The Snark Tank - #103: Euphoria Wars

Episode Date: March 14, 2022

The trio is back! We apologize in advance for Sween's abysmal audio quality.  We talk about Euphoria (obviously), Spider-Man (obviously), Kim Kardashian some other wacky stuff.  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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Marge. Marge, they said to Edward again. Lois? The intro to this is going to be a fucking mess. Welcome to the Stark Tank. I don't know how to intro these fucking shows anymore. I've been doing this, what is this, 103 episodes or something? It is.

I'm back. I made it back from Ukraine. Yeah, yeah. Right. How'd that go? I lost. I lost a lot of men. A lot of good men.

No, lost, man. A lot of good men and women, bro. There's just a bunch of us, a bunch of us black Puerto Ricans got really mad about that Putin thing. Talking about Peter Ramasman Roses in him,

and we went there, and there's less of us now. There's a lot less of us now. I made it out. But you're back. You've made it, you made it back unswased. I mean, that's good.

Yeah. I had a lot of people died for me to live. You're like fucking, you're like Garris, you know, your whole fucking squad got fucking murked. Only you, you fucking survived. What is that? What are you drinking? What is that?

It's a pediatric. Yes, Gatorade. That looks so, that's the smallest. Little, little, little, little Gatorade, little raid. I have never seen a Gatorade bottle that small. I usually don't see. I'm very big. I'm very big, so it looks particularly.

You're not like, you're not like shack big where like everything looks like a toy to you. Like that is, I've seen you hold things that I have also held. I've seen you hold. Yeah, but, but in your hand and your hand, it'd be like, it'd be like this holding it, you know? But for me, it's a regular hand holding it. How small these my hand is? It's pretty small, bro. You think of like Woody from fucking Toy Story or something.

That sounds like such shit through Discord. It's so funny. But, uh, all right. What do we, what do we fucking, you guys were talking about Nemecians or something. I don't know what the hell was going on. Like I was, I took my, uh, headphones off to grab a hat and then I came back and you were having some ignorant fucking conversation. What was it? I mean, so I'll let you go first and I'll use my counter attack because I, like, you're wrong and you know you're wrong already.

I don't think I'm wrong. I think people just ran with it. And then nobody said anything. So just out of no way. I don't even know how Namekians were mentioned. I'm not even sure. Something about Piccolo saying nigger or something.

You brought something up like that? Yeah, yeah. And I just thought, I'm like, guys, don't you think that, like, because everyone's like, hey, Nemechians are niggas. That's just the consensus, pretty much. But when you look at Nemecians, I'm like, aren't they Arabs?

Aren't they Middle Eastern men? Now can I explain, all right? Yeah, go ahead. Okay, so we're talking about the conception of Nemecchians initially. It was just King Piccolo, his sons, like all of the demonic niggas, and then it was Piccolo, all right? Little Piccolo Jr. Those are niggas. They are the way they behave, the way they act, their sheer degrees.

of ignorance. Like they're not black men. Those are niggas. Those are, they are, the way they act is very nigger like. Okay. Pindalo being a nigger that learned from the ignorance. He's like, he's like a nigger that went to school, you know, and he's like, all right, I got to understand that the way I've been acting is not exactly right, you know? And then the mechians, and in the mechians

as a whole, they're a bit different. because it's like it's the idea of the nemechians being and this is kind of harkens back into being a black person again but piccolo was from a distant land where he was his his perception of himself is only based on a small amount of people but then him came going back to his homeland where he's from where he where his people are from it's different you know he's like oh this is my actual culture but i'm not exactly from here this is not exactly where i belong i fit more on earth that's my my home like a black African-American like a black African-American opposed to a pure nigger from Africa you know you know I you know what I feel like I feel like since niggas love Dragon Ball

Z because I mean this is for some reason I just drop facts when you're gonna deny the facts I don't think I think that you're just you're wrong derivated towards it I think I think it works for them too but I think I don't know what the hell is happening is he about to play beat saber What is he doing? I don't even know what the fuck's happening. I'm playing with little toys. Oh, oh, that's the doc cock. That's Spitterman.

That's Cockcococ. It's Dr. Cocktipus. That's so dumb. Cockter Cocktapus. Cocko-Cobtabious. Cocko-Ctavius. Cockto-Cobto-Catavis. That's a weird name.

I'm a weird guy, Peter. Pizza time. He's the second villain in the story of pizza time. We're building to you. Yeah. Some of that somehow barely beats pizza time. And he's like, it's finally over. And then you meet cocktail coctavius.

And he's like, man, the last time I met someone with a rhyming first and last name, they tried to kill me. Hope this guy is fine. that he makes penis tentacles. Exactly. I was like, that's the logical conclusion. There's a bunch of dicks. And he's like, I can't stop him.

And once they're erect, they're stronger than vibranium. I can't beat him. I can't stop him. He's stronger than pizza time. I love it. He's just, he's not even trying to kill Spider-Man. He's just trying to fuck him. And Spider-Man's doing all of his agile shit.

You know, like when Spider-Man, he's dodging all like the fucking the ninja stars or whatever fucking pizza time throws at him in the building like it's just like fucking cocks though just trying to jab him in his ass and he's trying to like dodge them and shit he's not even to get him in the

he's not even trying to fuck him it's just more like he's just trying to graze him he's just trying to like just rub it on him and he's like I'm not gay I don't want to do that the tentacles are like fuck him fucking fuck him fucking bad

and he's just like no listen to me listen to me now and the talk they're like no and then they come on people they come real hard at people I hate

they come through buildings they come through cars I really hate how important how important these fucking movies have become to this show like if you've never seen if you just don't know what Spider-Man is you're fucking, I don't even know what, how, I don't know what you're getting out of this show, but God bless you, we're sticking around.

Listen, before we get too deep into this, before I forget again, I want to mention at as early a point in the show as I can. Right. That we are doing a live show at the end of April in Richmond, Virginia at the national, April 30th. The tickets are on sale right now at tiny URL.com slash sacred 200. a sacred symbol show, which is my podcast with Colin and Dustin. It's a PlayStation show. We're going to be ranking like the best PS4 games of all time or something.

Like the top 25 games on PlayStation PlayStation 4. And Sweeney, Derek, and I will be opening for that show. We'll be doing like an hour or an hour and a half of basically audience interaction. We're going to be doing Q&As with you guys live. There's going to be fucking wild.

And I just want to say right off the bat, you better keep your fucking answers or questions brief as shit. I don't want to hear a fucking diatribe. I don't want to hear a slam poem. All right. Give me, you got to come with your A game, okay? But.

Like fucking cocktail. Yeah. I'm excited for the male groupies. Yeah, yeah. Exclusively. Male butt. I'm going there for male butt. That's why I'm going there for.

Men's a butt. Oh, my God. We're going to be live, Richmond, Virginia, April 30th. Tiny URL.com slash sacred 200. You'll get your tickets. We'd love to see you and fuck around with you guys. So I just wanted to mention that before we got too deep. Because I know that we usually mention it at the end of the show, but that's like way too late.

Right. Men's butt. Yeah. You're okay. There's something so vulgar about that. Like when you watch this episode of Boondocks, when they talk about the Booty Warrior, I'm sure you can probably see it. And what the guy says, he says. says, I'm here for men's butt, and the tone of the room just changes.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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I haven't seen it yet. Oh, man. Damn. Man, neither of I. Damn, what the job, dude? That's weird. What a weird to say, is bad bad bad.

I mean, how I thought of it, how I thought of it was, oh, that's criminal. Batman stops criminals. You know? Yeah, that is pretty criminal. That's criminal men's butt. That'd be pretty cool if Batman just turned into a serial repist.

Yeah, cool. I don't think, I don't think me and you know, have the same definition of cool, but like, hey, that'd be cool. Finally switch it up, you know, like, okay, now that they're at least diversifying the cast, you know, like giving a little fresh air, that's cool. But Batman's still doing the same fucking thing.

Like, well, what's going on here? How about we, how about we make him, uh, not an anti-hero? Let's just make him a straight up disgusting villain to the point where Joker and everyone's like actually appalled. He's just, I don't want anything to do with this guy. He's just, he's just Harvey Weinstein and, in, uh, can we can, can, okay, Guys, so look, okay, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not the biggest, the best or biggest writer ever. But there are certain lines you don't cross.

You don't make Batman a serial rapist. You don't make the main character of any story you're writing a rapist. That is not where you go. I guess. You don't do that. You don't just, not where you go. You can make him a psychopath. You can make him a killer.

But rape is never where you go. I feel like if Ryan Johnson got a hold of the Batman script, he would totally do it. Yeah, it would, it would, he would subvert expectations. I'm so sick of you. What makes it worse is that Ryan Johnson's actually straight up a good director, like actually. Well, he's not bad. I mean, like, I saw Looper a long time ago and I was like, oh, this movie's fine. I had fun watching it.

Nah, dude, knives out is a great movie, bro. Like, straight up, the movie is awesome. I heard it's good. I just, we all know that Ryan Johnson was just, he's a, fucking hipster and he did what any hipster would love to do to Star Wars. Like he, they gave it to the wrong guy and he didn't want to

I totally think it's that. That's why he even used fucking words as you never want to use the word subvert expectations in a fucking basic ass movie like Star Wars. This guy was like, let me just fuck this thing up. Let me just completely make sure that there's nothing linked to the first movie. Who does that? A hipster?

I disagree. I think they gave him a dumpster fire and they were like, hey. No, they didn't give him a dumpster fire. They gave him fucking soft reboot of a new hope. Now do fucking Empire Strikes back. Look, look, look. Let me tell you. Let me tell you why.

No, you're fucking, you're way off base. You're way off base. No, no, no, no, I'm not way off base. Star Wars is a huge portion of my life, bro. You said you a dumpster fire? You thought the Force Awakens, aka softened of a new hope of the dumpster fire? I think that the story that was initially planned,

the original story. I've heard word. I've read articles. That's always an original story, man. But listen, but listen, listen, listen. I think what happened was initially the characters were going to enter the scene was going to be like Ray, Finn, all of them are going to enter the scene. And they were going to be very reminiscent. And no, very reminiscent of the beginning story.

But obviously we learned through the first series and the second series that the way everything is, that's really, really cool. I'm really jealous that you have toys and I don't have toys now. I want to go buy toys. But I have toys they're in storage, though. I have a Spider-Man and all that shit, man. You got to. I don't have, I don't have any. I don't.

Like, I look, one from when I was fucking 10 years old, it's still survived, even though my dog chewed on the hand a little bit. You got, you got Shaq? Digger? Is that Shaq? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he he's that is that shock? He's that. She's got his dope-ass yellow fucking shirt on, man. That's a good shirt.

Why do Shaq have a yellow shirt? Is that Shaq? I locate, no, high key. I actually would like a Shaquillo, a Neal action figure. Is that Shaq? Shaquillo, not steel, not fucking Kazam or whatever, but Shaq. Kazam! Hey, a yellow shirt.

Sweet Christmas. Look at me, I'm Luke Cage. I said the end word on Netflix. niggit. No, actually, look at all, I thought the whole series is really unfortunate. I feel like Luke Cage would say that in word, I'm being real with you. Yeah, he should have every other sentence. I wouldn't

say every other sentence. But, uh, but I'm, no, because he's old school. He's not about that life. He's old school. The thing about Luke Cage is that I feel like Luke Cage would, well, Luke Cage is married to a white woman, so I feel like he's already half his heart is gone already. He's already been, he's already been,

he's lost half the fight. He's already lost half of a fight. He's already He lost half his fight. You know, he's like, you know, I was going to marry a white woman and just calm myself down. Just not really feel anything. You're still, but you still, you still, you need, you need, I'm not going to go there. Just keep going. Let's go.

Just keep going. I'm saying is that once you, once you lose, once you leave your race, let's you start daying outside the race. Oh. There's, you know. See, I didn't want to go there, but what the fuck are you talking about, son? What do you mean, bro? Well, once you... You are not Mexican, sir.

My girlfriend's a black woman. What are you talking about? Lillian Herrera is a black woman. So, okay, so now that you... Let's elephant in the room. We all know Lily isn't fucking real. But for the longest time, you've been saying she's Mexican, right? Now all of a sudden you're saying she's black.

She's a black woman. So what happens is this, right? So, hold on. Lily is real. She's just a ditto. And she just... She just turned into it. And she just went off her.

Or she could turn into shutting up sometimes, but that's another. Yo, Dana Ditto would be pretty dope. Because, like, say, what if you were like, you know, a little. What if you want to experience one day with a dude, you know? Yeah, you were a little curious. Exactly.

She turns in a shack. She turns in a shack. You guys are taking this in very bizarre directions. But I've always maintained, I've always maintained that if. Because there's a lot of, I don't know, like Markiplier did that video of like all the Pokemon that he would smash or pass or whatever the fucking. There's this weird thing going online right now about like who, which Pokemon would you fuck? And it's like, it's really disgusting because they're kind of animals and the fact that he's even like, it's already, it's already.

I wasn't even aware of that. Dude, it's all right. Well, it's been a, it's technically been a problem forever because Pokemon are just are very furry adjacent. I mean, like that. Oh, absolutely. So it's always been a thing online. But. Hi, I'm Dr. Jacobman and I'm the host of Beyond the Squy

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. One. $20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, $20 billion recovered. Actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. I've always maintained that the only acceptable answer is ditto. Like it's the only acceptable answer because it can just transform into like whatever. Turning to Jesse. No, wait, yeah, Jesse, right? No, James. Team Rockett.

Turned to James, exclusive. You know, James was more feminine. He actually had probably had softer skin. Probably had better bussy. You know what I mean? You don't turn it to James. What is that face? What are you doing?

That's the Kuwait's there, but like the sexual one, you know? Yeah. Oh, my fucking God. Damn it, I'm sad. I'm really stumbed upon some good pussy. I'm really bummed that none of us saw the Batman movie because I did a, I don't know if you saw that review. That weird fucking dude did.

I saw it, dude. I'm sorry to cut you off. And I know you're aware of this, obviously, because people must have tagged you. But I was like, let me see what Philip DeFranco has to fucking say about the Ukraine or whatever the fuck. All of a sudden, he's talking about the Batman. Your video pops up. I was laughing my ass off and I was not expecting that at all.

Yeah, I did like a fake racist. I did a fake review of the Batman where I complained about how many black people were in it because there was this video going viral of some dude going like, I just He's like Oh man What does he say You have Jim Gordon

You have Jim Gordon Who's black in this You've got catwoman Who's not white in this And you've got the mayor Who's a black woman I didn't like that And knocked a couple points of the film off

To be honest And it's just like this really bizarre Rant in the middle of this Batman interview Good white people or something Yeah Yeah There's only like two good white people In this or some shit

that now it's an eight out of ten yeah yeah and and like I saw that video and I was like this is too funny and then I I ran to my car I put like sunglasses on I put like a beige like generic hat on I put I grabbed a red flannel with an

American flag pin on it and I just got in my car and like did the same thing basically and I posted to Twitter and a bunch of people just thought it was totally real so I have I have these people in my in my DMs still

and it's it is some of the I love when people think that's real because it's the best it is the best it makes it funny for me is that I've known Chris for years and he's never ever ever ever ever worn a flannel ever never I've never seen Chris with a flannel

on ever and I was like oh this is a joke because he has a flannel on instantly before he said anything I mean I also had an American flag pinned to the lapel I thought it was like

You're not a patriot Are you not a patriot bro? You're not a patriot bro? That's so good I love that See that's what the internet should be for though No 100% There was

Did you see that this guy He went viral like I think a year or two ago Where there was people That were actually taking him seriously And I couldn't believe it where he's sitting in his car eating McDonald's, and he's talking shit about Obama. Like,

it starts off by saying, this message goes out to, uh, former president and current homosexual Barack Hussein Obama. And then he's just like, do you like this, you un-American fuck? You can't eat this where you're from,

huh? That was fake? I actually didn't know that one was fake. I didn't care about it, really, but I didn't know that one was fake. I'm being dead serious. I didn't.

I'm being 100%. Dude, it's too current homeless, like, he says you can't eat this in Hawaii you Muslim bastard like everything he's saying is so fucking stupid and he's like I just it's good we catch up I just wanted to uh you know hit you up and say fuck you it's it's just on the level enough to where he's talking like he wouldn't be serious but what he's saying is so over the top I literally I literally I literally I literally said

what really grinds my gears as the great Peter Griffin would say no one made it what made It's insane. That's funny. What made it funniest was that, like, you were like, and there's also a black mayor, and that's literally impossible. There's also a black female mayor, and that's literally impossible. And that part made me laugh my ass off because I was just like, what? But you know what? This goes into exactly what we talk about on the show sometimes.

We're like, I, that video was one take. It was 58 seconds. I thought of it literally instantly after I saw that other video and I was like, I'm going to go do this. It's going to take like maybe two minutes max to do this. I threw it out. I didn't even title it anything. I was just like Batman review. And I just threw it on Twitter and fucking 70,000 views on Philip DeFranco, like circulating the internet.

And I have a video I've been working on for weeks that is just, I can. tell. It's not even going to be remotely as, it's just not, it's not going to hit in the same way. Like I can already tell it. I'm like, God damn it. This stupid motherfucking video would be pretending to be racist. That's what people want, I guess. People like that, this TikTok easy

shit, man. Like, it's that's every, people. People don't like to think about content, man. They don't have to, they don't want to have to look at it and it was like, and absorb. Like, people have problems with like, I mean, hey man, if that's what people want, I'll make more of it. But like, I mean, I'm just saying, like, it's, it's, it's, it's noticeable. It's noticeable at this point.

That's like people love streaming, bro. I'm a streamer. I stream regularly, you know, but like, you know, like it's not, it's not YouTube content. It's not like jakey going on a da fucking hour long diet tried about why Last of Us 2 has its problems. People probably saw they were like, oh, that's too stuck that through and they didn't even watch the video. Oh, yeah. They stopped. They left the comment and he dipped. Yeah, I probably like, you're Abby trends. and then left. Abby, Abby big mushyly arms jerk me. I feel like where they fucked up the most of that,

they should have just made everyone that jacked like in gears. And then it then it would just. They should have given Abby a fat ass and big tities too along with being jacked. He should have been built like China from WWE. That would have been perfect. If everybody in Last of Us

had China's build. Can you imagine how drastically that would affect every single dramatic moment of that game. Fucking Dina, like, Dina like, nurturingly patting Ellie on the back and there are these two hulking fucking massive people. I'd be all in. I'd be all in.

Because it's like, I don't want realism in a video game to be honest. I don't care about it. Dude, that's why Eldon Ring and like all these other fucking, every video that explodes, not every video game that explodes is not realistic. You know, it's never, like they do well. Like, I'm not saying they don't do well. Like, last of us stayed very, very well.

And, you know, a lot of the god of war, obviously, is like, that's less realistic, but it's more grounded, you know? It's like, it's, oh, people, you know, everybody's a real person. Those do well, and they do well for the brands and all that, and they, and I like some of those games. Red Dead Red Dead Red Dead Redemption 2 is fucking phenomenal, and it's exactly a great example of one of those. But the games that really hit, like that blow up,

like Eldon Ring right now, That's not, nothing about that makes any sense. Nothing about it. Not even a little bit. It's not, it's not red dead. You're going to finally going to die? What's happening? You can walk around like a regular person does in that game.

No, you can't. No, you can't because you can twist on a dime, like really quick. That's walking. That's not, that's not rotating your body. That's not rotating. That's not rotating. Dude, for real, though, Eldon Ring is probably like one of the biggest things I think I've ever, like one of the biggest games I think I've ever fucking seen.

Like, I had, I had people ask me about that game that have no reason to be asking me about video games. Like, people are my family. Like, my mom and my aunt, my fucking accountant. I was talking to my accountant about taxes. He was like, uh, he was just making conversation while he was like crunches of numbers. And he was like, hey, have you heard this Eldon Ring thing? I've been thinking about it.

And I was like, you don't play anything. Like, you've never once expressed anything to me that you like are interested, like at all. He was like, yeah, but I keep hearing about it. I keep seeing things about it online. It seems kind of cool. I think, like, Skyrim and, like, Halo 3. And, like, Fortnite counts as well, but I think Fortnite was different

because that was a service game that kind of eventually became big. It didn't launch huge, like, Skyrim or Halo 3. Definitely not. But, like, this is the first time in a long time that I've seen a game launch like this and just, like, explode. Everyone in their mind.

I think George Hardard Martin, like, yeah, I think him being a part of it, just his name. and those same people that are asking about it are huge Game of Thrones. You ask your accountant if you watch Game of Thrones and I guarantee you we did. And so when he's hearing this,

George Hart R. Martin is associated with it that are going to be like, oh, interesting. Like, because there's been a lot of, when Dark Souls 3 came out, that was like all everybody was talking about for a while. Especially when the Ring City DLC came out, that was like just jack off content. And none of those people gave a flying fuck about any of that shit.

Now the hype is real. There's a fucking horse. Everyone loves horses. It's the names that attach to it. It's the fact that as a video game, it's damn near perfect. It's like a lot of things that are going on to it. And then they have obviously Martin. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman.

And I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids' fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back.

If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod.

Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time. goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. And it got delayed a bunch. What happened is that it got delayed, it got delayed like a few times, right? As a games get delayed. there's a lot of speculative eyes on it, people that are ready to tear it down always. It got delayed and it came out fucked. Then it has Martin's gameplay on it, and it's also a Souls game.

Let's be fair, every Souls game has been at least great. Even Dark Souls 2. People don't like Dark Souls, I'm not the biggest fan of Dark Souls 2, but it was at least a great game. It was a bad Souls game. I'll give it that. It wasn't quite as good as Dark Souls 1 or 3

or maybe even Demon Souls, but it was still really good. So that's still fun, that track record, that track record for game after game after games. Not to mention, the last one came out like four years ago, I think. Four years ago, maybe three, four years ago. Well, not only that. Well, Securo, Demon Sol's remake came out. Yeah, but that's not From.

That's Blue Point. It is From, I guess, because it's the framework of From, but it's a, that's a Blue Point game, I consider it. I think the thing is, from has always made, like, or at least Sin, Demon Souls, I would say. They've been on a pretty good hot streak of like really like, really like, form of it. Like, I was never really that big of a fan of Dark Souls, one, two, and

three. Like, I never really got into them. I might be able to get into them now that I'm a little bit more familiar with. Yeah, because what's different for you? What's different? Why, like, is Eldon recaptured you and not the other ones? I think it's the world for you. That's right. I think, yeah, what I'm impressed most by is just the way that the open world

feels genuinely enjoyable to go through instead of, it doesn't feel like a UBSOFT game where there's just like a million markers and a bunch a side quest and a bunch of annoying characters that you can't, that you have to interact with in order to unlock a bunch of shit. It's very, it's very much like, hey, here's the world, go fucking get. It reminds me of Breath of the Wild and like Shadow the Colossus and that kind of thing, where it's like, it's a big open space, but you're not really, you're not intrusively guided anywhere. There's no, like, big beacon in the sky, like, go over there. There's no, like,

list off to the side of all the things you have to do or, like, all the hides that you have to collect to upgrade your fucking thing. It varies, like, it's all, it's all. It's all, exploration base and I really fucking dig that and that is a is a nice vehicle to get you into like the Souls loop of combat because in previous Dark Souls games the thing that bothered me is just like

it's it's super linear and it's very trial and error it's like a very it's a it reminds you of Sonic almost where it's like okay like I had no idea that was I had no idea that guy was going to be around the corner with a fucking axe that that was going to hit me in like one shot I have to have played the game before to do that and if you go through Dye

I die in the same hallway over and over again. And you get like maybe two steps further and there's some new bullshit that you couldn't possibly predict that kills you and then it's like the same thing over and over again. But in this one, if that happens, you could just go somewhere else. It becomes like way less repetitive, I guess, and it becomes a little bit more interesting for me to play. I like Sekiro as well, although I never finished it because I just got sucked away from, I got to pulled away to other things that I had to play.

But I don't know. I think Bloodborn, Sekiro, and this, I found more captivating than Dark Souls. But also, all those other Dark Souls games were before this. So maybe it's just a matter of taste evolving. I could see myself enjoying Dark Souls 3 at the very least if I went back to play it. But I don't know, man. This is just, I can't stop playing this fucking game, man. It's so good.

And the customization, the character customization is so stupid. I've seen so many. I've seen SpongeBob. I've seen SpongeBob twice. and I'm like, what the fuck? You fuck made SpongeBob. It's so good. I love it.

Yeah, it's pretty good. Oh, you, so Derek mentioned something in the last episode, I believe, about, what, do you want to, do you want to intro this? Because you know more about this than I, obviously. Yeah, we were talking about, I think we were talking about obscure things or like Mandela effect kind of things. I don't really remember, but I just know that I mentioned. a kid show that I used to watch when I was young, and I thought maybe I made it up because I couldn't find it. Now, the reason why I couldn't find it is I remembered it incorrectly because I was a dumb-ass kid.

So people, a lot of people found it. It's called Blinky Bill because I described there being a stupid wombat that had like a clothes on, and he would say extraordinary. That was like a catchphrase in the show. And everybody was pointing out Blinky Bill. Here's the thing. I searched this with my roommate a few months ago. And that show came up, but I'm like, this is an Australian show.

It can't be it. I'm an American. You know, I listen to fucking, I listen to fucking Gallo's theme song on repeat. You know, like, this is not my jam. So, but then it turns out somebody showed me, slid in my DMs and said, it aired in the U.S. The U.S. picked it up in 94. So I was like, okay,

It has to be that. You know, because I was just thinking maybe I was a dumb-ass kid and I just saw a preview of it. And for some reason, I thought I watched a show. But I was like, how the fuck it would be in the U.S.? But yeah, it's, it's a, it's an Australian show. I don't remember them talking funny at all as a kid. I just, I just, I didn't say with an accent. You were saying funny. Like, you know, look, you talk stupid. Look at him. Stupid prison island, their dumb accents. Stop. I'm just kidding. I love Australian people, actually. Actually, they're, they're what to, I give them a pass of talking goofy. You know, we have a little bit of beef with the UK. You know, there's a couple of, there's a couple.

They sound dumb. They sound, if you're from the UK and you're not black, you sound stupid. I'm saying that right now. Oh, my God. Look, some of the, the UK YouTube space, they're dominant. Even like, say, the Dark Souls guy. What's that guy's name, like something. Vigio?

Yeah. On TV, that fucking guy. This is gorgeous. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist, Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal.

A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloated. chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomach cake every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with.

So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation plus some. fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open or a call center.

is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Exactly. So there's plenty of guys that sound like, Henry Cavill kind of sounds like that guy. They just have these pleasant voices. I'm assuming Vanti Vigia is a black man. That's why. That's why he doesn't sound stuff.

He's not. I know he's not. I know he's not. I just putting it on. I just like, I wanted to be black. It would be awesome if it was. He was like a gorgeous black man with like long flying.

No, no, no, no. Like the perfect, the perfect like, like Kilmonger Dreads. Like it is the perfect. I'd be like, yes, dude. I'm so happy. You look like it. It's like, it's like when people find out the voice actor for Cuphead was a black guy. Dude, what's crazy is that he plays in a D&D campaign called Black Dice Society.

And I know that guy. And I've watched that shit for like two years. And when I saw it was him, I was like, how the fuck does he contort his voice like that? Because that sounds nothing like him at all. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's like it's like Tomar. It's like Tomar. That's when you know you're good.

That's when you know you're good. It's what, dude, it sounds nothing like him. Like very far off base. It's, it's. It's crazy to see that voice come out of that man Because it's just like it's not a large muscular black dude Yeah and he's like Hey what's up it's me cup head

And you're like Jesus Christ This is this is I don't even know how to describe it It would be like if you saw like a It would be like if It would be like if a clown Bursted out of your closet and had your mom's voice It's just like something really

Something just the What the fuck is it? It's like the juxtaposition of like person to voice is so jarring. That like I just, it was interesting, man. That guy's a good voice actor if he can do that because that's really fucking crazy. But yeah, I don't know. I don't even know what we were talking about. What were we saying?

I don't know. Cartoon show. I just, oh, I just want to say before we get too deep into it. But I just want to say thank you to everybody who reached out because everybody was sending that. And like, is it this and this? And I couldn't respond to all of them. Yeah, I had a bunch of people, I had a bunch of people sending me that Spider-Man comic that I was talking about that I couldn't remember that fucking ugly, fucking 3-D Gary's. What was it called again?

I watched the episode. It was, it was-quality of life. Yeah, it was Spider-Man quality of life. And it was made with like fucking Gary's mod or some shit. Like insane. That's awesome. I don't even. It's,

it doesn't seem like it should exist. And I, I definitely want some copies now. I, I saw you guys to talk about that. And I was like, that's quality of life they're talking about. And I didn't remember how bad it was until I looked at it.

And I was like, holy shit. This is horrible. It is, it is the, I have a hard time believing that there is, is an uglier comic than that. There's one that I can argue is pretty bad.

It's so bad that there are moments that Spider-Man looks like a black man. There's so moments that Peter looks like a black man. Oh. I don't know why you would think that's a bad thing. It's weird. Because Peter's not a black man. I mean, whatever. You got a problem?

Starting to sound like Putin now. Yeah. Nah, bro. I fought against him. I don't ever call me. Who you, Ben Shapiro? Listen, what was it called? What was it called?

Origin of Species. Oh, geez. Oh, shit. Oh, it's charged, too. What are you even noticed? Origin of Species. Spider-Man Origin of Species? That's what's called?

Yeah, it's a Spider-Man comic where Norman Osborne and his wife, his girlfriend at the time have a baby. And they're trying to figure out, like, what the fuck, the, the goblet for him is going to be in that kid's blood. And people are trying to get it. This is nowhere near as ugly. It's pretty bad, bro. It's, I mean, it's not fantastic. This is got, you're, you're wilding if you think this is. uglier than that fucking than quality of life

I don't think it's ugly I think it's up there though it's not quality of life is bad Quality of life looks like Looks like a kid took pictures of his PS2 game engine on his Motorola razor and made a comic out of the Out of the images

Like that is a bad Ugly fucking comic Origin of the species looks like a little bit lazy Sure but like it's It's at least fucking drawn God damn Peter Parker Parker looks like fucking a nigger.

No, he, no, not for what I've seen. He just looks like, he looks like Superman. Why? It looks like, uh, yeah, he looks, he looks, I guess they're like, hey, remember the animated series Spider-Man? He has, he has even, uh, he has even like the little curly thing in the image. Yeah, right, right?

Yeah, this design is definitely, uh, based off of the original, like, the original Spider-Man. Because even in the original comics before them, when he was, like, a kid, They made him look like a little like, he just looked odd to me because there are moments where Spider-Man is like sort of built, but then there are moments that people would draw him because whenever I would think of Spider-Man being drawn, he's supposed to be very thin. Yeah. He's like a small guy. Like he would, I wouldn't say he's quite as thin as Chris, but he's like not an imposingly framed dude at all. He's like five foot like 10 if I'm not mistaken and he's like thin and he looks small.

And I think that was the point of Spider-Man's character because he'd be stronger that he's like, why he's like, why he's. he's so fast and strong. He shouldn't be like this. Yeah. I feel like I think it was like something like kale, you know? Like, somebody like that. Maybe a slightly more body weight than kale.

Maybe slightly. Slightly, but not much. Like I feel like, uh, was that black cat? No, okay.

What's up? Save. I don't know. You want a fucking deviant mod? What's going on here? Right click. Uh, no,

I think, um, I don't know, that was a fucking ugly con. But I had people sending me like screenshots of Dr. Octobus's ugly fat, lips like just all over my fucking DMs on Twitter on Instagram everywhere because people I guess like because I found it later on in the

episode but I guess people were like looking it up as they were listening oh right right right yeah yeah but fucking damn I love Spider-Man bro just looking at all these comics and looking at all the shitties I just he's just the best you're such a virgin man he's anyway so what I'm saving myself from marriage what else what else did we tell there was that Kim Kardashian thing that she got trending for because she did this weird interview

or was it Kim Kardashian or was it one of the other ones? I can't even tell them apart. No, it was her and it was like the family. I don't know what the interview was for, but I saw some of that. Yeah, and she was like, my advice to women is to get out there and work. People don't want to work anymore.

And it's like, wow. Oh, man, here we go. And one of the other ones too was like, Yeah, like a cheerleading her saying that. And then the mom, the, the Jenner mom was there. Like, yeah, you know, they're all, it was my, it just made me want to, like, hit them so bad. Like, you know, like, you just wanted to kind of come there and just, just, because it's so, it just seems so fucking disconnected from reality when you're, you've had a silver spoon your entire life. Oh, yeah.

You know, your, your dad was an, was a famous lawyer. Rob Kardashian, I think. I think that was the guy that... Yeah, Robert Kardashian Sr. So he was... They already had money. And then they got with the, the Jenner stuff or whatever

or something. They all got intertwined. They've always had money. Like Tim Kardashian. He married to American hero. So they made... They married to American hero. Right.

And now he's just like, oh, here we go. I just have money. Like, I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna go as far to say she has not worked for what she's earned. You know? I would.

I would absolutely say. I would absolutely say that. The basis of what she has, she did not work for. She's not self-made by any means. I don't think she worked for anything. She hired people that did good work for her. But listen, but listen, listen, let's be real. Let's be real.

Her ability to stay relevant. There are so many people that have come from relevancy. Oh, they did this thing and then they disappeared. And then they did this thing and she disappeared and all and stuff like that. she has maintained relevancy for 15 years bro always being that it person always being a person under the paparazzi's eye and though it may not be the most respectable means of staying relevant she has managed to do that i'm not giving her credit for you know she fucked rajay and i could have been like oh sex tape of kim kardashian release but no she they turned that into a show

then after the show it turned into her own fucking brand of like things then she like married this person, and she hopped to this way, she'll all that stuff. It is taking the work to stay that relevant. She didn't have to do any of that. She didn't have to do anything, though. That's not like you, her staying relevant is just making the decision to stay relevant.

It's not the same as like, it's not the same as like a woman that has like two kids and like a single mom working every day to put food on the table. It's not the same thing. And, you know, and a platform she was given based on her birth and her family has already put her an elevated plane from all of us, disnaturally. So why the fuck would she say that? Why would she say

stupid for saying nobody wants to fucking work these days? You just got to work hard. The only thing she did say that was any useful was surround yourself with like-minded people you know like that or fucking want that want to work. Yeah, I agree with that. I definitely agree with that like yeah. That's that's not invalid but it rings hollow coming from somebody who just doesn't need to. They don't, she doesn't need to work. That's the thing. And she's And they're not really working. They just exist and they hire people to work for them. And it's like that's fine.

A bunch of wealth for no reason. Like you don't even need like at a certain point. Like I very much so understand. I feel like people don't get this. I feel like this is a sign that the world doesn't understand and it's weird to me. But you're going to die one day. All this insane amount of wealth you're coveting and you're acquiring, you're going to be dead.

And that's just going to be in a. bank somewhere. Like eventually there's no more need to just keep getting money. Like the amount of money you're getting is not going to go with you. It's not. You know what upsets me? You don't upset me even more. All these people are very, like saying like Connie, for example, they're very religious

people. And I'm like, Jesus was very adamant about not being a rich piece of shit. Yeah. And none of them give two fucks. and I'm like, yo, you're making so much money. You're hoarding so much money. And it's like, dude, I forgot the quote because I haven't been to church in so many,

but it's just like, that's one of the lowest tier. Go ahead, go ahead, say it. I think it's like it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man enter the gates of heaven. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And it's like, these niggas all know this, but then they're all like, yeah, I don't care about that.

It's even more egregious when you think about those people with the mega churches, like the fucking, those Joe, the Joel Osteen times, where we're like, but there's, but there's, there's so much fuckery in it because what happens is a lot of the capital, and this is like, this is like far on like sociology, political science bullshit. But it's like the belief in, um, the belief of being in God's favor is kind of what led to the belief in like, like, like, very capitalistic mindset because you are favored by God. Therefore, you are able to acquire wealth, you know, the, Lord's blessing you to gain this wealth.

Even though it goes against his words. No, no, though it does go against the word, but people believe that since God is blessing me to have this much money, I am favored by God because of how much money I have. That's a cool way. That's a cool way to excuse your greed. That's a very cool way to excuse your greed. It's really, it's fucked. And it's typical, it's baseline, typically evangelical mania bullshit.

It was like, oh, yeah, this is fine. If you think about it, God wants me to kill Gapien. It's like, bro. I don't know. I mean, real talk. Dude, but the thing that's crazy, though, is like, right now it's, it's fucking, did you see that? I'm sure maybe you've seen this, Kingston.

I'm not in L.A., so I don't see this. But the gas prices in L.A. right now are fucking bewildering. I saw somebody share a screenshot of gas. And this is like somebody, a friend of mine who, like, shared on their story of, like, around where they live, and I recognize the gas station. I used to walk there all the time.

The gas is 725 per gallon per gallon. And that is the federal minimum wage. And then meanwhile, you've got Kim Kardashian being like, people don't want to work anymore. It's like, shut the fuck up, you don't hurt. That's a dumb thing coming for someone like her, you know. It's like when Stephen Colbyte,

like recently too, I wanted to bring this up just because I saw, I thought it was so fucking wildly disconnected. The fucking Stephen Colbert clip of him being like, you know what? I'm willing to pay that much money to stick it to Russia. And it's like, it's not even a matter of like being pro or anti-Russia or pro-Ranky Ukraine. It's like everybody's anti-Russia right now. Like it's not like a brave thing to do.

Russia sucks. But like the idea of like, oh, this very, very rich man is very, is fine paying for gas for cars that he probably doesn't drive himself. Cool. Very neat, Stephen. It's the weird. Shut the fuck up. It's insane to expect that like some random motherfucker working at Burger King is just going to be okay

spending 725 going to like paying for the gas. Dude, when gas was $4, I remember like barely making enough to drive to work and drive back. I would come home with maybe after all that, after all of the expenses of like just basic food on lunch and then just like fucking

gas, I came back every month with like maybe like 370 bucks. And I was saving. And that was a while ago. So like 725 per gallon is fucked. It's insane. And the worst thing about the gas prices is nobody talks about this. And it's probably because the oil tycoons are just fucking probably putting out paying people to like never mention that first of all, the barrels that have already been purchased and they're being distributed at the gas station right now are already paid for

Yeah, exactly How are you fucking manipulating the prices for something that already exist? So if you paid for like- Because they need profit Derek. What are you talking? You sound stupid You dumb, dude? You stupid, they want money For the new it's so stupid. It's like for the new barrels the new price should reflect it and it's reflecting on the shit that's already been purchased and distributed Like how people have not figured out how we're getting fucked in the ass so hard No one's talking about that I literally like I watched like the like I watched

Who's the South African guy that does the daily show? Noah? Trevor Noah yeah So I want to see his take on the gas thing And like Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the script The podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter.

In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CBS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with.

So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod.

Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23. after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is

always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. I feel like I think he was the only one that actually brought up that point. And I was like, why isn't everybody? Because people are just talking about it's ridiculous and this and that. And I was like, well, can we focus on these pieces of shit that were just raking in hundreds of billions of dollars each quarter? We never, we never talk about real problems, dude.

That is never what's brought up. It was international women's day, right? Right. recently and people are like their wage gaps and all this bullshit and I was like yes but do we understand why that is a problem and where it stems from or we're just like women get paid less we make less and it's like well my favorite thing you got to you got to understand that it's it's a way bigger problem than women just get paid less it's a big societal problem that no one talks about because everyone's like women are women get paid the same it's like yes they do but

they're kind of shoehorned into these like lesser paying jobs by net naturally because of the way society views that as a group yes as a group yes that is why it happens and but no one talks about that part that's the part that no one ever brings up everyone's like women just get paid less or no they don't this bitch has the same job as me and we get the same benefits and it's like you You got to have the real conversation. I don't know, man. The wage gap shit is always hilarious to me because it's always, all these companies always come out and be like, we want to end the wage gap. And the thing that's always been amusing to me about these fucking these things specifically.

And it's always been, always been funny to me. My opinion has not changed on this. It's just the idea that you have a company who is, you know, tweeting or posting things on social media or like making advertising campaigns about how like we want to end the pay gap. We want to, you know, stop paying women less. You're admitting. You're admitting that you are paying women less. You, by the very acknowledgement that that is a problem, you yourself are suggesting that you are not solving the problem. Right.

It's so fucking baffling. It's so crazy because I remember hearing that argument when I was younger and like my whole life I was like, oh, what's this thing? And then I remember I spoke to my aunt's about it. I was like, hey, Auntie, do you get paid less? He was like, for my position, I don't get paid less. But what happened is that a lot of women that go for my position just don't get the job. They just don't. They are denied the jobs because of several other things.

And more women are forced into sort of like not forced, but guided into these more positions that are not exactly. That's a lot of social conditioning. And that's social conditioning. That's a problem. And that is the problem. The argument that was popping up a lot, though, especially lately in the past few years, was that they were getting paid less for the same job. That was the argument.

And that's not exactly it. Well, see, look, there is some truth to that, but it's like why. The question is ever, there's never asked, the question was why. But if you just actually go out and see why, because it is a, it's illegal to, let's say, you have a starting base pay and then pay the woman less than the base. What is happening is a lot of times, and I, there's, so much anecdotal experience that everybody's probably experienced where there's a guy that either lies on his resume, he does what he's doing, like a lot of, you know, they do things

to get more money. And a lot of times women, they don't fucking do that shit. They keep their head down. They grind. And they're not fucking getting ahead because they're not doing scummy little things to kind of like step on to people and shit. And then women that usually try to go for those positions and do stuff like that, It's societal again.

People are like, oh, that girl's a bitch or she's not, she's hard to work all that stuff. Like it's, it's, it's a deep societal ingrained problem that we're not fixing the right way. Yeah. I mean, eh, what? Like, you disagree with that? Eh, you know. And like, in like actual realness, like outside of us being like assholes and memers. I think, look, man, we talked about this before the show.

Like, how do I say this? He's not like me. If you, listen, man, fine. But like, I don't know, man. If you have an avenue open to you where you take a picture of your face and make $2,000. Okay. We go, we're going. We're going to the good old, good old.

Look, no, for real. Look, I don't even, like, look, I understand this is going to sound super sexist and misogynistic like I hate women. It's all true. But feminist Kingston, feminist Kingston recedes into misogynist sween. I'm just saying, I'm just saying from the perspective of someone who's worked a lot and is, still just kind of getting fucked by like the government and all these other fucking things out of my money it's very when i go online and i see a lot of women complaining about money and they have only fans accounts and they're making hand over fist for photos of themselves i'm not

going to lie it's a little hard it's a little hard to take a lot of of like financial things here and I know that's not necessarily like an avenue that's open to every single woman you know what I mean like fucking I want to stop you there I want to stop you there yes it is but I understand that a lot of them they don't want to do it I I guess okay I understand yeah it is no dude I have seen it let me let me let me finish no no I'm not I'm not gonna chill I'm not gonna chill let me finish because look it dude I have seen some busted up women on having only fans because I've done some I've done some fucking deep dives of like

I'm scared ugly fans because there's a network a lot of them retweet each other and stuff a lot of them support each other again sex workers support each other so sometimes I'll do deep dyes to see who's on what and whatever what kind of stuff is being posted some women don't even show their faces and they have huge followings I'm like that's

awesome at the anonymity and they're still making all this money they don't they don't get naked at all you see that guy that guy who photoshops himself into a woman and makes bank off of people who like pretend. Yes, that is complete Friday

you go to jail. That's, I wouldn't, I wouldn't do that because you can literally go to jail for that though. Oh, really? No, that's,

no, it's listed. No, it isn't. If you're, if you're, you're, you think you're paying for a product that's not real.

No, no, no, because it says in, it says, like, he admits to it. Oh, oh, he misses it then,

okay. It's not up front. It's not as up front as it should be, but it's, it's disclaimed. If you want it, If you want that information, it's there. Okay.

It's like, okay. He knows what he's doing then. Okay. He doesn't, I thought he was just like, okay. Okay. I can't remember, this is also a while ago that I heard this. I don't know.

I mean, that's, that's awesome. That's a fucking skull of galaxy brain right there, man. What are you going to say? Yeah, I just got to finish this point because I, I feel like there's this weird. I feel like working hard. If you,

if you don't have to work hard, you shouldn't work hard. This is how I feel. I feel like in life, you know, it is finite when you think about time, you know, relative to time, right? So you shouldn't spend all of your life busting your ass and being stressed out and crying and killing yourself over work and shit like that. If you don't have to, in my opinion, I am envious of though. I just, a video that I'm going to drop soon, I'm talking about Amaranth where she got the idea from that fucking 90-day fiancé chick to sell farts in a jar.

like and then she's just making thousands of dollars off of selling and you know amaranth is not because um i saw a video somebody opening one and he's like oh my god it's so pungent i'm like she's spraying fart spray in a jar obviously you know you're not you're not gonna trap a fart to it's gonna be so fucking densed and punt like it's so stupid but yeah it's not real making so much money off it and this chick from nine-day fiance she did that first and she became a millionaire off of doing it last year if you it's all about people just having self-respect and dignity, which I think is fucking bullshit. I think people should stop giving a fuck.

Like, about these things. Because the reason why they don't want to do these things is because, oh, I have self-respect. I'm like, you're an idiot. If you have the means to make thousands of dollars off of doing almost nothing. Millions. Millions, really. Why the fuck, what do you, why do you care about your dignity? That's so stupid.

Look, look, look, if I had the means, if I, hold, let me just, I'll just, I'll just going to finish, wrap it up real quick. Okay. If I had the means to, because, like, I can make. make a little bit of money by tapping into the gay market, right? I can post like fucking dick pics or, you know, male camel toe or whatever, and I can get a little bit of money from the male community, from the gay community. But it's not like the Simp community for the women.

If that were a thing for me, I would have been doing that fucking years ago. You guys, it would be hilarious how quickly, like, I don't think people understand. And by the way, I just want to be clear, this does come from a place of envy, a million 100%. 100%. I wish I... I will admit that. I will admit that. It was like when people were like, oh, you're just jealous of this millionaire with all their money. It's like, yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. Of course. What are you talking about? Of course. Are you stupid? Are you dumb? Are you remedial? Are you, do not want millions of

dollars? You fucking imp. But yes, it's the thing it's like where it's like, I... Dude, what the fuck? Of course it's, of course it's jealousy. Of course I jealous of people who get to just like post a fucking random thirst trap and make rent in a day. Like I don't understand how you could possibly not be jealous of it. Exactly. Come down. Calm down. Okay, calm down. Exactly.

A feminist Kingston has to re-enter the fight because misogynist Sweeney is going to continue this fire. We're sex positive feminist bro. Like I'm all about that life. I want to say too like go get your like go get your bag like by all means like I'm I'm like I

support it a million percent. Go do it. You'd be stupid not to, but just also understand that when you have a game shark to life, when you can just basically bypass poverty, one of the biggest... Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids' fever.

When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to, mom, dad, I'm not feeling well I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents

when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit for the people.com for an office near you. like almost the almost objectively the only big barrier that people have to overcome literally like in order to achieve like a basic sustainable like baseline neutral happy life is poverty

and when you when you just can bypass that with a photo of your face just understand that it comes across a little bit odd that's it that's all I ask is that people just be self-aware with how lucky

they are. And just acknowledge that. When I... Because you guys would be flooding in pictures of my penis right now. You guys have no fucking clue, man. Literally, you guys have no idea. I tweeted yesterday that I'm about to start posting pictures of the side profile on my penis.

That's pretty cool. I don't think that's a original idea actually probably. Like the side profiles where I dress it up, you know, and it's like sort of like in motion where like it's like sort of like walking like sort of like the... I'm trying to get like a scene sort of like a scene sort of like Like right there when they're walking toward the, toward the fucking house. Oh, the fucking house. God damn.

That's so awesome. But it's my dick. It's my erect dick in like a cowboy aesthetic. I want to do stuff like that because like I just, I, you can't in my mind. You can't complain about how bad your life is going. Money-wise, when you can just post. Like, I have, yo, if I, if I was a woman and I just didn't feel like, paying for lunch, I would fuck some guy to buy me lunch.

You don't have to do that, though. You don't even have to fuck. No, no, no, no, no, no. But that's how fucking filthy I would be. I'd be that kind of monster. I'd be that kind. It's just, there's no reason not to be a dumb. Just scum.

Dude. I'm like, hey, I want to buy lunch. I'll sell your picture of my tits. That's you. You want to see my tits, buy me lunch. When I was working, when I was working, I saved for months for a $60 headset. It's right.

Wild. And now you can just have an Amazon wish list. And some soup. Some fucking stupid. Some stupid neck dude motherfucker. Some dumb bitch will pay for that. My nigger. My nigger.

Hold on. I'm, I'm mad. We got to move on to questions. I know we got to move on. I got to move on. But I just want to say this. I just want to put this out in the universe.

I'm so bad. Just don't. Don't give it a chance. Just don't write it off. Let's progress as a species And stop stigmatizing sex work, right? Oh, yeah, a million percent You don't need to be fucking proud or what are the, let me just do the, it's a job

Fucking and it's an easy job also Also, I don't know how sex works, but let's do a lot of work shaming simps Shame those motherfuckers. All right, that's fucking move on. No, no, no, no, no, no, sex. No, no, no, no, we have to move on. We have to move on. We have to shame simps.

We have to be bad. All right. God, Christ, Almighty. Jesus, fuck. All right. You have to. I wish I had sims, though. I'm going to be real.

I wish I had sims. Oh, absolutely. I really wish I missed sims. I'd post pictures on my balls. I'd post cold when it's cold, dog. You want to do that regular? I hate that everything. All fucking chestnut and striven,

make sure you shave, though. We can't do hairy balls, though. I can't do that shit. Oh, no, there's no hair on my balls, bro. Thank God. Let's move on. Let's move on. Shut up.

I don't want to hear anything you have to say. Because Metscape. Because use pro propo. Intro right to add. All right. Moving on to some questions. We got to get through these. Oh my God.

Stephen, Stephen, where's the brandy row? And he says, Hello, politically incorrect. Eddie Burbank, edgy Jarvis Johnson,

and gay Noel Miller. I don't know which one, I guess. Wait. Or Johnson. I don't know who's who. I'm assuming you're the, Eddie.

Burback. I guess I have to be because I'm, that's the white one night. You have no mustache though. What the fuck is this? Yeah. I'm, I'm,

I'm, are you gay? Are you gay? Are you gay, Noah Miller? Am I the gay? I don't know. Because Noel Miller's like

multiracial, so I guess, I'm not multiracial. Whatever. Whatever, whatever, whatever. Clarify your fucking name. I'm multicultural.

I'm not too races. All right, all right. When you, he says, uh, or she, whoever the fuck.

when you shower, do you use a lufa or a washcloth or do you go hand only? Oh, both. Oh, this is a good question. This is a good question. Because for some reason, there's like a racial divide that I've discovered. I've discovered from listening to podcast. And for some reason, this is just what the consensus has been so far, is that people with light skin for whatever reason wash with their hands. And they just wash with their hands only.

and they don't use cloths and shit. And then people kept asking each other and they kept growing and it was like, why is that? It was like a consensus thing. No, but I use, I used to, I use a lufa with a stick attached to it so I can fucking thoroughly scrub my back. Because, oh, from my back, I use a lufa, obviously.

Because, you know, I can't reach back this. I get a lufa and I scrub my back until I see blood. But you can't reach your back? I can't. I can't reach my back exactly. You can't reach like the middle of it. Like, like, there's a lot of them.

The very, the very, Can you apply a lot of pressure while you're reaching your back? Absolutely. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York,

talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of paramedopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that can kind of help to limit the symptoms.

Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently.

It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger

and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I...

A million percent. So you're just fucking... Yeah, but you're like a weirdo contortionist, so, like, I don't think people are fucking... Also, way thinner than... Yeah, like, we're both fucking kind of fat, so it also... I'm not poorly as shit.

I'm not kind of. I'm a portly guy, you know. Yeah, so. But yeah, Lufa with the stick is so good, dude. Oh, for the back. You got to use luf for the back, you know. I love it.

I love it. Like, the front of my body, I use washcloth. Like, any place I can reach, like, safely, because I can actually, like, properly, like, clean that. So from my back,

I use Lufa. I just bought something new. Falling and dying. I just bought something new, actually. You bought something? I bought something, it's a revolutionary idea. It's basically, like,

the lufa, kind of washcloth thing, but it's a glove. I just bought, I just bought fucking, there's like two gloves, so you can like a hamburger. It does look like a hamburger. It does look like a hamburger. It looks like, it looks like my, like Sharman's Michael Jackson or something. I mean, honestly, they're my jack off gloves. I'm just going to be real.

Like, this is what I, so I don't get to come on my hands. Jacking off with a fucking luf or something, that sandpaper, you're just jacking your dick and you're full stroking your shit, man, And just pulling all the dead skin off your fucking genitals. I've got to the complete opposite direction, bro. Like, I don't want, like, lube and, like, smoothness and shit. Let's just boring. One fucking pain.

I want it to hurt. I want to fall over. I want to fall down. I want to tear my skin off under boiling rain. And that's how I want to exist. I feel like using a cloth or something is important to get off the dead skin. I feel like there's a lot of people. that aren't very clean.

And there was another thing on a radio show. It was, they were like, do you wash your bottom portion of your legs? Do you scrub your legs? It was like half and half

of people being like, yes and no. And so it was like enough to wear, well, you have to scrub everywhere because like I said, the dead skin's gonna collect. You want to get the dead skin,

especially your fucking ankles. For some reason, like there's a lot of, like your Achilles, like right there. You're supposed to scrub that part your body. Like that's,

yeah, because about a dead skin ends up there, you know, like it's just a part of your body that you don't really touch very often. Right. It's also, it's also suffocated by shoes and shit.

Like, it's just, it's a really, yeah, I don't know. I, I've gone through periods of, of,

uh, Lufa and Wothclosh, wash classes and, and also nothing, like, just my hands. But like, at the same time,

I don't know, like, I grow, for whatever reason I grow attached to Lufus and when they, like, when they, when they get to that like last like when you get to the point

where you have to replace him it's like sad and they're just like yeah I don't know like I don't know like I'm going to do that right now bro Lufus are like sexual partners

in a way you know like they touch you and caress you in a way that like most things don't you know so like and like you gotta like it feels sad to be like dang man it's like having a flesh line and banging it out

and then one day it's like I can't use you no more there's holes in you you know I can't I can't keep fucking You fleshy, you gotta throw them away and buy a new one, you know? That's why I have three saved. I have like three under my bed save.

Yeah, you got three. You got three. You got three to go. Can you, can you imagine the man who buys fleshlights in bulk? Oh, what the hell? That's awesome. What kind of savage, kind of savage bangs a fleshlight out? It doesn't work anymore.

He fucking. I'm too lazy. I'm too lazy for that because you got to clean it all that. Fuck all that, dude. I got, I got a couple. couple of them for, I asked, I asked, what's the company called? Whatever, the Fleshlight company. Yeah, sorry. I thought it was, thinking it was like maybe a bigger company. But I asked Fleshlight if they sponsored YouTubers. They said no, but they sent me some products anyway. And so I,

I, I, uh, I kept one of them and then I raffle two of them away. And I just, it's just not like, it's not fucking, I'm lazy, bro. Like, you got to clean that shit. So like, once you're done, like, you, you like, you have to fucking get up. You got it. You gotta go soap it up and water. You gotta force yourself. You gotta force yourself to get up and clean it. Or are you gonna, are you gonna start double dipping?

You gotta make sure it's clean, you know? That's exactly my point. I don't want to double dip and I'm too lazy to clean, so I just threw it away. You see, you're a waste. I've never had one and I really, really want one. I really want one. What's stopping you?

You guys know exactly what's stopping me. I don't know what's stopping you. Are you not a lot of beat off? You know, if I, It's just his imagination. I can say this very safely. If Lillian finds a flashlight in my bedroom, there is going to be a situation.

Okay. Does she have mass sex toys, bro? Does she have any sex toys? I don't think she does. In all realness, man. I don't provide. Okay. I provide, man.

All right. I mean, it's not even about prevent. It's not about provision It's about, you know, you're not with each other At 99.9% of the times And then sometimes, I don't know Some couples like to, you know, do some shit And then send pictures to their partner

Like, hey, look what I'm doing. And then you go, oh, that's hot. I don't think she does. I don't think she does. But if I have one, if I have one, because if I have one, that might be the first step into me leaving, leaving.

You should get one of those. You're so stupid. You ever see those creepy things? where it's like just a piece of the body it's like it's like it's like the ass the pussy it's just that's enough that's enough for me bro that's enough that it's like if that shit hits different bro i'm no longer on team woman i want to meet one push to get me i'm not on this team anymore this is the easiest of the most misogynistic episode oh by all me let's let's let's move on hey we got it i mean we should on men all the time i imagine that's true i'm gonna get it too

Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms, of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that.

If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that can kind of help to limit the symptoms. Here are the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $1.20 million is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. That is true. We make fun of men a lot.

We're equal opportunity, son. Because men ain't shit. I'm going to be very real with you. Men ain't shit at all. We suck. We are terrible. I mean, but women are fucking worse in every fucking way.

We harbor simps. We harbor men. Yeah, we are the simps. That's like literally like there are no women sims. Not really. Like not, not per capita. No, definitely not. Per capita.

Anyway, let's move on. Oh, cross-eyed trans girl wrote. And he says, guys, help. For whatever reason, Eldon Ring just isn't clicking for me. It has plenty of things to love about it. An intriguing open world, tight, responsive combat,

a rich RPG leveling system, and yet I cannot enjoy it. Has there ever been a stellar release that for whatever reason you can't vibe with and were you able to break the funk and able to enjoy it? I'm not ready to give up on it yet. Also, have a nice day. But she wrote Edit,

because I got to this question later. Oh, let me see. It has clicked. I'm loving it. which is i was gonna dude i took the words out of my mouth because i had a conversation with my roommate i had a conversation with my roommate and he asked me like maybe one or two days after playing elden ring said how how do you like it should i get it because he never got into the souls born series and i told him and i told him well he likes playing video games on hard so

he that wouldn't be a problem but i told him if you're not really into this maybe you wouldn't like if you're not really in the souls and then i told him this was my thing i said all right I've played all of the Souls games and this is very repetitive

the sounds are the same a lot of this and I don't have a lot of time on my hands right now that was my biggest thing I don't have a lot of time I'm so fucking busy

I don't know why I bought this game that was my thought at first I was like oh man I don't know I feel like I'm I feel like I'm not

going to be able to enjoy this game the way that I want to so then I went away from it for just a few days and I kept realizing I keep thinking about Eldon Ring

like subconsciously I fucking love the shit out of it to the point where I couldn't wait to just play it. And then one day I played it to like 5.30 in the morning because it was the only time that I had to play just while I should be sleeping. So yeah, it's definitely grew on hard. It happens to me to where there are moments where things come out where everyone is so enamored by it. And you're the hearing, there's the simple hearing about it. It kind of dissuades you from wanting to be a part of it. It happens to people. People don't like admitting it. It's true.

but it's real. It happens. When Red Dead 1, when Red Dead 2 came out, I was not exactly into it. Like everybody, I was kind of like, I'm going to get into it. I know I would like it, but I'm going to get into whenever I get into it.

And I started playing the game and I realized why people were like, this game is an experience. Like, same thing with Game of Thrones, if you guys can believe there was a period of time where I was like, I don't really think I'd like Game of Thrones.

I'm a fucking maniac for that because that's one of like my favorite series of all time, even the books. I remember when the books were like out my friend was telling me about like, oh, read the books. You know, my friend Marco, who's like, dude, read the books. You'll like this. Read the books.

And I didn't give it a chance. And I was like, oh, this is amazing. People are right. These are really, really, really, really good. So that happens. You just have to, you have to exclude yourself from the hype in a very genuine way, but don't let it turn into cynicism because that's a very, it's easy. It's easy to be like, everybody, oh, this is so cool, this, so cool, this, so cool.

Like people are like, oh, the MCU, so, so cool. People are like, ah, that's not that cool. and then they watch and they're like, Dan, this is actually a pretty good film series, you know, like overall, like one overarching thing series is pretty cool, you know, they have ups and downs and highs and lows and stuff like that, but it ended up pretty good.

And Eldon Ring is currently that thing right now. It is that social thing. I remember being in a similar space with Breaking Bad when that was new. Like, everybody was telling me to watch Breaking Bad, and that was like at a time, like, I didn't really watch dramas. Like, I played, like, I played video games and I watched comedy. Like, I watched, like, Aquatine Hunger Force.

and fucking like, you know, like, curbing enthusiasm and, like, Seinfeld and shit. Like, I wasn't watching anything that was, like, dramatic in any real way. Like, I hadn't seen the wire. I wasn't interested in the Sopranos or nothing. So, like, everybody was talking about, Breaking Bad, Breaking Bad.

I was like, I don't know. It seems boring, whatever. Like, maybe I'll get around to it. It's crazy. And then they had, and then they had a trailer or something, like a commercial that said, oh, the final season of Breaking Bad, you know? and I remember for some reason

I was like I don't know I think I was bummed about something that happened I was like I got time to kill I'm not busy at all now that I know this show is ending I'll watch the previous see I'll binge watch it on it because that was when Netflix was kind of new and binge watching was kind of like

a new thing that people just couldn't couldn't fucking responsibly manage and I binge the entire the series leading up to that final season of Breaking Bad in like three or four days Like I did like all day I spent

Like the whole fucking day And then like into the night I would fall asleep And then I would wake up And it would be like Oh fuck which episodes Did I fall asleep for And then I would go back

And watch those Until I fell asleep again It was crazy It was bad But I loved it It was so good And yeah Sometimes that

Sometimes that happens Sometimes like the hype can The hype can do Wonders for a game It could also do like the opposite It could pull people in It could draw people away But

Yeah I don't know man This I was not expecting To even bother With Elden Ring because I liked Sekiro. I didn't, Bloodborn was, was fine.

I played a little bit of Bloodborn. I didn't really like Dark Souls. I did not plan on playing this at all. And it's one of my favorite games of all time for sure. It's crazy how that can just happen. That is pretty crazy how that works out, because I was definitely expecting you to be like, yeah, that's fun.

You know, that's what I was kind of expecting your take since we've talked about this before. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, you know, I want to say to the opposite, though, of something I had to just point this out real quick. We don't need to discuss it, but I saw everybody was fucking hyped up like crazy for euphoria. People that I respect, too.

I'm like, really? Is it like, is it really a good show? Finally checked it out. And I say this unironically, and I'm being genuinely serious about this, for a drama is the worst piece of shit I've ever seen in my entire life. That's wild. Not even, not even. I don't adore it.

I think it's a pretty decent show and pretty good casting. I think it's completely fucking terrible. I don't think there's any redeeming qualities to it. I disagree. I disagree. I think you're dumb. I think people who watch it are dumb. To me,

it's like the big bang theory of drama. It's completely fucking stupid. How is the big bang theory so pop? Bro, I've been in a heated argument. Because people are stupid as shit on average, bro. People are, I posted something on TikTok just to kind of poke fun at it,

and people got so mad. There were so many people so mad of like, because I pointed out a non-joke and the audience is laughing their asses off, right? They're just fucking crying tears laughing so hard with a non-joke. Sheldon just says something that like... He references Halo or something.

And this time he referenced the Betamax and recording the McNeil report. Like, oh, I recorded the McNeil report in the wrong formats because I made the wrong decision by getting a Betamax instead of a VCR. And people started dying laughing. I'm like, you just said a thing. You just said a thing.

and people are dying. And I'm like, what is this? So I pointed it out. And then people were like, there was people like, it's, you just, you just don't understand.

You know, I understand everything he said. That's why it's not funny to me at all. Listen to hear you, I know what a beta max is. You don't know nothing about, you don't know shit about what you're talking about. It's funny because it's nerdy.

Oh, like, that's, that's not, that's not a, it's funny because if you watched Seinfeld or any other sitcom,

there's no way they would mention video games For me What bothers me about Big Bank theory Is that I am Literally Supposed to be their target audience What's what I'm saying

That is Like I don't know anyone that fits that quota More than me I don't know anyone That is like Oh he likes fucking stupid science shit He likes fantasy stuff He likes sci-fi things

He loves comics This is for me. I was like, oh, this show's going to be funny. Then I watch it. And it's just a bunch of autistic grown men making horrible jokes. And I'm like, what the fuck is? Should I be laughing at them because they're disabled? Or should I be laughing at the jokes?

That seems to be the consensus that it's like laughing at disabled people or something. People that are just really, there's something wrong with them. Like there seems to be Because I can't figure it out I can't figure out like what's supposed to be funny about And I was like I think it's just supposed to be Normal like jock people Well like

Look look I don't know if it I think what it's supposed to be Is normal average people Like that They thought the entire life nerd and stuff Culture was hilarious because look at these pathetic people It's also just like the worst people too like the thing that's worse about it

I think the thing that's worse about it is that they're supposed to be nerds and it's supposed to be you're supposed to they're supposed to be endearing in some way but they're just they're kind of like the worst people you know like that that there's that Jewish guy

who's like a like a like a Mondo pervert or whatever the fuck Wallow it. Yeah and he's like he's like socially awkward or whatever how do you know it? Because I've tried to watch it I've tried. I've literally given it like I there are things that don't click you know like

Lord of the Rings didn't click from me at first you know and I I oh so you went back to it back and I was like you know what like I there is a reason why you know there's a reason why even let me be real Seinfeld didn't click it didn't click for me and I have I have statements about Seinfeld that's a it's a sitcom sitcoms generally are especially now or like they don't fit well with like the way people watch TV. Like when Seinfeld was going off the air, that was like the last. Like that and friends were the last like...

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I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Great. I say that as somebody who doesn't really like friends, but it has to be a good show. You know what I mean? Like, it has to be a good show. That is the thing. For me, I've realized that many

things that people give a lot of merit to, like the masses give a lot of merit to, usually the there's something about it that they're that that's why they're giving it mary you know it may not be exactly a person's fit but signfeld chris you knew me when i did not like signfeld you knew me at that period of time and now i can walk in in the middle of an episode of signfeld and like oh i know exactly this is when this happens right because all you guys have watched it so much around me yeah to the point that now i know about that show as much as someone that's seen every episode of it because I've seen every episode. I've just been present for everything.

You absorbed it through osmosis. So, like, I understand why Seinfeld is great because Seinfeld's about nothing. And most shows are about, like, all these, like, intricate plot points. And it's sort of, I forgot what it's called when it's a cast. Like the cast is what makes something. Like an ensemble. It's an ensemble show. Yeah, it's like an ensemble show.

You know, it works because of what it works about. Well, the thing that works with Seinfeld is that it's not a show about, it's a show about how a comedian gets their material. It's like, it's just, it's literally like, these small, scenarios. These small things that would never work now because every single, every single problem that Seinfeld runs into could be solved with a text message or a cell phone. So, like, there's not a lot of tension now. But, you know, then there are shows like friends, which like, I don't know. I, I understand why people like friends. I just don't like it.

It's, it's like, oh, I could see why this would be. Oh, it's like a group of people. and it's almost like you're hanging out with like a group of friends almost. I get the dynamic that they're going for. Seinfeld is about the worst people. It's about the worst people

finding themselves in relatable problems and you're not really rooting for any of them because they all suck. And the Big Bang theory, it's weird because it does the thing that Seinfeld does. It's like a group of terrible people who like get themselves involved in these like really,

like, I mean, relatable problems as far as, like, nerd worlds are concerned. Like, oh, this comic is whatever. Or like, oh, I want to meet Bill Nye or whatever. Like, all these, like, things that are common in nerd. But it treats those characters as if they're the good guys. Like, it treats them as if, like, you're supposed to like these guys. And, like, they're supposed to be like, oh, how cool are they? They're just like me.

That's not the point. The nerds never are the bad guys. You know, the nerds are never the bad guys. They never, like, the asshole sucky dudes. But they are, like in the context of the story, they suck. They kind of suck, you know. Except for, um, except for what's his name? Man, shut the fuck.

I don't care. I don't care about whoever you're going to talk about. The one dude, the one dude that like the, um, they're all bad. Look, look, the point is it's a bad show and you should feel bad if you like it. But euphoria, I think euphoria is not that bad. No, I think euphoria is terrible. I think it's definitely. I think it's definitely a show.

You into thinking it's good because it looks good cinematography wise. No, no, no, no. It's great cinematography. That's all it has. I think it's a fucking terrible show. What do you like about it? What do you think is even remotely good about that job? Let me spend my piece.

You're Ben Shapiroing me right now. You're attacking me before I can talk. You're Shapiroing me right. Go ahead. I will retort after. Okay. Hypothetically. You need to be a route for tort on that one.

What happens about the show is that the show, for me, it's a comedy as well as it being dramatic. It is very much so a comedy. It's, it's comedians. how this shit happens, you know? Like, I've watched it around Chris, and I'm laughing at, like, a lot of the fuck shit that happens because there is realness to the, and there are people that go through those extreme drug problems at very young ages. I've seen it. I've seen people that just go through, like, they just can't, they can't get right and no matter how hard they try. But the problem with the show is that, for me, is that they're teenagers, you know?

When I look at teenage anything, you know, I look at it with a lens of, like, this is just hilarious. because it gets so much worse real soon, but you don't get it. You don't get how much worse it gets. And for me, the idea for like the main character, Roo, you're supposed to be rooting for her because she is more than just her drug problems. She's a girl that has a good heart. She's a fucking villain. She is a villain.

And that's what they're like, you finish her at all. Did you finish the whole series? No, no, no, no. No, no. I watch both seasons. I watch both seasons. And she admits to herself. She's like, I'm a terrible fucking person.

And season two, in season two, you can tell that she, what she cares about Jules. She cares about Jules the whole time. And Jules is sort of kind of an asshole in her own right, you know. And then there's Nate who's the devil. That nick is the white devil. Nate is the fakesest character ever created. This is the problem with the show. He's extremely over-exaggerated.

The problem, the show tries to live in reality. Look, if they just did, if they were. were just self-aware, like the Fast and Fierish franchise went the Rock joined, then I could watch it, but they're trying to, if you look at every single review, I looked at a bunch of fucking reviews to try to see if anybody was watching it, because I was looking around, like, am I watching this wrong? Is this supposed to be like a fake fantasy world where everything exists in a way that it's just that would literally never, ever happened? No, everybody's saying, well, it's so relatable. It's this and I'm like, okay, I'm watching. I wouldn't go as far as it's so related.

See, look at it. Definitely. Euphoria, because I was watching it with you because I was forced to, basically. Yes, you were. I had no control. I had no control. So I was watching some of it, and I was like, it's really well acted, I think, in certain parts. I disagree. I think Zendaya is really well, a really good actress.

But everybody else, I think it's good. But the issue is they treat her drug problem very, very seriously, and then the rest of the show is fucking absurd. Like it is the rest of the show like everything that surrounds But like but the thing is it's like it's just so weird because it wants you to take it very seriously And then you have Nate with a gun creeping around in the dark doing fucking Batman shit. Literally Batman shit is connected. None of these people none of these people aside from Rue exists you know like I because I know people I know that I drug addicts are as a wild seed

and I believe that but everything else that happens in that fucking show everything that surrounds it is so laughably absurd and so over the top dramatically bad and it just makes it

it just makes it seem ridiculous I still understand that I don't even feel like once she fucking because you know spoilers I'm just saying like people like she fucking OD'd

and then that's where you know and then it's about like taking place after that essentially and then doing the cutting back and forth and all this bullshit. But once that happened,

as her being a fucking kid, there's no, I'm going to get drugs now again. I'm going to go to this fucking Mac Miller dude and fucking their supplier and stuff and they get just a bunch of shit so I can do drugs. That's not going to happen.

That is such a fake fantasy fucking bullshit thing. It's like, okay. Wait, what do you mean? She fucking, I don't know if you watched the entire thing. I watched what she said. She fucking got, she went to the play. After that fucking Roach guy or whatever was fucking murked, she got that big fucking pile of fucking drugs to sell.

Like she was going to make a problem, but she was just doing it. She was getting high on her own supply. She's 17 years old. She's fucking 17 in high school. Who the fuck is going to do that for her? Not only that. Not only that her fucking,

she's living under her mom's roof. And the only way she found out was because Jules said something. Are these the stupidest people in the fucking galaxy? That, like, you can't tell that she's on fucking hardcore drugs. They just totally forgot about... It's the fakedest fucking bullshit ever. It's... There's no reality in the series.

Also, also, they totally forgot about, like, she owes, like, a lot of money to this. Oh, no, that... Dude, she fucking... I don't know. She fucking outran the cops. Really? She fucking outran...

Like, this is the fakesest fucking show ever. That guy named into that guy's house broken, beat the shit of him, and came back. He came... The guy fucking had a neck brace on. And he didn't think to put an extra lock on his door. after somebody broke it and beat the shit out of him?

I would have, are you fucking kidding me with this show? I would have purchased the hammer. You're like, this is a good show. Cassie is fucking freaking out for no reason. Everyone's just good acting. All right. She's just screaming.

Let's move on. She's chewing the scenery. She's chewing the fucking scenery. And people are like, this is good acting. It's a terrible show. You've all been fucking hoodwinked. No,

I think it's a pretty good show. And it's because you've been fucking good. It's over. It's over exaggerated and it's comedic. Like I said, that's the whole thing. If it was something. aware, like the Fast and Furious, then I'd be like, this show's hilarious. I love it.

But that's not what it's going for. It's fucking terrible. I think it's fine. Whatever. Like, I don't really care about it. But that's, those are the three varied opinions on this show. Sweeney loves it. Sweeney would. I would say, I love it.

He thinks it's pretty good. You're like, it's fine. Sweeney loves it. Derek would, if he had a choice between ensuring that the show ended and his family members survived he would choose that the show ended and I just think it's fine

All right Chris Chris Chris The centralist Chris Reagan, the centralist The radical centrist The radical centrist No I don't know Like I just I don't know I don't know

It's not my kind of show in the first place So like I already was just like this is not It isn't my type of show either I only watched it because of the hype because the glowing praises people were giving it. And then I watched it. And then I saw the final season finale. And people were like, oh, my God, that was so great.

And I watched it. I'm like, this, how does somebody jump on stage for this fucking play? I already said spoilers. And then all this chaos happens. And then the show is just allowed to continue. No security. No, okay, we need to go home. We need a break down the play.

Because it's not in reality in any way she perform. We got to get some more questions. No, we don't need to move on. The 30 minutes of Euphoria talk is happening. right now. No, I hate it. I ain't talking about it. It's just, I don't know.

I just, I just upset by people that were hoodwinked into me thinking that that was a good show. It's not. It's not. There's no way. Your time was wasted and now you're upset and you want to hurt them. Yeah. Well, because I was hoping to be at some point.

I was like, at any moment, I'm going to get hooked in. At any moment, something's going to get me where I'm like, I, this person's a good character. These fucking high schoolers that are dressing Cassie and Maddie are dressing like complete skanks in high school? Like fucking. No dress code? Like, get the fuck out of here.

How are you saying this a good show? That is that too. It is the fakesest high school I've ever seen because everybody's dressed hilariously. And, and it's also, see, it's one thing, right? Because you can have a high school. Hold on, hold on. You can have a high school where I could believe that maybe the faculty just doesn't give enough of the shit to enforce the dress code. I could believe that.

But then, but then you have this play that has a budget that rivals like, movies that I've seen and then they're letting them do that and then they're letting them do that shit on stage. For me that was a crazy. She just asked She just the gay gym scene and shit.

She asked about the play and they were like you can do the play. No one checked her script at all. I was that's for me. When I watch, when I watch shit involving teenagers, my brain understands the mentality I had as a teenager.

everything seems like it's the end of the fucking world everything because you're as a teenager this is the this is the plight of a teenage person you think you're smarter than you are of course but you are extraordinarily ignorant to how the world works you are just you just don't know yet no matter how smart a teenager you are

you could be extremely bright you could be you could be APs all this shit have all these perspectives but then you can you You could be a valedictorian. Like I look, man, I'm not going to name names, but I know some valedictorians who are not in a good spot. Oh, I know the valedictorian you're talking about. I know the one you're talking about.

I don't know, but that sounds funny. But the thing is that it's not funny. It's sad the situation. But what happens is that people assume, people as a teen, you assume you know the world. And then you are entered into it. Even as a young adult, dude, when you're in college, you think college, you think college, just one thing, and then you get toward the end of college, and you know people that are done with college,

and you're like, oh, this is a scam. I've been scammed. I've been scammed, you know. Or you, that's just how life is, you know? Fuck all this shit. Fuck all this shit. I just want to say, watch. It's a comedy, bro.

Watch varsity blues if you want a good high school experience where there's, like, drama that's actually taken to, it's like a real life experience of living in the South. Yeah. And it's not completely. And now they don't look fucking. They all look like adults, but that's, you know, the point, right?

They're not trying to make them look like little bitch-ass kids. But Varsity Blues is a movie that's like, stay grounded. Euphoria is trying to pretend like it's fucking grounded, but it's not in any way, shape, or form. There's nothing grounded about it. It's on HBO. It's not grounded.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $1.20 million is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Visit for the people.com for an office near you. So if you want something like that, check out Varsity Blues. And if you're, I guess, the other half of the audience of Euphoria, and you want to, if you're the kind of person who is maybe watching that show

because you just want to watch teenagers have sex, I think maybe go to jail. Maybe. Moving on. You guys are horrible. I mean, look, there's a disclaimer. I have no problem with over-the-top dramas.

I just want to say that. I just be that. It's like, like I said, Fast and Furies, they know what they have and then they even, they're self-aware, they even,

they know that they're garbage. I watched the newest one. I watched the newest one. That movie is actually one of the worst experiences I've ever had in my life. Oh, that movie is so, bro. See,

see, you're watching it wrong. See, you're doing, see, this is why you don't like it. No, no, I'm watching it to be,

no, Derek, I'm watching it because I know it's stupid. I know I'm going to see stupid shit. There's a moment. then how do you not like it? There's a moment where there's lines of people coming at Dominic Dorado. And he shoves them back. And I was like, this is, Dom has Captain America moments.

Yeah. Don has Spider-Man Peter Parker moments. He took out a jet with a fucking truck. Yes. While wearing a wife-beater. He's wearing a wife-beater and he took out a fucking jet with a truck. than all of John Sina's character in that movie. Bro, this shit...

So how do you not understand? Do you understand that this is completely self-aware, they know they're making a cheesy action film that is not supposed to make sense. That's why it's good. It's good because they're not trying to make it believable. Now, euphoria, on the other hand, is trying to pretend like it's fucking should be taken seriously.

And that's all the reviewers are huffing farts and saying, this shit is so grounded it's so relatable i'm like no it's fast and furious of drama if you said that then i'd be like okay cool there are moments there are moments in fast and furious where what are you not understanding people can just say those lines what are you not understanding you're acting like it's what are you not understanding it's supposed it is designed that way what are you not understanding when you're saying it as if it's not designed that way they in why are you why are you hung up on this shit the unnecessary the necessary Spanish into the script for no reason.

Dominic Torretto. It's not my brain's not broken. It's just it's so bad. That's the fucking point. How are you not understanding this? Dude, just like John Sina came out and GQ and he was like, I love how like self-aware this shit's getting to the point where people said all they can do is go to space now. And then like, yeah, they went to space.

It's the fucking point. How are you not understanding? You're trying to break it down as if it's not designed this way. The point of murder is murder, I guess. Nothing should surprise you in this franchise because it's designed to be garbage. A garbage 90s action film. It's designed that way. And you're like, they said this, they're saying things that I can't believe.

I'm like, yes, yes. That's why you didn't enjoy it because your brain's not understanding how it should be enjoyed. That's the problem. It shouldn't be meta for you, man. It's like, it's self-aware. They even talk about like how come we've never been hurt or killed or anything. Like they, it's so self-aware. 100% and I laugh at that.

It's so painful. It shouldn't be painful because you're watching it wrong, bro. That's the whole point. I'm watching it wrong, man. No, you literally are. You're watching. It's just like me, I was asking the question with euphoria. I was like, am I watching this wrong?

Should I be watching this on the same lines of Fast and Furious War? It's not supposed to be taken seriously in any way, shape, or form. No. People, reading people's takes on this. They're like, this is so relatable and believable and I can this and this and that. And I'm like, oh, no, I'm just, these people are just stupid. They're just stupid as fuck. You know, now, the director said something otherwise and said, no, this isn't supposed to be taken seriously.

It's supposed to be a complete fantasy and bullshit. Then I'd be, oh, okay, I get it now. It's that simple. The only thing you for you, I can't believe is I can't be anything about Nate. Nate, that nick is insane. That shit. That's only Nate. You can't believe his fucking dad.

You can't believe Cassie and Maddie. You can't believe how she's a fucking porn star at 17. years old. It's horrible. It's horrible, but shit like that happens. That, that is, the thing is that these are intertwined in the same fucking, in the same high school. Shut the fuck up, dude. There's exaggeration to it. Everybody is all intertweiler. Everybody is all intertweights. You're fucking being. There's exaggerate. Those things happen, but they're all exaggerated. Those are grossly exaggerated, but those things happen. That's the fucking point. If it wasn't grossly exaggerated, then it would be grounded in reality, but it's not.

So how is it real if it's exaggerated? Nate is a bit different from everything else. No, dude, his dad is just as fucking, his dad is just as unbelievable. Not as unbelievable. No, not even coincidentally. This very, this very stern, upstanding, this very stern, upstanding guy that's secretly a, a homosexual man, fucking, fucking trans people is not as exaggerated as this boy who just sneaks into buildings and gets fired.

firearms repeatedly. That's not as a... What? You just argued that. That's way different. Nate is Batman. You're talking about... Nate is young Batman.

All right. You're talking about people break into people's houses with guns. How is that? That happens. But Nate has got it down to a science. Yes, he can break into anywhere. Look, I look at, look, I blame it less on Nate. I blame it less on Nate because...

And I blame it more on the writing. Because Nate should have been in jail a million years of. ago. Like once he broke in, that guy got the shit kicked out of him would have narked on him regardless. And then when he broke it... I could... Yeah, I could believe that more if this was like, hey, it's the

70s or something? Nate could break into the past. They could break into the before times. Nate could break into the signing of the emancipation proclamation. Like, he can break into anything. This man's wild. Break in and steal respute

this fucking dare. That's part of that destiny DLC, right, where Nate breaks into the vault of glass or whatever? Nate breaks in and takes Sabathune's worm. And we're like, how did he get that worm? Look, I will look at you for Euphoria.

I'll concede. I'll concede. I'll concede. But I will concede that Nate is definitely the most ridiculous character. I will concede to that. But his dad is not far under. His dad is, his dad is tier.

Nate is tier S. We're like, what the fuck? his dad is tier B whereas like that's pretty crazy but like I'm gonna make a euphoria tier list later I'll collab with you on that one I'm down I'm down I'm down that'll be funny

a euphoria believability tierless or unbelievability tierless you gotta be a part of this too Chris is unfortunate you've seen the show too you gotta you gotta sit in and it'll be like fine yeah I'll I will do that that would be good content honestly that'd be good that'd be good

that'll be a Patreon thing we do where you just I feel like so many people are gonna shit on my take because I've seen way too much praise on this fucking show and I feel like I'm I'm in the Matrix and I'm not understanding this like you're not alone

you're not alone in your beliefs because I do believe it's ridiculous you're not alone in that all right like I want you to understand that you're not alone in that but I think my perspective of watching it is just different where I'm just like it's like the grassy if the grassy was written by a cyclop

is fucking grounded though that's No, no, no, exactly. DeGraff is written by a lunatic, like a drug addict. And that's my entire point. Degrassi is fucking believable. And these people that are watching the show, look at, the grassy is far as, bro. It's ridiculous, too.

Dude, school shootings, stupid problems. Like, whatever, what, what happened in DeGrassey? That was over the top. That's the, those are the, that's the tag for DeGrasi on DVD. School shootings and stupid problems. The grassy We have questions that we have to get to. There's no questions in Canada.

What the fuck you're talking about? What's this happened in Canada? It's fucking Canada. Stop the fuck on. That would happen. Drake has shot for the reason. He's black. And somehow intertwine euphoria with the questions.

All right. Let's go. Oh my fucking. We'll extend the cast a little longer. I'm fucking sweating. No, I have to strain. You'll be fine, Chris. Let's go, let's go, go, go, go, go.

Let's see Fucking Let's move This has been my most favorite episode In a long time Dude, this is been You're not even ready Man we've been fucking 15 minutes

And talking shit I'm just I'm just a silly little dumb dumb Don't hurt me please Rodin He says hello you mischievous Band of Little Misfits You guys recommended so much cool stuff Prentzies TV shows

And games Let's go To us for more than two years now And I was wondering if you have You have anything new That you'd like to share if we have anything new that we'd recommend. Would you guys like to recommend Before You?

So there's this television show called Before. This show's fucking ruined. You can't even win. You can't even win when you try. You have the cards. You're holding the cards and you still lose. Oh, my God. Anything besides Before You, though.

I thought Peacemaker was fun. Oh, Peacemaker was fucking awesome. Yeah. Peacemaker was one of those It's exactly like Derek is talking about It's one of these shows where it's like This is ridiculous

And it understands And it's That's a genuinely fun show Like Peacemaker is way better than I thought it was It had any right to be Largely It's James Gunn is like a miracle child I don't know what the fuck he's doing

But he's like single-handedly Like making the best things for everyone It's like very bizarre James Gunn knows what makes comic books good he knows what he knows how to take a character characters that are not exactly the most popular

like dude I'm an ad DC fan I don't even know who the fuck peacemaker was you know yeah he didn't even so he was he wasn't in DC rebirth at all if I'm not mistaken he just wasn't present yeah but he takes those characters and he's like what about this character is ridiculous

up his dad's a racist and he just plays on these ridiculous points of the characters while also interjecting a lot of good humanity into them. And I think that's where he excels it. You know, because he did it with the Guardians you know, the Guardians are them. That team

is not exactly the most popular. I like the comic versions of them because that comic book team is insanely like ridiculous. But you're going to say something, Doc? That you're in love with me. I'm just, you know,

the theme song. I think Guardians the Galaxy is way more popular now because of James Gun. Oh, absolutely. It helped me get into them and truth be told. Yeah, I had no... I had no interest in them at all. I would say that those movies in general are like some of my favorites in the... In the pantheon of MCU films, I love both of those movies.

I'd argue Guardians One is the best... MCU movie. That's just a standalone story. I think Guardians one is the best one. It's definitely, I like both of them a lot. Like, I think they both have just so much heart. Like, the second one isn't really important as far as, like, the overall MCU stuff is. But there's just, he knows how to make things with a lot of character and heart.

And, like, it's just, it, it shined in Suicide Squad as well. That new Suicide Squad movie was awesome. I had so much fun. It had no right. It had no right being as good as it was. There was no good reason why I should have came out of that movie being like, man, I loved Pocodot man Like what the fuck

Like how did you do that My favorite part of that movie is when When Pete David got shot in the face Yeah Pete Davidson got Pete David There's a giant starfish at the end And Pete Davidson gets his head Spooned out by a fucking

Tank round It's ridiculous Nathan Phillion gets shot And his arms get shot away from him And he's just like Riving in Pair He doesn't get shot himself his arms get shot to the point he'd die.

It's so fucking... It was such a... It was his name, The Detachable Kid. Yeah, the TDK. TDK. Everybody thought it was cool. And then he just... It sent his arms in and they got shot.

His arms got shot until he died, but they weren't on him. That is so fucking hilarious. Suicide squad. Suicide squad was fantastic. Anything James Gun touches right now just seems to be fucking golden. because I was not looking forward to Peacemaker and like I watched it and I was like this is absurd and it's fun.

There are parts of it that I don't like that there's like, and it's parts of it that I don't like that are not present in other James Gunn things and I'm curious as to what that's about exactly because like there are some moments in Peacemaker where like the writing is a little bit off. Like their characters are interacting and it seems like they're going off on like an improv thing.

100%. And it doesn't fit all that well. Like, there's specifically one part where she's talking about like, oh, I'm, maybe that was before, oh, that was before I knew about your interior asshole. And then she was like, are you talking about a medical condition? And it's like, and it was like, why would I be talking about a medical condition? And it comes across as like, yeah, it's very, it's very, it's just, we didn't ask of like, hey. Yeah.

Yeah. Let's do 40 takes of improv and then we're going to take the best one. interact with each other. There was one thing that I thought, one of those I thought was really well where they were, where John Cena was like listening off all of the people. Yeah, I knew you're going to say that. I knew you're going to fucking say that. All of the people that he could have framed for murder instead of his dad.

Instead of his dad. I thought that was funny. And that was like, because it was just as absurd as shit. But there's other times where I just feel like it doesn't flow well and it's not super believable in the context of even everything that's ridiculous that's going on in the show. But even despite that, even despite those like minor. writing hiccups, it doesn't get in the way of how fun that show is.

And I would recommend that before. That's the only thing that comes to mind as far as anything new that I haven't seen the Batman. I don't think I've seen anything. I don't have any racist things to share about it. I started watching Final Space. It's not a bad show.

Oh, that's Olin Rogers, right? Yeah, not a bad show. That's the guy from Balloon Shop has a cartoon. He's insane. That's him? You don't know, Olin Rogers. I know who he is, but I don't know. to know that he was what you call it he was a person like he was part of that group that's insane yeah he's

yeah yeah it's it was him thomas gore and and joshua something this is this is like an old sketch comedy troupe from like 2006 but hi i'm dr j goodman host of beyond the script the podcast where i sit down with pharmacist to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter in this episode we are diving into gut health with cvist victoria matola who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomachache

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20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. He's doing fucking good shit now. So he's doing a tour now, I think. That's dope. Really cool shit. I loved balloon shop. Look at Balloon Shop, by the. way if you're a it's definitely ancient

humor but fucking my god go to Brayhan's books B-R-A-H-A-N-S books That video I love it too. I love that video so much it sucks. It's like this 240P

video it's good, go watch it. Murder Ascended wrote in he goes, hey guys since you guys have been going going good for a long while now what is a running joke for the podcast that fans have done slash started that you wish would just end or or you're happy that it finally died. I wonder what Kingston's going to say.

Well, uh, I don't know. What would you guys say? What do you guys think is a joke that you just fucking end? Because it's kind of annoying. And it's just simply just fucking a nuisance to constantly hear it. Every time you express any sort of happiness, you got to hear some freaking, fucking pony fucker say some stupid shit

what's a joke you guys really think has gone on too fucking long huh a joke that just won't fucking end uh I don't like the long names at the end of the Patreon episode oh wow that's what it is Chris

I'm annoyed it takes a long time to read it fucks me up it's not funny oh yeah what about you Derek huh is your love for fucking European women huh that's your joke you want to fucking you want to fucking put on ice

I mean it doesn't it doesn't bother me that much because I love I love women in general so yeah I do love European women I don't love women at all I don't know I don't think there's anything like especially like towards you I think everything's great wouldn't you agree man fucking

peaches and cream man peaches and cream next question next question That's actually going to be it. That's actually going to be it. We're at, we're at, we're at our time. That's it.

No more questions, niggler? There's a ton of questions, but, you know, euphoria is too important. This is a, this has been a fucking funny episode, and I know you guys are going to enjoy this one. What? But you guys are a bunch of bigger nuggets, all right? Let's get this. Bro. What, man?

That's not even, that's not even a real word. It's, I mean. I'm high on some seam. I'm high on some semen And I will drink some pee Yeah That was the original lyrics Been there's like hey

This is not radio friend We can't put that on that I'm hooked on some semen It was the original version Of hooked on a feeling Yeah Somebody call weird owl right now I can't

Can you imagine weird ass Wholesome ass Fucking making That's like back in the Limewire days Where you would see all those songs Like by Weird Al And it would be like, my pussy's fat and gay.

But it's just like, it's just this ridiculously crude evil song parodies. But, oh, do you see that LimeWire is, is turning into an NFT sharing site? You're lying. I'm not kidding. That's actually, that's real. I saw that news this morning. That took the smile right off my face. Like, I was smiling just a moment ago.

I was like, oh, this is fun. Weird Al Yankovitch. Yeah, I don't. That's the, that's like the shindler. list of news just puts a frown right on your face the second you hear about. That sucks.

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be the next one. The one that's going to go up. Yours is done, right? It's in the... It's in the document. Just put it up. Put it up. Oh, you just put it up? No, no, no. I literally upload it right now. So, yeah, well, don't upload it now. I'll make the thumbnail later tonight and then it'll be up basically.

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I can't wait for the next fucking video. The next podcast is going to be fucking wild. Yeah, it's going to be wild, dude. Don't at me. Don't fucking at me. If you guys change your names to anything, before you're related. You are on my shit list, by the way.

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Oh is that his name? Wait, is that you? No, it's not. Oh, wait. Do you know who he changed his name to? Yeah, it's King of Haphaazard has arisen from a slumbering sleep or something like that. Okay, right, all right. No one has him under him.

No one's captured him. All right. 9-11 was the world's biggest Jenga game. Rockstar's Red Dead Red Dead Redemption spinoff, Blue Alive Irredeemable. Blue Alive. I can't with this.

That actually sucks so hard that it's kind of good. Blue Alive Irredemptia. I love shit like that. I love shit like that. What would that even fucking be? Oh my God. I hate.

Oh, my fucking Lord. Blue alive Oh my Lord, dude. All right, hey, whoever did this, now you got to the character's names, too. You got to flip them somehow. You got to alter their names. Yeah, you got to, you got to alter their names.

You got to make a full cast. You got to, you got to blue alive. I want to make that my name on Twitter, Blue Alive Irredeemable. It's a good. It is really good. All right, I got to move on, though. Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dickolodeon.

The King of Hephazard is dead. You're stealing money from a dead man. Mintberry, let me the fuck in. Wait, time out. Time out. That was very recent, wasn't that? Wasn't it like yesterday? That was yesterday on stream.

We made that joke of, like, some guy named Mintberry. Constantly, like, knocking on your door screaming, let me the fuck in. He's like, I'm your boy, mintberry. He's like, he starts off real calm. but his demeanor changed drastically. You know, that reminds me of a Rue from, from Euphoria. Yeah, it is actually. She's knocking on the whatever his name.

I forgot his name. Fez, my boy, bro. Fez, Fez, right. How the fuck is his name Fez? I can't connect that. You look like Mac Miller. Like, it's, he's going to love him. I think that's why I love for him.

The Hispanic dude, the Hispanic dude from fucking. And that's a 70s show? He's fed. He's the same guy. Kurt Wynch Smith should have been the dad should have been Cal. Kurt Witt Smith should have been cow, right? And then Nate should have been fucking Tofer Gras.

Then I would have been always. Can you imagine Kurt Wood Smith saying, I'm a faggot. It would make my life. By the way, by the way, by the way, I'm quoting that. This is not just me saying that word. It's from the show. He says that.

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