The Snark Tank - #101: Are The Ninja Turtles Black?

Episode Date: February 28, 2022

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Isn't that gross? 101 episodes, bro. Yeah, we did it. In the last episode, we had Lillian, and that was a nice little, a little hundredth episode celebration. I wonder how long it's going to be before she's edited out of it entirely for the meme, but, you know, we'll see. Probably already done.

Probably it exists. Maybe. And I was ignoring it, so. Yeah, well, that's a whole, that's a really, that's a really, that's, meta levels of just concerning. You're ignoring. You're pretending like that version of the podcast doesn't exist.

Yeah, come what may, I'm ready, you know? Anyway, it's a little bit of an awkward time to do a podcast. I'm not going to lie, because today's like a bit, a bit of a situation, a heavy day. There's somewhat of a, I would say, potential beginnings of World War III happening. And that's uncons. comfortable to do a comedy podcast in the midst of, but it's our job, so we're going to do it.

But we're thinking about everybody in Ukraine. I don't think I don't think I've seen anybody on the side of Russia in this, which is really not. I don't even think Russia's on the side of Russia right now, man. Yeah, the Russian, there are Russian. There's Russian populace. That's just like, let's not do this. Yeah, there are Russian protests happening, like millions and millions of Russian citizens being like, what the fuck? So that's, you know, at the very least, that is something that is reassuring at the very least.

I don't know how much it matters because, I mean, we didn't want to, I mean, the majority of Americans didn't want to go to war for decades and we still did. So, like, I don't know. That's very true. I don't know how much that matters. But it's reassuring that not every single person on the planet is a, you know, bloodthirt. thirsty psychopath. But in the meantime, there have been responses to Hugh Gray. There have been fascinating, especially on the on the, on the celebrity front,

I don't know what it is with celebrities and times of crisis and just having to be seen and heard during it. But it's, it's getting a little annoying. There's this woman who like, I don't, I don't even know who she is or what she does. Anna Lynn McCord I've never seen this person in my life But she's posted a video 10 hours ago This video has 13.7 million views

And she's just going like Dear Vladimir Putin If I was your mom I would have hugged you So this wouldn't have happened And it's this very weird Two minute and 20 second diatribe Like almost like a spoken word poem With no rhythm

About how Putin should have got hugs or something and then John Sina's like, I wish I could summon peacemaker's power in real life right now. And just like all this weird shit. I don't know what it is about being a celebrity that makes you do this. It's good intentions, you know? I guess.

They are good intentions, but it's like, bro, shut up, you know? Like not right now. That's it. They mean. They mean, because they have, think of it like this. Okay. They have huge followings and they hope that their words would be able to comfort someone else. I get it.

I understand It's still fucking cringes shit I still don't want to hear what you got to say But You know They just just try to talk to us So you know Hey man

Let them let them do their thing I guess I think that it's always ridiculous I think The imagine all the people one was a bit worse Because you know But which one was a racist So like

The imagined one for the pandemic Yeah like that was bad Because that was like a time I was like, I'm guessing you guys have no clue to history of this man's song you're singing. Well, what made it more awkward. What made that one more awkward was that it was like this kind of, because the original video of the imagine, like it was some guy in Italy on his balcony like playing it, like really beautifully on a, I think a saxophone or something. Or some instrument. And somebody just recorded it's like, wow, it's like a kind of, I don't know, this is like a really nice vignette of a moment.

And then Gal Gadot was like, I want that. I want that moment, though. I want that, though. And then she got a bunch of, like, Sarah Silverman and all these people to, like, sing imagine very, very poorly. I think, I don't think they wanted to take the moment they just wanted to, like, at least show their voices were heard. But it sucks because, like, it's not intentional. I thought, at least I think, I don't know.

I wouldn't do that in the first place. I'd kind of shut up. You know, I made a joke about, I made a joke. I made a bit of a unsavory joke. About what? Last night, before I went to bed, where I was like,

leave it to European niggins to ruin a day before Eldon ring comes out. Y'all suck. And, you know, some people didn't like it. It is weird, though, that people... That's funny. That's funny, I think.

But, you know, I can understand. I think it's funny. I think it's fucking hilarious. I will say, there's a lot of weird people. policing going on. Like, did you see that painting of, uh, I think it's like Adolf Hitler and he's like brushing Putin's face off or whatever. It's like this, it's the Ukrainian, uh, Twitter account. I think the Twitter account for Ukraine posted it. And everybody was like, oh my God, I can't believe Ukraine is tweeting memes in the middle of war. That's a, that's a, that's a little, that's a little,

that's a political comment. I know, but that's, you know, but it like shined to like a really intense light on how out of touch people are on the internet with like what the real world is. Art, just because art has a just because like some art is politically pointed and has like a message

doesn't make it a fucking meme. Like fucking it's so... I mean, what is the definition of a, what is the textbook definition of a meme is my question? I mean, a meme is just something that's spread around and shared. So technically everything is a meme. Like, but... I thought it had to have a certain like comedic tone to be a meme.

No, I mean, there are funny memes, and then they're just, you know, I think. Oh, no. What's going to end up behavior, a style that spread by the means of imitation from a person or persons within a culture and often carried symbolic meaning representing a particular phenomenal or phenomenon on the theme. That's a terrible definition, but it's probably right. That's terrible, but it's like the most verbose definition for something. that is a lot simpler than I think it sounds like it is.

But, I don't know, just shit like that was just all over the place. And people like, I can't believe people are making jokes about this. And it's like, bro, like, I get it, right? It's not a good situation. I think everybody has the back of Ukraine here. Nobody's, nobody likes Russia here. But just let people make jokes. I don't see the big deal about making jokes about it.

Like, even for me, like, I'm usually the guy that's like, yo, I think we're kind of, I think we're kind of walling on the whole like, restrictions involving trade to Russia. I've been like that since I was like since I was in high school. It's kind of like, you know, like, we're kind of walling, but then like they do this. And I'm just like, ah, bro. Yeah. Like, yeah, yeah, I got to just, just, just chill. Be like, yo. I had to, don't annex land. That's like, you remember, you remember the last person I did that over there? Yeah, he was tripping. He started tripping, bro. I don't know, man.

It's a weird situation. What sucks the most about this is that, like, if everyone doesn't stop him, he's just going to do it to another country. That's kind of the thing. That's the thing. We can't just let him stop because he wants to hold USSR back. And it's like, bro, you ain't getting it. The world that doesn't like you. Like, I don't know what the fuck he thought he was doing.

But I don't know. We'll see how this plays out. Our thoughts are with everybody in Kiev. and Ukraine and everybody in the bordering countries that have to deal with this. I have some friends over there. I'm very sorry I'm there. I'm some friends over there in Eastern Europe

who are just like, they're just like, we have no idea what the fuck's going on. So all the best of those guys. And that weird slam poetry lady should maybe not do that anymore. Maybe you should shut up. You can make jokes about it, but like this,

don't make yourself the focus of it. It's a little... I think that's the plight of the white woman. Somehow it's always, their problem. What about John Cena? John Cena's not a white woman. John Cena, he's different. Bing chiling. Bing chiling. Being chiling.

Bing chiling. All right. Honestly, let's let's move on some lighter shit. Fucking Eldon Ring 10 out of 10 everywhere. But somehow doesn't run stable 60 on console or PC. What? Apparently. Apparently on console 60. Apparently on console it is very, very not stable.

I think they said, I think Digital Foundry, which is a pretty trustworthy and reputable source for this kind of thing, tracks that they do all sorts of like really intense tracking of performance for new releases and old releases and all stuff like that. They focus on the technical side of a lot of this shit. And they were like, the best way to play this game is to play the PS4 version on PS5 so you can get a stable 60, which is... Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script. the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CBS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal.

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Just weird. I know there's a day one patch coming out. I know there's a day one patch coming out. Well, it's already out. I don't know if that's going to do it. It's already out? Yeah, the day one patch, I think, was like 15 hours ago or something. I saw it on Twitter.

That's why. But, yeah, it hasn't done anything, apparently, to that. So I'm not sure what the situation is. but that is something to note. This game's huge, apparently. Yeah, apparently if they render the whole world at once, then that makes sense. But like, ah, that sucks.

Yeah, it is unfortunate because that's like the big... I'm still going to play the fuck out of it. That's the big thing for me where it's like, I can't do unstable framework. So I'm probably going to wait. I'm probably going to give it a second. I have to get through Horizon Forbidden West and fucking Witch Queen and all this other shit

that came out this month. out of fucking nowhere. Dying Light 2, Sifu. There's too much shit. Is anything else dropping? And then like the rest of the years it's dropped all,

they dropped all the games right now and they're going to be back in like three months. It does feel, I was talking to Colin earlier because I recorded Secret Simples today about like how, how awkward it is that Horizon Zero Dawn came out a couple days before,

before Zelda. Like one of the most 10 out of 10 open world games that, I mean, debatably, but like universally, like pretty much everybody like highly

holds that game at a very high regard. And now a couple days after the sequel, five years later, comes out just a couple of days before another fucking 10 out of 10 masterpiece level open world game. They cannot catch a break. I feel bad for them.

I feel bad for them for real. Like, I just like, let's release this day. And then Miyazaki's like, let's release this day also. I think it'll be good, though. I have high hopes for Alden Ring. Yeah. I've played Horizon already

And actually the more I played that game The more I like it because It's more like a game You can sit down and to play Yeah You don't got to really like Rack your brain to play You can just run around and shoot robots

And like I guess if you have like a If you like looting things That's like the game for you Because all you do in that game is loot You know It is kind of The fighting is fun

And the moving around is fun But everything else I really don't like I like the world What do you mean The world's pretty You know like No yeah I mean it looks good But like I mean like

Every time I have to have a conversation With like an MPC It's the worst experience Yeah they look weird They look weird In the way they speak They do look bizarre I'm just saying

You know it'll make that game way better No You're I've already said this out loud Many of times What tits? No alloy It had a big fat ass You know

It was Alooy Alloy To me Okay It's two L's in my mind Why do you keep You wouldn't be able to see it anyway.

Yeah, you would. If you just like a nice fat ass, you know, and it was just they programmed everything around having a nice fat ass, it would be a better game. Do you think that somewhere in the guerrilla games office, there is a model that they didn't use of able, of a fat as ass, no clothes on,

and the stupidest ass you've ever seen? I feel like that might be true, but I feel like they would never, they'd never let us see that. No. Like someone have to break in, like on some Microsoft, breaking in and taking Windows to make the first Xbox type shit. Like,

it'd have to be someone for the people to be like, look what I found. Yeah. Yeah, it would have to be like a massive like email hack or something. But I'm sure it exists. I'm sure that's real. Yeah, I'm sure. Isn't Horizon on PC?

No. It's not? Horizon Zero Dawn is the first one. Yeah, there's definitely nude modter on there. Oh, wait. Yeah, that's a good point. The online community is despicable. Mod-Aloy Horizon PC.

I'm curious. I would be fucking surprised if this doesn't exist. Uh, what is, what is going on? Is that it? Is this?

Oh, it's real. Okay, good. Of course. It's the fucking, it's the fucking, it's the mod community. They have no respect for anything.

There's a ton of, there's a ton of extremely nude and extremely physically enhanced updates for Baldur's Gate, and it's wild. Oh my God. It's a pretty good mod. It's not bad.

That's not bad. That's pretty good. It's not a bad mod. That's not a bad mod. Oh, well. I don't feel, oh my God, she has a butt plug in. All right, let's just calm down. Yo, people are demons.

It's just craving animals. It's like the second, like you get... It's so fucking bad. everybody everybody's just a sad like crazed mammal and nowhere is that clearer than in the mods for video games we have this we have these like fantastic works of art where it's like we get to walk through like intricately designed 3D spaces that literally transport us to different worlds places that are shaped by imagination and and fucking you know all these all of these incredible people coming together utilizing their skill to create something special

and then just one fucking guy's like but Can I fuck it? But can I? Yeah, I want to see pussy and tits and ass. And then it's there immediately. Like with like it's, it doesn't take a long time.

Within hours, bro. Hours. Maybe never. Hours, bro. Maybe days. Never weeks. Never weeks. Never weeks.

Never weeks. Bro. People are diligent, dude. It's insane. That's people, man. Have you seen, and they just keep adding more. Have you seen all the mods for Skyrim, bro? Oh, yeah, no, it's insane.

It's unruly. In fairness, though, a lot of the mods for Skyrim are really cool also. They are really cool, but it's like, damn, bro. Yeah. Y'all just want to see thick bitches walking around all the time. Turn all your fucking, turn all your campaigns into females with big tits and asses. It's like, damn, bro. Yeah.

I mean, I understand. I've never actually bothered to go through the trouble. I did it. I only did it for Resident Evil 2 because I was curious. I was like, how do I? I didn't have a lot of experience with modding, so I was like I was curious if I could do it. And I did, and now I don't know how to undo it,

so I just can't play that game around anybody again. At least on PC. This is a folder where you can like, you can take the mods that are out. It's like very simple. Oh, yeah. I know it's simple because I put it in very simply, but like after a while I just forget where to look and I just it's just done it's over I've never playing that game in a balder's gate

I have like three I have two different separate files the file I'm willing to stream with and a file I don't stream with so stupid hey man but titties will make a man do dumb shit yeah you're absolutely true but fact fact but I wanted to mention this before I forgot because this was just such a crazy fucking thing I showed this to you while you were on stream.

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It's called Stupid Sexy Robot, Snark-Tank Animated on Ergomsy's channel. It's got 9,000 views right now. Go show that video some... love. It's a four minute and 31 second long, like pretty much, it feels like a pilot episode of a show. Like, it is so well done and well animated and well drawn and just really detailed, just full of Easter eggs. It's, without a doubt, the new bar for animated Snark Tank Guy. It's crazy. Things in general for me now, but like that, it's good. It's like there's, if you watch a podcast, which you guys

I'm sure you guys do if you're seeing it. But if you guys watch the podcast, it's so many hints back to, like, do when he opens the closet, that's every female character ever said it's hot on the show. Yeah. All of them. Yeah, no.

There's a lot of... There's a lot of fun Easter eggs here, and it's just, it's really well done and really well animated. And I could tell just looking at it that a lot of work went into it. So I wanted to shout it out on the show. I'll probably share this on the Patreon feed proper after we're done recording this

so before you're even hearing this it'll be on the Patreon but I want to talk to this guy about uploading it to the channel proper because it is just that good and I just wanted to make sure we talked about it because it's fucking just it's way too good for what our show is absolutely like it's there's no good reason why this much talent should go towards any of us, but it does, and we are endlessly appreciated. Appreciate it.

Thank you so much, buddy. We really appreciate you. Yeah. Fuck, I'll pay this guy to keep doing this. I won't even, I don't even need to make money from the show. I'll give him my entire cut. If we get more of this, because this is fucking sick. This is time consuming and perfectly, perfectly done.

Yeah. So, thank you so much, Ergomancy. That made my week. Like, definitely did, dude. I was streaming and I was like, I guess I'm going to end the streams and I saw that and I was like, this is insane. I've never felt that appreciated in my life. I've been with a girl for five years. I've never felt that level of appreciation from anything, ever.

Jeez, man. It's calm down. It's real. It's real and it's sad and it's real. It's fucking sad. I do believe you. I believe you when you say that. It's real and it's sad and it's real and it's sad and it's real.

Okay. Okay. Fuck. Let's move on to some, let's move on to some questions. For shezy, for she's. We have a lot. So that's why we're going into it a little bit early.

Gotcha, gotcha. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains,

why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh yeah, you know, I just have a stomach ache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with.

So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, hi, Dan.

Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. I get, I, oh, also Derek's not here. Did we mention Derek not here? He's fighting in Ukraine. Oh, okay, I guess. Yeah, he's over there. He's over there. saving his European women.

He, you know, he know him. That was, that was the first thing he said. He said, guys, I have to go save

the European women. And he shipped off to, uh, he never got back to us whether or not he landed. So I don't know. Did you imagine that's the first thing he thinks about? Like,

we call him like, hey, dark, are you packing? Yeah, man, I got to go. I got a fight.

I got a fight there, man. It's like, why are you sure about this? Like, I have to be there. You don't understand. It's,

it's really important. You, Matt, that would be a fascinating. War, oh, hey, Derek, did you hear the news? He's like, what? War broke out, and he goes, where? Where. Where? Where.

It's like, oh, man, Lithuania. He goes, like, immediately, like, does, like, a sailor moon spin, and he's, like, in, like, a patrol cap. And, like, Marine gear. He's got a canteen. The fucking, the fucking AR on his side. It's like, what the fuck? Derek, what the fuck, man? I got to go, man.

Wish me luck. He goes in. He's a war hero. He does it. He's a war hero. He saves lives. Yeah. He's like Captain America, except, like, there's nothing special about him.

He just happens to have, he's just super lucky when he goes over there because he's that dedicated to the cause. It's like, I have to save, I have to save as much European pussy as possible. All that, all that stark white pussy, all that Caucasoid pussy has to be protected. That fucking snowman. I can't. I can't let them destroy my dear white pussy. He doesn't even make an effort to save the guys either.

He's just like, he does not care. Or the children or no one. It's literally. Not a saved child or man. Nah. A little kid falls down and reaches his hand out, kicks them in the face. Where's your mom? How young is your mom?

Where's your mom? How old is your mom? Where's your mom? Where's your mom? Where's she? How old is your mom? Oh my God. Derek the war hero.

There's going to be a statue of him in Kiev when this is all done. I hope there's a key of what this is all done. But. Oh my God. All right. Let's move on. Okay. Let's see what the kind of fucking fucky-requestions they got.

Nikki Ziggy wrote in. Is hello gents? This question is more. for Sweeney. Have you seen the English dubbed anime ghost stories? The anime flopped in Japan, so when it came to America, the producers didn't give a shit and didn't give the voice actors a script. They were only given a rough idea of the plot of each episode and told to do whatever the fuck they wanted. The dub became so popular because of the absolutely disrespectful and horrendous things the VA said, and it became one of the most popular dubs of all time. Watch it

for your own sake. I watch Ghost Stories when Joe, when Whiskey and Everybody first started doing fucking like voivio stuff. Yeah. And that shit is so funny, bro. Like you're gonna, you're, there's a moment that makes no sense. It's so bad, man. Imagine being a writer of,

of a show. And then that's what they do with it. Yeah. It's a, it's a dub. It's a dub for sure. And I think like there's this one. It's different.

because there's dubs and then there's this. It does feel fake. Like when you're, but like, I mean, I guess if that's really the, the context of it, if that,

is that a, is that real, though? Is that a real, is that really the story of the ghost stories dub? Because what I, didn't care about it.

They didn't care about it, man, because it did so bad. But, but, this, this probably didn't really air anywhere either. Truth be told.

But then where, but then why, who was paying for the, who was paying for the dub if it wasn't airing anyway? They probably weren't getting, probably four kids, but you know how much did they buy? It probably wasn't really going anywhere. Four kids?

This airs on four kids. Can you imagine the ghost stories dub with that rabbit laughing? It's such a ridiculous dub that like when I first saw it, I thought it was, because it reminds me of like D.BZ abridged and those things. It reminds me of abridged. It reminds me even a bridge series. And that's what I always thought it was. I always thought it was just a bunch of people who just found this stupid anime and just decided to like make a joke out of it. I didn't realize that it was genuinely the VAs.

The moment where to get little girls, like, we can't leave Kaya still. And the guy turns to him and stowa phase says, I don't care about your cat. It's probably already dead. That is the moment where I ripped apart watching it. It's so fucking, guys, really, if you guys like anime or don't like anime, just look at the ghost stories compilation. It'll blow your fucking mind. It's so unbelievable. It is very, it's an experience watching this because I remember the first time I saw it and I couldn't, I really could not believe what I was seeing.

But I also did. I slowly was just like, oh, it must be just a bunch of people fucking around. I thought it was well done for a bunch of people fucking around. You know, that was my thing. I remember being like, wow, this is like a really well done fake dub. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those. health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will

hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. for an office near you. But there were plenty of those. You know, DBCZ abridges was also really well done.

But it also understood the context of it. That's true. What do you think, do you think DBZ abridged is a better way to watch the Dragon Ball show? No. I. It doesn't have the, it doesn't have the music that's like the thing, iconic music. But when it comes to like explaining a story in way, way faster detail and in a, like, because I think DBZ, abridged is just as enjoyable, if I'm not slightly more enjoyable than a regular cartoon for me,

especially now that I'm older. I think, um, I don't know. I feel like the opposite. I feel like now that I'm older, I appreciate the original cartoon more. But because like when I was younger, I was like, oh, this is funny. L. O'L. How silly.

Rufflecopter. You know, how fun. But fucking, uh, I don't know. Like, I think there's, with Dragon Balls either, there's like a lot of charm in how seriously they take it, you know? and that's kind of missing. That's true. They don't have all the yelling and craziness.

Yeah, that's like half of the characterization of characters. Half of the identity of Dragon Ball Z is the screaming and like the long transformation sequences and just the fact, the very fact that it does take like, what, six hours for dynamic to explode in 10 minutes or something? That's, I think that's, that's not the charm for me. The charm for me of Dragon Ball Z is just simply, like, I don't know. I watched Dragon Ball first. I'm one of the few people on Earth. I watched Dragon Ball before Dragon Ball Z. Yeah.

So seeing Goku as an adult made me really happy. And I feel really spoiled by the idea they kind of go on afterwards, like after Dragon Ball Z in general. What do you mean? Because like, I don't know, like Super kind of reverts Goku's character back to like the very beginning of his character. Like where he's just like buffoonish and doesn't know what he's doing. He feels he feels dumber than kid Goku did.

Yeah. Even though kid Goku lived in a forest. You know? Yeah. He lived in a forest and he like, he fucking got food from a tree and he had a monkey tail, you know. But, and then they go to Dragon Ball Z and it's like, all right, he's, he seems more mature and his character has gotten more stoic and less like animated.

And then like they go to GT and I actually like GT personally because I saw GT when I was young and I was like, oh, this is not bad. It's still super silly and like a lot of weird things happen. but I did enjoy DT and even Super. Super has a lot of really cool parts. But there's so much dumb shit that happens. And I'm just like, what the fuck is going on here? I fucking hated G.T.

Gt felt like a Sonic O.C. show in the Dragon Ball universe. I love the music. I love the music. I love the art style. I love how strange Goku looks sometimes. I love how he's tan also. Yeah, he is super tan in that show. He's tan and weird looking.

I just hated how. they focused on like the weirdest caters like they put like okay after dragon ball z what's the natural evolution of of of this story oh goku becomes a kid and fights alongside trunks and his granddaughter it's like a sitcom in space it's it's like here's this man and then he's fighting alongside the son of his rival and his granddaughter but they're all older than him it's like this ridiculous Sabrina the teenage witch ass fucking plot you know like a subpoena teenage witch bro Not as an anime You don't fuck with Sabrina the teenage witch, bro?

You remember when they did that weird Netflix Reimagination of Sabrina? I watched every episode of that shit. You would. What does that mean? No, nothing. You just, you're nothing. What does that mean, Chris?

You know, you're a fan of, you're a connoisseur of the feminine arts. What does that mean? It means you like shows that, you know, you probably wouldn't be acceptable to like in Russia. Oh, that because of what? Because of me being a man, And I can't like Sabrina the teenage witch.

Yeah. Well, you're right. You're right. I shouldn't like that. No, I mean, I watched the original one with the talking cat. Salem? Yeah. And then he doesn't talk in the new one.

So I was like, all right. Yeah, he doesn't. I mean, really sad. It's very bizarre because it would have been totally believable. You know, like a cat that talks. Like, okay, it's magic, bro. What the hell? Let him speak.

That's the thought process that I'm really confused about because it was like, oh, man, I don't know if this is believable that the cat would talk, but it's like you're in a magic world. Like, why not? I don't know. That was just a weird Wasn't there like a moment where Salem like shows his true form and he looks like a fucking golem?

Yeah, he's a, he's a good, he's a little gobelin. It looks like a wendigo. It's a very creepy, creepy looking god. A little gobbolin. A gobbolin. Gobble. But yeah. All right. You should all watch ghost stories if you haven't, if you haven't seen it. Yeah, seriously, watch it. I still have this fucking

Alloy thing Alloy Alloy? I'm telling you man What she had a fat butt, bro? What's wrong with you? Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm Okay

UNSC forward onto Dong Rodin, he says Hey, gradient of brown I'll keep this as brief as possible After watching the book of Robert Feducini I was wanting to dive a knife Straight through the nearest orphan

I decided to cleanse my palate with some good Star Wars, i.e. Jedi Fallen Orders, New Game Plus, trying to get back into Cotor, watching the Mandalorian again, playing Battlefront 2, 2005 for the first time since 2007. That must have been a weird experience. I feel weird engaging with Star Wars again, after writing

it off, after being burnt so many times. My question is, what does being a fan mean to you guys? I don't call myself a fan because of all the retarded shit in Star Wars, but some cool concepts keep bringing me back like a battered Ethan Ralph. Also, Sweeney, for the love of Keith David, back away from your microphone

when you start yelling keep up the good work boys Okay You should scream into the microphone now Yeah there you go Dang What do you consider a fan? What do you consider a fan of?

I don't know Like I think I'm What do you mean? Like what do I consider a fan of? What does that mean? Like what do you consider What do you consider A fan of something is

Because I consider it's someone That like absorbs the media I would say it's somebody who is There's a difference between a fan And a fan and a fanatic I think Oh absolutely Even though those are technically the same word. Colloquially, I think a fan is somebody who has a lot of passion for a certain subject,

but also isn't necessarily defined as a person by it. Like, there are people who, like, I would consider myself a huge Halo fan, you know what I mean? Yeah. But I wouldn't deck my room out entirely with Halo shit. You know what I mean? I wouldn't, like, I say that as I'm wearing a hat. I'm gonna see that and you get like shut. Halo shirt.

You got a fucking Halo hat in the room. This is a Skyrim shirt. Huh? No, do you have Halo shirts though? You have plenty of Halo shirts. That's true. You have fucking,

Master Chief Helmet. But you bought, but that's the thing. It's like all the, all of my Halo stuff is, is gifts from other people. Like, you got me one of those shirts. Because it's like,

it's just a safe thing for people know I like it. People know I make videos about it. So like, oh, what does he like? Oh, okay, Halo. We'll just get him a halo thing. So I have a lot of the halo stuff that I have is all just gifts. All I,

bought was the helmet and the bungee shirt years ago. Everything else. And the needler. And the needler. The needleer was a prop for a video. You bought it. You bought it, so. Just saying.

You're right. You have, uh, you, I'm just saying, because I'm not one to judge, bro. I have a ton of shit from the things. I have, like, almost every D&D fifth edition book. Yeah. Um, for Spider-Man, I have like 14 years of Spider-Man comics. And like a Spider-Man cup. A Spider-Man Nightlight that I don't even use is just in my room.

So I don't know. I consider myself a huge fan. But I wouldn't say it's all my personality. But the thing is I'm such a big fan of so many things that that makes up my personality. Right, right. That makes any sense. Like, I'm a portion of all those things. I don't just like.

You're a fan of too many things to be consumed by one thing. Yeah. You know, I'm split up. I'm not exactly. I can't give all my love. to one thing because I'm giving it so much more to other things. So, yeah, I, I don't know. I, it is kind of confusing because, like, he talks about how he's like, oh, I'm a fan of,

I'm, I wouldn't call myself a fan of Star Wars. I just keep getting sucked back by cool concepts. And that's a fan. That's, that is a fan, yeah. I would say that if you, because there are things that I've watched and I'm like, all right, and then I never got sucked back into him. And I wouldn't say I'm a fan. I would say that I appreciate certain things.

Like, Witcher, for example. Like, I like, the Witcher. I don't think I'm like a fan of the Witcher. I agree with them with the Star Wars thing. Like I constantly like, oh man, I'm done with Star Wars. And then like they do something Star Wars base that's good. But I think I think Star Wars as a Star Wars is a particular case though. Like it's not exactly like other fandoms. Because Star Wars went from being very loved and consistently loved to very, very, very bad in a short period of time. That really

scorned people about it, you know? Yeah. Not to mention that Star Wars fan is some of the worst fan base on a planet. We suck for the most part. I'm going to be very truthful. I'm a Star Wars fan and I try not to be toxic about it, but most people that like Star Wars are horrible.

They just suck. They're the worst people ever. Did you see that story about the guy who threw a grenade into a fucking hospital because he thought Darth Vader was in it? He threw a grenade. in a hospital because he thought this fictional character was in it.

He thought he was a guy who was like... He thought he had been the first person to figure out he's there too. That's what makes this motherfucker even stupider than begin with. Because this guy thinks, oh man, only I know Darth Vader's in there. Not the rest of the people in this place. Kixen. No one else can figure this out for me.

Be honest. Be honest. Be honest. Be honest with this scenario. You're... Let's say, let's say Lillie's like in the hospital for some like, basic thing. Like she's just like, I don't know. She like sprained her ankle or something. You're in the waiting room. You're waiting. She's getting examined or whatever. And then you're in the waiting room. And then you see, hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, host of Beyond the script. The podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist, Victoria Metola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal.

A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomach ache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. You see someone, you see someone like who emanates evil. Like, you know that that's an evil person. Going down the same hallway that she was, she was, she went down, right? This is like a when to go look in person. This is like somebody who's like very, very, like, it's, no one's looking at him. No one's addressing him, but like, you know that that's an evil person.

Like, it's clear as day. Like, it's clear as day to you, but no one else. Oh, no. I don't want to be that guy. I don't want to be that guy. You know, the guy that, like, says something. And he's like, what are you talking about? And he's like, yo, dude, I'm just trying to, like, you know, that guy, like, so this is a story.

Like, he's walking, he's walking backwards and he's got, like, you remember Professor Kroll from the first Harry Potter movie? He was his head. He looks like that guy. Like, it's obviously, like, the most conspicuous, but it's like, that's something of, like, from a different realm. And it's very clearly here for chaos. Oh, my God. I don't want to be that guy. Because what if I confront him?

And he's like, honestly, I'm just trying to, like, I confront him. And then, like, he's not doing anything wrong. And then I'm that person. where I'm just like, fuck. I just profiled him just because he looks like a demon. I just profiled the fuck out of this guy. I'm no better than fucking Giuliani, you know? You become fantasy Giuliani.

You stop and frisk this man with a face on the back of his head walking backwards in a big black cloak. He was just going to use the bathroom. I'm sick. Did I do something wrong? He looks at you. Well, he does this. He's looking at you.

He's really tall. He goes, I got back-faced. disease. I only have a few more minutes. You wasted some of his final moments. And you wasted them profiling.

Maybe if you just spoke to me, you would things would be different. And he dies, falls down. He collapses on the ground and then everybody notices. Everybody looks up and they're like, what did you do? What did you do? What did you do? You killed him.

What did you do? Oh my fucking God. Kill them! That'd be a bad situation. That would be, I would... Everybody's ever... Nobody noticed. Nobody noticed before because it was just a guy walking around.

They were all like playing Wordle or whatever the fuck people... Wordle. I still haven't played that game once. One of my friends said they explained to me and I was like, this sounds dumb. I still don't know what it is. Like, I haven't Googled it. I haven't Googled like, you know, pro gameplay of Wordle. Wordle speed runs.

I don't know what it is. I heard something about how like cussie was a word. apparently. But I don't even know what that means in the context of wordle. Like clown pussy? No, that's klissy. That's cussie. Cat pussy is cussie, I guess.

Could be car. I don't know. Car pussy? I don't really know. I didn't look that deep into it, but I remember saying, oh, another word. We're fucking in admins now. All right.

Well, hey. That was, you know that the New York Times bought the rights to that game? Yeah. Like out of nowhere. It was around the time that, like, Microsoft was, you're like, hey, I'm going to take Activision. And Sony was like, hey, I'm going to take Bungee. And then the New York Times was like, well, you know what?

We'll take Wordle. We'll take Wordle. Now we're in the conversation. How about that? You imagine, how would you feel, Kingston, if Larian Games was purchased by fucking the Washington Post or something? I would hurt. I would cry.

It was if BET bought Larian Games. Chris, that's the most insane thing ever. if B.E.T. bought Larian Studios. Yeah. There'd be better black character customization in the game. On all fairness. But what the fuck would that even entail? They have a lot of money.

That's like 3-4-3 studios being bought by La Vivision. It's like, what is this mean? That's in the realm of possibility. No, it's not. There's a Spanish pilot. So that means that... That's... I don't know.

Fucking whatever. That'd be so strange. Would you play a Laviision game? I didn't even watch Lavi Zun growing up because my grandma hated it. But now some fucking piece of shit, I'd probably try it out. It'd be really attracting women in it.

Yeah, yeah, for sure. The female designs would be... They'd be in people would have a problem with it, but the people that created would have given no fuck. They'd be like, so what? I could see, I could see like a AAA, like open world ugly betty game. Ugly betty game. He's not even on LavaVicion. Yes, he was.

There's a Spanish version of it though. Yeah. There's not. It's not the same ugly betty. He's not America Ferreira. No, no, no, no. But there's a, but the Spanish, have you seen the Spanish ugly bed? The Spanish version is better, I think, honestly.

Yeah, that's why I mentioned it. It's insane, though. It's like wild. I can't believe. What a very, what a specific thing to remember out of nowhere? Of course, bro.

You know why. You're not going to our blood. I'm Betty Lafaya. My name is ugly Betty. Yeah. Oh, my God. It's a Colombian show. Colombia.

The American one, she was Mexican. She is really ugly, actually. Yo so Betty Lefea Yeah, she is Like genuinely hideous She can't be that ugly, right? I mean, I would

Oh no I would You know You know what I mean Like I don't know if you If you Google Google Yo's so Betty Lafaya And you tell me

How attractive you think Damn bro I don't even think American Ferrer is ugly I think they just did a really good job Making her look ugly But Betty Lefea I'm glad that they did that though

Because there's so many There's you remember in Punisher season two where that guy was like You ruined my fucking face and I'm angry about it And it was just a couple lines A couple scars It's like It was like I looked him up in the comics

That character and he's like fucked up in the comics He's like mangled But in the show he looks like a model And he's like I'm ugly and I'm ruined Because you fucking pressed the broken glass into my face Like his face there's no reason why his face should be in as good shape as it is in season two of the Punisher

on Netflix. Yo, Betty Lefei is ugly, bro. Holy shit, man. They committed to the bit. They were like, I hate being mean, because I don't like calling people ugly,

but oh my God, bro. Well, they did that, obviously. They made her ugly. Nah, bro. Genetics made her ugly, bro.

There's, there's hard wiring in there, bro. That's hardware and software, bro. I don't know It just always bothers me Whenever there's like

Oh man That character's so tortured And he's all fucked up Look at him And it's just some male model With a line on his face Yeah like they don't like I'm looking for a hunchback

A Lhotra-Dom looking motherfuckers man Motherfuckers that make my dick Flassie dog Yeah I can't even think about fucking that dude Like Jeff Goldblum and the fly You know Yes like when his dick fell off

And he put it in a jarrah That is real That is real That's part of the movie Yeah well that's what happens to flies That happens to you become a fly Your dick falls off Is that

Is that it? Is that how I cure myself I mean I would Become a fly I would imagine that that's part of the process I would love To Not have a dick

Yeah I think I think most problems would be solved But you know Just the way the world works It is the way the world works Let's move on The way the world works Let's move on to a different little question over here

Chris was Chris was the artist I listened to the most in 2021 And he still didn't suck my cock Okay thanks He wrote in What is the single most beautiful video game you have ever played

Be it super stylized or hyper realistic My personal answer is Ori and the Will of the Whips I just spelled something Let's see if they would know what I just did What'd you do? Nothing. What do you mean? What do you?

I just spelled something in sign language. I want to see if everybody knows that I did. I wasn't even looking. Oh, I'm excited now. All right, you guys can figure that out. Let's see if you guys know. I probably did it wrong too, so you got to know what you're doing to figure this out. Oh, my God.

Okay. Anyway, that guy wrote in and he says, what is the single most beautiful? Oh, I read this already. You fucking tripped me up. You did like a mind game at me. The most beautiful game, Redemption 2. Really? I'd have to say it's the most beautiful.

It, I don't, it pulled me, well, other than, like, maybe Baldersgate is, like, up there. Balders Gate 3 is, like, high up there as well. Because of the idea of how well those games emerged you in a different world. Yeah. Like, you are, like, pulled into a different place. It's not, like, you know, like, I guess when I read, like, when I read, like, Game of Thrones, I was very immersed in the world, but that story is also very about character. The world is a thing

A world's a breathing character But like You know The idea of Just red deads Like because you're in America You know Like this is like

The country in which we already live on Uh huh But in such a different way Like it looks so different It's back when cities were just being conceived Yeah Back when like There was like open terrain

Where you could run You could see Dears and shit like that. Open. Open. The fucking... Red Devrents 2 is a gorgeous game. Like, I do think it is like really...

There are some shots in that game that are incredible. Especially like the cinematic ones where the game just sort of like nudges you in the direction. Like when you're... When you and the gang are approaching that mansion to burn it down? Yeah. To rest of you, I think... When you're going to save Jack? Yeah, when you're going to save Jack.

That is like one of the most impressive shots. That just happened naturally. Like without a cut scene being forced. or anything. It's so good. There's so many mon. Like the moment when you save Arthur, not save Arthur,

you save, um, you save Jack or John, when you save John off the fucking cliff. Yeah. And he's like hanging there and like they, it kind of zooms in a little bit or zooms out a little bit. It just,

it's just that, that game is just like a lot of like, really good set pieces. Yeah. It's very, in like a video game, which is strange. It's a video game,

you know? Yeah, I don't know. Like, I think about, I remember being kind of like taken by a, death stranding when I first played it. because there's something

There was like a real I like desolate Desolate games Like or empty Specifically like Shadow the Colossus is one that sticks out to me It's just like what What a beautiful fucking game Despite the fact that it's on PlayStation 2

You know Shadow Claus is really really cool Because it's It's just Technically like just a huge field Yeah And then every now and then you're into like one or two

monoliths and then every now and then there's a colossus which is just puts gives you a sense of scope like most games can't yeah it's only of the game that gives you scope like that is Breath of the Wild I'd really say it's yeah it's it's good at scope

and scale I find because like the I still I don't know man like even while I was playing Horizon I was I was fighting some of these bosses and I was like this is cool but the whole time I'm thinking, and this comes up every time I play a game with boss battles in it,

I keep thinking like, man, it's been such a long time since I've been genuinely awestruck by just a sense of scale in a boss fight. It probably hasn't been since Shadow the Colossus. I think it, God of War came really close

when that giant snake came in. But you didn't really... When Yormander showed up? Yeah, when... Yeah, whatever that guy's name is. I can never Römmender. Yormander. when that snake appears and it like

and it comes at you and it's like it's huge and it breathes that too and it and it breathes you. That's a great sense of scale but that's not a boss. You know you don't actually fight him in any real way. He fights a dragon but like even the way like the way you fight bosses in modern video game is like this thing is really big hit its feet

till it falls down. Yeah yeah. Now it falls down hit in its weak spot. It's always that. That's why I think out. Even in Guardians of the Galaxy. ring. The other ring is going to change that now because you're going to like, you're fighting the dragon you fight, you're fighting that dragon.

You're not like hitting parts of it. No, like you can hit that whole bitch. Yeah. Which is going to be really, really, really cool. But that's how you should, like, you fight giant bosses, you know, because you can't, because, you know, most games, you don't have the mobility or the ability to just like be flipping and zipping all around the area to be able to get on a dragon or hurt it in a way that, like, but that's why.

But that's why. But that is why I love Shadow Colossus. It is the only game that really... That is the most real and visceral-feeling monster hunting game I've ever played. I know Monster Hunter exists. Horizon exists, and that's basically like just a toned-down, more linear version of Monster Hunter. You're taken down, you're analyzing weak spots and stuff,

and it's cool. I like the combat loop of it. But the sense of, like, climbing and, like, timing jumps and really, like, getting up on top of these, like, beasts is so satisfying and so cool. that it still sticks out to me even like fucking 20. Almost 20 years later. And like, I don't know, it's a special fucking game.

I played Shadow of Colossus when I was like maybe like, maybe like 14, 15, maybe. No, I played it. I played it later. I played it in college. 14, 15, maybe. I played in 2013. And I thought it was really cool. I thought it was really cool because there was no like enemies. It was just the Colosses.

Yeah, it was just bosses. And I thought that was cool. And I thought like the idea of the world like running around on a horse and just there being nothing is a place you can run around in was sort of like, whoa, this feels really, really, really, really big, but also empty at the same time. That like I felt like they took a lot of that from Breath of the Wild. We're like in Breath of the Wild, it feels really, really, really big. But at times it feels quite empty. It feels like because in Breath of Wild it feels like all it is is just you and the world with your ability to interact with it. Yeah.

At times can feel kind of boring to people because people want to open world, they can feel like they can live in. Me. Yeah. Or you feel like you can interact with because those things are kind of different, you know, like open world like Skyrim. You feel like you can live in Skyrim. You know, you can go to fucking Solst, not Solstine.

You can go to like Winhelm or go to like White Run. White Run. White Run. But through the wild, it's like, I can get on this rock. I can hit this rock and I can fly across. to map and jump off this rock and fall into water. Is it stuff like that that differs it? That is an interesting way to put it.

Like a world that you can interact with first is one that you could live in. I think that's an interesting way to put it. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist, from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids' fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

But yeah, I don't know. Those, that's, I think Charlotte the Claus is mine. There are a bunch of other ones like Bastion and Hades and Cuphead. Oh, Hades. And Cuphead is. just a groove man. That whole game is a fucking constant like I don't I don't think that game is technically

rhythmic but the sound and the style of that game makes me like nostalgic for a period of time I definitely didn't exist in you know yeah they have a show now yeah I've been watching it's pretty it's pretty fun it's definitely more of a kiddie show but it is really yeah yeah it's it

it has some SpongeBob vibes which makes which makes sense because like the director is somebody that I know not super well admittedly, but he works on SpongeBob. Fun story. I was with the director of Cuphead and Zach in a diner once after a party. And I was so drunk that I just threw up in the bathroom and I think I closed that diner.

Like down? Yeah, that diner stops anymore. Yeah, it doesn't exist anymore. Because you fucking, you vomited acid on the fucking bathroom floor. And they were like, there's a hole now. I cleaned it up. I'm not an animal. Of course.

I'm glad you did, dude. Well, there are people who don't. I know. And those are animals. You got them right. Ory, Ory, though. I didn't know how much hair. Ory is gorgeous, though.

Ory, the problem I have with Ory is that it's too beautiful. Like, I play Ory, and I get, like, kind of lost in just looking at it, and then I just forget what I'm doing, because I feel like I'm watching something that's... I feel like I'm watching a painting. and I'm waiting for it to do things. Gorgeous. Like, in a scale that, like, most games don't even come close to because of the idea. Like, and this might not be the right word, but the fluorescent nature of it, where everything is, like, super shiny and contrasts the background sometimes.

Even Ori's color, like, when you're in a darker area, how bright and shiny Ori is. Yeah. That it kind of just makes everything look super pretty, which I love. I really, really like that game. I beat the first one. I added, is the second one out yet? Yeah. It came out a little while ago, right?

Yeah, that's the Will of the Wisp's. I have not played the second one yet, but I know I beat the first one. It was really, really, really, really fucking good. I'm going to play it eventually. Maybe stream it. Ory, yeah, Ori and the Blind Forest is the first one. And then Ori and the Will of the Wisp's is the second.

And those are both very good games. And you should all play them. This I have to read because it enraged me when I read it. Acceler. I think is how you pronounce it, Rodin? He says, hello, people. I could be convinced we're just part of a fever dream.

Do you have any opinions on media that are completely different from popular opinion? For me, it's that I would consider Bioshock in my top five worst games of all time. Have, thank you, and have a goblin as day. I think Bioshack 2

would kind of sucks, but I think Piotrashog won in infinite games. Listen, listen, here's the thing. There's no way you believe that, Acceleron. Like, I cannot, I can't,

the top five worst games of all time, really? That's pretty crazy. So you have E.T. on Atari 2600. You have like Ride to Hell Retribution. You have like, I don't know, bad rats on Steam. And then you have... Bad rats is so fucking garbage.

Oh my God. Bro, bad rats threw me for a fucking loop. I was like, I'm just going to try this out. Someone gifted me this game on Steam. And I played and I was like, what the fuck? What the fuck is this? That always happens. Every time you just get gifted this game,

and you're like, what is this? You're kind of excited at first, because you're like, oh, cool, a game, a free game. Every game I'm giving is, I'm kind of like, no, this happened before I had any following or anything. It wasn't like a fan gifted me something. I, like, joined Steam, and some random person I had never played with or met gifted me bad rats.

And I was like, oh, cool, a free game. I'm poor, and I would love, I'm poor, and I don't have a lot of money. I would love this. And then you play it, and you're like, what? I don't want to play this anymore. Like, why is this real? But so you're telling me that list, right? Fucking E.T.

Bad rats. Ride to Hell Retribution. Fucking, I don't know. I can't even think of, like, another thing. Bioshock? I wouldn't. That's, uh... You're crazy.

You're out of your fucking mind. Lull, nice reach. Yeah, that is an LOL nice reach. I wonder what the top five worst games are considered to be. Oh my God, of all time. Yeah. Top five worst games of all time. NAC is definitely up there.

NAC? No. NAC is definitely up there. No, it's not. Yeah, it is. I don't believe that at all. NAC is unremarkable, but it doesn't, it's not. NAC is a PS2 game, but they try to put on PS fucking four.

Well, that may be true, but that doesn't, I don't believe for a moment that NAC is the Glock special of video games. It sucks. No, Glock is just fine. It's just there. It's just like, it's just forgettable and bland. But, okay,

so Bubsy 3D, Shaq Fu, Hotel Mario, uh, Night Trap is up there? Hotel Mario. Mm. You don't want to,

uh, do you know what Hotel Mario is? No clue. It is, uh, is, uh, is,

uh, is, uh, little bit of, uh, hotel Mario is a puzzle video game developed by fantasy factory and published by Phillips Interactive for the Phillips CDI. All right.

I'm already aware. Yeah, you don't, yeah, that's not a good one. Bobsy, yes, Bubsy 3D. Mortal Kombat mythology, sub-zero. Superman 64? That's a pretty rough one. That game is praise for it. That game is loved for how bad it is.

It's hilarious. It is really, oh, and the 1980s you had, obviously, E.T. You had Custer's Revenge, which was that porn game where you came on Indian ladies. Wait, what? Is that that game where you got that, like, white dude? And it's like two tits in front of his face, two such tits in front of his face? Well, it was in 1982 on the Atari,

so it's not the most graphically intensive experience. No, there's another game I heard about that. I was like, you just from dude that, like, you just had your tits in front of somebody, and it's like, it's something. Did you ever play, did you ever play a game called Dark Angel?

I feel like, it was like a TV show, but they had a game that I played. Is it like Angel from Buffy? Because I would know about it, but I've never played it. Dark Angel Xbox. Yeah, James Cameron's Dark Angel. It's a beat-em-up video game based on the television series Dark Angel.

It was developed by Radical Entertainment and published by Sierra. I used to play this. This looks like garbage. It sounds like garbage. I remember thinking that like, oh, it's a realistic looking game, so it must be for adults. No, no, no, I remember thinking like the woman looked hot in it. I remember thinking that, uh, Tomb Raider, uh, Laura Croft from Tomb Raider, like the PS4, the one game was hot.

PS4? The PS1 game, sorry. Oh, yeah. I'm just like, I look back and I'm like, what was I looking at? You were just, uh, what was I looking at? What was that? Was that my brain adapted to see breasts in those polygons? Yeah.

I, it was madness. You're a mammal. You're going to see, you're going to see that wherever you look, really. Not exactly. Absolutely. Not exactly. You don't close your eyes. and see, see them?

See breasts? No. Dang, that's crazy. I close my eyes and I see fire. Just scary. That's a lot scarier and more concerning, I think. Yeah, that's why I don't like blinking.

Ha ha. I hate it. I promised myself I would get to blink again. I just blinked. I just blinked. I saw a fucking inferno. Oh, we forgot. I should have mentioned this while we were talking about

like the topics earlier. Fucking Arthur's over. Arthur the Ardvark. The finale air. and Arthur turned into peanut butter gamer Oh my God

He looks exactly And he What is it he like It's like The last episode is them Catching up with everybody DW is a cop And she almost arrests a guy

Binky's a fucking news prompter Um Biggie is a promter He's the screen News news He's a news anchor He's a news anchor

He's a news anchor Fucking Who else Uh Is it Muffy? Muffy's the mayor. Muffy? His name is he?

That's his name? No, her, the monkey. The white monkey's name is Muffy? Yeah, her name is Muffy, right? Oh my God, okay. Her name is Muffy, right? Yeah, that name is Muffy. All right.

Muffy Crosswire. Oh, my fucking God. That's an interesting name. Anyway. What? What? Because Muff is Muff is puss

I think I guess so Yeah It's a little fucking weird But fucking Arthur I don't know what the fuck Buster is Like he's like a

Buster's the Arthur He's Arthur On Arthur An author Not author But then He's not author Arthur

Have a little faith author But But fucking Arthur Arthur becomes like a graphic novelist And the graphic novel He's writing

Is the Is the show No, it's Arthur. Which is kind of cool. It's so weirdly like high concept for Arthur, though. But like I watched the last episode, and the last time I watched Arthur is maybe like 2006. Yeah, probably.

Like I was like, I was like definitely like in sixth grade. I thought it ended already. I thought it took a hiatus, but I didn't know like, I didn't know they changed the way the art looked. Oh, that happens. Jesus, it was so bad. It was so bad. So fucking bad, bro.

I firmly stand by, I think Arthur's one of the best shows ever. I think that show is fantastic. 25 seasons. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CBS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Fantastic. I remember watching that when I was a little kid. I was watching it because it's always a good lesson. I always learned something good from it. And then it just, they made Arthur just fucking probably guy that lives on in-cell forums, never probably talks to girls,

really big fan of Ethan Roth and Kimstar, like one of those kind of guys. No, that's fucking unnecessary. He's not that fucked. He looks like, he looks like,

he looks like he argues for use of the N-word in like public areas. He looks like a fucking shithead. I always thought Arthur was black I guess I'm wrong You just think everybody's black I thought Arthur and Muffy

were, Arthur and Francine were black You thought every single person Every single fictional and anthropomorphized creature That you've ever seen is black No but some of them Give off black vibes You know

The Ninja Turtles They do guys You're out of your fucking mind Viewers right now Everybody The turtles are black They are black They are black.

Oh my God. This is such a weird conversation. Without a doubt, Raphael is black coded. But Arthur is to, and all of them. Mikey, Donnie, Leo, and Raf are all black people. I don't care anyways.

Splinter is not. Splinter is an Asian person. More likely than not Japanese. How do you know? But, huh? Well, he's from Japan. Is there sometime he was a rat that was mutated? And other times he was.

Where's the, where's the, Where are the turtles from? New York. It's a good, hey, you know, that's already, that's already points

leaning towards my way. Listen, not exactly, but needing towards my way. There's no fucking way. There's no fucking way that these turtles that say fucking

cowabunga, they're hot, they're stoner kids. That is not something that they say, look, I am referring to mostly the 1990s

version. Oh, so you mean, so you mean later, like after they were in, accepted and created. I'm talking about the,

because there's different renditions of them, obviously. The versions are going to have different vibes. There was definitely the 80s one. They were like, Calabunga, dude. And they were like,

they were silly looking. That's the ninja turtles. No, but there's various kinds. Because by that time, that's a second rendition of them. There's already, there's the first edition when they were like gritty

and they all had red headbands and they were fucking scary and they were killing people. That is true. That is the first rendition. Them, I don't know they are. They're just mad. Then there's the... Just mad.

Then there's the 80s one. Whether they were with the cartoon where they were all like round and freaking portly and all that and I was like, all right, these guys are adorable. And then there's the ones like Teenage Beauty and Ninja Turtles. Turtles counting down. One, two, three, four, turtles. That one.

There is so much Kawabunga Murch for Teenage Mutuals. It's insane. What art style? What are you talking about? It's all in every art style. No, there are different, no, Kingston, but there's different art. If you draw Bill Cosby in different art styles, he's going to be black in all of them. Chris, yes.

Chris, yes, but you're not getting my argument. What's your argument? The turtles, every art style radically changes their personality. With a different art style, their personalities are altered along with it. Along with their races? There are several renditions. But so their races change is what you're saying? I consider the 2000s turtles black, the 90s, 2,000 turtles that go from all the way from freaking student turtles to back to the sewers.

Those are black people. So you're saying. And then even in a movie, even in a movie, the live action one, I still think they're probably black. You're so weird. I still go with that. This is not a crazy thing to thing. But you think they just became black? No, I feel like definitely as every end rendition, they can.

kind of emphasize, you know, they kind of emphasize more characteristics that can be distributed to, you know, maybe different. You mean like their obsession, you mean like their obsession with pizza and martial arts? I mean pizza martial arts, hip hop, you know. The hip hop is just New York, Kingston. Nah, bro, you don't get it, Chris. Those are niggas, bro. You can't tell me they're not.

All right. Point me to the, point me to the, point me to BET. and I'm going to do a live stream. I'm going to watch BET until they say Cowabunga. And that it's going to be a stream that's going to last four years

until I die. Nah, bro. From fatigue. Really, really, really think that the turtles because not all I would say that. Only one that says that is Mikey. But they're brothers. Yes, but Mikey might be a little more,

you know, leaning towards the side of where I am, you know, where he's a little more of a, You know what this is? You know what this is? This is like, this is you doing what Paul does

where he's like, I think Tarzan is Hispanic. That's what you're doing. I don't know why he's just trying. You know why? Because he's trying to see. He's trying to see things. He's trying to see himself in Tarzan.

Bro, I think Tarzan, I think Tarzan, that argument has some basis. You're fucking losing your mind. But you cannot tell me the turtles are not black, dude. Everybody that watches this, comment, tweet at us, talk to us about this. The turtles are black.

I'm talking about particularly the turtles from the 90s and 2000s cartoon. I'm going to look it up right now. These are black people, bro. You can't tell me otherwise. Because I looked up are the Ninja Turtles black? And the first thing that comes up was the originate, the Teenage Mutual Ninja Teenage Mutual Ninja comic series was black and white. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with Farming,

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get big. bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. saying, bro. So, I'm talking about a particular animated series. It's not all of them.

It's the one where they all had the different, they had the white eyes and then the different bandana colors. That is the one. They are black and then the ones in the movie, I would say are, they probably have some N-word influences. But. Why did they say Calabunga?

They don't say it that often, bro. And why is it their catchphrase? Because Kawabunga was what they said earlier But they don't say that much anymore I don't like I'm Who the fuck says that at all? Like I'm not even reaching like I'm not reaching I don't remember them really saying it in the 2000s cartoon

And I remember a bunch of that shit dude Let me see if I can look up A TMNT Kawabunga Compilation Oh my God Yeah there's several They even say it in the movie

Calabunga compilation That's so disgusting They say it in the In the new one too The new movie In the new one They're definitely black

You can't tell me They're not black In a new one I don't know why they're saying Calabunga then man It's just Chris I don't know I don't know how to break this to you

But black folk Can't say Calabonga Calabonga That's like the N word But for white people You can't say Calabunga You can't say Calabunga Fuck is wrong with you.

Fuck is wrong with you. Nigga, you can't fucking do it over here. I always thought the Teenagers were really stupid, so I never cared about them. I love the turtles. I love them. They were my favorite. You see, look, there's literally

the ones I'm talking about the turtles I'm referring to. What? There's not a single one of them saying Cowabonga. Yes, there is. No, dude. It is a bunch of other other turtles.

I don't know, man It's the, it's the, it's the stupid ones from the 80s It's the, you mean the original? I like you say the stupid ones for the 80s That's what they, that's the inception of the fucking characters No, dude, there's different ones, bro But are they different races? Where's the Hispanic turtles?

The Hispanic turtles might very likely be Those are the original turtles. The original turtles are probably black, Latino coded. No, no. Because of the fact they stab people a lot. Here's the thing. It's New York. It's New York. So they're like Hispanic and Jewish probably. No way. No. No. No. Yeah, for sure. No. Jewish people don't live all over New York really, really. They exist in New York, but they don't. And they work in New York. But you see what I'm saying is the turtles help each other out like no one else.

That's true. But sometimes sometimes. There's a camaraderie there that doesn't exist. You know, if I see a If I see another Hispanic person on the street, like I feel nothing, like I don't feel like a kinship or anything. It's just a pretty other person. I, the opposite. I always felt kinship, but not in L.A. because it's all Mexicans. There's like a different type of Hispanic. I've always felt it. No matter where I go, I felt it.

I was always told I'm not because I'm black my whole life. And I'm just like, yeah. My grandmother fucking making a roast compo every fucking night is just, it's just my imagination. No, you say, no, no, no, it's kingson. You say rice and beans. You say rice and beans. Oh, I'm sorry, yeah Rice, fried chicken and grits

Not bad Not bad Sorry I don't know We'll let the audience Figure it out You guys They're gonna be like

You know what Sween's right man They are niggas Maybe I don't like the Ninja turtles So I don't really How? How can you not like Well you know

No Everyone's different I think they're so cool Turtles aren't interesting animals First off Turtles are adorable Yeah exactly So like I don't want to see him fight

Like who cares They're slow I don't know But... Total's on crazy stuff. I don't know what that's... Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I didn't care about martial arts

at all. Not into it at all. Didn't even care about fucking, like, wrestling. Even into the bare minimum of, like, oh, people fighting. Big fucking deal. Didn't give a shit.

So I didn't care about Dragon Ball at all. It's like, oh, cool. A show about babies fighting. You were a baby. They were fucking babies, dude. Goku's a fucking baby in that show. Goku and Krillin. Krilyn was, I guarantee you that...

Krilin is a... in Dragon Ball, a baby. He's not. That is, if someone drew a baby, they would draw Krillen. If I said, you draw baby. He's like 13. He's a 13 year old baby then, because he's clearly a fucking baby. You cannot tell me that if the Ninja Turtles are black, then Krillin is a baby.

Krillin's. Krillin is, Krillin looks more like a baby than the ninja turtles look black. 100% objectively speaking. They don't look black because they're turtles. You can't have them have big lips and nappy hair If they're turtles Why not? Because that's

You know what's going to happen, Chris You can't do that It's like the freaking Shirley Temple thing, you know? Look, I don't know. But, Krillin, don't get me wrong They're quite round like babies are And they have a bit of pudge on them So they do look baby-like

But they're not babies. Krillen is a baby. He's not. He's not. You look up, you look up Krillin in Dragon Ball, and I swear to you, this is a baby.

This is a baby. This is a big, big-headed, big-bup, big-belly baby. Look at, look up that exact thing. Krilyn and Dragon Ball, go to images.

That's a fucking baby. He's not a baby. That's a baby. That is a baby. He's not a baby. He's a little kid. All right, whatever. He's just not a funny case.

You know what's crazy? It would be funny. That's the reason why Krillian didn't grow because he was a baby fighting, hurting his body, so he didn't grow. He stayed that time. That's exactly the story. And Goku didn't because he was an alien so he could withstand that damage. So his body could heal. You know, Dragon Ball Kremlin is definitely a baby.

You can't argue this. But I think, I don't know. I just never found turtles to be like everything about it. Like, when I was a kid, I wasn't a teenager. so I didn't care. I didn't care about teenagers at all. Fucking Seventh Heaven and all that bullshit. Like get out of my fucking way.

I don't care. Bro, I watch Seven Heaven only, only, only by circumstance. I don't believe that. This is just another show that you watched. No,

my sister watched Seventh Heaven, and I was too young to really care about it. So I watched it with her, and I was like, I don't know what I'm watching. You're watching Seven Heaven? You watch Dawson's Creek together and we watch Buffy.

So I'd watched all those like girly shows from a young age. And that set me up to being okay when watching it as I got older. So now I'm just fine with watching that stuff. You're wider than I am. I've never seen any of those shows. I've never seen any of them. But look, look, okay, I watched that. But then I also listen to Griselda.

So like there's a there's a disparity. There's a dichotomy to me, you know? That's fair. But I wasn't a teenager when the TM&T were around, so I didn't care. I didn't like mutants at all Like I didn't care about X-Man or anything Because I thought they were just like whatever I didn't do it

It's weird It's because like for me like the whole Like living being a New Yorker I'm somebody from New York City Around the time I was growing up Comic book culture was very big Not really

It was huge It was big For people who were into it It was like video game culture Like video you could argue Video game culture was huge back then too But it really wasn't I wouldn't say that

It's culture of me. Because like, because like every- Are you kidding me, Pokemon? Every kid was like trading Pokemon like on the fucking Game Boy and shit. That's definitely true. But like older people like, like how to explain it? Like that's why a lot of people like MF Doom and Ghost Face Killer, all of them, all of those guys, those rappers,

particularly like with the hip-hop scene or like just like a lot of people in general. They gave a lot of credence towards a lot of the New York heroes. You see people talking about Spider-Man. Are people talking about Wolverine? People talking about like Dr. Doom, Mr. Fantastic Iron Man, you know? Like those were very much so things you heard. Uh-huh. Like, I just heard it growing up.

Like, not even because I was around nerds. Because it was around people that were it's like, oh, yeah, that's fire, bro. Like, I like all that stuff. So that's why when I got older, I was like, oh, this is just kind of what's cool. And it latched on to me. That's why I was a big comic fan before they had to emcee and everything that happened. Mm-hmm. So the turtles were kind of.

kind of about that too because the turtles are always like just sort of depicted within that whole like vibe of like hip pop as you know like real like kind of a ghetto vibe mm-hmm i guess ghetto i don't know if that that was racist me doing that that was a weird thing to do that was a bizarre i wasn't racist it was just like bizarre to getto but yeah i mean i don't know like i i just I think it's easy to overestimate the the reach of things when you're in it. When you're commier surrounded by it. That's very true.

Because like video games I thought were like the biggest fucking thing in the world. And they weren't until I would argue like what like 2004 probably. When it had the when Halo 2 was like the biggest fucking release in entertainment history up until that point. That was. Yeah, that was like that was at the crescendo I think like 2004 to 2008 was like that moment where like

suddenly like everybody understood because I remember being like we all played Pokemon in school and like we all had video games that we like people everybody had like somebody most people had like a Game Boy or like a Game Boy Advance or an an SP or something

and most people were excited by by that stuff and you'd go over to people's houses and they'd have at least some console with some games they'd have like SingStar Guitar Hero was fucking popping and I remember thinking that was like the biggest thing in the fucking world but it just it wasn't really.

The time about it was after Halo though, right? It's definitely after Halo. Yeah, 100%. But like, I, for me, was the weird idea. Like, I thought video games were not that big until maybe like the Xbox 360 era. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.

In this episode, all about women's health. Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do,

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morton? Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. We're like, you couldn't escape how popular video games were. That was definitely when the explosion happened, because that was when the internet content had started to happen. And a lot of like early like Newgrounds animations were like animations

based on video games like even some of like fucking what's his what's his face Eagle Raptors stuff about like Metal Gear awesome and fucking you know all those Eagle Raptor

yeah and just a bunch of those like early animations that were based on video games and then like machinima happened and then like that's true it was a whole fucking IGN started developing

IGN early internet video early internet content was dominated by video games like it was video games and music videos that was the entire of the internet back then.

That was it. Very much so. Yeah, you're right. And so it's like, yeah, this is the biggest fight. What do you mean? Very true. Very true. What do you mean? This is the biggest thing in the world. But, uh, I don't know. It was huge. It was, it was like a huge vibe.

That's why I feel like really, it's, it feels weird to think that we lived through the not existing. Because it's true. Like, Pokemon was a huge phenomenon, you know? And Pokemon made the news several times. Like, Pokemon. Like every time a game came out before like maybe like 2000 like six it was on the news like you heard about the new Pokemon games coming out, you know? Yeah.

And I guess they were fucking everywhere, man. Because we don't really use news networks anymore. You know, we don't use you the same way we used to. No, no, no. You get our news from like Twitter and shit like that. So it's different. But they weren't like a global force yet until Halo definitely made something different. different happened where it was like this is like a big thing and there's money involved I guess

yeah well it was it was Halo 2 that was like the the one the big touchstone that I remember and then called duty 4 and then after that was my warfare 2 was over it was over like after that it was like suddenly like that that was when I think it started to tilt where it's like okay so this is the biggest entertainment medium in the world now and it's like the most profitable fucking place to be it's it's a crazy fucking acceleration in popularity but I remember thinking that this was like all there was, because I was just surrounded by it. That's true. But also...

Remember the whole G4 time when G4, like, came into existence? That was why... It still exists. Yeah, so... Well, they... Well, they died and then they came back, and it was a very... Yeah, it was a very strange... Rearction.

It's a strange reerection, for sure. Rearact. But so teenagers I hated. Mutants I didn't care about. Ninjas, I did think, cool, admittedly. But the fact that there were turtles nullified everything.

I just thought it was so stupid. You never saw the triceratans with all the triceratiles when they showed up and they invented the planet or when they went to like the battle world or the Nexus when they had to do all the fights. Like that's so much cool shit. That sounds so incredibly dumb.

I can't even begin. Oh my God. The tricerat. Every time I see a triceratops, I think of land before time. Because that girl died. What? Was there a triceratops?

There was one of the little with the girl, right? Yeah, yeah, the girl who got murdered. Who got murdered? Don't she didn't get murdered? Yeah, she didn't. No, she didn't. Yeah, the Triceratops, land before time, murder. Stop.

The tragic fate of Judy Barcy from Land Before Time. You didn't know this? Stop. Did her actor die? Yeah, the girl who voiced Duckie. I'm talking about, Chris, I'm talking about the character. I'm not talking about the actual person. who got murdered.

That's not what... Next question. I thought you were talking about the covers who got murdered. Why? What I... Is Sarah? Yeah, well, no, Ducky got murdered. Ducky doesn't die.

Well, Ducky's actor does. You want to move on to the next question? Yes, please. Mcuffin McMuffin wrote it. He says, Hello LiveLeaks, Snapple Consumer, and Horny One. Horny One is not here today. He's fighting for the glory of the... He's fighting for that.

He's fighting because he's horny. Yeah, he is fighting. Yeah, he's fighting. I really want a drawing of him, like, kicking men and children off of a boat. And just saving women. Just saving women. White women, too. The black women are like, you can get on later. What the fuck?

You can get on later, right? Holy shit. All right. He goes, what's zone level or boss ruined and otherwise good game for you? For me, it was that dumbass quicksand zone in Super Metroid. Fuck that shit. I slogged my way through the last. room and it was a dead end. Love the game before and after that point, but god damn, that's slowly,

what, that's slowly timed hop you have to do to escape? Quicksand, do be, do be gay in video games, though. I don't even know what, that sentence just fell apart at the end, but God bless you for writing in. Thank you for your support. I know that part because that's one of my favorite games. It's fine. It wasn't really that big of a deal for me. This is quicksand. But, but for me, the boss fight where you fight the big asshole looking like it looks like a big ass fainter but it's in dead space one where you have to like grab the fucking things that shoots at you and shoot it back and then shoot the cannon um shoot the fucking uh like explosive can inside the asshole I hated that part of the game hated it despised it but

alas I finished it I can't think of many encounters that in games for me that I other words. I can think of games that had moments that like made me put them down. Oh, there was one in Borderlands. Borderlands 3 that I remember I was fighting this boss and I think because Borderlands is like a really self-referential like Haha LOL

XD random game. It was like a boss that his whole gimmick was that he would heal after every time he died. So like I was just fighting and I guess I just wasn't reading because I'm sure there's like a way to just put him down for good. I just didn't know what the fuck that was because the game was running so poorly because this was like the day one

and I was playing it and he just kept reviving himself and I killed him like eight times and I was like this is really not funny at this point and I just put it down

and I never picked it back up because I was just like I'm not I'm not doing that no that's not true I did pick it back up when Jalen jumped into it again we played we played constantly played like six times for an hour and we got nothing done

It was, I mean, it's a fun game, but it's also just, I don't know, it's not my, it's not something that I adore a great deal. I'm sure there are other things in games that I'm, like, forgetting, but I tend to avoid games that are, like, incredibly frustrating. You know, I try not to. You break, you break under it. Because you're like, I want to, because you want to enjoy video games. You don't want to just hate them. And for me, I'm the opposite where I like video games being super challenging, because I feel like most of it. them are super easy for the most part.

But what game may be like I can't do this? Sekaro's final boss almost pushed me to that point. Segero's a hard one. That's what's crazy is like low-key easier than other Souls games. Well, it's the final boss in Seqro. It's because you play, you have a history with proper video games.

Like games that like games that are built based on the way that, like it's like you're getting out of here only by the developer's rules. You know, you have to master the mechanics or else you're fucking done. A lot of games lately are choose your build, you know. You can, you can bypass this entirely if you have the right stats or you can farm for your fucking, you know, to make your heavy attack really, really strong so you can one shot these guys.

But like, Sacchar is a game where it's like, no, no, no, you, you have to parry and you have to hit and you have to get timing down perfectly. Yeah, it's hard. It's hard. It's kind of like, uh, well, you have to, you, it's, it's kind of like, uh, well, you have to, Well, not exactly, but it'll make sense if you think about it a little bit. But it's like guitar hero where it's like really, really rhythm-based, more so than I think Dark Souls is or any of the other Souls likes are. Like there's definitely like a rhythm to parrying and stuff and other Dark Souls and like blocking and like doing all that shit. But more rhythm of Sekaro, which is the most rhythmic out of all of them.

Yeah. That's why I love it. So good. I haven't even gotten that far in it either. But I just like I love that game. I love that game. It's so fucking cool. For me, the aesthetic, the grappling hook, all the takedowns, the sword arts.

so much of that game just makes me really, really, really, really love it. Yeah. I think I got into it just specifically because that grappling hook is great. The verticality. The verticality of that game's awesome. And it looks like Eldon Ring has a lot of that verticality too.

The only thing that sours me on Eldon Ring a little bit is like I'm kind of, I don't know, fantasy. I feel like I've seen a million times. I feel like it just kind of looks like Dark Souls again. It's very much so dark fantasy again. Yeah. So, you know, that's the thing. that's going to be like,

it's going to turn it off. I don't hate it necessarily. I just feel like I've seen, like, I feel like once you've seen one castle, you've kind of, you've kind of seen all of them. It's a bunch of cobblestone

and dark rooms and metal gates. And like, I get it, you know, and Sekiro was awesome because it was just Japan. That fucking guy on the rooftops who, like,

falls off the sky, who like jumps off the cloud or whatever at you and like screams. Yes. I love that fucking, the flying guys, like we on the top of the little things. It's,

it's, It's so cool. I gotta play Sekaro again. Maybe after... You hear them like coming at you and you're like, what? And then they crashed into you. They land into you. It sounds like fucking...

They sound like Tom and Jerry screams. They do. It's wild. Oh, by the way, I fucking Veronica and I were going through this. Not too long ago. We found this thing. Did you see this? Oh, yeah.

It really played it. It is so cool. It is so nice. neat. There's this like, it's called the cat burglar and it's on Netflix. And it's just this old style choose your own adventure like Tom and Jerry cartoon where there are so many different, it's like a trivia game and you have to get all three Cressons right to succeed. And every time you succeed or every time you fail, there are these like elaborate, really well done like classic Tom and Jerry style animations that kind of decide where you go next. And it's like this

game slash it's like an interactive show yeah it's really fucking cool me and lillian did it last night and it was wild because we're doing so bad at first yeah so bad and then like towards the end we had one life and we just didn't fuck up anymore so he went straight through all of it it was amazing but it's crazy how like well that that that that whole show like captures that tom and jerry style because i feel like because there was a movie recently a tom and jerry movie that like sucked like really, really bad because it was just A lot of action. Yeah, live action interacting with fucking.

Fuck cartoons in the human world. It's like, all right, we've seen this a fucking million times. It's so, I don't know. I guess animation is more expensive. It is, which is why this impressed me because every time you die, I was under the impression that you would just go to the same thing again, but it always like, it was always like a different sequence of animations

every time we failed. There were like some repeats, but there's a lot of work that went into that and I just wanted to shout it out a ton dude yeah and it's all fucking hilarious and like really morbid there's like a scene where you like they take their they slip out of their own like I think

they like they rip their skin off and they disguised themselves as skeletons in a museum and they slap their skin on other skeletons and like usurp the will of like it's fucking it's so fucking good it's really really funny and they put it back on and like the puppy stretched out because he's like cats

a lot taller cats fucking skeleton. It's so funny. Yeah, it's, it's, uh, I don't know why that came to mind for some reason, but, uh, interactive, bro, but, but, but, but, but, it's interactive, bro. Let's see, ppa, blah, blah, what is this? Uh, we'll go, we'll go, we'll go one more. No, man. One more question. Iron Pond, rode and he says, hello breast connoisseur hater of Superman and Superman isn't a bad character you are just dumb Chris.

Hope you dudes are having a good start to the new year. It's a bit old. My question is... Some time back. What game genre? What game or genre do you have trouble enjoying?

For me, it's rogue likes and base building RTS games. He used to be able to have a lot of fun with them, but now I struggle to. I don't know why either. I'll play one and remember why I used to like them, but then I always end up playing something else. I used to play a ton of real-time strategies when I was a kid.

I played the fuck. I never thought he was an RTS person. I played the shit out of, of like Command and Conquer Red Alert like a lot and I'm not even sure if that's an RTS it's been a while since I played because it was like 2000

but those kinds of games because that was like it was like playing on the PC felt like grown up you know it felt like cool to play on the PC and then I think I just got sucked towards my consoles

because they were a lot more approachable and they were quite frankly a little bit cooler but yeah because contals were more than just like contas are more than just like the game It's like the aesthetic of the console, you know?

Yeah, yeah. It's like the boot-up screen and like the debug menus. All that shit. So I understand. I understand that whole feeling because I was, I recently became more of a PC person. I was never really a PC guy growing up. I was always more console, more like, oh, I wanted to play this on like the PlayStation. I'm a really big fan of Nintendo Switch and all that jazz, you know.

But then as I got older, I realized that like PC is the best way to play games. You're going to play games really? Yeah. It gives you the most freedom in how you play it. I, what game genre do I not like? Man, I was actually, I hated shooting games for a long time. Oh, yeah. That's why you didn't get on board with Destiny.

You know, you fucking... Yeah. Now, all I play is pretty much shooting. Now you play more Destiny than I do. Yeah, I play Destiny a lot. But I was never really in the shooting games. I've always been to RPGs. It's a constant.

Fighting games are a common thing I played to. But that's because all of my weep, that's all of my weeb shit, you know, because obviously most fighting games are like very, like, Japanese ideas. I feel like you're, despite the fact that you're into Japanese games, I feel like you're not a visual novel person. You know, like Phoenix Wright and that type of thing? No, that's not my kind of game. Yeah. I got to be, I got to actively be doing. I have to catch my excitement somehow, you know?

And those games, like, if I'm doing, I'm just going to read a book, you know? That's kind of why I don't like playing turn-based games. a lot now. Well, you over, simplified them and called them like menu screens like DVD select screens

that really bothers me. I mean, you can... If you want to be an asshole, you can boil it down to basically just selecting a bunch of animations off of a menu.

It's really, it's really obnoxious. That's a super obnoxious way to put a whole genre because it kind of destroys the immersion of those games if you take a moment to think about that.

I just feel like if I'm playing a game, I want to control my character I want to like embody the character and move around in a 3D. Like I almost feel like a video game in my opinion should be as as not necessarily as close to VR as possible. But I feel like it should it should operate on the wavelength of trying to realize that. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of paramedopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that.

If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do. do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Here are the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod.

Say hi, hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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go experience it and I don't think I can experience it if I'm just like stuck in one place waiting for the other person to finish their fucking bullshit and then like the game stops and then I have to select what I want to it feels like those old full motion video games where like it would be like videos of people

being like what are we going to do and then they like stare at the screen you outwardly fucked up my perception of like turn base RPGs I was just like I don't think they're bad, by the way. Like, I've gotten into them again lately because, like, Final Fantasy 7 remake was great and fucking...

But that's not even Turnbase. That's an action RPG, you know? That's true. Turnbase is like... There are a good one. Like, Child of Light is another great one from Ubisoft. That's like a lesser-known one. But even something like Tactics games, like fucking...

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all play it i really want to learn how to dm that because i feel like that's a game that if we play it'd be amazing that would be a lot of fun yeah really dope uh but yeah i guess i guess oh you're not a sports i think we're both you and i are both not sports people so we tend to I can play. I haven't played them in a long time because they don't, they don't really seem different to me anymore. Yeah, it's the same shit over and over you. But I could definitely play, like, if I got 2K and, like,

someone I knew was playing it, I'd be like, yeah, I'll play 2K with you guys. I only got, I only recently started getting into, like, the racing stuff, like, Forza. I am kind of curious about Grand Turismo, although, like, I'm still never going to, like, I don't know, like those are never going to be my game of choice.

Like, if I'm going to be on a desert island, you know, and I, for some reason, have access to a, a console on a TV that work inexplicably through some arc some arcane means no way in hell I'm bringing

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