The Snark Tank - #108: Butt Pirates Of The Courtroom

Episode Date: April 25, 2022

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the handsome chocolate devil himself Thomas Sweeney Let's go And I'm joined by my co-host Some black guy Yeah big nigg Big I actually tweeted that yesterday

It was like it was like Rick Ross Like a wheelchair like big black nigger And I was like that's me But handsome. Dude, Rick Ross is fucking disgusting. He's disgusting. I'm just like, man.

A nigga with money, man. That's all you need. All you need is a little bit of money. You're good. I'm, I, I consider myself slightly above average looking.

But if I had money, I'd be, I'd be the cat to meow. Everybody'd be like, yo, sweet is that dude. 100% man. That's,

that's all you, just a little bit of money. We'd be good. All right. But right now, I'm a dirty nigger because I don't have any money. Dirty filthy. All right, guys.

Welcome to the Dark Tank. Today, Chris can be with us. He's, we don't know, but he can't be with us today. Yeah, we fucking, what happened? I think he was, I think he went to Ukraine finally. He finally, he finally felt a call of duty. Yeah, man. He was like, you know what?

He realized. I'm tired of podcasting. I need to save these fucking hose. He realized. that if he didn't go to Ukraine, it would somehow affect Halo Infinite. So he had to go there to protect Halo Infinite, you know? Yeah.

Or you know what? I guess they were filming Halo Season 2. And they were like, you know what? We want you to be the new master chief, Chris Reagan. We're filming in Ukraine because we don't have to spend money on like fucked up set pieces. We don't have to spend money on the war aesthetic, so we're just going to do it here. He was like, I can be there. I can be there tomorrow.

Do you think he would accept being master chief? Or do you think he'd be like, I can't do this? There's no way people kill me. Look, I love Chris. Chris is not chief. I'm sorry. There's no shame. It's like I'm not Miles Morales, you know?

I'm not Peter Parker. You know, that's just not who I am. I'm just But like Do you feel like there's a lot of people That take roles like that Were they're probably just enticed by the money Because they know they know damn well

There's certain people They know there's certain people Damn well they they shouldn't get certain roles Every time Jared Lotto Every time Jared Lotto's in a movie He knows damn way shouldn't be in a movie He's like why the fuck in my Joker I thought he was cool when I was growing up

But like I'm not him The fuck I'm gonna do it though This man It's funny As soon as you saw that damaged on his head, you knew, you knew. You're like, oh, well, there's just, there's no way this can be good. Damage, buddy.

There's no way. All right. Before we get into this, we have a live show coming up. We do. Next week, I think the 31st of April, we are going to be having a live. 30th, 30th, actually. No, it's no 31st in April. You're right.

The 30th of April, we will be having a live show. There may be a few tickets available. If you want to go to. slash china URL.com slash sacred 200. You might be able to get some of the tickets. I think we have a few left, but they're going quick, guys.

So if you want to see some live snark tank boys with me, I'm going to come dripped out. I'm going to come in there looking fresh as fuck. Are you? I'm going to come dripped out. Yeah. I'm going to get a New York City here because I'm going to be in the city. I'm going to be looking kind of fresh.

All right. Okay. But if you guys want to serve by, I am not. I am not. I'm going to be in my draughts. Essentially, I'm going to be in the shortest shorts that I have available. Oh, there you go, bro.

That's why people come for us, man. So I have a heavily gay male popular listener demographic. I would say the percentage of our gay males is about 85%. 85% of our demographic. We're including, that has to be including the closeted, right? Because there's a bunch of us that are probably, I mean, people out there that are both probably closeted, you know? I would say it's about a quarter of them.

It's about a quarter of them that are the closet, but they know every time we talk about Bussie, they're like they start licking their lips and shit subconsciously. Their eyes peek up. Wow. All right. Come see us, man. I'm excited.

We're excited to see y'all. It's going to be cool, man. It's going to be a good one. But today is a be a bit of a short episode. I know we've been giving you guys three-hour content constantly, But it's going to be a bit of a short episode, but we have one announcement. Now, we're not going to say exactly what's happening or how it's happening or what's going on. But in these very few times, people are going to be very closely monitoring our podcast, all right?

We're not going to say names. So out of all the times now, we need you guys to like, we need you guys to comment, leave feedback on the streaming platforms, and share the videos, all right? because some big things are in works. And most of all we need your help for it. So. Yeah, let's get that engagement up, you know. Get that engagement. Nice and good job.

Nice and large. That means that we're going to have to cut the N-word. No more N-words throughout the episode, man. No more. Why are you telling me? I'm just, I'm letting you know also. I'm telling you while telling myself, all right? I'm mostly saying you while telling you to myself.

It's just going to be painful. because it's just two of us. That's good. Yeah. But I'm going to have to say, though, this episode with some of the topics that we touch, man, there's going to be a little bit of a, language is going to be a little colorful.

We got a couple of, uh, we got some domestic. We got some, we got, assault, two assault stories to kind of cover. This is terrible. But, um,

so first and foremost, the Amber hurt and Johnny Depp thing has been going on. and man if you how do you not turn misogynistic how do you not how do you not become a misogynist

because it's not it's not anyone's fault how do you not what do you what do you mean there's definitely fault I don't know what you mean I mean I'm not saying

I literally become sexes I'm obviously this is this is the comedy podcast come on look all I'm saying man. I'm just trying to tiptoe around what I really want to say. I wouldn't. Let it out. Let your heart say.

That situation is rather. Awesome. Give me some words, son. I'm trying. I'm trying to not, I'm trying not to be vile with every word I say. I think you should, man,

because you know what that? It would, it would be true egalitarianism. It would be true equality for being able to dig into whomever is just acting a fool. Ah, you know what, there is truth to that. All right. That's fucking ridiculous.

All right, this woman just assault. Johnny went around things the right way. That's what hurts the most. He just got attacked. He's like, I'm going to take this to court. And guess what? It didn't matter. It didn't matter.

It's like, what do you do so do you have strucker no i don't agree to the strucker but like in the same time it's like you know well he did all he could do and he's trying to get some money out of it but he said it himself he said it himself that he he's already his life is essentially ruined in in a sense of his character uh because no matter what it doesn't matter how much evidence there is to the contrary that obviously amber heard was the aggressor was the one that treated him like trash put his hands on her put her hands on him sorry

threw a bottle at him cut his finger shot on his bed shot in his bed right gas lit him up and down like just all every every just thing that you can do to a person in a relationship bad she is done and even with all that stuff there's still people like

kind of not a lot but they're not a lot but there's still people that are like, well, we gotta wait for it. I'm like, wait for what? I'm like, there's proof for all this. Like the shit that that's, oh,

there's proof for all that, you know, all that. We all heard it. We all heard it. It's proof. You know, we all heard the tape with them at the therapist.

We've all, we've all seen what's going on. You know, there's proof. There's proof to the contrary that she was abusing him. And at this moment, we have to just hope that the legal system, will do its job.

Newsflash, it's probably not got a, but we have to hope that something comes out of it, you know. It seems to, like, in my opinion, I feel like he will come out on top on this,

but at the end of the day, it's not going to really matter, you know? That's what sucks because when you look at the fact that she's still employed, she's still doing, And like, it's already like just enough to where it's like this is the stain. This is the like I want to even say is regardless of how you really feel about say,

I just want to say for example, Louis C.K. Where Louis C.K. When you really truly think about what he did, which is something that could make someone uncomfortable, but there was consent. And you may find it creepy, sure. But at the same time, so this man's legacy have been absolutely. Like, should he have lost tens of millions of dollars for asking his colleagues to watch him jerk off? Because, you know, when I worked in fucking Albertsons or whatever, I was definitely trying to, you know, fuck, I was trying to bang them.

I didn't care. I don't care how long I was there in Albertsons. I wasn't a manager, right? And it was like, I was trying to hook up with my coworkers. You know what I'm saying? Like, you see that it's kind of normal. Sarah Silverman, who, you know, I respect her. And I do respect her.

I do. She came out in defense of like, yeah, you know what? I watched it. Sometimes I thought it was awesome. Other times I told him to piss off, I'm not in the mood. And so it's kind of like one of those things where, like, she came out on a podcast and said that. What I'm trying to say is, no matter what Louis C.K. does for that, like, he is, you see people like he won an album. He's a comedy album.

It's Tarnished. Like, I can't believe he did. I'm like, dude, is he Roman Polansky or something? Like, calm the fuck down, bro. I have to understand. It's another serious thing that I've grown up and I've realized. And it's kind of harkens back to one of our old episodes where I'm like, yeah, I don't really hug women. I don't really touch.

I don't talk to girls. I try to stay away from them. Yeah, a little extreme. But yeah. You have. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist, Victoria, Matola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal.

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20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I have to understand that once certain words are attached to you, even if it's disproval, it will always be attached once like two or three words are attached to your name it used to be pedophilic rape rape and once upon a time racist now racist is gone because everyone gets called it left and right over dumb shit which is horrible because that is completely diluted it's still one of

the worst things to be in existence. Like, for real. Right. There's plenty of actual racist people out there and you can't differentiate. Yeah, like, there's a difference being ignorant, idiotic, and racist. Racists are all those things, but they're another step. There's another stage, you know?

You got to evolve a little more. But... I would never strike a woman, but I do not like the blacks. That's for sure. That's what I was a show. And he likes, there's a twirl. He's a little squirrel. He doesn't, he doesn't...

The one thing I would not tolerate is black people. Let me, let me go back and get some of the drink. And he walks off and I'm just like, Johnny Depp just admitted to being racist, but like in a very whimsical ray. I don't know how I feel about this. What if Johnny Depp dressed up as Jack Sparrow in fucking court? How dope would that have been? Yo, it'd be almost impossible for him not to just be like,

we agree with you so much, Captain Jack Sparrow. Damn, I just, I want to agree with you. He walks into the fucking room and then da-da-dan-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And everybody's like, what's going to happen? Everybody starts freaking out. And like, they just, just disrespect the court in every way possible. Amber Hurts starts speaking and he's just booing and shit.

Boo, boo. Boo, boo. She's trying to talk and he's just like, shut up, bitch. takes a blunderbuss out shoots her in the arm bro boom blows her fucking arm off everybody's like oh that'd be fucking amazing I'm like uh was uh the latest pirates

whichever I to be honest I don't really know the series that well um the latest one was was Orlando Bloom still in this part of the series Orlando Bloom hasn't been in it since the the third one. He was on train to tides and that's it. How many have there been five technically?

There's been five? There's been five? There was the first two. Those were dope. There was a second when Orlando Bloom became Davy Jones pretty much. There was another one where they were like getting a group back together.

And then it was another one when there was the Spanish dude, he was like, Pao, paro, I know where you are. Let me look up all three of them. And there's been, oh no, all five. You said there's five. But Johnny Depp was in all of them. He was in all of them.

Yeah, because why it would probably not make any money if he wasn't in there. But yeah, I was I was hoping that O'Lano Bloom would reprise, oh my God, I can't speak. Reprise his role. And but like as the judge in this court case, he just shows, he show whatever his character's name is. He reprises his role as the judge. You know how outrageous. You understand how outrageous. understand how outrageous

that would be Orlando Bloom is the judge and Amber Hurd just know she's like well I'm going to go home I'm going to go home because they're going to not listen to anything I say there is going to have sword fights

and shoot and then tell me I should leave because it's already too late you're already lost right every single time she's trying to speak like they just play the theme song As soon as she stops, it stops. She's just trying to speak again and play it again. That's so disrespectful but hilarious.

So yeah, there's been five. There's been Curse of the Black Pearl, Dead Man's Chess. Right? Dead man's breast. I like that. Dead man's chest. There's been. Which at World's End.

Then there was a stranger tides. And the last one was a niggas, I think. No, no. Strange. Stranger guys. The dead man's tail. The dead man's. Oh,

dead man tells no, tell's no, Orlando Bloom wasn't the last one. Oh. Oh. No way. Fucks no dead man. Dead man's butt.

Dead man's butt. Dead man's butt. Yeah, just dead man's butt now. Pirates of the AIMO black man's butt. But pirates of the. Caribbean. Dead man's butt.

But I mean, I don't think the subtext is a thing, but the definitely butt pirates of the Caribbean has to be real. That has to be real. I'm going to look that up, bro, because you know that's real. That has to be a real thing. But pirates of the Caribbean. You know it's just like a gay pirate thing. Watch.

I'm going to put it in. A gay pirate thing. For some reason, I own. I don't know why I own this. I didn't buy this thing. what are you talking about, man? I didn't buy it. Let's see.

I don't owe it. Pirate Pirates of the Caribbean, 2005. Let's see. Kurt Glockwood. Violently gay. There's a guy named, there's a guy named Seymour butts in it.

Of course. Of course his name Seymour butts. That's so stupid. Pirates of the Caribbean. I'm so upset. Let me see if I can find a tasteful, No, a tasteful fucking review of butt pirates in the Caribbean. Oh my God.

Yeah, I'm not seeing anything. So it's like there is an IMDB, but there's no, I see like Twitter, uh, photoshopps and stuff. But apparently there is that movie and now I'm curious because it says 2005, Seymour Buts, home movies. Damn, it's not... And he's made... So the Seymour Butts has made Sex Catera? What the fuck is that? No clue.

This is interesting. At least that has an actual... Has an actual cover. So I can see that it's actually something. But apparently butt pirates of the Caribbean, if somebody can find the actual thing, I would love to watch it. You know, because it's probably pretty good.

But anyway, yeah, justice for Johnny Depp, you know, I'm pretty sure at this point, uh, if he did some really wild shit, it would have been on earth already. It would have come to the light, especially in the way she's trying to like dismantle him. She would have, she would have been like, he did this to me, you know? Absolutely. And none of that's coming up. And I just, I assume, you know, I'm not going to say, think it's impossible that, you know,

something bad could have happened. But I think you would have seen it by now, you know? Yeah, 100%. That's why like that's why the vast majority of people have got Johnny's back. They're like, oh, dude, this dude got a raw deal. This whole thing, it's just showing you how hypocritical Hollywood tends to be with a lot of issues. I mean, with a lot of things, man. It just, it has nothing to do with just morality or trying to be equal or anything.

It's just what's the flash and what's going on right now? What's hot right now? Oh, we're finally going to, we're finally pretending like we give a shit about women. All right. So now that's what they're doing. So speaking of Flash, uh, as on Miller. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

He apparently assaulted a woman somewhere Hawaii. He can't, he can't stop, man. He's, dude, it's all that speed forcing him, bro. He just wants to beat this. He wants to fight the clan whole. He wants to take on the whole Ku Klutz Klan, which he got brownie points from me for that. I was like, he wants to fight the clan. That's already a cool guy.

But he constantly just gets into trouble over and over and over again. And it's just like, geez, what is he doing? He's a minister to Hawaii, dude. He just doesn't know how to behave, bro. He wakes up. He wakes up. And he's just like, I'm going to do some fuck shit. And he gets his clothes on, eats breakfast, and then walks out and instantly tries to start problems with people.

And I respect that to a certain degree. He shouldn't be attacking women, though, obviously. It goes without saying, all right, everybody. Everybody's like, sweet. He's attacking ladies. That's not cool. Duh. If he was like exclusively attacking women, that would be, I mean, it would be bad,

but it would be pretty funny. What is he doing? What is he doing? What is he doing this? Only ladies, bro, straight up, only women. I'm fighting only women. I'm here to fight your wife. Like, I have a problem with the Ku Klux Klan

and he just strikes a woman just that has, nothing to do with the clan at all. He hikes her, bro. He hits her so hard, she falls to the ground and just holds her face. He doesn't even move. He just holds her face and weeps quietly. And he's like, I'm the fucking flash. And he starts running at, like, slightly above average pace away.

Yeah, he's like jogging. Like, he's fast, but he's not like, he's nothing crazy. But he's like, when that guy is pretty fucking quick. He's pretty fucking quick. So he'd been arrested. He got for violence at a bar. He got arrested again for throwing a chair. Nice.

And then some people were very kind of cautious. They were very weary because they were seeing literally in Hawaii just after he just got released again. There's a viral video that went around showing someone recording a screen of a television, showing them talking about Ezra Miller. and then the pan to him and he's kind of talking aggressively to a woman and I can't tell if he's being hostile or not but you have to assume he is just because of his track record.

He has a passionate demeanor. Let's say that. He has a passionate way of standing. And that lady could have got struck too. All I'm saying. That's where I was like, oh, dude, save her. Fucking, dude, help her out. That's the flash, bro.

I'm not getting involved in that fucking problem. That's that fucking woman's problem, bro. Don't ask me to save her. Would you jump in and save her? I would... Exactly. I would find... I would find Thon and have him fucking...

I would find Thon and have him handle it. You better hope Thon's quick enough to get there. Because that would make it just get assaulted the speed of lightning and gone. And then Thon had to get there. And he'd be like, dang, he already assaulted her. He's too quick for me, son. What if the flash became... What of the flash that started not holding back and assaulting women through

the multiverse. He's just, he's just going to just before Batman's mom gets shot, he goes back in time, beats the shit out of his mom, and then Joe Chil shoots her.

And he's like, yo, I didn't beat her though. I didn't get her at all. And then that's, that's why Batman's parents die. It's because the flash goes back in time

and strikes the mom, right, real hard. And the mom starts wailing. And then Batman's like, you hit my, Thomas, you hit my wife.

And then the guy, Joe, Joe, I didn't hit your wife. I didn't hit her. Back up and you're dredging me. He shoots. He shoots Thomas Wayne.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law,

from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit 4theple.com for an office near you. The way that she got positioned, it would have just been a regular flesh wound. She wouldn't have even died from the fucking shot. But the strike. He hit her.

The strike putter in position to be to be a fatal fucking shot. He just wanted to take the pearls, but the flash pulled the trigger actually. The flash adjusted his hand. No. And Joe's like, yo, I swear to God, I didn't do this. And then Thomas lunges and then he gets shot in the face too. And then Crime Allie is born. The Thomas lunges, but the thing is that Joe chills a really good like a, like a six-s-s-

He's a marksman. And he just blows his head off. He tries to get a fucking. No, he has the gun by his side. Just the fucking hip shot, pang! Hibs shots him in her face. His brains fall on Bruce. Little Bruce is like, eh.

He's not even crying. He's quiet. That's how shocked he is. Joe chill, fucking guns all smoking, blows it. Sorry, kid. And then he walks away and then Western music starts playing. Give me those fucking pearlsy little bitch. He yanks the pearls off Thomas.

Martha's neck shoves Bruce over And he's gonna say He pissed whips Bruce He just fucking thumped him with it and walks off Bada do doo do Do do

Bada do Do do That'd be a completely different They paint him as a hero That Batman That Bruce wouldn't become a drug addict and die Oh yeah There would be no Batman

It would just be No Batman It is because of the flag. Ezra Miller went back in time and shoved Martha Wade. That's it, guys. It's all fucking Ezraud's full. You know what you would turn into? You know what Batman would turn into?

Because, like, I was thinking, I was thinking about this. Somebody did a, someone did a skit where it was just Batman being, like, racist to a black dude that was, like, stealing, a shoplifting. And he was like, oh, like, you black bitch. You must think that one of them suck a white boys, my. Fucking punk-ass black bitch. You must think that, you must think that shit. You must think I'm one of them suck of white boys, you fucking goofy ass nigger. Fuck you.

Fuck your mother. And fuck your man. How about that? I love. So yesterday I went on a deep dive because right now in my YouTube feed, it literally says you must think I'm one of them suck a white boy. That's what it says in my search bar. Yes. But what happened was I looked up that guy and apparently that dude is just a menace somewhere like in Richmond or something like that.

that we might be able to meet him for the podcast. Oh, shit. That might be cool. But he's like, he's just some, like some jacked like white dude that like, he's really fine with saying the N word. He has no problem with it at all.

I think it's, I think it's funny. He's also a bit scary. He has a scary demeanor to him. So I'm like, oh, you know, if I have to, I'll tell you stop.

But like, if you're not in my general area, I'll just, if you're in my general area, no one brings it up. I'll just let you rock. But, is you must...

Oh man, I just looked them up right now, you black bitch. You must think I'm one of them suck of white boys before, you black bitch. You fucking punk-ass black bitch. What the fuck, man? I thought... You know what's so funny? I thought that was somebody... See, sometimes it's hard to tell with these TikToks, right?

I thought somebody made it specifically for that. But it turns out, no, they took a real video and then they purposed it for. the Batman like catching you shocklifting and he's like you fucking punk ass black bitch look at punk-a-black bitch you must

you must think I want him sucker ass white boys and he even drops an end bomb and everything this guy's awesome I fucking love it because he could tell he does not play he has a gap he's a white man with a chain on

and a gap tooth you know he does not playing games he's there to play back he shows up to play basketball with sweatpants and Timberlands on he's not a fucking joke this guy is not to be kidding with bro you pick him on your team quick so he doesn't beat you up so he doesn't file you I want him who's that guy uh fess on um um uh euphoria right is his name is um he just like a mcclau colin mcclars or like that. He has like a very irish last name. Yeah, that guy, like, I feel like that's what they, they wanted to make a character like that, but they couldn't just have him drop in bombs, you know, in the show.

Like, I feel like they really wanted this guy. Like, they wanted, they're like, we want you to be as hood as possible, but then the demographic, the people that watch this show, they're like, ah, we can't, we can't go that far with it. So we got to have this, like, we want you to say the N word, but like, you know, don't say it. And he's like, I'm not exactly comfortable with saying the N-word. And they're like, yeah, you are. And he's like, I don't know. You're like, don't fucking, don't fucking lie to me.

Don't you fucking lie to me, like, pins up against the wall. Don't you fucking lie to me, all right? He's like, he's like this close to him. He's, don't you fucking lie to me, right, bitch. You fucking lie. Because that's what I feel like, I'm telling you, like, why you for, like, that's another reason why we didn't get into that. But that's why it just seems so unbelievable to me, because that guy, Fez, that,

man would be dropping in bombs left and right if this was a real motherfucker i don't know man yes dude i've ever seen a white boy that hood not dropping end bombs bro derrick derrick yes i know plenty of white boys that are they don't say it around you no no no no they don't say it around no they just don't say that work because they understand what it means okay no they do bro look look no they don't say it around you i understand a lot i understand a lot of them would say that a lot of them would would. But I know a few, I know a few white boys that do bang there, they bang. And most of their homies are black dudes. And they understand. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Listen, listen. And they understand what that word means. They know that like, this word is offensive. They might have used

it before. I guess. Obviously, but they're like, I know this word is an offensive word. I like your, especially coming from me. So I'm not going to say it. I like your, I like your glass have full like, no, no, they're definitely. plenty to do it. I like, I like your, I like your optimistic anti, I just, I just to me it's almost one of those things that don't. It's almost like like, like,

the rules of like gravity and kinetic energy and whatnot. I just feel like there's some things that you just, that just can't not be true. You know what I mean? Like a white, a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of bad way not saying the end word. It just has,

I have, I have like, I have family members who are as white as snow. They're Puerto Ricans. And if I tell them they can't say nigger, they will. fight me. They will get up and they will throw hands with me. And I'm like, they don't understand. They don't like it's, they don't get it. It's like, what do you mean? I can say that because I am that. And it's like, no, no, you're not. And it's like, they start having an aneurism and

shit because they're not understanding what's happening. He's looking at his skin and he sees a black man. He literally, he's like, why are you lying? to me. You're lying to me. Like he fucking seen, like, but he sees like a racist caricature of himself. He thinks he is like black, black, like

shoe polished black. Like big red lips. Like, Ebony. And he's, it's like, you know, what's name of that movie was like, I'm a retard. And he goes and he looks in the mirror. And he's actually, tell me you've seen this.

No, what are you talking about? Maybe I have, but it doesn't sound... Look up that scene right now. Google that put that on YouTube. What are we talking about? Look this up. It's just... It's like...

How do I find it? He's like, I'm retarded. I'm retarded. I'm sorry for anyone to's offense. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. Shut up. Shut up.

I don't... This is a funny scene and it's funny because it's offensive. I can't be bothered with people that are like... can't. I usually don't say that word. I'm just only referencing this scene right now. I say, I say it a lot. I say it a lot. I don't say it a lot. I don't. I don't. I don't associate fucking mentally handicapped people with that word. So it doesn't you don't, but that word was used to describe them. That's my argument. Like I understand. I understand. I'm wrong. I'm wrong. I get it. That word was used the same way as it. And we should also stop using idiot. We should also stop being. Do you see how that that's, there's literally people. There's that saying all these words are abelous. And it's like, if you really truly think that, then you should stop using all those words. to you can't say stupid anymore you can't say idiot all of those words because they were all used to describe mentally

handicapped people I get it I get both sides of the argument I just don't say the word I try to stay away from it I grew up hearing it a lot and it was like a field day you can just say that yeah I just don't like even in the same thing I remember I had to tell I went uh it was I think it was

a Lacey Green's birthday we went we went to a skating rink and one of her friends was that that fucking chocolate rain guy was there Tay Zonday? Yeah, Tay Zonday was there. I was like, what the hell is happening? He's like, I'm here to support my friend. And he was like, chocolate rain. I was like, do stop. He didn't do that. No, he didn't do it. He didn't do it. Chocolate right? He just turned thinking. He didn't do it. But on my Instagram, there's a picture.

I think it's like one of those highlight things that I have in real life. There's a picture of me posing with Tayzonday. because I was like, dude, what the fuck? And I had to ask him. I was like, hey, man, what did you think about your thing on South Park? Because I don't know if you saw him on South Park that they did. You asked him? Hell yeah, dude.

And he was like, he's like, ah, I didn't really think much of it. At least I didn't really think much of it. It's just whatever. And then he honestly, he doesn't give a fuck about any of the accolades. He's just kind of like, whatever. He was like, yeah, yeah, that was a thing. And I was like, God damn, homie. Like, this is really your voice.

And he looks exactly the same fucking. Like it was like 10 or more years ago, however I want to go when he was, yeah. But anyway, that's not even the point of what I was saying. This fucking gay dude with a romper on. Like he's just, you know, he's gay as you get like a stereotypical, like, it was one of Lacey's friends. Cool guy. He's cool as fuck. But I remember there was like a really cute moment between something happened.

I don't remember. And I was like, aw, how gay. And then he gave me a look. And he was like, he's like, like, as if, you know, like, oh, is that like using gay in like in a derogatory way? And I'm like, no, bro. in that sense in the way that I use it, it's endearing. It's precious. I told them,

gaming's precious. Like when you tell, when you see a cute moment and you say, oh, that's gay, it's because it's so cute. It's like me and my girl, we do that shit all the time.

If I ever say something really sweet to her, she says, I'm like, oh, you're so gay. And I'm just like, yeah, I'm gay and shit. What do you expect?

I understand. I understand that argument. Your argument, it makes sense colloquially. But as the groups of people, people have words that are attached to them, that have different meanings, you know?

Like us not being a part of those communities, we have to understand, like, though the way we may use the word, we have no bad intentions, it could still offend somebody. I hate to be this soft, idiot bitch that's saying this right now. You're not even that person, though.

That's what's so, like, weird about you getting on this fucking rant. I'm not a person. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those hells, questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island,

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. And I would say something usually like they. I just don't say something like that.

No, I mean, you just usually, you don't watch, usually don't fucking try to watch your mouth. It's like, it's like, I definitely try to watch my mouth when I'm around, when I'm wrong, but I can offend. No, that's different. That is fucking different. You're not around any of those people right now. Like you, like I'm with you, you know, I'm with you. Or what is this is going on internet? What are you saying?

What do you say? What do you say? You try to say that I'm a fat? You try to watch your round because I'm stupid as fuck. No. You're like, I got to watch my mouth, dude. Well, I'm with you right now, so I have to watch what I say. I don't want you to get upset.

I agree with you on that extent. Like, if you're around somebody who thinks that they may get offended, of course, you're going to, you're going to sense yourself a little bit. Absolutely. It's going to be courteous. For me, it's just simply the idea that people can get offended by what you say, you know. And very often, I grew up around a lot of people that were like, I'm using the N-word. I'm not using it like that. I'm using it like this and I'm like,

ah, you should probably watch using that word in general. You know, even though I get it. I understand the way that they were using the word. It was definitely, like, Barry the white kid with a pair of Jordan's on and a true religion jeans with a snapback

is not calling you the hard R. He's literally just saying the N word in the way that he heard it and like hip hop and other things. You know, I understand that. But people still can take offense to the way you use the word,

even if you have no ill intentions. of course that's not that that's not even and that's why i try to watch what i say sometimes yeah but you see when i'm conscious of it yeah but usually but i say usually when you're conscious of it especially when a somebody that may be offended by it right now there's yes there's people listening but i'm gonna be 100% honest with my feelings like i genuinely think and this is just me though like i don't think you should be listening to these type of podcasts that that's say stuff that's kind of offensive every once in a while. Because it's not like,

and I mean this in the most respectful way that like I don't, instead of trying to change how we run our show, I genuinely feel like, you know, if this is going to really bother you. It's like, let me give you one, I'm going to give you the perfect example. So I saw Joe Rogan on Mike Tyson's podcast.

And we'll segue in this Mike Tyson a minute. And you said that for a lot. I saw him. No, it wasn't. I wish. It's like a hilarious. I would have kept watching if it was that. No, they were talking about the dumbest fucking shit ever.

And instead of me, like, going in the comments section and being like, I have a problem. I was just like, I just like, I can't, I was like, dude, this is not. This episode is not for me. Like, it is, it's just, they're talking about the most nonsensical, dumb cancel culture bullshit that I don't care about at all. And then they're talking about this and they're just, and then they're talking about this. You know, he's very, my time is very religious. And then they were talking about, they're talking about shit that I just didn't give a fuck about. So it's just more of my thing

We're say for example If we're making if we were making you feel uncomfortable Which I hope I don't want to make anybody uncomfortable If you were getting uncomfortable with some of the stuff that's being said I would advise you okay maybe this episode in particular Or skip over this part Unless you're a woman What do you say? What are you trying to say?

I'd want women out of here I'm gone bro All these do is make me upset Every time Every time I talk to a new woman They make me upset Every time every time every Not everything about a bit so woman in general.

It's make me upset every time. It's always... It's always something new and I just can't... I can't... I can't met a game that much, you know? I don't have enough time to make a build for everything you're going to be mad about. So, just talk to the ladies out there,

go away. Go away forever. Don't come back. I'm so fucking... I couldn't agree more. Oh, this clip you're talking about is from a quantum leap. Yeah. I just pull it upper. That seat is so ridiculous.

He's so distraught. They get the most visibly disabled man I've ever seen, bro. It's bad, bro. Because he sees himself in his mind. He's like a chat. He's like, ah, I'm a handsome, like, cool dude. And they look at the mirror. Yeah, a quantum leap dude, it's pussy.

I'm not even sure if this guy has. down syringium. I think he's fucking around, dude. I'm not sure. That's even worse. That's way worse if that's the case. Because what it looks like, it looks like the guy's purposefully doing this and then going like, no, I could be, that could be totally wrong. This guy could be real. And it's like, I'm so sorry, dude. But it's like, it just looks like the guys purposefully trying to do that. It wouldn't surprise me in the 70s. That's true. It wouldn't surprise me. If they're just like, let's just get, just pretend to be down syndrome. I'm retarded. It's so fucked up, bro.

It's so fucked. I saw that movie. Dude, old TV is fucking amazing. I was like, there's just no respect anywhere anymore, you know? Like, you just don't have to respect anything. And I think that's, that in itself is kind of the best. Right. The best possible way they live, you know?

Look, but just moving forward. there's if anybody and and i think this goes for a lot of people even like say uh say ethan for example a lot of people were shitting on him uh recently because uh he made some off-colored uh gay jokes like bottom top or bottom jokes or whatever and to some people they were offended and stuff but the one thing that just annoyed me is that Ethan's trying and like i feel like cut him some fucking now he kind of doubled down but i feel like he doubled down because, and this is, I mean, maybe I'm putting words in his mouth, but I feel like he doubled down because he was kind of angry that like, dude, I'm not homo, like, why are you

attacking me? I just made a joke and I understand maybe he didn't like it, but why are you fucking coming at me, like, as if I'm actually homophobic or as if I'm actually trying to hurt you or some shit? That's what I feel like why he got so mad and he kind of like was doubling down a little, in the same episode. He was kind of like still jabbing and making jokes, but at no point was trying to be like a hostile piece of shit like oh fucking i hate them gays and all this shit and and so and i actually felt like dude like i was mad on his behalf that i'm like come on you know motherfucker means well like why you got why you got to why you got to fucking go so hard on the pan on this dude what i feel like what should you do and maybe for yourself

because you would probably feel better with the little bit of zen be able to fucking shit that um shake it off like dirt on your shoulders because you know he means well. It's not like he's a fucking bigot and then you have to stick around and watch and listen to him be a bigot. What happens for those moments is that I understand people sometimes get offended by what people say. Sure,

sure. But the idea is that there are so many worse people out there, dude. There are so many worse individuals out there for them to all like swamp on like Ethan. Like look, I don't know Ethan. He's definitely said shit that I'm like

this guy's kind of stupid. But bro, like, at the same time, he's like, he's clearly, like, he, out of all the years he's been on the internet, he's definitely not been hostile to homosexual people the whole time he's been there. He made one comment and, you know, he made his comment, you know, people make comments. Sometimes they say dumb shit at the moment. We're all, every person is criminal of that. We're all. We're just humans.

But when you guys are, people are coming at this dude, this dude for being. the worst. Oh, this guy's the homophore, blah, blah, blah. There are so many more people visibly we can see out there that are way worse. So like, reallocate your minds and get off this hate bandwagon for a person and go find these real people that are like, I don't know, in Congress or like the head of like multi-bibillion million businesses. Dude, motherfuckers that are passing laws to discriminate. Look, I, for the longest time, this is going to be a real statement, right? And I'm probably offended people. I don't give a shit.

I, for the longest time, did not exactly believe that Donald Trump was a bigoted man. I did. I was like, he's just an idiot. He's not a bigoted man. No, I agree. Until, no, no, no, no, no, no. Until he left office. I mean, I agree how I felt with you.

I felt the same way you did. I, it was like, oh, he's a fucking idiot. And then when he left office, he passed three or four just in, Sidious anti-LGBQ plots, like just anti-trans laws for no reason. They just passed them. And I was like, oh, he is. He clearly is a bigoted monster because there's no need to pass those. Well, there is a need.

No. There's a need. There is a need. I will say there's any, but even if you, even with the intent, the political gain, but even with political gain, the fact, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, even so, even the fact that you signed off on this stuff makes you a bigot by fucking default. The fact that you would even suck.

Because all this stuff is like, it's like right now. Right now, right now fucking in Congress, there's a huge anti-trans, anti-gay push right now. Huge. They're calling them all predators. They're passing fucking laws and doing all this fucked up stuff. And these people like Rob DeSantis only, they don't give a fuck about this stuff. They just know that they're the retarded.

Sorry, excuse me. They're. But they just know that they're stupid base, right? They just know that they care about this stuff. So they're going hard in the pan on it. They're fucking celebrating these stupid libs of TikTok Twitter page that has ruined multiple people's lives and stuff. And they're giving this person a job with Babylon B and stuff like that. They've been doxing people and shit.

That shit is insane. Like this person is a piece of shit. It's like for you to even. agree with that at all even slight like look i make jokes out the ass i make fun of every kind of person there's no way in hell that someone will bring something like that in front of me and i would read it and say yeah let's go with it i'd be like get this out of my face please get this out of my face but yeah it's those are the people those are the things that people should be focusing on Because look, I understand, me and you can say, I'm talking about this, but we're streaming.

And I was like, people don't understand the power they hold as the people opposed to the government. The government has a lot of power. Yes. But the government's power is only relied on the fact that the populace will listen to the government. We technically have all the power. We're just not taught that we do because the government is like, if we keep them stupid, they'll just obey. Right. That is the end goal.

What happens is there's a lot of things that went on, let's say the whole entire death of Floyd. I'm going to be real. If people didn't get out and show much as they did, I think Chauvin would have got off. I think he would have been like, oh, that's unfortunate and he would have just been fine. You know, people didn't bring the same kind of attention to the Brianna Taylor thing. And there was a lot of contention in like the case. And the people that did that walked free. But when people were marching about the Floyd thing, that made, that made the world.

take notice to the fact that, yo, if we don't do something about this, people are going to be mad. What happened was we got averted to sign happen and the people take their foot off the gas. That's not how you're supposed to be. You're supposed to keep your foot on the gas. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health.

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Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio.

Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan,

which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $1.20 million is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. That is how things change, you know. Very often we get so caught up with what we're going on through that.

We forget that that's how you make proper change. You know, back in the 60s, there, I think, especially without the, and didn't have the internet, they had to just spread flyers. They had to throw flyers in the air and hope the wind takes it and it lands in the right people's places. And they just, you know, they have to post things up on like community boards and stuff like that just to be able to get a muff of people together to go do things. We have all the power in the world to communicate and get things done is that people, we're too pacified and too apathetic to really contribute and get things done the right way. We have the power to do. We have the knowledge to do it.

We just don't all. We just don't have that willpower that older groups have. But there's unfortunate I hate to admit that. We're too fucking, I mean, to me. We're pacified, I think. Well, look, not, not, because I wouldn't even say, I would say the pacification is a part of it, but it's more of the division where if people, because we're all, no, matter what, we're all getting, if you're an American, for example, in this country, you're

getting fucked seven ways a Sunday unless you're really wealthy. You're just getting, in so many different ways. Like, say, we're just tax season just passed. And for example, when you talk about, and this is something that a lot of people are aware of, but what do you do about? We're not unifying to be like, okay, let's stop letting companies like into it and fucking H&R block and shit and whomever else, Liberty Tax, all these pieces of shit fucking lobby to make it super hard to do taxes where you have to use these motherfuckers because other countries literally just give you an estimation. This is probably what you made.

This is what you'll probably get back. Do you agree or disagree? Nobody really fucking thinks about it. You simply, literally, it's insane. They give estimation like, hey, you're made about this much money. If you've made over inform us, if you agree, send us this much in. If there's anything wrong. But the tax game in America has always been fucked.

Well, yeah, that's just one. That's just one little, that's one little, what do you call it? One example. That's just one little example, right? But it's just like, I feel like if enough people kind of came together, like, wait, let's focus on this. But then there's arguments. There's literal fucking arguments for it. And you know what it is.

It's lobbying. It's people getting paid a shitload of money just for one fucking bill to be passed. And then they will tell their stupid fucking audience and their base that this is good for them. They will convince them that the shit is good for them. Dude, these fucking people, and we'll move on to some funny shit. I just, I got to say this, because this is annoying me so much. It's been annoying me because, like, the Republicans right now are the party of, oh, they're trying to protect children. They're trying to save the children.

Meanwhile, the biggest entities that are abusing and sexually and raping kids, they will not touch them. They will not do anything. And it drives me, you have to the point, Tennessee right now, they're going through some shit right now where they're like giving incentives to straight couples to marry. and then they took out the fucking language that had an age barrier so then they can just marry fucking children, bro. And I'm just like, what you're telling me you're trying to protect kids right now? And like, I can't stand this shit, bro. It's really, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a world and just wrong. It's always, it's always, it's always been lying in crooks. That's how it works. To be a politician, you have to be a

crook to a certain degree, you know? Pretty much. I believe there can be positive to our good crooks, but you still got to be a crook. You still have to have, you still have to have that. You still have to play the game a little bit. You still got to be a rogue, you know, you could, you could be a good rogue that's helping out if you're great a good, but just still a rogue, you know. Right, right.

But the idea is that, one, there have become a lot of loud minorities. And what happens when those loud minorities get so loud, those ideas start to seep in, the masses. And there are people who are normally probably not that idiotic, but they agree with these fucked statements. I have so many friends from New York that I thought were like reasonable people. And I didn't really know the political backing, but they were like so many of them are like anti mass, anti like anti all these things. I just like how how are you so ill-informed? You went to school with me. You went to school with me. We all went to school to school to together. We all grew up together, you know?

And I understand people like for me, like as a black dude, I understand an anti-vaccine thing. That is something I understand. I don't. I personally got vaccinating because I believe in the science. But I understand our history. I don't think that's a good excuse. I'm no, no, no, no, no. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I think, I think, I think they're being stupid, but... I've literally never heard this argument as far as going to school and getting your fucking immunizations and getting what you needed.

No, I agree. I agree. No, but do you understand? Like, so I don't believe that people that are saying, they're saying like, oh, like, I don't want to get it because of this. I'm like, you weren't saying this shit before. I 100% agree with you that I think that the modern, the modern political climate has exacerbated things. that people never argued about before. Right. Those things weren't arguments.

To take your dumbass kid to school, you had to give him some sort of shots. Or else they wouldn't let that motherfucker in. They wouldn't be, but you can't bring him here. He is not immunized. He's going to potentially sicken other children. You got to do it, you know? I understand people could argue the whole Tuskegee,

stuff like that and all that shit. They were giving people, air quotes, vaccine. They were just giving them syphilis. Right. That's real. That happened. I'm sorry people I didn't know that's that. happened that was very real that was a huge problem that happened here and that's why a lot of black folks have always been particularly

people in the southern states have always been very leery about vaccinations when it comes to ones that are mandatory now i still think you should get vaccinated because there's science to it there's a science that breaks down to it all it's doing is helping you deal with the spread better and not you know give it other people but freedom my freedom no you don't want to do it you know what hey man as long as you are out here you are taking precautions and you are trying you're trying to alleviate the spread

in other ways I can respect you didn't do it motherfuckeruck is out here that are just not wearing masks and not respecting the fact that there are still laws there are still laws in place we're still in the pandemic guys we're still in the pandemic as much as y'all forget it but as y'all don't want to admit that I know y'all want to

go outside but your life are going outside is not more important than human race. I'm going to say that right now. I'm going to say that right now. If you pass away, you're one person. If you somehow catch a disease that evolves into something catastrophic because we're like, that's not going to happen. That's how it works.

You're talking crazy, bro. I want, I want my freedoms. I want my freedoms, bro. All it takes is all it takes is one idiot with us with one special fucking gene, one special protein in their body. And chunle created the virus, dude. Dude, one special protein. One something unique about them and that shit goes inside of you and it starts spreading like wildfire and then we're back in a horrible situation, you know, people have to understand the world's bigger than them.

But at the same time, they don't, they don't. They don't. And it's dangerous. It's the most dangerous thing ever. The most dangerous thing is people not thinking for themselves and letting people think for them because that's what's happening with this largely right leaning base, the ones that are all. like my freedom this my freedom and I'm just like y'all are being programmed to be selfish as fuck because

if somebody actually explained to them put a real argument of front you know these people that don't like you know the Tucker Carlson's they don't give a fuck about people and real like in the very beginning of the pandemic he was saying vaccines were good and then it's like oh I need to go with the narrative and shit on them now it's like this guy's a fucking phony he's just

it's all about the money it's all about whatever I don't care I don't care if the people that I'm watching are going to fucking kill people I don't care I'm still going to get paid that's that's how it is man but like if if they didn't get if they didn't get if those claws weren't sunk to them first you can explain to them very reasonably that hey guys this isn't about you it's not about you even if you feel fine you're spreading it to other people and eventually that's getting other people killed and like when they talk about the numbers right and talk about numbers like you said over a million dead here

worldwide plus six million that's a lot of fucking people and we could have a short amount of a time, dude. Right. And think about how much, and I say, and I Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from

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20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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Hey, there's the people, because you know, there's people that didn't comply with the shit at all. They didn't even try. Yeah. Imagine if we didn't try at all. Imagine if no one got the vaccines. Imagine if no one's supposed to distance. Imagine how many more folds of people would have died. You know what I mean? They don't fucking think about that. They don't think about how many more people would die. we tried our best and we still did bad. It's, it's, it's terrifying. It's a terrifying realization of how people are. Right.

Particularly Americans, unfortunately, we have a very selfish culture naturally. We've always been like that. I mean, I think that's because there's so many different cultures within such, because we're such a big country. There's so many cultures amongst, like, I want to get your take on that. I want to get your take on that. How do you feel? I want to know how you would feel if the country was devised.

into like you know you always hear the South one you'd be like oh we want us to see it again these four years of the Confederacy were the coolest thing ever it was four fucking fucking year reign or something they act like it was like a thousand year reign or something they act like it was a fucking Roman Empire but like I say how would you how would you feel if we actually divided like country there was an actual north I just want to know like say and not in like the way in the South USA yeah now what and what I mean by that is because and it's not divided by it's not a slavery thing anymore like I was before But it was just like, it's just an ideological,

because this is the way that I'm painting it. The north side, at least the way that I picture, the North U.S. would have beaten the pandemic very quickly in the trajectory that they said when it's like, we can, we can whip this thing's ass in a few weeks if we all just get this done and work together. Do you think that maybe that could have happened if there was, but you see, or do you think,

and then also the South would have been a fucking mess, course. But I'm saying like, how do you think, how do you feel about this? And how do you? I, that's so, it's such an abstract thing, you know, like. It's not that abstract. I mean, it happened before it, it, it, it's very, very different context, you know, very different. Right, right, right. And not to mention the country wasn't, the country then, it's definitely not the country now. Because the South was only, the South was only like eight or nine states technically at that time, right? Right. Well, yeah, like, okay, okay. So what I'm just like at what point is, at what point is the South? Let me rephrase the question.

So like the southeastern part, I guess, would be its own state. The people that are, you know, the ones that are causing them passing the laws. They're passing the laws. But, okay, do you think, I guess, as far as legislatively, do you think that it would solve some fucking issues for the people that are trying to get universal health care? The people that are trying to get a free fucking university. I think there would be more push. They'd be more push and it'd be better. It'd be more allocated ideas for those things to happen and like if we split things up a little bit.

The problem is that the splitting up the country, like the reason why America has had so many technological advancements is because of how big the country is and we all share the same language. And it's so easy to travel between point A to point B without a passport, any of that shit. Like those things definitely played a part in how America got to the point where it was so fast, you know? But yeah, but I'm not really, I'm not really, because like, I'm not trying to get too deep into this. This is just some dumb bullshit. I just don't know, man. Like, I'm very in the middle because I'm like, because I'm, you know, I wish we could just fucking kick fucking Florida off and just chop it off and send it a drift into the ocean. So that's, look, that's what there's, there's certain things you like, you would wish certain people would just be.

fired and they would all get into a rocket. We'd build rockets from them and then they'd go live on the moon for a few minutes, you know, because they would only have enough oxygen for a few minutes. You know what happened? You know what happens? What happens? It would happen. They would go up there by the grace of whatever deity up there they would survive.

We'd stay down here. We'd get all nice and weak and then soft because everything works and makes sense. And they would come back down here and they would destroy us somehow. That's exactly what happened. Just jacked moonmen. Just jacked. ignorant moon men. You can't speak full sense.

It sound like super mutants from fucking fallout. Do you. We're going to eat you. Then they'd come back here. They would fuck us up. Because you'd be like, shit, dude, we just were living peacefully. And then you guys had the show back up. You know?

So like it's... I just feel bad, dude. I feel bad for... And I guess, like, there's a... Like, I was listening to a podcast and they had on a... a doctor that performs abortions in in uh in in in in Texas does he eat them afterwards her no she doesn't

just fucking opens her jaw all the way and just unhinged it like a fucking snake she only she only she only does post nine eight month ones man because she wants some nice and fat so she eat so like there's not there's not supposed to be abortions at that term like she still does it anyway. It could just live. Like it comes out and it's crying and it's a full-fledged baby. And she just... And then she gets off Noah. A fork and knife.

She's just doing on it. Next. Licks the figures after. Next. Next I'm hungry. Their mouth is clapping like this. It's like a fucking crocodile, dude.

She's like a crocodile, but every tooth is like a viper's fan. and she's just eating baby yeah that's that's the podcast i was listening to she's explaining how she what seasoning she uses uh she definitely uh that's so fucked up yeah no that's definitely not what i was trying to say what you say it my bad continue dude long story short i just i feel for people i feel for women in like the south they're in like places like that where um they've they've they've the laws has gotten it down to such a narrowed point to essentially you have essentially like five days really really a maximum of five days to make a decision on

if you want an abortion or not to be within the window of figuring out you're actually pregnant to it being past the point of no return and because of that which is really fucked up more women are getting more abortions now because such a small window they don't have a chance to think about it more. Yeah. So they err on the side of caution of not having the child because they don't want to make the mistake of having one and then regret it and it financially hits them

and all this crazy stuff, right? They'd rather just not have one and live with that. So their stupid laws is making it even more abortions. And I'm like, this is how fucking stupid these people are. They don't realize that sex education and contraception will absolutely destroy you. abortion numbers in the long run. Literally, literally.

That's what they do. That's what they do. It's fucking insane that these, these fucking people just will not listen to reason. And this is what we're dealing with. This is why I say tongue and cheek bullshit, like, well, what if the South just disappeared? You know, like, what if they just,

what if it did it just disappeared, bro? That's such a while. What if the South just was gone? What if he's got rid of it? Like, what do you mean? out of it. Like someone flew into the ground, cut off the south, and then threw it somewhere. It just threw it somewhere. It just starts floating in space. The south is just a, it's just a piece of flat line. Like everybody, all those people like we're tight, like they talk about, they're saying this shit's flat sun. And then there's just that piece of flat fucking earth just just just spinning around somewhere. I don't even know. It's hovering around fucking mercury now. All right, bro. Let's let's let's let's segue. Let's segue. Let's some questions, man. Yeah. Let's let's go. You want you.

Before we go, before we go, it's the questions. All right. We've got to talk about the fact that some guy on a plane decided it would be a great idea to antagonize one of the most prolific boxers in human history. The most feared boxer. I would say, I would say he, I would say in his prime, he was probably the most feared boxer on the planet. 100% He was the most feared Not the most technical

Not the most dominant Well in his prime No no no no he's the most He was the most dominant He is He's undoubtedly the most dominant His prime He was the most dominant

In his prime Just because of the sheer knockouts And the short of length It took him to do it Yeah that's very true So like Some guy on a plane Asked I'm pretty sure

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

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Visit for the people.com for an office near you. And you know, Mike, Mike Tyson, he's a, he's a cool dude for the most part. He'll be like, yeah, whatever, here's the autograph. Good, good go by. But the dude started bothering and pestering and bothering Mike. Now, we all know Mike has calmed down a lot in these last few years. And he's calmed down a lot. You know, he's got convicted for some wild things.

He's done some wild things. Let's not talk about that. Let's not talk about that. Woo! But he's calmed down quite a bit. And I believe he is truly trying to rehabilitate himself into being a better person that he was previously. Islam has done them very good. You know?

But. I don't care about that shit, but, you know. But that is not a bear you poke ever, guys. Come on. Come on. Is that like the ultimate form of like, white privilege of just thinking. Like I don't understand what this guy.

The lack of, I believe the like a consequence is definitely a part of white privilege, definitely part of white American privilege. Just not understanding consequence that I, what are you doing? I think just not to not to tear down any of our white brothers or sisters out there. Yeah, because they ain't doing that shit.

The vast majority of you guys are fine, fine people, you know, whatever. You just live your lives like you guys live your lives. But definitely. go around and you talk to, you know, a lot of, a lot of people of a lighter complexion and they don't exactly understand why they can't do certain things.

Meanwhile, you show that to someone that's a bit of a darker hue and they'll be like, oh, yeah, I can get arrested. I don't want to do that. Oh, yeah, that I could get hurt or something. This guy kept pestering Mike and pestering Mike and pestering Mike and pestering Mike and pestering Mike. Now, guys, Roy Jones Jr. and Mike Tyson had a fight recently. Roy Jones also one of the best boxers of all time. One of the best heavy weights to ever live.

He wasn't heavyweight. He wasn't heavyweight. Roy Jones Jr. Jr. was heavyweight. No, he wasn't. Yeah, he was. You want me to look it up? I'm pretty sure he was a heavyweight. No.

Or maybe a light heavyweight or something. No, I think he was middle. Let me... Roy Jones Jr., really? Was Jr. the one that fought him, right? In that, but in his old age, he was... Let me see. Official weight at 193.

That's heavy, bro. That's heavy, weight. No, middle weight. His middle weight? Yeah, heavyweight's 205. 205 is the minimum of heavyweight? I think in boxing is 205. Mike was never 205.

He was definitely a heavyweight fighter, though. No, 205's minimum. 205 and up. Well, Mike was... No, no, he was definitely in the 200. Absolutely. Mike? Yeah.

He's a small dude. He's short, but he was built like a fucking bull. He was wide, definitely. Yeah, he was 5'9, but he was like fucking, he probably walked around like 220. That's true. I'm 5.6. I'm 5.6. And right now I'm 2.30.

That's true. But I got to shave this shit off, though, because you can see that. I'm starting to turn to a basketball. You know, I'm starting to turn to a basketball. I got those two. It looks worse when I have a beard. When I'm, when I'm not. bearded up it looks a little better but when I'm bearded up I you can see the the

sphere the loss of all the angles in my face but all I'm saying uh let me see if he let me see if he was a heavyweight at some point I think he was Ray joins Jr. let me see oh so he did so a lot of these did okay so he actually did at some point become a win a heavyweight title but he normally bought he was normally in middleweight that was when he was like on a tear you know that was but anyway I I fucked up your Shit. Keep going. Okay. They stepped in a ring with each other. And he was like, you could tell Mike is 57 years old. And that guy was like, I don't want to be in his ring with this guy anymore. I want to get out of here. So he looked fantastic. Mike. Mike looked amazing. He said an interview. He said an interview that hit the fucking the gods of war was awakened because he was pretty dormant for a while. But then like it just snapped in him. And he's like, I need to fight. And then that's what they're.

set up that fight. And so he's still in training mode. He's still a very zen and chill person. But who in their fucking right mind? Have you seen that? I shared it just a little while ago. That iconic photo after he bit Holyfield's ear and then the cops get into the ring. And then there's the cops that are kind of surrounding him. And you can see him. He's all like fucking just, he's just menacing. And you see this one, this black cop on the left where you know he doesn't want the smoke. He has this look like, dude, please don't hit me. It's such an iconic. photo of just like just how terrifying it was to be in his presence like dude this guy could fucking literally kill me by punching me too hard he can literally put literally if he wanted to

hit you a he is the kind of guy that if he wants to kill you with a punch he could do it he could do that that's not a hundred fake for him that's not a mythological look at all the look at all these cops afraid of this one man whose fist is like a gun. And the guy was like, let me fuck with this guy over and over and over again. And though I don't believe Mike should have put his hands on him. Because, you know, I don't believe much to put his hands on him.

I heard one thing. There's some testimony. And if this is true and it would make sense that this is true, apparently the guy threw a water bottle at him. And at that point, yeah, you're going to get pieced up. But if you look at the footage, He's pulling his punches. He stops after a look.

Like he doesn't, Mike Tyson could have finished him. He could have, he could have took him out. He could have took him out. He could have taken him. He could have been running with that rabbit from some mice and men. He could have been hanging out with that rabbit in the next step of the universe, you know.

But he chose to relent. Like the guy was conscious. That's how you know Mike wasn't trying to end his life. I've seen videos of Mike. of Mike Tyson like three, four years when he's not in good shape and his fists are like lightning still. So I could imagine that Mike was probably not given a full extension on his head. Oh, no way.

Or more or less just giving him some shakes and a few bops because it was kind of like a, it was like a cat, you know what a cat fucking gives you those warning scratches? They didn't like, they're not digging their claws into you, but they're like fucking like, get the fuck away from me. You know, it was like, he was giving them one. of those type of taps because he was like in proximity. He was just kind of boom, boom, boom, boom. Like he was just piecing him up.

But he could have literally just one haymaker overhand right and just just he's sleeping the rest of the flight. Overhead right right to the temple. Bing bong, that's it. That guy, that guy would have, he would have slept through every flight for the rest of your universe. He would have been, he would have been, he would have been chilling forever because he's not alive but he chose not to and all i got to say guys is that

don't poke the bear all right i understand internet culture has got us to think that being an asshole is funny and it is lots of times you know lots of times it's funny you know it's it's it's funny but don't let being an idiot don't let that turn you into an idiot because if Will Smith would smacks another celebrity Mike Tyson would put you on your ass

you know right so we got to bring it back to Will somehow just yeah you just be like I don't know safer in the way you conduct your life bro don't don't fuck with like it's it's so and you know what's people need to realize how many people

train nowadays somebody a very interesting observation that I never thought about. It might have been Joe Rogan or something. He said that he's like, dude, you never realize how probably more than half, probably a third, I mean

two thirds of the people that go to UFC events could fuck you up. And I was like, and I was like I never thought about that. There's a crowd full of people that probably all train in mixed martial arts, just fans that go and train. That's why they're there, bro. That's what they're there, man.

I was like, I started watching a movie. And I started training afterwards. That's when I got into it. I was like, I'm going to start training after this. I stopped. But like a lot of people just like didn't stop doing that. And like they did not.

They'll just beat the shit out of you. Like I don't, that's why I don't understand people like getting so like, don't look for fight. Don't look for fights, man. Like fight when you got to like fight when you have to have to. Have to. When you have to fight somebody fight them.

But like also don't run your mouth and antagonize. And not a people to do shit because they shouldn't they should not put their hands on you for just using words 100% but yeah but a lot of people may They may just put their hands on you They may and that's a good very fucking good point man You gotta be you gotta be you gotta be smart, you know There's certain people you don't fuck with for that very reason and don't because they might you don't fuck with That's another thing don't go looking for people that you should fuck with

I live right I grew up I grew up Understand that if I talk shit I had to fight somebody And every time I talk shit Win or lose I'd be right outside in front of that freaking the fun of McDonald's in Poughkeepsie New York Just waiting for whatever's about to happen to happen and my friend's like yo you should probably leave And I'm like nah, I talk shit I'm a I'm a cat's ass open or I'm a whoop this guy's ass man and I got my I got my ass I got my ass open sometimes sometimes I whipped ass but as you get older you realize like

maybe I should just stop talking shit and just live a life without talking shit, you know? And you just grow up. So just be safe, guys, okay? Ayo. All right. Yeah.

Let's go on some questions. All right. We've got to blaze through some of these. We got a lot of questions. We want to get through a healthy amount of them. So I'm just got, I didn't really sift through them. So I'm going to start from the top. And if the question seems dumb, I'll save it for later.

Let's see. All right, so we got Mike Normal You normal ass motherfucker It says What's going on? Boys to Men I like that Boys to Men, man, man I was just talking about like dude

I want R&B to make a comeback R&B is still around It's still around It's still around But dude where are the Remember when fucking Casey and Jojo Boys to Men Jagged Eds Black Street

Oh my God One square One square 12. Oh no. Brian McKnight. Just everybody, there was so many, remember when that was like the top? I'm, dude, I wasn't, I was barely sentient for that. I was barely sentient for that. But that's right. That's right. That's right.

I had a sister and I was listening to that shit all the time, bro. Like, because I wasn't, I'm, so the people, so people like me, I will admit that I'm not, I'm a kid that was born in 90s. but I wasn't, when you're born in like 94, 95 and after, you know, you're not exactly really present for the 90s, you know? Right. Like you start absorbing shit for your 2000s. I remember like the only memory after the 90s that I studied kindergarten in 99. So I remember my first day at kindergarten.

That's all I remember from 1999. That is it. I remember that and then people freaking out about Y2K and then everything else is blank, you know? Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as

the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast, from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. But I did not have the whole entire 90s R&B experience. In the 90s, R&B was the thing about R&B is that R&B was good, was soft enough to push that was towards the line of hip hop. But it wasn't as vulgar, you know, it wasn't as vulgar as his like, you know, in your face. You know, because hip hop was around then and it was fairly popular, but it wasn't like the one.

you were seeing everywhere, you know? Then, freaking, like early 2000s, we had some good shit. That's when you started seeing like R&B and like rappers kind of mixing, mixing it up with each other. It's like that.

And that let the rappers get their foot in the door, you know, get their little like, hey, what's going on? And then they came in and the 2000s ruined music. But it was very experimental and it got kind of weird for sure.

It was terrible. But let's get back to the question. What's up? What's up? Yeah, the question. So it says a few episodes back, you guys were talking about stereotypical Wade nerd sound. Yeah, I remember, brought that up. So I thought we would, I thought it would be fun if we try and characterize what kind of person you picture when you think of the various professions people are in. I'm a mental health counselor at a university and I'm continuously blown away by the amount of assumptions people have of therapists.

What kind of stereotypes come to mind with jobs and careers? Now, there isn't a bunch, but let's let's start with the mental health counselor. Oh, I have an idea for me, my sense. So everybody I know that's gone into the field of psych, psych, they have problems of their own. They have a bunch of problems. They, everyone, I, I'm not, I'm not no person. I'm not a, I'm not a savant when it comes to my mental health, you know. I am lathered with problems myself.

Let's go. But it's, I, I understand. A lot of people that, like, look into all this mental health stuff and they're very vocal about, oh, this is what you should probably. do for your this and that they tend to have their own treasure trove of problems that they possess mm-hmm at least especially people that don't even finish it people that like take a class in and they're like I know everything about this now I'm gonna go and suck an like it's like bro you have a class I've had more classes than need these mental health stuff than you do and they're like yeah but Kingston you're suffering from uh delusions of grand it's like eat eat dick and die you took one

you took one intro class Gayness. You're sorry from gay. From gay. You have gay. It's like, dude, shut up.

Yeah. I don't think about it too much. I just think about like how I don't think about like jobs and professions a lot of times. It's just more of. It's usually like the clicks that people kind of get into when they're younger where there's, you know, there's the preppy chick. Usually she has.

There's a voice you hear in your head when you think about like a preppy chick, a valley girl. When you think about a fucking nerd. some reason he has like all these nasal problems and shit and like they sound all stuffy and they sound like they're slow and tired i am the nerdiest person i know i don't i i'm a i'm a you know what's crazy i don't think i have an accent at all i think i have some vernacular that you can probably tell them from the east it comes out every once in a while but i don't have an accent at all i just i just speak like a regular dude you know no it's it's probably because

you're you who raised you mostly what do you mean who was like your primary caregiver. My grandma, and she's like Hispanic and black and like Afro-C Caribbean. Yeah. And what's her, what's her accent? Like, does she have an accent at all? Or she? Yeah, like she has a very, she's a very Caribbean accent. So that's interesting how it didn't rub off on you. That's very interesting. I can speak pot-tois and like I can speak some Spanish. But what I mean is like the accent. Because usually whoever like raises you is you take after their, their, uh, their dialect and how they speak and how they enunciate. My grandma was like, speak properly because I don't want you to get shot dead.

And I was like, ah, okay. Nah, nah, cheer, sign, cheer. You wild and kid. You see, nah, if it's up to me, I fin to go over there, you know, you're hitting my bye, bye, bye, bye real quick. You feel me, son? She was like, you can't talk like your uncles? You can't talk like any of them.

So I'd come in room and I'd be like, hello, uncles, greeting. And how was your day? And they'd be like, you know, what the fuck's wrong with him? You know, why you talk? I don't talk like that. You know what you talk like that? That's what I got that shit too, man. Where it's like, well, I mean, even though my mom, she has a little bit of a southern accent barely.

But she does, but it didn't rub off on us at all, especially we, my mom invested the money to put us in private school to make sure we're living in an area with a bunch of fucking cholos. And she's like, all right, I don't want. Because if it was, if she didn't do that, I definitely. definitely would have ran with them. Like, there's no way I wouldn't have. 100%. Because even a part of me,

even a part of me was like already kind of my, my step sister that was older, she started dating this fucking Cholo named Ben. And I was like, this guy's so fucking cool. He's so dope. He's got the fucking dickies on and he's got the socks all the way up and shit. He's got a tattoo on his head.

That guy is so cool. He'd be fucking doing this cool ass dances and shit and be playing all this funk. I was like, do this guy's so fucking cool. And then I bought these fucking tube socks. Oh my mom was like my mom was like take those fucking things up. My mom was like take that because she she felt she knew she kind of she kind of knew that like because I'm like even to this day man I love just in the neighbors I grew up I fucking love Cholo culture even though one of them fucking tried to mug me. But this was like in 2016 so way later.

Way later when I was already like this is my city. We're all cool. This motherfucker asked me for a lighter. You betrayed me bro. He betrayed me. I was like dude what the fuck I'm cool with you guys like but that guy fucking tried to he tried to. sucker punched me. He tried to fucking, he tried to knock me out.

Dude, I think I have a guy. I really should have gotten a fighting dude. I think I have a fucking great chin, man. I've never been knocked out. And I've been fucked. I have definitely been knocked out like twice. And that shit's hilarious. Because you just wake up and get,

because you don't, it's not like, when you get knocked out, you don't wake up rested. You wake up confused. Confused. Because you're just like, I was all in and then someone

unplugged me. But I turned back on. So yay. but where am I Why am I in pain? I've been knocked out well It wasn't by a fight It was my it was my mom

I should teach him out to ride a bike I didn't really understand the concept Of like turning it slightly So I fucking turn like really hard Because I was panicking Ran into a basketball pole And then all of a sudden like I'm on my back

Like waking up like what the fuck happened And I can only imagine man If cell phones were a thing That would be some good ass footage Content bro That would be some good ass footage It would be good All right let me go

the next one. Let me go next. Oh, you got. Yeah, we fucking, we go. We can talk about you getting fucked up again or getting knocked out? Nah, I just, I'm trying to remember, like, where could I have gotten my accent from? I think it's my grandma. Oh, my grandmother's the only one. Because I use some of the phrases, like when, when I get really, really, really, really, really upset. And this is a rare thing to see. When I get really upset, I speak, Patoa. And Lily doesn't know what the fuck's going on. Because it's like,

but it's English, but it's a little jagged. And she's just like, uh, whatever. And I'm just like, oh, you should always speak like that. Nah, man. Nah, shit's embarrassing, bro. I'm not even good at it anymore, probably. My freaking grandmother is probably going to be like, you're really bad at every language we speak, huh?

And I'm like, wow, thanks. Thanks, grandma. Thanks, grandma. I'm a Tyson you right now. Tyson on my grandma, bro. what's the next question i don't want to go into this plot line i mean beating up my grandmother let me see oh um obi won't you blow me that's pretty hot um hello you harbingers of bad takes oh yeah that's yeah it's it's always uh people that let's see what happens we've got questions

for all of you what is your favorite quote from both of your fellow co-host this can be either something you said on the podcast or just something they've said in private, whether it's inherently a funny thing or funny in context of them. For me, it would be Chris. He says, I play with the sanctity of life and disrespected entirety. Entirely, sorry. I don't remember him saying that.

I don't know if it was from a video. I remember a video. Sweenie, you said, I pride myself on empathy. I get why that's funny. And me, motherfuck up spelled my name wrong. Let's see.

It says it says we can't bang pussies so we have to bang little boys. I imagine that has to be in the context

to the Catholic Church. It has to be that. I pray that is. I don't think I would say that because I definitely don't agree with that. I don't think

little boys look good at all. Okay, let me see. Not at all. P.S. I am an unreasonably insulted. I'm unreasonably,

insulted that Sweeney rolled his eyes at Darth Gader and I will have my revenge Darth Gator uh what's that what the fuck's that might have been this name but my favorite quote from you is uh let me see I can't remember our quotes literally

after everything after every episode I forget instantly right this is like a heat of the moment like a spike I get struck while and I'm like oh my god I have these jokes and I'm gone exactly I there was a There was a video where Lily Sings got her fucking got her TV show. And I remember laughing my ass off because you were just flaming her. And I was like, Derek, calm, down. Why are you scorching this brown girl so hard?

You were just constantly discrediting every joke she made, everything she said. I was just like, bro. It was so unfunny, bro. Like, I don't even dislike Lily Singh. I just feel like she's not a, a, she's not a comedian and she really wants to be one. Like, she's a content creator.

I get it. Like, but not, content creators aren't just natural comedians. Like, I, I consider myself, and look, I'm telling you, and you've probably heard this yourself. Chris has probably heard this. I get messes all the time.

Like, dude, you should do stand-up. No. Like, I like how, oh, you don't get that? I probably got in it, but, like, I would never do stand-up. Oh, well, I'm just saying, like, I hear it a lot. Like, I've never, I haven't,

done it. I know Chris has done a couple of open mics, but like, I hear it a lot because we don't fucking prep for our funny. We're just talking shit. And it comes out. And usually, I know there's numerous amount of times we've been laughing our asses off. Like, I was, I love the fucking, uh, the anthrax fucking Sean Evans thing that just came up out of nowhere. That was a fucking great, that was a great bit. That was fucking, I love, I love the thought of that. Miffing anthrax. Come to find out that everything is anthrax. Everything is just more anthrax.

It's just more. I love that, dude. I love shit like that, but I don't really remember quotes all so much. I mean, I did love, of course, your classic quote that everybody was introduced to you by, I just think that that cutoff was perfect. It was such a dumb time speaking. I hate the gays. Yeah.

It's just, it's a perfect. perfect cutoff. That is my, that is my immortality on the internet, bro. That is how I will live on forever. When the world is different and, you know, we leave and we expand and we fight aliens and we get fucking raped by aliens, we come back and we're just all sorts of different creatures, the beings that float down from space and uncover the internet

and they type in Tom Swain, they'll hear that and they'll be like, wow, really good cutoff. Really good cut off. It was so good that I, yeah, I for sure thought that that was real. I didn't know, I didn't know it was cut off. But then, like,

once I was, once it was explained to me, then I could hear that it was cut off. And I'm like, fucking hell. Funny how brains work like that. Like, I just thought he was,

that you were just making a fucking funny joke. I don't know what I would say for Chris. I've heard Chris say so many funny things. So much shit. I've heard, same thing with us, like on a podcast in this in general. Like,

if we go through that compilation of like the first, like, 50 episodes of just like funny shit, we would be there, for hours of things. Like I remember for me, the funny thing I ever saw was that fucking Twinkie filled

would cum, bro. I was thinking about that thing. I was thinking about that. That shit is fucking unboh. I was so, I've never, ever, ever, ever laughed like that in my life, bro.

The idea of coming into Twinkie, sealing it back up and then giving it to somebody to eat and watching them eat your cum-filled Twinkie is the funniest shit ever, bro. That is so, that is so fucking disgusting. All right, let's, let's

fuck it, let's move on. We got to, we got to hit some more of these. All right, got you. Brose of Stalin. Hello, you three hilarious podcast host. It's only two, nigger. Right now, at least. Wait, and word, excuse me.

I don't have a question. I don't have a question this time. Oh, it's just a, I think it's probably a compliment or something. I just want to thank you for the blessings that are these longer podcast episodes. Well, this is not going to be as long, but y'all never failed to make me laugh like a maniac in my solitude love from the wind-swept mountains of Norway. Hey, Norwegian. Let's go.

Dude, thank you. We appreciate it. This episode will not be a longer one. It's let you guys know. It won't be giant, but it's probably shaping up to be regular, average. Yeah, about average. About a regular. Yeah.

But we'll wait for Chris's bitch-ass to get back over here. Maybe we'll slap another longer one. Well, we'll start doing it. I think the long form is working well. It's working well. So we might start trying to keep them a little bit more extended, you know, A little over two hours. We'll see.

We'll try to aim for it. Yeah. We'll see what happens. All right. Isaac, Scribe of many shenanigans. Howdy, my question as some about to,

wait, as, oh, sorry, my question as someone about to make a massive move for college this fall is, what is the most dangerous place you've ever been?

Hmm. It can be city, town, or even a whole state, but I'm curious as to your answers. The reason I ask, because I have already received many warnings about how dangerous

both the city. I'm moving to Baton Rouge, yeah, and the campus I will be on R and I'm looking for a bit of advice on dealing with a dangerous area. Ooh, I've been to some, but dangerous is very, it's very, what do you,

what are you fearful of? That's really what dangerous is really constitutes, because there is some things that are just going to be dangerous because maybe there's a lot of violence or whatever, whatever, blah, blah. But it's like, oh, what are you really afraid of? And Baton Rouge,

I mean, I would say, there's just, there's just, don't, there's just, don't be an idiot is really what it comes down to. Yeah, that's a simple. Simple thing. Observe your surroundings, be smart. You know, like, like I was, I lived in New York City until I was maybe like 13. And then I moved upstate New York. And I moved upstate New York to the hood of New York, state, New York as well. And then I moved to like the house I lived.

But I kept going to school in like the more ghetto area because I didn't want to leave my friends again. my grandmother was like, I guess, that was stupid. She just made me move ready, just make me leave my friends again and go to school in a nice area. But for me, with the idea was, you just have to be smart, you know? Like, don't, when it starts getting dark, you know, make sure your shit's done before it starts getting dark, you know. If this is a place where people are like, yeah, I've been robbed here once or twice or blah, blah, you know, don't go there. Somebody walks in a room, they start getting loud, you know. What you do is you get up kind of in conspicuously and you get out of that room.

You just got to be smart about how you. interact with stuff. That's all it is. Because, you know, sometimes things are out of your control and bad things happen. And those times unfortunate. But if you're just smart about how you move. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from

Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of pari menopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it

comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident. Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. You'll be fine. You'll be fine. Right. Exactly. So yeah, good shit, good shit. Let's see we got here. 100% was a baby. Because, yeah, I lived in South Central, man, and some of the areas were bad. And there were certain streets you didn't want to go down.

But, like, if people can kind of give you the, especially a little bit of the low down there, if they can tell you. Like, oh, yeah, you know, just most places are chill. But, yeah, I probably wouldn't go down there. Even my hometown had that, too. There was Gray Street. It's like, ah, you should probably stay up Grey Street. And that's about it. Like, stay off Grey Street.

Everything else used to be fine. That's simply for the Bronx. They were like, yo, just don't go down Morris. Don't go down Morris Avenue. And I was like, all right, betting it never went down Morris Avenue. I went to Morris Avenue to pick up my friend That lived on Morris Avenue He lived like right at the first block

I got him and he would leave He would leave he would go up on like rent where the park was He'd hang out there never anything else Right so yeah I imagine Batten Ruse has his same fucking rules apply there Just you just know Just be smart know your surroundings And then just ask

When you be friends, some people would be like Yeah you know like yeah What should I do or some shit like that You know what I mean But let's go to let's go to Nikki Ziggie. You know, I've seen the name, I mean, the profile picture. Like, I know exactly who Nikki Ziggie is. I know I've heard mention like, oh yeah, well, we know, uh, Mickey Zicky. She's a friend or whatever. But I didn't know the name. I just knew, I knew the name. I didn't

know who it was. I see the picture. I know, I know, I know, I know Nikki. I know Nikki Zicky. Okay. She's great people. She's cool. She's cool. Hello, good fellas. By the time you get to this question, the news of, oh, we kind of touched on this. The news of, the news is, the news of Ezra Miller getting arrested again will probably be old unless they do some new stupid shit which is always a possibility right on fucking right on your spot on on that.

What do you think Ezra Miller is still a prominent actor and public figure despite their aggravated assault convictions while Johnny Depp is blacklisted from literally no evidence. That's interesting because we're kind of just talking about a lot of this shit but let me finish the best though let me finish

the best I can think of is that Amber Heard is a prominent figure herself claiming to be a victim while the people, Ezra Miller, threw fucking chairs that were average Joe's. Thanks for all you do. Niki niki-nicki. And that's pretty plausible. I mean, like I mentioned in the response saying that Hollywood is pretending to care

about women right now. You know, like they don't go. The Hollywood doesn't give a fuck about anybody, but they're pertaining to care about women. So they're going a little bit extra hard on the paint to make sure, you know, Johnny Depp is buried. Anmer Heard gets to keep her fucking job. Ezra Miller is beating up Hawaii

and then people are just laughing at it He's punching volcanoes, bro He's just going nuts Everybody's like, go It's got to the point where he's just punching the ground man He's just punching the volcanoes They're actually

They might become fucking active We need to stop him Such a menace bro I love that I love the idea of Ezra Miller Being just the fucking worst Just a menace That's fucking great, man

And it's funny That's like yeah He's being such a piece of shit And we're all laughing at it And then Johnny Depp for some reason Just got the worst Where it's like yo It's all

It's fucking politics man I hate it I hate it so much Or it's like y'all motherfuckers You have no consistency You know Like you claim you have morals and convictions But motherfuckers just pick and choose

What they want to be mad at And I'm like get out of here dude The fuck out of here I don't know. Let's see what I. Look, all I got to say is this, bro, is that, homie. What did you got?

All I got to say is that. Ezra Miller's not getting in trouble because he's finishing a job every battle, bro. That's it. He's not, he's not leaving there. He's not leaving opponents, you know, at the end. He's just taking out his enemies and then moving on. So I respect that.

Let's see. Let me, um, Let's see, I lost my, uh, a lost my place. No, here's a, let me see what this one is. We'll just scratch this little bit out, I guess. Never. Never.

Never. Watching this scene. Um, I don't care about this. This is a Harry Potter question. I don't care about that shit. We'll answer that because, uh, we'll answer that one when Chris gets back because I think that's his favorite movie, right? Whose?

Chris is, yeah. Chris is actually in fact in Harry Potter. He's actually plays Harry Potter. Yeah, he is there. He's literally Harry Potter. That's fucking great. Let's see. The police ate my pasta.

That's pretty sad. Hello, little men inside my air vents who talked to me at night. Oh. Hmm. What is a piece of constructive criticism you've received that was genuinely helpful and led to you become better at something? It can be work, personal life, etc. That's interesting.

Effective criticism. Let me see. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women. approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle

modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

For me, the best criticism I had is that I have to, I have to stop letting the fact that I get defeated so easily define how I go about things. It's very often when I get, when I'm doing good and I fuck up, I kind of just stop. I'm like, I didn't like the results of that. I kind of quit. But recently, I've been pushing through that feeling of just wanting to give up. And I've been doing better overall and things I've been involved in. So that's one thing, you know?

All right. Yeah, that's fair. I'm sure there's ones I just can't think of. But as far as my YouTube, there was one thing that, But I, I, I, some people, because what I used to do was, I used to swear a lot, but not to be edgy. It's just, it was like, I forgot what those words are called when you, you know, your ums and ands or whatever. I forgot what that is called, but I would use it in that way. I would swear so much more where it was keeping me quick on my feet without really stuttering.

So I'm just like fucking this and this and that, fucking that, fucking that and whatever. And I was real like some people were saying like oh you know like blah about this and I want some younger people to be watching this or actually I would love to show some of your videos in certain classrooms for this or whatever but I can't because and oh could you bleep out the shit? I'm not fucking doing that but I eventually kind of like took that advice and I kind of capped it a little bit and I think it made me not sound so fucking stupid. You know, because a lot of my old videos, I think, yeah, they're dumb as fuck because I'm just, I just sound like I'm trying to be edgier. And it wasn't that. It was just, that's just what I would do when I'm on a roll. I'm just ranting. And so I kind of, I hated that.

And I'm like, cool. And I once got called out in a video where I just, I thought, um, I had bad information on a subject that really didn't matter at all, though. But it was still a video that I made on something was completely wrong. And it made me be cautious moving forward. I'm like, I need to make sure that even though it seemed like a perfect fucking just coincidence. Everything seemed to the stars seem to line up. You know, and it just made me, I was like, oh, man, that was stupid. And luckily it wasn't some big fucking deal.

But it's still, I felt like foolish. I'm like, all right, I got to slow down. Let me make sure that there isn't some, you know, let me check all the angles to this and make sure I know what I'm talking about, you know, because a lot of times you jump the gun and you're like, oh, fuck. And a lot of people in my line of work They won't fucking admit when they fuck up like that Dude that's people in general bro That is that is one of the most

The most the biggest signs of maturity in general Is understanding you fucked up There is nothing wrong with being wrong There is absolutely nothing wrong with it That is something that people as a whole have to learn Once people learn that thing Once people get that downpacked The world will evolve in a green

in an insane degree, but you have to be aware that fucking up is fine. It's fine to mess up. It is fine to mess up. It's fine to be wrong. I've been wrong about things time and time again. I was wrong about a lot of things that I thought I was right about too, and I was just wrong. And upon learning that you were wrong and you're like, all right, I'm wrong now and I'll grow from that. The problem is that people, one, when you're wrong in the internet, it doesn't exactly disappear.

That's one thing. Right. And then two, people love just being, they love the feeling of feeling like they're smarter and other people. People love that feeling. They love that idea of like, how I'm smarter than you. I made you look stupid. Bro. Yeah, it's, it's weird because I don't feel like it's, and I agree with you. And it's weird, it's a weird thing because I don't feel that at all because I genuinely don't think I'm, because I have a way different, a thought process of what a smart person is. There's someone who can retain a lot of information. And then there's people that could

fucking with the right tools, they can, they can build a phone or something. They, they know how, they know the inner workings of like how a camera works where I have no fucking idea. I would have to go out of my way and learn it to, yeah, and learn it and then retain the information. But there's people that think up, they, they understand complicated math, mathematics and stuff. And they are able to get to the, these people are fucking brilliant.

Like, I don't see myself that way at all. So I don't even pretend like, I don't think I'm smarter. Like, I don't, I don't have that. at all. I've never had that. People are like, oh, I think I'm, I don't think I'm smart. I think all I've got going for me is that I'm able to retain information pretty decently. That's it. Other than that, I don't think I'm smart at all. I think people are smarter me all the time. But even in that instance, it's like if someone, if you're, if you fuck up, you fuck up, you know, admitting to being wrong, it's, it's so, it's easy. It's like, I fucked up. I'm wrong.

My bad. That's it. That's it. Then that's it. Then a person can dwell on it all they want. And like, oh, you were true. It was like, yeah, I was. I already said I was wrong. I'm over that. That happened. Bye. That's it.

Do you have, okay, this is an interesting question, but I haven't, I haven't really thought any, putting any thought into this, but maybe, maybe you can think of something because this is pretty interesting. So it says the name is Miles Morales, his father has the same name as the Confederate President Jefferson Davis. Actually, for real. He does. That's fucking hilarious.

I never even thought about that. That's hilarious. It's bad. It's a bad coincidence. I never thought about it. That's a unfortunate quinky dink. Yo, that's what a, there's a wrestler that his, his career, he's gone by the name of Walter or Walter, right? But just Walter because of his language, he's Austrian.

And because of fucking WWE, they wanted to change his name and, like, own the rights to his new name. So I forgot what the last name was, but they chose Gunther something. And it turns out he was like a Nazi commander of like a warship. And they were like, oh, oops, let's drop that part and just call him Gunther. And I was just like, wait, who someone had to have seen this. Like you didn't Google the name? Just Google the fucking name to make sure it's cool. This sounds good.

It sounds like it goes together. I was like, yeah, it probably does go together because you heard the name in a fucking story somewhere about this maniac. That's fucking great, though. Oh, so the question is, and this is something that I hadn't thought about. says, what's up, Dick Vaney and the Puss administration? What is your most convincing head cannon for literally anything? And he says, personally, I think Kirby and Majibu are the same person. And I'm like, well, I mean, I mean, you got to at least admit that Majibu was inspired by Kirby.

Yeah, there's definitely Kirby's design of him being like a pink monster that's like full of, and like small and Q and full of destructability, that definitely there's, there's definitely some, you know, some connection, you know, but like,

oh, I have one. This is going to sound a little crazy. Let me just my headphones. I want to hear what you say. I think that Kevin McAllister grows up to be jink saw from the saw movies. Hi,

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Oh, I've heard that I've heard that I've heard that I think it's Kevin McAllister I think Kevin McAllister gets left at home so many times to the point he goes

fucking insane and he starts capturing people that don't value life in their families and he makes them go through shit like that but Kevin McAllister

I think he's I think he's jinksaw I think I I've heard yo I got to say because this is this is dude I you can

can't convince me, you can't not convince me that that Jar Jar Binks isn't a Sith Lord. He fucking is, dude. He is. Like, the fucking evidence is, it's too much of a coincidence to me, man.

And I'm not even like that type of... That he just survived, that he just makes it, that every time he's just fine at the end. Like, it, like... Like, there's, he's in the... He's always in the right place at the right time kind of like it's just there's so many like there's there's it's one of those things where i'm like all right look there's there's a indoctrination theory for mass effect

the third one which is kind of plausible but at the same time there's some stuff that doesn't make sense as much as i would love to believe it to explain uh and it's to it's it's shitty how it how it turned out how the third originally turned out it would explain away why it's so shitty i'm like i'm there's still holes in this that I'm like I'm sorry I just can't believe it but Jar Jar like when they put this shit together I'm just like dude I you I just I'm sold like I'm even though fucking jar jar's people can't use the force in a way that like other beings can but they are naturally connected with the world so they have like they're more sensitive to how things work but why can't they at the same fucking it's just a thing about species they can't

the force. But Jar Jar Jar's behavior and his presence and how he just shows up when things are convenient and how he just doesn't die, I really believe that Jar Jar Jar actually was Sidious. And Sidious was a fucking sham. He's a fucking sham. Like everybody's like, I don't believe that. Like everybody's like, I think that city, excuse me, I think that Sidious was like the fucking beard, you know, like how gay people, they have wives. Yeah, they have. That's the beard. You know, I think that like that's... Yeah, like Abby...

Abby Shapiro's fucking husband, if you've ever seen him. He's a fucking... He's a fucking... Benjapiro's sister's husband. He's clearly... Brother-in-law? He's fucking gay, dude. He's a beard. And then a Caitlin Bennett. You do a gun girl? Do you remember gun girl?

Caitlin Bennett? Gun girl, even though she's pregnant now, or maybe she just had her kid, that guy is just... He's the final boss of gay. Like he's gay Like he's the final boss of gay He's like number one bro

Dude I've never like Okay so Abby Shapiro's husband There's he could just be a soft granola Pushover like if you push him He would probably tear up a little bit He could just be that Right It could just be that

But Tear up Okay Caitlin Bennett's husband. I'm sorry. No contest. And then there's a weird thing with these conservative women, they're going towards these very effeminate men. Like, because

Jordan Peterson's daughter, I forgot her name, Michaela. If you look at her man's, very tall guy, but, dude, he's got it going on. Like, he's got it going on, dude. And I'm just like, what's happening? Am I missing something? Dude, the right is producing femboys out

the ass, bro. Dude, it's happening, bro. Look, man. Hey, they're the ones that are always, if you ever go into a Discord server, one of the reasons why I nuked Discord because I just don't want, I didn't want there to be anything in there

that might even happen. Because I'm just tired, I'm just tired of like, it was my personal Discord. I just, I just don't want to, I nuked mine too. Yeah. I just want to think tied to it

because there's always hoodlums. There was one guy had to kick because you started posting just anime chicks, but then like the anime chicks starting to look a little younger. And I'm like, all right dude get the fuck out of here like get out before it turns into some shit that like i don't

want the feds to bust into my house for but like if you go to like conservative discord like you'll see screenshots of this stuff people come there's always uh uh what's that word um i always forget it uh foodanari food nari food nari food ta nari yeah it's always there's always chicks with dicks on there always it's like there's like it's like it's a and i'm I'm like, dude, I'm like, I'm missing something. There's like a wave of, it's like an underground wave that I'm not. I remember down low people back in the day? It was called DL.

It's called the download. Yeah, it's called the download. This is a different download. This is a different lane that I'm just learning about. It's not even down low anymore. Is this people are. It's just, they're up and at them, I guess. I don't fucking know, dude.

It's, it's something. It's a lane that I'm, I'm, I'm, it's fascinating to me. Unfortunately, I have a lot of friends that do not safe for work art. And God, man, I've seen so many girls with people. penises in the last two years. It's just, and they don't even have, like, regular-sized dicks. They always have, like, fucking... It's like big as an arm.

Arm-sized penises. And I'm like, miss, how could you have comfortably hid that throughout your life? There's no way. There's no way you walk out with a penis like that. That's a web. pin that is a baseball bat you are a threat but they they got them they got them and they got them they hold them and they got them they look at man and you you do you look at you do you the only problem i have is with a lot of times and i was talking about like say these the the gun girl all the all these

people they're like bigots right and but then they they associate with especially a lot of these kids that like all that food nari shit they like act like oh, they fucking hate the trans people and all this stuff that's happening and then behind the scenes, they're fucking wishing they'd get railed by one and all this shit. And like, that's the shit that pisses me off.

It's always the loudest people. The loudest people, the preachers, the loudest ones that are always screaming of much how much they hate gay people. They're like sucking cock in the fucking bathroom stalls and shit. I'm like, that stuff pisses me off. It's like, I don't care if you're,

I don't care what you're into. Dude, you do you. Just be real. Don't act like, yeah, just be real. Don't act like you fucking hate this shit, bro. Don't act like you love this shit. seen it on Discord. I've seen

screen... You love it. I know it. I know. I've seen your screenshots, dude. Like, people have shared. You've been exposed. Like Alex Jones and freaking Blair.

You know what happened there. You know. Alex Jones was like, oh, come here. Hey, Blair. I got an idea. Oh, no. Look, look.

I didn't... I didn't know. Look. You still have your... You still have your penis, Blair. Oh, yeah, you do. Can I... Can I...

Can I... Can I... Can I see it? Can I see it? And she's like, he's like, ah, you're so funny, Alex Jones, like thinking that he's joking. He's like, yeah, jokes.

I'm just, just joking. Let me see it. I just, I just want to see it as a joke. The frog's the only thing to turn gay. I just want to suck it as a joke, you know, it'll be funny. It'll be hilarious. It'll be, it'll make fun of the left somehow.

I want you to nut down my throat as a joke. It'll be hilarious. I want you to nut down my throat as a joke. That's a joke. Oh, my Lord. Oh, my Lord. Oh, my God. Oh, my.

I think, I think. Oh, man. I think that's it, guys. Yeah, I guess we'll cap it right there. We'll cap it right there. I think that's it. That's fucking, I love that. I wish that could be, um, I wish that could be the, the, the, what do you call it?

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