's not even like a break where you could be like, oh, you know, there's a lot of pain there. It's just like. the pain of having muscle scooped out of where it's supposed to be. It's like the question mark pain. It's like, I don't know what this is. And your body's like, what's what's going on?

Why is that there? Fucking, is this what a, getting hit by like a spell feels like? It's a weird. Yeah. It's the weirdest. Yeah.

It's like a fucking expecto fucking whatever the hell. Petrole. Yeah, that's what my worst injury is, Wendy. I like snapped some tendons by playing football. Oh shit. It was the last game ever.

I was subbed off because I was like, I've been running myself ragged. So I was just like too tired to play. like physically like I was like pulling up cramp but then I would like sub myself back on since the last game ever I thought we were going to play so I wanted to be on the pitch when the game ended

and literally as soon as the ball went up in the air the referee blew the whistle but I'd already jumped ahead it as soon as my foot left the floor because I would run in myself so ragged just like my sight snapped in my knee and my leg went from like obviously because you could bend it

to just full extension like that because there was nothing holding it back in the other. So it was like, that, and it made that noise as well. I'm like, I just a bit of that. And then I landed on the fall. The worst thing about that is because obviously nobody was around me. And I hit the ground and I'm like, breathing in pain. Then the whole other team surrounds you and they're like,

you fucking dived. Like, no, my leg, my body just gave up on me. I mean, a lot of pain. I didn't blame it on anybody else. I didn't turn around and go, it was him. I was like, my fucking leg. And nobody took it seriously because it's football, obviously. and people faint injuries until I started

literally crawling off the pitch by dragging myself by putting my hand it was that painful that I like would dig my hands into that and then I looked at my dad he was standing there I was like fucking pick me up I'm in a lot of pain help me help me parent you're supposed to protect me

I do the way people kick soccer well I saw somebody get hit in the stomach and throw up right afterwards like they got hit it and immediately threw up there I literally did that two weeks ago I was like holy shit I haven't played in a year come back

play and I was walking back somebody like booted the ball up and I was walking back and as soon as I got back to where the other team's defend as well because I slowly walked back

I was like I can't do this anymore I was like my footballing days are over my mates kick the ball back over again so I thought fuck it so I turned I ran I scored but as soon as I scored and I stopped like sprinting because you kind of just go to that primal mode

yeah I was just like and then I just slowed everything back down again I was just like, my head was just spinning And I don't know what the fuck is going on And I walked to the title of pitch I just threw up And I felt fine again But I was like, I'm quite clearly

Really unfit Which is why I'm doing Logan Paul's Challenger games Yeah Dude it happens I haven't learned I can't play basketball like that anymore I was like once in really good shape

Now I'm just fat Yeah no It's been a long time Do you just lose it I don't know what the hell happened I played basketball for I played basketball for like seven years Like I played on a team

For like freshman year to junior year I played like in middle school the whole time and like I can still dribble a basketball and I still understand how to shoot a basketball but maneuvering the court like I used to is like just insane my eyes have no stamina and in sense like since I like I'm not the same weight I used to be anymore my body doesn't really know how to like move the right way and like your muscle memory is from when I was spin yeah and it's like oh shit like I

try to jump I try to stop quickly I try to like pivot and I can't because my body's like whoa you don't weigh that anymore you weigh way more than that you can't go spinning off your foot and then running like you because you would just fall down It's fucking crazy It's weird This is a pretty good chance That I was probably like

The fastest person In any room that I was in I was fucking fast And then like immediately like Both my knees exploded Yeah I can't do any of this It's insane dude Literally you lose it

Yeah if I crouch down now You hear my left knee Like click into place Oh yeah both of my knees Because it's like I'm pretty sure Why I just wore down Whatever it is like Is it cartilage around it

So it's just bone on bone So you're gonna fucking race Logan Paul with your bum-ass? Yes, so either I'd come out of it, having to, I better get travel insurance for next time I come back. It's probably a good idea. Yeah, probably good idea

because I probably will fuck something up. Because I suppose I put myself in for the hurdles as well. You got to, like, jump a ton of rope and get your body used to being on your own feet like that to be. He doesn't know this shit, but my whole game plan is to come last. I thought it would be funny. Well, this will be out probably after it.

He, he, he, like, I shot him with a DM, completely out of the blue. He don't follow me or anything. I was like, let me compete. he was like oh you really think you're out for the challenge and I was like yes the challenge to come last in every event that you put me in for absolutely he doesn't know that

I think about my main worry is that he keeps on now talking about the fact that if he beats people there I'm 100 grand so I think I've got myself a bit too far into the deep end on this one yeah maybe that's a that's a steep price you just want to give you want to give me near a million dollars

like the same range of yeah go ahead go ahead and just give me 10th of million dollars Go so I get a sponsor of that. Pay off. Dude, where you cover, will you cover my losing streak

if I wear honey all over, the honey brand, Squarespace, T-shirt. It's completely advertiser-friendly. Squarespace headburn. They're like fucking NASCAR. That'd be sick.

Yeah. It's not a bad idea, but for people, but for people, NASCAR are a person out. Yeah, you just like a race. We got fucking Kellogg's fucking socks on.

Sox, yeah. Nah, it would be like, like, NordVPN. North VPN. Squarespace arm bands. Yeah.

A honey headband. Like a dollar's shape club fucking shirt on. Yeah, that'd be hilarious. Put some stickers on your arm. Exactly like NASCAR. That's part is all just racing commercials. It is.

It is. It is weird. It is weird. It is weird. It's such a strange-ass fucking thing is like, those cars don't weigh shit, bro. They like, if you crash,

it's like, hey, man, that's the end of the story. It's like the person just left standing there. With no car around them. When they crash. It's like a fucking cartoon. It's like a go-car with a fucking real engine in it. That's all it is.

It's like those. fucking roadrunner cartoons when you just be like when the car goes off the cliff and the guys are still still so that. That's literally fucking I would never I would never

that's just too fast man it's too much speed I don't know man like moving moving well above 100 miles per hour is terrifying in my mind like yeah and that'll be made

when I race Logan pull yeah I'll be moving above I'll be moving 100 hours per hour dude just don't fall whatever you just don't fall down I remember yeah I'm down

for hurdle shot put and long jump I'm I put my side to have a long jump I'm really how does the shock puts the ball right I could probably do a pretty good long jump

I don't think I mean you can because my the person I used to know he was long jump county record he was six foot seven oh yeah

well obviously balanced for height I think I probably probably do pretty good yeah it's insane like literally it's insane

well you have to have a long stride yeah I'm not really writing my chances but my main things I've kind of thought oh it would be like funny YouTubers doing

funny events and every I mean now I'm looking it's like YouTubers who are kind of like ex professional footballers and ex professional athletes Who else is doing it? Do you know anybody else is doing it? There's a couple people who I know but they play for like they're like in the football zone

of UK YouTube so they're like semi-professional footballers. Yeah. I was more thinking like oh the sidemen will turn up and it's like me and a bunch of people actually want to be athletes who actually are going to the gym and it's

like two weeks. I'm so fucked. You'll be, you'll be all right, man. Then there's a big tug of war at the end as well. That is what I'm nice. The best thing that you could hope for

is that you break all of your limbs. And then it'd be like... Or Logan hurts himself. Or Logan, like in the middle dude just hurts himself bad. And you're like, or he cheats. He cheats in his own game.

He turns and like trips him, dude. He kicks him in the head. He kicks him in the head. I'm about to beat him and he just fucking grabs more legs. He's right. That's fucking.

That'd be like, wow, this is a good watch. I'm glad I'd subbed. I'm glad I subbed and watched it. When I saw it, I was like, oh, I can't not do it because it's just so stupid. It is pretty dumb. I didn't know about it. I would never do the boxing. I've been asked to do the boxing.

Like the actual boxing, like the whole, like YouTube boxing shit? Yeah, I actually beat the shabby. Oh my God. That shit is the stupidest thing ever, man. People like it, though. It's so dumb. I went. I went.

It was very interesting. I mean, I'd imagine it'd be like interesting. It's because people fight. I'm looking at my mates. beating each other up in a ring. We're a whole crowd, a whole filled stadium of people watching my friends beats the shit out to each other.

It's so fascinating. It's so weird, dude. I just, I can't, it's like, I just can't, it's just like, like, I don't care about people that aren't boxers boxing. Like, I watch Boxers Box.

If I wanted to watch people fuck each other up, I would just go on Old World Star and watch them beat the life out of each other. You know, like, I don't really care about boxes, fighting each other, honestly. Like, it's just, yeah, no, I've never,

I've never put boxing on. Yeah, it's a guy, beating another guy up, guess I like seeing people good at each other beating each other up like I don't it's like watching the UFC fight amongst kids is like I don't want to see kids fight each other I don't know what they're doing what you mean that's like the best because they're so ruthless it's cold it's cold to them fighting is the best fighting you'll ever see that I tell you this is they're just emulating like cartoons they've seen yes so it's just them like and video games yeah it's like it's like

it's like they try to do like these dumb spin kicks it's like it's and some kid who doesn't play video he just smacks a kid into the ground did you ever see that's about a double about how two look at the fighting and one kid double uppercut in him and he hit him hard as shit like the other kid's head went back and fell over and I was like whoa fish it right

that's going on you're good it's been a mess anyway it's like it's insane dude like a double uppercut is like some shit you'd see like in fucking Naruto it's an anime thing it's not real it's not a real I don't even draw that in an anime in a way that wouldn't make it look awkward

he just went down and pulled his hands up together and I was like, whoa. So I barely witnessed anybody ever really fight each other in school. I watched one of my mates. It was like, he made it apparently he was going to go hit this other kid.

And like everybody crowded around him like the whole playground. And he watched, and he just, he basically slapped around the face. And he was like, don't do whatever you did again. And he walked away.

And then the other one was that that's so immasculable. Somebody, one thing people used to do is we used to have to, because obviously in England it's all fucking uniforms and like blazers

and like buttoned up shirt. Even at like a, Like a, wait, that was up until like 16. Because I went to Catholic school and that's like, that's kind of how it is in Catholic school. My middle class first. But like, yeah, like that, but just that's what we have to do to 16. So you just have secular Catholic school. Yeah, and then weird.

Yeah, it is very odd. And they also are very religious, all of the ones in England as well. So that was used to be up. He's got to walk to church this week. And I'd be like, wow. You went to Catholic school. That's what that is basically. Yeah, pretty much.

But like, without realizing that's what I walked into. Yeah. Because it's a public school. And like, yeah, they did. like, oh, we were walking to church this week. I'd be like, what the fuck is going on? It's like, what? So weird.

And pick, because the thing is when you get a bunch of kids so you don't want to do it, you just start taking the piss out of the priest. Oh, yeah, 100%. Yeah, that's all that really did. It's all that is. Yeah, it's all right. But, yeah. I'm super not a Catholic school.

I couldn't. I would have died. Were you the one who showed me that video? The little girl pushing a priest on the stage? That was a woman? That was a grown-ass woman shoving a priest off a stage. I could not believe it. I was like, she took it to him, bro.

That's like a genuine acting. against God. Yeah, like literally. That's actually aggressive. Like, that's an assault. Like, forget the whole religion thing. Like, you're just pushing your own. Why are you assaulting that man?

He's not, he's definitely not spry. He's going to knock him off. He's going to be like you. He's going to be on the ground with his caved in ribs. Shit, then. Praying to God. Everything's funny until you fucking. Please.

Really high. That shit is, man, I can't laugh about it because it hurts so much to inhale, man. Still, it's a day. Nah, now it's fine. But if someone pushes my ribs too hard, I'm like, ah, stop. Chill, chill, chill, bro. chill, I can feel them moving out of place again.

That's apprehension. That's like apprehension pains afterwards. It's like, yeah, watch out. You get really protective of the area that you like fucked up. Yeah, I get really freaked out about my knees. Yeah, all the time, even though they're fine. Can't plan go anymore. No, fuck it.

I get scared to, like, do really anything that requires anything. Like, genuine, like, I don't like pushing anything. Like, if I was like open anything, it's like, it's like, I'm just like, what my finger snaps. It just snaps and off. Yeah, you just feel like it's going to happen for no reason. Yeah. You're going to swat like a bee, and the bee's just going to push it. The bee's going to be a little sturdy than a regular being like,

ah, get off me, and then your fingers fucked again. I could see that, man. My cousin was driving down the street in his Ford Focus, hit a bee, gone, off the road. Death. In an early grave. The saddest funeral I've ever been to. You like that, man, sometimes. When I saw a turkey, started drowning all of a sudden.

They look up at the sky and, like, just. Dude, I think that's real. Is it chickens or turkeys that look up at the sky when it's raining and they just drown? Is that real? I heard that there was like a myth. I think that's real. Never heard of this. Never heard of this?

It could be false, but like, God damn, they're birds. They're stupid. I don't know. They used to be dinosaurs, man. They used to fuck people up. I mean, well, they all died. They all died as well. Yeah, but it's not their fault, you know.

You weren't there. That's true. I don't know how the fuck they, you know, could have been some dude with a knife. They all took a dinosaur. They all got us right around the nearest McDonald's. They were like, please. They were like, please. And to stab it repeatedly.

They all went to the nearest McDonald's last. for help and nobody came. The dinosaur said, please help me. And they were like, get the fuck away from the stupid dinosaurs. Just seen out of the next Jurassic World movie. Sometimes it gets pushed. They try to integrate dinosaurs into society and what gets pushed up to like a... It's like one of the giant ones.

It was like one of the really big dinosaurs. It said they got to stab my whole bunch. It's the most ridiculous. I can't wait to go back to London. Winters and Stavings again. No acid attack shit though. But apparently they're really common. Really?

I haven't seen any though. Yeah, apparently they're really big. People just throw acid in people? literally yes your parents a thing like I heard that was like a terrorist thing but I didn't know it's like a fucking thing that just sort of happens yeah it's like it's like you don't have a fucking gun it's one the highest fagg is it paper you people I think outside the box man yeah when you don't have access to guns you just got it you end up with the most creative fucking psychos you end up making smarter killers you just make like hey I built this clay I built that clay that reverts people to a third trimester fetus I made That magic Yeah It's the basic

I made this variant of water That makes people brain dead It's like what the fuck dude What are you talking about? I'm surprised me now It's like neurotoxins Like green goblins And supervillains

Walk around And like cool flying Just because That's because this gun laws Are so heavy there I saw some dude Like earlier today on my Twitter feed The hovercraft shit right

On the hovercraft It looked exactly like the fucking Green Goblin I can't understand Hovercrafts I just don't make sense To my brain Yeah at one point

That hover You fucking... How do they work? Yeah, the way he was riding it, like, at one point, I was like, it didn't even like he was pointing it at the ground anymore. So, like, how the fuck is he still hovering? Yeah, I don't know. There's some crazy alien shit in there.

How do you hover? Like, how does that work? Yeah, I don't know. What happens do you walk under that? So you got pushed. Your skin gets peeled off. Like a banana. Like, is it magnetism?

I'm always like, if you got over anybody, if he's just like... It's like a drone, I imagine, right? It's folded into the ground. Like, it's like a jet... Like, I imagine it's just like a crazy industrial drone. So it's probably just, the way like drones like you because you see a drone super half and in a certain point you think

it can't possibly be pushing itself off the ground you know it just it just lifts based on just propulsion so I assume it's probably so it's same thing so if you stand under it you're probably gonna be I don't know you're probably gonna lose hair or like so it's probably really strong glass I don't get it I even drone so certain like they just have propellers on the time when they turn fast so they can lift up and then they go flying it's like yeah I know and they're loud as fuck I've I know we've used that one together it's fucking terrifying Oh, you were drawing? Yeah, it's right there.

I haven't used it in a while, though, because, like, it's a city, so they get really prissy about it. Oh, yeah, you're not allowed to. Oh, yeah. Something bad it could happen. I did it once in Glendale, just to test it out, just to see if it could go super high and deal with the electrical interference. Some dude came out of his house threatening me. Oh, really? Take that away.

You spy on me? It was weird. You're like, I don't know. I just sort of, like, my immediate defense mechanism is to just pretend to be as insane as possible so that no. would dare come up to me because they wouldn't they wouldn't be able to predict anything so I just started like spinning up all over myself and like like just sort of like being like I'm going home soon and like it just sort of worked you just like that's what you think of I'll be like hey I just don't care about you enough leave me to fuck alone yeah I'm just gonna go crazy and they're gonna get

scared well it works for the most part like anybody that anybody like anybody like that who's like provoked to come out like if it's like a person on the street you just have to look like angry, you know? It's just like a New York thing. Like, if you're in New York, you just learn the best ways to get people not to talk to you. Yeah, I've been having this because on the way to my friend's apartment and my one, it's a 30 second walk, but there are people in between that who try and sell you weed, and they're always there. And I was walking with one of my other friends over day, and they asked them, and they just started talking to them. And they told me, they were like, oh, yeah, they asked me, I didn't know what to do. I was like, it's a

London, you ignore everyone. And then we walk the same place together. We're like, ooy, oy, oy, oh. I just fucking looked at him, didn't exchange any words. And I just, like, carried on walking. Yeah, I was like, now they know not to fucking ask me. I can't do that anymore. I used to be able to, I used to, like, have the mean mug on whenever I walked around places.

But now I'm just like, ah, I don't want to seem like fucking threatening. I just put headphones in. So I just walk around. People are like, even, remember when you and they're going to Chipotle? And that person tried talking to me and I was like, oh, my fucking God, what about my eyes looks like I'm talkingative. I'm big and scary, just leave me alone. But everybody's like, no, that's beat to him. It happens a lot more here, though.

So people in America constantly copy to talk, so I have no idea. It's L.A. though. L.A.'s full of cookies. I think America in general is kind of talkative. Like, people will come up to you and they'll be like, ah, crazy, huh? Yeah, like, I... You'll make a friend. I bought a shirt, and then some guy was, like, nice shirt.

And then a tozee. People don't do that. People don't do that anywhere else. Alan was like, he was talking to you. And I was like, he was already gone by the time I realized what was going on. It's just talking. He's like, really nice shirt. And I was like,

yeah. Well, what are you to fucking talking to? Yeah. Oh, fuck you. I've done that before. I've done to be like, nice shirt, dude.

If it's something like super obscure that I'm not going to get a kid. I usually be like, yo, that's pretty sick. I'm like, I'm like, all right, don't talk to me anymore.

Yeah, but it's, that's the base of the interaction. It's like, maybe that'll help that person's day or whatever. I don't give a shit. I was just curing in a Starbucks

and completely zoned out. So, at least you was like, I was not on the planet. Yeah. He still had to speak to me. I'm just like, don't know what's going on.

Not for sure. That's what happening at the convention though because I go there and I forget the people actually want to talk to me. So people are having conversation about like, oh shit,

you're talking to me? I'll be like, yes, I was talking to you. Yeah, but I've done that a couple times already. Yeah. It's kind of embarrassing. I'll do it with like people that I, like, you know, genuinely

give a shit about too. Like people, like, I think someone, I think Rumi was talking to me. Yeah, the parties. Yeah, and I was that I was dead. just sort of zoned out and I was like oh shit right it's roomy I should probably speak I was paying attention I just got like

I don't know I saw something out of the corner of my eye and I thought like what the fuck is that that guy looks weird every Vickom party ever yeah basically yeah is it that weird there like are people that cookie I don't know every now again there's like some interaction that you'll have that'll be like or a bunch of people turn up and everybody's gonna go do you know them do you know them do you know them do you know them no you knows this person how do they get in no exactly which happens every that's crazy

I like the idea of the weirdies. This was pretty good about it, though. They were, like, very few. Like, the years before were pretty, like, insane. Like, people were like, who the fuck are these people? The one at my place that we had was to fuck it. I left. I was like, I'm leaving.

I don't trust my shit around people I don't know. I went to bed. He just went to bed. I don't want to be around these people. I don't know who I need them. That's so fucking strange, dude. It's just so odd that, like... It's just a very new style.

It's just a very new thing that... Because I think previously, like... There's no established boundaries as well. Because a lot of people, it's like, for example, it's the first time they go somewhere, and the first time you get recognized about like 100 people, and nobody's kind of expecting that you're the type of person, 100 people recognize. So you turn up, and you're very used to just being like, if you meet somebody and they speak you, you're nice to them.

Yeah. Because you don't expect them to want anything from you or be trying to break into your house. That's so weird to me, dude. It's one of the things now I was just like, you can't have to like learn to be a bit of a dickhead. Sometimes, yeah. You got to be like, hey, man, we got to, we got to. We're going home. We got to move, man.

And you're not coming. Please don't get in my Uber. Because people jump in Uber as well. It's crazy. Really? That's so fucking strange. Well, what happens is people who are fans, and this is fine, by the way. You're a fan.

It's understandable, yeah. But, like, they'll kind of latch into the group, and then they'll, you know, who's getting in this Uber. It's like, oh, I'll go with, they'll get in first. They'll be like, oh, I'll go with Alex or whatever. Yeah, and you don't, and sometimes you don't know who those. And you don't know who some people are, because you don't know who some people are, because you don't know who.

Some people are somebody else's friends. Yeah, you're going to show with someone else's friend. So there's so many people, like, it's impossible to know. That's so weird to me. But also, it's just like this very different kind of environment that we're in now where, like, previously, what? You're not going to get in Brad Pitt's car, you know? You're not going to go in, like, a famous person's car because you understand, like, there's some kind of clear boundary. But with YouTube, it's this weird, like, middle ground level of, you know, to ride.

Yeah. Where it's like, you're not famous, really, but. Yeah, and you're not expecting people you want to get in your Uber. Yeah. You don't expect that because you're like, oh. I'm just, I don't know. Whereas if you're in a movie, I think you're probably just like, yeah, people are trying to fucking...

There's something so weirdly detached about it. If you're on a screen, if you're in like Avengers Endgame, you know, and your face is plastered in front of millions of people, you assume like you have, you're probably paid well, you probably have security. You're probably, you know, you probably live in a place that's pretty, you know, not... That's isolated relatively. Or at least around other people who are in similar situations. That's why that's what the hills are.

But like, with YouTube or just like, you know, internet people. It's a free-for-all. It's just kind of like a bunch of normal people who like also just kind of are going on assuming that everything's kind of normal and you don't feel like you have to set those boundaries because why would you think that? Because one of the things that happened was people were filming at one of the one of the get-togethers and I was like I don't know these people but so I don't want to say don't film because what if it turns up they've all got like they're all big YouTubers and I've told them to like fuck off. No exactly. And then it's also like also like worst-case scenario they keep on point the camera at me and I'm just having like

in conversations with my friends. And then you seem like a dick if you like, it's weird. It's a different environment. It's so strange to me. It's like, it's the idea of people like, just everything about like this.

Fame is such a foreign idea and concept to me because of the fact that I find out such a regular human being. That's what everybody does. It's like I'm just not like I'm not like I'm not. Let's not get too. It's not going to head. You're not famous.

No, no. I'm not. I'm not saying. No, no. If you turn up to Vicca up, trust me, everybody would know.

Look, look, What I'm trying to say is I'm not saying I'm famous I'm not. What I'm saying is like usually in my mind What dictates as fame is it's like something that's very different from what idea of fame is currently It's a different idea. It's a different idea. It's a younger generation who's like spent a lot of time watching internet shit Yeah so like it's just huge way huger than like you know yeah Yeah than like other people that are like big artists or something like that like some very like some actual artist

So like that yeah and it's just strange to me it's just that's all it is like I don't think I'm famous that I got. No, I'm not famous. I'm just a guy that's featured in one of my friends' videos. I don't know, man. It's a weird. It's why Bitcoin is kind of like centralized. So it's like normally, I mean, it's got a lot worse recently. Not like it's a bad thing. I'm not bothered by it.

I go to Bitcoin to be recognized. So it's not an issue. It's more just like when we go to the hotels and people follow you over there. And it's like, look, I go to VidCon to meet you, to chat to say hello. Like, as soon as I'm out of VidCon, it's like, like don't know like if you run into me in the hotel i'll i've taken pictures with people but it's like don't follow me from if you like if you intentionally follow me from vicon to there it's like there's boundaries because you know if we run into each other on the street like i'm i meet

people in london all the time i love taking pictures of people it's great especially when you're out there because it's like oh wow i have an impact enough where you could fucking catch me when i'm like looking terrible in the middle of london whereas so whereas at vikon i think it's very different because like you go there for the do all the meeting greet stuff and i dedicate like four hours a day to it and then when you just kind of sat it's also because like i when i leave it's because i'm literally like i don't want to really be around um too many fans because i am literally have no energy left yeah like i was it's super draining i was i found it really after i've fun i could even listen to everybody else when i was when i was in the the bars or even at the after party i was just

kind of like about to fall asleep every single time. So I leave because I'm like, I feel terrible now. So I've got to go, really. I understand that. It makes sense. It's just like the whole boundary thing. It's not really established as much. It has,

it's very new. And you don't want to feel like a thing that's for telling people like, because I've never tell people to go away and I say really, really pushing it. And most people don't. I've never, I said never had a bad, I've never had a bad experience with a fan ever. That's good.

Very rare. You'd assume you wouldn't really have. I'd normally, it'd be a, I did level of a, Because if they're a family, they should have at least some like modicum of respect like, hey, he's clearly tired. You know, let me just let this person be but like people I don't know it's only have it with other YouTubers really What do you're bad experiences? Fans are normally fine some other YouTube is really push their luck

Yeah, yeah Whatever. Hey It's fun though. You should go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's great. It's great. You guys is turning me off to a little bit small part about it but I suppose Oh no I understand dude Because like Because whatever I meet like other YouTube

It's always fucking like I haven't met A person I don't like yet from YouTube Yeah Everyone I've met so far like Derek has become actually one of my friends So it was like bunch like I really really enjoy those guys Every time someone Every time somebody comes up

It's like a really good time seeing them Because like they're funny It's good to be on people that are That's why I love Vickon Because it's like you surround yourself West and just really class people Especially this year Yeah people turned up

We normally wouldn't No exactly it's super cool I was super happy that Wang and Rusty came. That's Elvis, Alien. Yeah, I've always wanted to meet Elvis Alien.

He's like one of the reasons I started making commentary videos. He was fucking cool. I love Elvis. And then he fell asleep the whole of the last day. He vanished. He disappeared to last day.

Area 51. Yeah, he went to Area 51. I don't like that shit, man. Don't bring that shit up. What? The whole, are you not going to storm Mary 51 with us?

No the fuck I'm not. Yet with us? Yeah, I'm going. Are you? Yeah. I don't want to deal. I don't want to either get arrested. Would die?

Or, end up seeing something I'm not ready for. What if I just punch in the ribs? Then I'm in a worse spot. Then I'm like, oh man, I can't breathe also. I'm in a desert. If they lightly press on your ribs. They hold me down and then one guy just gets on my ribs and starts pushing down up.

Like, oh my God, this is the worst. You know what's terrifying about that? Is that them doing that would mean they would know. They probably know about me. What do you think is in there? Which means there's something there. I don't want to find out if there's aliens. It's probably not aliens

It's probably like crazy ass weapons I mean it's Mark Zuckerberg's other bodies They have a clans Probably just a fucking portal gun or some shit And it's like oh man we can't get people this You'd hope they move everything out of it Just in case I like to believe that they've gone

Well if they do make it What if they actually get? What if they actually get through So they move everything out of back end I wonder if that's actually Like there's there's so many people to follow it There's a 1.1 million There has to at least be at least five

people that are going to buy that 1.1 million yeah yeah I think that's a fair shot right people are going to go yes 100% that's gonna be fucking weird I think a bunch of people are going to go to my TV that I'm definitely a blue internet that day yeah they're like oh my god like I'm at somebody

live streams them reading it and it's like what the first of all that's trespassing so you're like instantly becoming an enemy of the state you're yeah you're definitely like a target I mean you know what that means it means suddenly there's gonna be a lot of people who aren't citizens anymore and that means it's going to be a lot less traffic in general.

You know what? Ready to get half of L.A. If half of L.A. If half of L.A. is listening to this. Just go. Half of you guys go. Just all of you could go really. Just pretty good.

Just go and see if there's aliens. Just go and see. Find that sweet alien punani. Go find that. Yeah, that's the end go. It's like hopefully the aliens are hot.