The Snark Tank - #105: Shoutout To Ivy

Episode Date: March 28, 2022

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Zero explanation needed. What's going on here? She said I had a... small penis despite it being just below average. What's going on? Slightly below average penis. What's going on?

What is this? What is it? What are you doing? Why would she say I have a small penis when it's essentially average? We're going to find out. Is that Tucker Carlson? I'm trying.

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The answer is going to shock you. Single bit of our cums gone because the leftist want my, they want my cum. The left says that I want to fuck Putin. I mean, I find him very attractive, but does that mean I'll actually want to fuck him? We'll find out. We'll find out. What's going on here? Welcome to the Stark Tank, guys.

This is episode, I don't know what episode this is. It's an episode. 105, 105, 100, 100, 100. 105. 101, we're about to be on 1 of 6 in Park, baby. We're getting close. We're getting close, man. I got to be A.J. and free.

I got to be both of them. I feel like no one's going to know what that means, and it's going to be really, really sad. There's only, there'll be like one person, maybe one person. The fact, you have to have a black, you have to have someone that's black or very Hispanic from New York to know about that.

And, and to be old enough to understand that joke. So it's going to be really hard. That's a lot of stipulations. That's right. Those are multiple hurdles. Multiple. Yeah. Anyway, we're doing our, we're doing our little show here.

I want to remind people at the top that we are having a live show at the end of April. And you can get tickets to it at tiny URL.com slash sacred 200. You can see me, Sweeney, Derek. And you can see me and the sacred symbols guys, Colin and Dustin and those fellers over in, I believe Racist Richmond, Virginia on April 30th

at the national It's gonna be a fun time We're gonna be hanging out We're gonna be answering your questions We're gonna be doing a live Q&A So it's gonna be It's gonna be a watch I'm so not excited for that

But I'm gonna go there And I'm gonna I'm gonna give it I'm gonna put a smile on my face Because I know people are gonna be asking me fuck shit And they're gonna be in person So I'm gonna wanna Agress them physically

But I can't Because I'm gonna have to, we're going to be like sign and shit. It's going to be, it's going to be a big, you know, it'll be a, it'll be a thing. Just remember, just remember, be smart, though. Don't, don't, don't risk your life for no reason. All right, kids, that's all I got to say. So I got to act as it, don't, don't do anything stupid for no reason, all right?

All right, I guess that's perfectly unrelated advice. Yeah. Oh, no, no, I'm talking about in that situation. Don't do anything dumb for no reason, right? So we have to be aware who I am in my size. We have to talk about this. We have to talk about this. because I received messages about it.

And I was disappointed to see that this came across my Twitter feed. I'm trying to take a break from Twitter, but I was notified of this. Sweeney, for some reason, decided to poke the bear here and decided to say, for no reason, that you really hate Metal Gear Rising Revengeance. And not only did you say that, but you doubled down in a very white woman way.

No idea. I don't think I was white-way at all. You did. It's a white woman tweet. It's a very white woman tweet. That's not a white woman tweet. It is. What to say? What is say? I was, I said verbatim. I'm sorry y'all niggins is pussy and me making a joke hurt your feelings. Go get some bitches. Most of y'all gay. That's not what you said. That's not a white woman tweet. That's not what you said. That was very, it was, it was very close. No, no, no, you're adding words in there to make that image of you as Marge Simpson is horrifying. But what I, I tweeted, I tweeted sweeted, ex-Ukraine collab because I'm the same color as Ukraine flag. And then one of my homies from Ukraine was just like, one of my homies was like, bro, that's really not funny. One of my only friend I have that's not, that's from Ukraine was like, hey, bro, that was kind of distasteful.

So I'm thinking about taking it down. I actually care about him. Whatever, dude. You're fine. Here's what Sweeney tweeted. This is the... So I'm going to give you the first part, right? Middle Gear Rising is a bad game.

I'm tired of being told it wasn't. That's fine. The follow-up, several hours later. The next day. The next day. Hey, guys. I'm really sorry... Yeah, yeah.

Hey, guys, I'm really sorry so many of you are so stupid and upset about my Metal Gear Rising tape. I still think the game is shit and has painful dialogue, but I fail to realize that me voicing my opinion would upset so many of you, pussies. My bad, y'all, smiling rosy-cheeks emoji. So what you're doing right now is you're reading it excessively like a white person. You can just read it naturally.

No, I read it. You can read it naturally. I can read it right now. No, no. I read it. This is some damn it a dick. I read it in the way that the writing demanded. No, the way you demand it.

The way you demanded, you see? No, no, no. I can read it right now and just sound like, like, I guess it's like the most niggified nigga ever reading it right now if I want to. It's just, what you're, what you're doing right now is your, you're all trying to plot to fit your story. My thing is, why do you care that people don't like your take about metal gear rising? I was just doing it because I was antagonizing people because it's so easy to, because I'm a bad

person and I like antagonizing people. I don't believe that for a second. I think that genuinely bothered you. I think that genuinely irritated you. Chris, Chris, I, Chris, on Twitter, I talk about things that I know are objectively true and I get told, oh, man, you're, you're so stupid. You think I care about people think about it. I'm going to get rising.

I played that game four years ago. Swinney, I lived, I lived with you. I know the kinds of things that bother you. And I know how, and I know how you tweet when they bother you for real. Chris, Chris, I literally tweeted that with Lily. Lily was like, hey, Kingston, don't be a dick. And I was like, it's funny, though. And I tweeted it.

And so many people got upset and it made me laugh. You tweeted it with who? I was with Lily. What? He was like, Kingston, stop being a jerk. He was like, Kingston, stop being an asshole. Stop antagonizing people. And I was just like, but it's so fun because they get mad about dumb shit.

And I did it. I don't believe it. I believe. I think it bothered you. You wouldn't have come back the next day, bro. You would have forgot about it. Nah, bro. People were mad.

That's people were getting so upset. it feels good to be mad because this is it if you can make somebody mad that means you have power over them bro it's psychopath shit if someone gets so mad about what you say in your opinion that like hundred dude people over a hundred people commented man so many people yeah you got radio sweet you're so stupid er you're dumb

and I was like look how he's doing the voice of the people who disagree with him oh it feels so good well the people that like that game are a certain kind of people you know, and be real, right? There's a particular demographic. It's like Eminem fans. It's like Eminem fans. It's like there's a certain demographic of people that, you know, that tend to enjoy that game, you know?

I'm just saying. There are outliers, of course. You know, it's like there's a certain group of people that end up going to the NBA. You know, there are outliers. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed. us to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Metal gear rising niggas. Is that what you're talking about? Oh, no. Metalgerizing fans, most of them are, I don't know, I don't know anyone that's black that likes that game.

But to be fair, to be fair and all fairness, though, most of my black friends don't give a fuck about most games that aren't like Metal Gear. solid god of war like they care about like god of war 2k madden and then like a smallish group like Pokemon and like some wild shit because i don't have any of the black anime fans the only want to have is jalen everybody else doesn't give a shit about that yeah yeah anime niggas are i don't know about them man i don't know i don't know anime niggas are so common just under my age group and it blows my mind because they can't be getting pussy if they've anime fans that doesn't go together.

Those things don't touch. They're always like, and they go past each other, you know? Yeah, yeah. It's never a shared trade for sure. If I admitted I liked anime, I would have been a virgin until now. If I admit it, I liked anime when I was younger. Till right now this second, this very moment? This moment, I would have still been a virgin.

Like, damn, bro. I don't know, man. That game's cool. That's a good game. I don't like the game, but that's just me. But you were saying that the dialogue made it Ben. The dialogue is painful for me And that's the reason why I dislike it the most

In all fairness I'm being if I'm gonna elaborate on what I'd said Because you can't elaborate on Twitter correctly It's not how things work But I personally think That every time riding talks I want to shoot myself in a fucking face In all fairness

I hate writing I've hated him for like 20 years now He's no blue alive irredeemable character You know he's not he's no he's no he's no he's no Brian Jackson

instead of John Marchton oh my god that's just my opinion you know it's not a bad game you know the gameplay is not bad at all actually

it's pretty cool you can cut everything you know and you fucking somebody throws a building at you and you catch it you throw it back at them and you beat a metal gear

with its own wing that's pretty cool you know but I just I really don't like riding and I haven't liked him for a long time and it gets worse every time I see. Like the worst part of Metal Gear Solid 4 for me is when Riden shows up actually.

Look, I'll give you, I'll give me this. The people who like Riden are the certain kind of character, you know? That, like, I'll give, I'll grant you that. But it's not like, to me, I wouldn't say just the people that like the game are a certain type of people. But definitely Riden fans are funny. That soundtrack, though, They're funny. That soundtrack,

Middle Gear Rising Revengeans is fucking awesome. That is a... I think the senator is pretty cool, too. He's such an obnoxious piece of shit. Dude, the senator is such a good villain. It's insane. That's a good game.

Like, that's just, that's just objectively a good game. But, I don't know. It's like any game with, like, you have a game, it's like,

oh, man, this writing is like, even Skyrim's writing is kind of fucking terrible. But like... Skyrim's writing is terrible. Well, actually, you know what,

Skyrim's a huge pile of shit. No, no. And every now and then there's a diamond. It's not that Skyrim's writing. It's terrible. It's that everybody has the same voice. So, like, it's like...

There's two voice actors in it. It's like three guys and their sister. You know, who did every single character in that game. I'm pretty sure every female character in that game is the same actress. I'm sure there's like two male voice actors who sound real similar. And there's a dragon who's Mario. What makes that game so funny What makes Scarab so funny for me

Is that like it's a lot of shit dialogue I'm gonna be real just a lot of shit But then you meet like the Dark Brotherhood And you go to the Thieves giving me the Nightingale And it's like oh this is really good And then you go out of there right back It's all horrible Did you say the dragon? It's pretty big

I mean It's pretty bad and then also the lack of like of angles and like cinematography or inflection. What it seems like is it almost seems like you're kind of you're almost standing around on set as people are acting.

That's a good way to describe it. That is the energy of Skyrim. 100%. It's like that fucking guy, I can't remember his name. He played Salt Time Battlestar Galactica and he also played Captain

I think Bailey or whatever in Mass Effect 2 Or I think it was in the first one, too, whatever. Just the captain on the Citadel. He just has that voice. He has that voice. He talks kind of like that. And, like, he's very good at what he does.

But even he's, he's Talius. He's General Tullius in Skyrim. Oh, my God. But even that, I'm just like, I just, dude, everybody like. Parthanox. Just I can't take him seriously. Parthinox is fucking Mario's voice actor, actually.

That's so disgusting. Which is so weird. It's funny when shit like that happens. I'm like, how is that even? Yeah. Like how is this person is powerful? What I learned, uh, Clancy Brown is, uh, is, uh, fucking Mr. Crabs. Yeah.

I was like the, I, that, that melted my brain. I'm like the fucking, the captain of the guards and, uh, and fucking, uh, oh my God. Oh my God. I can't. Andy, Duf, Shawshank, Shawshank. Like the fucking that guy. Yeah, it's a serious actor. Or when you see the guy.

And I'm like, the guy from Cuphead is like, some muscular-ass, big black dude that plays D&D, and I've seen him play D&D, and I'm like, what the, he's like, hey, what's going on, Mac Man? And it's like, how did you do that with your, that's beyond voice acting? That's magic. Ah, geez, Mugman, we got to get the hell out of here.

You got a sig. You got a cigarette? You got a cigarette, my nigga? Hey, yo, you got a Lucy, nigger. You got a Lucy, what up? You got Newport, son. Thanks. Thanks, man.

I got to get back. days. Hey, Mike Man, what are you doing over there? And it's like, Jesus Christ. Like, you heard that new 50, my nigga? Yeah, she was crazy. Oh, one sec. Damn, my man, that shit's getting crazy. It's like, it is really jarring. It's a very jarring thing to see that guy do that voice because his face animates. And I guess it's like everything where it's like some people have to do very specific things or put certain faces on or like maybe like alter their posture to do certain voices. But it's just like, it's something really jarring about hearing that. Like, like, 1930s New York newsy accent coming out of just us, just a,

just a black guy, just like a modern day. Because we, because we, you can't understand. Because even me, I, when I think of old New York,

I can't think of black people there. Because it's so, it's, it's my grandma, specifically that accent. My grandma has been, my grandma's a black woman and she's been in New York since the fucking 40s. Yeah,

yeah. But I. can't imagine her existing in New York in the 40s because there is no media of us around at that time. I can imagine it. There's no media at all, dude. I can imagine it. The thing specifically is that newsy accent.

That news. I can't imagine somebody who looks like you, Kingston, being like fucking, ah, it's a great day, isn't it? It's a great day to go fishing. Like, I can't fucking. Like, that is so alien, man. I can't even put... It's totally because of what Sweeney was saying.

It's because you didn't see that shit. There's painting. But there's no way that existed. There's no way there's a black guy with that accent ever. I don't believe for a moment. No, it might be. Now, we'll never know ever. Look, it's like some of the black people that were performing plays and stuff,

they were very, you would kind of hear that transatlantic, or what is it what is it called is that it can you it is called transit transit yeah yeah something like that like uh you you would see that sometimes because they were trying to fit in it's like when you see the remember that everybody's seen this clip before that fucking uh that the news anchor goes hood like when a bug goes in his mouth oh yeah yeah the the sit the news all blah blah and then the and then the fuck is that as soon as like the cuts and shit and he's like man i got pollen let's get the fuck up out of here it's it's it's the best shit ever that is a great

He drops his fucking his chameleon act. His chameleon. He stops blending in and he becomes himself. It's when a wolf, it's when the wolf in sheep's clothing's fucking head falls off. And they realize that's a wolf. That you shouldn't be here. I think it's really, really weird because it's just like,

like voice acting has always been like, even for me, Like there are certain voices that I make that I have to hunch myself over and expand my mouth or else I won't sound right. Yeah. You know, but it's like that that is, that's just wild to me. Well, the thing for me is just like, I don't know, like most of my favorite voice actors who are black, they don't. Like, that's such an alien voice for that. Like, because Keith David does, he's like an incredible voice actor, but he also always sounds like some variation of Keith David, right?

That's why he's great, because he has such a good voice. voice to be seen doing Lance Reddick and shit. Yeah, it's like, yeah, Lance Reddick is another one where it's just like, that's Lance Reddick very clearly, you know, but like, I don't know, I just can't imagine like, I can't, like, like, imagine Martin Luther King being like, I have a dream, you know, like, one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of this creed. And it's like, no one would listen to him. Who are you?

That has to be, that has to be his radio voice. because on the arena like, dang, this fella sounds like it has a good idea. I have a dream that one day down in Alabama with its vicious racists, with its governor hanging his lips. I can't imagine that speech in that fucking transatlantic accent.

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talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually, lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to, mom, dad, I'm not feeling well, I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever.

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. It's terrifying, but he does a good job. He definitely does a good job. Terrifying. Look, so, real talk, I don't know what the fuck. I don't know what's been going on. I've been off of Twitter.

I've been taking a little bit of a break. I tweeted earlier today because, like, I got this weird DM from people. And this is something that, I don't know if this happens to you, Sweeney, too, or to you, Derek, when you choose to stream. But every now and again, someone just comes in. Maybe it'll be in the form of a sub or like a donation. And they'll be like, my cat. just killed my dad. Like some heavy shit, man. I'm having a really rough day.

Uh, thanks for, thanks for, you know what I mean? It's just, or this like, how do you, how do you deal with the death of a mob?

And it's like, I'm playing Eldon ring. I, I pretend, me and, me and Sweeney are in a stream right now, making fake Ford F-150 commercials to make them sound gay.

And you just, to ask me how do I deal with losing a mob? I can't help you. It's the idea. Like when we stream, we're the person they come to talk to, you know? I understand.

I understand. No, but there's this, it's, you have to think of what type of person that is. Remember, there's a spectrum. Right, right.

There's a spectrum. And that person can't read the room. And so they're just like, I feel bad. I need to let this guy know. And instead of waiting for a time of down some gay F 450 shit. It's like, hey, dude, my fucking mom got swept up by a tornado.

Please help me. How do I deal with this? It's hard. It's hard because I, this is not an insult to people, you know? Some people just, they just don't understand that, hey, like, read, read the situation, you know? Like, I, like, I am not someone that's afraid to talk to someone about real shit. Like, I have a friend somebody. or somebody I don't mind but like when I'm playing destiny and I just finished making a joke that's

alluding to calling someone a slur but I'm not you know like hey hey I'm like hey look at this fucking bump or something wild and then like hey dude my my dog my dog was just being in rape by who I thought was my best friend for years and my mom and dad defended him and put me out how would you deal with that it's like just respond would like just beat my dick I think I think I should be like the just pulverize my pelvic my pelvic my pelvic pastrami bro just fucking to start jacking it jack i think that solves everything it solves everything right it doesn't it solves everything in the moment let's be honest solves everything in the moment then once it's done then it's like oh i forgot that everything it's the most it's the most focused that you can be it's like the least

distracted you ever are that's crazy when i'm really when i'm really really really stressed When I'm really, really, really stressed, I cannot get an erection. Oh, no, you have to think it to you make it. I owe that. That's my default state when I'm stressed. Yeah, you just, I can't do that, bro. Like, it's so ridiculously at, it hurts.

Like, oh, I'm so stressed down. I'm so fully erected. Oh, God, damn it. You start lifting your fucking desk. You go beyond your limit because your fucking dick is so fucking stressed. Oh, man. my dick's so hard it's bigger than it usually is because I'm so stressed

Oh my god That wouldn't be so bad I guess I don't know A stress loner It could be worse I prefer that to being like impotent when I'm highly stressed I'm that I'm not feeling well

And then all of a sudden know your lady's like Trying to You're just not You know you're just not having it You're like that is that's me bro And then she's like what are you gay You're fucking gay Maybe maybe

Is that what she sounds like? Are you gay? Are you gay or something? You homo? Fucking queer. You don't want to fuck me. You're gay. You're clearly gay.

It's like Sounds like a fucking Dormammu person. No, it's a fucking orc. It's a giant or. What are you gay, huh? Derek, you don't want to fuck me right now because you're worrying about your life of your mom in that car accident?

What are you fucking gay or something? It's like, that would be the worst. thing ever. I might not see your mom again. Oh my god, your mom's dead and she's just like, a real man would be able to satisfy me in a moment like this. It's like, bitch, my mom died today.

I'm believing you actually for real. That is out of pocket. That is insane. That's leave you worthy shit. That is definitely, that is very, get out of my fucking face. I would get right into my Ford F-150 and drive the fuck away, man. Drive right now. All-wheel drive

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Right after the untimely death Of your mother The woman that showed you love endlessly You ever want to drive Down to Commer of Washington with the wind in your hair feeling 300 horsepower you ever bust a nut to a man's

balls at a weird time during pornography for the F-150 this sheer image of a man testicles you ever come and realize his testicles are why you came not him fucking a woman What car company are you going to trust to take you and your kids safely to the clan

rally? Ford F-150 Safely, bro. Are you tired of your wife calling you a pussy boy, queer? Well, we got a truck for you. The extended megacab for you and all your boys to go

naked fishing. The extended mega cab take you and your naked full throttle pulsing boys over to the Blake, 4F150. Are you tired of your wife calling you gay because she's finds you fucking your boys?

We got the truck for you. She's finding you gayly fucking your friends and then saying, hey, I think you might be gay. And you're just like, you don't fucking get it. And you run and jump at your Ford F150 and drive up. Ford F115. It's like, what the fuck is?

He's like, you don't get it. It's like, honey, then help me get it. No, you don't understand. And he runs, takes his pants off and jumps in his homies. He gets in the truck naked. And then it cuts to the car driving up into Sunset. He goes, Ford F150. America's original

Come, guzzlin, tank behemoth. That is. so fucking foot. There's something so, there's something so funny. The window, the window, the window's like steaming up as it's driving away. Because these dudes are fucking,

they're already fucking, dude. The steam is like he jumps in, he closed the window, windows fine, then instantly it's like fucking the fog. Mnay Shemann fog in there. You see,

you see, you see his face press, immediately pressed out against the glass. Like in Titanic. It's, it's, It is so good. It is so vigorous in there.

It is so vigorous in there that you can't. It looks like, it looks like Silent Hill is pouring out of the car every time someone goes in and out. It is crazy. Bro. Every time they open, every time they open that fucking car door,

it starts a rainstorm. It's how hot it is there compared to the other brother system. And it's like, what are you doing in there? That's the smell of. And love at once. Ford F-150. Anyway.

That's awesome. Anyway, fucking, we're going to go to questions because, quite frankly, what I was getting that before is, I went back on Twitter because I saw, I just saw a DM that was like really like, uh, help me. My fucking mom exploded. And I was like, listen, guys, like, I'm a streamer. I'm not your therapist. I can't, I can't.

The best thing I can do actually is to just exist in a, in such a way. that it distracts you from that. Like, actually. Like, it's the best thing that I can do for you. So I just tweeted that and I book it again. Right? Yeah, thank you's fine. Yeah, like, if I get a message that's like, oh, hey, you know, I've been through a lot

and like your contents really helped me. That's fine. But then like the thing is it's like when you're asking me. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed. us to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. For help. Or like, like, because I don't, I don't, I don't, I've never had my son stolen by the fucking mob. I don't know how to, like, I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to deal with like, oh, oh, your dad raped your dog and then your dog whispered rapy things into your brother's ear. And now your brother's whispering raping things into your ears. I can't, I don't, I don't know what that life experience is like.

My dog is normal. You know? So, anyway, I'm not on Twitter. You ever get raped by your dog? You ever? But it was a female dog that raped you. Hand banana? You realize you're kind of sexually attracted to your dog.

Do you guys? And then you realize the dog didn't rape you. You just fucked your dog. Shane Dawson's Ford F-150. For Shane Dawes F-150. Me out. He's never going to live that day. down, man. That time he fucked his cat.

Anyway, I don't think he fucked his cat. He probably didn't, but I'm going to keep saying he did. But also, yeah, I'm going to keep saying he did. Help me, Chris. Help me, Chris. I, my F-150 is stalled and I can't get to my homies to fuck him and go fishing. What do I do? Oh, man.

You got a fucking get a better car. Not like you could, though, because you already got the Ford F-150. Help me. My car stalled and I can't get to my homies' house to fuck them. I promised I'd fuck them today And I really got to get there They're gonna think I'm unreliable if I don't fuck them today And I don't want to I don't want to present that image

I don't want to make that Oh man Where's he at man We can't start without We can't start without Jeffrey Someone needs to fuck me or else We need to be fucked before the equinox The fucking equinox

The fucking That is What I was What I was saying is, I don't know what's going on on Twitter. I've been kind of out of the loop, but I checked earlier today just to see if there was anything we should talk about. I can't think of anything. Madeline Albright died. I don't know if that's a positive thing or a negative thing, so I'm just going to say, I'm sorry that happened or real, oh, yay.

You know, I don't know. You should never say yay to someone dying, Chris. That's like really, really. You wouldn't say yes to like, oh, you wouldn't be like, oh, yay. Osama bin Hitler just died. You wouldn't like, oh, man, dude. I wish he had a better life. It's unfortunate he lived the life he did.

Suck a dick. Come on. I don't celebrate anyone die. If Joe Budden died, maybe I'd do a backflip. Kingston, let me do you. Wow. Let me, let me paint you a Joe Budden more than a hybrid of Hitler and Osama bin Laden.

One's real. One's not. Listen, Kingston, let me run a hypothetical by you. And I hope Lily is listening to this in her imaginary throne world or wherever the fuck she is. In her fucking throne like Sabatho. Let's say some man in a carrot. This is so, hot, hot, hot. This is so grotesque, but okay.

Just some man in a carrot suit. You're on a date with Lily, right? You're just hanging out. And then suddenly, Lily gets cut up a million pieces. Guy in a carrot suit with a katana just cuts her into 10 million pieces. Laughs at you, runs away. You find out that three weeks later, oh, that carrot man is dead. How do you feel?

I'm like, he killed my wife, and I hate him for that. But at the same time, no one does that for no reason. That is literally. You sound like a fucking. politician that's about to purchase an F-150. That's what you sound like. So what? So what?

If I want to get a car that satisfies me and my buddy's transportation and sexual desires, they're a problem with that? Ford F-150. He sounds like such a polished, fake answer. It's not a polished fake answer, dude. That's not real, Kingston. That's not a human reaction. Yes, it, it, no, no, it's not because people choose not.

This is real. This is me being Kingston, Jameson. This is Cyphine being Sweeney, all right? Savvy being sweet is some real person me, right? Real person me. I try my hardest. I try, I try my hardest not to hate people because it's easy to just hate people. It's true.

It's really easy to just like, ah, this person wronged me. Fuck this guy. I hope you die. I hope all this hard on this happened to you. That's when you can hate somebody. No. That's like the most appropriate time to hate someone. But, but, but everyone has different circumstances that leads them down the

paths they go down. And it's really easy to say fuck that person. Instead of being like, man, it's unfortunate that person did what they did. It's really fucked up. He doesn't care. He would not care, Lily. If you got,

cut the fuck up, if you got, if that slapchop guy came out, it's like, it's me, Vince with slapchop and took your fucking, it took you, you, it took you and slapchop you the fuck up in front of Kingston, he'd be like, he must have had his reasons. You know.

No, no, no, no. I wouldn't say that. That'd be horrible. That'd be horrible because it hurt really bad once The first one hurt really bad It's got to start with the hand first And then just like work his way up the arm And shit

Oh my God Like there's like there's an exit point for like your hand in So he just works all the way up Do you? You're just watching him do it He gets your nose He gets your nose randomly in there It's like how to help

But it's true It's true Like too often people just hate or be like I make a really solid effort Like I understand there are moments Where I'm still a person And I'm like, I fuck that guy. I wish the person, nothing but the worst, you know.

Like, every time I look at the Kardashians, my hatred, it sets a blaze. And I'm like, you guys are the reason why so many horrible things have happened in modern society. But she didn't kill anyone. She didn't kill. Yes, I understand. I understand that. So if you had the opportunity, I don't know, man. It just, it just seems weird.

Like, it's a natural human emotion that you seem to be suppressing. It's kind of weird. I'm not as much suppressing as much as I understand. understand like I feel it and I feel the anger from it but I'm like I I can't judge you like I can't be the person to be like oh you deserve to die I can't I can't I cannot bro I can not I can't I don't feel like that's the right thing to do so okay okay so you guys think I'm crazy so you and lily procreate and God forbid there's a Kingston junior you know like right he's three years old whatever and then the fucking slapchop guy rolls up in his F-150 kid kidnaps the kid

chops him to pieces and mails him back to you. I would be really angry with that person, but I would be like, I hope you eventually understand what you did. Like, you took a lie. And then he's like, I can't wait to chop another one of your kids up.

He waits. He waits for you to have more kids so he can slap chop. That's so, it's so, it's so ridiculous. It's so, it's so ridiculous. But like,

how do I think? Like, I've had, look, this is, this is fucked and horrible. But I've had time. where people have wronged me really fucked up like people have done really fucked up things to me you know

and like there are times where like I had the easiest opportunity to just retaliate and do something really horrible to them too but I just chose not to because I was like if I do this back all it's gonna do is just validate someone else

no one look first of all and then it to just keep going through the cycle hold on hold on hold on hold on I understand what you're talking about because you're talking in like comic book logic but let me explain something it's not con book logic hold on let me explain something It's not, no, it is. It is. Hold on. It is. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script,

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And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. It's not. It's comagogy to you because you're not big enough of a person to get over it.

That's why. No, no, no, no. You don't understand what I'm talking about. I'm not talking about going out and killing the person. I'm not talking about doing something retaliatory. I'm just talking about finding out that something terrible happened to that person and being, oh, good. I don't, I feel good about that.

I don't feel necessarily like too bad about that. You're saying you would feel no positive emotions for that at all. If the slap chop killer who slap chop your, that's crazy. It's very, it's very unhealthy, man. And look, the one thing is, I think, I think what you're doing, what you're doing right now, what you're doing right now is your, you're, let me tell you why it's unhealthy. You're putting medical terms on things. No, you're, no, everyone feels those permits like, oh my God, you, you fucking need,

You need to go through the... You have to not suppress it. This isn't just, by the way... You have to go through it. You're going to. By the way, by the way. You're going to feel anger towards that. No, see, look, what you're doing right now is preemptively trying to suppress the, the

rage that you would feel. No, I'm not. You would feel with that person expiring. No, I'm not, I'm not suppressing it because I'm no matter what I'm going to feel what I feel. You're pre... That's no matter what. That's what... That's the whole point.

That's what happens. You're fucking actively trying to fucking governor your fucking your rage or your, you're fucking, you're fucking uh or you're you're green lighting somebody dying because they're they suck ass no you're trying to govern that shit i'm not governing all i'm saying is like i just try not to hate people i just try not to look i don't have to effort i don't have to try there's some people i don't hate very many people on this earth but there's some people that like i get very like say right now i can think of something that's who actually is affecting my life very negatively like fucking vladimir putin and if he happened to get swissed shi

cheesed, I would fucking cheer. I would be like, yes. I'd like, that motherfucker's son and he was an asshole, but that's still a person that was alive. And I wish, I just wish it happened better. You're so fucking dumb. I don't believe that for a moment. I don't think I'm dumb, bro.

You think, you think, like, okay, like, like every person just is just, like, there's no fucking people that are just, the amount of suffering that guy is caused. And you're like, oh, he's still a person. Yes, absolutely. Like, that fucking guy gave a shit about any fucking person. And you're just like trying to empath. You're a fucking impasse. You're a fucking impasse for no.

I'm like not, you're just like an imp. You guys don't get it, bro. You are, you, you, you know, I do get it. You have a danger. That's, that's, that's, that's not your, man, we're, we're, we're, we're, like, a stable. Like, we're not living in medieval because you'd be, you'd be, like, like, we're reasonable, like, we're reasonable, like, we're, like, because you don't know how to, like, understand who's a threat. I know, like, you would be like, ah, he, he raped my dog and took my crops.

That's, that's, that's, but, like, he's got his own. thing going on. I guess I'm just respected. He's still a person. He's still a person at the end of the day. You guys, you guys are extraordinarily extraordinarily just incorrect. Like I, I

can say a hundred I can say a hundred percent I can say so many people, but he's still a person. I can say 150% I've been in significantly more dangerous situations than both of you guys have. Two million percent I have and I'm just like I've, I've, I've, I've, I've,

I've, I've been in some fuck situations. Like even recently, some really bad situations that I'm just like, I don't know how I got here. Why am I here right now? But it's just like, it's like I, I would, if something happens, I'm like, oh my God, I feel rageful and raffle towards this person. But at the end of the day, me feeling rage filled and raffles and hate, like actually hating somebody. Because for me, I see hate as if you, if you hate somebody, if someone, if someone being brought up invokes a really strong feeling from you and it's like hateful they have a degree of power over you that's how that's how I think

at least it's not true though that's right I mean I guess if you hate someone so much that you brought up being like oh my god I hate this person so much I'm mad the person it depends on what they fucking did dude it depends on what they did this is look at look at but but look let me let me finish let me finish let me finish okay I choose not to be a hateful person because every time I've gotten into a fight or every time I've seen someone get hurt or there are people there are people that have taken people from my for me personally

you know and I'm like I this person is a piece of shit and I really dislike them but me hating them is not going to change anything that's happened involving what they've done to me at all like there's there's literally nothing is going to change it's not about that you're it is but it is it is to you no simply at the end of the day it is about that though

like at the it's not but see it's not about that. It's much simpler about that. These emotions that you have inside you are here for a reason. I understand. And I don't negate my emotion. It fucks you up. I don't make my emotion toward it. But that's what you're talking about. You're governing

it before. Just go through the fucking cycle. I'm going to feel what I'm going to. Eventually, you'll stop hating the person because it is fucking surpassed. You're like, fuck this person. Fuck them. I'm glad they're dead. Goodbye. And then you go about your business. What you're saying is oh, fucking, he's still a person.

I'm like, what are you making excuses for? It's totally fine. Look, look, look, let me give, let me give, let me give, I want to give, I want to give, I want to give euphoria just a little bit of depth, just a little bit. Okay. The only real person in that fucking show was the drug guy, the, the black dude that was trying to, uh, the sponsor, sponsor Rue, that one dude. Oh, yeah. And he was, and he, when he showed up to cook and stuff like that, yeah, thank you. When he showed up to cook and he told his sister like, it's okay to fucking, like feel what.

you're feeling about her. Like you don't have to fucking, he didn't give some gay ass speech where he's like, well, you should, you shouldn't hate anybody. You should suppress that. You should,

because at the end of the day, like, no, I'm not saying, go through the fucking emotion because you have a right to, you have a right to be angry at this motherfucker. Yes,

you are, bitch. No, you're literally, Derek, Derek, what you're doing right now is you're preaching at me

that you're not feeling an emotion. It's like, I'm gonna feel the emotion. I'm a person. I'm saying, I'm trying to suppress it. I didn't say that you're not going to feel it, bitch. But that's what suppressing is.

That is what suppressing is. No, trying to do something is not always doing it. You're trying to suppress your emotion. I'm literally saying I'll just get over it. I'm not. You're trying to. No, you will get over it. There's no reason to say the shit that you're saying.

Go through the emotions that you're going to go through and then go about your fucking business. You're making this fucking grandstand about like, I'm not going to try to. I'm not. You're trying to act like people. I'm literally not. I'm literally not trying to grant stand. No, no. We have to. This is good. This is really good. This is really good, but I do want to say.

grandstanding at all. I'm not saying that I just don't understand it's like it's like when people say fucking things about drugs it's like when somebody tells this thing like you know oh fucking

I'm very moderate with my drug I don't there's no need for me to overdose and all that shit I'm like dude some people are going to go through this shit they're not trying to do anything and you're just saying shit that it makes you sound like

you're a fucking better person for no fucking reason I'm not I'm not what I'm saying one I have not thrown anyone else for particularly feelings feeling how they, obviously people go through. That's not what I said.

People go through what they go through. You know, I'm going to go through what I go through. You know, like, I understand, like right now, I have people in my family that are elderly, and they're going to pass away one day. And I'm going to feel upset. You're going to laugh? I'm going to feel upset. I don't think you're going to laugh at all.

I think, I think if I laugh at that, that might be the time that you get out the, get out the, you know, I got to quit the game, you know, you got to delete save. The thing, the thing, here's, I just want to say something real. quick. Because the thing, the thing isn't even necessarily, like, that what you're saying is, is wrong. The thing is, I just

don't believe you. I don't believe that that's how you would react in the face of what, of the kind of thing that, because I'm not talking about, like, even just, even some of the worst things that people do that aren't, like, up, like, it's not like, oh, somebody, uh, fucking,

I don't know, took a fuckload of money from you or, like, they took something really important from you, or like, they cheated on you or they betrayed your trust in a really deep intimate way. Like that's like, all right, fuck. That's a flawed person. I'm really angry. But like I'm going to fucking, I'm talking about literally.

Yes. A crime and murder. And the reason why I don't believe that you would just be like, uh, you know, they're just, they're just a person going through what they're going through is you laugh at innocent people dying on Lively. But that's because it's You get joy out of people You know nothing about dying. It was, for me, what that is, that's detachment.

Like, I, I've laughed at some horrible shit And I'm not going to act like, I'm not going to be like, well, well, no, I've done that. Well, hey, that might actually, that might actually lend to your, how you may actually be able to not have the emotion because you do have such a desensitized detachment from death. There is a possibility that you could,

The way that you're telling us right now. I think you're sciencing too hard in a wrong spot right now. I'm very much so cry. I very much so I've cried when I've lost people I care about. Look, let me just let me just make it very clear of what I've just been saying. I just feel it's very strange when people try to govern their emotions before shit happens. I think it's very fucking strange. I think it's weird because like you don't know what would happen in that situation.

110%. I was going to say that. That's what I'm trying to say ultimately. I don't know. That's kind of like my thing where I'm like, why are you trying to govern your emotion? Like, just go through it. You know, like I don't understand what you're doing. I know too many people and I've seen too many people that when things happen, they dwell.

And I don't think I'm a dwell. I don't know. When I feel guilty, I feel really bad. But when when people dwell, it's like you're, if you don't know, if you don't know, that's a serious problem, you're going to be stuck there for a while. Well, that's different. I totally agree with you. And like, it was more of a, it was more the original thing. I just want to say, the original thing was you wouldn't feel any sort of satisfaction of someone that really wronged you died.

That was the way, because it wasn't like dwelling. It was just because literally that she says, good, I'm glad you're gone. Awesome. But you wouldn't feel that. I don't know that. I don't know, man. I know people that have wronged me outwardly. Let me ask you, what if someone was stalking you, right? Someone was stalking.

No, someone was stalking Lily and threatening Lily every day for like four years. I would be like, if I came in contact. with them, I'd be like, dude, seriously, I'm gonna hurt you. No, but he kept coming back and you never got a chance to see him. He was always hanging outside the window, and every time you would go outside, he'd hop into his Ford F150 and drive away. And like, there was no way.

And then, and then four years after this, Lily is a shambling mess. She's like, doesn't feel safe at home. These are, these are, these are, and, but you find out on the news, the Ford F150 with a freak, it was found at the bottom of a lake with a charred person. It's like, oh, man, you were, wouldn't feel relief?

I would feel happy that she feels safe. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of parabenopause or menopause,

it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law,

from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I'd feel much happier that she feels happy. It's so weird. Because at the end of the day, what's happening, it bothers me that she's feeling what she's feeling. I'm not like...

Sure. I'm like, oh, like, oh, man, I want this guy, then I'm like, yo, this guy's fucked, and I really want him to stop hurting. Let me ask you something. Let me ask you something on like a way lower level. Like when you're fucking playing Destiny and stuff and somebody's been like whooping your ass

and then you finally fucking best them. What is your emotion? I'm like, damn, I fucking got you. Finally. You don't feel satisfied. I don't feel like fuck this nigga like finally he's done. Like I got him.

Like you don't think you feel that way. Because no, yes you do. Kingston. Yes, you do. That's the whole driving force of competitive games. Look, look, wait. Chris. Wait.

You guys are not even letting me speak. Everybody's just talking. Oh, what happens is I realized at a long time ago, it's like I fuck up in this moment. And I'm like, you know what? 20 minutes from now, I'm probably not going to remember this game at all. I'm getting fucked over and I want to do good. Obviously, that's why I'm competing. I want to do good.

But I could say that for you. I played basketball for like seven years, dude. And the vast majority of the motherfuckers that dunked on me, that crossed me, that fucking got past me, That literally embarrassed me. I'm like, I don't even remember what that guy looks like. Yeah, but how do you improve at a game if there's no drive to improve? What is your drive to be good at the game? My drive to improve is me doing better to me seeing myself do better.

How do you gauge whether or not you do better unless you have other people to gauge that against? It's just simply you besting people. It's not me, but it's not simple as like, oh my God, I beat this guy, game. I'm better. That doesn't mean anything. You're wheezzling your way around. I'm not. I'm not wheezing anything because you can play a competitive game and someone can walk out a hallway and I can snipe them constantly.

That doesn't mean I'm better than that person. That means I'm just getting me snipes. No one's saying that you're better. Oh, I sniped you in Destiny. I have a better 401k than you. We're just saying that you're doing better in the game. No, I understand that. You made it macro from me going, you made like 401K is not to do with it.

You said better than you. I'm not saying better than it. It's just a matter of like, oh. I meant better than you in the context of the game. And the context of the game, it's just like whatever, you know, like I'm, I'm playing trials, right? This guy keeps fucking sitting on me in trials, right? I'm like, fuck. I hate how bad I did.

I might yell because I'm annoyed at what happened and how I'm playing. But then what about the next game starts? The next game starts. What about Eldon Ring? You've been getting your ass fucking crushed by a boss and then you finally beat the boss. What's your emotion? I'm like, thank God I finally don't have to go through this anymore. And that is, there's just fine.

There's recorded proof of this. There's recorded proof. There's no like, finally like, there's no, like, there's no, fuck you. Like, finally there, you have no emotion. Like, fuck you. I finally beat your ass. I'm just like, fuck, I hated this. I'm so glad I'm talking such shit.

There's literal, there's literal recorded proof of this, guys. It's just seems so. There's recorded proof. Kingston, I live with you. I remember. on beating a boss. It's like whatever. Like I beat this boss.

I feel great that I beat this boss. I overcame this. Awesome. Yay. I'm finally done with this. But it's not like, fuck you. You fucking beat you.

I beat you. I beat you. I beat you. That's a cold. I beat cold in a fight. I'm a big man. That is the point. That's the point of the code.

That's the point of difficulty in games in the first place. I understand that. I just don't. But what you're saying, if you're not understanding what I'm saying. No, no. I understand what you're saying, but I understand what I did. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I understand what you're saying, but I also understand what you're doing. You are talking in such a way that you're, like, trying to use very specific words to dance around the fact that we are describing exactly what you feel. When we say, oh, you don't feel satisfaction when you beat a boss. Of course I do. Well, I feel satisfied that I don't, I won't have to do it again. That's the same thing. You're just moving it in different directions so that you can be right.

I'm not real. Chris, I'm just saying that I feel satisfied. Obviously, if I didn't get satisfaction from things, I wouldn't do things. Simply, simply put. So I'm not saying like, oh my God, when I beat a boss, I get like, fuck, I don't ever like rise up and scream, fuck you, I beat you. I might say something horrible if you're fucking constantly whooping me. But I just, I just get past it. That's exactly what I'm talking about.

But I'm like, oh, my God. Like, oh, my God. But that's not hate. I'm like, whatever. And then I'm like, most of the time, I'm like, whatever. That just happened. Cool. I go back and I try again.

Literally, during last night, I'm fighting. I'm at the part with like the tree area where I'm about to go fight millennia. And the guy that has the fucking horse in the magic, he was deep dicking me for like an hour. And instead of getting mad, I'm just like, yo, fuck, dude, this is so annoying. God damn, I just lost all those souls. And I'm like, all right, back on the grind. here I go again. I just go back at it. That's it. But you beat him. You beat it eventually, right?

I haven't beat him yet. And I'm like, ah, whatever, you know. When I'm, when I thought God, when I'm just saying, you know, I'm like, man, I was drinking while I was fighting it when I was like, man, I really don't want to get drunk anymore. This isn't fun fighting him drunk. And then he beats me. And most of the time when I get really mad, I just like, all right, back, back at it again. Here I go. You know what that was? That little animation you did? That was suppression. what you just described. But it is. What is like, what is,

what is me getting mad going to do? Like, you're going to explode one day, man. You're going to explode. You're going to punch an old woman in the street for no reason one day. And we're going to be like,

we told him to let it out. We told him to let it out while he was playing video games and he didn't do it. So he punched his old lady into the moon and cracked the moon in half. Listen, whatever,

we'll let the audience decide. I feel, I feel like, I feel like you were lawyering, little bit. I feel like you're lawyering a wee bit. A lot. A lot. Of course. I want you recorded 24-7 because I want to see.

No, because then you're going to be aware. It needs to be, someone needs to get one of those fucking nanny. You don't need to be recorded. I remember, I remember opening your door sometimes being like Kingston. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their

kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reduced from might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever.

Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from C. BVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that

said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Calm down. Oh, yes, of course. Because you were calling people the N-word. Of course. Of course. I've done that. I'm a person.

I was getting upset, obviously. But even when I beat them, it's like, I don't know. Like, I understand the game is a game. Now you feel like you turn into some like, you know, some twas a hard fight, but very good game. I turned out on top.

Yay Verily does not matter, though. Because even when, You know when I lose when I'm doing bad? We're like, oh, man, I'm just playing like shit. I can admit like, oh, man, I'm fucking up, dude. Like, whatever, dude. I fuck this one up. I'm like, I'm going to go back at it.

And I think this mentality got beating to me because I've played every soul's game. Dude, there were times in Bloodborn in the PVP where I would get fondled. And I'm just like, damn, dude. Or even when I played basketball, there were times people would just do better than me. And I'd even get mad. I'd be like, this guy is outperforming me. Coach, bench. To me, please.

Please bench me. Sports a little different. It would have to be, because video games is way worse, especially if you can checkpoint somewhere and then you're just getting your ass whooped continuously. But for me, then I'm fucking rage.

And then when I finally beat them, the feeling of like, oh man, usually the first thing I do is like, I'm fucking flipping off the screen. It literally does nothing. It just feels good. I understand.

I understand that. I don't do that personally. But for me, when I, playing basketball, doing all the shit I've done, playing competitive, competitive sports growing up, you kind of realize that like, well, fuck it, you know, I'm going to lose.

I'm not going to be mad. I'm going to lose. In Destiny, I hate that there are moments that, like, there are moments where things are not balanced the right way. When people are exploiting these, like, fucked up, like, non-balanced things. And that could be a bit aggravating because it's like, what kind of pieces of shit are you that you're using something that is just fucked by its nature, you know? You're an asshole of a person. But, like, when it comes to like, Eldon Ring where at, when, at, dude, a person that the first. level can beat the final boss.

You can. It's going to suck and it's going to be hard. But if you're accepting that challenge, you're accepting that challenge, you know, you're going there. You know, excuse me. I think there's a little different. But I think anger is part of it. I think anger is part of that.

I'm not an angry person at all, though. I'm really not an angry person. I'm pretty calm most of the time. Even when bad things happen, I'm like, this is bad, but me getting angry is going to change. nothing about this being bad. I just have to focus now. I think it's just

like focus is obviously really important I think the one thing that you're missing because it's like what going back to it is it's a very normal thing. I don't think you have to suppress it. It's obviously so fucking suppress it if you are because I say this. I direct my anger at the thing that deserves it

if it's the video game. I am not going to take it on anybody else. I'm one of those people. I know people that just they're in a bad mood so then they want to shit all over people. I completely disagree with that. I feel like direct your anger towards the thing that's bothering you.

And that's it. If it's a video game, I see no fucking problem talking shit to the fucking the MPC that's whooping your ass, you know? Yeah, and fucking Ebony Knight

that beat your ass over and over again in Skyrim. It's like, how does this guy keep finding me? I don't know what I'm flying across the world. I have powers. How is this guy chasing me down? That fucking instant Perry

fucking summon NPC in front of the fucking pot man is like that is my, nemesis right now. Oh my God. I want him dead. For me, in the area with the ball, where you have to jump across, like, that ball comes down, and it's that one piece of shit dude that every time you hit him, he just parries you with that fucking really good shield.

That guy got me. That guy got me really upset. The way he died for me is that he tried to jump off the banister to get me, and he fell down and killed himself. And I was like, damn, bro. It's really unfortunate. I just, I just circle enough until I can, I circle enough to I can backstab, motherfuckers. It usually works. You just got to be patient.

But most of the time, at the end of the day, it's like me getting mad, it's because what is getting mad going to solve? And I know a lot of people don't think like this. It's not about it solving anything. It's about getting the emotion now. But the thing is that I don't see it as that. I see it as like, it's like me getting upset is not going to change how, what I'm experiencing. Me, like, oh, fuck, I hate

this. It's like, oh, man, what is that going to solve? And I still, and I still slip up and I do it. I just think about it. I'm a person. But that's the whole thing. It's like being stuck in traffic. It's okay to fucking vent, dude. Even though it's literally, you're still going to be stuck in traffic.

It's okay to vent. I understand it's okay to vent. You know, there's people, a lot of people need to do that. But for me, it's like, what is me screaming and crying in traffic going to do to change traffic?

No one's saying to scream and cry, but you can be like, God fucking damn it. You can let out a good, God damn it. And there's no problem with that. I've been in people. I've literally heard you scream. I've literally heard you scream in anger.

Yeah, of course. It's just not even, not even any words in particular. And I'm just like, of course I do, but I don't do that very often. Most of the time I'm like, eh, whatever.

Nobody's saying to do it very often, but that's why we gave you such a fucking specific. No, you guys gave me a fucking Saturday morning cartoon silly bad guy. Some of me could have me living in under a well in Gotham. That's what you gave me. We gave you a scenario that is 100% designated for you to fucking rage. And you're like,

you gave me the stocker. You gave me the stocker thing. I'm above that because it would not. change anything. First, we gave you a man who killed your wife and you felt nothing. You gave me a guy that appeared to know where to Katanin killed my wife. If someone showed up, if someone showed up what a katana and killed Lily, I'd be like, holy shit, I'm next. You killed my wife and I'm next.

Because I'm going to try to stop him and he's probably going to kill me too. So that is a stupid thing you gave me. You're dumb. But the second guy, the second guy is some guy that's stalking my girlfriend. That is possible. People could stock her, you know, and that's very unfortunate. But at the end of the day, I'd be very upset. I'd be more focused on my woman. My partner is terrified to live.

So I'd be looking to take action to stop him. That's what it is. You sound like a gay samurai. That's what you sound like. You sound like you're trying to follow some type of code. It's no code. The anger is not worth it. Like it's like I need to focus.

I need to focus on this. Like, that's what you sound like, dude. It's like, go ahead and be angry, let it out and then focus. That's what I do. Because what happens is that when you're angry, you make dumb decisions. That's what I already make dumb decisions. We're not talking about being angry. We're not talking about seeing red for fucking.

It's just being angry in that moment. Like, say, like, you find out the person that, you know, kidnapped and slap chopped Lily. You can be like, you found out they're dead. You can be like, good. Fuck that motherfucker. I'm like, this dude suck. He's gone. I'm happy he's gone, but he's still a person.

Sorry for the slapchot man. Jelly, peanuts, butter, jelly. I fucking mourn him and sing the halo theme. All right, all right. Listen, look, we spend the lot of time. We're at the hour mark. We should do some questions. We're at an hour already?

Okay. Yeah. So let's just do some. That was a good one. I feel like I've really vented. I got shit off my chest. Yeah, you feel like you vented

because you're angry about shit. You are an angry person. That's what it is. You were the angriest one at this motherfucker. That is absolutely not true. You guys aren't letting me speak. Because I can't. Motherfucker,

you're clipping like a motherfucker. I know it. I want to see this shit. Derek, Derek, Derek, I want to bet you a thousand percent. I have never once been really angry. on camera because I have I personally have a bad temper I have a very very very bad temperament I was I was a little I was a little nigger I was in New York than I before we moved I was fighting

regularly like I was a bad temperament and eventually I was like yo if I don't chill myself out and realize things just happen and I have to move on I'm going to die I'm going to be killed so that's why I act the way I do I understand that it's like a It's almost like an overcorrection because of the lifestyle that you really live before. You're like, I don't want to be that guy. It's not even about anger, though. To me, it's just about, oh, good, the rapist is dead. And then just moving on.

Just like just a basic, just a basic feeling of. Anyway, let's move out of some questions. Let's jump into some of these questions that have been asked by some of our patrons over at patreon.com slash a snark tank. Remember, you could ask questions over there if you want. It's very possible. You can buy yourself an F-150, too. Buy yourself Ford F-150. Buy yourself Ford 150.

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and then it ends with something really like like really gay like really gay but it just it's like Ford F won't fit and we want to like take like actual footage from like Ford commercials and like just post it to the Star Trek channel with no fucking no explanation we get in trouble for that though

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you're taking might even help them they might sell a couple of trucks yeah I might sell a couple of Ford FF of it because they can they could be like hey guys I bought a Ford F150 on your request it's foggy and shit in here

but I'm getting where I need to go it's posse as shit in here all right let's uh let's see okay not saying not saying not saying Chris Regan and Chris Chan are the same person but have you ever seen them together and the R in together

is capital but still the lowercase R I don't know how you did that but what bashed in head character would win Joel from the last of us or Glenn from the Walking Dead? I forgot about that because like I didn't watch that show really

Dude that was fucking brutal for Glenn was in bad scene Yeah, the Glenn thing was pretty brutal for television. I remember that happening a while ago and being like, damn, that's pretty. I was like, I know this is a bunch of dumb-ass kids that watched that show that shouldn't be watching that show. And they probably had nightmares for weeks. Oh, yeah.

It was so morbid for me. Like, I remember seeing that and being like, oh, whoa, shit. And the, I seen on the cake was trying to make him talk. He wasn't dead yet. He was talking to Maggie. And I'm like, dude, don't do that. He was talking to Maggie, but his brain was scrambled because he got fucking folded. And he just like,

and he's just like, oh, dude. Maggie, lock my F-150. Maggie, don't let any girls go into Ford. It's not for you guys. That was a fucking weird, man. It was. It was too much, bro. I still, I remember having a visceral feeling scene that she was like, oh, fuck.

I wasn't expecting that. I'm very good at laughing at everything because, like, you know, like, every horror is kind of a comedy in a sense, you know. But like, holy shit, that really bothered me. I was like, oh, man, his head, his head looks like chili con carne, bro. That's fucking bad. Holy. Like that was like, when you think about like. Glenn.

It was Glenn. The whole situation was fucked up. And then Maggie seeing it right there trying to speak to Maggie. Like everything about it was fucked. Like I've seen some shit like, remember when the mountain fucked up, uh, he squashed, uh, the Oberen, Oberin, Ober and Martel. Yeah. Obrin, like, I thought that was hilarious.

Like, I thought that was like, what I saw him fucking. Did they show his head pop or no? They showed it a little bit. They showed it a little bit. They showed his head being like his eyes, his hand going into his head. It was, they showed like a frame of it like exploding. then it like went away. Like they showed like a little bit.

Like they didn't really like, bro. In a book it's bad, bro. In a book it's bad. I'm sure it is. Everyone is like, yo,

this niggas dark skin. Gotcha. He started like, he started writing it down. Like the dark skin man is grabbed and his head explode with vigor, with vigor. And then someone says,

fuck BLM. In the world of the fucking ice and fire. This motherfucker. How did he know this shit? Years and years We got to listen to him for everything He was Christ He wrote Elvin Ring

He fucking knew that BLM was stupid This guy's a fucking prophet So yeah Yeah definitely Bastion Head Joel wins this one Yeah he's more together Yeah he didn't get it nearly as bad as glas I think Because like the last words that Joel said

Were like he'd be like He was like He was like Do my text I don't want to do with that And then he got hit And they got hit with the final I don't want to deal with that in

Like where his taxes And the apocalypse or whatever Yeah yeah yeah I mean they got to keep it running somehow And uh But fucking What's his fate Glenn

That was more like a It was like a It was like you know gargling chili For me What's fucked up is that This is a really fucked up thing That I

This is a personal thing I don't know if people think about it But the way wood sounds bouncing off a skull, that sound is funny to me. That simple bink, like that, it's so melodic, you know. It's so melodic the way it sounds. How could it be melodic if it's just one note? Because if you keep hitting someone, you can make a beat off of it. You know, it's obviously it's something you're hitting.

You do that with anything. That's how hitting works. But no, it doesn't sound. It doesn't sound the same for metal. When it's wood, it's a very particular sound. Any other psychopath that's watching this will know. Yeah, exactly. That exactly.

Any other fucking maniac will know. I've heard it time and time again. And it has, it can't be, it can't be like uncured wood. It has to be like worked on wood. And the sound it was making every time the bat bounced off Glenn's head for some reason made me laugh. I don't know, right? I guess I'm different from the rest. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.

In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the numbers. that the thermometer's kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever

reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation,

including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan.

I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion. 1. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow, Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Yeah, you're built different, as they say. But I was like, oh, man, it's fucking Glenn, bro.

He went through it. And it was so fucked up because you're like, oh, it's going to be Rick. They're going to kill Rick. Obviously, it's Rick, you know. Rick is the guy that was fucking everybody over. And it was like, no, I was actually Glenn that was doing shit. And Negan remembered his face. and his wife is pregnant watching it happen

and everybody just can't do anything because the saviors would kill them. It was so fucked up. And I was like, man, dude, Negan's pretty cool. Negan's pretty cool. That's the takeaway? Negan's pretty cool, man.

I mean, people thought the same, that fucking same year when I went to a comic conventions like fucking third of the people were trusted Negan. There was like Negan with tits and stuff. It was crazy. People like for real, the fact that people for real like monstrous ass, I've never, I've never understood it.

I've never just guided. This is because I've, I got, I got Spider-Man too fast. Like, I got Spider-Man comics when I was too young. So when I formed my like developmental ideas, you were incapable of appreciating, you know, complicated, bad, bad evil characters. I mean, a complicated evil character is intriguing. But fucking monsters like bad, like, joker's a monster. That niggas not cool That's a demon right there, you know

Like, like, Yeah, for you, Because you know, you're building stuff But demons are interesting But like carnage, like carnage,

Like, I like carnage because carnage makes Spider-Man Have to really go all out. Like Spider-Man's like, Oh, Carnage is here. I really got to fuck this dude up or something really bad's going to happen.

But that's why. Carnage as a person. I don't think carnage running around eating babies And then writing Carnage rocks in the, baby's fucking afterbirth is cool that's horrifying and I'm like why do people like that but I don't know that's only a small amount of people do I don't think it's a lot of people man no I think

I think I think you overestimate your uh how good of a person you are I don't think this again again you're doing you're doing this again I don't think a person at all bro no I laugh at the sound wood makes when it bounce off people's head no no no no what I am but no but what you're doing but what you're doing is like that's Tom Sweeney that's Tom Sweeney, but this is Kingston Jameson. This is me. I love everybody and I think everything's great. What you're doing is you're painting a picture right now.

You took the brush from me and now you're scribbling in your own lines. No, no, no, look, look, look, look. I'm taking the picture that you painted from you and I'm showing the class. This is what you're doing. You just, what did you just say? You just said, I don't know, I don't understand how people like monsters and then you just explained why you like a monster and acted as if that's not the reason most people have. Sorry, I don't, I was kidding.

I don't like you. Negan. No. That was a joke. No, I'm talking about carnage. Most people don't like, most people like Carnage because he's bad ass. If you ask the vast majority, I go to these cons and I'm on these Reddits and I'm watching these things

and I'm reading this stuff. You and me may share the same idea. You may and Derek may share the same idea. But a lot of people you ask about shit, like people that are asked, like it's written down, no one made fucking Bloodfucker 69 right when he

wrote. It says, Oh, Carnage is badass, man. He's so cool. He goes, people, it's real. His design is cool. He's got a really cool design. He looks cool. But, like, I think, I think that's why I like people. Yeah, I think that's why most people like bad characters like that. It's usually like, that's a cool design.

Because even when I was a kid, I was like, I didn't know much about Venom, really, when I was like really, really young, but I remember seeing Venom toys and thinking, like, that's really cool. You know, and that's all I knew about it. It was just like, this is a really cool design of a character. I bought Spider-Rod. man and I didn't give a fuck about anybody else but then when the symbiates came out I bought all of them are you the whole fucking awesome are actually

slightly old on the symbiote so you actually could remember them coming out because yeah me and me and Chris are just a little too young for them before they came it came like in early 90s they were always around I bought all of them like when they had that when they actually started uh bringing out the fucking chain of like here's all the other ones that exist because there was all of them yeah I remember that fucking the first one I bought was riot the first one I bought was was right because like I love purple obviously I like the fact that his name is right I thought that was really cool but from like a lot of people do like when you like people like

like Sephiroth is so cool and it's like Sephrod's fucking gay and enemies that that that niggis crazy and Sephroth sucks stupid you know I love sefraoth when I found out like when I played all like 15 of the Final Fantasy seven games I was like oh sephraoth he's an interesting character I kind of like him you know but I like him because when he was good he was the most good good guy, you know? He wasn't like a fucking asshole yet. But most people are like, oh, why do you like Joker?

He doesn't give a fuck. He doesn't have a reason for what he's doing. I think Joker is the only one that's really like that. It's a majority. Like, people are like, Joker is one of the few, like, this guy is a fucked up dude. Like, he doesn't really have anything redeemable about him.

He's one of the only people, he's one of the only characters that are bad, that I think people like for that reason. Like, I agree with that. I think most villains people like because of what they bring out of the hero or because they have, like, interesting backstory, or because they just have a cool design. They're just like it's like, yeah, I just think they're just cool and just,

it's not like, oh, I don't want my dad to be this guy. But, like, you know, he's like, interesting. I haven't encountered two people, but like, I like, I like Sephora. I was like, why? Because he's cool. And it's like, and I, or people that like, who, like, why do you like carnage? That shit's gay. All that shit's wacky.

Why do you like carnage? The carnage looks, oh, he's fun. fucking awesome. I was drawn to Carnage because of the fucking Super Nintendo Cartridge because of fucking like just how he looks. I'm like, dude, Carnage is so awesome. Was the cartridge red?

Was the cartridge red for that game? Yeah, it was. Maximum Carnage, right? Yeah. And I was just like. Because I like Carnage because of the fact that he bring, his stories always coincide with some wild shit happening. And I think that's always like really cool.

But I don't like Carnage's character at all. I think, oh, this guy's the devil. This guy is a bad. person, but some people, because of how dissociative this world has become, people are insane. Like, we think it's not common. And then you talk to somebody that's like, oh,

this guy's fucking scramble. This guy's a grand slam. He's gone. But I feel like that's the subculture. That's not the fucking most people are very casual. And like, I think the biggest thing of like the most telling thing is, is fucking transformers. Where it's like,

most people like the Decepticons because fucking Autopachsh didn't have a chance to be cool at all. like Optimus Prime is like the only fucking transformer like the only Autobot that's like even reasonably like oh he's pretty badass he's really strong he has a cool name everybody else is just gay fucking I like I like like you can't star scream against fucking jazz

are you fucking serious like that's not even like a black guy jazz is a black man he's just a nigga he's a nigga that's why he's a sports car like he's a sports car he dances he raps he's a that's a black guy But like, Iron-Hite,

like, these, sorry, go ahead, go ahead, I like, well, the thing is that

first and foremost, Decepticons are often flying vehicles and trans, and the Autobots are cars. They're just like, and it's just like, this is, I don't like decepticons very often,

because I think most of the other cons of purposes are given, like, really stupid sounds and names and personalities, to try to make you like the Autobots, because I think they fucked up and they were like, oh, man, yeah, a jet is way cooler.

than a fucking 16 wheeler. Oh man, you know. Like, fuck, we've walked up. It is way way cooler. They kept doing it. Do you remember Beast Wars? There's a stupid gorilla. A stupid gorilla versus a fucking T-Rex.

Which one do you want? I remember that. I remember thinking Optimus Prime was cool, but every time he became a gorilla, I was like, bro. Optimus Prime became a gorilla? Yeah, he was the fucking gorilla Because they were all like

There was a there was There was rat trap A stupid rat Like on the fucking Autobots A stupid rat No he was a betrayer though He was the betrayer though

He was the betrayal Well that was Dinobot That was Dinobot was a betrayer No What the fuck you guys talking about? It was rat trap I think he did He did do something

But then he became good again He became like a bird rat thing Remember he could fly afterwards Something like that I think you're right And he had a spider bitch Dino Bot Because Dino bot used to be a

fucking uh um he used to be on a transformer but then he then he fucking his name is optimist primal yeah yeah what the fuck is this it was beach wars it was be you never seen beast wars no i wasn't really into transformers outside of like the actual toys i didn't actually watch that was like that was like that was like four kids like early transform that was the kind of shit that i was that was my first introduction to transformers actually like beast war is the first time i saw then i saw that wasn't my movies and stuff but i saw the 80 shit wars and it was

it was okay I didn't like it that much I love the toys oh my shut the fuck up by fucking America there's such a I hated that shit so

I love it dude it's so funny I mean it's it's so doesn't work like there's like there's like fucking Optimus Prine is like fucking up

like fucking up some some decepticons and obviously you got the touch it's him it's him and fucking Megatron trying to kill. Like it was a different vibe.

Like even though there was like one of those old cartoons, that's like even though like it's old, it's like kind of vibrantly colored, so everything looks like kind of cheery. It's sort of. Optimism and fucking Megatron, we're trying to kill one another. And then that song was on and I was just like,

uh, I'm looking at this fucking shit. I'm looking at this fucking shit and I barely, I barely believe it. The theme song is pretty cool. The theme song's pretty cool. Like that's when the 90s had the best theme songs of man. Like they had a good fucking run.

Like the 90s had great theme songs. Like the X-Men theme, the Spider-Man animated scene, series theme, the Batman theme. All fucking. Gargoyles. Gargoyles. Miner Man, Spider-Man, Radio, Agam. You know that's Aerosmith?

Yeah. That's crazy. We found out to get them. I had no fucking clue. I also, I knew Corn did fucking, Batman Beyond. Or specifically Jonathan Davis. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.

Yeah, I mean, it was like the guitarist for Aerosmith. It did. Yeah, for the, um, uh, Joe Perry. Dude, X-Men. A lot of blood. X-Men was so fucking good, bro. X-Men was great. It just has, it's too, it's too epic.

It's too much, I'm like sweating by the end of it. I didn't like X-Men as a show, but I liked that theme a lot. I like that theme song. I would always watch the theme song of the X-Men show. I'd be like, da-na-na-na-na-na-na. And it's like, oh, this is sick. And then the episode was right, I'm going to watch that now.

My thing about X-Men was it was high concept. Like, it was a little too high concept for kids. And I think that was a problem it had. I don't think that's what it was. I think for me, I just, I really didn't like the concept of kids in a school, like superheroes in a school. Oh, no, you're talking about X-Men evolution.

I'm talking about like 94 X-Men. No, the X-Men animated series. Well, there's two of them. There's X-Men Evolution where they were like teenagers and that was like that was the one that came out in the 2000s. And then there was X-Men 94, which came out like way before when they had like the bright color. The original X-Men animated series, like they were in Xavier's fucking mansion, but they weren't actually doing anything as far as learning or being taught. Yeah, no, I know. I know that the show wasn't like that.

but like my understanding of X-Men was that that's what it was. Like, but like before it, and I would see the show and I'd be like, all right, it's a cool theme song, and then I would leave, because I just didn't care about this guy.

I thought Wolverine looked fucking dumb. I thought fucking Cyclops looked fucking dumb. I think it was too young. I thought, I thought Cyclops looked. I thought Beast, I thought Beast looked, all I knew about Beast was that he was in Spider-Man 2,

the, the NeverSoft PS1 game, and you had to help him do something. And I was like, oh, this is all, okay, you're like a, you're like a you are like a wolverine

for me I thought B's is adorable he was the main thing that drew me to watching X-Men because I thought he was adorable like oh that's like a big kid he's a great character like Hank Begoi was the best character he's the best character he was like he was so smart and complex I just hated when he'd like try to go out he's on his fucking trench goal he's like Raphael

and I'm like dude you're smart enough to not do this I know I know people are gonna fuck with him he wants to just live life you know like it's so not fair like every giant blue beast Every time he'd come on screen, he'd be hanging upside down and reading something, and he would drop some extremely profound poetic thing. That's why I really think X-Men, like, at times, it just was too high concept. It was this too high concept for kids because, like, X-Men is character. Shut up, you ball, bitch.

Ching-ching. And, like, as a concept, X-Men is not really a concept that everyone could sit down and like enjoy. I enjoyed it because I was little. But, like, the only problem that I had was the pacing. Like everything would happen And I didn't get to soak it in Because then it would go to the very next thing That was 90s

That was 90s Marvel cartoons bro Everything It was but X-Men was the worst at it I think Spider-Man I think Spider-Man was a way worse I disagree Derek we can have a whole marathon Spider-Man

I'll challenge I'll do I soaked up Spider-Man There's moments that I soaked up From Spider-Man That I did not soak up Anything from X-Men

Because I'm talking about Look at here's a really important important moment. I just want to say this real quick. Okay. There's a really important moment when fucking morph, right? He got, like, they left him behind and like Wolverine feels all bad about and all that. You feel like it's something that happened so quickly? I didn't even get a chance to be like, wait, was that, was that supposed to like, I just

here. Now here's a moment from Spider-Man that I really loved that the Payson was fine, which was, he was the black suit and he was about to kill Rhino. That was fine. The Pacin was, the X-Men had no fucking scenes like that at all. Wait, wait. at least got to soak up the moment and be like, oh, there's a stake. Is he actually going to do something to him?

What's going to happen? Or X-Men, it's just something this happens and it's the next scene. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, slow down here, boy. Slow down here. The argument of that is that X-Men and Spider-Man both are fast-paced. But X-Men usually had episodes that followed other episodes. Spider-Man had moment that follow into moment. This is no longer the plot.

Now Peter's asking for Mary Jane. Where's Mary Jane jumping off of? bridge. Peter gets to bridge. Catches Mary Jane. Mary Jane turns into water. Next week's episode, the lizard. And it's like, what the fuck's going on? I didn't see the X-Men show, so I can't fairly compare. I feel like... I love them both, though. I love both of those television I feel like, wait, we got to know which, what, did they coincide or did one, uh, a debut before the other? Spider-Man had the X-Men on his show. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.

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will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on awesome so how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan what would I do if I got into an accident probably the easiest way is dialing pound law that's pound 529 from your cell phone we are always open our call center is always waiting to take your call 24 7 365 wow dan morgan from morgan from america's large injury law firm thanks for coming by the show thanks for having me visit for the people dot com for an office near you well i know you're right because x-men was first that's what i feel like they slowed it down i swear i feel like it was too fast because i do remember um x-men being on spider-man they drew them all fucked up yeah they remember

they were gone badly they looked fucked up for some for some reason beast looked like o j simpson i don't know what that's about but he's I don't remember that I'm old J I'm the beast but it's just OJ Simpson they gave they gave fucking Gambit like some weird

pupils like he looks so weird like is he know Gambit has red and black eyes naturally no but they gave him something I forgot what it is but he looks stupid as fuck now I'm like what did they do to him like everyone look fucked them everyone I thought everybody I don't know I thought they

or stupid in their show too. Like, I just, their designs were so fucking, but that's what I always thought, I always thought Spider-Man, like, the thing is it's like, these are all costume accurate, basically. You know, like, these are like, oh, these are the costumes that these characters would have. And Spider-Man, to me, that, that costume is so iconic and unchanging to the point where, like, even today, like, Peter Parker has that same red and blue webbed, bright colored suit. And it, and it works. Like, it still works in live action, no matter how, like, it's done.

Like every Spider-Man suit that I've seen in a live-action portrayal or in a cartoon, if it's even remotely based on the original design, it looks good. Like, every single suit looks good. But, like, the X-Men, you can't have Hugh Jackman in this fucking Wolverine costume. I can't fucking do. I agree. I think the X-Men's original-you-can have Gambit looking like a fucking lesbian on fucking golden girls. Like running around with a hot pink jacket and a fuck it with a hot pink shirt

to fucking red. I think all of this stuff would have worked that they would have fucking done it, dude. You sound like a fucking old head executive

that told them you can't, we gotta put them in uniforms. And then what are you gonna do? What do you want? Yellow spandex? I'm like, yes, bitch,

fuck you. Even Logan can do it, man. Like, there's a reason why they haven't been done. They didn't do it because they didn't fucking allow them to do it. Even, even, in fact,

I think if they went and they did those costumes, the movies would have performed better because they would have been more ability to be able to tell like, go watch bat in the sun. Go watch Batten the Sun and see their fucking costumes And tell me that shit doesn't look dope

I know what Batten the Sun is Joe does stuff with them Yeah but my whole point is go watch that shit And tell me that shit doesn't look dope Like you literally sound like a fucking old head executive It's like the audience isn't gonna connect with these yellow things And this lesbian picture It's about it's about that looks dumb What happened to you?

It does I wouldn't I wouldn't prevent I wouldn't prevent people from doing it I would be like guys People that say Spider-Man looks like he's in fucking pajamas. What do you say to them? He does. And so why is that not dumb if that he looks like in his fucking pajamas?

Because it's just not as dumb. It's because you're fucking biased to shit. That's all it is. No, I am biased for sure 100%. I think Spider-Man. I think Spider-Man. I think Spider-Man-Drawn has always looked cool. Like always.

Like even in like the original. I just thought like that costume was cool. Always. Right. That's fine. And so everybody else thinks the X-Men look cool. Do they? Do they?

Yes, they do. Listen, listen. Listen, listen. Who the fuck was bitching? Look it, look it. Even, there was people, let's even break it down to this. There's people that were mad when they got rid of the underwear of Batman and Superman. I feel like those people are psychotic because it made them look way better.

Right? Like the underwear on the outside, I think that when they finally got rid of that shit, I'm like, that looks way better. Cool. Does Batman not have that anymore? Fuck no. They got rid of that shit fucking, I think. new 52. Like they got rid of that shit. I think they did. I just don't remember.

When I look at him, I still see that character. There's a character I've used to see him. I'm pretty sure New 52 is when they completely stopped. And I'm like, this looks way better. I don't think it's just, I don't notice it. It was just unnecessary. It looked retarded. It looked dumb. It was just unnecessary.

And then so Spider-Man never had underwear. Cool for him, right? Like Wolverine had blue underwear, which is like, literally he didn't need that. It's just how they drew shit back in the day. But I don't, I, This is my argument, right? There's a reason why that red and blue and black costume is so iconic.

There's a reason why that Wolverine, those costumes from that period of X-Men, there's a reason why they're so iconic. The reason why Nightcrawler has the red fucking, like, the thing, and then like the tights and the white gloves. It's a reason why Beast's design, him just not having clothes on and having blues in. They're iconic for a reason. No, yeah, yeah. No, I think there are certain designs that translate really well.

I think Beast is fine. I think the leather looks stupid. He's fucking naked. I think the leather costumes that they had in the movies. I think those are terrible. I think those costumes were very bad. Those were terrible. Yeah. That's fucking everybody, they just neutered them.

It was the 2000s. Everything went extreme, you know. Did you want a yellow spandex? You bitch, you pussy bitch? You want you want fan service? You fucking pussy bitch? That's basically what he was saying to us. You want yellow spandex?

Those, those gay lord. For me, Elyche, you know, I understand on film. You, bitch? That's, what we're talking about is live action, and I just think, I think, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just looking at the, the animated series Wolverine, which I assume is pretty accurate to the comic, like, at least, at least accurate enough. Well, old school shit, when you go, like, the yellow and orange and brown was more, the brown, like, the orange is brown, sorry, the orange brown one was more. And that's what translates actually really well in live action. And everybody would have been like, fuck yeah, dude.

And the only people that would have been like, why are they wearing these gay costumes? I'm like, why are you watching a fucking comic book movie where you're worried about the costumes and shit? What are you stupid? Because that's the biggest thing. Like if you, if they would have went with things like that, it would have solidified because then it would have got more of the comic book fans to actually get out there and see it. And then those numbers. Those movies were a pretty big hit. I'm pretty sure.

Well, they were. They were, but they would have just been bigger. It would have. Think about Deadpool. Think about Deadpool. Deadpool is just the best example of like, hey, let's just do what people want and then it performs so insanely well. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal.

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America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. It was... Deadpool's costume also translates well. The thing is, it's like, there are costumes... The Deadpool's costume is very adjacent to an X-Man costume, actually. It's very adjacent...

It's very adjacent to a Spider-Man costume. And Spider-Man as well. It's more of a middle ground of the two kinds of costumes. I'm not even talking Deadpool is in the X-Men universe. I'm not even talking about all of the costumes. I'm literally talking about animated series Wolverine. If they

did that fucking costume in the movie, they would have altered it so stupid, dude. You don't think that they would have just did the- fucking dumb. Like, like, what I'm saying is, go look at a bat in the sun and be like, oh, yeah, they can nail it. Or go look at those fake-ass porn when they do the parodies. And they're like, actually, and people are like,

oh, wow, the parodies. bro. They're because they're good thousand minutes sometimes bro. It'd be wild. Not that what I'm saying is I haven't even know Yeah, go ahead You can take Wolverine directly Off the page or directly

Off of the screen from the cartoon show and put him in a live action movie and he's going to look fucking dumb You take Spider-Man directly off the cartoon page and put him in a live-action movie And he looks fucking great He looks fucking fantastic It's a better costume. It's just a better costume It's just a more I would say Peter has,

it's not like they did alter it though. It doesn't look exactly the fucking same. And I hate that they alter that. I look, I can respect the Ramey suit, the original one. The black Ramey suit, I think is a travesty.

I will stand on that till I die. Well, yeah, that just looks like, it is an insult to the black costume. That looks like a black costume. That one looks like a porn costume. The black costume is,

I think is the best Spider-Man costume of all time. And the fact that they changed it, the way they did, makes me want to scream the inward at the sky. The black, the black,

the black, the black, the black, is, is just a really boring suit. I think, it's just black. It's just black.

If they just put black paint on it. All they did was just make the suit black. That's all they did. Honestly, I think it would have honestly been cooler. Even if it was the exact same design, but the webs were white, like just something,

just fucking something that wasn't just like a black blob. There's no white in it at all. And it's like, this is a white. The big spider on. the back and this white on the hands make that costume so good, man. I think it... It's a good suit, but what I'm saying is it's like for a live action alteration, it's like,

I'm fine with live action alterations in general. Like, it's like, whatever. If you got to do what you got to do, if you can get a cool new suit out of it, you know what I mean? It's like, that's cool, but like they just didn't. So why don't you feel that way about X-Men, bitch? Why you feel that way about X-Men? Why don't you feel that way about X-Men?

Because I just think Wolverine looks really stupid. Yes. It's the main reason. Your whole point is the reason. What a shit on Wolverine. No, I just, I'm not even trying to shit. I just, I just always, like, even as a child, even as a child who was like, I was like, I was enthralled by like fucking stupid shit. I would just look at Wolverine out and just like, why would you draw anybody like that?

I just think that was his hair. That's funny I was his hair through the guy. I did think it was his hair too, I didn't think it was hair too, the, um, the fucking thing. I thought that was hair. Because his hair is like that and he put his mask on his mask like that. And I'm like, and I'm like, I guess. So dumb. That's his.

I did it look. But I think Wolverine looks cool. Wolverine is one of those characters that his design is so iconic that if you just put the fucking eyes, people can tell that's Wolverine. Like people know, people know that's Wolverine, you know. I'm trying to think of like,

you may not like it. I just don't think they can see it. I don't feel that way. And I think this one's probably, it may be a split. I think Spahn looks stupid. Oh, wow, I completely disagree. Wow.

I think Spahn looks. It's really stupid. I think Spahn looks two 90s and it kind of makes him look stupid at times. That's me personally. I think even that's, wow. That's actually interesting. I've never heard that. I think he looks cool because at the same time, it is cool that he's so many pockets and spikes and spikes again.

And then black and white and spot. He looks like venom that went to. He looks like venom that learned arts and crafts kind, like a tailor made venom. And it's just like this looks stupid. I could. But I like. I like it. Or like Ben Riley, Spider-Man, the clone with the hoodie.

I think that looks dumb as shit. But as I've gotten older, I've become nostalgic to it. I'm like, you know what? I kind of like that. That reminds me. I've never heard of it. I think Spider-Man with a hoodie looks fucking awesome. But even like modern Miles Morales's costume, like I didn't like it at first.

And it's because they changed something. You know, they changed it. And I really had a problem with it. I was like, he looks dumb because he doesn't look like Spider-Man. But then I realized that, like, he was. He looks kind of like Kane and kind of like Ben, and he also has his own style. And that looks good. When I'm done being like a gatekeeper for where characters, look, that's a good costume at the end of the day, you know?

Yo. I think Spahn looks cool. Let's put on Twitter like, what are the dumbest looking superheroes like, objectively in your opinion or whatever? People are going to give us like some outlandish shit. That's why I guess that's what people do. Like instead of like, I want to see. Well, no, no, no. I don't think so.

I think we can get some genuine answers. We should specify so people don't come up with like comic, like a fucking polka dot man or whatever. You know, like, well, I think he looks cool. I think he looks cool,

though. Like, like the most like, who are, which like iconic like, iconic, like, like popular,

like popular superhero. Do you think he has the stupidest costume? Yeah. I would say wings on head, Captain America looks really dumb sometimes, but also kind of cool. It's like kind of scale mail. I think I don't like any of his live action fucking costumes.

Really? America. I'm not big on either. I like the I know a soldier one. I like the Black Winter Soldier one. That one looks cool. It took me so long to watch those movies because like I, I just, Captain America is a character. It's so boring to me. Just the idea. It's like, this is just Master Chief, but he's in underwear and he's super patriotic and that's weird.

He's not like that's the, that's, you see you clearly to watch the movies. He's not so patriotic. No, no, no. I'm not talking about my understanding of it now. I'm talking about my understanding of it before because it kept in America, you know? It's like, I loved it. I fucking loved it, man. I love Captain America. I loved his like, it's almost, I didn't even, I just loved it as because I loved, I loved the idea of guile.

And then he has a fucking flag on his arm and shit. Like, I loved how they portrayed these guys. You piece of shit. It's not piece of shit. Like, it's me, it's almost enjoying. It's, it's, it's, I'm enjoying it in a way, in the same way I'd watch like a, a cheesy art Schwarzenegger film. Like, that's all I saw it as. I saw it as this larger than life, like, clearly.

cliche. I love Captain America fucking saying final justice before he does a combo on your ass, fucking stars and stripes. Stars and stripes and the guys start suplexing you. I loved it. I loved it. It's so over the top. That's what I like I didn't feel

like saluting. I felt like I love this character. Sweeney posted this this comic book panel of him talking with a guy with an American flag on his face and I thought it was like the dumbest thing. It is pretty, it's cringe. Oh, are you talking about that dude though? I was trying to take him out Like a minigone with a scope

Yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't understand that But You gotta be accurate man For me for me I'd be real accurate with a minigood You only have so many bullets For me I love Captain America

I love Captain America What he stands for Is like the right thing And then he's constantly Showed that like fuck We just don't do the right thing And I like that about his character a lot Like people like

Oh Captain America is kind of boring and bland, but it's like constantly time and time and time again the symbol that he wears, he embodies what it should be, opposed to what is literally going on and he's just like, that's fucked up.

And I think it's what I like it. It translated well to you. It translated fine into live action. They definitely like neutered the suit a little bit. They didn't give him the stupid ears, which is like, you know, good job. But the thing, I don't

No, would you Would you be a fan of like a character who was like, it's me, Captain Nazi? But he wasn't racist or nothing. He was just, he just wore the suit and he was like, damn, imagine what we the Nazis could be

if we weren't so racist. Well, the condentation of a Nazi in America what if we just wanted, what if we really just wanted to fix Germany? And it's just this reasonable guy walking around, but he's branded Captain Nazi.

And he's got a swastik on his chest. And he's like, He's just trying to, he's not a Nazi. He's just trying to be the best that Nazis could be. Even the swastika, the design of that image is, it's like a more, it's a, it's a grotesely transformed symbol of a different thing that was actually a good thing. So like it's like it's really hard. Like I understand what you're trying to do badly, mind you, but trying to do. But like, it's hard to like.

There's some people who think, there's some people who view the American flag is very, very. Yeah, a lot of them are related to me probably. But still, you know, it's very, it's different, you know. Because Captain Nazi, the word Nazi in America don't invoke the same reaction from humans, period. Even in Germany. In Germany, you can say America. And they'll be like, eh, Nazi and it'll be like, ooh. Get that out of here right now.

You can't be like, oh, man, I'm Captain Santo Domingo. Oh, I'm Captain fucking Coney. You know, everyone's going to have different reactions. Hell yeah, Captain Coney. Captain Coney picking up young Africans and running away with them, putting them in a truck and running. All right. Let's move on. Let's move on the next question.

The tale of Benaman X-8 guy and the question Patreon highest in the Snark Tank Boys featuring Dante from Domain Christ Series wrote in. Great name. Love it. He wrote in, he says, hello snark tank boys. Long story short, what's a game you adore that other people overwhelmingly despise? or vice versa. Also, Sweene, your take on Middle Gear Rising is straight dog shit. We already went over that.

Wait, wait, do you talk about that? I already spent my piece. A game that a lot of people hit shit on all the time. Something that you adore that is overwhelmingly despised. I can't think of many things that I like that are overwhelmingly despised. Let's say just not, let's let's let's. Maybe Star Wars. People should have Star Wars a lot.

and I have to defend it, but also a lot of people like Star Wars. Well, which one? And, oh, oh, the, oh, the, oh, the prequels. I, I stand by those movies are good. Well, I thought he was talking about games. Did I miss me the question? I mean, we could, we could alter it however we want. Like, if we can't think of anything, then it's not going to be a satisfying answer.

We're just like, no games. We might as well say movies if we think of movies. No, no gays. No, no, what? What? I would, man, what the fuck would I say? You know what? honestly, I know it's not a popular opinion, and it's probably wrong, but I kind of had fun with

Spider-Man 3, the video game. I kind of did. I mean, I don't think it's, I don't think it's as good as Spider-Man 2 because it's not, but... Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids' fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number

that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be tied to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your Podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going

good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting

to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. You could fight the bosses anywhere You know You could bring the Green Goblin Into fucking Grand Central Station Down into the tracks And onto the subway tunnels

And it was like You can do this This is fucking sick Now What that was was them being really lazy And not building boss arenas And they were just like Just fight him outside

Fucking whatever It's less work But it was fun I don't know I had a good time I beat it I thought it was fun It's not a game

I want to play again because I feel like has not aged well probably. I want to play it again. I'd like to play that game again. I had a lot of fun. I would love to play the PS2 or Xbox Spider-Man won Toby McGuire level.

Like the one that was like level to level. I would love to play that again. But there's no real easy way for me to do that. So. Oh, well. I'm trying to think a game that I love that everybody's like, this game is shit. And I'm like, no, it's not.

You know what you're talking about. Can people should have a persona, but it's only like, a small group of people that should on persona, you know, like, you guys sit on persona or make fun of it, but it's like, it's, obviously, I'm just not into that, you know what I mean? It's a super popular game all over the world. I don't like King of Marks anymore. I should on that more than anyone else I know now. Um, I think that's a pretty decent answer because I, I feel like I was, I think I was fooled into liking it because I was like, oh, I like Disney characters. I love the theme song, the dearly beloved thing. I thought it kind of got me into it. And whenever I think about that, I was like, I think I'm a game, fucking, I just, I never want to play that game again. I didn't even finish the second one. And I feel like that's, I feel like it wasn't really a good game overall when I really think about it.

So I think that's like, that shit sucks. But it definitely people were all over its nuts. Yeah, people. Yeah. We were brainwashed. I was brainwashed. I admit it. I was fucking.

I was super. Sora sucks. Sor's little bitch. Um, uh, I don't, I don't know. with any of the other characters in that series,

but SORAS sucked, I didn't like them. You know what? People have had a bit of a a, a bit of a turning point, or a bit of a, of a, of a shift in opinion of Biocococin Infinite where like, when I mentioned I like that game, people are like, that game sucks. And I'm like, that's a good one. I loved, I loved

Biosch Infinite. That's a good one. That's a good answer. I like that. I love that. I love to Bioshock. I abdored that game. Yeah, I thought it was, I thought it was great. It wasn't, it wasn't the original, it wasn't the original Bioshock, which I guess I understand if you were looking for that exact thing again. I think, honestly, genuinely, the reason why I liked that game

and didn't have a problem with it as much as other people did is because I skipped Bioshock 2. Like, I didn't play Bioshock 2 at all because I was like, I don't want to see more of the underwater, really. Like, I feel like I got as much as I could possibly get out of it. Yeah. And I think because Bioshock 2 exists, people got the assumption that, oh, Bioshock is a series,

about bioshock it's a horror series about underwater city place but because like for me bioshop never established itself as like a series it was only one game

and so the next game was it was almost like Final Fantasy where like as long as it was a first person game it could have been whatever the fuck it wanted to be I think I liked it a lot more than people who were like this isn't fucking underwater

although they had the underwater DLC and it was fucking awesome. Yeah, it was. I'm gonna be, I guess it's like kind of controversial because I just, I've never spoken out and say that, that I'm like, I personally, I personally enjoyed Bioshock Infinite more than the original one. I enjoyed it, but I really, I really like Booker, I love Booker to it. Yeah.

I like the companionship of him and, what was it, Elizabeth? I got a good name. Yeah, yeah, Elizabeth, yeah. Yeah, Elizabeth. I love the setting Columbus looked fucking awesome. I love the racist undertones. I love the Patriot, like the, like, I loved the, I loved, I had so much fun with it. And then I kind of already saw what was coming with the ending.

That was the only thing where I'm like, I know where this is headed. Like, I know who Comstock is. Like, what the full? Let's be real. That was the only thing that was like, it was still cool. I still enjoyed it. But I, I enjoyed it more than, I thought, I don't, I don't know why. I can't tell you exactly why, but I think that's fair.

I, I think I like play. playing Bioshock Infinite more than I like playing the original Bioshock. Okay. I do like the aesthetic of the original Bioshock a lot. The underwater, like, dreary fucking... And, like, the water looks great in that game. I like, I like, I like, I like, infinite aesthetic more. I like that.

I actually like Infinite Aesthetic more. No, I think, I think they're both really fantastic, but I think what's special about Bioshock is that it's really going for a horror thing, and it's like, that game nails lighting really well for a game of that time. Like, I still think that game's... Even if you play the original PC, version of that game, I still think it looks fucking great. And just like those, those moments, those specific, there are like specific moments in that game,

like, like when the shotgun, when you introduce the shotgun, and it's like there's a, there's a spotlight over it. And it's just in this dark room and then you pick it up. And then the lights go out and then you just hear people fucking, uh, you just hear people fucking, uh, scraping around the area. And then the light goes on and then they're coming at you from, from the dark. That shit's fucking cool. When you first get the gun and you're like, you're creeping up on that lady who's talking to

the. baby in the carriage and the shadow is on the wall and it's like the presentation of that game is fucking fantastic and the twist in that game stuck with me way more than Bioshock Infinite's did. I thought the twist in Bioshock was fucking is

fucking excellence. But Bioschronk Infinite with those fucking those like George Washington like steampunk the Patriots? The fucking awesome. It is, Bioschronic Infinity was very very captivating and I think it's a game that I don't know for some reason people appreciate less

now, but I fucking loved it. I still love it. I beat that game a lot. Like, I played through that entire game over 10 times because I just adored playing through it. And the vigors and like the sky hook and the sky hook. I love the sky hook. That was my shit, dude. I love breaking people's necks with the

fucking sky hook. It's so fucking funny. You do that fucking twist. It's brutally, you just snap people's neck open with the fucking skyhook. I love oh my God. I like, I like infinite a lot. I think one is better because playing one is so cool. The whole fucking wrench, lightning bolt and wrench combination of

Bioshock 1. It's very iconic. It's such an iconic thing to me. Like I, it got to the point that that's just how I faced problems in that game. I'd even take out weapons. I was like, yeah, and the fucking, and and the fucking I don't know what you're doing

down, what you're doing down there, but you better come with me. Grab that short wave radio. The fucking the Irish Atlas. Yes. Like that voice performance is so fucking good. And then Frank Fontaine and just like the, the mobster tones. It's very cool. But Infinite had the same thing. I think the thing is, like, Infinite was

way more linear, which I think people were like upset about. Like, you couldn't really, like, go back and forth in the same way. Sure. That wasn't really what was known for the shock games. Like, system shock before it was, like, very, very open. And I get that. But Biostrack Infinite, as a single player FPS, is fucking

awesome. And it's like one of the best ones that exists, in my opinion. And if you're going to play that game with that understanding in mind that you're running through like a story and you're running through you know a linear game which i feel like nowadays is kind of refreshing with all the open world shit i think you i think there's a lot to appreciate in bifference infinite and i'm i'm kind of sad that people have kind of stopped liking it yeah i was definitely confused i was confused when i saw people complaining about i was like what the fuck i'm joined the fuck i guess i felt

the same way about gears five too that that was something else too yeah yeah that was an another one where it's like, years five is kind of dope, honestly. I had a lot of fun playing it, and then I saw the steam reviews. I was like, what? I was like, yeah. I guess I'm out of touch. Yeah. But, uh, fucking, oh yeah, and the fucking the songs, like the old versions of the

because that guy was like stealing like future, uh, songs through those like tears in space. So you heard like these old like 1940s, 1930s renditions of like beastie boys and shit. Dude. Such a fucking cool vibe. I've always wanted to do that. I want to do. I wish I could fucking. fucking steal shit.

From the future. I made this. This was me, bitch. God. What a good fucking game. All right. What is this? James Passmore wrote.

He says, Hey, two bastards and only child by force. Geez. Calm down, bro. Fucking, all right. Hey two bastards. What's a skill in life? Do you think every, wait, what?

How dare you talk to me like that? Let's take a moment. Don't fucking, yo, James Passmore. If I met you in person, you'd be in danger. Don't talk to me like that. It's fucking asshole.

Piece of shit. A shirt. What's a skill you think everyone should at least know a little bit? My answer is cooking because it gets, it's getting ridiculous. Seeing people constantly pay

for overpriced food made by someone else when they could have prepared them themselves. Cooking's probably like a good answer for that, honestly. I don't know. Technically the best answer,

but it ain't funny. Yeah, it ain't funny. Definitely fighting answer. Definitely fighting. Everybody should know how to fight. Pulling out. Pulling out. Pulling out.

Oh, pulling out. Just go. I mean. That's a good skill. Pulling out is so important. I know so many people who like I, who might, man, who really like, people I don't like who might not be here if people were just better at that. So, you know, fighting. I think that's.

You got on how to fight. Yeah. It's not hard to fight, though. You just punch someone. It is. It's hard to, because people can't take hits, man. A lot of people can't. I know I can't anymore take a hit.

I definitely can't take hit anymore. When I was younger, I was probably more durable. Wide. You're widest hits ever. That's my guard. It's like, I'm not afraid. Come on, man. You knock everybody out at one hit, though.

You knock every... They die. He punched somebody, and then you punch somebody so quick like that with that stance, and their face is on your fist still when you pull it back. That fucking power. What's the guy that beat Israel Adasanya? That guy that, like, just wasn't taking damage from Israel hitting him. I forgot his name.

The one fight he lost when he went to fucking, he tried to go to light heavyweight. I forgot his name. Oh, oh, when he, uh, Jan Blahovich. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, you knock him out, even though that guy, like, I've never seen someone not take damage like him in a fight before. Yeah, it's, it was a stupid thing to do.

He said it was a side quest, and I'm like, it was a side quest, but, uh, you're not going to, he, is he fucking he's too small? Like, fucking, oh yeah, sure, you're supposed to cut weight to 205, but then the next day, Jan blows up to like 220 or 230. So what made it crazy is that like, Stupid. Izzy really, really wasn't fighting some guy in his weight class. Like, Yon is a wall. And Izzy is a twig.

And I was like, Israel probably had to work to get to that, like weight. Like, really like. Well, he didn't even, he, he waited, I think probably, I remember. got what it was. It was still, he was still basically a middle way. He didn't like fucking like way in like, uh, he was definitely under 200 pounds. And so he didn't, Yon had a good 20 something pounds over him. So when he just laid on him, it was he couldn't get up. Even even like the laying on him, like he just, he wasn't taking damage like, because he didn't have to fucking do anything. Israel can hit people and hurt like Israel could knock me out. He could knock you out. Oh, of course.

thing is that Jan wasn't getting hurt by his hits. It was like saying immune. It was like, oh. Oh, yeah. Look, there's levels to this shit. We all know this, man. We all know there's levels of this shit. And he was feeling a little bit too good.

And it's like Israel Adasanias fights at his natural weight. He doesn't, you know, and everybody else. He's in a different league. He's in a different league at his weight. Everybody else fucking, yeah, everybody else fights like at their lower weight, right? Their natural standing weight is usually like 15, 20 pounds over what the weight class that they actually fight at. So, Izzy, trying to go up to light heavy weight, actually being a natural middleweight was stupid as fuck. But fighting is a good answer.

Fighters a good answer. I would say at the very least, uh, jiu-jitsu would be awesome for people to know. Because fights go to the ground. So see, that was my answer. Everybody's not a suck dick. You took my answer. Everybody should know how to suck it. Just you should, you never know when it would come in handy.

You might be fucking some dude kidnapsing the F-150 And you might be able to fucking give that good knob And all of a sudden he lets you go Now look boy I want to take you to a shed And if you don't properly satisfy me You're gonna die But if you start sucking and blowing me

Like a tornado in a rust belt You'll survive I'll let you go home I'll even let you drive the F150 Let you try You better get your hands in That's the commercial Get your hands in that motion, bro.

And emotion, and you start fucking whistling on his fucking mushroom tip until he frees you, bro. All right. Final question, final question. Final question, then we can all get in that 4-0.15 drive home. Let's go. The wizard came from the moon. Nice. Road in.

He says, what's up alt-right Nazis? I, like many others, have recently been enjoying Horizon Forbidden West. And while playing, the question came to my mind, and I can't seem to come up with an answer. If someone in that world... Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas,

talked about how parents can help manage their kids' fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. and you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever.

Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. We're just somehow managed to have sexual intercourse with one of those machines. Is that bestiality? All right. This is kind of a good question. Because they're a robot. animals.

Okay, quick question. But are they just robots, though? I haven't, I haven't dabbled in that game. If you're a robot person, are you a person? If you're a robot person, or you're a person?

No, you're a robot that looks like a person. Right. So you're still a robot. That's a dumb question. Otherwise, because if you killed, if you killed a robot, would it be fucking,

would it be murder or manslaughter? So let me ask you this. But let me ask you this. All right. This is where the line is going to get blurry a little bit. Okay. somebody, because robots are just robots, is it, let's say somebody you have person A, and person A has a sex robot. It's just a person, it's just a robot person with a fleshlight in it.

Then you have person B. You have perfection. You have a person B who has a robot dog with a flashlight in it. Is it worse? It's worse because the, because of the, uh, the, uh, the implications. is why it's worse. Yeah, of what you like. What you like.

It's not exactly. But it's not materialistically worse. It's not technically. It's not worse. It's just the implicate. I totally agree with that. The implication makes it worse. You know, like if I.

It's like those freaks. You know those freaks that say, oh, it's not a CP. It's a drawing. It's a drawing. It's not weird. She's a thousand in canon. It's like, yeah, but she looks like a seven-year-old, bro. You gotta chill.

Or like for me, like I have friends that do this and I personally still don't agree with it. Like they take anime characters that are objectively children and like, oh, age them up and then draw them sexy like.

It's like, it's still weird where it's like, that's strange, bro son. Well, it's more of like, why are you doing that? We've never seen,

we've never seen legal age Misty. Why are you drawing her with her pussy open? That's weird. It's, Do your own art, get your bag. I actually don't know how I feel about the Misty thing, actually. You see? I don't think, there's go.

It's just, I just, I just asking why. Because what I'm saying is, like, is when we were kids, I'm sure we all had crushes on these people, right? Oh, yeah. Like,

or like, to, to, like, to, to, like, to, to, to, to, to, like, it stands to reason that at some point in your head, they might grow up. In your head. It's weird to draw, it's weird to draw child Misty.

Yes. No, child mischief is fucked. Let me, let me tell you something. As a kid, I remember my homie, he drew Nurse Joy, or is it, is it Joy? Or Jenny? Or Officer Jenny? Yeah, yeah.

He drew both of them and they were like naked with their pussies out and stuff. And I'm like, that's awesome. Even as little dumbass kids, we preferred, because these women, they had the tits and stuff. Like, Missy was. That I want to conquer. Yes. Yes. Oh, my God.

Jesus Christ. Conquer. It's just like it's like one of those things I'm not getting excited about that I'm getting It's like it's one of the things where I'm like why do you want the stick figure motherfucker That ain't gonna do nothing what is that how does what does that do for you? That's weird for me like I saw Tifa it is weird as a kid I saw Tifa and I was like oh Tifa has Tifa's hot erif is doesn't have pits I want I remember feeling that way about Laura Croft and I wouldn't fuck Eric

I remember feeling that way about I remember feeling that way about Laura Croft in the original PS1 2-ranger games even though she was literally like a bunch of triangles. Yeah, it was like triangle tidies. I'm like, uh-huh. That's more than enough for me. It's funny how that I thought that shit looked hot and then now you look back at it. You're like, how? Do you think because of quality of things becoming better, our eyesight gets worse so we're able to, like, because I swear to God, Laura Croft looked like a person when I was a kid.

I totally understand what you were saying, though. Like I swear that was a person. Like I swear not I look back at it now I'm like what am I looking at? Your vision's not getting worse I understand what you're saying Or my perception is getting worse Perception is no look at it's just funny

You're not getting better No well She's not she's not hot no more Why she not hot no more? Because I understand what you're saying Why did we not see it as looking like dog shit Like how it actually was Because that was the best we had

No but we have people to compare to Right but we didn't have video game people to compare to you. No, I understand that. But why? No, no, let's, because look it. We can do this now. Right now, we'll look at a person and be like, and then look at, say, the latest thing that just came out on the video game would be like, oh, that's pretty close. How

come, and I'm speaking for myself, how come me looking at fucking Chun Lee or some shit and some bullshit and thinking like, oh, that looks pretty, or let's just stick on Laura Croft. I'm looking at Laura Croft in PS1 and then thinking that, yeah, that looks like a person to me.

Like why did I do that? You're misremembering. You're misremembering. You're not thinking that looks like a person. No, I remember thinking it looked like a person. I don't think you. I would be surprised if that was, because I remember feeling that way. I remember feeling like Laura Croft was hot,

but I specifically remember thinking, like using my imagination to like fill out who she would be, like as a person. Like I never like thought that she herself was hot. I just thought like the implication of the shape. was like attractive. I just remember. Look, I remember this. I don't forget playing Tekken 5.

I played Tech and five and I thought that was the, the graphics were as, I couldn't believe how good it looked. And I looked at Tekken 5 a few years ago and I was like, what the fuck? What the fuck? I remember it looking, I remember the glass like blowing and like, I don't remember anything looking triangular and like, I remember playing bloody roar and thinking like, oh, this looks pretty fucking good. And I'm like, now it looks like goddamn garbage.

I just think that's hilarious though. Like I know there's a scientific explanation for it, but I still just find it funny that like I remember that shit looking like. So caliber two. Ivy was the baddest bitch I'd ever conceptual. Like I couldn't conceptualize a hotter woman. And I look back. Like my brain was like, all right, Kingston, people can't be hotter than this.

This is the mountain top. All right. You got to cherish this image. And I went back and I looked at it again. And I was so dismal. I was like, I was like, I was going to be a goblin. I must have been a feral creature. Let me tell you something.

I guess our brains. Let me tell you something right now. Let me tell you something right now. I'm looking at footage of Soul Caliper 2, Ivy. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh,

Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling. feeling well I need to lay down and you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be tied to give them a medication for a fever.

Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Hot.

Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely hot. I mean, she's probably still bad, bitch. But she doesn't look as smooth as, you remember. She looks like, I don't, she, she looks like a, definitely of that time, but like, I, this is enough for my brain to work with for sure, man. Look, look at that. This is all the, look at that. That's all, that's all the detail I need.

Oh no, I'm not wrong. I was right. But her titties were so big for no reason. And they were jumping. They were jumping. They were big for a reason, Kingston. It's because we like that. People like that turns out. Big titties. Yeah, Ivy was, Ivy was, Ivey was dope. man and they fucking they they did a good job with ivy i mean you got to give it to you got to your niggas savantas man that guy's got good jeez he got those fucking jeez man that pirate asshole ivy ivy was the reason i wanted this game bro dude like a million percent i remember playing in a friend's house and thinking like i got to buy this i i don't know what i feel right now i got to go i know i might have this but but i

want this at my disposal as often as I could possibly have it. You want her to whip you with their fucking, fucking whip sword shit? Dude, it's canon. It's canon. Her tits are so big that she can throw kicks extremely fast because her tits pull her down. But she can roundhouse kick you faster than it's supposed to be scientifically possible, though.

That is insane. Shout out to Ivy and shout out to Ivy's take. bro. Shout out to Ivy's tits. I think I think that should be a thumbnail just put Ivy's tits on the thumbnail. Yeah, absolutely.

We'll have Ivy up there. Let's go. Shout out to Ivy's just called shout out to Ivy. Shout out to Ivy. That's a great, there you go. That's the name of the episode. Shout out to Ivy.

Not descriptive at all. Yeah, we talked about so many other things. You know what? You know what? We'll have the description be shout out to Ivy as well. All right, I'll do that. That's it. That's it.

I went uploaded on the Patreon. I'm like, shout out to Ivy. Let's fucking go. Just gas-lice the shit out of people. No, you know, you don't be like, you know, it should be welcome to the Star, well, new episode, in this new episode of the Star Tank podcast, we shout out Ivy. That's it. That's all I want.

Shout out Ivy. I got you. Easy. Done. Yeah. Yeah, put the ellipsis in there. Put the pause. Oh, my God.

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