The Snark Tank - #104: Peanut Butter Murder Time

Episode Date: March 21, 2022

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gorein. Let's go. Let's go. That's the clap, right? Or is it gonorrhea? This is the clap. The comedy is the call. The clap is... I think it's the same thing.

I think it's the same thing. Why don't they give a venereal disease the name of like a dance that you would do at a wedding? It's like a really fucking... The clap's a dance? No, it's just like the electric slide. The clap.

The running man. It's like... Does it sting like a clap maybe? Yeah, maybe you get clapped in the general. That makes sense. Like I just... I'm just spitballing because that's usually how people name things.

gut like, oh, it's kind of like this. I don't know. I'm not a... It's kind of like someone's constantly clapping on your genitals. That sucks, man. Can't relate. At least we have like, what do you call it? Anabiotics and bullshit that'll take care of most of them.

Yeah. Without antibiotics, bro. Yeah. How about... How about you just not get them? You can't always tell, bro. I mean, I would... You would love that to be the thing.

You know, it's just like you would... like everyone that got like HIV and stuff with this like hey just how but just not get it like I think that would be awesome if that were if that was a possibility nah but that's different HIV was like that was

they dispersed that through the air that's less than magic Johnson was blowing on everybody he was bawling that's why they called it Magic Johnson he's he's Asian Zero he's freaking he's test zero but they capture he's actually he's the reason why AIDS

exists in the first place It was How was that possible? It was him He was the first person to have AIDS ever So nobody like So nobody like Made love to a orangutan or whatever happened

Whatever the theory is That sounds dumb You know it's a theory right Like yeah people are stupid Some dude probably like thought It was like hey This thing looks pretty good You know I haven't had any pussy in a minute

And then he just made love to it And then made love to his homies On the boat on the way home Because who else he's gonna bang He fucked the monkey, then he fucked his homies, and then we have AIDS. He's like, I don't feel good. Oh, it's just scurvy. And then he fell apart because he had AIDS.

And then that's all the time. He fell apart. He's talking about him like he's a Lego man. Why did we think of the same thing? Because that's what happens. Lego people fall apart. No, they don't. They don't even.

They do, though. You play Lego games or they fucking fall apart. I hate that we both said Lego Man. Listen, welcome to the Stark Tank podcast. Magic Johnson did not cause AIDS. Or did he? I will say, listen, we don't have a lot to talk about today because last week, well, first, not because last week, we don't have a lot to talk about today because not a lot is going on. But last week we focused very, very heavily on Euphoria.

And the audience noticed that I tried, I tried. I tried to get us back and I could not do it. So today we are going to be focusing on questions. Yeah, we're going to get through a lot of them Because we know we're a little bit behind And degrassy And digressy Question heavy podcast

Question heavy podcast But whatever it takes I know I can make it through Or something I think it's like that If I hold out I don't remember the rest of it Make it through

Be the best Be the best I can With this dude fucking remembers all of it And I say to you Whatever it takes I know I will make it I know I can make it through He can't spell normal words

But he remembers all the lyrics He remembers the entire theme fun of the grassy That's kind of impressive Can I say something? Can I say something? I have never heard the theme song To DeGrasi ever once in my life I've never seen a clip of DeGrasi in motion I've never heard what degrossi sounds like

All I've seen is a photograph of Drake looking stupid In a wheelchair And that's it You never saw him get shot? No, I never saw him get shot What's wrong with you? That's crazy. At least everyone's seen that and laughed.

Everyone's seen that. And laughed. Have you seen that show? Oh my God. What is that show? It's like a hospital drama or something. It's a very real like meant to be taken seriously show. But this dude.

Like soap opera? I don't. I think so. Maybe. No, hold on. General hospital. It might be one of them. But it's such a wild.

It's a scene where this guy's walking, this doctor is like walking through the hospital with a box and it's got a heart in it. And there's a guy sitting in a wheel. chair and he's like oh that that's my heart that's the heart they're gonna that's my heart transclass I've seen this and then he trips and the heart rolls on the floor and then a dog eats it yeah what runs away and then a man just like dramatically glances at the guy in the chair and then the guy in the chair looks back at him and then it cuts to the theme song but it's like a very real clip no I see no I'm I swear that that sounds like that sounds like scrubs I know but I

I can't do this. Oh, I'm my own. No, I know. I know. I know Superman. I'm no nigger man. That show, that show gaslit me into thinking that song was good. Oh, no, I did.

That song annoyed the fuck out of me. Like, who's that band for Malcolm in the middle? Oh, uh. Larger than, wait, what's their name was something with the? Can you sing the song? They might be giants. They might be giants. If you can sing the song,

and I remember all of it. If you just give me a, give me a little bit of it. You're just, wait, you're not the boss of me now when you're not so big. My fucking eight-grade teacher at a question,

one of our question, there was an extra credit question. And extra credit. Shut the fuck up. That's the question. He put, um, why is the mighty,

uh, or why is they might be giant so great? and I just fucking lit that shit the fuck up. Like, this is the dumbest fucking band. I hate that song. Malcolm in the middle would be infinitely, I just totally trashed him. When you failed that class,

you failed that class? I didn't fail the class, but I definitely saw him like, you know, give me a smirk like you want to slap me in the fucking face and I'm like, yeah. It's on site. Go ahead, do it.

He was like it's on fucking sight, dude. Ah, man. I love it. That was the best part about being a kid is being an asshole to teachers. Like a teacher would be like, yeah, my dog died. I'd be like, hey, too bad. You're such an asshole for no reason. And he didn't sit there and stare at him.

I tagged you both in this. So it's from, I remember it's from, so it's from one tree hill. And you guys can look it up. You guys can look it up. Wait, one tree hills, that's not a doctor show, is it? No, I guess it's not, I misspoke. It's not a doctor show. It's just a drama.

But it's like a real. teen drama. It's meant for serious. Look up dog eight Dan's New Heart One Tree Hill on YouTube. It's real. And if you guys are watching it right now, it's, it is so amazing that it's treated as seriously

as it is because it just comes across. It is one, it is my favorite video to come out of television. It's like almost, it's way better than Dexter playing Halo 3 on a keyboard fucking in the middle of like season two or something

you're seeing it now right that's unbelievable that's so stupid that's unbelievable I watched so I watched one's one stops the dog either no one stops the dog no one thinks to do it and the guy at the end why is he looking kind of like he's satisfied

it's it's moody It's like Moody's point. It's like you're watching the fucking Amanda show. It's like Moody's point. So what happened is that his dad is an asshole. Throughout the show, there's the main beginning of the show, there's two sons.

There's one son he has with his marriage. He wants him he has as a wedlock. They're both the same age. And that character, Chad Michael Murray. Shut the fuck up. Seriously, I was like,

I was about to fucking lose my mind. You should not know about this. And it pisses me off that you're explaining this to me. I watched a bunch of it. This is, this is, I don't want to know this. This guy genuinely wants us to believe he's not gay and he's seen every episode of fucking one to him. That's mean I'm gay. I haven't seen every episode also.

This guy genuinely wonderful. I can't believe you watch the dude. I'm dizzy. Like that made me. I had an older sister growing up. Why would you even? I had an older sister. I didn't have to control the TV.

Wow. Sounds nice. I had older. Calm down. But you have a mom. So chill, right? Let's not. Let's not go down that path.

Yeah, look, but my step sisters, they're older than me. And the only thing that I ever watched that I normally wouldn't have watched, but I enjoyed was the musical grease. I actually thought that was, I'm like, this actually isn't bad. I'm not, like, completely disgusted. Everything else I walked out of the room that was just fucking just, oh, this is, I can't bear this. Like, there's no way I'd be like, I'm just going to stay here and watch this because it's fucking,

it's just on. I didn't have a. I didn't have a subject What was good content I didn't know I didn't know it was good things absorbed So I watched like charmed I watched one tree hill

I watched fucking Dawson's Creek I watched Buffy Angel I watch I love Buffy and Angel Those shows I still really enjoy I like Buffy and Angel But I watched I watched a little bit of dark angel Because Jessica Alba was fucking

gorgeous You know I didn't I didn't pay attention to the plot at all I know there was a guy in a wheelchair Yeah there was like a fucking young cripping it or something I had no idea I had no idea what the hell Dark Angel was about. All I knew is my aunt bought me the Dark Angel video game on Xbox.

Yes. And I was like, what is this? Is this a shit? Did you what? Yeah, I did. I actually, I remember liking it because it was like a beat-em-up. It was like a, it was like a beat-em-up, like a 3-D kind of, I don't know. It was very weird, but it was fun.

And I think what it was, it was on the Xbox, and it looked like really, like, graphically. I remember being like, this looks fucking crazy compared to the shit. that I play on my fucking PlayStation. And I remember just thinking it was like a good game because of that. It's probably not a good game. You know, it's probably not like, it's kind of like Hunter the Reckoning. One of those things where it's like Hunter the Reckoning was cool,

but like I have a feeling. Don't say it. If I went, I feel like if I went back to Hunter the Reckoning, it wouldn't be as cool as it. You're right, but I just don't even want you to speak into existence because I have such fond memories of that game. I know.

I don't remember that game. Hunter the Reckoning was fucking baller. I'll play it again and then I'll be like, oh, what the fuck? Like, dude, that Asian chick with the fucking guns, dude. Yeah, man. Dude, that, that, there's a lot of games from my past that, like, I'll look at and I'll be like, I have really good memories of that, but not enough to go back and possibly ruin it.

You know? Like, I just, I don't want to know how well this held up. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and battered.

and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

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that man i feel that's so hard that's definitely that that was when i i told you guys that i experienced a haunted uh a paranormal experience did i tell you about that a paranormal experience with uh while i was playing hunter what oh yeah the the the controller right the the controller it was that i was playing that game and i still to this day i'm gonna ask him again probably in another year or so if he still fucked with me because i still can't my brains to it's it just can't accept their being why is every

I live with another Hispanic gentleman and even his family is haunted and I'm like bro like why why is it fucking Hispanic people

what's going on here and they have like testimonial and then the guy that I went to Frankie Sanchez that went to his house that's the

fakingest name I've ever heard Frankie Sanchez it's very common I know regular name that's not even like a crazy

Hispanic name I know Francisco Sanchez You know what it reminds me of? It reminds me Francisco No, the fucking,

you know, every time I hear Frankie, I just think of Joe's old cousin. You stop making fun. Bro, it's been years. Let's just let him rest.

All right, we'll let him rest. Is he like, does he have like a stereotypical, like Italian accent? No, I don't know because I never heard him speak.

Listen, he looks sick. He looks sick. He, I don't know if I ever talking about this other, but I feel like I must have. It's been a hundred to three episodes. But it was like Joe's,

a friend of ours, Joe, he had this cousin who, had like this crazy like like harry osborne spider man animated series widows peak he was like two years younger than us he like he had bags under his eyes he looked like he smoked six six packs a day he didn't speak to anybody he was like frail but like it's it was so jarring because it looked like it looked like he might have owned a crime syndicate but he was also

like younger than us and he just looked so weathered by time that we just we joke that he was like an old child. And that like if he went back and if you went back, if he went back into his, uh, his yearbooks like throughout the years, he would be the, he would look exactly the same. Like in first grade, he would look exactly the same. In kindergarten, he would look exactly the same. He's just been this permanent age for his entire life. Was it like that kid, that deedy kid thing and fucking, uh, not deity, but that guy, no,

cowboy bebop. You know that fucking, what? You know that thing? No. Remember that kid, that kid man? That kid man. Kid man It's like what the

It's always the fucking same age Like always It's always a little bitch ass kid I love kid man That's a guy That is an amazing superhero Can somebody Can somebody draw up kid man

Kid man Is he a kid is he So is he is he So is he the character I created where he's the guy That at any time When people look at him Like if two people are looking at him

That wasn't you They see him as a kid Or an adult And he's like he's trying to buy beer and a guy at the register is like you're a kid what are you doing but the person in the bodega with him is like that's a grown ass man yeah he he's both a kid you didn't come up with that by the way i definitely came up with that no you didn't because this is something i brought up in like the fifth grade to people you definitely did not come up

with it this is mine okay you cannot take this from me all right fine that's fine that's fine all right you can have it you can have it fine i'm that generous and you're trying to but but listen he's just trying to pat me down calm down buddy all right don't fucking do you that to me. But no, he's, he's, he's, he is both at all times a young child and a grown man. And it just sort of depends on like the way the like, like, like, oh, it's almost like a holographic, like, mute. So like, it depends on like where you are when you're looking at him or just like, oh, man, that guy, these two people see the same person, but they see a different version of him. And that it's just, he just gaslights everybody. No, he doesn't. He's just trying to live his life.

No, it's not that he does it. It's that like his existence does it for him. Like sometimes No one can't agree Why he's driving No one can agree on who he is He's driving He's driving And the cop pulls him over

And a cop is like Why are you drive The cop is like Hey Have a good The officer And the person in the car is like No this is a baby

I'm teaching a kid How to drive He's like That's not a kid It's a grown man And he just leads to Contemption amongst people He's the ultimate

Destroyer of the world If you really think about it Because people won't be able To agree On him fundamentally So it will just lead to arguments and like just turmoil. It goes up to Senate

where they're like, this is a child and like no, he's a grown man and they launch the nukes. I sent you, I replied with another paradoxical, like, or a paradox where on John together, uh, they fought a gigantic midget.

And it was just a guy. It's just a guy, but he's wearing like small clothes. It's so fucking funny. That reminds me. That reminds me that's like, that's a really, like, because that reminds me of the, the robot chicken, uh, attack of the giant midget. And it's like just some, it's an normal guy like knocking, uh, knocking shelves over in like a, like a CVS or something. Oh my gosh.

I love dumb shit. I love dumb chilever. I love him. Jesus Christ. This is a grown man. He's a slightly taller than Captain Hero. That was from, uh, drawn together, right? Yeah.

That show was so ridiculous. Dude. There was an episode where the black girl, the black girl took an uncooked piece of chicken putting her vagina and it came out cooked. It came out crispy. What the fuck? Does that mean she has a lot of STDs?

I mean, her vagina that hot. Pussy's hot, man. She's fire. I like how ridiculous that show was. It was it was Taylor made for me where I didn't need any explanation to the insanity. I didn't need any fucking moral lessons.

with some fucking sad piano at the end or inspirational piano at the end like South Park and shit. I'm like just do dumb shit. Just do dumb shit. That's what South Park was. But that's why it didn't survive because of that very reason though. South Park is just like this is too stupid.

South Park is not that anymore. South Park once upon a time tried to teach you a lesson. Now they just say fucker me. It's still the same. Actually, I just checked out the new season because I wanted to see how it was holding up because I haven't watched it in a few years.

And it literally did the same exact thing. The same inspirational piano thing at the end. Oh no. There's always like somebody that walked in. I will say, I will say, give them credit, I did find myself laughing a few times, despite, like, last time I remember watching,

I'm like, ah, I'm not even laughing anymore. So maybe they kind of stepped it up a little bit. Maybe they were kind of a little self-aware. They're like, oh, that shit isn't funny anymore. Let me, let's try to put some jokes in it or something. Because I laughed a little bit, but I get, it's been so long since I, like, remember laughing out loud watching that shit.

I was really funny. It was really well done. It's really hard for me to laugh out, loud at television. I don't know what. It's like very rare. Yeah, like, because even like the South Park episodes

that I like, I would be like, that's really funny. But it never like, it's hard. Like, it's always sunny has made me laugh. Like,

like audibly, like Frank crawling out of the couch covered in oil. That fucking, that broke me when I first saw it. But I don't know. That shows so crazy. Fucking Frank on the floor

with all the fucking Purel on him, all the sanitizer. It's really pure. That's so. Fucking amazing. And Dennis is meltdown when he's like fucking tools. I've got to have my tools. The golden god is not to get corner to this time.

What is it? He's like to bind. I like to be bound. He's my tools. The fucking delivery of that is so good. It's like zip ties duct tape duct tape zipis and gloves. They're tools. I like to bind.

I like to be bound. Dude, he's so good at playing that character. It's insane. There's moments. There's moments where he looks. sick. And I like, just the ones

where he just looks like his eyes are protruding out of face. Yo, honestly, dude, I wish, I,

it would have been so cool to see. Like, have you guys seen the boys? Yeah. Or any of it at all? I haven't finished it, but yeah. I would have loved to see

Glenn Howardton, the guy who plays Dennis as, uh, Homelander. I think that would have been so sick. He would have been so disgusting as a person. I don't,

I don't think he exactly has to build for a, I think he probably doesn't. I mean, he could have. Dude, what's his name? Yada Yada McDonald. Oh, wait, that's not. That's his fake name.

Yada Yada McDonald. Ronald? Ronald? Ronald? Oh, Rob McElheny or something. Thank you. Mick. Yeah, whatever the fuck is real name is.

Like him, like how he roided up for the fucking show. He could have done the same thing. Yeah. Is that again? Mac. Mac. You know, Mac roided up? for the fucking show.

Yeah, he, he. So I'm just saying, like, why, why couldn't, uh, fucking, uh, Dennis do the same thing? Mac wasn't exactly thin, you know. Mac was very, look, go back. He wasn't, he was, he was kind of just, like, had a standard build. He was normal. He was normal. And then he cultivated mass for the show.

This motherfucker's insane. That guy's crazy. That motherfucker is like, method. He's like, he's like, he's like, he thinks he's, uh, uh, fucking, uh, fucking, um, Oh my God, Daniel Day Lewis, but like for a fucking sitcom. Wasn't Daniel Day Lewis the guy that was in Breakfast of Tiffany's? No, no, I was not. Who was the guy?

He's not that old. Who was the guy that was the Asian guy? You're thinking of Mickey, Mickey Rooney. You're thinking of Mickey Rooney. That's not even close. I'm sorry, I made a mistake. I was just thinking of that. That's not a mistake, man.

That's like a fatal error. I love You mixed up Daniel Day Lewis And Mickey Rooney Man Mickey Rooney's Imagine Mickey Rooney at Tiffany's

In like gangs in New York Oh my God Dude Oh man I almost slipped up I almost slipped up Okay That is the best I was gonna say some build a butcher lines

As a stereotypical Asian But I was like I gotta catch myself You caught yourself Is the best portrayal of an Asian person I've seen in any form of media. We got to move on. Because we got to move on.

Fucking damn it, bro. There, if Jackie Chan wrote and directed his own biopic, it would still be worse than that. Such a waste. All of our episodes get

fucking age-restricted, by the way. There's no That's not true. A lot of them do. A lot of them do. Our last one wasn't it? We try. Yeah, yeah.

Our last one didn't. It just got heavily restricted. Not age restricted. But, anyway. Uncle. You know, it's so disrespectful, dude. We got to get into this because otherwise the audience is going to be upset. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script.

A podcast where I sit down with pharmacists. answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer's kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstructing. to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary.

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Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan,

which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere. north probably closer to 22 23 after this year and each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows

so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on awesome so how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan what would I do if I got into an accident probably the easiest way is dialing pound law that's pound 529 from your cell phone we are always open our call center is always waiting to take your call 24 7 365 wow dan Morgan from Morgan from America's Large Injury Lawfram. Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you.

Let's hear it. These nuts rode in. It says, hey, Tofer Race, Kingston, Jameson, and Derek Pilot. This is just our names. Tofer Race? This is a Tofer Race? Yeah, Tofer Race. I don't know.

This is my first question and probably my last question because Patreon is a slow and glitchy pain in the ass website. It is. I just watched episode 103, and Derek's, I Econic euphoria rant Ike. Left me puzzled. I don't understand why you watched an entire show you think sucks dick.

Also, you think Fast and the Furious being aware that its shit makes it great. Does the lack of stakes in those kinds of movies not bore you? I'm afraid of asking this because I fear 30 minutes of Derek's wrath but I need to get it off my chest. No, it's a fair question.

It's a fair question. Why would you watch something you don't enjoy? It's kind of like you want to see what it's all about. You want to see what the hype's all about. It's kind of like, say maybe you're not really into theme parks all that much, and people are like, this is the greatest ride

I've ever been on my fucking life. People are like crying because it's so amazing. You'd be like, all right, I gotta see what it's all about. You stand in line for two fucking hours and you're like, holy fuck, I can't believe I just did that. It's the same concept. Where I just, I literally want to see what it was all about. And I thought at a certain point,

okay, maybe it's only 16 episodes between one and two. I can kill this. So I killed it. I thought maybe the second season's better. It never got better. And I was just like, I can't believe people think that's good. And then that's it.

I'm not going to watch the third season. I don't really give a shit anymore. Now, as far as Fast and Furious, the lack of stakes and all that stuff, look, I'm not watching. I'm watching, I'm from a time, I'm from a generation that adored 80s and 90s action flicks where they made no sense.

it's just about blowing shit up. We already know the heroes are going to survive. The hero's going to get the girl. The plots are fucking terrible. But we enjoy them. They're just absolute schlock. And I love it. It's why 1995 Mortal Kombat is one of them.

I adore that movie. It's a heaping pile of garbage. But I adore it so much. I actually like the choreography. I'm not going to lie. Choreography is actually pretty decent. I think it's pretty good. I don't care people say.

If you watch, well, look, I'm not even going to, I don't even need a debate on that. Like if you, if you unironically love that movie, good for you. I think it's kind of weird because, uh, I'm not saying it's like the worst movie ever. I mean, you can say 97's, uh, annihilation is, because that show is unfinished and just bad in every single way possible. Even the choreography is bad. Uh, anyway.

But yeah, I, I don't see any reason to why you can't enjoy something that you know isn't good. You know what I mean. You just know that you know what you're getting into. You know you're going to enjoy. And it's more of like, say, I'm laughing. It's like 90-day fiancé as well. I love 90-day fiancé because it's just, it's the, it is the most insane people.

The producers pick the most unhinged people. They know they're going to explode and just be absolutely insufferable. And it's just so funny to point and laugh at them. Yeah. Reality TV is hilarious. It is so bad. It's really hard for me to sit down and watch something I don't enjoy. To be fair, my.

palette for television is pretty wide. Like I can watch a lot of shit. Because I watch so much. Like a lot of people are like, I don't like, a lot of people like, I don't like romance movies. Like I watch so much dumb.

Like I watched Dawson's Creek. Like I watched, I've seen pretty much every episode of that show. I've seen so much of that show. It's disgusting. That is, you're right. And I'm just like,

I've never seen that movie or a show. Me must have watched the whole thing. We watched Charmed together. That's James Vanderbeek, right? Yeah. The Dawkins Creek, yeah. What was the song? What was the song for Dawson's Creek?

I used to. I don't want to wait for our lives to be over. That's all I knew about it. I know right now. What could it be? I like that chick. I actually, apparently I don't because I forgot her name. Never mind.

I can't like it that much. It's like, there were a lot of shows that were around like when we were younger that were like that. It was like Dawson's Creek in like Seventh Heaven. And I remember seeing like snippets of them When I would change channels And I remember being like I'm under no circumstance Am I watching it?

Just the way that they were shot like even the camera Like the cameras and all those shows Shows just had bloom All over it for whatever reason Like everything looks ethereal like they just blew the lens out And it's just like all right We'll have the sun right outside the window And then we'll have the sun outside the door

And then we'll have the sun beaming up from the fucking ground And it'll look like you just died It's just supposed to give you a warm, fuzzy feeling, you know. My, seventh heaven, homie brought a gun to the church and shot somebody. Hell yeah. That was ahead of his time. What did you say? So that was ahead of his time.

Fucking Dylan roofed a motherfucker. Yeah, because that didn't happen really. That didn't really happen until way later. Not really happened around the same time. Sevent seven is like the 90s, man, like early 90s. Yeah, but are you insane? Do you not know when the church? Captain.

Why the fuck is it even called Seventh Heaven? Is it like I don't know Why is it called Seventh Heaven? You know? I didn't even like the shot I just watched it I sat down and I watched

I consumed media I would be put in front of shit And I didn't really develop What I like to watch Until I was maybe like nine or ten Yeah I get that Because I sat through like a bunch of terrible TV But like not not to the degree

That I followed the plot at all Like I remember sitting and watching like the Parker It was an amazing show And I was just like This just exists That's why I thought about Home Improvement. I watched Home Improvement,

but I can tell you, like, I don't know one person that's like, oh, that show is great. I don't think one person on earth that thinks that. It's amazing how,

how you can tell what shows were genuinely good, just based on their staying power. Like, home improvement has no, like, there are no home improvement memes, really.

Like, you really have to force that out. But, like, every couple years, there's like a new Seinfeld meme. Like every couple years

The most recent one was like the Kramer like opening the door with like the red light coming out. It's like what's going on in there? And then it's just like, Oh, it's like Gwynne the Fire Lord, Jerry. You know? And it's like that will never happen

for home improvement. Like not once since the show has existed as there been a fucking home improvement meme. I watched a lot of honeymooners growing up. A lot of honeymooners growing up like way so much honeymooners. And like.

I love Lucy. I love Lucy's a great show. I love Lucy. I'll stand on that. I think I'll goaded. It's goaded. Like the way it does with like relationships, like actual like proper like relationship of different cultures.

No, it's just legitimately goaded. It's like oh, this is actually like real. The hell's wrong with you, man. If you Google, if you Google Home Improvement memes, the top three Google image results is just one lady in a bed talking literally about improving her home.

And the third one is SpongeBob and Patrick wearing construction gear. That show has no... That show has so little cultural impact. It's insane. Right. No, I think it has decent cultural impact, but it's just no one cares. What is decent to you? No, nothing at all.

Was it Wilson, faceless Wilson? The neighbor? He's like, hey, too. His name was Wilson, right? I don't remember. I'm pretty sure. I just, I feel like there's a part of me. I'm like, it could be wrong.

But I'm pretty sure it's Wilson. He never showed his face. And I'm like, all right, he's obviously like a, what he called? A sex offender or something. And he just, like, doesn't want to show his face. That's okay. You know, I like kids too. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'll never, I will never forgive.

I will never forgive Tim Allen for barking, like, during his stand-up. I mean, he just does it. Didn't he sell meth? He is. He probably is meth. I know he was like was known for like a known Cokehead. I know that. You know what's show I watched too?

You know it was dumb. I watched the show with him on an ABC for I called on Last Man or something. Oh, yeah. Or like the man. Oh, wasn't that like recent or something? It's fairly recent. I watched that shit too because my brain was like, Tim Allen was in

home improvement and I saw that a lot I think I should watch this because he's such a regular in my mind for some reason isn't Tim Allen also buzz?

Yeah he yeah that's the only that's like that's what like that's that's only good contribution right the only contribution he's ever had to popular culture is

is honestly that mugshot of him selling Coke when he got busted the first time and Buzz Lightyear that's his cultural impact That mug shot is dope It's a good mug shot Fucking Jesus Christ It's not a joke

I couldn't believe that when I was watching Because I genuinely thought that that was like You watched it with Joe right You watched it with Joe We watched it like with a bunch of people We were like, oh, look at this. I've heard that this is like one of the worst standups. It's so bad.

I think that was there. Yeah, you might have been there. We definitely watched part of it with you, like, at one point. Because at some point, I don't think you were there. You might have, like, been, I don't know. It might have been, like, before we were recording or after we recorded or something, and you were off doing something. I don't know. I don't remember what, but I do remember watching it with you.

And he just goes, like, he tells a joke, and he's like, my wife is fucking fat and stupid. And you're like, what the fuck is going on? He's able to be a lawnmower. I remember I watched it with Joe when you were like teens. And I remember him being like, so I start the lawnmower. Yeah, but he keeps it going. The whole time.

Whatever. Every punchline, every punchline. He's like, he's like fucking Andrew Dice Clay. Like he always goes, oh. But instead of that, he's just going, uh. God, he sucks. Why the chicken cross the road?

Because it's a chicken. Because it's a chicken. Dude, that's such a good joke. It's a good Tim Allen joke for sure. I think... Tim Allen. Write for Tim Allen. I'm going to send up my resume.

Hey, bro. I got a bunch of good jokes for you. It's really good. He writes back with... He writes that back. He writes back as a... He's going to be senile one day. He's going to be like, he's going to be like a 90-year-old man.

And it's like, all right, Tim, it's time for your sponge breath. He's like, okay, Tim. The pause. It's definitely the pause. That's because it's him realizing that there's no threat. All right, let's move on. Old age is scary, bro. Old age is really scary.

I mean, speaking of Before, I don't know what the fight This is like a brief thing I don't know what the fuck's going on But apparently like Sidney Cassie on that show was being cast as like Black Cat or something

And some Spider-Man thing Which I'd fully support Makes sense to me I mean I've seen her naked So I feel uncomfortable But like she should be back Black Cat then obviously

Like what do you mean? I guess what I'm saying? It's like Calm down, calm down You're passionate But um But like I don't know Like I don't know

Like it's supposed to be like a little bit of a misby Like, I know Black Cat is like very voluptuous, but like, I don't know if I want to see her like that. But like, hey, what's happening? It's happening, you know? I don't know if you want to say it. You're fucking weird. Listen, I don't care much about it. I don't even know if this is true. I don't even know if this is true. It was just trending today.

I just thought I'd mention it. And there's also Eldon Ring fucking selling 12 million copies in like fucking three weeks, which is just fucking stupid, by the way. That is, I don't think people understand because people are like, I feel like people look at that and they're like, only 12 million. That's not that impressive.

Like that's not really that. Because you think of like, I don't know, like movie, you think of like Spider-Man No Way Home or something. It's like, that made a billion dollars. Or like something like that. And you're just like, ah, it's not super impressive that sold like 12 million copies. Until you realize that fucking Spider-Man PS4 sold 20 million. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script.

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20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. rows, so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. To date. that's after five years or four years out on the market available to that entire ecosystem of systems and I think Dark Souls 3 One angle but yes

What do you mean? It's only on PlayStation. It's only on PlayStation's. Eldon Ring is on everything. No right but even like dude Things don't sell like that Especially not Dark Souls games That's insane

I mean Eldon Ring got the George Hard Arm Martin power behind it. I don't think it had anything to do with George R. Martin. I'll be real. I think it had a little bit of, hopefully some. I genuinely,

I genuinely don't think, I don't think that accounts for even a fraction of, I think maybe, I think, maybe five, I think five, advertise, five copies,

five copies. No, I think five to ten percent maybe is George R. I think the rest of it, dude, the rest of it is, like, people being told like,

what the fuck is this. The rest of it is seeing people on Twitch or, or like, gameplay, things circulating online or like just shit like like I'm sure it's advertised very heavily but like nobody nobody I know

even remotely cares that it's George R. Martin I will say I will say that because the people that you remotely know are already already aware of the games but they're already the people that you know are already aware of the from software right the people that don't know about these things they know about George Hard R. Martin

they're like what the hell is George Harder Martin got to do with this game oh look a horsey and then Oh, look, the horse I think, because I honestly think Torrent's like the driving factor, that's just me. Torin is the biggest thing. Yeah.

For me, for me, it's the fact that if you stab people in the bad you can scream inward at the inward at them. You get the back time. Okay. No, he says it. Your main character says it. You don't have that talisman? Oh, the inward tail.

Yeah, the inward fingers. Yeah, that's the word finger. The inward finger. You stab him in a squeam. in a scream, like, loud. Like, you have to turn down your volume fast when it's like, do you guys see that video? Do you guys see that video that was

circulating on Twitter this morning of a horse kicking out of the horse in the head and killing it instantly? No, no. I don't want to see that. That's not even funny, dude. I thought it was fucking really funny. I'm sure you did. I don't want to see them get kicked in a head and die. I saw a mini horse falling and I thought that was funny. Oh yeah.

Like, instantly like the way it falls is funny because it falls and it gets It's like stunned. It's like freaked out and it gets up and runs off. But yeah. The horse is definitely like, Torin changes the game like pretty wildly. But also I just think, I don't know, man, because the people who are asking me about it, right? This is how I judge this.

It's not just the people in the industry that I know who are like excited about it just because it was a FromSoft game or the people who are, you know, fans of video games who are just curious because they're hearing about on Twitter. It's people like my mom and like my family and my fucking. the person who helps me with my taxes, asking about it and not mentioning George R. Martin at all. Literally just people talking about this thing called Eldon Ring. What happens is this? There are several stages, right?

First and foremost, the people that were most excited are people that were the soul's fans initially. That was the first group. Then what happened is that we got the people. No, it's not. It's a few million though, definitely. Then what happened... I'd say it's like five to ten million.

Then what happened after that is the people that were, oh, this game is attached to George R. Martin. Then that had more, because that's all the whole entire, like, people that might were fans of Game of Thrones or the Game of Thrones books series, which is probably arguably one of the biggest book series of all time. Then what happens is it came out. It came out. And then the people, everyone that was a straggler got to see like, oh, this game is

crazy. And it brought more people in. But I think definitely like R. Martin, it being a soul's game of them having always being a hit for the most part. And then word of mouth, all of those coalesced into it being such a big thing. But the Souls games aren't hits like this is. They've always been hits video game wise though. No, they have every single one.

Yes. No. As video games, yes, Chris, every single Souls game. They're not to this degree. I'll give you that. But every single one. They've been critically well received for sure. But they're not like runaway successes.

Not like this. but they've all been successful. DS1 took a while to catch on, actually. Yeah, they all took a while to catch it. Dark Souls 3, I think, did the best, and that sold 10 million units to date. To date? To date.

At that point, everybody was, like, on board because they were like, oh, fucking, uh, uh, uh, Bloodborn was so sexual to a lot of people that they're like, oh, man, I, fucking, what, I've, what have I been missing? Now I've got to play some DS3. And, uh, yeah, it's, uh, I think it's just a perfect storm. It's just a perfect storm. And I will say they used a shitload of money for advertising.

So a point where I'm fucking watching UFC and right before another round's about the start. And like, this fight's been brought to you by Eldon Ring. But George Hard Arn Martin and fucking Nigazaki. And like, I was like, what the fuck? Like then they got Eldon Ring on the fucking canvas and shit like that. It's not Noghazoo. Yeah, fucking Hard R. Martin and Nikazaki. Like he said that word for word.

And I was like, wow, I'm on board. I'm on board. Just with those names, I'll be on board. As of March 2015, Demon Souls had 1.7 million copies sold. Yeah, Demon Souls 1.7 million. Is that the original one? Yeah, it has to be original one.

That's the original one. Yeah, definitely. That's the original one. Then a Darko Series sold over 25 million worldwide. That's Dark Souls 1, 2, and 3 combined. Yeah, that's true. And then as of May, which you call it, Dark Souls is sold 27 million copies. That's insane. That's all.

Yeah Because I guess the people The groups I run with play Dark Souls That's the thing 12 million For being a hard game 12 million for just Eldon ring In three weeks

That is stupid big Let's keep it into perspective though How many of those people Are gonna not play it After they've tried it Oh I bet it's gonna be millions of those motherfuckers A lot of people are gonna forget

That people don't Like other people are still like suspending the fact that it's still a soul's game. This game is still gonna fuck you raggedy. You're still gonna get to points where you are just getting completely trounced. Yeah, I do feel like, and I will say, maybe the reason why, like maybe,

and maybe I feel like this is a hard-ar decision. George Harder Barton, be like, hey, make more bonfires. Like, come on, nigga. Like, George Harder was probably fucking sitting with the, you know, controller, like, bounced on his belly. like dude, can you just put more...

He's on his tummy. He's on his tummy. He's still playing well. He's fucking parrying everything. You're like, yo, how is he doing this? He's also talking about Windsor Winter while he's doing it. He's like wording when the dinner is getting recorded. He's like, yes.

So at this moment, Yaron Gray Joy finally finishes the blood pact. And you're just like, what? This guy's amazing. He's just the absolute shit of everything. He's just like fucking even while he's game and he's riding. He's riding. But no, I just feel like...

I was a... I feel like... I feel like... Because I'm surprised at how many fucking checkpoints there are, bonfires, grace points or whatever. It's more accessible. It is the most susceptible to far. Surprise.

I'm like, there... I was almost at the point where I'm like, I feel like I'm cheating. Or it's just, it's so I can actually... I don't have to start from so far away to get back somewhere. I know you can actually play the game. It's crazy.

Yeah, I was like, what the hell? I love it, you. I almost felt like I'm looking around like, is this right? I feel weird about this. There's fucking, like, just look at your map. Just look at your fucking map

and then see how many of those fucking things that are. There's a lot. I was like, I was not expecting that. It's also a big map, you know? Like, that's a big fucking, it is in a very small, more there is.

still. Bro, I've been to different planes of existence, like four different planes of existence. There's still more maps after the main map. Like, I'm at the point where I just finished the main map. I just finished that one. Think about the first Dark Souls.

It's a, it's fucking big for just like, like, there's so many places to go. That you're like, what the fuck, man. Like that too. It's so much shit, you know?

Like, if you, you if you first if you if it was your first time playing the game and he had no idea there are so many pathways you can take that you're like where should i go and then you try and then of course you're like this is too hard i'm gonna try somewhere else but it's just like insane now and then now it's the scale now is almost like say us trying to understand the galaxy you know like you're just trying to really understand like the scale of it and that in this game i feel like this is how am i ever going to finish this like as far as like finding out what's there to do and then by the time somebody like 100%'s the game it's

going to be like I'm not going to do all this I hope I hope I never finish I'm trying to do other side story stuff and I'm just like there's so much side story shit dude like I did one quest I did one quest that's like for the werewolf dude and his that whole quest line is extremely lengthy and it brings you to a part of the game that I wouldn't have went to naturally and now I'm doing a Another part for like the holy guys. And that's also just taking it's so much game. It's so much game. It's a beefy fucking game.

It's like I recommend it to people just purely, even if you're like, I don't like Souls games. Just purely for just bang for your buck, it's insane. Like it is insane. And you could play that entire game. You could play a lot of that game and not even really like bother with any of the bosses. And you'd have probably a really fun time genuinely. And I think that is a

That's a very good point man A lot of people enjoy it and I think and I think And I genuinely think Torrent really makes it A hell of a lot more accessible for people that are like Because you can escape very easily Oh yeah yeah I'm in hot water help me Torin and then you fucking bounce And then you can try again or just keep an exploring

You can you can you can almost treat it like fucking Like what was the Skyrim Where a lot of people just like to fucking explore, but the cool thing is at least this horse is actually fast like a horse. The Skyrim horses are fucking dog shit. I hated the horse on Skyrim. I got

I got fucking, what's his name? What's the of the evil horse? Blood something? Oh, the mare, the blood, the one from the Dark Brotherhood? Yeah. And he still sucked. I don't know. He was pretty cool. He was the only good one. No, no, he wasn't. He was a horse. He was a horse that didn't die. Compared to the

other horses. He never died. Yeah, but like, I lost mine. Shadowmere. Shadowmere. I lost Shadowmere. I don't know where the fuck he is. And I keep going back to that pool of ink. And I'm trying to resurrect Shadowmere.

And he's not showing up there. And I'm like, where is he? Where's my horse? You lost your unkillable horse. You fucking lost him. I misplaced him. He's gone. The thing that bothered me about the horses in Skyrim was how thick their legs were.

They're so beefy. They're like two Clydesdale mixed together. man. They're just like this giant fucking horses. Have you ever seen a Clydesdale in person, bro? Yeah, it's frightening. They are so fucking big, dude. Me and Lily went to the OC Fair and we saw

one and that horse was so much bigger than her. It was she was literally scared. She was like, I don't want to go near that. It is. It is. Dude, I didn't see a I didn't see a moose in person, but I saw like a, um, a, a

cut out of like this is what a moose would look like and I'm like fuck that dude yeah I've seen you see that there's like that famous video the moose like walking down the highway or whatever you can see it next to cars and it just looks like it looks like a borderline dinosaur like it's fucking crazy and like the Clydesdales are clisers or I don't have respect for Clydesdale's because they just got two first names but I just I feel like the idea of just a horse this big they're so gorgeous there's such pretty horses dude oh my god are you a horse girl I don't I'm a horse fan. I think horses are beautiful.

I like horses, but I'm also intimidated by horses. I like them, but I'm also. The other horses are beautiful at all. You serious? No, because I remember going to farms and like, like,

they'd be like, come pet the horse. And I would go up to the horse. And it would look at me. And then I, it has like fucking flies dancing on its cornea. And fucking, it's like drooling and it's like,

it looks like it's like, you met disabled horses, bro. You met horses that were on the spectrum. No, that's just literally like, that's what happens with fucking horses. I met a horse like three weeks ago, and it was beautiful. Why are you meeting horses so frequently that you can say three weeks ago I met a horse? Because I hang out with like very real Mexican people that are like a fucking Mexican culture. They love horses, bro.

They do. Like, it's insane, dude. Like Lily's dad loves horses. Lily's dad is a fucking weirdo then man No he's not he's the person from the ranch Bro they love horses you just you just don't know that I can't believe you imagined her dad too Even in Puerto Rico when I went to Puerto Rico

They had horses there too and horses they were gorgeous Yeah there are horses beautiful There are horses in places I am aware and they're so if they're well kept They're really nice Every horse like I've only met like two I've only had an experience with two horses And both of them like one of them I just like was just like an asshole

And then the other one had flies in its eyes and I remember and it was fine with it by the way didn't do anything about it was just like oh yeah they're on me this is a symbiotic relationship we got going on I guess and it just like let it happen just a complete cuck of a horse just a massive cuck of a horse just like here take my eye take it whatever I mean after a while they're just not gonna leave you alone so you just give up you know can you imagine though like living a life where you're just like there are flies dancing around your eyes and you're just like I can't imagine it but I've seen a lot of malnourished fucking children in third world countries with flies all over their faces

yes i've seen that too and i know people from those places and like that doesn't really fucking happen those are really bad situations and i'm just like damn dude that sucks i have one friend that's like very cambodian and he was just like yeah dude i saw this thing where they were like doing feed the children and it was like it was over where you're from and he was like he was like bro we don't all live in the huts i think people know that shit like that i don't say it's Like Africa has like proper cities. I was just like hearing it. I was hearing it.

He was like, he was like, we don't all live in fucking huts and have flies dancing around our skin and all of our fucking ribs are visible. Yeah, but he knows that there's parts within his country that are like that. Just like there's fucking mansions in Los Angeles and then there's fucking Skid Row. You know, there's levels to this shit. Yeah, exactly. Is someone in Skid Row technically? Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman. Host of Beyond the Script.

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I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $1.20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion. covered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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Like a fucking gollum child running around in the desert? What are you asking? Who is more destitute? Who is more destitute? The person in at... Are you joking? I mean, yeah. I wasn't sure that you were actually asking that

because I'm like, that's too extreme of a question. They have to contend with fucking... have to contend with fucking pumas and wendigos and shit. Most players are food. Dude, most there's food banks all over the place. The problem is most of those people are mentally ill. And they don't know how to get the food.

You know? So, but they could, they could live okay. They should just go to school. It's just, unfortunately, fuck.

Okay, let's, let's, what do we, what else we got? All right, let's move on. We could,

okay, so hold on. So, we could run. Shut up, shut up. Nobody cares. We could run through...

I don't know if we want to run through this or just go into questions right away, but I do think this is funny. And it's this whole fucking thing that happened yesterday. The day that we're recording this, between a bunch of content creators. Some of them big.

Some of them not so big. But many of them, you know, loosely adjacent to a community that Derek and I used to run in. It's Vosch versus Cat Black versus ContraPoints. And it's like a whole fucking thing.

And the long and short of it from what I could gather was a couple, like I think a week ago or something, Vosch tweeted something at J.K. Rowling where I think J.K. Rowling was doing something and she was talking about like trans issues

or something. And Vosch was like, he called it transphobic and then he responded underneath his initial call and he said women be quieter and shut up challenge or something. Level impossible. And I remember I was looking at that

I was like I thought it was funny. But of course I would. Yeah. You're admitting to being a piece of shit. I just think when you're when you're so

inflammatory. I can't help but think it's funny. And especially, and J.K. Rowling retweeted it. Or, like, she, like, responded to it, like, to her entire audience. And so it blew up. And instead of everybody kind of criticizing the way that J.K. Rowling was talking about really complicated issues, everybody kind of jumped on Vosch for being misogynistic to a billionaire. Which, like, I don't, I can't care about it.

You still can. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, one does not. Of course you can. No, I. But, yes. But, but yes. But, yes. I understand.

That's stupid. Yeah. It's, it's one of the, I don't know. I don't even really care. who's right in the situation. I just thought it was funny. And I remember being like, okay, I'll move on.

And it became this huge thing. And Cat Black, who I have some history with, I don't know if Derek does. I'm sure. I'm sure. We all do. I look at a ton over there. Cat Black did this like 40-thread tweet

about like just how wrong Vosch was or whatever. And for no reason. For no reason, they talk in DMs or whatever and then like they're arguing back and forth and then for no reason she goes like by the way Vosha and I used to sext and I'm not I was not impressed or something

for no reason for no reason fucking busts yeah it's like people swing like that dude it's so crazy swing like that you know for no but like I was looking at it and I was thinking like holy shit

like if the whole time I can't help but think of things this way as a male creator had like a disagreement with like another female creator right and we had like a genuine conflict of ideologies and we were talking it

through in like private messages and then I went and like tweeted yeah this person and I used to sext pussy not that cool you know or like I just said something like that not that impressive of a pussy

if I'm being real for no fucking reason I would be crucified. No, you wouldn't. Some people would blame you, but some people would champion the fuck out of you. We know what kind of prems would fucking champion a bunch of simps that fucking thing. Yeah, fuck women would love that. And everybody else would be like, fuck Chris.

Yeah, that'd be so funny. If you're just like, ah, head game, real bad, too much teeth, you're bad at sucking penis. I'd be like, yo, fucking legend. There'd be a lot of real niggins that would love that shit. They'd be like, hey, yo, the fucking future would get in your DMs. Like, yo, dude. You want to get on the next?

You want to get on my next track? You want to be on my label, bro? Could you imagine you on Future's label? You, Chris, you'd be at some of the award shows just dressed like how you dress. And it'd be future and all his fucking diamonds and all his fucking rug. You'd be like, hey, you'd be the Eminem of that group. So badly. I would be the Eminem of that group.

That'd be great. You'd be like, hey, what's up, man? I'm Chris, I'm Chris Reagan. I, um, I suspected a woman like three months ago, and now I'm on like, future regular label and I'm, like, worth like, $3 million now. So, I don't know, you know, like, my life's pretty different. I don't know, man. I don't care about this drama stuff, really, but, like, I just saw that and I just couldn't,

I couldn't help but be like, is that cat black? And because I, I thought, like, I thought she just fell off the face of the earth. But, like, she had this whole thing, like, back when Lacey and I dated, she would, she had this whole thing where she was, like, she streamed for seven hours a day for for four days. complaining about that being true and how like it wasn't okay and how like she should know better

and how like I think she said something like I would be I wouldn't be so upset if it was Sargon she said that verbatim and I was like yo this is the most out of pocket lunatic shit it's crazy because Sargon made like eight videos like eight or like 800 videos about Lacey Green you know I didn't do a single one

like the idea that like that made any sense just super weird. So like I've just never liked her. She sucks. So when I saw her in this, go ahead. In this. So when I saw her in this fucking cluster fuck, I was like, oh, yes. Dude, I forgot. I forgot all about her. Then it just came back. I was so happy. People forget how like, okay, obviously she's obsessive. Oh, she's streaming seven hours for however many days you said. This thread on Vosch, which was almost 100 tweets. which is just like it's mind-boggling to even tweet

like at that point yeah why not make a video like I'm just saying God damn dude she's also very fucking heartless right there was uh

she also she has like I got to point this out that somebody somebody somebody pointed this out and I wanted to um not the thread but

uh so cat she somebody was sharing this because of the whole Vosch thing. Vash actually retweeted it because he didn't know about this shit. Nobody really knew about this stuff, but some people were like, oh, wow, she's kind of terrible. But, uh, uh, cat Black was, like, boasting about being trans. Like, oh, and, like, being trans is the coolest thing you can be on a scale of cool trans is at the top. Sorry, I don't make the rules. Stop being such a fucking hipster. And, you know, she's being a little quirky,

whatever. And somebody who's pouring their heart out, right? In a way that, like, I wouldn't recommend, but people who have issues, they don't know any better. And this person says they're going to eat themselves. They're going to opt themselves. They're 14. They're so close to ending their life because they're trans. You know, just basically how hard everything is, right? It's a very hard community to be a part of because you're shunned by so much.

No, but those people are going through it. They don't see it as fucking cool. And she replies with, put me in the will kid. Like, that's her response. This person fucking suicidal. And then she's just like, let me get that money, son. I get that fucking money. And I'm just like...

Which to listen. That's a funny response. But it's very, very... Like, I don't know, from... It's no... That is not the right place to do something like that, you know, to a child. Bro. It's like you chose, you had...

You had a choice how you could handle this. and you chose violence. I think that's the thing that bothers me is like this whole conversation is like ironic misogyny is not okay. You know, and then you look into the people who say that and then sure enough there's like all sorts of ironic things that they've said about, like, oh, yeah, put me in your will kid. Oh, ironic suicide promoting is fine, I guess. Like there's like all sorts of things where it's like people have their own lines of irony

that they arbitrarily draw. And I remember just being like, why the fuck? Like I, it's so. insane, but... I'm so tired. Yeah. She's also, she's the type of person that, she's the type of person that, um, she feel, because like, you know, some people,

they, they feel like, uh, skin color isn't all that important. I'm really more interested in your opinions and stuff. That's not her. Yeah. She is actually, she is genuinely more interested in your opinion about specific subject if you are specific color. Now, it's not like, say there's very, people do this on a very basic level.

Like, say, to the point where, It's like, oh, I would like to get, you know, I would like to know the black experience about this. So you're going to talk to a black person or whatever, whatever it is. That's totally, but in an extreme situation, she's like, oh, like, there's actually another tweet that was kind of circulating around where she said, yes, if my only two choices in a conversation about black experiences were Candace Owens and some white dude who read a few books, I think Candace Owens, a black woman would have more to say. Even though knowing who Candace Owens is, that's her point. knowing Candace Owens is a grifter, is a charlatan, because she's black, I would so rather talk to her. And it's just kind of show you. That's a little more nuanced, but, but this person sounds crazy to say the least.

She's just so unlikable, bro. She's unlikeable and she's very unhinged and just very, very obsessive despite pretending not to be. She sounds heavily wired. I remember when I matched When Elvis When Elvis the Alien I did a Tinder trolling video This is so unreal

I just remembered it As we were talking about it Because we swapped accounts I was I was operating Basically His Tinder profile in L.A And then wherever he was He was operating mine

And he gave me like I think he named me Vito Corleone or something Like just we made up these like fake Tinder profiles You literally called you fucking You were you were fucking the Don and Godfather. You were Don Vito Corleone. Yeah.

And then we made up our own, like, you know, our bios. And we just made them fucking ridiculous. And with Elvis, with Elvis's profile, I got a like from Cat Black. And this was years after all the stuff that had happened to do it. And I was like, I can't believe this golden egg that has just fallen into my lap. This is amazing And so I had this conversation With her on Tinder

Where I was like I don't remember what the conversation You can watch the video On Elvis Aliens channel I'm pretty sure it's out there Please watch that fucking series Yeah it's great Bunties is so funny

It's laugh out loud Like I'll tell you will laugh out loud watching that shit I wish he continued it It was so fucking funny It was fun But I think he would have gotten like Extra band from like a lot of things of you I think that was the reason

But I mean he chose a good good path. He chose a good lane. Yeah, he, he did the, he did the better, but that was, that was a funny fucking thing, but, like, I could not believe, like, the odds of that are so crazy. That, like, I would match with Cat Black using just some random person, like, some Elvis's photos. It was, like, the worst photo of Elvis I could find, too. It was so terrible. But, yeah, I don't know. It's, it's a funny little situation. I don't know what the fun. I don't really care about any of the actual drama that's going on. I just, I like seeing people, uh,

suddenly like out of the nowhere be like, was she always this crazy? And the answer is yes. Yes. You just didn't know about her because she was never particularly popular. It's delicious. Right. So there's a, there's a, there's a picture of her, she drew a picture of me. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down

with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric. Health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle

that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be tied to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan.

Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time. goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. What? What? Chidroo. Obviously. He didn't know what is that? Yeah, dude. You got to send me that picture. I will find it. I wish I would have had it right now, like, for the show.

But I didn't, you know, obviously I didn't. I don't even know. Because I saw somebody mention that she drew a picture of Derek and it was like a really, like, fucked photo. Like, it was like you like, like an ape or something. No, it wasn't that bad. It was, uh, it was basically, she drew, she drew me as a. a stereotypical black dude with chains and shit. But then she also put a Nazi arm band on me.

Oh my God. And she was basically like being like, oh, because I'm cordial with some of these conservatives, I'm a fucking Nazi. And I was like, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a wild stretch. Or like, that's, I was just like, why you. It makes sense to me, but whatever. Yeah. Because I saw, I saw somebody, I saw somebody say that, like that, that, oh, yeah,

she had drawn some black guy in like a really fucking weird way and I remember being like this is the first time I'm hearing of that maybe that's not true so hearing that now that it's real so you're like oh shit I want to go back and find that tweet to see if that guy you know how I found out I found out through and I don't know how I fuck I'd find this video but it was a shoe on head video she um took she was talking about cat black for whatever reason I'm sure cat black said something stupid oh yeah and then uh yeah so then then she shared it in her video and I was like I had I had no idea I found out that way um so it it was just like a I wish I had it on I I feel like maybe if I go deep enough into my phone

maybe I have the the picture saved and I'll I'll you know attach it to some show notes for Patreon or some shit or whatever it's ancient it's ancient so like it's it's not it makes sense that you wouldn't have it but like I that is anyway it's I just thought it was funny and it was like easily like the biggest thing that was going on yesterday because nothing nothing really happened crazy right like a picture of you that's so offensive that like

it makes people that are like fucking neo Nazis just like you gotta stop we're doing man that bad I'm so curious to see that photo or that drawing I've had some I've had some I've had some uh

I've had some Nazis draw pictures of me you know you know how like it's It's, it's, it's, it's, I love getting it from both sides, though. Like, it's always, let's me always know that you're like, you're doing something right when, like, extremists are, like, shitting on you, right? You're just like, everybody, all the, this is, cat black stream, uh, some fucking, uh, what is, uh, fuck, I forgot what that website was called that neonatsu website. Stormfront? People from there. That's it. Stormfront. They were shitting on me. Um, some, you know, I'm not going to get into it very, long story short.

Some YouTuber made a very racist video who didn't appear to be racist before. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, you got to tell me who. You got to tell me who so I can look at it later. I'll get it to a leak. I really don't want to fucking unearth these stuff because I, the, the only thing, like, these not, the biggest pussies, they're way worse than fucking like any progressive

ideologue, right? Because they would actually try to, like, docks you or fucking, they were reporting my videos and shit, getting my videos flagged. And, like, no one literally anywhere on the progressive end ever did anything like that. they just made videos or drew stupid pictures, you know? Like, fine, fair enough. I don't get a fuck. That's totally fair.

Draw me with the Nazi armband, I guess. Yeah, like, fair enough, dude. Yeah, these motherfuckers are tagging. The doxing me, you have to worry about getting swatted. Oh, here I go. I got to pull the, I got to fucking put a gas mask on my grandmother because she opened up the third anthrax envelope this week. Fucking.

Jesus Christ. You know, someone sends you anthrax. You got to take them out. You got to, because, like, they'll never stop. Like, once someone, once someone's willing to commit at that level, you got to get active and do something because that means they are, they are not going to stop coming for you. That means they know, that means they know how to find things, you know?

Like, that's not something you could just, like, get on Amazon, you know? Just get anthrax on Amazon. There's someone that's actively trying to get rid of you. You got to be like, hey, man, let's just have our battle in the final place, man, you know? That's someone. That's someone who has no saved contacts in their phone. Everybody they know has one name and it's not their real name.

That's a concerning person that you got to stay away from. No saved contacts, dude. You open his phone and there's calls to numbers, but there's not a single saved name. You're just like, what the fuck am I killing with? Is this fucking, am I fighting the Joker? am I in battle with the Jokers is terrible

I think the Joker has a phone Yeah no He doesn't have a phone Yeah he doesn't seem like that Yeah he doesn't seem like that Yeah he'd have to pay phone bills and shit I feel like Joker's a kind of guy that would kill somebody on the street For their phone use it and then leave it there

Yeah for sure yeah right back down No you're totally right you'd give it back to him Is it calls Harley Leaves the phone there And everybody's like bro what the fuck and he's like Ha ha ha ha funny He does like a back from it fucks up And he gets up and hobbles away

Oh my back Anyway He just gets hurt and he gets up Let's move on to some questions So we can get through these All right Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman And I'm the host of Beyond the Script

A podcast where I sit down with pharmacists To answer all those health questions That you forget Or maybe are too embarrassed to ask When you're at the pharmacy counter In this episode all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever.

When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy.

Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time we'll.

goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Let's see. Chris was the artist I listened to most in 2021, and he still didn't. suck my cock, Rodin. Says, hello there.

Also, you need to listen to more music, but hello there. Goblin Man, ork and Derek. I'm not an orc. You're an orc. I'm not an orc. The fuck? I mean, I like orcs. Orcs are cool, but like, Jesus Christ, dude. You're probably like the most orc-like out of the three of us, though.

I mean, I don't look like an arc, mate. You can't look like an arc. It's literally just because you're, I mean, he called me Goblin, man. I mean, you have goblinesque mannerisms. I do, but is it more offensive to not give me? You know, like, say, when you ever seen, I'll never forget this. I'll never forget this moment. It was, I was on tour with my homies, and this guy, he, like, knew every, he didn't know me,

but he started flipping everybody off, like saying, fuck you, fuck you. And then he felt he gave me a pity, fuck you, because he didn't want to leave me out, but it felt awkward because, like, he didn't know me. But it was like one of those things where he felt like obligated to do it. And what I'm saying is I almost feel like maybe it's worse That he didn't say anything about me Like he's I'm like I'm not included

I'm excluded from the fucking goblin and or group Is that is it worse Or is it better that he didn't give me anything You didn't get insulted so like you know Like cry your own tears but like shut up So like I'm asking you bitch I'm like I just don't think I'm orc like I'm very much so more of a hobgoblin

This kind of guy Maybe Maybe You gotta remind me of an or Maybe a half ork, you know? Just put, just put on one of those big burly-bush voices, and then you'll be a perfect ork. Oh, you're going down the street.

We're going to rip them and kill him and eat them. That's what an ork does, right? Pretty much. No, they don't. Yeah. We just have different perspectives, man. They're just like you or me. Who are the rapists?

It's the goblins, right? No, they're humans. What was that Goblins' Slayer anime that I watched on repeat? What's that goblin slayer Pentai I watched more than once? There were goblins doing it. What's Hentai? I don't know what that is.

I've never seen that a bunch of times. There's a hentai DVD like on your couch. Do you remember? Do you remember the... So, I won't say names because, like, respected all that. But, like, we knew a guy in L.A. who had this big desk and he brought it... Oh, my God.

I remember exactly talking about. We had this desk in our, in our, it was his desk, but he, he had to leave the country because he was visiting from somewhere else. He was like trying to get his visa and all that. So he went back to where, he went back to the place that he was from to get that sorted. But because he still had his stuff here, we had all of his stuff. We had this big, like, mahogany, heavy desk. Like, no doubt a super expensive desk. We destroyed that thing and left it on the street because it was too heavy to bother with.

But... But... But... But... We managed to get one of the doors open. And in it, we found so... I think we found, like, a couple of, like, porn on DVD. Like, Japanese.

Like... Let's go. And it was, like, the craziest thing because it's like, wow, I've never... Like, I know that porn shops exist. And I've gone, like, we, like, I think as, like, a group with all of our friends, like, we've gone to, like, sex shops, like, while we were just, like... drunk and meandering around in the street and then there's always that section in the back with the videos

so I knew that they existed but I had never seen someone own like a porn DVD that was like alien to me because like by the time I was even remotely interested in that stuff you could just get that for free like that was like oh I'll just find that I'll just Google I'll go to boobbs.com or like that a place

you know it is you know it is it probably isn't honestly like because I remember looking for it back when I was a kid it wasn't yeah because you were kid. I mean, but now, that would be, it would be, dude, that would literally, if it didn't, you would buy it like immediately. Okay. I would buy that domain immediately. Okay. Yeah, this is definitely porn. Of course it is. How the hell is this not one of the top sites? It's boobes.com. Which is boobes.com. Like, because only boomers search for boobes.com. That's like, that's it. Only old people would be like, oh, go to boobes.com. There's got to be boobs. Everybody else already knows the websites. Like everybody knows fucking You porn and shit

This is the kind of porn that I wish my brain Made me stay I thought this is the lane I wish I stayed in Before I got I got warped by porn This is like where I was at when I was like Fucking 14 And I was like I just want to see breasts

And but that's it I'm gonna stay here Nothing further Now when I was When I was younger When I was younger I'm pretty confident I saw every single Every single video

Every single video on that on that platform. What was your go-to when you were like fucking, say you're hot, your peak of porn, what was your go-to video? Like, you already knew what you were going to put on? It's not up anymore. I know exactly what mine is. I don't know if I want to say it, but I'm not going to say it.

Like a genre. Oh, Mills. Mills? I got mommy issues, so that's why I was there. I know. I'm aware of my brain being not wired the right way. I didn't have a mom, so I'm like, hey. Let's go.

Yo, Chris, you're some fucking freaky-ass shit, dude. No, I... Futa gna, no, I'm he... It was fucking, uh... It was, it was this, uh, this Japanese lady. Who, for some reason I was, like, very enamored with. Is Asa Akira? No, no.

I guess, whatever, fuck, I'll just say. Her name was Kana Yume, I think, or something. I don't know. But, like, whatever. Was she actually, like, from Japan? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. And it was like an adult, it was like very clearly like a, like a, you know what I mean?

It wasn't like that weird like, because there's a lot of Japanese stuff that's like, it skirts the line. I know, man. It skirts the line. You can't, you can't tell or some shit like that. Yeah, or it's like ambiguous. It's not ambiguous. It's like, it's like American, Japan, you know what I don't know.

I don't know how to describe it, but it was something like that. But like, dude, I, I. When I googled booms.com And it came up, I was like, oh, it's a real porn site. This is exactly how emblematic it was that I had such a huge problem. I recognized at least like eight. Like at least eight names on that thing. I was like, god damn it.

Really? I still have that memorized. I'm so like, I'm not, uh, because I guess I was, uh, I'm more of a, I'm more realistic when I was, when I was like into like porn or stuff, my show was all like amateur stuff like, oh, these are real people just like grabbing their camcorder and doing crazy stuff. Like, to me, that, that, you know, that, that's, a hell of a lot more. That's what I mean.

It was, it's, like, almost like content creators in some way. Ah. It's like, yeah. Where it's like, okay, well, I think I burned myself. I think I burned myself out on it, like a long, like a while ago. Like, I think three years ago, I was like, eh. I think I'm kind of done. I burn myself out when I was fucking, like, I think, I think I was almost done when I was a

freshman in high school. What the, what were you doing, dude? Dude, That's so early So early The internet Bro, the internet Fucking just started to get good

And so then I just downloaded So much porn So much to work now Because you know how CDs were always used In like you would You make wave coffees They're like WV

So you can only put like on average Like say as far as songs on there Like 18 to 20 That was used of the average Like two albums or something But then Burning DVD MP3

became a thing and then MPEGs MP4s and then you can put so much shit on a disc and my mind was like oh my god so there would be hundreds of pictures dozens of videos and just all this stuff on one disc bro and like I would just be like my DVD player and pop it in and then choose what I wanted

and then I got to a point where I was just like I'm good like it just it just it just just clicked it just went like I think I'm good I think I've had enough. Like, like, just speed. You'd watch your porn on time 16 speed.

It just, you know what you did? You did, you did with porn what I did with Little Bites. Or like you overindulged. Or I did with drugs in general. When I, when I drove across the country with Jalen to, to, from New York to L.A., we survived. We didn't pack any food. really. We just had little bites muffins. And we drove across the country eating nothing but

little bites. And to this day, I have not had another fight. I've not even seen them. I think like I've been to, I've been to grocery stores and I've been where those would be. And my, my brain just, it's almost like that black mirror episode where everybody censored. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat and it just

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. It's just like that's not.

I don't see it. gone. It's been, it's been, it's been AI, uh, enhanced away out of my brain. That's, dude, totally. Like 100%. That's why like, say, it's super rare for me to like see anything. Like, I, I'm more now, like, just on a personal level where it's like, I want to see, you know, I know this person and I want them to send me something. It just feels very personal and very awesome. You know, you're also, you're also in a, like, being in a relationship is kind of like, in general, I think People watch way, way, way, way less porn. That's very, but even, but like,

I was giving up on it. I was giving up and I got it. I don't really watch porn anymore. That's it, like in general. Well, yeah, I mean, I understand your, but like, say if you weren't in a relationship, because like, if you weren't in a relationship, you'd think you would watch more because like I.

Oh, no. If I was in a ship, I'd be fucking hunting for pussy. Left and right. I'd be on the prow. I'd be a fucking, I'd be, that'd be a scourge. I'd be a scourge on a planet. I'd be, I would, I would literally, I would literally use all my charm all the,

I wouldn't even talk to my friends. I would just be like, I have to go get posted guys. I'll see you later on. Your fucking, your speech would be like at 100, then you would fucking legendary that shit and start it over again, just to max it out again. I'd allocate a few points some other places,

but I'd keep it mostly in speech again. Anyway. I would just be talking my way into pants, bro. Anyway. Anyway. Anyway, we got really derailed because we didn't even get to the guy's question. He goes, Goblin Man, Ork, and Derek. That guy's been waiting for fucking 20 minutes.

He goes, I've been recently been looking into getting a tattoo my first one and was wondering, what is the best tattoo story you all have? Could be someone you know getting something that looked beyond scuffed or a story about a tattoo is giving you head mid tattooing because you're simply that. hot you get the point much love that doesn't happen by the way I mean that's happened to me like twice but okay okay yeah yeah me too

never mind I was just kidding I'm not I I've only got two tattoos so I don't know I don't know if I have really any stories personally but I do know you're more tattooed than you are a nigger now Derek sonny it's your probably you should probably

you might know this I kind of I take offense to that man you should disrespectful I don't know Most of my tattoos were fucking spur the moments And like kind of homie shit I even have one where that one got ruined Where it was like bio mechanics and stuff

And I was like it looked cool And then my homo is like hey that can I can add some color of that shit And he completely ruined it I'm like oh thanks dog But let me let me see Thanks dog I appreciate you about you

Dude it was oh god I feel like I need you something about that But anyway the only thing that was ridiculous, I would say, is how I got the, there's an eagle swooping down on a hot dog on my arm. And that one just, I went to my friend's bachelor party. He had a bachelor party where I'm like, oh, hooray, like, I don't really care. I mean, I cared for my homie getting married, but as far as bachelor parties, I'm not like, I think they're kind of dumb. Like, to each their own.

But, like, I just don't really care about that shit. Like, oh, fucking my last night being fucking not on. a ball and chain. I got to fucking touch tities and oops, I accidentally fucked her some shit. I'm just like, I mean, I'm not going to do that. You're already on it. It's not even like you're not, it's such a useless fucking thing. It's like you're not single.

Like what's the point. Exactly. That's what it's kind of retardant. My bachelor party is going to be just like smash bros and pizza. Like, I don't know. That's fucking cool. You're going to smash your bros with Pete's. You're one of my bros, so maybe. Yeah. It's fucking

each other. It's fucking each other. is fucking each other and eating pizza Could you imagine Honey, I didn't Honey, honey Honey, honey, Honey, shut up Honey, shut up, shut up.

I didn't betray you. It's gay. Did you imagine Lily walks in And it's the me and a bunch of my dude friends All naked fucking each other And just getting pizza Eating pizza

Like that At the same time It's a bunch of shit going Like fucking flexing and eating pizza Fing eating pizza Fucking high five in my brother Just some ultra-high-level gay shade. She's just like, she'd probably forget it.

She'd probably instantly forget it. Act like she didn't see it. No, like that was a dream. And I was like, she passed out and I'd put her in her room. She walks in, she walks in, she like, assesses the situation. She goes, oh, wow, I have COVID because this can't be happening. This must be a fever. This must be a feverish hallucination.

I'm going to leave. assume that's the case. I'm going to leave you go home and redo my day. I'm going to fucking click my day back. I kind of respect that, to be honest. Like, say, if I were to walk in a room and my girl is just getting dicked down by several men, like they're all just like simultaneously, like just finishing on her, I would be like, I, I'm definitely fucking having a dream.

Like, this is a nightmare. And then I would just act like, I wouldn't even bring it up. I would know. I would like, if that happened to me, I'd be like, oh, that's crazy, dude. This is absolutely a nightmare. That's crazy. And I would believe so hard I turned into a really angry bear that my body would physically alter. And I would kill everybody in a room.

I would believe so hard. Like I would have such faith that I turned into a rabid bear. But hold on. I would literally become a wear bear. It'd be on. It'd be my mind. I am a ravenous animal. Can somebody in the audience draw Sweeney animorphing into a bear?

Hell yeah. With the mid transitions and everything. With like those awkward like middle. What if they just drew me as like the bear from like Cleveland like a little portly bear? From Cleveland? You mean the Cleveland Show bear? Yeah, the Cleveland Show bear. A little portly little bear.

This is me. Don't do that. Draw him like there's a bear on my arm. Here's another. You can't really see it very. well if I Let me see if I It's like a lot of dicks there

You got a bunch of dicks on your arm there What's going on? Yeah there's dicks on That's the one with my friend There's a bear Oh my God I don't know how to do this Because of the reverse thing

It like throws me off Like it like totally throws me off Anyway there's a bear You can't really see it But there's a bear on my My elbow And it has a gatling And a chainsaw

And tank tracks It's just like a bear That has all this fucked up shit So I'm all about that bear Bear spirit dude I fucking I respect that and uh i i kind of feel like almost changing my because you never know what you're going to do if you get kind of situation like that i say i would want to just pretend like it didn't exist

but i think the latter would i think what you're saying would probably be more believable or i would like actually try to just kill these men and then it would be weird because they're all buff and they're all naked they're just beating the shit of you it is different though like i instantly go for the throw like it'd be like oh he's not he's gonna punch me and i would turn somebody over and bite their jugular and they'd be like all right Oh, this is super go time. But this isn't exactly an apples to apples thing because your situation is you fucking a bunch of your guy friends. This is a situation where you're walking into your girl on a bunch of guys.

Like, is like would, like, obviously, Lily would be furious. Your imagination would make her furious, obviously. Okay, yeah. Okay. But if it was, if it was a bunch of women. But with, do you think, do you think the fact that it was a bunch of guys? Very much so be mad that I hid my homosexuality from her. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You're not gay. Okay, so it's like real. It's like how, so it's like how I'm pretending I'm not gay normally. All right. So it'd be like, right, right, right. So it'd be like, uh, sorry. Because it would be, there'd be so much more confusion, right, than. Because if you're not gay, then it's just, what are you doing?

Like, what are you doing that for? That's what it's so. I mean, she would obviously know, like, you're not gay. You've been, like, fucking pussy for so many years and stuff. And, like, and then out of nowhere, you're fucking several guys. And it's, it's, there's so much more shock than rage. For me, for me, it's like the femboy thing, you know, like, this guy dresses as a girl, you know, does all the fend boy stuff. And it brings home a dime piece.

And it's like the most heterosexual dude ever, like to the, like, frat boy straight. Like, super, super straight. But then he also comes. Cosplay Sailor Moon every weekend. And is this like, what's going on here, dude? I mean, that shit's out there. It's out there. Like, I respect whatever you're doing.

But, like, can you give me some context? I don't know. What's going on? I think if I ran in, if I was in a relationship and I ran after like several years, and then all of a sudden I came home and my girl's surrounded by a bunch of like naked women. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of paramedopause or menopause,

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I don't know how I would react to that. I feel like I would be angry just had to share like, you know, it's like, what the fuck? But also, like, I feel part of me would be like, I'm definitely not as angry as I would be. You know what I mean? Absolutely. I'd be like, what are you doing? I'm not in a situation where I'm not, I'm not going to be, I'm not in a situation where I'm like, oh, I'm going to kill people. Like I'm not, I'm going to kill. I will kill today. That's not a situation. No way. No way. No way. It would be, I would be confused as fuck. I'd be very confused. And then I could possibly turn into Will Smith going, oh, that's hot. If she was like, this is my fantasy, please join us. Then I might be like, no. That's the ideal. That's the ideal.

That's crazy. So here's the, here's the thing. So here's the thing. Also, I'm talking on my ass like it's not happening right now. So at the moment, it's a different. different thing. Very much so real about that. Right. But. But here's the thing. I will say that's not I'm being like totally, that's not a fantasy of mine. Uh, I actually think the pressure of, uh, performing for like, I don't, I've never been into that of like, oh, I want to bang, I want to bang multiple girls at a time or something. To me, that seems way more, like, anxiety inducing than like, I'm going to fucking like perform and destroy these girls. I'm going to stud. To me, I'm like, I'm probably going to. That's why I've turned them down before, because.

Because I got nervous and I really thought about like, yo, what if I just, what if I just fall flat? Like, I can't, I can't do this. I've turned it down. And you might because it's, it's fucking the pressure, man. That's, that's a lot of fucking pressure. Fuck that shit. So there's a whole thing. Like, I, like, just, you know, I don't have any desire to do that.

If my lady was begging me in that situation, I would say out of respect for my lady, I would consider it. But if it was a trap, I would beat her up. you know what I mean? Oh my God. Okay. Her is a trap. I would beat her up. Like if she was like, like, please, like, this is my dream.

Like, I want to do this. And I'd be like, all right. And then she's like, I fucking knew it. I fucking knew it. I knew it. You were fucking. And then I'd be like, all right. If this isn't trap, man, then I'd have to fucking, you know, I'd have to do some.

I would have to turn into a bear. Then I would turn into a bear. There goes to show. You, your body morphed. to a bear. Look, man, I didn't say nothing. Hey, we've been talking about fucking banging dudes and all this shit

and now you're like, oh no, he's gonna hit his girl. There goes to the show. Get out of here, dude. Get out of here. We're talking about mauling gay dudes. Fucking creative. I never said that. No, no one's gay.

Not a soul's gay. That's true. That's true. That's true. You have to understand. Everybody is actually the straightest possible. Like they're like, They're just straight, but like everyone's just fucking.

It's like you go to work. It's like you gotta go to work. You got to fuck your homies. You got to go to work on your boys. It's like, oh, damn it, it's fucking Wednesday. I got to fuck my homies. You got a frown. You got a frown on your face the whole time.

Whole time fucking giving your fucking. Looking at your fucking guys the fucking flesh pipe. You're looking at your phone. You're looking at your phone. You're looking at your phone. every three minutes like damn it's still it's still 730

it's still tonight it's still just tonight at least god damn I got to fucking these eight more my friends god damn yeah yeah yeah so there's you we have no stories I got dumb tattoos

I got a dumb tattoo because a bachelor party that's where it stem from yeah that's it my only yeah the one story that I have This is not me. It's a story that I have from, like, somebody else who was getting a tattoo at the same time.

At the same time I was getting my first tattoo, he was getting his girlfriend's name on him. And he left. He left while I was doing the tattoo. Like, I think I was, like, almost done, but it was still, like, some, uh, some, uh, inking that had to be done. Because it's a really heavy black tattoo, the rising on this one. And, the second that guy left the, left the building, they were like, I can't, that. This reverse shit fucks me up. Sorry.

Is a mistake. That was a big mistake. How do you not figure that shit out before? No, I mean, like... No, no, no, not like he just did what he... You know, he just did the tattoo that they paid for. But like, he, like, he was talking to the other guys when he, when he, the guy left. And he was like, that's, that guy's going to regret that, man.

That guy's going to definitely get that covered up. He, like, argued with him to do it in a way that would, make it easy to cover up in the future. I feel like if I were a tattoo artist, I would have a rule to not do that. I would be a brother. I'm sorry, I'm not going to do it. I will only do family. I will only tattoo names of your family and not your fucking wife.

Just because she's family now legally. No, no, no, no, we don't do that. You do family and there's it. A girl got a tattoo of Drake on her face. On her fucking face. I remember that. Drake was like, wow, that's really dope. whoever did this, you're a fucking asshole, though.

Why the fuck would you let someone do this? You piece of shit. That's real talk. That is so shitty. That's such a fuck thing. I would not get a tattoo of anyone's name. I would even get Lily's name on me, man. I would be like,

nah, dude, you're not. I don't want words on me. You can get your grandma's name. You can get your grandma's name. Maybe my grandma. Like, I love her.

But like, I don't know. Like, family is cool. That's it. Because your family's going to be family no matter what. So, like, it doesn't matter. I get like a poor.

I get a portrait of like Lily's face on my chest and then that whole thing happens where she like D-Fucked several guys and I've turned into a bear and eat her and if you shave my bear chest down You can see is a tattooed Lily's face like why does this bear have a tattoo of a human's face on them? What the fuck is this that's environmental storytelling Because I become a bear and I can't become a human again like I made I gave up I gave up being a human to become a bear to kill those people you think my girl would be flattered if I got a picture of her ass on my chest like just like her ass

Yeah she just bent over and like Just a picture and I just tattooed that You think she would do you think she would uh She would have to stare at her own ass Like I don't think anybody wants to do that Like I don't think anyone loves their ass that much You imagine being fucked by your own ass ass

She can't help us see it. It's like fucking mahjian. Oh my God, but it's her butt. That's so fucking disgusting. I love it so much. That's so terrible. What the fuck's wrong with you? A fucking butt-hound's on your forehead, you fucking lunatic?

I mean, I wouldn't call it insane, but I wouldn't call it disgusting. I'm an ass man, sir. I'm an assman as well, but the situation is disgusting. That could be real. Okay, fair enough. Fair enough, sir. move on. Yeah.

Nikki Ziggy wrote and he says, hello, she says, hello boys. As I am a frail maiden with no body fat, I get cold very easily and bought myself a hand warmer. Almost every time I use it and people see it, they're amazed that they never thought to get one. And now almost all the women in my family

and where I work have one. So my question is, to you, what is a trend that you started that affected a bunch of people around you? Could be a running gag, clothing, meme, et cetera, and your friend group family, or it's an online persona with your own audience.

Sweeney's not a lot of, existing girlfriend not included. Oh, sick. You know, Siggie knows my girlfriend. That's cool. Started fucking my, my boys.

And then like, all my boys. And then like, all my boys. I fucked one of my friends and now all my friends fuck each other. We read, we read that article that like, why can't fucking heterol men fucking,

uh, kiss and cuddle like, uh, and, and go to bed like fucking women do. And then we just were like, yeah, why not?

And then we fuck. Why not? And next, you know, I'm fucking slam-powling one of my boys. That article was so... That article was so weird, man. Dude, that shit's funny as fuck. I love that shit.

There's just somebody, some guy that just like, I want to fuck my homies. I want to fuck my homies without being laughed at. I wrote this article. Like, like, I want to just fuck my homies. I just want to be gay and accepted. That's all that article is. That's what to be gay. It's not even that though because no one gives a fuck if you're just plowing man-ass.

You're like, I love men. You're like, okay, cool. Good for you. But he's like, no, I want to love man-ass, but I don't date men. It's like that guy from Law & Order. Like, I am not gay. It's that guy. It's literally that guy.

I have relationships with women and sex with men. I got news for you. News for you. That will never not be funny. The delivery of that is so good. It's like that. It's just. It is that Grand Theft Auto thing as well.

It's just like perfect delivery. Perfect delivery. We'll cement something like in the annals of history, man. Like you cannot. I got news for you. I got news for you. That means you gay. It's iced tea.

That means you gay. It's iced tea from Gears of War III. No, not the rapper. Not the rapper, IST. It's the guy that was in Gears of War III. Don't you know? Don't you know this? It's the guy that's...

Oh, I got news for you. That means via. Gay. I just love it. I love that, too, because it's like not... That's not accurate either. He should have been like... If it was written now, you'd be like, that means you bisexual.

He just be like, that means you're homo-purious. You swing both ways and that's totally acceptable. I think... You know what I mean, bitch. I don't know if I... Wait, what was the question? The question was... Oh, the trend, the trend, trends, trends.

Yeah. The only one that I can think of... The only thing that we have Alzheimer's collectively, that's what happening. We're on a fucking roll, man. We're riffing, dude. We're riffing. But I will say, like, the only one that I can remember having, genuinely speaking, is I made a YouTube channel. in 2006, and then everybody I know did it.

Everybody. All of our friends did it. None of them stuck with it. A couple of them stuck with it longer. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist, Victoria Motola,

who explains why so many of us live. with stomach issues, we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomach ache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always

waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople com for an office near you. But I was the first one to have like a proper like, hey, I'm going to make stuff. And then like they all started making stuff and they started like making similar stuff to me. And then we all started making similar stuff to each other, just for, just for each other. We would, like, make content for each other, literally. It's like, oh, here's a show and, like, here's some stupid video that I made and, like, go see it. And it was, like, it was cool.

But then everybody stopped, and I was, like, the only one who stuck with it. So that's, that's the most real answer, because I don't think there's anything else that I can't think of anything. Yeah, you can probably think, like, I can't, the only thing I can't, the only thing I can't, the only thing that stupid gay rock thing. It inspired like a chain reactions of other people making their own And uh Some of them were pretty good Some of one one was insanely homophobic But the goddamn the quality was so good

Oh you gotta send me that one Look I'll say his name's Hydrocock Uh that's his name like Like he I think he just makes gay covers of That's just his line He just does gay shit Uh

But yeah it was very like There's a lot of AIDS and stuff involved in it And, you know, I was just like, oh, this is, you know, this is, quality is good, but I was like, you know, a lot of people are probably kind of like this. Well, apparently I'm wrong because it almost got like a million hits too, so it did. Yeah. For me, I think the trend I started was I was the first person to ever laugh ever in the universe, ever. Yeah. So, yeah, I remember that.

So it was, you know, the whole world kind of copied me, you know, everyone's afterwards. Yo, I was. Yeah, I was having this. I'm proud of you. I was having this conversation with my parents yesterday. And I was thinking about it About laughing? No, no, no.

What? Do you guys remember the first time? Like, because we were talking about Wi-Fi. And I kind of was talking about the fact that like, there was a period of time where like, nobody knew what that was, and then everybody understood what it was. Like, everybody was, everybody was like,

oh, let me have the Wi-Fi password. And that wasn't like a weird thing to ask. But I don't remember the transitional period between not knowing what Wi-Fi is and just ubiquitously understanding what it was. I remember when I figured it out what it was.

I don't remember it. I don't remember like a time. I remember real vivid amounts of time where like that was not something that was talked about it all. Nobody, nobody, it didn't have a name.

Nobody talked about it that way. And then just suddenly it just blurs into this period of like, yo, what's the Wi-Fi password? You know? And just everybody knew,

everybody knew it. I don't know when that was. I moved upstate. I got a PSP. The day I got a PSP, I remember when I moved upstate, they were talking about something Because we had dial-up in New York, but we didn't really have a computer yet

And I moved upstate And then I remember My grandmother was like, we're going to get something called Wi-Fi And I was like, I don't know what the fuck that She was like, I actually have no who the fuck it is But they said it'd be better for a cable We got the cable, the phone, and the Wi-Fi And I remember they were like, you have to put this code

And go on internet And I remember I got the code, put it in, watched so much porn that night Like unreal amounts of porn Like from like fucking like From like 10 a.m. to like 9 a.m. again. Like, I was just watching for it. 23 hours.

That's insane. 23 hours before. At 14, my body was fertile. I was capable. I was a capable of young... I feel like you're right. I feel like you're on to something with the idea that it was the PSP

because that's where my brain focuses on. But, like, we had already had it. Like, we had already had Wi-Fi, but, like, we didn't have anything to use it on. So for me, it was like, oh, we got this PSP, now connect to the Wi-Fi. And I was like, what? When did...

Like... And like, and for what purpose? Because our computer was the only thing that connected to the internet. We didn't have phones or fucking, even consoles didn't really do that. So like, what the fuck? Like, why do we have this?

I don't know. It was just weird, man. Like, I just feel like that's just like a cultural change that just like occurred and just sort of like Photoshopped itself out of existence at the same time. I just don't remember the, uh,

it was actually, say for my friends and I, when it was actually called Wi-Fi. Right. Because we were just like, we were just called, like, DSL. We were just like, DSL was a thing. Like, oh, you got DSL. But would you connect, like, but that's the thing. It's like, you still had to, you didn't really have anything that could wirelessly connect anyway. Well, yeah, I remember when that switched over because I had to, I had to install, back when

fucking disc were still a thing where it's like, oh, fuck, I have to install this net gear that's going to allow me to because it was when we used to have the family computer and then it was like all right now you can have a computer in your room because we're going to have this fucking uh i don't remember it being called like wifi and just wireless dsl um and then i remember having to install the fucking uh the the the the wifi intent it was weird it was like because i had this net gear thing and it's like here's the fucking uh here's here's the box and the route and all that shit i'm like what the fuck is this shit and i i thought like i i I remember thinking like thinking like what the fuck is net gear in and whatever.

Apparently you figured it out, but I don't remember exactly the transition either, I guess. I just vaguely remember it. I think it was in 2004 when I was, that was like, this is the normal. Like this is it. This is the normal. What was the question again? We already answered it pretty much. We did?

We did, right? Oh, the trend thing. Yeah, we answered it. Oh, yeah. Let's start killing some more of these, right? I have friends fucking each other. That's the trend I start. Fuck.

Yeah, that was a good answer. Eldon ringing my neck over these boss fights. He says, hello. Hey, howdy, hey, boys. After spending an extended period of time on the toilet at work to write this question, I was wondering, what is the largest amount of time you've ever wasted at a job intentionally and how did you do it? Hope you all are having a great week.

Keep it that Eldon Ring grind. It's great stream content. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer the health question. you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches.

Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomach kick every day or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio.

Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan,

which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Oh, yeah.

I got to get back on that. Same. But the largest, I mean, I wasted years of my life at Starbucks. Well, I don't. I think he's talking about, like, in context of like, yeah.

Of like a shift, like how much time. Yeah. Like, because I remember I slept behind the TVs at Sears. Wow. Good shit. I don't know. I've definitely like was supposed to go out like on the floor and like you know how you at coffee shops like

would you like to try this a flavor of coffee with this pairing and I definitely went out there and like got phone numbers and was like certain girls like that I've also but I've also been like times where like like like hey Kingston could you clean the dishes and I'm taking like three hours doing like eight dishes or like they'd be like um what's another one they'd be like hey kings can you do tips I'm like yeah I can do tips and I take a whole shift doing tips even though I could do that math in my head probably pretty fucking fast I'm like yeah I'll do tips

calculator man I messed up counting I got to get the roll of quarters again oh man geez man what I gosh darn it but like towards end of Starbucks I was kind of like well at the end of the store

because I came here and I worked at one store for like years and I came here I was out of another store for a while and then I went to another store for a while and then I went to another store That was my last time So I was there for like maybe like Like six months

And that other store I liked Like the newest one I was at mostly I liked Until COVID happened But the other store that one in like Glendale I was just I hated that place I was trying to destroy the company Via that place

I was eating shit I wasn't supposed to say I was fucking giving away shit I was literally the void there I was trying to destroy that whole store It didn't work But I was giving an effort man Yeah, Starbucks is too strong

It's way too strong Stronger to me Stronger at one king's at least Yeah, I think I used to work Actually, I used to work in Glendale For the city Sorry They were, yeah

They were installing like water meters and shit Uh, uh, uh, All the new smart meters and shit That conspiracy theories were all scared of and shit And like, you know, trying to kill people That were stepping on the property and shit Um Do you know that guy that's, uh, who owns the bank or whatever

in uh or at least he he works in the bank in dark night when he starts shooting at fucking fucking uh joker you think you get steal from me or some shit that guy yeah yeah yeah yeah you remember that guy like i fucking i ran into him i saw his house i was like oh man fucking tell everybody he lives here i didn't do it but i saw him pulling out of a driveway and i was like oh shit that guy fucking lives in glinda it would be such a dumb dots it's like hey that guy from the dark night that you barely remember uh but anyway um i worked at the warehouse, I worked at the warehouse because I wasn't an engineer to install this shit. So I'd usually have to run the stuff out. And it was funny because I never driven stick shift and all

the fucking trucks that were available to, you know, deliver parts and stick shift. My boss was like the first day of work. Hey, uh, you all know how to drive stick. Right. I'm like, yeah, of course. And I had to learn that fucking day. And I fucking, I mean, I figured it's not, it's not hard. Yeah, of course. It's not hard, but if you're in Glendale, where it's all fucking hills, it was terrifying. Oh, dude, yeah, that's not. It's like the worst place to learn stick shift is fucking good. Maybe it's the best place to learn, but not, not like on the job.

It's not on the fly like that. Don't know. Don't know. No, I can drive stick down. I know he's not worth it. Don't do that. Don't do that in Glendale if you can. Not in Glendale.

Yeah, don't drive in Glendale. But it was, I was surprised at how fast I picked it up. I picked it up in a day and I'm like, okay, I'm good. But yeah, yeah, it's not super difficult. Fucking delivering. I would deliver parts to a lot of the engineers. And I would take my sweet time. And then, of course, the boss was starting to get on to that.

And he lojacked all the fucking trucks. So now he's like, I know where you are and how long. And if you even idle for too long, it'll give me a fucking. I was like, dude, you're a piece of shit. I fucking hate that guy. You're a piece of shit. You want me to actually work at my job for you, dude. You want me to work?

Increase productivity, you piece of shit. I hate you. I'll never be your friend. Yeah, I would definitely, I would waste a lot of time because my job was like basically like everything that everybody else wasn't doing. So like I had to go there in the morning. I would have to like change the prices on things that had price changes. I would have to like put sales stickers onto the hooks of everything that was on sale.

It was always like a million fucking sales going on for no reason. I had to like set up displays and hey, the craftsman fucking. or the John Deere lawnmower has to be assembled onto the floor so people can see it. And I was like, oh, God. They had to put together lawnmowers and shit. It was so... Always felt weird about putting shit together. Do you ever feel like the shit was going to, like, explode on people?

I've made some bikes, and I'm like, I don't want anybody to ride these things. Well, they were just, they were literally... They were just display anyway, so like... But they usually sell those things when everything else runs out, no? Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script. the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal.

A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, well, you know, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomach kick every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication.

We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law from Thanksgiving. Thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Yeah, but like nobody, that Sears was not that popular, man. Like, Sears is not, they're not running law on inventory. I mean, they were at the end when, like, the company exploded. They didn't have any other inventory to get. And it looked like a fucking no man's land. Dude, like, it looked like a, it looked like fucking Dunkirk when I visited the last time I went.

It's fucking insane. It looks like Chernobyl now. Yeah, it looks like current Chernobyl. It looks like the elephants. currently. I've definitely made lattes that probably pay people put people like out of commission. Like is this D.C.?

And I'm like, yeah, it's D.C. Oh, you're a piece of shit, dude. You probably get people fucking anxiety attacks and shit. Yeah, it's D.K. I couldn't do anything and anything like that because I didn't work in food. But like I definitely spent hours printing labels that weren't real.

Is that? Like I would. Yeah, skim milk. Like cum, like come like five bucks and shit. Yeah, exactly. exactly like that. I would put like my name. Like I would be like, oh, my name in like 725

because that's how much I was paying. That's how much I was being paid for the job. That's what you're worth in. And I would like, I would like stick that around. It's like, this is my value as a person. I would be like, uh, sometimes behind the, behind the displays, I would be like, come 75 cents. And, and like, uh, like, uh, just random, just shit that I would make up.

I would make up fake movies. Like, because we had like a, uh, we had a, um, uh, an entertainment section. It was like a small part of Sears, but it was like where TVs and like DVDs and games were sold. And when we ran out of stock on certain things, I would like take the label off and I would replace it with like home improvement in the video game like $78. And it's like, oh, we're out. You know, like I would do shit like that just to keep myself entertained. But that was like, God, that was so bad. Sears was such a terrible job.

It's not great. I learned a lot. I learned more from Sears than I did from college, honestly, I think. but that's not saying much. I believe that. Yeah. Well, college is a scam. No way I did that job correctly, by the way.

I had no idea what the fuck I was doing. Even when I did things correctly, I feel like, I could have been done more correctly, for sure. And, do you, what? Dupilu-Maguti wrote in. He says,

if there was anyone a lot, if there was anyone, alive, dead famous, or regular that you'd love to have a drink and shoot the shit with who would it be and why? Oh, I know who. Oh, Hitler, obviously. Fuck.

Okay. I was thinking like my mom or maybe Hitler. So. The contrast. My mom or Hitler. That's so fucking terrible, dude. Hey, mine homie, what's up? Does this work in this sense?

Because, like, we're talking about Hitler, right? And he's obviously dead. So if we're talking to him, he's going to be alive again, right? Does this work for different stages of a person who's around? What do you mean by that? Almost like, I would love to talk to, I would love to talk to, like, let's say, for example, I would love to talk to Harrison, Ford after, like immediately

after the episode six. You know what I mean? When it was like he was in the thick of it and he like under, like it was like, oh, it was new to him. Before he was like jaded and sad. Okay, yeah. Okay.

Okay, well then Allison Bree before she started dating fucking, what's his face? We're talking about dead people, dude. No, we're not. Harrison Ford's alive. It's literally the clarification that I was asking. Oh, okay. Oh.

I wasn't about people that weren't here anymore. Wait, was the, Question the person have to be dead or it just? No, it's alive, dead, famous, or regular anybody? Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, then. Okay, yeah, why not? Why not? Single Allison Brees.

If you can talk to a dead person and resurrect them, I'm sure you can talk to somebody from any fucking time period. Yeah. I would still choose Hitler, though. Still choose Hitler. Single, single Allison Bree, a million percent. Single Allison Brees. I'm probably eight off, yo.

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I forgot. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health. Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior

as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to, mom, dad, I'm not feeling well, I need to lay down. and you know that's not normal for your child,

then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan.

Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law,

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what you guys might invent. vision as a cinematic universe for all of the Eldridge Abominations you guys have created over the course of this podcast. Will we see a pizza time team? Will we see Pizza Time team up with Joe Budden to defeat Dr. Drew? It's a terrible question. I'm sorry you had to read it. Thank you

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Good You've probably heard this novelty song, either with dancing banana video or from sports venues around the country or from multiple episodes of Family Guy. But do you know the tragic story of the man who sang Peanut Butter Jelly Time met his demise? Or it's a pretty interesting yet depressing story. Peanut Butter Jelly Time was sung by the Buckwheat Boys, a novelty act that only released a single full-length record. The singer on the song was named Germain Fuller. Germain Fuller got into an altercation in Las Vegas in 2002 with a police officer. he shot the officer in the chest and the head.

Oh, fuck! The officer would go on to actually recover from his wounds. Holy shit. Oh, wow. What? After the shoot, yeah, I mean, people have survived. Fucking Robocop, man. God damn.

That's actually crazy, though. You can't stop him, though. After the shooting, Germain Fuller broke into a nearby apartment and took two men who were in the apartment hostage. The hostages managed to escape, and Mr. Fuller barricaded himself inside the bathroom of the apartment, threatening officers he would shoot if they tried to come in. Standoff went on. for hours. At some point, Germain Fuller contacted local television stations and told him that he has a very famous relative.

While the stand-up was happening, police confirmed that the Fuller's claim having a famous relative. Vegas Cops reached out to the celebrity who made a taped message in audio, the relative told Fuller. It's not too late. What do you say? I don't know. I'm curious. If you say, peanut butter jelly.

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Ha ha ha. Snoop's message was in vain, though. Hours later, police entered the bathroom where they found Jermaine Fuller dead of a single gunshot wound to the head. Uh, it was later to determine that he committed suicide at some point during the 11 hours. That is so fucking. Oh, so he committed suicide. Yeah, so he wasn't shot the headings.

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