The Snark Tank - #107: Hasan and Tim Pool Sitting In A Tree

Episode Date: April 18, 2022

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Starting point is 00:02:10 and you were also going to die. Oh, my God. Welcome to the Star Tank podcast. Before we start the show, I want to just ask this of our audience. We never ask anything of you, okay? I'm not the asking type. I take, okay?
Starting point is 00:02:26 I shouldn't say it that way. But I don't ask for nothing. But listen, it would help us out tremendously if you would give us reviews on podcast services, specifically iTunes and Spotify. It helps us with the algorithm. I know it's annoying, but for some reason Apple values that
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Starting point is 00:02:59 right let me finish talk let me finish kill him you might as well do that for us alright if you're going to comment hey hey if you're going to comment let's make it fun for them. Just copy and paste lyrics to a song or something. Like your favorite song. I would say Blue D-Dab-Dab-Di by AVO 65.
Starting point is 00:03:16 Apple 65. Talk about the most unique genitals you ever seen in the comments. Yeah. God damn. It's going to be. And hopefully. The video is going to be devonitized just from the keywords in the comments. But you, yeah, don't do that. Yeah, don't do that. Or you know what? Do whatever you want. I don't care. Yeah. It's the Star Tank podcast. We're back. again we got another episode I don't know what the fuck I have not I listen I'm not gonna lie to you I've been I've been working on videos I've been playing Eldon Ring I don't know what the
Starting point is 00:03:46 fuck I don't know what the fuck's been going on honestly I've been spending a lot of time the last couple hours just feverishly researching things on Twitter just to have something to say and we've got a couple things we can dive into I don't know what we should dive into first I'll leave that guys up to you I'll leave that up to you guys what do you guys We should talk about the loss of a great man. That's first and foremost. That's right. Dr. Drew, sadly.
Starting point is 00:04:15 No, no, no. Finally. The loss of Gilbert Godfrey. Yeah. That's the hell's that. Who's that? What hell is that? Shut up.
Starting point is 00:04:26 What's a Gilbert Godfrey? Okay, guys, like I was saying before, may he rest in peace. Aladdin being one of my favorite movies. Annieago being one of my favorite parts of the movie. What the hell is the last? Who is Aladdin? What are you on Jeopardy? What is what is?
Starting point is 00:04:46 What is Aladdin? You got it right, Derek. It is. It's weird to me that, like, because he was like, what, 67? Like, he wasn't that, or actually, might have been younger. I have no idea. He's in his 60s, I know that, because Norm, Bob Sagitt and Gilbert Godfrey were all in their 60s. Yeah, this is a conspiracy.
Starting point is 00:05:05 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the 60, Order 66. They're killing all the... It's order 66! They're killing all the 60-year-olds. It's fucking sad. That's insane. But I think...
Starting point is 00:05:18 Is that what Balbateen wanted? Yeah, he would have killed all the 60-year-old comedians. It is sad. I'm not going to pretend. Like, there's a lot of people who, like, obviously, you know, Yomber Godfrey is a legend, and I've always appreciated him for when he was in things. But I can't pretend like I was like a huge... Like, I was in.
Starting point is 00:05:38 didn't do everything that he did. I meant I wasn't either, but I'm not some as a yoga. The reason I say that is because it always bothers me. Ever since Michael Jackson died, it's always bothered me whenever, like, people, like, somebody famous dies, and then people unanimously are just all of a sudden huge fans, you know, like, oh, oh, suddenly, it's like, I remember high school, I knew so many of my friends who did not listen to Michael Jackson at all. And then suddenly, and they, and they, it wasn't even just.
Starting point is 00:06:08 It didn't even stop at not listening to him. It excelled to the point of like, oh, we know him from South Park as the pedophile. Ha, ha, ha, ha, he hears a Michael Jackson joke. And then all of a sudden he died and it was like, bad was so revolutionary. And it's like, cool it. Cool it. That happened for me in Mac Miller. I love Macmiller for years.
Starting point is 00:06:30 Nobody loves Mac Miller. I love Macmiller. No one. No one loved Macbler. Bro, swimming, okay, kids was a fucking fantastic album. And I knew that since 2010. I was like, oh, this is a pretty good album. I'm not going to say nobody likes him.
Starting point is 00:06:43 Derek, you, Derek. I'm not saying nobody likes him. Dude, this collabs the internet, bro. You're just, you're making me upset. And it's, I'll be honest. I liked his, I liked his pizza and Kool-Aid thing. And that's about it. I'm be honest.
Starting point is 00:06:56 I liked, I liked kids. I loved watching Luz Delights off. I thought was a great album. I just, really, really, really liked. He's, he's telling us. He's a talented guy. I totally get it. But there was a bunch of, I didn't even, I missed the, I saw that everybody was sad and shit, but I, I don't know, I guess my circles, nobody.
Starting point is 00:07:16 We didn't listen to that guy. Because he died, right? And he had just released, I think, swimming before he left. He left, he left the Earth. Right. And everybody was like, Astro Worlds, a great album, bro. Astro World's so much better. As soon as I was saying.
Starting point is 00:07:30 Swimming is better. Like, swimming is definitely a better album. Or it might be pools. I can be getting names, the names mixed up. I don't know. And I was like, this is so much better. And everyone ignored me and thought I was stupid. And as soon as he died, everyone was bumping Mac.
Starting point is 00:07:44 And I was just like, I hate y'all. I'm just, I hate y'all. I don't know, man. I'm not, I'm not. I love Matt, bro. He's so talented, dude. He is a talented guy. I think it's kind of like when people are multi, when they can do it, they make certain genres much better because they can do a lot of other stuff.
Starting point is 00:08:04 You know what I'm saying? Like they transcend genre and then it's very easy to really do something impactful in like a genre of hip hop when you're also versed and other shit too. Because it just, yeah, so like definitely people that do that. I appreciated him. I just, uh, he was very versed and he was very versed in jazz music. He was very, very, very good background and soul. Playing a fucking solo. He was putting it behind his back and he was trying to do like some type of like some Hendrick shit.
Starting point is 00:08:33 And it was also like, that's a talented motherfucker, you know? But at the end of the day, I just, I still don't really. But that's why I bring that up there because I don't like it when that happens. Like, I don't like it. I don't like seeing people pretend to have always liked a thing. It's the formula, right? That happened big with MF Doom, bro. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:54 A lot of MF Doom fans came out the woodwork. MF Doom died. Meanwhile, when I would tell people about Curtis and how good of a song that is, People would look at me like, Curtis, that's someone's name. And I'm like, I can't even pretend. Have you listened to the song? I didn't even bother. Like, I saw that guy.
Starting point is 00:09:11 I saw M.F. Doom and I thought, oh, is that? I genuinely didn't know who that fuck that was. Is that Russell Crow? Is that Russell Crow? Is that Dr. Doom literally? Is that like, I don't understand. Like, when he, like, sincerely, I was just so out of that circle that I did not know who the fuck he was.
Starting point is 00:09:28 But I understand. I get it. I mean, would you rather, would you rather I pretend it? That's what I mean. It's like, it's so. I know, I get it. He's a, he's a rather outlandish rapper, and he's not a mainstream popular thing. All the mainstream artists would say they love MF Doom, but the thing is that he himself wasn't a main.
Starting point is 00:09:44 It's like, it's like Big L, you know, or like fucking, what do you call it? Or what's this guy? The guy from Run the Jewels. Oh, yeah, yeah, Killer. Killer Mike. Everybody, anyone will be like, yo, Killer Mike is a monster. People that really are involved in hip-hop. Yeah, I like killer Mike.
Starting point is 00:10:00 But, you know, he's not the most popular. Yeah. it's just, I don't know, like, because I remember, I remember this happened specifically once because there was, there's somebody I know who have had conversations with. I'm not going to bring up their name because it's not really that important. Also, you wouldn't even do. Do I know them? No, no, no, you don't know them. Okay. And we've had conversations about comedy and comedians.
Starting point is 00:10:20 And so many times I've had conversations where he's like, I don't get Norm McDonald, man. I don't fucking understand it. And lo and behold, when he passes, like, oh, man, just this long tweet. And I was like, you fucking, I see you. You fucking, you son of a bitch. Sometimes you got to, sometimes you have to say something. If somebody is really monumental, sure. But like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:10:43 I just, it's not worth it. No, you know, okay, okay, maybe you don't say something, but you acknowledge it by liking the tweet or whatever it is. That's what I mean. Yeah. They'll know. Like, I didn't personally, like, outside of like his specific voice roles. And some of his comedy, like some of it.
Starting point is 00:10:59 I didn't know much about Gilbert-Refrey, But like I saw a lot I saw Zach's, which I thought was like very heartfelt So I retweeted that and I posted it But I don't know I don't have anything to say about it I liked when I,
Starting point is 00:11:09 whenever I heard him he was funny I'll say that Right And it is sad to know that like Because he was Specifically with the cameo stuff Like dude he had some of the funniest Cameos that I think I've ever seen
Starting point is 00:11:20 Like people would just pay him to say The dirtiest fucking most repugnant shit And Nixon smiling Smiling Friends was I think his last His last role which is crazy That's kind of wild And he played God, which is like a fitting, a very fitting end, I think. But, yeah, rest in peace to Gilbert Godfrey.
Starting point is 00:11:39 Rest in peace, Iago. That Iago is the dude, man. That Iago was my boy, bro. Yago was the kind of guy that would be like, yo, man, shoot him in the mouth. The type of respect had for Iago, so I was a big fan of Aladdin, so I watched even the sequels. There was return of Jafar. Return of Jafar and Iago became an anti-hero
Starting point is 00:12:04 and so it was kind of like I was like I like what they did with this even though nobody fucking watched it I watched Return of Jafar and I watched Prince of Thieves bro and I watched the show I watched all that shit Prince of thieves was where I kind of started to jump off I was like yo
Starting point is 00:12:21 this is uh this open sesame shit is kind of not I don't know I'm good I'm good on it I remember I remember he hearing that and being like, huh? And I remember years later trying to figure out where I heard that phrase from first. And I was like, was it Aladdin 3? What, Open Sesame? We were like, there's no Aladdin 3.
Starting point is 00:12:39 And I'm like, yeah, there's a show. Have you seen the non-Disney Aladdin? There's a non-Disney Aladdin that came out before in its ass. Wait, what do you mean? Before Aladdin? Yeah, so Aladdin's not an original concept, right? I mean, pretty much every single movie is not an original. I have a VHS of an Aladdin that came out before the Disney one or alongside it, whichever it was because I was too young.
Starting point is 00:13:07 But it just the animation was so, it was, it's, I, I'm going to find it in my storage and then I would love to review it. It might be on YouTube or something because it's just, it was fucking terrible. You know when something's bad when you're a kid, you know it's really bad. Another most recent Aladdin has a genie. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script. a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York,
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Starting point is 00:15:32 Visit for the people.com for an office near you. That has a terrible life. That's crazy. I'm never going to be able to... He slapsed the shit out of Aladdin. He slaps the living fuck out of Jafar. He kills him. The movie ends short.
Starting point is 00:15:47 He slapsed Jafar and he dies. I want you to make me a genie and he just snaps. He slaps him so hard as he just heads spins around and he dies. He slapsed him with his big Eiffel 65 blue hand. And he just... Like 50 times I love Aladdin I don't care anybody says
Starting point is 00:16:03 I like the new one That's probably my third favorite Disney movie It's probably my third favorite The new one? No what? Oh you're Oh you're
Starting point is 00:16:11 That's what he's talking about Oh excuse me I like no no no No no The original Aladdin has like my One of my favorite soundtracks Other than TARD
Starting point is 00:16:17 I think Aladdin has The second best soundtrack In a Disney movie Tart Tarzan's pretty Tarzan Tarzan is good But it's not
Starting point is 00:16:26 It's not fucking There's levels to this shit shit, dude. Wait, wait, what's a better Disney soundtrack than Tarzan? Holy crap. You serious? Yeah, I'm actually, yeah. Like more, what, what are you constituting as better?
Starting point is 00:16:40 You just, like, talent-wise, or is that what you're saying? No, I just feel like it's a very iconic-quality of the songs and the freaking production and shit. Oh, man, so let's see, I guess if there was a, I'm going off of, I'm not, I guess I'm not going to be a popularity. A side note, hold on, you can't say Shindler's list. I know you're going to say that, but you can't say Shindler's list. But you can't say, I mean, yeah, it's true.
Starting point is 00:17:03 I was going to say, um, Shindler was not made by Disney. What? You know, what's that guy's name? The guy from Taken, like, I really like his, his, his number. Liam, Nieson. Yeah, Liam Nieson, his number was actually really good. I am a little disappointed that it's not like number one on people's list. Yeah, yeah, that rap about the watch, I thought it was a little hokey.
Starting point is 00:17:22 Oh, my God, can I please stop? I would say, I would say it's, well, okay, okay, so. I think, first of all, I think Mulan has a better soundtrack. I wouldn't say it's better. I would say it's comparable. I wouldn't say it's better. I think it's better and it's much more iconic to the point where you got Christina Aguilera did a fucking sweet song of that reflection.
Starting point is 00:17:40 She did a cover of it. What you call it? You'll be in my heart. You'll be in my heart by Phil Collins. It's, Phil Collins went bananas on that album. Bill Collins. Did such a good job on that soundtrack that he can't walk today.
Starting point is 00:17:55 So like, that's like. He did such a good job. the price. He sold the devil. He gave up some of himself. Look, it was fine, but it's not like, I think, I think can you feel the love for fucking Lion King is one of the best, especially when you hear that, uh, that dude, uh, that dude. And I was, I was going to say something really fucked up, but I'm going to, I'm going to
Starting point is 00:18:19 reel it in. I just, uh, let's, uh, uh, my boy Elton John, he does a, he does a, uh, anyway, let me just keep going. So, Mulan has a great one. Beauty and the Beast is pretty, like, I wouldn't say it's as iconic, but like some songs within it, I guess as a whole,
Starting point is 00:18:35 that doesn't, that doesn't hold them. Not as a whole. I think it just within it, there's like, the, some things that are, but I feel like,
Starting point is 00:18:44 this is, I guess this is my thing with the Tarzan ones. It's a lot of, uh, it's very big and gaudy sounding, which is what Phil Collins is a very arrogant person from my understanding.
Starting point is 00:18:56 So it's like, That's how his music usually comes off. But anyway, I feel like, I don't know, man, it just didn't not, it never, whenever I feel like listening to Disney music or something, Tarzan never comes up door. Like, I want to put on like some Tarzan. That's just kind of how I feel. I never, it's usually I'm going to Goofy Movie. It's usually I'm going to Mulan.
Starting point is 00:19:17 Goofy movie is fantastic. I'm going to, uh, Goofy movie is definitely the top five best Disney soundtracks of a movie. I can agree I've seen it too many times recently I do I see it I do I is so good that's the only good song in that movie though No it's not
Starting point is 00:19:35 There's not no there's a ton of good songs in that movie Chris You gotta be real I just don't like most of them I don't find most of them particularly catching That's that's I never like goofy My hands are sweating right now
Starting point is 00:19:46 I fucking like I can't stand that they gave goofy a fucking child And it's just so arbitrary and weird Like why What you can't fuck some boozy What's what's what's what's wrong. I think it fits goofy absolutely can't. What?
Starting point is 00:19:59 This bussy is magical. Gors. I'm legally five years old, probably mentally. Like, no, I don't know. Like, I do I. But he's a good guy. I'll say, I do I is a good one. That's a great one. But like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:20:14 Like the freaking power line song, that shit's amazing. That's where I'm okay. Like, I'm not going to disagree. I'm in the minority. You don't think you're, it's fine. I love, I love his, I love his. when they're having their moment on the car
Starting point is 00:20:30 when they're drifting and shit in the fucking river Oh and they're saying that No, nobody else but you That's such a great song That's a fucking great song But you know I'm gonna tell you something
Starting point is 00:20:41 I think there's Because you know we're talking about Disney now Chris you're what makes it crazy Is that this is so near Objective how great those songs Because like Disney's many things though Disney is many things though Disney is many things
Starting point is 00:20:55 And I understand the whole nature of people not liking Disney things. I get it. But you can't look me in the face and tell me they don't consistently have some great. Like every one movie has a fan, one fantastic song. Most of them have at least one really good song. And I think I do I is that song for Goofy Movie. But I feel like, I feel like in most cases, a lot of the other songs just kind of like, they exist to kind of fill out the space so that one song can carry the movie.
Starting point is 00:21:24 Like I think I do I is that song for Goofy Me That song that they're singing when they're drifting in the fucking lake And he's just like That's a good song Everybody else but yeah And it's like I can't That is not what it sounds like What the fuck are you doing?
Starting point is 00:21:35 What are you doing? It sounds like I don't know And obviously Toy Story with the intro I can't remember anything else with toys That's what is that what you just did sounds more like Randy Newman
Starting point is 00:21:47 I had it in my head I didn't have Randy Newman in my head You got to Put your faith in what you most believe. But I think... Two worlds, one fan. That song is so good. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:22:05 I want to... Okay, so I do I with a goofy movie. I think Moulon, honestly, just make a man at you is the only one out of there. That's bullshit. That's not the only one. It's the best one. It's the best one. It is the best one.
Starting point is 00:22:19 I'll say that. And it's the best one by a lot is the thing. Dude, that song Reflection is a really good song. I don't even know what that is. Reflection is a really good song. The song that they're singing, A girl we're fighting for, that song goes banana.
Starting point is 00:22:31 The girl we're fighting for is also pretty good. Staying straight. Back at me. When will my reflection show? You don't fucking, dude, that sounds like that. That's a good one. That song is so good. Yeah, yeah, the, yeah, the, the, the dragon, right?
Starting point is 00:22:49 Mushu, Mushoo. Musu singing it. The vaguely problematic dragon. I think I think Yeah and I'm trying to Of course it's in a Chinese movie to
Starting point is 00:23:00 The Bad portrayal of a black person Sort of Wait Who's the best part of that movie When you're a kid anyway I disagree That's definitely not To me I didn't even
Starting point is 00:23:13 You're right Well I guess the curvy sword is Yeah the The one that freaking What's his name had The villain's curvy sword You know what I'm talking? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:24 It's like there are very few things that I remember from Aladdin. I haven't seen it in fucking, or not Aladdin, uh, Moulon. I haven't seen it in literal decades. So my memory is a great. That's the problem, homie. But I remember thinking Eddie Murphy was funny. I remember thinking that curvy sword is cool. And I remember thinking, I'll make a man out of you.
Starting point is 00:23:45 It was a great song. And that's, it's all I came out. It's probably, yeah. What do you think is the best Disney song ever, though? Oh, that's a big question. I like Hellfire. I like Hellfire a lot. I don't think that's Disney.
Starting point is 00:23:58 I don't think that's Disney. What? No, it is. Hellfire from a... From Respite. Punchback. Punchback. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:24:05 Punchback of Notre Dame. Really? You would say Hellfire. I don't think it's the best song. I like it the most. Because you know what song I really like? Hell motherfucking far. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:15 The song from Moana, the main song, I really, really, really like that song. The beginning? Like I have it on my playlist. The first one's that. How far you'll go? How far I'll go? That one's okay. I've loved that song. The thing that bothers me about that song is that they rhyme island with island and it, I don't know. Like there's, you could do, it's Lynn Manuel. Is it an island with where I land? No, no, no, no. No, it's like, Island. How will I get off this island? And it's like, you're Lin-Manuel. I know you can do better than that. Manuel made that song? He did the whole soundtrack, I'm pretty sure.
Starting point is 00:24:52 sure for Moana. For Moana? I didn't know he made no time with for Moana. At least I'm pretty sure. I might be, I might be incorrect. But I think that was in Conto. I haven't even seen that movie. No, no, no, it definitely was not in Conto. If he did that with Enkanto, then he did it again. But he definitely did. I think he did a soundtrack for Enkanto. I don't think I would have heard about that. This knowledge is, I knew about this years ago. And I still don't know anything about Enkanto at all. I don't know anything about it. I think the latest Disney movie, I seen was my girlfriend at the time wanted to go see Frozen and I think that was the last one the last oh I saw Toy Story 4 but you know that's obligate that's like an obligation
Starting point is 00:25:35 yeah you gotta see that yeah yeah yeah yeah so Lynn Manuel appeared on the song we know the way from Disney's Moana in addition to performing on the official soundtrack he's also one of the songwriters for the for the movie what can I say except
Starting point is 00:25:51 I love come Pretty good one That's a pretty good one That's a good song too I love that movie a lot though I'm like a part of that movie If we're talking about like The Disney movie that has
Starting point is 00:26:03 Pound for Pound The best overall As far as like Consistent hits Like where every song is really good I think Tarzan I think I don't think
Starting point is 00:26:14 Do you count Do you guys count Tarzan songs Do you guys count Nightmare Before Christmas As a Disney movie? It is though Because I feel like that soundtrack is like pretty fucking incredible.
Starting point is 00:26:24 I don't think I don't think Tarzan's better. There's one song. There's one song on that soundtrack that sucks. And it's the one where he's like dead like like on the on the gargoyle. And he's like, I'm fucking sad. And it's like, okay. Was it always Disney or did they acquire it? I think they acquired it.
Starting point is 00:26:40 I think it was Disney initially. Then I didn't really hold on to it. If it wasn't initially Disney, then it definitely doesn't count. I guess so. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman. And I'm the host of Beyond the script. a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget
Starting point is 00:26:57 or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well.
Starting point is 00:27:38 I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?
Starting point is 00:28:07 It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.
Starting point is 00:28:26 Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.
Starting point is 00:28:38 So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.
Starting point is 00:28:53 Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. If it, but I get, because I'm ignorant to that. I have no idea.
Starting point is 00:29:06 Derek, your background's making me so fucking mad, bro. The fact that you turn purple sometimes makes me fucking furious. All right, I'm going to let it rock. But, like, damn, bro. You fucking hostile. What's going on?
Starting point is 00:29:18 I'm not even, I'm not even hostile yet, bro. I think this is Halloween, Jacks Lamett, the fucking Uki-Buggy-Buggy song with the jazz. And the fucking, boogie song is very good. Oogie Bogie's the best song now. I like the, what is it? What's this? I think that's one of my, I love that song. What's this is another like, that's, that movie.
Starting point is 00:29:31 What's this is such a funny song. It is. I just, I love the way it flows, man. It's a great, that soundtrack in general is like, I think genuinely like, but if it's not originally Disney, I guess it can't, it can't count. What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this?
Starting point is 00:29:47 I'm wearing. I'm far more scared What's this? What's this? I hope they don't rob me. I got thinking my have money He has a gun, oh no.
Starting point is 00:29:55 What's this? You have me oh shit, nigga? And then it ends. This sucks over. They shoot a skeleton. They go, they go, holy shit,
Starting point is 00:30:04 a skeleton! And then they kill him. There's a fucking skeleton walking around the hood. Can you really imagine for a moment? Did you imagine he went to the hood instead of freaking Christmas? It doesn't even matter.
Starting point is 00:30:19 It doesn't even be the hood. You see that shit like, it's like that Grandfoto. It's like that Grandfoto mission where Franklin breaks into that kitchen. And they're like, he's black. He's black. That delivery is so incredible. Oh, my God. The timing of the, the cue of the mission failed right after he says it, too.
Starting point is 00:30:42 What makes it funny is that mission takes so long to fail. Like, it doesn't just fail. It's like the girl who's just like, oh my God. And he's like, wait, wait, he's black. That's the type of stuff that it makes me want to go back and play and then just try different things. Because those are, like, I never, I never failed that mission before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It never even occurred me to, like, try to get caught.
Starting point is 00:31:06 I, Red Dead Red Dead Red Dead Redemption 2 is the only Rockstar game that I've finished. Sure. Every other game I trail off because I get distracted by, like, shooting things. You know, like, I just get, like, I'm just, kind of hijack a car and driving into this police station and then I think I'm done for the day and then I forget what the fuck was going on and so I just treat it
Starting point is 00:31:26 as like a sandbox game but fucking that mission that I don't know man the delivery in that is so good but uh it's fantastic I don't know we can have this debate in the comments I'm curious as to whether or not like because I'm sure there's a lot of Disney movies that I'm just straight up forgetting we're blanking stuff people can
Starting point is 00:31:46 how could you forget this like for sure Yeah, but we said some of the main ones. Like when you, because all I'm saying about, I'm not saying Tarzan is bad or anything, I just say that the, I don't, I, whenever I hear people celebrating Disney songs or anything, I never see people singing the Tarzan fucking track. That's crazy. Never. Like, never. Like, I'm trying to think of like, I'm trying to think of an example. I guess because it's less, it's less of a musical, really.
Starting point is 00:32:14 Right. But still it's got like a, it's still got a pretty good. I don't know. I like Tarzan a lot. I don't know if it's my top one, but it's... When I remember... When I remembered Nightmare, it was not my top one. It's like Tarzan, Goofy Movie. Because Nightmare had that fucking album where they had like all those like fucking, where they had like Marilyn Manson and fucking... And, uh, oh my God. They had Rise Against on it too. They had Paramore on it.
Starting point is 00:32:42 They had Amy Lee from fucking Evanescence doing all those fucking the nightmare revisited or whatever. And I was like, oh yeah. forgot. Now do you see I didn't even know that was a thing. Yeah, it's called Nightmare Revisited. Open come.
Starting point is 00:32:55 You're going to hate who does fucking Oh no, my Spotify. My Spotify came up on screen. I'm sorry. I can't fuck ass. Take my come.
Starting point is 00:33:04 Take me up. It's like, Come in me. I like how come in me. I like how my come in me. You guys fucking suck.
Starting point is 00:33:18 Oh, please suck my teeth. They're so hungry. God, fucking, all right. This is a terrible. All right, right, right. Guess who did? Guess who did, what's this? Oh, somebody famous at that?
Starting point is 00:33:38 Danny Elfman. Well, Danny Elfman did the whole, but like on the specific on that weird metal, like pop punk. Oh, are you fucking serious? Guess who did? No. Guess who did what's this? It's not the same nigga that we, it's not. It's not.
Starting point is 00:33:52 Don't tell me you did it too. No, it's a different, it's a different person. I was about to lose my shit. I should know this. I wasn't into that too before. You did it? You did it? Yeah, it's me.
Starting point is 00:34:04 I did it. It's fly leaf. So Marilyn Manson did this is Halloween. And fucking flyleafed did what's this? Fucking corn. Flyleafed what's this? Corn did kidnap the Sandy Clause. I can't stand corn
Starting point is 00:34:20 Amy Lee What? Amy Lee did Hearing people be fans of corn Blows my mind But everyone that's fans of corn Is currently about 30 years old I have not met a single person
Starting point is 00:34:32 That's near like my age That's a fan of corn But what's funny is I know I know like 8 22 year olds That are huge fans of corn And I'm like why Did it just skip me It skipped my age group
Starting point is 00:34:45 It just skips you Dude, dude, everyone likes... You like corn too, Chris? You don't know what you're talking about. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist,
Starting point is 00:35:08 Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic blood. chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomach ache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy.
Starting point is 00:35:31 And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation plus some things. fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script,
Starting point is 00:35:55 a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently it said 20 billion one 20 million is an insane number yeah 20 billion recovered it's actually i think somewhere north probably closer to 22 23 after this year and each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on awesome so how does someone get in contact with morgan and morgan what would i do if i got to an
Starting point is 00:36:43 accident probably the easiest way is dialing pound law that's pound 529 from your cell phone we are always open or call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit 4thepieple.com for an office near you.
Starting point is 00:37:02 I don't think they're terrible. I've heard some songs from corn. I don't hate them, but I don't like corn. And the fact that people really like corn. I've never purchased a corn album on purpose, but I've listened to corn songs. Corn has, I bet I can find some songs that, that you would dig Sweeney
Starting point is 00:37:22 Oh probably most likely Yeah they got some good They got some good hits I've definitely heard like they're most popular songs Yeah coming undone Coming undone is like a really popular one that I remember hearing I know that song of course but like To me a lot of their most popular songs
Starting point is 00:37:36 Aren't their best songs in my opinion That's probably the case for a leash That's the case for a lot of falling away from me It's like it's the old classics And I'm like those songs are alright But they have some fucking way better shit, dude. It's the same thing with every band. Like, you look at like, like,
Starting point is 00:37:52 like, every time somebody's like, oh, yeah, Rise Against is great. I love Savior, and it's like, cool, but. I mean, Savior's a great song, though. But it's, it's also the one that everybody knows. That's true. You know, it's like, it's like, what's that journey song? Don't stop believing. It's like,
Starting point is 00:38:10 you're going to listen to Journey and hear Don't Stop Believing, you haven't even tried separate ways or like other, like there's so many, there's so many better songs like in every band's discography than the top ones. I think the only, I think that doesn't count for, uh, coheed though. I think go here. Yeah, you're right. I think, I think their only good song is that welcome, welcome home.
Starting point is 00:38:31 That song's awesome, but I listen to other shit. I'm like, this ain't welcome home, man. Now, guys, do you think, do you think that if there was a room full of like, ambiguously like white people or ambiguously like black people, right? And you play journey. Do you think the American? would be able to be pulled out. Because I feel like journey is how you find out of someone's American.
Starting point is 00:38:55 Because every American knows that song. It is definitely like more of an American thing that it is. Like I can't imagine a British. It's the most American song I can't. I can't. Well, two things. Two things. I can't imagine a British karaoke bar in general.
Starting point is 00:39:11 But if I were, can you imagine? There's a lot of great British singers, dude. of a twist. Oh, like, yeah, you guys are so fucked up. You guys have to go there.
Starting point is 00:39:23 And the way you want it. The way you're needed. And why you want it? Why are you talking like a disabled person? I'm coming. I'm done. I'm coming home. To the place will are below.
Starting point is 00:39:40 Well, your love has always been or not for me. That's not. You're talking like John Snow. town girl it's a crazy train and a lonely waddle.
Starting point is 00:39:52 She took the mid-noyt try and go it anywhere I'm so fucked I'm so sorry if you're British listening
Starting point is 00:39:58 Yeah Why do we fuck with British people exclusively Because it's Because here's the thing Here's the thing It's the only
Starting point is 00:40:05 accent you can do safely without coming across like a little You know That's actually Very true It's very true And it's a very easy
Starting point is 00:40:14 accent to do For it Not not Not based on what we are displaying here, because these are terrible British accents purposefully. What makes it worse is that I have a whole ass sister who I am in regular contact with that lives there. And she doesn't even slightly talk like that. She sounds pretty regular. Yeah, I just love, because I have some British, I have some British homies.
Starting point is 00:40:40 And they're, I once did an accent on purpose. Like, I was like, yo, what do I sound like? If I do this, what do I sound like I'm from? And he said I sound like I'm basically from London. So I can get away with a London accent, but I, you know, I try. I wish I can do Liverpool, because they're the, their fucking accent, it just makes no sense to me. What's Liverpool? Is Liverpool, like, is Liverpool the Ringo one?
Starting point is 00:41:05 It's, it's like John, well, I think it's them in general, essentially. Yeah, but like specifically, it's like, like, wacko from like, uh. It's their, their language, it bounces. It's curvy. it's like this you know it reminds me of like Welsh and Scottish all mixed together it sounds like everything mixed together
Starting point is 00:41:22 and they're just thrown there in the south of London and they just go like this you know and everything is all right to do it and I'm like what is happening on the kettle yeah it is really funny I hope you know that that's just like it's just Wacko
Starting point is 00:41:34 from fucking nanomaniacs it was just like basically just Oh Wacko Wackle sometimes sounds like he's about to fall asleep that's the thing about wacko their moment until he's like oh it's really funny, Jacco, but I don't really know.
Starting point is 00:41:47 And he just, he's on the power down. I don't know if this is, I don't know if this is going to be controversial, but I think the beats are better than the Beatles. I don't know if that's, uh, the beats. I don't know where the beats are. Yes, you do. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Not exactly.
Starting point is 00:42:03 Killer tofu? Maybe. Oh my God. I don't even, I don't even know if I only be a part of this podcast anymore. I don't recognize that by name at all. What's the beats? You guys didn't watch Doug? You know what's Doug?
Starting point is 00:42:19 Oh my God, what the fuck? I eat my sugar cereal. Because it makes my teat bacterio. Come on, man. I do. I know what you're saying. Kill a tofu. Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:42:32 I say the beats. And I'm comparing them to the fucking band that they're parody. Listen. Listen. I'm gay. I haven't seen Doug in. I'm a bitch-ass name. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:42:46 I'm 27 and I haven't seen Doug in 30 years. Look, look, the last time I watched Doug that I remember was the movie. Okay, when it was out that weekend. That's when Disney took it over. When Disney took it over, it was pure trash. Sorry, I'm in Nick four seasons, boy, four seasons, Nickelodeon. And then Disney bought it and his sleeves got longer. He got a, he changed his voice.
Starting point is 00:43:10 I was like, dude, I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm sorry. I'm being a little insensitive. Yeah, I get it. I'm going to kill your mom, funny.
Starting point is 00:43:20 I'm gonna fuck you dead, funny. I'm Roger Claus, and I'm gonna kill your dog. Funny. Hey, funny, I fucked your mom. What are you saying about that? And then you do. Hey, Ethan Ralph knows where you live now, funny. I'm gonna send Frank Castle to your house, funny.
Starting point is 00:43:44 You're fucked, funny, you're fuck. You better not, Roger. I'm gonna fucking fire a warning shot. I'm gonna send Frank Hassel to him. His name is Frank Hassel. You better not do that. You better not do that, Roger. I'll fire a warning shot.
Starting point is 00:44:00 Good luck getting away with that. I don't approach you aggressively. You don't have to write to shoot at me, funny. I'll put you in fucking jail, funny. I'll kill you. I'm going to shoot 50 people in New York City subway station and not kill anybody, funny. He's such a piece of shit, dog.
Starting point is 00:44:17 hated him from the moment I looked at him. From the moment I realized he was balding and he had some of his hair going up. I was like, oh, this guy's a piece of shit. It's like one little patch of red. He's this ginger dude. This green greaser ginger.
Starting point is 00:44:30 It was a very interesting, good aesthetic ginger. There was also a green, wasn't there also a green greaser on cat dog? I feel like. I feel like there was. But I might be wrong. Something like that.
Starting point is 00:44:40 I think there was like a greaser gang. There was a, there was something like that for sure. They were called the greasers. There was that little. Shrill. Were they the mouse? No, no.
Starting point is 00:44:49 No, that was Winslow. There was, there was, uh... I think you totally right. I don't know why I remember so much about cat dog, even though it's the one show that Nickelodeon hasn't, like, brought back in any way. But, like, there was the shrill, tiny, like, poodle girl. There was the big, dumb idiot whose name was Loub. I remember that.
Starting point is 00:45:11 Loob. And then there was the big guy. But I'm pretty sure, like, one of them was green. Yeah, so I Yeah, so the big dog that Yeah Um, uh, no green No green
Starting point is 00:45:23 No green Uh, the guy, I mean the big No yeah, no green Oh man, I thought he was green Oh well But uh I forgot about that Anyway
Starting point is 00:45:34 Speaking of Are they adults? Oh go ahead Yeah, they are adults Okay I don't remember That shit in the subway Is absolutely
Starting point is 00:45:45 fucking incentive. Subway. So if you guys don't know, it was a shooting. Well, a lot of people might not know. No one's really talking about it. No one's really, yeah, it's weird. Like, I got a lot of messages like in the morning asking if I was okay. I was like, dude, New York's big. Like, don't worry. But. I'm fine.
Starting point is 00:46:06 What if you got shot? I would have got hit. I would never be in Brooklyn. But I appreciate, I appreciate the sentiment, the worry. It was, it made me feel good even though. like, do you know where I am, really? Some guy goes into, he has a YouTube channel also. It was just interesting to get him. I didn't know that.
Starting point is 00:46:25 Yeah, yeah. He has a, really, bro. What is it? I want to look at. I want to look at it. No, it got suspended. It got suspended, but, like, people, I assume people have downloaded some videos. And there's definitely videos of his YouTube channel on Twitter.
Starting point is 00:46:35 Like, if you look up an NYC subway YouTuber, I'm sure it'll come up, or YouTube video. So you talk about, like, fucking woke culture and stuff? Not exactly Not exactly But he does He has this rant about how like Races shouldn't mix Oh
Starting point is 00:46:55 Or something like that And you're like we shouldn't intermingle or something And it's just black dude with sunglasses And you're like This is fascinating And he so this So the news is Oh so Tariq Nishid got caught
Starting point is 00:47:06 Yeah it's a Tariq Nishid got caught Yeah so he So this dude goes into the city Was it a black guy that did it? Yeah Yes Big dude He's a big boy too
Starting point is 00:47:15 He's a big boy too. Fuck, man. I had to... Damn it, man. I mean, he didn't kill anybody, though, right? No, he didn't.
Starting point is 00:47:21 Not as far... Okay. Not yet. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget,
Starting point is 00:47:34 or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms.
Starting point is 00:47:51 When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of paramedopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health.
Starting point is 00:48:26 Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one.
Starting point is 00:48:56 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.
Starting point is 00:49:10 Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.
Starting point is 00:49:26 Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Complicated. People got injured. I think like 16 motherfuckers got injured.
Starting point is 00:49:39 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But say what happened. Say what happened. Like, what did he like? Yeah, you keep interrupting me, you animal. Listen, he fucking, so he shot, he, he, first of all, he used a smoke bomb first, which is, okay, interesting, a little bit metal gear solid. I don't know why you're blinding yourself.
Starting point is 00:49:55 But he threw a smoke bomb into a subway and just let loose, fired like 50 rounds, I think, into this subway car. Injured 16 people. As of right now, no one's dead. People are, like, injured. But, like, I don't think, I don't know, it's always possible that, like, there's complication. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:50:11 It's possible that there could be, like, you know, possible fatalities. But this dude. he has his YouTube channel where he's talking about how like, ah, people shouldn't mix or nothing. And the fact that I need you guys to understand, if you're listening to this, New York City is a very crowded place. A subway is extremely crowded. It's a good thing that he's a bad shot. But 50 rounds in a sub, like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:50:48 that's remarkably bad performance thank god good i mean good but i'm just saying there are times look i've been on i've been on the four train and the d train a few times where they have not been jam packed you know same with the five and the six but if you're taking the two train that bitch always packed anyone from new york is gonna be like yeah the two train is bustling it's like one guy took all 50 reposies He's like, God damn. But nowhere, what did he do? Was he firing from the hip? Like, I wonder what he was doing.
Starting point is 00:51:27 I don't know. And then like you hear like fucking, and you hear like fucking keep doing like, aim down your sight. He's just like not doing it. He's just like not doing it. He's in custody right now, apparently. Like they got him. Private Allen.
Starting point is 00:51:39 Aim down your site. Good. Sorry. But it's crazy to me that like, I don't know. It's just such a. fascinating fucking thing to have it because like this doesn't normally happen this way usually this happens some people die the guy kills himself or something you know that's usually what happens but this guy's just like yeah they caught me whatever and he's like just i don't know
Starting point is 00:52:03 i'm just fascinated to see like where this goes because this is not typical this is very atypical everything about it from the from the type of person doing it to the way it unfolded exactly I'm glad that's noted the person that did it that's uncommon. Well it's technically uncommon. Technically. On a...
Starting point is 00:52:28 Yes. But... It's not actually that. People shoot each other all the time. But usually when you have one person in like a mass area with like a bunch of civilians, usually mathematically usually a whiter fellow.
Starting point is 00:52:44 So I'm just fascinated by this. And he didn't kill anybody yet, so. Yeah. He's not a murderer. I mean. He's definitely. He's definitely. It reminds me of Black Hitler.
Starting point is 00:52:58 You remember him? Gazi Koso? Yeah, yeah, I remember that. I think I heard about that. Look kind of like Chris Tucker. He did. He did look like Chris Tucker and like, what is it? Money Train or whatever.
Starting point is 00:53:11 Like a long time ago before. Yeah, when he was like really thin. Yeah, it is. What do? What do you do? Dude, what happens? He dead? Who?
Starting point is 00:53:18 Well, it just, his manifesto type shit, I guess. The black Hitler was, you know, he's like, you know, there's a couple of those. There, he's possibly an Israelite. I don't know. But it's just that type of, that type of flavor. Yeah. Where, you know. I love the black Israelites, bro.
Starting point is 00:53:39 So fucking. Ah, man, there's so, there's a few of them in L.A. When I used to live there. And they'd be on the street corners. just preaching their nonsense. It was awesome. They'd have like these fucking, uh, uh, megapones. And like the shit that they're saying, I'm like, too, you're in the wrong area. Like these people, like the people, they're just going to work. And he's like, you got, I don't know. I don't know. Were they five percenters? Do you know how many times I got stuck by five percenters growing up
Starting point is 00:54:05 to the point that it started making sense to me? Like, not all of it, but like some of the, the messages from it makes sense. And I'm like, ah, yeah. And then I go about my day and I'm like, oh shit, I'm being converted. Yeah, that's how they get you, man. That's how they get you. I mean, that's how anybody gets got. After a while, shit starts making sense of them. And then coincidences start happening.
Starting point is 00:54:27 They're like, oh, this person said this and then this happened. And then they just start fucking. This has to be real. Because this thing that can happen at any time happened specifically today. Dude, it's amazing how many people are, it's amazing how many people who are on the internet who are like content creators who are like old. It's amazing how many people can be like 48 years old and also five. Yeah. It's crazy to me. It's so weird. But I think, I don't know, well, right now as you record this, it's not exactly. It's not exactly what do you call the worst it could be. So all of the people injured die.
Starting point is 00:55:11 Yeah, that would be, that would be unfortunate. That would be really unfortunate. I don't think that's going to. I don't think that's going to happen. But, like, I mean, it's just so, like, I wonder what this guy's going to say. Because there's going to be an interview with this guy, presumably, and there's going to be, like, statements from this guy. And there's, like, usually the person blows themselves up or something. Or, like, they're out for the count after they do it. You know, it's just weird. Or they're at least caught the same day, like, they got them because they surrender.
Starting point is 00:55:38 Like, like, what was that pumpkin head dude? The Burger King one? Was he the Burger King one? No, no, no, no, no. A Dylan Roof, like, shot up the church, and then they just arrested him, no, or something? And then there was... I thought he died.
Starting point is 00:55:54 Did he? I might be getting my shit mixed up. The guy at the church, and they killed himself. My mom's sake. Are you sure? I don't think so. Because there was a whole thing, there was a whole thing where they, like,
Starting point is 00:56:01 they stopped to get him Burger King. You remember? Like, they, they, like, this... Was it him or was it somebody else? No, the mass... There was a mass shooter who shot up somewhere. You're right. And the cops took him to Burger King.
Starting point is 00:56:15 Right. Nice. You're like, hey, hey, good job, son. You want a fucking burger? Yeah. Hey, you're never going to. Dylan Roof. It was Dylan Roof.
Starting point is 00:56:23 I was right. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So the Charleston Church. Huh? It's interesting. It's always a, like, it's very commonly Dillens, I feel like. Well, Dylan is a very specific type of name to have for a specific type of person.
Starting point is 00:56:35 Dillins get demeaned. Dillins do get demean. Dillins are villains. You look at that haircut. Dude, that fucking bull cut is. And then they just gave him Burger King. Like son, you look like the type of guy that loves you some burger. Here you go, scamp.
Starting point is 00:56:49 You want a, you want a Mick Wopper or a Mick Wopper? You want a Mick Wopper or a Mick Wopper grilled? Oh my God. Piersing eyes. Actually, damn, that kind of, that burger looks kind of good. I'm just hungry. It always looks good. And then when you get it, you get it, you're like, oh.
Starting point is 00:57:11 And honestly, like, and when you get it, it is serviceable. But like, you're just like, you're just. like, ah. I finish it, but the problem is I'm not satisfied. I'm like, that was, that was a meal. That's just kind of how it is. It's like, that was a meal.
Starting point is 00:57:25 It's like, that certainly, that did keep me alive. I certainly ate that. Yeah, it's like water when you're not thirsty. Right. That's just like, yeah, yeah. This is, this is base, base existence right here. This is not living. This is surviving.
Starting point is 00:57:43 And, uh, that's just, the way it goes. What are you doing? Oh, that looks so weird. Oh, because of the, yo. Oh, wait, it comes back now. Stop. Yeah. That's a thumbnail. Oh, what the hell? Oh, I got a cramp on my neck somehow. That's your get. That was my intent. My malintent made you get a cramp. I looked at you with someone's hate that you got a cramp. How do women do this, man? God damn. So speaking of, uh, speaking of annoying, speaking of tragedies. Speaking of tragedies, which one?
Starting point is 00:58:20 Hassan and Tim Pool are on my timeline today. Yeah, that's true. I don't know why. They're supposed to be... Well, I know why. I just read it right before we came on. Oh, yeah, you did. Okay.
Starting point is 00:58:34 Good. Because I read it... I just... I read it because... I want to know what was happening. It wasn't huge, but... Hassan... Just like, there's only a handful of people that are keeping that fucking Gamer, like GamerGate is the fucking, it's Baba Yaga.
Starting point is 00:58:55 It's just like, it won't die because these people keep using it. And I guess I feel different because I was one of the people genuinely that was interested in like, hey, these devs and journalists are being dumb. Yeah, yeah. I was, I didn't care about doxing people and harassing people and whatever the fuck that they. all say that's all they were they were just harassing women and shit i'm like i had no interest in any of that shit dude like like if they just would have fired that one chick this shit would have been over and then like everything would like in my opinion it no i think you're totally right it annoys me i'm like fuck man so anyway but it's we all's like i've i've conceded that i'm like
Starting point is 00:59:37 culturally it is a large l because that is what it's considered a harassment campaign that is just what the that is just it i could see i don't give a fuck and then so like hassan goes on this rant about the the type of content the gamer gate type of content is uh it's it's it's alive and well again and they've they've taken good examples from tim pool and i forgot the other person you mentioned dav reuben right and uh and then so then tim pool chimes in because essentially what asan was saying was that these motherfuckers masquerade as if they're like lefties or progressors or whatever, but they're just making exclusively right-wing content.
Starting point is 01:00:18 And so, Tim Poole essentially says, yeah, I'm moderate and I'm slightly left-leaning on some on some issues or whatever. And then Hassan says, this is exactly what I'm talking about. Like, all of your videos are exclusively right-wing because Tim Poole also said that,
Starting point is 01:00:34 I make fun of Fox News. And the only time Tim Poole makes fun of Fox News is when they say something not conservative. You know what I mean? They'll make fun of Fox News. Fox for saying something that goes against what his audience likes.
Starting point is 01:00:48 So now it's time to pick on Fox News this time. But so then the, I guess Hassan was supposed to, or at least Tim Pool extended an invitation to come on his podcast, to actually fly to a studio. And Asan was like, nah, like it's COVID, fuck off. And this
Starting point is 01:01:06 time around, Tim says it again, like, come on. And he says, no, dude, but we can Zoom. That's what I fucking do. Like, I'm on stream all the time. We can just Zoom and then Tim Poole was like, well, you're just making excuses. First it was COVID now it's this. And everybody's kind of weirded out like, dude, why is it so important that you come directly in the studio?
Starting point is 01:01:28 Like, why can't we just debate? There are people who are like, he keeps dodging debates. And I'm like, well, then it's an easy bluff to call then, isn't it? Like, then all he has to do is be like, okay, we'll do a Zoom debate. And then he's, if he pussies out, then you were right. Instead of doing this weird thing where it's like, it's got to be in. person or it doesn't count. I don't understand that. Like, listen. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you
Starting point is 01:01:59 forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer's kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever.
Starting point is 01:02:46 hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan.
Starting point is 01:03:13 I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.
Starting point is 01:03:40 Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.
Starting point is 01:03:55 Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I fucking... I hate the airport.
Starting point is 01:04:07 I hate planes. I hate traveling. I hate dealing with people in that capacity. I hate going through the little fucking rape machine where they fucking pat you down. I fucking hate it. They give you lots of cancer. Yeah, so they blast you with radiation.
Starting point is 01:04:22 I don't like the experience. Oh, the radiation's making me sick. I don't like putting all of my expensive, necessary tech that I need to bring, like my laptop and my fucking switch to keep me sane on the plane in different bins because it just can't comprehend the idea that I would want two things at once, taking my shoes off, putting the belt on and like fucking doing all this. I hate that whole rigmarole. And to do it and to do it. It's the worst thing ever. We go back to the last. Let them.
Starting point is 01:04:49 Go home. Let me go home. And to do that, not once, but twice per trip, because that's how that goes. You, I better be flying somewhere for a damn good reason. And that reason is never going to be to sit in the basement of a commune to argue with somebody who I probably don't like. You know what I mean? Like, it makes perfect sense to me that Hassan, like, I don't like Hassan. And it's not, it's just basic like, yeah, I would not want to have to. fly to do a debate that we could easily just do. And by the way, I think Tim Poole would steamroll, Hassan. Hassan's not a smart person. Like, Tim Pool, I disagree with a lot, but Tim Pool, yeah, he would get very angry. It's like, leave, fucking leave.
Starting point is 01:05:38 I've seen compilations of that I didn't even, things I didn't know existed that I'm like, this guy, I rarely ever say this to people, but I'm like, oh, this guy, legitimate. needs anger management like he needs it usually i'm just like oh people can you know you need to mature into it you need to calm down you'll get older you'll calm down when you get older i think this guy's probably my age i have no idea how old he is but i'm assuming he's probably in his 30s maybe or late 20s and he's just he can't be he can't be younger than 27 or 28 like i can't imagine right like yeah he's definitely up there he the shit like he he gets so you know that i show speed guy the streamer the guy who got banned for like uh screaming oh
Starting point is 01:06:19 Right, right, right, right. Yeah, for screaming like, is that a female talking to me? Like, that kid's like... I've said worse online. No, I think... I've said worse. I don't think I've said worse as angry. But I do think...
Starting point is 01:06:35 Yeah, I don't usually get mad like that for real. I don't usually get like genuinely like viscerally mad. It's like jokes. He took it to the next level. Yeah, the thing is like... He was mad and that's why it was funny because it was real. But, yeah, that's the kind of the thing. It's like, it's very real.
Starting point is 01:06:49 real what he's saying. But he's like 19. You know, like, I remember, like, tweeting about it. I'd be like, yeah, this kid needs to calm down. I don't think he should have gotten banned or nothing. Because, like, again, trash talk. He got banned? He got kicked off of riot, like, all of riot games.
Starting point is 01:07:05 So, like, Valorant and. Which, like, to me is, like, he shouldn't have said that, but he's, like, a kid. And also, like, if you're going to ban him from Valorant. He deserves suspension. A suspension at least. He's in terms of spanking. Just spank them and then let him think about what you did.
Starting point is 01:07:22 If you're going to ban him from Valorant, I guess I get that because that's definitely like not TOS friendly if you're caught. Like the whole point is like you know you're not supposed to be doing it. So if you get caught, it's kind of like... You know what I mean? It's like one of those situations where it's like you just kind of got to take your lumps. But like to be banned from games that he didn't break the rules in to me is like, that's insane.
Starting point is 01:07:48 That's like if you had an opinion Like even just like a standard one It's like I don't think fucking Captain Marvel was all that good And like well He shouldn't be able to play His whole Xbox Live account is gone And it's like That's so
Starting point is 01:08:03 I understand But these are these are slightly more extremes I understand Because like No but like it's yeah The reason That's why you make these comparisons That way because it's like it points out
Starting point is 01:08:16 How fucking insane it is to be banned on everything for something you did on one like i i've never agreed with that even when the trut when trump got banned off of twitter and then all of a sudden he was banned on everything i was like this this feels like a bad precedent to send i remember that day that's the day that dyrricks were bugging that was one of my favorite days on the internet all right that's one of my favorite days on the internet you were walling out and i was like let's go but yeah and my girlfriend called me she was like yo did you see what don't trump tweeted and i was just like i was like that's not trump that's Wait, why did we get to, why did we get to I Show Speed?
Starting point is 01:08:51 Something reminded. I mean, because we're talking about Hassan in streaming and Tim Poole, Tim Poole and Hassan's anger management and he would probably lash out and all this shit. Yeah, but that's what I was going to say. To me, it's like, I Show Speed being that angry is like, that's like, yo, you got to chill. You got to fucking calm down. I've been really upset at people on my team. And I've never been that angry.
Starting point is 01:09:17 but he's a kid Did you see that guy Hassan? What? No, I was going to say Like he's a kid And Hassan is Equivalently angry
Starting point is 01:09:24 as like a 30 year old person And he's like a giant human being too Yeah And he's like He's like Is he big? Is he a big guy? He's six four
Starting point is 01:09:34 He looks like he's probably He looks like he's probably like 64, 230 Maybe 240 But like he's a big guy He's a big guy He's a big guy He's a very big guy
Starting point is 01:09:44 He's very big So And with his angry issues, it's like, it could be a fucking, it could be a bad recipe to be in the presence of Tim because I just don't know how stable he'd be, but I will say
Starting point is 01:09:56 it's a losing battle to debate Tim Poole because his audience is so stupid Tim Poole can never be wrong. I'm be honest. From the stuff, his audience is pretty idiotic. His audience is fucking insane that they haven't figured out his shit. Because Tim Poole did
Starting point is 01:10:14 something that I think is so stupid, but it's brilliant for his audience where he can never be wrong because even if he is wrong he says he's trolling and then his audience will defend you his audience will defend him if people are calling him out on something that temple said that's really stupid he's just fucking around he's just trolling so it's just an amazing defense mechanism but it only works on idiots and that's his audience like the only time i've ever seen his audience push back the only time was when uh zolinski was like hey uh they're killing our kids and stuff we need more help and then and then timpool quote tweets that that video and he goes i despise appeals to emotion and everyone was like niggas there's a war going on people kids are
Starting point is 01:10:59 literally being killed like it's actually happening appeals appeals to emotion and then i saw like his audience like tim i love you but this ain't it like i saw it was the only time i saw people were like okay what the fuck i don't even this can't be trolling what are you doing yeah i'm i'm not gonna pretend Like I haven't watched any of his shows I don't follow I don't know what the fuck he says I don't fucking watch his shows man it's I watch people that watch his shit I don't I don't see what he says most of the time Like so I'll always hear like from someone else like something that he said and it's like
Starting point is 01:11:32 That's what let me say yeah yeah yeah and it's like Yimpool did it again Yim pulls out of it again again again Yimpoor And to me it's like uh I don't know like it's weird because I remember hanging out with him a couple times and he seemed like normal when I hung out with him. He's a normal guy. But I've also heard through the grapevine that he like built this compound. Like he built this fucking big ass house in the middle of nowhere and he lives there with like 40 other people. And it's like it's, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:12:00 Like I think he's been inside for a very long time. He's grinding. He's grinding out content constantly. And I feel like inevitably you just kind of. get to the point where you're just insane. Because you're not doing anything else other than just engaging in the cycle. I think he's right. I think he's becoming the character he made.
Starting point is 01:12:24 Like where he he was it was kind of like a front and say like you've met him behind him. I'm a normal guy. And then after a while you kind of start to take on that persona. It's like it just become it kind of becomes you because people like remember remember Dave Rubin for example. Oh yeah. Dave Rubin used to seem like very reasonable
Starting point is 01:12:45 2016, 2017 or whatever just a just a normal kind of guy that's just like annoyed with what's happening in his camp with some people That's what he... Yeah, that was, that was that was when you just took
Starting point is 01:12:59 whatever allies you could get really because so much of it felt fucking monolithic like it felt like every company was like pushing really stupid shit constantly like BuzzFee and fucking, like just everybody.
Starting point is 01:13:14 MTV, like, it got out of control. And like a lot of big people like, and you just felt like, all right, well, we need. Can you believe that's five years ago? All that shit was happening like five years ago. That was like five years ago. That was six to eight years ago now. Well, for me,
Starting point is 01:13:29 for me it was like five years before I even like had any. It was like, I just didn't pay attention to shit like that at all. And then all of a sudden like 2017, 26 and that shit started happening. And it's just like, dang. And that was so. long ago because I feel like those conversations kind of got really brought up
Starting point is 01:13:46 during the time of the presidency. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I feel like it feels like eons ago to me now. It was definitely happening before. There was a ramping up from like,
Starting point is 01:13:57 because I remember late 2013 to 2014 was when it, like I started to notice it because that was when I got that fucking message because like I tweeted, I, on Facebook, back when Facebook was something
Starting point is 01:14:11 that you used. I went on and I fucking, there was like this thing, I think it was like a feminist Facebook page that posted some, something that was just ostensibly like untrue. Like even today, people like Vos and like people in that community would be like, yeah, that's just category we're not true. And I remember thinking like, I wrote something under it. I was like, I don't think this is accurate at all. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health,
Starting point is 01:14:50 Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. if someone is really opposed to taking medications,
Starting point is 01:15:15 there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health.
Starting point is 01:15:35 Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.
Starting point is 01:15:52 I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,
Starting point is 01:16:10 probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.
Starting point is 01:16:29 We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.
Starting point is 01:16:40 Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. And I left it there. I didn't even like, I wasn't like argumentative or nothing. And I got a call from a friend of mine who worked at a job that I had quit months ago. But I still had on my Facebook work history. Like I never updated it because I just didn't care. And I got a call from them and they were like, yo, people are calling. People are calling about you.
Starting point is 01:17:08 I tried to tell them you don't work here, but I got like four calls today. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? And I go back and like, Because I had this really mundane disagreement with a random feminist Facebook post with like 300 fans. Like they had people like trying to call my name and get me, or call my job and get me fired. And I remember like, this is fucking lunacy. And then I started looking shit up. And I was like, oh, it's, it is insane.
Starting point is 01:17:36 I can't believe I didn't notice it. And that's when I started making videos about it. So if there's like a, if there's like a 2014. circa 2014 feminist watching this. It's your fault that I'm here. You did this. But thank you, by the way. It worked out pretty cool.
Starting point is 01:17:55 But I think, I don't know, just the idea that, like, there are so many people who don't want Gamergate to die. And I just don't understand it. It's people on the left who wanted to keep going for some weird reason. It's people who are, like, still holding on to, like, there are still channels from back then that are still going doing the same thing. And it's like, bro. Right.
Starting point is 01:18:14 And it's the same video that I've seen 100,000 times already with the same fucking cartoon avatar. I'm so tired. There's a part of me that wants to, there's a part of me that wants to have like a discussion with some of these larger bread tube motherfuckers that keep pedaling that shit to clarify like, yo, you guys are saying this
Starting point is 01:18:36 and there's documentaries trying to be made fucking Brianna Wu and this and her experience and stuff and I'm like, I'm not discounting that she got fucked with a lot because I did discover people like Ethan Ralph was a thing back in the day and him and his base and all his motherfucking, they were fucking with people. I didn't know. I legitimately
Starting point is 01:18:53 didn't know. I didn't know those people existed until a few years later. With that internet bloodsport shit when they're all screaming at each other. I didn't know that they were around that time. The internet blood sport? Do you think that's the darkest period of time for you toward the internet?
Starting point is 01:19:08 That was when like the creatures crawled off the primordial ooze and it was just like madness, like just darkness came out and they just started to do it the most fuck things because I watched a three hour video on Ethan Ralph and I was like, yo, this
Starting point is 01:19:24 guy is a monster but it's fantastic. It's like monstrous in the most like this is a bad guy and we need a hero kind of shit where it's almost entertaining. A villain, legit villain. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:40 Yeah. It's I just want I would love that because like I just the fuck that itch I just want that moniker I want that thing to just fucking die for real and just show because I know the people that I talk to
Starting point is 01:19:56 people like you Chris that were legitimately annoyed by what was happening in the gaming industry because we play we play video games that's what we do and then it's like this is dumb why is this happening this is this is silly there's a lot of there's a lot of revisionist history
Starting point is 01:20:13 and it's really annoying because I specifically remember being like specifically with the Depression Quest thing where it's like hey this game gets a lot of coverage for a game that doesn't look particularly impressive and that's a little weird because I knew people who were making games
Starting point is 01:20:31 that looked impressive that did not get coverage no matter how hard they tried and I remember being like what the fuck is this and it turns out they're all friends with each other and it's like cool but they never said that they never right like they never made that information clear, which is like a huge breach.
Starting point is 01:20:47 Like, I still think that. I still think it's like, no, if you're going to cover your friend's story, you should at least either say that you know this person or recuse yourself from covering it so there are no biases. That's just how basic journalism works. You can't have a fucking J.P. Morgan Chase CEO doing a fucking expose on JCP, on J.P. Morgan for the fucking Wall Street Journal that's owned by J.P. Morgan. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:21:12 Like, you can't have that fucking happening. You need like a basic thing because it's like Again, like I just knew developers And it's frustrating to see that Because these are talented people And then you see this text-based games Like what? Like maybe it could get coverage
Starting point is 01:21:26 But like I knew something was up And turns out there was And then they updated their terms of service I remember at some point I think in like 2017 they did that And I remember being like cool That was it And I fucked up
Starting point is 01:21:40 Yeah I fucked up And then like all that was left was like the bubbling like the guns that were just like just like yes freedom why are these women here still it's like yeah dude that was never the point that shit that sucked comes out the ooze
Starting point is 01:22:00 I'm here yes that that's where things got when yeah that's when things got like so out of hand where it's like dude what are you guys talking about I remember making video about things like have you seen this and I watch like say I watched a batwoman trailer on CW and I'm like
Starting point is 01:22:21 I remember your video about that but I was like look it I was like that looks like trash I'm not gonna watch that and then that was my take but the fact that it even exists they're like people like freaking out I'm like dude I don't watch 99% of shows on anything like I'm not I don't give a fuck about bat woman on CW
Starting point is 01:22:42 I don't care What the fuck is wrong with you? It reminds me a lot of like back in the Sarkesian days when there would be a lot of people being like, this game is so sexist that it shouldn't exist. And it's like, no, just don't play it. Just don't like let it like what's the, I don't see a problem with having a game where just every, oh hey, here's a game and everyone's fucking half naked. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the script. The podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola,
Starting point is 01:23:22 who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are really. not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication.
Starting point is 01:23:54 And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm.
Starting point is 01:24:30 That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get big. and batter and our army grows, so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24 7, 365.
Starting point is 01:25:06 Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. women. Here you go. Like this stuff. Women. Oh yeah. Yeah. Right. We want to be women. We want them to be women. I'm a fuck. I'm a fucking adult that can watch porn. Why the fuck can I play that game? Like what the hell? Like, why can I play a game with half naked women? It should all be women, not men. Like to me, it's just like this fucking, I don't know, the sanctimoniousness of it. I want women to be half naked, not dudes. And that's the thing that. Dude, but let's let's be real about that whole fucking
Starting point is 01:25:41 the, the, the, the charlatan like in the sarcasm who is. Prove. And, Proven, proven to Charleston. There's footage out there that she'd never played video games. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking call it. Like, there's proven. Yeah, she, there's revisionist history everywhere where, like, it's like, oh, actually, you know, in retrospect, you know, her work is really good.
Starting point is 01:25:59 It's like, no, you watch it. Go watch it. Come on. You're out of your mind. You stole a bunch of people's money, too. She didn't never finished her fucking project. She stole money. She didn't finish the thing.
Starting point is 01:26:10 She stole footage. The footage that she showed disproved what she was saying. I remember, I'll never forget that. There was a whole thing where it was like, you know, Hitman incentivizes you to kill hookers. And it shows, and it shows Hitman killing a hooker and immediately getting penalized for it. And I was like, are you even looking at the game you're playing? No, absolutely not. It is fucking astounding.
Starting point is 01:26:35 And it's like, it bothers me that people like go on Twitter sometimes. They're like, I had an SJW phase or an anti-SJW phase or whatever. And now I don't. And it's like, so you all of a sudden you think like man spreading is a genuine problem. Right. Right. Like what's happening today is not what was happening back then. 100%.
Starting point is 01:26:56 It's so, it's so clear as day. But I think so many people went down that rabbit hole where they were like, yeah, I got to milk the views. I got to milk. I got to stoke the flames of anger. I got to make people upset about everything. Because that's when the money was in it, bro. That's when the money was rich and it was fucking flowing, man. It was flowing.
Starting point is 01:27:14 But look at here's the thing. It was that and the apocalypse. Like fucking. Oh, right, right, right, look,
Starting point is 01:27:19 Ben, PewDiePye, fair enough. Cool. You're not a bad person or nothing, but you fucked everything up. That, he was,
Starting point is 01:27:27 he was, I don't think, look, I think it was a lot of shit that was going on during that time that caused it. Not like looking back on like everything that was going on that period of time. But he definitely was the final meteorite that hit the ground. And the rest of the dinosaurs were like,
Starting point is 01:27:42 fuck, dude. I don't think it was his fault in the sense that what he did was so bad. Like, I don't think what he did in Haley. He was the catalyst, dude. He was the catalyst for the journalist to. He was Ali. He was the Ali at the end of Game of Thrones, the stab John Snow for the final stab that killed him for real.
Starting point is 01:27:58 Like, he was still technically alive seven stabs before, but that last stab killed him. It wasn't even that. What it was, was that, like, he was doing stuff that was, like, edgy, but not, like, it wasn't, like, filthy Frank or, like, Idubs at the time. Like, it wasn't that tier. but they weren't nearly that big. Exactly. The fact the Pudipai was so big and he was doing stuff that was even a fraction as edgy, that was a big mistake.
Starting point is 01:28:21 Because I understand you want your freedom to do whatever you want, but at the same time, dude, like you fucking... You're too big. You're too big. You're too big for that privilege. It's like, okay, too bad. Wea, wah, I can't do what I want. I guess I'll have to deal with my millions of dollars.
Starting point is 01:28:37 My millions of dollars on playing video games. This thing never has to work again. He never has to work again. For me. Real, though. Yeah, like, that to me was like, I don't know, man. Like, I get it. Like, and I don't want to be like, oh, he should.
Starting point is 01:28:49 I don't want to be like the police who's telling him, like, he can't make certain content. Because obviously, like, you can do whatever you want. It's just a matter of, like, the, I thought what he did was hilarious. I thought, like, when he paid those guys in fucking Indonesia or whatever the fuck to hold that sign up, and they did it. I thought that for $5. I thought that was insane. and it was hilarious. And so did he, because if you see his reaction,
Starting point is 01:29:17 he was like, oh, shit, they did it. Yeah, he's like, he can't believe they did that. Like, and I, you know, I just fucking, it was funny. It's just a matter of like, that's going to be seen by tens of millions of people. It's not like the hair cake that's going to be like, it's a couple million people like, because it's so outrageous. The hair cake was so good. Bro, that was just a peak.
Starting point is 01:29:37 That was not everyone has different peaks, you know, because I'm pretty sure people before us, the little olderness probably think the peak was like they need a he gets. time, you know. No, I don't think so. I think unanimously, like, that period of time was, like, peak internet. Because that was when you could make- You could find anything to laugh at, bro.
Starting point is 01:29:54 You could laugh at anything. You could make good money not posting every single day. That wasn't like the thing. Like, it was something that a lot of people did, but it didn't mean that, like, if you didn't do that, you could do well. You know, like, now it's like that is the- bias of the algorithm. Back then, it was just something that, that, uh, that didn't hurt you at all. In fact, it helped you just because you had more content. It was getting more views because
Starting point is 01:30:22 you had more content that was making more money because that's how math works. But like, back then, you could do whatever you wanted. You weren't going to get demonetized. Um, unless you like had copyright. Copyright was a bigger problem back then. But demonetization was not that big of a problem at all. It didn't exist yet really. Yeah. It did, but it was so rare. You had to like, I had a couple of videos demonetized in 2015, but it was because I was talking about. I was talking about the fucking the terrorist attacks in Paris. And then I talked about the mattress girl, if you remember, mattress girl.
Starting point is 01:30:51 Oh my God. Wait, wait, wait, wait. That sounds familiar. Oh, my God. Okay, so. Wait, wait, it's, it's, oh, no. Ooh. I'll let you, I'll let you, I'll give you this.
Starting point is 01:31:01 I'll give you a sec. It was, uh, no, I'm not going to remember it. A matter of like the type of shit that we would talk about. She carried around. Yes. She carried around the mattress that she was. like she carried it around as a as a as a symbol of her uh of her of her victimization even though she she lied about being sexually assaulted by somebody in college it was proven false and
Starting point is 01:31:29 she still was like i'm going to carry this for just and it was like one of those things where it's like we know these are rare but we need to talk about shit like this because you you can't you can't just let somebody fucking lie and then just get away with it and then just carry this fucking match around campus. Like, I couldn't do that. I couldn't lie and then just still be completely fine. Like, well, we got to talk about this shit. But that got demonetized because in my title, I use the R word, you know, because that's
Starting point is 01:31:56 what I was talking about it. But that's the thing. It's like there were ways, avoiding that stuff was very easy. Right. You're right. It was very easy. All you had to do was not type a slur in the chat and in the title. And you were basically sad.
Starting point is 01:32:08 I learned. I learned. What makes the crazy is that the idea of that period of time, it affected. everyone, bro. Like that is something, I watched comic book YouTubers that were getting affected by that shit. And they were, that's like one of the happiest ends.
Starting point is 01:32:27 Unless you're the quartering, who should just go to sleep for a long time. Everyone in that space is just happy chilling, you know? I'm glad you brought up the quartering though, man. Because there's also a narrative that, oh, everybody left the anti-SU-W thing once the money dried up. I'm like, excuse me,
Starting point is 01:32:45 excuse me, the money didn't dry up. There's just a lot of people, like me and Chris, for example, that are like, everybody fucked off. Like the MTV news, stopped making retarded videos. All those companies that were just BuzzFeed
Starting point is 01:33:03 and that were just making the stupidest mansplained and all this crap, that rap dude, I still every once in a ball think about that hip-hop thing that you reacted to. Do you remember that? God, that video? Was it the MC, the MC search one?
Starting point is 01:33:16 Yes. I think about that every once in a ball, because I just can't believe that's a real thing. I can't believe it's real. I can't believe those are real. I still can't believe it's real to this day. And I'm like, there's no, who's, who's making content like that anymore?
Starting point is 01:33:27 It's stopped. So we stopped. It's pretty simple. I'm like, but then you have the fucking quartering who literally asked his audience to give me content to be mad at. Like, give me something. He can put six videos out a day. I don't.
Starting point is 01:33:42 like him, but his work ethic is. I didn't, look, look, I immaculate. That's a worker. All of the people that like that, 100% agree. Get your money. You're doing it. Like, I don't necessarily have a problem with like the
Starting point is 01:33:58 work ethic. But like for me for me, it's like I joined the site in the first place to make things that I thought were funny and good. Right. And I don't think you can do that several times a day. every single day.
Starting point is 01:34:14 I don't think that's possible. I think in order... Your light will go out. Your light will go out eventually. You'll just... Do you think so? Do you think at some point I'll just post like random garbage every day?
Starting point is 01:34:23 I could. No, no, no. I think if you try... I could, yeah, I could. You're hardest. It's just... To make great content every day, you will fade out.
Starting point is 01:34:32 Oh, yeah. If you try to try to make great content every day, mind fried. But if you were just to pick a topic and talk about it for 10 to 15 minutes, uh, multiple, like, five topics and then talk about for 10 to 15 minutes.
Starting point is 01:34:45 The problem is for most people, they don't care. Like I don't, like, I'm talking about the creator. I don't care to talk about that. There is nothing on my mind that I'm like, I want to talk about five things right now and rant about it. I don't give a fuck. And neither do they. So that's why the courting asks his audience, what do you want me to talk about today? Because clearly he has nothing to say.
Starting point is 01:35:05 Things you're passionate about also. It's like if you care about, like the things I care about, I can talk about it for a while. But if I'm going to put into all the videos, all the videos, all the videos, all these, all these guys' videos are 10 minutes and 45 seconds. Always like it's never like, oh, a 17 minute. I wonder what he has to say. It's like I got to get, I got to hit 10 minutes. I got to hit 10 minutes and I got to get that like the last 20 seconds for the clicks for that click for the little like, you know, the clicky thing. And then we're set.
Starting point is 01:35:36 It's never more than it needs to be, which means it's completely obligational. And fair enough, it's a job But like, I mean like I don't know It's there, bro You know All I'm saying is that If I made a video about D&D
Starting point is 01:35:49 I love it so much That I couldn't make it a quick thing Because how much I care about what it is My heart won't let you make it quick How could you care about getting angry? Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman And I'm the host of Beyond the Script A podcast where I sit down with pharmacists
Starting point is 01:36:07 To answer all those health questions That you forget Or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York,
Starting point is 01:36:21 talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of paramedopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications,
Starting point is 01:36:42 There are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Here are the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health.
Starting point is 01:37:01 Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan.
Starting point is 01:37:20 I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion. $1.20 million is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.
Starting point is 01:37:39 And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. About things that you don't, you just learned about.
Starting point is 01:38:13 You just learned about a thing. And now you're just learning about a thing. And now you're going to just go off the cuff. You haven't researched really any of it. Like, what blows my mind, too, is that these guys, like, they'll censor themselves, which is frustrating. Like, I've seen The Quartering do this a lot where he reads an article and he goes, like, he reads sex on the screen and he says, um, relations to avoid monetization or demonetization. But it's like, but it's like you're posting so many times a day. like what like I don't know like to me
Starting point is 01:38:46 like I don't censor myself at all and I post like once every fucking two years like surely like to me it's like you're making enough content to not have to compromise your ability to speak for fear of like losing money like I just don't believe like because you can't your content can't truly be demonetized
Starting point is 01:39:05 in a sense if you're posting that much because at some point that video that you're using even if it gets debonitized links to all of your other shit. Nobody has a truly demonetized video in the truest sense,
Starting point is 01:39:21 especially if they're posting several times a day. Right. I just don't buy it. Your views will increase exponentially just because of people clicking on your other videos, auto play, and just everything. But it just lets you know that... It just comes across is so weak to me
Starting point is 01:39:37 because it's like, this is the crowd, it's like, I'll say whatever the fuck I want. Relations. Just say sex. Say pussy. Say fuck. You're on the internet. What is the point? What is the point of making content on the internet?
Starting point is 01:39:48 You're just going to be as fucking buttoned down as you are on television. Be a person. It blows my mind. No, I told you. It's wild. It's insane. It's, but it lets you know. But like I said, the people that watch this stuff, they're not, they're not, they're not brilliant people.
Starting point is 01:40:05 So they haven't figured out. They're not. Are you telling me if you could sit down. You tell them if you can sit down. and look at the quarter of dumb, dumb fucking critiques of Miles Morales video game that are just so pencil thin
Starting point is 01:40:20 What about that? Black dwarf in a Lord of the Niggas or whatever Oh my God It's the end of the fucking world There's in the world They're gonna ruin everything They're gonna take everything for much It's like black dwarfs can exist underground
Starting point is 01:40:35 That's not how Melon in black They're black But guys But guys You would have been mad at about this if it happened in 2016 no here's the here's the reality of the situation
Starting point is 01:40:48 here's the reality right like if we were talking about this in a 2016 context here's what the story would be there would be some weird push on some weird website somewhere and it would have been picked up by BuzzFeed let's take Lord of the Rings off of store shelves
Starting point is 01:41:06 and off of services because it's not diverse enough you know or like Thank you. Let's take it off and replace it with this random fucking woke retelling where everything is like supposed to be emblematic of like modern day diversity quotas or whatever. And then that's the definitive version of Lord of the Rings. And that's the only one. That's the context of how insane shit was in 2016 where you had people arguing that games, certain games shouldn't exist.
Starting point is 01:41:38 You had arguing people arguing that certain franchises shouldn't be out. for people to see at all. Like that was the context of 2016. Yeah. And having a new version of something that sucks, you can make fun of it for sucking. But don't pretend it's like some big fucking political statement. The original Lord of the Rings is always going to exist.
Starting point is 01:41:59 And it's always going to be the definitive fucking version of that movie. You think that show's going to be good? It's an Amazon series. Yeah, let's be real. I hope like, I can pray, but it's not going to be good. We know, we know. It's not going to be as good as the shit that you already experienced. And it's like, the fact that you're already complaining about this,
Starting point is 01:42:16 it's one of those things where, and I've said this a lot. Like, when we talk about 2016, I've said this emphatically that I'm like, yo, I don't care about diversity if it's good. Like if they're changing things for diversity purposes, and I say, I use this as an example a lot, the mid-2000s Justice League animated series where they brought in John Stewart instead of Hal Jordan. And John Stewart became default. the best Green Lantern.
Starting point is 01:42:42 Everyone's like, dude, John Stewart's way better than fucking Hal Jordan. Especially since Hal Jordan's essentially Barry Allen. They're the same fucking person, personality-wise.
Starting point is 01:42:49 Oh, man. I'm gonna say some shit that's gonna make you mad. It doesn't fucking matter. It doesn't matter. We're not talking about that right now. We're not talking about it. We're not even about that.
Starting point is 01:42:59 Howl Jordan is my favorite green lantern? That's fine. I don't care. I don't care. That is not the point. The point is, for diversity purposes, they brought in,
Starting point is 01:43:06 because they're like, this is just all white niggas. It's just all white people. Let's bring in a black guy. Let's put in a little bit of balance. I brought in John Stewart. And, dude, the arc of John Stewart and Hock Girl. Owl Girl.
Starting point is 01:43:18 Owl Girl. There you go. Jesus. Yeah. Is my favorite thing of that show. It works so well. And then I liked how Wally West and John Stewart played off of each other. You had this very serious military guy and the wacky freaking flash.
Starting point is 01:43:32 It played the contrast was perfect. And I'm like, I had zero problem with that. I don't care. It's like bringing in, well, you know, we talk about Will Smith now. But when Will Smith is like, I'm going to play, I'm going to play Deadshot, I'm like, I like Will Smith. I don't give a fuck. I don't care. I do not care.
Starting point is 01:43:47 Why is this because you change? Like, I don't care. You have to be a very specific kind of character for me to care when they change something like very surface level about you. It has to be very wild. Like, to me, it's like, if they made a Halo movie and Sergeant Johnson was a white guy, I'd be like, that's wrong. That's really stupid. Don't do that. Or if, or if, or if, uh, or if, uh, or if Halsey was like.
Starting point is 01:44:10 anything but a white woman. Like, to me, like, Halsey's a white woman. Like, that's, like, don't, that's, there are certain things that you don't change. But, like, I remember, like, seeing the cast. No, you're right. You're right about certain things. Right, but like a black, just a black, like, who cares?
Starting point is 01:44:24 And just the thing. For me, for this. No, but hold on. Because they did this with the Halo show where, like, Captain Keyes is a black guy. And I remember being like, that's a little, that's kind of weird. Like, because I was like,
Starting point is 01:44:35 he's very clearly like a white, it doesn't define him or nothing, but I remember thinking like, that's a weird. choice and then having watched the show let me tell you something least of the show's problems i knew you're going to say that like the like the if i were to even list all the problems that i don't think that would even be in the top 56 of them damn right okay okay for me i think i'm i'm the person that like i i stand by the fact
Starting point is 01:45:02 that i think diversity is very important i think it's a very important thing to see people that look like, especially in your younger formative years see people like you that do stuff, you know? I think it's important thing. I think that's fine. I don't think diversity is bad necessarily. I do think my problem is the way that diversity was implemented. It's true. In which you're talking about.
Starting point is 01:45:20 Right. Shit like that was happening. I hate to agree, but shit like that was like going on. They were like, let's just remove this and put this version in there. And it's like, no, don't go about it like that. You know, like I, it's, no, you're right. It was an insane level of pushing out things that were non-diverse in an almost aggressive manner, which is the problem with things in general. It's like instead of fixing things and going forward, in a wonderful America, we just cover shit up.
Starting point is 01:45:54 That's, and we try to divert. That is true. But things is like, hey, look over here. This is, look at this is going on. It's up like that. It's the problem. It's not even just that, too. It's that they do it
Starting point is 01:46:06 And then they pat themselves on the back For having done something important It's like when Disney always does this thing Where it's like It's the first gay person in a Disney film And they do it once a year For like the last five years They've been doing this
Starting point is 01:46:21 It's like oh look in the background of Moana You can kind of see Two guys looking at each other a little bit Yeah And then they're like I recently heard Aren't we cool? heard this.
Starting point is 01:46:34 What? It made me mad. They're always, and then they're always funding fucking like conservative policies. So it's like it's like that like anti-fucking LBT shit all the time. So it's like, so it's funny. Because for me it's like,
Starting point is 01:46:45 it's like it's the idea of like I recently heard, I don't know if it's true or not, that Poe and Finn were gay and I was just like, well that was a need for that. They're not, but that was, that was just a rumor when it came out. But that was not.
Starting point is 01:47:00 Yeah, that was just that was just that fandoms doing what they do, Where they just like, What if Master Chief in the grave mind fucked? And it's like, I guess you have a right to be alive, but I won't talk to you. That's awesome. That's awesome. I don't know what you're talking. I heard that. And you know when Goku had just finished the freaking Gallic gun,
Starting point is 01:47:23 Kamehameha battle, and he was just strained at his mask, hearing that made me feel like Goku in that moment. Just where I have to go to sleep. Oh, that's when he's at K-O-Kin times 10, right? That was when he hit times-10, right? That was at times four, and he was just so jacked. Oh, he was at times-10, though?
Starting point is 01:47:41 Oh, that was like super, wasn't it? Never mind. No, times 10 is when he fought Friza. What? Was it? He had K-O-K-K-K-K-K-K-K. He was just like, I'm using K-O-KKKD. I thought he was a little time.
Starting point is 01:47:51 He only went to times four when he first fought. Vigida? Damn, it's been a while, dude. I got to watch that again. Because he said, because he said, because it's a whole moment. Is that K. Tides four. And he's like, what?
Starting point is 01:48:04 What does he do? And he gets fucked over. How long did you guys think Freezer was a girl for? Because I, it was a long time. Still. It was a long time. Still. It was because it was because of fucking, uh, no, he's the he.
Starting point is 01:48:14 He's the he's. It was because of the fucking voice, the American dub voice. So I'm like, oh, Frise is definitely a woman. Yeah. And then like, but then I kept hearing he. And I'm like, I confused. I was like, like, they were used to the pronoun he. And I'm like, well, but I'm, that's clearly a woman.
Starting point is 01:48:33 Like, what? Dragon Ball C. That's a bitch. Dragon Ball C. Dragon Ball C. ahead of their time. That's, so is Halo.
Starting point is 01:48:39 Halo. Okay, wait, before, before we go into questions, I think that's where heading now, right? Arbiter. I have a question for Derek,
Starting point is 01:48:45 okay? I have a question for Derek, right? This little spat that me and Chris got into. I was hoping, I was hoping that you would forget. Oh,
Starting point is 01:48:53 I'm not. I have the image open right here, right now, right now, right? Right. What are we talking about here? You know what Digimon are,
Starting point is 01:49:01 right? Of course. Of course. Okay. They're the champions. Let's just say, let's just say, there is a Digimon who has the form. You know who Anguamon is, right? Dude, I don't remember most of the Digimon.
Starting point is 01:49:18 I'll show you. I'll stream the image to you. So you got to put this inside. When it's edited, you got to put it inside. Don't do that. You got to do it. You got to. Look at, look at this.
Starting point is 01:49:28 Look at this. Let's say, let's say. let's say I gave this creature the pipe, right? But then afterwards, she reverted to a cat form that she had prior. There's nothing wrong with that because she was a human. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.
Starting point is 01:50:01 In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not. not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan.
Starting point is 01:51:06 Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion.
Starting point is 01:51:23 $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?
Starting point is 01:51:41 What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.
Starting point is 01:51:54 From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. If it's shaped creature when I was delivering the schmeat, correct? I do remember this and I just choose Japanese niggins are so fucking, I just, dude. They're devious. They're devious and they're diabolical.
Starting point is 01:52:17 They have to figure out like, how do we fuck this? We have to be. You know what, fine. I'll watch the stream. Look. Look at this. God, damn it. Look at this.
Starting point is 01:52:31 How do I get out of here? titty on are the titties change into digital cannons to come on bro digital breast digital breast digi non breast
Starting point is 01:52:46 am I wrong am I wrong whatever it turned into afterwards I'm not fucking that she looks like a valchery so it's pretty hot I'll say that's pretty cool so so am I so are you on my side then well see
Starting point is 01:53:01 if I didn't know what, I didn't, if I didn't know what it was prior, I'd be all over it. But the problem is, I knew what it was before. So like, say, for example, let's say, let's say, let's say, let's say, let's say, let's say, let's say, let's say, let's say, let's say, let's say, let's say, you don't know that. You're fucking that. You're like, dang, that was good. She's like, yeah, that was great. And then it did you voles back. It did you devolves into a cat. And you're like, oh, shit. Are you really a villain? I mean, look, if I did, if I wasn't a way, that's, I would have a villain. That's what, this is what, this is what I, this is what the man brain would do.
Starting point is 01:53:43 I would first be a little distraught, but then I'd be like, a little, yo. Yeah, could I, well, of course, but then I'd be like, yo, can I see you tomorrow? Can I see them? You devious motherfucker. You did. Digimon are intelligent. They have human levels of intelligence, all right? They're smart.
Starting point is 01:54:01 They have their own societies. They have their own fucking economy and shit So I mean are all Digimon fucking like Animal things other than this like I don't remember All of them all of them start off at animals at one point I remember that dumb as dinosaur thing All of them are some form of animal at first
Starting point is 01:54:20 That's the thing about Digimon And then they always have some point where they're animals And they become people some point So where is its original form Because it's original form Let's see you do the on the fly editing Kingston Yeah Because I see everything
Starting point is 01:54:35 So you just do it Into digital niggas Okay So you gotta go It's prior form To fucking So this is when it was a cat Pussy
Starting point is 01:54:46 At this point it was a cat And then prior to that It wasn't that That thing That thing evolves into that hot ass bitch dude God damn It does that All right
Starting point is 01:54:59 First of all Why the fuck are you even Why did this come to your mind At all? Because on stream, on stream, we're talking about... He was ranking the hottest Digimon, I think. No, first we went through, I didn't rank anyone, because I stayed clear. First, we're ranking the hottest races in Skyroom, and obviously I put farmer at the complete bottom.
Starting point is 01:55:19 Because Palmer are garbage. They're fucking, they're pretty, they're not bad. You fuck a farmer? They have Kaylee Jenner's hands. I don't respect you guys. I'm pretty sure they have, like, fucking glass in their pussy. Nah, dude, no way. Okay, good.
Starting point is 01:55:32 As long as it because if you seriously would fuck a former, I would have left the podcast. The pussy's probably made a like cartilage or something. Move on. So then we continue from there and it got to Digimon Wifus. And Derek, there's a staggering amount of thickly built big breasting Digimon. Like a staggering amount. Like every other piece of Japanese media, anime? Well, yes.
Starting point is 01:55:57 Yes, but the fact that there's so many Digimon that are big. breasted females is wild it is pretty funny because it is a kid show that is pretty good I like that I like that it's a kid show there's a bunch of titties I don't remember I mean when I see that I'm like because I think there was a male version of that like Valkyri Angel it's not a Valkyrie
Starting point is 01:56:16 but like it was Angel Mon is Angie Monde Angi Man and Angie Womomom Okay wow that's revolutionary You remember a real me that nail meet fucking head bro But just saying Angel woman are you serious that's what it was called Yeah Angel woman listen The conversation
Starting point is 01:56:34 Would you fucking glory as white dragon? Yeah, definitely. That's so quick. I did want to... I'd fuck a dragon easily. I'd fuck a dragon as a dragon in form. Okay, would you threesome with... Wait, okay, no, would you fucking...
Starting point is 01:56:51 I would say, okay, no, we'll do a threesome, but it's gonna be the dark magician and angel woman and yourself. But, the dark magician really wants to get at you like he's really he's interested in you and not Angel Woman
Starting point is 01:57:08 Nah nah nah nah Because I'm not having gay sex And I'm not there yet I'm not there in my life yet you know Like I'm not like that's not where Like I don't know the future The future has a lot of mysteries and shit like that to it But right now I can say I don't want a man fucking me
Starting point is 01:57:22 I can say that pretty safely at this moment of my life You know your homies are going to be very disappointed bro Your homie's going to be very disappointed you don't want to fuck them I mean, that's... Hey, bro. I said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I said I don't want a man fucking me. I said nothing about me fucking my homies, all right?
Starting point is 01:57:40 Let's get that straight, okay? Let's get that very straight, all right? Gotcha. All right. I just want to check you, dude. I just want to be sure. All right, because, hey, bro. You can you see those memes where the...
Starting point is 01:57:51 What the fuck? What is happening? I had to put a radioactive suit on because your fucking takes are fucking terrible and they're poisoning me. You're supposed to say toxic. You're supposed to say toxic. You fucked up. Or irradiated
Starting point is 01:58:02 Toxic? Like Britney Speez? Listen, my argument My argument was simple It's like you said that they were creatures And then you backpedaled into saying Well, no, no, no, they're not No, hold on, hold on, hold on Because under the context of them being animals
Starting point is 01:58:18 My answer would be, no, I would not fuck a Digimon But like then you backed up and you were like No, no, they're not creatures, they're digital It's just data Which I guess is different Is that not the same as being like But they're cartoons, so it's okay. If you know what I'm not.
Starting point is 01:58:34 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, not exactly. I think it's different because it's like it's an animal. Like, I think there's a difference between like V. You know, that's essentially VR at that point. You know what I mean? Like, if it's just data, it's like, to me, like having like a Yu-Gi-o magic summon where it's like some hot bitch. That's different than like an animal.
Starting point is 01:58:55 You know, I don't know. There's something about that that, like, the fact that it just exists in nature and just has to be theoretically enslaved to take part in anything? Like, hell yeah. It's awesome. You're a demon. Anyway.
Starting point is 01:59:10 Fuck you. But there is something weird. There is something weird. I mean, it's just, if they are digital and it's all fucking made up and make believe, I guess, like, because what turns in, it's not like they're, it's not like they're, what are those things called the bloody roar?
Starting point is 01:59:25 It's not like they're like furries, you know what I mean? That's why it's so. that it's a cat thing and then now it's a hot angel bitch I mean things things things get hazy the line blurs but all I'm saying is this I'm fucking Angie Waman
Starting point is 01:59:42 all right I don't care what you guys say I don't care what you guys try to try to construe this as I'm getting to some of that flying pussy She's not a cat She's not a cat he's an angel on fucking her She's a cat
Starting point is 01:59:56 She's an angel on I'm fucking her And if she turned to that cat afterwards, that's a whole other problem. But while I'm fucking her, she's an angel. All right. God bless you. Digital pussy. All right. Digital pussy.
Starting point is 02:00:07 Let's move on to some questions. This is, by the way, I'm going to be a longer episode because we took a long time to get to the questions. So. Oh, right. Holy shit. It's like one. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 02:00:18 Yeah. What are we at? Holy fuck. It flies by. It's a good episode, though. So let's, uh, all right. Let's, let's start off with JFK's head because of the, or JFK's headache. sorry oh is that is that the
Starting point is 02:00:31 it was a really quick guy it was a really quick one yeah it's a guy it's a guy right in he wrote hey guys this is more of a thank you all three of you and your passions have contributed something to my life Derek I finally tried Mass Effect and it has become my absolute favorite trilogy to ever exist I fell in love with it Sweene while I've never played you've given me a genuine interest in D&D
Starting point is 02:00:52 and Chris with all your talk of Imagine Dragon as Imagine Dragons my brain auto-corrected rise against to Imagine Dragons because I thought he was going to insult me. With your talk of Rise Against, they made their way onto my Spotify and have not had heard a bad song yet. I genuinely love the music. Figured through all the bullshit, it would be nice to hear a thank you for just showing me more things that I can enjoy. Thanks for the laughs that the podcast gives.
Starting point is 02:01:16 So I just wanted to say that because that's nice. That's very nice. You're welcome, my knicker. It's always good to not be put down, you know? Like, being put down enough to me hurts sometimes. Yeah. So, you know. Anyway, let's move on to some Ethan Ralph questions.
Starting point is 02:01:33 Badly brave. Badly brave wrote. And he says, hey, cocter, cocktipus, Pete Zorman, Pete Osborne, an inevitable sandman pun. I don't know what that means. What's the sandman pun? No, we haven't made one yet. We've got to make one. We gotta, though. We gonna.
Starting point is 02:01:53 Uh, man. It has to be natural. It can't, this isn't working. Yeah, we can't. Yeah, yeah, it's not worry. We can't force it. We'll get back to you, badly, breath. But he says, you often talk about Ethan Ralph. But are there any, are there any other walking dumpster fires of human beings that you guys can't take your eyes off of? I used to be partial to big dick Mike Matey from Sinai Massacre, but he's calmed down in recent years. I remember Mike Matei. Mike Mate did that weird, fucking, that weird, he did like a let's play of Minecraft with a cartoon cut out of
Starting point is 02:02:28 Inspector Gadget. And it was just this horrible video where he just made this terrible joke where he was like he was voicing the cartoon Inspector Gadgett and he was like, I love playing mind crap. Mind crap is such a good game. Mind crap.
Starting point is 02:02:44 You should all look that shit up. It's terrible. But, yeah. I don't know, man. Ethan Ralph's pretty. Terrible. He said it's terrible. Like on that level.
Starting point is 02:02:55 He's look up. It's terrible. I used to watch. Well, there's nothing, there's no one specific. I just, I can just say I used to watch like, uh, Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.
Starting point is 02:03:19 In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn, Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of paramedopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBJYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications
Starting point is 02:03:48 that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.
Starting point is 02:04:24 I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.
Starting point is 02:04:51 Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24 7, 365.
Starting point is 02:05:06 Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Well, I watch reality.
Starting point is 02:05:17 Basically, there's a lot of people like Ethan Ralph in that 90-day fiancé, for example. Oh, yeah, yeah. They're not as evil, obviously, but they're on the same level of just, like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Why would you ever do that? You know there's cameras on you, right?
Starting point is 02:05:34 Like, it's, it's like, I don't understand. And I can't get enough of it, man. I can't get enough of it. I love the fact that Ethan Ralph's a real person, bro. It just gives me this level of solace, you know, where it's just like, wow, you suck. It's almost like there can only be so much, it's like there can only be so much bad
Starting point is 02:05:54 that, like, to know that a lot of it is concentrated in one space is nice. Yeah, it gives me a level of safety, whereas, like, at least it's trapped here, you know? If he has kids, though, those kids are going to be like icker. I feel going to be like bored in real form. Doesn't he already have a kid? He has two kids now. He has two kids.
Starting point is 02:06:13 Let's not. Let's look like that. I feel bad. I'm just going to say. I really hope that they have good lives, man, because Jesus. Yeah. sincerely. But I don't know, man. Like, Ethan Ralph is definitely the top of that list, man.
Starting point is 02:06:27 Like, I can't think of many people. Like, there were people back in the day that were kind of like fun to just. kind of, like, DSP was one of those people, where, like, Darkside Phil, where he got, like... He's still around. Yeah, he's still around, but he's like not... He's not... He's not in the meta. He's not in the meta.
Starting point is 02:06:45 I think he ratioed a company recently. What was it? It was the Oscars, dude. It was the Academy Awards. He raced out of the tweet and I saw DSP and I laughed so hard. And he fucking wrecked him. Did you see that kid? Did you see that kid?
Starting point is 02:07:01 I forgot to bring this up. Did you see that kid? who like went to a Ben Shapiro lecture and he was like, you sound like a bozo. You can't even get your wife wet, bro. You can't even get pussy. He said you can't even get, dude, it's this black dude that's like, like pretty, pretty flamboy.
Starting point is 02:07:17 And he was like, he was like, whatever, bro, you're a bozo. He's like, you can't even get pussy. You can't even make your wife wet. It's fucking amazing. It is, look, it's not a. I'll send it to you. I'm a send to you. I'm going to send you so you can see it.
Starting point is 02:07:32 Look, it's not a. good counter argument to whatever it is Ben Shapiro. Good, I don't want a good counter argument. Fuck that shit. Because I don't know what the fuck he was saying. But that was fucking funny. That was funny. That was better than any intellectual shit that they ever could have, that, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 02:07:51 I've never seen anybody call some, like a bozo. It's a good word. It's a good word. It's a good word. I got to look this up. I'm going to sit at you right now. I'm sitting to you right now. Yeah, you're going to.
Starting point is 02:08:04 You're going to get it on your... Don't play it through your phone and fuck up the audio. I'm saying... Come on. Okay, yeah, I'm sent you right now, but... I love it. I love it. Have you seen it already?
Starting point is 02:08:17 I'm looking at it right now. Okay. But yeah, so it's fantastic. And there's people in the comment section that are, you know, being all up... They're just being all uppity. You know, they're being all, oh, how could you? Like, there was one that I saw specifically. Like this person.
Starting point is 02:08:34 Um, I hope the terminally online Shapiro got own crowd realizes that this is the cringiest shit to normal people, right? This belongs in a cringe compilation alongside the people celebrated in its epic own of literally just insulting the speaker. And I'm just like, we shut the fuck up, dude. That's funny. They had, they hold fucking, they put Ben Shapiro on this fucking pedestal. Meanwhile, Ben Shapiro makes videos reacting to crazy leftist TikToks. Like that's that's what that's his fucking Yeah yeah
Starting point is 02:09:06 Binge Imperial is like just making these stupid fucking videos and putting 17 ads in his videos And then these people are like that's awesome And then this guy is just calling him a clown essentially It's the fucking bozo that can't get pussy Which is I mean I think it's a fair assessment It's a very fair to say to it's so funny to it's funny to say to a married person It's him bro it's funny it's funny it's just funny
Starting point is 02:09:28 It's just funny in just like I don't know like to me I I think it's funny when something like that happens because you know they didn't expect that to happen. You know they didn't prepare for that. You know?
Starting point is 02:09:42 Like, what the fuck could Ben Shapiro possibly say in response to you're a bozo and you get no pussy? Like, what, like, well, actually, I get plenty of pussy. Like, I don't know what you could say. Actually, I fuck my wife.
Starting point is 02:09:57 Now, let me be, I fuck my wife every other money. Excuse me. Excuse me. Let me be clear. Let me be clear. It is lazy. It's not like the best thing I've ever seen.
Starting point is 02:10:08 Excuse me. But it's amusing. Me and my wife have sexual relations about once a month. I assure you I get pussy. I assure you I get something similar to pussy. All right. Let's move on. Papa Jesus wrote in.
Starting point is 02:10:24 He says, hello, hey there. My beautiful boyos. What are some things that are pretty much always funny to you, Especially essentially what are the cheat codes To get laughed at you For me it's videos Where people laugh so hard
Starting point is 02:10:35 Their voice drops an octave or two Dude there was I saw a video of some kid Laughing through a mask And it sounded like Like Mario Yeah yeah No no you didn't send it to me
Starting point is 02:10:46 But for me it's It's oblivion man Oblivion Has yet to be Like every time I still see New things coming out of The Elder Scrolls
Starting point is 02:10:58 For Oblivion that I cannot explain to you because they are comedically timed as if someone's doing it on purpose. Like, it's the funniest fucking game without ever trying to be. Like, it's not like a, it's not like a borderlands
Starting point is 02:11:15 or like a, or like any kind of joky. It's just so, like, I don't even want you around me. You want to know why I come to the arena and then they fucking fly into the sky. And you're just like, what the fuck? and the music is playing in the background. Like, it's like, this is fucking ridiculous.
Starting point is 02:11:35 And it continues, it just, that game delivers forever. You're right. Yeah, I agree with that. That's pretty good. For me, it's the N-word, bro. You suck. It makes me laugh, man. You suck so much.
Starting point is 02:11:46 You're the fucking worst. It's true. Derek knows it's true. He agrees. It just, it just makes me laugh. Look, he's thinking about it. He's laughing. It's too much, man.
Starting point is 02:11:55 Like, I don't know why it's not. It shouldn't be that funny. I think it's the hurt I think it's the hurt in my mind about how terrible that word is and how it's been used and just like destroy people but for me it makes me laugh
Starting point is 02:12:11 because I'm damaged already I think that's why did we talk about this last episode or a recent episode about how I think Sweeney you and I have talked about it several times like on stream or just in general but like the the whole call of duty angle of it did we talk about that on the podcast
Starting point is 02:12:28 I don't know, have we? Do you bring it up to you, Derek? What are you saying? So I guess not. We'll say it again real quick, just in case, because we don't want to take too much time. But we were having a conversation about that, the N-word, and how, like, in Call of Duty,
Starting point is 02:12:45 like, it's a really sad thing, because the N-word doesn't really mean you're racist in that game, because it's just become part of the vernacular of that community, to the point where they were like, seven-year-old saying it who can't possibly understand the gravity of what it means. Not even a little bit.
Starting point is 02:13:04 There's this great video that I saw recently and I think you've seen it too, Derek. Maybe not, but like I saw it everywhere of this kid losing in cod and he like screams the Edward and some guy's like, dude, what's that? And he goes, what is it that he says? He's like, dude, chump.
Starting point is 02:13:20 And he's like, what do you mean, man? What do you think else to say? I'm one and six. That's, his mind is like, I have one. What did you expect? to say. That's awesome.
Starting point is 02:13:30 It's just like that's just because it's like, wow. It just doesn't mean anything in Call of Duty. He doesn't. He doesn't. You don't mean it. You know, when you say that word, you don't mean to hurt anyone. Of course not. You're just upset.
Starting point is 02:13:43 Nine times. No, but that's why like there's, there's reason. There is a reason why it's called a gamer word. That's what is the reason. It is wild, but that's true. When Joe Rogan,
Starting point is 02:13:57 that compilation came out about him dropping in bombs. Like, I made a video and I said, Joe Rogan, like, exposed for saying game award, because everybody knows what I'm talking about. You say gamer words. Like, everybody knows. It's literally... It's called a gamer word. Pute Pie is a perfect example. We know that fucking Swede is not
Starting point is 02:14:15 some racist bigot. But he's getting his ass whooped in PubG. And the first thing he can think of is, what a fucking boom! And he's like, whoops. That bridge is an iconic. That, like, I know every square inch of that bridge.
Starting point is 02:14:36 I know that bridge. I remember that bridge in more detail than I remember some of my immediate relatives. Who I've seen recently. It is etched into my brain, him in the corner with his like multicolored kind of hair going on, where he's like blonde and he's like a little bit brown over here. It's like, you fucking. He's like He's angled downwards
Starting point is 02:14:59 He's squinting a little bit I think I think he says it And he immediately like Ah man Well yeah Right after that's why right after he says What a fucking asshole
Starting point is 02:15:06 Cause tries to correct himself By calling him an asshole But it's like it's too late It's too late Like bro you know what you said It's just so wild But that that slur is just You gotta turn your camera off a quick
Starting point is 02:15:17 Like that happens And scream it And scream it It is It is No but it's It's great Like a laser beam out of your mouth
Starting point is 02:15:24 Do you remember like fucking cell? Do you think that... Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask
Starting point is 02:15:44 when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists, with questions about menopause symptoms.
Starting point is 02:15:59 When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of paramedopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that can kind of help to limit the symptoms. Here are the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health.
Starting point is 02:16:34 Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one.
Starting point is 02:17:04 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.
Starting point is 02:17:19 Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit 4theplepeople.com for an office near you.
Starting point is 02:17:42 Do you remember, Kingston, when we, uh, when Joe got, when Joe got called duty World War II or whatever? And he brought it. We, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we fell off, like, I fell off it years ago. You never got into it. But it was, yeah, yeah, but, like, like he got the new call duty game and he was living with us he's always been into cod like for as long as as i've known him he's been playing call duty and then he brings it home we're curious he's in his room he's playing it and we're like all right let's see what this is about let's see if it's changed any any amount it hasn't but we go in and we're watching it's it hasn't been more than two minutes the game the game has the game is at most maybe 30 minutes old because
Starting point is 02:18:28 Joe got it upon release. Yeah. The game is in its infancy. Infancy online. And he goes in, we go into his room. He talks through his PlayStation mic where it's like the fucking camera, which by the way is obnoxious and annoying. And I keep telling him to stop. But over the voice chat, sure enough.
Starting point is 02:18:53 Sure enough. We get the game award. It's two minutes, Max. What's a hurry upness, bro. with the hurt with the fucking swiftness that word has become taken the horrible historical meaning of that word has been overturned by the gamer use of it
Starting point is 02:19:10 and that is a travesty I mean but is it though it's almost like it's almost like in a generation no there's no argument in a generation the hurt that word causes so many people could be eradicated by it just becoming a casual thing to say in a game.
Starting point is 02:19:31 To the point where it's like, it's, there's no more, there's no more hurt. It's just, it's, it's, it's just almost like saying, oh, shucks. It's just like, that's how casual these people are using. And you imagine, holy fuck. Could you imagine that reality happens? Ah, it's, it's getting close with the, with the, with,
Starting point is 02:19:52 with call of duty, exclusively call of duty because it wasn't as bad. when you when you would when you jump into like halo and stuff it wasn't as just something about call it duty though you'd hear it it wasn't it wasn't nearly as like I heard it I played halo look I played a lot of halo I heard it maybe like seven times in the entire time that I heard it a bunch but it wasn't the same frequency because like hearing something 60 times and hearing something five thousand times there's a big disparity
Starting point is 02:20:29 60's still a good number but 5,000 is damn there always you know it's a difference did you see that guy doing speed runs yo that shit is my favorite content on the internet
Starting point is 02:20:44 nah whatever he's trying to get speed run to call the N word or at reach he tries to get spirit called the N word the F word any sort of Arabic slur it's this guy I don't know where I don't know what his content is, I don't know what his name is,
Starting point is 02:20:59 that he goes like, oh man, I'm doing a speed runner, let's see if we can get, I think it was like sub, sub three or something. It was, it was like less than three seconds where he just starts the match. He starts, he starts, he starts the match and he goes, I'm black. I'm black. I'm black.
Starting point is 02:21:13 And then immediately, immediately, like, immediately. It is so fucking funny. I don't know. What's funny about it is he's gotten in less than a second. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm black. He got it in less than a second. second. He literally did it.
Starting point is 02:21:30 He did it. That is the impossible. He deserves a medal actually seriously. That's pretty impressive. Yeah, Nobel Peace Prize. Call of Inward. Should they just change the name? Should they just be Call of like inward now? I feel like that hard
Starting point is 02:21:46 That might be hard to sell. Call of Nward three. Do you think the hardcore Call of Duty people, do you think any of them would stop playing if they changed No. Not even sure. They might play more.
Starting point is 02:22:03 Look, here's the thing. It would probably be the best selling call of whatever in the world, but they couldn't advertise it. There would be no ads for it. Because companies would be like, we can't do that. It would just show up on the shelves.
Starting point is 02:22:20 It would show up on the shelves and people would be like, what is this? I have to. I have to. Like, every time someone sees it, they'd have to buy it. Every, I'd buy four copies. I have, I have not played the last, I played a little bit of advanced warfare with the kiddibler. That was the last one that I played.
Starting point is 02:22:39 Oh, I played a little bit of the infinite campaign. Oh, I thought, okay, I, I interpreted that very differently. Oh, Kevin Spacey, he was in events warfare. Yeah, I thought, no, I know, I got that. But what I heard was I played it with a kiddie tindler. And I was like, why is, why are you playing call of duty with a pedophile? I can't fucking do this. On purpose.
Starting point is 02:22:58 I can't fucking do this right now. I can't do this. Dude, one of my favorite. He just has a kid strapped down. He just yelling the inward at him and stuff. It was, it was pretty fun.
Starting point is 02:23:07 One of my favorite. Strap down. I miss old school. I miss like early 2010's video game content because I remember this joke like it was yesterday where these guys were on like GTA 5 or whatever and they were playing. There was a kid on the mic. And he was like, you sound old.
Starting point is 02:23:25 Do you know how to, do you know how to just get off the game? And then he goes, do you, does your mom know that you're playing with a sex offender right now? And it's just
Starting point is 02:23:34 such good shit. Like you couldn't, I don't think you could say that now. Like, I mean, you could, but like, it would be heavily disincentive.
Starting point is 02:23:44 It's not, I felt so bad for squeaky, squeaky sounding kids on, because they would be destroyed anytime they even made a peep. Oh yeah, the second they were like, there's a guy,
Starting point is 02:23:55 there's a guy at sea. Shut the fuck up You little bum bitch, you old pussy Squeaker That was me a little bit too Because my voice still cracked And I was just like Hey guys there's someone over there
Starting point is 02:24:05 Shut the fuck up you dumb bitch When I was when I was playing Are you black? They smell you through the fucking controller You black When I was playing Halo 3 When I was playing Halo 3 I was like 13 Or whatever
Starting point is 02:24:21 So like I was very much in that In that area of like my I could pass a woman, like at that point, vocally. So, like, I remember like, I remember being on the receiving end of a lot of misogyny. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 02:24:35 Damn, Chris, stop. You know what's funny, though? I, well, what was the problem? I'm just going to say, I've went to a lot of misogyny myself. I'm just saying, as a survivor. Look. I'm a survivor of those times. Look, I, all I'm saying is, I understand
Starting point is 02:24:49 what it's like, and quite frankly, a, it's not that bad. especially if you just stop you can't you can just stop you can just stop that is that is a thing I'm not involved in this
Starting point is 02:25:05 I'm not involved in this I look guys I love making fun of women but I'm a I'm not it's not me I'm gonna stay out of this one that's a wise thing I don't know this is kind of a
Starting point is 02:25:19 you stay in your place this is kind of an interesting ethical question that half baked hippie half-baked hippie wrote in with. Let's go. I think it's a good, it's a very interesting ethical question.
Starting point is 02:25:30 Hello, Dennis, Charlie, and Frank Reynolds. Nice. Hypothetically, there's an extremely violent, and extremely prolific, serial rapist. Oh, on the loose. Oh, my God. But,
Starting point is 02:25:43 he exclusively attacks other sex offenders. A sexter, if you will. By pure happenstance, you find out who it is. Do you turn them in or do you let them continue there were? No, no, it's kind of, it's like a Dexter situation. Like if I knew Dexter.
Starting point is 02:26:01 If I knew Dexter existed, like if I knew what he was doing, I'd be like, carry on, man. Why would I stop you? You're getting rid of others' comeback. This is not my problem. This is like this is where, now. This is where I notice is happening and I'm like, I can't be involved in this. Now, does he, but are you, no, are you saying that that guy, is he also still committing rapes as he's, Because if he's doing that, obviously, I'm going to take it.
Starting point is 02:26:26 No, no, it says he exclusively, exclusively attacks other sex offenders. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, never mind. There is a sex offender's crap. Because you say, you say, attack. I was thinking of like he's, like, killing them. You're saying he's sexually assaulting them. Yes. They just said he's a prolific serial rapist, extremely violent, who exclusively attacks other sex offenders.
Starting point is 02:26:49 Okay, well, he must be talking about, he must be talking about the act of rape. So that actually, I was thinking totally different. I was thinking of him like actually beating the shit. I'm like, yeah, why the fuck not? But if he's still, because it doesn't really change anything. Yeah, he's just a rapist. He's still a rapist. And also, by the way, he's still around.
Starting point is 02:27:07 Like, the sex offender registry is pretty like, it's pretty lenient. There are some people who are on there who are like, I pissed in public and now suddenly I'm getting raped. Right. That's a good point. He looks, he's raping on that. He's looking up the registries.
Starting point is 02:27:23 Well, it's just, it just says other, it doesn't say like the degree. It just says like if you got, if you got, if you were having sex with your girlfriend or whatever in a car and you get like, here's a public indecency charge or whatever the fuck. Right, right. It's like suddenly you're just a victim of this sociopath. Nye is me. This man is wearing you like a fucking condom. I would, I would, if I knew who it was, I think I would turn. No, for sure.
Starting point is 02:27:49 For sure. I would turn them in, but I'd be like, yo. you know what you're doing right you know what you're doing is still the same thing right and he'd be like nah i wouldn't talk to him i wouldn't talk to him i wouldn't have like a batman monologue he'd be like what i'm doing i'm cleaning out the scum but he's not though he's just he's not though he's just yeah he's just raping them and then they're still there he's just fondling he's just he's just fondling the scum giving that scum extra trauma and probably extra anger for them to be even more violent in the future Because usually that's how it starts.
Starting point is 02:28:23 Exactly. So I would say that guy's going to jail. He's just making shit worse. I would just sit worse. There's no, there's no question. Like I thought it would be a philosophical problem if or interesting if he was actually beating them to death or something. When I first read it, that's how I read it. And I thought, oh, interesting.
Starting point is 02:28:44 Like if he was like a like a punisher. Right. But like very rapist punisher. You know, specific. He's very specific. He's very focused in the whole game. He's like, that motherfucker's done.
Starting point is 02:28:57 But no. I like it. I love it. I love what I do. No. No, no, no, no, no. That's saying in the courtroom is such a good scene. He's like,
Starting point is 02:29:07 I'm crazy. I'm not crazy. I did it because I love it. I fucking like it. I fucking love it. I'm just like, yes. That was a Daredevil season two, right? Season two, yeah.
Starting point is 02:29:15 It was a courtroom scene. I was like, this is a good scene. I still stand by. That's the best shit that Marvel's ever put out, man. Best shit Mars I put off with Daredevil. I agree. I think. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 02:29:24 Daredevil's amazing. Those first two seasons of Daredevil are great. Dude, Kingpin. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids. fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be
Starting point is 02:30:13 necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down and you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing person.
Starting point is 02:30:55 partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.
Starting point is 02:31:30 We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.
Starting point is 02:31:41 Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Best shit I've ever, hands down. I've never rooted for a fucking, like, a, like, oh, God, that was so good. But such a beautiful betrayal. It's been a long time since I've seen it. I think I could watch. it again and enjoy it. You should. It's I've seen it maybe like three times.
Starting point is 02:32:00 It's massed holds up. I think a friend of mine. I love it so I've seen it so many times and I still love it. So fucking amazing. And they did it with daredevil. Who to like I could not have ever imagined. Their devil is a great character, bro, but you never see that. He's not the one push the fundamental because you saw the movie. You were like, oh, the movie sucks. Well, he's just he's not. I will say when daredevil is daredevil, it's it is somewhat like the least interesting part. of it, like, when he's just wearing the fucking suit and he's, I don't know, there's like a couple shots, like, the, the one that they lifted off of the raid when he's, like, in the hallway, and it's like that one shot. Yeah, when he's going, for sure, it's just a one... There are certain things like that
Starting point is 02:32:37 that are good, but, like, most of it is, like, the villains, like, it's most of it is Kingpin, just Matt Murdoch as a person, and, like, that's the good shit in Daredevil. Like, Daredevil himself. In suit. I like his blind looks. When you can see him, when he's just, like,
Starting point is 02:32:53 like, how he's just, like, blind, you know, And he was like, look at it. I'm like, oh, shit, this dick really looks blind. He did a really good job, man. He did some study. Charlie Cox, man. Charlie Cox went hard, bro.
Starting point is 02:33:04 And now he's in an MCU and are going to fuck him over somehow. But we'll see. We'll see. You will see what happens. Yeah, pretty much. A level one, a level.
Starting point is 02:33:16 It's so dark in my bedroom, bro. It is dark. A level one cleric wrote in. He says, greetings, Hispanic wizard, Black Bard and Dark Paladin. What's something you adore, but can't recommend to anyone? For example, I genuinely love One Piece, the One Piece manga, but I can't recommend it to a friend because it's over 1,000 chapters long.
Starting point is 02:33:40 Same. Thanks. Thanks and keep on trucking. Oh, we will. We will keep on trucking. Oh, yeah. We'll see you guys live in two weeks. Man's butt.
Starting point is 02:33:52 You hop into my F-150, baby. I'll see you soon. I can't I can't try man's butt. Some people might not like it. I enjoy it. I love it. I love men's butt exclusively. Cowboys butts drive you nuts.
Starting point is 02:34:07 Cowboys butts make me nut. I don't think that's the original quote, but yeah. Yeah, sure it ain't. It is now. Yeah. Men's asses is pretty good. That's pretty good one. something that I can't recommend to someone
Starting point is 02:34:26 I understand his like the length of first of all like I can't say anything about one piece I really don't know enough it just it just but it it's a really long series it's like it's like as long as they're all fuck just so like bleach and one piece all this shit I'm like dude stop it's too much even one piece one piece takes a step from because bleach had 500 chapters
Starting point is 02:34:49 one piece more than that had more than that I think that's five and our type at 700. And I think Bleach has like 1,000, 1,300 something now? I think you said, Bleach had, wait, what are you talking about? But it's five. There's 500 chapters.
Starting point is 02:35:06 It's like, what the fuck? But you just said bleach,000. No, one piece. One piece. Oh, you said bleach. Okay. I might say bleach. One piece has about like 1,100 and some change, maybe.
Starting point is 02:35:18 That's too much. Just a lot. Well, it's just like, What the fucking, what, what, what do you know has been that good for that long? You know, it's another good series. Like, I can do you tell people, you probably start reading. I'm at books. I'm at like the end of book two.
Starting point is 02:35:31 The, um, the Wheel of Time series. That series is good so far. Like one and two are good. There's also 13 fucking books. Yeah. There's 13 books. Even Game of Thrones is a little too long for some people. Have you checked, uh, books?
Starting point is 02:35:46 There's going to be seven. Have you watched the Amazon show, Wheel of Time? Check that out. How was it? Watch it. It's not the best. It's not horrible. It's not the best.
Starting point is 02:35:57 It's not the best. It's not the best. It's potential to grow into something good, but it's just that, you know. It's like an early access TV show. It's the way you're describing it. It's like, it's good, it's good. But like maybe eventually it'll be good.
Starting point is 02:36:09 I even feel the same way, but I'm going to be real with Breaking Bad season one. He's one of Breaking Bad is pretty good. It's fine. It's the weakest season. And it grows into something great. But Breaking Bad gets content. consistently better. It's like, it's such a rare, it's a very rare show where, like, you could argue, like, at the end, it gets a little, like, ridiculous, but, like, it, even when it does get ridiculous, it doesn't stick around to get, to get even more, you know what I mean? Like, it ends at, like, a point where it's like, that is ridiculous, but it's also over. Right. What about you, what would you have? What do you think of somebody you can't, you can't recommend?
Starting point is 02:36:49 Dude, I think, I think I just thought of something right now. The first two seasons of CW's arrow. That's, what I say is because there's so many of them, so it's weird to just like, oh, just watch the first two. It's kind of a stupid thing to say. But there's those first two seasons, it's damn good superhero television for a fucking CW show. The choreography is on point.
Starting point is 02:37:18 the acting's pretty good uh this girl named laurel is a fantastic actor actually or i'm like what the fuck like i really believe her intensity when she's all distraught and crying and i'm like why is she on this show she deserves to be on way beggar shit but like they put a lot of like into it and then the third third season it just starts getting off the rails and then and then it starts getting they start a new show legends of tomorrow uh and then uh it everything's all intertwe it just get so and everybody's fucking each other and it's like all right I don't I don't care anymore but it started off really strong for me
Starting point is 02:37:53 like I actually recently rewatched the first two seasons I'm like damn I really enjoyed that and then I I peaked into the third season and I immediately I was like you know I'm just gonna I'm gonna play Halo 2 I'm gonna start and I'm gonna and like I just I immediately
Starting point is 02:38:09 stop paying attention to what the fuck was happening because I'm like this is stupid it just it's all dumb they fucked it up but whatever Yeah. That's a shame. I think... What happens, man. I think for me it's Death Stranding.
Starting point is 02:38:24 Death Stranding, I think, is just such a fucking phenomenally unique experience, and I loved it. But it's one of those things where it's like it's so specific in what it's trying to do and the tone. Like, that game should, in every conceivable facet, piss me off. But it doesn't, and I don't know why it doesn't. because I don't have a particular, I don't really have a particular bias towards Kojima really. Like I thought he was interesting,
Starting point is 02:38:52 but I remember being like really excited to shit on that game because the trailers look so stupid and self-indulgent and pretentious. And then you play the game and the game is, and the game is super... It is all those things. Well, you just totally cut my thing.
Starting point is 02:39:06 But like, yes. You play the game and it is ridiculously self-indulgent and pretentious. And yet it's not frustrated. I don't know. I don't know how to, I don't know why. I really, I can't explain it.
Starting point is 02:39:17 But it's one of those games where I'm like, it's awesome. If you can borrow it, try it out. But I can't, like, it's just because it's $60. It's like expensive. I can't justify it for people who are probably, I mean, you know, it's expensive. It's not like four bucks. You know? Yeah, it's not, it's never, it's never like, oh, 10 bucks or some shit.
Starting point is 02:39:41 Like, go scoop it up for 10. It's usually, I think the lowest it usually goes is like, 30 bucks or something 20. On PC you could probably get it for cheaper. But like I think just enjoy it. It's like, Shadow the Colossus is another one of those. I'd have an easier time recommending that one just because it's like more straightforward and more of a game.
Starting point is 02:39:56 But it's also one of those where it's like, I can see a lot of people being like not into this specific thing. And there's a lot of those. But most games I feel like are conventionally enjoyable. Like Hades is like obvious. Like I could recommend Hades to anybody. Dumaternal. I could recommend to anybody fucking, you know, there's a bunch of those.
Starting point is 02:40:15 but... I agree with you. Right. Right. Yeah. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see.
Starting point is 02:40:22 Uh, what is this? What is this? Do you really... Okay, let's see. The man who went from a soft A to a hard R, Rodin.
Starting point is 02:40:33 Nice. It says, Hello, no cock like horsecock, Derek the cock, Johnson, and talentless. Jesus!
Starting point is 02:40:40 Jeez, man. It's so fucking... Damn, bro. That was harsh. That's really, mean she's hurt bro i get it i get it you paid so we'll read your question
Starting point is 02:40:51 i mean you got a long dick you got a long dick you know a long dick will he hurt right called me tallies he's paying me he's paying us right now yeah you're paying us so like we'll read your question out of obligation simple question simple question which artists do you really have to
Starting point is 02:41:08 separate their work uh separate from their work for example i really love college dropout in graduation but conier west is insufferable lunatic have a good one boys his lunacy doesn't bother me he's he's swung on me entirely this is a this is a very very serious one toward me i mean it's it's a piece of let's be real connie it's art yeah i agree i very often have to do the same thing it doesn't bother me he's not one of those people that i think about when i hear his music i'm not thinking about how much of a piece of shit he is to be honest i i loved i used to love connie west a lot when i was
Starting point is 02:41:42 i was a really really big fan of his when i was younger Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number of people. that the thermometer's kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well, I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give
Starting point is 02:42:40 them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.
Starting point is 02:43:23 Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.
Starting point is 02:43:43 That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow, Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.
Starting point is 02:43:56 Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. He was like, he made the archetype of being like a black person that kind of wasn't a thug, but had like their own interest kind of a thing. He did that. He did that for like my age group, please my error. But I would say, Kanye West, who else is someone that's an asshole?
Starting point is 02:44:15 But I'm like, I respect what they created, but you're just. To me, uh, there's, There's a couple. There's like, I always think about, I just mentioned him. And I can't even think of his name. Kevin Spacey.
Starting point is 02:44:28 Because I love Kevin Spacey. He's a fucking great actor, but like, he's like touching young boys or some shit or whatever. And I'm like, I always think about that now. And I'm like, no, what the fuck, bro? Dude, I loved House of Cards, man.
Starting point is 02:44:42 I love that fucking show. Like, Frank Underwood was such a great character. And now I think about him just like, and I'm like, ah, his fucking. this piece of shit. Like, why did you have to... Why? Come on, man.
Starting point is 02:44:54 Why are you doing this to me? Michael Jackson's another one. I got called out. When he got called out for all this he did, he's like, oh, I'm gay. I was just like, oh, come on. I was like, that was amazing. And then fucking he put out that weird fucking thing on YouTube with him acting like Frank Underwood. Oh, my God, that was so weird.
Starting point is 02:45:16 And then, like, people died. Didn't it's like accuser die or something? Yeah. Like, it was really weird. I was like, dude. And then no one really, people just, just, that's exactly what they did. People were just like, oh, okay. That's showbiz, baby.
Starting point is 02:45:33 But I would say between probably the biggest ones, because I'm very conflicted with all the Michael Jackson stuff. And then the biggest one is, and I've been like this for a while. Because every once in a while, you're going to go to a grocery store or something. You're going to hear, I believe I can fly. You're going to hear it. And you're like, man. I forgot about R. Kelly. He is just notoriously.
Starting point is 02:45:56 I mean, dude, that, when I was a kid, that video was circulating around on the lime wire and Kazan all that shit. And I'm like, yeah. And me and my homie saw that. I'm like, that's him. That is fucking him, dude. Like, there's no, there's no mistaking it. And then he's still just able to just chill.
Starting point is 02:46:14 And I'm like, dude, this world is fucking crazy. that I is like what makes it crazy about the like our Kelly did that you know Kanye West is mentally disabled and you know like he has his problems though though does not exactly excuse it he has his owner he has problems I wouldn't call him disabled he just has mental issues right he has issues right he has issues the thing about Michael is that I almost hope it's true because if they're lying about this shit on Michael, then these are just some of the most evil motherfuckers ever. Like this,
Starting point is 02:46:51 money. It's, it's, it's money and then, and there's the flip-flopping. That's why it's so weird. It's like people saying like everything's chill and then they get older. It reminds me of a little bit.
Starting point is 02:47:03 It's more than one to happen too. Of course, but there's a lot. There's like people saying everything's cool. Nothing happened. And then it's like they changed the tune. And it's like, for why.
Starting point is 02:47:13 And it's the same. The people that are blaming him are, Or there's more than one account of quite a few of them being like false and that's the thing where it's like. The logical conclusion of him sleeping in bed with the kids is like, oh, what a fucking pervert obviously. But then with the account, that's why I'm like, I'm so conflicted on the thing. I'm just like, I leave it alone. I don't have a definitive answer. But I do lean more towards he probably was doing something weird because why would you be sleeping in bed with you?
Starting point is 02:47:41 You know what I'm saying? That's just kind of like where I meant with that. Yeah, that's like Occam's razor to me. Right, 100%, 100%. So it's like, yeah, the only thing I say is I know he was completely mentally damaged. I know Joe fucked him up. There's rumors that he was chemically castrated,
Starting point is 02:48:00 like he's a castrato. So he's just all fucked up in all places. And then, you know, people say they try to defend him saying, well, you're just trying to recapture his childhood. I can see a mentally disabled person trying to pretend like their kids and like let's, But the thing is, even when I was a kid, I didn't really, my favorite part of sleeping over with my homies wasn't let's all hop in the same fucking bed together. It was, let's just spend the night watching bullshit in whatever.
Starting point is 02:48:25 I mean, it was watching bullshit in the night time. When I was 16, man, I was in this band for a little bit. We practiced at the drummer's house. And the mom was a fucking, she was a. And when I think about it as me being older and I'm like, yo, you were fucking just, you were just making the us just lose our mind. She never did anything, but she would water her grass in a bikini. Get the fuck out of here. But she was like really hot too.
Starting point is 02:48:52 You should have fucked your friend's mom, bro. Dude, you don't think I wanted to. But the thing is, you didn't act on it, bro. No, I think that she just was doing the, she liked the attention. But I don't think she would actually want to fuck a young boy because we literally couldn't do anything. As soon as she unbuttoned our pants, we'd bust. And then like, was your friend, Jaden Smith? Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists
Starting point is 02:49:21 to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. like I get a stomachache every time that I eat and it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day or I'm constantly feeling like gassy
Starting point is 02:49:53 and all of those things are not something that generally if you have a healthy gut you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication and then at that point we can probably identify something that we can change.
Starting point is 02:50:08 Hear the full conversation plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently.
Starting point is 02:50:44 It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger
Starting point is 02:50:59 and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.
Starting point is 02:51:14 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. If I can be very honest,
Starting point is 02:51:28 let's go. Very honest. One of my ex-girlfriends, I almost, I was approaching that precipice. One of my ex-girlfriends. and then I realized what I was doing and like, ah, that's just not all right. And I withdrew.
Starting point is 02:51:46 But I was just like, I'm going to try. She's down. Then I was like, no. That would have been a story. That would have been a story. That would have been a story. That would have,
Starting point is 02:51:58 I would have just made someone hate me forever. That's all I would have done. Yeah, that is what that does. For sure. I have never done that, but, you know, that's obviously, unfortunately,
Starting point is 02:52:09 all them ships, have sailed. You're fucking your bully's mom, though, is legendary, man. That is legendary. That's not a problem. That's fine. But then at the same time, total pass, total pass for that. You just take the, use take the out.
Starting point is 02:52:23 Because if someone did that to me, they're dead. You're never going to live again. But you're a legend. You're like, all right, kill me. I'll find you. I'll find you and you'll die. And then that's the story. That's the story.
Starting point is 02:52:38 That's A to B. Not interesting. all. No one's gonna make a movie about this. You're done and you're boring and you walk up and then shot and There's nothing funny about this. It's like that video of the dad who kills that pedophile or whatever the fuck. Yeah. Oh is that like from the side? Yeah from the side. He's like at an age to him or whatever the fuck. Yeah. He's like bam and you're watching you're like good. That's what man yeah yeah good stuff. I don't know. I'm trying to think I don't know if I have many
Starting point is 02:53:06 people that I need to separate. Because, like, all the comedians that have been outed were never, like, really my favorite. I know a lot of my favorite comedians, revere Bill Cosby, too. Bill Cosby. I know a lot of my favorite comedians revere Bill Cosby, but I never, I don't know, like, I acknowledge that it was decent stand-up, and I acknowledged it was good, and obviously it inspired a lot of a generation of amazing comedians, but it never, I don't know. Like, it wasn't your guy.
Starting point is 02:53:30 Yeah, like, I didn't care for the whole, like, I'm your pop. I'm your pops. You know what makes the Bill Cosby thing? The Bill Cosby hurts me so bad because Bill Cosby did such great work during the civil rights move. Like, as a figure, he did such great work for changing, like, the horrible agenda that was for black people at that time. He did such a good work on it. He did that. And it just kills me, dude.
Starting point is 02:53:58 And it's interesting to show you how these people, like, they have the, like, a sort of, like, they juggle that shit, like, almost like a, like a coggy. of dissonance, if you will. It's, you know, like they, they, they think of them themselves still righteous and stuff like that. But meanwhile, they're doing these other fucked up things. But they don't see it that way. It's just kind of a thing that they do. Even the way that you would hear the testimonies of how you would treat them, where you
Starting point is 02:54:23 would call them afterwards and all this stuff and say, oh, you left so early, like, and kind of, like, what the fuck, dude? Like, what the fuck? It's, yeah, it's pretty, like, that stuff is wild because it's just like, to me, I didn't even know. really much about the stuff he did during the Civil Rights. I guess a lot of people slept on that. But I think,
Starting point is 02:54:42 Hey! I think, Hey! Hey! What do you mean? A lot of people took too much quailute on that, right? I think. He was a good man.
Starting point is 02:54:54 He had like Little Bill. He had fucking like fat Albert. He had a fat Albert that removed every offensive black stereotype possible in the show. He went, he made an effort to do that. Apparently there's word of him buying Dr. King. the mic he made I have a dream speech with.
Starting point is 02:55:09 Like that, though that may not be, like, he just, he, he would have got a mic, I'm sure. You know. He did such a good work. You can imagine they were just like, give the speech. You're not going to get a mic. And then Bill Cosby's like, I just came from raping. Here's a mic. With a mic.
Starting point is 02:55:26 You know, like, I don't think. I think that's exactly how it. Like, he, he tried. Like, it's the Cosby show like, like, dude, the Cosby show, the Cosby show, the Cosby show, the Cosby's show was the only rendition of a good dad I had in my family. You know? Damn, man. That's crazy.
Starting point is 02:55:43 Shit. Just shit like that was just like... I get it. How? It stands to reason. It does stand to reason that when you have... I mean, Bill Cosby is somebody that a lot of people looked up to an admiration. It stands to reason that at least a handful would be looking up to him, looking up at
Starting point is 02:55:58 him in sheer terror. I think what ultimately what matters is that... That's so raw. I think I don't know He's definitely one of those Where I think with comedians It's a little different
Starting point is 02:56:13 Because like When a musician Does something fucked There's something I don't know There's like a disconnect To be between like A person existing
Starting point is 02:56:22 And a person singing Or performing music I don't know why that is But that separation doesn't exist For me with comedians Because like for me it's like A comedian It's just
Starting point is 02:56:35 They're not themselves on stage, but they're definitely more themselves than a singer is. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, Oh, yeah. Adele isn't singing at the McDonald's drive-thru, which she clearly frequents. Have you seen her recently?
Starting point is 02:56:50 She's in a amazing shape. Look, I wasn't making, I wasn't around when she was fat, really. That's fantastic. So now it is making up for it now when it's not viable. It would be like, what? Yeah, I wasn't around to make fun of her when she was fat, so I'm doing it now. That's all my God, bro. It's not a bad.
Starting point is 02:57:07 It's not. I think it's a good point. I think, but like, yeah, so I just feel like when you get your material, are you right? That's so stupid. We're doing a podcast. It's just so funny to me. It's just so funny to me that like, it's like throwing a joke at someone that's just like what? It's like throwing a ball in the air and there's,
Starting point is 02:57:36 waiting for it to fall down to hit them. And they moved. They moved years ago. It is like, when that ball comes back down, you're, you're going to get it. You know what it's like? It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, uh, you ever have like a, like an argument with somebody and then you think of like a great thing to say, but like you've walked away from them already.
Starting point is 02:57:55 Yeah. Oh, I should have said that. It's like finding that person a decade later. And if it's like, I remember you. Well Maybe she wouldn't have said that if she Whatever And you deliver your fucking comeback
Starting point is 02:58:11 And she guys like what Huh What the fuck are you? Who are you? Are you? Is that Dennis? Is that you? It's like
Starting point is 02:58:18 Have you slept? Have you slept at all Since that time I made fun of you? No, never, never once I don't know To me it's like Just the idea that because Bill Cosby got a lot of his material
Starting point is 02:58:31 From his life and he portrayed himself as a family guy, like a family man. So, like, the fact that his material ties into, like, his life in that way is, I don't know. It's a little bit more disruptive to a comedian, I think, than it is for, like, a musician or, like, a fucking... There's almost... There's almost a part of, like, being a musician, like, so many people are, like, other than your bubblegum pop stars, just a musician, they're like, they're struggling, they're tormented, there's something. There's this aura about them or they're wild They're their their ruffians kind of a thing
Starting point is 02:59:07 And it's kind of like say If you think about the stuff that let's let's take a Motley crew for example If the women if the fucking women That wanted if they felt like coming out But those women don't give a shit But if they felt like coming out Jesus Christ
Starting point is 02:59:24 Oh yeah The stuff that they did The Motley crew is a rocker The rocker era bro Dude people shit on like the whole rapper like, oh, all these rappers, bro. No, everybody. Every musician.
Starting point is 02:59:36 Era is great. It was probably crazy. Dude, because there were lines of women just outside of trailers, bro. It's not even that. It's not rockers. It's rockers. It's rappers. I bet a million fucking dollars.
Starting point is 02:59:54 Fucking Frank Sinatra was pounded. You know, like these people were taking women off his lap and putting new women on his lap. He was doing swing music. He was swinging him on and swinging him off. And everybody was doing it. That's why it is really staggering. How many of these stories are actors and comedians and everything in between but aren't musicians? It really is fascinating because you know, everybody just knows it's like everybody knows someone who knows someone who's slept with this band.
Starting point is 03:00:30 Like, you know what? Literally right. That is a really pervasive thing. I know several girls that slept with artists, bro. Right. Several girls, you wouldn't think. I've been in that industry, dude. I've seen some shit.
Starting point is 03:00:43 Derek has been a guy. And look, let me tell you. I have actually not. And sometimes I even think I'm like, I could have done that. I could have done that. I could have. And actually, I didn't do shit. I'm actually, no, I would tell you.
Starting point is 03:00:55 I wouldn't, I wouldn't give a fuck. You were smart. I actually did. I didn't. And for that very reason, I've seen some shit And I'm like it's not worth it And so I didn't even when like
Starting point is 03:01:07 Thrown at you like Oh yo let's get I'm like nah go hit go hit go hit go hit my homie Like you go and then and then they go You know you know why you know why you did that? Because uh That fear of something happening that didn't happen Bro it's programmed into you dude Brog program bro I don't hug
Starting point is 03:01:28 Females bro I really don't That's too much. It's outrageous, but it's kept me safe. So it's just feeding more into a bad habit. Dude, if anything, if someone came after you for hugging, all it would do is raise your stock. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms.
Starting point is 03:02:14 When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle, modified. that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Here are the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are.
Starting point is 03:03:05 learn what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From
Starting point is 03:03:50 Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Right. Because it would be like, no, no, I understand. Eyes would be on you. But not hugging. Not hugging has kept me safe for so long that I'm like I might as well keep not doing this. Like like if like if like literally if I have if I haven't known
Starting point is 03:04:15 the girl for years I'll give her a high five from far away. That's crazy. And then like when she if they try to talk to me alone I walk toward a group of people. You're weird. Dude. You're fucking I'm a friend.
Starting point is 03:04:30 That's it's energy. No, bro. I'm afraid. I'm just afraid. It's insane. And you think it's a joke, but Chris can probably think of it. I've seen you hug people. You need hug people, but I've also been like, oh, if I don't know you, don't come near me.
Starting point is 03:04:49 You're saying I'm afraid, like, fucking, like, a genuine fucking phobia. I'm scared. What is the irrational fear of women? Afraid of bitches. The irrational fear of bitches. I don't know. I still don't believe in nothing. Dude, that game's so good.
Starting point is 03:05:11 I want to play through that game again so badly, but I remember too much of it. I want to get brain damage so that game could be new to me. Oh, wow. Gynophobia. You have gyneophobia. I'm not afraid of women. That's obvious, actually, in retrospect.
Starting point is 03:05:25 I'm not afraid of women. I just understand that they could ruin me with a lie. They're not going to fucking a hug, but that's what I'm saying. Like, yeah, dude, don't fucking, don't kiss them on the lips as a greeting. Actually, hold on. You know what? You know what? I'll come to your defense only because of things that I know have happened recently that I have seen.
Starting point is 03:05:48 All right. What have you seen? The same thing you're talking about. I'll tell you off. I'll tell you off the same thing you're talking about. Yeah. I understand. It's, I'm terrified, bro.
Starting point is 03:05:59 I still think it's too much. I still think it's too far. Does it have to do with hugging? Is it hugging or is it worse than that? Let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's 16 a girl who is one of those girls we call them bops in New York Some girls are bops What is that? I've never right that I was never cool
Starting point is 03:06:15 Of course you have that That sounds like a 1930 fucking thing to say No no no she's a she's a bop She came there she came to a party We knew she was a bop I was like nah I have a girlfriend at the time Be easy A bunch of my friends were like nah
Starting point is 03:06:33 We're good. She was an attractive girl. One of my homies slept with her next you know two months later. I was in a suit on a witness stand So I was 16 and I was just like yo, I could see why that would be impressionable. Yo, I was like I this is real. This is not a joke that I see on like some dude be like you gotta watch off for these girls. No, I lived through seeing my homie be like bro. I'm gonna go to jail but did you're doing? But you said your homie Slebutter. If your homie hugged her, then I would totally understand your fucking feet. I understand that, but I don't even let it get near that level. I'm stopping it. I'm so dumb. I'm ripping up the whole lawn so I don't get weeds. All right? I'm doing there's no lawn. It's just concrete. That is something I would do. Like, if I had a house, I would rip up that lawn so quick. I'd make it fucking. I'd just be sand. There's no weeds, Derek. In Vegas, you put the rocks, dude. You put the rocks in the, they do. I'll do the rocks.
Starting point is 03:07:34 No, nothing. I'll do, I'll do like maybe, you know what I do? Metal, bro. Metal, you psycho. Metal, bro. Metal, bro. You're fucking fry eggs on the sidewalk. My metal, bro.
Starting point is 03:07:45 When I step on the, when I step on the fucking, when I step out on my lawn, my feet, skin rip off. It's like a skillet. It's like a skillet, man. It's like one of those pieces of shit, like I'm trying to walk your dog at noon. Oh, let's go. It's just fucking melts. It's just, just, it's just, It's just if the dog could scream, it would not stop.
Starting point is 03:08:06 The dog's little paw pads pop from the heat. Woof, woof, whoo, who, who, who's. Yo, I see those monsters that walk in their dog, they're like noon in the summer and I'm like, I am going to murder you. Like, what is they might as well? People that blow that blow my mind. They might as well carry around a deep fire and dip them in and throw them in the grass.
Starting point is 03:08:29 That is insane. That is so unbelievable. people that walk their pup dog it's wild and it'll be like big ass dogs too and I'm like dude what are you doing you see that a lot in L.A you see it a lot because you can't avoid because it's so hot
Starting point is 03:08:44 so like I have to say I have to say something that's the only time I say something to somebody Siberian huskies bro big ass Siberian huskies walking them in the middle of us I'm like this dog one is not built for this climate two
Starting point is 03:08:59 dude the sun is right on your, the dog looks up and it's sweating, bro. It's sweating like a meth head. Your pan frying, you're pan frying your dog. No, no, no, no, it is. That's how bad it is. The dog is sweating.
Starting point is 03:09:15 It's so sweating. It's so hot that it develops sweat glands. It's just fucking, it's hair grew out of, sweat comes out of it now. Its hair falls out and it looks like Jada Pickett Smith. And all of its hair falls out and then sweat, all of their hair
Starting point is 03:09:31 molecules become sweat glands because it's so hot. And then the dog is like, what am I? I would legitimately, I would fight somebody if they, if they, like, because I, that's the only I don't talk to strangers ever. That's the only time I tell somebody's, and I usually just say this. I usually say, I'm like, hey, you, I'm like, hey, yo, a. I'm like, dude, you don't walk around your, you're, you're not walking around without shoes.
Starting point is 03:09:50 Like, what the fuck are you doing? Walking your dog out like that. It's an animal. They can handle it. They usually, I, it's fine. Dude, these are the same people that be like, fish don't feel pain. That's why it's, that's why I like fishing. They feel, people.
Starting point is 03:10:04 Well, they don't feel pain. I don't give a fuck about fish, though, first of the foremost. Fish don't feel pain. If it lives in the water, if it lives in the water, it should die. It's a nice urban legend. I would punch a fish to death and feel fine. No, I'm not even saying. No, I'm not even telling you, I'm not even telling you to care about fish.
Starting point is 03:10:23 It's the fact that people are being like, oh, they don't feel pain, so it's fine. I'm like, what fucking? And they use it as justification for, yeah. Yeah, that's why I feel about these people. It's like, you think their paws have no fucking, no feeling? You think that it's, it likes being on fucking 120 degree fucking concrete. Like, yeah, this feels great. I don't know, man.
Starting point is 03:10:42 When I boil my dog, it's fine. My dog is okay. It's not dying. My dog is like, pan fry. The dog is trying to say help. It spells out help in blood. It spells out help in blood. It's only blood on the.
Starting point is 03:11:00 fucking it's drag. Jesus Christ. Hope, hope me, Reggie. Reiki. That's a whole episode of Scooby-Doo. It's not even that hot.
Starting point is 03:11:11 That's a whole episode. Shut the fuck up school. That's a whole episode of Scooby-Doo. They walk him on hot fucking. And nobody gets it. Everybody's like, what's the big deal? And the monster is like,
Starting point is 03:11:21 guys, guys, you shouldn't be, it's like a fucking goblin and like a hovering goblin in like a ghost costume. And it's like, you listen,
Starting point is 03:11:29 you have to stop. Stop, you have to stop. They can't do that. You wouldn't, you're wearing shoes. That dog isn't wearing shoes. It's, it's burning its feet. It's like, aren't you a demon? It's like, yes, I know, but even I understand that's not okay.
Starting point is 03:11:44 Even I. When the sun's starting to set, walk your dog at like 4 or 5 p.m. Or early in the day. Even in my current state, even in my current state where I am clearly in the worst mental spot I've ever been. if I'm here doing this. I know. I am dressed as Frankenstein, and I've been accused of all sorts of terrible acts. And even I would not do that to my dog.
Starting point is 03:12:12 I'm dressed as Frankenstein on a prototype glider I made in my garage. I am clearly not okay. Please take better care of your dog. He unmasks himself and leaves. That's like, he's so. disappointed. He just stops. He takes his mask out. He's like, you're, he tells him. He just tell his shaggy, you're a piece of shit. And he just leaves. No, no, he tries the land and it blows up. He falls off of it. He's hurt badly. And he's like,
Starting point is 03:12:44 you guys are fucking monsters seriously. And he hobbles off and Scooby tried to go with them. And they yank him back. Get the fuck over here. Get the fuck over here. They hear him whimper. Shut the fuck up, Scoob. They yank him back. It's only summer in Arizona. They yank him back like Arthur Morgan in that fucking,
Starting point is 03:13:10 that fucking ridiculous. Oh my God, with a little kid beating him up. With a little kid. No, Scooby. Oh my God. Fucking Hulk versus Loki, his ass. Anyway, Let's do
Starting point is 03:13:31 Reggie, it's so fucking hot All right. My paws are hurting, Raggy. Raggy. Raggy, I'm dying. Like, Zoing, Scoob, you sure don't have a lot of recourse. Like zoing, Scoop,
Starting point is 03:13:47 maybe you should shut up and walk faster. If we went faster, it wouldn't be so bad, Scoob. To be done by now. This little patch of grass would be on the patch of grass for five seconds sco. Oh, geez, Raggy!
Starting point is 03:14:01 Oh, geez! I'm having a real tough time over here, Raggy! It's just, it's just, Morty. Shut the fuck up, Scoob. Shut the fuck up, Scoob. Shut the fuck up, Scoob.
Starting point is 03:14:12 You pitch. Let's move on. You fucking pitch, Scoob. Shut the fuck. Okay, go ahead. Oh, my God. Okay, let's, we're actually, we got through a fucking
Starting point is 03:14:23 decent chunk of these questions. Hell yeah. But let's finish. Let's end on Kevin DeWite's question. greetings, wrath, gluttony, and lust. I just watched Umbrella Academy, and there's a fight scene with a cover of Bad Guy by Billy Elish, and it made me genuinely appreciate the song,
Starting point is 03:14:38 even though I used to dislike it. Was there ever a show, game, movie, or really anything that made you appreciate a song or anything else that you hated prior or used to hate? It's an interesting question, because I know this has happened to me before, but I can't... It's difficult for me to pinpoint this exactly. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 03:14:58 Mm-hmm. Like, I think, you know what, actually, you know what a good example is? It's coming to me just because it's what I'm wearing. But, like, before I played Fallout, I don't think I really appreciated... Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist, Victoria Motola,
Starting point is 03:15:29 who explains why. why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut,
Starting point is 03:15:55 you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod.
Starting point is 03:16:26 Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with?
Starting point is 03:17:01 Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. A lot of those older...
Starting point is 03:17:25 Like, I always like Sinatra because it's kind of a New York thing to appreciate Sinatra in general, because he's kind of everywhere. But, you know, like those older, like, like, like, ink spots and, and Nat King Cole and things like that. Like, there was definitely like no way that I was listening to that shit. I fucking got one. Fallout and things like it, you know? I'm trying to think, dude.
Starting point is 03:17:50 I got one. Keep thinking. He's got one. I'm not a fucking. It's a hard one. That's a pretty hard question. It is. It is a hard one.
Starting point is 03:17:57 But I obviously, as a. as a black American, I don't give a fuck about country, right? It's just not on the radar. But, however, playing San Andreas and put it on K-Rose, you know, flip it through the station. Oh my God. All my exes live in Texas by George Strait came on. And I'm like, yo, this song's got a fire. This song's got a good.
Starting point is 03:18:18 That song's a classic to me. I've always kind of liked that song. It's a good song, dude. What song did I hate and I heard it? And I was just like, oh, man. My exes. Because like fucking country was just always the same to me. Where I'm like, it always sounded the same.
Starting point is 03:18:35 But that song has a little bit of swagger to it. And I like the story of it too. I like that. He's just like he fucked off from Texas because he kept dating all these crazy bitches, you know? Either that or he's insane. You know, we don't know. The point of the song is it's him, I think. But what did I?
Starting point is 03:18:56 I don't know. I don't, outside of like actuality, I don't hate many forms of media, you know. I, I, I, I didn't like juice. I don't really, like, I don't know, I didn't like juice word very much. And the more I absorbed him, more I could tell he was a young talent. I think he got, a lot of people were sucking him. All people sucked him off because I just say, he's like the voice of the new generation. So they're only like, oh, my God, he's so great.
Starting point is 03:19:18 He's so great. It was just emo rap, dude. But I think the thing is that he had potential to grow into something very good. So I kind of started to listen to him more. Like he could have become a very good young MC Unfortunately he died so Did somebody like turn you? Does somebody like turn you on to him or something?
Starting point is 03:19:35 No, I just like I do it's like people have to be a reason why all these kids love him They can't all be idiots I think they are I don't like I don't know I mean I'm sounding old like his genre of music I'm sounding old play the the biggest fucking acts out there that uh Gen Z is listening to like I like I sound old saying this but like a lot of it, I'm like, I just don't vibe with it. Like, I don't, like, as they would say, I don't get it.
Starting point is 03:20:01 That's how I feel. I'm like, I don't fucking get it, dude. I feel like, generally speaking, music tastes develop and stop really early. I think most people, for the most part, for the most of the time your favorite songs are probably going to be from the time you were, like, 16 to 21, I think. You can have, like, outliers, but I definitely feel like that's generally, like, that's generally, like, the time that like most most of your favorite songs if you picked like if you made a list of all the songs that you really love i feel like that's the age group i think i think i think i agree that taste develops throughout that age that particular taste of kind of me's way like i like
Starting point is 03:20:43 this kind of thing in my songs and it develops throughout that because i i love i love soul music i think a nice a nice soul beat with a woman singing over it cup my cup a tea you know and what happened is that even though it's different now I've heard metal songs with that kind of thing where it's more of a soul-based tone and a woman's singing over it very beautifully or where it comes like more of an electronic sound you know and like yeah I really like that thing yeah like trans music and I'm like oh I like this a lot trans music trance trans music trance trance oh friends still the same still the same but yes trance music I like transsexual music absolutely absolutely
Starting point is 03:21:26 Yeah. Does the woman's voice become a man's voice? Does the man become a woman's voice throughout the song? It morph into the other. It ebbs and flows, yeah. Yeah, I like that. I like that. I think, uh,
Starting point is 03:21:37 they sound like him. It's very fluid. It's very fluid. It's freaking pop-up girls to those off. Dude, hymns goaded, dude. Him's fucking goaded. He's like a fucking witness. I think, uh, I think, um, yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 03:21:50 Like, I feel like, I just feel like, generally speaking, music is strongest when it ties to memories. And I feel like people's relationship to music is strongest when it ties to specific points in their life. And I think it's why people are nostalgic for music. Like, I guess now we have like a bigger wave of nostalgia for most things now because it's just kind of like easy. But I even, like, I don't remember people being nostalgic for anything
Starting point is 03:22:17 before this current wave that wasn't music. Like my dad was always nostalgic for like very specific songs, but like my dad still watched like the newest movies and like really liked them. You know, it wasn't like, oh yeah, movies back then were so good and movies now suck. He was like, no, movies are pretty good now, actually. But like music was that one thing that's like, oh, no, because this is childhood stuff. It's why like even I today, like, modern day 28 year old me isn't going to listen to Michelle branches everywhere for the first time and like it. That's very true.
Starting point is 03:22:53 Like, I don't think that's possible. But I like that song because, oh, that was what played around the time that I was, like, really enamored with, like, Spider-Man. And I remember, like, I remember going to school and hearing that song in the morning on, like, fucking Radio Disney or whatever the fuck my parents thought was okay to play. And so it's just ingrained in my head as something that I like. Even if it's like... It's a good song. But I don't know. But I don't know if it is in such a way that, like, I would like it today without that nostalgic.
Starting point is 03:23:22 connection. I think that I well there's there's I I agree I agree but then there's there's uh I think it's kind of like say for example there's a song called heart attack by uh the wacky Demi Lovato um I like it that it's not fucking music that I ever listen to but I'm like I hear this song I hear this melody and I'm like this is good like that song came out when I'm a fucking full I'm an adult and I'm like this a good fucking song but it's crazy what I agree reach you on that because when I hear that when I hear music between from 20 2012 to like 2013 I worked at Dunkin Donuts and that period of my life was so hectic because that's when I that's when I just around the time and met Chris and everybody I maybe knew them a little bit
Starting point is 03:24:11 and whenever I hear that music I can taste donuts and I get anxious. Dude, it's funny, it's funny to say that because that's the opposite of what I'm talking about, but it's exactly applicable. It's like, when you're a kid, you hear music and it's like carefree and you're like, oh, I love everything. Like, all of this sounds good because why not? It's new things that I'm hearing. But then when you work in retail or you work in a place where they're playing, those songs are your most hated songs, even if they're not bad. Oh, my God. I like Ellie Golding.
Starting point is 03:24:49 And I still, under his music plays. I start getting, I start getting, I'm getting anxious now thinking about it. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I start getting nervous and I'm like, I'm like, God, oh my God, it's Duncan, I'm back. What's that song? There's like, the lights one, right? Was the one that was like everywhere?
Starting point is 03:25:05 For me, yeah. I'm not a light song, baby, sound too, so. I hate that song so much, but I love that artist, actually. I think that, look, I even, I think that's a good song. But. Nope, I can't do it because it was playing all the time when I was working at Sears like shit like tons of Mariah Carey fucking just like. Mariah Carey is the devil to me.
Starting point is 03:25:33 That's why I don't like Christmas music because when I worked at Starbucks, Christmas time was so horrible that when someone puts on all I want for this is you, I get mad because it reminds me of how terrible a time. But then it's also the flip side where like I love Edda James and Nina Horn and freaking what you call it. Who else? Donna Summers and what you call it? What's the name? The one that made Square Biz. Tia Marie. Because all those singers remind me of the music my grandma listens to.
Starting point is 03:26:08 So all of those kinds of songs, like all of the like soul slash disco funk, all of that music, I put that on and I'm. just happy. Like that could those music can completely change my mute. Dude, even like hip hop being my favorite
Starting point is 03:26:22 genre, that music makes you feel better than Nelsonman. You know, it's a song that fucking absolutely
Starting point is 03:26:26 drives me crazy to this day. What? Fucking, uh, that fucking Sarah Barry Alice or whatever the fuck.
Starting point is 03:26:35 Brave, I think it's called. We're like, I've heard, I heard it, it's, uh, I remember that artist.
Starting point is 03:26:42 Say, what you want to say, and let the words fall out honestly I want to see you be brave what you want to say
Starting point is 03:26:53 I hate that song that was every when I was in when I was working at Sears unavoidable like it was just every fucking
Starting point is 03:27:00 10 minutes that song would play and just so many Mariah Carey things and so many fucking just there are artists entire genres of music
Starting point is 03:27:08 that are just ruined for me not that I would have liked that song because that's a terrible bravest Bray it sucks but
Starting point is 03:27:13 but like it's wouldn't be as painful as it is now. I wonder if there's like a retail. I wonder if there's like, I bet there is like a Spotify playlist that's like retail store music ambience. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:27:29 And you can pick like the year. I think the only retail songs I liked was, I would hear, I would hear boy bands everyone once on. I'm like, yeah. You know, it's crazy? I like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:27:39 I like that. I just saw the craziest thing ever. Oh God. Let's get out of here. What the fuck? Let's get out of here. Yeah, let's just end the castle. I want to have it.
Starting point is 03:27:52 You're going to open up a Pandora's fucking bullshit. Yeah, let's just not. I'm not going to mention what I just saw. All right. It's a real life that bothers me the most. Baby. All right. That beat, though.
Starting point is 03:28:06 That beat is from freaking what you call it. Oh, yeah, that's classic. Yeah, that's classic. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Scream. a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist
Starting point is 03:28:33 from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated. by their OBGYN, Y, N, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that can kind of help to limit the symptoms.
Starting point is 03:29:08 Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.
Starting point is 03:29:32 I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number.
Starting point is 03:29:47 Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large
Starting point is 03:30:17 Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. They don't. Hey, I put some new shoes on and suddenly everything is right. A little bit of chicken fried. That guy fucking, that weirdo, Paolo, Paolo Notini or whatever,
Starting point is 03:30:36 he showed up for a little bit. Showed up for like a half second that he vanished. Cold beer on a Friday night. Ooh. A pair of jeans that fit just right. You know what's crazy? You know what's crazy? It also fits to the argument we had.
Starting point is 03:30:50 I like, Mumford and Sons. But what's crazy is that I like them, but when I think about them, I think about the girls I was involved with at those times. Then I get this sense of sort of secure because I didn't have to pay for things, but it ang because I don't know what the fuck is next. What kind of problem is going to develop next? You know what that is? That's like 2011, 2010's like butt rock.
Starting point is 03:31:21 like things like like like A-Wall Nation Like when I think of a When I think of that stuff I'm like Or like uh Or like uh When I think of that or like um Fucking like uh
Starting point is 03:31:32 I don't know I'm trying to think of like It's not coming to me right now But like things like that I think of like oh They're gone They're gone now Simple relationships
Starting point is 03:31:41 Yeah Simplicity But it sucks Tish just sucks When the hipsters When the hipsters took over man they took over for a while. Like they were all in the indie clubs
Starting point is 03:31:56 and then all the Apple commercials and car commercials started using their music and then it took over. Fucking switch foot. Hey, hey, hey. No, that switch foot, I like that. I love that song, Minter Live. It's on my playlist.
Starting point is 03:32:10 Ment to live is decent. I don't know. I don't know any of their other music. Mentil, dude, go listen to it. It's a good song. Go listen to the chorus. I really like that chorus. man. You can't tell me all
Starting point is 03:32:23 I don't fucking I would wait at all. That song's kind of good man. As we lost ourselves wham! It's not bad. Come on. I was young. I was strong. Wait, what song are you talking about?
Starting point is 03:32:39 Into your arms. What song are you talking about? And I will wait. I will wait for you. That song goes hard. You can't tell me it does. That's so bad. I don't do. It's the banjo, everything.
Starting point is 03:32:52 I feel. The banjo gets me lit the most, though. I feel dirty. Like, I feel like overalls are taking over my body like a symbiate. You know, I'm like, oh. And then there's a straw in my mouth. The thing for me, the thing for me is that the banjo makes me feel like chaos, you know? Like the banjo makes me feel free in a way that's almost dangerous.
Starting point is 03:33:19 You hear a guy doing. Deuling banjos. You hear a guy doing doing doing banjos. You're like, ah, ah, and your jaw, your face morphs is like your overbite becomes more pronounced. You start getting freckles. You start, like, the black, you start looking like you're getting intense vitilago, and it's like,
Starting point is 03:33:33 and then suddenly, you're James Gordon. So there's a, there's a version, there's a version of that song. There's a version of that song that I've never, I've never spoken into public. What?
Starting point is 03:33:48 There's a version of that, Mumford and Slut song that I've never spoken to the public because I can't. But he sees it. I will. I will the... I will gee the James.
Starting point is 03:34:02 Oh, I remember. I saw that. How do you do that? There's a picture of Hitler playing a banjo that exists on... Well, somebody photoshopped it. Yeah, that's not a picture. It's not a photograph. I feel like Hitler playing the banjo might be the wildest moment.
Starting point is 03:34:19 Because I feel like, I don't get him down. And everybody just fucking hold down and he dipping. It's having a great time. Hold down and he dip. It's not nearly- Bananas, dude. In Germany of all places. Mumford and Sons and all that shit.
Starting point is 03:34:34 Like, I don't know. I couldn't get into that as much as like, you know what the best? You know what was the best one? The best song in that entire genre. What? I'm so high. I can hear him.
Starting point is 03:34:49 That's some good butt rock right there. I'm so high. But heaven. No heaven. Don't hear me. I hate that song. That's a dog. That's good, though.
Starting point is 03:35:06 You know, was that in Spanterman? Was that in Spider-Man DVD? It was Spider-1. Hold on to the wings of the need. That shit, man, that shit went hard, though. It was kind of not bad at all. You know, I recognize.
Starting point is 03:35:24 You're like, yay. I recognize how cringy that song was, but I also liked it. Oh, it's very cringy. It's a guilty pleasure, I guess. It was definitely a 2001 song post, you know. Post you know the happening. Yeah. Post the happening, you know.
Starting point is 03:35:42 All right. Let's fucking end this because we're going to go forever. That should be our first. That should be our first. A snark tank cover. We should cover what... What is that I called again? I'll do it, yeah.
Starting point is 03:35:57 Hero, hero. We cover hero, but we have to do Mumford and Sons, too. I don't want to do that. Come on, guys. Guys, you can, you, you both could figure it out. We'll do it, we'll do it with our, we'll do it with our bows. I'm down, I'm down. I was, you got to a parody, though.
Starting point is 03:36:15 We'll do it like, we'll do it like, do you remember mystery guitar man? Oh yeah We'll do it like that But we'll like we'll find each individual note And we'll just go boop And then we'll like edit it together Into a complicated bandjuffs I was young
Starting point is 03:36:31 I was come I held in Do you guys remember that song Do you guys remember that song I just want to say real quick Because I remember like it's Because it's too cold That song is good
Starting point is 03:36:46 That's a fucking great song dude And then there's a breakdown There's a breakdown at the end of the song where it slows down. It's fucking beautiful. Yes, dude. That's the best thing to come out of that hippie hipster genre. That shit's good. That's a good fucking song.
Starting point is 03:37:02 I liked Arctic monkeys. I may just take you a breath away. There's too much to say. Artic monkeys. I fucking loved this. What was the popular song? Do I want to know? If you won't want to know.
Starting point is 03:37:15 That's a fucking great song. That's a good. That's like good. It's, but it's also kind of classic rocky, you know. I'm glad I have people to admit these songs are good too because for so long I would try to say these songs are good
Starting point is 03:37:28 and now we get shut the fuck down. They're like, you're stupid. Well, I guess. No, because you're still talking about Mumford and Sons. Not entirely. They're part of it though. I'm trying to bring them to the kickout. It's a good baseline.
Starting point is 03:37:42 Anyway. That's a good shit. Anyway. Oh yeah, let's go. If my balls were full. Thank you guys for listening This is a long episode This is I think
Starting point is 03:37:52 Is this the longest episode we've done? Well no The prior one Yeah we we went a little bit So this is probably just gonna be Barely under it Oh right right Because that was the
Starting point is 03:38:03 All right yeah yeah Yeah they're getting a big ass treat man They're getting big For you guys man You're getting more long form content for us Next episode You should like and subscribe And leave reviews and shit
Starting point is 03:38:13 And share And fuck us Yeah come here bro I get you I got some phrase time. All right, listen, listen. No, no girls allowed.
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Starting point is 03:38:37 But tiny URL.com slash Sacred 200 live show in Richmond, Virginia at the National April 30th. It's going to be recorded. I know some people have been asking about this. It will be a recorded episode. So, it'll be available on the channel. We're all going to be traveling. So that week might get a little fucky with the schedule of like when it's going to be posted.
Starting point is 03:39:03 But the next week after should be back to normal. It's just obviously we're going to be moving and traveling. So it'll be a little wonky because we edit and do everything in-house and all that shit. And it's also going to be like crazy footage. Like, I don't think we're going to edit it even. It's going to take ages to download it Because it's apparently in like 5K or whatever the fuck Like seven say they got like some crazy cameras to get it
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Starting point is 03:39:38 We'll see you in Richmond That's in two weeks That's in less than this much less than two weeks Dude Well no I'm going to be getting there In less than two weeks And then we're going to be having into it. Exactly. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. So, if you liked what you heard today,
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Starting point is 03:40:32 Three, two, one. Darth Gaydar. The only penis I touch while fucking is my dad's parentheses. I fuck my dad. God damn. Dick, dick, dick, dick a dick. Just never be together. They should just never be together in a sentence. Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Grayson. I can't. I can't read this.
Starting point is 03:40:56 Jesus, fuck, man. What is this name? That's his name. The nerve therapist. Victim of sentience, cursed with thought. Detective Halligan, Slayer of Druids. Jacob Munaz is a loser? That sucks for you, dude.
Starting point is 03:41:13 Marge Simpson's buttery smooth voice. Kevin de Black Kevin DeWite Did you plan this? The fuck? I, Chris Maldonado Want to get an absolute pounding From Blackcock.
Starting point is 03:41:29 Nice. Nice. This is not a joke. I want to have sex with a man. Men's butt. Men's butt. Is that really? Let's fucking go, dude. I love the phrase
Starting point is 03:41:42 Man's butt. It just sounds so voluble. It does sound vulgar. It sounds more vulgar than slurs do for some reason. If you say I'm here solely for man's butt, that sounds so disgustingly aggressive. And you got to respect that dude too. You're like, you got to respect that. Did you see China's Overwatch ripoff under Ignore?
Starting point is 03:42:10 Is that the same guy from Blue Dead from Blue Live? That sounds like Blue Live. Irredevable? It's 30. I wish it was that. I wish it was that instead. I wish it wasn't. It just sounds much better.
Starting point is 03:42:25 We got a petition rock star. Yeah. We got to make that a shirt. Blue Alive Irredeemable. We got to make that a shirt. That's not a bad idea. That's actually not bad. I'll contact.
Starting point is 03:42:36 I'll contact some merch people. We got to do that. We have, we can get. I love Beanie Linguini, dude. I love Beanie Linguini's fucking style. You remember her, right? Yeah, of course So yeah
Starting point is 03:42:49 She did that fucking She did that Well she did like it all together But then she also The individual pieces of us too And uh Nah I just got to show you Cause she she did the best piece for us
Starting point is 03:42:58 I know I recognize it I remember being impressed by it But I've seen it's that was a while ago Um I think That's not a bad idea Yeah we'll contact We'll contact
Starting point is 03:43:08 Because I can I've been talking to some merch people For my own stuff Yeah Um Because T-Spring's terrible Uh And
Starting point is 03:43:17 And if we should get some artists involved in doing some merch. Let's been a hot minute since we've done that. Let's fucking do it. Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dickolodian. Nicky Zicky, aka farming. What? Interesting. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script,
Starting point is 03:43:44 a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reduced from a mom.
Starting point is 03:44:22 might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.
Starting point is 03:45:02 I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,
Starting point is 03:45:20 probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep. getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.
Starting point is 03:45:37 That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show.
Starting point is 03:45:50 Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. This is going to feel weird to say. And it's not Slur-laden, so it's fine, but it's... So I know this is not Nikki Ziggie, because I'm friends with her. No, yeah, it's not Nikki Zieg. She wouldn't do this.
Starting point is 03:46:09 Okay. Oh, it's Zicki Niggie, aka Farming Black People for Rare N-word Drops. I don't have one yet. Which is just, you know, not super clever. What makes it terrible is that why'd someone seek her out and be like, ah, her, I'm going to make her seem bad. Yeah, it is, it's borderline identity theft and defamation. That's pretty cool.
Starting point is 03:46:41 Anyway, Mintberry, let me in. Let me the fuck in. Back alley and pass dealer, the man who went from a soft A to a hard R, not only is my cat a terrorist, but she is the one who radicalized bin, bin Laden. Could you imagine? Mitch McConnell's tortoise shell. St. Maxie, Sweeney probably grunts like
Starting point is 03:47:02 Tim Allen during sex. Oh, Mitch McConnell does it like a fucking tortoise. Holy shit. He does. Yeah. He does. I just never,
Starting point is 03:47:11 I never knew that was a thing. The way you sat up, you're like, he looks like, uh, Miss McConnell looks like if the turtle guy from Master of the Skies aged a lot real quick.
Starting point is 03:47:24 He's like very much that person. Mitch McConnell looks like what if a person fell into the ooze that the turtles fell into. The turtles? The TNT looks like he did Mitch McConnell fell in that instead. And he's turned into Mitch McConnell. Alstewal. Okay, you said it right. Mega Man X8's guys question redemption.
Starting point is 03:47:45 First X8, now Transformers are really pushing my buttons, Derek. Avi, the race war is starting. Sweenis. What side will you choose? What does that mean? don't know. What is that mean? Look, I'm not paid to understand these.
Starting point is 03:47:57 Which side would I choose? The race war? The human race. Oh, nice. You've done it. You've passed the race test. Pass the test. And my room glows and the entity comes and put his hand on me.
Starting point is 03:48:10 Time to leave, my boy. Yeah, it takes you up and a sentence to you. And then, like, we're just fucked. Yeah, I'm like, oh, whoa, what about the cash? What the fuck? Yeah. Guys, I'm sorry. I'm going to go to the next plane of existence.
Starting point is 03:48:21 You have fun needing to pay bills. I was going to say I was going to say like we'd get more money because you'd be gone and we wouldn't pay you but also we'd like we would still have to pay we would still need that money so it's like it's not really all that fun at all
Starting point is 03:48:38 I became a patron and spent 25 bucks not to be able to come up with a clever name wage slave 583 can't think head empty balls drained I feel gay fuck you You know, that's a dope thing to say Walking into a room or something for the first time
Starting point is 03:49:02 No, that's how you wouldn't argue That's how you win and argue it That's how you shut someone down, bro That's a good tweet, I think Like out of context, no, like, I feel gay, fuck you 100%. Add notters to your name If you want to make Chris read a smutty
Starting point is 03:49:18 Sonic fanfic Dead Inside Shrinkis Funkledunk The Worlock who is using Transversive Steps The National Richmond, Virginia, April 30s 30th
Starting point is 03:49:27 Timeurul.com slash Sacred 200 Let's go Go John Lily Can you imagine It's a photo of a dog
Starting point is 03:49:36 So I don't think so John John normal name Smith Sweeney It's okay My girlfriend isn't real either I have PPSD Ryber 525 in the mystery of the sudden uptick and tomboy appreciation.
Starting point is 03:49:49 Racist snake. My goldfish raped me while the cats watched my grandma detonate. Can you help me? No. Fun fact, the chainsaw was invented in 1780 by two doctors to assist with childbirth. Have a nice day. That's not real. I hope not.
Starting point is 03:50:08 What kind of... In 1780, a chainsaw? Yeah, what? Is that possible? Were there gas-powered things around then? Maybe I don't know history I'm a little bit too dumb to know exactly When that started because I thought it was like coal before gas
Starting point is 03:50:24 Because electricity Electricity came out when right Electricity came out like the Gilded era So maybe 18289 or something What? That yeah Yeah definitely We had electricity after
Starting point is 03:50:38 We had electricity after cars in video games They were They were fine There's motherfuckers steam powering fucking like, like your console and shit. Like you had to like buy a guy. It's just a kid.
Starting point is 03:50:51 It's just a kid. Go turn it on. It's a kid wedged in a small box. Like on the other side, like on a bike like. They're prodding it. They're fucking. Yo,
Starting point is 03:51:05 that would have been normalized too. If that had to be the thing. Like we would be like, you know, maybe when we're old like, I was going to fuck up. I was got a fucked up that we did that. But while we're doing, they'll be like, this is how it is.
Starting point is 03:51:17 It's kind of just, it's basically just, it's basically just how we are right now with eating meat. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well, I need to lay down. and you know that's not normal for your child,
Starting point is 03:52:17 then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, hi, Dan.
Starting point is 03:52:42 Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one.
Starting point is 03:52:59 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?
Starting point is 03:53:19 Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law,
Starting point is 03:53:32 from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Right. That's a good point. It's a good point. You know, like, it's, it is, you know. Barbaric says.
Starting point is 03:53:43 How we get it is very immoral, and I understand. 100%. But it's. Good. It's, you know what's crazy? In the future, when people probably aren't really eating meat like that, and we find, like, proper substances that aren't going to fucking kill us eventually. Yeah, they're going to look back at this, and it's going to be, like, them looking at, like, Nazis.
Starting point is 03:54:00 Grandpa, you ate meat? Like, yes, I ate. Before cows and chickens become sentient, like, properly, and it becomes their own being, which is going to happen eventually. If we leave them around so long, they're going to evolve in and, like, things they can think. Well, that's why we keep them in cages, bro. You ate that? You ate that?
Starting point is 03:54:15 I also had a dog that was pretty much a slave. We keep them from. evolving because we keep them and we control them. We pump them full weird hormones. We castrate them. We do all the good shit and then we eat them. But somebody brought up a really interesting perspective. I know what you're going to
Starting point is 03:54:31 say. I want to see if I know you're going to say it. Well, no, they would be extinct. Exactly. That's what I knew that was the thing. They're like, oh, because of us, we're keeping these animals, plentiful. I'm like, that is such a horrible thing to say, though. I know. Because it ultimately is just like multiplying the amount of suffering
Starting point is 03:54:48 that has to happen by millions. But also. But, yeah, I don't know. Look, all I'm saying is that too fucking bad chicken. If chicken didn't want to die, I would stop tasting so fucking good.
Starting point is 03:55:05 It's a good point, man. It's, well, it's, look, some things tried. Like, think about peppers, for example. They tried to not be eaten by being insanely hot. And then it's like,
Starting point is 03:55:17 Our dumb asses were like, oh boy, that's a challenge. Yeah, and we were like, this hurts, let's go. Let's go. Now there's a fucking chicken hot sauce fucking show where dumb asslerity shoving in their eyes and stuff and ask them questions. Now we dip animals that don't want to be eaten in plants that don't want to be eating. And we eat it and it's good. It's good, bro. We eat it and it's good and it hurts us and it's fine.
Starting point is 03:55:47 Think of it like this. Milk, it's not something we should be drink, having in our body past the age of like two or three. Motherfucker, I love it. I fucking love it. It makes me shit, like uncontrollably, but I still do it. Oh, so your lack of the tolerant. We're sick. We're sick.
Starting point is 03:56:04 It's a sick world out there. Yeah, it is. Man. Hi, I'm Sean Evans. Welcome fucking hot shit. And they just shove like, they just shove up their ass and they just shove it like and see how long they can take it. What's his name?
Starting point is 03:56:22 Sean Evans. Hey, it's me, Sean Evans, and welcome to is this anthrax? The show where your favorite celebrities have to guess. If it's anthrax, the joke is, it's always anthrax. Everything's anthrax. Everything is eventually anthrax. It starts off as fucking baking powder. It starts off his flour.
Starting point is 03:56:46 It starts off his flour. It's like baking batter, sugar. And then it progressively becomes concentrated with more anthrax. Yes. Everything has anthrax in it, but the trace of anthrax would get more aggressive. And to the point that it's just a pile of anthrax. And no one ever gets to the pile. Why did you call that show?
Starting point is 03:57:05 They lie. They lie about it. It's like epic on the day. They lie about it. Now, Jared Lano, this is a good opportunity. He's like, yeah, I'll go there. I'll go. And he goes,
Starting point is 03:57:15 And it's like, I don't know this is anthrax. In fact, you're incorrect. This is absolutely anthrax. Everything here is anthrax. That's why I'm wearing a bat suit. Every season, every season he sees fucking shot Evans is just decaying even more. No, no, he has a vat suit on. He walks in with a vat suit.
Starting point is 03:57:32 It's like he stepped into turnover for eight minutes and then walked out. It's like he's being boiled by the air slowly. Chris, when he's written his name, read the name you have to end. podcast. It's season eight. And welcome to our new show, Help Find a Cure. We get some of the brightest minds
Starting point is 03:57:58 to help. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He's exasperating. He's crying. He's got tears in his eyes the whole time. That's so awesome. All right.
Starting point is 03:58:10 I love that idea so much. Let's move on. Somebody draw that. Just, Shaq just, just, evouring anthrax and he's fine for some reason. Shaq, ooh. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 03:58:23 He has a pile of anthraxies. It takes anthrax. Shack is a mute. Antrax. Could you imagine what that would do to the world? They would take him. They would take him. They'd take it if he'd disappear.
Starting point is 03:58:38 Shaquil O'Neal died. Don't know where his body is. Paul Rudgo is like, who would have guessed? Huh? Look at us. Not me. Not me. He inhaled it when he pulls back.
Starting point is 03:58:49 His jaw skin comes off. This is such a rare. This is such a rare instance where the best part of this show is in the fucking Oh my God. Oh, my God. That's so good. You got to end this. You got to end this.
Starting point is 03:59:13 Tell him Steve Dave's. Andre Brooks, Antifus Maximus, who deleted Putin's scrotum. God is dead because. Travis Goot killed him. John Strickland, the unfortunate naming of the NBA coach Steve Kerr's son. Big Boo Lip-Lip... Big Boolimpie Sniggins, parentheses, Lil. Merck's 1889, Downey McFrowny.
Starting point is 03:59:38 NFT of Sweeney's imaginary girlfriend. Schizo Ramblings disguised as a name read. You scared me. That filled me with fear, genuinely. The first church of Keith David bear witness To the second coming of the King of Hapazard. Goops McKenzie. I was in Chris's Resident Evil video at five minutes and 56 seconds.
Starting point is 03:59:57 I said I wanted to see his peepa. Cool. Drunken Doolahan. Pre-Raws. Breaking Benjamin Shapiro. Come, man. The man of come. Blake 896, the whitest cracker. God, I've been talking for a long time.
Starting point is 04:00:08 Fucking kill me. Hey, Boss Bar. I know two of you left. Ryan Luchessey, Ethan Teague, Sloshy Scout. I just want to tell you how I'm feeling... What? I just want to...
Starting point is 04:00:19 tell you how I'm feeling gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up. Fuck your butt. Never gonna bust that nut. Never gonna bust that nut. Listen to males butt. We're no strangers to come. The bass boost soul.
Starting point is 04:00:43 Like the bass boost and your headphones shatter. dude. I'm Sean Evans and welcome to it. I'm Sean Evans and is that a man's butt or is it a woman's butt?
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Starting point is 04:01:36 I will die on this hill. You're probably right, but that doesn't I mean, that doesn't do anything for me. Remembrar Saccadar Sackad Arbenair?
Starting point is 04:01:50 This is... I don't know. That's like... I don't know. Daylink or something. Yeah, something. Or some... I'm going crazy.
Starting point is 04:01:57 I'm drowning. Native shit. Something like Saka Jawan or whatever. I don't know what the fuck I'm reading. The only stick I touch while driving is my penis parentheses I masturbate while driving.
Starting point is 04:02:06 Erosome of spicy mushrooms. Dummy thick Dave. I give it a 9.5 out of 10. It's a pretty nice cock. Sweenies. Clown pussy goes honk, haunt. Hawnie. Umy.
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Starting point is 04:02:17 A The Theory, and Chris Gate by Virginia, hunting ass, all hands on dick. The show called Sark Tank when Derek and Sweeney are absent because one of the ends is missing. All right. A hot, pure comedy. What happened you, Derek?
Starting point is 04:02:28 That scared me. I was, oh my God. Melfastus won, Warlock, Hexploit supremacist, Richter 86, and as always, rounding off our list. The king. The king of haphazard.
Starting point is 04:02:41 Wow. Thank you all. Thank you all for listening to today's exorbitantly long episode. Hello, my name is Tanner Hello Hello Hello, hello
Starting point is 04:02:54 My name's Tanner And I still meet you Salutation Hello, it is I-Tenor Do you have perhaps Man's butt I want Ukrainian butt I want to
Starting point is 04:03:08 I'm here for man's butt Almost exclusively I exclusively I exclusively try to To peruse man's butt Yet no man's butt appears before me. Questionable ethics on display.
Starting point is 04:03:20 Do I, do I go out and take man's butt that I want or do I try to purchase man's butt? Do I try to persuade and convince men's butt to be mine or do I take men's but against will? I don't know that's very good. It's very good question. I'm Sean Evans. We're done.
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