The Snark Tank - #106: Will Smith KILLED!!! a Man

Episode Date: April 11, 2022

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I got the shit kicked out of me by... I got the shit kicked out of me by... Not even Will Smith. It was Jada. Oh, yeah, yeah. Jada killed. Jada broke into my house and gave me COVID. Yeah. So, apologies. We're going to be going along today.

And we've got a lot to cover. I know, I know at this point, it's a pretty old news. But I don't know if you guys saw the Oscars. Coda won best picture. Crazy. What? That movie did have. Exactly.

I love that, like, by the way, like, I had no idea the Oscars were even happening until that clip. Same thing with the Grammys, by the way. The day after the Grammys happened, I was like, somebody was like, somebody, I think I saw a tweet that was like, Louis C.K. won a Grammy? And I was like, what? When was this? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I pay attention to the Grammys a little bit, slightly.

I don't even a little bit. That's the only thing I pay attention to. I just see people complaining about it. That's how I find out about it. John Baptiste won a Grammy, so I was very happy. Other than that, I didn't care. I was like, oh, Baptiste won. Tyler won best hip hop album.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, people. Didn't deserve it. But, you know, he got it. I'm happy he has a second Grammy, you know, do you think, Tyler? I'm a real big fan of him. Who was better than, who had a better hip-hop album than Tyler the creator? Nas, fucking Jay Cole.

Billy Eilish Yeah, definitely Nas J. Cole, Benny the butcher Conway of the Machine No, not Conway, uh God, no, Conway the Machine, no, not Cause that's, how are you struggling to make up more more people, more fake people?

What's like gun? Yeah, um, these aren't real people you're saying. You said, nah's not a real person. You just tell me, not real. Nause? What the fuck is that? Nause?

I'm a little Nause. I'm a little Naz X, right? Yeah, a little Nas X. I know that guy. Eric, you're about to become not black if you keep sulking. I told you. Told you long ago on the road.

That's a classic. Then you just turned into an Asian man all of a sudden because you're saying that. From his album, Queermatic. It was a queermatic. Anyway, I didn't see the grannies. I don't think any of us really paid. I mean, Sweeney does. He watches the grandma's for some reason.

I only got one dick, one dream. I only got one dick, one puss. Big cock, no seaman. Big cock, no semen. About the busing his bitch face like my dad did. All I got is one dick, one dick. One dick. Classic, classic Nause.

Classic Lil Naz-Ix on his, is critically acclaimed queermatic. Queer Maddick. So fucking stupid. I love that so much. Is gaymatic and then he came back in me still gaymatic. Still gaymatic. So that was like, okay. Did Will Smith win a Grammy?

Yeah. He has like seven, I think. For dopest, for dopeest. Doppest beats or whatever. Yeah. Dope is a few. I think he has the first hip-hop Grammy of all time, actually. Does he?

Will Smith? Yeah. I think he has the first. For Wild Wild West? If that's true, that's really sad. How was that really sad? Because there's no one, but 10-year-olds liked fucking Will Smith's hip-hop.

Will Smith, bro, Wilson's music was clean. It was fresh. People liked it. Outside of 10-year-olds, no one liked that shit. That's not true. People were part to summertime.

People party to summertime. People party to summer. Summertime doesn't fucking count. That's, that's, no, what I mean, it doesn't count. That wasn't a part of his big Willie style fucking getting jiggy with it era. Summertime was an old school classic. Yeah, I think, I think it is. That's when he won it.

I think it's what it's going to matter when he won it. Oh, you think you think you want it with Dezay Jazzy Jeff. Yeah, that's when he won it. That's not a real person, Kingsen. That's a character on the show, dumbass. I hate you guys. I hate you. I hate talking to you guys about anything I care about.

I just head. Listen. See, look, we're just talking about Will Smith in his clean, you know, the era I'm talking about where he just started ripping off everybody's shit. We're talking about movie era Will Smith. I'm talking about Will Smith. Like when he was with, that happened with DJ Jazzy Jeff and he was the fresh prince. When he did the rapping on the giant spider tank? He used the, that was, he was the first,

yeah, the pop Grammy of all time. Just look it up. Was DJ Johnny Jeff and a fresh prince, the duo. That's when they got the first one. And that's when he fucking, uh, stopped. Back in 1989, DJ, Jizzy Jeff. Look, nobody, nobody cares about Will Smith's music career at all. So, I mean, I do a little bit.

I mean, not, not really. The reason we're talking about is obviously, because he, he slapped Chris Rock in the face at the Oscars. I was talking about, everybody's talked about it by this, at this point. We've talked about it. on stream and I made a video kind of about it. So my thoughts are kind of covered.

So look, we don't have to go over the rigmarole because everybody's talked about it. But what we can talk about specifically is like the aftermath of this. Because I feel like it's a little bizarre. Say what? A little weird. Because everybody,

he's like, did you see by the way that news, that, uh, that headline that's going around about Jada Pickett Smith? He's like, I didn't, I don't need anybody to, to defend me. I'm not a woman who needs protecting. And it's like, Jesus Christ, this dude can't win at all, bro. She, she's abusive, bro. She is abusive. No one wants to talk about how she fucking took advantage of a fucking, of her, of her, of her, of her son's friend. that was fucking trying to be rehabilitated. And then she just fucking, you know, bang the shit out of them. Now, look, from his perspective, he may be like, that's great.

But then when you think about the, when we think about dynamics and stuff, we always say this is wrong. Oh, yeah. Obviously, fucking not, that's not what you should be doing. That's not what you be doing. But like, I don't know. It's just like, you know, you can spend as much as you want and saying like, oh, you know, a 16 year old would love to bang their hot teacher, but you already know what's

fucking wrong. Yeah. Yeah, you're not charred later. he's a grown he's a grown man August is a grown man now it's not about no he's not about the age in the scenario wasn't he like

wasn't he like seven years old or something whoa whoa whoa chill August is a grown man and we don't know the rich if they had exactly and he agreed you could you could look I've been down the dumps I've literally went to other girls house to cry about

girls and if I didn't want to fuck them I'm not fucking them that's it He, she came on to him. He said, it's pretty simple most of the time. The world would be a lot easier if it was just that simple. Most of the time, it's pretty simple. But the world was as simple as your fucking mind, it would be great. Derek, most of the time, not every time.

I'm not saying every time it's as simple as just, just be like, no. It's not simple, even though it should fucking be. It's not simple. It's not simple. There's, like, even people like, that's my fucking point. It's not simple. even though it should be. It's a very simple concept of, hey, don't do that shit. But then you have motherfuckers like, even you, like, but.

Yeah, I know what's wrong. Butt. And I'm like, oh, well, oh, no, I, it's wrong. You put some butts in there. You're putting some butts in there. It's wrong. He put his hands on somebody for no reason. I agree with that.

I feel bad for Will because this is not, this is not someone that's okay. No one, no one that's fine is going to do that. I'm not just going to get up in a middle of class and throw my desk at a teacher if I'm fine, you know? See, that's different. No, it's not. It's the same kind of thing. People don't act out for no reason,

dude. But it's, but I think, I think universally, like, okay, okay, maybe that's not true. I was going to say, I'm at the age where I'm starting to feel bad for teachers, but when I was younger, yeah, no matter what, that show was always funny.

It's funny. It's funny. It's always funny. It's never, someone doing some fuck shit in class is always funny. Till this day now, I look back that shit that happened in class when I wasn't like high school and I laughed my ass off about it. I still feel bad for the teachers. All they do it is trying to work, you know?

They're literally trying to work. It's pretty much like it's just daycare for older kids that are probably worse than the kids that are at daycare. That's all school is really. Yeah, yeah. And then they get paid like the other. And they get paid probably less than the people like the daycare do. So, you know, it's unfortunate. But like, you know, like, we'll, we'll did some fuck shit because he's clearly hurt.

no matter when he tries to defend himself, he gets insulted. Did you see? Did you see that? If he didn't say anything, he would have got insulted too, though. No, no, no, no, I don't think so. He would have got, he would have got made fun of.

Not to the same degree, not to the same degree. Absolutely. Absolutely. You're right. Yeah. You're right. 100% you're right.

It's in the same way. It's in the same way that like, well, if you drove, if you drove your car really fast without your seatbelt, you're still, you're still probably going to die one day. It's like, yeah, sure. But like, I mean, you're clearly, you're clearly, it is. It is. If he-

Will stock has been on decline For a while, Chris No, but if he just ignored it It wouldn't even be a fraction It wouldn't even be a fraction of the people making fun You're right It would have been way less It would have been minus minimized

Like by fucking 90% Yeah, I agree with you on that But it still would have been people Be like, huh, Will Smith a cuck Chris Rock made fun of his bald ass wife His ball-headed wife Nah, dude Nothing would have happened at all

You're crazy Y'all is crazy Here's why that's not true crazy. Okay, go ahead and then I'm gonna follow you after. Keep that thought, whatever you got. Here's why that would not have happened. Because the only reason people are even paying attention

to the Oscars in the first place is because Will Smith slapped Chris Rock. That is the only reason people were paying attention to it all. That's the only reason it broke into the fucking Twitter sphere of the first place. No one would have no one would have even known that that happened.

People, it wouldn't have been to the same degree by any cubic measurement. It wouldn't have you're right if somebody has a Twitter account that's if somebody has an at on Twitter that's like I hate Will Smith no matter what he does yeah probably that guy would have probably made fun of him I agree I agree there would have been way less of a reaction infinitely like a huge like an immense amount dude when has anybody reacted about anything else people would have been like yo Will Smith again Will Smith at the Oscars got called a cuck by Chris Rock and Chris Rock would have made that joke Will would have laughed it off like he probably was halfway going to and then it would have been been like, hey, Will Smith, still a cuck, August, fuck this wife, fucking loser. The Fresh Prince of Bell Air Show sucks, which it actually really doesn't. That show's great. I can't believe I'm saying that because I watched the first two episodes and I was like, whoa, this is pretty good.

Oh, the new one, the reboot or whatever? Yeah, it's actually pretty good. It's a whole different angle on the series. And I think like it's worth giving it a shot. But at the same time, it's like, I know people would dislike it because it's already, it's already not what people want it to be anymore. It's a remake that's not a remake, but people can. complain about things being exact remakes, but then when things are taking different turns and

stories, people are like, but it's not an exact remake. Just make it, just make a new show. Just make a new show. Don't make the fucking fresh prince of, is this, is this a series of like, it's, it's too late. It wasn't, no one's, look, we were going to complain about it no matter why. It's like Hala. We're getting off time. What were you going to say, Derek? Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health,

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No, I was just backing up your shit with that nobody, like people get roasted at the Oscars all the time or award shows. I mean, Ricky Jervais, like last year at the Golden Gloves was probably one of the hardest anybody's gone on a award show at a while. And all they did was talk about like, oh, that was cool. That was awesome. And there's no fucking issues. Everybody just sat there and took the jokes except for,

and Will Smith, if you would have just sat there and kept laughing like he did at first, like he did initially, nobody would have been, I wouldn't have known anything about the Oscars. I wouldn't have known that he even wanted to fucking Oscar. I wouldn't have known anything about this shit. He was calling people like predators and they were like, ha ha ha, we are. We are. Yes. So what?

So what British, man? We're richer than you. You can call me whatever you want. I can buy you. Actually, actually, Rick Jervais is pretty loaded. I mean, he went hard in the, he went hard in the paint for people to forget in the day and them to continue doing what

they're doing. It was just like, damn. Doesn't Ricky Jervais own the office? I'm pretty sure that's true. I think he just, I think he was just in the British version of it. No, he created the office. Really? Yeah, I have no idea.

I don't, I don't give a shit. He could probably, I don't care. I mean, Ricky Jervis created the, the, the UK office. I don't know how the American one works, but I assume. I mean, he probably has rights to it at some, or he's getting some sort of back end. Yeah. You know, it's always smart to do that, man.

It was a bunch of proofs. That's why, like, I like that one because I was like, yeah, these people should hear about the fuck shit they're, they're probably participating in. But like everyone's face was- freaking out about this dumb bullshit. Everybody's face was so like. The softest fucking joke that people were actually

pretending that they were offended on her behalf. And this was the worst part. This is the worst part. Nobody. And when I say nobody, of course, there's a handful of people that knew about her alopecia. But when I say nobody, I mean the general public. Nobody fucking knew about this. But everybody acted like they did.

Because all of their statements were, oh, he shouldn't have done that. Oh, I would never. I'm like, what the fuck do you mean? He didn't fucking do it. He made a dumb, bald joke about a shaved head. Not a fucking, not alopecia. He made a stupid joke. He had a bad say.

He made a stupid joke. Well, completely overreacted. put his hands on him. Should have got taken out. Even will pretend. Was laughing at it. No, but yeah, then that's what I'm saying. And after retroactively, or he,

when he put out a statement, he's like, I just couldn't stand for someone making fun of my wife's alopecia or whatever he said. I'm like, you know he wasn't doing that. You fucking, like it was retroactively to try to justify his behavior. It's like, oh, yeah.

That's why. That's why I was so angry. He got mad because his wife, his wife got upset. and right but why did she get upset because why do you think she got upset she got upset because he was she felt like she was being insulted you know and i think that's the problem with that family right now no matter what happens with that family everyone has kind of has like a very prying eye on him and that's i that's as far as i believe it was i believe it's just them got up they got upset

because every time the smith family's brought up nowadays it's always some sort of like well jada fucked august or wills a cuck or wills and he didn't even make any type of joke like that though so he don't he didn't he didn't he didn't he didn't So that's what I'm saying Do you think I just want to say I think Just from did you see the clip of him Roasting her at the Oscars in 2016

Which wasn't there It might it might have definitely had to do with that too I think it was definitely that I think it was definitely that Because it was a good It was a good fucking joke Yeah it was because it was like Yeah like her

Her protesting not being there It was like you weren't invited essentially Like it doesn't fucking matter And which is yeah That can be very fucking hurtful Like oh how dare you So the fact that he even said anything to her at all, it didn't matter what joke it would have been.

It probably could have been even something milder. Like, oh, you're wearing a green suit. You look green. Like, he just said that. Like,

he just fucking said that. I think it was that. I think it was the tier of joke that he said, though. It's like, it's not even, I remember hearing the joke and thinking, like, I don't even,

I don't know what G. I don't know what G. I don't know what. Oh, I made the connection right away. I was, G. was a big deal back in the day for, oh my God,

Damy Moore shaved her head. That was like the talk of the town for whatever fucking reason. I'm gonna be real with you. If I've seen a bald-headed woman, I'm not, I'm not going open that can of worms. Why? Because I feel like, I feel like that could just lead to, I'm actually going through extreme chemotherapy. And I'm like, uh-oh, whatever. You gotta bounce off that, you know?

Her hair is buzzed. It's not, it's not like her hair is skin bald, like where you're like, oh, I think she has something going on. Also, the alopecia that she has is, I just wouldn't do it. Barely visible. I just wouldn't do it. That's the thing. I just wouldn't do it. But it's like,

it's happening. Because it's a woman? Because the woman, because people make fun of guys fucking male pattern baldness all the time. I know. And it's not exactly the nice thing to do. But I just, I wouldn't do that.

You know, I wouldn't do it. Most women usually aren't bald. You know, usually for girls bald, there's a reason. Usually more often than not. Usually if you see that it's buzz like that,

it's an aesthetic. More often than not, if it's bald, there's usually a reason. More often than not. I disagree. I disagree. I disagree.

Often or not, I think it's usually It's an aesthetic. Yeah, usually if they're bald, like, I'll just be real, my grandma has an extreme version of alopecia where she barely has any hair. She wears wigs. She's worn wigs for as long as I've been alive. I actually got lucky because this is from my dad's side of the family

because I had alopee... I actually forgot about this until days later that I had alopecia until I was 14. It was a fucking bald spot on the back of my head. I forgot about it. it because it went away I got lucky but my my uncle my grandma especially my grandma such as a woman so she's wear fucking wigs just like most women that have hair issues and they're like ashamed or whatever's going on they wear fucking wigs but then there's women that fuckins buzzed their head

because they're like oh i like it uh like uh that's true rose nami unis in the ufc she just buzzed her hair she's like i don't have to deal with it anymore and i'm like all right cool and i get it you know i understand that i wouldn't touch that joke you know like it's it's still it's not even a big deal of a joke and I can I stand by that it wasn't it wasn't like ha ha you bald bitch you don't got hair you're bald you look like fucking

Rufus you black bald bitch he could have done that you know he could have said that but he didn't black female cayew looking bitch he could have went there but he didn't he just like oh Gia jane I'm second so I'm excited to see it I can't wait to see it I was just like okay

that was a bad joke you have a bad It's a Gen X joke, dude. Yeah, it's a Gen X joke. It's almost a compliment. Like, it's barely even, like, insulting. Like, I would be confused. If I shaved my head as a woman and was compared to G.I. Jane, I would sincerely be confused as to whether or not that was an insult or a compliment.

I just, it's Demi Moore in an action film. Like, I just, I don't, to be offended by it in the first place is crazy. let alone to assault somebody over it. Like that I just don't understand. I think that's why it reinforces that it wasn't about the joke. It was just the fact that she's just salty as fuck at Chris Rock, which understandably, like I would understand why she doesn't like Chris Rock. And then the fact that he said anything at all probably annoyed her.

Because, yeah, the joke was so, but that's the only thing that pissed me off about the situation. The only thing that made me mad was the people that were. like just us they just knew they just they're just fucking psychics and they knew chris walk for sure knew she had alopecia because none of them did when i talk to people about it every single person i talked to it would be like i had no idea even a guy that was like oh it's been out for a while and then he followed up with yeah but i didn't know even though it's been out for a while i'm like dude what the fuck why are you even bringing this shit up yeah because who the fuck pays attention to to every single thing that jada picket smith says she's not like a nothing she doesn't do anything she's just

I know her for some moves she's done back in the day. She banged Tupac and then the entanglement. And that's the only times I paid attention to her. Yeah. Yeah. She's not like a modern. She's not like a modern day a list celebrity, really. Like she's not right.

Really doing it. Will is definitely the fucking the more well-known person of the relationship. I just think things got way out of hand. I feel sorry for Will because I feel sorry for it because of the fact that no one does that. That's okay. obviously. And I feel sorry for Chris because Chris Rock got made full of in front of the people. And the first day I was saying like he should have watched his mouth, you know, obviously. Because the, the nigger blood, the, the ex-Hoodler mentality that I bear with me from growing up where if someone said something about my girlfriend, I'm knocking you to fuck out.

I'm going to wait until you drop your guard. I would have waited until they're backstage. Everybody's giving high fives and I would have punched him or something like that. But like, in all fairness, as an adult man, that's not what you do. Especially a famous adult man and especially the fact that there's two black men on one stage. On live TV. On live TV. In front of tens of millions of millions of millions. In front of tens of thousands of people that then became millions. That then became tens of millions because this happened and trended on Twitter.

Because let's be real. real. Whenever you hear something really fucked happens, as a black man, I'm just like, I hope it wasn't one of us, you know? I'm like, I hope it wasn't one of us. Please, we don't need any more bad publicity, bro. There's more than enough

out there, you know? You got to watch the right type of media, man. Like, say, I've gotten into, like, say, for example, there's this Irish fucker named that chapter and all he does is, like, talk about true crime stuff. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health

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98% of every single case is some pasty cyclone. It's not us. I love it. That shit makes me so happy. Whatever, I can say it to watch true crime with not a smile, but no worries. That is going to be anyone that's, say there's probably any genetic code similar to me.

I can be like, uh, I, I'll be $50 what he looks like. I don't get why you care at all. I care because it's just like, it's just funny. I don't know. I care because it's just like, you know, like, there's so much rap sheet bullshit against us, you know? Like, I just, I feel like. I feel like there's a small part of me, man, that doesn't, like, I, mostly I don't

care what people think of me. But there's a small part of me where that, like, I, like, say next my neighbor where some people were saying, I don't know, he seems a little iffy. There's a part of me that like, that dude watches probably Tucker Carlson or whatever and then, you know, he just has

some thoughts about me just existing and I'm like... And it feels good to prove him wrong, dude. It feels good to prove him wrong. It feels good to like, you know, like when a cop pulls you over at life's registration, he sees like, oh man, you're like a, you're like a freaking ex-marine and all this shit and you're like

yeah, yeah, man. and he still drags you out and beats the shot. He still pulls you out the car, beats you half the death, says you had a gun and kills you dang. I mean, you shouldn't have been driving, though. I should have been driving, yeah. You should have been driving on black, bro. I don't know why you're thinking, bro. Listen, what are you doing, bro?

He's like, I'm going to pull you over for what. And I don't know yet. I'll figure it out halfway through. He checks your car. I actually, pulls your pants down. All right, right. I don't, I actually don't think that Chris Rock got made a fool of it all. You don't think so?

No, I don't think so. I think if you make a joke, if you make a joke and then somebody, like, I was thinking this the whole time, it's like, God damn, I wish. Like, if you're a comedian, you, I feel like you revel in that. I feel like that is a moment that's like, oh my God, how lucky is this, that I got up on stage, I made the tamest joke possible and triggered Will Smith into punching me. And not only that, he didn't even. like he barely moved me and then I immediately like

a fucking champ went back to running the show like a professional and now I've got all of these things to think about I've got all this material that I can I'm suddenly the most famous comedian in the world probably it's like that's kind of crazy that's insane I think you're thinking of it from

not Chris Rock's point of view or like I mean Chris Rock is probably back Of someone who got fucking assaulted, man. Because think of the person at Crick Rock. Like, Chris Rock is not the most famous person, but he's definitely a very famous personality. Now he is. You know? Well, he has been for years.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But now he's one of the most famous comedians. Yeah. And now he's extra most famous. Yeah, but it's just hype that's going to die down after a while. So at the end of the day, at the end of the day, the hype's going to die down. People are going to stop caring about Chris Rock. and they're just going to remember,

oh yeah, that's the guy that got slapped by Will Smith. Yeah, that's the thing. Like, that's, that's his, that's his legacy now.

Like, that would piss me off. I don't think so. Because it, because it is, dude. How the hell do you not think so? I don't think

so. People that have never heard of Chris Rock before, they know him as the guy that got punked out by Will Smith. Literally. Like, absolutely. No,

they know him as the guy that's, he loses shit for no reason. No, that's not what they know of us. That is not what they know as. One, that's not exactly cool.

memes are you seeing memes being shared of oh look at how he kept his cool in his composer no it's supposed to smack to the shit I think that's not what a meme is memes are inherently uncoversely but you understand my put you not understand my point with that's what is immortalized that moment of him getting slapped

yeah that's way especially jen zers that never heard of Chris Rock before they never watch every um everywhere everybody hates Chris they never seen his old stand you know stand up nothing they're gonna be like oh I said I got fucking slap by Will Smith that's him now like that would piss me off from all the decades of work and stuff and all the shit that I have

is fucking, you know, black people versus niggas fucking bit that everyone loves. No, like, fuck that thing. One of the funniest bits ever actually. It has like 9 million hits on YouTube. And you know how much the slap has? A hundred million on one video. Like, it's, he's fucked as far as new.

And it's on Twitter. Yeah, no, if he did that black people versus niggas joke, it still wouldn't get that much traffic. No, I would argue that joke would probably get him canceled now. but uh... maybe

I don't think it wouldn't it's literally the joke that all like a bunch of racists cite when they like explain it's like well I didn't mean he was a black guy just made he was a fucking darned and then they lose their fucking minds and then it's like that's a real

no Kinskinskinsk's turning it to the Confederate flag Kingston I'm not kidding that's a real thing that is a real thing that I've seen cited several times it's like oh look at this joke by Chris Rock by like a bunch of like alt writers he would be canceled to skin it's right it's right it's right It's like, I understand what you're saying.

Prager you probably use such a truth to your statement. But there is no way you can cancel a black man for saying black people versus niggas. No, I don't think you can cancel a black man for doing that. What's your name? I think people will find a way to cancel a black man for emboldening all right people. I think you can easily do that. I think people have done that. Candace Owens are still around, bro.

Yeah, but Candice Owens is funded by conservative. Hi, I'm Dennis Prager Chris Rock would have to have a future Between black people And niggas Black people And Chris Rock would have a future at Prager you And jungle dwelling

Porch robbing Tree climbing Do you think That he should have gotten his Do you think that he should have gotten His award taken away? Apparently No

It didn't get taken away, did it? No, not Yeah, but he just, he just resigned from the academy. He resigned from the academy. What the fuck does that mean, though? That means he can't vote on the best pitcher. You can't. Yeah, he can't.

He can't participate in all that bullshit. And he just did the politician thing, right? Like, he just, all right, I'm just going to resign before anybody else's. He pulled. He doesn't linger on anymore. He did the Nixon thing, right? Yeah, he will the. Yeah, he did what everybody.

I am not a criminal. I'm not a crook. I'm not a crook. I'm not a crook. He leaves on a plane. And it was like, we literally caught you crooking. We caught you crooking. We caught you crooking.

We literally caught you crooking. We caught you mid crook. I don't know, man. I'm out of here. I think it's, I think, because Ezra Miller is also like, because he got all of his flash projects and all of his Justice League of projects got put on hold too because he was like. What from fighting a guy at the bar or something? Yeah, because he was fighting a guy at the bar and people were like, well, if Will Smith, if Will Smith punched a guy on live TV in the middle of the Oscars on a live telecast. Why isn't Ezra Miller being reprimanded for beating up a random person in a bar in the middle of Tijuana where three people saw it?

And it's like, well, that's a good point. Well, first of all, Ezra Miller isn't Will Smith. Yeah, exactly. Can we be honest? People pretending that Ezra Miller is like some childhood icon to millions. Like, nobody knows who the fuck Ezra Miller is. People know who the Flash is, maybe. Yeah, if you're absolutely right about that.

Most people in the world would be like, oh, I didn't even know his name. I didn't know Ezra Miller was the flash at all. I thought Ezra Miller was just like, oh, that's that androgynous looking person who continuously trends for like shoving women downstairs. Hey, man, I didn't know that. She started it, but nonetheless. Is he like that flash speed? Is he like fucking tapping to the speed force?

Did you imagine he's dragging somebody at the speed of feet? He's been doing it so quickly for so many years that this is the first time someone was quick enough to see it. Oh shit, they caught them. They had enough frames in their camera. Like, wait, what was that? What the fuck was that? They had a nine-paid camera.

And they were like, I think I saw someone. Yo, dude, that would suck people with powers. It was just the wrong people. It was just fucked up people that got powers. And then they were just, it's kind of like how a thon was fucking with the flash. Like, essentially like that. Just the biggest piece of the shit just fucking with people. That was what happened, dude, because.

it would be, I think if the whole superpower thing became the B-ray, there would be people that would have good perspectives that would try to do good. There would be people that would try to do that. There would be people that would try to do that. There'd probably be a lot more assholes than good people. Because there are good people. There are people that join the police force genuinely to help people. There are people that go in the military that have like good perspectives, you know. I know you don't believe this because you don't, you don't see anything other than. They try, but then. I think things happen And then they find out Real quick that oh if I need to stay on the forest I need to kill a couple black people There's a quote of this quote is here See that video recently? You got to do it today

You got to do it today of the fucking You see that video trending recently Of the woman who tries to pull the guy off the It's like a woman cop The lady cop And then she that dude chokes him out Chokes her out It's crazy

She like chokes him Or it's her He's I'll deal with you later Get off me And I'm like, yo. It's crazy, bro. That's wild. You can't really be a good cop, I think.

Like, you can try to be. Yeah, you can. You can try to be. You can try. But you're not going to last long, man. You're going to get, you're going to get shot in a urinal or something. Or you're going to be like, you're going to have to be forced to retire. Because you're a rat.

Why would you say that? Do I? I know why I'd say that, but why do you say that? Historically. For the same reason you say it because it's true. What the fuck you're talking about? Because, like, what happened is that if you're a good cop around other cops, you're going to probably get to kill. They're going to kill you probably, you know?

Yeah. It's like being someone in a military being like, yo, maybe you shouldn't, Sergeant, maybe you shouldn't be fucking all the new recruits. And then they don't find your body. You're like, oh, Mr. Jameson went AWOL. Mr. Jamie. Crazyest thing. Crazsche must have put an IED in his latrine. Crazy.

Wild Dude, isn't that what happened to fucking Pat Tillman Didn't happen that dude Where he's like, I'm gonna stop playing football He was that guy that he stopped playing football To go join after 9-11 And then apparently he found out some fuck shit going on

And all of a sudden Oh first he was killed by By the Al Qaeda or whatever And then slowly came out Whoopsie was friendly fire And it was like Okay if they hid this shit okay like you know if it was if it was simply an accident it would have been it was an accident right

but i didn't know about that i didn't know about that because i just i don't i i i i'm going to know about a person who stops playing football because i don't know when they i don't know who right it was right it was i mean nobody gave a shit about him until he i mean football people did right but then he joined the military because he was like oh i just i just feel like it's the right thing to do, I guess. And then people are like, oh, what a patriot, what an American hero. I understand the idea, you know, I get it. I get the idea of, uh, of, you know, wanting to help, you know, and when you're a superpower person, you know, you can help in your own way without you having to be like a part of the police force, you know? That's going to be a whole other

problem that has to be done with eventually. The people with superpowers running around, there's going to be like a extreme degree of prejudice towards them in general because, oh, you have power in a way I can exactly grasp. You have to be bad. I want him. strung up, but like... Are we talking about X-Men? I actually don't... It would happen. It would literally happen exactly like that.

Maybe not to the most comedic degree, actually. My biggest problem with the X-Men is that I don't, I don't find that alternative history believable. What? The only reason, the only reason... Go ahead, go ahead. No, well, the thing is, like, I would see, if people were like genuinely superpowered, I feel like they would be worshipped and treated like gods.

Like, I don't think, I don't think, I don't think... I disagree. People would be too afraid of them not to treat them that way. I don't think you live in a... there's truth to that, but the thing is that such small differences lead to hate, such minor differences lead to hate. Right. Right.

It's minor differences. I don't think it's authentic. I don't think it's people manufacturing that hate for that very reason. They're using it as a weapon. It's like how Colts and everything spring up where somebody has this idea. These people are different. We must do this. We must do that.

But it's not a genuine thing to do. Now, the superpowered people would have to, if they wanted to not have that happen. they would have to kind of be like an entity that is feared. Like they can be worship, like say, like the religions of today, uh, God is feared, but he's also beloved. You know,

it's kind of an oxymoron type of thing. But that's just how it's handled. Right. I'm the shit and they, that's what they have to do. So there would be no challenge of people being like, they're so different. We need to rise up and like,

you're not going to fucking rise up. You're going to be fucking squash, son. Yeah, and then, but I still love you. The idea, the idea of the contrast between,

like heroes where like Spider-Man. People hate Spider-Man. That's one thing. Like some people like him, but other people don't like Spider-Man. And the idea of like the X-Men, you know, someone like Captain America is just like, oh, that's just like a really cool cop.

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Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. You know, like, he's like some really cool cop. He's so nice. He doesn't hide his face. or anything. We already know

who he is and what he looks like. People like the X-Men is like, that's an evolutionary change. So by the nature of what an X-Man is, it kind of means homo sapient's time is kind of up. So I do understand the fear of that. Like, I understand the idea.

I think it'd be a little more widespread, even because the idea, like, a lot of the heroes are open about, not a lot of them are, well, a lot of them are sure open about who they are. They don't hide that I'm this person, you know, Tony Stark is transparent about being Tony Stark Yeah, I don't know I don't know

I feel like I feel like it would be Worship because they'd be like it would almost be like The way that we treat a lot of I don't know like Like beloved athletes almost It's like look at how crazy superior This person is and look at how crazy Like fucking strong and how like peak performance

This person is An athlete's not a super person but I understand It's as close to a super person as you're going to get Right peak peak peak Peak human like a peak human Because there's no way I could see there'd be a way where there's like someone like Superman running around and people just hating him. People would just hate him. Even if he did like objectively constantly date good, only good.

They'd probably be like I fucking hate you because I can't be exactly. But like that would lead to hatred. I mean, how much like I said, it would be a lot. I think of manufactured. It would be like a fucking. There'd be one evangelical asshole. It'd be like some church motherfucker. Like Stryker, like William Stricker.

Like I from the comments. It would literally be like that. That's the whole thing where it's he's manufacturing hate. Like a lot of people don't have any opinion in any way, shape, or form, but then he puts it in their minds that these people are different. They're dangerous. They need to be dealt with him. Like, yeah, you're right because they're like completely retarded, you know.

Because it'd be like, oh, yeah, I can't think for myself. Let's heal some mutants. It's pretty cool. Humans now have some people are going to be born with this gene that makes them inherently better than us. People are going to be like, I don't like, I don't like, oh, Neanderthals were beat out by yes. I don't think that's the original thought. I think that is a thought that is implanted into somebody's head.

Oh, no. I think it would happen is that people are afraid of things that are different in general. That's kind of how it is, you know? And then what happens is that slowly. Not at first. No, no, no. When you're a kid growing up, you're not afraid of different shit. And that's true.

You have to be taught this fear. You have to be taught. You're going to be cautious of it, but you'll also be excited about it at the same time. And it's weird, like, in between places. of like, oh, that's strange, but that's kind of cool. I want to see what that is, you know? I mean, you have to be taught that, man. Just like a kid can literally leave with a stranger.

If they're not taught, if they're not taught how to act and how to behave, a kid will leave with a stranger. The kid would be, hey, man, it's cool. I got this food over here and they'll be like, okay, because the kid, you know, was never taught to, like, don't talk to strangers and shit. You have to be taught these things. We're not, we're not fucking animals with that basic instinct of survival. We're not that at all, man. We don't have to, you have to, you're fucking empty vessel other than just knowing how to fucking eat and. sleep and all that basic bullshit and shit your pants.

I think we do have basic survival instincts. It's just not basic survival instincts. It's just basic survival instincts that don't help us in modern day. What survivances do that we have? In which way? In which way? Well, we know when we hear something fucking loud is shit behind us to fucking immediately pay attention.

We know immediately to be on high alert when something is like not. But that's not really an instinct though. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying is we have basic survival instincts. It's just the world around us isn't natural. So our instincts don't really. help us. Our instincts aren't going to help us. I wouldn't consider that instinct.

Don't talk to strangers. Isn't, that's not, that's not relevant to base like a monkey person. You know, that's not like it has nothing too. Animals, animals fucking run away when you get too too close to them because they don't fucking know anything. Yeah, but not from other animals.

Not from other of the same animal, really. That's because they're fucking, dude, what are you saying? I don't know. No, what are you saying? I've seen dogs. I'm saying your basic survival instincts that have been, they're not strangers.

Like, I don't know what you're saying. The big, what you're saying. Basic survival instincts that have been etched into your brain for thousands upon thousands of years are only that way in the related context of the natural world. It has nothing to do with like the way that modern society is set up and the modern dangers of modern society. We're like, oh, it can't possibly be a basic survival instinct to not leak your address on the internet. You know what I mean? Because that has nothing to do with a base survival instinct because it's so contemporary. Yeah, but I mean, that's not even what we were talking about, so I don't know what you're getting that.

You're talking about basic survival instincts. Yeah, and then now you're talking about other shit that has nothing to do with basic survival instincts. Well, you said people don't have basic survival instincts. Yeah, and the ones, the base, I don't think what you use as an example hearing a loud sound is not a survival instinct. Okay. That is reacting to your ears. But death's in the war zone. That's how long it lasts.

Well, obviously, that's a disability. In a war zone. Go survive. Go survive without sound. Chris, Chris, Chris. No one's saying not having sound. You're fucking, dude, you're fucking straw men like crazy. That's a sense. That's a sense.

What's the fuck are you saying? I'm trying to argue because we're just talking about the X-Men. No, we were. But then we were talking about, yeah, we were talking about something about would that, would, would the irrational fear or, or not liking something that you don't understand, is that a basic instinct? Is that instinctual? And I'm saying, no, it's not.

I'm saying as I saying a human is not like say a lot of animals like like fucking cats or dogs whatever they have all these you know these instincts code into their DNA and we fucking don't we can't you know we can't feel the most animals can just like be around the mother for just a little bit and then the mother fucks off and it's like all right you're on your own I don't know you can't do that video of the the dude dump dumping his baby in the swimming pool well I be oh bothered the fuck out of me bro you can sure it came back up you could you could you could have sure that's not what I'm saying, but what made that video eerie is that everyone was cheering. Everyone was like, yay, yay, and it was this baby underwater twirling like he was in the void. And I was just like, whoa,

that baby might die. Someone please grab that baby. And they're like, yay, good job. Good job, Tanner. And he comes out the water. And it's like, Tanner. And then when he's 26 years old and he like, someone pushes him in the water in a pool too much, he freaks out and shoots up all the school.

Because they're fucking predisposed to being afraid of water. That is what would happen. It's like that those old videos of the people like the priests. Violently dunking their babies like baptizing the babies. Those are crazy, man. They're doing like fucking WWE moves on them and shit. Like it's fucking crazy. I don't know how people just let them do you see it like a priest just slapping the shit out of a baby

You ever see that? What? Yeah. It was like the same it was like the same shit. It was like the like the like yeah open hand and the and the fucking the the parents are right there watching and I'm like see how do you not a just a way hack that guy priest slaps he's like God almost it's fine bro How arrogant do you have to be where you give yourself that title like men give themselves this title like i am i am the missing link to god i am the shit and it's open hand bro open hand slapping a baby and you got to sit there and watch a baby you just watch your baby getting slapped and you're not even like i would immediately attack that guy like what the fuck you just slap my baby dude only i get to do that only i get to slap i i don't uh what do you think about uh capital punishment what's your

thoughts on that? I do not think that it's very there are moments where a quick smack or a quick pop is necessary. I think may be necessary. But I think beating children overall is very unnecessary. I just think that there's a thing that got carried on by parents that. Sorry, I got a little distracted by the

the fucking, it's called Fridge Priest's Assault Baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I'm watching that right now. I love the title of it, though. It's just, you said French priestess? French priest. Yeah, French priest assault baby at Baptist. It's just a great title. Oh, my God.

That is a really fucking fantastic title. I'm having trouble finding, like, the moment where he actually slaps him. French piece of salt. Don't tell me they took it out. No, I think it's in there, but I think it's like, At 50 seconds. Look how he grabbed its neck, bro. Dude, yeah, he's squeezing its fucking head.

He's holding that thing's head like I hold. Like, like, he's at, I think at 28. If you're watching the 50 second video or the 49 second video, it's at 28 seconds in, he just slaps that shit out of that baby. What a fucking ghoul, man. Everybody, like, everybody's demeanor changes. Look at the dad.

The dad's like, yo, is I'm supposed to, am I supposed to allow this? Yeah, it's like, do I, do I beat an elder or do I protect, like, what do I do here? You could tell, like, he's such a, like, the dad is such a man. God that he, and he's like, he knows, like, he, he's going against every instinct he has to just, just choke this dude out. Yeah. This old bitch. This is my religion. I don't want to go to hell.

My fucking. Dude, he was grabbed, at first he was grabbing it. You ever seen like an abusive boyfriend, right? Due to a girl, like, just grab their fucking face like that and shit. And you warn me like, you fucking bitch, you better fucking stop right now. You better fucking stop. I'm gonna fucking stop. I weren't fucking public, right, bitch?

I'm fucking doing it when I get home. A fucking better and sweetie. Fucking push her back. Fucking shove her back. You don't use a lot of power. You just use the forearm. You know, fucking shove her away. Fuck out of you, bitch.

sometimes I don't know about physical sometimes you just got to yell at them though I mean I don't be sometimes you gotta sometimes you gotta you gotta like force like use the force you know you gotta like you gotta you gotta use your thum yeah you gotta

man sometimes you gotta your thum you gotta use the thum force look all I'm saying is that I'm very big and my girlfriend's not very big and every time I've

like four two right or something he's not four to Chris you know her You Chris, while Derek, you know her. You've met her more than once. She's not four, two. She's like, three, seven, I can't remember. She's like, she's like five feet tall. She's, she's, however tall Sweeney imagines her to be.

Wow, real funny. But, uh, hey-oh, y'all. Zinger, zinger, dinger, but, um. Keep my wife's name. That should be, ow. That should be the fucking name of the episode. Keep my. an ass

so dumb keep just a really fucking pixelated pixelated picture of Wilson pixelated to the point it's out it's to the point remember that video we saw

that little kid that gets kicked and he simultaneously becomes every race at one point I love that video I'm sad that I can't find it anymore I gotta get in the habit of downloading I've sent it to you more than once

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but like, do you have it downloaded? What would you think you would have to? There's no way you're going to search. There's no way, like, I wouldn't even know where to begin. I don't know what the sound effect is. He said there was a kid getting kicked? It's like a, it's this, it's. The kid gets kicked and he makes this sound that's like unbelievable almost.

It's an edit. It's like a really pixelated video of this woman kicking a child in the hip. And it's like really, really, and then it zooms in on the, his, his hip like, moves independently of his body, he falls down, and then it frees frames, and then it zooms into his face, and he looks like a fucking axolotl when it gets really close up to it. And it's making this really high-pitched, like, squeak sound. You're not going to find... I've searched endlessly for this fucking thing. An axolotel.

I've never... And the thing is, it's like, it's not a meme either. It's like, it's not something that I've seen multiple times. It's something that I've seen once, exactly, and it cracked me up for months, and then they took it down and it made me sad. It's like it's it's like the video. It's like that video that me and you have that we can't talk about out loud. That one amazing video that we can't talk about, but it's the funniest thing ever.

Well, let's not talk about it on the show then because of the, or the, uh, anyway, let's move on to, uh, video with the guy with the guy with the grenade. The video the guy pulling out the grenade in the middle of the fucking bar fight is insane. It's so funny because it's just your last. resort. He got hit and he like, I bet he had a gun too. If you have a grenade, you might have a gun as well. And he thought, all right, I'm going to show

them something. And he dug in his pocket. Imagine, and everybody ran. Imagine for a moment, a hypothetical world where guns weren't legal. You could not have guns. You could not have knives.

But grenades were fine. And you had people you have grenades for home defense. and that's all you have. That is so, that is such a dumb society. Like who would make that up? The geometric trick shot who would be doing grenades would be wild. Oh yeah, you'd have like throwing classes and like ways to bank things around hallways.

Like that would be like a skill that would be a skill everybody has. It'd be wild, bro. It'd be insane. Everyone would just be wearing fucking armor. Like it would be like it had like they'd be wearing. like shit that like could take the shrapnel. Like they wouldn't fuck it. You know what's crazy?

Why do people have bulletproof vests but not masks? I was like, why don't, let me just get shot in the face. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back.

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I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Well, the idea is, no, the idea, it's very hard to shoot people in the face when they're moving. It's hard.

That's literally the only, It's very hard to shoot somebody in the face while they're moving If you're trying to shoot them in the face While they're moving on purpose If you're gonna do it by mistake probably It's very easy to do it by mistake probably I wouldn't say that I mean

We've all we've all been shooting here right Everyone here has been shooting before right Yeah Like I don't know Like if someone's coming at me I guess maybe I get shoot them in the face But like The thing is just don't know what I'm gonna do

Right at me If I have no idea I'm not like a situation like that so I have no idea If I aim at a person's chest I could Yeah you might hit him in a face That's the kind of thing It's like I could very well see a scenario

Where recoil helps me Hit them in the face Maybe The recoil's after usually though You're just gonna aim in the chest And you're probably gonna hit them in the stomach Or you're gonna hit them in the shoulder Like it's just there's so much more torso

To cover that most likely with a trajectory You're gonna just hit somewhere on the chest So it's foolish for people to go for headshots Like, it's like, unless they're... You gotta do it from the hip. You gotta be like... Well, the thing is, it's like... So it's not too bad and fucking hit out of the face.

Well, the thing is, it's like, dude, how fucking dope would that be? That'd be horrifying. I'm not thinking of it from like a single shot perspective. I'm thinking of like an oozy or something. Oh, no, that's probably easy. Okay, okay, that's just... That's general direction type shit, bro. That's what I'm saying.

Just aim and then start just... Just wet them. Just fucking pay. Stroke. Just kill them. You just do a few strokes And you kill him Bob Rossin this bitch

Jesus Christ You're Bob Rostin man Pets some happy little trees On this man's torso Could you imagine Someone comes in there like Yo, what happened man Yeah my son got killed

Fucking Bob Roston What do you mean They're in the autopsy room And there's like a painting A beautiful painting Made a bullet shot Like gunshots.

A tapestry, bro. A tapestry. Just like a nice red sunset. Red sunset, red grass. Red, red, red, red, red, everything. Red background. Red everything. A lot of red on the trees and a little red on the grass.

And a little more red on the sky. Yeah, let's make the sun pretty red too. He leaves a little card. He does like those like the slabs of metal. you see it the art exhibits and it's just like next to it it's just like I call this I call this one red and you go look at it and you're like

I can see there's different that's the ground how do I know that's the ground it's all the exact same shade of red dude but you can tell you're like you know what's fucked up you go to an art exhibit and pieces of shit will believe that too there will be some piece of shit asshole standing there with you lying to them where it's just blood

spatter. That's all it is. It's just blood spatter. Nothing. And then you tell them, oh, there's the trees. This and I see it. I see it. Like, I'll, I'll pay you $200,000 for it. Those, these people suck, man. I can't believe they're real people. But I've been, I've been to a few art exhibits and these people are real. Where they're just like, art I hate, I hate, it seems fake. Because I went, my first art exhibit ever was the Metropolitan Museum of Art. And that's not where you start your art, your life. You're life of looking at art. That's just not where you start because it's only downhill, extremely everywhere else. The med is the best you could possibly go to. And if you go anywhere else, it's like, this is stupid. This is dumb. People being dumb on purpose. And it's, I mean, I kind of

like that at least. I like a lot of the artists are self-aware. They're like, yeah, I'm going to make some dumb bullshit. And there's going to be some pretentious assholes. I love this shit. I'm kind of, I'm kind of here for that. You go to the Met and you see like cool samurai blades etched in like fucking ivory and fucking emeralds. And then like somebody brings you to like a Holocaust Museum and you're like, who's Anne Frank, bitch? I don't give a shit about her. The Holocaust Museum isn't an art exhibit. I mean, museums are exhibits though.

Yeah, but it's not an art show. You're like this is, this shit is lame, bro. Where all the swords at, dude? We're the armor. Nick, it's dumb. Oh, my God. All right. This is stupid, bro.

I went to a museum of death and it was owned by a, it was owned by Scientologists. That's true. And they, they try to, they try to get us like to sign up for shit and stuff. We just filled out a bunch of different, you know, bullshit. Like, oh, yeah, just feel your information here and everything. Everything was fake. Like, my name was like, I don't know, macho man Jones or some shit. Yeah, I never go.

If I get cornered by Scientologists, I'm going to understand how. have to fight. I mean, you'll be, you'd be fine. Yeah, they wouldn't let me. They're not to do nothing new. I do want to check my, I do want to check my Thayton's, though. I want to know my levels. Isn't that something that was like, I saw a take on Twitter about like the whole Will Smith

thing that was like, oh, well, there's Scientologists and that's how you, in the cult, there's like a, there's like a slap. Oh, oh, yeah, I mean, there's actually true to that, but I don't think it was because of that. Like, I don't, because he's a Scientologist? I wouldn't be surprised. He's alleged. He, at least he funds, uh, uh, uh,

Scientology school for sure Which is weird So most like he was like Most likely he is Dude everyone in Hollywood Is fucking turns into these weird Have you heard of that one church That was started by that Australian freak

That was molesting kids And now like Justin Bieber And who was it That guy Max she used to date Mac Miller I mean Ariana Grande They were all a part of that Sunny Hill Sunnyside or something

Whatever church It's called something like that And it was started It was started in Australia and then of course the founders were fucking pitoes because that's literally always I mean it's a church Exactly

And which is It was just so fun It melts my brain that there's It's open It's like you can just read about it And I'm like everybody just likes going here And I'm like I don't know Yeah I don't know

I'm not gonna think about this anymore Dude some actors I have to I have to mention this Because I'm so astonished That it's just something that everybody accepts We all know We all know. Everybody knows. It's like an open thing, not secret at all, that Jared Lato has a cult. Like, he goes to an island, and he's got, like, hundreds of, like, followers who just go there, and clearly they're not all celebrities, so there's clearly a weird dynamic there.

And he's just still somehow getting cast in, like, Marvel movies. It's like, no one is suspicious. You'd think after the Epstein shit, you'd be, like, really suspicious of everybody, let alone somebody who has a cult. You know what I mean? They just don't care. It is crazy. Fuck it. Fuck it. I think after the Epstein shit.

For sure. They do not care. You know what makes me the angriest, though? All of these, there's a lot of good old boys that are trying to like oust all the, the petos from like the government or whatever. And there's like the Q&N and all that crazy shit that's going on. But there's like available hidden in, like it's the evidence that's there. Like, you know, that, hey, look at these organizations. They've been dittling.

kids for decades and they're like, I don't know, whatever. Let's talk about Hillary Clinton instead of like, yo, there's Oregon. There's really shit. Hillary Clinton and some pizza. Hillary Clinton, some pizza codes. What was it? Let's talk about. The cheese pizza. Oh, cheese pizza is, is code for.

And Freddie Fastbear. People talking about pizza in New York, something's fishy. It's like, how the fuck. Look, that shit was weird sounding. I'm not going to act like it's not. No, it was. But like, there's way more objective shit out there. That's my point.

I don't know. Like, of all the conspiracy theories that, like, I've seen that I believe, it's like the whole pedophiles, the whole pedophile ring thing, that seems to hold a lot of weight. I just don't know if it's connected to fucking pizza parlors. That's what I say all the time. I think they're, they're ending where they end up is right. I just think the way they get there is. heavily confused. Yeah, yeah.

I just want them to take out the trash that's already their first. Like, yeah, then we can sort the other shit out. Like, stop shuffling around petos

in fucking, you can't talk to the clergy. Bro? You can't talk to the Q person, man. They can't. They're not there all anymore. Did you guys see?

Did you guys see? Yeah. It's not. Did you guys see Morbius? No, I haven't seen it. No? I heard too many bad things

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There's definitely some Poonjob subtitles on it, right? No, I did see. it. It's not even good from like a so bad perspective. It's a really boring movie. But anyway, I had to bring up Jared Liddott. Just because like that, that whole, just the fact that he has a cult and everybody's just like totally, I don't know, it's so weird. And there's like all these like open, like, I've seen like trending articles and like tweets about like Dylan and Cole Spouse, I think. Or like one of those kids from like Sweet Life of Zach and Cody was like, I think he tweeted at him. It's like, man, you're in every girl's DM from. from 18 to 21. Like, how do you do it? And then, and,

uh, fucking James Gunn was like, he starts at 18 now. I mean, so it's kind of like a, and that was recently, I love him. I love James Gunn.

Oh my God. James Gunn's great. But, so it's like an open secret and nobody's doing shit again. Yeah, yeah. Again.

It's like when Seth McFarlane did the Harvey Weinstein bid it, like, uh, I think it was like one of the Oscars. Or, like, maybe the Emmys probably, because that was back when he was, like, starting on, or doing family guy. Right. When he was like, you'll never have to pretend to be attracted to Harvey Weinstein again. And everybody was like, ooh, what's that?

And then we, now we know. Who's Harvey Weinstein? Who's that? What was that? A drawn together? They did a, what's the Bill Cosby joke? This was, like, amid 2000s. Really?

They did one there? Yeah. And then he was like, um, He basically outed him. He was saying that he was like, oh, man. Like, he basically, he was outing himself as a sexual predator. And the joke was funny, but, like, it wasn't, it's way funnier now because now you're like, oh. Like, this, they all fucking know.

They all know. And it's like, what the fuck, man? It's crazy. That's crazy. Every time he sees Bill, he has a woman slung over his shoulder. That's wild. That's wild, dude. Like a fucking cave man.

Incased in Jello, like, fucking, like, uh, what was that bullshit in Star Wars? What was that bullshit work? Carbonite? Garbonite, yeah. He just has a woman encased in chello like carbonite. He has a sweater on. He's doing a dance too, the fucking like sideways dance as he's like bringing up into the room. He's got that stupid face.

This makes me really sad because I super looked up to that man. But yeah. When I'm done laughing, I'm going to cry. When I'm done laughing about I'm going to cry again. He's always. going to fucking court and he was doing that stupid dancing shit

I'm like dude you're going to prison and he's dancing I still can't believe he like when he I think it was when he was like going out from his one of his court dates or something and he was he just saw the paparazzi and they were like Bill Cosby Bill

and he goes hey hey hey and he's like what are you what are you referencing fat Albert at your rape court because bad Albert was fucking you never seen the lost episodes

oh man no Those aren't real. Please don't tell me those real. I'm getting sad, guys. No, no, Kingson, come on. I was like a part of it. There's no lost episodes of Fat Albert where Fat Albert is a rapist. I did I just didn't want him to be bad at all.

Like that's it. Like, you don't have to be a rape. This is like, this isn't running and stinky. Pat Albert's such an unbelievably positive television show. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You like Spanish fly, bitch? How about a little Spanish fly?

We can go home and you can wake up later. drinks around me. You ain't going to find no hell of the little yoga on your face. God damn it. Let's move on to some questions. You can't pray this away. Before we go to questions, for your questions. Wait a lot of questions.

Since we didn't post last, he wanted to extend it a slight amount. So before we do that, let's have this conversation. I brought it up before during the, we were kind of talking before. And I asked what do you think is the most modded game of all time? I said to the smash Bros. Melee in context to the fact that they put melee out so many times as Project M as Project Puss as this Puss and all those variations of it. I understand the game with the most modifications to it is Skyrim, obviously. I mean maybe. It's definitely out there.

So you mean like versions. Version is what I meant. Like a modded versions. It's still not melee. It's got to be Street Fighter too. It's got to be Street Fighter 2. Street Fighter 2 is up to... Well, no, I'm talking about

even by fan communities. Street Fighter 2 has had the most versions of a game put out by the same company. I agree. I think if Street Fighter 2 and then maybe Street Fighter 4 is up there. I... What do you think, Chris?

I mean, Skyrim's obviously up there, but I think if we're talking about versions, I think Half-Life. Easily. Because you have like Counter-Strike, you have all the different counter-strikes that came off of Half-Life. You have...

What is it? Oh my God. That's true. I forgot that was real. Yeah, CounterStrike is a Half-Life mod. Like, that's like literally the entire, like, premise of it. That's a half-lif. That's crazy.

I had no idea. And then obviously, like, the original Doom was modded. Like, there's all sorts of crazy, like, right versions of Doom. There's like the one with like, where it's all like Tim Allen. Like, it's fucking stupid. My favorite's the fucking Christopher Dornor one, though, still. What?

Christopher Dorner's, I think it's called, last stand, yeah, Christopher Dorn has last stand. Oh my fucking God, I do remember that. Obviously, Gary's mod, but that's like, that's not, that's, I don't know if I don't know if that really, although that, although Gary's mod is a half-life mod, I'm pretty sure in some capacity. Really, Gerald's mod is a half-life mod? I could be wrong. I think, no, isn't it that, uh, what is it called?

I think it's a Half-Life 2 mod or a Source Engine. What the fuck is it? It's something like that. No, it's that, hold on the name's on the tip of my time. Oh, the top five bodied games of all time. What is this? What is this? What year is this? So we know it's up to date. March 9th, 2022. So this is actually recent. Let's see.

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Oh, yeah. Not to think about it. I got about Minecraft. Yeah, me too. I keep forgetting that that's a game and it's like always... I forget that about Minecraft and then I remember that Minecraft is objectively probably it's probably the best game ever made. Well, I don't know. It's definitely the most best game ever made.

I think it's up there. It's definitely up there with Tetris. I guess. What is your... What is your, what is your interpretation? What is your definition of best? Like, what do you mean by that? A game that gives you the most freedom possible

and it does what it does the best way it possibly needs to. Like what it aims to. do, it does that in spades. And I think the game, like, Minecraft does that in spades. Like, I don't even like Minecraft all that much. I respect it a lot, but, like,

it does what it does. You can make anything in Minecraft. You can make other games. You could probably put Eldon Ring in Minecraft actually, for real. I don't know. Maybe. You got a strong enough computer.

You could probably do it. You could build a lot of stuff. You could basically build Eldon Ring in Minecraft in some, at least geometrically speaking. Like, you definitely make that, map, but like, you know, the whole thing, the whole thing. You can go to Sophia ruins and everything, you know, like, you can do all that. Yeah, I don't know, like, Minecraft is probably one of the best games ever, I think, probably,

just because it's so pervasive. And it's so, I don't know, I wouldn't put it on my personal top 10, but it's definitely like, if we're talking about, if we're talking about, like, objectively, like, games that just do what they do perfectly and probably can't be improved, I would say Minecraft is up there, but it still has room for improvement. Tetris is one of those games where, like, I don't know how you would improve. How would you say it can you be improved? I think it could have better combat.

I feel like it could have better survival elements. I feel like... You're talking about the Minecraft story mode. I'm talking about just the game of Minecraft, like, the most basic version of it. I'm just talking about, like, the game as... Because I think there's like a mod or like some kind of crazy version or like Minecraft spiritual successor coming out like next year called like Hightail or whatever. And it looks way more impressive than Minecraft.

even though it's probably not going to beat it because it's like this is the first time you're hearing about it surely I heard about it the first time the other day but it looks like it does everything that Minecraft does better but it's still not Minecraft so it's like whatever but like Tetris is one of those games

where like I don't know how I don't know what you would do to Tetris to improve it like Tetris is a perfect video game people have done little tweaks that it's just it's just like it's literally just like teeny little mods yeah yeah like just make it a little more interesting So you would say like Tetris, Pong?

No, I don't think Pong does what it does particularly well. Why would you say that? Because I don't think, I don't think Pong is the best version of Pong you're going to get. I think there are, really? Yeah. How would, because like, Pong is just Pong. Like, I don't know, like, I don't know how you really improve Pong, you know? I feel like you can improve Pong by making it like genuinely like, instead of having a fucking pixel, like,

slowly move across. There's like speed mechanics or like you can like, there's like, there are more engaging tennis type games than Pong. You know what I mean? Like Pong's a fine basis,

but I wouldn't say it's like a perfect video game. Because I think Pong is like the most, at its most simple form, it's perfect. It's like you're hitting a ball back and where between two people and you can use geometry to affect the trajectory and the speed.

Like the original Pong is really like bare bones. Well, no, if I'm not mistaken, on the Atari, the Pong is just like you hit it off a side. And if you make it hit a certain point, it will go a certain place. Obviously, based on the speed, it's hit, many times to hit something, it goes back faster. As you go back and forth, the speed increases if you just, like, hit something. I don't think the original Pong has a speed increase. Really? I might be wrong.

It's been a long time since I played it. But, like, I feel like... I can be wrong, too. But I feel like that game is, like, perfect. I feel like that's a modern version of it. Yeah. I feel like the game's too fucking boring. I think it's the only thing.

Really? I actually like Pong. I think it's replay. Like how many times can you do that fucking same thing? Opposed to like say Tetris where you can do one game for that can last you like a half hour, however long. Like fuck, oh, I'm done. And now you're ready for the next. Like Pong, you know, it just seems like it almost seemed, Pong almost would seem like a punishment to me.

Like your sentence to play Pong for fucking 10 hours or something. Like, fuck. Because I played Pong with my, um, my. like my grandma and stuff like that and I had like a ball. It was just like a back, it was like a very simple game. And we could both just play it back and forth. And it'd be like,

I get me. It's like air hockey's really fucking fun to me. Like, yeah, and it's essentially the same thing. No, but air hockey has a sense of speed behind it that like Tong doesn't have. Right.

Like if Pong had that sense of speed, I guess it would be like a perfect version of what it would could potentially be. And then like, I don't know like, like even Tetris has an element of speed to it as you as you can do it. But I don't know. Like what's like, what's another game? I think it's like perfect.

Like I don't know. Like. I mean, it's hard. I mean, because, yeah. But definitely the way, no. Chez is perfect? Is it perfect? No, I think it's, uh, it's not to me.

But I think it's too complex to be considered perfect. Chess? Because, yeah, I think for, for the general public. There's definitely advanced rules. There's definitely advanced rules in chess that like get confusing. You can't just, you can't just like, it's not a game. it's a game that you have to study to be able to play. You can't just pick it up and play.

There's too many rules. It's so simple. It's not simple if you don't know the fucking rules. It is most fundamental form. It's like, this does this, this does this, this does that. You're not going to remember that shit. It's something that you have to really be. If ever played chess, I don't know if you remember playing chess for the first time.

I basically was like, no, you can't do this. You can't do that. You can't do that. It takes a while to get it down. It's like, oh, I didn't know the whole. The pond's going to move this way. The king and queen can do this. The knights and the bishop.

can do this like it's so many different things that has to be true because i couldn't have been a kid that just knows chess you know like that's not possible you know it's like i agree with you you can't intuitively you can't just intuitively know chess without like knowing in some way what i'm not good at i'm not good at chess like i'm not a great chess player i can play chess i'm not like amazing at it i understand i never invested i never invested enough time i understand some of the advanced rules like i guess i'm at some of the advanced techniques because Lillian is very good at chess and she whoops my ass

constantly but I understand the game and I can beat like I can beat like I'm not like one of those black guys in like fucking Brooklyn or fucking Harlem that are just at the bench and you can't beat them in chess and they're gonna and every time you talk to them you learn some shit and it is like dang dude that is so cool

that was such a cool fucking thing that was real just seeing the people like at the park just like the old guys at the park like just playing like they just bring out like one of those domino tables and just like play chess with people that was so fucking cool and every and every time you play it you like it's for real i always learned something like every time i sat down because my uncle was like a big comic book nerd and he was like very philosophical that's where i get my gay like introspective mentality from his like i learned it from him so like

okay he would go he would sit down and he would bring me you know because he'd like we'd go to get comic books like that you go to do something he would smoke a blunt and then go sit down and play chess and I'd be like whoa and they're just be talking about like really like really deep like cosmic philosophical shit and I'm just like wow I'm definitely second hand high but like whoa

this is crazy yeah I mean hey it definitely stimulates the brain it's a really cool game I really enjoyed fucking uh I am more than chess I enjoyed Scrabble because it really didn't improve my vocabulary like quite a fucking yeah I like Scrabble a lot even though I'm pretty sure I don't know how to play Scrabble properly

Well, see, the cool thing is about the virtual scrabble, like that are on phones and shit. You can't play it wrong because if you do wrong shit, it'll tell you you're fucking dumb. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You kind of learn from there. I like that, but I also hate that because, like, there are people that play that just keep, like, one letter change, one letter change, one letter change. They're taking 30 years, and you're like, bro, please. Yeah. Then you find a word like, ignot, and you're like, that's a real word.

Look it up. And you're like, fuck you. You didn't know that. You didn't know, you dumb bitch. You googled that shit. It was a lot funnier back in, like, before you could just Google shit in your pocket. Right. Because you just had to trust or you had to just, like, somehow find a dictionary.

Oh, you have to have a dictionary. Anyone has to scrabble. Yeah. But, like, it's just, that was, those are fun. Like, I'm pretty sure I remember playing with my aunt once and, like, we were playing. And then she just started a new, like, she, like, went to, like, I think. she like started a word in the top corner and I was like

I feel like you can't do that and she was like I feel like I can and I was like I mean I guess why I feel like you can't stop me I just I never bothered playing board games for the sole purpose of trying to win like it just like it was just impossible like it just like

because people would just make their own cheater ass adults and shit it was always a lot of board games the older you get, the more you do enjoy them for real. That's what makes me feel really gross. Like, I hated board games growing up. I only ever played like Monopoly, Connect 4 because I'm like a Savantat, even though it's not even a hard game to be good at.

Like, that's not anything to be bragging about, really. I just very often don't lose at that game. It's weird. Yeah, it's tick-tac-toe, essentially. It is literally. Like, I'm not boasting because I'm a genius for being good at that game. It's just weird how often. I've gone places and won.

Like, are people, I guess people are bad at the game and I'm just fine at it. Because I went to Dave and Buster and there was one time I was like two hours in to Connect 4 just not losing. And I was like, I don't know what's going on. Are people letting me win? Do they think I'm stupid? You're at Dave and Busters and you don't drink though, right? Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down

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I mean, I had a shot or two in me, but I was like, I could be drunk as a skunk and still beat people in that game. I feel like if someone's at a Dave and Buster, they're not really, like, I don't know. I, if I'm at an arcade and I'm drinking, I don't really give a shit. Like, about, like, the only thing I care about is if I find the game that I was like, that's my game. Like, Miss Pac-Man or like Tetris. Like, that's just like, okay, I have to be, leave me alone. I'm focusing.

But. I don't know, man. It's an occurrence, bro. It's for years. I've just been good at Connect 4 And I don't know At the live show, at the live show you should test that You should play

I can and I'm gonna be like guys I'm winning and I don't Why aren't you winning? I'm not smart. All right. We're announcing it here. We're announcing it here. First person to beat Sweeney a Connect 4

at the live show gets his whole paycheck For this month. Yeah, no. No, don't don't say that. So come on down. I love it because it's a lose loose room is because eventually somebody's going to beat him. Someone's going to beat me eventually.

Like, and that's it. Like, I can't win forever, you know? This is going to go on years from now. So I'm going to be like, after the live show, I'm going back home. And then I'm like, you're sweet, right? And he pulls out his Kinevorset. I got to play you. It's like, dude, no, I'm not doing it.

You have to take the challenge. You have to accept that. I challenge you. It's like Afro samurai. I challenged you. You're number one. I challenge you. You got to fight me.

We'll put it this way. We'll put it this way. If you feel like you're going to lose, you can call it. I'd still lose, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, no, I'm not doing that. I would love to play people, though. I would love to play people in Kineck 4 over there, though.

That'd be fun. Connect 4. We'll buy one more out there. They can't be that expensive. What are they? I have at least three Kinect 4s, bro. That and Jenga, I'm very good at Jenga, too. Did you say you have Kinek 4?

I have at least three of them. Why do you have three Kinek 4? That's very fucking weird. I just have three of them. Well, I guess we had two jangas. for that Twin Towers joke. Oh, that's pretty good. Oh.

I can't lose in Django, bro. That's crazy. By the way, we were on, we were totally right on the rest of this list. It's Minecraft. That's the one we forgot, and it was number one, so fair enough.

The next one is Gary's mod, which I guess is a game independently, otherwise it wouldn't be here. Kind of weird. But then it's Half-Life, then it's Doom, and then it's Skyrim. Those are the top five most modic games

of all time, which, when you're looking at it, it makes it kind of tons. And then it's Warcraft 3. Very much so, yeah. Fallout 3 and New Vegas. Okay. Grand The original? No. I don't know if it's the original.

I think they're just talking about it as a series. It just says, oh, it's maybe as a series, yeah, yeah, yeah, like all together. And, oh, my God. Command and Conquer, and then Battlefield 1942, which that makes a ton of sense, actually. because I played a lot of Battlefield 1942 months Oh my God I'm gonna

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Never gonna be me It's an Are you following these fucking people? Look at this dude Is it there? Is it another bowling pin getting fucked? Yeah, no it's not It won't even let me

It won't even let me play it on Hold on I got No one's getting fucked but It won't even let me play in Discord It's probably that fucked up age gated it's an age gated tweet bro it's bad bro

it's bad who's making this shit and why where it's like for real disrespectful actually I mean it doesn't bother me it's pretty funny

but I need okay where are these coming from what is this where are these we gotta stop where are these coming from we're talking about shit that like the audio listeners can't hear

and even the video listeners can't hear, but let me explain to you. There's this plague going around on Twitter of bowling, like there's bowling gifts. There's like bowling balls growing big, big, big,

shiny penises and fucking bowling pins up there, porcel and busies. And it's fucking really aggravating because I can't scroll through Twitter. I've muted these people. These are people that I've, there's friends of mine that have posted this. They're muted.

They're no longer on my list. I don't talk to them anymore. Big, big, big. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's double the size of that. Somebody posted, who's pulling more bitches. It's a picture of fucking,

what's the comedian that's fucking Kanye's girl? Pete Davidson? Or they're bowling pin? Yeah, it's Pete Davidson or a fucking bowling ball. Side by side of it. He's pulling more bitches. I hate the internet. This is a meta that I literally would not know

if it wasn't for you guys. And now you're going to thrive in it. Because, well, now I need to know how it started and where it came from. There's no satisfying answer to that question, I bet. Where is the, what software, what is being used to make these? I have so many questions. I bet Blender, you know, I would bet like some just more bowling pin fan art. Unbelievable.

Blender means. There's fan art now. Of bowling pins and bowling balls. Who started? I need to know who started this. This is fucking, this is insane. I hope that there's an internet historian video. five years from now, going over the in-depth origins of this, of this meme.

Right. I'm losing my ability to fight. I'm losing my ability to live. My body is like, take me, void. Take me. Let's move on to some questions, huh? Let's move on to our fellers over at patreon.com slash the snark tank, who have bestowed upon us some nice questions.

and you can go to that link, by the way. Around the world, around the world. Around the world. Around the world. I'm a bowling park. What a big blue dick. They're so deeply disconcerting. Let me look for...

Oh, here's one from Fawful. He goes, you already, so sorry, guys, I used my brain too much and can't think of a belittling name to call you guys this week. That's fine. All right. This is... This is going to sound like a crazy question at first, but please tell me you've heard about the Batman and Phase Clan crossover comic book called Batman slash Phase Clan.

Because it is the most stupid thing to ever exist. For example, there's a panel where Mr. Free's faces zoomed up really close with the most shit-eating grin and saying, did Batman really think a gamer could stop me? And it's as amazing and horrible as it sounds. I did not know about this. I still don't I don't know

As I'm reading this question I don't know if this is real I'm looking it up real time right now I get care less I couldn't care let I'm so apathetic right now you might want to put me away That's how low it auto-completed

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I mean, I get what they're doing. They're trying to get young. people to read comics again. I'm so... No self-respecting adult gives a fuck about Phase Clan. Yeah, it has to be for kids. It must be good.

That's stupid. I get with it. I mean, I hate it so much, but I get it. Like, it just, it's really just seeing Phase Banks next to Batman that just really, like... I don't even know who that is, bro. It's good that you don't know who he is. Yeah, yeah, we won't sell your life. I don't know Fais Banks is, bro.

I heard of Faze clan. I know Offset and Snoop Dogg are part of Phase Clan. That's about it. That's right. I forgot that that happened. That Snoop Dog joined Phase Clan. They probably heard about him trying to save the peanut butter jelly type guy and thought like, how, that would have him in our clan. No, what happened is probably like, I want to join you.

And he was like, you forgot, I killed someone, right? And they were like, you could join us. You could join us. Like, you could join us. No problem. Like, it was a. When I killed someone. in the 90s and I got away with it.

Yeah. Let me join. Good, good lawyers, man. Good fucking lawyers. Get you off or anything. Yeah. Jesus Christ. He ripped out the courtroom, bro.

Who? Stoop. He cripped walked out the courtroom. He did? I don't remember that. I don't remember that. Legendary, bro. I just remember him praying when, like,

they're reading the, uh, the fucking verdict. I just remember that iconic scene. I don't remember after Root. The iconic scene of Snoop Dog's life. Walter, uh,

Walter, He says, hey there, rock, scissors, and paper. With the Idubs creator clash coming up and an eager Will Smith already throwing hands, what content creator or celebrity would you want to face in the ring, and how well do you think you'd fare? I was talking, I talked about this on Twitter a little bit. I would like to genuinely, like, if I had time to prep and actually, like, get on, like, a proper diet and, like, learn all this shit,

I would be more than willing to fight, like, Ray William Johnson. Like, I would love to do that. Because it's two rays. You know, like, we're both, I think, I think we're both like somewhat equivalent heights. As far as, as far as I can remember. Let's see, I have no idea. I don't know how tall Ray William Johnson is,

but I doubt he's more than 5'6. Like, that would be astonishing to me. Let's see. William Johnson height. Yeah, 5'000. Yeah, he's 5'6. Yeah, look at that. Nailed it. Ray William Nigger.

Yeah, 56. So I would do that. personally yeah that would have been good I mean uh man I don't have like somebody who like who

who I don't know anyone that like I want to give the smoke to you know like I don't know I I to be honest to be like I don't want to I wouldn't want this energy to get out there but I know like there's no crossover so it's

it's fine with me saying that I wouldn't mind boxing Ethan Ralph. I think that would be so fucking fun. Do you see him get punched at the bowling out? Yes.

I fucking, dude, I, I, is, dude, his face is a magnet for fist.

He can't help it. Arrest his guy. I've never, arrest, arrest him. Arrest him. This stupid cowboy, dude,

there's this, I'm telling you, man, there's, he, I feel he's doing it for us. Oh, because how does he keep getting punched in the face publicly?

I don't understand. I've never seen anyone be in situations like this so many times in such a small window. I would love to fight Keemstar and just hit him so hard he goes still for a little too long. Like everyone is like, yo. I know I would have been in the same way as Keemstar, but like who's, sue someone or like because I don't know like I would I just want to have a fight where I hit someone so hard because I have a I have a deadly right hook and I would love to just get it back to where it was when I was like maybe 19 when I was actually hitting a spitting a bag a bunch and just

knock someone unconscious do you think like the Jason born shit when he hits that hits that black guy and he falls down and then the scene is quiet and I'm like damn bro do you think do you are do you think 19 was your strongest 19 was my most physically fit I think my strongest is probably like 20 22 22 23 It's probably now man You're using people in their fucking

You know you've heard of the everybody Called it man strength Oh yeah Like I'm not but I'm not I'm not as I'm not as refined you know Like I know if I went like hard for a year And worked out I would be in the best shape In the best form of my life

You know like my like late 20s But like I was the most tuned then you know Yeah I understand I think I was 24 I think when I was 24, I probably could have. That was probably like when I could have fought effectively. But like,

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder,

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from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I haven't moved in fucking years. Bro, I'm so soft now compared to, like, because you know when you're getting hurt and when you're fighting a bunch, things don't hurt you, you know?

Like, when you get hit. Like, there were times where, like, I've definitely like, I've definitely like hit my hand against something. I didn't feel anything at all. Like, because I'm just, my body was so used to constant, like, I was, I was under pressure all the time. So my body was hardened. But now if I like high five someone too hard, like, I'll notice I high five

them. And I'm like, damn. I used to be a god amongst men. What are you still doing high fiving? Yeah, I five people every now and I'll high five a lot. I high five women so they don't get near me. What do you mean? Like to avoid a hug?

Yeah. Like, whoa. Bang, stay where you are. Stay where you are. Stay away from me. You're going to get me in trouble somehow, and I'm not going to let that happen. Damn.

Jesus Christ. For a hug, huh? Okay. I'm trying to become a huge in cell, bro. So that's, so it's me, Chris Reagan versus Ray William Johnson, Derek Blackman versus Ethan Ralph,

and then Keymstarr versus fucking Tom Sweetie. That would be so, could you imagine, like, if the fight starts, you ding-ne-ding-ding. Kee-star comes in. I hit him one time. You would kill Kempstar.

Kempstar is like two inches of tall. I hit him one time and it's quiet. And like the people are in the ring with him for like 15 minutes. And I'm just like, I forgot what that fight was in UFC. Where was that really fucking wall of a black dude hit that other guy. He knocked him out after like three hits. And they were in the ring with him for like three minutes. And it got to the point that the guy.

was like praying he didn't kill him. He's the heavyweight the hardest punch. I forgot his name. He was in Jackass too. I forgot what his name was. But he hit the guy. Francis and Ganu. But I'm trying to think of who you're talking about.

I think it was Francis and Ganu? I think it might have been him. Well, Francis and Gano is the hardest puncher. Yeah. He's currently the heavyweight champion. And he hit him and it was sad because it was funny at first. Because you know, if he knocked somebody, you do the bows? He's like, yeah.

Yeah. And it was just like, he's still on the ground? Was it Alster Overing when he knocked out Alston Overeem? You're not supposed to be knocking yourself out. You're not supposed to getting knocked out at all, period. Like, at all period. That's the thing. It's like, the thing with boxing is like, I can't separate.

Like, it's on the, the thing with boxing to me, right? And it's why I have a hard time with appreciating it as a sport, right? I appreciate, like, the workout. Like, the people that, like, the people who get in shape for it. Like, that's fine. But to me, it's like, you're approaching a level of barbarism that you might as well just go into a coliseum. Like, I just don't understand. I wouldn't say that.

I wouldn't say that at all. You can't just shut people's synapses off daily. Very often people don't get knocked unconscious. That's the thing. But then what's the point? It's not really. It's the art of it. It's the art of it.

It's the art of like watching someone. The point of the point of boxing. There is an art to punching. What are you talking about, bro? I mean, there's a style. There's an art. That's why someone that could be your side that just knows how to punch can throw a punch that's way more devastating than you do.

Because there's a whole science and art to it. The fact, like seeing Floyd mayor of the fight, it may be boring when you don't have an eye for watching people avoid a contact and then being able to counter strike like that. But when you can, when you dissect his fighting style, it's, it's like what, it's like what Muhammad Ali dreamed of. It's that.

I think, I think it's as simple as just, just not understanding it versus understanding it. I think as simple as that's like people that don't like metal. And they don't like, I don't understand. I can't understand what it's saying. it's too loud, it's too, they don't understand it. But then, like, say, I know people that did start to understand it. Like, oh, this shit's awesome. Literally me.

I think it's come down to that. I am one of those people. I hated metal for years until I was like, I'm just going to actually listen to this. And I'm like, I can really appreciate this now. It's like watching Star, like, fucking, what is that, the Korean StarCraft. Like, people who are, like, really good at playing StarCraft, I look at it. I'm like, this is probably impressive. Like, I can't do that.

But also, like, I can't. Just fucking RTSs is. In general, when you see people doing like Dota 2 or fucking legal ledges, when you see all the shit that's happening, I'm just like, dude, I, look, I know I can understand this. I don't care enough to. Yeah, yeah. I just don't, I don't care enough to understand it. I look at it and I'm like, I'm good. That's part of it. Bro, it's impressive, dude.

I mean, I'm, I know it is, but I just, I just don't know what I'm looking at. And that was the same thing when pretty much, I think that's when I stopped playing Diablo 2 when I started getting into those fucking. And like, you started getting into those fucking realms where, like, there was just too much shit happening on the screen. Where I was like, dude, this, I feel like this sucks for epileptic people because they can't play this, number one. And number two, I was just like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I'm just a bunch of people just fucking shit up. And there's numbers flying everywhere and the spells spilling everywhere. And I'm like, I'm like, watching those fucking Michael Bay Transformers movies and you're trying to discern like which one is the like, it's just like a. It's just a mess of metal

I never fucking had that problem I thought that was a boomer thing No I I fucking It is such a mess of CGI That it just like it it blend And the same problem happened to me A little bit in At the end of

Endgame Not well Venom also But at the end of end game When like everybody's like in that dark dimly lit Like planet And like they're all like It's just a mess And you're like where's the one I care about

You know in this? I feel like something like with especially with, I feel like people who are really into FPS should have zero problem with this. Because I feel like you guys are so hyper-focused that you should really be able to discern what you're looking at. I see shit that, I should I shouldn't sometimes.

Strange to me that you would have a, there's like, I never had that issue with the, and I suck at FPSs, man. Like, I'm very, like, not focused. Yeah, I mean, I think there's, I have that issue with some FPSs.

There are definitely some FPSs where, like, the game looks so real. And there's so many, like, like, a lot of the, the budget behind them gets put into the graphics. You know, and the presentation is like, look at the foliage and like, look at how like... Like, I remember I had this problem with the most recent call of duty

where I'm like, I can't see the people because the grass is getting in the way. And it's just like... This isn't... Like, it's why I play like Halo and Arena Shooters because people stick out like a sore thumb. It's like, it's more about like, okay. You know, it's less about like trying to discern.

Because, dude, people in... You could... You could wear a camo shirt and black pants and effectively hide in a forest. Like it's like, yeah, for real though. It is, it is insane,

like how, how much that shit tricks your eye. And when it's like in a video game where everything is pixels, it's like, it just becomes like, it's a good point. It's weird. I don't know.

It's so bad at Call of Duty. There's so many, there's so many reasons why Call Duty sucks to me, you know, like, there's points where you get like, oh, I'm going to get this vantage point in.

I can fucking put a Claymore in front of my door, and then no one could get, me I can camp here effectively or I can like hide in a bathtub the whole game and like people that are going to attack me have a disadvantage because for some reason me being in a bathtub gives me an extreme advantage in conflict. And it's a shit like that. It's like this is why Call the duty is the worst shit to me.

This is this is why Call the worst kind of gaming me. The thing that bothers me is that they focus so much on the realism of the presentation where it's like, oh yeah, it looks real all the foliage, the trees are moving. There's like all this. There's fucking particles and like pages from like random papers like flying around in the like all the time. But like if you aim at somebody with a sniper rifle, they can see you because there's a big fucking glare in their eyes. And it's like, I don't know. Call duty is like a weird.

I haven't played a call duty game and had fun in a very, very long time. Ever. Ever. Ever. But since we're on the subject kind of. I'm just a silly little dumb dumb. Don't hurt me please, Rodin. He says, howdy humans of snark?

What would you say is the most underrated, underrated game of all time? Personally, I adore Mirror's Edge and don't understand how it's not being celebrated as one of the greatest games of all time. All right, let's calm down. Mirrors Edge is cool. Well, I want to back them up a little bit.

Control for me. I wish that people, because the people, like, FBS people. I'm like, here's the real experience of, first person and they're like oh i'm fucking i'm dizzy and shit i'm like you're gay i'm like this is what this is what i've always wanted you're i always hated the the anti-realism of a like first of all with the first person shooter the fucking line of sight that you have is so not real like everything about it is not real like especially when you're fucking aiming down your side i'm like this isn't

this is not how i would look if i was looking down the barrel of my gun and how can i can see all this dumb shit, you know, like everything about it. It's just, I like where they were just trying to go in a direction. Like, all right, dude, everything, the turns, the flips and all that stuff, we're going to fucking keep the camera as if it would be. I really did appreciate that. Miratage is fantastic. For me, I think controls underrated.

It fucking kind of, you know, just, yeah, this is the second one. The second one, the second one was not, the second one was not good. They did a weird, I don't know what the hell they did with it. They, like, rebooted it. They, like, did the first. game again, but they changed a lot about it. Because I remember the first game had

drawn cutscenes, I'm pretty sure, right? It was like, it was like, because I remember there were two different art styles in that game where it was like the gameplay and then like you had like the kind of graphic novel style cutscenes with Faith and like the shit that was going on with her. And I remember like thinking this was cool as shit.

And then the sequel, they just like, no, it's Unreal Engine. And it's awesome, bro. This is awesome. I love Mirus Setch. I love to hang it out of the mirrors. That second one had a good. theme song. If you guys looked that up. Oh, I bet, yeah. I wouldn't be surprised.

It was very catchy. But I wouldn't say that's my answer, though, but I do, I just want to at least support and say that that was, I love what they tried to do. It was pretty ballsy, you know, because most people with that parkour shit, they kind of do half and half.

They keep it, they keep it kind of grounded towards not, you're, you know? Yeah, they really went all in with it. And it turned out pretty good. Like, I remember, like, there was another game around that time that was, like, parkour was really big around that time, but, like, nobody did it right except for Mirage.

Like, fucking... Do you remember Brink? This is, like, a really deep cut. This is, like... Yeah. Was it a 360 game? It was a 360 PS3 game. It was Bethesda, if I remember correctly.

Brink, uh, Brink, uh, video game, 360. I just remember sliding, like, there was a lot of sliding in that game, yeah. Yeah, Brink, uh, yeah. Bethesda Softworks developed by splash damage. That was 2011. Okay, so that was like a little bit later. But yeah, that was like supposed to be like this like, yeah, it's an FPS and this

parkour and you can do all sorts of crazy flips and shit. And it was like, it was terrible. It was not good at all. It was terrible. It was really sad. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script. A podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy.

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fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. But, yeah, I don't know. You said control? Mm-hmm.

Oh, that's with that, oh, wait, no, that I'm thinking of something else, no That's the game that takes place in Allenwick Universe that no one talks about really Even though it's like some of the best like tell. That's the best mechanics for teleguises are seeing in a video game actually Yeah, it's so good, so good Control is really fucking solid So honestly, man, like underrated, I don't know, I feel like underrated And obviously Super Metroid

No, Super Metroid isn't underrated One of the most celebrated games of all time Like, shut the fuck up. A Halo 2. I think we don't talk about Super Metroid enough in the best games conversation. I think Bastion, honestly, kind of. Like, I don't think anybody really talks about Bastion. It's like a really old...

It's like 2011, so it's kind of like ancient. And the only real fanfare that it's had recently was being butchered by Imagine Dragons. So, like... So, like... So I don't know. I feel like Bastion's definitely... I think, man, I think a game that I want everybody to play, it's called Illusion of Gaia. I want everybody to play that game because it has one of the best fucking stories of a, it's a Super Nintendo game.

There's another version of it, whatever, it has a different name. But Illusion of Gaia is the version I played. And it's like a link to the past, but better, in my opinion. Like that's why, you know, a lot of people are like, oh, you, you, you, you really, because, you know, that's so fucking universally celebrated. But I think everything about the combat, the story, fucking everything about it is just better. It's, it's a fucking solid game. And I wish, uh, fucking it would make a comeback or something. That happened.

It's definitely not. You know, my roommate Joe has an unopened copy of Legend of the Dagoon. Really? Why does he have an unopened copy? You know how much that's worth? I don't know. Probably a lot. Probably a staggering amount of dollars.

Legend of Dragoon unopened. It's probably at least $300. That's usually like the going bid. You could sell it for, you could sell it for $200. Okay. There's like there's one for $225. There's one for $1.75. Why does he have it?

Did he just like never play it? No, because Joe just gets given stuff. People give Joe things. It's give him things. Well, tell him to give that to me because he doesn't appreciate it. He has like an original Japanese copy of, uh, Marr 64, doesn't he? Yeah, he has a Japanese copy of it. Yeah.

Just has it. I'm just like, he has, he has, and I'm not kidding. He has, he has, and I'm not kidding, this is not a joke. This is not a joke. He has more than one copy of base set charis. What is that? He had like the original Charzard Pokemon card goes like a $200,000

He has more than one of that Why does he not sell that? I don't know he just he's like I haven't had a chance to appraise He's just to appraise him obviously So much to get from Bayset Charzard Yes it's worth 100,000 Like how do you even look to like value?

I feel like they're not I feel like they're not worth as much As they were anymore because of A lot of what happened got into the Yeah a lot of people got into this fucking bullshit and this It should still be at least worth a few thousand dollars It should be worth something A base set Charzard

I'm looking at the value I don't know what I don't know if you're the terminology is right It's it's $375 to 500 bucks Okay So definitely not thousand dollars That's crazy because I know the base set was $200,000 for a period of time I know that for sure

That's crazy man I have man What is it? What is it? That's the thing. The condition is the condition. Because a mint condition one is worth a house I've seen before at least. Maybe not even.

I have somewhere in this very house a binder, the original 150. Like in a binder. All of them? I collected all of them and then I was done. And then I was like, I don't care about Pokemon anymore. And it's in a binder still in the sleeves, protected, never played with them. I don't know where the fuck that binder is. But it bothers the hell out of money, man.

I don't. I don't have anything like that. I have a few, I have like, I have like three coms worth over $1,000. But that's it. Yeah. That's it. Who fucking, who dictated, uh, this being so fucking rare? The price.

When I was a kid. Well, the original base set, the original version base set, it, uh, it only came up for X amount of time. Obviously, you know, so there's a limited value in them. And then what happened is that. I knew a lot of people that had that. fucking card. Yeah, I know. I've had that card too.

What happens is that people? Why was that more fucking fucking viable than like a fucking holographic Gerido? Well, what happened is this. It's Charzard. So he's like one of the most famous Pokemon, obviously. Yeah, I know. I know.

And then two, they were owned by children. And what do children do with shit? Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.

In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle, modified. that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Here are the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Destroy. They destroy shit. So what happened is that if you have that original one from that period of time in mint condition, that means you are either a child that understood, like, this may be worth something. Or it's just like, you just had it. So it's wild that people like had all those things. I know like, even for Magic the Gathering, like the first base set, like one of the islands from that set is like $4,000.

Just the island, the blue mana. I'm just like, what? I know I saw back in the day there was a, it was a card. It was just some giant motherfucker and it was like two cards put together. And it was like really fucking My I don't know if I mentioned this on the podcast But my neighbor for a while He was basically my age now

And it was the kid's dream Because you went to his house He had fat stacks of Pokemon cards Like stacks of holographic shit All the fucking badass anime stuff That you can never get like Geiver and shit And then he had like he had like He had fucking everything

And you're like oh my God Like he has And I'm like oh That's almost that's pretty much me now Where I have all this gum bullshit that a kid would fucking be all like in awe of. Yeah. At the time,

I didn't understand it. I was like, how the fuck does he have all this stuff? I'm like, because he has a fucking job. That's what happened. When you're literally like, like I noticed now when I was like,

if I was like 14, like 13, my, my room would be a wonderland because I was like, oh, you have every video game you want. You have a computer to watch porn whenever you want. What?

You just have everything. Dude, how did you get your life so cool? And it's like, I'm not really that cool. It was like, nah, man, you're fucking awesome, dude. Yeah, bitch. Dude, like, just even having, like, old consoles and seeing, like, like, because

some of my cousins are younger and they're like, what, what is that? You know, it's just like, yeah. I remember doing this exact thing to people. Whoa, that's so cool, dude. They're like, what is that? Is that a fucking, you got an Atari? It's crazy. Whoa, they still have those?

Whoa. Well, how old is this? Sonic and Knuckles cartridge. With Streets of Rage 2 in it and shit Just for no reason I'm like what the fuck is this I just found it in my storage Yeah

Good times man I wish I was a kid again I just wish I could experience I wish as a little kid I could have seen a PS5 I've been like And it's brought back to my time And it's like

Oh man It's graphics get so good They get so good Just have a brain aneurism Seriously I would love to see How your brain would handle that Because Like that's real life

If you go out Okay, Paul Phoenix in Tekin 3 His ending He's just He's riding in his motorcycle in the desert And then a cop pulls him over When you see the cop When they first show the cop

It was the best looking thing I've ever seen in my life Graphic-wise I was like oh my God That's a real fucking person If you look now I mean look it It's ass

But I understand I understand why I thought it was so good Yeah Because it's still it was still kind of a good model for it's time. What was this? What is it your so the guy's name is Tekin 3 Paul Phoenix ending?

I'm really curious. And he's playing some stupid music boom, bam, babo boom, boom, boom. And like when it first shows him, it shows him like, and then like there's a little bit of lens flare and it shows his face like when it first shows him, I was like, oh my God, that's the real person. That's like, that's a real fucking person. Oh my God. No, honestly,

That's actually really good for that time. Right for that time. I was like, what the fuck? That's actually insane. Especially when you considered like the fact that we were all playing on CRTs. Right. So there's like an element of blur to that. That's crazy.

You could, that is actually convincing today, genuinely. Like if you blurred that, if you blurred that shot and like with the same exact VHS like CRT filtering over it, you could easily recreate that image with like a real person. That's what I didn't look like Kevin Spacey a little bit. It looks like Kevin Spacey if he just had a fucking cop helmet on some of eight meters. Yeah, kind of like it's it. I under I totally understand. That's like an unreasonably well-modeled cop for fucking 1999 or whatever the fuck. He's not even a main character.

He's just a random cop and a cutscene. How expensive. There are characters in this game that look way worse. Then I cop, that's all it is. Thank you. This is so funny. This is so funny to see because I'm bringing myself back to that time. And I could tell that I would be like blown away by this.

Dude. That's next level of shit. Paul Phoenix looks like shit. Thank you. Paul looks like fucking ass. And I was like, dude. You know what it is though? They probably just because they're designing a character, right?

They're designing like a character that needs to be striking, right? needs to look cool. So obviously he's like exaggerated and cartoony. But then you have like, we need to get him pulled over by a cop. It's like, oh, just, I don't know, let's look for a photo of a cop, I guess, and just do that. Because like, even in the scene where like towards the end he's riding him the ticket and like, like, Paul is like standing next to him, Paul looks like a fucking puppet. And then the cop just looks like real.

But the cop looks like he's like he's positioned right because he's not like a crazy. cooky fighting character. His head's like reasonably shaped because he doesn't have to be like iconic. Like everything about this is hilarious. Arms are like out like this. Like if you're looking at him trying to reason with a cop, his arms are just out like this for no fucking reason. This is hilarious.

Oh my God. I remember this. He's like a fucking marionette. I, uh, I, I saw this many times because he was the easiest to be tech and with. Because he would have this like Phoenix punch thing that was kind of like you just do the half circle triangle or whatever.

And it would send the motherfucker flying across the screen. Then you double tap forward and then you fucking tackle them and then you punch them. It was just, it was rinse and repeat. I feel you. It is really funny. It is so funny to me that like you brought this up because like I have never seen like a better FMV. You know what I mean?

Like from place. I never. Like look up the intro cinematic for Tekken 2. That shit is so bad looking. It's astounding. And at the time, I remember thinking like this, at the time I remember thinking like this looks kind of, this looks high tech. You know, I didn't, I don't remember thinking it looked good per se. But like, it definitely looked better than an NES, you know.

Which was like the last console that I had. Oh my fucking God. What am I looking at? Are you watching the tech and two? First of all, that soundtrack is bop, is bopping. They usually have a good soundtracks in general. The Tekken 2, the Tekken 2 intro is so good. But everybody looks terrible.

Like, no one looks good. The rocks look like shit for real. There's a scene specifically at, like, uh, at 56 seconds where you see, like, PlayStation 1 era hair physics and it does not hold up. It looks so wispy and disgusting. Holy shit. You know, it's wild, too? I remember seeing that scene as a kid and thinking it was hot as hell.

I remember seeing this exact. I used to watch this a lot before I knew what to even do about it. You know? This shit hits, bro. It looks like algae, dude. Her hair looks like fucking algae or something. This shit hits hard. Like just the bottom of the ocean.

It's a good song. The intro, I stand by that. The intro to Techint 2 is like one of my favorite intro songs ever. Because it's got that like piano, like lounge kind of switch up. Oh my god. All the robots. I forgot.

That's the thing. Oh, the jit, the jizz is the jizz two and then like. And then there's like metal there's so many of them. Yeah, it's fucking ridiculous. I always hate that. Yoshi Bitsu was a robot in this one. Right. I always hate that fucking, every fighting game is pretty much about a tournament for some fucking reason.

Literally. But then there's like some dumb ass shit behind it. I'm like, can we just stop with the tournament? What else are they going to do, though? Like, how could you? Just nothing. Like, I don't need it to be anything. Everybody showed up at a Dairy Queen.

And everybody was like, God damn, I want to fight. What about justice? Justice has a pretty good story, and that's not a tournament. Well, see, that's exactly what it needs. Just have it be a story. And then the fighting mode is for the fourth wall breaking, right? Like, there doesn't need to be a fucking tournament. Like, I think Bloody Roar did that.

I think Bloody Roar was, like, not a tournament. It was just an actual story. And then you just fight because it's a fighting game. Or like, you don't have to tie it to the, like, oh, there's all this world. Yeah, it's almost like there was a story there. But it wasn't, like, your reward for finishing each fight was more of a different story. It was, like, very weird. Like, Bloody Roar is really weird.

You never finish the story. You just get more points until you're done. I loved Bloody Roar. The way that you could, like, slam people through the ring barriers, and they would, like, do that three, they would do that triple replay. Right. Yeah. Boom, boom, boom.

And then you'd see it from, like, all these different angles. You'd be like, you're a bitch, bro. you're a bitch you're a bitch you're fucking uh what he was wrong dude long was the dopest

because he had the most combo hits long the tiger right yeah like all you had to do was just keep hitting fucking uh triangle no not triangle a square

and then at a certain point to start hitting down in square and then he would start doing this super thousand punch thing and then you could smack someone through the fucking screen it's so it still holds up to this day as far as the combo

so good oh my god I miss so much bloody roar too we played it a little bit when we were packing up to move to our previous apartment, because I found my PS1 and the cables that went along with it, we were playing the demo, because I had the demo disc with Bloody Roar 2,

and it was like, it was like, it was long, long the tiger and stun the insect. And those are the only two carriers. Dude, dude, dude. But I loved, I loved, I loved, I loved stun. Oh, stunned the insect? Yeah, he was a mummy. He was a mummy and a mosquito or like a beetle. When he would do grappling moves, do you remember the sound he would make?

Uh, no, but I bet if I heard it would trigger me. He basically sounds like he's nutting. He goes, hmm. What, really? Look, it sounds like, yeah, like, dude. I thought he's like he was drinking, but I guess it was wrong. No. No, he does like a, like, it sounds like he's like, he's in pain, but at the same time it's pleasure.

He definitely had that, like, nah, like, like that weird, like, that weird, like, fucking, that weird clown-esque. He had a weird voice. Eat this. I'm like just go watch Go go fucking go see some of his fucking grappling moves He don't like this He grabs your ankle and slams you and shit And like he just

And then I like when he's a beetle Because then he has no more fucking He doesn't make any sounds anymore I'm like all right good That reminds you of fucking dragon balls You Budikai won Like uh like When it would be like

Uh ha ha ha ha ha Kameha Because you had to do the fucking four punches I remember that yeah Hi I'm Dr. J Goodman host of Beyond the script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with

stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomach kick every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication.

We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

47 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

PPP-P-P-E. P-P-P-K-E or P-P-K-E? I remember being so confused as a kid being like P-P-K-K-K-K. P-P-P-E. Oh, like, what's happening? Yeah, the way that they would do their, yeah, the fucking symbols and stuff

of like the, the, the power. I love that game so much. I love that game so much too. I love, you can emulate it. Bush's Zima has the best fucking,

you might be able to play it on G.O.G. Do you have that fucking, that, that, that, uh, I don't have that. I mean, you can play,

you can play a metal gear on that for sure. You play, you can play metal's solid playing GOG. Yeah, I might have to look into that. Yeah, it's probably like $5, whatever.

They have some good games on their Mortal Kombat 4. Mortarcom. whatever. All right. Let's see. Let's see. Question, question, question.

Oh, Boucherzima. The Chameleon has the best music in Bladewear, too. I like the Wolf Boxer, dude. He was my boy. Hugo? That was my boy. Hugo was good because you can tell that they actually mochapped a real boxer.

I love that. His moves were fucking, like, fluid, like an actual boxer. I love his only kick when he'd do our front flipping land on you. He would do a little flip. It was like, boom, boom. Then pop, pa. Yeah.

And I'm just like, dang, bro, he's really trying to win. He doesn't know how to kick, but he's throwing his whole body at you. This is someone that needs to win. Do you guys remember the moment that you saw, like, fight night on, like, 360? Yeah, fight night round three. Because I remember that. I remember that really vividly because I don't care about boxing at all. Like, I had, like, I had, like, some PS1 boxing games that I didn't really knockout kings, I think, it was called.

and like I had a couple of those but like I don't care about boxing at all I didn't really care about graphics at all but I saw Fight Night round three at like a friend's house when he got the 360 when it first came out and I was like fucking astonished Was three of the first one for Xbox? Dude they still look good

They don't have Fight Night's anymore though right? No they stopped making them after a champion champion and champion is still played online to this day. People fucking still make fucking they still make Fight Night Champion videos Dude, I remember I remember playing fight night

And I picked Tyson And my friend picked Paciow And he beat the dog shit at me He just The thing is that if you put like A heavyweight is not to be putting his hands on Like I know a lightweight Is he doesn't put his hands on a heavyweight like that

That's like not how it's supposed to be But my friend would knock the shit out of me All the time Like it was horrible I love that game though so fun I mean is it like they really they I think they would make a shit because I know somebody's making a boxing game right now I know I saw some uh I saw some previews of it I forgot who or what but it looks fucking cool I have to look it up I have to look it up but it was good it was a lot of people like I said that there's still people in this still playing fucking finite champion like there's there's a vacuum

because it's it's dude boxing games are fun as fuck they are bro like all the way from from Mike Tyson's punch out to fucking VR shit like boxing games are fun to play they're good to play they're good games Damien Sawyers wrote in he says Hey Chris Derek and

Cunt Have you ever Have you ever? What? Have you ever played L.A. Noir? I've been going through it again and I don't recall you guys ever mentioning it.

It also kind of reminded me of Wait wait it also reminds me of the kind of open world game I enjoy more than it's more when it's open world. world, but less, but only when it serves the story. I've actually, I never played L.A. Noir. I played it.

It's funny. It's funny. It's fine. It's funny. I was going to not like one of the most underrated games, but it is a very underrated game to me. And when that question was happening, I was going to say, I think a lot of people should play L.A. Noir, they remastered it and they should try it out. Because it's really

fun, but if you're not really into you know, like say those type of fucking GTA type of sandbox game, no matter the time, then you're not going to have fun with it. If you're over that shit, you're not going to have fun with it. But I think it's a good game. The game is a good time period.

Do you be racist, so it's fun, you know? Like, what did you do? Did you do it? It's really fun. You seem like you did it. The aesthetic is cool, the fucking, the facial, what is it called? The facial animations that they did? Yeah, what they did.

Yeah, that was a crazy technology that they never used. again. Right. Like, I would they. I think they tried an injustice to or something.

I don't know. Let me look that up. Maybe. Because then they tried injustice too and everyone like hated it or something. I feel like I remember

something like that happening. Everyone would hated their facial expressions. I'm looking at, there's a post on R. Gaming from five years ago.

Uh, I don't know. I don't know what to make of this. I can't tell people are laughing at it or if they think it's impressive.

Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. and it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomach kick every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication.

And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach. on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan.

America's Large Injury Law from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. I remember. I thought it looked, I don't know. I thought it looked fine, but I remember people like shitting on it. Huh. What's the game again?

Oh, no. Injustice 2's facial animations look so good, it's uncanny. Oh, interesting. I swear I saw people shitting on it. Maybe I guess, maybe it was just a few people that, and then I thought it was everybody. I don't know, maybe I just misremembering. Yeah, you're a part of the whole entire Simpsons, you know, internet group, you know, you're a Simpswater's Twitter.

Yeah, Simpsons Twitter? Yeah. This game in Uncharted 4 and Lost Legacy have incredible realistic official animations. You know, I still haven't played Uncharted 4. My roommate just let me borrow it. I just, I haven't played my, uh, I just need everything available on PC, man. I just, I'm tired of playing my fucking, I haven't hooked up my Xbox, uh, one in two years. And my PS4, I played Gosu Shushima, and then I haven't plugged it up since then.

You know, like, I just, but like, you know, obviously it's different. You know, I just, I don't have any obligations to play everything. So, but I just, I wish I could just fucking play everything on PC. We just make things, just make life easier in general for everybody, I think. They would. And I feel like it also solve a lot of problems. Nintendo games on PC so I can mod them, they can be better. That's what I'm saying.

It would solve so many problems for a lot of people there. like fuck man this game would be so much better if I could fuck with it like I just had the op the options to do dumb shit in it and and you see man everybody loves the what's that guy's named banana jam

have you seen his Red Dead Redemption two videos oh my god is that the one where he like he lasts the little kid lasso's yeah fucking Arthur did you see the second one no I haven't is is I'm gonna and I'm not exaggerating is probably like 20 tons better than the first one. You're lying. It's probably, it's one of the, I

promise you, it's one of the, it's called like the wild, wacky, modded west. It's the best video I've ever fucking seen on YouTube. Dude, the little part of the back, a little jack punching him in their back is the funniest shit ever. There's a little tiny fist. Watch the second one, dude. Well, the wild, I think it's called wild, wacky,

modded west. Let me just look it up just to be sure so everybody you can watch it too. Oh, I did. I saw a little bit of this. Somebody showed it to me on stream and I didn't know what the fuck I was looking at. because I had no context for the first one. Reded Redemption 2 of the Wild Wacky West came out three years ago, 7.5 million and Obed Bananas.

I said Banana Jam. I don't know what the fuck banana jam. It's obbed bananas. Red Dead Red Dead Redemption 2, the modded Wacky West has 13 million. To show you that, like, it almost has twice the amount of views because it's so much better.

It's probably one of the funniest fucking videos I've ever seen. And I'm not exaggerating. They're remaking Max Payne. finally what's in one and two finally original max pain

developer remedy entertainment teams up with rock star to remake the first two games for ps5 series x and pc do you do we need max pain remakes yeah i feel like the original games are fine i've thought it was a long time ago

i feel like max pain three came out like 2006 so wow max pain three was like 2009 it was later it was later it was a little later max pain three might have been like 2011 or 2012 max pain three

least it. 2012. Yeah, because I remember it being a lot later. Yeah, it was like

the last, on the tail end of the 360 pieces. It was a sleeper though. I think a lot of people liked it. I think a lot of

people that played it. I liked one and two a lot. Was that the third one? Yeah. You just said, yeah, you just,

we were just talking about that. I wasn't thinking about it. I was thinking about one and two and I was like, hmm, I like those games a lot. Yeah,

Max Payne one and two are pretty cool. Like, I guess, I guess, I guess the whole comic panel thing might be dated.

But like, I don't know. I feel like that game still plays pretty well from what I remember. Anyway, let's, uh, let's jump on. Let's jump on. Let's jump on. What do we got here? Let's knock them all out, baby.

Cock blocking all the endangered species is my new kink rodent. This is, hey, all, question here. After hearing y'all talk about the dog eating a heart scene from one tree hill. It reminded me that Dan Scott is one of the most villainous people portrayed on television. Who the fuck is that?

The dad. Is that a guy in the... He was one of the guys in the scene? He was the dad. He was the guy that looked like satisfied that that happened, right? No, he was one that's... Yeah, he was when I was in hospital. He looked over, it was like...

My heart. That video is so amazing. But, all right, so what was the question? Remind me if Dan Scott's one of the most about... Who do you think is the most villainous character you have ever seen in media? games, movies, television, etc. Dan is always my pick because he got his brother to fall in love with an escort he hired,

ruined his wedding to her, and then he shot his brother to death. Evil man, what is this show? That shit happened in Wiltson Wontree Hill? Yeah. Dude, that sounds like a fucking CW show, man. It is CW show. Oh, it is? Oh, no.

Oh, that makes perfect sense. That makes a ton of sense. It is. It is. It's like when fucking Barack Obama got threatened by gorilla grot in the past that is so awesome hey man

something makes sense I should don't um I would say the most evil is I hear you're answering it like you're in the first grade I think I think

betrayed I think culturally it's got to be Joffrey I think it's got to be Joffrey Joffrey sucks bro dude he sucked so bad he sucked

Ramsey he did his job well but he's not universally despise in the way that that that That kid stopped acting after that shit. Like that was, and he did a fucking fantastic job because I'm telling, I usually don't hate people. Like, act because I know they're acting.

Mm-hmm. Kid got me. He got me. I fucking hate. The casting was so brilliant for him because his face was so punchable too. He was a little twad. He was so. I hate you.

Twat-tastic, man. He's the shit. He was annoying and he was a coward awesome. He made it worse. Imagine getting hated for the rest of your life for a show that, suck. The ending sucked. I mean,

what? No one remembers. No one, the thing is like when you think of Game of Thrones now, it's all in the context of it's sucking. Like that's the context of Game of Thrones now. You're somewhat right. You're pressure right.

I do have the urge to like go back and watch it. And then I feel, and then there's a party. I'm like, but then I don't want you because I remember how shitty it ends. Like, it ends. So I have that.

I have that where I really enjoyed the first few seasons. Actually, I enjoyed most of the seasons. I think seven's biggest problem was way too fucking short. I don't know, man. There's a lot of problems with all of them. Eight was too dark. Seven was too short. Well, it was completely checked out.

We don't even need to go over that. Seven, I feel like if they had time to flesh it out, I think it could have been good. That is in my opinion. I think he's died. They just. I'm thinking. I was like, oh, his heart exploded. He's like, just, you're slumping over like that fucking British comedian who died on stage and it's like,

and it's like, making me nervous. That guy that threw up. He just throws up a bunch. That guy at the baseball stadium throwing up into his own hands for hours. I've never seen someone throw up like that, bro. That is the funniest video. That shit is not funny. You've never seen that video?

Oh my God. It's, it. Derek, you see it and you have, it's like you have. for it. But also you can't, it's such a sad state that it's fucking funny. He's at a baseball,

let me look it up. I don't know. He throws up forever, bro. He throws up five ever, dude. He's like a baseball guy throwing up in hand or what do I?

Bro, it's bad, bro, he blows up so much. Is it a baseball game? Yes, baseball game. Oh, man.

Yeah, yeah. If you Google it, it's called a, oh, man, it's not even on YouTube. That sucks. Have you said gentlemen

at a baseball game, Puget to his head. Doubted shirt. Is it that? God damn it. I'm trying to... Is he like really fat with the blue hat on? Yeah. My hat on?

Literally him. Tim. Tim. Tim. Tim, I know it. I know it. I know. I know.

I know. I know. I know it. Put in the chat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's got a...

Oh, he has his hat. Put in the chat, Derek. I got to see this shit. Multiple people filming him. He's... He's... He's just... Comes a waterfall.

He's oozing my guy. He was throwing up so much, the other person behind him stopped filming him. Like I got enough fucking footage. That's not fucking destroy you already. You have to understand, like, there was enough time for him to get a decent amount of footage of him throwing up. And a decent amount of him, like, there had to have been enough time for him to have pulled out his phone. To begin to record him. It's like, okay, that's somebody I should be recording right now.

Like, well, he's still throwing up. Dude, you ever see, you ever played, uh, Dante's Inferno? You ever play the video game? Yeah. Like, when you go to, when you go to the gluttony fucking ring, like, when you go, like, that's this guy. Like, just with clothes on. So there's a little fat dudes that throw up and shit on you. That's this guy.

Dude, it just never ends. He just keeps going. Like, you just, you know, you've had too much, dude. Like, I know big people and they just, they don't, like, This guy is the over the top. He's the stereotype. It's so disgusting. Eating and drinking so much that he just,

he won't even move. He won't even leave. Like say if I were throwing up like that, I would hunch over. I would at least get on the ground or something. I wouldn't want everybody to see throwing up into my hand. He's just, yeah,

I love that he's like, like he's like, no one will notice. If I just, if I cover my mouth. funny. If I cover my mouth, maybe they'll think I'm sucking on a lollipob or something. And meanwhile, his shirt is this cascade.

It looks like a landslide. It's so disgusting. It looks so bad. It's so bad, man. It's such a seconding video, that poor guy. How much did he drink, bro? Too much, though. He's just trying to be like, God damn.

I'm at a baseball game. I got to make this entertaining. I'm here by myself. It's no good. There's no wife in the kids. Yeah, he's not even with anybody. Like, that's what's so insane. It's like he's at a baseball game by himself throwing up into his own hands.

This fucking, I found a different title of it. That guy puking at baseball game America, America edition, based guy pukes. Oh, my God. Why is he, why is this guy? Because he's stoic about it. He's like, you know what? I'm not going to, I'm going to throw up in a dignified way. I'm not going to get on my knees.

I'm not going to go to the bathroom. You know what? This is my chair. I paid for this seat. And damn it, I'm going to bob it all over it if I have to. That's a good point. There you go, bro. You know? These liberals think they can take my seat away from me. Hey, man. God, be like that. All right, Sweeney, uh, Sweeney is my black Danny DeVito. Sweeney is black Danny DeVito, uh, rode in. Okay.

says hello trifecta of missing family members I feel like everyone has a hobby in particular that's a money hole nobody else understands but tickles your brain in just the right way mine in particular is vinyl and I'm wondering what your guys are thanks to the weekly yucks I

I don't stick with these hobbies enough to really have one but I do dabble in a lot of them like I have like Amaranth you pay for your tier three Amaranth sub Amaranth Yeah, did you get one of her fucking fart jars for like a 500,000, whatever it was?

Bro, I got three, bro. I got three, bro. I'm fucking so excited. I want to, what do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do?

You go to your friend's house. You haven't seen him in a long time. You go into his, you're like, oh, you're hanging out. And you're like, man, I'm a little thirsty. Then you go into his fridge and he has three of those fart jars. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman. and I'm the host of Beyond the Script,

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it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $1.20 million is insane. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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You ignore it. I wouldn't ignore it. I'd have to bring it up. I would ignore it. I'd have to bring it up purely because of, no, like, I can't let my friend be this irresponsible with his money. I just can't. I can't, I can't get involved in.

I can't. I can't let my friend be that. I can't have that talk with him. It's like a parent having a sex talk. I can't do it. Get somebody else. I don't think like I feel like it's just it's like there's there's levels I feel like there's certain things that I don't like I have a friend that he's same age as me and me and my other friends I don't think any of my friends listen to this I don't give a shit but like I speculate we think he's never banged a chick before you know he's same age as me and we all like kind of wonder but we don't know and it's been too long you know I've known him since I was 13 and it's been too long where it's like Like I should have asked him so long ago.

Now it's just too long. I can't bring it up. I can never bring it up. Just bring it up. Literally. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's not like, if, if he hasn't brought it up, there's a reason why. Is he, like, no, I don't know. Definitely not.

Because I know this dude, like, like, he's definitely tried to get at some chicks, right? It didn't work out, whatever. But it's now it's gone too long or it's, it's, it's no matter what it's going to be a fucking awkward conversation. And since he's never brought it up. himself just to be like damn dude like on some pussy or whatever this this and that and then I'd talk about it like an invitation to talk about it

it's just one of those things I'm like I don't know how to bring it up I don't think I'm ever going to bring it up unless he starts the conversation sucks man yeah I don't say but I can talk to him about if he had fart jars I can definitely talk to him about that because that's just fucking weird where I'm like dude you know look I'm not good I wouldn't

shame you if they were like 10 bucks a pop or something I'm not going for Amaranthens look I'm gonna say it's fucking weird, but I mean, if you're into fart jars, what am I going to tell them not to do it? Yeah. Oh my God. I'm not going to tell him not to do it, but if you're paying for amarance,

I think it, how let's see how much it was. I think it was like 500,000 or 1,000 plus. I can't remember it was, whatever it was. Your eyes turned green. Like Hulks. I saw it. guy open up one of those jars on a stream, you know, but I, he opened his, like, I saw him, like, open it up on stream. It's like, oh, my God, it stinks, which allows me to think that, you know,

she's so fucking pungent. Oh, God. Maybe that guy at the baseball, maybe he just took a whiff of one of the, one of the jars. Oh, my, fucking guys, it's terrible. You don't see, you don't see, You don't see the baseball game with the fart jar. You don't see his left hand. You don't see his left hand. It's holding an open fart jar from Amaranth. He's peaking for the rest. He's still there.

He's still at the baseball stadium. I like for me. He's thin now, though. He's thin. He's like 106 pounds. He's been throwing up the whole time for months. He puked up all the fat in his body too. At first it was food, then it was fat and it's muscle.

Now he's just tired. He's just. Dude, you think he's going to start selling workout programs? They're like, yo. All you got to do is... He's like really charismatic. He's like, he's really charismatic about it's like, here's how I lost 300 pounds in five days.

And then it does like the, it does like the, like the original video of him throwing up with the baseball game, like spins into frame. And then it stays there. Like fucking movie maker? Yeah, like movie maker. Oh my God. And there's no music.

There's no music underneath it. It's just dead silence. And he just vomits in a chair. Oh my God. Okay, next question. For me, $1,000. For me, a thousand dollars.

For a bar jar? Yeah. Well, that's not too much. I mean, nothing. That's not too much. For you what? It's definitely, it's obviously comics for you.

It's comic. Monetizing. Oh, man, that's so crazy. And D&D? Yeah. What, you mean like the books and stuff and like dice? Yeah. I have, I have like two setter dice worth over $200.

Yeah, you have those custom Spider-Man ones too. Yeah, they're just dice, bro. They're just nice. That's pretty extreme, but yeah, I'll get it. I don't know. I don't have anything that's consistent. Yeah, that's kind of thing. It's like I have, I dabble into, like, I have, I guess I have a lot of guitars, but I don't, like, I don't necessarily, like, go out of my way to collect them.

It's usually, like, our friend Lyle is like, hey, I'm getting rid of this seven string guitar. And I'm like, oh, I don't have a seven string. I'll buy that, sure. Or, like, oh, I've always, like, that one specifically, like, I've always wanted, like, a white less Paul. So I was like, I'm going to get the white list ball But like It's not like a comment You got that one a while ago though right

That's not a new guitar right I got that one like years ago Yeah that one's not so like I haven't bought a new guitar And fucking You got that guitar I feel like before we left New York We did yeah yeah I got it before I got the guitar I got it before I left New York

And the last guitar I bought was the one that That I got from Lyle Yeah The seven string Which was like I think two years ago at this point But I mean I guess I have like some like If stuff comes out that's like related to IPs that I like.

If like a destiny Grimwar compendium comes out with like lore, it's like, I'll get that because I kind of, ah, it's, and magic now too. I'm just a fucking nerd.

All the nerd shit. I collect a bunch of nerd shit. I don't collect figurines yet, but that's because I haven't gotten my first one yet. I want to get a really nice Miles Morales figurine or that one. Figurines are fun, man.

I just like the way they look. You want to get a real nice. It's a handful, yeah. It's a step away from, it's like, an acceptable toy. It's fine. I'm fine to be a toy.

I have a lot of Master Chief Action figures, man. When you think of, when you really think about it, everything you buy as an adult for fun is pretty much as a toy. Yeah, video games are toys, basically. Like, when I look at how many, bro, I have so many comic, like, trade paperbacks, but I have so many more, like, single issues to the point that I had to weed myself back and be like, I won't buy comics until I finish comics.

And it sucks, but, like, I just I can't validate buying them anymore. I have too many. I don't even have an outrageous amount. I just have too many that I haven't even touched yet. So I got to like work through that. That's kind of like the whole fucking everybody. Everybody is the same thing like on, especially on PC where you just buy a bunch of games.

Especially they're on sale or something. And then you just buy them. They're just there. And I'm like honest with myself. I don't know if I'm ever going to play this because I just don't have a, But it was, it was fucking $3. So how am I not gonna buy it? I just bought that.

What was it that? It was like a game that, oh, wait, no, I think it. No, I didn't buy it. It was in my cart. What? Oh, shit, I missed it. It's not three bucks anymore. More game.

It was like, it was like three bucks, uh, uh, Lords of the Fallen. Oh. Like, like, Lords of the Fall and they're like, I was like, I was going to buy for three bucks. It was like three or four dollars, but I just missed the sale. You know what I got? You know what I got to buy anymore? I was 30 bucks. I got, I got Dragon Age.

origins for $5, a specialist for everything in it, whether I'm in it. Five dollars. Has it the awakening expansion? Yep, all of it. Okay, that's good price.

That's pretty good value. I was like, nice. Yeah. That's pretty fucking saw. I actually just bought it. I bought, because I feel like I want to play it again

because I only played it on 360, but Dragon Age 2. And that one gets, see, it's not, it's, I don't think it's as bad as people fucking give it. Dragon H2 has an amazing story,

but the combat is so weird. I feel. I actually, I appreciated that they fuck it because it's not just, I've never been, I've never really been a point and click guy, like, you know, buy where their shit, where it's just basically just point and click and then go leave and make a sandwich. Yeah, like, I've never really been about that life where I feel like, I literally feel like I kind of just start doing other shit when I'm doing combat, where I'm like, I'm not even engaged anymore.

So I like where they took, but then I think, no, inquisition, they, they balance it out to where you can actually do either or. In Qiguan's a very good, good idea set-wise. I just think that Dragon H-2's combat's a little, it's like, it's a very different combat from like origins. Well, it was just fine. It was kind of like, it was kind of hack and slash, which a lot of people didn't like, I guess. Or it's like I start, but which I'm a fan.

I love fucking things up. And then what I did like was, I thought the mages, they did a great idea because it made them look animated. Instead of just kind of standing around being like, eh, eh. They're actually doing like shit. They're actually fucking doing shit. And I'm like, oh, dude, this actually looks, this is why I made, I fucking always hated magic because they made people look so boring when they're casting shit. That's not true, both. Save stuff on fire.

Set yourself on fire, then use fireball. Then you like, go around the fireball and throw it at people. I just want, like, magic to be, I like when magic is interesting, but a lot of times it's just like pointing something and then the magic's doing all the work. And I'm like, ah, I like when people are fucking like, it looks. looks like they're actually conjuring shit and there's something happening. That's actually a huge, like, because I've been playing this, uh, this game that just this ghostwire Tokyo or whatever the fuck. Yeah, Ghostwire Tokyo, yeah.

And like, that's a huge element of why that game is even remotely good. Because it's like, just the feeling of, like, doing these crazy, like, sigils and shit and, like, fucking tethering. Like, that shit is so satisfying. It's not, like, I wouldn't say it's, like, it's not a good FPS. really because it's not like doom and it's not like faster or nothing but like the feeling of using magic feels so satisfying in that game

for that reason because it just looks cool to use whereas like a lot of games in magic it's like even in Dark Souls like in some of the earlier Souls games where it's like the magic is like the least interesting. Oh God it's the fucking worst. It's it's good though like the floating orbs

and demon souls and dark souls it's good it's just kind of lame comparatively. It's it's it's lamer to have a staff or it's lamer to just like do this and like a little orb comes out of your hand and like damages an enemy than it is to pick up a great sword and like drag it through the ground and then slam it down on a person's head and watch them crumble underneath it like it's just it's never going to be as satisfying from a tactile perspective so like this i will say an elder ring that

fucking kamea mea or that what is it the galic gun that shit bro the fucking gallic gun is the um The gallic gun. Bro, it's so wild. You like take a moment to charge it and then, because I have an intelligence build, so I take a moment to charge it, but you can put a sigil on a floor that amps to the fuck out of everything

you do that's intelligence base. And there's like a boss that like he transformed into like a wolf with a giant sword. He's doing like fucking gainers and jumping off these columns. And I just sniped him out the air with it. And you can just see his life leave him while he's in the air falling down

and lands and just die. And it's so fucking funny. That wolf, that wolf and elden ring. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CBS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches.

Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication.

We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529.

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from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Not super hard. I saw a lot of people, the wolf with the sword. The red wolf? Which one are you talking about?

The wolf that's like carrying... In the castle. In the castle, there's like a wolf that has like a sword in the mouth. Or it's at the academy, the academy. Oh, yeah. He attacks a lot. He's not that hard to be able to.

I beat him in two tries. That was like not a hard fight at all. I forgot about it. I forgot about it. You skipped it and ran up to the other boss. No, you can skip it? I didn't even know. No, no, no, you can't because you get trapped in that room.

For me, there's another, there's another wolf that's very different. It's like a black blade that every time it swings it, like a get-to-gettential come, like an energy wave comes out of it. and it's just jumping off these columns and like doing spins in the air he's like where's that at i don't remember if i thought that it's you probably wouldn't be there it's like late game it's like i gotta i gotta i gotta i got to get again i'm pretty much to forget where i am do you guys uncover the entire map yeah i'm done i'm at the last boss i probably not i couldn't do it with that i had to look it up and i was so angry when i figured out how to do

the last part because the very north of the map i could not figure how to get there you had to I tried to do it organically. You had to get the, you had to get the... You had to get that fucking medallion. Yeah. Yeah. And then there's one of the parts, though,

is in the stupidest place ever that I feel like nobody... I don't... For me, for me, what's weird is that one of them is near the volcano manner, right? If I'm not mistaken. One of them, you have to fight a boss to get it. I don't remember if it... It wasn't out of the way for me. That's the thing.

I don't remember. I don't remember being out of the way. The fucking the one... Spoilers for anybody. Spoilers alert. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry, guys. The one that, well, we're not really spoiling anything.

But I just want to say now, if somebody wants to find this organically, I'm saying spoilers. Where the fucking, the left side of the one is? Because the right side is northeast where you fucking, and then you fight that fucking night guy. And then you get it. And then you, cool. The other one, you have to go under, you have to go past all that water and shit south of the academy. And then you go fucking under this mountain. You go under it.

And then it's just a completely dark fucking village. and then there's a pot. Oh my God. You break him out of the pot and then he gives it to you. Wait, really? I fucking, yes, dude. Oh,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would not have found this thing. Wait, really? I don't remember doing that. Dark and I've missed that pot. Completely. I don't remember doing that. Wait,

know that random village of the people that are crawling. The urban. And you get on, and you get on top of that like lift that brings you up above. The Albinoric. The Albinoric Village. I don't remember.

You're talking about. So it's south of a, you know, the academy, it's all just a bunch of lake and water. And there's a bunch of lake below, yeah. So you go south. Yeah, so you go south and a little bit of southwest. And there's a village under like a basically. Yeah, that's the Albinoric, Albinoric village. Yeah, there you go. I don't remember that. I don't remember even doing that. You don't remember it being like almost, it's almost pitch black and there's like one little bonfire. And then there's a bridge that leads out to it. But it's, it's very, now I know what you mean. You can miss it. It's very easy to miss that fucking medallel. It's very easy to miss and it pissed me off on how like you had to get a bot fight a boss versus just trip upon this asshole in a fucking pot If the contrast is insane I got so mad that I was like oh that's why I couldn't find it I was so fucking angry see I somehow found that you had you had the found that guy right yeah I found that's crazy you had to fire that's crazy That's crazy huh that's what I said about people that I had the fire giant glitch man you're lucky I had two no I mean want to see

easy I was too. The second time I fought, what's this name? When the, when the king turns into the champion. Oh yeah, Godfrey? Yeah, when he turns into whatever his name is, when he's just a champion, when he's just a regular warrior, sorry, when he's a warrior. The second time I fought him, when he turned into a warrior, his life was on, it was on one HP. Oh, it saves it. So for me, for me, what happened is that? And I was like, oh my God, how am I not recording this shit? This is gold but I was just playing it in my leisure so the second I didn't have to fight him and I didn't notice it because you're not paying attention to his life you're like okay I'm gonna have the fucking beat I hit him once and he died and I was like what what happened and I realized

that he just didn't have any life I'm like that's awesome busted for me for me what happened what fight was crazy there was a fight where um here you four millennia yet let's like it let's like a she okay well yeah let's like a two d I just talk about the ring all day yeah I'm I fought, yeah, and it took me a minute to strategize. I cheated. I re-jumped her. Yeah. You jumped her, I cheated.

I didn't fuck. Hate that bitch. Hate her. I fucking, to me, I just actually, I was like, I need to summon the bloodborne and then just be an expert dodger.

And just, you're kind of have to like Pat. I just, because at first I was trying to fight her like how I normally fight. And then I'm like, well, this isn't going to work. I can't fucking,

you can't block. Yeah. This dumb bitch. Fuck that bitch. dude, but yeah. All right, let's move on. She bad as fuck, though, but fuck that bitch. We'll do this last question. She's that dope armor. I like her fucking shit.

Harmer set is garbage, though. Like defense-wise? I love the helmet. Oh, yeah, I know what you mean. The aesthetic is beautiful. That's what I meant. That's what I meant. I just use the wolf farmer. Yeah, it's useless. It's useless.

I had the wolf farm out as the beginning of the game, bro. I use that finger, uh, that melted armor. I just, because it's just aesthetic. I don't even care about armor. Like what it actually does. It's like that melted shit where the helmet's kind of melted. Yeah. At first,

at first I was doing like a Weapon X thing. I was just like Wolverine. I was doing that shit at first, but I'm like, I need a little bit more defense than that. I love it. Okay, now I want to play that game again.

Now I might drive the play the game is back. Yeah, it's been a while since I've touched it. Right, it's been like a little over week or two. I might play a little bit tonight. But a couple of mad. I started a new character with a hot bitch.

Yeah. I took like a good 10 minutes to make this chick. And I'm like, yeah. Yeah. For me, as soon as I saw a blood the werewolf dude, I was like, I can marry you. Instantly, I can, I can marry you. I can easily marry you right now, like crazy. Furry alert, man.

Just go start my life with you. It's not, dude, it's easy. Look, he's handsome. He's a werewolf. And he's so respectful. Such a nice guy. I try to hang out with that fucking tortoise pulp, dude. That guy's dope.

Yeah, the turtle pope is awesome. He's so chill. He's real nice, bro. He's like, yeah, you know, shit's crazy, but whatever. This fucking hat, dude His fucking hat, it's so awesome I tried to jump on him He freaks out

No, yeah Because if you jump at anybody It counts as like attacking Wait what, really? Yeah, that's why I like Or if you dodge at people It doesn't exactly count But it raises that like

That yellow That yellow thing or yeah It agros them a little bit Yeah yeah Because I did that to that lady There's like this lady in Learnia who she's like, oh, can you get my necklace back? Somebody stole it. I never gave her necklace back.

I never got it back there ever. And the game's over for me. Literally, I can't even go back because of a certain part, a certain point something happens that fucks the game for you. So I can't even go back to fix it anymore. There's a, too late. There is a thing that I learned that like restore. But like what I mean was like I accidentally jumped at her. off my horse and it like

it triggered her for a second like it didn't it didn't like kill her or nothing but like that that circle that comes around them that goes like oh I'm you know I didn't mean anything kind of comes up and that's what happens when you like jump at people jump on that bitch more that makes a lot of sense

but a hot tip you can kill every single merchant and then later on there's going to be you can absorb yourself right yeah there's going to be a thing later that lets you restore all that so I don't The thing is that you kill every merchant, you kill them all, and then you go just take the thing they had and you give it to the two-finger lady there.

And it's better. Like, that's technically a better way to go about it. But then what I mean is like, but then you could like use a thing to like fix your standing with them. Do they come back to life if you say if they kill them? Yeah. I didn't know that. Anyway, Cubomatic rode in.

This is the last question. He goes, hey, snark tank gang. Hope you have it a wonderful day slash night. Here's a question that'll be good for the podcast. What's your least favorite moment when it comes to watching episodic television or episodic shows. For me it's when the main protagonist gets in trouble for a crime that they didn't commit

and at the end of everything gets resolved even though he thought the audience, I don't, this is very specific. But the thing that came up to me was like immediately like in euphoria where she, where she apparently gets sold and it's not a big deal. Not yet. That shit's going to come back somehow. That should be a big deal immediately. That shit's going to be a big deal later on, bro.

You lost an insane amount of money in drugs. You're being sold as property. And then you escape and whatever. Big fucking deal. If that shit doesn't come back, I'll be very upset. But my favorite moment, my favorite moment is when characters like, just when the main character just gets, like, because I like the idea of like ensembles, even in a sense of like heroic stories or like everyone's like at together fighting.

But then when the main character just gets some bullshit to happen, like just some wildly wild. Just they pull something out of their ass? What do you mean? It's like, what did? You couldn't do that before? Where was this before when we could have used it when someone died? That was like, that was Spider-Man no way home for me when Ned just becomes magic. All of a sudden.

That's true. He didn't know how to practice magic. He's like the shit. But it was like, yeah, I get. That could have been helpful before. No, the moment, there's a moment in, there's a moment in Naruto, where Naruto can heal. Naruto can heal himself. But there's a moment where Neji, the character he fought like in the beginning of the series, jumps in front of him and gets a spike through his stomach for no reason.

He, first of all, his ability is he rotates and knocks shit away. That's what Neji does. Oh, and then he didn't, what he was asleep? They didn't do that and he jumped in for the Naruto, a motherfucker that heals from everything and gets killed. And I'm just like, why did they do that? Yeah. And then guess what the last word he says is.

Oh, shit, niggum. Because I'm a genius. Swear to God. And I'm like, but that's the dumbest death in the series. Yeah, that show sounds riveting. Sounds really good. Dog. Yeah, it sounds wonderful.

The end of that show is so fucking bad. It's wild. I'm so glad I fell off of that show I feel like I feel so blessed Like I feel so blessed that I got out in time I don't know that show sounds like ninja euphoria to me or some shit It probably is ninja euphoria It is the thing about me is this right

I know that closing a story is hard to do It is I disagree It's really it's not easy it's not easy It's not easy it's not easy It's not easy guys trying to avoid People are trying to avoid tropes that's why they fuck it up for them No no oh yeah that's true But that's the thing.

To close the story is not easy if you want to, like, if you, because everything has to have an end and everything, it's understandable that things have to end. You know, you got to be like, all right, eventually it's going to stop. But so often people mess it up that there has to be a, like, it has to not be the easiest thing. No, here's the thing is that you have to have an idea where you're going to end. There's a logical conclusion that something should come to an end and so many people are fixated on just deviating from it. That's why they fuck it up. I don't know, man. There's a formula for a story that throughout history of telling stories,

like Homer and all these pieces of shit. Oh, yeah, I understand. But like you guys, you guys remember writing essays, right? Obviously. Yeah, but like, you know the closing paragraph? It's the same thing.

There's a formula. Don't deviate from the formula. You're going to get a fucking bad grade. You know what I mean? But yeah, but you know the closing paragraph, right? For me, when I was taking, when I said, now that I'm taking a literature, a certain literature class, right?

The idea is that you're supposed to act the end. summarize and then leave one more question at the end right that's how closing paragraphs were the ending at the final part of something my teacher would be like don't do that end it and I'm like what do you mean what does that mean like how do you uh have you ever thought deeper about this subject and it's so it's really hard to end I feel like it has to be hard to end stories. No, it's not. If people mess up so many time, I think it can't be easy.

No, here's the thing. People mess up a lot because they find stories with reasonable endings and then they want them to continue in perpetuity. And then they don't know how to, they don't know how to stretch a story out for decades upon decades, years upon years, and have it end satisfactorily. Because usually those shows have extended past the point where they should have ended. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter.

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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Like, that's what happens a lot of the time. I don't know, man. It's not hard to close stories. It's hard to stop at the right time, I guess. I think, I think, I think what you call, it's going to stick the landing. I think, I think, look it. Think about the, just a simple story about, it's not even just, just,

a kid going to the grocery store to buy milk. And the conflict is he can't find his fucking wallet. He finds it, whatever, he buys the milk goes home. Everything is cool. The most basic boring fucking story ever. What people usually want to do is that's too basic. They need to throw some bullshit in it. They got to throw you.

They want to twist. They want to be smart about it. When most people, the general public just wants a fucking resolution and to feel good at the very end of their goddamn story. And there's too many artists that don't want to do that. I don't even think it's the idea because I feel like a lot of artists kind of want to end their shit I think a lot of them are like okay

I want this to be over and then a company's like no the fuck you don't bitch right but that's what I mean no no no I understand I understand that point but let's just say divorced of an entity or producers or something

if it's your own fucking story like there's no reason for you not to end it on basic and a feel good thing to be like okay now everybody's gonna be happy with this it's like say the way that Game of Thrones ended and the way

that fucking what happened to DeNaris and stuff that is not good storytelling I think we we understand fucking uh if you haven't seen this shit well fucking whatever it's been years right he did he did uh

yeah that motherfucker killing uh DeNaris nobody wanted that no nobody wanted that I disagree I think that DeNaris You're fucking crazy denarius is DeNaris the writing was on the wall from the beginning with her.

I think her dying at the end is still going to happen in a book. We've talked about this. It's this motherfucker killing her. It's not, it's not a logical conclusion to come to. I think, I think it, I think it is.

It's the way they got you to that point. It would have been praised. Do you understand how it would have been praised? No, no, no, no, no,

the way it was done was not done well. It was done horribly. But I think the ending point is still going to be a sort of similar ending point. That's as far as that goes. him killing her was unnecessary it didn't need that didn't need to happen

it I will say as somebody I have not seen the show I think he would kill her I will say I'll say based on what I can tell or based on what I can gather is that last season

was rushed pretty quickly they rushed through a lot and to me and to me it's like it's one of those things where it's like maybe in one more season in the context

in the context of this season it probably didn't make a lot of sense for that character to kill Dineris. But if they had given, if they had, if they had, if they had given enough time for that to make sense, that's, that's kind of like a big, it's almost like,

you know what I think of, sometimes when I think of this? It's like that series of unfortunate events movie, where they rush through like three books in one film and you're just like, what the fuck is going on? Like all of this is like this, all of this should be happening, but like none of it matters because we don't have an

time to really care about what's what's going on. And so you're left with at the end of the movie going like, I guess that was like a, I mean, I guess that was a fucking movie. No, that's a good point because you went from DeNaris being the savior of slaves to just killing a bunch of people in like immediately. But in like in like two episodes back. No, no, no, no. No, no.

No, no. The thing is that she's been doing that the whole series. The problem is she has. That's a fact she has. She has from the beginning. She hasn't. No, she has not been just, she's been killing bad people. But when somebody stood in her way, she always destroyed them, the whole series from the very beginning. They weren't fucking innocent bystander.

No, no, no, I understand. I understand. I understand. No, Derek. No, it's deeper context in that. She will kill. No, you're fucking, no, it is. It really is.

No, it's not interpretation. This is what happens. Every time someone stood against her. Why is the people? No, no. the people that stood against her? Were they innocent good people, binding their business? But the thing, but the thing is that, what you call it? She, when she believes, you're not even answering the question. But look, look, were they fucking innocent civilians just living their

fucking lives standing against her? Is that what was happening? Derek, no, they weren't. They weren't. So what is your, but she wasn't, she didn't, she didn't, she didn't experience the trauma that she did already. And she didn't have the same things that was weighing on her head as before. When she killed the people in Marine, she was going to burn down. all of Marine. She was going to destroy the place. She was going to kill every single person. Going.

And then Tyrion was like, yo, chill. He was like, yo, chill. He was there close enough to be like, yo. What season was that? That was season four, bro. Look at man. When it was still a great show. Well, people after the four, then a lot of people, you know,

that's what people stay. they say things get iffy. People, people were like, yo, I understand that people can see it. DeNaris has never did anything, even with threats and whatnot. She's never did anything that was unreasonable of like, oh, what a queen would do in that time to just unnecessarily killing a bunch of people that had nothing to do with anything. I understand. That is a fucking, that is a, that is, that is like what Chris has said, to his point, that is just not enough time for her to get to that point. That is not a logical conclusion for her to come to. I agree. I agree. I agree in the context of what we were given. The motherfucker killing her and then the dragon just burning the goddamn chair. That was stupid also, yes. That's what I'm, that is what I'm talking about.

That is not a good storytelling. That is not logical conclusions to come to. The dragon clearly should have killed him, if anything, if you wanted to just be real about it, which would at least make a little more sense, knowing he was going to die for doing this. You know, it just, the storytelling. And then the fact that John doesn't die at the end, they don't kill him. Like, like, suddenly like let him go to the north. Like all, a lot of the things are done not intelligibly.

Like he's like, oh, this is stupid. But see, that's what I'm talking about without not with ignoring the logical conclusions. What you know what should happen. You know, John, you know he should die. We all know he should die. Now, what happens for me is ignoring those conclusions. My argument was the idea that DeNaris's character from the very beginning, every time someone stood against her, she would just destroy them, right? And what happens is Tyrion makes a good point.

He was just like, dude, every time we chewed for her when she destroyed people, when she went after people. that were wrong. But this time, Jen and she thinks like, oh, my perspective is right. It's the idea of having power. Her mindset got war because of how much power she had. She was like in a matter of how long. Like it's, no, no, no, no. And I understand in a matter of,

in a matter of like a year or two. And that's what they. Nobody would have. No one would have had a problem with her coming to that. No one would have a problem if there would have been time for it to breathe. We can actually see her descent into madness. We didn't get that opportunity. So by default, it's bad storytelling.

I think that it wasn't done with enough time. That's all I think. I think the writing was always on the wall. I just think that them getting there, they took a right through a fucking cornfield and got there instead of being like, no, go the right way and do it. It could have been on the wall, but at the same time,

there could have been enough time for her to course correct. It's just like say, you know, there wasn't enough time. Here's a good example. In God of War 2018, there wasn't enough time for Loki or a train. race to when he finally figured out that he's a god and then he was a dick for just like a little bit now in a series or something there would have probably been multiple episodes or enough time for him to really be a menace but in such a short time you just course corrected like oh what have I done I've been such a piece of shit like you're a piece of ship for like let's see to the hour a game

probably like yeah that's what I'm saying you know it was a little rush where I'm like okay that didn't last I understand y'all your argument I don't disagree with your argument I disagree with the idea because people are like DeNaris wasn't becoming Eve when it's like I saw that shit from the beginning I feel like it was it's there's because she never did anything it's like there's potential but there's always been potential she's always been a kind of a

kind of a bitch right there was I don't think she was a bitch because like when she kills the guy she's the slaves from she makes a deal right though the guy may be a piece of shit she makes a deal with him to give her the dragon and then she kills him that's you know like you made a deal for the dragon for the unsulled, you know, you made your deal.

You know, stick with your deal. She, she went there for the slavers and just took over there. Like, oh, this is not how this works anymore. Though I agree that slavers should not be allowed to do what they want to do. You do not come from somewhere else without any perspective, how things go and just take over. And now the way you live is wrong. And then the slavers were like, we're not giving up the way we live because we've had it this way so long. You know what?

And I was like, and she was like, all right, fine. I'll kill everyone here. about that. And then Terean was like, yo, my, yo, my nigga, chill. Hey, yo, hey, yo, calm down. You can use your words, you know? Though there were problems about how she got to that point, I very much so think the whole time I was just like watching her, because I read the books too, and I was like, she's tripping. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this

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20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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You don't make Aria Stark kill the Night King when John's whole character was to defeat the Night King. That is his purpose as a character. So, like, so, so exactly when I talk about logical conclusions. Like, I understand what you mean, though. You're right. You're right. That's all I'm talking about.

Yeah, that's what I wanted to be like, they wanted to be like, you bet you didn't see this coming and it's like, no, but like, it's almost, it's almost like, man. The way they do him dirty, bro. You expected to go home tonight and sleep, but we've set your house on fire. I bet you didn't see that coming. It's like, yeah, this is way worse than the boring reality that would have awaited me had I just been able to go to sleep. Sometimes subverting people's expectations isn't the right thing to do.

The way he got stopped, bro. It's totally fine if the predictability lends itself to the logic of the world you've set up. No one's going to complain that like, oh, you know, Chief blew up a halo ring and that's going to be a problem. It's like, no, of course. Right. What you think about, think about one of the most watched things ever, is sports in general. Everybody knows the logical conclusions. One of the teams are going to win.

You know what I mean? Like, they're expecting this, and they would be very pissed off if they still at the end of the One. Nobody won. It was this over. No, no, no. What happens is somebody, what happens is you're watching a game, Yankees versus fucking whatever. and then suddenly

you win another team comes in and wins after playing for 30 minutes and you're like yo what the fuck this isn't even the game I paid for

Chris what makes it so bad is that you don't know about Game of Thrones but it's insults because the final art that part's going on right John Snow's character is the character that's supposed to be the bridged

he's like the character that works as the one like the good guy that's the bridge He's supposed to have sex with the Night King. Yeah, right. The bridge. He's like the bridge of person

of like that connects the story in a deeper meaning, right? He's supposed to come on the Night King's face. He's supposed to. But what happens is John Snow gets stuck by a dumbass dragon breathing fire at him. So he's just stuck behind the wall.

And I'm just like, no. Like reveal that John can't be burned anymore that he, now he acknowledges his Targaryen blood. Or John does some wild shit kills the dragon something and he does nothing that whole time after years of buildup bro if that happens if that happens in the book i'm going to martin's house bro i'm breaking in this house i'm gonna pull a Nate I'm gonna pull a Nate from Euphoria and be in his house when he gets there his beat his ass what's going on George second thanks for Eldon Ring what if he what if he

meditates real hard and then he just becomes vapor. I'm like, damn, dude. I wouldn't even, oh my. I'd be, I'd be so mad as I'm like, I'm going to get you with that vapor existence you live in. You went to George R. Martin's house and Ryan Johnson's like whispering in his ear and you see him writing the script for the next fucking book. And he's like in trance.

He's like, get away from him. Get away from him. You bring into the wrong house? It disappears. Is this Georgia R. Martin's house? No, it's just, uh, that's just a, that's. This is George R. Lucas's house. He disappears after I tell him.

Get away from, don't touch him. He turns to smoke and dizzam apparates away. And I'm like, George, George, are you okay? Are you okay? He's like, he was making me do it. He was making me. What have I done? Did I publish Winds of Winter already?

You did, George, you did. No, no. It's not done. No. I can't finish it. Hey, yo, yo, yo, phase clan is in fucking, phase clan is in the new. Phase clan is in the new.

in Game of Thrones. Say it with your booty. That's where we might as well end it there. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Hey, yo, shubiddy-duby. Fais Smith. Fais, Will Smith.

I don't know what you would call it. Wolf Smith and Fais Klan. Hancock. You know what's weird? I was cleaning my room and I found a ticket stub to Hancock. No shit. Yeah. Fucking crazy.

I was like, wow. I can't believe. You have that. That's interesting. I don't think I had. like intentionally keep it I think like I just draw you know because like sometimes especially with like certain rooms like this where it's like there's like a what do you call like the moldings of the floor and then like some some like thin papers can get caught under like beds or like desks like I was moving shit like that and I was like that I haven't moved in years and I'm like wow I handcock tickets though what that I have that I have that I have Joejo rabbit these are not tickets that I've saved like I just I just have found them but anyway that's my next thing. collection. Could you imagine phase clans in fucking

winds of winter? I would be so upset. I would have to be monitored because I would do some wild shit if I'm not fucking kept under wraps. I believe it. Anyway, it might. It might, man. He's dabbling in a video game

so it's just one step away. Phase Kahn's probably already contacted him like, dude, fucking Elder Ring was so dope. So how do you about putting Phase Clan as a DLC and then, you know. Oh my God. I hope to fucking God.

That doesn't happen. I would hate to recommend. You thought about making Phase Clan a D-L-S I can't breathe. I can't, I could not bear to have recommended a game to so many people only for it to get Phase Clan DLC. Like that would be so hurtful to me. That was like when I was like, yeah,

Crash Team Racing is great, guys, go play it. And then Activision was like, like, two months later, they were like, we're going to throw micro-transactions in here now that everybody's recommended it. to everybody. That was so sly that was such a sickeningly sly sly, disgusting thing they did. For Crash, right? Yeah, for Crash Team Racing.

All the reviews were like, and there's no monetization. It's great. Highly recommended. Like 9 out of 10, it was like reviewing really, really well. And then two months after that, when like the reviews were all settled in, everybody was like enjoying it. Bam. Take this. Ten dollar fucking skins.

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Yo, everyone in the chat, comment, Alex. I'm not finishing that. Does it actually say it? Yeah, well, yes. So I'm going to go ahead and not say it. No self-righteous. Yeah, you actually didn't quote it correctly. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down

with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to the patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications

that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from yourself. phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I'm not starting my fucking self. You stupid fucking bitch. Man, I love that.

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Steven, where's that's the name? That's the name. Do you think come? This is becoming so schizophrenic guys. Do you think come? That's such an outrageous thing to say. You know what's fucked up to you? Is now I am thinking come because that's

the question. That's the name. Steven, where's the branding? You're trying to bustling on my microphone. I'll tell you that much. That is sad. You squeeze your microphone.

It sounds like you're shattering glass, bro. What would you do? I just took this off off the mic and then wrung it out. And it was just and it's just goops. It's just blouse. It hits the ground.

heavy. Now that I wouldn't acknowledge. I think I would just ignore that. I would I would I would uh, would never stopped coming out to it was just like like pouring out to the point you see like you see it like in the background in your room like filling up it starts to

it starts to fill up. I'm like yo how exorbit is how absorbent is that also why do you have that much come on why do come on it that much? I don't know man just it just calls to me. Add nodders to your name if you want to make Chris read a smutty sonic fanfic. Dead inside, shrink his funkel dunk,

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I have PPSD. Riper 525 in the mystery of the sudden uptick and tomboy appreciation, racist snake. My goldfish raped me. While the cats watched my grandma detonate. Can you help me? No. We can't even, I'm not even going to make fun of you.

I'm fun. I hope things get better, bro. Yeah. I don't. Imagine getting raped by a goldfish. I imagine getting raped by a goldfish and then thinking that the goldfish did it all on its own. How does it do it? I like what you're talking.

That sounds like somebody talking. about like wistfully about an accomplished actor or like an accomplished athlete. How does he do it? How does he do it? How do he do it? He's always on fire. It's insane. And then it's just like impressive. Oh my fucking God. Racist snake.

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Wow. That's a bad fucking take, dude. You're stupid for saying that. I don't like calling people stupid, but you're fucking stupid. Hey, man, I don't know enough about this to care. Yo, dude. I'm going to go ahead and agree with me. Liking fourth edition, more than the fifth edition is like liking Halo 4 more than Halo 3, for real.

I understand that you translated it you are stupid I drunk and truck and do with a hand what were you going to say something I just I just like I really started to think about it

about the whole Nick Kerr thing oh my god like I really started thinking about I'm like like does he know does Steve Kerr know like that's what I really started thinking about it I never really thought about it I'm like does he know what he did did he do that on purpose

or he's like, oh my God, he can't be from America. Steve Carr from America? Bro, he's been in America for way too long because he's like fucking... Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do,

like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. He's like, what do you call it? He's not from here. Wait, but... Steve Kerr is a real person? Yes.

Yeah, Steve Kerr, he played with the Bulls. He was with the championship Bulls, and now he's the coach of Golden State. Is his son really named Nick? Yes, and that's what like I can't like I'm like wait I really started to think about like wait Did he know about this? There's no fault Oh, that's what I'm talking about dude I laughed at this so much already that it's not fun anymore

I just think that he's like not funny anymore I laughed at it's so much that I was like I can't believe he did that I thought that was just a joke I didn't know that was a real person No, his name is Nick Gers. Yeah, but Nick Kerr, K-E-R-R. Nick Gers. Yeah, Nick Kerr. Steve Kerr has a son named Nick and another son.

That is so awful. I can't believe that. It's hilarious, dude. That sounds so dumbed for it to be true. It's hilarious. Nick, Matt, and Madeline. And it's like, I hope Nick fucking changes his fucking name, bro. But he's already, he could have changed his name already.

He probably likes it. No, you know what it is? It's like, hey, here's my, and this is my friend. And hold on, hold on. I insist you call me Nicholas. Nicholas Kerr. He probably goes by, he probably goes by. Nicklaus.

He does not go by Nicholas Kerr. He goes by Nick Klaus. Anyway. That's his full name? God, let's just move. I really did not know that was a real person. I thought he was just making sense. Because half of this shit is bullshit.

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Dude I would love it so much Like a lucrative one too I really want to talk about Ford F150s Because you know they're fucking all like They're big in Virginia You know all those trucks Are big in the size

Oh yeah There's gonna be a lot of Ford F150s And when we Where are you bored? talking to cheer about the way we drive our cars when we live our lives. If I don't see a Ford F-150 with a fog machine in it when we go to

fucking this show, I'm going to be so disappointed. There'll be hell to pay, man. I want it to look like Silent Hill. I want him to open up that car and it causes a tornado. Like that's how hot I want to be in there. Just fucking just

just a complete pressure system change. I want you and all your boys working out in that fucking in that car, no AC, windows shut, fog machines on. And then you're gonna talk. Lobotomize Jesus and his merry band of figure nuggets. Chris, your Galaxy Quest take is just as bad, if not worse than Kingston's MGR take. I actually don't know what I'm, oh, Middle Gear Rising take.

I don't think Galaxy Quest is a good movie. And I don't like Metal Gear Solid Rising. That's it. And I think those are two very, very. different scales of acceptability. I don't think I don't think you could put Galaxy Quest in front of like anybody who hasn't seen it

and they'd come away from it with like a positive like because at least Metal Gear Rising Revengeant. It's like I could see why somebody might not like that game from like it. It's not, I don't know. It's not one of my favorite games. But like that soundtrack is at least kick ass. Oh it is. So like there's something redeeming about Metal Gear Solid

or Metal Gear Rising. I can't think of it like Galaxy Quest. Like Alan Rickman's in it, I guess. and I like him but I don't like him in that movie God it sucks anyway you don't get it Chris

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Oh years ago Alan Rickman died years ago Are you serious? Yeah no That's like I thought he just died recently Alan Rickman died in 2016

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That's like clever, but it's stupid also. That's why I like it. That's like not a good joke, but like I understand that like it. No, it's a good joke because of all stupid it is. It's not a good joke though.

Like I would laugh it was a good joke. I would laugh it was a bad joke. The thing that I appreciate about it is that I never would have thought of this. Now, there of I. No, that's what I like I think I like it.

I like how stupidly clever. I also don't think about pissing on shit and eating it, though. So, I mean, hey, you know. I mean, you just did. Are you okay, bro? I'm sorry. You're a little fucking hostile. You're hostile, like the movie hostile that everybody saw.

Like that chick fucking gets her eye all fucked up and then she jumps in front of the train. That show's awesome. That moment, that moment elated me because I saw a white woman die, but still, on to the next question. I thought she was Asian. Oh, she was? I think, oh my gosh. They fought to be Caucasians or whatever, you know. This is not helping you.

image. I haven't seen it came out so I don't actually I could be totally wrong. That's like who's like who's like who's seen it past like I'm sure nobody seen it more than once. I saw that shit when I was in like

Oh dude I got I got a fucking blue raid shit Like I got a fucking hostile tattoo man. That guy that guy is dangerous bro. Imagine you're talking to somebody of their favorite movie is hostile You know how dangerous that is? You got to get out of there.

You got to get the fuck out of that room, bro. That is kind of like a freak if you think about it, too. You're like, yo, I don't want to associate with you at all. My bedroom has no windows. Your favorite movies, hostile? You'll come back to my place. I want to come back to my place? Want to come back to my place and play with knives?

He has the heroin sweats. He's just sweating. His pores, his pores are like, you ever see, what's that fear? Oh my God, you guys know what I'm talking about? What's that fear of like holes? Trifophobia. Trifophobia. Trophophobia.

Oh, okay. He's sweating so much that his face, his pores are fat from all of the liquid that pushes out of it. He looks like a... He looks like SpongeBob. Anyway, fucking Melfis 1, Warlock, Hexplate, supremacist, Victor 86, and closing it out, as always. King of Happazard. The proudest Internet Sugar Daddy. That's his name.

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