The Snark Tank - #10: Are We Weebs?

Episode Date: February 20, 2020

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Welcome back to the snark tank podcast. It's me, Chris Reagan, and I'm joined once again by all the other people, right? Yeah, it's me. What does that mean? All the other people. All the other people, all the minorities. You're a minority, too. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but you're barely like minority.

You're visually not. Puerto Ricans are like the chameleons. Yeah, I'm one of those two. We could be whatever. I just learned from a tweet that you are considered white passing, so you still can't get away with what minorities can get away with. You got the straight hair and everything, bro. That's true.

Yeah. I also had curly hair once. Yeah, I know, like a fucking muting, like a fucking shapeshifter, creep. It's very weird. This is a conversational. comedy podcast. Honestly, we usually have like a topic ready. I saw the Sonic movie, but nobody else thought to do that. Yeah, it's not. Somehow. I played Sonic last night. I played I played a bunch of Sonic games. Right. Nice. So, so, uh, and honestly, I've, I scoured the fucking internet for the past

week to find something worth talking about and I didn't find a damn thing. Daytona 500 is happening. So if you're, you know, if your mom is also your sister, you have something to look forward to. Is that that thing with the horses? I guess So I guess Since this is the 10th episode I figured Okay

An even number We have a lot of questions To get through I figure maybe every 10th episode If there's nothing to talk about Yeah absolutely We'll just have like a questions episode Because there's a bunch of them

To get through And I'm sure as this Fucking podcast dictates Any question is going to send us off the rails spiraling into Just some fucking abyss Of pain A bit.

A bit. A bit. I know a kid with a lisp once, died. That's it. That's the whole story. That was the most unfunny transition I've experienced in a long time. I mean, he wreathed in peace. He wreath in peace.

So obviously you can submit questions to us that we can read on the air on the show over at patreon. com slash the snark tank. I think the tier for submitting questions is $5. One dollar gets you early access to every single episode. So. Irry. It's a worthy. It's a worthy cause.

I'm worthy. I don't know about that. That was mean. You need to say that. You need to say all that. You could have kept your mouth shut. I could have just disagreed quietly, but whatever. Do you think.

Okay. All right. Fair enough. All right. P.P. Extendis wrote in, What's up, my P.O.C. brothers. Oh, nice. My question is for everyone.

If you're not feeble-minded oafs, what is your favorite book series that you've read? fiction or not fiction. I read the original Percy Jackson and the Olympian book series, and I remember them being really good. I had a friend in high school. His name was Justin. He was so excited for Percy Jackson. And then he saw the movie. And I think I vaguely remember him crying. He died. Because it was such, it was so, so bad. I think even just objectively. Oh my God. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. Is that the one with like the, oh no, no, that's That was John Carter. It was like Harry Potter.

I love that movie. Oh. It was like Harry Potter, but like just worse. I don't know how to describe it. The Greek gods. Yeah. Greek and Romans. Greek and Roman?

Yeah, I didn't look good to me. Sorry, would you say his name was? Pee P.P. Extendis. I like Pee extendis because he also said my Poc brothers. Does that mean he's a PEOC? I assume so. He has a large Pee and he's bragging. Thank you.

I appreciate it. I did that. I'm actually, I'm not, I think I'm, I actually haven't, I haven't measured, but I think I'm just like above average maybe, but I don't know. I'm chilling. I don't know what an average one is. An average one is like, I think it's five. I think a fiver is average is the national average. That seems incorrect. No, it's, no, it's definitely correct. You can even look that up right now. Because the anything thing is, um, average male height is 510 and the average dick size is 5 inches. I just got so fucking mad because I saw a fly And I know that I know that I'm going to hear it at some point

I know I'm going to hear it while editing this thing And I know I'm just going to fucking grit my teeth Until I have no teeth left And then I'm going to be gritting my gums against themselves And then I'm going to bleed And then I'm going to pass out I'm feeling actual terror Oh my God

Oh my God Okay What's your favorite books? It's a fair books all right It's already happening It's already happening We don't even need subjects sometimes man You know just let the world do what it does

You know the interesting thing The interesting thing is I don't I don't read series in books for some reason When I think about I was trying to think of all the books I've read And I was like I think I've read I've read some sequels But I didn't understand what the hell they work because I was a kid I just let me list looks dope yeah Charlotte's web two or whatever That was a book? No

I was like what but it's probably a movie Yeah probably I think I remember reading a book called like I can't even it's either path of the dagger or path of the dragon it was a sequel so it perfect sense why I had no idea what the fuck was happening. Like, but I was, when I would see a cool cover, I was the same way with music. I would see a cool CD or something cover. It doesn't matter. I'm like, I want this.

Yeah. And then, you know, when it was a book, that was a big mistake because you didn't know what the hell is happening. Same thing with video games back in the day, too. Yeah. Yeah. I would make a lot of my decisions based on just like what the cover art look like. Of course.

You're a kid. You don't have a brain, really? He's going to pick up. It looks cool. Wow. Seeking Destroy for PS2? It's got tanks on the cover. This must be awesome.

It's the worst game I've ever played. I had a fighting game like that called medieval. And so it was just medieval times, but it was really gory. It was, they were like, let's kind of do like a 3D Mortal Kombat. Right. So they had like a jester that would like fucking rip your arms off or something. They had a night. They had all the magic medieval stuff.

And it was, um, they had all these hazards on the stage that can like fuck you up to. Yeah. And I remember having some fun with it. But I know if I played it now, I would be like, this is so fucking bad. And because I'm saying that watch, I'm going to remake it. Hey, you know, that fucking game that no one's ever played?

Medieval sin, that's what it was called. They're going to make it now. I can feel it. And everyone's going to be mad because I fucking put it out there. I'm sorry. Yeah. I don't know.

Yeah, I think I'm kind of like you. I don't think I've really read that many series. I never read the Harry Potter books either. Yeah. I think I talked about, yeah, I just read like one out of order. I think I read like a little bit of the first one. I was like, there are movies for this.

I'm not going to read this. I'm not going to read this. I'm like the odd well out that actually read books and shit. Did you read series, though? I read, I read like maybe four series ever. Because I read, I read, like novels, not really so much like little kid books. Yeah. I read like a bunch of the Dark Tower books.

Fucking dope is shit. Love those books. I read, I read, I think five of the Game of Thrones books. Those are also really, really well done. I read The Hobbit, of course. And then I read like a bunch of Stephen King's shit. How is it that you can read so much and yet be so illiterate? I'm so bad at spelling out things.

But I'm really good at articulating my ideas in words. I'm really, really good at speaking. Right, right. That's interesting. I think the only book series that I think I read really, like front to back, was the series

of unfortunate events books. For some reason, I like those books a lot. But, like, I think I would always just read, like, one-offs for the most part, like Childhood's End or... That's my favorite book ever.

For me, The Dark Towers. Rolling to Chain is a badass, man. I literally can't think of anything. The closest thing I would say is graphic novels, like say, reading shit, like,

I know it doesn't count. That's the only thing where it's like, I read, especially I read every spawn that came out. Dope. The spawn was just like, I mean, come on. He's a black man. That's, there is something to that.

You know, sometimes I like to be like, because you can't dismiss all identity politics, right? Yeah. But as a kid, like seeing like an awesome black dude, right? Like John Stewart, Green Lantern was like my fucking favorite. Look, look, to say, look, if a character looks like you, you have inkling towards liking him more. That's kind of just how it works, you know? Like, it's, like, Mars Maras is black in Puerto Rican, which I am also. Yeah.

I like that character a lot because he, I can see some of myself in his character. He's also gay, right? Yeah. Why would you say that right now on the pot? Like, don't put the energy out there. I'm not gay yet. Yeah. Right?

Don't put the energy out there. Like, other half of your life. Hey, man, there's a lot of time left. Let me be, okay? All right. Jesus Christ. I told the trans woman that one time that she was kind of like hidden on me. And she was like, oh, like, what are you, like, are you into?

Like, are you open to that? And I was like, I mean, I don't know what I'm going to be open to in like, you know, a fucking month or two from now. Like, I don't know. Like, maybe. It's a pretty massive. That's like, that's a massive shrink of time. Look, look, all I got, okay, a month is wild.

But, like, maybe like years, years of experiencing things. Like, oh, this is just not working out for me. And I'm trying to explore some stuff. But, like, a month later, you go from, like, not being into that to like, this is kind of This is kind of my needs, you know? This is my thing now. By the way, I've known so many gay people that I did not know we're gay. Like one of my closest friends in high school, I kind of started picking up because I was so around him so often.

But he was like very gay. And I was just like, oh, okay, that's not a big deal at all because he's not feminine. Yeah. You know, because for me the idea. So it would be a big deal if he was feminine. Well, no, the idea. Well, okay, let me, okay, can I have a moment of being real before everybody attacks me? That's what you said.

Okay, can I have more? I'm just telling you what the words that you said mean. Can I, can I, what just call? I was raised very. very Christian. So inherently in being a Christian household, I'm a black man that was raised in a Christian household. So inherently, we were like not to be feminine at all. So I kind of felt iry towards homosexuals initially when I was younger. Upon meeting that person that I realized was very homosexual and then just like a regular dude, he played basketball with us and everything like

that. That kind of changed my feelings. And then when I was like 16, I met so many nice gay people that I was just like these people I think people are nicer people than straight people So you were a bigot So I was Indoctrinated I was ignorant I was an ignorant child

That's what I was You know once a bigot Always a bigot That's absolutely not true I never had a problem with gay people Yeah not in my I don't believe you always My mom

I'm 100% Or most of my life Had a female partner after my mom After my dad passed So that bigotry And homophobia was never around us He's attacking reddy? Look,

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Well, I'm not a terrible person. Ah, you were. I was because everyone changes, you know. And I wasn't terrible. Would you say that Bin Laden would have changed? He could have. With the right situations, he could have changed. I'm not saying you're like Bin Laden necessarily.

You need to shut your fucking track. But the possibility is there. Possibilities for everyone is there. I'm not saying here. I'm just saying you have a lot of mannerisms that Hitler shared. It's like, shut up. In this, and suck yourself. You're fucking loser.

In this current climate, you have a lot of explaining you do, man. Well, I can explain it for days, you know. I can very easily talk about my dishate for homosexuals. But you're not, it feels like you're not allowed to have ever had that. Well, the thing is that people grow. That's the thing. People grow. And as a child, you, you know, people don't grow.

Well, that's the, that's the argument now. That's kind of like you're not allowed to grow. done something incorrect or if you've ever thought something wrong and if you ever just like even if you were just like ignorant on something that doesn't matter because you were ignorant therefore hateful therefore you are always whoever believes that can come and talk to me and i'm sure i can prove them wrong where you just beat them i was gonna say fight them no i like that fighting thing is like they people think i'm gonna fight all the time because the way i look you know i have a mind too i can easily talk and explain my points i mean he says that i'm doing it i'm doing it yet yet that means now right

Doesn't that means no in Russian? It means no in Russian. Nice. Well, damn, you see when it gets foreign, man. Next question. When it becomes foreign, I don't know what the hell's happening. Oh, my God. Umburman.

Umburman wrote in. That means Darkman. Or Umburman. Is that really what it means? Umbra means dark. In what? I think Latin. Hmm.

Cool. Ombra? So Darkman, by the way, great movie. Ridiculous. What's the worst job you've ever had? And on a side note, how easy slash hard is it to break into the world? world of online content. I asked because I had to clean up human feces off a sidewalk with essentially my bare-ass fucking hands. And I just work as a gas station attendant. God help you. That sucks.

I'm so fucking sorry you had to deal with that. No, no, no, hold on, hold on. There in no scenario should you ever have to clean it up with your bare fucking hands. There's always a broom and a fucking dustpan, not that far away, especially at a gas station. They always have shit like that available. Or there's a fucking newspaper. Or you can open up a fucking bag of chips, dump them out, and then scoop it up. What the fuck are you talking about with your bare hands? Dude,

you're sick, fuck, dude. You're calm down. No, I'm saying like there's, in no circumstance would you ever have to clean up human shit with your hands?

He said, damn there. He said damn there. So it might have been a bag or something like that. Oh, he said damn near? Yeah. You got a,

that was passion. I apologize. That was passion. I apologize. Because that fucking pissed me off for a sudden. Okay. All right.

He didn't say damn near. He said, with essentially. So he is exaggerating. Okay. But, uh, I bet he'd, I bet he used like a plastic bag or something.

Okay. So he felt the texture of it, you know? Which is like, that's enough. That is enough. Oh, for sure. Especially human shit, man.

Just knowing that it came out some piece of shit. Like some piece of shit. This makes you so mad. I'm like, dude, you can just go shit in a bush or corner or something. It's so easy to not. Or corner.

Just the corner of an apartment building. Oh, that's the shit corner. We grew up in the city. We saw that. We saw people pissing in the fucking middle of the corners. I saw people pissing. I never saw anybody shitting.

I've, not, not shitting, but I've seen this pisses in the middle of corners. What was the question? The question was the worst job you ever had. Okay. Damn.

Okay. For me, the worst job ever was, for me, okay, for me, I worked at a place called box lunch in a Glendale Galleria.

And I am, I'm a New Yorker in a sense that I don't want people bothering me when I'm fucking shopping. Like, let me do my thing. Let me walk in. If I have a question,

I'll ask you politely. And then, like, I'll get out of there. But for there, I had to bother people. Mm-hmm. I felt like you had, because customer,

in that kind of customer service, you have to like try to get people's attention stuff like that and I'm I'm really like I'm very charismatic you guys all know that yeah yeah shut up but uh but the thing is that like I don't like like I don't like like people to shop do your thing and then leave and I felt like very like trying for me it felt like very anti my mindset so I hated that job but the worst one definitely was when I worked that Dunkin' Donuts when I was like 19

because I was a little fucking pot head and I didn't want to work I just wanted to smoke weed and do dumb shit okay so it just felt like the worst but it wasn't necessarily the worst okay Yeah. I think box lunch felt like the worst, but Duncan was actually the worst job ever. Ah. Fucking nightmare. What about you, Chris? I only had one job before this.

It was like I worked at... You know, I worked at Sears, and it was the worst. One job. It was terrible. It was terrible. I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe. Well, I guess, like, technically, it was the one... I had one job that I was, like, hired by, like, a big company for.

Like, every other job that I did was, like, more, like, freelance and odd. Like, I would do, like, camera work for some people. Sears... was horrible because the Sears that I worked at was like, I think 30 minutes away from my house in like upstate New York when the gas was like $4 or $5 a gallon and I was getting paid $7.25 an hour to work. And I had to go there at like, I had to go there at like 6 a.m.

So I had to get up at like five. Sucked. It was the worst shit. I had to like put all the side. Every single sticker that you saw on everything I had to put on. and it was just guard i would sleep behind the TVs oh hell yeah i would like crawl behind the TVs because i was small enough to do that and i would just be like oh fuck it hey if you're able to sleep at your job it can't be that

bad well it's sears so they just hire like all these geriatrics yeah who don't know what the fuck like they're not gonna look behind the TVs they don't even know what a TV is so they're just walking around like they're doing their jobs really slowly so they allocate your job according to how quickly everybody else does their job and they're all geriatrics so like i finished i would go there at like six a m i would open the store And then I would do all my duties in like an hour. And I was like, all right, well, I guess I'll just go around pretending like I'm working.

Like you're doing something. You know, so I would just like print, I would print like these like fake ass labels and like put it on the back of like products. This is like Easter eggs and shit. Oh yeah. I'd be like my soul cost zero dollars. And it would be like on the back of like this craftsman toolbox. Somebody has that shit. Yes.

Why does it say this? Somebody in upstate New York has a toolbox that's that has the price of my soul. on the back of it and it's zero dollars. I love it. No, no, no, I think it was 725. 725. Oh, I like that.

That's a good one. That was how much I was worth. That was a good one. So as you guys were, yeah, as you guys were explaining, I was trying to narrow it down because I've had a lot of jobs, which technically isn't a good thing. Like, if you have a resume with a ton of jobs, usually it's like, oh, you're unemployable. But it's just like kind of bad luck, you know, like things happen. That's true. That makes sense.

Yeah. But I got to, I was trying to narrow it down. But I got to say, I got to say it's because it's like good shit, but then probably, I got to say I'd probably go with New Egg. I probably have to go with New Egg is my worst job because it had the potential to be awesome. But, and I don't want to sound like, let me just set the groundwork because it's a Chinese company. I don't have anything against Chinese people. Well, I don't have anything against Chinese people. Well, it's your worst job and it happens to be an Asian company.

So, you know, the proof is there. It was just the old one of the biggest problem was that Them like people family members looking out for each other a lot of things There was people that should not have been there was fossils that were working there Wow And had no idea how to what technology was and and my supervisor would be like we need to get our numbers up Like say I worked in the returns department in the reverse logistics we called I would have to contact the vendors And get a return authorizations from them and then get the stuff ready to be shipped out and so we can get our credit for defective stuff

And so we'd have to look at the stuff What are the products where? Usually motherboards was my thing Make sure it's actually defective And these old people You don't know what a fucking motherboard is They don't know what this shit is I'll tell you

And it was so inferior because it was a fun job And I love working with technology And shit But there was I worked with a guy named Hmong And that guy I'm pretty sure he's a fucking Either a thousand-year-old vampire

Or he was starting to become infected like a zombie. Something, he was so pale and his eyes were bloodshot red, always, always. Fuck, man. And his voice was like this. And I was like, hey, hey, there. And I was like, dude, he's not well. This man, this man isn't well. And he was, I had to, he was in my department. Alejandro, very sweetheart, didn't know what the hell she was doing either. And I had to run this, I had to run the department. I was the lead of the department. And I wanted to die. Even though, like, I was working my way up. So I was, I would just say New Egg.

The other one was a close second. I would just say real quick, I worked for, I had no business being accounts payable and accounts receivable. I was an accountant for an RV dealership. I had no business. I just got a, my friend was like, hey, man, we need an accountant. And I'm like, hey, man, I'll shoot on my resume. No accounting experience at all.

That's the classic, dude. That's the classic. I had no idea what the fuck I was doing. But Sir, but Sir is relatively like linear. You're like, you just do what they told you. Accounting is like, oh, accounting. Well, no, because they gave you this phone. They gave you this, like, app, basically on this, like, designated.

It was like an I-F, maybe just like an iPod touch with, like, a scanner on it. And that would be the thing that you would use to scan everything and, like, get all your inventory. And it's like, hey, process this inventory. And I'm like, what? What about process? I was like, all right. So I just, like, went around scanning shit, just doing random shit on the phone. I'm pretty sure, like, Sears is out of business because of me.

Because of you. Good shit, man. Yeah, that's, that's, I, that other job. accounting job. I didn't last very long because I was, you know, handling millions of dollars. I was well over my head. And I remember as a hey man, I need a P&L, a profit and loss report. Yeah. I was like, I remember that. I fucking looked it up on YouTube. I was like, I was fucking, I remember. I was using quick books. I know how to do. I don't know how to do it. But like, is this, it's just, that's like ridiculous. And you know the fuck of things? I think I would have been

all right if the person that was the accountant fucked everything up before me. So I was starting from everything being messed up. And then. And the dude's like, okay, so I haven't paid the taxes in three years, which you have like a three year like, you can do your graph. Yeah, there's not super hard. So he's like, okay, I need to know how much. And I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? So I crunch some numbers and I know they were wrong. Of course they're wrong.

But I was like, put it on the desk. I'm like, that company's probably gone now. Apparently they're still, they're called Share My Coach on Beach Boulevard in Stanton. If you're going to Huntington Beach, if you want to say, hey, you guys remember that fucking black account you had? That's insane. That's fucking hilarious. That job was so much stress. But my supervisor was the guy that would love the Daytona shit. He was one of those guys who drank a Coke every morning.

Not water. He did not drink water. Drink Coke. And his voice sounded like a goblin because he just smoked so much. And this dude, his name was Shane, he gave me a weed Jolly Rancher while I was working. And me, I'm thinking it's a Jolly Rancher. It can't be that powerful. Yeah.

It fucking destroyed me. It destroyed me. talking to like this lady while she was taking her lunch, uh, that works. She's like a receptionist. Then I started getting the tunnel vision. I was like, oh my God, I got to go sit down. I nearly passed out. I made it back to my desk and I was stuck and I was like, fuck. I hope the owner doesn't come in it. Because he would have just yelled at me because he doesn't give a fuck. He's like, he's crazy too. And so Shane was laughing at my ass. That's the kind of jobs I had. You know what I just realized? Yeah. Crazy flashback to Sears. I, I went on a date with this girl

at work there once. And then I never saw her again. She just never came back to work. What did you do? I don't think it was too bad. Check that. Look into that guy. I'm going to look into that guy.

I want to put in Me Too, hashtag Me Too Chris Reagan and see what pops up. No, like I just remember. I do. I seriously, I just remembered this. I was like, oh yeah. I, what the hell happened? What was that? Maybe I imagined it.

Maybe I was so overtired that I literally imagined the date. When he went on a date with nothing? It wasn't like, it was just like, random thing. It's like, hey, you want to get lunch? I was bored. You got a day with a fucking washing machine. He took her out. He took the walking thing out the store and went on an adventure throughout the mall with this

washing machine and then came back and was like, wow, I really like her. And then someone bought it that day. He takes the dolly and the washing machine to the food court. That's what I did. Genghis Khan or something, some Mongolian barbecue. Just dumping it on the washing machine.

That's some next level of shit, man. That's really tripping me out. I think he's like starting to console. Wait, did I do that? I did. I remember it. Chris, because you're the kind of person

that if someone tells you something's right enough, you'll start getting confused and believe it. So don't think about this too much. It's not good for you. That is a good point. Sherlock 93 rode in with a pretty standard question. I feel like I've seen this question a lot. He says, hello triplets.

Triplets. We're not related. Idiot. Puerto Rico is small. Hey, we're all one. Sherlock 93 wrote in, Hello Triplets. You're given a one-way trip time travel to the past.

to any year. Jesus. The writing in that's just so bad. Which year do you choose and why? Any year back, I guess. It's just one way. No, no, time travel to the past. Oh, to the past.

Sorry. It's one way, though. Like, you're stuck. It's like, it would have to be, it would have to be, uh, the 90s. You think so? Yeah, because I'm not going any further back than that. People don't realize, people don't realize how well we have it. Oh, yeah.

If you go back and you're stuck, like imagine not having plumbing or some shit. You go far back and. imagine you don't have fucking internet coming from here and not having that like imagine coming from right now where plumbing is a staple in american society to when there was nowhere around you have to go out of house all right hold on you have to go pretty far back to like that's like at least that's like the 1700s plumbing's a pretty ancient fucking thing it's not no it's not like modern plumbing with not in like with pipes and stuff right that's probably like the 30s 20s 30s or something when that show was finally realized.

I'm thinking like the 18, the late 1800s, early 1900s. Yeah. Those are the only people. Yeah, those are only the elite had plumbing like that, dude. Most people are still using outhouses and shit. I mean, like, until like maybe the 30s or the between the 30s and the 90s, 90s, 90s and there was no like actual electricity in houses. Yeah.

Early modern plumbing. In America, Boston pioneered the first water system in the mid-1600s. The first value type flush toilet was invented in 1738. Wow. So, yeah, but see, that's literally before America. You'll be, see, that's some shit that's like, no one had that. That will, you know what I mean? No one had that stuff.

Not in the, but you got a pretty big amount of time. I don't know. Like, I'm pretty sure, like, that's before America. So, like, any modern city, any modern city that was built, like 1776 or four has that. They weren't very modern cities. Like, dude. New York, bro, dude. Philadelphia, maybe.

They got built, but they weren't huge cities yet, Chris. They were like, they were. I understand that. But do you think. Do you think that they... It would take long for those... Do you think that they built New York and then tore it down and gutted it to put plumbing in?

They didn't do that. It was there... We have an old-ass plumbing system. It's like been slowly refurbished over time, but it's like it's the same ultimately. Yeah, I don't know. I think I would have to watch like a thorough document when it was actually like...

On shitting... But, no, like, say, at least I'm curious to know when it was publicly accessible and not just to the rich and powerful because that's typically where it all starts. Yeah. And it's like, oh yeah,

the fucking elite had the plumbing and then everybody else was still using outhouses and shit. Damn. Maybe not in New York. But if you had to be rich to live in fucking New York and like Philadelphia, when it was starting to be built up until like really nice cities with fucking lights and everything. When an industrial age happened, you definitely had to, you had to have money or you had to be working there. Oh, your ass was going fucking west trying to, you know, make some money over there.

Oh, that's true. Rush is happening. Everything is fucking popping. We got to go over there and farming and shit in the middle of the country. Yeah. And then getting shot by an Indian, you know. Native American. Oh, my God.

Okay. Native American. You know, you don't. Native Americans, like, don't even call themselves Native Americans? I don't even, I don't know. I met two Native Americans in my life, and they didn't look like Native Americans. They were black people. I'm part Native American.

And I wouldn't call it yet. Oh, wow, that's, that scares me. Puerto Rican is weird because it's like, my mom would tell me that, like, oh, you're part Native American. It's like, oh, Taino is the tribe from Puerto Rico. And Tijuana also. But it's like, but Taino just means Puerto Rican Native American. Literally is what that means. So you're an American Indian in Puerto Rico. That's what that

Taino means you're what you call it? Taino means you're a, you're a native to the Caribbean. Right. It's a natives to Caribbean. But like it's weird because technically all of them are technically Native Americans because people from Canada that are like been in Canada are technically Native Americans too.

Yeah. But it's weird. I didn't know. I thought they were called Native Canadians. Like a fucking like a person that's rational and just sooms it from, you know, but it's all America. It's all America. So pretty much Tainos because my grandmother had a whole fucking like three hour

conversation with this about me when I was younger. And I was like grandma. I don't care. I'm a black person. But she was like, what happened was she says, are people come from South America? And as they had boats, they came to the Caribbean first, and they stationed themselves there.

Yeah. Then they went throughout the regular islands. And then some of them started moving up slowly toward Mexico, but there were probably people already in Mexico. Yeah. So they started mixing and matching. And I was just like, cool. So your part Native American is like, technically, yes.

And I was like, wow, that's stupid. The thing is it's like there's stupid. The thing is it's just there's no difference. Like Puerto Rican and Native American in that context means the same thing. In that context of being native to America before people came here, yes. Right. Like you can't. You can distinguish it technically, but who really cares enough to do it?

Yeah. It's just too, like, I think I learned that part of my heritage way too late. I was like 15 and I was like, you've been raising me like a Hispanic boy. Like I'm sorry. It's too late for this. I'm not going to start doing like powwow dances. Yeah, I just say I'm Caribbean American with Hispanic descent also. That's it.

I'm Afro-C Caribbean with Hispanic descent. That's all it is. No, there you go. Wait, wait. But, like, you would go to the 90s? Well, yeah, yes, exactly. I was going to say, see, I would go to the 90s

because, first of all, um, okay, so that, like, my memory's not going to be wiped at all. I'm going to steal a lot of ideas. Um,

I'm going to, I'm going to fucking live like a king. Now, if I didn't want to have like a little cop out, like a scapegoat, like that, because that would be my legitimate answer if I had to, oh,

for sure, yeah. But like, if we want to be like in fantasy land or something, I would fucking bring, uh, I'd bring some guns with me, like shotgun, whatever, you know,

I just have some stuff that load up a backpack full of ammo and then I'd go to the fucking medieval times. I would go fucking, I would go to... Be unfair. Yeah, and then I would be like, look what I have. Worship me because they would think

I'm some type of fucking really wizard or whatever. I would be considered a god. They might kill you for that. They most likely will kill you. See, one person would challenge me and I would snipe him. And then they would be like, fuck, we don't have anything like that.

I'm not. going to challenge that because I know they like I know that people with bows and arrows are fucking amazing like the sharpshooters over there are pretty and they're actually really powerful you know like barring what how fucking video games are do you ever have an archer they're always weak but you have to be incredibly powerful to shoot a fucking long ball literally that shit will rip your arm up so like they're they can fuck some shit up but if I have some guns they're gonna be like let's not fuck with that guy you're just one person though you're underestimating I think an army

the military the violence I think you're underestimating how superstitious people were back then That's also very true These things are

Yeah If they see me with my modern clothes Like I'm wearing this My cut off fucking sweats And they see all these This bullshit all over me Like what is this This is alien technology

Like all this is all this is alien This is my fucking God right here Your tattoos Yeah and you need to worship this shit Now put me on walls start fucking start painting me and then you people I won't exist right because I'll be in the past

so you guys will be doing a snark tank by yourselves and then at some point I'm gonna I'm gonna be like right here make a mural or something of me and then you guys can be like what the fuck like what is this and I'm gonna know that you guys found like something of me that was just right under your apartment or something

some shit like some image of me like who the fuck is this guy like this doesn't even make sense That's weird. He looks like he's from our time, but this shit is fucking centuries old. You know it would be crazy because in doing that, you would single-handedly probably change the face of life for probably black people too. Because they're like, the people that look like this man had powers. These are gods. That's how you know time travel is just not possible because nothing like that's happening.

Well, it's not possible in the cyclical sense. Right. Yeah. Because the other way, because the theory is that you never go back to your own reality. Yeah, you're just creating branching that's because that I can I that's plausible I think that makes sense I learned that from X-Men actually there would be no reason to go back You know what I mean that's the whole point it's like if that's the case then there's no reason there's absolutely no reason there's no reason to go back and then come back I guess Yeah go back I'm like fucking I'm just gonna go back in this time and then see what happens here I guess see what happens if you prevent 9-11 or something

Yeah, but airports are better Yeah, it's really all that's probably gonna have where would you go back to Chris? Yeah It's a lame answer but 2007 honestly Yeah, that's or 2005 already know why 2005. Halo shit. No, no, not Halo shit.

Ween. 2005, because that's YouTube's start. Oh, so you want to have such a fucking leg up on everything. I would just like, I know where this is going.

You'd be an emperor. I would, I would be fucking palpitee. I would just steal every, every, it would be like, oh, what's Smosh doing right now.

I'll just do this. Oh my God. You know what you would do? I'll do the Pokemon. I'll do the Pongu Kiga things. The Nika Higa things? That'd be hilarious. To steal everyone's user name.

I'm going to, yeah, I'm going to make multiple channels, be Pewty Pie smosh fucking Fred Yeah who else And I'll steal them according to their times So like I know Oh I know this is gonna be popular at this time

Undercut all of them I'll be the only YouTuber And then no one will You'll all Bow to me Like you should have been doing for years Is basically what I would do You are evil

You have a just a natural fucking evil Insta Like you just You're just evil Like it's just Yeah because all I'm really doing is like preventing people from like living selling from ex-eating

inherently evil I don't get it like I don't like I would do the Pokemon theme song Lipsank video that Smosh did that put them on the map Oh my God they would do the stupid Fred video Sorry Jakey I'm taking your your uh what is it the ball The exercise ball

The exercise ball you do everything Have fucking like 20 YouTube channels You scream in front of the mic a lot and play video games You would just be pitify Not even what I would do is like you could No because people are smarter than that You can't be the person every time. Like you would have to, I would hire people to do it.

Oh. Now I'd be like, hey, listen. And then you get a cut. You get a cut of that. You know what? I might even just hire the people. Oh. And then you get a cut of their gym.

You'd become a trust. Yeah. You'd become your own. I would become your own. I would become a monopoly. I would become the ultimate. I'd be the Gary V. What is that called?

That's a bunch of horizontal expansion right there. You would just branch it to everything. Yeah, this motherfucker is sitting at the top of the top of the that's up. laughing your ass off. Ian Hick Cox and Anthony Padilla, they would be good at this. And they would get a message.

They're like, teenagers. They get a message like, hey, do this YouTube thing. I was like, what the fuck? And the funny thing is they're all going to be so grateful.

Yeah, like they don't know that they have no idea. Independent and way, have way more money. It would be literal because you wouldn't be shown. It wouldn't show your face. You would just be like the dark figure in the background. You're just,

you're some fucking silhouette. In a temple somewhere. In a temple somewhere just sitting down. I'd be a shadow. And then I would just, and then I'd be like, oh, 2016. I guess I'll start doing my thing.

Yeah, there you go. And they'll just do the same thing. I don't know, dude. Oh, man. I have one reason, but it's like, it's like a lame one that I don't want to, like, voice. And then there's, like, there. I would say I would,

I really fuck heavily with Motown. I fuck a Motown, and I really like funk. Okay. I love Funk, too. So I would love to go to, like, maybe the 60s, to see the explosion of Motown and Funk. Ah. Or, like, I would like, or the 90s and I'd like to go talk to Nas before he became like super famous like somewhere

in fucking fucking cream fucking you're gonna be fucking you're gonna be the vessel of hip hop someday what if that fucks him up though yeah I couldn't do that you can't interfere with that yeah I would just go back to the funk and get like a fucking perm my hair pick it out real high and then go with the fucking platforms the light colored shit on you would just have to take one of his friends and kill them and then take his place so that you or or or throw anything off balance or I wouldn't do that And I would just view the world from that perspective. But I don't want to be in the 70s because, you know, things get a little wily.

Got a little wily in the 70s and 60s. But I really want to go to like a fucking disco. I really, really want to go to like a pop and disco. You want to go to like authentic disco. Like that would be lit as well. Sounds like hell honestly. Disco was the worst. I disagree.

Okay. I disagree. You ever seen videos of people going to discos and how much fun they were having? I mean, they're all on drugs. But yeah, but, and? Well, I would just say, like... That doesn't take away from the fun. No, like, that enhances it.

No, like, it does. It does. I was saying that, like, I've been to, like, two raves in my life. If you don't do drugs like me, they're the worst thing ever. Yeah. But you go to them, and they're having the most fun ever, because they're all fucking on E, like, Molly or whatever the fuck. Ketamine. God, I got offered a lot of ketamine.

I was like, dude, I'm okay, guys. Have you been to one of those, like, silent raves? That's stupid. The dumbest thing. You've been to one? I think I've seen I stumbled into one I don't know how

What does that even mean? So here's what it is Everybody gets a pair of headphones And music is blasting in the headphones And then it's just It's just a room full of people Dancing with headphones But it's silent

So it just sounds like That fucking mummy trailer That came out where it's just full It's just folly It's just people like stepping around Like tap tapping And then like Oh yeah yeah

Yeah I see those like I see those like TikTok and shit Where they'll like take out the music Of like somebody dancing on stage And they'll just put the tap and shit.

Yeah. So it just, it just seemed really fucking awkward. I get, yeah, one of my favorite videos, some of my favorite videos on the internet are those videos of,

like, music videos with just the Foley. And it's just like, I think I saw the, the theme song to victorious, like the intro to victorious if it was just, yeah, like,

what was actually happening. Uh-huh. And it was just like, people, like, dancing and, like, she's, and then, like, occasionally, like,

her, like, singing softly off key, and then it's just cutting away. That's fucking gross. All of it is so good. Because that takes a lot of work to do, like, Foley work like that.

Like, that's an insane project that somebody, like, why would you bother doing that? You just have to know that that's going to be funny. Yeah. Like, I would never have the confidence to be like, this is going to be so funny. I'm going to spend months. On removing what it is? On, like, getting sound effects for this fucking stupid video. That's true.

It takes a lot of work. It's dumb. It's a dumb amount of work. Yeah. Yeah. 2005 is just like some perfect. Yeah, I would go to like... I'm not going to lie, though.

A lot of it is for just to see the Halo again. Of course. Actually, you know what? Also, I'd probably just try and get myself into that company. I'd be like, hey, let me help you. Don't touch three for three. No, three, no, three, I'm like, hey, listen, I'm here now. I can save you.

Don't do this. And you recite their ideas to know? I'll give them, I'll bring the game back. I'm like, this is what you end up making. Don't do this. Don't do this. Let me help you. Oh, man.

Let me help you. Or you just fucked me up. Or you know what I would do? Oh, this is another, another being nerthing. I would go back. to maybe the 80s. No, no, the 60s. And I'd be like, hey,

maybe you should make Spider-Man black, Stan Lee. Just maybe you should do that. What? Get out of here, Negro. You think he was... Oh, a Sosior, Negro? That's a great idea. And I'd be like, what? Really? Then I'd come back in Spider-Man would be black. And I'd be like, fuck, yeah.

Dude, he would be, I mean, he would be, like, so fucking celebrated. It would be literally, it would literally have altered the way the world is. Like, I kid you not with that one small thing The America would be very different Except you wouldn't have Spider-Man 3 I was gonna say I'm so what Oh interesting I'll give a Spider-Man for a black Spider-Man

Okay That'd be wily I don't know I would never I wouldn't do that for anybody Of course you wouldn't He's not Hispanic Miles Morales is more like me than fucking Peter Parker is So I don't care

Hey guys I don't care what you think I don't care about your accurate argument I'm doing this for me You're such a dumb guy Hey guys talking about the Sam Marie Spider-Man I don't know know if you noticed this. So my, my, my, my friend, Kristen, just showed me this last night. Now, I've always

missed this, uh, because I guess I kind of like the cinematography. And while, um, Green Goblin is whooping Spider-Man's ass, you know, and the final confrontation, uh, when he's whooping his ass, after he, like, uppercuts him, like, when he, like, falls and hits the ground, he makes the girliest squeal that is, and I was like, I can't believe I miss this. And she said her Her and her brother would always laugh their asses off. But he legitimately goes, ah, when he hits the ground. And I was like, how is this real? Is it Green Gobolin?

I didn't know. Yeah, the Green Goblin, like, uppercuts fucking Spider-Man, like, Peter. And then he, like, when he hits the ground, he makes the girliest squeal. You can't imagine. And I was like, I can't believe this isn't dubbed. Like, this is real. And I missed it. When you're going to see it, you're going to see it, you're going to, you guys listening.

I think I remember it. I know what you're talking about. I remember it exactly. That's the thing is like, it's so. It's such a, like, out of, it's such a fucking, like, pathetic noise that- I'm a hero. Yeah. I mean, I think it's supposed to be. That's the intention is that he's like, he's getting his fucking, he's like,

he can't even keep up the fucking facade anymore. Helpless puppy, dude. Because Pete Parker is tough? He's not a tough guy. Yeah, it's like, he's not, he has a lot of heart, but he, like, he's not, like, he's not. It reminded me a lot of, actually, in Homecoming. Was it, was it homecoming? Was it, homecoming? Was the first one?

Yeah. Homecoming. The first one was Homecoming. Yeah, the other one is far from homecoming. Right, right, right, right. Like, I remember, like, in the first, in Homecoming, like, when he's, like, under the rubble and he's, like, whimpering. Yeah, he's scared. He's a little kid.

It was, like, so pathetic. Yeah. But it was, like, accurate. Man, I miss fucking, the buff 90s Spider-Man. The cartoon. Yeah, the Peter Parker. No. The animated series because.

Christopher Daniel Barnes. He has no business. He looks like he's fucking. He's like a bodybuilder. He looks like a bodybuilder that is a senior in college. And he's, like, fucking just getting out of high school. Like he's just... Why she ain't, May?

Huh, and May. I don't know what I'm gonna do with this one. Like Eddie Brock's like trying to give, or like Flash Thompson trying to give him the business and Peter Park is like way bigger than him. He's just as big. Dude, he's bigger as Peter Park than he has as Spider-Man. I'm pretty sure. He is pretty sure. Without a doubt.

He's ridiculous. I love that show though. That show is so good. That show is like I've watched it recently like a few times and I literally, if I don't pay complete attention to what I'm watching, I will get lost. Hey, because it's so fast-paced. I want to, um, do you guys remember the ending of that series? Yeah, he meets Stan Lee. So he meets, okay, so to you, did the series feel like it ended?

No, because he went to look for Mary Jane. You're supposed to find her. Yeah, and then it just ended. Yeah. I felt like it ended. Yeah. I felt like it ended only because, I've had this debate with other people.

Here's the thing. Okay, hold on, hold on. I get what you mean. I feel like it ended solely because how the hell do you meet fucking Stan Lee and then continue from that? You know what I mean? Like that's such a trump card to the point where it's like, that is clearly, this is over. I do agree that he should have went on to find Mary Jane and it felt incomplete because like, oh, there should be more of this.

But it wasn't like, it felt more like of, it felt more like, oh, this is over, but like, you know. There's more to come about that. There's like either a sequel series coming or, you know, it's just sort of implied that there's some adventure that happens afterwards. Like any cliffhanger, you know what I mean? Where it's like, this is a complete story and it ends. but like maybe there's like room for expansion. I feel you. But yeah,

I would agree. I would have loved to see him find Mary Jane. Because Mary Jane fell into a fucking portal, fucking under the fucking bridge. It was so unresolved because that was the whole reason why he was portal jumping in the fucking first place. Yeah, for sure. And all of a sudden like, all right,

now you, in this world where you're just a fucking superhero, you're a comic book character. All right, let's go find her. Bye. It's done. And I was like,

no, no. I felt like, I felt like, There's a lot of times because I know what you're saying. I get it. I totally get it. MJ melted as water MJ.

Oh, yeah. No! It's the ending of Halo 2, like, where it's like, damn, there's clearly, this feels not finished. But it's also kind of cool. But at least you know that there's a sequel. Well, at the time, you didn't, really. Did you not? Anything could have happened.

Halo 3 was obvious, Chris. It was obviously going to happen, but like, you don't know how the Xbox 360 could have launched. That's true. It could have been a fucking mess. It's a miracle that it wasn't, actually. That's a good point, I guess. Yeah, yeah, that's good point. But, like, yeah, I don't know.

Like, I thought for, but that's the thing. Like, I thought for sure there was going to be a sequel series. And there was, and it was terrible. What you mean about, like, the Hill-Spitman Unlimited? I remember Spider-Man Unlimited? I didn't hate Unlimited, though. Or did Spider-Man, was Unlimited. It was limited.

So terrible. I didn't hate Unlimited because I was little. And I liked how, like, I liked how gelatinous that Venom and Carnage was. Like, they were, like, just straight up, like, gooo. Like, they would turn into fucking goop and slide around. I just hated it. And they had all the furries. Yeah, wow, great.

I love it. And it made me happy. And they were getting beat up. So that made me happy. You know, that made my heart sing. So I liked, the only thing I liked about that show was the, I thought the costume was kind of cool. The nanobot costume.

The nanobot costume. I thought it was cool. But then also like, I just like that voice actor for Spider-Man. Was he the same voice actor? Yeah, it's Christopher Daniel Barnes. He did, he did the voice for Spider-Man, the animated series, Spider-Man for Spider-Unlimited, and he did the Spider-Man voice for the PS-1 games that came out by it that were developed by never seen.

Yeah at the time. NeverSoft. I love that name Neversoff. It's so good. Never. That is one of the few

video game animations that really like I always remember. It's just like an eyeball and like the fucking spike that goes through it. It's just so fucking cool. That's pretty dope. Metal is shit.

Never soft was the fucking 90s man. Yeah. Like damn. Whatever we think about it. I think somehow I don't even remember how Tony Hawk's Pro Skater was mentioned. I don't remember why. It might have been because of

oh that Jesse Smallett thing that I shared where it said Jesse Smallett's pro faker. Somebody, I think, replied to it just saying, so here I am doing everything I can. And then they were kind of doing like an offshoot, like a parody to Jesse Smallet. And I'm just like, I love that, man. I love that immediately when you think of Tony Hawk,

you think about that fucking Goldfinger song, like, or like Dead Candies or something. I feel like a lot of music that I eventually ended up listening to was through video games like that, like that. Like that and like crazy taxi Crazy taxi Gave me a lot of music definitely Crazy taxi was fucking man that was I spent

There wasn't enough There wasn't a lot to do in that game But I spent way too much time playing it You know what I mean? It's a fun game It's an arcade game It's like designed specifically to be As replayable as possible

Yeah So like you just It's so absurd The shit that your car Your car Goes up The physics of the car And crazy taxi is like

Totally fucked It's totally broken but it's like some of the most satisfying driving controls in anything still. I remember when I started getting good at that game. Because I remember when I played before, like I'd always never make it anywhere. I never drop anybody off. And then there was a one point where I was like,

I dropped off like four people. I'm still going. This is only like one quarter in. Oh yeah, he's still. Man, and I was like, I would just be fucking, I would be mauling people in the street.

I had to be tearing down shit. I remember the one when you drove up the building and you hit fucking King Kong off the fucking building. And I was like, yo, I need to be stopped. It's so fucking fulfilling. I love that game. Those are such good games, honestly.

Like Crazy Taxi, I feel like is a very, I feel like it's not really talked about that much. But it's a fucking great video game. It's a very great memories, honestly. That is like as close to you can get as like, now maybe that's too high praise. What? I was going to say it's as close to you can get to it as like a modern Tetris.

Where like, it just feels like the gameplay of it is just so inherently like fun. Yeah. That it's really. hard to put down. Maybe it's not like Tetris level because Tetris is like a perfect video again. But like I don't know, Crazy Taxi I think is like super I think up there as a perfect video game is like I'm, you guys are gonna probably

think I'm crazy for this but I really think that Mario card is pretty close to a perfect video game. You're fucking awesome. I think Mario, as it's like it's a game. It may not be the best racing game ever may have the most dynamic mechanics but as a game anyone can just play and have fun for the most part that game is a game where pretty much anyone can play and have a good time.

I guess. Non-gamers can play that game and have a fantastic time. I had a lot of fun. And then competitive people can play that game and you can be good at it. Like, I think it's a pretty great video game actually. I never, I never liked Mario Kart.

I had a lot of fun with it. I love that game. I love fucking Rainbow Roadman. Even, even the newest one. I play with my girlfriend and her like cousins and stuff like that. And we have a fantastic time just playing the game. And my girlfriend's not a gamer.

She likes like fucking simple games like Animal Crossing, which I love too. I'm not going to act like I don't. But like, right. Right, right. It's just, I play that game and I have a great time every time I play it because it's just,

it's just such. a good, it's like, it's like almost up there with smash. It's like, smash is almost up there too. It's like, this is a good game. Like, anyone can play this game for the most part and have a fun time playing it. Smash Brothers is a game specifically for competitive people. Not exactly. That's not a fun game for not exactly.

That's not, I'm telling you. Not exactly. I mean, I feel like you're not going to catch like old, like, I don't think you would catch my mom playing smash. I feel you. I feel like it's such an ease of access of a fighting game. I think for a fighting game particularly it's such a it really isn't. I think it is. It's very simple.

I have no comment because I've only, I think it's very simple. I've only played, and to a lot of people, it's probably blasting me, I've only played the original. And I've just skipped all of the other ones. And I see it and it looks fun, but I'm like, I'm so far behind, I need to learn this shit on my own. The problem with that, yeah, that's a problem. That game has so many iterations that are also kind of very different,

but slightly different, but not very that different at the same time. Yeah. That'd be like jumping into, like, if you played melee and you try to play all this, man, you'll be like, what the fuck is this game? And first of all, there's like 500% more characters. And then like just the way you move is, it's, it's very, I wouldn't just jump into that one. You got to play through all the other ones first to get to where we are now.

I'll get into it. I will get into it eventually. I just need to buy another switch because I had it on day one and then I played a little. I just, I didn't have enough time. And then I got mad at fucking Breath of Wild for a second. Just because of like one little quest, just maybe mad. because somebody asked me to do something when the world was at stake. And I'm like, you want me to do something stupid for you when I need some information.

I turned it off. And I was like, I'll come back to this way later. Chase Blauvelt wrote in. He says, did you dudes see parasite? If not, you should. If so, I'd like to know your reactions to the absolute temper tantrum that certain people through. I don't know if you saw that video that went around of that dude who was like screen. That's like that dude bro.

The neck beard dude. Sorry, not dude, bro. He went nutty. I saw that on, I actually, I caught that on a Phil DeFranco. Yeah. Yeah. I thought it was fake for a second. He seems fake.

It seems super, it seems like. I hope it's not real, because no much of compose themselves like that. Come on. It totally seems like a satire. For sure. I need to pull up this tweet that I saw from like extreme conservative guy. And it sucks because it's a dude's a brother. And I'm like, all right, man.

You are, what are you saying? But I got to pull this up. The male rage? No, because he's talking about Parasite and, like, about winning all these Oscars and why he's so, he's so, like, angry. And I got to pull, it's really important for me to read this. It was a great movie, though. Parasite?

I didn't see it. It was a really good movie. I liked Parasite. What did you, did you, you saw it? I didn't see. I saw most of it. I kind of fell asleep during it because I was just tired. But I think I thought of probably.

That doesn't sound great. Well, I fell asleep. It was a good movie because I was just tired. But, like, it was a great movie. I mean, I think. I can't believe that it was better than Jojo Rabbit because, like... I liked the Jojo Rabbit claim that movie was amazing. All right, so check this out.

So this guy, John Miller, says, a man named Bong Joon Ho wins hashtag Oscar for Best Original Screenplay Over Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and 1917. Acceptance speech was great honor. Thank you, like he's quoting it. Then he proceeds to give the rest of his speech in Korean. these people are the destruction of America What does that even mean?

The Koreans? Of all people? Oh my God. What does he mean? Just giving his acceptance speech in his own language? Like, what? What? How is that?

That is the most hyperbole ever. There's nothing more. Like, that's the destruction of America. That. He gave his acceptance speech. Dude, it's literally the personification of the American dream is literally what you just saw. You saw somebody come from like someplace completely different, make something that is valued by a country that is completely foreign to him.

Yeah. Like that's like literally American dream shit. That's literally why. You come here and make something amazing, right? Yeah. Like how does that not like, how does that not register to you as something that's awesome? It's,

it is the most ass-backward thing. And, you know, something else that spawned from all this argument was, uh, subtitles. A lot of people were talking about subtitles because, oh yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, there was, um, I think I have a tweet about that too, because, uh,

there was people complain, because there's a bunch of people that always defend subtitles, which is fine. But there's some other people that are like, they say that dubs are superior. Now, here's my take on it is, if we're talking about live action, that's absolutely not true ever.

Like, it can never be true. Dubbing something versus just having the subtitles under it when it's live action because it doesn't match the fucking app. It doesn't match at all. And usually it's completely often done by like people that are extremely underpaid so they don't care. True. And it's always terrible.

Always. So I always prefer the subtitles in life. live action. I do subs always and everything for the most part. Now, the reason why I don't do subs in everything, like say the reason why, how I discovered Dragon Ball Z was through Tsunami. So that was through Dub. And so I always mess with those voices versus the subs because that's what I grew up with. Yeah, for Dragon Ball, that's a different case. Dragon Ball. Dragon Ball Z is unique, though, because Dragon Ball Z is one of, one of the few things that I think honestly just sounds objectively better in English. I think it's Dragon Ball

Z and there's Cowboy Bebop. Those two sound better. I watched Cowboy Bebop in Japanese. You did? So like I didn't, I didn't hear the English. Spike Spiego's voice is amazing. I'm sure it probably is. But like, I think just the, I don't know, like, I remember growing up with Dragon Ball Z

and like those, like Sean Shemel and Chris Sabid. Yeah. Fucking all those people are like really ingrained in my head. Yeah. To the point where like I remember seeing the Japanese dub for the first time or the Japanese, I guess it's not a doubt. Yeah. But the Japanese version.

Yeah. And it was gross probably. Like, it's not even that. Because I can accept something if something just sounds different, right? Like if it's just like a different voice, it's like, okay, that's fine. Like, I think the ocean dub with fucking Brian Drummond is Vigita is kind of amazing. It's not bad. Like in certain places.

I don't remember the ocean dub that much, honestly. I think it was the ocean dub, right? With Brian Drummond is a Virginia? You're correct. He came back his copy of Vegeta in Dragon Ball Super, which was awesome. But I think it's just so many of the choices are just bad, like in the Japanese. Goku sounds as a girl. Goku is a girl.

Goku is literally a girl. Goku is literally just straight up a woman and it's like distracting. And like King Kai sounds like he's on Ambien. Even though like, and King Kai will like scream. He'll have these like screaming animations. But he'll just be like. So just chilled out.

And he'll just be like, and it's like, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah. You're not even like, I feel like you didn't even look at the animation that you're dubbing over because you just don't, you don't know what you're doing. Yeah, I don't like. Like, I don't like Goku's voice in Japanese at all.

I hate it. He just sounds screechy. He sounds screechy. Like, it's just so annoying. And then, like, everything else is, like, more or less take it or leave it. It's fine. Like, Freeza, I think sounds fine. Yeah.

Freezer sounds better in Japanese, I think, actually. Like, I remember his American voice, but his laugh in Japanese. Oh, oh, oh, ho. I love that shit. It is a good laugh. I love it. But, like, yeah, I think with that one, that one's, like, one of the rare exceptions. I'm stuck in between.

And I think it's because, like, the, I, what I prefer, it depends on, what I experienced first. And like, say, for example, I was watching Attack on Titan and I was watching One Punch Man. So when those were coming, being rolled out, it was rolled out in their original. So I was doing the subtitles.

And I was like, I was cool with all the voices. And then I wanted to check out the dubbed and I was kind of, I was like, this is gross. Especially in Attack on Titan because there's Micasa. And in that version, the dub version, they call her mikasa. And it, drove me insane because I was like, why would you change the name?

Her real name is my house. It's not, it's M-I-K-A-S-A. It's Japanese. Yeah, Japanese. Yeah, she's like the only Japanese person in that, in that thing. She's the only actual Japanese person. Yeah, she's only, yeah. And that's what's funny about the, they did a live action once of, of, of, of that,

of attack on Titan and everyone's Japanese in it because it was just Japanese, it was filmed in Japan. So I'm like, that kind of ruins the entire premise of her character. There are certain things that I think translate better. I think One Punch Man specifically is something that should be in Japanese because it's a... The whole thing is a mockery of anime tropes. Yeah, it's fantastic. It's like literally the whole thing.

So like that whole speech, there's like one scene in One Punch Man that's like really great. What? Is that with the purple dude? No, no, no. It's when like him and his cyborg friend, I can't remember the names. Oh, Genos. Genes.

Yeah. They're talking and like Genesis is giving this like big speech about like why he wants to be the best or whatever and it takes like three straight minutes and it's just like really dramatic Japanese speech and it just keeps cutting back to Saitama and he just looks like bored and like out of his mind he just wants to die yeah like that wouldn't translate well in English because those speeches don't happen in English yeah yeah like that's an entirely Japanese thing yeah there's definitely something like the the the the the dramatization yeah in the language it's just cut so much deeper. I love it. That's why I don't like anime anymore, actually. That made me not like anime anymore,

because I feel like that's not how people interact so much. Uh-huh. So I just don't like anime because of that. It's a style. I've grown out of it. I see what you're saying. It's a style. But you play like persona and that's like full of the same shit. But persona is such a good story. It's such an insanely good story that I'm like, I can deal with this. Because the interactions with people persona seem like people are talking opposed to like, yeah, they do. I disagree. I disagree. All right. We disagree fundamentally because I walked in on the, I can, I can deal. I I played the game. Every time I walk in on him playing persona,

it's the most stilted, awkward, cringy dialogue I've ever fucking seen. I disagree. And there's like a fucking 10 minute pause between every fucking sentence. You see, that's ridiculousness. That's just where you get to the point

where like, whatever. Like I was saying, like I was saying, what'd you call it? Persona feels like, it's like, this is a good story.

And like, the way the characters interact is like real interactions. Like, they're more in-depth interactions with people. Like, every person,

has a social link with other people. So it depends on how close these people will get that they reveal certain things about each other with each like. It's a growth in the relationship. So that's why I like I like persona a lot. I've also played a lot of persona games and I've gotten more used to it.

You're inoculated. See, for me it's like I've walked into a fumigation. Oh, what is that? You know, it's like what is? When you say it like that, it seems if it's fact. Yeah. Well, you've just been sitting here

in this fumigation for years. Wow, so I'm just used to the fumes. Yeah, fumes have damaged your brain into thinking that it's normal dialogue. Wow. I think, I think, I think, I kind of get what both of you guys are saying because I had an interesting, it just kind of popped in my head. I remember playing Diablo too. And then sometimes you'd go in certain areas and everybody's meeting up and it's like this chaos realm or whatever the fuck was happening. It's been so long since I played.

There's so much shit going on. But I understand what's happening. Now, if somebody walked in, they'd probably be, what the hell is this? This is stupid. Like, there's just too much shit moving around. I feel dumb. Now, I also remember doing that because I wasn't playing World of Warcraft at all, but one of my friends was like all into it. And then whatever the fuck he was, I walked in.

And all I saw was a bunch of numbers flashing and a bunch of shit happening. I was like, this is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen. Like, why does anybody like this? Like, I don't get. But then I was thinking, and then it just made you think about it. I was like, wait a minute. That's what I was. I was that, the, even Diablo too.

Like, I was so into it. I understand what's happening. And so I'm excusing all of the chaotic bullshit and all the mess. that's on the screen. Yeah. And I'm saying kind of how like, you're so enthralled and you know about the persona.

Yeah. That it gives me an inherent bias. Yeah, you coming into this because I probably the same way. Like when I see like really cheeby bullshit or anime or something when, you know,

and when I just hear it because a lot of them, I don't know a lot of the voice actors. I can't tell a lot of them differently, especially if there's a villain because they all sound like, me, oh,

me, me, no, me, you know, they all sound like that. That's pretty accurate. That's actually scary. And I'm like, is that the same person for everything?

Is this the same guy? Because they sound so similar. And that's the only thing that I'm like, I'm not racist. I can tell different voices apart. Even if in different languages, I can tell. But this one perplexes me because that villain voice. I cannot believe you just said, I'm not racist. But when it comes to this.

particular medium from this particular group, they happen to all sound and or act alike. Do you think this is something that I've actually thought about a lot where it's like, do you think that people, because there's a lot of like anime snobs, right, who will just, who will not allow, like, if you watch like a dub of anything, it's just like, what the fuck are you doing? Deathsons. Yeah, of course. I wonder if people think that Japanese dub sound better. are, like specifically

in regards to the Dragon Mall one, because like, I just think it's objectively worse. So, like, when people are like, oh, it's just it sounds way better in Japanese, I have to assume that because it's not their native language, they can't actually tell

how good the people are acting. Absolutely. I 100% agree. You know what I mean? I agree. I agree with that. Because, like, I could hear an English movie, right? And I'll be like, that acting is terrible. Yes. Because I understand how interactions work in English. But if that movie was like in Japanese,

like I have no idea. You can tell how the writing is. You can tell like how the, how it's right now. Exactly. Like I have a great, uh, example of that.

Uh, so I watched the entire, I watched it, uh, Sons of Anarchy like twice, the entire seasons, or the series. And,

uh, there's a part where they go to Ireland. And then there's an Ireland, Ireland chapter and everything. And I didn't think anything of like, how they were speaking. Yeah. Like,

whatever. There's, they're just, have Irish accents. My friend, She lives in Ireland and she was telling me she was crying laughing at how bad the accents are and I'm like I had no idea Yeah, exactly that's that's everywhere though. It's like if like I'm probably never gonna know how good someone sounds in Japanese because I don't speak Japanese I can't really have a frame of reference to it Yeah reference is other people just speaking that exact same way so what I'm saying is like I think that it's very possible that a lot of the dubs

Yeah or a lot or or a lot of the not maybe not a lot I think like a lot of maybe the some of the A lot of the Japanese shows that people watch and are really snobby about, there's a pretty good chance that some of them have probably acted pretty poorly. I agree. It's possible. But it's also, we have to admit our bias

because we don't speak that language. No, for sure. Like, we hear it in English. You're like, well, that sounds better. I mean, I think, but I think specifically a lot of Japanese versions do sound better, specifically because I can't tell.

Yeah. You know what I mean? That's also very true. That's where it's like, oh, that sounds good, I guess, because I don't know if it, I can't tell it sounds bad. I imagine that would be the same for music, too, because they're like, oh, this song sounds like, for instance, like, I don't speak Spanish

very well at all. So what happens is when I hear Spanish music, I kind of inherently dislike it because of the fact it's like, I can't tell how good this person is at the music they're making. Yeah. Like I just, I hate Spanish music all my heart. I like it specifically because I just can't tell. I hate it. I hate it.

It's like one of my least very genres of music, actually. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. And it makes me angry because the fact is that, like, Puerto Rico is so small.

those people making that music might be related to me. That's so even bothers me even deeper. So that might be like one of my fucking distant cousins. So like I just hate it because it doesn't sound good to me. Look, I hate too much repetition. Like if it's so. So reggaeton, dubstep, like there are certain things that like it's the same basic beat.

They say like dubstep is using the same drum patterns. Same jump form with same four four. And then so reggaeton obviously the same thing. So I'm always like, fuck this. Do something else. It just annoys me. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm not a big fan of racqueton. I hate it all my. I don't really like that dance stuff, though, either. I don't like anything that's meant to be, anything that's meant to fill the void of gasoline. It's just like, it's just not something that I care to listen to. But I like Spanish music, but it's more just like the. Depends on who sing. I like Norteno music, you know, all the Mexican, the cowboys and the cartel people.

Oh, my God. They make all that like, um, ring con Cintin. and it's yellow. Yeah, yeah. And the fucking accordion gets in there. See, I grew up in La Harbor and all these motherfuckers from like Sonora. And so they brought over all that shit. And then at first when I was young, I'm like, man, what is this shit?

But then it just starts to infect you. Now I'm working at all these jobs where all these dudes, that's all they listen to. And now you heard me do that. Like, I like Ramon Ayala. And he's the fucking, he's the Steve Vi of accordions. You know, like he's the fucking guy. I'll be you. Yeah, it's, it's weird.

Spanish music is bizarre because it's like I guess it's like any music really where it's like there's just like a lot of styles of it like Spanish rap is terrible Spanish rap is like the worst rap I like I like I like Cumbia I like Cumbia I like Cumbia Cumbia I mean Cumbia Cumbia

It's Cumbia Those have some great I like I like great music Yeah I like I like I'm gonna sound like a fucking loser but I love Selena That he's made so much great music her music just sounds really really really good To me it's like Bibi Bumbo D bumble bum bum. That's a nice song. I like it a lot.

Beed-Bee-Bum-Bum-Bum-Bum. I don't, what the fuck is that? You know that song. You know that song. I have no fucking idea. I have literally that's, that beat literally like in. You need to go watch. A Sarah Hay, the ketchup song? No, no, not even close. You need to go watch the lead. Do you remember that song? Or like, I associate the cup, the ketchup song with Harry Potter for some reason because

they were popular around the same time. Oh, okay. Do you remember that song? No. It's the worst song I think I've ever heard of my life. I was going to say nobody wants to remember that song. Do you remember it? Yeah, the fact that I, I vaguely remember it and I'm trying to suppress it Because I don't want it to come back into my Hey hey hey put that shit up don't do it don't do this

I'm not gonna put it up I'm not gonna put it up I don't want anything Just look it up to affect me right now I'm Maria Estefan I love I'm amazing I'm in love with her like I love her dude Dude I didn't even know she's saying in English Yeah for the longest time oh yeah she has hits man No I know but like popular here yeah I know but like when I was a kid I would just hear like all the Spanish songs I was like I like this okay her Spanish music is better

definitely because it's it's like spanish soul music for her yeah but then over here it's like very pop like um feel like get on your feet that's one of my favorite songs ever and my grandmother would play conga kanga yeah my grandmother would play those songs and we would dance freaking bachata to it like in our like every typical spanish person you would dance with like the little kid and she would dance that music together and that's one of my favorite memories ever is i fucking love gloria stephan yeah she's She's fantastic. I love Carlos Santana. Like every time he's on a track, it's magical.

He's so good with the guitar. Carlos Santana made a song with the nickelback singer that was fucking great. How the hell do you do that? I miss that. It was into the night. Yeah. It was like, I remember like it. Maybe it's not good, and I just remember liking it a lot, but I swear to God.

Santana's guitar might be amazing on it. Santana guitar is pretty great on it. How many of you listen to Matchbox 20? I actually, I actually, I'll. I'll be real. That's the whitest band that I... It's... I listened to a couple of their songs, but they were so bland. I didn't understand what they're so fucking popular.

There's only one song that I listened to from that band, and it's purely... Purely, purely, because I'm an associative... This is so fucking sad. What? When I was... It was like 2007, it was like early YouTube. It was early YouTube.

And I remember just like I was trying to get all the skulls in Halo 3, and I was like looking up a tutorial. And the tutorial to get all the Halo 3 skulls, specifically for this one, like, I would have been your daddy skull. It was like the most tedious skull to get. Had this Matchbox 20 song as like the background for it because I guess they just didn't know what to put. And you just kept listening to it over and over again

to the point where I just liked it. Oh, that's sick. It was how far we've come. How far we've come by Matchbox 20. Any songs like that? You've listened to so many times you have actually. I just like this now because I listen to it so many times. I can, um, I'm on the spot.

I can't think of anything right now. You know, which one of this for me, Signorita, with one of the Jonas brothers and I think it's Camila Cabello. I hate that song for so long but I heard it so often that I was like, I just like this song. It's not a bad.

And Lana Del Rey. What do you call? A summertime sadness? I hated that song. I hate that song. I hate that song at all. I have actually, I love Mono D'Rae.

My ex-girlfriend loved damn. I forgot her name. She has a song called Heart Attack. Demo Lovato. Demi Lovato. So she loved Demi Lovato. And I'm like,

what is this shit? But since I got her the album and all this stuff And that song It was out the range It really started to impress me Like the fucking chorus Like her range

I was like I kind of get I only know that song She's a good singer But she starts yelling sometimes She gets like a little too loud And it starts getting like a little out of control for me Yeah I don't like I can't even

Because I only know that fucking She probably does it on that song too I just remember the chorus I feel like that's like every That happened Every every Green Day record After American 88 Where I'll listen to it

I'm like this sucks and then I'll like go to sleep and maybe I'll put it on and then you're like you kind of and I'm like I kind of like it It's bad It's not good like I don't really like it But like I'll listen to it

Now is it's it's just catchy to me It's just like It scratches something That's a lot of trap music for me Like I don't like I'm like a very hip hop snob Like I'll go on Twitter and go on rants About like how this person that's amazing a rapper It's not an amazing rapper

Yeah they're fucking trash actually I do that to end I love it I love making fun of new age rappers Billy Isles is such a shit rapist I can't stand her fuck her stupid white face shit okay oh wait cool

and then like what you call then like I find myself listening to fucking like 21 Savage like bump into it I'm like what the fuck am I doing I don't like this kind of music and then I put on like good rap and I'm like what did I like

why did I like that I still don't understand Twin One Savage like I remember when they revealed the MK 11 trailer that shit that song goes hard and I was just like first I was like what the hell why are you putting this bullshit over like like intense combat over this fucking scissor fucking sounding rapper like he sounds he's all like straight up coding after watching this shit enough i'm like i kind of get it and then he also he he references

everything that's happening so i was like i kind of get it but then also like you see you go back to other shit like you can go back to like um listen to illmatic or stillmatic or something and from there and you're like this is fucking pure this is art this is great and this is absolute garbage you can do that with anything but let me tell you something one of the best fucking trap songs best fucking trap beats anything is panda from designer yeah it's a good beat that fucking song i'm talking about even even his even his flow is even though he's kind of mumbling his flow is fucking go back and listen that song i was that song a thousand times that's one of my favorite like and i when i first heard it i was laughing i was like what is this fucking future who's

who's this who's this asshole you know what's the guiltiest pleasure song that you listen to that you just know it's just like you know objectively it's just garbage i don't think it's a really good song but like I don't I can't wait by uh which I think he's by the new shoes are you sure I think it's about a new shoes what did they do like what's their genre it's like pop I think it's like new shoes is it new shoes yeah this this song that song slash it's new shoes N-U-S-H-O-O-Z oh like new like new metal kind of yeah new shoes I can't wait that is you can look that up if you're interested in hearing that yeah I put that song and I start bump into it It's super like, but it's a song that you think is good.

Yeah. Okay, what song I think is bad that I listen to? Oh, it's bad and you're kind of, you'd be kind of ashamed to like. Yeah, because there are songs that I definitely like think are bad that I'll still listen to because they sound kind of like they have like that head scratching like, uh, scratches like a part of my brain that I like. I don't know. I'm trying to think. I know there's definitely has to be at least one.

I think, uh, burning up by, uh, uh, Jonas Brothers. I think that's a good song. Really? I, I kind of, it's not a great song. It's really catchy. and then whoever that asshole is that's rapping I fucking I want to slap There's a difference between a good song and a catchy song

I think that's what I mean It's like a song that you like to listen to Because it's catchy but you know is bad The song with Kanye West and Lil Pump Oh uh I'm a dick suck I like a dixie dude I made that up

You made that up I never ruined that song for me You ruined that song for me I cannot hear that song and I hear I'm a dick suck I like a dick suck That's what I think of in that song now all the time You fucking ruined it for me What's that what's the name?

of that song. I don't remember. Love it. I love it, I think. Really? I think it's just called I love it. Weird. I'm a dick suck. I like a dick suck. I love it. It's probably the skirt. That's right. I made a, because Jordan Peterson had that AI, that voice thing. So I made him do that. Like, I'm a sick fuck. I like a quick fuck. I made him do that. That was, that was a good time. I missed that thing.

That AI was so cool. I never got a chance to fuck around with the Jordan Peterson. Got shut down too quick. Jordan Peterson, I was so pissed off because he fucking wrote that huge diatribe about how dangerous it is and blah, blah, blah. And then the person took it down, respect. It is kind of dangerous. But also, it's like, come on. Dude, there was so much joy. I just have fun with it, you know.

It's probably the most joy that he's contributed to anyone. Really? Really? I agree to that 100%. Yeah. I'm a dick suck. I like a dick suck. I want a dick suck.

Please give me a dick suck. My whole Spotify is just full of that shit, honestly. Like terrible shit? Just terrible shit. shit that I just know is catchy. Ah. Yeah. That'll just fuck me out.

Can you give an example? The one, the one thing that I think is the worst one objectively. The worst song that I, the song that I know is the worst that I think is catchy and then I'll, I have on my Spotify and I'll play it occasionally. Is that fucking Chun Lee song? Oh, by, uh, Nicky Minaj.

That's a good song. That's a bad song. No, it's not that bad. And she's, she's, she, really hard. I like her fucking, uh, the, uh, her bars. Dun, dun, da, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Yeah, yeah. I don't remember what she's saying.

but I like that shit. It's a fun rhythm. The rhythm is fun, but then, like, you just hear it's like, what the fuck are you saying? And then it ends with, like, she's like, give me the fucking Wi-Fi. I'm like, shut the fun. Oh, it's such a stupid. The thing is that that song, that first verse begins and it starts hard. Like, the first verse starts hard, but then it starts going downhill. Like in the middle of it.

You're like, oh. That chorus is good, though. It's like a, it's like a catchy. It's not even what she's saying. It's just like the rhythm of it. It's just like, I love that. I love that. I love that.

I heard that. I heard that. And I was like, you know what? I fuck with that. I totally, I totally, I don't know. I feel like I have a lot of,

like, I don't know, I feel like I have a giant pop mix. I don't think those are bad songs, honestly. I'm gonna go out on the record and say that. You know what's actually, we're bands aren't that bad.

Yeah, I mean, there's, well, there's some, one direction is pretty bad. I think they're the worst one. Some of those songs are,

because they were just like, they were just like, one direction was like, if boy bands were Jason Maraz. It's just like so low energy. And so, it's like, it's so,

I didn't like any other stuff I mean but maybe I didn't hear all of their fucking I didn't hear their obscure shit They just sound like they just sound like Something you would hear in like a SpongeBob episode Oh my God If it wasn't as good Because

Because Spongebob episodes have some good tunes Yeah I didn't like that I like a song that I would never bump in my car You know that would be a shame to listen to you It's called Irresistible by Jessica Simpson Oh my God I would never I would never

But bro that fucking chorus goes so fucking hard. You go back and listen to that song. That chorus is a good chorus. And the beat's pretty dope, has this nice fucking little arpeggio over it or the sweeping shit. You know what?

Those Disney Channel movies that would come out and they would have like their famous actor and they would have them sing some fucking song and they would put it on in the middle of commercials

like Supernova Love from a what is it? It's a, oh my God. Zeno. Is it Zenon? Is it Zenon? Girl from Future? What hell is that?

No. It sounds like a fucking alien. What is that? I talk about a girl that lives on Mars or some shit. Oh, so, okay. It's stupid. But, like, they had, like, some pretty good bops. I think there was this one with, uh...

The Boys in Motion? The Boys in Motion. I love that shit. Annalise Vanderpull, who was like, I think this, this, this... I think she was the... Some girl on That's So Raven. I think she was the friend, Chelsea. I can't believe I remember that name.

Chelsea on That So Raven. She had this movie, I had stuck in the suburbs on Disney Channel. And she had this song called Over It, that is actually kind of great. Yeah? Like melodically. It's terrible. I would never listen to it in my car. Because I feel like if I was caught listening to it in my car, I would be justifiably assassinated.

Justifiably. That's what I'm saying. Imagine me in my big ass fucking expedition or explorer, sorry. And then I'm just like, Jessica Simpson and stuff. Well, he's irresistible. Like they're like, what the fuck is? Like, you can't, you can't. There's some things you can't get away with.

And the only type can get away with it, like, say, when I was driving with my ex-girlfriend, now it's okay. because there's a fucking lady in the car and she's listening to it and I'm just singing along because I know the tunes but it's not just me driving by myself that's fucking embarrassing like if I'm blasting

because a song that I actually love to work out to especially when I would hit the heavy bag it would be it's gonna be me from in sync dude it's good that's a good fucking song do every little thing I do like that

it's a good song and it has a very good rhythm to hit the back to it's fucking weird and but that's another one I would not fucking, I would not blast that by myself. I'm trying to think. I don't really, I, I just don't care what I listen to. That's why.

Like, when I listen to my music, like, I don't really care. Like, I get judged about, he comes in here all the time. It's like, what the fuck are you listening to? And I'm just like, I don't, I just, it's just, that's not true. I don't do that. You have done that before. What are you talking about? Like, I'm just listening to the music and you're like, what the fuck is this shit?

I believe it. It's usually when you're listening to that fucking, what is it? I called your girlfriend a dog. I told her put her head down. Yo, that shit. That song. What is the name of the song? Look it up quick.

I don't know what it is. You're the one who show. It's dynamic duo something. So look up the dynamic. It's the worst song I think I've ever heard. But it's. But it's hilarious. Because it just seems like they just didn't care.

It seems like people want to voice something and they're voicing it. But they're not. It seems, no, it doesn't seem like that. Yeah. It seems like they just want to, it seems like they found a beat and they just wanted to ramble over it. That's what it. Yeah, that's what are my, the total go to bed. Like, give me something more like

Annie Up by M-O-P. That song is great. Like, with that, like that, like, they're saying some fucked up shit, right? Yo, I was listening to that song in public one time, and I forgot how fucked up it is. Yeah. And in the beginning of that song,

oh. It's like, girls rub on your tities. Yeah, I said rub on your tities. And I was like, uh, I'm in a line at fucking Ralph's. What's going on right now? I've done a lot of shit like that.

Especially, I think, we were just mentioned, I was mentioning because we're talking about simp. So, uh, Oh, the word simp? Yeah, we're talking about the word simp. And a three six, three six mafia, they have a song called, uh,

sipping on some scissor. And, uh, the beginning of that song, it's just a bunch of obscenities. It's all like, so this was, we, in, in 06 or 07, uh, me and my friends were listening to that shit a lot. And then so it would be on, like, on a hip-hop mix that we'd make. And people next to us or whatever,

they're looking like, what the fuck? Because it starts off saying like, this ass. To-ass trick. Like, it's just, it starts off them just saying a bunch of bullshit. Of course. And I'm like, yeah, sorry, guys. Like, I don't want you to think negatively because, you know, like, don't touch me based off of this.

Motherfuckers with their collars popped and they're about to go fucking play golf and they're like, oh, my word. Those fucking animals, you know, because they hear that shit. I would dance to that song when I was little. I would be like doing like little kid jigs to that song. Come on. I fucking love it. Uh, yeah. I, um.

Hip-hop's pretty great, man. I love it, man. Eric Winget wrote in, pizza rolls or bagel bites? Oh, pizza rolls for me. Oh, my God. I say bagel bites. Well, you guys are from fucking New York. Yeah, I guess it is a pizza thing.

Yeah. Just like, they made pizza small? In bagels? In bagels. Yeah, it is a very New York thing. In bagels? When I was a kid, when I was a kid, I didn't think about, when I was a kid, I didn't think about bagels being a New York thing because I figured they were so fucking easy to make.

It's such a first world. thing that's why like oh there's bagels are good it's literally just a bit like you know you could buy these at a store like there's no way that these are different that's a new york thing but like yeah i guess it is just literally a pizza bagel it's like the most new york thing in the fucking world i didn't think about it yeah i remember having my first pizza like actual like pretty much a bagel like a pizza and a bagel and i was like this is fucking amazing they hollowed off the bagel and it was like this is the thing that bothered me the thing that always wants a bagel bites now the thing that bothered me about the thing that bothered me about pizza rolls is that like i could never get them

quite crispy enough I can't there would be too state there would always be something wrong with there were like hot pockets

yeah because like it's either and uh um Jim Gaffigan had a joke about this like his bit we talk about

they would either be frozen in the middle or boiling lava hot like he was talking about like oh he did his hot pocket bit and that's what he would talk about and that was the two things either it's undercooked

because it's fucking cold in the middle or if you bite it you're gonna lose your tongue and I feel like pizza rolls are the same way if you you try to leave them in so they're like perfect

and then oh you think they're perfect and there's a little bit cold in the middle they're just like kind of lukewarm and it just ruins it coldly ruins it ruins it but then if you leave it in one minute longer they all explode like they all just start leaking they're oozing their shit and then they all popped but then you gotta wait like another five 10 minutes

from the cool down so you can find and eat them so it's hard but they're so delicious I got over that whole fucking like the roof of my mouth is fucking callished like I was like I'd be in so many scorchie hot cups of ramen noodles and I would drink the soup hot too just as so I'm like I can't wait I'm hungry now I'm done waiting for this you're fucking masochist what is that shit I probably get off on that shit I don't get off on it but like I like feeling pain so I know how strong I am oh are you sure that's

not masochism no I don't ever get like aroused from it I just like oh man I know I can deal with this I'm stronger now from it okay it's a very weird warrior mindset it's like I can deal the thing that I liked a lot about the bagel bites were that I don't know if you would ever do this but like you know they would always come in like the little trays or whatever and sometimes they would be like you know blocks of cheese that are just like falling off or like pieces of pepperoni that are falling off you can just eat those cold as shit and they're delicious is this cold you know they're you you can immediately start savoring it the second you choose to have them and you put them in the thing and like sometimes it would run into that problem where like it would be the same problem

with the pizza rolls where it's like oh some of them are like colder some of them are on hot but pizza is one of those things too that it's like if it's cold it's not that big of a deal yo i love cold pizza actually cold pizzas i used to love cold pizza i don't anymore i'm not really that big on it now like i'm i'm gonna have a pizza it's gonna be hot you know it's crazy you know what's something that's really good when it's cold it's cold orange chicken man chicken in general when it's pretty it's not bad at all not terrible at all i feel like i don't know sometimes it's actually better sometimes i've never really i don't really like cold chicken in general but i love cold orange chicken like cold chicken with sauce on it something about it's amazing to me like this is so

good. I love it. I don't even like sauce, honestly. I hate fucking, like... I'm not that big on sauce. Sauses. That Pop-I's chicken sandwich sauce is fucking... Some good shit. I haven't had it yet. It's not bad. That is some good shit. I like it yet. I might have it today. It's not bad. But the thing is, I mean, the sauce is the only difference because if you've had Popeye's chicken, it's just Popeye's

chicken. Yeah. It's chicken. You get the mild, if you've ever had Popeye's chicken mild, it's that. If you've had it, spicy, it's that, but then they add the sauce and the pickle and shit. And the pickle's fucking thick. I hate the pickle. I take the pickle off. I like the pickle for the flavor, but I do toss it afterwards. Like, I let it soak in the bun. I let it soak in the bun just so the bun has the flavor of the pickle, but I don't like chomping on pickles.

I actually like pickles, low-key. I don't like whole pickles, but I like chopped pickles is pretty good. Right. Yeah. That's reasonable. Pretty good. I guess. I'm not, I'm not eating a whole fucking pickle.

That's just too much. People do that? People don't eat whole pickle. I've seen motherfuckers, they get the jar, and then they just start fucking going to town on that shit. I feel you have to be a psychopath to eat a whole pickle at once. Well, there you go. No argument here, dude. Decato wrote in,

The Netflix Castlevania Season 3 comes out soon. Oh, yes. What are your thoughts on the first two seasons, and do you think the third one will top the other two? Did you ever see the Castlevania anime? I've only seen the first season, and I liked it a lot. Season 2 is wild. I'm just, I am aware.

It just, I have a giant cue on Netflix. I feel you. I hear you. That's my only problem. Well, that's one of the things that I watched it by mistake. Yeah, we totally. Yeah, really. We just turned it on and just out of curiosity

And then we sat through the whole thing Because it's such a short It's like two hours worth of watching Yeah because it's only like four episodes Yeah It's so manageable And that's like I love that Like if an anime, like I'm not an anime person really

I feel you But like if an anime can respect my time like that I'm all about it And it's so good also It's such a preface And it's such a total like It was pretty much like The interlude chapter of a story

Or the prelude It was just like this is how the team formed Real quick It's like a session zero Of Dean D or something like This character met this character, and then they went on throughout the story. And season one was cool.

It was like Richter and Al-Qad fought. And that was such a cool-looking fight. And then like season two was like them against the fucking like Dracula and everything like that, like actually against the army of vampires. And it was insane. And I fuck, I just, one of my favorite animated shows ever actually. It's like up there with Avatar for me.

I love it. It's really cool. Fucking love it. I don't know if I could put it up next to Avatar. I love it, dude. Season three is going to be amazing too. I just love Al-A-Card and Rick. Yeah, that guy

Trevor The guy who, I don't know if it's the guy Who wrote or directed or animated I don't know who it is The guy in charge of Castlevania, the series is starting,

he's doing Devil Mc Crynex It's gonna be wild Which is pretty fucking cool That makes sense Like I'm gonna make by super fucking awesome Yeah I think I don't know man I'm excited for the third season

Just because like If that show maintains The steam it has The Previty Because like what's so good about that show Is that like every episode Something something cool Something fucking awesome.

Because there's so few. There's no filler in that show. There's no need. Because there doesn't need to be because it's not following some kind of fucking manga that's been going on since the fucking silent era. It can just be what it is and it's always good.

And the animation is so fucking great. Particularly when, like, because animation takes a jump between, like, regular animation and, like, when they're in the fights. Yeah. But when they go into, like, every moment that Trevor uses his whip, it looks insane. It's really cool.

Particularly amazing. I would recommend watching that second season If you haven't I'm pumped as shit for the third season It's like when does it come out? The fifth The fifth Yeah man

15 days before doom eternal That's how I'm using That's how you gauge your time It's how I gauge time It's like You're warp It is fucking crash team warp man It is now two months

BDE Settle down Your brain is hurt Before doom maternal Settle down And then there's after Dume Eternal That's the only thing that

matters. Okay. I'm really excited for Final Fantasy 7, but you know, I can't believe I'm giving Chris Ray and it's like hope again because Kingdom Hearts 3 was a fucking mess. Oh. That was the one thing that I was like, I was very involved in a franchise, like very involved in a franchise. And I was like, I love Kingdom Hearts. And everybody was like, it's not that good. Like people are like, it's not that good. It's not that good. And then like I took a step back because I didn't play any of them for years. Then I played, then I played like God of War and Redden and all these fantastic games. And I played three and I was like, this game is fucking awful. This game is horrible

I was so mad And the story was I could order a better story On a fucking on acid On acid in Spanish I could wrote a better story I mean I mean that's

That's not surprising Horrid Like acid's pretty Good for that If someone bashed Most of my skull And I could have wrote a better If you were fucking

Glynd From from Walking Dead You ever see that shit That was wild I can't believe that was on TV That shit was I was like whoa That was the most brutal things

I think I've ever seen I hate that show, but like, that was one of the most fucking... That, like, that was on just... Fucking cable. I was like, whoa. I can't believe that we've come pretty far. Not sexually, but fucking violence-wise. Because I remember two dudes kissed on that shit, and, like, parents were all mad.

They're like, my fucking kids watch this shit. That was baby shit. They're like, my kids are watching this. Why a guy's kissing? I want to see the Asian guy get his skull split. Like a normal white family would. Oh, my God. Okay.

Okay. Next question. Please. All right, the next question comes from Donald Trump. Oh, perfect. What's going on, Donnie? What's up? What's up, Mr. President? Yeah.

This is such a long question. Oh. I have two questions. Reading his fucking voice. Do it, do it. All right. Do it. All right, let me get into the character here.

This takes a lot out of me. Hey, oh, boy, I'm doing it. Donald Trump says, I have two questions. When are you going? going to release the full intro song to the Stark tag. I beg of you. Question two, my second question.

What is your favorite character in any TV show or video game minus Michael from Granted 305, okay? This one seems just for Sweden. Can I, Donald Trump, have an inward pass? It's just me, this is, by the way,

that's just me impersonating Zach. I know, I can sell. I can fucking sell. I don't know how. He does it the best. When I try, they say I sound fucking British when I do Trump. I don't get it. Go for it. So, I, it's so good. Everything is so good.

So what was the question again? I don't remember the question. Doesn't sound British to me. I don't know. I can't do, I can't do. I can't do it. You just kind of have to, you know. You have to listen to me very carefully, okay?

I'm going to stop you into a puddle, okay? I'm going to smear you on the ground like a shit state. I can do voices like pretty well, like uncanny, but I can't do it. Tell you what? What's up? I'm Donald Trump. I'm asking you for an Edward pass. Some role play shit.

All right, let's go. I like it. Let's do it. I'm going to be on the sidelines listening as Bernie Sanders. Tom Sweeney, my African friend, my Negro, how's it going? Hey, what's going on? Let me ask you something, my good friend. I've been thinking quite often.

I've been thinking, hey, I'm Donald Trump. I'm the president of the United States. I have so much power yet. Okay. This one power. eludes me. I would love your permission. For what? For the Edward pass. I would love to say the Edward every day of my life. No. No. What's your problem? I don't understand.

No. Are you poor? Is that why? Well, yes, and also, no. I don't want to give you that. What are your demands, sir? There's no demands. No demands. No demands. I'm not giving you that. You prefer to live in your slovenly little hole. Yeah, I'd prefer that than talk to you much more. Let me tell you something, okay? I've been, I've been a billionaire, okay? I'm the president. Shut the fuck up, sweetie. The white person is talking. Okay. I let you know.

I just want to let you know. You're orange. You're not really white also. I have the prejudice. It's like a, look like a tangerine. Don't you dare say that. A tangerine with eyes.

Look like something that Fred would be voicing. Disgusting. This is just an example. The media constantly, constantly slanders me. Your hair looks like it's on by Velcro. You probably work for Crooked Hillary. I think I've done.

Let me interject for a second. What's going on, Bernie? Let me interject. Are you a crazy Bernie? Are you a communist? Donald Trump. Are you, Mr. Sanders. Sweeney, you are my brother.

Okay. I love you. I am, I know you are underprivileged. I'm looking out for you. I know you don't have a lot of money. I know you are doing very poorly. That actually does sound British. Yeah, that way did for a little bit.

It went British. That did sound British. A lot of money. A lot of money. Fuck. Fuck. Let me finish. No.

Let me finish. Let me go. Let me go Randy Savage on it. Alex Jones. I'm like, oh my God. I can't. I don't think anybody can do like a really good Alex Shodden's. Shut up, you piece of shit.

You fucking be. Shut up. 17. I can't. I can't do. He's hard. He's hard. He's hard.

He's hard. He's too much anger. You have to be in that level of upsetness to be able to mimic him. What even was the question? I don't remember. I don't remember at all. When are you going to release the full intro? Okay.

So that was done by the living tombstone. I feel like because he did it, he should be the one to put it out officially. It's like, it's not really my call. It's like for me. It was initially for like a 500K special. But I didn't end up doing it because it was just... I wrote way too much in that fucking thing. I was going to go out in the desert and bury a crate full of old memes.

And I was just like, I can't find a card. Nobody's willing to take me to a desert. So, like, I don't know, like, I'll talk to Living Toonson about it. But it's his song, ultimately. Like, he put in most of the work. And what is your favorite character in any TV show or video game? Was the gist of that question somehow we do with... Oh, yeah.

Got blasted out of range of. Damn. For me, it might be between Arbiter from Halo, which is probably obvious. A lot of people know that about me already. Or I would say, what is name? Man, shut up, dude.

What is this? I would say, it should be rapid. You should know this. Your favorite character? It's, yeah, it's probably Arthus from World War to Warcraft and then Arbiter from. You know what I would say? I would say my favorite, personally,

is 50 cent from 50 cent. blood in the sand. Wow. Okay, if we're going there, the ghost of Jim Crow is my favorite. What's he from? What game is he from? He's from the black, the black loss of the South. The game. The black act. What is it called? The Black Act of the South. I mean, me, it was obviously Tally Zora. Yeah. Any, any, I saw a girl dressed as Talley, you know, she was cosplaying. And it took me every fiber in my being not to propose to her. her immediately. And I didn't know what she looked like under the mask, under the helmet. But like, that's my shit right there. That is my absolute shit. But I will say a close second

is, uh, 50 cent. He's my, he's my close second. Like, that, that is a very good game. That is way better than it should have been. No, no, no, no, it's way. No, it's way in the sand. Yeah. That was terrible. Yeah. It's, it's terrible. It's, it's, it's terrible. It's, it was terrible. It's, it's, it's terrible. One of them was, one of them was, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's not bad. I think was one of them was not half bad. No, no, 50s, the same games are both, I think it's two of them and You're thinking of Chronicles of Riddick, maybe. Am I? As a game, the only thing that I can think of as a game around that time that was way better than it should have been was Chronicles of Riddick.

That's it. I don't, I think I like that game. I remember Paul Walker being the final boss in that game. Are you serious? And you have to. In the 50 Cent game? Drive him off a cliff or something. Kaz wrote in, I'd love to see or hear June and or Greg on Snark Tank.

Do they have to be there in person for that? Yes. Because this, look, man, I've been on a lot of podcasts. I've done the whole like Discord thing. It's not the same. There's always something way off when you're not in the room with the people. Because your timing is off. You can't visually communicate.

So it's hard for, it's hard on that end. And it's just, it's better, I think it's, you get better content when people are in the same room with each other. Yeah. Because the energy is a little bit more normal. Yeah. And yeah, if they're, if they're going to be on, they have to be here. Please come to California. I'll fly them out.

I don't care about that. Like, it's fine. Come to California. You know. Because I would love to talk about how much Star Wars is disappointed both me and Greg the same time. We would literally, we both end up probably crying. It would get.

It'd be good. That could be fun. I would like to see that. Oh, yeah. I just get so upset. Yeah, I think we got most of the questions. So, my God. Oh, killed it, man.

Yeah, this is a shorter episode. If only we had seen Sonic. If only all of us had seen Sonic. If only was man. who said that we often see Sonic. If we should have like just beforehand. If only it was told to us. Yeah.

Let's go see Sonic and talk about it. It's the Sonic movie. Eh, don't touch me. I don't see any, I rarely see anything opening weekend. Why the fuck would I go see Sonic opening weekend? That's the only movie that you should see opening weekend is Sonic. I disagree with you heavily. You got, you, listen, man, you're already fucked now because like you missed some of the best shit.

You missed some of the best shit. You missed people going to the theater dressed like Sonic. That shit makes me sick. I don't want to eat ever again because of that. You don't want to eat ever again? I want to die now. I want to die now. I want to die fast and painfully.

What's wrong with you? It's just people enjoying themselves. It's just people dressed as a giant blue fucking hedgehog in the street, you know? Listen, man, mental health is a really huge thing in this country that we need to focus on. But all I'm saying is... Listen, listen, listen, wait, listen. I don't care about them. The Sonics?

I don't care about Sonics. I don't care about people that need help. I don't care about it. You're a big Sonic fan? I'm... No. Every time... Dude, every time I would walk in...

into the apartment late after coming home from like some crazy party that only I was invited to. At the snorkeking off all these hookers fucking tits. Yeah. I would come in and he would be dressed as Sonic the Hedgehog. I would come home. He would be in the living room and he would be masturbating dressed like Sonic the Hedgehog. And he would be looking at these pictures of Amy with like her big tits just out and flapping around. And I'd be like, all right, man.

I want you to understand everyone, including you, Chris. That was not me. That's you. You walked into a different house. in a different dimension and saw some guy looking very similar to me damn near up

alternate reality me beating his dick to Amy the hedgehog Are you sure that wasn't you? I feel like it's more likely that it was you I'm so positive it's not me

I'm HIV positive that was not me Nice Heyo God help us So I've seen Yeah so I've seen the movie Maybe next time

We might have I'll see it It is I'll save it I'll save it You know what I'll save it I'll save it

Let you guys catch up. Let you all see it also. Because I want you all to see it before I talk about it. If you care about spoilers in the Sonic movie, God help you. But like, you know, I'm sure some of you do. So this is me being, this is me showing you a kindness. It's not something that I do often because it's not something that I am built to do. But, you know, consider this a very, a very considerate one-off.

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I wonder if he actually, can you imagine if he looked exactly like me? Like, just a white version of you. Just straight up you, but white. Please. Like, everything about me that is a black feature,

would this be a white feature? You're just, no, no, no, it's everything that's everything that's you are. So what, just albino Sweeney? Yeah, Albino,

I'm thinking like he's, he's a white man with white people features, but just sub, He's just me, but just subbed out. He's got long hair. He's got like long straight hair. He has like, he has like thin lips.

So please somebody, artist, um, out there. Make a white male version of me, please. Make both both versions, though, because I also want to see albino Sweeney. And then I want to see like, like, and then right next to it, I want to see like a caucus. Your, yeah, your actual, if you were born in like, I was German and like what else? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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